Dota 2 General - /d2g/

PIT LORD FUCKING WHEN?

just a couple memes early senpai

>28 memes early

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Kunkka buffs when?

why was this made 3 hours ago

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if u could remove one hero from the game who would it be?
pic related

>>123537114
OP is a faggot.

>>123537114
For you, shitstain

>>123537152
broodmother

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This game is dead as fuck, Anonymous
It's time to move on

>>123537412
whoa, who's this high definition whore?

>pick axe
>win

d-dotards?

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Did I do good?

SeemsGood Thanks Purge SeemsGood

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>>123537567

Quick, post that webm, you know which one

>>123537713
No.

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sup anons, how is your day/night going?

>>123537547
just because youre in the trench
doesn't mean it matters when you brag here

>>123537830
I lost my dota match :¥

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>>123537713

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I love sheever

>>123538234
>dose legs

Muh dick

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>>123538559

>>123538234
I still dont understand this get together no channel was for

nice thread dotards, if it was going any faster i'd say you got your entire playerbase in here

>>123538662
literally 10 million hidden inside dota tv and 10 trillion secret chinese playerbase

kys

>>123538662
Nice irrelevant meme

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>>123538662

Ebin

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WHERE THE FUK IS THE AFTER MAJORS PATCH LA

>>123538740

ugh she is so awkward looking

>>123538897
She's a nerd.

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>>123525031
why is she so pure

>>123539121
Pure slut

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>>123539151
she is a maiden. MAIDEN!!

>chinese dota is dead
>dota is dead

Coincidence? I think not

>me ooga
>team booga

thanks for listening lads

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>>123539216
Is she really, I wonder?

>>123537156
confirmed
>>123537152
ebola spirit

>>123540136
>implying venge has ebola

>>123539936
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/n3noo49

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>>123540195

>>123540136
Earth Spirit might as well be removed since he's never getting into Captain's Mode.

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>>123538804
>not reading patch notes

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>>123540136
>Wanting to remove best spirit
come on now

>3 spirits
>Fire
>Earth
>....
>Storm

Wat? Where's Water spirit

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>>123540519
morphling!!!

>the ultimate weapon of the game has a time limit

>>123540427
the desert terrain has literally been finished for like two months

>>123541138
the textures and models of the terrain itself has, but the technology for me to be able to queue up for a game and play using the desert terrain while everyone else who doesn't own it is using the normal map, with no effect on the gameplay, hasn't

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SWNL desu

>>123541313
already lost to nolan

>>123541234
so what you're saying is

theres a lot going on behind the scenes

>>123541440
no, i mean if you think that the fact the textures/models being in the game files for a long time means the entire thing's been ready to ship, then you're a complete retard and don't know what you're talking about. i don't like valve's trend of doing more jewing and less working either but this is just stupid

>>123541407
>hnpt

Treads or Tranquils as Offlane Slardar?

>>123542083
Tranquils > Blink > Force Staff > BKB > AC

Every
Single
Game

>>123542169
i like armlet, should i really skip it

>>123542169
i've literally seen someone meme it up with a octarine core in a professional game before.

>>123542205
yes u retard
you arent right clicking. youre making plays with your stupid imbalanced stun

>>123542205
Offlane Slardar is a Utility hero, not a carry. You want items that will help your team out not yourself.

>>123542205
Armlet is honestly pretty trash on all heroes except huskar and CK.

You need to focus on disabling with crush and giving vision with ultimate, not right clicking.

>>123542246
>>123542275
u rite u rite

>>123542205
armlet is a situational item. blink is way more important than memeing it up with zero attack speed and no initiation. you can only really justify it on a hero all the time like huskar because he has an innate passive that fills in for that.

You guys wanna listen to my blog?

I just played a game where my team was smart and we won off good coordination and decision making.

>>123542537
What a boring blog

sooo new player here, is it viable to play exclusively support in pubs? will i win if i'm good? how much of the knowledge is applicable to other roles?

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>wake up
>no patch

>>123542587
> is it viable to play exclusively support in pubs?
Yeah.

> will i win if i'm good?
If you're playing with new players then no. Anywhere under 5k mmr (top 1% skill easily), you won't win games by supporting well. That being said, a good support will be a driving force in any victory, if that makes any sense.

>how much of the knowledge is applicable to other roles?
Not a lot. Playing mid gives the most knowledge of other roles (last hitting and farming like a carry, but also making plays like an offlaner)

>>123542587

There's a pro player called ppd who got to 7k by playing support every game.

However, people in the lower bracket don't understand the concept of applying pressure and taking objectives, so the team with five cores will win because every game goes to 40+ mins.

Of course you can win if you're good, but it's on you to control your team of tards and forcefeed them the win.

any noteworthy esports happening today

>>123542714
>>123542779
cool, thanks guys.

>>123542791
Alliance is playing today

>>123542858
he said "noteworthy" and "esports"

>>123542892
>s4, the best dota 2 player the world ever fucking seen is not noteworthy and esports

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

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>singsing already knocked out of meme league

>>123542961
me on the left

>>123543023
singsing doesn't care about this honeypot lan!

>>123543023
me on the right

>>123543025
h-hi i noticed u were a gril.............
do u mind me adding u so i can send arcanas.................

>>123537152
pudge
not because of the hero himself, but because of the shitters who pick him

>>123543285
but then all the shitters will just feed using another hero and all you've done is removed a fun balanced hero for everyone else

>>123543110
please be in adelaide

>>123543382
adelaide?

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reminder that moon is the best offlaner in the world right now

>>123543501
ok thanks for reminding us

>>123543382
Kill yourself honestly

>>123543501
Canada has the best carry, midlaner, offlaner and support in the world

What now?

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>3 weeks till patch
THE WAIT IS FUCKING KILL ME

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>>123543637
>i actually care about getting a patch when there are no game breakingly strong heroes

>>123543442
adelaide?

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>>123543807
>who is kotl
>who is kunkka
>who is tinker with ggboots

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>>123543571
Pond hockey my friend.

>>123544026
Who cares

>>123543571
>>123544104
You mean it's time for the mandated daily enrichment program where you prep your syrian refugee bull to fuck your wife while you pray to allah, diversity, and your strong womyn overlords, while self-flagellating for the crime of being a white patriarchal male

Is there a bigger liberal shithole than Canada in the world that's not named Sweden?

anyone else having extremely high ping recently?

>Queue up for ranked
>Pick my favorite hero
>Play like shit
>Get sent to LPQ because my teams think I'm feeding on purpose (it's THAT bad)
>Queue up for LPQ Single Draft
>Pick a hero I know about but have never played
>Go 19/2/12 demolish everything get 2 commends
This whole experience is maddening.

>>123543926
adelaide?

>>123544268
Lmao Northern Ontario nigger, not a single person can survive up here without being a good decent hard working Canadian.

I can agree with you though, travel anywhere South near the border and it's pretty much Sweden, Toronto is literally 60% Asians

>>123544703
adelaide?

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>tfw getting commends for keeping team morale and complimenting your teammates

i love making people happy

>>123544797
adelaide?

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>>123544801
you should try sucking dick, oh wait you already are

>>123544801
I love making the other team sad

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>>123544801
>tfw you get an anti-mage and a faceless void that do not do anything to push lanes after 15 minutes and insist on jungle farming for the entire rest of the match.

We lost but even so, god damn i'm not going to be nice to retards who dont even want to take objectives.

>>123544961
i love you too you fucking nerd

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When will dota start making cuter faces for its females?

>>123545052
yeah, where's my ww__ remodel

Just woke up from hibernation. 2 questions:
Where is patch?
How do you call n0lans now that he won a LAN?

I want to take Rylai the Crystal Maiden into a back alley and pump her full of broken glass!

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>>123545117
don't do that

>>123545108
0nelans

is everyone hyped for the /vg/ masters 2016

>>123545108
He's still nolans until he wins a non-honeypot lan

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>>123544801
>our qop dives t3s (granted we were stomping, but he wasn't that farmed) for a kill
>after he gets it i swap him to lowground, after noticing there's still tower projectiles following him i glimmer him too
>was too late on invis, he died
>he commends me anyway
>it turns out he was in a stack and all of them commended me too

>>123544943
adelaide?

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>>123545220
neat

a lot of people always thank me for using my force staff and glimmer and stuff on them

like, hey, i wouldn't have bought them if not for just that purpose but you're welcome anyway friend

>>123545193
no

>>123545232
adelaide?

>>123545304
like hey yeah
commend somebody for doing theyr job
how cùck can one be

when i play i expect my supports to do that kind of things
as i expect my carry to farm if i give him space
as i expect my mid to rape the enemy if i give him a min 0 bottle then rotate from fountain to his lane while stackin camps

i expect my offlane to sap xp while not dying and waiting for me to come and make worth his having 2 levels more than the enemies safelane

i expect people knows how to play because im not in a low bracket

get gud and playing gud will seem obvious

>>123545193
fuck off kekstah

>>123545193
Are you dumpster cvcks actually going to get a ticket this time?

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>>123544716

>>123545631
i'm in 3k so everything you just said doesn't apply

i still like the good vibes in-game though, when people are constantly saying shit like "wtf???" and "why did you do x" we almost never win

>>123544026
>>123544026
based acolyte

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>>123545304
>play wd yesterday
>our wr gets caught by enemy tusk who has a shadow blade
>she drops to ~15% hp
>use glimmer on her
>turn on healing
>save her life
>turn the fight just because of that
>wr says ty
>tfw i saved her life another 2 or 3 times thru the game
D-doushio

>hey guys lets make a hero that deals aoe pure damage with every skill, lets give him low cooldowns and another skill that gives him free armor. oh and lets make it a strength hero and add an item to the game that gives you spell vamp lmao what can go wrong xd

>>123545821
people can say what they want about supporting but it's just my favorite way to play the game :3

>>123545769
goddamn i hate those kind of ppl
this is why i tried hard just to reach 5k and avoid that shit :^)

>>123545823
>spell vamp

>>>LoL

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>>123545743
Ssshhiieeeetttt, that's pretty North bro. A buddy and I were thinking of headed up to the NWT for camping, people on /out/ say it's beautiful up there.

>>123545907
are you :^)ing because its worse at 5k or what

>>123545823
I can't tell who you're bitching about, unless it's Earth Spirit

What if all the canadian doters made a team eh?

>>123545979
Mmr isnt skill. Its how much bad you can handle carrying and still win. Thats why even at 5k mmr you see retards.

>>123546206
no, probably not

>>123545979
im seriously low 5k but was actually :^)ing because it doenst get better for shit

>>123546239
They are coming for your free speech you kno? Do you want that?

>>123546206
go back to reddit faggot.

>>123546382
how are they gonna take my free speech away tho

>>123546206
hello son maybe you should learn the difference between r/dota2 and us

REMINDER TO ALL OF YOU SINGSHIT VIEWERS

YOU SOUND FUCKING RETARDED WHEN YOU START TALKING LIKE SINGSHIT
>OOOUUUUGGGHHHHH MMMMUUUUHHHH GGGGAAAAAAAAWWWDDDDD
>WEEEE LOOOOSSSTTTTT

PLEASE REFRAIN YOUR AUTISM, TY

>>123546437
>I mean the most recent shit storm was the Katie Kate thing and even that burned out faster than it would have in the past. I'm not going to pretend the sub has no issues, but many subreddits are both user currated and moderated into a worse state than /r/dota2. To me the biggest issues the sub needs to work through now are ableism/sexism, but I will say they've gotten (slightly) better,

For example

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>>123546368
that's pretty lame. at least there's a mute function

reminder to always tell your teammates they did a good job even if they didn't

>>123546457
I respect you but it is in your interest too if you don't want a huge influx of newfags and ledditors memeposting bad memes

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What went wrong? I was the ember

>>123545860
Yeah, its the best when you save someone like that or just carry your lane or game because you know what youre doing :3

>I like to see the best in /r/Dota2 but it has some major issues with sexism and autism. Someone does something weird/wrong? Autist. A girl wants to not be harassed for being a girl? "Omg suck it up everyone gets insulted in Dota just because they said they want to rape you doesn't mean anything."

Do you want this shit? Because they sure want it and they are going to fight for it. Shilling, lying and crusading till they get what they want. Are you gonna let them?

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daily reminder
before major
>EG fanshits "ti and major are not honeypot"
after major
>EG fanshits "ti is not honeypot"

>>123546713
>shackle of 4 second, easy lose game
>split push man of 9999999999999999 gold with 9999999999999 attack speed
>late game

You lost that in one fight, right?

>>123546713
there was a shitter on your team who was so stupid he thought anything could be inferred from a score screen that's what went wrong

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>>123546591
Yeah it sure would be awful if the gulag was filled with autistic redditors spamming unfunny memes

>>123546835
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOTA 2 LIBERATION ARMY?

>Yeah like I said in another post the xenophobia's gotten better, but the community still has a lot of issues that they need to work through.

>>123546837
>implying ti wasn't a honeypot for chinese teams

completely destroyed their scene

>>123545741
free to watch probably
>>123545638
>>123545409
what does it take to please you :(

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>>123546948
if im not autistic, and im looking at this correctly
that link you sent only affects /r/dota2 leddit shitters
so what the fuck do you want from us?

>>123546713
i just played a game with very similar picks. we has super early feeds on our team. it was a disaster. the alch split pushed and farmed like a mofo an turned it around. alch is amazing.

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TEAM CANADA

>MOONMEANDER
>ENVY
>AUI
>ARTEEZY
>ZAI

TOP 2 TI

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>try fingering my own asshole
>can't get it all the way in, prostate was not tickled
>have to stop because it feels like theres a fucking water balloon in the way
What hero do I play?

>>123547168
That would be old C9 levels of greatness. And they'd actually win shit.

>>123547335
techies so you can kill yourself

>>123547093
Well then just see this as a PSA. Just to let you know about the REAL cancer in this community. These sjw fucks exist and they are playing our game..

>There are definitely issues of sexism and autist insults being given out like trick or treat candy, but I do think it will get better since other issues have also gotten better.

>>123547335
that water balloon is your shit
you just touched your own shit nigger

>>123547419
I don't feel like playing the designated Muslim hero would be a good idea after trying to finger my own anus.

>>123547168
Someone get the canadian government in on this shit

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>>123547335
>tfw you're a buttslut and it won't stop feeling good

>>123546837
Daily reminder that only TI6 is not honeypot. All other tourney are honeypot.

>>123547460
I have a very good idea of what my shit feels like, thank YOU very much.

>>123547515
Is fingering without lube possible or no? B

>>123547335
eh are you sure you don't have a hemorrhoid? a single large external hemorrhoid will feel sort of like a water balloon

go look in a mirror and check it out

>>123547093
Also since when is destroying sjws and their plans not our thing? It's basically our job. We're channers remember? We're legion.

twitch
tv/ephey
she sounds hot
please don't be ugly

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post these
need more for my folder

>>123547620
it's sumail's cousin and she's not bad for a paki

>>123547702
? she is from Jordan, don't think it is sumails cousin

>dp ulti doesn't even handle backdoor protection when maxed
>it can be reduced by armour
>it has a year long cooldown

>>123547168
Zai isn't canadian though

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>>123525031
Any more fanart like OP? I love it

>>123547764
honorary canadian.

>>123547537
Yes but why wouldn't you want lube? Your ass is a muscle, you work out a muscle without stretching it you're gonna be sore. Especially if it's your asshole and not your leg.

>>123547702
i forgot there is a VOD section
tv/ephey/v/27691196
DAMN

>>123547620
twitch tv/ephey/v/27691196
vod with webcam

>hidden pool

Its called shadow senpai

I'd suck her dick

>>123543571
I didn't know Miracle- was Canadian

>>123548167
He's going to get patched in 6.86

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>It's not the heat it's the humiliation
What's even the meaning of this

>>123547809
check previous threads dumb nut

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>>123548348
Any more fanart like OP? I love it

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Why does the Dota start so late family

>>123548334
>its not about the shoe damaging your face
>its about the disrespect i show
do you need more explaining, son?

>>123547168
>3 chinks a russian and a white guy

sounds like Canada alright

oh i have a problem boys

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>>123548460
no

Why is dota not on steam sales?

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>>123548606
pour it on us

>>123525031
how to counter ursa?

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>>123548680
It makes money

>>123549078
Spam CC and Slows on him.

i.e max level CM just ruins his day

>>123549117
you guys play CM as a pos 5 babysitter or jungle + roam? assuming I'm the only support

>>123549205
if possible considering enemy offlaner, get level 2 in jungle then start babysitting.

>>123548680
community market is on sale if you have the steam guard shit
which you should, so it's basically free (small) discounts for items

>>123549205
Depends on why you're only support, but you are prolly gonna have to babysit. You can duck into the jungle to freeze a large creep when you get a moment, but carry's farm is more important then yours and CM is too slow to solo roam.

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>get home from work
>chill with bro
>9PM
>decide to play 1 game of dotes before bed
>get queued with a 4stack filled with degenerates
>they only pick furry heroes
>ES, tusk, bounty, itsakeggah
>they keep talking about their fetish during picking stage
>cant mute
>they all fucking spam at me to pick a furry
>leave and dodge immediately.
>get low prio

honestly worth it.

fucking degenerates, pic somewhat related.

>>123549460
holy shit, those delusional people in your pic, are they for reals?

specially that faggot that wears a fucking furry suit and goes around humping little kids.

>>123549460
I used to fap exclusively to furry when I was like 13-14-15. Now it doesn't even make a reaction in me. I guess I've grown out of it

>>123549460
>I'm a furry for 30 years
>We furries and bronies are similar to other fandoms like otakus
>When I get a fursuit I go around hugging little kids

This is honestly disturbing.

>>123549460

These have to be aussies.

>>123549460
I can tolerate those who like futas, fujos or some shit, but furry? fuck it, they need to be nuked

>tfw I have become pro level at 10v10s and I can lead teams to victory 9 out of 10 times but I'm still shit at vanilla dota.

hey guys
i just realized how to nerf slark
>essence shift now steals 1 from each stats and gives slark +1 in each stat instead of +3 in agi
this way he wont shit out damage and be less broken

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>>123545823
>deals aoe pure damage with every skill

>>123549460
its people like this that make such a horrible impression on other people that are full on furry/brony but aren't actually keks.
you get these people that are obsessed with furries and think they are normal, but theres a difference between those people and other people that know that their fandom is weird and dont express it like a fucking jehovah's witness.
basically, /mlp/ here and when people call me a fag because they see stuff like this, it's just humiliating to be thought of as an equal to those keks

>>123550089
>le balanced ya boy of pubstomping hero

>>123547168
So. No captain material, no draft material. Tier 4 team at most,

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>>123550161
literally who?

>>123550207
TIMBERSAW RIPSAW

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>LeL will never have heroes like Viper or Venomancer because they are toxic

>>123550076
>slark needs nerfs

>>123550225
Don't yell at me because your described someone vaguely twice

>timber is all most completely pure damage
it ll makes so much sense now.

>>123550228
>tfw that movie was shit but this little robo cutie made it all worth it.

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is something wrong with my zeus?

>>123550335
im not the one you replied to btw
also come on
2 days on d2g and you already know the YABOY faggot

also ->armor
only heroes giving themselves armor are dazzle lich timber dk and axe, and only timber has pure damage

Just woke up and got banned from rDota2. What a fucking faggy place

>>123547620
She's beautifull, really good at game (I'm sure she's at least better than everyone here), but maybe be a cunt to other players sometimes, and thinks she have to be prioritized in game over everyone else.

>>123550459
>the YABOY faggot
who?

>>123549602
>>123549682
>>123549739
>>123549804

I found it when I was checking out some new CGI movie called Zootopia

>>123550137
kill yourself

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>>123550485
indeed

i played offlane earthshaker 3 games in a row and lost all of them ( 4k mmr ):
first game:
>1:9 slark who "rushed" skadi and had it + treads by 35 minutes + retarded bounty hunter stacking dagons instead of getting utility items like greaves, crest
second game:
>shadow fiend doesnt get mid and goes on a feeding spree: 0:29 in 28 min game.
third game
>last pick randoms slardar forcing me to support top lane, he played like a complete imbecile, 5:15, meanwhile our second "support" is jungling dark seer.
truly mmr is the best matchmaking system we could ever have.

>>123550429
mama mia

>>123550459
I thought it was Sven lmao

>>123550523
>tfw they dragged J.K. Simmons into that furry shitshow of a movie.

Jesus, why.

>>123550529
*mamma

>>123550527
>Dark Seer wasn't enough to force you into support role

You are where you belong.

>randoms furion
>has midas, mjolnir, crystalis by 50 mins
>23 ( twenty three ) tower damage

>>123550516
lelouch
the guy who made us "hate" notail
>>123550563
forgot about him

>>123550725
he didnt random, he deliberately picked dark seer and marked woods after i already picked

>>123550529
ignorante di merda

>>123550760
oh i had forgotten about him

>>123550137
>having mlpg in your steam groups
you deserve all the shit you get

>>123550817
Ehilà finocchione che passa?

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>tfw you play so good both teams acknoweldge that but you still lose

>>123550835
>dont know what mlpg is until i steam searched it
also, are you relating to pony porn?

>>123550987
nevermind, thought you were some other regretful brony gulagite

>>123547537
without lube of some kind? no

even spit works but there has to be a lubricant otherwise youre not gettin in there

>>123550089
he's referring to Timbersaw.
he's technically wrong about the pure damage on every skill thing. You have to be near trees for that.

>>123547537
It is possible, but its not that great, you can always do it under the shower but..

>>123550527
>>123550813
Post your dotabuff and I'll tell you why it's your fault.

>>123549205
at 30s, freeze a big jungle creep, kill it for lvl2 asap, get arcane aura, then walk over to your lane and babysit. every game with cm, always do that

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>>123550527
Nothing wrong with getting dagon if you know what youre doing

D2g do you fix your sleep schedule by sleeping less or sleeping earlier?

>>123547058
first off you need to fuck off to reddit

that would be the only thing tho so good luck

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>>123551429
obviously, sleeping less

>>123551429
Stay up for 24 hours+

Does FT stand for Futa? Are they our guys?

>>123551432
no

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>>123551594
whatever

just know that any retarded attempt to start d2g tournament will be forever branded as reddit tourney

pic related reddit meme so you can kill yourself

>>123551429
>>123551529
what i do is i fuck my sleeping pattern up completely, i just sleep whenever i can and for only a couple of hours. drink a lot of coffee and sugar and energy drinks to fuck it up even more. at some point i will be at 1 hour sleep 3 hours awake sleeping pattern and then i just lie in my bed for 8 hours straight and get up for 16 hours and then it's all fixed. your mind wont work properly for a week or so but it's worth it.

>>123551741
i used to work for 1 company where you begin at 4am for one week and then 3 pm for another

sunday-monday night of early shift was absolutely horrible.

Best way is to force yourself to stay awake as long as you can (until normal time to sleep comes) and sleep.

Dont sleep too long then, 8-9hours, wake up and repeat.

Should be fixed within 2 days

Does anybody here play dota?

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Pick Kunkka you memeloving fucks.

>>123551989
Literally badember

reminder that Tusk is FUNDAMENTALLY broken

>Q is GoodCogs
>W is GoodCharge of Darkness
>E is GoodDegenAura

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>Go mid
>Shut down enemy mid because it's IMPOSSIBLE to lose your lane as a Kunkka
>Rush BoTs after bottle
>TP around the map with X, refilling your teammates and applying constant map pressure
>Go into whatever build you desire (full dagon/veil meme or hard-carry right-click, literally anything works)
>Win

Why aren't you harvesting FREE MMR right now?
What's even better is that this nigga is gonna get BUFFED in the next patch, despite already being strong as fuck

Grab your chance to enjoy a sleeper OP hero before he becomes the next FotM and Reddit whines for nerfs

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Our monkeys playing in 37 minutes. Get ready anons!

I hate the current casting trend
>let's talk as fast as possible, who cares if I say something pertinent or even coherent

>>123551429
have a set bedtime and waketime

even if you fall asleep later than your set bedtime make sure to wake up at your set waketime

>>123552096
Who are they facing?

>>123552121
But they are speaking coherently
Not their fault you can't keep up

>>123552132
Alliance rejects

>>123552132
they're looking at us, /vg/...

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>>123552132
Alliance rejects

>>123552158
but I understand them 100% and I can keep up

they're the ones doing play by play and being unable to tell what's happening (calling wrong deaths, misunderstanding events etc)

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OG don't give a fuck about this no name tournament, This is practice for Shanghai majors.

>>123550891
si ammira l'autismo
ci si diverte come si può

>>123552296

Pretty much every tournament is practice for the next major, be it summit, some chink scam tournament or whatever

Doom is the New Old Batrider

i've heard the gulag is a great place for shooting up some fucking fine ass memes

hook me up

you know, with THAT webm

where can i find the liquipedia link for this dreamleague tourny?
is this it ?http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/DreamLeague/Season_4/League_Play

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>>123552528

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>>123552528

>>123552564
What are they doing?

>>123552632
Tidehunter taunt

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>>123552528

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Common traits of the "beta" male (pictured) includes weakened postures and hands put in a disclosing, defensive position.
This is, in the animal kingdom, shown as a sign of insecurity and lack of control over the situation, usually when faced with something (or someone) intimidating

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>>123552632
iceiceice is showing ee how to do the tidehunter taunt
burning is pretending to understand english
misery is considering shaving his head for good
VG as a whole are heading in the wrong direction

>>123552742
is this an actual 2k webm

>>123552737
Sheever's body is so repulsive.

That flat, sagging ass
Those asymmetric, drooping breasts.
Her generic, undefined face.

I love it. I want Sheever to be my disgusting wife.

>cm is the go to support hero people use when they want to make le epic pos 6 support comic/joke
>cm is actually one of the best early game farmers because she can take down big camps with ez
defend this

>>123552974
protip: i literally can't

>>123550076
Slark balance.

Essence Shift
lvl1 Steals 1AllAtr 1 bonus agi 5 secs duration
lvl2 Steals 1AllAtr 2 bonus agi 10 secs duration
lvl3 Steals 1AllAtr 3 bonus agi 15 secs duration
lvl4 Steals 1AllAtr 4 bonus agi 20 secs duration

>>123553016
slark is already balanced, fuck off
nerf axe and ww and slark is now a pub stomper (which he already is)

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>4000 hours
>still miss 40% of my last hits

What's the secret?

>>123552742
desu the second lina shows up behind him he has no where to run, and he knows it
still a shit play to even attempt to take the bhs dmg away when you dont have a dust to follow up with

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>>123552789
no

>>123550076
Slark needs buffs.

There's a reason he's never picked in competitive, it's because he's shit right now.

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RIME
IS
STREAMING

>>123553068
i never understood why people told me to practice last hitting when i was new, it's literally the easiest shit ever. it's just tempo and you get a huge window most of the time to actually get the hit unless you're playing techies or some shit and have an abysmal attack damage value

>>123553068
literally generic dota shit.
how are you not depressed that you cant last hit for shit with good ping

>>123553068
git gud

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>>123553175
>unironic reddit meme
>le beesa & rime circlejerk

literally who gives a fuck, you faggots can't even get nudes of Beesa, you're useless

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i'm just gonna straight up jerk it to sheever right now otherwise i'll never be able to focus on this dreamhack thing going on

>>123553273
epic blogpost desu

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>>123553241
ill have you know I personally started this meme on this very board and I had nothing to do with it being posted on reddit

>>123553068
>tfw I know that feel
>except I get sad when I miss 1-2 lasthits out of 80 when uncontested
it just shouldn't be happening boys

>>123537152
Meepo.

>wake up
>7 hours later make a post in d2g as if I just woke up

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

so how exactly do you get mad farm with meepo's clones? i know i can just send them to jungle camps but there has to be an established, efficient farming pattern right?

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>>123552741
Take a look at these alphas.

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pajkatt looks like he has flu

Dead game

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>>123553432
no bully pls

>$4 QoP
4C&L should just GG already

>>123553408
Doesn't matter though. This game is so dead that 7 hours is about 10-20 posts on /d2g/.

>>123552742
I want the old razor's regen aura and pseudo radiance aura.

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>>123552741
what a fucking shit thread, not even worth making fun of

>>123553724
I want the old razor back too. The new one is just some gay ass fucking shit, I want my inbuilt radiance, FREE regen and unholy frenzy back.

>S4 QoP

GG go next 4cl won

>>123553814
I want the old chain lightning too bro.

>tfw VIPER HAS FRENZY

It's super awkward listening to PPD trying to pretend that Sheever and Shane are making legitimate points about the draft and that he doesn't understand drafting 10x better.
It's at a point where he's basically only acknowledging synderen

>>123553825
?
SEVENTY PERCENT WINRATE

>>123553065
Axe:
Berserker's call radio reduced from 275 to 225
Battle hunger doesn't reduce enemy's movement speed. Instead it increases axe's speed for 20.

WW is fine

>>123553950
Yeah, the chain lightning too. That combined with the ult was some good farming ability.

Old viper with frenzy and precision aura was pretty sick too.

>>123554032
why do you want king of beards nerfed?

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Why is America's top player a wigger?

ENDURANCE RUN

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>>123550291
>>123553016
>>123553159
none of you got the point of the post
also think about it
PLUS 19 HP EACH HIT HE LANDS
>nerf

>play with friend
>he has 1000+ hours and dota allstars experience
>builds agha first on lion
>builds armlet on offlane slardar
>refuses to build early game items like drums/s&y
>refuses to build crest ever
>refuses to build forcestaff on slardar against clock/meepo team
>refuses to build blink on heroes like sven/wk
>refuses to build mek on heroes like razor/viper

I can't take this, I wanna play with him but this shit is literally game losing. How is this even possible with that much experience?

>>123554032
>implying axe needs nerfs
>implying WW doesn't need nerfs
man I'm falling for some really fucking low quality bait, aren't I

no1 watch A vs 4c&l?

>>123554443
every1 watching

>>123554032
>battle hunger
> a good skill

*tips*

>>123554295
>refuses to build mek on heroes like razor/viper
I wish this meme would end, mek is fucking awful on viper. Just rush aghs or go dps.

>>123552579
wtf
>inb4 newfag
I never come to this shitty blue boards. I don't know blue memes

>pajkatt spamming taunt
Did he learn from the peruvian overlord

>>123554542
>free first blood, the skill
>bad

>loda
>not a meme