/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

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>>123548783
at least romanians are sipping tea in buddapest like it's 1919

should I go for czechoslovakia, bulgaria or yugo?

yugo is leaning towards axis and an additional ally in the region would be nice
bulgaria is weak as shit
czechoslovakia is not allied with anyone and germany still hasn't made a move, so maybe I'll be able to rush a bunch of provinces

>tfw you suck at DH and can't take the UK as Germany or beat the SU.

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Pretty new player here, I've never seen a war this big, it's retarded.

>>123549145

So is metaposting about our thread.

>>123549125
good opportunity to destroy the english navy, but otherwise, I'd sit this one out, and let them wear out each other

This thread is going well so far.

>>123549035
Czechs and Yugo first

>>123549529
>>123549518
>>123549496
>>123549308
>>123549514
This is the future you chose /gsg/

>>123549058
Come on, dh is easy as fuck
Combat in the game is same stacking shit as other games

>>123549741
Forget the Czechs, get Yugo's

>>123549681
I didn't stack high enough in time desu.

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>>123549817
welp, should be a short war anyway

how should I organize my air units?
Thinking of doing exclusively interceptors that go for air supremacy and exclusively bombers that go for battles

>>123550125

2-3 air wings per group. don't mix your interceptors with your bombers, that'll just be letting them go to waste.

>>123550125
do that my f@m
>>123550510

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>just declared war on bulgaroo
>it will be the romanian invasion during the second balkan war all over again
n-nice fighting guys

>>123550798
Kinda strange that Hitler didn't invade Poland, what happened?

If I've bought EU4 on Steam and torrent DLC, will it work just like I bought them?

There's just a ton of fucking DLC for this game

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>>123551007
it happened as you typed that message
even so, it's just august

>>123551135

No. And you run the risk of getting your steam account banned.

You're better of buying all of them.

>>123551135
These guys work really fucking hard to create the best possible experience and you spit them in the face by pirating?

Wow.. that's not even edgy, it's just pure evil

>>123551219
Alright thanks

>>123551148
Why didn't Italy join the Axis?
Did you icnrease the threat too much? See the biggest threat to them

>>123551292
>best possible experience
Over 30 different DLCs
ok :)

>>123551292
yeah its like raping a little girl in front of her parents

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>>123551325
they just did

holy shit bulgaria is easy to bully, except for when they run away

>>123551219
They can't know you have the DLCs.
Maybe with achievements but I have a shitload of payday 2 achievs for dlcs I don't have and it's all fine

>>123551135
Cheap on G2A

>>123551487

You underestimate Johan

I can't stand Arumba and the bunch. Should I make a Vic2 LP? I am aiming at making a different kind of a let's play. Make it nice and comfy. Also heavily edited, like one ten to fifteen minutes per play-trough.

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So should I annex all of anatolia and go full armenian genocide on them?

>>123551641
yes

1862 grosshelleniums? how?

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Hoi4 Leak when?

>>123551864
Best ally russia
AI won't sphere Turkey
Prestige spamming

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Persia just got in Axis and I realized they're fucking surrounded by the UK and the commies
When the war comes what should I do? Will declaring limited war and using "call to arms" for my stronger allies work?
Or will persia still get caught in the war and be BTFO, they don't even seem to have any army
I'm playing HoI3 with HPP

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thanks paradox

>>123552043
I think your solution should work, but I haven't played HOI in a long time so i'm not so sure.

2 Questions:

Whats the main difference between vicky and EU

And: Is there a mod that allows for a more Civ-like start? Like starting in year 0 with unlimited years and each nation only owns 1 Province.

>>123552105
Yeah, it's called Sid Meier's Civilization

>>123552043
just one question for you my dude

are you gay ? honest q

>>123552171
civ has no depth whatsoever tho

>>123552238
and EU does?

>>123552262
like 500% more yes

>>123552262
Just answer the question, no need to be smart

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>Allied with
Damn.

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>shattered retreat

Guys I think I'm addicted to map painting.

What happens if I painted a whole lot of the map blue. Is that cool?

>>123552664
Coolio

>>123552315
I think there's a mod for at least the random world, search the workshop

>>123552794
Thanks

>>123552878
Goddamit johan

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>Wake up yesterday
>No internet
>Might as well play memEU4
>Decide to take Poland for a spin
>get union over Lithuania
>Everything going as planned
>Sweden declares independence war against Denmark alone
>Gets fucked into a 2-3 province shithole in finland
>asks me and Novgorod for help in independence on 2nd attempt
>Doesn't wage war instantly
>All provinces Denmark took get Swedish nationalists, and go back to Sweden
>Feed Bohemia a bit, become best brothers
>Aragon about to get PU over Hungary, but I get an option to go to war for it
>yolo
>Now at war against Aragon, Portugal, England, Irish Munster and Burgundy with all its subjects
>Nobody moves their asses towards Hungary
>White peace everyone but Aragon
>61% warscore, enough for claiming the throne
>Keep feeding Bohemians
>Sweden declares independence war in the meantime
>Help them get it
>Instead of taking independence they just take some provinces and gold from Denmark and Norway, and stay a fucking subject
>In all this chaos Norway somehow got a province in Scotland
>All Swedish provinces now for some reason explode with Danish nationalists
>Sweden is now an OPM in Norway
>Get to admin tech 10
>Wait why can't I take the Commonwealth decision
>Can't have more than 1 PU to form Commiewealth
>Have to integrate Lithuania manually

tl;dr
>Play meme game
>Get memed on

>>123553140

>integrate Hungary
>do decision

Stop being retarded.

>>123553293
Can't integrate hungary yet, need to wait 25 more years.
And I can't be assed to wait that long.

>>123552440
>its so short
>its boring
Long = boring. EU4 — shining example.

>>123553646
>>123553720
Wanna touch each other?

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>>123554016
wew

Playing as Castille for the first time in EU4 (meme all you want) and do I have to take Aragorn province by province or will I get an event to unify Spain (aka make them my vassal and do it diplomatically)?

>>123554183
You get an event PU when one of you has a female ruler and the other one has a male one.

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>>123554183
You can vassalize Aragorn. I haven't played Castille, but I'm pretty sure you can vassalize anything in spain to form it.

You can absorb the vassal into your realm after a few years anyway.

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damn this tree is pretty

should I go for more advanced techs(rockets and such) or am I too weak to be able to research that?

>>123554581

Nukes. Always rush nukes

HPM WHEEEEEEEEN?

What's the best way to become orthodox as Ottomemes in EU3? I was thinking about becoming a OPM and bankrupting, but that seems haphazardous.

>>123554947
HPM said he would have a new version by December 2016

What's better: EU3 or EU4?

>>123555273

EU2

>>123555273
EU1

>>123555273

EU:Rome

>>123555273
EU the board game.

>>123551381
they spend money developing the content

give them a few shekels to play it. most of it is on steam sale right now

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radical grossromanum

>>123555928
Jewgoyslavia.

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Anyone else think parajew should release a dlc for CK2 with some of these styles for portraits?

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>>123556745

>>123556745
Wew lad, it's been a few years since I've last been tricked by a .gif like that. Brings memories to be honest.

>>123556884
Tbh lad I was only slightly sp00ped. More disgusted than spooked, at least it wasn't a dank screamer image

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>>123556745
faggot

>>123556745
Why the pokemon though? Kinda ruins the mood.

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>>123553140
Religion: Protestant

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>russia mobilizing

>>123556993
Eh, neither was I, because I opened it by hovering my mouse on it. When something popped up I just instinctively flicked my wrist closing the image. Didn't even see the disgusting part.
But the fact that I was tricked counts.

>>123557103
>all this blobbing
>still no Inflanty
Kill yourself.

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Okay Norge wins the polls

I am sphered by Russia alongside Danmark, so this is going to be complicated

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It's been a truly epic journey blobbing so far, but are you lads ready for it?

>>123557358
time for europe tbqh family

>>123557329
Damn, I've missed your second poll in a row. Kinda bums me up since my suggestions won so many times before.
>>123557358
Do it lad.

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>>123557358
>westernizing doesn't remove this modifier

>>123557358
>1662

>>123557503
>-83.79k
Holy fuck, the US is gonna be gross.

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>>123557460
FUCK, I was wondering why it was so quiet.

>>123557386
It's way too early in this game for good luck like this to just strike me, but I don't think I can hope for anything better. To be able to pay off one of my loans already should give me the ability to go ahead and make more money to handle the others.

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Please help don't know what to do...

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>>123557329
I have a disgusting Russian minority to oppress, but otherwise nothing to do
>>123557421
Just stay vigilant lad, polls happen all the time

>>123551135
I stole the CK2 DLCs and they all worked fine without any problems or bans.

>>123556745
No, I think that Parajews should release a dlc for CK2 with theocracies, monastic and military orders, sufi tariqah and dynasty branches.

>>123557638
What to do? You go großß of course!

>>123557769
Not got enough bird mana XD

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>>123557612
No idea what you're talking about :)

>>123557730
Well, the last 2 polls happened at night for me and Vicky 2 is not that long so I'd like to participate in choosing on country at least. I'll try to stay vigilant.
Could you post your POPs and the map of America?
>>123557835
Console.
>>123557873
Damn, they're even emigrating to Poland. You know your country is shitty when people emigrate to Poland.

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>>123557873
>>123557993
No worries bro, I pressed the magical button. It's all cool now, I've got a modest population growth. Shame my militancy went down due to bullshit mandate of heaven event, I was looking forward to passing lots of reforms early on.

>>123557358
What mod

>>123557638
Release Serbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFsM4T7OP2A

>>123557873
>victoria ultimate
did you pay $5?

>>123558163
Victoria Ultimate

>>123558230
No, I googled it and there were like a dozen free downloads from shady Russian sites like "Steam"

>>123558070
Are you getting any immigrants now? And what do Arms Reforms do?
Also, could you post the current map of Europe? I want to see the memes.

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>>123557632
>poke around Europe contemplating how I'm not going to be able to pay off this next loan
>see this
How heretical, they don't usually win

>>123558318
Not really getting any immigrants, they're in the hundreds while emigration dropped down from 120k to 30k, which is low enough for the population growth of China, SE-A and India to cover it up. Arms reforms is gun control, gives suppression efficiency while a more liberal policy reduces it but gives a bigger mobilization size. I'll post a map in a sec, looking for something.

>>123557632
>>123558490
buy EU4 faggot

>>123558490
>Krain is east of Steiermark

wow and I thought EU3's maps were shit....

>>123558724
t. Johansson

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>>123558580
>>123558318
Here you go. General rundown of the mod:
>P-L starts strong
>Spain is in the middle of the Dutch revolt and owns lands everywhere, Lowlands, France, Italy
>Austria starts out with plenty of land but HRE has cores on it all and they got fucked
>UK doesn't start united and I've yet to see the AI unite it
>Turks are blobbing
The HRE is one of the most overpowered nations in the game. They're North German and have:
South German, French, Dutch, North Italian and Czech as accepted cultures.

>>123558929
what does t. mean

>>123558963
'regards' in Mongol.

>>123558963
not telling

t. meme historian

>tfw you were suppose to do a mega campaign but Windows 8 and Java is shit and you stuck in EU3 in 1399, not being able to fix the save

Hate this shit, lad

>>123558963
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/terveisin

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This is the most fun and interesting games I've ever had in CK II. Rebuilding glorious ancient Finnish empire.

>>123558724
I have, I don't like it, this is more fun to play. Also I accidentally got annexed by Aragon, so I'll probably need to find another nation to play.

>>123559251
I hope you at least named your dynasty "SpurdoDDDDD" and went full meme like the autist that you are

>>123559126
>Mega Campaigns
Don't do it lad

>>123559251
>Germany

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>>123559410
It's actually Hämäläinen.

>Francia has No-Dynasty
>Francia is ruled by a Theocracy

Toppest kek

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IT CRASHED
IT FUCKING CRASHED
FUCK YOU PARADOX

>>123559650
Should've bought the DLCs :r)

>>123559650
congrats you just lost the game.

Germany will sent all its troops into the middle east now and will get steamrolled during barbarossa. Never conquer Turkey unless youre playing germany yourself

>>123559775
welp fugg
turkey was almost commintern anyway

>>123559650
I tried to get into HOI3 as some kind of prep for 4 but gave me more BSODs in a day than I've had in the whole of the past 3 years. Dunno what that's about.

>>123559470
But the map wasn't a mess other than Middle East being in it's natural state of eating each other, Muslim Byzantines sitting where the Balkans and Ukraine would be

And the Timurids were having a seisure

Company of the Hat and Company of the Rose overthrew their employers and formed countries (Venice and Pisa respectively)

HRE wasn't an utter mess

Iberia having a seizure with two equally powerful Christian and Muslim sides (ft. Seljukid Aragon)

And I was playing as the ultra-rich Principality of Britannia which was Norse Pagan and made the isles Norwegian

Also, I had destroyed the Papacy

I'd say, It'd would have been great mega campaign if I kept my World Police/Border Police policy and the SAVE EDITOR WOULD FUCKING WORK, MYZZANTIUM BEING WESTERN TECH IS TRIGGERING ME DEEPLY

I want to play hoi4 REEEEEEEEE

>>123552360
Who are you allied with? You could attack France for Algeria if you get the Germans on your side. You'll be straight out raped on the Spanish front though, regardless of who's your ally.

What is this nobunaga's ambition shit all about?

Does French stay as an accepted culture after I form Italy as Corsica?

>>123561032
They should

>>123561032
Are you gonna blob?

>>123561032
Victoria 2?

>>123561032
In HPM, no.

>>123561032
>forming italy as corsica
Never thought about this, it should be a must do plus annexing france. If you do it, please post about it

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r8

>>123561075
>>123561409
see >>123561259
If you're not playing HPM though, try killing yourselves.
>>123561436
Armenia makes no sense.

>>123561436
Why will Northern Cyprus get recognized?

Why will Yugoslavia fuck up even more

Is that blotch in the east Kazakhstan?

Why is Italy in Half?

Why isn't UK in 4?

>>123556745
what is everyone talking about? I opened the gif and read everything and nothing spooked me
maybe that's the spooky thing all along

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>>123561436
fix'd

>>123561436
>Albanian Kosovo

Absolutely disgusting

>>123561713
No, the Netherlands will never sink. Those crazy bastards will build even taller dams.

>>123558070
>Homosexual rights
>when it's still popularly considered a mental illness
What a trash mod

>>123561530
>If you're not playing HPM though, try killing yourselves.
Hi rob

Imagine some kind of Men of War game set during 1870-1918

wouldn't it be noice? someone make a mod

>>123561530
forced migration for aesthetic reasons
desu fuck the caucasus
>>123561612
>Why will Northern Cyprus get recognized?
That's Turkey lad
>Why will Yugoslavia fuck up even more
Why wouldn't it?
>Is that blotch in the east Kazakhstan?
My bad desu
>Why is Italy in Half?
Wasted an hour explaining this earlier but basically economic and growing cultural differences
>Why isn't UK in 4?
t. Scot
>>123561713
haha
memes
hahaha
>>123561741
Balkans were made to be disgusting desu senpai

>>123562048
>>123561932
wow man there is absolutely no reason to post the same thing twice here

now you're just being a dick

>>123561436
>implying NATO would allow annexation of Bosnian lands and Macedonia
>implying NATO would allow Iran expansion in Iraq

stupid

>>123562123
Why are you replying to non-existing posts lad
Are you alright?

>>123562162
>>implying NATO would allow annexation of Bosnian lands and Macedonia
FYROM is nearly considered a failed state and the US is trying desperately to stage a coup there. This is iin case it fails, where NATO would just look angry at Bulgaria and Albania (they took a strip of land too if you look closer) but know that it'd still be better than the current """democracy""", or worse, an eventual annexation by Bosnia.
>>implying NATO would allow Iran expansion in Iraq
Similar to Crimea, Republika Srpska stablishes independence to afterwards petition for a Serbian annexation.

>>123562176
oh you were trolling me ?? damn

nice job

>>123562392
>or worse, an eventual annexation by Bosnia.
Wew what the f*ck (fuck) I meant Serbia

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>>123561436
Better than Ultimate's desu senpai

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>that feel when coalitions

>>123562392
holy kuck, i remember times when not every post was a meme

Anyway, disregarding conspiracy theories, if anything, NATO would instigate an albanian takeover of macedonia, seeing as how Albania is a strong american ally.
And I fail to see how it's a failed state, seeing how they've been recieving huge foreign investements for the past few years.

>republika srpska similar to crimea

Are you comparing Serbia to Russia?
A former superpower with nukes and a strong regional power to a failed state, dependent on it's neighbours (who are mostly part of the EU/NATO bloc) and pretty much surrounded by them?


#justSerbianthings

>>123562914
>>123562914
>memEU 4
reddit is calling

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I usally enjoy supporting and watching the Byzatine Empire flourish and prosper. But it seems I have created a monster.

>The mudslime is broken and fleeing

Never before have I seen the Byzantine empire fight with such fervor and might.

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>>123562914
>tfw finally uninstalling that shitty game

>>123562963
I'm in the mood for blobbing is all

>>123562992
godspeed

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new shitty HoI4 Dev diary
ebin meme Germans

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>visit /gsg/ years ago
>hating on EU 3 is a meme
>visit again these days
>newautists unironically hate EU4

>>123563276
Post the link at least you fucking autist.
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hearts-of-iron-iv-35th-development-diary-27th-of-november-2015.892871/

>>123563341
I bet when EUV gets released everyone will love EUIV.

Lads

I want to play HOI 3 but I can't get TFH to launch. I think I got keked by paradox.

Is FTM playable or is it just a meme

>>123563341
>>123563387
What if I hate the whole EU series equally? What if I hate all Paradox games?

>>123562963
Are they trying to tell him to play V2? Okay.

>>123563461
Then, why do you play them? why do you post here?

>>123563461
It might very well be the case
4chan is filled with autists and I see plenty of generals filled with people who hate the specific game yet are talking about it 24/7.

>>123563508
I ask myself the same question every day. I guess the community on /gsg/ is kinda nice if you look beyond the memes, like in the poal,me chat for example.

quill18 got some Cossacks stuff up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV9tSlNNnhQ

>>123563995
Screw off, I ain't giving that furry fuck any more views.

Why the FUCK does paradox still keep this disgusting attrition system

It doesn't make ANY fking sense, and adds so much boring tedium to the games.

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>>123563369
New meme lads

>>123564692
Aww, Poland will finally find some friends.

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Please buy hoi4

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>>123564692
This is kind of an ancillary meme, like "Teutonic advance"---only funny in the context of others, not on its own, no?

>>123563995
FFFFFFFUCK QUILL18

>>123565013
>buy
>buy
>buy

>>123565013
Please leak beta first

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>>123554947
I'm going into withdrawal.

The archive and links get nuked. You can only save 1 (one) /gsg/ mod. Which one?

Cultures Minimod :^)

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>>123562992
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

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>>123565013
>just noticed the little helmet-wearing bear on the phone
>too good to pass up
new meme

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>be me
>buy ultimate for 30$ in the black market after seeing the ebin Qing anon conquering the world
>pick Spain
>want to release a new world nation in 1600
>can't because lol no cores
>release a cosmethic Mexican nation instead
>it's literally all Spanish American colonies minus Florida, the Caribbean and Galapagos
>10 years after and I'm the second biggest industrial producer in the world because there's some random 70k crafstmen in La Paz
>all of my South American holdings are becoming fully Mexican in no time because lol no cores
>except Asuncion because it's full of Basque diaspora
>and I have Basque as accepted
>declare war at Cambodia because why not
>look up for my capital
>wait
>if it isn't Mexico City, where could it be?
>look up for 20 minutes
>where could it be
>where

>>123565301
H P M
P
M

>no provinces will ever be in more than one area, one region and one super region
God damnit

>Germany is lead by Adolf Hitler who gives them +50% political power gain through his Dictator trait.

Hitler confirmed for arch wizard +50% mana pool

>>123565945
>Respectfully disagree.

>>123565945
Supposedly he did have keen interest in the occult.

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>>123565945
Well he WAS a virgin, obviously he has wizard powers.

>>123565931
Mitigate this by adding a shitload more provinces! 1914 borders in 1444 for multiplayer fun!

>>123565809
>Ultimate
SHIGGY

>>123565269

>>123565806
>bear
It's a dog, like in their april fools dev diary from years ago
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hearts-of-iron-iv-dev-diary-3-bringing-wwii-to-the-mainstream.766767/

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Hey guys. Do you want to play some MP_CK2 with 2 (or more) russian autistic-retards?

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>>123565809

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>>123565809
>4.2 million pops
Step it up son

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>>123566343
Fuck off.

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I updated NWO, It made casus belli shit longer but like hell that affected me.

Palestine actually managed to win the war while I and Poortugal distracted USA with two different wars, then I swiftly conquered Palestine

I'm trying to conquer Kurd Iraq for more oil fields and generating a CB on Saudi Arabia for even more oil fields.

Now that I'm a Great Power, what should I do?

>>123566308
>Mitigate this by adding a shitload more provinces! 1914 borders in 1444 for multiplayer fun!
I'm so damn annoyed. It is an autistic change to make things neat and tidy, but it doesn't really add to anything. It just detracts from the world.

Other than that I thought Cossack was looking pretty good.

Now Roussillion can no longer be in both french and spanish region.

>>123566394
Oh, well to be fair, that's just a dynamic dominion, those were made by paracocks and have never worked properly

>>123566343
>tfw no russian bros to gsg with

>>123566469
Remove Greece from NATO

Where you at, MCG? How's the Nordic unification going?

>>123566489
I'm genuinely curious as to what this will do to AI behavior. Will they only go after certain areas? Will this help reduce spaghetti borders?

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>>123566432
Don't be so rude.
>>123566573
Yep. All are drunk beside me and my ukranian friend.

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>>123566469
>NWO mod for Victoria
Daily reminder that East vs West never
Cold War/Modern Day gsg never

>>123566531
I'm more intrigued over the craftsmen desu
I'l also prefer to actually have Mexico releasable in 1600. I mean, it's not like this mod wasn't fucked up already.

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Have you ever see UK fuck up so bad that Nigel Farage had to go back in time to save them?

>>123566592
I'm likely gonna do that when the Cyprus events trigger and gonna do what Turks should have fucking done, nukes over Athens an a fully occupied Cyprus

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>>123566671

>>123566428
>1688
>1024 industrial score
>#2
W-who's the #1

>>123557873
what mod?

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>>123566870
HRE, with a whooping 1,000 more industry because they got a long head start. I'll probably overtake them within the next century or half, but I'm half-assing my industry by just spamming liquor distelleries. Can't fucking wait for L-F.

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>>123566343
No guys really. Would you be interested in some crusader king activity? Did you felt an urge to purge Europe from infidels, fuck your sister, make antipope and raid and burn some chapels viking-style lately? Huh?

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>>123551641
Here philhellene

>>123567336
I feel like playing as some Orthodox Turkish band but the only banter me and you would have is jet banter

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Fug lads my literacy is terrible

Give me some nordic songs for inspiration /gsg/

limit the somalian/muslim meme songs

>>123567453
Is asked you for POPs and the map of America 3 goddamn hours ago, you fucking piece of shit cunt. Could you please finally post it?

>>123567156
>Turkish industry
>1689
>Russian industry
>1689
>Polish industry
>1689

>>123562787
what mod

>>123552034
>>123551641
What mod? Doesn't Russia start allied with Turkey in HPM?

Also, take Persia under establish protectorate.

>>123567453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7X_AQfA50

>>123567453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIhSZ3hiEOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJIh0aa0xU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B7ASQzZ2bY

>>123567156
>accepted cultures: noculture
wew lad

>>123567789
I prefer this one myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErHi3yP7UE

>>123567453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
It's legit, Ylvis is Nordic

>>123551641
>Bating kebab as Greece that early in
How? I want to do a Greece playthrough now.

>>123567905
Yeah, I can understand why they accept cultures of nations that were previously part of the HRE, but American? wew

>>123568016
And you decided to link that shit over A-ha, you fucking retard tripfag

>>123567453
Here's some traditional scandinavian folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU

>lads implying that this isn't the best anthem of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zp6JUWOwY

>>123568160
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
A-ha is old meme, I'm all about the new memes.

>street sign captchas
>turkey captchas
kill me

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>>123567453
>>123567638
Sorry lad, forgot about it, here you go
>>123567789
>>123567963
HAHAHAHAHAHA absolute madman xDDDD
I'm disappointed
>>123568165
This one wasn't as bad as the anthems, so I'm not that disappointed
>>123567846
>>123568016
Thanks lads

>>123568352
have some more lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Dh_azZqyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2D5HlKLh34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh9frx4R38k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4pE4eIs4c

>>123567390
>playing CK2
>naming kids after Greek myths
>Oedipus fucks his mom
>Agamemnon goes to fight
>Eros has dozens of kids
>Poseidon DOES FUCK ALL BECAUSE THIS CASUAL KIDDIE GAME HAS NO NAVAL COMBAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>123568269
>implying
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw
>>123568352
Thanks for the POPs, now post the map.
>Russians
Looks like you're in need for some genocide, m8.
>>123568427
Fuck off.

>>123568524
holy shit
I was just memeing
Tuva is literally the most badass country in the world

Should we update MEGA archive after cossacks DLC?

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>>123568352
>>123568524
New world, USA didn't crumple fortunately

>>123568842
JUST

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Time travelling Farage turns the British Empire into a dictatorship, I guess that means no more decolonization

>>123568797
Yeah, just hearing their anthem makes me want to join enlist and fight Russians for the independent Republic of Tuva.
>>123568842
Just give them the cores on the whole North America already. Colonialism is long overdue to end.

>>123568524
>even the english lyrics are badass

In the most sacred ovaa pass,
Laid a stone, praying,
The Holy peaks of Tandy, Sayan
I have sprinkled the white milk - I am a Tuvan

I am a Tuvan,
The Son of eternally snow-capped mountains,
I am a Tuvan,
The daughter of the country's silver rivers.

In the homeland of the ancient ancestors
Knot connected the happiness
Resounding song of khoomei
I have enchanted - I am a Tuvan.

I am a Tuvan,
The Son of eternally snow-capped mountains,
I am a Tuvan,
The daughter of the country's silver rivers.

Peoples in a single family,
As brothers, fast friends.
Aspiring for progress
I have united the country - I am a Tuvan.

I am a Tuvan,
The Son of eternally snow-capped mountains,
I am a Tuvan,
The daughter of the country's silver rivers.

I am a Tuvan,
The Son of eternally snow-capped mountains,
I am a Tuvan,
The daughter of the country's silver rivers.

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>>123568842
Norge the fucking worst country ever
Everyone leaves, nobody is born
My economy is in the shitter

JUST

>>123568961

>Farage in Victoria 2

Holy shit I'm getting this mod right now

>>123569050
Just promote experiences and attract millions of Somali POPs :^)

>>123568842
Those injun holdouts

>>123568961
Holy shit what mod? UI actually looks pretty good.

dat >researching cold war

>>123569050
Wait, why are you fully funding your army at peace?

>>123568961
How dare they call Farage a populist! He's just a regular Thatcherite who loves the NHS!

t. Nick Griffen

>>123568961
>3.2% literacy

>>123569028
The fuck kind of anthem is that? It doesn't even rhyme.

>>123568961
>führer consciousness

i've never played HPM before but i've heard good things so i'm going to download it later
what's a good country to play as to see all the mod changes

>>123569489
It's just a literal translation, lad.

>>123569420
in NWO it reflects how many of your POPs college educated

>>123568961
>primary pops
>english
>accepted pops
>white anglo

haha oh wow

>>123569621
Meh, it's unrealistic to have a 100% college educated population.

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>>123569581
France

>>123569581
Netherlands, Paraguay, Austria, Argentina, Russia, Prussia, UK and any fascist/dictatorship country

>>123569737
Are yuo trying to imply that it aims to be realistic?
Most mods in GS games are historical mental-wanking

>>123568280
I liked a-ha desu

>>123569621
Surely the icon should be something like a mortarboard?

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Got the Holy Lands, now to get Sinai once UK gives the ports back to Egypt.

>>123569420
NWO does college educated and I keep annexing sandniggers

>>123569239
>>123569070
NWO, other than Israel-Palestine/Korea War event chain breaking and Palestine/N Korea BTFOing is seen, It's not bad

Cold War unlocks you nukes, which I can't develop due to Infamy

I rather have oil than nukes, USA-senpai will protect me anyway

>>123569323
I had a bunch of Norwegian communists pop up in revolt and then some Scandinavian pan nationalists.

Sengoku £2 in this sale. Is it shit?

>>123570030
It's shit if you have already played CKII.

>>123570030
Yes

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>Communist Spurdolans
>not a part of USSR but has that flag

Fucking NWO

>>123569958
Give it to me straight, lad. Is it playable?

somebody host HoI3 MP

>>123569958
Reminder to install a puppet dictatorship in Saudi Arabia and take both Sinai and Suez
Is there a way to diplo annex? I'd like to see Turkish Bulgaria again desu

>>123570120
>4th best prestige worldwide
>swedes accepted
>as a communist dictatorship linked to the Soviets

>>123570239
I might puppet the North African bunch of Egypt, Libya, Tunisia and Morocco but Saudi Arabia? I'm fucking annexing it whole, no puppets in the Gulf, need that oil.

>>123570129
Pretty playable, especially if you are Great Power like UK, USA, France, USSR, etc.

>>123569831
Why the Netherlands?

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>>123570120
It's an alternative to the Finnish commie flag during their civil war

>>123570120
>Researching a war

>>123570502
Some nice stuff for south africa, got to see the growing influence in the east indies, cna take treaty ports and establish coaling stations around

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putting on hold my grossromanum game for doing a swiss game

will try to maintain neutrality while developing the a-bomb
oher than focusing spies on domestic counter-espionage, what should I do to avoid lowering my neutrality and getting on germany's bad side?

>>123570986
By not interacting with any other countries

>>123571073
so no automated trade?

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Qing lad are you here? Only now I'm starting to realize how fucked my version is, this was supposed to be the pre-1700 tech table but it just shows the original industry tech table, other than industry all other first techs can be researched as soon as you begin the game, while all second techs can only be researched in 1836 or later. Did you download it from moddb? It said the last update was last month so I thought the """creator""" gave up on selling and uploaded the last version for free.

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>Go to Zoroastrian forum because I'm trying to see whether incest was really sacred
>they all say no, it's a western fallacy
>someone posts the Achaemenid family tree, showing countless examples or incestuous rulers
>68x disagree

>>123571142
>jacobean

>>123571216
desu the habsburgs incested a whole fucking lot and it doesn't mean incest was sacred in catholicism either.
I wish Iran never threw zoroastrianism away desu

>>123571402
Not talking cousins or uncles here anon, we're talking the majority of kings were married to either their mothers of their sisters.

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And Egypt loses Suez and Sinai, next target is Yemen due to high pops and I want to make it less hard for UK to release North Yemen

I have a fucking truce with everyone in the Middle East and no wars makes it dull

>>123571781
Can't you do something to get a better industry?
Is foreign investiment as OP as it usually is? Try creating roads in shitholes across the globe if so.

>>123571962
2% college education means I have barely any techs

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>Enter 1954
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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why aren't my spies going to germony?

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>>123572813
>this mod
>in charge of having wars trigger at the right time

>>123572864
>Send Spy Priority: 0

There's the thing senpai

>>123572864
shit, I'm retarded nvm

>>123572864
Spy priority.

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the french are going to ruin this beautiful thing I have going on here won't they?

>>123573029
>Morocco
>owning West Sahara
Historically inaccurate t bh

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>>123572813

>>123573029
>has all of iberia
>can't stop france
Just wait until they're busy with the HRE

How necessary is the Stars and Crescent pack to play as muslim nations in EU4?

>>123572813
Ebin meme senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
CCR is actually the best band of the 20th century. Fight me irl

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HOI4 Intelligence dev diary when?

How do I into Granada?

I've tried 5 or 6 times with no success, I clearly need to be trying something different.

>>123572994
How did you managed to get the mod to work?
It crashes hen I hit play.

>>123574295
Clear cache, that's the thing that fixed it for me

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>tfw this beautiful man will never rule a pan-arabian secular democratic superpower
Oh Lord, why must you do these things to us?

>>123574957
>arab
>secular
>democratic

>>123574957
Pan-Arabism is a disgusting blob

Create some real nations faggots

Oh wait

>kek themselves by Bedouins

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>world tension to prevent war
>proxy wars and civil wars confirmed
>produce equipment which can be given to other nations
>more in depth peace treaty options
>custom factions
>national focus to guide you through historic and ahistoric paths

HOI4 EvW dlc fucking confirmed, I can smell the $40 expansion from here.

EUIV is on sale right now, should I get it, or wait for bigger discounts during the christmas sale?

>>123575414
It's 100% off all the time in the OP.

>>123575641
Fix what mongo?

>>123574823
didn't fix it.
Damm,I wanted to play an Israel game.

>>123575330
>3 parties per country
>completely shit minister mechanics
>completely shit tech team mechanics
>de fuhrer mana
Gonna be great

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how do I fix this

>>123575760
Didn't say it was gonna be a good one, but they're certainly setting up for the cash in after EvW

>>123574957
Oh yeah, that shitty meme nation is NWO, great when you try to take over Syria because they suddenly have no truce

>>123575820
You git gud lad

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>>123575932
>forgetting pic

>>123575820
Don't have liberals in power