Dota 2 General - /d2g/

csgog and lolg go and stay go

First for fuck loda

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

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Loda's girl friend got fucked in bed by another guy hours ago. He's dead and gone. Dreamhack's his favorite place. Loda is gonna give her alimony.
You don't have be a PRO to be an Esports Guy. Richard Lewis is an Esports Guy.

His other best friend is on tilt again. He's back in Low priority for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. He's sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. He desn't go out anymore, cause he hates every motherfucker, he doesn't care what they're up to. Three years he wasted, losing SEA LAN qualifiers, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now he stays at home, like a fucking hermit. He's not gonna take any shit from anyone.

He's know what's going on. He got set up. He got choked. Thank god Kelly wasn't there to watch him get his fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

Loda lives for this shit. He loves it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfu

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28.11.2015

The day cs:gog CuCked d2g and made a laughingstock of this dead game

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Lewis: Jock
Loda: Bullied Kid
EE: Cute Girl that try to defend the bullied kid but makes it worse

QUICK D2G7 POST YFW YOU GET AGHS DOOMED AND SPIRIT BREAKER IS ON HIS WAY TO BASH YOU

HEY LODA I'M TRYING TO PLAY SLARDAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE SKILL BUILDSHOULD I MAX BASH LIKE RLEWIS BASHED YOUR FACE IN?SHOULD I MAX CRUSH LIKE KELLY CRUSHED YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS?SHOULD I MAX SPRINT LIKE YOU SPRINTED AWAY FROM A BEATDOWN?OR SHOULD I MAX AMPLIFY DAMAGE LIKE HOW BEING CUCCKED AMPLIFIED THE PAIN OF YOUR PHYSICAL BRUISES?

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>287 days since last hero port

>>123712412
Can we stop this misogynist trash already? Fucking retards.

>>123712412
>no "fucks for this shit"

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>>123712478
>csgo attacks papa sjw drayich

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what are the best ways to deal with push strat? heroes or strategies are both fine.

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>>123712496

SHeeverposters are back.

You know what that means: dead thread.

>Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/

jonathan berg kill urself

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>>123712631
>people fight over a monkey but not for this Dutch goddess

what's become of this world

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>>123712631

How tall is she?

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>123712775
As long as we get some variety to break up the swede meme posting. Might even post some anime girls asking where the patch is.

>>123712815
I hope he doesn't
People might actually remember him then
I'd much father he just faded away into debt and irrelevancy

Swedekeks... Shaking my head to be honest family

>>123712845
>female
>face of a boy
How unfortunate.

>>123712845

she is tiny as FUCK but those TITTAYS are drivin me nuts

big tits on a small frame makes my dick diamonds

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>>123712916
> into debt and irrelevancy
More like
alimony
for two kids arent his

fuck why doesnt quickcast work on brew spirits??


raged like an autist last game because of it

>>123712673

Just pick a comp that excels at teamfight and win easily, you literally can't have issues with push strats in this meta

>>123712939
To be quite honest, me too family

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I want Luna to shit in my mouth.
I want to eat Luna's shit.
I want to gasp for air as my throat is filled with Luna's shit. I want to suck diarrhea out of Luna's magnificent asshole and clean it with my tongue. I want Luna to put me in a toilet bowl and make me service all her friends. I spend all my life thinking about Luna's shit. I literally cannot stop thinking about Luna's shit. Every time I have a meal, I wish it was Luna's shit. I eat my own shit, but it only makes me vomit and see myself for the pathetic, disgusting waste of life that I am. I want to drown in Luna's shit.

>>123712845
i'd fuck her boypussy desu

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>I live on the same planet as rapevictim loda

icefrog here, ama

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>SF goes mid
>The enemy team puts three heroes mid during the early game
>He complains, although our supports can't save him from his own stupidity like walking up hill into fog, etc
>Instead of, you know, pressuring a different lane or farming the radiant mid large camp, he just continues feeding until he is 1-10
>He ends the game 1-15, after he sold all his items for a 25 minute midas and farmed BoTS+SNY at 45 minutes

IT ONLY TAKES ONE BOOGA
TO BOOGA THE WHOLE TEAM

FUCK THIS SHIT
I'M DONE WITH US SERVERS IT'S EITHER PERUVIANS OR THE MENTALLY ILL
I'M QUEUING JAPAN TO CRUSH SOME NIPS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO DOTA

>>123713130
Girls dont have boypussy

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>>123712845

>>123712947
At least its the face of a cute boy.

>>123713212
will loda's performance today somehow impact 6.86?

>>123713212

How comes you cannot balance for shit? heroes either are useless piece of turds unless they get buffed for 4 patches in a row or they're broken pieces of shit with 100% P/B rate

>>123713306
no

BabyRage RTC? EleGiggle TI5? SriHead MLG? MingLee ESL? SoBayed 1v1? BrokeBack Frankfurt? BabyRage 8K? Kappa Pub? EleGiggle

UncleNox ACTS LIKE A TIER 1 PLAYER UncleNox HAS AN UGLY THAI WHORE AS GF UncleNox WANTS TO MEET IRL UncleNox POKES HIS NOSE INTO BACKSTAGE UncleNox GETS CHOKED IN GAME UncleNox GETS CHOKED IRL UncleNox CRIES ON TWITTER UncleNox MUST BE LODER UncleNox

anon here, ama

>>123713354
i just try my best

today was a good day d2g
we got the attention of csgog!
s-she even talked at us for a long time

>>123713447

Are you happy?

>>123713305
More androgynous than anything really.

who is kelly

>>123713447
is futa gay

>>123713212

Are you going to finally rework Lone Druid? increasing the numbers just won't fix BadMeepo

>>123713619

A monkey

>>123713663
possibly, have not seen him much lately

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Post 'em

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What item do you think Loda should've gone to win the lane against Richard Lewis?

I feel as though a Vanguard would've been good as it provided a lot of the early sustain to not only go aggressive and be able to headbutt but to allow him to tank the choke for longer.

Can we stop disrespecting Kelly and Loda, I'm actually going to start reporting you guys soon.

>>123713735
>monkey
There are many obvious differences between monkeys and apes. Apes are bigger, lack tails, have larger brains and more human-like shoulder joints.

>>123713825

Gr8 b8 m8 i giv you n 8 no h8

>>123713568
Yes, I just got my new monitor, so I got a duel monitor system going

I can watch rtz and post on 4chan at the same time

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>>123713447
do you want to eat Luna's shit

>>123713212
you gay bro?

>>123713447
are you adelaide?

>>123713989
not to my knowledge

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>>123712631
>sheever will never pee in your mouth

>>123713760

That's because he IS the worst hero in the game you dumbfuck

>>123713881

But anon, monkeys have stronger hands, which makes it easier for them to hang on to things

Kelly is a TI winning Manager. Beat That

>>123713932
if you keep this up you're going to get a warning from the mods just like drow poster

This fiasco today shows why you don't fuck with the 3DPD bros.

Kelly caused this by taking offense to something that had nothing to do with her.

Fuck 3DPD.

2D for life.

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>>123714038

Please do not be lewd.

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Why do people have sex with Kelly? How does this literal orangutan not only manage to have two kids but has sex with a different man at every LAN?

Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?

>>123714196
more like
give us attention dota fans!!

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drow is CUTE
CUTE

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Hey guys Icefrog here, thanks for all the Tusk suggestions! I needed some ideas for an imba hero I could climb the ranks with myself.

>>123714262
loda is mad because they guy wasn't a black dude but a white nerd like

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>>123714175
oh no not a warning

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>RTZ telling people to go back to reddit
OUR

>>123714262
>>Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?
The problem was that it was posted on twitter
Loda is fine being a kek, but he doesn't want people to know about it

>>123714262
>Also if Loda is a kek
there you go

>>123714262
>Also if Loda is a kek how come he got angry that someone slept with Kelly?
Because he insulted kelly (not really) so he went to request that he cease having sex with kelly (this is the highest offensive thing a swedish person can do to another)

>>123714407
>that nose
GOY

>>123714395
watch it or you'll get the belt

>>123714262

Because the scene is filled with needy ass beta nerds who would fuck anything that gives them the chance

>tfw didn't see new thread
>been refreshing the old one for the last 10 minutes
>no new posts
>feel bad about myself
>think that everyone left because of me
;_;

>>123714595
post steam qt

>>123714701
why

>>123713663
just make the bear have 3 resummon charges

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I love these guys

>>123714507
A-are you offering?

I wish I could be a cute little girl

>>123714743
So I can add you

>>123714857
fuck off lars

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You guys mad yet?

>>123713212
udyr hero when?
rubick stealing the damage he reduces with fade bolt when?

>>123714945
>newbee

roflmayo

>>123714945
>team liquid

what

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>>123714945
based flower

>>123714857
W-why would you want to add me?

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>>123714793
our guy

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>>123714945
I tried to tell them all along N0tail but they kept spamming me with N0lans.

>>123714927
literally who

>>123715104
we could be steam friends

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzhG3htIoA

will post steam id :)

>>123715137
ppd yeah
envy no

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3unm7j/the_rise_of_og/

>>123715150

>4 years and many stabbed backs later, Backstabby getting carried in off season meme tournaments

The very second other teams start playing seriously, Backstabby going to knife some bitches.

>>123715261
>back stabby n0tail
Not really feeling this forced meme.

>>123715174

wew

why did u have to instantly go into whoring for pixels

>>123715174

>doesn't say the date to prove you actually recorded it

shaking

my

head

>>123715173
okay friend
it is singularity

>>123714986
always wanted to do that

would be a bit imbalanced

>>123715174
Post feet with a time stamp and I'll give you it.

>>123715174
I recognize this voice from r9k
aren't you a tranny

so is /csgo/ going to bully us?

Hey anyone wants to play with me? need some Dota friends.

steam id: aramonks

>arteezy getting dunked on in pubs
damn he's in a bad spot right now.

>d2g turning into steam friends
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>123715426
nah not your smurf, post the real one

>RTZ tilting
le balanced shade villain reking his shit every game

>>123715745

post dotabuff

a-anyone wanna be my steam crush?

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>it was all for publicity
gj faggots

>>123715783

>RTZ now fails in pubs in addition to LANs
>blames everyone but himself

RTZ has completed his training to become Pajkatt 2.0

>>123715923
only if you're a cute little girl
not pretend either

>>123715923
only if you post id bae

>>123715930
KICK HIM GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

>>123715426
that IS the real one

>>123715923
only if you stop posting

>>123715930
>fail at dota
>start playing poker

How long till he is on fantasy sports

>>123715913
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/99351467
Oh my bad, my steam id is: Monk

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>>123716261
>hes ready to lose it all on poker
wont be long
JUST

>check /csgo/
>they're sucking the dick of this Lewis guy
what a bunch of keks

>>123715930
>Alliance still hasn't disbanded
>have to resort to dumb drama shit to stay relevant
top kek

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>>123712845
>>123713274

jesus, that face

but them titties

>>123716342
based keks
loda btfo

all lewis tweets has more retweets and favs than lodas

>>123716438
the csgo community is really top kek, just look at everyone who tweeted shit at Lewis, got an army of fat sad csgo kiddies after em

amuse me a lot desu

If faceless void got his BAT changed to 1.5 would he be good again?

>>123716518
what are you trying to imply?
this isnt reddit m8
get the fuck back

If Alliance wants a all swedish team they have so many players to choose form
zai
Chrillee
Era
Limmp
Pinoy
Apemother
the list goes on

I /d2g/ the most kekolded general on /vg/ now? :s

S A V A G E
https://mobile.twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/670774675887247360?p=v

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do you think icefrog will nerf all heroes?

the power creep has become ridiculous

also WR is a hero for autists.
she can fucking solo kill spectre late game with scepter and crit

>>123716667
yes and buff his bash dmg outside chrono by 10-20dmg

>>123716772
All Alliance need to do is replace Loda and Akke and get a strong captain in

>>123716808

who is he even aiming that towards

>>123716802
yesssssssss
fuck loda

>>123716821
>do you think icefrog will nerf all heroes?
>the power creep has become ridiculous

The goal was to make the game faster

>WR
Hopefully focus fire will be dispellable/purgeable.

>she doesn't post feet
No Windrunner pigtails for you, whore

>>123716954
God

>>123716821
There is literally nothing wrong with Windrunner.

>>123716821

>nerf all heroes

that makes no sense

nerf and buff has no meaning if you apply it to everything

every hero could have a rating of 1/10 or 100000000000/10 - it just needs to be balanced

the only time you need to scale back is when numbers are getting too high and its actually making the game lag because the game has to compute so much shit - like in diablo

>>123717009
>she

>>123712676
That comic was better before Valve changed Doombringer name to Doom

>>123716863
I not even think Akke need to be kicked they need a new position 1. If Loda gets kicked Akke will probably follow him ;(

>>123714262
Sorry I haven't been updated with the drama but does Kelly really have kids?

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Should good SF win mid vs good Ember?

>>123717380
Loda is a C U C K and is leaving to play poker

>>123717009
sorry :)

>>123717282
Jesus I need to read what I type... its too late

>>123717380
2 racemixed ones
two different dads
loda is none of them

>rtz losing AGAIN and abandoning instead of just waiting literally 3 minutes for throne to die

jej

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>1700 hours in Dota
>just learned that each subsequent tp takes 0.5 seconds longer than the last hero's tp when multiple people tp to the same area within 25 seconds

>>123717835

post id qt

>>123717835
How the fuck did it take you that long to realize?
Did you literally never tp respond to ganks?

>>123717469
SF has vantage until level 3, level 2 flame guard requires 2 razes to remove so it's kinda tricky. Overall its even if ember got pooled and has a PMS

>>123717761
I guess in Sweden Loda is a 3/10 instead of a 6/10 and has to settle with a whore

>wife took her son to her ex's for thanksgiving weekend
>have house all to myself
>been stayin up late playin Dota and shitposting
Just like the good ol days

>>123717901
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/65195948

>>123717901
you should post your id so I can evaluate if I want you on my friends list ;)

>>123717820

His rage is wonderful

>>123712673
take down T1 early game or just pick another push hero

>>123718178
kill urself

>>123718161

>married
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>123718178
>supportkek
nvm

>go outside ONCE IN FUCKING 2 MONTHS
>people chokes each other at LAN

what happened? any tl;dr or videos? PLS HELP

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>>123718320
>>123718373

Wow, rude much?

>>123718161

I'm afraid your meme kek shitposting got outclassed by Loda, better luck next time

>>123717835
I have >300 games played and knew that, albeit not at those exact numbers

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>>123718161
>wife took her son to her ex's
hows the keklife famm

Steam id: Monk

Anyone wants to play?

>>123718458
>supportkek that will do nothing but be silent and not carry
So if I fail my lane we gotta watch the match plummet

nothx

>>123718443
loda choked like always

>>123718458
i think you are cute
adelaide?

>Be aa
>Team is dominating every lane but mid
>Le balanced tiny shrek-riding jew is against our sf mid
>Their lane is even
>40 mins later
>Lose
Alch was the only one on their team who didn't feed like a mongoloid. I took aa second pick but my team, being idiots, failed to pick any hard lockdown.

I want to get off 2.1k's wild ride

>>123716705
nothing m8, its just real funny to see how much of a c u c k s are the csgo kiddies

>it was a weird day for dota and csgo

what happened in cs?

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Kunkka buffs when?

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>>123718443
there u go

>>123718717
it only gets worse the higher you get

i've been stuck at 3.9k for a while

>>123718827
that is not kelly's sign

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>>123718717
Forgot image

>>123718717
>Losing and alch game as AA
I bet that you didn't even farm an Aghs

>>123718901
>losing to a fucking naga alch

>>123718898
it is :^)

>>123718901
>counterpicks the alch
>fails

wew

>>123718717
did you stack camps for sf

>that ragequit
lmao

>>123718827

holy fuck swedes man

>>123718717
play pubstomp heroes m8

teeny
bloodcyka
ebola spirit

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when does dota get hard?

>>123718901

You're like that retard that counterpicks every game yet never wins, i always make fun out of morons like you LAMO

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>try a next level build
>enemy team has a Pudge and WW
>every lost fight starts with a tard getting hooked, and team reacting into a winter curse
>tards blame the build instead of themselves

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>>123718901
>"carry" abbadon
>outside decorator
Sorry lad, your team lost since the pick screen.

lol you cna't get reported in 10v10.

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Man d2g sure is dead

OH HEY what's this, it's PSG streaming low priority!!! come enjoy

twitch dot tv/swayzesghost

queuing in just a minute

>>123719431
what was the build anon?

>>123719378
>tfw grinding mmr with that cute snake
I hope shitters don't realize how inba is mmrmancer.

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>d2g CuCked the fuck out by csgog

>>123718827

>how can one whore monkey ruin a person's life.

but nah, retarded loda deserves it. he is THAT kek

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>>123718901
>blocking out the match id

>golly gee /d2g/ this match sure was hard for me
>i'll complain about how balanced alch is but block out everything that could reveal how much of an immense fuckup i was

>>123719604
right click carry bane

>>123719583
stop shilling out yourself psg

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>>123719483
nice, now I can enhance 19 shitters' experience

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VALV HOW BOUT U RELES THE FKING PATCH LA

>>123719378
>that name

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/db/Elder_fastres_01.mp3

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>>123718901
Top kek, I had a match against a last pick AA that tried to counter us but still got completely destroyed.

>>123719604
Eblade Gyro. Then I started building Octarine.

>>123719378
What position do you play banana? How do you build him?
I'd subscribe to your newsletter.

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>>123719378
>0 versatility

>>123719378
>0 rampages

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>swedeCuCks

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Next 4 decides which of those heroes I'll play for 20 games

so why loda still not marry kelly?
if him like her so much

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>>123719378
how to be good at snek

>>123719645
there's no money to be made here anon, only keks 2 b had

>>123719936
timber

>>123719936
Techies and Meepo

>>123719936
Elder Titan, do it fag

>>123719941

She say no

Need keep her options open. Already she like eg

>>123719957
Gonna stream snipe you senpai
Gonna boost your gameplay

>>123720053
me like post

>>123719936

earth spirit

>>123719994
get ready to feed

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>>123720053
>>123720108
Loda ooga, Kelly booga?

>>123720105
if you can snipe me in low pri that means you will make me get a queue faster good luck

i think they finally made low pri a really dreaded experience, it seems much more empty these days. i still play about 1/3 to half my games in it though

dotards getting bullied lmao

>>123719689
never in the history of dota

>>123719378
>No rampages as Veno

>>123719994
fuck

How do I make the enemy team lose his shit with Techies?

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are we done talking about cvcks

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>that Abaddon Carry RTZ donation
was that you Nicoposter?

>>123719701
this is the only thing i do every game:

tranquils aquila -> veil/midas (depends how long the game will go) -> aghanims -> dagger

skillbuild: 2-2-0-0 into 2-2-4-0

i either do solo or dual offlane

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Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?

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why would you EVER pick invoker

i feel like loda's life and career would be way better if he didn't try to tame a monkey. fucking emberassing.

>>123720515
>forcestaff the gem carrier into remotes
>don't let them pick zeus

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Sing stream when?

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LMFAO

>>123716863
just get a strong captain? the only strong captain left in the world is fitjew.

>>123720658
cuz hes fun and people like fun

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>>123719378
>based aids snek
You, I like you

>>123720658
EMP is overpowered

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>>123720889

>>123719869
Game doesnt record if you got rampages in source 1, Its some real bullshit

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Sweden y-yes?

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>>123721113
>post-nerf emp

Maybe if you're a retard who lets himself get hit by the tornado.

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is this good?

>>123721196
I know but how didnt you get any yet
thats some kekshit right there

>RTZ just confirmed the meta is absolute shit

>6.86
>passive gold increased to 2/sec :^)

>>123720873

I guess its too late to say go back to where you came from since 4chan is infested with you redditors anyway

>>123721461
wack it to their anger
sadism is best fetish, even qop knows this

>no Spell Breaker hero
nice game dotards

>>123721352
not him but, i had 2 that didnt get added to total cause they were in source 1, shit sucks. Only one on record in source 2 was the one i got with cancer cat

QUICK SUPER IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.me/6129218
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https://strawpoll.me/6129218
https://strawpoll.me/6129218

>>123721645
where is the "literallywho" option

Okay /d2g/, how do you like my new idea for a hero where his ultimate temporarily removes items from a hero's inventory!

>>123721565

>no buff stealing hero
nice game dotards

so will "lelpros are richer than dotardpros" meme die now? here is gambit's owner's interview's translation:

>I don’t think that it is about the expectations from the team and its players; it is more about the organization not ready to pay the expenses that are needed from the LCS team nowadays. Let’s be honest, no one expected Gambit to be the first, and if you are lower that first, then the reward isn’t that big to pay back the money that was spent. In League of Legends, comparing to such games as Dota 2 or CS: GO, the amount of money that you get in tournaments is much less. Also add the fact that LCS teams cannot participate in other tournaments according to Riot’s rules. Yeah, there is an IEM, but the prize money from IEM is twice less that it is in CS:GO tournaments. Also Gambit has never had a lot of sponsors, so it was financed mostly by the organization itself, and it can’t do it anymore.

>It’s pretty interesting as many people consider that it is easier for League of Legends teams because they are supported by Riot. So it’s sounds somewhat strange for me.

>As for Riot and Valve, they have different attitude. In Dota 2 most of prize money is distributed between the top 16 teams, and as for Riot, they are distributing their money among different regions and it’s like 50 or 60 teams. If you compare salaries of an average Dota 2 player who plays on the international stage, and an average LoL player, the difference is quite significant.

>>123717469
yes, but ember can solo kill him with a decent rune or if SF wastes double razes the wave and ember jumps him with remnants

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>>123721565
>no loli hero
nice game dotards

>>123720609

skill build? 4 4 1 2?

>No australian hero

nice game dotards

>>123720609
how do you not get zoned out and be a useless piece of shit when solo laning?

>building dagger before bfury on ember
Jesus rtz

You're playing rice the hero and you forgot to plant the rice

im streamin guys, feel free to stop by
>twitch: ivandaandre

>>123722185
sent ;)

>>123720873

Seriously what the fuck is this? Come the fuck on d2g where did everything go so wrong?

Tidehunter aghs upgrade when?

guys what if blink storm spirit

>>123722425

What if blinkwerk

>>123722402
ikr, he has like nothing he builds apart from utility shit does anything for him as a hero.

>>123722402
>Tentacles now tie the units to the place for 2 seconds after the stuns wears off

>>123722473

didn't that use to be a thing back when cockwerk was actually good

https://twitter.com/v1lat/status/670622584833183745

even though im 100% sure this drunk ukranian bydlo is celebrating turks shooting down russian plane, i like that guy.

>>123720852
Tummy/id when?

>>123722645
based ruski

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Wew lad

http://strawpoll.me/6129295
http://strawpoll.me/6129295
http://strawpoll.me/6129295

HOW TO FIX TREANT PROTECTOR

>Nature's guise: Fade time 1 second

>Leech seed: Damage/Heal 20/40/60/80 per second. 50% Slow

>Overgrowth: 3/4/5 seconds

>>123721803
I never has any doubt.
>>123721908
Do I remind you who are the majorities in this game?

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>being RTZ fan since his debut on Kaipi
>tfw forced to hate him because he popular among reddit.

>>123722402
Tide aghs:

Now spawns 4/5/6 tentacles at random locations in the radius of his ravage. has 3/4/5 hits to kill and they deal 140/160/200 damage per hit, and have 17% chance to bash. they last for 12 seconds.

HIRE ME ICEFROG

>rtc keeps rage quitting

Does he do this every stream?

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>>123722673

fuck anime to be honest

>>123722692

kill yourself myfam

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Dinosaur hero when?

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>>123722473
what if necrowerk

>>123722673

who fucking cares retard go back to reddit,

I wish it just was us, the boys, shitposting text and images.

>>123722737

He's about 2 steps from realizing that the reason he keeps losing games isn't because of his team, "meta", tourney format, moon cycles, but because he is one of a long line of overhyped NA trash pubstars.

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>>123721313

>>123722473
I mean it's good for fancy cogblocks I guess

>>123722819

shut the fuck up anuspolisher

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>>123722645

>>123722402
5 seconds shaved off current cooldown everytime kraken shell debuff removal activates

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>>123722673
>please shit in my mouth luna

>>123722974

leld

>>123723006
that's dog shit

>>123722974

i'm pretty sure he dreams of beating the shit outta jackymao every night.

what if you could pull towers into aghs supernova?

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>>123722893
NO ONE CARES
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what if you could ravage towers?

Hey anyone watching artour?

Is this an RTZ or RTC stream?

>>123723272
>base race
>tp a phoenix to ancient
>supernova refresher ancient

>http://strawpoll.me/6129359
http://strawpoll.me/6129359
>http://strawpoll.me/6129359
http://strawpoll.me/6129359

>>123723397
rude

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WHEN IS WINDRUNNER GETTING REMOVED

I'M SICK OF SEEING HER SLUT JUST GOT OUT OF A GANGBANG CUM STAINED FACE AND WHORE LAUGH AND FUCKING FLAT CHEST


EVERY FUCKING GAME

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Yo, can I get some Sniper tips?

How Dazzle should be nerfed:
>shallow grave is now dispellable

How Icefrog/reddit want to nerf him:
>weave cooldown increased to 60 seconds

Fuck this hero a regular skill shouldn't be stronger than most ultimates which have similar mechanics. Literally outclasses GA and False Promise.

>>123723628

use the nigger king bar, faggot.

>>123723414
always RTC

>>123723713
>get bkb
>she still kills me in 2 secs while the rest of my team is shackled
>get mkb
>can still just run away, shackle me, kite me with blink move speed while her never ending ult is still on me

>>123723685
gg
veil
e-blade
dagon 5
dagger
atos

>WR Focus Fire pierces spell immunity
>PA Blink Strike doesn't

dotards? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Why does arteezy's playlist consist of the same 5 nigger songs?

>>123723628
abaddon, winter wyvern and dazzle are pretty strong against her you know

>>123723685
Mjollnir
Daedalus
MKB
Eblade
Dagon 5

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>>123723685
blank into assfuck me daddy

>>123723685

level stats and headshot
don't level sharapnel

>>123723929
One is an ult, the other is not an ult

>>123724026

>literallynothing.gif

So, Lewis made a joke about a CS:GO player's mom and kelly thought it was about her and made Loda confront Lewis? Stupid as fuck

>>123724089
WR ult might as well not be an ult with the cd on it

>>123712665
thorin is literally a misogynist though

Daily reminder Loda is a real man who defend his waifu when she being hurt.

adelaide? are you here? pls flick your hair

>>123724258
butthurt woman detected

>>123724089
>basically no cooldown
>lingers for what it seems the entire fucking match


wow

What are the chances Kelly has actually cheated on Loda while they were dating, and he found out and did nothing about it?

>>123724271
>waifu
>3D
That's not how it works mate.

>>123724404
kelly is a good girl she'd never cheat on anybody

>>123724258

reminder that women are objectively inferior hellbaits.

http://www.icr.org/article/darwins-teaching-womens-inferiority/

>>123724404
80% at the least

>>123724404
97%

The 3% is "Kelly cheated on him, but he never found out"

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