Neptunia General #746 /nepgen/

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Have some Nep x Segami.

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Vert

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Vert is best goddess.

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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!

>>123840124
I like swiss cheese

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Spanking is still alive.

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NEPUGYAAAA

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why does Uni hang out with this loser

>>123840197
That hand holding needs to be censored.

>>123840484
birds of a feather flock together

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>>123840509

>>123840661
Perfect.

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Just to recap from last thread:

>>123840940
Everyone will end up in Plutia's House of Fun and Giggles.

>>123841182
>ghost being his usual, retarded self

>>123840992
So, we are using a loose definition of fun, then?

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>>123841265
Fun doesn't have to be two-sided. Getting whipped by Iris Heart is fun for at least one person involved.

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Nepgear dindu nuffin.

Turns out PA and Ghost are the same guy. Of course, only Ghost would waste his energy getting angry over one word.
Not that it makes his headcanon less pathetic.

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it's tea time until uzume wakes up

post some beruberu

>>123840904
Dreamcast was prepared to be finished off by Iffy and Sega, but Sega instead wanted her to listen to them. Dreamcast had her head stuck with being knightly and wanted them to kill her instead of having her live in shame. Sega calmly assured Dreamcast that they were travelers, and Dreamcast was relieved by the revelation for a second, but became downtrodden quickly as she had been bested by mere travelers.

After an apology, Dreamcast asked if she can be of service to Iffy and Segamin. Sega cut to the chase and demanded that Dreamcast cease hostility with the CPU, and she immediately chastised Dreamcast for leading civilization to total ruin with this fight against Uzume. Dreamcast strongly objected as she thought Uzume would usher the end of the world. Nepbike felt indignant about that allegation on the CPUs.

Dreamcast contended that the scars of the world are proof enough that Uzume was the doombringer, and Segami retorted by levying the blame onto this continuing conflict that dragged on for generations, and Dreamcast went back to accusing Sega and Iffy as assassins sent by Uzume once more.

Sega's words were falling onto deaf ears, and she resorted to intimidation as she reminded Dreamcast to the fact that she was the victor, not Dreamcast. Dreamcast found Sega's threat rather underhanded, and even Nepbike couldn't help but to point this out as pure villainy. Sega's defense was that this was necessary as words failed to reach Dreamcast.

Dreamcast reluctantly agreed to Sega's demands, and they part their way.

>>123841562
I can't resist a nep with a big dumb hat.

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>>123841664

>>123842252
>nep bike has a bikini emblem painted on her
someone help i cant breathe

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>>123841664

>>123842334
I wonder if the engine and stuff under her outer cowling is striped

>>123840228
Oh my lord, those hip lines.

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bert

>>123841815
To that anon who was comparing Plutia with Segami, I think it's clear that Segami's at a whole different level in terms of getting what what she wants. Plutia does her thing in Sadie dominatrix mode, while Segami the devil has no brake.

Worst of all, Plutia does it for her fun, while Segami does it for no fun.

>>123842904
>Worst of all, Plutia does it for her fun
And that's bad because...?

>>123843013
because Segami does it for no fun.

>>123842904
>>123843013
The important difference is that Plutia is a bitch, while Segami is a cone-stold motherfucker

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>>123843205
Plutia enjoys bullying neps. That makes her automatically better than Segami and all pseudo-sadists out there.

>>123843372
Strictly business is better than pointless sadism.

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>>123843463
If you enjoy spanking cute neps, it's not pointless.

>>123842880
Bert is a titan.

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>>123843372
I didn't have that pic

I'm gonna collect all of the rare Verts

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>>123844287
Vert would be terrible at taking care of a little sister. She doesn't know how to spank one.

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Reminder that tangerines kick ass and praise Lastation!

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>>123844386
Whatever Blanc did to take care of her sisters clearly didn't work. Just look at how Ram turned out.

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>>123844906
That's because Blanc doesn't spank Ram enough. I'm ready to bet it's Mina's fault somehow. She must be interfering with Ram's spankings.

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So is there anyone in Nepgen who has the new Dengeki Neptune?

>>123841582
>thinking there's just one person that calls you ph retard
sasuga

>mfw it took the PA autist 50 minutes to come up with a repartee
PATHETIC
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If I poke Nepgear, will she get annoyed?

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>>123845323
Find out at your own risk

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Vert fan club president #1

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Press F to lift.

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>>123845929
vert makes a good cape

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more

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>>123847632
Poor Blanc.

>>123845106
Just about everything worthwhile has been uploaded to danbooru. I could post the geki blanc concept art if you want, but it's nowhere near what they did for the mainline games, and the rest are all articles.

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>>123848013
What about the Tsunako artbook stuff? Concept art is fine too, does it have any GekiBlanc CGs?

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>>123845323
Yes.

>>123843372
Child Vert is adorable.

I just want to cuddle her and never let go.

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So how's the platforming? It can't be as bad as the Neplunker dungeon right?

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>>123848476
Vert get the hell out.

>>123848562
Good enough for me to want it in VIII (or whatever the name will be).

>>123849236
More like Rebirth 4. Since the Victory games aren't canon.

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Good morning! Praise Lastation! Praise Lady Uni!

when do you post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvKHCK8NI0?

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>>123850294
Good morning! Praise Lastation! Spank Lady Uni!

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>>123850487
Spank Lady Noire! Appreciate Lady Uni!

>>123850613
>breaking a perfectly fine camera
That's a paddling.

Why not appreciate both?

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>>123850172
>Felistella adding a completely new mechanic to a port
You'll just get the upgraded Scout system replaced by Stella's dungeon again.

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Goodnight, nepgen

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>>123850172
>aren't canon

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>>123851706
Don't go, I was about to post Blanc spanking pictures.

>>123851859
go ahead, i never close the thread except when i move my computer to/from my dorm

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>>123850294
Praising!

>>123852171
That reminds me, I'll have to do a few pictures with Uni when I'll have some spare time.

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>>123852313
I changed my mind. That model ain't good.

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are you normal enough

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>>123853720
Not being normal is required for browsing this place.

>>123853720
>Neptunia
>normal
Pick one.

>>123853720
>Neptunia
>not a giant weeaboo

Is it Monday today or Tuesday?

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>>123855356
Praise Lastation!

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Which nep would you expand?

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>>123855692
I'd go for Sega.Inc instead, Atari.

(Grabbed this from L00QanT's page. He platinum'd the game, but I need to watch the playthrough to make heads or tails about this.)

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>>123855692
expand blanc

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>you will never spank Vert

>>123855692
>even more berucreep
when will the original berus be restored to their rightful supremacy?

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>>123857298
>you will never spank Vert

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>>123857492
>>123857298
>you will never spank any grill

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>>123857727
I can, and I did in my dreams.

But it was Jinguji so it doesn't count.

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>you will never spank a nep
>or see two neps spanking each other
;_;

>>123841815
I really wish someone would just spank Segami already.

She's acting like a spoilt brat.

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Daily reminder Kurome is cool

>>123858876
Iris Heart will probably do it.

>all those recently uploaded and translated drama CD on youtube by some God's work
I can finally kill myself with happiness now.

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>>123859064
For once, I goddamn fucking hope so.

>>123859089
>recently uploaded and translated drama
>recently
The translated versions have been up for months, what rock were you living under?

>>123858876
I don't see the problem. Dreamcast was not willing to listen at any rate. Are you suggesting that not making hearts bleed matter more than achieving peace?

>>123859440
Then someone should spank Dreamcast too.

>>123859440
...Well, Dreamcast is an exception, anon. You can just spank her over and over and over until her arse turns as purple as a eggplant.

Segami also needs is more though. Not even Sonic is that bad.

And it sucks because Segami is really cute

>>123859440
>>123858876
You should be happy that Sega's not in charge of conquest end, for she would have happily make a shish kabob out of all the CPUs to achieve "peace in our time." She would have stabbed Arfoire uniroically at that.

>>123859660
Sega wanted the CPU and SeHa to play nice so they doom the world. That's a stretch from saying that Sega would do whatever it takes to save the world without betting an eye.

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>>123858878
Is this nep cool too?

>>123860816
This outfit is maximum HNNNNG.

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>>123860964

>>123861060
>EXE drive is called "10 hit combo"
>it's not even 10 hits

>>123857826
dont worry spankanon, i'm sure you'll have your very own cutie to spank someday

>>123861151
One day...

>>123861060
I want to marry Tekken and turn her into an S.

>>123861272
I want to marry Tekken and spank her until she loves it, and then stop spanking her until she begs for it.

>>123861437
So, just marry her and not spank her?

>>123861256
if I were a nep, I'd help you realize your dream
no homo

>>123861623
>I would let a man spank me
>n-no homo
Anon...

>>123861107
Is a joke
Tekken (the actual game) does the same

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>>123861580
She isn't a masochist. She just enjoys rought training and getting punched.

>>123861991
>finds pain enjoyable
>not a masochist

Anon...

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>>123854413
I'm normal, it's everyone else that's abnormal

Ok. Conclusion to Mega Drive era.

Looks like that Iffy and Segami drafted this letter to have Plutia and Mega Drive meet up.
We run into Plutia in a dungeon. Plutia actually slept in a dungeon for 3 days at that location, which surprised Sega and Iffy.
Mega drive was ready to fight Plutia. Plutia wasn't very keen on fighting Mega Drive at all. When Iffy was having holding idle chitchat just before the fight, Mega Drive revealed that she felt that she's been led to along for some reason, and Plutia transformed after that.

Nepbike: "All crew, lower your stance and assume defensive posture!"
Sega, Iffy and Nepbike were still traumatized from their last encounter with Sadie, so they were uneasy to see Iris Heart again.

After winning against Mega Drive, Iris Heart had this to say to Mega Drive:
I don't dislike a child who doesn't give up, but I think that you should stop, would you not say so~?

Mega Drive decided to fight Iris Heart another day and escaped, with Iris Heart giving chase.

Iffy and co thought that they failed to change history. They took off for the library and were greeted by Mega Drive and Plutia when they returned to present day. Mega Drive was rather composed in saying that she didn't mind helping to stop history eater, and Plutia is just happy to be with Mega Drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmmtd86WY2s

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>>123856706

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>>123862392
The game deesn't go into what went down between Sadie and Mega Drive back in Mega Drive era, but Mega Drive's the only person who was completely unflappable in front of Plutia or to Sadie. In fact, Mega Drive actually asked Plutia to transform at the library while Iffy's party panicked at the sight, and Sadie actually obliged to transform back into Plutia when Mega Drive requested her to do so.

>>123862392
>Mega Drive decided to fight Iris Heart another day
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

>>123862729
>Mega Drive is immune to Iris's "tremble at my feet aura"

I smell bullshit here.

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This isn't Nowa.

>>123862884
I really want to see Iris Heart spanking her. The more she resists, the cuter she will be when she'll finally break down.

>>123862884
Could just be OTP. Mega Drive was stoic throughout the arc regardless and she talked down about Plutia being a sloth and Iris Heart a sexual deviant without a care in the world. She said to Plutia right in the face that she's not fit to be a CPU in either form, with Sega quite upset about this unnecessary provocation.

>>123862884
No I smell the best character in the game.
>Local rapist not so tough after being raped

>>123862729
So MegaDrive best SeHa

>>123862729
Well it seems that MegaDrive is best not-nep if she can withstand the pure garbage that is Iris

>>123863157
>She said to Plutia right in the face that she's not fit to be a CPU in either form
Confirmed best character for actually speaking the damn truth.

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>>123863292
>bullying Plutia
Forget Segamin, Dreamcast is the one needing a spanking here.

>>123863392
No she's just telling the truth.
You don't say a fat person is skinny do you?
Or that an ugly person is good looking do you?
MegaDrive is just the only character with the fucking balls to call Pootie out for being a shitty bipolar character

>>123863157
>>123863180
It would seem this IH is greatly lacking in getting what she wants.

If MD was in V I guarantee you her stoic personality would crumble like a wall.

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>they hate me cuz they ain't me

>>123851007
And the remake system again
God damn i love the remake system more than FFF/VII crafting

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>>123863516
I want to see MD getting spanked for bullying cute little Plutia.

>>123863612
I only want to see MD spanked because she's goddamn -ugly- and wears nerd glasses.

Then Plutie for being a bitch but the main one is fucking Segami for being a massive "no fun allowed" girl.

I pity those fools who want to waifu her.

>>123863516
It's almost like vs SeHa has actual writers who realizes making the world revolve around a self centered bitch is stupid!

>>123863692
>Sega in charge of storyboard

They made a spinoff to a kusoge into something bretty gud.

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>>123863673
I want to see MD spanked with a wet towel until she breaks down and cries like a baby.
And I want to see Segami dragged down to Plutia's basement and come out only one week later, her ass full of bruises.

And also Plutia too but she's kinda cute.

>>123863775
fuck off to /v/ already

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>>123863692
And Segami is just a innocent little girl who does things for the greater good?

>>123863805
I like the way you think, anon!

>>123863909
Why do you think Iffy's there to keep Segami in check?

>>123863997
Iffy is doing a poor job at keeping Segami in check, anon.

>>123864045
Well Iffy has never been good at her job, which is why mk2 happened and V happened.

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>>123864045
That's because Iris Heart never taught her how to keep girls in check.

>>123863909
Thank you, Anon.

>>123864069
She's also bad at her job at telling Segami to stop getting what she wants and being immature.


>>123864120
I hate that image so much.

>>123864193
All Sega wants is for the Nep and SeHa to play nice at any cost. Is that too much to ask?

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>>123864193
Yeah well I have worse that I haven't even uploaded yet.

>>123864304
You mean Sega wants the neps to die, anon.

>>123864193
>She's also bad at her job at telling Segami to stop getting what she wants and being immature.
Given her track record with Neptune, we shouldn't have expected much in the first place.

>>123864437
Well, Iffy just kind of went "ahh fuck it" after Histy told her that history would correct itself essentially (think attractor field in Steins;gate,) so there's no grandfather paradox to worry about. In short, Iffy has nothing to worry about as she won't just disappear, and she just stopped cockblocking Sega after that point, only reining in Sega if she's doing more harm than good by spilling the beans too early or whatnot.

>>123864437
Iffy's track record is shit all around
>failed to stop CFW's rank and file spreading piracy thus leading to the CPUs needing to challenge magic directly and losing
>Somehow took 2 FUCKING YEARS to track down the CPUs when they were captured
>Only managed to save 1 of the 5 kidnapped CPUs
>Cut to V
>Can't stop fucking Rei, a complete pussy, from going around trying to start an Anti CPU movement
>Can't deal with monsters thus leading to Nep having to do it and thus her meeting Rei again and thus getting sent to the V dimension
Iffy really sucks at her job. Histy needs to replace her.

>>123864650
You should say the same for Nep, if not worse. Iffy's just a cog when Nep's the irresponsible top where the buck should've stopped at, but nope, Nep had to proceed to go back being lvl1 and fuck over everyone at the start of mk2 by being stuck out here for 3 years.

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This is Noire

>>123864650
Later
>get raised by Plutia, turns out to be an ungrateful chuuni piece of shit
>get abducted by Arfoire, thank Neptune and ignore Plutia because she's in a rebellious phase
>get traumatized when Arfoire get punished
>doesn't help at all when Peashy is abducted
>get shittier over the years as her adult self is less powerful than her kid self : she's fucking negligent

>>123863604
The remake system is amazingg

>>123864767
You are really fucked up in the head if you think that Plutia deserves to be praised for being as self-absorbed as she is. Nep decided to step it up once, and deserved to be praised.

>>123864721
That's bullshit and you know it.
That's like saying it's the president's fault the four star general he has in charge of the war is incompetent and he himself needs to now deal with it.
Iffy is fucking awful at her job. Histy should disband the Guild and reform it with higher standards.
Or at the very least One Punch Man is and make S class Guild and stick Iffy in A class, or maybe even B.

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Searching for credits up is suffering.

>>123864767
>get abducted by Arfoire, thank Neptune and ignore Plutia because she's in a rebellious phase

Bait aside, I've already told you many times that Neptune got praised because she kept her cool and didn't beat Arfoire as harshly like what Plutie did.

>doesn't help at all when Peashy is abducted

Nor did Compa, anon.

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Woah almost forgot
>Daily NepNowa post on New Thread

>>123865129
I want you, Nepgear! I want to marry you and live a happy life together with you!

>>123865129
I want Nepgear, we will make lots of robots and conquer the world together

Can't see any kind of faq so redpill me on dlc guys

>>123865138
Why do you nep game only you can nep?

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>>123865264
>redpill me

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>>123865129

>>123865129
It's OK Nepgear.
You get more shit done than IF at least.

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>>123865167
>>123865259

>>123865287
That's a deep question. So my response is...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7938433/1/As-You-Like-It

My most favourite fanfic ever.

>>123865305
Am I the only one that thinks she's smiling in the thumbnail?

I hope the IF game will get a full translation soon. The more we talk about Segamin, the more I want to write a story about her getting spanked.

>>123866178
Learn Japanese you lazy kek.

>>123866374
I suck at learning languages though. It all just falls out of my head

>>123866531
>not going the extra effort for your passion

That's a paddling.

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>>123866531
If you don't believe you can and talk yourself out of trying, of course you won't succeed. Not in anything. Don't be a downer, nobody likes downers. Get fired up and just do it.

>>123867418
But I can't do anything. Be it video games, simple writing or writing music.
The only thing I'm good at is getting aroused.

>>123867418
>>123866625
Trust me I can't keep other languages in my head. I took two years of spanish and all I can remember is como estas

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REAMBOCKS

>>123869483
I'd ream her bocks

>>123869480
I did two years of latin and all I can remember is rosa, rosae, rosam.

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>>123869480
All I remember from spanish class is that you can lie police officer but you can't lie to a federal agent

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>>123862729
I kinda want to see what the hell happened to the point that MD domesticated Iris Heart. Is this one of those "give-and-take" adult relationships?

Was there no choice to side with Mega Drive in that fight though? Seems weird to just side with Iris Heart when both sides are pretty equal.

>>123867937
Start working out and get yourself some confidence.

>>123869480
>>123869701
>>123870771
ったりめえだ
You guys didn't actually use these languages besides those years in school. It's use it or lose it, y'know?

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9th page?
Neptune small delicious chest are busy being played and sucked by Noire.

While IF is busy humping as fast as she can to Hatsumi-chan and any slow on it will end with being yelled.

So....here's a random picture.

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Introducing the 5th Yu, Yunep.

I don't get it either.

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>>123865129
Everybody wants you, Nepgear! You're so cute!
Except for Worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Mao Anon

>>123874236
You're missing the other part, son.

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>>123874468
Right you are. And here's some fics to go with it:

Persona Non Grata
http://pastebin.com/4TarXEnH
http://pastebin.com/wQwz27D8

Uran
http://pastebin.com/HksBY6Rr

>>123874131
Oh my God what the fuck, it's like...the autism from both fanbases collided into one person

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>page 9

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>>123846874
>mash X to quench Lady Vert's thirst

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this is nepgear

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>>123857471
Every time Blanc enters the scene.

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>>123879775

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>>123879726

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Where do I buy a Nepgear?

>>123879775
Why can't this be less obviously shopped? Why can't this be still smaller than her canon measurements?
;_;

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Would you play a Neptunia game made by Platinum, /nepgen/?

>conquest timeline
>your mission is to hunt down the CPUs
>last fight is a duel against Neptune
>metalcore OST

>>123882646
you mean by Platinum Games?
the guys that made Bayonetta and are working on Starfox Zero?

>>123882768
No, he means a game disc literally made of platinum.

>>123882768

Yeah.
Bayonetta, Metal Gear Rising, new Nier...

>>123882938
That would look amazing in a collection tho

they should do a live action neptunia movie or series, that chick with the pink hair from that caketown could do a pretty good neptune

>>123882646
Tbh I would play anything made by Platinum.

>>123883418
even a porn game?

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>>123883173
>live action

>>123882646
FUCK YES
FUUUUCK YES

>>123883507
If it's focused on combat and the porn is just a reward, yes. Buy upgrades for your balls, then turn everyone into cum baloons.

>>123884462
Safe Sex thigns like Condoms increase defense?


Sorry I had to....

>>123883679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp9_I

she'd make a good nep

>>123884843
And the best part is, she's underage, so you'd still be a horrible sexual deviant for fapping to her.

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>>123885632
>underage
>Uploaded on May 28, 2009

probably not anymore!

>>123884596
>thigns
No.

>>123884596
And then the protag wields a giant vibrator sword, just like in Moero Chronicle.

>>123886659
And an antagonist wields a major Dong shaped Spear lmao

>>123883173
>>123884843
>caketown
Lazytown is the actual name of the show

I want to make CPU candidates with Noire~!

>>123887453
Caketown is in Leanbox.

>>123886659
>>123886763
More like the President of the United States in saint rows

>>123887496
I know mondays are your days off work to praise Lastation, Secretary, but you're breaking rules with this one.

>>123887994
Don't reply to bait with bait

>>123888043
Ok ill bite where is the bait?

>>123888356
>playing dumb

>>123888043
What kind of audience my post is trying to bait according to you, shitposter? Keep your mouth shut.

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Praise Lastation!

>>123888419
>still playing dumb

>>123888541
Spank Uni, lock Noire in her room and tell her the work is piling up.

>>123888397
>Playing smart

>>123888650
I really wish I could time travel back to the beginning of last year.
This general was better then.

>>123888547
The only one dumb here is you for believing my post is bait, as it baited no one, neither was that my intention

>>123888750
Stop being tsundere for Nepgen

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>>123888650

You'll just make everything worse, anon.

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Uni a cute.

>>123889071
I want my slow and comfy times here back.

>>123889107
That's the goal.

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>>123889107
Worse or better? She might just snap.

>>123889107
That's the point.

Cut Leanbox's Internet.
Erase Blanc's lastest book from her computer.
Turn off the energy in Planeptune so that all the pudding go stale.

>>123889154
And useless.

>>123890198
This page of a manga based on the Neptunia videogame franchise is godly, anon. You have good taste

You have ten second to recommend the best Neptunia fanfic you can think of.
Nepnoway is automatically shit.

>>123890956
Neptunia Rebirth 1. The ones that are just text and are on fanfiction-net are not worth my time.

>>123890956
Nep and Purple Heart and Uzume have a hot threesome including futa

>>123891042
What about Archives of Our Own?

>>123890956
You're a shit and don't deserve jack shit.

>>123891267
Just looked and this was the first thing that popped out

>It kinda sucks that Vert doesn't have a sibling, so I gave her one. This is the story of Vert's brother Excel, and his journey with Nepgear to save their sisters.

No thanks.

>>123891042
You're extra shit not only for calling that a fanfic, but because you didn't read the spoiler.

>>123891424
>This is the story of Vert's brother Excel
There's probably a hilarious joke that I'm missing here.

>>123890956
Can it have sex? I liked this one http://pastebin.com/XwiAgSUG

But I lost the links to the other chapters.

>>123891514
You sound flustered, friend. If all you do is being mad at other people maybe it's time for you to take a break

>>123891972
The break just ended.

>>123891682
All of the parts are at the bottom of this pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/nPukfP7AA

Didn't think the people here actually remembered this. It kept getting deleted every five minutes after being posted.

>>123891424
>brother
It's shit.

>>123892890
I remember, anon, I remember everything. I liked them except for the IF one, which disappointed me. Writing anything with a complex caracter such as IF is a hard task.

>>123891657
Maybe he plays EVE all day.

>>123892890
Messed up the link

http://pastebin.com/nPukfP7A

>>123893086
Wish I could've made it better. Nepgear's was the most fun to write though.

>>123893351
>most fun
Funnier.

>>123893397
Maybe because you like Nepgear a lot and I noticed easily, you didn't even try to hide it

>>123893578
Na, just saying you made a typo.

>>123893853
>ESL trying to correct grammar

>>123893853
And my post was directed at >>123893351

>>123894318
And yet it was directed at me.

>>123893397
Funnier = it makes me laugh more
Funnest = I had a greater time

>>123895331
Funnest doesn't exist.

Just finished RB1. Should I play in chronological order or skip right to RB3?

>>123895536
Plotwise, you should play Rebirth 2.
But visit 9gag a bit to forge a resistance to dumb memes, you'll need it.

>>123895536
Don't listen to the meme loving shits in this thread, RB2 and Nepgear are good.

>>123895536
Right to

>>123895536
>>123895638 here. And don't expect much from the retranslation, it makes the game unstable as fuck. Stick to the original cringy one. It's for your own good.

>>123895536
Skip RB2 and play 3 instead with that time. Trust me, you'd enjoy a lot more RB2 if you go through the other two games first

So /nepgen/, Geki Buran or Nep vs Seha?

>>123894318
I'm confused. Are you telling me I meant to say it was the funniest to write?
Because I had the most fun writing it, which is what I think I said.
I don't know if I follow.

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>>123883173
>Neptune: Chloe Grace Moretz
>Nepgear: Emma Watson
>Histy: Reese Witherspoon
>Noire: Mila Kunis
>Uni: Selena Gomez
>Kei: Nicholas Cage
>Vert: Kate Upton
>Chika: Scarlet Johanssen
>Blanc: Ellen Page
>Mina: Liv Tyler
>Puru: Michelle Rodriguez
>Rei: Charlize Theron
>Darksty: Halle Berry
>Voice of Anonydeath: Will Ferrell
>Arfoire: Catherine Zeta Jones
>IF: Jennifer Aniston
>Compa: Cameron Diaz
>pko/rom/ram: some child actresses idk

and with ridiculous over the top CG like that live action speed racer movie

script by Nick Doerr

>>123895882
You say you had more fun writing.
I say "it's funnier, not more fun".
He says to me while thinking I'm out that he figured given my (your) story.

That's simple.

>>123895882
Please refer to >>123894037 and ignore him.
You should be able to figure out who he is and why you shouldn't interact with him.

>>123896026
I'm still not sure I follow.
Funnier is a conjugation of funny whereas funner isn't a word at all.
So isn't it proper to say "I had more fun writing it?"

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>>123895859
blanc is what you would get if tamsoft had actually finished making action unleashed. its gameplay is similar to senran kagura, in case you don't already know. the events are funny, it has online multiplayer, and there were enough characters and collectible outfits to keep me playing until nearly platting the game. personally, i think it was worth the money. seha appears to be the better game in terms of story, but i don't have my copy yet. i'll post screens and opinions when i get the game.

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>>123895917
>Vert
>anyone but Christina Hendricks

>>123895882
You're replying at my post. I'm not the one correcting anything, I'm the one telling you that it was easy to notice you had a fun time writing your history about Nepgear. That's all.

>>123896312
...
I have a few doubts now, dammit.

Hang on, I'll just go check.

>>123896145
Oh, haven't been here in a long time so not sure what the new deal is with this place.
Had to quit coming since the mod deleting all non yuri stuff was annoying.
Does that still happen here?

>>123896502
You stopped coming just for that? Come on. As if you were the only one that got his stuff deleted here. Maybe 4chan isn't a place for you.

>>123896502
Nah, the place is pretty chill now.
Except for the nepnowayfag who shitposts once in a while, Ghost who sometimes appears and tries to shove his headcanon down everyone's throat, and the spankfag who mostly just post pictures and comment about neps' butt and how great it must be to slap neptune's plump bottom.
Other than these freaks, we're okay.

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>>123896502
>deleting all non yuri stuff
and he does it for free, too

>>123896502
Very few posts get deleted these days unless they're absolutely devoid of any worth, and even then you're in the clear as long as you try to keep it vaguely Nep related.

Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up for interpretation.

Guess Pudding Heart wasn't dead, just off finishing up chocolate-related things.

>>123896725
More like why come here if there's a better place to Nep?

>>123896734
So the moderator is no longer Fascist?

>>123897160
That hasn't changed.

>>123897160
As much as before, no. It has to do with the people that browse, or used to browse this place

>>123897250
Hi, ghost.

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This is Nepgear.

>>123897452
Nepgear is okay!

>>123897452
>reading persona non grata
>where nepgear is a depressed piece of shit

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>>123897452
Ge-ge a qt!

>>123871513
I am not too sure. Mega Drive's the one who really wanted to fight though, not so Plutia. Honestly, Nep vs SeHa didn't really tap into the CPUs or most of the SeHa, which makes them kind of weak as support characters. I think that only Dreamcast and Uzume were better fleshed out, but even so, you don't really get to know the two of them.

The story is primarily between Segami, IF and Nepbike. It's almost as if that that SeHas and the CPUs are just support chara or DLCs, with not much of a role overall. Mega Drive gets a few explanation moments, but you don't really get to know the SeHa and the CPUs down well.

Hell, you only get to know of Plutia as a sleepyhead and you wouldn't know of how sincere and literal Plutia is as a character, nor do you get a sense of Mega Drive's lack of dexterity and her insecurities about not able to keep pace with faster consoles from their arc.

>>123897981
Does Segamin still qualifies for a major spanking?

>>123897572
Well, did you read the first image to see why she's like that?

>>123898073
Yeah, but I didn't understood the picture was relevant. I though it was just Anon being his usual edgy self.

>>123898228
The fanfics are based off of both the images.

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>>123897981
Great at the surface layer, anything deeper not so much.

Seems like usual Felistella.

>>123874027
>>123865138
>>123865630
Get a tripcode already

>>123899335
He won't. Using a trip would allow us to filter him out, depriving him from the attention he so desperately seeks like the pathetic autist he is.

>>123899335
Why?

>>123898419
I have some odd feeling about this one. Segami for one is a very colorful individual and the roles of Nep and IF were handled really well. Nep is handled well, with her usual banter and having a grand part in the story, and the chemistry between the three of them just works. It's a lot coherent than what we have in V-II. Heck, it's way better than how it went in Mk.2.

Sega-IF-Nep interaction move things along better than Nep-Plutia-Noire interaction. V Century suffers when there's no Noire to keep Nep moving. That's not the case in SeHa.

So yeah, I feel odd about the fact that this story can make three protags work really well, but the script writers wouldn't give a bit more attention to the CPUs and the SeHas and bring more of their personality out.

>>123899680
So, in the end, what do you think of >>123898061?
Segamin still a bitch or Dreamcast's the bitch?

>>123899335
Filter the words: Nepnowa, Nep Nowa, Nep Noire, Daily, Everyday, Lack of, Astonishing, Futa Impregnation, IFHarem, IFVert, Innocent Neptune.

There, you filtered the autist.

>>123899448
Because the fact that this place has shitposters with given names don't use tripcodes is astonishing and filtering his posts about variations of "Daily NepNowa Post" and his disgusting sexual fantasies would make an improvement in this place.

Someone give a Nobel to that faggot >>123899873 for saving nepgen from the nepnowayfaggotry.

>>123899335
Also filter nepnoway

>>123900023
I doubt it would save anything from Nepnoway. He's been doing the same thing for 7 months and nothing can't stop him, just like nobody can stop the spankfag. On saturdays I have a drinking game, and I have a drink everytime the word spank is used.

>>123900320
Hi ghost.
Fuck off ghost.

>>123900447
Until you die.

>>123900447
A G-ghost? Where?

>>123900682
At the end of the threads

>>123900682
Ghosts can be pretty cute, there's no need to be spooked.

>>123900005
>filtering
There's a perfect place for you called tumblr

>>123900401
Yeah baby, I'm an unstoppable force of nature.
Bend to my will or get shrekt.

>>123900904
>tells me to go to Tumblr
>defending NepNowafag

>>123901078
That's Ghost being his usual pathetic self, what were you expecting?

>>123901078
since youre triggered so easily

https://www.tumblr.com/

>>123901078
Can you get a trip already so I can filter you out?

>>123901231
Come on PH retard, you can do better.

>>123901398
Funny how you invented a name for someone that calls you for what you really are.

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Hey, can you guys at least bitch about Neptunia

This is nep general, not nep-general-users-general

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I'm just going to start posting images to flood out the stupid. Don't mind me.