Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>20 memes early

who cares f this game

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>285 days since last hero release

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r8 ma showcase heroes

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>BAT from 1.7 to 1.5

is he viable now?

>>123502945
>a million unique heroes is fun to balance

>chronosphere is now global

there, fixed

>vega

>>123503110
With how shit he is right now that could actually be the change he needs

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>wake up
>no patch

>>123503110
He actually used to have that, imagine silencer ult except instead of silence it was 5s stun.

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What if Terrorblade could Sunder buildings?

Would he be viable then?

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>when dp calls u "dear"

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>123503278
keep sleeping till december, then make these posts.

you already know the date man

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>>123503321

>>123503054

Yeah 20 good ones and 80+ shitty ones is far more fun

Why do people play this again?

Holy shit this CIS dota.

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>time walk now increases attack speed like PA blink strike

Hire me Icafrog.

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reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN

>>123503324

Whats the attack speed on a 4 skadi + aghs build like?

Shit or actually decent? Could always eat a moonshard too

>>123503321

purge reminds me of that cosmo speedrunner faggot

and that cosmo faggot just came out as a double faggot and is now on estrogen

so that means purge is going to crack any day now and double faggot it up

>Lucent Beam has no cd during eclipse
there, fixed

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

this patch is actually good

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this next update better be fantastic

>>123503686
Too bad this game is terrible

uh, wasn't this pasha dude supposed to be good at Ember?

>>123503376
>low pub winrate -> bad

hey

any good single player custom games, i don't have friends to play with

preferably ones that let me wear my hates

>>123503501
>literally only +110 attack speed on a hero who loses almost half of that by leveling up
>his agility at max level is 51, which any agi hero easily reaches by level 8 or so

Literally almost any other hero in the game with treads and half the levels would attack faster than that.

is this the average russian dotard?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS2wNx1lEIg

>durr our late game completely crushes theirs
>let's be super aggressive and feed tons of kills to an early game draft!

Vega is supposedly top ten? Bullshit.

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my cukolding girlfriend

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>>123503958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XGPJv3Wtsc

You guys are infallible, right? That means you never die. So why don't every one of you purchase divine rapiers every game?

>>123503958
but he's american and speaks english.
Is there something I'm missing or is it you?

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>>123504218
>thinking /d2g/ plays dota

I didn't realise you needed a rapier to paste copypasta into arteezy's twitch chat

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Do you even play this game

>>123504210

>pirate

thought you are dead lad. nice to see you

How do I improve my farming?

>>123504218
Because rapier is not a viable pickup on support heroes 90% of the time

>>123504409
Not the guy, just have the vid bookmarked.

>>123504384
I use to think not playing the game and shitposting instead was a meme but honestly, I lost 5 games in a row by picking strong carries, getting over 300 lasthits and yet still losing because I had 2 lanes lost and the enemy team always has wr/sf/qop that gets fed off my shitter team mates. I seriously dislike this patch and I refuse to queue up until we get 6.86.

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>Secret lost TI5 because of RTZ
>EG lost Frankfurt Major because of RTZ
is RTZ just team cancer?

>>123504467
hit creeps
git gud

>>123502842
old venomancer was best venomancer

>>123503958
oh hey im subscribed to that guy

>>123504218
Sometimes infallibility manifests itself as a sacrificial Poison Nova play.

>>123504467
research horse collar, heavy plow and crop rotation

>>123504572
DUUUUUUUH

>>123504467

don't give a fuck about your team when you really cannot fight.
most lower bracket supports with any sort of initiation want to fight 24/7. just don't follow and farm up.

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>>123504572

Yes. As if this wasn't blatently obvious

>>123504572
>Secret lost TI5 because of RTZ
citation needed
>EG lost Frankfurt Major because of RTZ
citation needed

>>123504705
why did EG lose Frankfurt then?

>>123504642
Why can't I research fucking farm queues that don't need me to refill them every time they run out?

im currently playing with the main editor of dotacinema videos

wat do

>>123504476
>not building fast rapier dazzle

>>123504467
keep in mind you can hit jungle creeps but you can also push lanes and at later levels get last hits on pretty much their entire creep wave

splitpush and jungle farm instead of initiating whenever your gut tells you to initiate

learn farming patterns for whatever hero you're playing

>>123504738
PPD drafting like shit
Bad plays from all members
I'm not saying RTZ wasn't a part of it, but he wasn't any more of a factor in their loss than the rest of the team was

>>123504753
Why don't you just ask the game to win for you? get good at macro.

>>123504467
mouse over your damage and look at the lowest amount you can do
find a creep with hp lower than that
right click it
repeat for 8-20 minutes, depending on hero
BONUS: look at the health bar above the creep
learn your hero's base attack time

>>123504760
Pop that cyanide pill and wait for the sweet release of death. Its ok anon, we forgive you for playing with that rat bastard.

>>123504753
RTS games are designed around leaders being completely unable to delegate decision making roles. It's like you're one of the queen aliens from Ender's Game and that's their challenge.

>>123504840
That's not a choice, there's no skill in having to click a "don't lose" button every few minutes.

>tfw more ads than games

>>123504825

>X player drafting like shit

love this new maymay

if uther = omniknight

arthas = ???

>>123503531
the fact that you a) know that shit and b) care about that shit means you are already an triple faget. RIP

>>123505135
Abadon duh

>>123505105
Who was drafting like shit if it was not PPD?

Bear in mind that PPD is the teams captain and is in charge of all the drafts

>>123505135
abaddon?

>>123505135
abaddon was literally undead arthas in dota 1

>>123505105

if your fav team loses it means they drafted poorly

>>123505138

you seem to be quite triggered my gender fluid mentally ill friend

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Ur-teezy is streaming

Jeez PPD, done enough meth?

>>123505135
Weren't both of them Arthas?

>>123505287
>watching this shit game when foot ball is on

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this game is actually deader than Gondola

>>123505351
Your mom is Arthas

>>123505195
>>123505205
>>123505206
couldnt you play human arthas in dota 1 though? thanks for the answer

>>123505351
que?

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>>123505381
>watching literal nigs make more money then you
Smh desu senpai

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What does it feel like to have a Hyperstone in one's inventory?

>>123505570
cocaine

>>123505489
You could play a paladin, or a death knight. You play as Paladin Arthas, and Death Knight Arthas in single player, which is why you have both models in game. In dota 1 I think they use Arthas' paladin model, and they use generic model death knight. I think

>>123505489
omniknight used paladin arthas model in d1. aba was dk arthas.

>>123505683
>>123505778
alright, cool. thanks dudes

>>123504218
sorry i dont fall for honeypot items

>>123505105
Tinker was a SHIT pick in Game 2 against OG, not only that, but Sumail got caught way too many times for a pro player.

I don't think I've ever seen a Tinker be shut down THAT hard in a comp game.

>>123504547
nice blog

cuz no one else loses games due to teammates

your opponents are just as likely to get retarded teammates as you

>>123506103
Even more likely you mean
Their team can have five retards whereas yours can only have four

>>123506337
:^)

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>>123506337
>everyone is retarded but me

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>>123506337
My third favorite meme

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FK LA HAD GOOD FKIN SLEEP LA BUT STIL NO FKIN PATCH FKIN SHIT WHERES THE FKIN PATCH LA

>>123506337
>he thinks he isn't retarded

We're all retarded here. I'm retarded your retarded.

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>>123506337
>people here are honestly deluded enough to think that they're never the shitter on their team who costs them the game

Could you imagine green text stories where someone says they get carried by their team after playing so shit and start complaining about how shit they played? Lmao.

>>123504601
Same for Leoric. And I fear we will say the same thing about Zeus soon.

>>123506103
I decided to play as well as I could, stretched before my game, right amount of sleep the night before. I was in the most ''must win'' mindset I could get, played as best as I could ( I did watch the replays and literally could only spot mistakes in my farming patterns but I was still farming faster then the opposite hc). It's the total brainless top mids winning thanks to snowballing everygame that just got me. I would be ok with this scenario if it wasn't always the same heroes raping my team mates.

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please help me

please help me

What do I get on brew so I can spam his q to flash farm?

>>123506770
you didn't spot any mistakes because you're not good enough to know what the better play is

those "brainless top mids" don't have a 100% winrate so fact is you could've played better and you didn't

i'm not trying to be rude, it's just true, don't delude yourself

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>>123506770
Is it time to dust off the old dunning-kruger meme?

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So where y'all keep the new patches?

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>>123506889

>TV

>>123507281
december 16th

>>123507281
You got the quote wrong, you dumb memer

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guys

guys

GUYS

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>In the darkest of hours

>whenever Secret - Team GigaReddit - is about to win a Major
>or needs to be shut down in TI

>the ourrest of our guys always strike sthem down
>the heart of the gulag ALWAYS kills the team of incarnate redditors

>First is was based our canonical namesake guys slavs, based VP
>now it was our canonical guys O.ur G.uys with our guy N0tail

We should never doubt our guys to triumph over Reddit.

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alright d2g, which hero do i play today?

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>>123507470
you heard it here first

>>123507613
clock is actually a ton of fun

>>123507613

shadow demon middle

let your team whine their asses off and then behold the terror of shadow poison

join inhouse

>>123507773
ive been told that enough but im bad enough at pudge i feel like i would just lose games as clock

>>123507790
ew no

>>123507613
clockwerk is very fun

play gyro before he gets nerfed

the rest of those heroes can go take a long walk off a short pier if you get me

>>123507673
can you go back to reddit? thanks

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>>123507365
>not playing fightan on CRT
Enjoy these lags mate.

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Who's the Joe Rogan of Dota?

>>123506947
>>123507042
>Constantly get bad games this week
>Literally always the 5 same heroes mid and the same roamers
>lose the same way 5 times
I never implied I did everything 100% correctly, I implied that no matter how hard I tried in this small sample of games I lost, all in the same fashion. I've lost games before, I will lose games later. These 5 games just felt like total shit and I think it's the patch getting to me. Every matchmaking game is basically what team has the most retards and how many times the non-retards can pick them off. It's incredibly boring. Losing games is fine because you learn from them, every game I lose I watch myself AND who ever I felt had the most impact on the enemy team. I didn't learn a single thing from these 5 games other then I should stop picking anything else then fotm and that, right there, is the fucking problem.

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Based Aegis snatches will come to ya, but only if you post thank you Beesa

>>123507606
Since when we're competing against reddit?

>>123508005
there's quite a few bald keks in dota

>pyrion flax
>loda
>draskyl

>>123508005
who is joe rogan?

>>123508057
Get me Beesa tummy pics and I'll consider it

>>123507790
How nigger

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i cannot begin to explain how good it felt to wreck 4 peruvians on a 1v5 (mostly) match

they were so fucking assblasted demanding for me to leave the game

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>>123508101
rogan may be bald but he's no kek m8

>>123508206
go to reddits ingame channel

say "I am here for the memes"

and you will be invited to a lobby.

>>123508295
U fuckin with me?

Wanna tussle, noob?

>>123508351
Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

>>123508428
oops wrong one

>>123508351
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>VEGA

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>DK is bad

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What if razes were pure damage?

">wow we actually got away 1 hit from death"
>"uh oh, I feel my russian genes acting up again"
>"LETS KILL THEM ALL XAXAXAXAXAXA"
>proceed to die
Nice one Vega

>>123508267
This guy looks like the definition of a 5'8" life.

>>123508541
Add me you fuck

>>123508713
xaxaxaxaxa

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>Tune in to arteezys stream to see what the fuzz is all about
>doesn't talk
>listens to shit nigger rap
>has a fucking add on the screen, not even placed to where it wouldn't be on the way
>doesn't play phenomenally
On top of that the fucking retarded chat repeats every single thing he says. Why the fuck do people so religiously worship this guy?

>slightly under 70% winrate with luna

i feel like that number should be lower

>>123508887
memes

>>123504572
>A diva brat who has issues with authority
gee I wonder why his teams perform badly

Hi im looking for a gf

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>>123508257
>Rat 0k
>Poor fooled/delusional
Lmao that nigger is so salty

>Our CK leaves
>Everyone else but huskar feeds
>I take it upon me to rat all game
>Their ancient has 400hp
>We have literally no CC so they can't hold the enemy team as I try to base race it

>>123508732

yeah but he was UFC and is funny so hes at least honorary 5'11

>start a new smurf called Adelaide
>best player on team, QOP has 900 games with 49 percent winrate.

KEK.

>be russian
>name urself pasha

aint this guy afraid of putin?

>>123508887

you missed earlier when he was a broken boy

>>123508267
how rude someone drew on this manlet with a sharpie

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>vega out already
what

>>123508887
RTC? SoBayed TI5? SoBayed ESL? SoBayed MLG? SoBayed MAJOR? SoBayed PUB? SoBayed

>>123509457
vega were never a good team, i seriously dont under stand why people think they were. the one lan they won was a fluke

>>123509457

Dumpstered by Luna in game 1 and by DK in game 2.

So were Empire just saving strats for Dreamleague?

>>123509457
Aren't they just into the lower bracket?

>>123507470
spooky

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>>123509457
Empire with Funnik cannot lose a lan

>Play DOTA
>Notice someone doing something absoleutely retarded
>Try to break it to them the nice way
>Either no response or 'its just a game xd' buddha master speech in a ranked match
>Persist anyway
>Get reported and called toxic for actually playing the game by players who actively seek to fuck the game up
>I'm the one who's punished
>48 hour mute
>Go into one match after it ends
>Get reported by one person
>Get an immediate 168 hour mute

When is this anti-toxicity autism gonna end?

It's okay to be a useless piece of shit but it's not okay to get called on it? What the fuck.

Punish the decent players. Sure. And then we wonder where all the booga matches come from. It's because all the decent players got fed up with being punished for being the only one with a brain on the team.

Seriously, fuck this community sometimes.

>>123509841
honeypot lan who cares

>>123509881
seriously though it is just a game

take a break or something, once you step away from the computer it no longer affects you

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>>123509881
It is just a game though anon.

LOL did you think you actually had a shot of going pro or something?

>>123509881
Stop sperging, go with the flow no matter how retarded to try and win, only suggest things to your team and nothing more, all the pros do this, they don't actively badmouth their team if they're doing dumb shit unless they're RTZ

>>123508049
get friends

>>123508887
he won TI5 on EG :^)

>>123509881
Tbh my best streaks are when i decide "fuck it" and play for myself to have fun. Currently on a 10 game win streak

>>123510204
I have friends, I'm talking about ranked. Why the fuck would you even care about party rank?

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Reminder

He does it for the f a m (You)

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>3/2 as TA
>die
>get a double kill
>enemy kills me again
>837 gold for killing me
Now this is some bullshit

All that happened before 20 min

>>123510392
Lets just suppose you were good at this game
In that case you would be able to maintain a high winrate and gain mmr regardless of your teammates, no?

>spend a few weeks playing with a guy i met in a pub
>usually meme builds but is shit
>keep him around cause i think he is funny in game and it keeps things interesting
>he gets a mic
>he is a she apparently

what do i do now?

>>123510595
suck her dick

>>123510595

Tell her she is inherently inferior, make you a sandwich, and then cry on here about how women are whores and that you are lonely.

DONT BE A NORMIE

>>123508887
because he's chill and not a sperg?

>>123510595
what kind of question is this

what do you mean what do you "do"

what is there to "do"

>>123509881
Im a good player and im not toxic, sometimes i get reported but i end with more reports. You are not a good player.

>>123509160
yeah ember was the most assblasted mad of the group, the most ironic part is that he could not kill me even once

>>123507954
no

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webmbro did you make any new sheevers

>>123510595
be nice to her

>>123510523
Do you not fucking read?

>>123510595
ditch the mentally ill faggot

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-= HoW tO fIx DoTa In 2sTePs =-
1) remove turnrates
2) speed up everything by 20%
you have a good game now

Rate me anon, i was playing chen today!

>>123511173

8.5/10

>>123510756
he isnt actually asking for help,
hes just asking for a reaction

watching Artour on Puck reminds me of when Ferrari was a literal god on this hero and TA and he would just single handedly take apart the enemy teams
such a shame 430 only cares about streaming now

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>>123510595
try everything to have sex with him

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>>123511163
fuck off to league, faggot

>>123511270

Some of his beta tester friends probably leaked to him that Puck will get insane buffs, same shit happened with WR and Alchemist back then

>>123509881
How deep in the trench do you have to be to end like this? 3500 and haven't been in LPQ in over 2 years

How do you guys deal with depression?

>>123511831
Not being a whiny faggot really helps, I find

>>123511831
by playing techies and giggling out loud when i get first blood

>>123511831
I don't, I just come here as part of it.

>>123511831

I don't.

>>123511831
fix your diet, fix your sleep schedule, start exercising

>>123511831
Adopt a ''who cares'' attitude and enjoy your life.

>>123511969
this, fixing your sleep schedule is very important too

people with depression usually feel worse at night. the sun makes you happy, to put it simply

>>123511831
Get waifu.

>>123511676

You would do better to spot bait sooner the next time

The only way to get to LPQ on a regular basis is abusing the heuristics put there by valve regarding excessive courier buy/death, time of death since last spawn averages or relocate usage among others

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>2015
>considers himself to be depressed

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>>123505135
literally started playing wc3 as a meme because i picked up dota 4 months in but the first hero you play is fucking omniknight (the most boring hero in the game) and the second fucking hero you play is the second most boring (abaddon)

explain this wc3tards

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>>123512096
>tfw I live at 69 degrees north and thus the sun disappears completely on Sunday until February

>>123512330
the multiplayer is much more interesting but good fucking luck finding anyone to play with

honestly senpaitachi if theres one thing that helped me git gud at dota its learning how to stay calm during fights

>>123512382

is that where you live

looks comfy desu

even though it's probably really depressing if you live there

>>123512382
that must be so depressing. take some vitamin d pills brethren

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>>123512487

Posting good helpful advice is against the shitposting guidelines, be advised otherwise you might actually get banned

>>123512382
How's the internet?

>>123512382
that place looks beautiful

if no sun is making you unhappy learn to meditate

>>123512697
this is good advice regardless of where you live

>>123511831
>realize you can be happy since you've been so in the past
>start actively looking for a way out of depression
>work on it
>depression ends

niggers make it sound like it's the fucking end of the world. I was depressed but I kept my head because I knew for a fucking fact that I hadn't always been that way so there was no reason I couldn't become content again

Of course, weak willed faggots love wallowing in self pity and what not, it's the easy way to live

>>123512541
I thankfully moved a bit further south for studies a few years ago. But I'm staying at home now during winter break.
>>123512654
Fine, it's not like I'm in some third world country.

>>123512382
>no squatting Ivan on the chimney
It's shit.

Literally no one talking about dota

Dead game

Dead thread

>>123512821
>lmao you just gotta will yourself out of it dude
>lmao just grow some balls dude

normies t b h

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3

>>123512874
>Exact same MMR average
>+27
How the fuck does this even work?

>>123512979
i dont agree with his colorful language ("weak willed faggots") but he's right. depression will consume you unless you actively make an effort to make yourself happier and improve your life and it can be really tough to learn that lesson and even tougher to start acting on it. you are not helpless against depression and thinking you are is the first step to losing the battle

>>123512979
What part of "I was depressed" didn't you understand

oh but it must've not been REAL depression because I was able to overcome it unlike you spineless faggot right? Fuck off

>>123512396
Ok thx but when the fuck do you get to buy a blink dagger shadow blade and that sort of thing and when do you get to play the cool heroes in the campaing??

>>123513123
>sad for a while = depression

normie?

>>123513169
wc3 multiplayer is still an rts at heart so you have to fight for control of the shops on the map where you can buy randomly generated items for your hero with gold (the same gold you use to build your structures etc)

you don't get to play many heroes in the campaign, it's mostly just about the boring ass humans

>>123512874
it's Thanksgiving senpai, why aren't you spending the night with your family?

[WTB]GF [HAVE] 3 000 match making points

>>123513223
>depression is unbeatable

please do not think like this

>>123513223
>oh but it must've not been REAL depression because I was able to overcome it unlike you spineless faggot right? Fuck off

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>>123513318
>only 3k points
You can't even afford a proper waifu
How did you honestly expect to get a gf for that much?

>>123513278
>wc3 multiplayer is still an rts at heart so you have to fight for control of the shops
>have to fight for control of the shops
that sounds pretty based if it was in dota like a capture the flag aspect but I guess we have roshan and the secret shops are kind of like that now that I think about it

>>123513603
My waifu loves me no matter how much of a loser I am

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Why is Icefraud so nervous that the whole competitive scene will come crumbling down when this guy is added to CM?

Sure let's not touch Sniper, Troll, Lesh etc. for fucking MONTHS when they're at their AIDSiest, but ES is just too risky to add :^)

>>123513603
I add sweets

>>123513603
What waifu can I afford with 5000 mmr points?

>>123513645
yeah, it is pretty cool. there's usually one shop close to your starting area but there's also better shops with fountains near them (since heroes don't get fountain-llike regen just for being in your base) and shops where you can buy extra heroes you can't normally get with your altar so winning the early game is super important. a lot of people played orcs and nelves because they had arguably the best first heroes in the game, blademaster and demon hunter

captcha: 666

>tfw even if I met sheever, she's still like 9 years older than me, so it's highly unlikely we would be able to make a life together

SENPAI OUR GUY THE ESPORT JESUS KEMEL IS STREAMING

I REPEAT THE OWNER OF THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD IS CURRENTLY STREAMING

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>peruvian doom on enemy team
>0/6 at ten minutes, fucking retarded, dives t1 2v1 with half hp and dies
>still lose

what is the point of mmr if someone that plays like a 2k and feeds like crazy can just pick doom and win the game

>>123513857
uhhh he play dota?

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>>123513803
>wanting to "make a life together" with someone you've literally never met in your life

>>123513803
why not, my father is like 12 years older than my mom

men die way younger so it would actually be better that way, but you would have to get kids before she spoils tho and thats sooner than later

Is Dota 2 lore good?

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Kill 3
Marry
Fuck

Is Thanks Purge the best meme of 2015?

>>123514091
SeemsGood

>>123514026
Id rather find her home, semen her computer seat and hope for the best

>>123514071
no, it's a vague generic mess

just read up on warcraft lore which is what dota is based on, it's actually really cool

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What if Buyback was free? Let's say buyback had no gold-cost, instead the cooldown is 10 minutes and the rest of the penalties stay the same.

>>123514213

dota_lore_rape_fanfiction.jpg

>>123514073
kill Visage
marry CM
fuck CM

I ain't gay nigga

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>>123514091
Honeypot is the best meme

>>123512382
how do you do work/school then?

>>123514251
Then the team that is behind always loses

>>123514328
this

if youre snowballing and pushing it costs you none of your ridiculous farm to just come back and keep pushing people's shit in

counterpushes would just not happen

>>123514251

which pokemon game is the best d2g?

>>123514492
ruby/sapphire/emerald

honorable mention: firered/leafgreen

>>123514492
3rd gen tailow

>>123514492
Why isnt there a dota RPG?

>original pokemon
>150 pokemon

>Dota
>112 heroes

man this bordeaux I'm drinking is hella dry

>>123514492

first was super good.
second was even better, literal perfection.

all downhill from there.

i wonder if they got the technology to play real pokemon sounds and not some chiptune roars from nes yet, but i doubt it its only 2015, give them 5 more generations.

thats how much innovation is in those newer games

>>123512697
how do you meditate?

keeping off dota and the internet, thinking about one's self considering as meditating right?

>>123514541
this

I wish there was GBA versions of the newer pokemons after gen 3. I just can't stomach the '3d' look, I'd want to play them but it's no good

>>123514671
>keeping off dota and the internet, thinking about one's self considering as meditating right?

if that's meditating then i meditate every time I take a shit

>>123514623
because something cosmetic is objectively not up to par with you somehow makes the game inferior
maybe talk about actual game mechanics instead of my graficsz my hd sound

>>123514671
P much, look up mindful meditation. I use long bike rides to meditate that way

>>123514597
>drinking wine alone

Fucking europeans.

>>123514671
no, not even close. that would be considered a practice in mindfulness though

look up how to perform vipassana meditation. do it about 5 minutes a day for a week, then go up to like 7-8 minutes until you're comfortable with that, then 10 ... so on until you reach a threshold where you think you're not going to get any higher

why is Bulldog obsessing with this helena whore

and jesus fuck she a 96

>>123514797

hey I was drinking with my family earlier fuck off

also I'm canadian you fucking amerifriend

>>123514758
literally everything new is a gimmick and not a gameplay improvement, i meant as whole

the games are LITERALLY THE SAME SHIT just repacked and done POORLY

if they at least tried to make them cool id be okay with playing the same game for 12th time, but they dont

if you honestly think the new games are amazing i can guarantee you didnt play them from the beginning but started later on

>played with aussie 3stack

That was worse than peruvians. Kill yourselves, aussies.

>>123514764
lol wont youd get meat if youre being unattentive of the road ahead,
the same way sing earphones are not allowed in motorcycles.

>>123514830
im gonna do this
its not like im depressed and all
its just whenever i get a time to myself i start overthinking about things that should not thought of and it consumes me

>>123515013
Nothing worse than a USW echo-chamber stack.

>>123514830
Why would you waste 10 minutes of your time each day meditating

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>>123515190
Because it's good for you.

>>123515190
because you believe in alternative medicine and delude yourself to think it does something

>>123515190
>wasting 10 minutes a day is bad
>spent 10 hours shitpostign in 4chan is not

man desu d2g's not bad before other generals
with these people giving advice and shit

if this is another board, itd be considered samefagging

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>tfw dota will never have quality lewds

>RTZ's Void build
What the fuck is this shit

>>123515190
because science presents hard evidence for it increasing focus, lowering stress levels, blood pressure etc
t. not a meditator and lazy

>>123515190
>>123515263
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?as_q=meditation&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_occt=title&as_sauthors=&as_publication=&as_ylo=&as_yhi=&btnG=&hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C41

educate yourselves. it has real health benefits and there is no reason to not be doing it

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>>123515454

we'll always have sheever

maybe I should pay green for some commissions

>>123515263
It isnt alternative medicine. Its just common sense.

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Hello. I don't think I need to introduce myself. Y'all filthy scrubs know who I am already.
I've heard that some of you people were openly criticizing me. Calling me the 'worst player in EG' or even in the competitive scene. That just shows how much of cesspool this website is. Their's a reason why I'm the captain of the Evil Genius Dota 2 squad. And that's because I'm the best player on EG. I'm single-handedly winning games with my drafting. I'm a mastermind, and you can't handle it. You're all reeking of jealousy.
Arteezy wins mid? It's because of my incredible rotations and hero picks. Universe gets a 5 man ravage? I picked the right hero for the situation, he's merely a pawn to a strategy ungraspable by his feeble mind.
You see, I'm the most valuable player on EG right now. See what happened with mason? We could replace any player and perform as well as we're currently doing. All because of me.
You complain about my attitude? You can't hande the all-chat after first blood? It's all part of the plan, small sons. They couldn't show their frustration. They had to hide it, for the fans and cameras. Inside they were boiling. They made tons of mistakes because of it. My lycan pick was just the nail in the coffin. Their minds were gone.
'But Peter, you have the lowest net-worth every game'. That's because I don't need farm. I don't need levels either. I'm so good I don't need anything but my amazing brainpower to win games.
Anyways, keep hating on me if you want. Keep playing this game you couldn't understand even in your dreams.
For the others, follow me on blogspot (peterpandam), where you can enjoy the gaming story of a journalism major.
Peace, suckers.

>>123515527
thanks senpai

ill be sure to drink my urine and do coffee enemas because someone without any education says its good and calls it alternative medicine

im gonna start selling rats and call them alternative ferrets, and tards like you will actually buy them

>>123515597
what exactly is happening in this webm

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>wake up
>vega lost to empire
>empire
what in the fuck

>>123515527
there is no reason to not be doing everything

does timbersaw's color scheme remind anyone else of the hamburglar

>>123515703
softcore pornography

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>>123515703

being lewd, like usual

>>123515464
viable agaisnt medusa slardar

>>123515720
>doubting funnek

>tfw did the blademail>bloodstone>rapier medusa build

Its totally bananas

Can someone please post the death prophet version of "20 lbs of pussy and ass"

I need it for reasons.

>stomping offlane like 8/0
>BOTH
>I REPEAT
>BOTH safe laners walk all the way across the map to offlane to feed 2 kills in the enemy jungle
WOw man! :))))))))) Can't help but call them retarded over the mic.
Then regret it ofc.

>>123515881
>lmaonodmg against very tanky heroes
>implying diffusal mana burn is enough vs dusa
Also what the actual fuck is medusa building, was that manta solar crest on her.

>>123516052
subscribed

>your core build solar crest as first item

....baka

>>123516173
>diffusal isnt damage

ye good shit i play le axe i buy le diffusal and wtf no dmage?
shit item never buy again!!!!

>>123516052
Where can I donate?

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>>123516173
this is high 6k

the theorycrafting is beyond your comprehension

>>123515190
Well, to be quite honest, it feels better than masturbating, my dear brethren.

>>123516479
for a liitle bit, got boring after a few hours

I have the feeling that OG are going to get fucked tomorrow, and everything CR1T said was to excuse his team from the imminent defeat.

>>123516607
But who is going to fuck them? All the teams there are pretty awful

>>123516051
I know what of you faggots has it

MEGA MASTURBATOR OVER 20 LBS OF ECTOPLASM or sometthing

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WHERE THE FUK IS THE AFTER MAJORS PATCH LA

>>123516843
stop stealing my meme

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>>123516702
our guys Empire

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>>123516843
>THE AFTER MAJORS PATCH

______ WAS RIGHT

>>123517008
/d2g/

>>123515263
>>123515635
>>123515742
Please never leave.

>>123517214
>d2g
>right about anything
>ever

kek

>>123516704
It's in paheal, lazy nigger

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is this actually good music in a musical aspect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Ftjz2fw7w

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>EG will win the first major

>>123516903
Why do slavs look so ugly when they're white?

>>123514492
In my opinion gen 5, but everything was pretty good except gen 6.

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>>123514830
>Look up vipassana meditation
>First results are trying to jew me into a 10 day instructional shit

>>123517394
no in musical aspect it's actually really terrible, all the musics are wrong and one of the musics is way too loud

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>2015
>relying on your team to capitalize on your big plays

why not just be the initiator AND the carry all in one?

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>US west
>filipino piece of shit on your team
>ruins game
>US east
>peruvian piece of shit on your team
>ruins game

this is why i refuse to spend money on Dota anymore, fuck you Valve

>>123518019
Why are you dead?

>>123515703
shever looking like a borderlands character while acting lewd

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with names like that, I know they're local

>>123518019
>I have a cleave that scales with base damage
>so I'll build ANOTHER cleave
why

why the FUCK does every single 'carry' magnus do this? HURR FREE CLEAVE SO I OBVIOUSLY NEED MORE CLEAVE

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she's beautiful brahs

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>>123518276
oh shit its QOP

>>123518276
That's a cute Code Lyoko cosplay

>>123518334
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG