/utg/ - Undertale General

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What were you expecting?

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First for Ghost Rider Sans.

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Muffet a whore, to be somewhat honest.

Have second-place waifu instead.

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nth for frisk as karl pilkington

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xth for skelebros are the greatest things ever.

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Is Asgore a big guy?

>>123757984
Oh it was just that one
When will we get good vore

>>123757996
>all that artifacting
Not sure if intentional.

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Did that one writeanon complete that Asriel winning fic?

Visual Novel anon here. I need some people to play the "pre-demo" to give me feedback on some stuff. Anyone up to playing an unfinished VN with only placeholder assets and filled with sad feels?
Keep in mind this is not an Undertale VN. It's an original story but I might turn one of the caracters into a bara goat later on.

Here it is: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4q3THrNQ8C4Q2UzUkF1bk5pc3M/view?usp=sharing

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Only clean posts below this post
Wosh this thread

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I'm having a really comfy weekend.
Thanks /utg/

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>>123758027
For Toriel.

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What about now, the eyes that is. I need to get better at eyes, they like make an break shit and i have no knowledge outside of doodling shit.

So I'm making a Megaman-related thing, but I'm not sure what names to go for for each character.

Undyne- Spear Woman/ Sushi Woman
Asgore- Murder Man
Toriel- Mom Woman
Sans- Man (his box will only contain the corner of his head)
Alphys- Loser Woman
Mettaton- Fab Man
Muffet- Bake Woman
Papyrus- Cool Man

Any suggestions?

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>>123758031
>good vore
NEVER EVER

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>>123757996

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Ok, so i pirated this game, play it passive, dont kill anyone, beat Asgore, then flowey comes out of nowhere and my game exits, restart it, now im fighting this, what the fuck do i do now?

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>>123758020
They set my heart alight.

>tfw no qt anon to fug

>>123758123
Leave and finish the game.

>>123758027
for you he is
not for me

>>123758105
Asgore is THE MOTHERFUCKING DADMAN.
Alphys is Weeb Woman.

>>123758115
Good vore will only happen when we get post-vore scat.

>>123758096
Man, that looks adorable as fuck. Well done.

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>>123758069
have amputee Woshua

(blame yesterday's roll)

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>>123758069

Wosh me Woshua, ive been a bad little goat.

>>123758123
Survive.
Also you don't get the true pacifist ending on your first playthrough, only the second.

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>>123758095
The only thing he gives Toriel is alimony

>>123758096
This is one of the cutest Toriels I've seen.

The eyes are perf.

>>123758186
Link, for reasons.

>>123758197
You're breaking my heart.
You cannot break goat balls.

>>123758123
Stay determined and beat up that flower.
Now leave before you get spoiled.
>>123758195
That's wrong though.
He can reload after beating Flowey and get the TP ending after fulfilling a certain requisite.

>>123758069
You think that hose is like... his dick?

Is that why he enjoys cleaning people? Why woshua you dirty dirty you.

>>123758221

Imma go with not porn, its a crying Asriel being petted by what im assuming is Toriel.

Show me what i won!

Did anyone accidentally find any small secrets in-game while playing?

I ate the pie during Asgore's fight.
I sobbed really badly.

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>tfw spent all weekend catching up on old threads
>tfw this is the first new thread I've seen since Tuesday
>tfw just going to be 5 threads behind again because going to bed now

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>>123758163
Tell me about Asgore! Why does he wear the crown?

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>>123758184
>>123758227

Thank you, fuck soon as I get some money going to draw a pad, I really need to like torrent some art books to learn how to draw legit.

>mfw this game rewoke my love for drawing
>and the lack of asgore and toriel art forced me to get better everyday

Fuck you toby finish hard mode.

>>123758190
>Not wanting to get things for free

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are goats clean

>>123758037
Oddly, the smaller version doesn't have that problem. Thumbnail anon would kill someone if he ever saw this.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3082b63ffa0c9b0bc26ba91362a31029/tumblr_nxua42nkeD1utdue7o5_540.png

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>>123758115
Joke's on you! I'm a drawfag!

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>>123757826
But of course! Lemme just rifle through my arsenal of puns to come up with some more for you.

And yeah, the shippers go at it like a bullet the gate, but what can you do? Some would argue that them sniping at us is encouraging.

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>>123757162
Mfw I outed this guy and he called me out and now I feel bad

>>123758317
No, not really.

They smell worse when clean, just like dogs.

>>123758317
the cleanest!

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>>123758239
God: So how do you want to live your life
Asgore: JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>123758317
Goats are very pure.

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I miss chill Asgore anon. /utg/'s not as comfy without him

>>123758324
GET OUT OF THERE THIS INSTANT THAT IS COMPLETELY UNSANITARY

Is that Undyne? She should know better than to eat him, think of all the little bones.

>>123758317

Hopefully not, i want their natural smell while im having sexy times with them.

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>>123758253
The purest ones are always secretly the dirtiest.

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>>123758253
It's just water you unclean human

>>123758343
I felt bad by proxy and changed my dislike to a like

>>123758324
Good, now do something where shota goat is the pred
Please

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>>123758386

First few weeks there was only 3-4 of us dadposters... how many do we have now?

>>123758386
I am only normal Asgore anon, enlighten me.

>>123758439
Nope sorry I gotta work on my other requests first
Maybe later or next weekend

>>123758430
He just fucking called me an asshole on air wtf
I mean I think it was in good fun, but still

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>>123758442
1 more nao.

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>>123758452

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>>123758442
There's me, and you, and you, and you. And maybe you, too, Anon?

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>>123758475
Fair enough

>>123758324
what does fish breath smell like?

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>>123758442

There were over 4 dadposters alive in this general, the day before sorielfags arrived. How many are alive today, I wonder? How many will be alive tomorrow?

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>>123758324
>macro vore
it's time

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>>123758442
Pretty sure we're still pretty scarce, even moreso than Alphys posters.

Which is a shame, he is my favourite character but most people shit on him and praise Toriel, even though she essentially let the kids go to Asgore.

>>123758324
Please draw more sans but not in someone's mouth.

>>123758553
How good monster food is all magical.

So if one monster eats another, will they shit dust?

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>>123758553
But Toriel isn't a big gal
https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man/youre-a-big-guy

>>123758452
BLUE
O
A
R
D

>>123758595
You want Sans putting people in HIS mouth?? Weirdo.

Why are these threads so filled to the brim with sexual deviants?

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>>123758532

Doogle is also one but I think only 2-3 of us love dad like for being dad and not... daddy... but least the lewd dad guys are not angty girls who post lewds and ALL the time.

>>123758584
Yeah wish we had more Alphy posters.

>>123758670
>>123758527
See you in three days wosh cowboy.

>>123758685
Jesus fuck that last panel.

(And I ship Algore or at least want these in an OT3 with Undyne, so I guess I'm horrible on both counts.)

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>>123758584
We really need more big guy posters
God damn it, we need some pics with Asgore as Bane or CIA just so it's more Undertale related to banepost

>>123758343
>mentioning /utg/ on youtube

fuck you I'm changing it back to a dislike

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>>123758685
Yeah, because I would just love to nerd out with Alphys

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>>123758317
That reminds me to check if he's machine washable

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>>123758675
Hey, I didn't say that. Don't go putting words in my mouth.

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>>123758701
I'm not posting anything dirty, hell I'm against it

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>>123758442
I'm still here. But the anons I've lost, my comrades... They just won't stop hurting.
You feel it too, don't you?

>>123758446
He's this nice anon who frequently posts this pic >>123758386 I hope he's having sweet dreams.

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>>123758728

You know what scene that is right?

Beauty and the beast.
>>123758756
Alphys got shitted on so bad as well, but on the flip side no one even likes her over on tumblr(the irony) but they dont hate her like they hate goatfather.

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>>123758750
Yeah, that was a complete Alphys moment, so I just left. I'm going to go drink cough syrup and cry now because I regret everything.
I can't even socialize on the internet, someone fucking kill me

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>>123758808
I think he meant himself. Also
>Memes
FILTHY

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>>123758797
Fair enough, I wouldn't want to shove it down anyone's throat. Sorry.

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>>123758595
Ok I guess I can draw one more thing

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>>123758878
I'M RUNNING OUT OF CLEAN IMAGES

>>123758862
It's okay anon, he thought you were talking about Reddit

the dislike was coming anyway

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good night faggots

>>123758862
Hey now, it's alright. You made a mistake, but not too big of one. Don't worry yourself too much, everyone will get over it pretty soon.

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>>123758927
Sleep well you faggot

Ok so Flowey was defeated, i spared him, now what? do i reset and go for genocide?

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>>123758846
Yeah, tumblr fucking hate him. Is it because he killed the kids or literally because Toriel is angry with him? Like if you're going to criticize Asgore's decisions, then you ceertainly can't say that Toriel's decision to hide away was good,

Honestly I just want them to be happy together

>>123758768

Are his clothes stitched to his body or are they removable?

>>123758989
do what he told you to do, anon

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>>123758917
I really hope he backpetals and leafs Flowey alone.

>>123758989
No, do the things that you've missed and go for the true pacifist ending, Flowey mentions what you should do

>>123758978

Asgore dindu nuffin! He a good goat.

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>>123758879
Don't worry, I can find it inside me to forgive you.
>>123758917
You on the other hand.

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>>123758879
Thanks for understanding, wouldn't want to choke an anon if he didn't listen.

>>123759067
This is funny because you're replying to my drawing with one of my drawings

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>>123759063
Monsters ain't dun nuffin! Dey be good boys and go to church on sunday!

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>>123759103
I know, and I'm coming to your house to give you a noogie.

>>123759109

Jesus, i can already imagine the leftists defending monsters while they steal human souls, propagating tolerance.

Race war now!

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I hate how the artist drew Asgore's face in this picture.

flowey shimeji is so happy
why didnt tobyulet me save the flower?

I ship Jerry and So Sorry.

>>123759185
poor Jerry

>>123758978
I swear, every gook frisk picture I see is perfect, is it OC or did you get it from somewhere?

You know, the really hilarious thing about Asgore is that he doesn't know where Toriel went, and all she did was go back to their old place.

>>123759185
I feel bad for Jerry for once

>>123759150
Oh shit I wasn't expecting that
Hold on you aren't that one anon who wants to kek grant right

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>>123759168
>tfw you will never purge everything in a full scale war as monsters betray humanity

>>123759221
Got it from these threads

>>123758324
thanks for pandering to my fetish
you made it really sexy

>>123758989
Listen to Flowey's advice for once. And then do a genocide run after getting the true pacifist ending.

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>>123758993
Stitched on both to cut costs and because I don't want to lewd him.

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>>123759067
>>123759080
I'm glad I was able to swallow my pride and be the bigger person.

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>>123758331
I feel like we're just starting to bring out the big guns, but I glanced at my glock and it's already 5 am...

I'd love to stock around and fire off pun after pun with you, but it looks like I have to put a muzzle on it and bolt for now...

I'm trying to make it up to you by unloading all these on you at once, but I wonder if that's enough to avoid any recoil... well, you'll be okay without me for a little while, right? You can just read a magazine or something, I'm sure. Ah, I'm not even bothering with spoilers now, since apparently they just fire blanks if you try to use any more than four in a post.

Uh, anyway. Bed time. Goodnight!

>>123758842
Pic from your pic?

>>123759169
What part? I can edit it?

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>>123758926
>>123758948
Thanks, you guys are great. Just one of the many reason why nighttime/early morning /utg/ is waaay better than daytime /utg/. I'll try not to get it bug me too much.

I'm just a little worried because that's my real face on those comments, I'm afraid someone will recognize me and know how autistic I am.

>>123758292
Omega Dog when?

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>>123759406

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>>123759337

This one

Also I'm the one who always post mgsv asgore stuff as well.

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>>123759302
Good choice. It would've become pretty cut throat if you continued your silly shtick. Let's sing with the force of a thousand throats with this newfound friendship.

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>>123759378
Change the picture then.

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>>123759254
Nah, that's someone else. Keep on truckin by the way, you have a nice style.

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>>123759406
Good thing I'm not a gaymurr then

>>123759406
This quote is from some SJW website, so I'm really not surprised.

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>>123759442
oh gee thanks anon

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>>123759378
I'm only disappointed that you made your brother sit through a screamer

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>>123758919
>saving unclean images to begin with.
DISGUSTING FILTH

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>>123759406
Exterminate.

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TOO MANY PEOPLE WITH TOO MANY PUNS HERE

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>>123759543
It's just that not enough clean stuff gets posted here for me to save

Who's the best character and why is it So Sorry?

mushroom dance
mushroom dance
whatever could it mean

>>123759583
Do you like like you are being punished?

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>>123759441
I'm too lazy to

>>123759530
Anon why are you looking at my channel

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>Chara screaming in the distance
How's this motherfucker?

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>>123759302
I knew there was still some good deep down within ya.

>>123759406
By that logic, we're also ready to accept serial murderers and being posessed by angry spirits.

>>123759673
I wanna hop on Sans' bioluminescent mushroom

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>>123759583
What, Pap? You don't think our puns are Jerry good? So Sorry you think that way, but Aaron you pleased we're getting better?

>>123759717
In your games, yes.

>>123759673
it means you have lived a life of sin.
>>123759701
Chara doesn't care about your actions unless you complete a genocide run.

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>>123759701
Wrong version, partner

>>123759436
> mgs v asgore poster
That right there is why you're the Boss.

>>123759632
Is it a bucket?

Or is it a glass dome?

I thought it was a glass dome.

>>123759690
I fucked up, that first "like" was supposed to be "feel". Time for bed, goodnight /utg/

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>>123759749
The thing is,
I did.

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>>123759827
It's a bucket with a glass dome on it
But the dome isn't stuck to the bucket, or poor little bird wouldn't be able to breathe

>>123759834
Good night you pun loving fuck.

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>>123759821

Tori I'm already a monster...

>>123759827
No one really knows

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>>123759932
But he's a big monster

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>>123759307
Yeah, such rapid-fire puns can leave a post a shell of its former self. But what a post... This relentless assault is simply too much for me to keep up with, I'd just be blowing smoke if I tried.

You timed your sleep well, it'd be a shot in the dark if I had to come up with any more of these. Night!

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>>123759963

For pies.

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>>123759938
See >>123759903

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Guys, my gf found out about the robot porn, what do I do?

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>>123759932
You're a legend on the eyes of those who live on the battlefield. That's why you have got to do this alone.
It's what Asriel would have wanted.

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>PUNS THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING

WHO RAISED YOU HEATHENS!?

>>123759769
isn't alphys still alive?
Never fought her n such

>>123760034
No that's dumb

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>>123760032
If I pulled off the crown would he die?

>>123760052
Leave her

>>123760067
No, that's soulless pacifist. The implication being that Chara took over after the end and killed everyone post-game. Because you sold your soul, remember?

>>123760091
he'd be incredibly miffed.

>>123760067
Anon, that's a post soulless pacifist picture. Chara killed everyone after they left the Underground.

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>>123759438
Yeah, I'd have been pretty gutted if our interactions were distasteful.

>>123759716
Like I could ever stomach being mean to you!

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>>123759730
For some people puns can be as revolting Asgore, so they might act a bit Bratty and throw a tantrum.

>>123760059
Would you prefer I saved them for to-marrow?

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Why is Alphys so shit?

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Phantom pies.

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>>123760059
Who raised me? C'mon, no need to be such a downer, especially when I'm feeling sky-high.

You alright, dude? Something up?

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>>123760343
dont u dare

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>>123760271
But some of them just say "Froggit, I'm out!" and leave Asrielly angry people.

>>123760251
I'd have vomitted by now if you weren't my friend!

>>123758991
I think it's because, even if didn't like or wanted to do it, he still was a serial murderer that killed 6 children and was going for a genocide run for himself and somehow faced no karmic backlash for it. The only thing he suffered was the Toriel hates him and likely will never forgive him for it, but that happened before he killed anyone.

Basically he got away with murder, and that tends to rub people the wrong way.

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>>123760317
>>123760368
I AM HYPERVENTILATING

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>>123760052
If she's not into robot porn as well, something's wrong with her.

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>>123760271
That's silly, puns are Asriel as it gets. Their legacy is Undyne.

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>>123760378
I dare ur waifu is doodoo

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>>123760052
TERMINATE

>>123760059
Come on Pap, nothing wrong with a bunch of puns to brighten up your day.

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>ALL THESE PUNS

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>>123760480
alphys is the BEST

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>>123760165
Congratulations. You got yourself a divorce, what's the next step of your masterplan?

>>123760052
Still better then the anon who told their bf they liked sensitive bones more then ectodicks.

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>>123760432
You should really calm down, you're just going to get six feet under if your heart keeps getting so fired up thanks to these red-iculous fun puns.

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>>123760548
I want you to reevaluate your life and what the FUCK went wrong for you to believe Alphys is anything but worst character.

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>>123760432
>he doesn't like puns

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>>123760548
Agreed

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>>123760568

Crashing this Mercy Button, With no Survivors!

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>>123760432
Sorry if I'm airitating you. C'mon though, I haven't even been doing this very lung!

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>>123760619
Everyone is literally Alphys.

And she had better be your waifu.

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>>123760528
are EU hours pun hours now?

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I L O V E C H A R A

L
O
V
E

C
H
A
R
A

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How can I acquire a bara bf? /utg/ please help me.

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>>123760619

OK faggots here's a complete version
>gender
>sexuality
>favorite male character
>favorite female character
>favorite male character to sexualize
>favorite female character to sexualize
>least favorite male character
>least favorite female character
>preferred canon ship
>preferred noncanon ship
>least preferred ship
>one or more fetishes

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>>123760675

Do a puns in the style of Shitty Sans.

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>>123760686
I have no waifu this game is pure

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>>123760670
NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS FIGHT

>>123760690
what does it look like to eu

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>>123760403
>>123760462
At least I've Mettaton of people who still have the common Sans to appreciate a good pun instead of acting like some Mad Dummy.

>>123759406
>All the knee-jerk reactions this image always gets.

The best part is that it's not all that inaccurate. There's technically a lot of progressive elements in Undertale. Gender nonbinary protagonist, same-sex couples, the queen being the true brains behind the monarch, etc. I'm sure there are other smaller things you can pick apart (that Kotaku articles probably already have).

The elements are definitely there, and most fans either don't give a fuck or actively appreciate them.

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>>123760773

>>123760343
So that she can become a better person later.

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>>123760516
>>123760604
>>123760642
>>123760675
...THANK GOODNESS I HAVE TO GO TO WORK UNLIKE YOU GODLESS CRETINS

>>123760690
Only if Europe and not sleeping through the day.

>>123760712
>That colossal bulge
Maybe Asgore fucked those children to death.

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>>123760619
I'm literally Alphys irl that's why

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>>123760937
He used it to distract them before he guts them with his trident.

>>123760730
>gender
M
>sexuality
Gay leaning bi-fag
>favorite male character
Asriel
>favorite female character
Undyne
>favorite male character to sexualize
Adult Asriel
>favorite female character to sexualize
Toriel
>least favorite male character
Mettaton
>least favorite female character
Alphys
>preferred canon ship
ToreyGorey
>preferred noncanon ship
NicePants
>least preferred ship
Soriel
>one or more fetishes
furry, bulges, armpits, hyper

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>>123760883
Man you really, work yourself to the bone don't you?

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>>123760775
Loox like people who Whimsalot need to get a grip. Maybe they need a good Knight Knight's rest to properly appreciate these beautiful puns?

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>>123760883
>working on a Sunday
Top fucking kek

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>there are anons here who unironically believe genocide is the worst ending

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W.D. Gaster baby snatcher

>>123760793
>Gender nonbinary protagonist, same-sex couples
True
>the queen being the true brains
She ran away to bake pies all day

>>123761001
I thought it was well established that pacifist was the worst.

>>123758452

>woshua fucks you in the ass
>it ends with an enema
>he cleans you from the inside

you fucking people putting these fucking mental images in my mind.

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>>123760730
>F
>Bi?
>Papyrus
>Undyne
>Sans
>Undyne
>So Sorry
>The goatmom
>Alphys/Undyne
>None
>Soriel
>Corruption/mindbreak and deflowering

>>123761041
Talk to Gerson, you retard.

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>>123761014
Dadster and baby skells best family

>>123760730
>>gender
Male
>>sexuality
I like fucking both kinds of asses
>>favorite male character
Bpants
>>favorite female character
Undyne
>>favorite male character to sexualize
Dunno, maybe asgore?
>>favorite female character to sexualize
Alphys
>>least favorite male character
chara/frisk
>>least favorite female character
Chara/frisk
>>preferred canon ship
Roual guard 01 and 02
>>preferred noncanon ship
asgore and toriel
>>least preferred ship
Undyne and alphys
>>one or more fetishes
Robots
MILF's
twinks

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tfw you want to draw funny fanart sketches so you'll fit in on /utg/ but you can't draw and only have a mouse

I think that if a Undertale sequel ever happens it's going to take place after a neutral ending. I can't think of an interesting argument to happen in the surface post-pacifist.

Just Frisk (or a new human) returning to the underground after the events Sans describes in his phone call. Which ending exactly, I'm not sure.

>>123761097
Don't be rude

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>>123761152
Nigga I can't draw or shit too, but look at this funny I made out of the line "alphys killing herself."

Just fucking draw shit until you get better.

>>123761169
Are you kidding? It's absolutely new territory which is a great canvas

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Not trying to be rude here but is there a reason to have a general for this game if it isn't multiplayer or sandbox?

Is the entire point of this thread to post porn and fanart?

Is this another FN@F General?

>>123760937
>asgore will never release all his pent-up frustrations and fuck you hard
>so hard that your soul leave your body, which he uses to kickstart a war with humanity

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>>123761152
Don't give up anon.

>>123760937
There's a reason his name is Assgore.

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>>123760992
Yeah, Ice-E what you mean. But Toby honest not everyone can appreciate the Madjick of a good pun.

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>>123761130
>>preferred noncanon ship
>asgore and toriel
They were literally married ya dingus

>>123760730
>M
>Hetero
>Papyrus
>Undyne
>Ehhhh, I don't really sexualize Undertale's characters but idk, Mettaton?
>I lied. Muffet.
>Asriel, I know he is a deep character, and I love how it's made, but I can't help but HATE THE LITTLE SHIT
>is monster kid a girl? if so, her. If not, I'd say Alphys, but I don't hate her, I just cringe a little
>Toriel/Asgore
>Papyrus/Undyne
>Skelecest
>Feet, Ahegao, Reluctance, lamias & spiders

>>123761252
Why do you care?

Is it not better to have a containment than a viral infection?

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>>123761252
Yes, at this point it's just porn, fanart and shitposting

>>123761252
No. It's worse. It's going to be a degenerate version of /ksg/

>>123761252
Yes, yes and yes.
But you knew that already

>>123761295
Keyword there is "were"

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>>123760705
ME TOO
E

T
O
O

>>123761257
>You will never live out your stupid lewd cum inflation fantasies
y live

>>123761295
They are not longer together canonically m8.

>>123761252
it was for in-depth discussion before all of the Lore was interpreted; now we've exhausted that all that we can do now is lust over goats and skelebones

>>123761295
It was a joke, since really I have no preffered noncanon ship.

They ain't married anymore sucka.

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>>123760775
>>123760992
It can be a bit of a Frisk, but Temmie finding someone who like puns makes it all worth it.

>>123761152
Keep drawing also I only have a mouse here my WIP, Download Lazy Nezumi pro makes it easy to draw with a mouse with smoothing massive set on.


Also HELP UTG how to do I paint good?

excuse the size just put it on mspaint.

>>123761152
Make MS Paint art, became glorious.

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>>123761261
>>123761152
The will isn't the biggest problem, it's the lack of a tablet to draw thingies on.

I'm the one shitposting my MSPaint sans/alphys/jerry art. thats about how well I can get my mouse to work ;_;

>>123761283
>>123761413
We need to Moldsmal children to open their eyes and judge whether they'll Glyde along with the puns. If they like it, we should give them some Nice Cream!

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>>123761438

>forget to post the shit

Also this >>123761439

>>123760730
>F
>Bi
>Sans
>Undyne
>Sans
>If I HAD to pick, it'd be Undyne, but fish is not for sexual
>Asriel
>Alphys
>Soriel
>Nicepants or Papyton
>Toriel x Asgore or bonecest
>I don't know, I guess bdsm or something

>>123761152
tfw you want to draw fanart for the holidays but you're so apathetic you don't bother

>>123761041
>She ran away to bake pies all day.

Toriel definitely isn't flawless. Much like Asgore, she did a piss poor job of handling the situation after the death of Asriel and Chara. Arguably worse than Asgore. But Frisk inspires her to smack down his bullshit and reclaim the throne.

Also, a few monsters outright admit that Toriel was the head of the monarchy, which is probably things really took a dive when she resigned herself to exile.

>>123761450
Draw on paper, take pics.

>>123760937
I kinda want to write a fic about that now. Thanks anon.

>>123761450
>Drawing Jerry

Why?

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>>123761354
ALSO ME
L
S
O

M
E

>>123761565
It's more "replaced Asgore's bullshit with her own".

These two deserve each other.

>>123761614
>>123760619
I needed a way to mock Soriel fans

>>123760730
>gender
M
>sexuality
Bi
>favorite male character
Sans
>favorite female character
Undyne
>favorite male character to sexualize
Demongoat
>favorite female character to sexualize
Catty
>least favorite male character
Rectangle Mettaton
>least favorite female character
Alphys
>preferred canon ship
Dogi
>preferred noncanon ship
N/A
>least preferred ship
Undyne/Alphys I guess
>one or more fetishes
sweat

>>123761001
Well, then, what is the worst ending?
Is it the one where Undyne puts you on the Underground's most wanted list?

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>>123761671

Here's one.

>>123760730
>f
>straight
>my bf
>my bf
>my bf
>my bf
>anyone else
>anyone else
>me/my bf
>the canon ship right above this one
>me without my bf
>my bf

>>123761612
No problem.

Uh.... is he fucking boys or girls?

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>>123760730
>m
>notsuretbh
>sans
>Undyne
>sans
>Undyne
>Chara
>Chara

>>123761737
Dunno. Guess I'll just pick a soul color and go for it. I'm leaning towards the ballerina girl

>>123761714
Typical ipgd being like that for attention.

>>123761729
Don't get too attached, he can leave you at any moment.

Love is like a flame, it can get pretty hot but it doesn't really last that long.

>>123761729
0/10, I barely even noticed you there.

>>123760730
>M
>Straight
>Sans
>Chara
>Flowey
>Chara
>Undyne X Alphys
>Frisk X Chara, I guess. Tbh, don't actually like non-canon ships at all...
>Papyton
>Nothing but a love of adorable things over here, man!

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>>123761779
That's why you gotta make sure that the fire rises

Aight guys I just bought the game. I know absolutely nothing about it except that its apparently amazing and it has a really awesome song (I heard it in some video and i really liked it)

What am in for?

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>>123761729
Your relationship will end someday, anon. Don't worry!

>>123760730
>>gender
Sex. And it's male.
>>sexuality
Unfuckable. But hypothetically bi.
>>favorite male character
Bara goat.
>>favorite female character
Weeb lizard or fighting fish. Those count as one, right?
>>favorite male character to sexualize
Definitely bara goat.
>>favorite female character to sexualize
Sushi.
>>least favorite male character
$1000.
>>least favorite female character
Temmie.
>>preferred canon ship
Gorey/Tori
>>preferred noncanon ship
Favourite character OT3.
>>least preferred ship
DISGUSTING SORIEL TRASH
>>one or more fetishes
I like feet.

>>123761779
>>123761830
in almost 4 years we've never argued once

>>123761714
>it seems to me like... sans gets laid effortlessly
>Sans is too lazy to do anything with anyone

well that's not a no

>>123760730
>F
>Bi
>Papyrus
>Undyne
>Sans or Papyrus
>Undyne
>Mettaton
>Muffet
>Undyne/Alphys
>Chara/Frisk
>Papyrus/Mettaton
>fear and pain play, domination, role reversal.

>>123761827
Spoilers, which will ruin it. Get out.

>>123761658
What does she fuck up after the monsters leave the underground?

>>123761803
>>123760730
Sorry, fixed it:

>M
>Straight
>Sans
>Chara
>Flowey
>Chara
>Asriel
>Undyne
>Undyne X Alphys
>Frisk X Chara, I guess. Tbh, don't actually like non-canon ships at all...
>Papyton
>Nothing but a love of adorable things over here, man!

>>123760730
Again?

>m
>straight
>Papyrus
>Alphys
>N/A
>Alphys/Undyne but I can't actually get off on it
>Asriel, but I don't hate him, I just don't find him very interesting
>Muffet, the same
>Alphys/Undyne
>Papyrus with anyone, special mention for Sans/Reader since it always entails fucking up his character
>Intimacy, watersports

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>>123761863
The first time you'll have an argument, it'll be over and you'll moan for days. I know you can't wait, so stay determined.

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>>123761863
But arguing is good for the relationship
Is your bf a big guy?