/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Lonely elezen looking for a good time...

PST.

>>123574126
Balmung?
Female?

Male au ra looking for wife on Balmung.
Must be a complete sadist that would be fine with driving a steel pole through my spine.

Will consider every offer.

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The amount of sex someone has is inversely correlated with their number of fetishes.

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xth for action shots

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?th for bored

>>123574162
jesus fucking christ, that's disgusting

>>123574206
And if you're Pashua the amount of sex you have is proportional to the amount of murders you've committed.

post highlanders

>>123574205
How about hard femelezen Wildwood in your ass?

>>123574185
Yeah... Yeah...

>>123574162
>You can see the answer to the question right in this Pastebin.
I don't understand how an ERP log or F-List has to do with recruitment (it doesn't). Either clarify how <<Wings>> recruits people or fuck off.

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nth for diadem died before I even got a single worthwhile piece from it

>>123574162
Please don't summon him. Please. The thread will just devolve into shitposting and avatarfagging.

Honest question; Have any of you ERPers have had sex before?

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>>123574329
I... I've committed murder?
This is truly news on me

>>123574502
I feel sorry for the guy that had to dig through all that fat to get to your vagina.

>>123574372
I've never done that kind of stuff but if you promise to stab me with a knife and maybe break my legs after you do it, I'm down for it.

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>>123574447
it's too late

>>123574502
You ate all the food for a few homeless men and they starved to death, so yeah in a way you did.

>>123574443
You let me, Jessica Carmine, ERP with you or pee on you, and if they think you're good enough for another round they'll let you in.

>>123574502
Don't play dumb. I've already alerted the internet police. Enjoy your life in cyber jail, scum.

>>123574426
Name? I'll be in later tonight
[email protected]

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>>123574353

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>>123574637
OH NO CYBER JAIL

>>123574735
back to gw2g, this instant

>>123574601
Did someone in Wings do something to slight you, anon
This is not healthy

>>123574468
Back when I did cyber, I hadn't.

>>123574601
So you have no idea.
This is more than shitposting; you are slipping into the nigh-inescapable abyss that is mental deficiency (the serious kind).

>>123574225
does this cat like to get naked in front of other male cats?

>>123574868

It begins.

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that elezen looks really fuckin scary

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Join Wings if you want
>An FC leader who is too busy drinking piss and thirsting on his Finnish pseudo-BF to do anything good for the FC
>To run and wipe to old content that anyone who plays for three months can do easily with pubs
>Drinking piss yourself
>Gangbangs
>Horsecocked midlanders
>Trying to push yourself into an ERP circlejerk

Join Wings if you DO NOT want:
>To run new/difficult content
>Normal people
>To play the game, and instead pursue e-relationships

And remember fucksl- I mean anons, "the more the merrier"!

you summoned him, thread shutdown incoming

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>>123574353
Highlanders!?

>>123574998
>Return to the Walking Sands, OR ELSE

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WEW

>>123575005
>hyper scat under maybe
>farting under no
ummmmmm?

>shitposters confirmed for ruining the thread
You'll never convince me avatarfags are the problem. Just look at this shit.

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>>123574353

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What's it like to only play this game for erp?

>>123575108
Just another day of failed carries.

>>123575005
>no to farting
Plebbist of pleebs

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>>123574805
But I don't play gw2

>>123575216
I saw you there behind me Blueberry. We're just talking, it's hardly ERP related.

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>>123575005
You know, after reading this, I am not surprised this person avatarfags and pretty much lives in the thread. This is a psychopath.

>>123575319
But it's what you do.

All the time.

>>123575308
fuck off and post some moving water there, then complain about people shitting on you

just leave

>>123575328
>not being able to differentiate between fantasy and reality
Are you sure they're the psychopath.

>>123575425
Okay, you seem really upset about it.

>>123575516
No not at all, I just think it's funny. The question was genuine.

>>123575216
I See you all the time in the sandtrap. I'm usually sitting in the chair right under you waiting for ques

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Lemme just clarify the shitposting

>>123575005
>An FC leader who is too busy drinking piss and thirsting on his Finnish pseudo-BF to do anything good for the FC
But i've been working on getting my own 5mil ontop of the fc's joint saved up 5mil for a house, since none of us do any big money things like sell runs

>To run and wipe to old content that anyone who plays for three months can do easily with pubs
Sauce? We farm coil and all the primals sans Thordan/savage whenever someone wants to.

>erp circlejerk
But it's not, thanks for playing.

>>123575130
>>123575239
I just can't think of farting without laughing. I visited a fart thread on /gif/ once, it was funnier then most of the ylyl threads. Sorry anons.

>>123575328
It's just a hobby

>hostile thread hour
w-well i'm thankful for...

>>123575456
Anon, putting that much time and work into your imaginary sexual life is definitely the less sane thing to do.

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>>123575308
Fat lips

>>123575572
But I don't play this game for ERP, so the picture was completely unrelated.

>>123575216
It's extremely boring. Few are interested in anything fun, and the ones that are vanish after a week or so.

>>123575674
Notice the lack of a question mark. I already knew you wouldn't be able to understand the difference.

>>123575638
I'm thankful for you______________________________________

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>>123575638
I'm thankful for all the friends I get to /pet everyday!

>>123575580
>I See you all the time
Well that's literally impossible because this is the first time I logged on this character in almost a year.

>>123575683
It was a good picture though.

You don't need to clarify or justify anything. You need to finally fuck off, Rinh.

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Kinkshaming hour? I'm in_.

>>123575606
I might join this fc do you use company actions?

>>123575606
I hate when people address their shitposters, gives them fuel.
>Sorry anons.
Guess I'll throw that one out the window.

>>123575216
Wouldn't you know?

My major kink?
I like kissing IRL girls...

>>123575796
uhh excalibur rinh?

>>123574868
>>123575606

>>123575783
The lizzard, I'm talking about the lizzard

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>>123575898
Fucking degenerates, I swear.

>>123575905
no

>>123575898
I like gear breaking...

>>123575883
it's even more comical when an avatarfagging element in question thinks he's important enough he needs to address anyone but their psychopathic mind

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>>123575861
Yeah, just let me or an officer know which one you want, otherwise the credits sit and rot. I'm admittedly pretty forgetful when it comes to em, but we usually have HoB2 up.

>>123575883
It usually shuts em up, but I think I attracted shitposter prime when I refused to erp with him or something.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say

>Diadem

>>123575898
I really am into hanging out with pretty girls and maybe watching a movie or some TV with them.

>>123575606
>I just can't think of farting without laughing. I visited a fart thread on /gif/ once, it was funnier then most of the ylyl threads. Sorry anons.


This may come as a shock but: A poo is often accompanied by a fart.

>>123576015
Surely Alex 2 will contain mechanics more favorable to PLDs... r-right?

What's the best way to make Gil fellow anons?

>>123576049
Do you like hugs from random people?

>>123576081
dia-dead
;_;7

>>123576049
Or you know, you admitted yourself you have been avatarfagging and shitposting (literally your words) here for more than a year. Go away.

>kill 10+ wooly yaks
>none of them drop milk

so much for farming in this game. retainer onry

>>123576081
Waste of development time and money.

>>123576243
Funny, because the first thing that comes to my mind when you say that is Golden Saucer.

>>123574868
>>123575606
>>123576049

>>123575898
B'nhaka pls go.

>>123576186
>(literally your words)
>no screenshot
You probably just came off creepy. I'll admit, not having closure can be irritating but there's tons of other midlanders/elezen to textfuck, bro.

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>miss out on a static because they changed their raiding times to 1pm
who does this
who literally raids at 1pm

>>123576243
They wasted more of that development time on LoV. Holy shit what a disaster that was.

>>123575767
!!!
>>123575898
>>123576085
savage beasts..
>>123576125
sell a service. craft, gather, get creative

>>123576351
It was literally 2-3 days ago, come the fuck on

>I DO NOT ERP, THIS IS FALSE, THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS
>BUT THE FIRST THING I'LL DO IS POST PICTURES OF MY CHARACTER IN A BIKINI
A+

>>123576353
Which time slot: EST or PST? If the former, that would work for me since I used to raid during EU prime time. Please let this group be on Sargatanas and is looking for a BRD, and hopefully progressing on A3/4S.

>>123575779
You're going to be even more thankful later.

>>123576081
Diadem? Wasted potential.

You want a waste of time and money? LoV.

>>123576515
>my name is anon and i literally can't read

>>123576539
EST, but its not on your server.

>>123576487
Sorry, I'm just not autistic enough to care what Ada types.

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Why must we be mean and spiteful so much? It's still the holidays, let's set aside our differences and come together for a time.

>>123576049
I don't really speak to you much, but have a /pet and please take it easy.

>>123576191
It ends up being a double effort between my static's culinarian and my own retainers on getting those. But then the other day I just caved and bought a couple of stacks on the MB. orz

Name a job you want to see in FFXIV that ISN'T:

>Red Mage
>Samurai
>Blue Mage
>Dancer

>>123576714
fuck off ada orbiter, take it back to tera and stay there

>>123575762
I'm not even the guy you quoted before that. Do you really think you can tell if I can understand the difference? That's just sad.

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>>123576097
damn, you got me

>>123576130
yeah, love em

>>123576125
I've been selling primal drops/silver/glamour prisms made a couple mil in a few days

>>123576714
and a /hug for you, brownelezen, stay cute

>>123576747
>tera
man i haven't played that garbage since they took out the template vendor, total shame.

>>123576736
I hope neither of the first 3 happen just because we don't need more fucking sword users.

>>123576714
>It's still the holidays
It's Black Friday. A day made famous by people trampling each other to death to get a 25% TV. And you're on 4chan. A place that was commonly known as the asshole of the internet in its hayday. I do not understand why you expect good things here.

>>123576714
LEWD

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>>123576736
I am afraid Dancer will never happen. Too much animation to do. SJWs would probably attack it somehow. I also wonder how would male Dancer work.

I have no idea what pic related was doing in my master's thesis folder, wtf

>>123574868
>>123575606
>>123576049
>>123576852
he's going all out

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>>123576736
Chemist. Corsair/Gambler. Are there any FF jobs that use a hammer? If so, that.

I think the most disappointing thing about Machinist to me is that it means we'll probably never get a real gun job that doesn't use a pet.

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>>123576862
RDM is better when it isn't pigeonholed into being a Sword User, but don't tell anyone that!

ERP PRANKS GONE SEXUAAAAAAAAL

>>123576928
>dancer is added
>it just uses dances we currently have

>>123576852
What VPN do you use? Can you give me any recommendations?

>>123576736
Mystic knight.
Come at me bro

tfw thirsty for lala girls

i don't even want lewd i just wanna hold them and carry them around like dolls

>>123577240
PM me, Mutsu Kha

>>123576928

ff11 had male dancers by the way, both genders had the same AF gear and it was pretty conservative. you don't gotta bring up the spooky sjw menace out of nowhere just to meet your gamer cred quota buddy

>>123576773
>I'm not even the guy you quoted before that.
>can't grasp nuances
You sound like my dad. But I doubt you're a senile bigot so it'll come to you when you're older.

>>123576928
It would work like:
>>123577189
This
And I'd be fine with it, honestly.

>>123576736
Geomancer. Chemist would also be neat although I can't imagine how they'd do it as a combat class, especially given Alchemist is a crafting class already.
Also, Mime.
It'd be useless but I don't give a shit.

>>123576736
TIME MAGE
-easy slow - heavy - bind on enemies, maybe aoe
-extra speed for party, both spell and skill speed
-gravity 1 - 2 - 3, hyper slow but ultra powerful aoe
- reflect
- ability to teleport yourself and/or allies and other movement - based abilities
- float
- xclass skills with ACN and THM

>>123577489
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN WE GOT AST INSTEAD.

>>123577489
They honestly need to just remove cross class shit, it's one of the last remnants of 1.x and yoshi's bad decision of keeping both job and classes and not just renaming the classes as jobs.

>>123577489
Breddy gud

>>123576736
Necromancer never

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>>123577489
Time mage is already in. It's called Astrologian sadly.

Just hope for more Time Mage influence come 4.0.

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>Be 34
>keep getting asked by kids to join their FC
Damn it I dont wanna be a old creeper. Let me retire alone like a useless dog that I am...

>>123577629
But my PGL healer build DEPENDS on cross class.

>>123577489
Sounds like a terrible DPS class nobody would want for just the support abilities alone.

2/10 would not implement.

>>123576928
>The SJWs would probably attack it somehow.
>Posts a picture of Dancer fanart from Tumblr, probably the biggest place for people like that to gather.

Aight.

>>123577629
fuck you, Cross Class shit is amazing

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>>123576736
Mime.

>>123577240
they are just so adorable and cuddly like you just wanna hug them and never let go
>>123577334
pls

>>123577696
Stop relying on swiftcast

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Anyone have an unused ARR PS3 code?
>mfw I'm broke and want to continue 20+

>>123577664
>be young
>everyones talking about aging, drinking, marriages ("brb wife" stuff)
scary place out there

>>123577810
>is amazing
>everyone has the same shit

It was only fun and interesting in 1.0 with the AP system and building your own class.

>>123577664
Man I'm 40 I wouldn't mind it that much

>>123577882
What server were you on?

>>123577663
that hat is dumb as heck

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>>123577489
>We probably could've had something like this if we didn't have fucking AST.

Thanks Yoshi.

Please give us Chemist. Or Mediator but who the fuck am I kidding.

>>123577954
Can I play with your son/daughter, sir?

>>123577960
Odin.

>>123574868

and mlady ada ban evaded as we speak

>>123578063
How else are you supposed to attune your brain to time without a chronomajigger on your head?

>>123578116
>Musketeer-> Chemist never happened

THANKS YOSHI

>>123577917
building your own class does not work in MMOs, Sorry to burst your bubble. Everyone can have the same skills, but people play it differently

So when are the believers in Kazuhira "giving lalas the spooks before dropping the nukes" Miller's teachings gonna put them into good use?

Would you put your dick inside Garuda and give her a child?

I would

>>123578125
No me and the wife dont want kids.

>>123578282
But you fucking can't play stuff differently in this game.

It is very strict. You either play the proper way or an incorrect way which is just punishing your DPS for the sake of "I pay for this game, I can play how I want"

>>123578345
This meme was never funny.

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>>123578063
They've been going full retard with the time mage designs recently and I don't know why
Bravely Default's one was also absolutely absurd looking

seriously SE whats with the fucking hats

>>123578372
Everything minus the child part. Fuck responsibility.

>>123578372
I would marry and settle down with Garuda.

>>123578487
>not liking a time clamp on your face and neck

>>123578428
>But you fucking can't play stuff differently in this game.
Yes you can, go be a shitter elsewhere

Bet you have Vit stacked up on your paladin too

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>>123578372
I would have her do it to me

>>123578682
Here we go

>>123578464
lalafell detected

>>123578710
>>123578282
>>123578428
>tfw can literally play a profession differently in Guild Wars 2

>>123578416
That's disgusting m8.

I would never marry a woman that doesn't want kids. After all, procreation is my biological mission.

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>>123578345
>Niggers been saying they gonna come nuke/gas/burn/eat me sense 2.0
Still waiting bitches

>>123578712
Konbuni is a god.
Despite the futa on bara.

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>>123578682
Bring your own cool whip.

>>123578876
fuck off

>>123578863
>GW2
I loved the game when it came out but it's just not fun

>>123578710
>making up shit

>>123578372
>tfw headcanon for Garuda smut is that she's not inherently evil, she's just being driven loco by the constant stress of her own paradoxical nature, having to simultaneously embody both the frigid north winds and the sultry southern breezes, with Suparna and Chirada as expressions of these as separate personas
>get her card and it basically confirms that this is canon

ayy lmao

Garuda just needs someone to hug and cuddle her and occasionally give her the D.

>>123579000
Claire

>>123579361
>claire will never let me rub her staff
chocolate femezen x chocolate femezen is the best OTP

What is F-List?

>>123579309
>not wanting Garuda's D

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>>123576646
Well, fuck me sideways and call me Cindy.

>>123578863
>implying everyone is not playing the Meta for each profession

Guild Wars 2 gives you the allusion that you can. Enjoy getting wrecked by Warriors

>>123579541

>wanting Garuda's D

Degenerate. I'd take slurping inside that sweet bird vagina any day, repeatedly

>>123579527
Faggot-List.

A list for faggots and their fetishes

>>123577334
wouldn't be surprised after what i saw on last thread , really disappointed

>>123579678
Link me an example

>>123579585
>playing the meta like some colossal fag
>don't have the skill to play your build
>blame the build
Git gud.

>>123579527
The place where we try and isolate the futashits

>>123577489
>Float
>Party wide 10Sec buff that negates all grount based AoE
That'd be neato

>>123578712
>>123579000
Checked gel, dan, and ex for this image. I'm searching for the right artist but can't find the image itself. Is there a good collection of his work floating around?

>>123579678
>>123579874
I-IT'S J-JUST A H-HOBBY, GUYS! I SWEAR!

>>123575005

>sentient cocks
im legit dying right now.

>>123579527
I think it stands for furry-list, actually, but it's kind of a misnomer. There's loads of fucking furries on there but there's also options to say 'no furries allowed, just humans' and shit like that.
It's basically just a big central ERP resource that lets you list your own fetishes with custom descriptions, art and so on, and as such it's mostly full of really awful terrible crazy people.

>>123579836
>gets exposed
>G..GIT GUD! LOL XD

>actually want to rp
>straight vanilla may as well be a lepper
>have a really cool idea
>to chicken shit to approach anyone about it

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>>123580154
>tfw not awful terrible crazy

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>>123578487
Their Red Mages on the other hand... Are fuckin leagues better than Main Line FF's...
Bravely Second tie in event with BD style job AFs fucking when SE

>>123580191
Why can't I hold all this slippery slope.

>>123579514
{Stop!}

>>123579585
Meta is only relevant for DNT speed clearing shit. There are good builds and different playstyles for every class. And no, if you're getting wrecked by warriors you really do need to get good lol.

>>123579031
Is this your Flist?

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>>123580814
Sounds like a dandy place.

>>123580264
http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/
Whats the idea anon? I like talking to people about them.

>>123580814
Thats either Gilgamesh or Balmung isn't it?
Please let it not be my server...

>>123580305
Yeah, some of the BD designs are really good. Red mage is probably one of the best.

>>123580814
>talk about science
i bet those fucks don't even know any science and just pretend to be intellectuals.

>>123580901
Balmung

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>>123580814
god bless

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>>123580761
Nope.

>>123580814
>some thirteen-year-old just discovering the wonders of not listening to her asswipe parents
She'll learn.

>>123581001
Nigga I'm in Chem 1 come balance some shit with me.

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>>123580901
This is Gilga

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>>123580901
It's a catboy on Balmung

Will racial stats ever matter? Like, will it matter if I play a Black Mage using a race that has low caster stats?

>>123581170
I'm going to hug you from behind!

>>123581214
No, and that's a good thing.

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>>123581061

>>123581214
no

>>123581214
literally does not matter

Why do people defend the healers in DF for not DPS'ing and saying shit like "It's just DF"

I fucking watched them do nothing but overheal when they could have been throwing out dots.

I even said throw out some dps instead of wasting mp on overhealing and then tank threatened to dismiss me so I had to pull the last boss before they did.

>>123581214
No, not really. You'd have to be doing like super endgame shit and be on the razor's edge of progression and even then it would be negligible at best.

>>123581109
This is not real, is it? I heard that Yshtola Cat is actually a troll and a mean person.

>>123581214
So, I always get shit for saying this but
If you wanna optimize yourself for raiding, play lalafell at min size, because they have such a tiny model, you know exactly where your hitbox starts and ends.

>>123578682
>tfw made an alt on sarg
>gave ayase a tell and had my dick sucked

ez

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>>123581109
This is Gilga

>>123581170
>screenshot of Ada element clearly ERP-recruiting
Might have another million to donate if I'm lucky.

>>123581170
nice ban evasion buddy
>>123574868

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>>123581017
>>123581170
>>123581109
>>123581480
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>123581631
Just because a post gets deleted doesn't mean someone gets banned.

>>123581480
>manroe
twinks that play male roes and highlanders should be shot

>>123581631
Fuck off already.

>>123574868
>>123575606
>>123576049
>>123576852
>>123581170

>>123580901
I'm sure that is a site I'm on.
It's kind of specific. I want to play a maelstrom lieutenant working under the captain of a vessel.

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>>123581419
You get shit because you're wrong. There is no hitbox in this fucking shit game, but a dot centered under your character that determines of your character is actually on an AoE.

You can easily optimize movement economy on cast-bar DPS by knowing where this is so you can half-step amd only have half of your character in something and not get hit.

>>123581385
Always shame Healers who aren't doing damage.

Doesn't matter if they're not Scholars, White Mage dps is ridiculously effective and they have zero trouble keeping people alive when tanks aren't doing Meme Pulls.

If a White Mage isn't at least dropping DoTs here and there in dungeons they're trash.

Signed, a rookie WHM who learned the truth through firsthand experience by actually bothering to try.

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>>123580814
i want to join this and subtly evangelize them to jesus

>>123581305
>>123581323
>>123581338
>>123581390
That's fine, so as long as I'm not hindering myself to any real degree.

>>123581419
So as long as the stat difference isn't going to make a worthy difference in DPS I don't think I mind.

>>123577960
A-Anon if you're still here and you actually have a code I put my old email in the name field. Just in case you want to make someone happy for early christmas/thanksgiving.

>>123581835
I bet you're a catholic or protestant heretic anyways so why evangelize to something wrong?

>>123581835
cool tummy

>>123581835
>2015
>Not being Zoroastrian
>Not engaging in Xwedodah with all your beautiful Nee-san's
>Not teaching all the younger ones to call you Aniki.
For what purpose.

>>123576736
Inquisitor. Kinda like a Paladin but angrier and with a big hammer.

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who else is fukken bored

3.2 when?

>>123581784
>it's easier to see exactly where the dot is on smaller characters
>you're wrong tho

also using a pretty strict definition of hitbox but whatever

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i miss mittens

that hateful autistic cunt

>>123582718
I don't.

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the chocobo flying animation is really stupid

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>>123581980
i follow the supreme teachings of the living god kim jong un

>>123582807
Chocobos are stupid. I stopped using mine and haven't summoned it once since I got the Ahirman.

>>123582807
So what you're saying is you've never played a final fantasy game

>>123582807
Hey you leave the 'Bo's alone just because I like your nose doesn't mean i'll let you get away with best mount hate.

Try flying at different angles, they've a few different animations, the steady flap on a down angle is my favorite.

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Looking for artist to commission. Need to draw friend's character wearing this shirt.

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>>123581835
same tbqh

>>123583150
are you willing to pay, or 6 figures electrician it up?

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>>123582807

Shitposters confirmed for commie reds.

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>>123582995
>not using the company chocobo as your go-to mount

>>123583002
no what i'm saying is the chocobo flying animation is really stupid

>>123583113
FUCK u

>>123583241
nice outfit
it was a joke i HATE ur fuckingnf outfit u mother fucker

>>123583270
I'm willing to pay of course. That's the whole point of a commission is it not?

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Post qt elves

>>123583454
Are your feet level 60 on the tickle meter?

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>>123583613
probably yh
its my only level 60

>>123583597
wrong general
this game has only ugly elves

>>123583696
>you will never get to violate Alphinaud's boipussi

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>>123583704
It doesn't have elves at all, just Elezen . . .

>tfw 3.15 will introduce gobdip for 12 Clan mark logs
>it will also introduce Anima which starts at i200, ends at i215 for 15 hours of grinding Diadem

Should I DF ravana ex?

>>123583782
I want a commission of him and his sister kissing while both taking it up the butt. Wouldn't that be great?

>>123583801
post butt...

>>123583831
that's what I'm doing tonight or maybe tomorrow
do it and share experience
I'm not gonna ask my FC for a carry until I have tried it at least 10 times in df

>>123583801
>pointy ears
>tall
>unwarranted self-importance
>constant need to remind everyone of your race
sounds like elves to me

>>123583829
Given their willingness to give out twines and coats for 1 farthing per I fully expect them to just charge 3 farthings per dip and be done with it.

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>>123583907
I agree 100%

>>123576353
A static that doesn't want a certain person joining, but don't have the balls to tell them :^)
. .
<
U

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>>123583907
I can offer you half of that.

>>123584187
I can make it happen.

>>123584269
Lovely. He is so cute.

I will commission an artist of a picture of two ebins having sex

Who will the two lucky ebins be? You decide, post ending in 6 wins

>tfw sempai didn't notice you...

>>123584593
Elk and Shyvana.
Fund this.

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>>123583454
fuk u pussy I can beat you up

>>123584593
Jaiba and CG

>>123584593
Vjera and Vjera

>>123584593
Harpuia Rivers with the "Can I be an avatarfag too?" guy.

>>123584593
Ippiki and Spidercat

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>>123584673
no
that is a mistake

>>123584739
Rollin

>>123584593
Elk and Ayase while Shyvana cries in the background.

>>123584593
CG and __me_.

>>123584673
seconding for elk x shyvana
make it squid shyvana

>>123584593
paks and vjera

>>123584593
P'roci and Pashua

>>123584593
Ippiki and Suav

>>123584593
Liora (F) and Spidercat (F).

>>123584593
Tfw no EB

>>123584593
IRL Ippiki and his in-game character.

>>123584593
Guffy and Liora

>>123584593
Proci and Pashua!

>>123584593
Yda and Y'shtola!

>>123584593
kuus and spider

>>123584880
>>123584935
Fucking no

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>>123584761
I would rather the red tin can.

>>123584868
>>123584673
SQUID CHAN + ELK

>>123584956
not ebins

>>123584593
vjera and janitor

>>123584956
Would absolutely chip in for this.

>>123584593
Vjera and Ippiki

>>123584593
two random cute lalas of your choice

>>123584956
THOSE AREN'T EBINS! YOU FOOL!
>>123584986
WE GOT A WINNER! You're on your way to ebin-dom.

>>123583831
There's about a 30% clear rate, and about half of those clears will happen about 45-60 minutes in.

>>123584593
elk and ayase

>>123584593
>>123584956
Numbers have spoken, get your wallet and artist ready!

>>123585060
Shut up Ippiki.

>>123584593
Minfillia and Yshtola

PROCI AND PASHUA

Dear /vg/

How many dungeons should I do with my war to hit level 60

or are fates faster?

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>All this shipping because it's free.
I had a giggle. Thanks.

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>>123585008
>>123584868
why

>>123584593
me as an otherkin bondage harness strap (pronouns bondage, bondage, bondage) and Spiderc@

>>123585328
>tfw all the posts were shyvana
>tfw he has a huge crush on elk
it all makes sense lads

>>123585296
Sastasha 1
Copperbell 2-3
Halatali 3
Toto-rak 4
Haukke 5
Brayflox 4
Qarn 3-4
Cutter's Cry 4
Stone Vigil 3-4
Dzemael 4
Aurum 3-4
lv50 ???
Dusk Vigil 6-7
Sohm Al 7-8
Aery 8-9
The Vault 8-10
Gubal 5

Harpuia Rivers and Vjera

>>123584956
Not Ebins, but it works

Next, what fetishes should be in it? Up to three, 4 decides

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>>123585461
no i don't wtf
where did u even get that from

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>>123585069
Whoa, I wasn't even rolling, ese.
Guess I'll take it though.

>>123584109
Or, or....just one farthing for it.

>>123584593
tofu and vjera

>>123585534
Hyper-scat and vomit.

>>123585321
You're one the weirdest niggers on here Nysoph

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>>123585165
>>123584935
>>123584880

WHY ARE U FORCING THIS

>>123585534
Leather outfits

>>123585534
Mind control
Clothing damage

>>123585545
Didn't you tell Ayase to remove Elk from his friends list to make sure Elk only looks at you?

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>People respond to gay posts about which Adult Males they want drawn together.
>People wonder why this thread is shit-posting and why people don't talk about this game.

>>123585534
tickling and bondage

>>123585545
What? You made Ayase remove Elk so you could get closer to Elk.

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>>123585321
>>mfw its what I do to practice drawing
>>mfw I have dozens of pictures of most possible avatar fag pairings from over the last two years.

>>123585545
>>123585698
>>123585750

It
Makes
Sense.

Shyvana is in love and he's jealous... Of ayase.

>>123585651
>implying you wouldn't like to dominate a catboy

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>>123585698
>>123585750
>>123585862
no

>>123585651
Stop samefagging you dumb moomoo

>>123584808
just like your character

>>123585651
Listen Pash, it's okay to be jealous that Proci has a gf already, but he would totally break up with her for you. Just give him a shot, make him your slave

>>123585534
>but it works
Fucking bullshit, that vote is null.