Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>123744892
9 memes too early there bud

i miss source 1

>>123745048
Doesn't matter, shitstain.

>>123745056
I don't want you here. Get lost.

I remember when I liked dota.

Oh wait no I don't.

post linas

does dota make anybody else hate themselves?

>>123745056
>no dick
for what purpose?

>>123745221
yes me

ded thread

>>123745091
>what is breaking bad
>what is the sopranos

you cling so much to the past and labeled everything released nowadays as SJWs thing.
try watching more instead of replaying your old VHS's
why are you even using keyboard to reply, you should use typewriter its objectively better

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>someone towerdives and dies stupidly, immediately blurts out Good game, well played
>half the players in the game on both teams chime in with their own Good game, well played
I don't know why this is as funny as it is

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this is the worst character I have ever played as in a video game

you have to be really, really shitty on a conceptual level to be hard countered by dust and blue space cow

>>123745796
>having fun whilst playing dota
fuck off normie faggot

>>123745703

Breaking bad? Just watch Godfather again.

Sopranos is just shit, don't even know how you can consider that good but new generation brain seem to have some kind of deficit.

>>123744892
hey nico poster
i thought you hated adelaide? but he's your steamcrush after all
i found him on your friendlist teehee

>>123745912
>this is the worst character I have ever played as in a video game

Cernd from Baldur's Gate 2. Not even the most hipster of diehard players play with him.

>30s cooldown left on echo slam
>wait i have no ult
>PUSH ANYWA GO DEVAI DEVAI CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI XDDD
>lose game

Yeah I'm totally in 3k for my own reasons dotards.

>>123746027
Yes you are, considering the enemy team also had 5 retards.

>>123746027
alt click it a bunch
I communicate with my team entirely though alt clicks, not even the chat wheel and I am 5k

>>123746012
>plays both bg2 and dota2 unironically

Step the fuck up.

>>123745950
see you have good taste after all

my point is its not so bad living through these times where you can watch godfather again at a higher resolution
unless you're a hipster that still prefers to watch his movies at a plasma screen

>>123746134
I did that also and they just wouldn't listen and got fucking team wiped 4 for 1 for a support.

>>123746276

CRTs have better colours.

>>123746128
yes you do
unless you want me to post your steam which blatantly shows cl*p is online

I'm bored and want to play a few games of dota but solo queue on a weekend at 3 am sounds kinda awful
3k USE

id/ayanomoose

>>123746354
fuck off poorfag

>not having enough pay to have a widescreen tv hanged on his wall

bet you like sleeping outside because its objectively better looking through the stars

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I just want to get out of this mmr. we fucking smashed this game but look at the item choices. god damn.

please what's a good hero comp 2 players can play to go from 3-4k

even rtz understand he will never be on moon's level

>>123746445
hey fuck you

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PLAYA HATAS IN THE HOUSE IF YOU SEE EM POINT EM OUT
PLAYA HATAS IN THE HOUSE IF YOU SEE EM POINT EM OUT
POINT EM OUT POINT EM OUT POINT EM OUT POINT EM OUT POINT EM OUT POINT EM OUT

>>123746445
Get the fuck out to /rk9/ or some shit, shitter.

>>123746613
dazzle huskar

>>123746613
all melee enemies
>axe + bloodseeker offlane or midlane

wombo
>magnus + jugg/pa/ember

official /d2g/ trickster
>brew+io roam

>>123746483

CRTs still have better colour. I don't even have to go outside to see stars when I can just look at them in my 21 inch CRT in glorious full detail.

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>>123746770
they're too high mmr for me

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>288 days since last hero port

Tfw I'm at work and I just wanna go home and play Dota so I can finally reach 5k again

>>123745048
How else will people say his epic unranked games from 4 months ago?

>>123744892
>julho
And of course it's some peruvian/br shitskin

>>123746889
i know right? but unless you want to have an aesthetically better looking living room, i'd drop these huge box tvs that don't even make use of usb's

>>123746134
This desu, alt clicking is pretty amazing and a great universal way of letting your team mates know what's going on.

>>123747126

I do SS son, aesthetics are last thing in my mind.

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#JusticeForLoda

>>123747409

Kelly just fuck off you cunt (CUNT)

>>123747409
Choking on LAN is normal and expected.

>>123747516
t. n0tail

What MMR do you have to get to for the game to be fun?

>>123747720
uncalibrated

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detective ee on the case

>>123747720
0-500

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>play mid necro
>die thrice to enemy mid invoker
>aghs scythe him five times in a row
>win game
>say gg ez mid
>enjoy russian tears
TY BASED NECRO POPE OF BALANCE

>>123744892
>not a single abaddon game in that screenshot
?

>tfw I'm 5k but I only support, and I end up being solo support like 80% of the time
Feels bad man

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Hey dudesters, OP here.

Can any of you shitters explain what the fuck happened with that bald Alliance loser at dreamhack?

I was out during most of the day and then went to have dinner with friends and stuff, so after hitting the bars last night I only arrived home a couple of hours ago and I missed all this drama bullshit that happened.

>>123747948
The journalist was saying that he fucked the ape as a joke on Twitter, loda went to see him in dreamhack to talk things through and thanks to EE's brilliant deductive skills, we figured that the journalist was the instigator and he probably assaulted loda.

>>123748067
>probably assaulted loda.

Can you go a bit more in detail here?

Did the bald shitter get rekt?

>>123748128
He uploaded a picture of choke marks on his neck.

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>>123748128
fatty choked loda so hard his hair fell off

proof: photo taken shortly after the fight

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>>123748189
What a fucking pussy, man.

Fuck this shitter, dude.

Fuck him.

>>123747948

Richard lewis posted a pic of a fan sign he found laying on the ground

Turned out it was kelly monkeys and she went ape shit on twitter

Loda wanted to talk to richard. Got mad, tried to headbutt him, then got choked out. Then he wined on twitter and the half dozed [a] fags left went full damage control

>>123748267
Why doesn't this shitstain just shave his entire head and grow a beard like every other bald loser does?

>>123748273
Why? He seems to have been very reasonable throughout the whole ordeal, unlike the "journalist" who was busy talking shit and being an asshole.

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>>123748267
>his hair fell off

Anon...

>>123746027
UHH WHY WAS IT ON CD?????

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>>123748350
>Richard lewis
wait what the fuck

>>123748189
>He uploaded a picture of choke marks on his neck.
>lodafags keep saying this
>yet no one has posted the pic

Nearly 12 hours and still no pic. Hmmmmmmmm......

>>123748434

Dead serious

But the ex rugby player not le funny kike mans friend

>>123748350
Alright, thanks for the info, broseph.

All this drama bullshitting is actually more interesting than the actual state of the game right now.

Shiet, man.

>>123748397
He let himself get chocked, dude. He's a fuckin' pussy, man.

Fuck the pussy faggots, dude.

God damn fucking crying manchilds.

>>123748442
Well he says he deleted it, apparently other people saw it. At any rate, I'd believe loda over some CSGO retard.

>>123747764
can he solve the mystery of why he always chokes?

>>123748397

Why were you so triggered EE sama?

Are you really mentally impaired?

>>123748521
Yeah I'm sure that if you were in his situation you would've just gone and had a Kung fu fight with the dude huh tough guy? Lmao

>someone gets choked
>ee happens to be an expert at this so he tweets his opinioms

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>>123748564
>apparently other people saw it.
>none saved it
>no one shitposted it

Suuuurrrrreeeeeee

>>123748654
kelly please stop youre not fooling anyone

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>>123748654

What the fuck, shistain.

If someone would try to choke me I would just punch his fucking face.

It's not rocket science, you mongoloid.

Fist into fucking face.

>>123748654
>balda
>defends a monkies honor
>gets choked

CANT

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A

BEAUTIFUL

FLOWER

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>>123748836

Your forgetting the part where you headbutt him unprovoked

Anyone can tell me what happened? i don´t follow this esports celeb drama bullshit

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>>123748745
i found it for you, pay me in sniper tips

>>123748836
Loda is too much of a Betalord to do that.
Instead he bitched about it on twitter like a fucking feminist victim.
I'm even surprised he didn't call that RAPE.

>>123749037
Looks like acne desu

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Ok /d2g/ tell me a shitty scrub how was my itemisation and what I did wrong in that sense/should have bought instead. I was viper mid vs veno and after my starting aquila bottle threads I went SnY=>bkb=>pipe=>heart=>daedalus.

I feel like I didn't itemise properly and wasn't thinking ahead enough.

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>>123749037
really nigga

that was it

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>>123749037
>hair
>balda

kek

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>>123749037

FUCKING PUSSY MAN

FUCKING

P
U
S
S
Y

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>>123749148
PLEASE can you not insult the few remaining strands he's grown out?
he gets very emotional over it, we all know how many years it took for him to finally stop wearing a cap all the time to hide it

>>123749154
>t. [A] fangay

>>123749037
My gf gives an actual hickey worse than that.

That's literally nothing.

>>123749141

They just lost a major to some washed-up HoNtrash though.

>>123749225
>My gf
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This hero is actually complete bullshit and I'm surprised pros don't pick him up next patch, especially if Icefrog touches any way gold is earned.

>incredibly strong laning stage
>amazingly item efficient compared to carries who need 3+ heavy items
>builds forcestaff regularly for massive utility and RoR is a godsend early laning
>damage output is HUGE

>his ult is an instant Epicentre in terms of damage

the price of being ruined by BKB and single-target farm is easily worth his shit and Aghanims isn't even a bad item on him, his stats are so well rounded for it.

>19 + 2.3 Strength
>24 + 2 Agility
>26 + 3.3 Intelligence

LOOK AT THOSE GAINS AND BASE STATS

>>123749198
>Anime poster talking shit to anyone
That is some funny shit not gonna lie

>>123749268
>>incredibly strong laning stage
>>amazingly item efficient compared to carries who need 3+ heavy items
>>builds forcestaff regularly for massive utility and RoR is a godsend early laning
Is this bait?

>>123749220
>he thinks that is a human female

How bros

How

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>>123749318

These are my reaction images, dipshit

>>123749154
so if I got it right loda got choked for no reason and is now crying on internet cos he´s a fucking baby

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>>123749328
well it can somehow reproduce so i guess its female

>>123749315
>still mad

Hope this lasts for days

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>tfw have lately been having more fun watching streams of dota than actually playing the game myself

How do I rekindle my passion, /d2g/?

>>123749420

SPOILER THIS SHIT

>>123749379
>no reason

Literally went looking for shit and got hit

But dont expect a swedekek to understand

>>123749469

Find some friends to play with.

>>123749097
meh i think that your build is fine
someone should have definitely bought pipe and few glimmers though

>>123749370
Post your muscles, Arnold

>>123749469
wait for patch like everyone else here

>>123749321
but those points aren't wrong?

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>>123749469
You can't.

There's literally no reason to play this shit game right now.

I haven't touched this shit in more than a month and have been just playing Hyperdimension Neptunia instead.

This fucking game is dead.

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from now on we only post based heroes

>>123749469
>j'aime la (heart)

Why are japs so dumb?

>be admiralmemedog
>censor loda memes in your twitch chat

Dotards?

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>>123749557
Arnold?

Fuck yeah, man.

>>123749469
Try playing out of your comfort zone. That's my best advice. Play mid, practice interesting high impact heroes like sf and qop, play roaming heroes, support, just switch around a lot until you find a role that you enjoy. Remember, there's no shame at all in playing a support role

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>de dusg wil be nerfd negs batch

oh fug :D

Wait, so Kelly actually has 2 children that she delivered herself are they adopted?

>>123748426
BECAUSE YOU RETARDS TAKE A TEAM FIGHT EVERY 90 FUCKING SECONDS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>123749541
>I've been fapping every day on 4chan since 2007, and this fucked me up so much that I can't get it up for fucking anymore.
For the past year or so now I've been fapping anywhere from 3-5 times a day and I have no problems getting it up still.

To hear people have problems getting hard from just busting a daily nut makes me feel blessed for my genetically superior penis.

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>>123749037
i-is he okay?

>>123749652
They're friends, what did you expect? I'm sure loda is not very happy about that whole ordeal.

>>123749770
Hey, that's a nice cock, dude.

>>123749750

She keked her parents

>>123749707

so did u level blur to dodge that question?

>>123750013
I don't really care, dude.

gimmie something to fap to d2g

>>123749750
She has 2.

One is the girl she parades around , the other is god knows where.

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What are some fun heroes to dick around with ? I'm getting bored of Dota after 500hr

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>>123749770
I know right? I've been fapping for years non stop and I can get hard pretty much just by thinking about it.
I'll never understand how impotence feels like.

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What went wrong?

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>>123749469

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>>123750225
Yo.

>>123750259
everything

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>>123750221
the girl is pretty cute desu desu, I'm surprised she came out of Kelly

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>bulldog on lone druid
>he gets a double kill

comfy

>>123749730
>Remember, there's no shame at all in playing a support role
You're not wrong but playing support before 4.5k is fucking pointless and you will have no fun doing it.

>wake up
>no patch

>>123750259
>razor
>nature's prophet
>sand king
>axe dying like a motherfucker
>no real carries on your team

You brought this on yourselves for that shitty draft.

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>>123750201

Here you go, broseidon.

Stop these microshaming aggressions towards kelly and load!

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>>123750516

>>123750507
do you have some sauce for that anon?

>>123750421
Not all supports are passive ward bitches. Lion is consistently fun and effective support. Hard to play though.

>wake up
>BigDaddyOneLan becomes BigDaddy2Lan

>>123750619

Yeah dude, I got the source.

>>123750635
>Hard to play though
nah he is just shit hero

Why is Dota drama so comfy?

>>123750803
Yeah if you can't play him.

>>123745221
I love my team and support them as well as I can, don't think about myself much just how well they do

>>123750259
You somehow let a naix get fed when you had a razor. Seriously how do you lose such a direct fucking counterpick?

Oh I see now your Razor built like a retard and your Axe blew his gold on BoTs for some fucking reason.

>>123749581
>only good mid against another int that can't punish you for walking up to them
>is just as item dependent as any other carry, more so even since she needs bkb + a high int item to even consider fighting
>forcestaff is shit go blink if you need mobility

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Does safe word need a buff?

>>123750987
Maybe she should log onto the internet as something else than a feminist.

>>123750987
video

W H E R E
H
E
R
E

>>123750874
nah in general

>>123750984
forcestaff is fine
he can go any lane, it doesn't have to be another INT to abuse INT steal, non-INT heroes have less INT for his ult too so there's that, and they're more likely to have no mana for abilities.

BKB is situational.

>>123750987
Van dyke brown needs a buff desu, it's still shit tier and nowhere near as good as titanium white or Prussian blue.

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>>123750987

>>123751069
Effective hero with two disables, a strong long range nuke and an ability to always have mana and hp with tranquils. Just play him normally.

>>123751112
underrated post.

>>123751059
u misread comrade, she is unhappy with this deen character being considered feminist

what custom maps are essential tier?

>>123751171
No see, it's a woman, we will NEVER know what context they are saying anything in.

>>123751206
overthrow (forest solo only)
hardcore ninja
grand magus

>>123751289
>grand magus

Didn't the developer for this shit dropped the mod like back in July or some shit?

I don't think anyone even plays it anymore.

Who should I spam in solo ranked to reach 4k? I'm only at about 3.4k right now.

Position 1 or 2 preferably.

>>123751362
It's not like you can improve on perfection

>>123751378
Carry Abaddon.

Position 2.

>the price of being ruined by BKB and single-target farm is easily worth his shit

except it literally isn't because he's deleted from the game once you get BKB

he's good in lane and that's all he has going for him

>>123751378
Carry wisp solo mid
Requires a ton of practice but holy shit you can stomp hard and dominate the lane with wisp if you gitgud

>>123750507
what is sauce

>>123751491
>carry wisp
go to bed Ragnar

>>123747104
>And of course it's some peruvian/br shitskin

I'm Portuguese, you fucking shitstain.

>>123751451
>>123749268

>>123751514
>only ragnar likes wisp mid
Go to bed, anon

>>123751451
BKBs don't last forever and you just forcestaff away

>>123749549
I bought pipe, dropped it for a rapier that my spectre lost, as my spectre/cm/ were too swag to get it but I felt a bit of a waste since I had both bkb and pipe altho after bkb was 5 seconds pipe was really good, what damage items are good on viper if I somehow got into the late game?

>>123751506

I'll give you the source if you give me some free items, dude.

>>123751378
Doom offlane, or dual offlane bullshit combos like slardar undying

>>123749097
An MKB in a Tinker game. Maybe even blink dagger for Zeus.

I really want to like sven but jesus christ you need MoM, blink, bkb to actually be useful and two otehr items to become an actual carry
what the fuck

>>123751896
want to know something

heroes appeal to particular strategies

stacking is a strategy.

good luck getting a support to stack though.

>>123751896
MoM of madness and armlet is all he needs to have a massive power spike, better stack dem camps

>>123751891
Definitely an MKB. Laser is 100% pain. And he can keep rearming and reusing his laser once your BKB is down. Which doesn't last very long. Certainly not long enough to deal with the tinker unless you caught him out and bukkake'd him.

>enemy has russian viper with 2,4k games
>he finishes with 16 deaths and 63 cs in 38 min game
>28 min mek, his first item
LMFAO

>>123751976
I'm a 4.6k support and I stack. It's not hard, you just gotta train yourself to constantly look at what time it is. It comes naturally after a while.

>>123752085

How to stack that stupid radiant hard camp though? I keep missing it. Pull it in which direction?

why are d2gay memes so popular in dota

>>123751976
>>123752026
yeah that´s the problem. You need actually compatible support. I played lot of sven, even had rampage with him. But I can´t imagine someone stacking in a pub game

>>123751896
stack for yourself, get runes

>>123752085
I'm a 3.7k support and I stack as well. But I mean if you're in the place of Sven who's laning you need someone else to stack for you. And you're not always going to get the play making god support who also finds the time to stack camps for you.

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since none of you retards could find this

>>123752141
To the left. Both of them. Medium camp to the right.

>>123752187
Rubick is maximum fun mode in 10v10

>>123752183
Before you pick sven, you make sure you have a support who will stack for you, it's simple.

>>123752205
This was already posted, you fucking retarded mongoloid.

Scroll the fuck up and then literally fucking kill urself.

>>123752227
Sorry, my bad. The one near mid is to the top the other one is to the left.

>>123751112
kek

Someone please post that kelly and fear webm

>>123752187
Ember spirit is hilarious. Jakiro too.

>>123752187
Bristleback
Go octarine core to heal off quils, lotus orb and blademail and some other stupid shit
It's fucking hilarious walking around and people cant do shit to you

>>123752369

The other hard camp is the hardest to stack. I always pull downwards and missed the stack because of how big the box is.

>>123752510
That's why you pull to the left senpai. Just Google stacking camps Dota 2, and you'll see that the box is much smaller to the sides than to the bottom.

>>123752302
swede (check)
kek (check)

d2g got loda fans?

>>123750987
Why did you post this?

>>123752568

I always tend go down because I am scared that the neutrals lost vision and lost aggro on me. Sometimes I do remember though.

>>123752689
Used to

>>123752614

Dude, I'm the fucking OP.

I'm Portuguese and I'm not a fucking kuck, you fucking troglodyte shitter.

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>>123752810
>literal niggers in this general

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>>123752887

Fuck off, gaylord. I'm not a fucking negro.

>>123752887
whoa, who is this semen demon?

oh god

EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991

@LodaBerg @RLewisReports we all know Loda has a hat on 24/7 bcuz hes bald or some shit how could his face possibly be that close

How does Loda manage to reach new levels of kekness all the time?

>>123753012
That's a male succubus.

>>123752939
How do you say that with a straight face while knowingly being brown-colored?

>>123753213
Succubi are FEMALE ONLY cis scum

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>sheever will never wrap her amazon legs around your body

why continue?

>>123753443
I dunno
I can do better than that desu.

6.86
-added integrated reddit browsing to the dota2 client.

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>>123753443
she's like a fucking spider though

How do i play wisp support? If im ever going to play support i want to play wisp.

>>123753662
that's a shop though

>>123753907
Wisp support is pretty much impossible without team communication though, I don't recommend it at all with pubs.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>123750193
hes never going to come back

>>123753736

I think it's just me and some other dude.

>>123754076
arent those guy names?

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>>123754076
>>123753736
umm dota 2?

Can you guys start a separate thread for your little girl fetishes?

>>123754389
Dude, I'm the OP.

I've been giving you actual DOTA discussion since the start of the thread.

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>bulldong losing multiple games in a row while PICKING his best hero

This is so glorious

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>>123754389
I'm telling you, if Icefrog wants to save this dead ass game, he's going to need to bring in cute girls.

>>123754486

Just like League did.

>>123754476
How are you avatarposting with a blank image?

2000 hours suhnk into this fucking game and Im still shit

>>123754469
And I appreciate it, but you're not restricted from making more than one thread ever.

>>123754596
What?

I make /d2g/ threads all the time, dude.

>>123754571
That's nothing, I play bot-only games once or twice a week and I'm still great!

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>>123754542
If all the heroes turned into cute girls, how many people would complain?

>>123754709
Dont be rude

>>123754571
Where are you the worst? What do you think you need to improve in the most?

>Pick Enigma
>Our team picks Safelane Alchemist, Midlane Venomancer and Offlane Doom.

Nice one.

They spent the entire game stealing jungle farm as 4 and not one sentry ward came out besides mine against a fucking nyx. When I bought a gem they let me get ganked and just sat back and watched.

Then when I kept asking for someone to buy wards so I could buy a fucking BKB as enigma after blink 40m into the fucking game they bought 20 sentry wards and planted a garden of them next to our racks.

Yeah. Sure. I belong in 3k. entirely my fault.

get fucked. games like this every second fucking match.

>>123754704
i would probably actually enjoy the game again

>>123754543
Funny

>>123754798
This.

>>123754669
23

>>123754704
defense of the last cute top in your size

>>123754472
I have no idea why he keeps playing sylla, that hero is complete garbage right now and high mmr games are all about picking broken heroes.

>>123754730
I have no idea what to do for most of the game.
Pretty much after the laning phase I just follow my team and do my thing.

>>123754476
Who are you again?

>>123754669
bambi plz

7 K MMR AVERAGE GAME on dong stream
holy fuck tun in bois

>>123754932
Just a guy with an akari folder

>>123755005
DELETE THIS

>>123754295
look at this ugly shit
loke at those disgusting insect bee eyes and the nonexistant nose
I swear I can still see her template generic anime guurl skull under her alt c + alt v'd hair with a little bit of coloring on top
god damn im actually mad at you guys, would it kill you to have some god damn standards?
I'd ask you to stop avatar/animefagging but we know thats not happening so you could atleast watch stuff that didn't look like shit

>>123750225
>bored
>stop playing

>>123754476
>claims to avatarfag
>doesn't post an image

>>123755005
Girl love is worst love.

>>123755008
I always fap to maiden, re roll.

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>tfw I am 50 wins / 16 losses with only playing CARRY ABADDON

>tfw that equals to a 34 to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw I haven't played this game in over a month and still none of you shitstains have caught up to my record

>tfw I am still the best ABADDON player in the entire gulag and all I do these days is just post Nico images in every thread

>tfw I am the chosen by the mist.

>>123750259
>np
>bot

wat

>>123755045
Why do people say this? Who started that shit? Is that you Panchito?

>>123754927
Time to read up on strategy, look at replays. The simple gist of it all is that you must always be working to get an advantage. You must get a gold, or map advantage. You always need to ask yourself what you can do to get an advantage. Sometimes it's stacking camps, sometimes it's sneaking a rosh. Sometimes it's pushing.

>>123749603
>mad

just stop playing it completely then delete it if its so dead

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>>123755125

I started more memes than you even know, dudester.

Also, I'm not fucking Mexican.

Adelaide?

I miss Selim Poster

guys what happened to the /csgo/ general
they have 8 posts in the last hour
did the janitors ban them all?

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Have you put your Christmas tree up yet d2g?

weeaboo gtfo

>>123755171
me on the right

how does it feel being choked like a bitch

>>123755271
That game is dead.

Just like DOTA.

It's not enough that Weaver is shit, the hero is also unsatisfying to play

>>123755357
then what games arent dead???

Is this a dota 2 general or a love live general?

>>123755379
He was META for a long time.

Now he's shit.

The cycle will eventually repeat itself.

>>123755379
Weaver is fun as fuck to play, what are you talking about

>>123755271
yea, well they shouldn't have fucking acted like they did yesterday.

That whole episode was fucking retarded.

Swedekeks and Britbongs should just end themselves.

IF YOU DONT LOVE KELLY AND LODA YOU DONT BELONG IN D2G

>>123755408
Hyperdimension Neptunia series.

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This was greatest kekening of all tiem

>>123755408
Starcraft 2

>>123755408
All good games are dead, just watch anime desu

>>123755157
thanks friend!

>>123755659

Why is he in a suit and holding bananas?

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>>123755659

>>123755379
Weavers a fun as fuck hero and the only buffs he realistically needs is to make his germinate attack an auto cast like liquid fire. Love the hero even though he's even more susceptible to silences and stuns than ember.

>>123755276

does he even pull it off ? i never seen him streaming without it.

>>123755732
thanx for the good eats

>>123755659
ghost caught on tape molesting underage boys!!

>>123754669

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>>123749541
>>123753380
>>123753514
>>123753736
>>123754076
>>123754272
>>123754709
>>123755005
>>123755171
>>123755235
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>>123755467

You reap... what you sow..

>>123755881
Based mods. I hope these cunts got banned.

>>123755881
thanx for the good eats

>>123755881

thx for the shankers

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/new player/ here just playing with bots and tutorials is neccesary find a team for play with people online like LoL?
tfw no friends to play with

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Who /legion/ here?

>>123755684
It's the start of a classic slapstick routine
It's pretty funny

>>123755732
thanx for the good eats

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>>123755732
thanx for the good eats

>>123755357
>people think he is joking

cs go is actually dying, that's what happens when valve does fuck all development for the game for nearly an entire year.

>>123755684
>he missed out on the bananaman shitposting during majors of burgers burning McD's

I never used to like PPD but the guys twitter game is on point, except when he bitches about things like mike's based banter.

>>123755072
Without proof, none of us literally care

>>123755379

THE ULTIMATE MEMEBUILD FOR WEAVER:
Octarine, Blink, Aghs

TRANSCEND THE MORTAL PLANES OF MEMES TO THE PROMISED LAND OF DANKNESS

>>123755684
feeding niggers

Give Aghs to Slardar. What does he receive?

>>123756347
Dagon into blink into eblade into aghs

>>123756385
negative armor scales exponentially

>>123756385
Free permanent gem and larger stun radius

>>123756385
Ult also reduces magic resistance by 50%

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Daily reminder D2G: Stay hydrated

>>123756385
ult can be used on allies for +armor, +5/10/15 sec duration

>>123756385
Ampilfy Damage lowers magic resist and can purge certain buffs

Sprint causes mini-stun on any enemy units that are within 175 units of slardar during the duration of the buff. You cannot be mini-stunned by this effect more then once per cast.

Why do pros pick bane when there a better alternatives supportwise

>>123756385
Amplify damage becomes an AOE attack with 250 radius. Increases armor reduction by 3 for all levels.

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>>123756517

>>123756582
Good early stats for fighting, good nuke/heal with low mana cost. Just good shadow demon

>>123756607
is that jenkum

>>123756582
Bane is a very aggressive, high damage support and a good setup and hero catcher.

>>123756582
>w is a 600 hp swing at level 7
>q is alright early against some laners and scales decent into late
>e can setup combos
>amazing ultimate
Who knows

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Post your waifu with their set and gems

>>123756582
He's really fucking good early
BKB piercing disable
can save allies

>>123756645
>jenkum is a thing
I'm done

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It's time to post'em ya turds. I'll give feedback on yours too.

>There are people in this thread that are not atleast 5k MMR
smhtbhfamily

>'we'll realese a new patch after the majors'
>majors end
>no patch

>>123756793
What kind of a bloodbath was that troll game?

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>wake up
>no patch

>>123756598
I like this.

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>>123756826
>playing ranked

>>123756793
>Longest winning streak: 100

>gained 200 mmr for the past two days
>lose 100 mmr in less than one hour

help

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>that perfect timing of the music on bulldogs stream

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>>123756793

>>123757017
net gain of 100mmr in the last two days and one hour

keep it up family, youll gain 1000mmr in less than a month at this rate

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>>123756793
give me feed back

>>123757018
That match was hype as fuck. So many throws.

>>123757028

How's forced 50% winstreak working for you buddy

>>123756048
the legions of peruvians who think jungle LC is a good idea