First time making threadsI'm sorry if I mess it upedition
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/
>Patch 3.1: As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>Patch 3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Patch 3.1 Trailer:
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 3.1 - As Goes Light, So Goes Darkness (embed)
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/pMqHMBbc (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>123604396
This game has shit raids.
me
>mafuyu laeh
>heal uyufam
lmao what a retard
xth for why am I inside the bench
nth for I think I did ok for making the thread
>>123645430
i want to mess this lala up
>get on Gilgamesh with friends
>game is grindy but fun
>friends stop playing
>no one to talk to or idle with
>motivation evaporating
M-maybe tomorrow will be good
>>123645430
>lala thread
yeah, you messed it up
>>123645504
nice catpost
>>123645504
Us a fucking trip so I don't have to see your retarded useless shitposting ass
>>123645532
You didn't you fuck.
>>123645560
>>123645572
I just picked a pic that I could find fast.. I'm sorry.
>>123645558
Just transfer toBalmung.
>Ran away to forget about them.
>Always something there reminding me.
>>123645558
I can be your friend
>>123645497
it doesn't have any raids, they are hallways with rectangular boss rooms at the end
>not Harp Edition
Always next time.
nth for friends
>>123645737
Squares and circles*
>>123645692
I've thought about making a character there but it's never open.
>>123645724
You got a name? I'll add you when I get on
Justice.
>>123645759
posting friends
>>123645532
Never mind I messed up bad.. I'll go end myself with fates now.Forgive me.
>>123645759
I hope you die along with the shitposting cat
Goodness knows you've thoroughly forced your horrendous looking Roe onto the thread so much
What are you listening to /xivg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O7R4TpVQn0
>>123645759
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M
>>123645802
Demands retributionMysterious challenger sounds in the background
>>123645779
>I've thought about making a character there but it's never open.
Yeah, if you don't make a character in the first 3 minutes of servers going up, you're boned.
>>123645279
this guy gets it
>>123645436
THIS GUY GETS IT.
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aA4BjVu5vw
hello
>>123646058
knock knock
Does FFXIV have subscription fees?
I don't mind paying $60-$100 on the game, but I draw the line at subscription fees.
>>123645779
just post in the thread when you wake up
>>123646084
it has subscription fees and a cash shop
>>123646084
In the time it took for you to post this, you could've googled it and saved you time from the eyesore of these threads
You don't want to be here
>>123646084
12-18 a month.
>>123646068
nobody's home
>>123646143
knock
knockdo it right you fuck
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9GAxrQHmg
>>123645889
Please don't toot your theme song in the background I'm listening to mine.
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTzdpMbGHww
>>123646143
Ah yes the weekend~
Highschool is out for Shyvana~
Shitting all day long~
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm3gc_7OJA
>>123646024
I just want pureheight differencelove between two consenting Au Ra
>>123646290
i don't even go to highschool u idiot
>>123646173
no because it's probably going to be an elk joke
>>123646360
Going at it with that size difference is almost as puzzling as a Roe/Lala would be
>>123646173
WHO DERE?
>>123646360
Male Au Ra x female Midlander > male Au Ra x female Au Ra.
>>123645430
That's a cute lala.
>>123646487
Male Au Ra just have incredibly small dicks.
>>123646703
They have horsecocks.
>>123646612
fem midlanders fem au ra and fem cats are on a similar level of cute to me at this point
>>123646360
again
you just get it
height difference is flawless
>>123646475
elk's busy with ayase won't be elk joke promise
>>123646759
Don't talk about their horsehusbands like that.
>>123646770
UGHHHHHH
or its gonna be a level 60 joke
>>123646765
Ur cute
>>123646759
Can confirm, I slurp them daily
>>123646487
Got a bad case of the shit taste.
>>123646816
Thank you
are the other data canters filled with as many retards as Aether?
how the fuck are people this stupid? I'll never understand.
>>123646815
or how about your cat is a jokeseriously please fantasia hun
>>123646487
>tfw min height Au Ra
>>123646612
Male Roe x Male Au Ra
Male Au Ra x Male Anything is okay too.
>>123646703
>>123646759
{Stop!}
>>123646876
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
into what? male roe?
u want me to go male roe big boy?
HUH?
>>123646703
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53120453
nah
>>123646860
What else would you expect from an NA data center/
>>123646954
No I don't want to vomit when I open an image you FAS reject
>>123647036
>>123647036
fuck your char is filthy
Good night.
>>123647036
then what do you want me to fantasia into
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them allI'll give you a hint: not me.
>>123647193
A SQUID
>>123646939
Wanna compare our au ra height?
I heard it's best measured with our bodies touching...
>>123647226
it's me
>>123647264Are you on Balmung?
>male and female lala BLMs with matching last names
>238 and 243 DPS respectively
>not moving out of shit
T H E I N F I N I T E P A I N O F A E R Y
>>123647107
Get rid of the lipstick and maybe you can suck my dick or something idkis this fucking kumfi oh my god
>>123647136
Bitch you look like a punchable 11 year old don't even come for me. Like straight up 1:1 my sisters fat as fuck friend from middle school years ago, also as obnoxious so easily relatable
>>123647193
literally anything else
>>123647272
Hmmm, au ra, kinda cute, striking eyes and good fashion sense. 8/10
>>123647336
You're so good at figuring out which Roes are mine~
>>123647378
STOP
>>123647336
as you wish................
>>123647246
i will go back to squid one day
>>123647336
lmraow at least i dont look like a 60 year old grindr reject aptly named 'fun for $$$'
get outta here gramps i run this show
>>123647226
Very cute, in my opinion
>>123647419
BLUE BOY YES YES YES
CUTE CUTE CUTE
NEVER CHANGE
>>123647226
You're not online or I'd explain.
>>123647403
I can't stop I'm going to make another one right now
>>123647343
>>123646939
>tfw max height roe
I want to bully you.
>>123647446
Run the boring 4chan shitpost show like every other cronie?
You are literally common folk sweetie, dime a dozen.
>>123647453
or alternatively i could go back to my femroe that lasted for like 2 days
or maybe male au ra
orelezen
or even worseMALECATBOY
>>123647515
>>tfw max height roe
Don't tease me, anon.
>>123647589
>tfw so common they literally print 50 of me a minute in a factory somewhere
At least if I die, I won't die.
>>123647625>catboy
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>123647625
>an elezen made by Shyvana
Dead, abyssal stare
Atrocious colors/no coordination
Weeb name
This cat is the least offensive of your creations.
>>123647589
will abe add me back if i promise to cyber him up so fine
>>123647716meow
>>123647728
you forgot the "copied random person i picked out of nowhere"
>>123647681Are you on Balmung?
>>123647783
Nyes.
>see all these posts about Enochian rotations
>be lv56 and think 'just use it, what the fuck am I reading'
>get to lv58
>"oh hell this looks scary"
>easily managed
>>123647870Name?
>>123647926
It's hard to optimise in a situation where you have to move. Requires good timing and planning based on knowledge of the encounter.
>>123647964Location?
>>123647982
Neverreap will be fun, then.
>>123647446
How do you live with yourself knowing you're P'roci's used goods? Why do you shitpost about anyone when you were a literal fuckboy?
>tons of maiming gear drops while im leveling classes
>tempted to level it from 50
>cant remember the rotation worth a damn, id have to relearn all over again
kill me
>>123647515
>>123647681
>>123647783
>>123647870
>>123647964
>>123647993
I would like to remind everyone that boys belong with girls and not other boys.
Please cease your activities in the thread right now and find a cute girl to pleasure instead.
>>123647459
I'm coming online now to dick around a bit before I go do some project work
>>123647993Foundation.
>>123647625
>worse
You shut your whore mouth.
>>123648038
im not shitposting im v sincere, i make all my cyber partners have good cum
>>123648063
But girls belong with girls.
>>123648197
Ew no.
>>123648042
Dude, just spam 1 2 3 and apply any DoTs your class has and you'll be doing better than 80% of this game's playerbase already.
I had a BRD doing 500DPS in an expert yesterday, even AoE packs. They had full Eso with some pieces upgraded to 210. I'm not surprised anymore when I'm top DPS as a DRK.
>>123648038
>How do you live with yourself knowing you're P'roci's used goods?
Story?
>>123648197
This is true
>>123648197
>>123648197
>girls with girls
>all grown men
This will never cease to amuse me.
>>123648373
u were spooped by mummy?
>>123645889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Faf4MlbDk
>>123648042
DRG is so incredibly easy. How can you forget something like that?
Literally Heavy Thrust then Chaos Thrust combo, the Phleb, then Full Thrust combo twice until you get Fang and Claw. Then it's HT>CT combo>Fang and Claw/Wheeling Thrust>Pleb>FT Combo>Fang and Claw/Wheeling Thrust>HT>repeat
Just use oGCDs accordingly and you'll be fine.
>>123648343
Remember that time your fat sjw ass pushed poor Eggy out of the FC?
Haha good times huh
>tfw want to leave my FC but don't want anyone to be in it while I do it
>>123648406
>people who can't separate fantasy from reality still using the grown men meme in 2015
i bet you say ouch irl when you take damage in-game
>>123648462
>Just use oGCDs accordingly and you'll be fine
And this is exactly why my DPS is shit.
>>123648492
Elaborate?
>>123648526
Why? How? It's really easy.
>>123648519
>s-stop making fun of me j-just because i pretend to be a girl online and have internet sex with other grown men doing the same cause we can't get any in r-real l-life
wew lad
>>123648492
eggy got 'pushed out' because she didn't get the 24/7 attention from guys that she needs to survive in neet so she went crawling back to pure. no surprise really, she's done it before.
>>123648501
>tfw want to leave my FC but I'm afraid that I'll end up being alone
>>123648609
there isn't a straight guy in the whole fc, dumbass
>>123648197
girls can't love girls though, that's forbidden love!girls can only love boys
when they dim the lights and try to get with you
>>123648609
can u not
>>123648654
read my post again
>>123648679
why do you care? aren't you happy enough that you pushed out the nicest person on the server?
you're disgusting
>quietly waiting until the thread inevitably gets derailed with /vg/ FC drama yet again
You never disappoint lads
>>123648725
>nicest
wew
>it is moving back to balmung
Oh-hohohohoho
>>123648735
Did NEET disband? Did WINGS erp with a minor? Did honk! get keked?
>>123648157
Quality posting you got there lad
>>123648856
>can't find anyone that's into impregnation
so much for degenerate server huh
I keep getting weird Void Ark runs where no one seems to have any idea what they're doing (the fan-room thing is always a tremendous clusterfuck), no tanks want to main tank, and yet we still manage to one-shot everything pretty efficiently.
Is this shit just that easy or am I being paired up with 23 other Rain Man savants?
@,..,@ butt
>>123649013
oi oi
>>123649179
whisper me, spuki bugi
>>123649232
cheeky
>>123649190
Void Ark is just piss easy and you can do it without knowing anything about it.knock knock
>>123649280
good bants
>>123649251
mpreg is shit.
>>123649179
Message ME, Pashua Orchidaeno seriously
also its actually common, you just need to poke in the right corners.
>>123649315
I guess WoD and it constantly murderising everyone around me had actually raised my expectations of the 24 man raid content.Initiating regret engine: Who's there?
Even earlier i was making fun of the lv 60 roulette without running it ever since it was implemented.
>need some red scrip mats so go do my dailies for some easy law
>whole party is obviously a group of newbies as expected
>1st pull is tiny but either way i dps normally as usually
>aero III
>get aggro in one mob
>start spamming stone III on the one the tank is hitting
>get aggro too
>ohboyherewego
And this goes through the whole dungeon. I'd usually say, fuck this shit and either teach the tank or leave, but this time i decided to just watch things happen.
Was such a adorable run, the best part was a provoke > full pld combo and i still kept aggro as if nothing happened.
>>123649179
shoulda rolled on gilg you big dummy
>>123649515
Yeah WoD for definitely harder than VA. It's a shame that the already casual content is getting easier.Olive
>>123649179
Wanna meet somewhere to chat?
>>123649614
That's really too bad, cause runs imploding in anger and wiping on the three mobs at the beginning were the highlights of my week.
Not even kidding!Olive who?
>>123649705
Wow, I never expected you to be so sadistic. It was funny seeing a lot of people pretending to be great and then wiping on the first boss mechanic though!Olive you! Stay best poster <3
>tfw too scared to ERP with people because you're only into vanilla and they'll just get bored with you
>>123649767
are you a guy or a woman?
>>123649767
have a secretif you're decent at writing, then people wont get bored with you.
>>123649791
IRL or in game?
>>123649837
in game.
>>123649767
wanna have some sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? That's my fetish.
>>123649869
>breeding/impregnation
hot
>>123649749
I try not to let the fact that things go wrong bother me, it ends up translating into enjoying the carnage as it happens. If I was doing content with people trying to get them through for stuff I'd take it a bit more seriously and not just chortle at things exploding and dying en-mass.For that joke, you're best poster! This is a terrible burden and I'm so sorry.
>>123649858
Oh, girl.
>>123649869
If you're a girl then yes, but there won't be anyprocreating.
>>123649918
jk I'm into anal vore
>tfw hate NTR but always seem to do it to others.
>>123649982
Oh, it's you.
Go for female au ra and catgirls. People probably won't get bored of you if you are creative and a decent writer.
Go read up some smut if you want ideas how to keep it fresh.
>levelling gear
>>123649482Are you also into some bdsm? I might just get on Balmung and message you.
>>123650210
I... did you miss the entirety of yesterdayyes
sure is a lot of video game discussion going on here
BRD or MCH?
>>123650407
BOTH.
>>123650407
BRD in literally every situation except "my melee dps really want to parse this week"
i think mch has potential in a2s with perfect turret resets but idk. i doubt it. shit class desu.
>>123650387
i like bibeogames
>>123650387
I don't even know what people are talking about any more.
I mean is BDSM the name for new tokens? How much more junk is tied up in that?!
>>123650565
Fuck. I love MCH but I'm levelling BRD at the moment because I figured this seemed like the case.
I just like the idea of being the only guy in a world of dumbasses punching and stabbing each other sensible enough to use a gun.
>>123645430
>lala thread
fug yas
>>123645504
good morning bb
>>123650379No, i hardly come here. Will you be on later? I want to make you purr like a kitten.
>>123650387
Sorry.
What was the biggest disappointment in 3.1 for you guys?
I kinda feel let down by vermilion. They should've added something to keep people playing after they have done their challenges.
>>123650717
bloodborne u cheeky cunt
>>123650760
>What was the biggest disappointment in 3.1 for you guys?
Nothing happening in the story except for getting 2nd worst scion back.
new race graph of lvl 60's since ppl were crying about no numbers
LET'S TALK PATCH 3.2!
NAME ONE FEATURE/CHANGE/WHATEVER THAT WOULD MAKE YOU:
1) QUIT THE GAME
2) RESUB INSTANTLY
3) WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTING FROM THE PATCH
>>123648197
>girls
>both men
>liora
this post right here.... wew lad ........wew lad
>>123650578
Posting this was a mistake
>>123650836
>4,782 femroes
I suddenly feel so cold.
>>123650760Yes, I'm about to head out and be a giant normie right now though. I'll be back in about 4 hours.
Is Krile going to marry Alphinaud?
>>123650859
>1) QUIT THE GAME
Another bad raid tier
>2) RESUB INSTANTLY
Wolves Den 2 actually being popular
>3) WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTING FROM THE PATCH
Better than 3.0 but nothing exciting
>>123650910
how so
>>123651030
pls no save my screenshots
>>123650926
You're gonna start cold too. No one wants to cuddle lady shrek
>>123650992
>Wolves Den 2 actually being popular
1.fix melee lag
2.remove role restrictions
3.add ratings and copy WoW's arena model.
if they did that, i would play that shit 24/7
liora samefaging hour.
Protip - if you're gonna samefag, don't pretty on cd.
>>123651119
>1.fix melee lag
You get used to it, its just leading but I totally understand why people don't like it
>2.remove role restrictions
I don't really agree. 2x healer would be ridiculous chain raising each other and it creates a lot more imbalance than it solves
>3.add ratings and copy WoW's arena model.
for sure
>>123650926
That just makes finding us an adventureyou should find one to help you warm up
>Books
I don't know how I'll ever convince myself to be motivated for them.
>>123651119
>Remove melee lag
Yes please. As an EU player I CAN'T hit players on the move as a Melee class. It's impossible. Not only players but moving mobs as well.
Did they say anything about fixing PvP in 3.2? I haven't been following the live letters much. PvP as it is now is a complete and utter mess. It needs a big revamp.
>>123651227
just melee lb them and shut up already
>>123651227
>As an EU player
Why is this relevant?
>>123651186
my bad, thanks for tip
how do you guys feel about chocolate slavec@s
>>123651258
femnon here, please don't bully him because off his nationality anon.
>>123651258
EU on NA servers. This is literally the only game where I have such issues. I can play any other game on an NA server and nowt have to deal with terrible netcode.
>>123651275
>>123651275
Clumsily in the dark because no one can actually see you, I guess.
>>123651271
liora orbiter providing pics for "her". Your cat is ugly breh.
>tfw reinstalling wow
>>123651208
>That just makes finding us an adventure
I was thinking this! It was pretty exciting to find two during that anniversary event, standing in the same spot. We made fast friends, but I wanna play with them more often.And you're on Faerie.
>>123651030
You will see, i'm going to bestow a masterpiece upon the thread
please look forward to it
probably later though, i'm tired
>>123651119
>>123651227
>melee lag
I would love to know what constraining factors exist that make it so we're not allowed precise networking.
There's no reason I should have to be two feet ahead of a player to initiate a weaponskill. Hallowed Ground and their convenient excuse of "animation delays" is another problem entirely.
Why can't precision exist in this shitty game.
>>123651446
Why? There's no new content. You would literally be better off with TOR at the moment.
>>123651547
please, just let him go.
>>123651446
Thanks for the blog you twat.
Its ironic because I can totally imagine you fitting in perfectly into one of those LFR losers who think they know anything about the game. Lel
>>123651547
different anon, SWTOR? i was interested with the 18x exp boost but i heard that ended in october.
>>123651547
I'm just going to do 2's as double shockadin most likely
>>123651576
Not going anywhere
>>123651585
Cool
Think whatever you want, anon
>>123651374
but im a midlander
>>123651446
>tfw reinstalling wow and finding out that the chinese hacked my account
>>123651760
you smell like burgers lad
>get through ~15 levels over various classes
>finally running out of rested
>JUST decided to take a 50 to 51 so i get out of the ARR slump
c-cool
>>123651731
>the butthurt raiding off this post
What's it like knowing that hundreds of people that don't even know you personally somehow loathe you as much as your parents do?
Again...
>>123651851
People too scared to talk to me in-game loathe me
I'm going to cry desu senpai;w;
>>123651790
>me rping as a burger for anon
order up!
only Mr. Frosty understands my endless pain
>>123651952
>isn't that right mr frosty
>mr frosty: :l
>>123651915
Are you a big guy in game?
>>123651952
careful, you're hot enough to melt him.
>>123652020
For you
>>123651915
"Talk to me in game and not in the thread and see what happens"
HAHAHA
You are literally the most beta faggot in game dude, stop acting up. People despise you because you worked very hard on being as obnoxious as possible since you started posting in this threads.
>>123652086
Post your name then
>>123652086
It's ok N.C.
Take your pills for assburgers and it will be ok
>>123652086
You know what, yeah. Who is this? Take a screenshot right now inside The Hourglass, standing on the bed.
I wonder how long it will take me to get a group for Pharos Sirius normal.
The thing says 7 minutes but I'm unconvinced. It has been 30 already.
>>123651952
Don't put him next to a fire you stupid bitch
>>123651884
I wanna ERP this cutey.
>>123652243
post data center and classes needed
gruffy stop turning your trip on and off. I'm sure they're just messing with you.
>>123652210
>>123652113
>thinking people will ever own up to it
weeeeeeeeeew
no one ever has the balls to
like
ever
>>123652280
No you don't.
>>123652279
What did you just call me you fruity twink gaylord
Walk away or you're getting a knuckle sandwich
im going to hug carrot
>>123652475
>complaining that people don't come to an anonymous image board to brandish an identity
Words cannot describe this level of stupid
>>123652565
I'm going to hug your carrot...with my mouth
>>123652483
Why not?
>>123652565
get in line
>>123652626
no me...
>>123652607
>twisting words
>implying it isnt using the veil of anonymity to talk shit because you're wayyy too much of a pussy beta to do it elsewhere
>>123652664
is that ippiki
why's he thirsting after men
>>123652630
Because I'm going to!
>>123652626
Please explain in detail...
>>123652475
it was me, medium hot, drawing penises on your screenshots the whole time. i love you squid.
>>123652685
C-Chad?
>>123652475
Why would anyone ever reveal their identity if they don't have to? You have nothing to lose by remaining anonymous, the possible social repercussions of talking shit and revealing your identity simply isn't worth it for most people.
>>123652607
>complaining that people don't come to an anonymous image board to brandish an identity
Not the case, Einstein. You called someone beta who has the balls to stamp their name next to anything they type. If you were in the right, you would have no problem telling us who you are. But you're just a beta shitposter.
Good on you for establishing Guffy as big futadick alpha.
>>123652693
>I need to have an identity to call you a retard
This is you right now.
>>123651446
>tfw did the same after 5 years not playing
>played an hour
>uninstalled
I cant go back anymore.
BLM SHOULD BE DUAL WIELDING WANDS
>>123652798
>Why would anyone ever reveal their identity if they don't have to?
Remaining anonymous discredits your statements.
>>123652867
More like you should be dual wielding my rod.
we need thread IDs. then we could watch how many people stop posting their avatars or change their IP to post them to avoid being linked to it. guarantee all of NEET/honk/Saint would stop avatarfagging.
>>123652825
haha good one you got me
>>123652798
although that is a good point i find it hard to believe that the people here of all places remain anonymous for any other reason than that they are straight just pussy bitches desu
>>123652763
i...
what?
>>123650836
How is Au Ra so popular, it's pure cancer. Literally.This only applies to females.
>>123652996
But I couldn't post lewd stuff then.
>>123652975
but anon i didn't even post my character
>doing Ravana Ex in DF
>party is pretty close to a clear
>a few people die to a liberation mechanic like usual
>tank jumps off the edge and says to wipe it while we have healer lb
>other tank jumps with him
>the entire party is up now except the two tanks that jumped and we have 12% left on Ravana
>people just drop the party entirely after that
Fucking why
Anyone transferring off balmung now that it is returning?
>>123653047
It doesn't matter, you're going to dual wield this rod of mine.
>>123653047
Are you really saying no to a big wizard rod and all the magic stored up inside it?
>>123653102
Why the fuck would it come back.
Or are these memes.
>>123653036
G O O D
O
O
D
>>123653165
needs more subs for money. what else?
>>123653165
Protip: when you pretend to be someone else, learn how to use question marks, vjera.
>>123652996
>"N-N-No one could possibly like anyone in those Companies! Absolutely samefagging!"
I like Harp, Liora.. Those are the only two I can recall by Company-association, I don't really give a damn where these nice people join.
Is Diadem still happening on your server or is it Diadead?
>>123652996
I'd rather have shadowban than thread ID's but if we had either I would be happy.
Too bad Hiro won't bother.
>retarded shameless butthurt beta wannabe tough ugly permavirgins think they have the right to tell anyone what to do
>>123653375
Wanna play gw2?
>>123653375
i want to hug esdeath
>>123653375
listen dude
i like your fuckin style
A+ post
>>123653416
how dare you taint the sacred bond between a healer and her tank with this smut
I really like most of xivg desu
Mostly all very kind and deserve friendship
Except for the 10% that should be medicated and locked away
Anyone wanna pound my squidhole?
- squid
>>123653416
Does it matter what Job I play? What race are you?
>>123653416
what a coincidence i've been looking to fill that position for about a month now
>>123653416
>that size difference
I am convinced that Yoshi added male au ra purely for my pleasure.
>>123653457
>>123653416
Stop race mixing.
>>123653404
I want to fuck Putell
Au Ra would be 100% better if they removed the scales and just had the horns tbqh.
>>123653560
it's ok, the straight catgirls won't go for you anyways. it's a different market.
>>123653587
bit lewd
>>123653543
stop posting the fucking squid and go level. post cat if you have to post.
>>123653661
shit taste
So I was talking with my catgirl friend and the subject of petting came up as being super lewd.
That's not true is it? She said it was every bit as lewd as hand holding. I hope not, I've been /pet 'ing every cat I see.
>>123653768
>liking shit scales with shit textures
get out
If there was multiple types of scales on body and you could choose color instead of it being white or blue for the clans would have been so much better.
>>123653740
>>123653661
They would also be better if male au ra would have a shota option.
Bishy guys are dreamy as heck, but sometimes you just want to dominate a cute boy and show him forbidden motherly love...
>>123653416
artist?
more?
>>123654048
lala are that option
>>123654048
>no race that consists of nothing but shota and snu snu.
>>123653416
same t-b-h
>>123654161
Lala aren't shota.
>>123654161
>lala
>shota
they look like creepy dolls
>>123653416
jesus fuck what's wrong with her boobs
>>123654161
Lalas are rodents.
Tonight I'll DF ravana for the first time
I didn't understand one thing from the guides: he does the cleave that must be shared during add phase, right? This mean that if I'm the OT I have to stay near the MT and ignore adds? Or am I supposed to memorize the full rotation and run in front of him only when necessary?
>>123654512
He'll alternate between Tapisvaya and Blinding Blade. Once you take a hit, wait for him to do his 3-part cleave and then move back with the main tank. You can help with adds, just pay attention to Ravana's cycles.
tfw no bf to love me and cuddle with me
>>123654443
i'm gonna take this pic to the bushes
>>123654610
Do you like male au ra?
speak of the devil
>>123654672
Depends on the person who plays one~
>>123654610
do you like cute boys
>>123654610
>>123654862
Marsy! I liked you better as a c@!
Please stop ruining my general..I already ruined it from the start.
>>123654862
Oh, sorry for bothering you then. I hope you find a nice bf.
>>123654443
>TFW male elezen
>>123654892
I love cute boys!
>>123654934
I miss her sometimes..
>>123654990must have front and back tails for eligibility
>>123655059
the au ra is better desu
>>123655059
do you like cute boys who play greasy catgirls
stop posting breeder art and post some man on man action
>>123655498
spoilered forcute
>>123654443
You sound interesting, but how can i be sure that your mind won't break and you won't go full ahegao as soon as I get some fell cleave crits?
>>123654610
What a boring looking lizard.No wonder you don't have a boyfriend.
>>123655550
Yes cute non sexual stuff is a bonus.
>>123655567
You can't
>>123655581
but you don't have a boyfriend either
>>123655232
REFRAIN FROM GIVING RATINGS WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A PILE OF GARBAGE TOOK FORM
>>123655581
who dis urethra barista
>>123655550
Delicious Jelly filled Donuts.
>>123655581
this is possibly the ugliest character I've ever seen
wtf is wrong with... everything
>>123655670
>>123655232
I think so too. c:
>>123655403
If they aren't slutty cats.
>>123655581
That was mean,please apology.
>>123655581
>those crazy eyes
>scales framing the facepaint
holy SHIT
>>123655581
creepycute
I like it.
>>123655810
you pretend to be a girl on the internet and you're a massive footfag. i'm sure you can handle some slutty cats.
tfw everyone is posting gross lizards instead of cute cat boys
>>123655581
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaace
>>123655581
I really like this au ri.
>>123655885
Why does this one have dirt on it's face
>>123655907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TtUBZyYJr0
>>123655810
kill yourself retarded internet gay hugboxer
seriously do it
>>123654990
shoulda joined the master race loser
>>123655810
im not a slut........
>>123655970
Au Ra are just tainted Elezen. Fucking voidsent shit.
tfw contemplating pulling an all-nighter for no real reason
>>123655581
An Au Ra that isn't basically a boringlander with hornsand actually looks kinda good? You should probably hide or something, your face will probably end up on a Hunting Board for being such rare creature.
>>123655879
I dont have a foot fetish,thats a big lie!
>>123656219
Then be my bf~
>>123656394
ya okay
when's the wedding
>>123656318
who needs reasons when you have DEPRESSION
>>123656495
Damn it Tatsuya stop making sense.
>>123656495
amen to THAT, brother
>>123656318
That's what I'll do tonight
Drinking alone in my room while doing some casual shit in game, contemplating suicideIt's my birthday..
>>123656394
also a compulsive liar.
How do I take gud screencaps?
>they have a moogle house anywhere but lavender beds
what is it like having shit taste?
>>123656895
make good looking female au'ra, midlander, or miqote and dress in skimpy outfits and press scroll lock to hide ui then print screen. pause key also makes u face camera. also using /gpose.
>>123656247
Perfection.
The best race bar none
>>123656712
i'm tryna fuck who's that
>>123656694
happy birthday my dude
remember that every day is one day less every day is one day less
hope u feel better though.
>>123657186
Another tranny.
>tfw want to quit but can't
anyone else?
>>123656694
>that spoiler
happy birthday, anon!!
Thinking of leaving the game by the start of december if I can't manage to find a raid group.
Maybeminding my real life business and troubles before an onlinegame was a bad idea after all. What the heck do I do to enter a raid group being an inexperienced fuck at il200?
>>123657324
What, do you have friends?
>>123656712
Just because I'd do that doesnt mean I got a foot fetish~
>>123657280
what does that have to do with literally anything i just wanna hit em up juheard
>>123657324
i quit for a little but ended up coming back kinda but not really doing much
what else are you gonna do with $15
>>123657456
This is what denial looks like.
>>123656495
Melancholy is the most beautiful thing in existence. You are truly happy only when your soul is crushed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6jInWJ4Ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQqYwR5Ts4
>>123656694
Happy birthday.
>>123657324
I have another MMO that I love. But I can't quit XIV because I made friends. A lot of them.
>>123656694
Happy birthday, anon!
>>123656694
Hey man, happy birthday. Take it easy on the drink. I know what it's like to feel like that.
>>123657409
I'm in the same situation man. Every raid group, including my fc's, expects that I drop my IRL business and make this game my job. I mean, that's sorta ok in "hardcore" mmos like old wow, but in ff? Really? Also fucking statics being always full, you need to either form one from scraps or be the 8th man. This system sucks.
>>123657479
Shush,I'm pure.
>>123657671
Do you like kisses on the neck and long cuddling under the moonlight?
why is everyone so mean to eachother
>>123657798
people are not good to each other
>>123657792
I prefer kisses on my lips but yes.
>Doctor Sera and Mr Viera hour
im out
>We fixed the duty finder. Prease rook forward to it.
>>123657473
marsy ayanami, good luck with vjerasera 3.0
Why do people say WAR is fun? DRK and PLD are easily more exciting
>but muh fell cleave
>but muh aggressive tanking
end yourself
>>123657918
why do you post pictures of boys with girls when you're a disgusting faggot pretending to be gay on the internet
>>123658081
Why do people think this game is fun? WoW is easily more exciting.
>but muh ERP simulator
>but muh glamors
end yourself
Odds - Go casual
Evens - Go hard again
>>123657918
You sound really cute. What server are you on?
JP player calls out NA/EU players, how do you guys feel about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPlInJNc1Vc
>>123658048
okay but that doesn't help me at all
i'm assuming their on balmung like everyone else
what a time to be alive
>>123658203
I'm on balmung.
>>123657792
I'm listening.
>tfw when using the lb
Forgot I was a tank.
Should I bite the bullet and transfer from Exodus to Balmung or Gilgamesh?
>>123658248
>18 minutes
tl;dw
>>123658248
i feel like you're late to the party and ippiki "submit a video for my approval" atros plan for NA blacklist fell on it's face
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XqWlPuuX5L
>>123658026
>PREASE
>ROOK
>FORWARD
>>123658374
Exodus is the 4+4chin server, so yes, leave as soon as you can.
>>123658374
Yes. You're just looking for socializing, right? Gilgamesh for content, Balmung for community. Tons of people here.
>>123658374
gilgamesh is the greatest
kinda
>>123658465
>level 60
for what purpose
I'm both pretty new to the game myself and hoping to get some friends into it. Are there any easy-to-understand beginner's guides that are up to date with Heavensward?
>>123658492
>Exodus is the 4+4chin server
explain
>>123658395
>JP player complains about how NA pugs can't even clear Alex Savage 3 while JP can do it no problem
>JP player complains about how fucking casual Reddit is
>JP player complains about Square Enix spending too much time on Lords of Verminion instead of making new PvE content
>>123658589
ESO
S
O
don't bother telling me to do expert, I fucking know I can do expert
>>123657409
there is no point trying to get a raid group now.
come back in 3.2
>>123658593
Whats there to explain? h8-chans FC "New Wheels order" is on Exodus.
>>123658592
Check out Mr. Happy's guides
>>123658615
Please tell me they directed him to the forums to vocalize that opinion since these developers don't give a fuck about what white pig says. Not like our community reps do anything to get a message to the people who DEVELOP THE FUCKING GAME
>>123658615
Gilgamesh can pug A3S :^)
>>123658372
XIV's party-based limit break is stupid. The idea itself is ok since this is a multiplayer game, but the execution is just terrible.
They should just give everybody their own LB bars. At least healers and tanks would have an actual reason to use LB other than "my party went full retard" and very specific situations that you would rather avoid/find an alternative solution instead of relying on tank/healer's LB.
>>123658823
>NA community team actually gave Mr. Happy the fucking time of day
Shows how literally shit they are.
>>123659028
That's stupid.
Without the group aspect it's just another cooldown to be popped every few minutes
>>123658784
>What's there to explain?
like, who the fuck are those people and why should I care?
>mr.happy still making big bucks off xiv faggots despite barely playing the game and now just makes 10+ minutes videos about lodestone posts recapping shit
so jelly
>>123659135
>big bucks
worse than minimum wage is not big bucks
>>123659181
keep in mind the average 4chan nerd lives off their parents allowance or autism bucks
anything more is $$$crill to them
>>123658457
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XqWlPuuX5L
Top kek
>tfw i constantly pretend to be interested in meeting people in the thread but always back out at the last secondI'm sorry but this is the only time i get to talk to people in my life. At least you get the attention you want.
>tank
>is good
>lalafell tank
>"raise please"
I've stopped seeing my emotes on general chat. Restored the settings but I still don't see them. Is this another bug from the last patch or how do I fix it?
>>123659072
>just another cooldown to be popped every few minutes
Better than a long ass cooldown that will only be used by one guy in the whole party just to speed up the battle for a bit by doing some extra damage and nothing else.
Extra buttons to press are always nice, anyway. At least it would feel more like a typical FF game.
>>123655581
red boobies
>>123659389
>healer
>is shit
>catboy healer
>times heals perfectly, DPSes appropriately, babysits retard tanks and DPS, is very attractive
>>123659528
>extra buttons to press in a game that's already plagued with horrendous skill bloat
'Kay
>>123659380
do you love yourself?
>>123659528
i've seen where that image is from
that incubus pee'd
>>123659605
>first I take your comms
>then I take your bitch
>>123659380
why not just actually meet them and talk to them ingame though
i dont get it
>>123659605
>male character healer
>is good or at least average/learning, doesnt talk much but gets the job done
>female character healer
"ballad pls," "oom," "sorry ;3;," doesnt dps and is a loot magnet
>>123659521
Depends on the channel you're in, pick related.
>>123659028
PS3 limitations, i mean when a system is so stretched that it can't display party stat bonuses on the same screen as TP bars then you know there's issues
>>123659049
is this any surprise when the OF itself is hot garbage
>>123659605
Now that I think about it, this is never true.
>>123659521
click emotes and then at the bottom tick the box that makes them show up in chat
>>123659642
There is nothing in this world that I hate more than myself.
>>123659750
Because I am a horrible person and I don't want to ruin the mood or happiness of others.
Do you know that feeling when you don't fit in a group? That feeling when your brain is telling to just to drop it and disappear but there's a blanket over you, preventing from moving? That's what I feel when I'm with people.
Still, they get their attention and I get my mandatory human contact.
>>123659996
Why are you in a birds nest squid
Youre a squid not a bird
>>123659605
>catboy healers
Not even once.
>>123659605
>catboy healer
>>123660008
I feel you pretty deeply but I hope you can learn to not hate yourself, it is a mountain and there are good days and bad but you can do it no matter the weight of the things you carry
lets shift the thread from social garbage attention whogre degeneracy to deprived sexual pixel slut basement degeneracy
>>123660278
those t@s are too big for a c@
>>123660278
how about we don't?
>>123660278
Fuck no.
>>123660278
i'm not deprived but if someone wants to e-suck my dick i'm down for that
still lf healslut
or cuties
etc.
>Wake up to Steam messages asking me of I'm going back to Balmung.
???
What did I miss, was someone masquerading around as me.
>>123660154
Brahms linked me this image through someone once.
>>123660008
i'm sure you're not as bad as you think. you overestimate your ability to affect people you barely know/don't know at all. i do understand what you mean about not fitting in, though, but if you put in the effort you're bound to connect with at least one person. there are lots of lonely people out there who can probably relate to you.
sorry if i'm coming across as dismissive but you shouldn't give up!
>>123660008
are you me?
>>123660502
not that guy but those are fairly common symptoms of depression.
>>123660431
All me, Jessa Covey.
>>123660325
>>123660335
>>123660373
>>123660402
ok
>>123660906
Its okay, some of us appreciate your effort.Sadly the poly stretch makes it look blocky.Amusing to imagine a c@ sucking on her own as you pound away between them.
WHO BITCH THIS IS ?
>>123659883
Yeah, I have them enabled.
is BLM at lvl 60 all INT or is there still some pie meme for an extra fire or whatever
>>123659864
>gay male character healer
>excellent healer but sometimes just won't shut up.
>will suck your cock
>you can always talk to them when you want to trash talk other people
>male character healer
>is good or at least average/learning, doesnt talk much but gets the job done
>female character healer
"ballad pls," "oom," "sorry ;3;," doesnt dps and is a loot magnet
>>123659380
>>123660008
what's your server? I felt pretty much the same for a long time, but I'm slowly learning how to get out of it. It's okay if you don't want to tell.
>>123661074
Then do what the other anon said, open up the "emotes" list in your social panel, and make sure the "Display log message" is toggled on.
>>123661140
if youre gonna add to my list,at least throw in a > that i forgot..
>lesbian healer
>doesnt exist, too busy arguing in fc/ls chat to level
>>123661068even if you put the standart slider to 50 they are blocky
thank you ps3
>>123659605
you meant boylander healer silly cat
what does /xivg/ think of lalafell?
>>123645504
>me
That's your character anon, not you.
>>123661070
That's my character.
>>123661275
Everyone hate us
>>123661275
uhm... Are you a boy or a girl?
If it's latter, please be my gf.
>>123661129
264 PIE to pull off the 6 fire 4 opener
if you have 263 it's fine cus you should get the PIE bonus from any party you have with a healer who ain't dumb
>>123661179
>>123659996
Oh, right. Didn't understand what he meant at first. Thanks a lot, anons.
>>123661140
a lot of the female character healers i've messed with on that level are just 10x more submissive versions of the gay male character healers you described
>>123661291
>implying people here typically even differentiate between their character and themselves
>>123661275
LOOK AT ME
I'VE GOT A GROUP OF LALA XD!
>>123660278
thats disgusting
justice for egg
kick the whale lads
Why can't the unyielding religious zealots ever be the good guys
>>123661401
female character healer here, can confirm.
>>123661527
why arent u asleep
>>123661327
Oh well, I can't blame them
>>123661351I'm sorry
>>123661361
>a healer who ain't dumb
But isn't SCH the only healer that offers PIE bonus?
What if I get matched up with two WHMs?
>>123661605
because religious zealotry is the distilled essence of evil
>>123661275
fucking football with legs
>>123661401
>>123661615
>le submissive healer maymay
WoW ruins everything
>>123661605
>muh freedomz muh dictatorship is le bad XDDD
>>123661275
The best.
>>123661275
Cute. My main and alt are both lalafell.
>>123661645
>>123661821
lala boys are disgusting please kill yourselves
>>123661787
well you don't gotta be mean about it
>>123661275
HATE RODENTS
>>123661140
>Female Miqo'te in slut glamour* character healer.
FTFY
>>123661787
It's the truth.
>>123661905
No. They are cute.
>>123661615
this person speaks for everybody it is now factual
>>123661787
i don't care if it's a meme or not
healsluts are stellar
and i will find one again soon enough. soon enough.
>tailor-make a private chamber to be the ultimate comfy place for myself
>feel guilty because I don't spend enough time there to justify the cash spent/time invested
Maybe I should start AFKing in my chamber overnight.
4 man savage content with the best gear when?
>>123661140
>>female character
More like real female.
Us otaku neet perverts aren't like that.
>>123662215
no, you are even worse
Weekend. They are at home and most likely "bored". Are you ready for le midlanders to hit the thread?
>healer, female character
>often go into random pfs or duties or whatever I don't need just to help out
I just want to be usefuland maybe have the tank bully me a little!
>>123662215
this. I've been in several groups with IRL female healers in my mmo life. AVOID THEM LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE
They incarnate every possible stereotype associated with girl gamers.
On the other side, IRL females who play dps are usually not bad.
>>123650190
>levelling gear
>>123662260
Maybe the Balmung degenerates.
I dps more than I heal.
>>123662384
what server fäm
>still no endgame content that requires you to CC with sleep
>"b-but then you'll need to take a WHM or BLM!"
>not taking a WHM and/or BLM to endgame
Do you like miqo'te...?
>>123662215
>>123662386
>mfw female guild leader who kept fawning over me while her husband was also in Teamspeak
Yeah, they are the worst.
>>123662107
I'm just one example in a sea of examples.
>>123662501
>99% of CC/utility has a potency value attached to it
>CC will never be realistically required for dungeons or raids
>you will never have to sap a mob pre-pull, or chain-stun a caster/healer to prevent it from nuking the group or healing the other mobs to full
>you will never have to chain-banish a powerful voidsent to prevent it from wiping the group out while you deal with the lesser trash leading up to a boss
>you wiill never have to time pacifications perfectly to prevent a powerful physical mob from gibbing the tank
>you will never do fun stuff in dungeons or raids
>>123662501
There are several fights when you can cc with sleep/bind, it's just not worth doing it because prioritizing dps is always better, that's how the game is designed. Think for example of garuda plumes, or shiva adds. I can't imagine a situation where sleep would be mandatory, because dps would just be better.
>>123662496
Excal desu
Fucking American holidays
Worse than a plague
>>123662386
>not bad
>tfw i'm just above average-good at everything but nothing amazing.
>outparse people (not too much), be the better co healer, etc on average
>tfw this'll beall i amount to
>>123662670
>husband isn't even the guild leader
What a ntr lover.
>>123662348
Good, that should be what happens.The best part is at the end of the dungeon when you start teasing them while the DPS are waiting on rolls and talking about "Oh your going to get it when we get home!"
>>123662756
They could just make it required by having it cause an instant wipe or complete heal like mentioned in >>123662743 or fucking anything >>123662743 mentioned
>>123662783
It's just a matter of practice m'lady, as long as you have a positive attitude
>>123662758
IGN?
>>123662541
Only when their eyes roll into the back of their heads due to a ferocioushand holding
Without that? I think their tails need to be involved in /cpose more, especially while sitting. One where they pull it into their lap and idly play with the end would be adorable.
>>123662743
That's a bad feel anon.
This person messages me unprovoked like every day or so, how do I get them to stop? I don't even know what they are saying today.
>>123662916
That would lead to specific job requirements and discrimination.
Please don't look forward to it.
>>123662974
p-pls don't bully
>>123663048
foot fetish
>>123663048
suck his co**k
>>123662953
>positive attitude
very. i try to be helpful and give advice rather than scold, because negativity would get us nowhere but standing idle as we type out an argument.
>>123663103
i won't.
>>123663048
>how do I get them to stop?
Blacklist, you dumb fuck. But you won't because you enjoy the attention, slut.
>>123663048
I think they're complimenting your legs.
Tell them you're already the qt gf of another, usually shuts them up.
>>123663117
cookk?
>>123662743
It sucks because even if they did design content to favor this, people would be complete shit at it because what we have right now is still to hard for most.
>>123663060
Not if Yoshi could stop being lazy and learn actual game balance, but I guess being a hack and making everything homogeneous is all that matters.
Ok how about this for dungeon content: Optional Hard Modes triggered within the fight. Kinda like Uldaur.
For example, some dude is a boss, and when he gets down to like 3% he starts trying to summon a demon. The cast takes so long that there is no way in hell a group that is trying to stop the cast will let him succeed. If the party lets the cast finish, the fight enters a whole new phase much harder than the first part of the fight and you get better rewards from winning.
>>123663048
NEET and friends leaving NEET house to bully Eggy in public channels. Typical.
>>123663048
>not BLing him already
You obviously like the attention, then.
>>123663139
Oh actually I didn't even think of that. There are like no gil spammers on Balmung so I haven't been using the blacklist. I'll just do that.
>>123663165I did few days ago
>>123663048
This person has been doing the same to me for months. I never reply.
>>123660154
what? are u racist or something????
>>123663048
I get tells from him too about my feet. Blacklisted him awhile ago. Weirdo.
>>123660273
It's ok. I turn into an emotional bitch only during the weekends when icheat and skip on my meds so I still remember who I really am.Come monday and i'll be back to the person everyone expects me to be. But tell me, why the fuck couldn't I have been normal?
>>123660443
I know, but that little knocking at the back of your head that constantly tells you "Go away. You don't fit. Don't let them form an emotional bond with you" and all of that. The only time i met up with someone from the thread was a ruse and they just laughed at me and the only friend in this game I had, abandoned me as soon as they got their life back on track.
You're not dismissive at all, and in fact you are 100% right. I'm sure everyone has these knocks in their head but they are actually capable of dealing with them. I am grateful for your reply.
>>123660502
I hope not. You deserve to be happy.
>>123661174
Balmung. I rolled on it in hopes to make some friends since the server is so alive.Bad idea.Anyways, sorry for ruining the game discussion.
>>123662743
Mobs that require CC would be great. Remember these fucks and their totems back in Sethekk Halls? Boy was that a horrible experience if someone was new.
I kind of miss that kind of things in this game. You can just go full DPS and ignore mob abilities for the most part.
>>123663048
>male cat
>sexual harassment of a female
Good one.
>>123663048
Thank you for namedropping another random person, epic 4chan! Report in to honk! for your invitation. Oh wait, you already are in a 4chan FC
>>123663406
Wow, people have names on the game! Who the fuck cares?
>>123663048
so what kind of ERP should I aim for with ada if I want to get into wings?
>shitty erping cat gets thousands of replies because he's dating abe
he's not even good at erp, lads
>>123663048
>healing on a controller
I really hope people demand 4 man raids.
I really, really want 4 man raids.
>>123663342
the fuck is that picture
way to make me look retarded, new japanese overlords
>>123663534
shitting into one's mouth, pissing into's ones eyes and so on. it's JUST A HOBBY :)
>>123663534
The absolute worst kind.
>>123663562
>implying they play the game
smuganimegirl.jpg
>>123663562
Eh? I hope you're not implying it's anyhow hard.
>>123663594
>XIV player base
>Demanding ANY raid content
You are a funny guy.
>>123663048
so let me get this straight: instead of telling him to stop, sending him a tell asking him to fuck off, or just blacklisting him, you decided to take your sweet time making a post about it here?
>>123663776
The Nips might and that is probably what matters.
>>123663594
Would be nice and eliminate the already annoying division of scheduling raiding around 8 people in a turbo casual MMO.
I wouldn't even care if it's super recycled content, just give me a fight with the difficulty turned up so me and 3 others can be pushed to the limits of knowing our jobs. Of course, shitters would still never clear before echo it but at least it would be small enough that most people could knock it out with their friends.
>>123663534
I can't say for sure but I hear Ada is really intobeing messaged politely just like any other person.
>>123663562
What about it? Mouse + keyboard is really bad for my hands. The only real disadvantage it has is that you can't really heal people outside of your own group easily but that's a non-issue. I don't really want to delve into the ‘you're not playing the way I'm playing, stop!!’ shit though
>>123663649
As long as I'm not already busy with something, I'm always up to run stuff, just message me.
>>123663781
Yeah!Look at all the (You)s I got!
>>123663342
You sound like we'd be good friends anon. Sadly, I don't play on balmung. Don't give up, if I exist then I'm sure that also other people like us exist, you just have to find them.
>>123663103pls respond
>>123663912
how much shit do i have to eat?
do i have to throw it up?
do i have to eat it again?
>>123663690
>Healing on a controller is easy guys!
>Oh-oops
>>123663897
I would love the idea of difficult 4 mans serving as a gateway into proper endgame raiding.
Like how Burning Crusade worked.
>>123664016
>if you fucked up healing it's because you're on controller
I know you're shitposting but at least step it up a little.Keep posting cute c@s though.
>>123663980
Anon, please....it's just a hobby...
Why would you shame people eating shit and drinking piss? Surely you do not shame pedophiles and rapists? After all, it's just a hobby!
>>123663342
What is it that the meds change about you that you feel the need to skip them for a couple days at a time? Perhaps you should speak to your doctor/psychiatrist and see if you can find something that's a better fit.
You don't need to be any type of person for anyone juheardddddd. Who cares about expectations?
And what is even abnormal about you? What sort of arbitrary standard of normalcy are you holding yourself up to? You shouldn't have any silly ideas in your head as to what is or is not normal. You're as normal as anyone else. I assume you're human at least. If not then you may be a little bit abnormal.
>>123664114
>has ERP logs posted to /d/ and shared all around here
>has f-list in search info
Surely your actions will bring Ada to shame.
>>123664016
I bet you haven't even tried it.
>>123664114
what kinda bait...
>>123663342
>Sethekk Halls
Oh my god, the memories are coming back.
>>123664114
>Why would you shame people eating shit and drinking piss?
is this a geniune fucking question
>comparing it to rape and pedophilia
>calling any of those hobbies
i'm baited, hook line and sinker.
>check Wings roster
>shana
>valshit
>lancia
>spiral shitter
I guess I'll pass
where da highlander wimmen @
>>123664504
You wouldn't have joined anyway.
So /xivg/
Tell me about some of the titles people choose in this game and what they actually mean.
For example:
Pure White - Pure Slut and thirsty for Cock.
>Being in FCs with individuals who are primarily ERPers.
>>123664292
>Not having F-list.
>>123664998
PLEASE
>>123663342
i'm sorry to hear that happened to you. it's part of life though unfortunately, you'll go through a lot of fake friends and such to find ones that stick with you through thick and thin. i'm glad you think i didn't come off as dismissive, though.
if you'd like someone to talk to, we could hang out if you like, since i'm also on balmung. or steam is an option too. regardless though i hope you find some way to get out of this slump.
this is why people are bad at vidya
>>123664016
Yeah.
It's so hard ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_kGVgQ1LU
tfw no bf to nurse me while im being sick in bed
>>123663342
You shouldn't be looking for friends on 4chan, especially here in xivg. Come the fuck on. Do you have any idea what kind of people are in 4chan FCs? Never heard of those dramas, romances, and backstabbing? I assure you, if someone avatarfags or is a personality here, or you at least heard his name in the thread, he's a problem. Every single one.
>>123665239
Do you like elezen.........
>>123664931
I had the best Highlander that didn't look like a man-faced botox downschild.
But everyone dislikes chocolate.
>>123665157
>Alluding to reporting someone for using a parser.
Salt.
>>123665267
I'm not a problem...
>>123665267
>believing everything you see posted on /xivg/
come on, anon... you're better than that...
>>123665157
>parsing in pvp
what a fucking idiot
>>123665239
>tfw no sexy tank bf to push me onto my back, hold me down by the throat, and forcefully penetrate me
>>123665362
>everyone dislikes chocolate.
Bullshit and you know it, there are a dozen of thirsty niggers who love chocolate here.Myself included
>>123664931
>>123665157
>austistic
Reported.
>>123665267
i've only met one mean person in-game. the rest are mean anonymously!
everyone else has been very nice these past 3 or so months.
>>123665439
>pvp
>>123665362
>ruki with dark skin
original
>>123664292
Ada's erp log with Mutsu was pretty good.
On that note, anyone have tips for getting into erp for the first time? I'm not a good writer so I'm worried about boring people to death. I care more about the other person's enjoyment than my own.
>>123665206
>japanese player
>not a NA shitter
Duh.
Still 0 dps.
>tfw no impure thoughts about my party members
Come on guys, we're here to get a job done.
>>123665362
>I had the best highlander
Opinion.
>But everyone dislikes chocolate.
Opinion.
>>123665362
but her lips look botox as fuc
its my only problem with highlanders
>>123665553
That's nowhere near the quality of Ruki lmao
>>123663342
>>123665267
ironically, the person giving you advice right now, the au ra avatarfaggot, was involved in some transsexual romance drama with memeika and ninii
save yourself from this place
>>123663259
>months
You mean years.
>>123665539
>tfw liora thinks you hate him
>>123665267
Yes, that's why I'm looking for a group of normal people who just want to hang out, no erp-strings attached, too bad this server doesn't seem to exist.
>>123665554
I could teach you...
If you like elezen...
>>123665554
You can either just write your own smut until you're comfortable, or approach someone who's equally new to it. Which is usually easy to find in this general.
>>123665669
Still amuses me that ninii made a post on the RPC
>>123665157
>a parser? GET HIM
Fucking hate this hugbox community of shitters.
>>123665482
That's good I guess.
>>123665553
Ruki's looks like it has downs, though. The two of ours can be clearly distinguished. Please don't compare my chocolate goddess to white skin filth.
>>123665578
Nah.
>>123665736
>Still amuses me that ninii made a post on the RPC
Link?
>>123664931
>>123663048
Put in your profile (Yuri)
Jesus fucking Christ.
Eventually you're going to need to deal with the fact you're an RL man and love RL dick.
Why are there so many ugly girl avatars?? Only irl girls seem to know how to make a pretty avatar
>>123665725
This isn't a joke!
>>123665736
Just write my own? I guess I could try.
>>123665793
When are you coming back to Balmung you degenerate? Gotta hook up sometime and suck that futa cock of mine :)
>>123665793
>Ruki's looks like it has downs, though.
so does yours, it's literally the same face
inb4 "n0"
>>123665876
you're a bizarre avatarfag, valshit ruseman, you resurface your ugly head every few weeks, then disappear again when shat on. just go back to gw2g
>this is a downs face
Nice try.
>>123665901
But we are all irl girls here. :)
>>123665876
that's a really nice pic
looking for someone to fill me up~
>>123665943
With as much shit as you post from gw2g, maybe you should go back there?
You don't play either game, and really, no one pays attention to your bait anymore. Why not move onto another newer mmo general?
>ada slowns down
>thank god, thread might stabilize
>liora picks up on avatarfagging
>>123665715
Come to phoenix. Like balmung, but cancer-free.
>>123665979
Well then...some of us are trying to be a bit too unique
>>123665793
I even tried making my own chocolate, i'm bad at it, the lips always throw me off.
>>123665856
http://ffxiv-roleplayers <dot> com/showthread.php?tid=14344
>>123665905
It's good practice, you could also try F-list if you enjoy wading through the sea of futa.Why don't you just post what you're into here, some random Anon is bound to share your kink list and try to get in touch. I get that you're worried about being bad at it, but its not like we all started as flawless lewd writers.
>>123665905
It's not a joke... Send me a tell...
>>123666104
honk and wings coordinated cross-fc shitposting
Ruki has the best highlander. Valsi is a very close second.
I'm all about that brown town Vjera but your highlander is trash. Your Elezen is aight though.
>>123665918
What is this return to Balmung meme.
>>123665929
Nah.
>Going through old Highlander pictures.
>All the Balmunger 2.4 carries my group did
>Mezzu...
TFW we never finished BL2.
>>123665715
It's not about the server, I assure you. There are normal people on every server, that includes Balmung. 4chan (erp/backstabbing/namedropping)trash makes less than 1% of Balmung's population.
The server I'm trying to roll a character on right now is full. Is there a chance I can get a space on it later today?
>>123665669
take my hand and let's walk into an open field during a thunderstorm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00CMvCZghXV
>>123666257
Which server?
>>123666205
im not going to send you a tell. You should send me s pizza.
>>123666257
try in the early morning of the server's time
>>123665239
Server?
I have some nice soup here for you if you want some...
>>123666104
i didn't exactly destabilize the thread. only you, apparently. there's plenty of other pictures to cry about.
>>123666342
Odin (EU)
>>123666389
But my saturday, aaah!
>>123666403
What kind of soup?
>>123666243
I guess you just joked yesterday about coming back when you posted your f-list. shame, I wanted to put the leash on you once you returned.
>>123666190
Just gotta fiddle with the different scenes in character creation to see how the lighting is.
>>123666249
>4chan (erp/backstabbing/namedropping)trash makes less than 1% of Balmung's population.
But this is what 99% of people from here will be exposed to because you social rejects barely mingle with Balmung server natives and prefer to stick to your ERP cliques and pretend anime girl shitter circles.
>>123666243
>Going through old Highlander pictures.
>tfw my highlander was even worse than what ive "improved" it as recently
jesus christ, dark times.
>>123666362
I'll send you an erp pizza....
>>123666568
Extra sauce please...
Are there any good places to level from 10-20? Trying to level Conjurer for Scholar job
>>123666063balmung?
>>123666481
Odin is dead m8. Roll on phoenix, it's the best eu server. If you're french/German you can try moogle/Shiva respectively. Ragnarok if you are interested in hardcore endgame activity, but in general, phoenix is the best.
>>123666663
you get first time bonus on each job for doing guildhests, do those, fates, hunting log, and if necessary leves.
>>123666690
Sergeant Anus
>>123666516
Yes, it was a joke.
>Put the leash on you.
Not how I work or will ever work.
>>123666524
>Idris.
I gotta poke her on Steam. She's a fucking sweetheart man.
>>123666481
Chicken noodle soup since I'm sick too. I also have some tea and honey for you... If you want i can some some rum and tea for you too. It's pretty good when you're sick.
Want me to fluff up your pilow too?
>>123666819
>Not how I work or will ever work.
Makes it even better for me that you're resilient. Cannot wait.
Is there anything even worthwhile to desynth post-50?
can I still make good money crafting with level 50 crafts?
>>123667345
Nope
>>123667149
>tfw no HW big fishing
I just want more glamour to sell.
>>123667410
Well I guess I'll just kill myself then.
>>123666520
>(erp/backstabbing/namedropping)trash
So.... You.
>>123666190
My fetishes are pretty common around here.
I keep dragging rainbow mage around when I intend to move my camera
Is there a way to have my mouse ignore overlays?
If not that, can I at least force the overlay to use smaller font so it's tiny as fuck?
>>123667345
maybe not good money, but you can make decent money with crafting and gathering food, the one that give cp/gp, provided you also have botanist.
smelly brown highlanders
>>123667919
My botanist is in the 20s.
Time
To
Die
>>123667930
God I just want to pull her cheeks and see if she would get mad.
>>123668008
welp, you can always suck cocks if you need those shekels. What server?
Woah woah why did allagan silk go from 50k a piece 2 weeks ago to 15k a piece now?
>>123668142
Ultros
This is the end.
>>123668140
>touching a leper's horrible skin condition
do not
>>123668245
probably the same reason my 200k fireplaces now sell for 90k just after a week; undercutters
>>123668293
But I like Au Ra scales. I am one...
>>123667930
I'd hug the fuck out of you until we are completely paralyzed because of muscle atrophy so we can stay hugged for eternity.
>>123668390
So there's no new way of farming them, or something...?
>>123666109
Will definitely remember to consider it, am planning on transferring to a server with people to hang out with some time soon.
>>123668390
What I don't understand is why people undercut by such huge amounts. If the price is high and demand is up, it's in everyone's best interest to keep the price high.
>>123667930
>same server
>not friends
damnit
I have a 60 crafter but no gear for it. I can't get scrip gear because I can't craft the collectables. I'm poor. What do?
>>123668567
I'd go ahead and pin the blame on ventures. It's a little aggravating that items I crafted before the patch have now been completely neutered in price because they're now being gathered by retainers.
>>123668615
WHAT SERVER
>>123668773
excal, we met when you were a cat i think?
>>123668245
When you can undersize farm all these mats. There's really no reason to pay such a high price for them.
>>123668574
Because they want to sell it fast. Gil is so easy and unimportant that undercutting doesn't bother them so much.
>>123668812
What's my name?
>>123668574
people undercut by a solid 20k at a time on the fireplaces and the price went to shit
i dunno why they undercut so hard when they weren't a fast-selling item to begin with
>>123668694
Suck some dick.
>>123668958
starts with an ri(?)
>>123668951
Saying demand is up implies it's selling at a steady pace. I'm more inclined to believe the level of stupidity and selfishness you see in DF is very much present in the marketplace as well.
LoV halls are already empty on most servers. What a waste of dev time.
>>123669012
other than that
>>123669128
Take some dick in your butt.
>>123668570
That's nice, the server is very friendly and fun, just a bit casual. If you transfer make sure to drop a post here so we can get in contact.
Remember that EU server means eu timezones though
>>123669159
other than lewd stuffwhich doesn't make much money anyway
>>123669091
That's why I stick to selling everyday commodities that I can gather via diakek or retainers than niche outdated relic materials.
>>123669243
Get some friends and make them suck dick for a piece of the profit.
>>123668958
>>123668773
dats not me. watchu doin
>>123669315
>diakek
I laffed
That's probably the way to go. I should start doing that. Only problem is all I have is a miner at 60.
DommaleElezen x Sub c@girl objective best pairing
>>123668958
daddy
>>123669439
oh hi actual anon, my op still stands
where the friends @
>>123666109
Phoenix's community is at least as cancerous as Balmung's. More casual too. Stop shilling your server.
I wish this game had XI's AH instead of the current Market Board.
>>123669515
Depends on how subby the c@girl is, but frankly sounds dull as shit.
>>123669439
Messin wichu
Wake me up inside18.5k HP NIN
How did all these 4chan cretins end up on Balmung anyway?
>>123669603
>Phoenix's community is at least as cancerous as Balmung's
not in a million years.
>More casual too
maybe? It's not a bad thing.
>Stop shilling you server
no :^)
>>123669232
Thought it might've been EU. I am european myself, just been living in the states since I was young. Time zones don't bother me but is there a distinct difference in latency/lag between an NA server and an EU one? I'll probably test it out myself to be sure eventually, but this game has enough lag problems that I would hate to have any more.
>>123669724
>not tanking your AOEs like a champ
Smh
Rather watch Netflix than dodge this shit
>>123669727
They all transferred as part of some epic meme. Shilled their server non-stop until it became "the" server.
WHY IS DIADEM DIADEAD?
Have you faggots seen the big ass post from Yoshi regarding Diadem?
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/272652-Regarding-Adjustments-to-Exploratory-Missions?p=3448736#post3448736
>Moreover, the frequency of drops for high level gear is beyond what the development team expected, breaking the balance with other content
Better get your bots out, cause the grind is about to get a whole lot worst.
>>123669776
Is there erp on phoenix?
>>123669727
uh boy, this history lesson would warrant an essay, so instead i'll take a shortcut.
3 people are guilty of that, or actually one FC and 3 people. Golden Ratio shat on trannies and did hurt feelers of some faggots. Then, Harpuia, Vivi and Naandae did the rest. It started with a few, went out of control. The trio of shills did the rest. If you're familiar with what's going on in Europe right now, just imagine these 3 are Merkel, and the niggers she invited is 4chan crowd.
>>123669515
I prefer the time tested classic that is Dom femroe x Sub c@.
>>123669802
EU servers actually got moved to Europe recently. It made a huge difference for us, so definitely stick with NA servers.
>>123669515
i have spent much time reading over the ancient texts to figure out this problem
there is no real answer except that male elezen are only okay and that male au ra and male cats are the best
>>123669826
They lowered drop rates of gear that had random stats.
It's boring as fuck to begin with.
They even lowered the esoterics you got, as if that mattered.
>>123669461
That's unfortunate. Miner gets the lower end of the stick there. At best you'll be able to rake in on all the titanium. Hopefully when the chests spawns you get whatever they drop, it gets auto sorted instead of lotted on even gold chests.
>>123670080
Do you think Yoshi is going to kill himself?
>>123669992
Yeah, was worried it would be problematic.. I'll still test it out but oh well
>>123669980
Anti clone no...
>>123669727
4chan degenerates always orbit around ERP.
Also a bunch of us legacy fags rejected to leave balmung. So fags came to us.
Disregard anyone telling you otherwise, 4chan would have ended up in balmung the moment people started text fucking.
>big dick pulls, big dick damage, big dick threat, cycle CDs for bid dick mitigation
>receive one commendation from the healer
Fuck DPS, you stuck-up pieces of shit; the only reason we let you into the group is to speed things along. You are just utilities for convenience.
>People still using 'dom/sub' for a vanilla relationship where someone is taking dick, and the other one is giving it
>>123670204
When did I become a clone?
>>123670205
>came to us
they were invited with open arms of no.3
>>123669954
I don't think I've come across a dev team as clueless as Yoshi's team.
>>123669954
they already nerfed diadem in the hotfix tuesday. guess you don't play the game.
>>123667819
Well then throw out some character details/ a picture.I've helped "polish" a few people over the years, its fun getting people more comfortable with their prose.
>>123670349
Not the shitfest that's diadem
>>123670216
>people can't just enjoy the simple things likeholding hands and head pats
>tfw DRK is the most fun tank class
War would be up there if it had more OGCD offencive skills, DRK just takes the cake because it feels super fast paced while WAR just feels clunky and slow in comparison.
>>123670269
Did you go back to roe? Please say yes.
>>123669802
I'm from a shit country and when the eu servers were in canada, i was able to play just fine with my 160-180 ms ping. However, I wasn't involved in any serious activity back then, so I really don't know, sorry
>>123669970
If there is, it's very very limited and mostly hidden. I've never seen any suggestive or lewd search infos or other things that may hint to erp, most people don't even know what does it means.
>>123670508
Sure did.
>>123670438
>holding hands
Look, I'm not ready to be a father at this age. I can give you back rubs but that's as lewd as It gets.
>>123669980
>Futashit
>Still can't get over babies first fetish
>>123670605
The goddess returns.
Glad to see you back! Not that your cat was at all bad or anything.
>>123670448
DRK just feels like a mess of "mash all these buttons". No thanks, give me skills that actually feel effective.
>there comes the guy who considers erp as some higher tier of literature and boasts about his erp writing skills
>>123669576
we can be excalibuddies fosho
see if i can find you in limsa later today
>>123670448
>super fast paced
>300 oGCDs
Eat a dick. Defiance/Deliverance cycles feel great as does swapping in and out of stances.
>>123670851
ok, ill probably be loitering in hawkers alley around the retainer lady
>>123670448
it's honestly plunge that does it for me
jumping into dudes is great
>>123670726
it's scientific mashing
you gotta hit all the buttons just right to be the edgiest of edgelords
>>123670763
T E N Y E A R S
>>123670685
Who said anything about futa?
>>123670721
Thanks
>>123670726
>>123670870
You must be the XI fags that like to chat between GCDs
>>123671009
please go back to c@…
>>123670685
>Futa
>Fetish
Liking dick isn't a fetish anon. It's very normal.
>>123671009
Please break my pelvis
>>123671034
Nowhere does the DRK class feel "right" in its oGCD kit. In fact it's nearly as busted as PLD, but if you want to argue the feeling of single cycles with no bells and whistles (just spamming DA Souleater), then sure, it's great.
>>123671009
You're making me want to go back to my roe already. Stoooop
>>123670763
roses are red
violets are blue
even though you cost 10 jiao
i'll still make you ahegao
*tips literary nursery rhyme*
>People advertising their FC as being 'RP friendly'
Why would a roleplayer join a free company that wasn't RP focused? Not only that, but are there any FCs that aren't RP friendly?
Like, are they gonna kick you out if they find out you roleplay sometimes?
>>123671285
your vagina is like petals of a flower and i will suck your nectar
am i poetic?
>>123670763
Are there really people like that? I understand that some people like smut, but it's rarely something nuanced, or elaborate.
>>123671296
I can't speak to the firs,t but there are very much some FC's that are "lol you roleplay, fag" and will have you sidelined.
>>123671115
At Least my retainer is still a c@
>>123671148
Unga Bunga
>>123671252
What did you fantasia to?
>>123670216
That's the one thing that bugs me a bit. With all the gay that goes on. I'm surprised that they haven't picked up on how tops and bottoms work.
>>123671134
It's somewhat an issue when you claim you like to suck dick if it's from a body of a female but not a male.
>>123671671
Brown Au Ra. I was posting about it a little bit yesterday.
>>123671009
Wannaarm wrestle
>>123671390
please take your fuckstick and ravage my specially molded mouth like it was an onahole.
>>123671671
Do you use the same lip color on your characters? What is it?
>>123671815
specially molded throat*
WHOOPS
>>123671942
>tfw born with cock shaped throat built for erp
>123672061
>>123672061
doot
>>123672061
>123672061
Anyone erped with this Altera person?
They have loads upon loads of commisions on their blog. Even though their character look like ass.
>>123672195
I haven't been following them that much, but I thought they went midlander and got a name change?
>>123672195
Masha has.
>>123669972
>there will never be another stronk white communist FC that clears content and shits on trannies.