Mass Effect General - /meg/

Liara best waifu

Femshep qt

>>123891976
John shivered, his fingers trembled goosebumps appeared on his skin. He'd been waiting for this for so long, he could barely contain himself. Tali sat in front of him, one of her hands reached to poke at a slight bump at the small of her back. Shepard leaned in, his bed creaked ever so slightly as he studied the bump.
and as he poked and prodded he noticed a tiny zipper hidden underneath.

Tali leaned into his touch, pushing her back against his hands. He didn't need to ask. He began pulling on the zipper, slowly and surely, it was like her, delicate and alien yet familiar at the same time. oddly shaped teeth separated as he pulled and another layer of the suit revealed itself.
He drew in breath as he realized the layer was not part of her suit, it was part of her. It had little dark spots and there were goose bumps in neat little rows all over. Alien yet familiar. He smiled and reached in to touch.
The skin yielded, it felt leathery, soft but very durable, it reminded him of neoprene. Tali sighed and made a content little noise.
"You're warm.." John murmured as he traced circles around a spot.
"The quarian flotilla is very warm, did you know that the warmest ship in the fleet came from finland?"
Tali shifted and pushed herself backwards, his fingers pressed into her skin and she shuddered.
"It's also holds our strategic reserve of birch."
She grabbed onto his ankles and pulled herself backward, her naked back made contact with his chest, she giggled as his nipples tickled her shoulder blades.
"The flotilla is 300 years old, but most of its ships are even older. The liveship actually contains trace amounts of the first eezo deposit we found!"

Tali noticed her lover had become awfully still, she squirmed in his arms and turned over. Their lips met and she kissed him deeply, her tongue licked the inside of his lips before retreating back into her mouth, she had hoped his would follow.
"For only 39,99 you can buy the sexual trivia expansion pack."

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>>123896179
well done anon.

Anderson is an amazing singer

Gently rubbing your waifu's butthole when taking her from behind?

>>123896068
Thanks WG. good op as usual.

>>123896179
But that's correct for you, but not for me. I accept your choice even though I do not like her. :)

>>123896530
>But that's correct for you, but not for me. I accept your choice even though I do not like her. :)
that's a shame, you do good liara fics even though i'm not into mt

>>123896512
asari don't poop, prove me wrong

>>123896512
I would rather caress her butt instead of rubbing her butthole.

>>123896290
>"It's also holds our strategic reserve of birch."
great short, eddy.

I'm signing off, either watching a James Bond movie with my brother (if he wants to join) or reading a book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMoFbvep3E
your waifu want some more nigga?

>>123896530
>>123896617
Please post these Liara fics, I'm new to /meg/ and didn't see any things like that in the pastebin.

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>>123896810

>>123896742
What book are you gonna read anon?

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>>123896617
I'm glad you like my work anon.

>>123896512
Oh baby.

>>123896742
Thanks WG! Sounds like a good night for you.

>>123896757
I doubt it.

>>123896810
Not very many of them. And per request, many have dicks.

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>>123896810
Here's another, the only other one not centered around smut.

>>123896954
I was about to post the mark II version, I didn't realize I picked the wrong one.

>>123897224
Post the smut ones please

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And here's the 'good' one centered around smut. It was a request, don't read if you're afraid of gigantic alien cocks.

>>123897276
Will post the other one in a moment.

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>>123897276
And here's the first one.
Hope you enjoy.

Jeez these timers are brutal.

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>>123896068
Reported to the Citadel for being racist.
>>123896530
>I do not like her
Who's your waifu then?

>>123896530
>>123897640
>Who's your waifu then?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!

>>123897391
>>123897592
th-thanks

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>>123897640
Female quarians.
Tali is among them, though I like to create my own characters. One of the perks about writing a book, is total creative freedom, which includes unlimited waifu potential.
Do note that I've no intention of turning my book/s into romance kawaii uguu shit.

>>123897805
you're welcome.
I feel like a drug dealer..

>>123898009
What kind of book are you writing? And how long have you been working on it?

>>123898667
A sci-fi book. Just a regular old book, action, mystery adventure, some transhuman themes but mostly just adventure. I've been working on it for quite some time, although it's still quite incomplete.

I'm not really sure how to describe it.
It's a Sci-fi book with a small scale, so no galaxy shattering old ones, no immense battle fleets that blot out the sun. Just the shitstorm that several unwitting characters find themselves in and some exploration of a world like ours yet very different. Set on a rim city (At least in the beginning.) built along the sweet spot between immense heat and unfathomable cold on a planet tidally locked to its sun.

>>123899264
That sounds cool, I always preferred small scale stories too. I've been thinking about writing something too but I'm not sure I have the imagination for it anymore. Do you have any ballpark idea of when it will be finished? I'm assuming you're planning on self publishing it? I'd like to read it some time if you ever get it published.

Quick /meg/, you have to pick one squad member from any of the games and shit directly into their mouth. They can't resist or retaliate in any way.

Who do you pick?

>>123899640
Ash. A crater wouldn't mind

>>123899518
I think it'll be finished around fall 2016. I'll definitely let you guys know. And yes I intend to self publish, I'm writing for fun pretty much and I have no interest in getting involved with publishers. For now at least.
If you want to write a book then I say do it. It doesn't harm to try you know and there are many resources on the internet for help.

>>123899640
EDI, she's the least likely to suffer from it. And I'm not a fan of how she was shoehorned in as a squadmate/jokers sex toy.

>>123899640
you are the squadmember I'd pick

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Thought I'd ask again due to my question being when the thread transitioned.

What are some recommended skills/must haves/guns for a ME1 Insanity Adept run? Google has some very old builds when they game first came out and other ones dont have a lot of reviews or discusion on them.

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>>123899820
>nuking your squadmate, then taking a shit in the radioactive crater

>>123900196

Who's the qt?
I didn't play Adept that much, sorry. Invest in the pistol tree, obviously.

>>123900196
everything that stops the enemy from being active, lift, throw, singularity, stasis
pistols max
keep all the other skills at the minimum needed to unlock the skills you need, then put the rest wherever you like.
if you take Kaidan and Liara with you, there's nothing that can really stop you from lvl 20+ onward

>>123900167
EDI is the worst, she's a complete pandering character but it's not even enjoyable pandering

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>watermarks

>>123904754
>>123906816

I like it. I like it a lot. Makes me want to lick her butt.

Well I'm off to bed /meg/ hope you enjoyed the fics.
Sleep well and dream of resting with you're waifus ass as your pillow.

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>>123908349
Night.
>waifus ass as your pillow
Good idea.

>>123909102
I would rather use her tummy

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>Ashley has small, cute tits
>they give her huge, albeit hot, tits in ME3

Why?

>>123909102
>>123909232
pulling the skin off alive, letting some shady BT dealer on Omega tan and smoothen it, then using it as leathery pillow sheet? sounds comfy as fuck.

>>123909281
all females used the same model in ME1

There's a new chapter out.
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/NidoranDuran/18646/Harkins-Normandy-Harem

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She may not look like a soldier, but fuck if those lips don't give me the biggest of boners.

>>123896290

Does he buy the expansion?

>>123910932

Seems pretty good, from even an initial quick looking over.

>>123912427
as somebody who hates ashley i'll admit those are some nice lips

>>123910932
>my waifu getting raped by some scumbag cop
this hurts to read

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>>123900608
>>123901349
Thanks for the help guys. I don't know who the qt is but I have another one for your help.

One more question. I vaguely remember that having parties members in your group for certain quest gave more experience or made them approve of you better?

Does anyone have a list for that? I just got Wrex but I'm not sure if I should have him in my party or kept Ashely.

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> Type "Samara" in google to look for some Samara pictures
> Pic related is first one that appears
> Freak out

>>123914830

There's not an approval system and I don't think having certain squadmates gives any more experience. It is possible on some missions to have additional dialogue from a squadmate who has a personal interest in some given subject, though if a location or quest provides something that they want, they'll ask Shepard for or about it back on Normandy.

>>123914830
>I vaguely remember that having parties members in your group for certain quest gave more experience or made them approve of you better?

I'm fairly sure that only applies to Dragon Age, at least of what I remember of DA:O.
Squadmember attitude towards you is only influenced by speaking to them, or doing specific squadmember quests, of which, only Garrus and Wrex has.

>pic

Not as cute, but dat thickness.
>tfw I had a picture of a super cute, slim black girl in a tight top and glasses, but lost it when I reformatted my harddrive (only had the one HDD back then).

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Not a terrific shoop, but that bicep, though.

>>123915284
S A M A R A B O I Z

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>Just accidently clicked the third option with Sha'ira to fuck her after all these years
Wonder if I was of any interest or fun to her with all the people shes' fucked.

>>123921196
sweaty hair

>>123920285
makes me wish she actually looked that good and had a nice personality to go along with it

>tfw you can't become lesbian slut friends with ashley and service the alliance navy together
get your shit together bioware

ded thread
more lewdposting please

>>123921196
remove quarian remove

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>>123931452

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can't sleep any more

>>123931452
Is that a mako? must be a pretty old design the...

>A version of the Mako can be seen in the comic Mass Effect: Evolution, suggesting that it has been used by the Systems Alliance Navy since at least the First Contact War. Former BioWare writer Chris L'Etoile noted this as a continuity error.

good job.

reminder that wg is a known femshep sympathizer

>>123933471
I don't like swampbeast though

>>123933607
all femshep is cancer

>>123931452
how can they understand each other ? I thought only after joining the citadel space they've received omni tools with translators

>>123933819
mass effect fields

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>>123933765
whatever you say

>>123933819
mass effect fields

>>123933943
anti femshep gestapo when

>>123934019
whenever it becomes socially acceptable again to be racist, sexist/misogynist, genocidal and/or not having to watch your every word for political correctness.

so never.

>>123934446

I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MAN

A waifu participating in the spring offensive?

>>123934796
these suggestions become more and more retarded

Femturs...?

>>123936826
why?

>>123937283
participating in the spring offensive?

>>123914830
the only mission where having a certain party member in your squad matters is Garrus' loyalty mission, you'll know it when you get it.

otherwise just take whoever you want

Liara has great abilities but she's super squishy
Kaidan has slightly less great abilities but is tougher
Tali is not worth using until you give her shotguns and AI hacking
Ashley deals good damage and is really tough to kill
Garrus is easier to kill but has more useful abilities
Wrex doesn't fucking die ever and keeps shit away from you with shotguns and biotics

as an adept you'll probably want Wrex or Ashley in your party all the time.

be sure to complete the Moon AI mission to get your secondary class, and if you really want to break the game take the improved singularity (bastion)

as long as you're not playing on hardcore/insanity you don't need to worry too much about equipment/skills

>>123937845
>where having a certain party member in your squad matters is Garrus' loyalty mission
Wait, why does that matter?

>>123937845
does picking up wrex's armor with or without wrex make no difference then? I can't remember.

Mass Effect 2 and 3 backwards compatibility on xbone is soon right?

That being said, I'm about to start a playthrough of me1 (that I'll eventually carry over through 2 and 3)

I'm not looking to do insanity, but I'm looking to play the most fun and engaging character, and I need your help /meg/

>Male/Fem?
>Class?
>Paragon/Renegade? Neutral?
>Love interest?
>Things I'm forgetting?

>>123941264
Female, mark meer is a hack.

>>123941264
fem
solder
paragon do some renegade interruptions though
maybe idk your choice
unite the galaxy

>>123941718
>>123941843
reported to the femshep gestapo

>>123941264
male
vanguard
whatever feels right
liara

>>123942032
>>123941843
I did Vanguard in the past and it's playstyle is not for me.

Is soldier really that fun? I feel like it would be very 'uninteractive' with just point and shoot.

https://youtu.be/EpV9sGDY7uo?t=23m7s
halefags will defend this travesty

w-would /meg/ be interested in making a headmorph for my new femshep run?
>>123941264
femshep
vanguard
paragon
liara
You can make custom classes with a little bit of work in me2 and 3.

>>123943150
I would be interested in you not posting here anymore like you said you would

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>>123942175
try adept, easymode in ME1, bit more challenging in ME2 on higher difficulties, explosions-mode in ME3.

>>123943150
use pic related

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>>123896962
>anon
are you mocking me?
It's the first book of The Sellswords, Servant of the Shard. Already read it but I'm finishing all the Forgotten Realms Drizzt stuff. Would normally have skipped it then but I simply can't skip the bad guys as protagonists over 3 books, some of the stuff is hilarious.

bye for now

help i'm losing it

>>123947951
phone your crisis hotline or check yourself into a mental ward

>tired and want to sleep early
>nothing to do that's keeping me up
>still don't want to sleep for some reason
???

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jack 2bh

>>123909232
>>123909102
I believe nestling between her ample breasts would be comfortable too. As she absentmindedly plays with your hair.

>>123909281
Laziness, bioware has a bad habit of giving all charachters the same body. That's why the flotilla was just hundreds of reskinned Talis with different voices, rather than a large gathering of short and tall quarians with cobbled together old suits, all unique.

>>123913506
After some deliberation he does, he even gets the season pass which comes with a free pamphlet on quarian culture and a genuine reproduction of an ancient quarian temple.

The temple model smells weird and is not very detailed. There's also some damage on one of the towers. You try and glue it together, but instead cause more damage. It's poorly constructed.
After a few weeks gathering dust you throw it out when Tali is outside. She never notices.
>>123921196
pretty qt.

>>123955546
What in the flying fuck.

>>123951635
I know that feel. But I've noticed going up at a regular time in the morning really helps with ones mood.

>>123944757
megtan is renegade only tho

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>>123937845
I thought the choice of weapons for all the characters were Pistols?

Also, how should I specc Garrus? I was going into the Adrenalin Tree.

Also I'm playing on Insanity, so you have any equipment/skill recommendations that'd be wonderful. I'm kinda going blind here, last time I played was YEARS AND YEARS ago.

Bit dead

>>123956191
Wrong.

>>123964159

more like Bt dead

>>123964512
BT never dies

A waifu uniting the Germanic "people"?

>>123964825
It depends how she achieves this

>>123965217
Through diplomacy and seduction?

>>123965274
She can try diplomacy if she wants. Seduction is fine and will likely be very effective, l*wd physicality isn't fine.

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Liz, what happened...

>>123966102
Is that that one russian Liz cosplayer? Either way they make a great Jack.

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>>123966473
Yeah, that's her.

>>123955546
wat

>>123956191
meg-tan is for everyone.

>>123966815
except for people with taste

Daily reminder that you're not Anthony Burch.

>>123967229
I don't know who that is

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>>123967323
He's a c u ck who convinced his wife to get into an 'open' relationship.
The result was that he had trouble getting hooked up while the wife was getting pounded. Eventually he convinced himself he was gay and everybody were so proud of him.
He also used to work at gearbox as a writer and made borderlands 2 into the shitty panderfest it was in which nearly everyone is gay or trans or spouting cringe-worthy lines about treating women with respect, things that don't need to said and add nothing.

Wife left him soon after iirc.

I wrote a story about a quarian in a similar predicament. I can't remember if it was a request or not though.

>>123966815
Meg-tan a qt.

>>123966102
>>123966612
She's really pretty.
I think she would make a great far cry 3 Citra too.

>>123967229

Praise Lurker!

>>123966102
>>123966612

Ease up on the spray tan, maybe.

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Is it possible to romance Tali in ME1? There wasn't a new dialogue after my mission. Instead of Tali, I talked to Liara and she even said there's something beetween us.

>>123968621

Nope. Not until she becomes a moe blob that can just barely speak to men she finds attractive.

>>123967007
>playing mass effect
>taste
different flavours of shit

What's /meg/'s favorite kind of beer?

Drinking a Trappist right now.

Chimay Grande Reserve.

>>123968621
thank goodness it isn't. enjoy your infodump though.

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>>123969991
it was Stauder

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>>123969991
Stella Artois

>>123970617
Pleb as fuck desu senpai

>>123970665

senpai desu

>>123971003
t b h and f a m are filtered?

>>123971123
thank goodness they are. stop using that shit and we're all better off. literally nigger-twitter tier if you use it.

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>>123969113
>>123970219
Why didn't BW think about it?

>>123973310

They wren't quite as degenerate in 2007.

It's 9:30AM and I just drank a liter of Chimay. What do /dag/?

>>123974140
fug

this a meg

>>123961739
Nice drawing

>>123967691
>and made borderlands 2 into the shitty panderfest it was in which nearly everyone is gay or trans or spouting cringe-worthy lines about treating women with respect, things that don't need to said and add nothing.
What? I don't remember anything like that in BL2. It's funny you're saying that in a bioware general too, that stuff is par for the course for them.

>>123969991
10/10 taste, exactly what I would have said too

>>123975307

Patrician detected.

>>123974140
>>123974279
Fuck off, obviously.

>>123978257

Vhenan-chan?

i'm tired /meg/

>>123979556
play some mass effect

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miri...

>>123980505

Why does Bioware hate blondes, /meg/?

>>123980587
Because blonde hair looks bad in their games 90% of the time

>>123980587
can't hide bioware quality hair physics on blonde

What is your waifus bedside manner like?

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>>123973620
They WERE degenerate. At least it's possible to romance her in ME2/3.

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>my waifu has hair

>>123955891
>But I've noticed going up at a regular time in the morning really helps with ones mood.
this

>>123967691
yes, I think it was a request.

>>123974140
is that like paint or other toxic chemicals? hopefully it is.
oh hey, it's belgian beer, so that's a resounding "yes".

>>123983015
>at least
that came out funny, you mistyped "sadly"

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>>123984643

>German
>talking down to Belgium like you're not getting anally cream-pied by 12 Achmeds right now

>>123984643
Anon who is your ME waifu?

>>123986032
That's not talking down, he is complimenting it.

>>123982639
Very comforting and close, risking her own health to also get into bed or onto the couch and prohug.

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>>123986032
Remind me which European capital was shut down due to an islamistic terror threat just two weeks ago? Because it certainly wasn't Berlin.

Also if someone had done that with the flags on my car and I had seen him done it I would have smashed his face.

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Alright guys, where should I go first? I did all the side-quest I could possibly do before I did a single main starting quest.

Not sure if it's wise to get Liara first. Not sure though.

>>123988873
either get liara first or last.

>>123988873
Get Liara

>>123988873
Do all non labeled system first and then liara dig site->noveria->feros

>>123992190
Yeah I pretty much did all the unlabeled planets. Need to go back to a few now that my Encryption is high enough on Tali..

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Name a flaw

Do femturs warble too or is that only femquars

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Rate my team. Wrex's armour price:300k credits.
>>123993416
5 kids.
>>123984643
>you mistyped
No I didn't. More romances - more adventures.

>>123994530
Please get some different armor for yourself. That shit is hideous

>>123993575
Femturs are completely incapable of warbling. Those that make the attempt, to lure mates or for any other reason, will produce only hissing, screeches, or some hybrid of these sounds.

>>123994673
Do they sell voice modulator implants that allow a femtur to warble?

>>123992610
I love doing Geth Incursions(in Armstrong Nebula) with Wrex, he always comments on how he loves this kind of missions

>>123994918
The implants are voice activated but the femtur vocalizations aren't suitable for direct modulation into quarian voices, the implants instead play prerecorded warbles.

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>>123994632
How about this one?

>>123995536
i-ill need some more images for closer inspection

>>123986068
>>123988449
please respond

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>>123966102
>>123966612
She looks older here, more matured than her days of Liz cosplay. I'd dare say prettier too. But hey, that's just my taste. Great work on the suit as well. Those low rise pants, if they were half an inch lower ... all that lewd waiting to be exposed and explored. Goddamn. Would molest /10

>>123967229
Few things feel better than knowledge of this.

>>123967691
>Wife left him soon after iirc.
She got weirded out by his need to get keked, as she was more interested in a monogamous relationship, started feeling uncomfortable around him and eventually left him. Took his Wii along with her. I am thankful every day that I am not a cheated, waifuless, wiiless, pitiful excuse of a man.

>>123969991
I love Weissebier. I love all the Dunkels as well, pretty much. Chimay is pretty bad ass. Made some stir fry with Chimay beer batter. Damn, that shit was top of the line. I really like La Trappe from the Trappist ones.

>>123970328
Pretty good Pils. What's your opinion on Warsteiner?

>>123970617
There's a local pizza place, makes one hell of a pizza and escorting it with a cold glass of Stella is just a match made in heaven. Do it with my bro ever since, every time we order some of that pizza. It just works!

>>123980505
Well, go on ...

>>123982639
Terrible. Just like all her manners. And I just love it.

>>123983061
Amen, brother.

>>123984643
Don't diss the trappist, son.

>>123995536
the absence of ass is inadmissible

>>123993575
>>123994673
>warble too or is that only femquars
Tell me more about these warbling quarians.

>>123993416
mshep

>>123995823
The suit is designed to minimize sexual characteristics to avoid distracting squadmates
Do you even combat

>>123995903
bad post

>>123993416
Liara's feet were never disfigured in fire,

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>>123988449

>That pic

I guess it's true.

>>123995747
but I'm not anon.

>>123995806
>Took his Wii along with her.

HardCORE!

>What's your opinion on Warsteiner?

Bit too hoppy.

>>123993416
JESUS CHRIST THOSE KNEES

>>123995806

Westvleteren and Rocheforte are best trappists.

Unfortunately I can't get Westvleteren in Murica.

>>123995806
>Well, go on ...
rest is headcanon

i don't like /meg/ anymore

>>123998268
too HETERO 4u shitlord?

>>123998340
no i'm straight, i just don't like most of the people here anymore

>>123998450
i like you <3

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>>123998450
What happened kiddo?

>>123998528
th-thanks

>>123998450
tripfriends are the same , homodag left us, threads are slow and comfy, literal paradise

>>123998764
I naturally assume the people anon is talking about are those from /dag/

>>123998764
there a couple cancerous posters tbf

What would your waifu think of you posting l*wd images of her on /meg/

>>124000286
She'd be delighted and find it exciting.

>>124000286
yvonnes photos are all over the internet, so she would just be surprised why she is always blonde on them

>still haven't continued playing through the trilogy since starting ME2
help

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1880097
oh goodness

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Ashley a cute.
Who knew it was so hard finding a picture of her on Google.

>>123973310

In all seriousness, though, it's because they didn't think players would find them attractive enough to want to romance them because of the dog legs and weird hands and feet.
Lo and behold, there are people who are sexually attracted to Wrex who look like a goddamn dinosaur.

>>123974140

Beer?
I haven't gone drinking in a pretty long time.

>>123966102
>>123966612

Oh, now I know who it is, holy shit. Looks way better as Liz.

>>123982639

In general, or sexe stuff?

>>124002569
When you're sick

I can't remember but is there a way to fire through Stasis locked enemies? Or was that added in ME2?

>>124004598
Bastion specialization, rank 12.

>>124004767
Is there anyway to give your companions a secondary class or is that special only to Shepard?

>>124005079
They will already have their class or special class when recruited. ie Turian agent, asari scientist, sentinel.

>>123997512
>Recently involved in accident
>Suffer amnesia
>Return home after weeks
>Find note from GF
>Dumped me and took our game console with her
>Search frantically for evidence
>Find a receipt for NoGames
>Find solace in the fact that, while I don't know who I am, at least I am not Anthony Burch.

>>123999391
I am terribly sorry, Mr. Burch. We promise to stop bullying you.

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So I don't know if this is a bug or not but on...
>Milky Way / Armstrong Nebula / Hong System / Second planet / Casbin
Casbin there's the Anomaly Signal on my map with a ! on it, when I go to it there's nothing I can interact with. The first time I was here there were enemies I could kill (Geth) but that was it, the Map Marker still says theres a quest to collect here

>>124007801
It's bug, don't bother about it i though the same when i played it

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How does this make you feel /meg/?
Do you realise how insignificant we are?

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Aw, fuck, only meant to delete the image. I forgot to censor her naughty bits.

>eating delicious rice pudding my mother made
Sweet Lord, it's delicious with berry sauce (closest translation I can think of)
>tfw you and your waifu will never explore eachother's cultures and traditions

Whatcha doin', MEG?

>>124009950
>Whatcha doin', MEG?

not getting banned for posting SFM porn

>>124009840

I've already seen it. I'm still waiting for the heat death.

>>124010139
I'm more of a fan of the "everything sucked up into one big black hole eventually, that starts pulling on space itself until it shrinks down to the size of the black hole and then Big Bang: The Sequel happens" idea

>>124009840
>+50 Millian Years:
>Africa collides with Europe, eliminating Mediterranean Sea
even easier for those refugees then

>>124009950
Love that pic of her.
Getting h'n'h.

>>124012673
>Hanar day
what is this nonsense now?

>>124012961
I don't know, do I look like I painted that?

>you will never have a day of degeneracy with your waifu and spend all day in bed cumming all over everything and rolling around in it together

>tfw been up so long you're delirious and laughing at everything like an idiot
help

>>124013594
>you'll never cure and prevent illnesses, aches, and pains by guzzling MTJ

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>>124010769

After eating the rice pudding, I'm only H.

>>124013652
What's MTJ?

>>124014725
mating tube juice. asari cum. always tastes like your favorite fruit.

>>124015398
sounds tasty, wouldn't mind giving it a try

Do you think there is a 4chan equivalent in the Mass Effect universe? What would it be like? Would there be Asari qts?

>>124016837

There would be asari attention whores a-plenty. And volus shitposters pretending to be asari.

why is there a bioware general?

>>124017576

It's just /dag/ trying to stay alive.

>>124017576
So /dag/ can shitpost without someone throwing a fit.

>>124017662
Jesus, that's just sad.

>>124016837
hughmons vs BT in /pol/

>>124017576
don't go there, it's 95% /dag/ and just alibi posts of other games.

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Another question; from the Anon playing ME1 in a long while.

How many times do I need to check back into the Citadel? It's become tedious at most going back in after every mission to see if anything update.

Do things only update after every "Main Story" for instance I just got Liara from her dig site.

>>124018421
there's only new missions after the first main mission and when you are detained.
the only other reason to go there is if you hand in assignments or go shopping.

>>124018421
>Do things only update after every "Main Story" for instance I just got Liara from her dig site.

Either that, or after you've done a tonne of side quests. Like when it comes to speaking to your squadmates.
You post very nice images.

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>>124018986
I like my chocolate. Shame ME doesn't have more variations in woman. We got Vivi in DA:I but you can't even romance her. Starting to think BioWare is secretly light /pol/, which is absolutely hilarious, sorta like video related.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iSQ65ZDAE
Just replace Lucas with your favorite BioWare Dev

Also, we did have that tan/brown lesbian in 3 I think but we've never had any chocolate woman in ME Universe, now it's been semi-confirmed one of our first human female companions is going to be blonde blue eyed.

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how to place a fuck-huge annoying watermark: the pic

>>124021724
shitty picture anyways so who cares

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shot angle suggests he's a manlet

>>124021724

I love it when artists are so fucking full of themselves that they just assume everyone is going to want to rip their shit the moment they post it, even when nobody knows who the artist even is and the stuff they post is mediocre DAZ generated content (at best).

>>124023298
This, I feel exactly the same most of the time.

>>124023298
Why is it so hard just to put a signature in the lower corner, like most artists?

>>124024261
Those signatures are too simple to omit by cropping or covering.

>>124023042
Are you?

>>124019684

Fuckin' Will Sasso.
I also want a nubian waifu in Mass Effect. Get on it, Bioware!

>>124019684
jesus those are some big thighs

>>124026389
Are you what?

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http://i.imgur.com/yWxIF0p.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qusVLCG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rgbfI2B.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7u1si54.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/euOYLHZ.jpg

>>124029130
why are her legs out of position for one of the pictures

>>124029254
to accomodate the girth

>>124029254
They aren't

http://i.imgur.com/MOCaQiL.jpg

me2 can suck my penis

What's your #1 wish for Andromeda? I hope it's more lewd.

>>124033773

that it gets handed off to an actually competent dev

>>124033773
QT waifus, increased lewd, and an ME1 feel are tied.

>>124033773

Improve and polish ME3 combat

Improve and polish ME3 multiplayer

>>124033773
less supposed choices so that they might focus on a proper story.

>>124033773
no homosexual,transexual,whateversexual or any of those sjw buzzwords character

>>124040220
This, choice and consequence has been beaten to death and it's a failure any time. The cool part of choice for me has always just been picking the way my character reacts to things and talks to people and shaping their personality. None of the actual "choices" end up mattering at all or are even interesting, it just makes it a clusterfuck for the writers and everything ends up shit.

>>124040236
good point

>>124027298
A manlet

How long do turians/quarians/ every race besides asari, humans and krogan live
I don't recall the games saying anywhere

>>124052390

If I remember right, vorcha live about twenty years, salarians around 40-55, and turian and quarian lifespans are similar to those of humans.

>>124052390
>>124054341
codex says salarians over the age of 40 are a rarity, nothing about volus or elcor

>>124056018
fuck off

>>124056135

Elcor seem like they'd be fairly long-lived, for some reason imo.

Which waifu has genitalia that are unlike anything we've ever seen before?

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>tfw I have no idea which Shepard to choose as canon when the time comes and we probably get DA Keep ME edition

>>124065036
Though certainly not a waifu, Allers possesses the most hideous disgusting gingey of any member in any species. Perhaps
Shiala has gained some thorianlike traits that she prefers kept extraordinarily quiet.

http://img14.deviantart.net/5a8a/i/2015/335/6/9/liara_t_soni_sweaty__topless_and_showing_dat_ass_by_shinyfighters-d9ipf2l.png

>>124067967
That would be a very nice outfit to wear, should she ever work at a car wash. I'd like to have her lather up my kodiak. If you know what I mean

>>124066490
Not as much a gingey as a spongy spot in between hardened necrotic flesh shaped roughly like labia if you squint.
At least the thick congealed mass that is entangled in her pubic hair traps much of the stench underneath. Of course one must break through this ingot of hardened mucus and dead skin to properly insert ones member in her fetid snatch.

It also shrieks in horror when close to soap. Diana just giggles when it does and smiles as her eyes roll back in their sockets.
The camera drone records every second of the act, and will release the footage if you don't return to fill the gaping hole between her thighs.

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>>124069062
'Sup, edd. Sorry if my descriptions of lovecraftian eldritch horrors is somewhat lacking compared to yours.

>>124068860
Indeed, but I wouldn't mind either if she got a nipple reduction.

>>124069062
Jesus Christ, how could one even find themselves in such a position in the first place.

>>124070116
Morning OCD. T-thanks..

>>124070183
Many bad decisions. Diana always seems to be in just the right place when you're vulnerable and susceptible to falling for the thin sheet of skin she drapes over her horrifying form.
Drunkards and dregs fall victim to her disguise, in their intoxicated state they don't see that the bumps on her ankles are moving, how her eyes move independently when they're not looking. How her mouth is actually just a cavity with no esophagus attached.
She never drinks, she never breathes. In a drunken state one might fall for her advances and agree on a drunken tryst in a filthy alley or worse, bring her home. There she sheds her disguise, bit by bit. Until even the drunkest of degenerates realize that they're copulating with a horror that should not be. But somehow they only realize this when they awaken in their bed at home.
The scent can't be washed out of the sheets. The stench clings to the walls. Burning your house down and fleeing to the edge of the universe is not enough to escape the memories, and the sickly sweet odor of Diana Allers.

Only the strongest can lead a normal life after copulating with, It. Even then they sometimes wake in the night, sweating, mistaking the lingering scent of lovemaking with ones waifu as the horrid stench of Diana. And one knows that she's still out there and maybe one night you go out with your loved one to a bar in the bowels of the city, and over the smell of alcohol, perfume and various foods you detect a scent so overpowering it washes out the scent of anything else, your nose screams in terror as your mind freezes in horror. You know the scent, and the memories rush back into the forefront of your mind. The loose skin, the moaning, the hairy nipples. the sweaty sheets. the guilt, the eyes, the deep instinctual sensation of fear and wrongness, horror and fright of something that should not exist. And then you know she's close.

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>>124070970
>Burning your house down and fleeing to the edge of the universe is not enough to escape the memories, and the sickly sweet odor of Diana Allers.
This is horror finely woven, nice work.

>>124069062
>>124070970

this is NOT wholesome!!

>>124071772
Thank you.

>>124071832
What is anon? What is?

>>124072668

you and you're waifu cuddling purely, fully clothed and with socks on.

>>124072748
What if your feet move against hers, and after awhile her socks start to fall off because your toes caressing her ankles occasionally catch on the top of the sock?

How long does a person have before the wholesome police arrive and start spraying omnigel that assembles itself into censor bars all over?

>>124072894

woah!

fr*cken нeт!

>>124033773

More lewd would be nice. It doesn't really make much sense that EVERY SINGLE STRIPPER in the galaxy covers up her tits.
Deeper weapons costumization, where you either add mods that change how the weapons functions (longer barrel increases damage but also weight, changing electromagnets allow you to change the rate of fire which increase of decrease weapon control, different kinds of heat sinks, etc), or attachments that add functions (an underbarrel grenade launcher that can fire different kinds of grenades means you can carry a different kind of heavy weapon, however, it also increases weight). Ammo for the weapon are mods again, not stupid fucking abilites that for some goddamn reason makes me unable to use Adrenaline Rush or Concussive Shot for several seconds.
Bring back armour customization. I want to be able to upgrade and mod my armour, increasing shields and armour rating, but also fun things like the combat and medical exoskeletons from ME1.
Squadmember costumization. Goddamnit, why did those fucking idiots even remove it?
Somehow getting the Mass Effect 1 feel. Less of a 'gritty' and 'edgy' feel, and more about exploring and learning about the galaxy. Obviously, they can't get rid of the Gears of War gameplay, now, but I hope they make it feel at least somewhat like an RPG.
Design that also feels more like Mass Effect 1. None of the stupid shit from Mass Effect 2 and 3 that either looks really generic (N7 and Cerberus armour) or is really fucking stupid (all of the omni-shit).

>>124033773
Krogan husbando

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>>124072894

Regarding the socks thing, what about pantyhoes?

It's also surprisingly hard to find good images of them.
No thickness.

>>124076276
This this this.
I agree wholly. Especially on the change of vibe from gritty edginess to exploration and admiring landscapes. Let's hope they make a planet with a skybox as beautiful as Maji.

>>124078310
Seems like something she'd wear on special occasions. Maybe buying a cheap pair just for her lover to tear a hole in.

>>124078598

I'm glad you agree.

>Seems like something she'd wear on special occasions. Maybe buying a cheap pair just for her lover to tear a hole in.

But how l*wd are they considered? What if she walks around the apartment wearing them?
What if rubs me m*ng*n*y with her pantyhoes covered feet?

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hello meg

>>124033773
no romances and/or same as: >>124040220

>>124044754
nope

>>124056018
remove quarian

>>124065846
The Mass Effect trilogy endings are unimportant for Andromeda because the ship leaves for Andromeda waaaaay before RGB so we won't get this DA-Keep stuff. Do people even inform theirselves the least bit before posting these suggestions?

>>124069062
>>124070116

you forgot the important lovecraftian buzzwords like unknowable, eldritch, primal, aberrant, etc, pic related. congealed and stench are good, mucus and fetid as well but there must be more like "unknowable" "decadent" or "eldritch".

Talking about Lovecraft did you hear they changed the look of the World Fantasy Award, which, until now, looked like a bust of H.P. Lovecraft, because SJWs were outraged that Lovecraft was racist (a.k.a. perfectly normal in his time).
S. T. Joshi, one of the foremost scholars of Lovecraft already returned his two awards and told them to never ever nominate him again for anything. Incidentally the guy is Indian.

http://stjoshi.org/news.html

Scroll down to 10th November, shitty blog allows no direct links, but holy shit, that guy is MAD.

>>124070970
I did not ask for this.

>>124072894
>How long does a person have before the wholesome police arrive and start spraying omnigel that assembles itself into censor bars all over?

I did not know this exists

>>124078785
Very l*wd but in a wholeome way. even if she wears nothing under them and struts around, sashaying her hips and rubbing up on you until she bends over before you, begging you to tear a hole in them and ravage her till she can't stand straight. She'd still be more wholesome than.. uhh.. this scenario isn't very wholesome at all is it now?

>>124078942
That's fucking shitty of them, Lovecraft made great stuff and I thought the point of the award was the writers literary accomplishments, not the person's character.
Fucking SJWs, ruining everything. Everything has to be so goddamn soft and nonthreatening, if they had their way everything would be wrapped in pink mattresses laced with chloroform.
Instead of realizing that history can be a bit fucked up they seek to censor everything they don't agree with.

>unknowable" aberrant "decadent" or "eldritch".
Good words.

>I did not ask for this.
I'm sorry WG.

>I did not know this exists
That's what they want you to think!

>>124078942
>The Mass Effect trilogy endings are unimportant for Andromeda because the ship leaves for Andromeda waaaaay before RGB so we won't get this DA-Keep stuff. Do people even inform theirselves the least bit before posting these suggestions?
Yes but they HAVE to make at least some tiny remarks about Shepard, who they fucked and so on. They said "hold onto your saves".

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>Hey Tali, I l-lov...
>I should go...

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>>124079353
you know I'm still mad they renamed chocolate-coated marshmallow treats

Until a few years back it was Negerküsse (lit:Niggerkisses), now it's Schaumküsse (Foamkisses). Well okay, that's funny in a BT-way. But still.

Foamkisses made of BTF when?

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>>124079832
>They said "hold onto your saves".

Remember when they said "your decisions matter"?

>>124080938
True. Bul we'll see. I bet there is at least SOMETHING.

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this prompt pls
>http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/9115.html?thread=44318363#t44318363

>>124080784

I still call these what they're actually called, Negroballs. Now, people call them choclateballs.
They had a cafeteria at my high school, and when I when I asked them if they had these negroballs, they said they didn't while I was looking straight at them. Well, then I don't want anything, I said.

>>124080784
>literally having a webm of an assembly line saved
Fucking krauts

>>124081375
yeah no one will be mad here if you call them Negerkuss, it's just the package being changed and that's it. can't change habits like that.

>>124081484
I saved it from the wiki article and cut it down so that it would fit here. Ordnung muss sein.

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>>124079832
>>124080938
Hold up, where does it say that the ship from Andromeda left before RGB Ending/Mass Effect 3? Did I miss read somewhere?

Only leaks I heard about was the one from Reddit and the leaked Survey which turns out might be more true then the Reddit Leak

#000000 thread on /s/.
>>>/s/16319623

>that second post with the really dark, bald girl
Muh diiick!

>>124083584
>Did I miss read somewhere?

It's almost like all the leaks somehow weren't put together in our pastebin.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160611475&postcount=1

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>>124084307
opinions

>>124084307
>that second post with the really dark, bald girl
I do like the fact that she's bald. If things with Alex don't work out, I will be sure to find myself one of them Senegalese women, black as night and whispers of lewd French.

As a side note, what do you call a nigger during night time?

Missing

>>124085290
Half a year ago when I drove home after nightshift there was a black guy on a lightless dark bike wearing dark clothes on the opposite lane.
He was literally invisible until he opened his mouth. That was frightening and hilarious at once.

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>haven't seen your waifu in quite some time
>come back home
>she gives you the photographs from the photoshoot she did to surprise you

how quickly do you sexe?

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>>124084392
>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160611475&postcount=1
OH it was in the Survey? I haven't read it since its first initial leak. Ok nvm then.

Yeah I read about the Survey Leak a long time ago and just recently heard about the Reddit leak. My mistake guys. Sorry.

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no reapers pls

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ONLY BUTTS