Spessman on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

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>mai pai

second for tell her how you feel today

First for Cyrridven is my wife!

I love Cyrridven! I love her!

>>123702373
>>>/b/log

>>123702405
ain't no waifus there anon

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>>123702571
I read her as me, somehow.

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>its a "friendly" antagonist

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>its an "antagonistic" civilian

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>>123702695
>it is a friendly antagonist
>he just ARPEEs in the bar the whole round or sets up some shop of knickknacks
>Station Time: 14:53

>>123702628
oh
you want to kill dad and fuck mom
that'll be $150

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>>123702950
>mfw make a ballsy move to kill them in public disguised and everyone gets extremely buttmad and starts chasing me
>mfw switch disguises and get away with it

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>>123703115
Good man.

>>123702397
No one cares about you anymore yred

>>123703563
nice joke
yred doesn't play cyrri anymore tho, he plays a carbon cmo

>>123702397
>>123703563
>>123703745
EVERY THREAD T'ILL I LIKE IT, HUH?

15th for Catboy Curse

>>123702348
What is it with AIs shitticons and heads of staff abusing their power recently.

I mean, obviously it happens all the time regardless, but I've seen people perma'd for extremely minor offenses a lot recently.

Have you ever been such a powergaming shitter that something had to be removed from the game or nerfed solely because of you?

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>>123702397
Must be hard to fist your waifu now that >she's banned

>>123703745
Exactly why no one cares about him anymore, he's not some shitty validhunting powergaming mediborg anymore.
Although he still validhunts as CMO occasionally.

>>123703957
yred isn't banned mate
>>123703964
yea, he was told to quit the validhunting cmocurity shit
still #1 cmo

>>123703913
Yeah
im the reason they added blood to nonhumans

>>123703913
Not so much of powergaming.

Coders had to fix monkeys being turned into monkey men with ryetalyn recently because I completely fucked the server twice by spawning 150+ of them in botany.

Medicine stopped working, rad storms never ended, while mutations didn't occur or occurred all at once. People randomly exploding because all the damage they ever took came back at once, people panicking in OOC because of processed being killed. It was glorious.

>>123704274
oh fuck me that was you
that was some good shit

>>123704141
Yred isn't even that good of a cmo, they tend to abandon medbay in search of the spare id as soon as there's a chance.
They would make a good captain, but probably not that good of a cmo considering they have poor team communication.

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>>123703913
I would metagame coords to find the salvage shuttle using only a GPS and five to ten floortiles.
Plus about 6 more floortiles to get rid of the spiders.

>>123703913
>TFW individually responsible for Bay scrapping meme mode AND IPCs

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>>123704141
Yeah I felt really stupid reading the following posts. Disregard and cocks and all that:

>>123703913
I like to personally think I'm the reason why grilles aren't instantly deployed anymore.

>>123704472
IPCs were scrapped for shitty snowflake code and lore rewrites though

>>123704439
It's hard for a man to communicate their needs through Hmms and Wowzers.

>>123703913
i got zombie powder nerfed on goon

>>123703913
I invented an extremely broken method to cause something extremely round-ending.
I only used it once as antag and I don't plan to use it again so it never gets changed.

>>123705021
Fug u cisrox

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What's the most murderbone round you've ever done ?
To what do you estimate your kill count ?

>>123705101
I don't know who that is

>>123704619
>reason they needed a lore rewrite was all the IPC memesters I helped to inspire
but they approved my app so I get to be one again. I honestly hope I do better this time

>>123705103
About 000

>>123705101
Wait hm, world engine was changed. Scratch that then.

>>123705103
Bombed escape during round end as a janny on GOON, then slipped everyone into space.

Killed like 13 people.

I was non-antag and didn't get banned.

>>123705184
It's some annoying faggot that always shits up OOC

>>123705224
Not too sure about that, I'm pretty certain it was a general robot/posibrain rewrite, not directly IPC.

>>123704439
Yred is excellent with communicating with the medbay channel
T. Medbay player

>>123706012
Fuck off Yred, you're not internet famous yet.

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>>123703913
On goonstation, I single handedly made .38 lethal rounds limited and only found hacking the sec vendors.

And I made manufacturing .22lr magazines 10x more resource consuming.

Whenever I roll traitor on /vg/ which I don't play on anymore, I would abuse the shit out of the .357 and just clean the station with a revolver.

I still go on .22lr rampages on goonstation and the nerf doesn't stop me from doing it

>>123705103
Accidentally piped the teg into distro. Escaped Survivors : 0

>>123704439
>gets the spare
Glad to know he takes his role as Acting Captain seriously.
>poor communication
Great at delegating.
t. Sometimes medbay player

>>123706331

>i clean the 20-pop station with a 60 brute ranged weapon that has infinite ammo

big boy

>>123703913
Not really, but i popularized Nuke Ops telebombing.

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>>123703913
I used to use lockers as cover while changing disguises and would lock myself in those personal lockers near arrivals to hide from pursuers. Then one day, poof, can't do a fucking thing while you're inside one. Not even unholster weapons or check your inventory. It must have been some sort of faggy fucking hidden repo bullshit because there was never a changelog done for it or any public documentation. I'm still pretty pissed off about the whole thing.

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>lubing maint exists in anticipation of the wizard
>even security can see where I'm trying
>RD and some engineer shit do their best to kill me

>>123707864
Yeah that doesn't make sense.
>some jobs still spawn you naked
>can't hide in a locker to hide your shame

>alice conrad uploading laws
STOP

>>123708353
>>even security can see where I'm trying
We brigged the clown for 8 minutes over it. I don't know what you thought we thought but we thought fuck you.

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Always the best thing to come out of a round where nothing really happens for Engies

>>123707864
Shit, they removed that? I always used to duck into lockers to reload.

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grillby always has a comfy-ass bar
7/10 barkeep

Cyberpunk Saturday movie night tonight, if I can get enough people to watch it. I have no idea if I'll have anybody because its the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

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>>123708808
Well would you rather deal with some Tyrone greyshit or someone who actually knows how to spread chaos?

>>123708962
but you are tyrone.

Tarot cards for the chapel when?

>>123708912
I've been out for a few months, how hard did UT hit on ss13?
Also, what did you guys do on Halloween?

>>123709027
Get that heathen shit outta there.

But seriously I agree, we need more occult stuff. Voodoo dolls when.

>>123705103
I killed like 40

>>123708962
I don't get it, why did you say Tyrone greyshit twice?

>>123702348
Mai Pai is just a shitter, simple as that, no need to go farther is it'll bite his own ass sooner or later.

>>123709108
An Oujia board would be fucking cool.

Would allow ghosts to slowly (one letter at a time) communicate with the living. On the condition that only one ghost uses the board and there's not like 50 different ghosts trying to yell at the chaplain at once.

>>123709290
hippie has that, I think

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Has anyone successfully pulled off a hostage situation/bomb threat in ss13?

I feel like I can't ever do this because nobody wants to rp/doesn't give a fuck about saving others and always ends up with security trying to brute force while stonewalling you

>>123709290
>SS13 writes a letter to the chaplain

>>123709001
>>123709163
>tyrone vs scientist
>guns vs nonthethal

>>123705103
My first wizard round (adminbussed, but still).
At least 10.

>>123709064
>what did you guys do on Halloween?
Wait
We waited
Nothing happened, but we waited for it

>>123709437
You slipped the whole crew and not the wizard. You WERE graytiding.

>>123709425
>mention you have a hostage over the radio
>every single validhunter/greyshit beeline in unison for any possible maint hideout
>the rest of the crew literally does not give a fuck
>as soon as your location is loosely confirmed, the AI already had a borg standing on top of telepad
no it's impossible

Can we just have a nice round of traitor, or something that doesn't end near instantly?

I'm gonna marry Hime!
I'm gonna make Hime my wife!

>>123709750
And you're butthurt that people kept picking my sprayer up when I slipped, then spreading willy nilly.

>>123709828
autotraitor a broked

>>123709885
>butthurt
more like I arrested everyone spreading lube and you were lucky enough not to be caught because i had more serious things to do than track it down.

You were a dumbass and caused more chaos than the wizard did.

>>123709867
i want to fug hyun and deadpool

>>123709521
Esord ebow on lowpop. Got at least 5 people (which was like half the crew) before I got rekt by the ERT. Felt so good to see people run away in terror.

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>>123709813
I pictured all of this as I was reading it, and I do not regret it.

As a real life shit sec worker I'd like to thank you /ss13g/ for burning the most time during these 12 hour shifts.

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>>123709912
Let's recap the gamemodes we have now
On high pop: Wizards, raging, nukeops, tatorlings, lings, EXTENDED, blob, malf, vampires, REV and double agents
On low pop: Wizards, double agents, extended?

AND there's a headhunt for eventmins. Sarca warned us about this.

>>123709813
Lying about having a hostage with a voice changer sounds like a good way to distract the hunters.

>>123710768
Love you too, enjoy having the worst job in IRL too!

>>123709813
You can use the validhunting to your advantage. Say you got an hostage and place prox bomb in every maint hideout.

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>>123710118

>>123710768
Government or private?

>>123711654
Private
It's fat from a hard job but damn is 1w hours a long time

fuck you grace

fuck you will

I hate myself and I want to die.

>>123712108
>>123712067
will and grace confirmed homosexual degenerates

>>123712254
Welcome to the club. You'll fit nicely.

>>123712017
How many janitors and clowns have you kicked the shit out of in the past month . Share some stories

>>123712254
So do most of us
Why else would we play this game

>12:21
>singulo already loose
kek, being a ghost is fun.

>>123712317
Sorry friend real life sec is very dull but I'be only worked here a month or so.

The most interesting thing I've had happen is some raking his lawn at 2am asking if I would sell him my flashlight.

That is for the best I guess the less that happens the better.

>>123712637
Literally all I did was click an emitter.
Engineers can't into doing their job.

Was about to release Watery eyes, Gaben, Pierrot Throat Creosote virus, but I got rekt by a wet floor sign.

>>123705103
My first nukeop round
killed at least 30 people on my own with just a double esword, which allowed my team to get the disk with no resistance

I still don't know how I was so robust, I think Khorne possessed me that round

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>>123709064
Christmas
Ghosts releasing the singularity

>>123709548
>visible ghosts
>ghosts can move objects
>nothing

>>123703913
Holodeck plasma.
I mean it was a problem before I got to it, but the AI's always told me to make the world burn, so as a good borg I did.

https://i.imgur.com/UoGyliC.gifv

>>123714198
>throwing flashbangs at the clown
why does this feel
so
good.

>>123714165
>5,000kPa

>>123713842
I remember halloween where more than 20 ghosts conspired to get a guy to disintegrate on the shard. It was hilarious when we actually managed to do it.

>>123703913
I rediscovered the extinguisher shard launching.
It was OP.

>>123715108
The surgery fuckery and vox mincing were better.

>>123715121
that wasn't removed, was it?

>TFW filling an extinguisher with a lighter/snap pops and wielding fuel.
>Instant hobo-flamethrower

>>123715256
How do you even re-fill a extinguisher

>>123715256
It wasn't really removed. It's just that at some point igniting welder fluid got bugged, I don't think it's fixed yet.

>>123715121
Bro, it was a bug, not a rediscovery.

>>123715256
Now THIS is good.

>>123715256
It wasn't removed, but it doesn't one-shot you anymore.

>Halloween
>Nothing

How could you all have forgotten the Salt of the Dead?

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>>123709108
>he doesn't use inanimate items lying around, building meaningful shrines, and chanting to get his occult on

You ain't freaky.

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>>123705103
I killed a station full of humies with another grey during lowpop once so probably 11 or 12

>>123715801
>missing the all-skellignton rounds

Next time don't sleep through it.

>>123706710
My main issue with him isn't that he takes the spare, but he doesn't promote anyone to acting cmo when he becomes captain then the entire lack of communication issue comes into play where no one can find him or get in contact with him because he just wordlessly wander off for 2 hours then says something about being in engineering once then you never see him again.

>>123709813
>get autotraitored as vox 2 hours in on metaclub
>steal the armory and hold it all hostage
>tell them I'll return the guns of they call the shuttle
>FUCK OFF VOX
>threaten I'll start kidnapping crew members of they don't call it
>nobody gives a fuck
>enter arrivals airlock and stun a guy
>QM bursts from maintenance and unloads shotgun bullets to my head while a secborg starts harmbatoning me

It just doesn't work, not with this community

>>123717129
That doesn't sound like a playerbase problem. That sounds like you stealthed in and stole shit then got robusted.

I mean, it sounds like a cool idea and it'd definitely antagonize the players if you kept fucking shit up and threatening them.

But you got jacked as soon as you saw someone by your own telling of events so the problem there is you should have shot that QM.

>>123717532
>Robusted
>By a guy with a shotgun actively looking to kill someone

THIS WORD HAS LOST ALL MEANING!

>>123717532
I was in the middle of cuffing the guy I was going to kidnap, Anon.
It's not as easy as it sounds to be robust.

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>>123717730
>just chilling in arrivals
>vox shows up out of nowhere and stuns me before I can finish typing hello
>wow this games shit

You must commit to it.

>>123717805
Tip number #A: Stun your target, drag them somewhere you won't be seen, THEN cuff them.

>>123715341
Fixed some time ago, if it still has problems you should probably re-report it.

Will Spessmens ever leave Byond?

Will Byond die when Spessmens leave?

Will a Remake ever get completed?

>>123718347
No

Other way around

No

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>>123705103
My first time ever playing as wizard, and it was just 1 guy who was my target. Though you could contribute all the extra deaths caused by summoning mass guns to me if you felt like it.

I just don't like blindly murderboning.

>>123707864
>>123708893
What is the possibility of pushing the ability to mess with objects while in lockers on github/lab and succeeding?
Knowing some of these coders, I don't think they'd let it happen.

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>>123710140
Who

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>>123711161
I'm stealing this idea and you can't stop me.

>>123703913
I had Duny hastly make ghosts not be able to take things out of the DA during a live round.

>>123717129
>stuns a random ass in Arrivals and not the heads
>guy with all the guns < one robust guy with a stun baton
>guy with all the guns < one QM and a borg
>expecting the crew to listen to a filthy gypsy
Come on mate

Here's how you hostage
>create a lair either connected to the external airlocks or on the asteroid
>kidnap either Ian or one of the Heads
>send a piece of evidence like their jumpsuit or hat through disposals to the HoP office
>announce to the station that you kidnapped someone of importance
>reveal that if they don't comply with your orders the station and the crew member will suffer severe damage
>start by signaling a bomb to go off in genetics to blow up the cloning lab
>every hour of station time you blow up another bomb
>every other hour you cut off the limbs of the hostage and ship it back to the station

Continue as the RP demands. Actual work will elicit a better response than snatching a bunch of tasers and trying to capture AFK players

>>123719223
RP can suck my dick.

>>123718951
You can always try.

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>>123719223
>RP
impossible

>>123718951
>>123707864
I think this might have had something to do with a byond system update but I could be wrong. I've looked for it all over in the code and I can't find it - it's a barrier to a lot of things involving mobs inside objects (for instance, pAIs and borers being able to do some things).

I've asked several coders who I consider fairly knowledgeable on the code and couldn't get an answer. Maybe N3X knows.

>>123708631
I don't think this is true, but if it is, you should report it immediately.

>>123720151
it is true if you're fat

Along with stuffing all your extra items that don't fit in your plastic bag, despite being too big

>>123720239
>if you're fat
This explains a lot

Still report it though

>>123720000
>Elim says multiple times he's been thinking about a new event
>creates a small shuttle with medical equipment
>makes two ayys and ghosts to man them, one being celt
>park near security, get in through a wall
>capture two people
>they instantly go catatonic

RP not probable

>>123721073
When will we have another medium to week to purge shitters who do this?

>>123721317
When you go to bay to have even more than just medium RP to your heart's content.

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>>123720000
Nice quads

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>Be Borg

That was glorious, meatbags never saw it coming.

>>123721073
>>they instantly go catatonic
From what I remember one of both of those fellows went cata immediately after getting trickypenned and before you transported them to wherever. Take that as you will.

please fix autotraitor.
I'm sick of being forced to play malf/wiz/ragin'mage/bleb/deadpopnukeops

Ian

Ian what are you doing

I hope everyone liked that more than the usual MALF PLASMA, hopefully everyone got to fight on one side or the other.

>>123721818
If you were one of the rriginal two, your names shall forever echoe in the halls of the eternal silicon.

>>123721317
Let's not go that far, shitter.

>>123721925
bark

Plasma's just purple scifi propane convince me otherwise.

>>123721934
Aye, I was Automata.
I feel really bad for Ham getting fucked up early, and not being able to fix it.
Engiborg need to be able to repair other borgs properly.

>>123721889
What are you talking about, I still see autotraitor show up consistently enough.

>>123722019
Propane isn't toxic if you touch it.

>>123721925
Ian confirmed for the BIGGEST shitter

And speaking of Ian, why the hell wasn't he a member on the footyball team? I mean, it's not like the team WENT anywhere, but still.

>>123721073
>>123721840
He ran the event multiple times and it only went badly that time. The other times it went very well.

>>123722049
He was the first borg-matyr of our cause, and his efforts shall never be forgotten. Especially not his piping.

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>>123721818
>mfw watching the engineering borg set it up

>>123722019
When is the last time you had to put a sheet of solid propane in the blender to make tea?

>>123722069
That's part of the scifi detail

>>123722019
It animates the dead.

>>123722114
Good then, because he was really angry about that. REALLY angry

It's a sad day for meatbags when the most resourcefulness crewmember is the fucking janitor who made it all the way to the core.

>>123722019
Don't know much about propane, but if it doesn't need oxygen to burn, that's different than plasma.

>>123722114
Actually, that was the only time it went well
He PMed the guys who went catatonic and told them to get back in their bodies and from that point they RPed pretty well
The other times it got fucked up by griff or serb crash before the event could even begin

>>123722270
H-hey, I almost got to the core
If hulk hadn't of downed me at the end, and in the doorway to boot, I might've survived

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>>123722214
Yeah and?

>>123722329
I can think of two times it went okay. But alright.

>>123722270
Then I pushed them into lasers.

>>123722270
Don't fuck with the Janitor.
It's always been a thing in SS13 man.

>>123722049
It was funny actually I managed to get a cell back in me by waiting at arrivals for a new crew member.

>>123722338
I crushed you in the door, mate.

>>123722396
I think there was another time that wasn't ayys, it was manifested ghosts or something

>>123722446
Oh my word, that's hilarious.

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>>123717129
>get autotatored as miner
>blow up outer armory wall with gibtonite and steal literally everything
>get a station bounced radio and threaten directly into the sec channel that I have all the guns, all the gibtonite, and 2 master's belts plus a few goliaths and I will unleash them on the station if my demands are not met
>one guy asks me what my demands are, the rest don't give a single fuck
>say I just want the pinpointer
>fucking nothing
>AI confirms I emptied the armory
>fucking nothing
>remind them of my threats a few times
>they continue talking normally
>fly to virology and laser the table next to the virologist once, tell him to tell sec I'm serious
>"fuck off i'm working"

>>123723495
So then what did you do to show them retribution?

>>123723495
Virology is max autism I'm not saying you would have gotten good reactions from others, but a virologist is the last person to try that on.

>>123724218
I released all my monsters in some zoo or arena of some sorts that was built outside escape and got immediately gibbed by the shuttle because I didn't realize it was about to dock.

>>123723495
Was it you that got steamrolled by the shuttle?

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>>123724579
Looks like you fell to their master plan.

>>123724249
Virology is literally gambling addiction : The job.

We're getting a fix to the botany gambling aspect of the job soon. I hope we get one for Genetics and Virology at some point.

>>123724249
>be a tatortot
>go to viro to release a virus
>the virologist chorals my ass
>takes off all my clothes
>puts my in one of his test cells
>he proceeds to inject me full of his virus
>his virus is mostly non lethal
>final stage turns me into a catbeast
>he takes me and leaves me in the middle of the station
>I get beaten to death

Virologists arn't to be fucked around with.

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>>123715256
>a lighter/snap pops and wielding fuel
>easily ten steps above actual flamethrowers and much easier to make

>>123725764
Don't forget that you can make pocket-sized flamethrowers with emergency extinguishers.

>>123725357
That's not gambling.
You don't lose anything by trying over and over.
That's tedium.
That's grind.
That's stonewall.

>>123725624
>>123724249
Viro here , its comfy as fuck

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>>123725764
Old flamers were not to be fucked with.

>>123726028
On goon they can literally melt reality if you get the mix right. I don't see why they need to be so wimpy around here.

What if nuke ops had a clip dispensor for their smg and revolver so they had infinite clips for their guns?

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>>123724579
Oh man.

>>123726471
>clip
Kill yourself

>>123726471
A single bullet can kill a human, why have infinite of them?

>>123726471
You know why you made this post

>>123726747
How is a revolver magazine not a clip? It's literally a bit of metal you stick bullets on and then feed them into a well that holds them in place.

>>123726875
>SMG
>Clip
Kill yourself

>>123726875
>how is a magazine not a clip
You should reread what you typed.

>>123726981
the metal round thingy that holds your bullets before you put them in the revolving chamber you autist

how is that not a fucking clip?

>>123727054
A speedloader?

>>123727054
You mean an speed loader?

>>123727169
yeah whatever the fuck it's called. it's a fucking circle clip.

>>123727248
No, it's a speedloader.

>>123727391
whats the fucking difference holy shit???

>>123727509
They're called different things.

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>>123727248
Hey guys look at this car isn't it a cool car yeah I don't care whatever the fuck it's called

>>123727557
I see 7 cars actually.

I bet you thought you were so clever, faggot. I'm not an autist though, and even if cabs weren't also called cars I wouldn't care because it's clear from the context that you are talking about a on-rails land transport vehicle.

You fucking fag.

>>123727557
Nice rail car, one in game when?

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>>123726274
>Hm. That sounds fun, maybe I should play goonstation.
>Looks like the main wiki is crashed, lets check out this "Goonhub".
>That sleek ui.
>That round indexing. Each page has 100 recorded games on it. Goes off into page 367.
>Records everything, including AI laws uploaded, which job had the highest fatality rating for the shift, who died, and when, too what AND FUCKING WHERE with a heat map.

/vg/ will never be this sleek. Any baycode/tgcode will never be this sleek.

Motherfucking Goon.

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>>123727509

>>123727542
For what reason? What is gained by having different names?

>>123727875
Making a distinction between two very different things.

>>123727804
If you would like to donate I'm sure we can pay to have fluff added.

>>123727929
They serve the exact same function:
>hold bullets temporarily until you feed them into the part of the gun where they are stored until fired.

There's no need for the distinction.

That's like saying "THOSE ROLLEY CHAIRS AREN'T CHAIRS, THEY ARE SPEED-CUSHION FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEELY DEELIES!!!!"

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>>123727804
>Huh, guess the reason why the wiki is down is because the server crashed.
>Everything is reporting it as dead.
>Click the server icon that says that it's crashed anyways, just to humor the though.
>Start downloading resources.
>Wot.jpg
>Finally get to the main lobby screen, everything is glitching out, fuzzy midi sounds and even the UI is jumping about a bit.
>Click observe.
>Everything has gone to hell. Literally.
>Screaming scientists that half transposed into our reality, and half into another.
>Dark creatures walk the halls.
>Worm holes everywhere.
>The only light is that of melting candle sticks.

JESUS GOON. THESE FEATURES.

>>123727989
Our coders can't even fix our oldcode

What the fuck makes you think they can do shit like HEATMAPS nigga?

>>123727804
>>123728229
Making that shit is extremely easy, the only problem is it requires more code OUTSIDE byond than inside. Which means a coder needs the skills in not-byond, as well as enough access to that information on the actual server (which isn't done by making a PR to the codebase)

>>123727557
Someone plays spess that lives in perth?

>>123728229
Pomf wrote our current Crew Monitor from scratch which is literally the exact skillset you would use to make a heatmap program. He also has full access to all logs.

The only thing holding it back is that Pomf Chicken leads a busy life and can't code often

>>123727804
If you don't request things like this you can't expect them to be added. Passive aggressively posting doesn't help your case.

>>123728102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

So a pocket is a potential clip?

WHO IS BEST Clown?

>>123728147
And yet, I keep hearing goon is dying, or will be RIP soon.

And of course, we won't ever get the new code.

>>123728686
Is it a thin piece of metal that perfect matches up to a magwell/cylander?

No it's not you moron.

>>123728229
We've had heatmaps in the past. It's not continuously updated. And as I mentioned, we don't "get" things as in say we want this and pay for it.

Code comes as coders are willing.

>>123728102
Clip is for holding rounds before loading them in a magazine.
You're a retard.

>>123728790
>Goon is dying
Spouted by 12 year olds who got banned for spamming nigger and then cried about how the goons are sjws who are defrosting their peaches.

Nobody who knows anything actually thinks this.

>we won't ever get the new code
You know lots of goon coders are happy to give their code, you just have to ask politely.

>>123728790
I doubt that, any more than we are "dying".

>>123728996
>>123729024
Hey, just figure I'd ask, but we all know Goon won't go open source.

>>123728929
>Musket had a magazine
you fucking moron.

your a moran

>>123728929
So a speedloader is a clip?

>>123729102
>But we all know goon won't go open source
because some coders don't want their code to be released.

I'll be making a spelling/grammar/formatting PR soon, has anyone found any issues with anything?

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This is now cross-board shitposting

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>>123729271
>some coders don't want their code to be released
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>123729352
Manhattan Project drink has a typo. Scienitst instead of scientist.

>>123729858
Where is "scienitst" located?

>>123729352
Do the RPD still say "connecter"? If it does it's different from the actual device, called connector.

>>123729149
Yes.
I was arguing that the SMG magazine isn't a clip.
>>123729117
It's called an internal magazine.

Is it possible to activate the nuke on a non nukeops round?

>>123729930
>That's a Manhattan Project. It is a tiny item.
A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.

>>123730501
Ah, thanks.

>>123730458
yes

the vault nuke can be blown up, you just have a 1/100000 chance of guessing the code right

>>123730623
Well, fuck. I had a great idea for a gimmick for a tator round.

>>123730817
Good luck with that. You may even be able to guess the code before the serb restarts for maintenance.

> TSA TSA TSA TSA

>see medbay full of people and a massive mess
>decide to help them
>steal the Captain's soap
>clean up medical and throw a bunch of things in the trash
>someone thanked me for it

That was fun.

TEEF

Also those were some quality IAAs hustling the crew.

>>123726834
To kill infinite humans ?

>>123731620
Botany can make UNLIMITED SOAP


UNLIIIIIIIMITED SOAP!

>show up 1h15m mark as sec because every other officer was inactive
>here we go baby
>its actually not that bad
>RnD is a ghost town and by the time I get to the armory and gear up the spiders are all dead
>go kill some slimes for fun but they give me a shiner cause it wouldn't be slimes if they weren't retard strong
>medbay ACTUALLY HAS REZADONE, AND ACTUALLY USES IT
>try to set up a checkpoint, people ACTUALLY COOPERATE, and it goes as well as expected
>I expected it to be a disaster and it just went really badly
>knock out my own teeth in celebration at promotions

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>You and your borer separated to work together on saving another crew member the borer new you cared about

That's the greatest form of co-operation right there. Kudos borer for the idea!

>CE
>do power
>go repair ghetto bar
>ling attacked
>spaced
>wait like 20 minutes to be revived
>do nothing but look for my shit
fun.

Water tanks refillable when?

Tank color reflecting contents when?

>get telekidnapped as part of some "expirement"
>ask why there's plasma hooked to the line
>"in case some monsters get teleported in" he says
>he silence stings me while I'm still in the containment
>releases the plasma
>uses the wrong valve and releases plasma everywhere but my containment
>I PDA the AI
>AI teleports me out while he's dying in plasma
Fucking Kek

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>>123732121
How can one man fuck up something so simple, so badly

>>123732121
Might have said he was a ling, we lost the fucker due to that, but we got him in the end. Partly becaue he had breathed in so much plasma and kept dying

>>123732121
Amazing.

>gaytide starts building random shit in the halls
>Captain has me dismantle it
>see another grey building in the halls
>kek hard
>message the captain
>he tells me to tear it down and then call security
>Start dismantling Fort Autist
>grey starts complaining and pushing me out of the way
>kek harder
>tell him it's Captain's orders
>Assistant tries to PULL RANK on me
>kek hard with a vengeance
>Sec officer rolls up, asks what the hell is going on, assistant starts complaining.
>Explain the situation to the officer, hand him my PDA as proof
>Assistant storms off to "demand" the captain let him block the hall with his autism fort
>live free or kek hard
>comes back, clearly it didn't go in his favor
>sees me crowbarring his windoors
>snaps his own neck in front of me and the sec officer
>a good day to kek hard

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>>123732478
>mfw reading this

>>123732368
Didn't want to metagame. besides, he already got it rough.

You know how there's shit in the game that barely anyone knows about ?
I wonder if there's stuff in the code currently that so few people know about it's basically completely unknown, except for the people who coded it. Like stuff that's commented out in the code because it was never fully implemented, but is in fact a massive project that never came to fruition. Really old stuff or the likes.

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>>123733094
It's a big part of why I code.

>>123733046
Fair enough, he was caught in genetics, dead whist trying to gorge himself on human monkies.

Then there was the 10 minutes of dragging him round in the incinerator due to the room being too small for the 7 people in there.

>>123733094
Gonna be honest with you, I find features that I have no idea existed all the time. And I find features that always existed (but were always broken since the code was created) and try to fix them.

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>>123733396
holy shit I can't breathe

>red wire over red scrubber pipes

reaction image etc

>>123733396
What exactly is this supposed to do? If the target has WGW on them, it gibs them, makes a massive explosion, and reboots the world?

>>123734284
Multitool

>>123734360
It also gibs their mom after making her into a monkey.

>>123734360
It searches the targets inventory, and if they're holding a copy of Woody Got Wood, it gibs every mob on the z-level, makes a 100,000-tile-radius explosion, gibs the user, and reboots the world

>>123734612
At the same time? Can't appreciate it if so.

What are some QUALITY hotkeys/shortcuts that you'd like to see in the game?
Already existing examples: Alt-click to take pen from PDA, click+dragging people in and out of Cryo, endkey to throw.

>>123734360
If the book stocker has a copy of Woody Got Wood in it, it gibs itself, the person operating, turns the person's mom into a monkey then gibs her too, then looks for every mob within 1000 tiles of itself and gibs then. Then it makes an explosion with 100000 devastation range, 100000 moderate damage range, and 100000 light damage range. Finally, it will gib the user of the machine once more and restart the world.

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>>123736578
>alt-click to take pen from PDA
WOAH! THANKS FOR THAT!

>>123736578
Why is there a shortcut for taking the pen out of a PDA, but not the ID?

>>123737924
because le tricky dicky pen.

>>123733396
What are you using? Sublime Text?

>>123736578
I use arrow keys instead of WASD specifically for page down to eat my food and end to throw. it also lets me type and move at the same time.

>disarm fu some nigger
>grab intent him
>mash pagedown then end to throw him out an airlock before he can even react
>start typing out "faggot just spaced himself." as I'm running away from the scene

>>123739040
You know that Z does those same things in hotkey mode, right?

>Press 2 to go to disarm intent, 3 to go to grab, mash Z fast to choke grab him, R to enable throw.

>>123739203
fuck that. numpad for intents, page down and end for activate/throw

>>123739203
How do you talk in hotkey mode?

>>123739260
This nigga knows what's up. I'd take this guy to a nuke op bar.

>>123739040
>>123739290
How the fuck are you awkwardly trying to type with one hand while moving?

If you can type 60+wpm normally then there is no way that it is faster to move and type.

>>123739290
You don't.
You playing a spazz in a MOBA now.
No need to talk.

>>123739290
Press Y then enter what you want to say.

Or just tab back to non-hotkey and do it that way.

Sometimes I swap to arrow keys if I know I'll need to run and type at the same time. That is very rare.

love building on the derelict. is there an RPD there at all though? i forget if its really possible to set up atmos there without grabbing the RPD from station

>>123727804
I'm shit at web design and codan but the info is there nobody is utilizing it.

>>123736578
Right click the window frame all the way at the top of your client

Client -> macros

Have fun. I have a ton of macros for various things.

>>123740097
just be a derelict mommi

>>123740097
The Derelict autolathe should have one. I believe it's pre-hacked.

>that round as sec
walk around maint simulator while the HoS disappears and tells you he's disappointed the vampire hasn't been caught with tasers 2015

I stunned the vamp 4 times.
That final time I was so annoyed I personally dragged his victim to surgery and reattached the head, cloned the doctor, and when the vampire walked up decapitated him with the circ saw he used on the doctor.

Jaunt was really pissing me off. I saw the surgeon walk into aux surgery from maint and knew something was up. I investigated and found the drained body and immediately got the detective involved and implicated the surgeon as the prime suspect. I caught the vampire four separate times and each time they just jaunted free.

That was really tiring and a gay way to finish a day playing sec.

>>123740150
That was funny bitching to you in ahelps and simultaneously escorting you to medbay. I knew you'd escape when perma was breached, I just didn't care because no one updated your record or said what had happened with the IEDs so I assumed you didn't do anything that bad.

>>123740150
What macros do you have bound?
I just have ' = rotate chair, ctrl+\ = whisper "DEUS VULT" and . = say "*fart"

First time as vamp. I was chef

So fucking nervous the entire time I forgot about my objectives and just tried to keep up appearances while I secretly drained people in the backroom.

>>123740691
ctrl h to toggle magboots, ctrl m for modchat, ctrl d for deadchat, nothing special.

>>123740757
The funny thing is I was watching you at the beginning >>123740557 of the round just as something to do but the surgeon was more obvious and I spent the round following them. With no warden we didn't have a dedicated cameraguy so that was that. I laughed when I saw you were a vampire afterwards, if I hadn't seen the surgeon walk in from maint then I would have seen you instead just out of sheer dumb luck.

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>pastel pink anime meme wifey lets the forest green anime meme wifey go because fuck me I'm a validhunting shitter who so didn't catch her in the act

Finna drink some bleach desu senpai
But no really, go fuck yourself. You probably let a dozen more people die by trying to play nicey nice you little greaseball.

>>123740875
Yeah I was kind of relying on nobody watching the cameras so I didn't even think of that

Main thing I was worried about was suit sensors since there was an announcement listing the people who hadn't maxed them yet. So I made sure to disable those every time.

>>123741103
Medbay was a bit busy and no one noticed anyone disappearing. You did good.

>>123740557
I would have gotten you a laser or something if you asked. I was more disappointed in myself for not just muscling through the broken hand and shooting those fuckers. You all did pretty good all things considered.

>>123741096
she was enthralled you fucking goon

>>123741096
She was enthralled though. She did it on purpose

i found pomfs real name and identity!
i dont know what to do with it though and im willing to blackmail him with his identity for pomf coins

>>123727169
Not that guy but it's also called a moonclip

>>123741668
It's.. it's right there when you donate. It's not a secret.

>>123741507
You were a fine HoS. But I did ask twice, before you offered and after you offered but you didn't register it then went afk.

You were all I could expect though. didn't meme too hard or brig people over dumb shit, acted like a HoS, did okay.

>>123741589
>>123741596
I thought implants blocked that.
Whatever.

>>123742032
b-but i know where he lives

>>123742121
I didn't go braindead, the fine medical staff just had a hard time telling my right hand from my left. Took me going under about three times for them to fix it. Sorry about that.

>>123742680
Implants make it marginally more difficult to enthrall. Need charisma, which you get at 450 accumulated blood; you can enthrall nonimplanted at 300.

>>123742813
I actually did fix your left hand, I did everything I could do it, but yes, it still showed up as broken in the scans. I really don't unnerstand what was going on.

I even ripped a wound into your right hand canceling my initial incision just to switch to your left hand.

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>>123742813
>I didn't go braindead, the fine medical staff just had a hard time telling my right hand from my left. Took me going under about three times for them to fix it. Sorry about that.

>>123705103
Made some superheated high-pressure CO2 and brought the canister along on escape shuttle on /tg/ a few years ago for the hell of it. Was not an antag. A meta-friend was helping me get the canister on the shuttle, he had it by him after it once we buckled up; some random janitor fucknut walked by and opened it after the shuttle left the station. Anyone without an EVA suit or internals died within 30 seconds.

25-30 "kills", including my sides and all the remaining legit antag players

Is it wrong to intentionally be clumsy or forgetful around antags to ensure that they get to have their fun and the round can stay interesting?

>>123743615
No. I sometimes make mistakes knowing I made them.

>>123743615
not really, no. but if you're someone like the CE or Captain or HoS then you're fucking over all the guys in your department and throwing away their fun.

>>123743615
Yes, they should not get caught and you must always earn your daily valids

>>123705103
Most murderbone I've ever done was go on a depressurization/murder spree in a Ripley. I ended up with two kills, a sec officer and the HoS.

My total kill count? Three. The sec officers, plus some guy I got into a fight over the botany chicken with.

>tfw sitting in an upscale cafe listening to Joe Dassin and drinking cherry tea while thinking of opportunities lost
How's your day, spessmens?

>>123746908
I got up at 3:30 AM, realized I've barely talked to the people I used to call my best friends for a month, and I've wasted the past three months on an autistic atmospherics simulator where everyone hates me.

I can't really say it's going well, if I'm honest.

>>123703913
Yes, I used reytalin glitch with hulk to turn into permanent hulk/human
A regular guy that has powers of a hulk

>>123747020
F.?

>>123747090
X

>>123746908
I hate myself and I want to die.
I had some thanksgiving leftovers tho so that was kind of alright.

>>123747130
I don't hate you.

>>123747130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53j3oKUfkI

i gotchu senpai

>>123746908
left at 6pm to work for 4 and a half hours in the freezing cold rain outside pushing shitty carts in a supermarket parking lot by hand, 8 at a time.
The parking lot wasn't even properly leveled so carts randomly start rolling all over the fucking place.

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>using the requests console

>>123747090
>>123747130
why are you using initials when its obvious who you are

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>>123747373
It's okay, Yahir.

You're surrounded by friends here.

>>123748063
t. s

>>123747996
Speaking of which I see cargo has changed and it now detracts the amount of the items ordered from your wallet as cargo tech.
How do you avoid that?

>>123748134
It's always done that

>>123748131
id be surrounded by real life friends if they all werent working 3rd shift or 2 hours away at their art college

>>123747090
Well yeah that's the first letter of my name but there's probably plenty of people with F in their Ckey.

Olive Sweets helps out antag Amelia for another round, freeing them from perma as a Captain.
Do I smell some meta here?

>>123748307
olive never helped me out this round tho. the ai is the one that freed me from perma

>>123748307
I don't know, they were getting those sweet valids on, and WIKUS didn't do a single thing about them killing each other on ASIMOV.

>>123746908
Woke up at 8 AM, went through morning routines, logged on spess, realised it wasn't fun anymore, observed
Tomorrow - rinse, repeat.

>>123748307
Oh. Round over?
They watched me get parapenned right in front of them too. Didn't say anything.

There's a host of other bullshit i'm mad about during that round but that takes the cake.