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# Archive
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[EU4] - BDSM
http://pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2
>>[CK2 - 2.4.3] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Liangmod V0.1
https://www.mediafire.com/?fm7kgwo9m83yqxu
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.1.7 - 20/08/2015
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.5
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V6
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2]Mish Mash Map Mod
https://mega.co.nz/#F!rItzBSoL!cRR-s9OTOJbJUht4hnAw3w
>>[HoI3] YAMDaM v0.54
http://www.mediafire.com/download/md4tzqe2gg6stfv/
Old thread >>123548863
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
First for promote experiences
>>123606763
Any day now France...
>>123606962
Sorry lad, I'll blob as germany later to make it up to you
fucking finally.
to make matters better, I should soon be reclaiming the Kingdom of Austria.
>>123607474
France, cmon man
Lads, is there a way to remove Sahara meme and India meme in HIP?
O well this will be fucking useful
>>123607991
I do know one little trick. It took me a while to figure out, so normally I like to keep it a secret, but I'll make an exception just for you, anon. It's pretty simple, really. All you have to do isrun uninstall.exe
>>123608173
I love this.
>>123607605
or fucking not.
>>123608270
>those wealthy inland tradeposts
Are you running any mods? Doesn't look like CK2+
>>123608020
>Yugoslavia is a jumble of puppets
Might as well make every SSR a puppet of the USSR too
>>123608020
That's quite a Radical Yugoslavia, if I do say so myself.
First for that faggot who won't share the HOI4 beta.
How do you pronounce HOI, Hoy or Aitch Oh Eye?
>>123608490
nah, just ck2+
Lads, I know nobody plays casual kings 2 but I need help and In don't know who to turn to.
As a nomad I just subjugated some massive faggot feudal, how do I make him Nomadic too?
What upcoming release are you most looking forward to /gsg/?
>>123608964
Why, Stellaris of course!
>>123608745
Haitch Oh Eye tbqh
>>123608964
Just Cause 3.
>>123608964
East vs West.
>>123608759
jesus fucking christ fuck off with your wars, fucking karlings.
>>123609126
t. Frank
>>123609117
This tbvqh lads
>>123603554
Korea has been heavily fortified with troops on the IRL border of north and south. 14,500 backup troops ready to take the pain just in case Japan suddenly goes super saiyan. Which they won't because they've probably ran out of troops to replace casualties with. gg tojo no re
>>123609264
Just pressure the eastern flank lad, you'll have their center encircled in a month.
>>123609124
Too soon
>>123607869
We take the fight to their shitty colonies
WHERE IS MY HOI4 BETA YOU FUCK! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD
>>123609823
>Getting this mad over a meme game
t. r/paradoxplaza
>>123608929
You dont
>>123609654
All the coast has been seized, courtesy of great nippon
>>123610150
As in it's impossible or as inuninstall.exe?
How do you exit satellite status in V2 without DoWing your master?
>>123610263
impossible lad
Is Syria a Shi'ite state, lads?
>do nothing
>overtake US in both military and industry
wew
>>123610351
Become a GP or have someone else liberate you
>>123610395
Well wew, who's running this shit show?
>>123609126
Finally I can reclaim my fucking throne.
>>123610438
Pretty realistic tbvq lad
What's that blob in Kazakhstan?
>>123610554
>charlememe
>>123610420
No.
>>123610692i think it's russia
>>123606252
Use this
>>123610420
it's a secular state ruled by an alawite family
>>123610819
Baikonur Cosmodrome?
>>123610438
That UI looks like an extremely choppy shop
>>123605427
>>123606071
Lad, if you aren't lying and you actually have the game, then just post it. The likelihood of someone from Paracocks actually watching this thread is low, and even if they were you are anonymous.
Reminder that this fag is hoarding it for himself.
>>123610705
this was the 867 start date lad.
>>123610218
Filthy gaijins are finally kicked out of Nippon
>>123611186
Reminder that it's a shoop
>>123611186
So? Its shit.
What?
USSR Fell and became a Dictatorship
>>123611463
Just like real life
>>123611463
>That event image
Wew.
The fucking download link for new world order doesn't work
does anyone have it they can just put it on 1339.cf?
>>123611463
>CSA cores
>>123611230
Time to murder some chinese, as is tradition
>>123611463
please respond >>123611657
>>123611716
PUSH UPS
>>123611463
Show Russia.
>>123610692
Russia, they have a province there called Baikonur.
>>123611796
The Entire Russian nation is occupied by two yearsKek
>>123611463
How many wars have you noticed? I remember one of these mods pretty much disabled the ability to wage war. Is there any migration to Europe, too?
>>123611916
What ideology is Russia now then? Who's occupying them and why?
>>123611916
FUCKING >>123611790
>>123611790
>>123612149
Jesus fuck are you annoying
https://github.com/simsulla/nwomod/releases/tag/v0.9.904
>>123612387
You shouldn't have helped him, I wanted to see how long he'd go.
>>123612387
I SAID THOSE LINKS DON'T WORK
>>123612504
Is it too late to delete the post?
>>123611678
>114 outdated ships
This is going to be a slaughter
>>123612558
Apparently not, keep whining >>123612548
>>123612042
Conservative Dictatorship
China, India, North Korea, Turkey, USA and Japan
are occupying it to liberate inner mongolia
>>123611984
This is the third great war that started one got all of europe there minor ones in the middle east with palestine and africa
>>123612548
Try this you fucking prick and get out
https://g(meme)oo.gl/qXfH5Q
>>123612648
Well that was disappointing
>>123612675
>no polisario front
Booooo
>>123612882
INDIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GAIJIN GO HOME
>>123612942
الصحراء الغربيةis Moroccan clay.
>>123613158
You misspeltSpanish
>>123612675
>Andalusia
>>123611204
fucking hurry up Ferrarra.
>>123613065
NIPPON STEEL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
Russo-Japanese War-tier navy incompetence
Ah shit, I broke Prussia. Not a big deal I guess, they'll be incorporated into the Reich soon enough.
>>123614864
>1865
>Reich
>long after N&I
Wew lad, it's like you're not even gud.
>>123614631
Formosa and Ryukyu are taken from the pigdog chinese.
My current goal has been completed
Since I only have 23 years left I'm going to blob as germaniums to make HoI3 interesting
>>123615146
Be Japan first. Oichi is triggering me.
>>123615146
Where's Korea? Anon, you know Korea is an integral part of Japan
>>123615138
It's been awhile since I've played. No need to rush since I'm gonna be gross anyways.
just finished gross braziliums, forgot to declare on vichy france before they joined the axis so didn't manage to get french guiana though
>>123615353
But the großer you are the faster you can achieve the lebensraum you need. Every inch of land matters, every inch that you can fill with liquor factories.
>>123615457
Gross South Americiums always make me so warm and fuzzy inside. These playthroughs are the best.
>>123615457
Now go upwards towards the USA
>>123615146
>Load up Germaniums
>They're islamic gommunist
>No decent allies
>Not even Groß
What have they done to you?!
>>123615310
Germaniums needs to be gross before Nipponiums can even think about incorporating filthy Koreans
>>123615289
Normally I would make a decision for them to form Japanbut I'm shit at modding
>>123615880
>Partido Socialista
>>123615821
im scared of the usa lad
>>123616184
Lad if you do your job and hold the Panama Japan will win.:^)
>>123616184
P U S S Y
U
S
S
Y
>>123615880
lad you should have took the time to get all the isles for the brits desu
So I'm thinking about doing a Mega Campaign, but since my computer is shit I'll have to use CK1 and Darkest Hour. Might start later tonight when I'm done pirating CK1 if I find it.
>>123616954
>I'm thinking about doing a Mega Campaign
Kill yourself you MCL bandwagoner, we have enough memecampaigns.
I can't wait for Stellaris.
I know every space game in the past turned out to be a disappointment. But I have NO expectations for this so it'll be great!
>>123614560
holy shit, this nigga just can't catch a break.
>>123616954
post it here, lad.
hardly anyone posts the older paradox games and it's always interesting to see how they've changed.
>>123617103
The problem is that I haven't found a single trace of a torrent for it. Sad that it's not in the Archives
>>123617062
Fuck off senpai, I can shitpost some dank memes if I want.
>>123617153
>The problem is that I haven't found a single trace of a torrent for it
I found a torrent of it not that long a go, and I've got the game on my computer. Let me see if I can find the torrent I used.
>>123617069
Where can I learn more about the upcoming shitshow that Stellaris is sure to be? I want to know if they have ANY good ideas buried beneath the streamlining.
>>123615880
And now we prepare ourselves to liberate our germanic brothers from the Italian menace
>>123616954
Please don't do it lad, it will ruin your life
>>123617062
This t︂b︂︂h
>>123617153
No, you cannot post any dank memes as long as I'me not duty. Our anti meme game militia will only grow stronger.
has anyone on /gsg/ actually finished a mega campaign
>>123617230
Never mind, I found it. Google Advanced Search actually worked for once.
>>123617240
The scale they they are apparently setting is nice, but other than that, it's streamlined worse than EU4, mana everywhere, also it doesn't look like you can have a pre set universe, goodbye map mods, and by the way, fuck off to 4X General
>>123617153
okay, I think i've got it.
https://thepiratebay .gd/torrent/11738771/Crusader_Kings_Complete_GOG
>>123617343
Mega campaign lad came real close, he was on HOI3, but then he just disappeared.
>>123617264
>This t︂b︂︂h
>says the MCG
I hate you ask much as him and you know it, faggot.
>>123617343
No, if you give in to megacampaign memes you're too weak to finish a megacampaign, that's the sad truth.
At this point ive played quite a lot of the current pdox games and am looking forward to stellaris t.bh
>>123617448
Get off my dick faggot. And if by mana everywhere you mean everything has its own seperate mana pool then you remove most of the problems inherent with mana to begin with.
>>123617531
I looking forward to it too, but only so I can start some dank memes, Paracvcks are incapable of putting an enjoyable game together by now.
>>123615880
Why not LEBENSRAUM FOR BOTH
>>123617264
Actually, after looking at the amount of brigades and techs, we decide to go for Spain instead
>>123617495
Love you too lad, why are you so angry?
>>123617703
why the fuck is york labelled but not bristol, nottingham or manchester. It's a tiny irrelevant shithole
>>123617793
>why are you so angry?
That's just a thing about me you can't change, sorry MCG.
>>123617793
Fuck it, France deserves this more than anyone
Okay, I'm going to go by this trip.
>Tfw your internet is so shit that it tops out at 350 Kb/s but is for some reason only getting the torrent at 15 Kb/s
>>123617646
No need to be rude, pls leave to 4x
>>123617910
I like how Barrow, Alaska gets labeled.
>>123618069
>Mega Campaign Senpai
>>123617910
t. Bristolian
>>123618069
Why exactly are you changing your trip? Are you trying to trick us?
>>123617703
>North American Race State
What does that even mean?
TOO MANY MEGA CAMPAIGNS!
>>123618163
Not him but I am from Bristol and just checked the image. It made me mad.
>>123618210
No you African American uneducated gentleman, I'm the new campaign person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4
>>123618304
I'm from Leeds and think we're more relevant than York.
>>123618312
Oh, I didn't even notice the 'senpai'. But then >>123618264 is right, we have to many memecampagin peoples, I'd advise you to not post your game on this general.
>>123617993
r8 my battle plan
>>123617970
Lad don't be angry, I'm going to make the biggest germaniums just for you
alright, I think i'm ready to start a mega campaign. any suggestions where to start?
>>123615880
This makes my eyes hurt
>Groẞ Germania doesn't even have 30% of Germania.jpg
>Theocracy of France
>Kurland
>KURLAND
>somehow through all of it denmark has normal borders
>>123618541
Why are you pushing into French Posnan? You should focus on the western front.
>>123617103
wew lads, what the fuck is happening?
Byzantium is actually fucking conquering shit.
>>123618541
>happy lithuania
It's shit
>>123618541
But how are you planning to win against that grossFranciums?P.S. I'm always going to be this angry,
>>123618571
CK2 1066 as the Habsburgs, make them proud
>>123618541
I must unite the german "peoples" under one flag
>>123618664
You're right, I drew more squiggly arrows in Paris
>>123618769
I called in Byzantium, turned on "Die Wacht am Rhein", and drew a bunch of arrows
I can't lose
>Paradox will never make good, well thought out games
>They will always be satisfied with releasing shit
>The masses will continue buying said shit and enjoy it
Honestly if I was them I would be straight up embarrassed to put my name on their games.
>>123618787
>>123618571
See, this is too much of a cliché, what you should do is play as the Hohenzollerns, see how many Wilhelms you can get on the throne and take Prussia.
>>123619140
>Zum Rhein. zum Rhein, zum detschen Rhein
Now you really can't lose.
>>123619172
Could you imagine being Johan and applying for a job at some real place
What games would he put on his resume?
>>123618226
In Rosenberg's book The Myth of the Twentieth Century, he keeps talking about a North American racial state, which is some sort of unified north american nordic state that's going to happen after a race war with the "blacks and yellows and jews"
>A
new world war will be unavoidable if states are not shaped on the basis of the
racial Myth. America must remove the yellow race from the blossoming west.
It is a future place for the culture of the Nordic race. This is of vital necessity
and it stands above all other paper rights. We also demand the recognition of
the racial rights of the cultured Japanese people, but not in America. It results
from this that a coming North American racial state must abandon its
possessions in east Asia. The Japanese from California can be resettled there.
>be Zoroastrian
>have dozens of female relatives
>take seduction
>seduce all of them
>create a generation of inbred bastard children
>seduce all of them too
>die
>half of my dynasty is inbred, imbecile or lunatic
I don't even know why I did it, but damn is this game fun.
>>123619140
Through the clever tactic of outnumbering an enemy 5:1, the germanic "army" wins its first victory
>>123619201
Might as well just start as an Irish count, go heretic so you can't use Crusades, name your dynasty "Shekelstien" and make it your goal to get your dynasty to have a Jewish man on the throne of Israel.
>>123619470
Wow shit, well that greentext fucked up
Okay now there's a small problem. I have no clue how to play Crusader Kings. I get the idea that you are supposed to build a dynasty, not a nation, so you don't exactly blob the same way as you would in EU or Victoria.
>>123618571
Syria, do it for Assad, Nasser and Sadaam, establish the entire Arab world under a secular Arab republic.
>>123619614
No you still pretty much blob in the exact same way, there is just the option to blob your dynasty rather than borders and inherit everything
>>123619614
No, you're supposed to to roleplay with the rape mod. But I'm still happy you've used the mega campaign senpai name I proposed to be hones.
>>123608745
I say HoL because the I looks like an l
>>123608745
Hwa
>>123619491
Germany has been liberated from France, but for how long?
>Switzerland can give military access
>Switzerland can ally and fight in wars
>Your spheres can give the enemy military access
How fucking stupid can you be, Johan, you Jewish fuck? This is so absolutely moronic I can't believe you incompetent retards never patched this.
>>123619902
what the fuck is this garbage
>>123608745
johan shekel jew
>>123619902
France is kicked out of rightful germanic lands
>>123620107
A mega campaign, unfortunately
>>123620262
Fascism when?
Yo f.am how do you want your iberian peninsula like?
>>123613158
ceuta and mellina/canarians were berber.
so sad that spanish empire couldn't accomplish long goals instead it christianzed a billion useless natives and fuel catholic war machine against liberals.
>>123617703
that's way too much lebensraum it is unhealthy for the consciousness and the well being of the german people.
someone should do a 'minor campaign' just vic2+hoi3
OKAY MY FINE AFRICAN AMERICAN GENTLEMEN, PICK YOUR NATION, STEP RIGHT UP, FIRST ONE TO RESPOND WITH AN EVEN NUMBER PICKS THE NATION THAT I LEAD FROM THIS LIST
>>123621039
Scotland
FOREVER
>>123621039
Navarra
>>123621114
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>123621039
ethiopia
>>123620262
We /greatpower/ now
>>123620321
Hopefully soon
>>123620562
what can we do with this billion of useless native spawn?
>>123621328
BUILD WALL
>>123621039
don't forget you can also pick dukes and counts.
>>123621114
Holy shit this looks atrocious. Good thing that I have to deal with over 400 years of it :^)
What do
>>123621509
But dukes and counts are a bunch of pussies. You gotta be a king to be a man :^)
>>123621614
There's an independent realms view. The little flag.
>>123621268
First to the South Pole!
The germanic "people" are easily the most relevant
>>123621496
That is the #1 priority, but there's 1 billion native spawn next to us who are weak, should we colonize them once again?
>>123621614
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxjXArvdXU
>>123621816
BUILD
Any goals/suggestions for Aquitane besides becoming an independant kingdom of Aquitane and raping France
>>123622065
MEME
>>123621839
>THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM
>h...hey england we went bankrupt can we join our countries
The map is coming along
Give me your claims
>>123622268
SCOTLAND
>>123622268
burma
>>123621768
oh fug
>>123622268
Give the island of Papua to australia
>>123622268
South Tirol is Austrian for fucks sake.
We shall raise a holy boy
>>123622268
Nova Scotia
>>123622268
Newfoundland to Quebec
Bosnia to Croatia
Namibia to South Africa
Botswana to South Africa
Lesotho and Swaziland to South Africa
Donetsk and Luhansk to Russia
Norn Iron to Iron
>>123622504
>70/131
m8
>>123622504
FOR GROß!
>>123622268
Everything east of the urals to the mongols
>>123622331
>>123622451
>>123622516
>>123622582
>>123622651
>>123622731
I'm drawing not painting
>every time
>>123607337
Goodnight /gsg/, I love you all. I don't know what I would have done with my life without you.
>>123622916
But what is there to draw? It's a shitty time to to be alive, all we have to do is paint, no need to draw.
>>123622916
fuck off why do you keep posting it if you aren't asking for feedback and why did you colour it in AT ALL which is just gonna lead to confusion and then you being a whiny little cunt
>>123622587
The Duke of Wales declines an alliance with us. He should know that the William is probably looking at his fine ass waiting to slice it.
>>123623053
I'm not satisfied with the quality of the borders when I paint
>>123623231
I'm asking for feedback, I don't know everyones clay butthurt
It was like that when I found it
>>123622268
Independent Bavaria
South Tyrol to Austria
Ebinland to Sweden
Poland-Lithuania v2.0
Kosovo, Montenegro and RS to Serbia
Herzegovina to Croatia
Slovenia to Austria
>>123622916
Nobody knows what the fuck you mean by "drawing not painting" you autist
>>123622504
>>123622849
>>123622769
REMOVE SPAGHETTI
>>123617703
>not this
>>123623483
I'm making a paintable map with regions/provinces that don't suck
>>123623498
this is when victoria 2 gets unplayable for me
all those fucking armies
>>123622935
t.cobrah
>>123623501
>the british isles city names are different but they still have FUCKING IRRELEVANT YORK and not birmingham/nottingham/bristol labelled...
>>123623564
So you want to actually redraw the province borders?
>>123623649
meant manchester not birmingham
>>123623353
Nigga, I just made you the count of another county and you don't like me more than prior. Ungrateful bitch I oughta assassinate you.
I'm probably just going to idle for a few months and respond to events and marriage requests and the shit and see what happens, pausing every five days gets boring.
>>123623789
At least a guy in my court got a bitch.How the fug do I make people a spymaster and shit like that?
>>123623579
>All those fucking armies
>A whopping 20 armies
That ain't shit
>>123624062
Haven't played in a while, but you should be able to click on your shield and it'll open a menu.
What ideas do you go for in eu4 mp?
How bad is this europe?
>>123625189
It is pretty good if we ignore Russia, Venice and Aragon.
>>123625189
8/10, but no perfect switzerland so -3 and it ends up at 5/10
>>123623501
>Suid-Rhodesië
Lol, no. Boer keks BTFO.
>>123624062
thank mr duncan
>>123625580
>Ck1
don't make me post Svea Rike
Playing Victoria II and I want to unite the Western Slavs.
What's the best nation to do this as? Czechia? Slovakia? Czechoslovakia? Poland seems like a logical choice because their domain is noticeably larger. What's the difference between Congress Poland and Poland?
>>123626094
Do it lad, we need more paradox ancien here.
>>123623501
Is that bottom left one Italy? They chose to have spaghetti as their flag ?
>>123626149
Congress Poland is smaller
Guys is EU:Rome playable vanilla or do I need some mods that fix the gameplay so its playable
>>123626149
Poland is the only option unless you want to release countries.
You know what mates, I think I'm going to just abandon the CK1 ship and just skip on to EU3 because fuck this autism. Probably will start tomorrow
>>123626413
No, their flag is afaggot
>>123626492
Does Congress Poland have an option to upgrade later on?
>>123623498
A great victory is secured against our inferior haplotype sharing cousins
I will end here for now
how do I make my upper house 1 party only / 1 party majority without becoming a dictatorship
I need a one party democracy
Just started playing VIC2. What on earth do I spend my money on? It looks like I can only spend money on factories/give it to other nations?
>>123626735
I think so, yes
>>123627192
Soldiers
forts
factories
canals
dockyards
boats
you name it, money can buy it
>>123627192
Your national stockpile, education, military, social services, and administration.
And you can pay your people to import goods if you want.
>>123618541
>pecs
heh
>>123627387
>>123627470
I want to build factories but I have no available artisans or clerks. Am I able to purchase those?
>>123628362
heh, no you can't
but if you build them in states with high populations, more will be 'made' naturally
alternatively use your national focus to encourage artisans/clerks, but don't do it for too long or shit can fuck up
what country are you?
>>123628486
I am playing as Serbia
>>123628594
if you're new that's a bad idea
victoria isn't like eu4 where you can take any country and win
if this is a meme then good job
>>123628750
Oh..I just wanted to play a small country :(
>>123628868
Belgium is a good small country for beginners.
>>123628868
it's possible to play a small country well, yeah
but if you really are new to the game you'll learn more by starting off as a bigger country with more population, trade, money, ect
but it's up to you
>>123626637
LOL
>>123626637
better still be fukin scotland u fukin scrub
>EUIV and CKII are slowly being merged into the same game every patch
I'm on to them
>>123628868
>>123629042
I lost :(
I'll try Belgium now thanks anon
anyone want to play a MP game of CK2+?
>>123625349
>he fell for the switzerland meme
>>123631082
sure.
When do you want to start building factories in Vic2?
>>123632762
day 1 lad
>>123632593
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198183652495/
>>123632762
40% literacy.
Recommend me some music from the period for playing Japan in Victoria 2, /gsg/.
Pls no j-pop
>>123626637
>>123626637
fuck off faggot we already have MCG at least wait for his to be over
>>123632762
after world conquest
>>123632762
As a nation with a good economic base, build them as soon as possible. You'll have to support them yourself but you can get early industrial score and let pops start to promote to craftsmen for a head start.
If your economy's shit some liquor in populous states and that's it.
If your economy's incredibly shit, 1840s/1850s once you have the RGO techs to not be incredibly shit.
>>123634041
ever listen to j-pop?
Since paradox said they wanted to concentrate more dlc's on characters in CK2 do you think it be cool if they released a beard pack with these beards?
Does anybody know what it means when there is a red line connecting one of your systems with a system of another empire?
Pic related.
>>123610928
>those tiny islands in the sea above USA
WHY
WHY ARE THEY RED
AAAAAAAUUGH
You wouldn't seize someone's else sandwich?
>>123634645
Wrong board
>>123634526
>Only had half the picture on screen
>Missed the assuredly spoopy thing in the bottom half by sheer luck
Feels good, man
>>123623501
>Japanese Caribbean
>That Peru
>Argentina
>Division between Colombia and Venezuela
Dammit why is it that South America, the easiest region to figure out in an Axis Victory, always gets the most retarded borders?
>>123637073
>Random Japanese concession in Acapulco, Mexico
Whoever made that map is retarded.
Does development level only ever increase through spending mana?
So what if Nobunaga had won?
How to maximilise assimilation to Germans as Austria?
>>123637327
You don't.
>>123637351
I have to get rid of that
>>123637532
event 4485
>>123637250
There are some events that increase development.
>>123636275
It's Distant Worlds. It's literally in the infopost.
>tfw world war 1
>>123638256
Hi red.dit
>>123637327
High literacy, low unemployment, low militancy, full citizen voting reforms, full citizenship ruling party, craftsmen focus.
>>123637295
>implying he didn't
A Europe full of failures.
breddy gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFPyO_BAK-I
>>123638395
How is Distant Worlds reddit? It's autism the game, in space
Man, the traits in CKII are kind of annoying. The fact that everything is 100% random is kind of lame. I took the hunting focus to find the Great Stag, but I've pussied out 5 years in a row because I'm a craven.
The only good Way of Life thing is seduction because you can kekold everyone.
>NWO
>isis pops up
>oh neat
>tag over to them
>religion policy: secularized
>LGBT legal
what in fug
Best ideas in eu4?
I'm trying to get some second opinions, but while googling I notice that almost everyone who voice their opinions on eu4 ideas are completely retarded.
One autistic guy tried to equate +1 diplomatic with +2 republican tradition.
>>123639310
Yea I dnno how someone could put fucking gender shit and LGBT shit like its a universal or important value
>>123639310
How do you think Muslims get bombs up their rectum?
Have you pre-ordered new DLC yet /gsg/?
https://www.paradoxplaza.com/europa-universalis-iv-cossacks
>>123639681
>20$ for a patch
how absolutely fucking disgusting
It should be illegal to do this
>>123639681
Can sid meiers sue paradox for this shit? Why would you pay for a game like this when civ does it way better?
>>123639681
Naeh, but I am looking forward to play with it.
Will pirate and play around a bit in singleplayer.
1-2 people in our multiplayer group will buy it so we can play it.
Hordes are scarier, estates seem cool, the diplo stuff are useful.
Shame they fucked up regions because Wiz is autistic.
>>123639681
It adds nothing of note IMO. I of course will pirate it like ive done every game and DLC they've made
>>123639806
ITS A FUCKING PATCH
WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY A PATCH?
Modders would make the game better if paradox just made the shit fucking open source
>>123639845
No it's an expansion.
Says so in the link.
Major one.
>>123639776
haha simply le epic eu4 hate meme
>>123639907
Looking at the list of changes
It's pretty clearly only a patch
It doesn't even add any new maps
>>123640032
>It doesn't even add any new maps
>>123640032
Yeah! Mars universalis when?
I'm thinking about a CK2 game where I'd play as a duke in a kingdom-level title and have it as my goal to keep the ruling dynasty on the throne until the end of game and basically whiteknight them against other power-hungry vassals.
Do you guys think it would work? What would be a fun realm to play in?
>>123640195
Balian of Ibelin.
>>123640195
>c.ucking campaign but you're the one being c.ucked
>>123640195
Byzantium might be fun with that concept.
Is NWO good? Any obvious shit that one should look out for?
>>123640284
Does Byzantium get a lot of internal strife? I've mostly played western and central Europe
>>123640443
It's like all these GSG games
designed for role playing
It's somewhat unfinished, and I don't think they ever can truly "finish" it.
>>123640508
>Does Byzantium get a lot of internal strife?
why do you think it fell?
>>123640119
>tfw counterstrike is almost 20 years old
>>123640508
>>123641338
the absolute madmen
>>123641338
>start banter
>can't handle it
>tfw no EvW
Anybody know how to crack the CKII DLC on Linux? I bought the game on Steam because it was only $10, used to play on Windows, but I don't want to shell out the dosh for all the DLCs.
>>123641707
just wait for the HOI4 dlc my man
consoled myself Mexico City. We now share a land border with the USA.
Should I finish Mexico off? I have everything I want from them and my borders look pretty nice.
>>123641781
I haven't been keeping up with HOI4. Is there actually a chance we'll get a Cold War DLC?I'd honestly pay $60 for that.
WHERES THE HOI4 LEAK
Anyone know if Supreme Ruler and Super Power are worth it?
>>123641954
none of those games are worth a penny
>>123641338
>tfw can't pull off any crazy crusade hijinks in Crusader Kings 2
fucking paradox
>>123641807
End José's suffering
>>123642021
Are there any good modern grand strategy games?
>>123642170
Civ4
>>123642170
>good grand strategy games
>>123642170
mspaint
>>123641875
Tomorrow
>>123642170
NWO :^)
Steppewolf
>>123641338
To have been part of such a happening. Wonder what that shit must've actually been like.
>>123641954
Super Power is shit. Get the Ultimate edition of Supreme Ruler.
>>123642170
Heresy but TW: Attila.
>>123642564
Already have it.
>>123642170
>good
>modern games
How can I stop having my prestige funneled from me as a nomad? Every month I lose like 20 prestige from retinue upkeep, but I don't know how else to train soldiers
Not a bad mod desu
I can tell a lot of work was put in to it.
But quality work, unlike Ultimate. What a clusterfuck that was.
anyway what do now? I don't think I'll ever get to gp and there's nowhere left to colonize
>>123643694
Are you exporting fucking autobahn?
>>123643790
Yeah, and healthcare
Don't know how that works exactly but whatever. I assume it's a side-effect of having non-factory factories for gameplay reasons
What were the name of those shitty games where you like make a head of state for a country and you do government shit? I remember seeing them posted here before and I want to play them.
>>123643915
http://store.steampowered.com/app/268890/
This?
>>123644010
ye, thx.
>>123643790
Come on Sven, better pack up these highways and doctors. We need to send them to Ghana by next week.
>>123618079
>le eu4 is le 4X lelelele xddd
I am loving this meme
>>123642206
this t.bh
>>123644575
delete this
>>123644575
I prefer austria without bosnia but with venetia and lombardia.
>>123644575
Even "Germans" don't count the Swiss "Germanic"
>>123644683
Swiss are Latin
>>123644716
Everyone who speaks German is Germanic
t. Bismark
>>123644747
>swiss
>german speaking
epic
Is there anything to vic 2 other than building liquor factories and encouraging bureaucrats
>>123644845
Encourge clergy.
>>123644575
This would, in modern times, be the world's sole viable counterweight to the United States.
>>123644683
This is false
t.german
>>123644792
Lad I speak German.
>>123645156
>one Swiss person speaking German means all Swiss people are German speaking
Lad I'm from Quebec and I speak English. That doesn't mean the Quebecois are all English speakers.
Kill yourself.
>>123645212
Germans have always been the majority in Switzerland, dumbass.
I bet you're the type of nigga that thinks that Swiss are an ethnic nation like Russians.
>>123645312
t. Joseph Goebbels
>>123643694
where to download?
>>123645212
>one Swiss person speaking German means all Swiss people are German speaking
Expect that all of the region I'm in speaks German.
>>123644010
where can i pirate it
>>123644747
Everyone who speaks German is Prussian
t. the real Bismark
>>123645545
>all people in Quebec speak French, therefore all Canadians speak French
>>123645626
Jesus Christ.
>>123645556
>Playing the HOIIV beta.
>Playing as based Chamberlain.
>Decide to stop Hitler in his tracks by giving guns to the democratic opposition led by Konrad Adenauer
>A few months later, Hannover rises in rebellion.
>A pretty big back and forth, but Hitler eventually triumphs.
>Spanish Civil War happens, stay largely neutral, but when Hitler decides to ally with the Nationalists, decide to send volunteers to the Republicans.
>Sudetenland shit happens, no Munich here, tell Hitler to go fuck himself.
>Der Fuhrer spergs out and invades Czechoslovakia.
>Literally ever nation in Europe barring Nat. Spain Italy and Hungary join the allies against him.
>Poland and the Czechs fighting in the East, France, Belgium and Luxemburg fighting in the West, me Denmark and Netherlands fighting in the North, and the Yugoslavs and Greeks fighting in the South. Me and the Republicans slowly beating the Nationalists in Spain.
>Hitler holds out for two years, but I eventually take Berlin.
>Pro democratic Germans storm the Reichstag and kill Hitler.
>Goering takes command of the Nazies.
>Half the Wehrmacht defects to the German Republic.
>mfw the ensuing clusterfuck.
This game isn't bad guys.
>>123644575
>>123645750
t. Claus von Stauffenberg
>>123645750
pretty hyped by now tbf
>>123645750
when leak beta pls
>>123643108
Anyone?
>>123646127
>Only 239 people accepted.
>Want to ruin the opportunity to get into future betas by leaking shit.
pls
>>123645750
DONT LET UR MEMES BE DREAMS JUST LEAK IT
>>123645750
jet fuel can't melt steel beams because there's no such thing as fuel
>>123646201
Who are you loyal to? The Meme Empire of /gsg/ or the council of jewish merchants at paradox interactive?
>>123645750
t. Johan
>>123646314
This is the first time I've been on /gsg/ in months, I just wanted to post a greentext and maybe an image if you're nice to me.
>>123646354
come on man, at least leak it just so we can see if it's shit or not
>>123646354
just do it through a vpn or some shit, the cyberpolice will never catch you
>>123646354
If you won't leak it nor post any pic you might as well get out you massive attention whore
>>123646201
How would they know who leaked it?
>>123641807
Take Haiti and Jamaica
>>123646384
It is still a few months out from release, lots of things can change. Beta could be shit but release game could be slightly better
>>123646598
This. I mean shit man, there is no risk involved and you'd be doing a great service to your fellow memers. The people who leaked East vs West were never caught.
Thinking of doing a memeplay as the usa in eu4.
Start out as england, get a colonial nation in eastern usa and then play as that colonial nation. Break free and form usa.
Ideas I'm thinking of getting:
Plutocratic, Aristocratic, Quantity and Offensive.
Exploration, Diplomatic, Trade.
Expansion.
Expansion and Exploration for colonizing of course. Pluto and Quantity have nice policies for that.
Aristocratic and Diplomatic for RT policy.
Offensive just because I have 1 mil idea left and I think it's better than quality and defensive.
Maybe trade isn't necessary.
Yeah I think I'll skip trade and go for Innovative.
Nice for Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité.
I will not squash natives, but I'll offer protectorates and colonize around them. I'll be benevolent, but expansionistic. When they westernize I'll try to offer vassalization, maybe turn a few into marches.
Extra relations from Diplomatic and Expansion ideas are useful there.
Something important I'm missing?
>>123646384
>>123646506
You can have another greentext if you want.
>Playing as based Xibei San Ma.
>Literally ruling over a bunch of sand.
>decide to focus entirely on motorized warfare and industry, building a massive industrial base in my empty land with the help of British imports and good old Chinese ingenuity.
>Japan invades, decide to help the Republic and send my infantry forces south to entrench along a stretch of the Yellow River I call the Jinan line, led by General Pan Shen, an inexperienced young leader.
>Motorized forces are driven east to give support to the Communists (I didn't really want to, but if the Japs defeated them my lands would be fucked), these are led by Xie Jin, a much older and experienced leader.
>Because of shit ai, the Japs send everything they have through Manchuria.
>The Republican troops are swept aside, losing Beijing and Tianjin.
>They reach the Jinan line, heavy fighting goes on for weeks. Pan Shen becomes an expert at defensive warfare, securing the victory of our forces in the region. German volunteers are sent from Hitler to help us.
>Japanese instead try to force themselves West into communist lands, manage to push them back enough to leave a hole int the Jinan line, which they exploit to the fullest.
>At threat of being surrounded, and with the German troops withdrawed because of the happenings in Europe, I order Pan Shen to pull back from Jinan and march West to support the communists and Xie Jin's motorized counterattack.
>Insane back and forth warfare ensues, 345k deaths on the Chinese side, and 175k from the Japanese.
>Germany eventually allies with Japan, which leads to the Soviets then sending troops to help us.
Going to be playing some more when I get back from work, but it should be interesting.
>>123646446
>>123646598
I think I remember hearing during one of the other betas I was in that Paradox imprint little codes over the screens that tell them your username
I don't want to do an Assange.
why the shit does germany keep invading me?
I'm motherfucking switzerland
>>123646986
Post screen as you play
>>123647164
They didn't fall for the meme
>>123647109
>I think I remember hearing during one of the other betas I was in that Paradox imprint little codes over the screens that tell them your username
Do a regular screengrab then?
>>123647473
if I play as any other nation switzerland keeps independence
>>123646354
if you're not going to leak atleast show us some pics
>>123647164
They were already at war with the powers guaranteeing Swiss neutrality m8
>>123642170
Late but if you want good quality strategy titles than 4x is pretty much your only option.
This makes very little sense.
>>123647561
Pretty sure the AI has higher aggression levels against the player depending on difficulty.
does anyone have a link for NWO mod?
>>123648689
What are the primary/accepted cultures?
>>123649048
You only get some nebulous "European" minority as accepted when you form the EU, so I still only had the Swiss German and French/Italian cultures.
Ended up releasing the UK, Benelux and Spain as puppets. Hopefully being a dictatorship will stop them going full feminism and committing demographic suicide. If it doesn't I'll just eat them again.
How the fuck do I get NWO to run?
It crashes at "adapting history".
I tried deleting the cache.
>>123643694
m8 i'd expand into africa and start a 2nd colonization
>>123649240
Did you try deleting the entire Paradox folder? THat did it for me
redoing the grossromanium run again since last time, after annexing turkey, hitler triggered barbarossa while 2/3 of his fucking army was in egypt
Please post your expression upon hearing that the National Socialist party inspired Polytheists.
So what treaty port should I take as Germanium? I was leaning towards West Canton for the silk.
>>123650041
Whaaa?
>>123650041
You mean to tell me that an ideology born in the 1900s inspired centuries old religions?
Weakest bait I've seen in years
>>123650105
It's a stupid joke coming from when people said that using pagan iconography when talking about fascism is inspired by the nazis.
Someone defended himself by saying "no they meant the nazis inspired the pagans" for a disturbing amount of time. I think they missed a comma at some point between inspired and pagan so they said "nazi inspired pagan" not "Nazi inspired, pagan"
>>123650315
>>123650254
>>123650105
>nobody recognizes the meme anymore
>>123650394
Don't you worry, fąm, I recognize it.But it was a shitty meme to be honest.
>>123650394
It was a shitty meme anyways.
>>123643694
Link?
This is the third black pope, I swear to fucking god, you let one nigger into an italian lineage and half of Rome turns black.
In fact I'm quite interested into how and why a bishop in Rome married a lowborn Mandé from Mali.
and thus history remembers Romania as the aggressor that triggered the second world war
>>123650764
I wish I wasn't shit at this game.
>>123650675
That's CK2 for you.
I remember playing as Britannia and one of my dukes married a black woman.
Fast forward a few generations and half the country was like Detroit.
I swear that shit is rigged.
your daily reminder to be quite truthful my family
I have a question too, my chancellor has spent ~15 fabricating claims in the Danish capital with no result, and then has spent 5 in the Umayyads. He has skill 22, am I just incredibly unlucky?
>>123650675
convert to orthodox senpai
catholicism is beyond saving by this point
>>123651010
>Orthodox
it doesn't exist any more. What's wrong with a black pope anyway, come on, it's 1015
>>123650764
5 days to both budapest and sofia
first troops on the hungarian front managed to cross the danube, with more following unopposed, as the coward horsemen are retreating to the capital
>it's a /gsg/ episdoe
>>123651117
meant the tisza not the danube
>>123651084
7 counties means that you can still do it.
You must revive the true church of our savior Jesus Christ.
God himself is with you, brother.
>>123651294
What's with the badass wizard robes? Don't look orthodox to me.
the bewildered bulgarians are rushing to the capital in complete chaos
this is the power of the infantry blitzkrieg
If only someone had nipped Islam in it's formative stages...I mean Catholicism was bad but Islam is so much worse.
What 3 countries should I play as?After I fix this stupid fucking windowed res
>>123651557
memes have gone too far
>>123651603
I've done this before. HoI 3 might be more interesting in the future.
why the shit won't they surrender?
How do I win Oriental Crisis as Egypt?
>>123651732
It says right there
Less occupation than national unity
>>123651772
yeah, I was looking at the surrender progress
silly me
>>123651431
Schema monk robes. They are the highest rank of eastern orthodox monks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degrees_of_Eastern_Orthodox_monasticism
What's the point of HoI? I'm interested in the interwar and ww2 eras but there doesn't seem like there's much to do other than blob, at least in HoI3. From what I've seen you pretty much just fight wars and blob, you don't manage the internal affairs of your new clay or anything of the sort.
Is Hoi2/Darkest Hour any different? Or is the whole series just a war simulator?
>>123651557
Prussia, France, Russia.
om nom nom
>>123651936
darkest hour and hearts of iron 2 try to do the other than war stuff a bit better but it's still not as good as vicky 2 or even eu4 and they don't have as good combat as hoi3
the series is mostly about war strategy n shit
>>123652040
this is made of bread.
>>123652024
>44 manpower
ahahahahah enjoy your soviet anal rape 1941
What's the memest religion in CK2? Generic pagan?
>>123652123
the incest-faggots of zoroastrianism
>>123652123
Zunism or Hellenic.
>>123652123
Zunist, all of the Dharmic ones, Yazidi as a sunni heresy.
Also, on what version was the generic Pagan woman in a North African court was added/removed? I'm gonna downgrade game to marry her and start my game, If possible
>>123652186
Don't I need Memeset Invasion for the first? And I hate doing ruler creator, Is there some meme courier which the devs added that is Hellenic? Because I know some Shia Swede exists in the 1066 start
>>123652167
I don't want to play as a P*rsian
>>123652295
do a norseblob then
>>123652123
ZOROASTRIANISM
MAKE A ZOROASTRIAN PERSIA, CONVERT EVERY SUNNIS AND SHIITES TO ZOROASTRIANISMDo zoroastrians even exist in V2?
>>123652295
Don't play as a P*rsian then, take some meme horde or norsememes and conquer the place before converting.
>>123627074
Post world map
Also I'd like to see the Japanese demographicsDid France have any cores on those regions? How many Frenchmen there are in Japan?
How does this make any sense?
>>123652727
All jews refuse to convert
>>123652295
Zunist is a religion in afghanistan at the start of the game. They get killed of pretty quickly.
Nahuatl is the name of the aztec religion
>>123623501
>Poortugal giving up its colonies to Germoney like a bitch
wew
The US should publicly apologize for square borders and international borders based on parallels.
Discuss.
stopped the hoi3 run again
trying to unite the romanian peoples under one flagand survive
Do you think Paradox will even grow out of all the meme shit they've been pushing recently?
>>123653197
Canada should annex the rest of North America and redraw the borders.
>>123648689
EU could work the same as HRE in EUIV.
>>123653197
>>123653316
Syria should unite the entire middle east under a secular Ba'athist republic.
>>123653302
>cucilor
>cuc
>>123623649
Pretty much all cities are just what the Germans would consider relevant.
Brazil for example has Blumenau, a city that has only like 30k people nowadays but 25k can speak fluent German, while cities like Belo Horizonte aren't mentioned. Also Joinville, where the second biggest oktoberfest is celebrated nowadays.
>>123653359
This desu senpai
>>123653359
The Lebanese diaspora should go home and unite the Levant.
>>123653302
no asian shall sit on my council
>>123652564
Ainu got independent somehow but everything else is fine
The French have cores on the Kurils but nothing else
>>123653359
>implying it shouldn't be Egypt
This handsome man says otherwise
>>123653471
the kingdom belongs to christians
>>123653359
The West should unite the entire middle east under a cloud of nuclear radiation.
>>123653359
The west should establish christian states in the middle east.
now to not get assassinated by my keks
>>123654125
they shall break under my knee
I don't think I've ever seen a more fucked child.
what's the ck2 mod that has the event for watching a loli masturbate
>>123653548
Get fugged lesser germanics
The Alpine front is going well, the northern front less so
>>123654745
>that flag
>>123654745
>Italians in charge of warfare
>>123654745
>Italians in charge of anything
>>123654841
>Paradox doesn't show the Nazi flag because it makes them feel bad
>They allow a mod with child rape on their forums
Regards, Johan
>>123654745
why is it you never gain infamy but gain territory?
>>123655093
>They allow a mod with child rape on their forumswhat mod?
>>123655125
Retaking cores I guess.
>>123655125
No infamy for retaking cores
>>123655093
countries would ban their game for having the nazi flag in it
countries won't ban their game for having child rape in it
>>123655093
Fierce fighting in Klagenfurt erupts between the germanic "army" and the italian "army"
The germanic "peoples" easily emerge victorious
>>123655157
The warhammer one, starts with a G
You get the events as a slaaneshi
>>123655125
I'm retaking cores, I did get up to 19 infamy as Ouchi but Germany has lots of cores to liberate
Quality Game :-D
>>123655275
Northern Germany is declared a no-go zone for absolutely no reason, there aren't any enemies there
We easily push them away at Weimar, even though they aren't there
>>123655413
>playing as france
>playing
>as
>france
kill yourself
>>123655268
You are right, although to be more precise with the 2nd point:
1.Some countries would definitely ban a game for that BUT since it is a mod that is made by a 3rd party, there is nothing that the ratings boards can do or stores can boycott since all their profits come from online shops anyways.
>>123655424
Farukids BTFO
>>123655478
>>123655674
You seem to be losing badly.
Wew lads
>>123655891
Need to control that De Gaulle guy, he is building too many nuclear reactors.
>>123653548
That's nice, looking at the number of pops then and now Hokkaido doesn't seem to be that much of a loss. It's insane the relative amount of people Kyushu has though
>>123638842
Austria-Hungary manged that with AI alone? Impressive, never seen that happen
>>123638842
>Partido
>>123655891
What mod is this?
>>123655891
I once saw a USSR/USA alliance to free Bangladesh from Pakistan, backed by China and France
r8 my eastern front
>>123655762
>>123656136
>>123656169
>>123656254
t. memesters
>>123656254
>that OOB
>>123656254
Nice money mana
>>123655891
Realism is the most valid argument.
>>123656489
>Islamic State
>"""""""""""""Civilized Nation"""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""Democracy""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>123656489
Send all the Jew- I mean Jihadists to Madagascar desu
>>123656489
Finally.
>>123656657
The Islamic state supports the restoration of the Austrian Empire?
>>123656793
And Bavaian independence
>>123656793
Well, you gotta be a dirty S*rb or M*ngol to not support it.
>>123655674
fug, I wasn't prepared for the sheer waves of Italians
>>123655778
I was, but I had 50 battle warscore
>>123656657
>Blobbing into India and East Indies
Wew
>>123656169
NWO (New World Order)
>>123657004
fug
>>123657010
There's no blobbing with Islam, everything is rightful clay when you fight for the sake of Allah.
snuff porn
What went wrong?
Is this game really as bad as people say? Nobody ever posts pictures of this where as the other "not so popular" paradox games get discussed every now and then
>>123657171
>Steppe Despotate
What the fuck its like naming your country "Nation"
>>123657206
go gross or go home
>>123657536
>tfw worst game is about best time period
Why does it keep happening
>>123657601
I'm all ears for a better name lad
How do you form EU in NWO?
>>123657935
Golden Horde :^)
>>123657171
Okay lads, I'm facing wars left and right and I can just barely move forward, I need inspiration
Give me your best grossgermanium songs /gsg/
>>123658705
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqAKJdv3fqU
oh fug
I'm not ready for this lads
>>123658705
WAS UST DES DEUTSCHEN VAAATERLAAAND
>>123658705
Rot scheint die Sonne, fertig gemacht:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBopF6GYuS8
Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y
Die Wacht Am Rhein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikcHnimsxk
Bomben auf Engeland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwAg0912hA
>>123657601
Doesn't Ukraine literally mean 'nation'?
>>123658705
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsrHdi35tE
>>123659168
No it means border land or frontier.
>>123658705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4CrSi5k3i4
>>123659086
Did you just not even build any brigades or anything? How many troops do you have on the frontline?
>>123659086
hahaha holy shit son you're fucked
where the fuck are your troops
>>123655891
>>123656489
>watching pre-release stream on ddrjake channel
>make a small joke
>10 minute ban
>complain that no fun allowed
>perma-ban
>whisper him what the fuck was that
>no response and mods want to double-ban me
>send him a message asking what the fuck
>blocked
How can one man be so anal, with that type of autistic moreration it's still literally the most cancerous eu4 channel of them all. I'm not even that mad about his shit channel, but the fact that such a faggot takes the place of sort of a public face in Paradox leaves a shitty impression about the company in general.
>>123660096
Hi annonn
>>123660096
>DDRJake
>>123659479
Is there event to unite Syria and Egypt like in real life?
>>123660234
jesus tapdancing christ
when did he last brush his teeth
>>123660234
what a slimy motherfucker.
Jesus Christ kill it with fire
>>123660189
I will deny any allegations without my lawyer.
>>123660234
What the hell is wrong with his arm?
Okay guys, could I still convert my EU3 game to Vic2 if I play with a Misc mods scenario? Just want to spice the game up.
>>123660234
Literally an autistic manchild with vampire teeth.
>>123607337
Someone got the trade++ mod?>
>>123660756
That's what you get for playing vanilla, lad.
>>123650105
>>123650254
its a meme from like a month ago
>conquer Lebanon for 15 infamy
>waste a shitload of taxmoney industrializing Syria and Lebanon
>this event pops up
>no other options other than granting full independence to them
>15 infamy wasted
>>123660235
Sort of. You basically get events to invite other Arab nations to unify with you, once the first one accepts it'll change your nation to UAR. You won't get cores though, and I guess getting just Syria was pretty much a coincidence. The other ones that the events allowed me to invite were Jordan, Iraq and Lebanon, with me conquering the later just to waste money and be forced to give it up as you can see above.
Also it's fucking hard to get a good stockpile in this mod, I have thousands of unemployed craftsmen that simply won't get a job because my factories don't get the goods to expand.
>>123660792
If so, could you please upload it somewhere?
>>123660234
I tried guys
>>123661346
Mana is just a number
>>123661346
>fall of ByzantiumNigger
>>123660516
Please guys, I need to know
SOMEONE LEAK THE BETA FOR HOIIV RIGHT NOW
>>123661792
Shut up and befriend poland
>>123660516
>>123661663
fuck off MCG is the current mega campaign faggot right now
>>123661491
Liking Byzantium?
Enjoy being permanently banned.
I realized that I haven't been doing anything with my influence.
I think I'm gonna use my influence to bring down the wall, since If you get a commie under your sphere, you can force them to change their system
>>123660995
You should have took over Saudi Arabia/Libya instead fampai,
Or should have made a Neo-Ottoman Empire like me
dae enjoy Ponies?
t. Kojak
>>123662307
Rip Netherlands
>>123662475
t. vrad
>>123661792
One guy who browses /Gsg/ has it and refuses to upload because he's scared
>>123659086
>GER is basically guaranteed to attack in june '41
>Still fucking up this hard
wew
>>123662949
FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE'S VPN! And what could they possibly do to him anyway?
If he's so scared he could just send it to an anon from a less civilized country to upload!
>>123658705
Several meme stacks of airplanes are commissioned, we now have a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>123659041
>>123659112
>>123659194
>>123659361
Thanks lads
>>123662949
scared of what?
Jewhan "shelekmeister" "PLS buy Stellaris" "No argument" AnderSSon calls him a rapist an a "paedophile" or what?
>november 28th
>still no new HPM
>>123663182
Are you going to convert to HoI 3 or DH?
>started with an Irish earl playthrough on CK2
>started with one province, managed to conquer a second
>random guy declares war on me
>I have a martial ability of 20, so BTFO'ing him shouldn't be a big deal
>he manages to rape my army in one battle and I lose the province that took me like 10 years to get
>he only had a martial ability of 15 and half the men that I did, and still beat me
What am I doing wrong? Why am I such a pleb at grand strategy?
>>123663252
>>123663112
Please see >>123647109
Because APPARENTLY Paradox has a new anti leak technology.
Why do people think people got some HOI4 beta/alpha shit?
>>123663492
Can't you like un-code it from there?
It's not like parakeks are any good in programming anyway.
>>123663282
Wasn't there one yesterday?
LEAK THE BETA NOW NOW NOW
>>123663461
Did you attack across a river or some shit?
I got HOI 4 beta and I can leak it if you wish
I will only do it I get at least 10 people posting proof that they've pre-ordered HOI 4 or Stellaris
>>123663461
>failing at tutorial mode on babby's first gsg
Mate...
>>123663492
Well, so? Are they going to sue him or something?
Also, I am sure that there are ways of removing these codes.
>>123663646
here's my pre order proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqYPFCJhM0
>implying I'd ever buy hearts of mana iv civilization edition
>>123663646
>>123663646
Oh come on man. What if I promise to preorder it after I play a bit of the beta? That's fair man.
>>123663623
I don't think so.
>>123663682
So then what am I missing here? Am I missing a crucial aspect of the game or something? This isn't the first time I had an extremely powerful army that was destroyed by a band of drunken peasants.
>>123663646
Hello Johan
>>123663646
Here's proof that I own HoI3. I don't preorder but this should be proof that I'm a loyal paying costumer.
>>123663646
>pre-orderind paradox games
top kek
>>123663886
How big was your army? How big was his? Did you attack his army or did he attack yours? Does his character have better combat modifiers than yours?
>>123663439
HoI3 unless the converter spergs out, then DH
Reminder that the Radical Yugoslavians are hosting EU3 MP in 20 minutes.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/RadicalYugoslavia.
Join our chat if you want to play!
Out of the loop for a year-2 years
Can someone explain to me the best mod? Which one is the robmod one? Which one was the austrlian guys one? Never liked hpm so dont suggest that
>>123664035
My army had about 2200 men. They had about 1300. I attacked.
And I don't remember him having any combat modifiers. But I can't check because I already trashed the game out of sadness.
I have so many other aspects of the game down and get a lot of the strategies for success, but I can't get military to work, the part of the game that matters the most.
I really want to enjoy this game, but I get discouraged every time I play.
Are the mechanics in Hoi4 the same as 3? I never really learned how to play 3, should I bother trying before 4 or is it totally different?
>>123664198
HPM is the best mod by far these days. Everything else is long abandoned by their makers.
Only a couple more wars with the USSR and Commie USA and Europe's free of Communism.Game is running so slowly from all the fucking POPs, at least India and China are starting to die off.
>>123664198
It's Mega Campaign Mod to be honest friend
>>123664252
What terrain were you attacking into? Attacking into rough terrain, like mountains, obviously can fuck you. Also did he have some really good commanders, or perhaps really good units. Obviously 2000 light infantry is going to get rekt by 1300 heavy infantry. Maybe he had a lot of bows that raped you in the initial stages of the battle before the melee. A lot of factors could have contributed to your loss. It's best to actually look at the battle screen as the battle happens at a slow game speed and try to study the different aspects of it, also read the manual. Learn from your fuckups don't just qq.
We're doing an EU3 MP session in a few minutes
All expansions no mods (QMXZ)
if anyone's interested add me on steamsteamcommunity.com/id/terranaut
>>123664438
Why is you Europium so klein? Why didn't you annex the Eastern Europe?
>>123663646
Are we changing methods, Johan ?
>>123664542
What the fuck is the battle screen?
Something tells me this might be what I'm missing.
sry for bully, dutchmen
anoyne interested in non steam shit non eu3 multiplayer?
vicky 2? vanilla hoi3? I can host
hey guys, i have always used army ai control in hoi3. am i retarded?
>>123664734
It's not so much a screen as a window that pops up when you click on your army while it's in battle. It'll tell you whats going on on between three battle "fronts" so to speak. You got your center and your two flanks. If you have no flanks and just have a center, then you can get surrounded by your enemy with flanking armies which'll obviously fuck you. Cavalry is really good to put on your flanks obviously.
>>123664252
Military is the easiest part desu m8
>don't attack across a river or straight from a ship
>make sure you have more men
>make sure they have full morale
>archers are your friend
>don't attack across a fucking river
Click on the province you want to attack into and on the right hand side under the primary holding there might be a little river icon. Hover over it and it will tell you whether an attacker will have a disadvantage attacking from a particular province.
Morale is very important too. Remember it's morale which decides if you win or lose a battle. Make sure your army has good morale before attacking.
>>123664734
When you're attacking make sure you have the army selected and a screen depicting yours and your enemies centre and flanks will come up.
Bit into Iran again, because I want that LPG resources.
I will likely attack Iran again some time but this time to get Azerbaijan and K*rdistan released
>>123664887
Yes
>>123664887
No, I would say you are going for more of a challenge, any player can roll over another nation easily and can easily outmatch the AI. But being able to give correct objectives and keeping everything under control is much more challenging and tends to give you a harder play through. Personally if I do it I tend to put AI control on the army level only
>>123664736
How gross are you planning to go?
>>123664438
remove kebab when?
>>123665074
thanks
>>123664616
I was planning to stick to my accepted cultures in green, but the red states couldn't stop sucking feminist dick long enough to save their countries so I had to eat them again.
Also, a couple of gommie states were too shit to even have the tech for EU ambitions.You can eat and release every EU country constantly for free infamy reduction and prestige, it's retarded.
best country to play as in HPM to someone who never really played hpm before?
>>123664887
No any decent player does this, you would have to have autism to fucking control every infantry brigade to make circles, it's not fun
I leave ai in charge of theatres and sometimes manually contorl armour brigades
it's shit ai cant control planes though
>>123665198
Brazil.
>>123664904
>>123664906
Thanks, guys. I'll try this stuff next time.
Who can say "WW4" here?
>>123665153
If I let this much kebab in it'd kill me.
>>123665198
Prussia, France, Russia, Austria, Netherlands
>>123665353
kek how many people did Commie USA send to the gulag?
>>123656657
Those are some nice euro borders, maybe ISIS ain't so bad
>>123665349
T*rksmell pls go
>le perfidious albion joins Sudan in their attempt to free Palestine in Gaza
>war started by Sudan
>with the UK favoring the independence of the Gaza strip
fug I'm done
>>123665549
I think they just stopped growing in the 70s for whatever inscrutable reason.
The EU, Russia and Turkey are the only relevant countries with growing populations.
As an aside, every fucking democracy that I didn't have to tear from the USSR had shit-all for population, while Poland is sitting around with 140 million.
We're doing an EU3 MP session in a few minutes
All expansions no mods (QMXZ)
if anyone's interested add me on steam
steamcommunity.com/id/terranaut
>>123665140
not very gross i guess
wanna eat up the dutchman, scandinavia
then concentrate on fucking the shit out of france
>>123666338
That's fairly groß to be quite honest. Any particular reason why you're blobbing west and north instead of east and south?
>>123666304
>those ideologies
Genocide pls
Rather than try to attack and get btfo by endless commie dwarf hordes, I decided to keep my borders
>>123665727
Cry over this, gyro
>>123666304
>Religion
>Secularism
Does anyone play War in the pacific here?
>>123666569
Two problems with that.
Firstly, half the EU are fine cultures that I don't want to kill off but would get caught in the crossfire because lel no accepted.
Secondly, genocide doesn't even work. It gives massive emigration to the pops, which shows up on the pop screen, and contributes to a supposed massive decrease in population.
But none of them actually moves and you -600k a month country keeps growing.
>>123666648
It's shit and it never converts away because half of them were originally protestant and the other half need really high literacy for even a trickle.It was the state religion of Switzerland before I changed it, too
OTTOMANS 4 LIFE
FUCK B*ZANTIUM
ANGLOS BTFO
>>123666887
Orthodox Turkish Anatolia under the ERE > M*hammedan Turkish Empire
>>123666898
>Truce with:
>we are getting BTFO because Germany can't handle all the Warsaw Pact states
At least we gonna see both UAR and Egypt exist at the same time
>>123666898
>>123667159
Why does Sudan keep doing this
>White peace while -%50
China, You are genius!
>>123667468
Poor little Portugal
>>123623501
>durand line in afghanistan
quetta and peshawar should be afghanistan territory
>>123634526
context?
i will extract 200 shekels to the pay pal account of the 1st person to leak HOI4
>>123634526
.gif
I WILL POST TIMESTAMPED BOOBS FOR EVERY LEAKED HOI4 BETA SCREENSHOT
PLS DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS
>>123669421
>>123668860
it doesnt exist
picture was a shoop
The state of Europe, 1399, after the black plague destroys nearly all of Europe. Scotland, Sardinia, Iceland, Catalunya, and Aragon remain as the only Christian nations left on Earth. We are the only hope for Jesus. Deus Volt.
>>123669615
>Having to colonize all lands
Filtered your trip, cancer game.
>>123669550
Fuck off with your damage control, Johan.
>>123669615
Is this some Years of Rice and Salt?
>>123669902
>I literally need the same exact game in my /gsg/ or it's shit :^)
playing austria in hpm
what should be the course of action? take land in africa/asia or what? Literally dont know how to play hpm
>>123670046
>I need to a reddit-tier zombie/plague/alien invasion map where you get border gore worse than a CK2 game that starts at the Fall of Rome
Mega-Campaigns that are well documented and well role played (rulers and nations) are the best
>>123669615
looks good t.b.h f@m, will you convert to vicky 2?
What are the rightfull borders of this meme?
>>123663182
Hmm, since I already made a bunch of defensive stacks, what is the best offensive 30 stack for Vic2 once tanks are unlocked?
>>123669421
Are your boobs capable of raising literacy and industrializing a country?
No?
Well then, take your boobs and fuck off.
>>123670195
Take the balkans
>>123670195
Grossgermanium of course.
LOL which one of you faggots did this
>>>/qa/363205
gross in progress
>>123670302
cmon /gsg/,you guys are masterful at rightful borders.
thank mr popeman
>>123670294
t>b<h. f&m I will
>>123670903
get großer
>>123670302
Intermarum, obviously.
Finally formed Italy :)
>>123670951
fug
>>123671062
first to deal with terrorists
Why can't I appoint any generals? I have commander titles distributed.
>>123671136
Algiers usually colonizes everything in this scenario. Get fukt
>>123656657
Good to see ISIS supports papal independence
>>123671459
>3000 troops pop out of nowhere
>no event or anything
wut
>>123671502
The problem I had with that is that it's too blobby, and there should be events where colonisers find an isolated community of survivors in mountainous areas.
I want to be able to grow some European vassals into relevance.
Based Norwegians do something right for once.
>>123671725
I'm pretty sure that dead countries (like France or the Irish minors and shit like that) still have their cores remaining. Maybe a revolution could cause they to spawn.
>>123656657
>ISIS are /gsg/ autists
No suprise here
>>123671893
I remember them being unreleasable, and their culture dies whenever someone takes their clay.
It's just a bit too genocide-y.
>>123647109
Motherfucker then take a picture of the screen
>>123671893
Time to reclaim rightful land
Spain get your shit together
>>123672092
Also, when I convert to Vic2 I might make some new countries to spice up the game.
>>123672401
whats this
>>123672760
we indipendence now
How ought I to go about forming Germany as Bavaria in HPM?
P.S. New HPM when?
>>123673193
Play as Bavaria, fuck Prussia and Austria and form the SGF
filthy terrorists will learn to love the wurst
>>123672935
Scenario from Misc Mods in EU3 where almost all of Europe is destroyed by the Plague. I'm playing as Scotland, one of the few remaining Catholic nations. Deus Volt.
>>123673531
Disgusting lad, that scenario was pretty much designed to be played as anyone BUT europe
>>123673531
It's Vult you fucking idiot
>>123673694
what do you mean by that?
>>123673531
How fares the rest of the world?
Post apocalyptic shithole just like europe?
>>123673531
>Deus Volt
>>123673831
Well, the Plague mostly affected Europe from what I know of, so I'm pretty sure that the rest of the world is relatively unaffected.
Okay lads, doing a Peru-Bolivia playthrough. What should my capital be? I'm planning on going gommie eventually.
>>123674120
Cusco desu
>>123674120
Lima
Thats where the partido socialista de peru had its office
>>123657536
it looked really promising but parakeks abandoned it
and its supposed to be the "test game" for EU4 but it EU4 literally got none of the good features (the beautiful map, the warfare, fun multiplayer)
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>123674120
a new city
>>123674437
POST SAVE
>>123674120
Cusco, annex Chile and go fascist instead. Unite the Incan lands.
>>123674437
>Norwegians in Florida
Wew how can they even live there
>>123673354
how do i bring krauts to these savage lands?
>>123674120
no lo haga compa
I placed both the HPM folder and the hpm.mod file in my mod folder and selected it before launching, but when I get in-game it's still vanilla? What might I have done wrong?
>>123675006
>BIB alert (Blobbing Into Britain alert)
End it lad
If I get V2 base game on steam, can I use pirate dlc to play? I want to play MP with a friend.
>>123675139
Skalds new planner is fucking work yours Electrologists
>>123675197
t. crazy weirdo united slavnation
>>123675139
Steam version needs you to put mods in a different place, in the mods folder in my documents
>>123675139
Is there another HPM folder in the HPM folder?
>>123675383
t. memester
>>123675425
No. The HPM folder I was referring to is the folder which, when initially extracted, is within another HPM folder alongside the HPM.mod file.
>>123675197
you can play multiplayer with pirated version
first time I seen a Zoroastrian nation in this scenario.
>>123675656
Oh wow, i'm a nigger. I always thought I needed it on steam to make it work.
>>123670339
Its time to unite the german "peoples" under one banner, now with the help of the Greeks
>>123664612
is this a meme?
Let's just end this once and for all:
http://strawpoll.me/6124681
>>123675789
NO, DON'T SUCCUMB TO THEIR LEVEL. We were supposed to be friends.
>>123675925
Yes, we're the memegroup.
Fucking Mexicans never felt so good
>>123676167
MANIFEST DESTINY
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Okay lads, kicked Chile in the nuts, got my cores and puppeted them. How do I stop being a dictatorship? I want those sweet, sweet POPs.
>>123675886
This war is going much better than the last one to be honest
>>123675729
Lad...
>>123676354
The lesser germanics and italians are swept aside by the germanic "army"
The germans have almost succeeded in their quest for world relevence
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>123676634
>modern Germans are less relevant than Celts pretending to be Germans
>>123676671
reminder toleak hoi4 beta and ignore eu4 posts
>ruler is 67, gonna die any day
>he's been pretty awesome, 50 year reign, everyone loves him, won a bunch of land for the dynasty
>wife died some time ago, figured he deserves some young ass in his final years for a job well done
>marry some 16 year old literally who lowborn from court
>in almost no time she's pregnant
>son is born
>oh shit
>ultimogeniture
>ruler dies few days after
>>123676634
fug
This never happened and can never be proven
Git fucked now
>>123677054
>>ultimogeniture
>Having a literal meme suggestion law
>>123677373
In 20 years you've gone from 1000 citizens stuck on some shitty islands to a nation capable of supporting 6000 armed men.
That's a lot of fucking.
all germaniums are in my sphere
why can't I do this?
>>123677621
Did you free Holstein?
Why the fuck is it still like this?
I already forced conquer on belgium and poland, I want those parts to be gray like the rest of germany
>>123677621
do you have Elsaß-Lothringinen
>>123677691
still a puppet, but it's in my sphere
denmark is in britain's sphere so I guess I got some more germaniums to liberate in the isles
>>123677247
>Italians
Mussolini must be directing these guys
>>123677795
See the "is not a subject nation or is a puppet of Prussia"?
Free them.
>>123677807
>>123677247
>>123677807
Fuck you don't insult Italia
>>123677807
What the fuck is this garbage
>>123677734
>Muh colour
you'll have to wait till you totally defeat the powers involved, eg you'll have to defeat the allies to totally annex them, would be good to add add wargoal acquire terrirory as well
>>123677807
Italian front so far
I've been dominating in the north and Italy has been doing well in the south, but reinforcements from Byzantium will change that
>>123677913
Nothing happened lad, no idea what you're talking about
>>123678095
If I can't insult Italia, then what can I insult?
>>123678431
A Mega Campaign, unfortunately
>>123677743
yeah, actually that's the issue
holstein was no longer puppeted
>>123678628
But I wasn't planning on defeating the UK
So it will always be like that?
This is bullshit, this thing is giving me eye cancer AND triggering my autism. send help
>>123678780
No, that can't be the issue, A-L has South Germans and thus isn't necessary for the NGF.
>>123678780
A-L is unrelated to forming NGF. Post your sphere map.
>>123678851
better build some transports and battlecruisers
>>123678676
Mutapa has been removed from the war
>>123679029
>not sieging Rome
lad i...
>>123677734
also, don't forget that countries have colonies
>>123679137
You've got a point.
MCG, go full Hun.
>>123677054
idk what else you expected
>>123676343
>how do i stop being a dictatorship
Either by chance or by passing "landed wealth" reform. just increase militancy as much as you can or get as many liberals as possible.
So I got HPM to work really easily, but for the alt flag mod, it doesn't seem to work. Now this is probably a stupid question, but would I put the alt flag folder into the flag folder or the mod folder?
If I want to form Germany as Austria, who should I ally with in order to combat Prussia? I can ally with France but only for the initial few years, which means I won't have them on my side when I gain the Assert Hegemony casus belli.