Garbage Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
benis
finally a place to call home
anyone want a cup a tea with best goat?
ok, i'm actually going to bed on this one
goodnight /utg/
Last thread was one post away from perfectly hitting the bump and image limit at the same time.
>>123748952
How does one have tea with a gaster blaster?
>>123748926
The operation was a success. Welcome to dead.
honestly, you guys are pretty cool,
wanna grab a coffee some time?
Finally done a proper pillow prince fic.
You're welcome, /utg/.This is my first time writing lewd so pls be gentle
http://pastebin.com/uDugXzR9
>>123748976
sleep tight, human
DON'T GET HORNY
xth for murdering Sans made me attracted to him!
>>123748531
Undertale Information Resources
http://pastebin.com/G05fTWqz
also, WOW that was a quick thread
Post sad times.
Would you play it?
>>123749013
I, uh, have a thing. Have to wash my hairs. Hair.* Ditch
>>123749104
*FIGHT
>>123749015
Bless your soul, anon.
Reading now.
>>123749045puff
>>123749071
>>123749013
yes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
tfw you will neverkiss the flower
Your favorite character is about tomarryyour least favorite character.
What do you do?
>>123749203
Thought that was pyrope for a second
>>123749203
Now neither of us will be virgins.jpg
>>123749240
>Asgore marries Jerry
Im disgusted but intrigued
skeltin
>>123748976
Goodnight, Doogle, thank you for existing.
>>123749203
Flowey, that's lewd.
>>123749203Damn it
>Asgore kills himself
>Toriel returns to rule
>Undyne wants to murder me
>Flowey steals the 6 souls
THAT'S THE PACIFIST ENDING?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
ANONS
how do i ask out a girl i like?
we're friendly with one another, but i have no clue how to let her know i want to spend more time with her?
>>123748976
I don't believe you, but good night fellow ice water drinker.>>
>>123748976
Goodnight Doogle, sleep well.
Hey, so last night I got a request to do porn of Grillby and the drunk bunny. sorry it took so long, whoever the fuck it was
doin two panels for it, and got the first done, the second'll be done soon. here's the link
>>123749323
you didnt befriend em all
>>123749013You go to any cons, buddy?
>>123749323No, that's not the pacifist ending
>>123749323
nah, that's neutral, every first playthrough is neutral
>>123749346
give her a dead bird
>>123749015
Oh boy, time to read some lewds.
I want Undyne to suplex me
>>123749283
That honestly warmed my heart, thank you anon
>>123749349
>>123749375
Just gonna listen to some Chopin, then I'll drift off to dream land
>>123749240
>Jerry marries Papyrus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123749346
rip off your skin and impress her with your healthy bones
>>123749027
Why not? Arousal is a normal part of most people's lives, don't be afraid to experiment or embrace what makes us who we are.
>>123749045Same. Please send help.
>>123749323
Reload and go befriend people anon.
>>123749346
if irl girl
>hey anon, would you like to go out together sometime?
oh wow it turns out its actually that easy
>>123749346
Girls like nice teeth.Kill somebody and give her their teeth.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marries So Sorry
I'm going to intervene with all my might!
>>123749408
IT WAS MY SECOND PLAYTHROUGH.
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.
>>123749396
>>123749476
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
HOW DO I BEFRIEND EVERYONE?
maybe if we all gently tuck in doogle simultaneously he will go to bed
>>123749240
I can't believe Jerry would stoop so low as to coerce/blackmail Napstablook into marriage. This is awful, someone please save this ghost.
>>123749240
>>123749532
Holy shit I had the same pairing and was thinking of posting the same exact image. Are you me?
>>123749240
>Papyrus marriesMettaton
FOREBODEN
>>123749536
Did you date Papyrus already? If not, go to his house and talk to him.
If you already did that, go to Waterfalls and hang out with Undyne.
>>123749567
threats of violence work better
>>123749013
I HATE COFFEEbut I like you
>>123749536
Are you sure you didn't kill anything? I don't think Undyne wants to kill you if you didn't.
Did you befriend Undyne and Alphys?
>>123749536Shouldn't have killed Flowey, anon
You can continue where you last saved.
Go to...
A) Papyrus house
B) Undyne House
C) Get the letter from Undyne
>>123749567I read that as "gently fuck in doogle".
>>123749536
There are other conditions you need to get the True Pacifist ending besides just not killing anyone. You gotta hang out with Papyrus, Undyne, and one other character I'm not spoiling yet but the game makes it pretty clear after you hang out with Undyne.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marries Temmie
Well... I like to think she'll be able to keep him happy. They're both very positive, spirited and enthusiastic. I could see it working out, and hope that it does.
I'm not gonna try and sabotage their happiness because Tem gets on my nerves. I wish them both the best.
>>123749642
Undyne wants to kill you no matter what. Its only after befriending her she stops.
>>123749648
I don't think he would appreciate that.
>>123749678
>temmie least favorite
but why
>>123749596Are you my Persona, anon?
>>123749678
>Temmie worse than So Sorry or Jerry
How?
>>123749240
>Sans marrying anyone
>implying he'd ever show up to the wedding.
Ha ha, good one.
>>123749015
This and the new rape fic in the same day, oh boy.
>>123749710
It's just the 'LOL im rAnDuM xD *holds spork in air* *dies*' thing. It annoys me.
I don't wish death on her or anything though, I just don't find her anywhere near as charming or funny as the rest of the games stuff.
>>123749240
>Frisk and Toriel
I do not approve of this for many reasons.
>>123749608
I dated Papyrus.
Didn't do the Undyne thing.
>>123749642
>>123749675
Alright, I get it now.
Thank you guys.
>>123749645
>spoiler
Is that the advice he gives you if you spare him?
tfw you have a close female friend who
>has brown hair in an inverted bob
>likes gore
>has trouble feeling empathy
>minmaxes in MMOs and plays a lot of grinding games
>loves chocolate
I-I'm not going to get stabbed, am I?
>>123749240
>Asriel marries Chara
>you now realize Jerry is "that kid"
you know exactly what i mean
>>123749796
I know what you mean, I had that reaction at first. It's weird, normally I hate that stuff but for some reason I don't find Temmie that annoying in the end. Maybe it's because she comes off more as amusingly retarded than full randumb.
>>123749824
>Is that the advice he gives you if you spare him?
Yes, he tells you how to get the pacifist ending if you don't kill him.
>>123749870
hopefully
>>123749870
Gift her Undertale.
>>123749786
Got the link to the new rape fic?
doggo!
>tfw otp will never be canon
why live
>>123749678
That sounds weirdly cute actually.
>>123749870
only if you get in her way
>>123749879
as should be
>>123749926
http://pastebin.com/gaGJMkNi
>>123749916
I probably shouldn't have killed him then.
He was just so damn annoying, and not in the fun way, like Mettaton.
And I only killed Asgore the first time because I had also killed Toriel.
>>123749879
>playing pretend
>play marriage
>asriel bets chara wouldn't keep it up
>chara postpones their plan and marries him for real when they grow up just to prove him wrong
>>123749957
flowey x a bunch of weird lines?
>>123749990
Thanks!
>>123749957I don't understand exactly what's going on in that picture.
>>123749240
>Asgore marries Toriel
Wait, what?
>>123749240
>Chara having to marry Toriel
no
>>123749489
are you sure?
that sounds too easy
what if she is wierded out by me asking, i like this girl, and i don't want to make her feel uncomfortable
>>123749240
>Chara marrying Chara
A. A. A. A. A. A. A.
>>123749957
flowey x scyther otp?
>>123749742
Dependsare you an Alphys-tier chink womanlet?
>>123749781
They'd just drag him to the city clerk and hand him a pen to write a big X on the marriage certificate with.
>>123749240
>Papyrus marrying Alphys
I take Pap's hand and politely explain that even if your best friend who was like big sister to you "disappeared" you don't have to marry their wife.
I WANNA MARRY ASRIEL
>>123749015
>Ecto-dick
>>123750164
Truly the best possible timeline
>>123750139
>what if she is wierded out by me asking
thats literally never how it works.
either she sees you as someone she would date, and says yes, or she doesnt, and she'll turn you down.
theres no in between and youll never know the answer until you ask
>>123750192Dear lord...I actually am. Holy shit.What does this mean, anon?
Think of any undertale character.You walk in on them having sex with your favorite character. What is your reaction?
>>123750116
What one was what anon, tell me.
>>123749240
Asgore marries__me
>>123750192
>a sans burrito I have not saved
delicioso
>>123750219
I might write another with just plain old sensitive bones.I need to build up my confidence in writing lewd fics first though.
>>123750279
>Chara having sex with Chara
dick status: muh
>>123750279
>Chara fucking Chara
I've erased the world too many times. The timelines are merging.
>>123748858
SJW game go home
>>123750303asgore can no longer be depicted this way, as i am beginning to lose control over myself
>tfw no sequel
>>123750279
>Papyrus having sex with Papyrus
W-well...I mean...
>>123750337
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KIDNEY I NEED IT AND SOME OTHER STUFF
>>123750303
Dem eyes.
Why dont people draw him like that more?
>>123750279
>sans masturbating
let me help you with that there ol' buddy ol' pal of mine
>>123750304
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but topkek, my dude.
>>123750303
Anon, you can't be worse than Jerry or So Sorry.
>>123750292Asgore was my favorite.
>>123750328
>>123750329
The Charaposters are forming a hivemind.
>>123750361
I need a Papyrus selfcest fic not for lewd reasons but hilarious reasons. Bonus points of them knows how to have sex and it ends with them giving up and watching tv.
i dont think ive ever seen anyone post fanart of or talk about onionsan in these threads, ever
Y'hear!
>>123750458Charaposters were always a hivemind
>>123750353
Lose yourself in him
>>123750443
You like dad more then mom... wait you dislike mom?
>>123750504
You haven't been around here much, huh?
Would youhang outwith Burgerpants?
>>123750458
>forming
>present tense
it happens too much for us not to have one
>>123750504
I love Onionsan. I hope Onionsan makes a lot of new friends in the ocean.
>>123750253Are you a degenerate fishfucker on the side too?If so think we may have been foreverially Gasterized.
>>123750504
Onion-san a moe.
>>123750473
*neither of them
>>123750361
That's cheating.
>>123750551
mom's a conniving bitch, dude.
Everyone loves Asgore's theme... but Core is underrated.
>>123750314
It's fine anon, I'm still coming to terms with being attracted to a skeleton so blue dicks still weird me out. You did good though.
>>123750279
>Papyrus and Papyrus
>they're just screaming at each other, arguing about which one is greater
>eventually they hold a puzzle competition, daring one another to solve more ridiculous and dangerous puzzles each time
>they end up playing a round of Boggle while riding a slab of ice into the Hotlands
>>123750279
>Papyrus and Undyne
Uh. This is weird. I'm going to loudly say I hope their training's going well and then leave, and hope neither of them bring it up with me.
>>123750304
How many even are there?
>>123750279
You kind of fucked up there, everyone is just thinking of their favourite character.
>>123750590Damn straight I am. It's uncanny how we have such overlapping traits, anon.Maybe we're destined to be amalgamates.
>>123750559
Maybe.Can I pet him?
>>123750559
Yeah, and I'd help him gather the confidence to ask out his future boyfriend, too.
>>123750504
>>123750629
It's not as good as Another Medium (Hotland), but it's probably the second best area theme. Genocide Core especially. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txl24v6KYMo
Hey /utg/ if you had to get an Undertale themed tattoo, what would you get?
>>123750590
Has anyone made a foreverially Gasterized image yet?
>>123750683
another medium is pretty underrated. honestly really good puzzle solving music. i feel like amalgam gets the short lot every time though.
its weird that out of all the other fandoms, we have no kinship with/jp/
Toby is a HUGE touhou fan after all
>>123750651
I have 17 unique sans burritos saved, but I know there are more
>>123750736
The skelefamily together.
>>123750736
The save point star.
>>123750279
>Sans and Papyrus
Impure heathens! You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>123750736
A red/black 9
>>123750736
I'd probably kill myself.
Tattoos are abhorrent.
reminder to keep clean this winter. wosh u boots. do not track filth into u home.
>>123750736
probably something trippy and colorful from the asriel fight
>>123750683
Another Medium used to be my favorite 'area' theme, but I had a change of heart after listening to Core so many times.
I haven't actually heard geno core before. That's oddly awesome.
Jerry.
>>123750780Please tell me the lore behind Sansrrito. I am interested.
>>123750836
>winter in the deep south
Sorry, Woshua.
>>123750559
Of course.
>>123750780
Seventeen? I'd ask you to dump them but that'd be a bit of a tallorder.
>>123750736
Never, but if I was going to, something subtle that can pass for a normal tattoo and only other fans would understand. Like the pixel heart, or save icon/star with it.
Think of the last non-undertale game you played.The protaganist and Frisk, or Chara if you played Genocide last, swap. At the end of the game, they swap back through the void.
How does it go for each party?
What do they say to eachother?
Will they be disgusted at the other's actions?
>>123750764
I fucking looovvveeee amalgam. Both true lab and amalgam.
>>123750736
a small pixelized text saying "Determination."
>>123750664Perhaps we are. Remember to stay determined anon.
>>123750736
Delta Rune probably.
>>123750758
I might make one if I have time when I get my tablet back and these threads haven't entirely gone to shit by then.
>>123750559
Heck yeah
>>123750859
>fucked up spoilers
This is my cue to go to bed. Goodnight, you sinful bastards.
>>123750864
I want fug catty.
>>123750736
People who get stupid fandom tattoos without proper thought reallyget under my skin
Lusty little goat.
>>123750736
Toby doggy tattooed on my sclera, under my tongue, right buttcheek, at least three more places. The one who can find them all can have my hand in marriage.
>>123750942Of course, you too, anon.
>>123750801
>not supporting the purest form of love
>>123750536
asgore really needs an electric trimmer
>>123749798
FOREBODEN
>>123750990
*FIGHT
Lotta progress for 'The King' part 2. Not as much as I hoped, but I didnt anticipate the backgrounds to be as difficult as they were.
But, here is the last panel of Part 2, where we finally start delving into the past!
would you like grown up asriel as much as younger asriel?
What ifToriel absorbed Frisks soul?
>>123750959The filename suggests you got it from an imgur album, can you link it to me, please?
>>123750902
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>123750920
Yesss. These were big factors in true lab being my favorite area of the game.
>>123750219
Well I mean he's a skeleton. What else could he have? You going to stick a femur bone inside yourself?
>>123751039
Goddamnit I can't take any unironic use of "daddy" seriously anymore because of all the goatfuckers.
do you think burgerpants kill himself in the neutral endings?
the only thing he has that keeps him going is hoping asgore gets that last soul
and in neutral, all the souls are gone
so he doesn't really have much to keep going with, does he?
tiny advisors
>>123751008
>>123751039
ya
>>123750669Nope.
>>123751039
No, and i hate the teen faggot fanart too, stop posting it.
>>123750959
Goodnight anon.
>>123751043
Would probably fight Asgore or do what she always does. You know, pies and such.
i honestly would have happily stayed with toriel
>>123750536
He looks like he'd be sweaty and I'd get his chest hairs in my mouth.
>>123751159
make pies
let the next human walk out and die
the usual
>>123749240
>sans marries chara
um
>>123750902
>last played Danganronpa 2
>swap Hajime and FriskSince both are pretty much pacifists who hate killing, Hajime would be the one who gets a good time (although he'd still be cynical with all these unknown monsters) while Frisk gets a big plate of despair.
>>123750736
Burgerpants smoking a fatty across my back.
>>123751085Not that anon, but here you go http://imgur.com/a/WOuHQ
>>123751012but I like his manly hair
>>123751113
No, he's all out of vacation days.
do you guys honestly think you can go one day in these threads without getting horny?doesnt count if you dont already sexual any of the characters
>>123750329
It's less of a time machine, and more of a /dodgeball cannon/
>>123750902Maxwell from Don't Starve
Oh boy.
Flowey would adore him as a kindred spirit, at least. He's a cold, cruel, cunning son of a bitch who's already reveled in exploiting and controlling a world and fucking around with the people in it, I shudder to think about what he'd do with SAVE/RESET powers to a world full of people infinitely weaker than himself.
He'd get one of the worse neutral endings, I imagine. And anyone he spared (people like Papyrus would be easy prey, I bet) would probably get screwed over in some other way by him and his dodgy deals.
Frisk, on the other hand, would be adored by Pig and Bunnyman alike, though I really worry about how they'd deal with hounds. I guess they could befriend them if they tried hard enough?Max thinks Frisk's a loser, Frisk probably just feels sorry for him. Particularly after he learns who he used to be.
>>123751113
>implying mettaton would let him kill himself
>>123751271
Highlight of the genocide run, on par with the undyne and sans fights.
>>123751236
Thanks anon,I love you with all of my determination.
>>123751294
I've never been aroused enough to get a boner from anything here. It's just shitposting.
>>123749054
i'm gonna plug this post again before i head to bed, the link has a text dump and loads of info on the game data itself, including sprites (unused and beta elements as well) and such. later all.
Reminder asterisks are buttholes
>>123751113
Nah, he probably just comes to terms with his life and continue. Eventually marries either the alligator or cat bitch and has to actually try and get promoted so he can support his knocked up bitch.
Or maybe he quits and gets a better job as a stagehand.
>hear a plastic crumpling noise
>there's no plastic anywhere in my room
what a strange ghost
>>123750559
id smoke weed with burgerpants and watch animated movies
>>123751416
Goodnight anon.
>>123749980
>filename
Nigga that's Frisk.
>>123750902
>Willow from Don't Starve
She'd just set everything on fire until she reaches Grillby and try to marry him.
>>123750902
>agent 3
Frisk would negotiate peace between the octolings and inklings and come back to the entire Underground covered in ink, Mettaton crying from all the bad "art" everywhere and Asgore would be surprisingly happy because he got an art lesson.
Flowey would definitely enjoy the inkling too since ink helps plants grow and get strong.
More or less the Underground would be a really ugly place but most people would be amused by.Frisk would probably get hounded by the Inkling version of furries though and Octavio would be Asgore 2.0.
>>123751294I only sexualize Alphys so probably.
>>123751174
>He looks like he'd be sweaty and I'd get his chest hairs in my mouth.
BULLY THE FLOWEY
>>123751294
not when this fucker exists
hoI! pUT tEM'S FAEC ON STUF!
>>123751445
lie down and feel like garbage with him, that will probably appease him.
>>123750736
I've been trying to think of a tattoo that is both not boring and not really gay
but I can't do itespecially because I want the tattoo to remind me of Asriel
>>123751294
I dont think i've ever gotten an erection from these threads, so yes.
>>123751294
You know that feeling when you're kinda horny but you don't have a boner? It's like that for these threads.
>>123751489
Why would we do that when we have a lizard to bully?
>>123751496
be honest, how often is it that someone posts sans and you just cant help but drop em andbone yourself?
>>123751496
Yes.
>>123751039
>Grown up Asriel
>Not looking like demongoat
I really really dislike this idea
>>123751598
>bone dildo
would you buy it /utg/?
>>123751496
This.
Post brotherly shenanigans.
So what's with sexualizing the skelebros anyway? It's just bones right?
>>123750902That's what you get.Sometimes I hate this underground.
>>123751659
I'd be okay with any depiction as long as he keeps those streaks.
>>123751687
Just... Dont think about.
>>123751667
someone get bad dragon on the phone
>>123751687
You're underestimating people on the internet.
>>123751687
Can you stick your fist in a skeleton's pelvis hole?
>>123751659
he is so very huggable and not edgy though
>>123751667
No.
I like Sans.
I'd fuck em if it were possible.
But never, would I ever.
>>123751687
The best part about it is I can get away with posting this because they are just a bunch of bones.
I Think critical is the best possible voice for sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14BiHlF-Xs
>>123751687
I mean if people wanna facefuck flowers, volcanoes, or giant eyeballs, why the hell not.
>>123751739
They did MLP themed dildos once. I think someone should actually suggest the bone dildo to them.
>>123751294
my favorite character is not for sexual, I am repulsed by anthro, and the most fuckable character doesn't even have genitals, so the lewds of him leave me confused, as i can't even fap to this
>>123751659
just get rid of the edgelord markings and it's all good
>>123751687
It's a personality thing. People will find a way to sexualize anything if it appeals to them on an emotional level.
If Sans was a human or a goat or something they'd probably still be just as much porn of him, if not more.
>>123751598
Maybe not on /utg/ since most of you like him as a bottom bitch. I prefer dom Sans
>>123751771
I know right
I wish he ended up like that to begin with
I feel like undertake may have legitimately improved my relationship with my older brother a bit
It's not like we didn't get along or anything like that, but he always enjoyed his hobbies in solitude and spent most of his time in his room when we were still living together.
He lives in another state now but ever since I got him to play undertale he's been asking if I want to play video games with him online on the weekends almost every week and his girlfriend said at thanksgiving this week that two months ago he started talking about my hobbies and how cool a brother I am a lot when they're out places with people.
It makes me pretty happy
>>123750864
Fuck off with your noncanon shit
He belongs to Nice Cream
who else has shimeji?
which ones are you using?
flowey a cute
>>123751783
So if you bone a skeleton... is it necrophilia?
>>123751725
Yes
>>123751835
Nuh
>>123751771
Nuuuuh
>>123751881
My Chara shimeji has been napping in a corner for the past two hours.
>>123751870
undertale made me a more loving person. i've been interacting with others in a more positive and inclusive light since playing it.
>>123751667
just buy a dog toy
>>123751894
They're monsters born that way, so not unless you're a dustfag.
>>123751915
>blue and orange
>>123751915
Having war flashblacks of that scene in Boku No Pico
>>123750902
>Insurgency as the Insurgents
>Frisk is now fighting a brutal guerilla war in Iraq against Security forces.
>Meanwhile, a fundamentalist muslim jihadist has fallen into the underground.
THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL
Think of you fetish.Now think of Burgerpants art of your fetish. How aroused are you?
>>123751861
more for you
>>123751895
you wouldn't want to date an edgemaster in real life, so why would you want to date an edgemaster goat? just look at this cutie
>>123752009
>/gfd/
>with burgerpants
doesnt really work
>>123751968That chart hurt me.Are there any other charts that have Papyrus in it?
>>123752014
He doesn't have to be an edgemaster. His hair/fur could just just have a natural differing coloration under his eyes as he gets older.
>>123752009
Not in the slightest.
>>123752009
>Genuine love
Aroused? No. Happy? Extremely.
>>123752070
it's what inside that counts. if you want markings on your friendly, loving goat, so be it (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
im not a fag, anon
i just wanna be fugged by asriel
>>123752014
here's one for you before I go to bed
>>123752068
Aside from the KLG one sadly no.
>>123751875
He's just hanging with a couple girls, chill.
>>123752014
Shit
I've never been a fan of glasses but that's adorablealright, just no beard
>>123752009Lobotomized Bugerpants.Nice.
>>123751645
Nothing's fucking hotter than Sans smoking
>>123752124
I see
>>123751875
>non canon
Why are shippers so retarded, goddamn.
>>123752132
sleep well lil skell
>keep asking how to leave the ruins so the goat milf will tell me more snail facts
>she fucking leaves
0/10 worst game of the year
Was this game never on sale?
How do I make Papyrus hate me in the game?
I want Papyrus to give me a good time.
>>123752162
Stop posting this shitty picture.
It looks like crap.
>>123751789
There's a guy that voices Sans who sounds nearly like him. They do alot of Papyton which is disappointing but since Sans is cock-blocking Mettaton, half the time, I can deal with it.
>>123752226
its only been out for 2+ months
>>123752190
>no beard
you're scaring him
>>123752261
Christmas sale it is then. 50% off
>>123752009
Not very, frankly.
>>123752248
>>123752246
You can't.
The only thing he hates is puns and Hotlands.
>>123752281
you have successfully confused me, friend
>>123752253
I'm curious, link?
>>123749015
Hot DAMN that was good. You might be a natural.I don't know why but I love it when fic mention that Sans' dick is thick.
>>123752156
>>123752253
Link? Cockblocking Sans is one of the most amusing things I find about Papyton.
>>123752009
>BurgerpantsvoreProbably gets shoved in a burger and eaten.He died as he lived: Drenched in grease and devoid of nutritional value.
>>123752396
I'm not confused
my goat still needs to be lithe and beardless
>>123752295I didn't know there was guro art for UT.
>>123752340
is it only sans or do you just like the idea in general?
>>123752009
>femdom
i don't think it works that way
>>123750780
I have 20, but some are also "bad time" burritos.
>>123750859
Someone wanted sans in a burrito. Someone drew it. The end.
>>123750883
I'll Mega my folder if the other guy does the same so I can make sure neither of us are missing any.
Man.
Game's only been out a couple of months in the scheme of things and I'm already really missing/nostalgic about the early days and first wave of fandom.
I guess I never expected it to become this popular and kind of wish it kept having that smaller, more insular fan circle./bloggo
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snuvso
>5/10
Moggy-dono-sama has spoken
>>123752342
Anon please I've fapped enough today
>>123750902
LISA: The Painful
...
Holy FUCK.
>>123752449
>femdom
shit, are you me?
>>123751008
What is this? Incest for ants?
>>123752449
Imagine Burgerpants in drag now.
>>123752473
Literally who?
>>123752439
There's a pic of amputee Papyrus but I haven't saved it yet because it was a little too much for me.
>>123751008
I'm a huge pervert and this makes me feel dirtier than anything I've ever looked at
>>123752449
Catty & Bratty femdom on Burgerpantsdrawing of that already exists even
>it's a futa joke about Undyne's spear of justice
>>123752569
its that direct bone to bone contact. cant get dirtier than that
>>123752473
this guy sounds like a homo
>>123752607
Paheal got it
Can't be assed to look for it right now
Sorry
>>123749015That was actually pretty good.
>>123752448
You wrote Sans well, so a mix of both. Sams struggling to hold himself back near the end was a really nice touch.I'm actually a Papyrusfag
>>123752068
>>123752134
>tfw KLG
In that case, I'll try to make a Papyrus edition of the positive version of that chart in the near future!
>>123752253
Link us up.
>>123752516
Well I found my twin here earlier so there might be some intersecting timeline shenanigans going on right now.
>>123752606
That's ecto-bone. This on the other hand is full bone-bone.
>>123752616
oh yeah i havent seen these in a few threads
>tfw gay as fuck
>>123752670
Not them, but I assume they mean PMW based on the description.
paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/tagged/undertale
>>123751008
>hand holding
BLUE BOARD
>>123752360
>>123752331
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwf9Vyk-77U
http://paper-mario-wiki.tumblr.com/tagged/sans
>>123752714
I am very happy that you're happy, anon.
>>123752714
iktf
>>123752645
Oh man, the burgerpants tag has a few femdom images. Pretty neat.
>>123752714
Go be a celibate then.
>tfw you want to sleep but the flower plagues you
tell me a bedtime story
>>123752714
>tfw probably bi
No limits nigga
>>123752701
dont stop
>>123752590
That's pretty funny t b h senpai
chara souls guy here, not much going on. went to fight gaping dragon but not there cause i already got the key. got the ghost blade even thou its kinda bad, but it looks like the real knife. tried to farm for hollow thief set and got like seven bandit knives instead.
>>123752607
Jesus this pic is so fucking shit
>>123752714
Join the club.
>>123752714
>tfw not even sure what I am anymore
>>123752793
If you're ever going to fuck a gay guy don't tell them you're bi. They'll drop you like a hot rock.
>>123752590
I'd let her spear me any day.
>>123752695
well that anon said femdom buti specified /gfd/, but i dont really think that exists in undertale fandom anyway, considering there arent really any characters that it would fit
>>123752832
I-it was all I had ;_;
>>123752792
everyone died. the end.
>>123752695
Soul sex is the lewdest of all, in my opinion.
>>123752868
anon, sex is a bad time to start talking about your sexuality
>>123752874
What's GFD?
>>123752793
>looks exactly like GF's breasts
>Undyne was my favorite character
>never sexualized her
My penis is so confused right now
>>123752281
No beard? Not a good look.
>>123750786
>gaster has stigmata
Dang, that fits so well.
>>123752874>considering there arent really any characters that it would fit
I don't know, Toriel could fit that role.
>>123752872
Spears are a phallic symbol of patriarchal supremacy.
>>123752926
The guy asked me.
>>123752929
Gentle femdom I think.
>>123752929gentle femdom. basically a facet of role reversal
My younger brother reminds me a lot of Papyrus and seeing how patient Sans is with his antics makes me feel really bad for not putting up with him as well as I probably should.
>>123753023
>>123753031
>having to make a separate category because bitches won't stop stepping on nuts
i understand
>>123752929
Femdom for pussies.
>>123752964
yes toriel would work excepti dont like shota/loli
I want art or stories of Chara or Frisk holding someone down and loving them. Not porn, just forceful kisses and hugs.
I don't know why but it tickles my heart thinking about it.
>>123750786
but anon, Sans and Papyrus are Gaster split in two.
>>123749384
realized I forgot to post the link, didnt catch it since I was workin
either way, its all finished, so here it is
http://imgur.com/a/NAYzy
>>123751519
i will! thak you father.
>>123752958
That's the most common interpretation of his hands.
>>123752925
>>123750786
>>123750797
>>123750802
>>123750819
>>123750898
>>123750940
>>123750942
>>123750986
>>123750996
>>123751232
>>123751551
>all these fuckers
>not getting SAVE in rainbow
pathetic.
honestly, im just tired of being alone
>>123753170
I thought about SAVE in rainbow
did you not see
>both not boring and not really gay
>>123753170
>Rainbow tattoo
Do you WANT people to think you like getting railed in public parades?
>>123751039
>>123751659
>>123753204
so ask them out
you know who
>>123753204
You're not alone, anon. You have us.
>>123752156
>>123752925
>>123753149
What soul sex do you guys want to see in particular?
Also before I go to bed, what do you think each character's soul would feel like, /utg/?I already know that Papyrus' would be bright and warm like a palm-sized sun
>>123752925
> an image of what monster sex probably actually looks likeOr, well, closer to what it's actually like, I guess people still need to make it analogous to human sex to make it more titillating.
I'm amazed and astounded I haven't seen more of this, considering my enormous UT porn folder. More of this.
>>123753229
>Giving a fuck about what people think
>>123753216
I meant to skip over yours and another, apologies.
>>123753204
Go make friends with Jack Daniels, he's always there for you.
>>123751519
the only place tem's face belongs is in a hole underground.
>>123753204
If you just want sex you'd be surprised what some people want. I'm basically a 25 year old fat slob and I have an 8/10 dicking me because that's their fetish.
>>123753204
you don't get used to it, not really, but you learn to live with it
https://youtu.be/NdoDshPS-Rc
fresh memes
>>123746360
Not sure if you are still here but that really fucking good and entertaining anon. I really liked your take on Frisk's personality.
>>123753321
but how did you meet/hook up with them?
>>123753376
Shady "dating" apps
>>123753238
yeah, i know who
but i'm too beta to do anything about it
The only question I have was what was that stuff coming out from underneath the door to Sans room.
>>123753480
confetti strings, lots of them
he has a fan that blows under the door to make it wavy
>>123753317
>>123753317
>>123753317
Wow, uh. I never realized just how creepy the tems really are.
It's like sphinxis it sphixes?but worse.
>>123753290
Sans' soul would feel like an icyhot.
>>123753480
You really wanna know?
>>123753290Papyrus/Sans.But honestly, anything will do, I know that's not for everyone.
Actually the character with the most soul-sex type stuff is Mettaton, and it's all solo/soul masturbation. I have no idea why it's so erotic, but it is. I guess I just like goop and ectoplasm and all that.
>>123749015Uh, is anyone interested in doing some sort of rapefic for bottom Papyrus? I know it's seems pretty meanspirited but noncon and humiliation are my fetish, and besides guess the recovery process with Sans trying to help him through it could make for interesting material. It's that way for another fandom I'm kinda in.
>>123753136
fuck you.
no seriously, fuck you.
you made me gay for fire.
>>123753457
are you saying you literally just posted a pic of yourself and an 8/10 just messaged you to give you the dick?
either you got lucky or youre more attractive then you think
>>123753535
It makes me think of the resident evil movie scene with zombie children for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptFLdC_-Llc
>>123753535
It's the hair. if they didn't have hair they'd look like normal catpuppies. But with the hair they look horrifying.
>>123753586
I do, I don't care if it's lewd.
>>123753596
>raping Papyrus
>>123753596
We can ask that Sans rapefic Anon to do it.
>>123753204
I'm tired of NOT being alone. I want my solitude back.
>>123753204
I can be your friend, anon.
I'm lonely too.
Do you want me to drop my Skype or something?
>>123749384
>>123753136
oh myit's all in her head, isn't it?
>>123753480
This is what I like to think, anyway.
I want to cuddle and eat popato chisps with Sans while high.
>>123753290I bet souls are sticky and like, tremble and twitch and pulse when aroused. They're probably the most incredibly intimate thing for a monster to touch in a loving way.And they taste like a sweeter version of the owners favorite food.>Papyrus' soul tastes like spaghetti
>>123753309
There really does need to be more of this, honestly.
>>123753270
bless you anon, please post more, my collection is lacking
>>123753605
Nothing wrong with finding guys made of flame hot.
>>123753136Fucking saved.
>>123753290
Sans' would be small, faded, cracked and cold. It'd only start to show signs of life when Iincreased the pressure on it till it was just blue ooze dripping out of my hand.
>>123753712
It's true.
Are the any decent Sans/another male ships?
>>123753707
> Souls tasting like spaghetti and ketchup
... Eh, I'd soul-service them anyway.
>>123753712
He really gets my loins burning.
>>123753707
Something really bothers me about the way they draw Papyrus's head. It's just not right without the huge set of chompters.
>>123749015
>wake up
>open /utg/
>see this
Good morning world it's going to be a wonderful day!
>>123753796
There's Sans/Grillby and every now and then some Sans/Mettaton pops up (the latter is almost purely crack), but that's it if you're gonna rule out Sans/Pap.
I liked Sans with an adult male Frisk and that was actually somewhat commonplace and liked in the early days of the fandom, but it REALLY quickly became stomped out by pairing Sans with chunky self-insert ladies/variations of Frisk.
>>123753868
Loli papyrus
>>123753782
The light of my life.
>>123753310
I also thought about the goat skull from when Asriel uses Hyper Goner
but I don't want people confusing me for a Satanist and being unable to explainthat I just want to kiss a demongoat
>flowey shimeji dancing in the corner of my screen
help, he's too cute!
>>123753535
i like to imagine they have cute little vestigial sphinx wings under their shirts
>>123753797
Well, it probably wouldn't be overwhelming or anything. It'd just be a subtle flavoring.
>>123753956
You'd have an easier time just saying you're a Satanist.
these threads never have enough undyne lewds. post more undyne lewds
This thread is now on fire.
>>123753609I had the profile for about a week and he messaged me. The guy wants to fuck mediocre looking fat dudes in the ass. What can I say?
Had the weirdest fucking dream last night.
>rimming Asriel on my bed, having a blast
>suddenly feel a strong pain as something hits me on the back of my head
>turn around and see Toriel with one of those big wooden spoons in her hand looking angry
>she turns around, lifts her robe and sits on my face
>my head is now squeezed between two goat asses, the back of my head is resting on Asriels ass like a pillow while Toriels ass is in my face
>proceed to rim Toriel and hear her bleat in ecstasy
>wake up with a boner
you know those posts reminding you to sit up straight?unsqueeze your thighs, /utg/
>>123754110
>dreaming about rimming Asriel
I am TIRED OF YOUR LIES
>>123754118
My balls aren't very big, they can handle it.
>>123749015
>>123753871
Same here, just woke up and the first thing I see is this? It's like it's my birthday.
>>123754096
Does that mean we can warm up here? Because my apartment is so cold.
>>123754092
I'll try? It's hard though, the reason so much skeleton stuff flies is just because as long as there's no ecto dick, it's pretty much safe for blue boards.
Undyne has too many not-safe-for-blueboard parts.Also fucking read my Undyne fapfic you motherfuckers, everyone ignored it after begging me to do it for over a month. I knew I shouldn't have strayed from skeletons.
>>123754118
BREATH AND BLINK MANUALLY AND AWKWARDLY, I COMPEL YOU!
>>123754118
Why?
Is it bad?
>>123754183
Mine are and they end up above it.
>>123754216
>not liking the cold
I just can't udnerstand.
>>123753290
I imagine Alphys' soul would be really small and shriveled from years of hopelessness and neglect, while Undyne's would be crazy powerful and probably emitting lightning or something, bursting with love to share.
Imagine Undyne, trying to comfort an Alphys having a case of self-loathing, asking her to show her soul, before letting loose a tiny magic lance of love at it, and suddenly, all of Undyne's genuine feelings of love for her spread across Alphys' entire body, which tenses up as she squeaks like a mouse and becomes a panting, blushing mess on Undyne's lap.
>>123754267
Numb hands is not fun.
Cold at work.
Cold at home.
Cold is only fun outside.
I want skeleton Cartman toexist in my presence and entertain me with his mean-spirited antics
>>123754118for what purpose?
>>123754242
thats what spoiler images are for, isnt it?
alsopost the link then faggot
>daytime /utg/
>"kill all gays"
>angrily shopping out pinkies
>nighttime /utg/
>chill as fuck
you guys are alright
>>123754245
Screw you, I do that already. Forever.
... Is that not a normal thing? Do you people get to just forget about that shit?
>>123754216
>the side area of my house was attached after the house was built and doesn't keep heat properly
>5C below the rest of the house
i'm so cold
>>123754216
Same here.
I wonder if other monsters huddle around him for warmth during extra cold nights. i bet he charges them extra.
>>123754165
Why is that so surprising to you anon?
>>123754326You still get banned if you post it under spoilers.
ASRIELS THICK THIGHS
>>123754329
amerifag alert
>>123754269
yes
YES
>>123754318its lewd
post transparent character art
>>123754350
Do you think Grillby has a bed or that he sleeps in a fireplace?
>>123754329
kill all gays, particularly those from tumblr
actually just gas tumblr
also go to bed at your timezines correct time
>>123754301
>numb hands
just have better circulation.
But seriously, I love the cold. I have the window open in the winter.granted I essentially live off a diet of entirely tea.
>>123754329
>nighttime /utg/ doesn't happen until 4am for me
>>123754329
>Chill
I dunno about that. It's pretty steamy in here.
>>123749015
Fuck that was awesome, anon. Planning to write anymore soon?
>>123754204
Now all I need is a soulfucking one or a senstive bones one and then I'm fully satisfied with what's available.
>>123754096
You could say things are really heatin' up.
>>123754381
I'm just mega jealous
I hear about so many perfect lewd dreams, and they're so far out of my grasp
>>123754397Massaging Asriels thick things.
>>123754329
Pinkie out, faggot.Just kidding. I quite like nights here too.
>>123754269That sounds so cute holy shit.
>>123754393
[SPOILER] i have never seen someone get banned for posting lewds in vgjust do it
>>123753326
What route is this from?
>>123754451
go pretend to be hard core scandinavian on /int/ you faggot
>>123754458
I WANNAFUG EVERY ANON
so having big thighs/ass on a guy is abnormal, right? i have to custom order jeans or they'll be too tight around the ass and have too much fabric around my shins.
>>123754493
i was
>>123754393
>>123754493
>tfw I just got blocked
>>123748858
>garbage
>no alphys in op
Disappoint.
>>123754508
It's one of the Fun events.
>>123749240
Sans marrying Alphys would be weird cause I actually think they would make a good couple. I honestly just don't like Alphys becauseshe's really pathetic and reminds me too much of myself.
>>123754329
Only have to put up with like 2-3 san diddlers but it's fine.
>>123754326
Just use Imgur instead.
>>123754525
Pipe down fatty
>>123754519
At least take me out to dinner first.
>>123754326
Kinda, but spoilered images are still grounds for removal or even temp ban. Pretty much you can't post genitals or female nipples, both of those are bannable.
And
> http://archiveofourown.org/works/5278058
>>123754481
>tfw never had a lewd dream
>tfw have had endless cute dreams
I am 100% okay with giving Frisk piggyback rides, tucking Chara into bed andgetting nightmares when Flowey shows up to fuck everything up.
Jesus I haven't had nightmares this bad in years.
>>123749015
Oh god this is so good
Thankyou for at least making the gender ambiguous, I can't do anything with the gay stuff
please write more you
>>123754403
Also, just as Alphys starts getting up, wanting to share her own love with Undyne, Undyne gets really into it and suddenly a massive barrage of lance d'amor surround and stab into Alphys' soul, each one bringing her further and further into ecstasy until she falls to the floor, twitching, drooling and hiccuping Undyne's name.
Undyne herself doesn't even care that she didn't get to get off, because this is her fetish.
>>123754481
Well i mean, i got stuck with Toriel, so it wasnt perfect. But yeah i see what you mean. Im no dream guru, it just happened, i was thinking of lewd things while i was falling asleep and it just went from there.
It is hard sure, since you need to focus. Which is ofc in itself fucking impossible when you think of 100 other things while you try to fall asleep.good luck dreaming of goat ass anon.
>>123754474
>>123754242
Link it, faggot.
Link it, spoiler it, and hope the mods find it fapworthy.
>>123754525
eat less food fucker. and if you still have them when you're thin then enjoy your easy sex, asshole.
>>123754570
>spoiler
Oh fuck I thought I was alone in that. Too bad the people I admire will never like me back like with Alphys and Undyne.
>>123754519
that's too tame anon,don't you want to hold hands first?
>>123749015
This made my weekend.Can I request dom!Sans next?
>>123754607S-sauce on pic related?
>>123754436
A large, canopy-bed like fireplace make up neatly stacked wood laid out like a matteress.
>>123754552
Even dumps have standards, anon.
>>123754578post an imgur link with undyne lewds then
>>123749015
Seconding >>123754691I just really like doms
>>123754613
I've heard sleeping with pressure on your lower abdomen (or sleeping on your stomach) helps induce wet dreams.
I don't know how true that is though.
>>123754710
Excepting the dumps Alphys is down in,and the dumps she takes.
>>123754675
Yo, don't try to get pregnant that quickly.
>>123754759
don't think she asked permission
>>123754692
> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1726727#search=Undyne
>>123754613
I mean, I love my dreams; they're always about friends or things I enjoy. But it'd be nice to have a lewd one every once in a while.
>>123754625
thank you ;_;how amazing was it?
>>123754613
Wait, you guys don't get wet dreams? I'm pretty much guaranteed to get them if I don't jerk it for a few days.
>>123754329
>mfw its 12PM here
I feel sorry for people from the US, i dont even have to bother changing up my sleep to enjoy the comfy hours. And i even have fellow lewdfags around in comfy hours as well, its such a refreshing thing.
Thinking some poor sods stay up to 4AM just to enjoy comfy hours makes me sad.
>>123754570
They're pretty cute as depression buddies
>>123754810
>don't jerk it for a few days
there's the problem
>>123754758
Shit every dream I have either involves the kids, flower or Papyrus and I don't want to fuck any of them.
The closest to lewd I've had was an almost-femdom Chara one and it felt wrong when I woke up.
>>123754810
>don't jerk it for a few days
???
>>123754780
You'd kinda expect the dump to move away, then.
...the second kind kinda does. Help me, now I'm thinking of Alphys scat that ends with the thing growing legs and walking out of the lab.
>>123754783
Thanks bud.
>>123754836
Same timezone here, I do sometimes wait until the bad times start because I"m just kind of amazed at how derailed these threads can get.
I prefer these comfy hours way more though.
>>123754570
At least Alphys is on the way to becoming a good, confident person by the end with the help and support of her friends.
What do you have to show for yourself?
>>123754702
>tfw you'll never fall asleep in front of his fireplace-bed, the gentle warmth of a sleeping Grillby lulling you into comfy dreams
>>123754519
only if you're him
>>123754836
>mfw it's 13pm here
feels good
>>123754783
Absolutely disgusting Undyne does not speak like Temmie please remove.
Did this get posted, yet? I know the artist frequents /utg/ sometimes.
>>123754784It was great anon, i had a face full of goat ass, and sensual bleats throughout. Then Toriel came and "ruined" the fun.
>>123754784not that anon but wet dreams are the best. i rarely get them but when i do its like my dick erupted like a volcano while i was sleeping, and dream sex is better than any VR you could ever invent since your brain is capable of recreating sights, sounds, and smells from memories and uses this to essentially trick your brain into believing its actually happening.
>>123754810
>don't jerk it for a few days
>>123754848
>>123754867
>not desensitizing yourself to porn so much that you need horrible fetish shit to get it up
i envy you
>>123755004
This is why you must into lucid dreaming.
I still can't induce proper sleep paralysis, though.
>tfw its 9:30 pm where i am
>>123754917
>tfw you'll never get 3rd degree burns and die
By the way, to everybody,tomorow I'm doing Knight Knight and Madjick
>>123753681I was going to do a third panel where it was revealed she was just passed out drunk at her usual spot, touching herself under the table while Grillby looks over, confused, but got lazy and it's 3am and I gotta get up early
>>123755010
>mfw /tg/ is ded
I haven't dreamt in years.
I envy you guys.
>>123755076
It's magical fire. Warm and toasty.
>>123754810
>don't jerk it for a few days.
>>123754996They posted it on the last thread.
>>123755035
When I was a kid I used to get nightmares every night. Eventually I got used to waking myself up anytime I got the slightest bit of control. Now any time I realize I'm lucid dreaming my brain will wake me up. I fucked myself.
>>123755079
What or who is Undyne...
...link?
>>123755076
>tfw your soul will never be immideatly absorbed by grillby and live for hundreds of years with him as a being of immense might and flame
>>123755110
Sure. Completely harmless unless the owner has malicious intent.Just like Vulkin, right?
>>123754917
> Want the house to smell nice
> lay out incense on his bed.
I'm curious, are there any Grillby lewd fics? I want to see how people would imagine sex with him to be like. Besides burning alive.
>>123754996
Yes actually. I don't care for nerd lizard, but I still found that really cute.
>>123755023
my fetishes aren't that horrible, but they're pretty shit.
I was only able to fap to them for a long while, but now I'm free
>>123755173
Vulkin is legitimately too dumb to realize their kindness is lethal though. Grillbys is smart.
>>123755161
http://imgur.com/NUhAVAn
>>123754525
Depends, it can come either from being fat or working out.
Ive been squatting for ages and my thighs are quite large, so much that i had to gift like 4 pairs of pants (2 pairs of jeans) to my friends/family and buy new ones.
Its a pain to shop for new clothes tho, cause usually the things that would fit round your waist are too tight around your thighs, so you have to get a bigger size and wear a belt.
>>123755158
Good to see I'm not the only one still trapped on that hell.
>>123755035
>sleep paralysis
why do you want that? i used to get a creepy shadow lady that would stare at me from the end of my bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q
>>123755158
Discipline, patience, it's possible to deprogram yourself.
>>123755202
I have a scat fetish and I am trying to ignore it because I've seen actual fish shit and it's not pretty.
>>123755247
Sleep paralysis passes on its own, and if you can stay awake through it you tend to land in a dream. Lucidity, ho!
>>123750902
>Rainbow Six Siege Beta
>Chara sets up boobytraps all over the place, waiting for people to break through a door or a window and get blown the fuck up
>Meanwhile, a creepy Spetsnaz operative armed to the teeth falls into the underground
>Spetsnaz operative in the underground
>>123751995TAKBIR
>>123755010
>not using Lava Boots and Obsidian Shield
>>123755210
So Grillby is so smart that he's able to make his fire not hot. Right.
Face it, Anon. As alluring as the flame is, part of the appeal comes from knowing you can't get too close.
So, we've had dreams of Undertale, but who have had nightmares of it?
>12
that asriel pic makes my dick rock hard
i may have a problem
i'm pretty sure i was straight before /utg/
>>123755156
>>123755191
Huh. I'm not finding it.
I guess I'm retarded?
>>123755267
Im still tearing up over the fact that this fight never happened.;_; Toby why.
I just read that Sans rapefic someone posted and I really, truly don't know what to feel. Like I can't sort out my emotions at all.Will there be a third part?
>>123755247
Was she hot
>>123755308
I don't even like Grillbys, but fire that's so cool that you can stand in it exists in Undertale and monsters can make their attacks heal you if they will it. If Grillbys didn't want you to get hurt, he could.
Either that or he serves nothing but burnt food and steaming hot drinks.
Morning pet time.
>>123755308
>part of the appeal comes from knowing you can't get too close.
Actually it's the glasses and kuudere types that get me.
>>123755371
she was flat as a board and stared daggers at me.
>>123755174
I don't think I've seen any, but now I want some.
>>123755439
I want Undyne to visit me in my sleep, too.
>>123750902
>Eve Online
Gonna be interesting watching monsters fight a human with no soul.
As for Frisk/Chara, they'll never even leave the station.
>>123755347No anon, you did nothing wrong.
I made a mistake, the artist posted it two threads ago. Here you go >>123737992
>>123755358
Link? Sounds interesting.
>>123755435
This nigga knows what's good.
>>123755326
Don't worry. It doesn't really apply unless you're fapping to 3D.
>>123755308
He's able to control his fire enough to be able to handle alcoholic drinks without burning the place down. I think it'd be okay to touch him.
>>123750902
>Act of Aggression
>"COMMANDER, WE CAN'T HUG THE ENEMY, THEY'LL SHOOT US!"
>"COMMANDER, WE CANNOT HUG THE ENEMY. REPEAT, WE CANNOT."
>'... WE CAN'T FLIRT EITHER."
meanwhile the a rebellion against Asgore forms. somehow.
>>123755435
Good taste.
>>123755489
>>123749990
I'm warning you, you'' be left feeling confused and very, very guilty.
>>123755552
I had legitimately sucked a cock way before I was able to fap to gay 3DPD
just saying
gay porn is awful
I want a sitcom starring the Undertale cast.
>>123754952
>>123755601
I'm talking about 3D porn tailored to your tastes. I pretty much jack it to guys crossdressing, no homo bruh.
>>123755608
Obligatory episode where Monster Kid tries to figure out Frisk's gender when
>go to beach
>Monster Kid gets them to drink a bunch
>waits for them to use a bathroom
>Frisk enters the lady's room
>"YOOO"
>exits through man's
>"WHAAAAT"
>>123755358
Just accept yourself for the filthy degenerate you are,like I have.I hope they make a third part.Maybe they'll even drag Papyrus into the suffering.
>>123755608
Does the twist involve Frisk having AIDS when it's over?
>>123755463
>The feel of burning heat exploding inside.
That's gotta be potential for some intense, passionate writing. And because of this image >>123753712 I can't help but think of him having a Spanish accent.
Why is there surprisingly little art of Sans being a stoner
>>123755601
I've never touched another human being's genitals in my life, or had mine touched by anyone who was after my jizz.
I'm literally Alphys.
>>123755610
Don't bully the skeleton.The great Papyrus compels you!
>>123755358
I was upset and I didn't even read the whole thing because I can't accept a suffering Sans.
>>123755752
there's always someone out there who wants to fuck you. the problem is there's a 50/50 chance they're an organ harvester if you're too ugly.
>>123755752
>I'm literally Alphys.
But anon, she has a girlfriend now.
flowey shimeji is the cutest
>>123750902
>chara
>Dark souls
Wow, that's legitimately horrifying.
The only issue is if they would start a new game, or keep doing NG+ over and over again.
>DS protag
>underground
probably pretty well
Most go pretty heavy into trying to space npcs from awful fates.
>>123755728
Sans should be played by Danny Devito.
>>123755718
>raping Papyrus
>>123755608
The more I think about it, the more I realize that this is the sort of thing I want. A comedy with a bunch of big personalities that also roots a lot of its humor in the fact that most (if not all) of the characters are nonhuman and have their own quirks/struggles/differences.
I mean, I know there are some such "sitcoms", but the only ones that are coming to mind are shitty embarrassing ecchi comedy like Monster Musume.
TL;DR: I would pay good money to an Undertale (or Undertale-esque) sitcom.
>>123755610
At least he'll go out with abang.
>>123755718
PAPYRUS IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
I feel gross and guilty after reading that, though, because I absolutely love Sans and I want to marry him and hold him forever and ever, yet another sick part of me...doesn't necessarily like seeing him suffer, but I won't look away if I see it.
>>123755769
Don't read it cause you will definitely feel like you need to take a shower in boiling water afterwards.
>>123755820
A . A . A . A . A . A . A . A . A
>>123750902
Frisk...in Space Station 13...this is going to be very fun.
Spare the nuke ops, I dare you.
>>123755552
Basically what this anon said, lots of people seem to have a hard time discerning 3D from 2D.
2D, in whatever weird form it made your boner confused, is basically drawn with the intent to get you horny, so its no surprise people get off from it.
They drew fucking skeletons in ways that make what is basically a pile of bones quite boner inducing to allot of people.
Look at this for example:
http://i.imgur.com/RUa3WnJ.png
Power of porn is simply that, power of porn.
Liking something in 2D doesent automatically make you love something similar in 3D.
Which is why you dont hear actual Asrielfags talk about how they want to fuck kids IRL, nor do you see Skelefags talking about robbing graveyards.
>>123755718I'll protect Papyrus from a dark SOUL like you!
>>123755358
For me it's a mix of guilt, pity, and arousal.You'll have to ask the anon that wrote it if he's ever around. Not sure how they'd continue personally as it seems like Chara wants to enjoy the bad times again.
>>123755823
The two ghost ones are great and so is the Papyrus one.
>>123755876
I read the worst parts already, there's not enough woshing in the world to cleanse myself from that.
I guess this one made me uncomfortable because it's a character I want to protect from suffering andalso marryand this fic... I can't accept it.
>>123752342
>"PUT THAT OUT IMMEDIATELY! YOU COULD GET LUNG CANCER!!!"
>"we don't have lungs, dude..."
>>123755890
Oh my fucking god that would be amazing
>child appears in ss13
>entire crew goes insane
>griefers and antags wanting their hands on them
>everyone wondering why space lag keeps changing back time whenever Frisk gets cornered
>Frisk gets questioned by the gods asking if they have someone feeding them info
>>123755869
Hey, that's a pretty lowblow.
>>123755439
>she was flat as a board
Hot.
>>123755851
>>123755718
>raping Papyrus
whyboner.jpg
>>123755486
Oh.
That's alright, then.
>>123755608
>no little grey dot
i want it to have a cameo in every episode
>>123755963
If they didnt have lungs they wouldnt be able to inhale/exale that smoke.
>>123755965
Now imgine your average greyshit in the Underground.
;HELP ASGORE IS COMDOM UNDYNE SHITCURITY EXECUTING ME FOR NO RAISONS REEEEE
>>123755608
>"But Papyrus, if Frisk is in rehab, who will be the third member of our improv group?"
>"I know! Let's ask Blooky!"
>"I'm not really feelin' up to it, sorry."
*laughtrack*
>>123755972
He should stop squeaking the floor that. Does he think it'sbunny?
>>123756037
They breath because of magicEverything is magic
>>123756038
>"In this world.. its-"
>"Robust or be robusted yada yada."
>"That's.. not how it-'
>Greytider has hit Flowey the Flower with the mechanical toolbox!
Genocide run, ahoy.
>>123756038
>The clown isJerry.
>He gets spaced five minutes into the round.
>>123755608
Would the special episode about depression be about Alphys or Sans?
>>123755358
Oh, I've read it too. Feels awful. Should go to shower.Still, third part would be appreciated.
POST MUSCLESirl muscles, you do work out, dont you?
>>123755858
Hey nigga fuck you monmusu is the fucking greatest.
>>123756108
Both probably.
>>123755769
dammit, when I read "sans rapefic" I assume'd he'd be doing the raping
How disappointing
>>123755247
All these cooll sleep paralysis stories make me kinda sad that I never saw anything when I had mine. I was conscious in my experiences,but couldn't call for help because I was alone, and had to fight my way out of it every time.
>>123756116
Not yetGotta start on Tuesday though
>>123756098
Jerry is the Mime.
Everyone hates him, but not enough to take notice.
Toriel as HoP would be interesting, though (think Lesser Ian.)
And then there's Grillby in a plasma flood.
>>123756116
No im a fat slug.
>>123756129
Can we fit both in 20 minutes plus commercials?
>>123756116
I have quad muscles I guess?
>>123756116
check my sternoclaydomastoids
>>123756116
I did before I got depressed
>>123755962
I know, I know. I want to protect Sans too and I hate myself for reading it. You are a better person than I am to not read it.
Someone end my suffering pls
>>123756115Right? It's awful and disgusting but I want more.Maybe I'm holding out for the possibility of a happy ending.
Fat chance of that, though.
>>123756139
Nig there are so many rapefics where Sans is in charge, it's almost impossible to not find them.
>>123752814
>try to farm one piece
>get 10 of every other item they drop
Fuck their stupidly large loot pool and fuck RNGesus
>>123756147
>that spoiler
But that's the normal resolution for pretty much every episode of sleep paralysis out there.
>>123756167
Chara would be the captain. Control freak and all.
Or would they be a Centcomm Official because of the whole only appearing if you fuck EVERYTHING EVER up?
So... all those Brisnova pictures in the last thread. I didn't know we had that many Australians.I'm tempted to arrange a meetup, but A) probably none of you are in my area and B) I'm strapped for cash atm, on previous occasions I treated everyone out for food and the like, which is not cheap.
>>123756127
It is what it is man, I still watched it because I think mermaids and centaurs in particular are qt, I'm just saying I'd like an innocent comedy that I can actually watch with people/talk about without feeling dirty.
>>123755608
>an episode dedicated to Toriel and Asgore
>laugh tracks everywhere as Toriel keeps making snarky remarks at Asgore
>ends with Toriel reconciling friendship with Asgore
>>123753136
welp, I know what I'm fapping to tonight
>>123756206
Well then
How do you even get to see things during sleep paralysis anyways?
>>123755869
>>123756236
>I'm just saying I'd like an innocent comedy that I can actually watch with people/talk about without feeling dirty
you're not DETERMINED enough to talk about it without feeling dirty anon.
>>123755590
>>123755718
>>123755769
>>123756115
I read it. It made me feel...nothing but the purest, most sincere level of sympathy and sadness for the poor little fucker.That goddamn Sans vore pic aroused me more, which is to say it shamefully aroused me a tiny bit. This just made me sad. Thanks for sharing, though, it was worth a read.
>>123756202
They had a happy ending anon.Then that changed.
>>123756208
Asgore is Captain, obviously. Does nothing all day and is popular, or starts improving on the situation and gets shit on by the HoP.
>>123750902
Hey, what if I swapped what I played before SS13...Skyrim!
Yeah, Alduin is getting the shit spared out of him, but literally every NPC is Jerry. (Including Jerry-Ra.)
And the barrier gets shouted down, I guess.
>>123756202
>Nig there are so many rapefics where Sans is in charge, it's almost impossible to not find them.
Not that anon but I thought there were only two and both of those were pretty eh
>>123756268
Are you justgunna keep posting those same images every time?
>>123756267You usually can still move your eyes.
Hey guys still working that shit, had a few hours on aside to work on it, trying to keep toriel on model sucks ass. what do you guys think, trying to make her look nicer and more on model aside the tits and ass.
http://imgur.com/a1X7xx5It's the anon that draws with a mouse
>>123756364
Thanks for reminding me, now I wanna see Chara get dominated by Undyne.
Whether it's normal fish pussy or melting fish pussy.
>>123756268
Well, aren't you just as fun as abarrelof monkeys. Seriously, I'm feeling somewhatshafted here.Maybe a littletriggeredtoo.
>>123755972
Get outta here, these are a totalhit.
You know I think the whole rape fic was so uncomfortable to read because it isn't just the rape part but the entire emotional blackmailing that goes on beside it.
Like props to the author for legitimately making me feel bad.
>>123756268
Something's wrong with you, like there's a crack on yourskell.
>>123756298
Can someone slide a link to this fic, I've been out of the loop for a while because every goddamn shitty fic these days has some vastly ooc "daddy dom" or "Sans praising/worshiping the body of a fat reader" junk or just terrible writing all around
I want to hug sans!
>>123756423
Here you go, it's at
>>123749990
>>123756376
>>123756412
>>123756418
Hehe all in good fun anons, I could make more edits but it's mean to edit peoples work.
people say chara posting is awful, it brings the best out of this board at times.
>>123756376
Please don't encourage him. I don't want to see any artist's work edited like that but my own.
>>123756449
Even this Sans?
>>123756472
Thank you, angel
>>123756496
He looks like he needs it more than any other.
>>123756407
Looks pretty good so far.But the eyes look off as always, sorry anon.
I go looking for Grillby art and find this abomination.
Well. Here you go.
>>123756407
Looking good
asgore's arm is a little long though
>>123756534
No, that would be these people
>tfw i wake myself up from dreams even without being lucid
i move while im dreaming, so often i'll hit something and wake myself up
how do i lucid dream?
>>123756482
Beating Chara was the most satisfying thing I did in this game.
>>123756531
>Politely thanks me for linking a thread in which a character is being sadistically raped, using a reaction-image of said character grinning unsettlingly
Y-you're welcome. Have fun.
>>123756543
I'm torn because the art is cute enough unlike the other abominations that have been posted in these threads.
>>123756587
It's a shame you can't have an actual (winnable) battle with him in-game.
>>123756305
Stop making me feel bad, you demon.
>>123756413
You know what? That's exactly it. it wouldn't be nearly as bad if it was just "Frisk put his dong in Sans, the end". He just had to go and put in all the sick, twisted emotional shit.
>>123756449
Me too, he is very cute and deserves happiness.
>>123756540
I need them to work, post me some nice toriel eyes!
>>123756561
Yeah after taken a bit of break of looking it I need to fix that shit
Thanks for the input anons.
>>123756147
>fight my way out
So im not alone. Having goat dreams sounds wonderful as fuck, but each time i got sleep paralysis it was a fucking horror show.
Both times i literally had to murder the things plaguing me before i could wake up. First time it was some pitch black troll thing, i had to take him by the hand and his neck and rip him in half. Second time it was aliens, and i had to rip their heads off (there were 3).
Both times however, it felt like there was 10 people pushing me down into my bed while i was trying to get up. I was aware my boy was still, but in my mind i was literally pushing myself off with tremendous force off my bed, while i was being pushed down back into it.
I always woke up sweaty and exausted, like i really did fight things IRL. Sleep paralysis is scary shit.
>>123756543
Ship children will always be horrifying. Everything else looks kinda cute though.
>>123756659
I'm enjoying the thought of aliens actually trying to abduct you and you ripping their heads off
>>123756496
That ones really not all that bad, he just needs to make the eyes not so tiny compared to the forhead and smooth all those bumps out
>>123756578
>TFW I wanted to dress as sans for halloween/nearby convention
I'm glad I didn't, I doubt I could do better than them.
>>123756659
For me it just felt like taking a nice warm bathin gastric acid.
It's unpleasant as fuck, but not really frightening once you get used to it. Dammit, your mind must hate you.
>>123756659
Would you say that troll thing was abig guy?
>>123756412Shoot, you know I'm just kidding, punpal. Don't go losing yourgrip, your puns alwayshit their mark.
>>123756042
Oh, don't start, of else you'll end up getting anearful.
>You listen to Sans' heartbeat.
HE IS
A FUCKING
SKELETON
>>123756775
But you make his soul go doki doki!
>>123756748
If he continues, I'm going to stay afeetaway!
Goddammit I'm starting to ship the Pun anons now.
Go kiss already you stupid fucks.
>>123756775
With a heart-shaped soul to power it.
>>123756721
I will honestly never get why people cosplay
>>123748952
Yes
>>123756543
>Grillby and Sans' child isn't Ghost Rider
IT'S SHITgranted, it's cute shit, but shit nonetheless
>>123756627
But I enjoy making people feel bad.It's why I linked the fic in the first place.
anyone else cosplay undertale at supanova this weekend?i went as sans
>>123756775
They have heart-soul things, maybe those can thrum like a pulse.
But I wouldn't have thought to write it that way personally.
>>123756827
Of course!But it still triggers me that barely anybody gets Asgore's horn right. Look at an ibex, folks.
>>123756718
It does sound metal, but i was scary as shit, like when an animal is cornered and the instinct to survive kicks in, I awoke with my heart pumping so hard it felt like it would jump out of my chest.
>>123756742For you.
>>123756791
How about I kiss you instead,punon?
>>123756885
> Supanova
> Remember that people mean the Brisbane one, because nobody fucking lives here
Anyway, the answer is presumably yes because there were photos posted last thread.
>>123756934
Here you go, ladsblyat
>>123756791
>shipping irl
You're killing me here anon
>>123756790
Don't say that, you're gonna make him feel like he has towalk on eggshellsaround you.
>>123756791
>shipping actual people
This is a whole new level of autism
>>123756979
2/10 no squatting skelleton
>>123756979
Thanks to my Russki uncles I am now offended.
Please unoffend me.
>>123756630I don't save art and I can't find any Toriel pictures where the eyes really stand outsorry
But I think it might be the way you do eyebrows, everyone seems to draw Toriel's thin. I like thick eyebrows in style, but it could be hard to pull off here.
also eyelashes
>>123756839
>Ghost Rider
Shit I really need to see this mixed with Undertale.
>>123756791
It's okay anon, a lot of us do
>>123756748
Aww, thanks. I feel you really get thescopeof my puns in a way no-one else does. Punning with you is always ablast, our wordplay reallyroundseach other out.
Good to have you in mysightsagain, buddy.
>>123756791
Whoa there, I don't wannajump the gunor anything!
>>123756951
I'm okay with that
>>123756986Anon I'm just joking relax a little.
>>123756791
As one of the few idiots whose favourite character is Alphys, let me just give you a bit of advice:
Please, don't be Alphys.
>>123757048
About two or three weeks ago there were two anons here who literally admitted they had developed feelings for each other (dubbed Papyrus anon and Sans anon if I remember correctly), but it went nowhere because they both decided they were too autistic to exchange details to talk off-thread and they were doomed to basically just crush-shitpost at each other over an anonymous imageboard forevermore.
It was actually kind of tense and entertaining to watch.
>>123757039
I'm going to steal all of his slippers. I'll make sure itsocksfor him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmn1DSg5Bk
HOLY FUCK LIVE STREAM GASTER FIGHT?
>shipping anons
Oh goodie, im not alone!
Give me all the current shipped anons, and ones you want to see shipped with one another.
>>123756736
If gastric acid fell on your skin, it'd burn a hole through it.
>>123757106
But anon, even Alphys eventually admitted that shipping real people was terrible.
>>123757106
But Alphys is shipping the goatparents.
The goatparents must fuck again, for renewal ofRELATIONSHIP.
>>123757168
Yeah, but that takes a while no less. I've had acid burns way back when, fuck yeah chemistry class.
>>123757118
God damn, this soundstoo fucking autistic
>>123756256
It's too good for just one episode. Being estranged yet still mutually attracted exes provides ample joke and plot fodder.
>>123757162
Stop advertising your youtube account anon.
>>123756921
They seem to go pretty high up, then backwards into a curve, judging from the in-game sprite.I love tea though. Really want to find out what golden flower tastes like though, or if there's anything like it IRL
>>123757073
I went looking and found some hilarious shit.
>>123749240
>papyrus marrying aphlys
>>123755869
>>123755972
>>123756376
>>123756412
>>123756748
>>123757083
>>123753702
Somehow I imagine sans smoking weed/whatever but without getting high. He just likes smoking but it doesn't have to be tobacco.
His hot dogs weren't legit either.
>>123757162
wait wait wait what the fuck is this
I refuse to believe this is real, clearly it's some sort of fan shit, but I want to play it for myself
>>123757246
High up, and into a curve...
Yup, fits: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_ibexAnd yes, we need that tea. No buttercups, please.
>>123749240
>asgore marrying chara
OOOOH SHIET
>>123757306
I'd post jogboy if we didn't just hit post limit.
>>123756162
>>123756171
>>123756176
YEAH!, good job anon
>>123756168
you dont have to be that way if you dont want to, anon
>>123756196
depression is a serious problem, dont hesitate to reach out to someone if you think you need help
>>123757307
Hey, Pap. Don't stress yourself overbad Sans gun puns with the side of buns!
>>123749240
>Burgerpants marrying Alphys
Top fucking kekAlphys would be desperate enough to do it if she didn't have Undyne
>>123749240
>tfw I have no least favorite
>>123751981
Wait what? I don't recall any dog toys in that.
Visual Novel anon here. I need some people to play the "pre-demo" to give me feedback on some stuff. Anyone up to playing an unfinished VN with only placeholder assets and filled with sad feels?
Here it is: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4q3THrNQ8C4Q2UzUkF1bk5pc3M/view?usp=sharing
To the anon who posted this here before: Damn you, whoever you are. This is too heartwarming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXBSJyT2S0
>>123757452
What characters do you plan to give routes in that VN?Will Flowey or Asriel be avialable?
>>123757452
LOSTBOY CONFIRMED
>>123757452
G-Drive is so appropriate for VNs.
Would you fuck Sans in the eyesocket?
>>123757594
No, I only fuckbig guys
>>123757647
Big like $1000?
>>123754436
He stays in Undyne's house, duh.
>>123757162
this has to be fake
>>123757683
But what about before Undyne's burns her house down?
>>123757686The song is fanmade so yeah, that's a fake.
>>123757686
how is it fake, it's not pre recorded
>>123757594
Wow, anyone who would must really want tosocketto him.
>>123757732
Fuck you, don't shill for your friend on 4chan
>>123756298
>Sans vore pic
link? asking for a friend....
>>123757681
Big likeBane is worth much more than $1k senpai
>>123757594
Yes.
I want to fuck Jerry, whos with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VnjLiFXXho
The death of the one considered you friend...it fills you with DETERMINATION!!
>>123757083
Likewise, I always enjoy it when weshoot the breezetogether, andaimnever gonna get tired of it.
As for the kissing thing... well, you're already thetargetof my affections, so I can't say I'd mind.
>>123756791
Man, you guys are kind oftrigger-happywhen it comes to shipping, huh?
>>123757141
Those are some pretty knee-high-slapping puns, you're not bad!
Help me, I might be gettingbonezoned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryt0vbV6pw8
>>123757756Eyesee you don't approve of thisholeordeal?
>>123757452
I'll play tomorrow
>>123757797
>tfw you will never rape Jerry and So Sorry
>>123757594Yes.
>>123757774
Your friend has shit taste.
>>123757647
UUUU
>>123757852
ED's current featured article is appropriate.
>>123757852
Everyone needs some love.
>>123757508
It's going to be an original story, so there won't be any Undertale characters. Still, I'm seriously considering making the romanceable character look like Asgore.
Keep in mind there's only one romanceable character. This is a tiny project.
>>123757550
I have a shitposting gmail just to do anon shit. It's great.
>>123757838
Thanks, senpai. Please remember to say here what you thought of it.
>>123757797
>>123757852
*DITCH
>>123757883
Was making me link music part of your plan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
>>123757797
*Ditch
>>123757594
I want to see someone stick thier tits into his eyesockets only for him to get stuck. Then she has to walk to the hospital like that. Funny as fuck in my head.
>>123757858
The friend doesn't care. Now, the link, please.
>>123757916
>>123757916
New thread
>>123757918
If Sans doesn't like that, then I guess it'd be atit for tat!
>>123757908
>no Undertale characters
Then why link it in the undertale thread?
>>123757774
Hahaha, sicko.
http://weticecubes.tumblr.com/post/131578032334/how-bout-a-little-time-out-well-see-if-you-calmLess the vore and more the smugness and control that appeals to me.
>>123757594
I don't have the equipment.
I'd lick it out, though.
>>123757979
Because it's comfy in here and some anons seemed interested in the idea.
>>123757162
I just outed this guy and he called me out live and now I feel bad
>>123757486
Can't find it on his blog, but at one point he did one as Sans with his little cousin. It was pretty fucking cute.