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I want to milk Marie's maries!
>>123493916
who doesn't?
I want to kill tia!
>>123493916
marie a shit
>>123494042
who doesn't?
A Pro gun for a pro cute squidboy.
>>123494042
>metashit
Get a load of this guy
Don't forget that if Marie was real this is what you would get. She's always lusting for candy and junk food and uses the least active weapon type in the game.
>>123494395
>camping with a charger
hows b rank treating you
>>123494395
qt af
>next rotation
JUST
>>123494510
>filename
where's the lie? we're gonna have to do some private lobbies, lads.
I haven't played in a while, why does every jap player seem to seabag repeatedly while moving?
>>123494395
can't make you fat if you puke it up first
>>123494569
jap dashing
>>123494042
Tia's a bit autistic but she's nice.
>>123494042
who?
>>123494684
My only issue with her is that she ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL responds to bait.
>>123494757
doesn't?
And after a while
You can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in
>>123494510
SOON
>>123494395
I wish the only thing chargers do is just in the same spot to make my easier.
>>123494989
What's with this autistic post?
Are there are Christmasy Splatoon drawings?
Socializing with family instead of playing Splatoon. Any news on Splatfests squidanons or are we sharing a delayed time with EU?
>>123495617
>autistic
wut
>>123496172
>>123494510
I am getting so fucking tired of Mall.
>>123494042
Can someone explain all the memes to me?
>>123496782
Some of it is namefags that squad together.
Some of it is common names like "dad."
Some of it is thread-centric stuff.
Some of it is waifu wars.
Some of it is people insisting that gyro is superior.
>>123496782
What does woomy mean?
>>123497002
but gyro is superior
>>123497002
speaking of waifu wars, where the fuck is the splatfest announcement? I need Callie to remind me of her superiority, i've been straying too far into Mariefag territory as of late
>>123497002
Who are the namefags and why do we hate them?
>>123497141
combined na+eu vs jp
get ready to lose
>>123497141
there's no going back anon.
i'm sorry to lose you, but there's no way a splatfest is going to change the opinion that is shifting in your heart.
>>123497150
Me.
>>123496589
Thanks man.
Can someone post the pictuew of marie with a cock someone posted on the past thread?
>>123497652
kill yourself my man
>>123497652
>can someone shitpost and get banned for my amusement
No faggot.
BUM
FUCK
NOTICE ME
>>123497904
kill yourself my man
>>123497904
>nazi
>>123497652
I hate futafags
>>123497904
read that as bum fuck me desu
>>123497150
You and we hate you cause you're a faggot.
>>123498123
S A V A G E
>>123498123
>wasting a perfectly good proxy on futashit
Tried making a guide for one of my most used weapons, I'm don't really make guides so it's not very good, but hopefully it can help someone trying to get into the weapon or some beginners that we'll be getting soon.
>>123498724
>beginners that we'll be getting soon.
how come you make that assumption, mister?
>>123498892
>black friday bundle
>christmas soon
he must be psychic senpai
>>123498892
>black friday + christmas
Should I buy this game? Is it fun?
>>123499423
Yeah.
>>123499423
it will ruin your life
>>123499423
Its a drug
>>123499423
It's fun but once you're hooked you realise that fun sometimes costs your sanity and your vision acquiring a reddish tinge when you play
Post pet hates you have.
>players with an entire set of on brand rolls, but they don't make sense on the gear they're using e.g ink saver sub on a sprinkler weapon
>>123499797
Thats called bleeding, you should see a doctor.
i wanna sniff a woomys panties
>>123499931
Players spawncamping when the entire enemy team is alive and not at spawn
>>123499950
I'm just looking through the rage
GUYS IF THE TOWER IS MOVING TOWARDS YOUR BASE THEN THAT MEANS THAT THERE'S AN ENEMY ON IT AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THEM OFF OF IT OTHERWISE THEY'LL WIN THAT'S THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS FUCKING GAME JUST SHOOT AT THE FUCKING THING TO MAKE IT STOP HOW HARD CAN IT BE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M KNEE DEEP IN THE ENEMY BASE KILLING EVERYONE YET THAT ONE IDIOT THAT SNUCK ON THE FUCKING THING JUST KEEPS ON PUSHING IT AND PUSHING IT AND OH GOD NOW I HAVE TO RUN BACK OVER HALF THE MAP TO SHOOT AT THAT ONE ASSHOLE BECAUSE APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU SEEM TO BE CAPABLE OF KILLING EVEN ONE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK UUUUAAARGHBUAARGHLBUAA
>>123499931
> Wanting to use splattings
> Knowing that splattings do shit on most maps on Ranked modes
>>123500234
YEAH!
>>123500102
I want to sniff a woomy's sweaty spats.
>>123500234
it's just a video game
>>123500102
i would only smell callie's panties
>>123500341
That's some shit anatomy
>>123500234
>Tfw I've actually gone off on this rant to people
>>123500234
> This squigga
>>123500276
That's downright bullshit when Mini(not-a-Tentatek) and Heavy Deco exist.
So tell me /ink/, how fresh is my squid?Also is my ability load-out any good?
>>123501118
5/10
mini splatling needs run speed
>>123501118
Try to find better shoes that have run speed. They don't go too well with that shirt
>>123501118
Where's the Run Speed Up?
>>123501118
R U N S P E E D
U
N
S
P
E
E
D
>>123501118
That 1 defense up won't be getting you anywhere
>>123501118
1 defense up isnt all that useful
>>123500552
I dont know, maybe yhey just dont fit my playstyle now, at the beginning of the gane i used it a lot, took me 2 days on Ranked to get from -c to - b and couldnt get out from 30-50 with it, until i swapped guns
>>123501118
No to both
You want runspeed, ink resistance, maybe a few def up, maybe 1 ink recovery up, maybe a special saver on that weapon.
>>123501637
>how fresh is my squid?
>no
>>123501201
>>123501239
>>123501240
>>123501252
>>123501279
>>123501361
>>123501637
How much Run Speed should I get? Is 1 main enough or should I get more than that? Should I keep the Ink Resistance and Ink Recovery and lose the other abilities?
>>123503104
this is what i would use
>>123503104
1 main is enough on any Splatling for general use.
More than 1 main and some subs and you won't really notice the effects as much as having another ability.
>>123503104
Ink Resistance, 3 Run Speeds, 2 Special Savers.
That's my loadout, and probably the best one overall. The Special Savers help you get Inkzooka reliably, which is much more useful than Defense or a bit of Ink Recovery.
>>123503592
I disagree. Stacked Run Speeds on the Mini make it much easier to circle-strafe opponents in close quarters. You move so fast that their aim can't turn fast enough to keep up with you.
>>123503931
Seconding this
i wanna touch callies booty
I really want that other mini splatling loadout its fucking nasty, whereas the current one isnt great
>>123504228
Who doesn't
>>123504246
It's disruptor bubbler, right?
I think there's a slight issue in that you sort of need Bomb Range on disruptors to get the most out of them. The general feeling I get from them is that if you're close enough to disrupt a guy, you can just shoot him instead.
i want to cuddle with callie under the blankets on a cold winter's night, tightly wrapped in each other's arms
>>123504246
Current Mini Splatling is good for general purpose and knocking out chargers when needed.
Zink Mini is going to be a terror within range, Bubbler to ensures survival and Disruptor messes with out-of-range targets.
>>123504480
Bomb Range+ Disruptor is nice for bothering longer-ranged enemies, it flies out to around 3 bars
>>123497150
Anon is the most hated one here
>>123497150
Because we've seen the Mariokart general.
>>123504480
>>123504909
The Zink is going to be fucking insane. Disruptor forces opponents to engage you (rather than fleeing), and removes their movement options.
And you have max run speed and fire rate, plus a goddamn Bubbler. It's going to be a nightmare.I can't wait.
Sorry, if you're here, I found my view of that webm you posted yesterday.
SQUAD TIME
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
Join! Make money! Bully squids! Have fun!
>>123505908
Damn son, you gotta have like 9 out of 8 grandparents fully spanish-speaking to have a connection like that..
>used to be A-
>fell from grace so damn hard in the past few weeks
>rank down all the way to B-
>start Splatoon today
>gee, I sure can't wait to fall to fucking C+
>win like a motherfucker
>have most splats in almost every round
>carry teams
>now at A- 76
>in one fucking evening
>mfw
What happened /ink/?
>>123505908
>squidbags
Was that supposed to be impressive?
>>123506609
Matchmaking saw you lost a lot and took pity on you pitting you against scrubs.
>mfw it actually does this.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!Do you?
>>123506696
do you say this shit every time someone posts a webm anywhere no matter what the context is
>>123506774
No, they're not shaped like humans.
>>123506754
Sure but, all the way to A-? I mean, I won 9/10 matches.
Oh well, I am satisfied either way. Maybe one day, I can be brave enough to join a /ink/ squad... Maybe.
>>123505908
>IAMUSORRY
>not using the golden Dynamo.
I feel like this webm is lying to me.
Favorite theoretical weapon/sub/special?
I'd like to see blaster/burst bombs/inkzooka.
>>123506774
only callie and maybe marie
>>123506950
heavy splatling with burst bombs and bubbler
>I've only seen squidbagging in /ink/ lobbies
How are these grown ass men less mature than literal children
>>123507885
taking it as any more than harmless banter makes you pretty immature
>>123507971
I'm not saying it's not harmless banter, I'm saying it's stupid
>>123506950
Splattershot Pro with Suction Bomb and Kraken.
Anything with Sprinkler and Kraken.
Charger with Sprinkler and Inkzooka.
Splattershot with Disruptor.
Dynamo with Splash Wall and Kraken.
>>123508127
How is it stupid? Enlighten us, scion of maturity and adulthood.
>>123508127
That would be taking it as more than harmless banter like anon said, I'd think.
>>123506950
Heavy splatling with disruptor and bubbler
any lobbies, lads?
>>123508278
Because it's supposed to mimic a gesture done by 15 year olds in 2007
>>123508601
You know what else those kids did in 2007? Played shooters! Got angry! Breathed, even!
>>123508745
good thing i don't get angry
or play shooters
or breath
>>123506950.96 gal with seekers and bubbler
How is it possible for one girl to be so perfect
>>123509307
We may never know
>>123509307
by putting her next to an also good but inferior girl, thus amplifying her perfection by comparison
>>123509562
i dunno, that seems like a shoddy theory
i could place a piece of plastic next to a pile of shit but that wouldn't convince me the plastic would make a great ring
Who here likes scoped chargers over the standard?
Do you do it for the range?
>>123509728
nigga that's the dumbest thing i've read all week
>>123510007
exactly
so how would it work with callie and marie
>>123510114
Maybe I didn't word that last post clearly enough
nigga you're the stupidest poster i've met all week
>>123509882
I prefer scoped chargers for the range and zoom-in helps with keeping track of targets, sensitivity boost throws players off (shaky laser)
Kelp Splatterscope charges fast enough to offset the drawbacks if you don't hold charge like an idiot.
3 DMG+ when using E-Liter Scope offsets the horrendous charge time and ridiculous zoom that starts at 75% meter.
Fine.
If nobody wants to squad, I'll just squad by myself.
>>123510231
that's unnecessarily rude
what would callie think
>>123510517
she would agree with me and marie would make a joke at your expense
>>123510605
i'm disappointed that a calliefag could say such mean things when callie is so nice
i think marie would suit you better
>>123510817
I don't care
>hate turf war
>ranked rotation is the worst one ive ever seen
what do i do
>>123511183
Fap.
>>123506950
Inkbrush Disruptor/Inkzooka
>>123511183
This is the only correct answer >>123511335
>>123510605
>>123510817
>>123510903
>>123510932
You both are getting really immature, cant we all agree, take hands and appreciate Callie & Marie as what they really are?just a bunch of 1s and 0s, characters of a fictional universe, just a reminder of your sad and empy reality in which you will never ever cum on Callie´s tentacles or milk Marie´s maries
>>123506950
dynamo/burst bomb/inkzooka
splatterscope/seeker/bubbler
heavy splatling/suction bomb/bomb rush
>>123511816
Says you
i wanna cum on a woomys tummy
>>123512076
i want to lock pedophiles like you in prison for life
>>123512076
I thought I was the only one
>tfw went from A- 8 point to A in this rotation
tower control on towers is so based.
Kill all pedos
>>123512469
Your statement and your accompanying picture are sending mixed messages.
>>123512546
With proportions like that she ought to be of age.
>>123512583
Tell it to the judge pedo petite hater.
>>123512469
>multiple suckers on the head tentacles
>>123512691
If it means anything the artist claims she is.
>>123512546
>big tits
>thick thighs
>(Reiterating one more time – she’s 19 years old. This is a loli-free zone.)
>>123512503
For some reason on Blackbelly Skatepark I get extreme slow down and delayed splats out the ass. It never happens on any other stage. I seriously don't get it
>>123512546
>>123512998
>delayed splats out the ass
you should probably see a doctor about that one
why are all the posts attached to these cute pictures so shit today
you guys are terrible at this whole imageboard thing
>>123512469
We need moreteen/young adultinkling porn
>>123513156
Nice but seriously I don't get why it's only an issue on Skatepark and no other map.
>>123512998
>>123513359
Quite sure it's due to the ridiculous degree of curved surfaces across the map, and especially near spawn.
>>123512503
>that backwards squidbagging
New tech.
>>123513220
>teen
i hope you mean eighteen
>>123513659
Is that Tia?
>>123513463
The fuck is this curved surfaces voodoo meme. Do you have even the slightest idea how computers work?
The fastest inkling known to squidkind.
>>123513904
Fucker took off like an airplane. That's terrifying.
>>123513904
This is actually the newest technique from none other than Hank....
It requires mastery of the squidsuck.
>>123513463
the skate bowls near spawn are absolutely cancer, makes spawn camping far too easy. especially with rollers
>>123513904
IT'S BARRY ALLEN
>>123513904
IT WAS ME TIM. I WAS THE ONE THAT MADE YOU RANK DOWN
>30 minutes until triggerfish
anybody up for squadding when the rotation hits?
>>123514757
its 1 hour 30
>>123514875
since when did the rotations get moved an hour?
>>123514875
Only the day change got DST'd
>>123514757
triggerfish triggers me, seriously how can anybody like that shit map?
>>123514757
I'll squad, what's your NNID?
>>123515012
easily
>>123515012
It's huge and great for turf war without having to encounter many opponents other than no fun allowed chargers and splatlings who won't stay to their side of the map.
>>123515132
it'sTheListerMister
i'll be rollscumming til rotation hits
if anyone adds me please say so
>>123515012
SPLATLING
>>123513904
This gave me a nice laugh. I love it
>>123514270
>tfw spawn camping an S+ team by myself with my trusty carbon roller on BS.
>>123515995
skatepark truly has the most fitting abbreviation
Are squads really fun? Seems like everyone here has a good time.
>>123516430
As long as some salty anon isn't here to ruin it. They're kind of rare, though.
>>123516430
if the rotation is good yes
hosting squad, NNID TheListerMister
mention if you add me so i know
>>123516430
Its better than randoms
>>123516430
depends on the rotation really, private lobbies are always fun though
>>123516430
They're pretty fun to make and join.
Happy Thanksgiving????
oh yeah forgot how cancerous dynamos are on camp splatzones
Is the quality of random players decreased or something? I can carry teams in tower control and if I play for around 2 hours, I tend to go above 7-10 points higher than my initial score. So I started at S 30 and went all the way to S 50 but then I crashed all the way to S 10 despite my best attempts. I acknowledge that I'm not the best player but I know I'm not the bottom of the barrel. I once had 2 S+ jap teammates with the standard damage equips and they both went 0 kills with 5 deaths.
>>123517481
Happy turkey day anon
>no tentacles
This triggers me.
>>123517481
His head looks a bit funny but I love it, good job.
>winning a ranked 3v4 game
>17/3
Time to put down the game because you know you will never play that well for the rest of the night or the year for that matter.
I was so sure we were going to lose, I'm crying a little.
>>123517842
I have no idea but around S 30 is hell to play in, usually getting shit teammates while facing 96 Decos with DEF+.
A+ has much more room for dicking around with weapons, S rank you better bring your best if you want to stay up there.
this rotation was meant to be fun for once
why am i not allowed to have fun
sorry squad i need a break from everything right now
>>123518163
Lucky. I was in a similar situation except the opponents once wiped us all out when we were pushing the tower which finally gave them the chance to take the tower farther. They were never able to take it to our base but that one moment fucked us over badly.
>>123518009
Couldn't figure out a good way to work them in, I considered making each anime spike a tentacle somehow but it'd have been too busy and dumb looking.
>>123518070
Came out a bit too square, I think. Maybe I'll fix it later, I want to try shading too.
>>123518371
I was using a hero charger on Arowana so I had an advantage as long as I camped the regular perch.
I'm just glad the guy with the scoped charger on the other side didn't fuck me over except the one time we traded.
>>123512076
too lewd
>>123518202
True. What makes things worse us that yesterday I crashed landed to S 30 from S 80.
Ok /ink/, I don't think I'm going crazy.
Yesterday and today from playing ranked, I see that almost every Japanese player is wearing the Squidstar Waistcoat and Red Hi-Tops, or at least one of the two.
And by every Japanese player I mean ALMOST every fucking Japanese player.
I understand that both of these two items together have an amazing combo, but has it been unanimously decided that these are the best things to wear?
I even see chargers wearing this shit instead of their precious Damage Up gear now.
It can't just be a coincidence, right? This shit is getting on my nerves for whatever reason.
>>123518361
kek, 3 consecutive losses is a bit of a pain
that's okay
3/4Wolfhound Magpie Ela
someone get in here
>>123518618
Unless you're using E-Liter Swim Speed+ helps much more than DMG+, lets you move around and get out of trouble faster.
>>123518653
it's not that we lost that's the problem, it's that we got fucking slaughtered
i hate how easy it is to spawncamp the other team in this game no matter the map, it's pretty fuckedsorry about DC'ing before match end but i just really can't handle playing right now, even got pretty heated up beforehand playingsmash
i think i just need a break
>>123517842
>>123518202
>>123518606
>tfw went down from S40 to A-50 in one afternoon
Don't talk to me about life.
>>123518545
Nice. In my scenario, it was in moray towers TC. The opponents even had a eliter and they still couldn't take the tower until we all died at the same time.
>>123518618
Nips collaborating on 2chan and Twitter result in the creation of who nother meta that we can only try to guess at.
>>123518618
>he wasn't around to see the amazing jap style when the game first came out
Every single Jap will wear the same thing if it's apart of the new meta.
>>123518545
>hero charger
holy shit anon you're a fuckingbased person, severely underused because of the existence of eliters and kelp
>>123518894
Jungle hat, anchor shirt, and blue moto.
>>123518894
I've been around since the release of the game. Before that even, when the Global Testfires were up.
But that was so long ago that you don't really remember shit like that. Everyone was pretty ass at this game in the beginning anyways.
>>123519005
JAP FEDORA
>>123519005
>forgetting jungle hat anchor shirt moto boots meme sprays everywhere
you are full of shit desu senpai
>thinking about trying to join a squad
>thinks about bringing the team down or screwing up
Yeah I'll just stick with solo...
>>123519074
>>123519087
Oh, that. That wasn't anything special in comparison to the Waistcoat Hi-Tops meta that they have going on now.
I didn't think that was even worth mentioning. Hell, US players were doing the same shit too.
For the Heavy Splatling which has more "bang for the buck" Ink Recovery Up or Ink Saver Main?
Currently Black Friday shopping and I see amiibo 3 packs for $29.99 I already have them so I want to sell, would it be worth a resell for profit?
>>123519567
I use 2 Ink saver main but recovery is good too
>>123519214
>That wasn't anything special in comparison to the Waistcoat Hi-Tops meta that they have going on now.
I didn't even know that was a thing until you mentioned it, the Jap fedora plagued Splatoon for a good 2/3 months. Shit was crazy.
>>123518982
What can I say.
I love me some bomb rush.
>>123500484
inb4 already super deformed...
>>123519214
Hey, at least it's not the eliter meta anymore.
>>123519567
Ink Saver lets you unload while fighting on grates, Ink Rec is nice to have at least 2 subs of on anything.
>>123519579
>scalping
>>123520472
Easy money
>>123520593
Are you trying to be Spyke?
>>123520593
How do you live with yourself
>>123519579
>>123520593
Kill yourself and burn in hell where you belong.
>>123520946
>>123520848
>making money is bad
K
>>123521181
>literally bottom feeding and exploiting others to profit
>>123520593
amiibo scalping is all but dried up thanks to the stocks being replenished. I doubt you'll be making any money since people rarely buy from 3rd parties anymore.
>>123520946
>>123521069
>>123521351
looks like the scalping wounds are still fresh
>>123521534
Maybe anon was the one of the dudes who stole the amiibo truck
Anyways, anyone wanna squad?
NIDLuiguibon
I Apologize in advance if dc happens, that has been happening as of lately.
>>123521859
didnt that happened in Euro??
I thought the scalping problem was a 'murican problem
>>123519567
1 main of each + 1 main of run speed is pretty much mandatory on the default kit, the rest can be whatever you want
>>123521859
I could squad for a bit, I have some gear I wanna unlock slots on
>>123522305
alright thats 2/4
>>123522384
We can just twin if no one else wants to play
I sent a friend request
3/4 wolfhound squad
Jump in
>>123522521
alright open
>>123522521
u coming or did you join wolf?
>>123523123
Sorry, real life stuff is going on
Can't play now
Real sorry
>>123523498
no prob, good luck
3/4Scarthsquad
PW 0165
NNIDscarth23, tell me if you add me
To many kraken weapons 2bh
>>123524440
>Inkzooka- 13
>Killer Wail, Kraken, Echolocator- 11
>Bomb Rush- 10
>Bubbler- 8
>>123525217
I want a Splattershot Pro with a Bubbler.
>>123524440
Did you say there is very little weapons with kraken? No problem! We'll make sure the next weapons get kraken. Cause having every weapon with kraken makes the world go round!
Alright squids, here's another request done:
3.- Callie hugging Marie, and Marie being flustered about it.
Stay tuned tomorrow for more.
>>123525381The Slosher Deco is the last weapon to be released with Kraken. It's Echolocator, Killer Wail, Bubbler and Bomb Rush from here on out.
>>123525516just wait for next year:^)
>>123525470
Nice work anon, too bad i didnt see your post when you were taking request
>>123525217
I mean the new ones. I miss some new weapons with anything than kraken.
>>123525470
anon that's cute as fuck
Give me your idea for a map.
>>123525217
>ten bomb rush weapons
I don't believe you. I'll list them out
>carbon deco
>splattershot
>charger
>scoped charger
>splash
>rapid blaster
>luna neo
What am I missing?
>>123525470
I like this pic.
>>123526192
A canyon.
3/4 squad, guys
Add Sr.Pinky
>>123526215
Splash-O-Matic, Hero replica weapons.
>>123526434
Ranked, TW ?
>>123526434
Do you still neeed one?
>>123526794
Yeah
>>123526885
Sent
>Rainmaker
>>123526716
It's SZ
>>123525470
Brilliant
>>123526192
Some anon mentioned an open area, like a stadium, with little coverage for an all out war.
I would like to see a market.
Ahh solo ranked.
>>123527398
Wheres that picture from?
>>123526192
Something very vertical.
>>123525761
>>123526003
>>123526336
>>123527134
Thanks mates.
>>123525470
C U T E
U
T
E
>>123527398
>no cover
That would be hell, close range weapons would be useless.
>>123527482
>wanting another moray gimmick map
>>123526938
Damn, sorry it got full just now
>>123527458
I found it herehttps://www.artstation.com/artwork/arab-market
>Alright~ I'm gonna do my best again today!
>Squelcher-san, please lend me all your strength...
>Junior-chan. Junior-chan!
>Huh!?
>S-S-S-Squelcher-san!
>Can I show you something good?
>Huh... Something good!?
>>123527557
I'd like one that's level, but with cover spread around.
Also make it pretty large.
>I'm the highest rank now, S+
>S+...!? It's a real platinum card...!
>Huh? What's wrong? Hmm hmm?
>Let me see too~!
>>123527650
>Translating even just one of NANA's monster comics
Absolute madman. You are demented.
That was terrible
Being destroyed by the same squad again and again
>>123528998
We don't know what the objective is apparently
>>123529272
Have we even won a single time?
What's wrong with me...
GGs-thatsothanks for being the 4th
>>123530065
GGs dude, it was really fun<3
>>123528471
>>123528998
>>123529272
>>123529871
>>123530041
Holy shit do you guys need the number so a suicide hotline?
This thing has way too much going on for me to ever hope to get it all just right. I can't wait to have it the way I want so I can figure out how to make stands to support all of it to keep it from going to shit in the oven.
>>123530356
K
>>123530356
>Kraken
Oh boy, I didn't need to see that.
>>123530356
You have all my support. Good work man
>>123530356
That's a dick.
>>123530178
This community seriously made me question my sexuality more than once. Imagine ThatSo zealously giving Scarth a thorough tongue bath just to hear some approval from his splatcrush. Holy hell. I'd pay for that.
2-0 Win record, I'll leave it at that.
ggs
>>123530789
>>123530830
It's spoilered, it's cool.
>>123530912
>>123531064
So was that picture of futa Marie.
Have fun getting banned, Bum.I'll miss you.
>>123531040
Ggs
>>123531040
Ggs, man. We finally understood splatzones
Squads? Sitting around with a big belly, blue hair, and jack diddly to do.
>>123530959
This made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit
>>123531242
>blue hair
wat
>>123531275
I have blue hair.
>>123530959
3/4Elasquad
NNIDSr.Pinky
>>123531471
Added
>>123531382I'm jealous.
>>123531064
Hey, Bum, I always forget to ask you, but what are your thoughts on the Carbon Roller Deco?
>>123531382
Do the carpets match the drapes?
>>123530959
>Scarth
you mispelt Tim
>>123531382
Anime! Stop playing these video games, you have to work on your career as an idol!
>>123531805
>tfw no anime about a team of cute idol girls who playcompetitive splatoonin japan
>>123531619
Its honestly prettyfucking amazing
>>123531671
Nah, but the upholstery does.
>>123531805
I cant.... I soiled myself to Marie already....
>>123531668
I don't like it, I'm too attached to burst bombs for quick/vertical movement and ranged combat.
Sigh... I think I'll go reroll some stuff. Ggs squad
>>123528235
I really just want to see if I can do it
It looked like a neat comic and it's not like I plan on getting it done in one day, or maybe even all in a row
I'd translate more but my computer's shitting itself so I'll have to wait until tomorrowBesides, I really need to do more stuff besides Hotaao
>>123530959
The fuck
>>123532034
Ggs
>>123532034
GG anon, at least we won a few matches.
>>123531886
Will you be around in maybe an hour? I'll squad then if you're still up.
I'm trying to throw together some good gear for the Neo Luna Blaster, and my friend who usually knows what he's talking about is trying to convince me to use comeback.
Can I get anyone else's input? It sounds kinda like a bad idea
>Lose Ranked
>Got 10 kills
>Only one other player got a kill
>It was only one kill
>>123532526
Yeah, sure. In a squad now, but ill be around tonight.
>>123532692
2x Special Saver
2x Def Up
1x Swim Speed
1x CB
or
2x Special Saver
2x Swim Speed
1x CB
1x IR
>tfw just got a Wii U w/ Smash and Splatoon
>been waiting to play Splatoon aince launch
Should I use the Gamepad for gyro and for screen or just gyro and look at my TV?
>>123532825
Honestly I'm kind of ass with splat bombs, and really don't know how to utilize the bomb rush, so I'm not sure how great this would be for me
>>123532921
You can only use the tv screen as the primary display, squib.
>>123532949
Give me a sec to encode this webm, but you should avoid the neo luna if you don't really know what you're doing with splat bombs.
MAYBE IF YOU FUCKING PAINT THE FLOOR INSTEAD OF HEADING IN LIKE RETARDED LEMMINGS YOU PROBABLY MIGHT DIE LESS OFTEN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>>123533073
Well I'm not any better with the mines.
I kinda use wanna use Luna on TC to cheese my way to S+
The rewarding of spray and pray tactics from the bamboozler bamboozle me.
>>123533163
I too, like my toast salty
>>123533178
Hopefully you can tell what's going on in this webm. Remember that splat bombs will accept momentum transfer nad that they explode 1 second after touching a surface, so roll them along the ground to make them detonate quickly.
Imo vanilla Luna is better on TC, I gained at least 20 points in S+ using it, probably more. I find Neo Luna best on SZ, particularly on maps like Warehouse, Museum and Underpass, where you can make the most of your bombs by denying area.
>>123519567
Both + run speed
That's it for me. Ggs wolf squad, we won like 3 matches but it was fun.
Superior
>>123533650
Lots of fun, ggs!
3/4 squad, nnid Dmanstew. Join the shitstorm today!
>>123530356
this is why I write out a ton of notes and shit and do a lot of pre-planning whenever I attempt anything more complex than a standing human figure. it'll save you a LOT of headache down the linestill amazed by your detail work, fucking hell teach me to make shoes that perfect
>>123533443
That's really helpful information man, I've very rarely used the bombs so I never thought of that. Most of my use of splat bombs has just been landing them on the tower.
Since I'll mostly be using it on TC, I guess I'll stick to the vanilla Luna. Any recommendation on abilities for that?
>>123533650
GG, we played the entire rotation and I had almost forgotten what winning feels like.You had been there as long as I had, it could've been your squad.
>>123533443
Ok that webm was pretty bad.
Hopefully this one from the other day will display what I mean better. Notice how I keep my distance and aim at the floor so that they roll to the edge of the ramp, but not down it. If the opposing team was in the pit, I would have either moved forward then thrown them, or aimed higher, so that they would travel further through the air before going into the pit.
Like most stuff, it's very much a feel thing. Best way to get used to it is practice, I used to use the vanilla Splatterscope alot, which is how I learnt to use splat bombs.
>>123533823
Landing bombs on the tower is unreliable imo but if you can get it on there, more power to you.
On vanilla luna I just use a suicide set the same way thatIAMUSORRYdoes with his dynamo. In terms of main abilities (3 subs = 1 main) 3x Quick respawn, 1x special saver, 1x quick super jump, 1 open slot. The open slot is variable depending on what I want so it could be a 4th QR, Stealth Jump, another QSJ, maybe a swim speed, etc. Depending on the map, I would consider a second special saver main if its more Inkzooka dependant
>>123534036
H-hey I'm in that webm.
can we get some sauce going?
>>123534036
Yeah I understood the concept. Splat Bombs aren't on anything I use so I never really got used to them. Thanks for the information man.
I think I can do it pretty reliably, but even then, most people just kinda walk to the other side of the tower so it doesn't do all that much.
I think I'll go for a set like that, thanks man. Or at least as close as I can get without roll scumming. Lots of quick respawns is kinda what I had in mind. But also before this conversation I was thinking of using damage upsI've rarely touched the Luna post nerf. I even rolled the Basic Tee
I appreciate it
>>123534443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
Any squads for the new rotation or am I braving this path alone?
Nnid Dmanstew if you want me to host.
>>123530959
>>123534589
i'll play
>>123534536
Damage ups are okay but i dont think theyre necessary on luna, but ive seen people do well with them so thats just preference
>>123534589
Sent
>>123534443
does sauce stand for squids and uh
no fuck it i'm not coming up with an acronym, you get a squid anyway
>>123533737
Top
>>123534713
That image is turning me on so fucking bad.
>>123534662
I don't think there's much point to more than 1 damage up on luna now that the blast can't 1shot without a direct. swim speed, cold blooded and ink res are all you need really, the rest is just preference.
>>123530959
>>123534662
I might go with them purely out of not feeling like rolling another shirt. I messed around in the test area a bit and they feel entirely useless. Does kinda leave me limited on headpieces now
>>123530959
> you will never amass a horde of fledgling /ink/ players to control
Pro-tip: Play solo queue if you want to actually git gud. Good way to get better at playing objective.
>>123534713
>dat socked foot detail
Unf
>>123519214
Heh, I'm probably going to join the 'Waistcoat Hi Tops' meta once I roll my waistcoat.
I have 2main9subs of Swim Speed (Squid Hairclip, White Line Tee, Red Hi Tops), and it's my favorite set. Only reason I haven't got round to rolling the waistcoat is because I don't feel like I need Cold-Blooded all the time.
If you haven't joined the Swim Speed meta, what's wrong with you?I'm kinda addicted to my swim speed now. You go so fast with 5 mains, and I feel sluggish without it.
Ill hang around until we have more for a swuad, playing my 3ds in the iterim
>>123519567
Heavy Splatling is 4 full charges per tank. 1 Ink Saver Main (1 main or 3 subs) gives you 5.
>>123535837
im in the quick respawn and special saver meta.
>>123534717
I love that little bara squid too much
He's too perfect
>>123535937
I'll join. How many have we got at the moment?
>>123536715
he's fucking shit. looks like a fucking ogre.
>>123535837
i'd rather join thekrakon 528meta
>>123536715
too true
>>123536827
get mad
>>123536745
Not sure, lets see.
Squads up, Dmanstew, you know the drill
>>123537009
Added.
Third party music you would like to hear in Splatoon matches. (And that sorta gets in the game theme).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyWqeJ1vLWo
>>123536961
I'm not mad, just disgusted at your shit taste.
>>123537372
I feel the same way about you, buddy
>>123532692
>>123532949
There a few ways to play the Neo Luna. You can do the aggressive suicide style that people use in Tower Control, usually with Quick Respawn.
If you don't want to use Quick Respawn:
For the Luna:
Cold-Blooded, Swim Speed, Ink Resistance, Stealth Jump
For the Splat Bombs:
Ink Recovery, Bomb Range
For the Bomb Rush:
Tenacity, Special Saver
Focus on what you're good at, or comfortable with.
A few days ago, someone from /ink/ was complaining about this Japanese Neo Luna player that used Cold-Blooded, Ink Resistance, and a bunch of Swim Speeds. Said he was really slippery, caused lots of trouble. If you're not good with the bombs, try that first, I'd say.
>>123537009
3/4.
Someone join,Dayiton / Sam / Spaceman.
>>123537009
I'll add you even though I'm sure it's full by now.
>>123537732
Its not. Dont see your request.
>>123537585
>>123537678
Anyone else get disconnected?
The lag on that fucking match, dear god! Were you guys getting that?
>>123538843
Oh yeah. Damn that carbon roller.
>>123538654
>that everything
>>123538826
Nope.
After this next match, I'll be gone for about 10 minutes or so, if you guys want to wait for me or not.
Anon from a thread or two ago who mentioned getting the game in the Black Friday sales here. I blazed through the campaign and started doing multiplayer matches afterwards
>get into some matches with other low-ranked dudes
>all well and good, good matchups, all close games, winning and losing
>join a rank 38 friend
>suddenly getting matched with nothing but ranked 40s and 50s, getting my shit kicked in
>leave
>still getting matched up with 40s and 50s
>reset game
>STILL GETTING MATCHED UP WITH 40S AND 50S
th-thanks
>>123539012
Level is not proportional to skill
The players you get matched up in TW with depend on your KD and winrate (?). Just abuse bubbler and you'll win.
>>123538843
We had the lead ;_;
>>123539102
Well both my K/D and winrate are abysmal right now.
I'm just gonna check again in the morning when other Black Friday newbies are playing again.
>>123537334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MAD76eFc0
After the first 30, you're golden.
IsSpacemansquad ded?
Guess the squads done for? Ggs though, thanks guys
When Nintendo said they were planning on keeping the game supported with updates until at least "next January" in the last Direct, did they mean 2016 or 2017?
>>123539595
2016 you dolt
>>123539435
>>123539490
I'm back now, if you guys want to keep going.
I'll put a squad up in case.
>>123539595
Nobody expected Splatoon to be this big, especially Nintendo.
I'm excited to see what Splatoon 2 might bring likededicated servers, spectator mode, better recon, local (LAN) multiplayer, more complex maps/weapons/abilities, and of coursea bigger campaign mode with co-op and octolings
>>123539859
oh anddifferent hairstyles
>Luna Blaster splat bomb rush pushes me in a corner
So this is what it feels like.
>>123539959
it's like being tied down and watching your dad get beat up
>>123539692was 2016 confirmed because whenever somebody says "Next [date]" it usually means the one afteri just wanna be optimistic that they're gonna support it forever
>>123540187
we all knew Nintendo'sbodystaff weren't ready to support this the full year and with all the NX buzz for E3 2016 Nintendo is probably shoveling money into the Splatoon 2 dev steam engine so they can have a strong launch title for it or at the very least string us along with updatessince it worked the last time
AW YEAH dunking feels so good
>>123540369
Splatoon 2 (Splattalion? Knowing Nintendo it's probably not going to just be called "2") is a given for sure, but the fact that Zelda U is apparently still going to be on the Wii U means they might keep Splatoon updated for awhile.
I dunno. I only got my Wii U a year ago and I don't want to get a new fucking console already.
I need a second to reevaluate my life after that match
>>123540593it might even be spla2n or something dumb like that
I bought mine in March pretty much for this game and smash, and I spend more onmtg
The console at minimum will probably come out late 2016 anyway since NX dev kits were just shipped a couple of months ago. you have plenty of time to enjoy your Wii U games
>>123540593
>>123540852
Splatwoon.
>>123540852
>>123540910
>tfw there can't be an Octoling-based sequel called "Octillery" because that's already a pokemon
git better aim, scrubbu
>>123540910
splatoontown
>>123541016
yeah but we'd probably get awesome costumes like pikachu hoodies so I think that's a fair trade
wow, i am really rusty with the splat chargers
Aight, I gotta wind down for the evening, ggs friends. Thanks for the fun!
>full S+ enemy team
>nobody booyah's at the start
>well shit
>>123541475
Good games, I think I'm done too.
>>123541475
ggs pal
>charger friend saves me getting splatted
did they cancel USA splatfest because of thanksgiving?
Or could they have decided to fuse euro and USA splatfest to fill the teams faster?
SupLui.
Alright, I'm salty now. Time to blaster it up.
>>123541857
Oh you know, upgrading gear.
does run speed+ affect the .96 much while firing? i can't really tell.
Top splats. More taunting to come.
>>123542364
Yes but its % based
>>123542364
It does but not enough to justify taking ever on 96 Gal.
Hydra barely gets away with it since it moves at 52 Gal speed while firing.
>>123542573
i guess i'll try my 3 main 4 subs zapper set on it and see what happens. i have 1 main 2 subs right now.
also, lunar, lui, did that gold dynamo ever splat you? fucker had stacked run speed on that thing lmao
>>123542785
i'm trying it out of curiosity, but yeah it doesn't seem to be worth wasting slots on
>>123542798
>also, lunar, lui, did that gold dynamo ever splat you
Multiple times last match. It hurt.
>>123542798
yeah, several times, he went sanic.
>>123542798
weird, with this much run speed i feel like i'm using the .52
>that teamwork to splat the chargerfag
>>123543074
>When the thread suddenly passes out
>>123543661
Everyone ate too much turkey
>think I've activated my splat bomb rush
>lolnope splatted
Soon.
what are the best skills for a SSJR?
Eat it, bucket nerd.
>that ending splat
>>123544327
aaaaaaaah
>>123544130
Bubbler Fast, Bubbler Longer, Bubbler Saver
I like your taste in clothes, Lui.
>>123544901
excercise is important!
>one inkzooka shot
>two splatsi didn't even know you were there, i was aiming at someone else
Sloshing Machine tommorow. I have everything I need
https://mobile.twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/670150364918882304
>splatted the very moment you fired your first inkzooka shot
>>123545057
Too bad we already know it's not using when the regular slosher exists
>>123545057
>https://mobile.twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/670150364918882304
Subs? Special? If it's good enough, it might use it instead of tri slosher
>>123545148
Splat bomb and bomb rush
>>123545143
The regular Slosher is pretty good but this weapon allows for less accuracy without sacrificing range like the tri slosher
>>123537334
>>123539292
These are good tracks, but Splatoon multiplayer is rock music.
I propose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3_2cOWjMkQ#t=20
>c-
that aside, i'm crying because i can only order one more thing, and i don't want to cancel anything. as much as i want that visor, i gotta have them shooooeeeessss
>>123537334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1y3nVtMAPo
>>123545673
> level 50
> -C
>>123545673
What else is in your order queue?
You earned that squidbag Lui. You earned it.Time for revenge.
>running into your bomb rush, as usual
i...uh...in those close quarters, i was dead anyway, so...
>>123545893
Turf Warrior Supreme
I bet he has a maxed out Aerospray.
>still running into my splat bomb rush
You must will the urge to splat me harder.
>>123545918
Im afraid it will have to wait, moon person, I need to hit the hay, ggs everyone
I'm at S 2 and about to go into solo ranked
Wish me luck
>tfw splatoon is causing you to be racist against yourself
What's the deal with Flounder Heights and Turf War?
>Not even once
>>123546114
GGs m8.Gonna send you a FR.
>>123546179
Alright, will accept tomorrow.
>>123545904
dreams, my friend
>>123546262
Never
Evers
>>123546307
yeah, but i gotta try
>>123546307
More like 0.02226117928597270% evers
>>123546262
Good luck, I can't really say I can help you with the first 2 but I have pic related (red wellies) that you're welcome to order whenever, if you don't specifically want the purple slugs.
Went 0-0 in a Turf War with a Carbon Roller Deco while inking the second most turf.
>>123542785
>Hydra barely gets away with it since it moves at 52 Gal speed while firing.
Is that a guess, or do you have data? I really want data.
>>123545673
You could just not play until Spyke gets your next order in, then you'll have a free slot.
If you don't battle, your plaza doesn't change. That inkling will stay there until it's replaced by new opponents.
Or you could order Scarth's 4x Run Speed Acerola Wellies.
>>123546262
> That shirt.
>>123546578
spyke delivered 1.5 times for me, maybe he can do it again!
thanks for the offer, but actually... what i really want... is your skull bandana
but that can be arranged some other time. lemme know if you need to reorder my sweater ;^)
>>123547153
Oh, its you. Thanks for that, Ill be on again tomorrow so I can give you it then if youre free.
>>123546913
>not play
>for a whole day
listen to yourself, anon! that's crazy talk!
Really wish I could have a 2.3.0 checklist for gear since I'm trying to collect it all.
Is it just me, or does it look like the range has been increased?
Slosher range: 52
Sloshing Machine range: 55
I've seen the video. It didn't reach this far. maybe they tweaked its stats a second time?
I'm only missing the Full-moon Glasses, Roasted Brogues, and about 5 1-star shirts.
Sean and Annie are never going to stock the last shoes and hat I need, are they?
>Play 6 games of solo ranked
>Always either the most kills on team or most kills of whole game
>Lose 5 of the 6
>>123547470
It looks like they're throwing a kraken
>>123547553
>tfw Shark Moccasins are Bomb Range Up one star, so people aren't going to wear them naturally.
>>123547553
I seem to be one of the few people in my games at least that absolutely loves the Mawcassins
>>123547470
Supposedly it has a slower fire rate and harsher movement penalty when firing
>>123547417
>>123547553
Forgot to quote.
>>123547768
Why not? I don't get it.
>tfw inking the most turf with a Rapid Blaster
>A RAPID BLASTER!
I guess the rest of my team was playing Splat Zones.
OH I KNOW! LET'S ALL JUMP TO THE TOWER LIKE RETARDS WHEN WE DON'T HAVE CONTROL OF MID BECAUSE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, RIGHT GUYS??
I want to strangle these idiots. Any squads?
>>123546262
I will make it my life's mission to get this very shirt.
>>123548234
Do the Stealth Jump/Quick Respawn/Quick Super Jump Carousel. And just PUUUUSSSSHH
>>123548435
i faced a squad where everyone had that set up. there was always one of those bastards on the tower no matter what we tried to do and it was the most infuriating bullshit
>>123548223
Rapid Blaster is great for covering ground, especially the deco.
>>123548625
This is why we use mines and sucky bombs
>>123546262
>Purple Sea Slug Run Speed Up Quads
Just take ALL of my Want.
>>123548642
i love the deco. people really underestimate it because of its ttk, i think.
>>123548716
I've actually killed tons of enemies with the thing,mostly when they're looking the other way and standing completely still
>>123548642
The Deco with the Suctions yeah, but the default one with the Ink Mines and Bubbler, not so much.
>>123548234
i'm a little skittish of squadding right now because i'm sub-S scum and my points are on the lower end of the spectrum. but it's tempting...
I wanna kill Callie SO FUCKING HARD
>>123545057
what the actual fuck is this shit and where is my zink mini splatling
Marie???
Callie!!!
Is map control really that hard of a concept to understand?
>>123549282
> Actually wanting the Zink
It's like you WANT to doom us all.
Any TW squads out there?
>>123549579
yes, i want everyone to wield fucking chainguns instead of some lame starting weapon, tentakeks rollers or chargers
They should honestly remove the Luna Blaster from the game.
>>123549924
They should make its range further and wider and harder and better and faster and stronger
>enemy suction bomb lands on the tower
>i jump off or move onto the side
>i die when it explodes
>i throw a suction bomb onto the tower
>enemy scoped eliter is literally standing next to it, aiming
>my suction bomb explodes
>they're still on the tower, unscathed
I am 75% sure this guy comes here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRDjYb6zs8
>>123550237
Enjoy the magical world of jap armor
>>123550306
i considered specifying that it was a jap, but then figured that would be redundant
i probably don't need to mention what their gear set looked like either
or how they seem to teleport through our ink using burst bomb levitation techniquesyea i mad
>>123550237
wwwwwwww get good white piggu
Next Splatfest will be Country vs City.
>>123550605
forgot about pleasure of being cummed inside
>>123550306
Local servers biatches
>>123550770
never ever
>>123550791
Ever ever, if you live in Japan biatches
>>123550828
japan needs 10 more bombs
>>123550913
10 more Splat bombs for them to put in your butt lol
>>123550974
remove jap enablers
>>123551024
You can try
But they have local servers and infinite lag negation and skill so you can't
>>123551101
jap enabler's don't, they're just fat smelly pathetic weeaboo neckbeard pedophiles living in their mom's basement
How do I play this game?
Level 1 already matched with level 50 Japs who eat my ass for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert.
Should I just focus on looking fresh?
>>123551374
shoot floor and enemy squids
don't get hit
giut gud
>>123551265
And they kick your squiddy ass
>>123551374
Looking fresh is all that matters.
Ignore tryhard clownshoes perfect stat weebs.
And get used to elevens.
>>123551374
If you haven't finished the hero mode yet, do; it's arbitrary but really gets you to grips with aiming and mobility.
Just paint ground and run from enemies; kills get you nothing in early game. Then once you've leveled up buy the Splash-O-Matic and you'll be set.
>>123551558
>advising shit weapons when splat roller and tentatek exist
>>123551374
Just keep playing and you'll git gud eventually. That's the whole secret.
>>123551653
>Implying those weapons do shit until you're in Ranked
Nothing rips through to level 20 like Suction Bomb Rush. After that then go invest in meta trash.
>>123551714
>thinking tentakek and splat roller are bad for turf
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>123505908
Holy squid, so many free kills but it's like your hitting them with a pool noodle.
>>123505908
I know this is just a meme post, but I squidbagged because I saw him desperately swing that roller at me with no ink.
>>123506925
Dynamo is really bad for that map because there are so many walls. I actually ended up using the regular krak-on.
>>123551747
In the hands of a novice, yeah.
>>123551824
like how? Tentakek is the easiest weapon in the entire game and rollers are pretty much perfect for turf and shitting on anything that got close
>>123551824
>tentakek
>hard to use
>>123551870
When you're a brand new squib making a start, you either go Aerospray or Splash. While the Splattershots are way stronger, coating ground hard and fast is the quickest way out of Turf War. And I would never recommend a Roller to a squib. It leads to bad habits in future.
>>123551978
>aeromeme
even worse habits in the future
>>123551978
What is the worst weapon in the game?
Marie is gonna get Octopus aids
>>123552267
Technically the Bamboozler, but only because it has the highest learning curve
Once you master it it's one of the most brutal
>>123552332
Thanks
Gonna use it when I can
>>123551374
Finish the campaign. It will teach you how to play.
For babby's first multiplayer matches go like this:
1. Stay back and focus on painting ground until your bubbler is charged.
2. Find an enemy, activate bubbler, run at him and shoot him dead.
3. Repeat.
Try to always face the enemy side of the map. Start using splat bombs once you're comfortable with the basic piloting of your squid.
>>123552267
custom splattershot junior
>>123552365
Eh
Start with the Squiffer. It's basically a stronger Bamboozler. It's the closest thing the game has to a 'quick-scoper'.
>>123552401
This, though I have no idea why I see so many of them.
>>123516430
They're ok, although I have weird luck and have been losing more when in squads.
And the knowledge that the opposing squads could be using voice chat clients sorta repels me from it.
>>123552378
Ah, one more noob tip: keep left trigger (squid) always pressed and don't think about it, and press the right trigger (shoot) as necessary. That way you will either swim or shoot, and you have one less dimension of control to worry about.
>>123552443Why isn't there /ink/ skype or something
>>123552491
I should try that.
Just remember to let go when walking over grating, or you'll kill yourself.
>>123552267
The inkbrush. It's completely useless.
>>123552504
We have collectively decided that it's forbidden to combat circlejerking. And you know it too, because you spoilered your question.
>>123552572
At that stage, just avoid grates.
>>123552504
Discord is better
>>123552638
Oops, forgot to put comma after "forbidden".
>>123552638
>inkbrush
>useless
>>123552638
Then let's ring each other over the telephone
>>123552934
Tell me more.
>>123552638
To be quite honest I'd be more worried about the clashing of personalities and arguments/drama rather than circlejerking, also I know a mumble we could probably go to.
>>123552638
Why are grates even in the game
>can't paint them
>can't squid on them
>open as fuck, standing on one is like drawing a bullseye on you
only good for hiding from krakens and going to the center of kelp dome fast
Picture of an old man with no clothes on
>>123553108
Did you expect every area in the game to be super accessible? They're called obstacles. Being able to sieve through grates is a leading part of the games design.
Also I love being able to cut people off by swimming up through the grates on Kelp Dome.
>>123552638
Inkbrush Nouveau or standard Rapid Blaster.
The standard Inkbrush has a place in Turf War, at least, but I'm convinced that the Nouveau is a joke weapon.
Rapid Blaster is a failed concept; it doesn't have enough range to perform its intended role properly, and the kit sucks. Both Rapid Blaster Pros are good though.
>>123506950
Octobrush with splat bombs/inkzooka
>>123553341
I find the Pro to be worse honestly. If you want that kind of range with that kind of fire rate and that kind of damage, you're probably better off using a charger.
>>123553571
Why would you ever brushie when you can rolly-poly?
>>123553698
I want to push a needle through the back of a woomies knees
>>123553698
How is that squid manipulating buttons?
>>123553816
>Playing Smash Bros
Deserves it.
BUM NOTICE ME
>>123553705
I never got the hang of rollers. They're undoubtedly superior at getting fast kills, but I like the feel of the octobrush better. I like the way it spreads ink and it's superior run speed can get you out of certain ugly situations where other short range weapons die. Also a missed flick with a roller will cost you your life where as with the octobrush, if you're close enough, there's pretty much no escape for the enemy (unless they have bubbler or kraken). So rollers are indeed probably better weapons overall but I still prefer the octobrush ten times more.
>>123553598
If you find it worse, that's on you, not the weapon.
The Rapid Blaster's range is too short. It has to get close enough that opponents can approach you quickly. The Pro has longer range, and can stay back at a safe distance.
Pro Deco will be even better with Disruptors.
>>123551783
So this is what it looks like when you're playing in Japan.
Good to know.
>>123555230
Same.
Octo can rain down a blanket of ink from above, splat people really far off to the side, and can trade with two people if they're close together.
There are definite advantages. Kinda silly to say that the Krak-on is plain better.
Museum stage is garbage, don't have a ton of faith in the next one either, looks kind of tacky/out of place, shifting platforms probably isn't going to be as cool as their making it out to be. Is december it for splatoon? don't like that they said "til at least january". I like to think that when splatoon 2 comes out that before there will be some end of online send off stuff going on, then when online is over they patch out callie & marie from being in the window and show the studio as closed along with the rest of the stores being closed. Making the lobby look different as a ghost town with just campaign left.
>>123555319
I find the Rapid Blaster is the perfect weapon for training before going onto the Squifboozler. It gives you decent range and fire rate while compensating for lack of accuracy by having blast damage.
Perfect for spray and pray shooters who want to make the move into charger training.
>>123555628
I'm curious how Nintendo will end of life this game.
The Final Splatfest: Callie Vs Marie
>tfw your team efficiently gains control of mid at the beginning of the match
>but everybody's too busy pushing the enemy back to remember that the tower is there and is a thing that we need to get on to do the winning
>tfw even you forgot
>work Black "Friday"
>not a single Wii U Smash/Splatoon bundle sold in store
I was surprised, disappointed, and also a bit upset.
>>123555761
I wonder if the splatoon amiibo will do anything in the next game
>>123553108
Uninkable surfaces/ledges blocking travel upwards annoy me to no end
That fucking totem pole on Trigger is just asking to be climbed but no
>>123556034
It's already the perfect desktop motivation
Seeing a bunch of below level 10 today
>>123555628
Capt'n Cuttlefish staring out te grate sad that he has no young'uns to creep on.
Spyke takes the fortune he made off of all the inklings and buys an island, mansion and ferry. He then charges Super Sea Snails for Inklings to ride the ferry which they have to do because Inklings can't swim and have no other way to get to him for their re-roll heroin.
>>123556247
I want to make new account and bully
>>123556149
It can be climbed though not easy. Unless they patched it out. It would be a perfect E-Liter 3K Scope camping ground.
>>123556149
and the light poles on uu and flounder heights. the tops of them appear to be inkable. lemme up there!
>>123556343
Let's make welcoming Miiverse posts instead. Like, "welcome, squibs", etc.
>>123556343
Just lose a few turf wars and Matchmaking will think you're no longer good at the game and put you in matches along with them. Then you can finally pretend to be good with a charger.
>>123556453
Mate I can never be good at charger, even against squibs
>>123556382
>tfw wasn't here for Flounder Heights release
>tfw every time I go online Flounder Heights is never in the rotation.
>>123556379
How do you climb it?
>>123556453
>tfw the woomy Amiibo challenges convinced me that I was good with a charger
>try out the hero replica in turf war
>lose miserably
>>123556490
>tfw people are laser hiding killing me with chargers.
>tfw I can't even hit a straight moving target.
>>123556529
maybe you could get a pal who's willing to bear with you as you goof off in a private battle. set it to a ranked mode so you have 5 minutes to fuck around instead of 3
>>123556574
Chargers are difficult but responsible, just like the cunt that uses them.
nobody can leave, slash. this place is a prison. i can't believe they got to you already..
>>123556574
>try bamboozler and eliter
>lmao don't even bother
>try splat charger instead
>shit somehow keeps dying
>>123556761
Of course we can leave. Have you never got on the train?
>>123556490
>>123556574
Charger noob protip: set your camera sensitivity to -5, and gradually increase it as your aim improves.
I'm at -4 currently and can maintain B- to B+ rank with a squiffer or splatterscope.
>>123556828
nobody will give me a boost so i can get to it. super rude tbqh
>>123556343
please no bully
>>123556702
Rollers are user friendly yet overpowered, just like the cunt that uses them.
>>123556906
Squids are exclusively for bullying.
>>123556572
This one uses a rainmaker shield but I get the feeling a bubbler could work as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CntlKideRAE
Splatoon perfectly captures what summer is in your head but never reality, weird playing this going into winter
>>123556950
Okay those kids look way too young. They should still be squibs.
>>123557059
Would be funny if the spats changed into leggings for the Winter.
>>123557101
They also look kind of hairy...
>>123557123
Do not put these thoughts in my head
>>123557049
Oh. That's not really what I meant.
That piece of shit is there just to be an "obstacle" preventing you from going tot he right side before the 1 minute marker in turf war without going all the way around. I can think of loads of maps where this crap being removed would make maps a lot more fun to play. Port being one of them.
>>123557123
>Anything vaguely resembling snow
>>123557123
>Pants store in Splatoon 2
I want my squid in jeans.
>>123557419
I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.
>>123557419
There are only so many types of pants, so they'd have to resort to dresses. And then chaos ensues.
>>123557419
Solomon Grundy wants pants too
>>123557580
>implying they wouldn't just play it safe with lots of different colors and styles of pants
>>123557419
Yeah, I need more ability slots
>>123557419
As nice as that would be, I'm not complaining now.
>A+96
i-it's a little hard to breathe. i'm so nervous for this next match. and i've had too much coffee.
>>123557685
>torn pantyhose
>>123557734
>-12
>-12
>-12
>>123557787
>Stay fresh! Splatoon! Rated T for Teen!
>>123557734
>connection is unstable
>connection lost
>connection lost
>you have disconnected from the match >you do not currently have an Internet connection
>>123557918
Imagine...
>>123557787
>>123557927
lol it put me in a lobby with B+/A-/A players. we had the zone until 29. that's when i got splatted and everything went to shit. knockout loss shit. -14 points, nbd... i'm only trying not to cry out of frustration a little bit...
>>123558123
Buck up champ
>>123558123
>that's when i got splatted and everything went to shit.
shit like that drives me up the fucking wall. HOW THE BLOODY FUCK CANNOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HOLD THE GODDAMN ZONE WHEN THERE ARE 3 OF YOU SHITHEADS OUT THERE, JUST SHOOT NIGGERS FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS UNTIL I COME BACK IS IT THAT HARD SO YOU GET INSTA WIPED BY NOT EVEN SPECIALS?
yes i'm that mad
>>123558492
Consume a carton of cocks you drip dried master clock
>>123558492
>When somebody gets lucky with a Suction Bomb
...i'm fucking vibrating. holy shit. i actually did it.
>>123559101
>port zones
why torture yourself
>>123558492
Luna Blaster has this jump point covered so I'll hop back on the tower. There's no way he'd fuck this up right
>>123559101
Congratsbutt. Enjoy some squads now.
>>123559154
Should have known the moment you saw him jumping and shooting for no reason that it was a bad decision
>>123559101
All downhill from here. You're playing with the big girls now.
At least you derank slower.
>>123559154
>ever believing luna blasters
you deserved this
>>123559149
i've been so close to S for so long dude. i had to keep going.
>>123559307
It's a one hit kill weapon with a marker that is counting down the moment the inkling will drop.
I just... HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP? As a Blaster you should never fuck up a jump marker kill.
>>123559406
Luna blasters man, who else would use those
You're kinda to blame too, should have put a preventive suction bomb
>>123559239
;^)
i will later. i've had enough ranked for now.
>>123559281
ahaha i'm not touching solo ranked. not unless i have to. ever since i got a working LAN adapter i've had maybe 5 disconnects total since early october. if i ever rank down from that, i would hope i'd still be gud enough to quickly climb back up...
>>123559406
Your teammate did truly fuck that one up, but always drop a bomb instead and then move to safety, rather than camping the marker.
>>123559512
I thought that nigga had it. Like I was so in a "oh this guy got this there's no need for me to bother"
Trust can be a good/bad thing.
>>123559101
Ya did good.
>>123559605
>bum
figures
>>123559881
thanks, anon.
>Marie's tentacles are short because Callie ate them
>Marie seemingly inexplicably hates Callie
DEEPEST SHORE
>>123560356
Squids?
>>123533803
Last year I had a conversation with a pro sculptor who has experience with the stuff I use, he recommended I plan it out like you said. He also said that since I like to put detail into stuff right at the start that I make one part just the way I want and bake it so it doesn't lose any detail, then start on the next part and so on. Might try that next time I make something complex.
>>123560706
Why the fuck is that war criminal handling Squid babies
>>123530356
Please tell me you will sell it
>>123560706
>>123561093
I want to be that squid baby
>>123560356
They're not short they're average and styled up. Callie just happens to have unreasonably long ones
>>123561196
You make it sound like Marie would want it that way.
>>123561116
It would never survive shipping, probably won't even survive going in the oven.
>>123561584
I will slap the rudeness out of that Woomies mouth.
>>123561316
Updos huh? Learn something new every day
>>123561316
>that hairstyle on Callie
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>123562184
Dunno where Marie got all this tentacle
those goggles...
If you have UK NNID can you use it to play in Sweden? Or do I need to make a new account?
>>123562709
You can play in Europe and Oceania as far as I'm aware
>>123545673
I dunno why I decided to make these ugly shoes my run speed shoes
>>123563470
Boo! Unfresh!
>>123563470
they go nicely with the splash mob sweater with swim speed as the primary ability. i have that with 4 swim speeds, if you want to order it and be VERY fast.
>>123563470
How the fuck are you supposed to run fast in clogs?
>>123563602
>be fast
Got that covered already.
>>123563680
What's the benefit of reaching the enemies spawn before your team mates have left their pad? I always find myself waiting for my team and that's only with 1 main
>trying to hide on the wall
>>123563843
I mostly use that for Rainmaker so I dunno.
I had a dream where I was an inkling, playing TW matches with other /ink/ inklings. For some reason matches were 8 vs 8, and we were in Museum. But we were all just messing around and having a great time, squidbagging and laughing about dumb shit and everything. There were some tryhards on the other team at first but eventually we managed to tell them to come hang out with us on our side of the map (there was a "safe zone" near the spawn which the enemy team couldn't ink, no idea why that was there). But the other team slowly managed to get to our safe zone and we were all just hanging out and chatting and stuff. It was a load of fun.
I wanna go back ;_;
>>123563680
whoa there, slow down! i'm just offering to help you make those unfresh clogs slightly fresher.
>>123563856
>With a Roller
Too easy
>>123563856
i didn't know what to do ok ;_;
it's not like i could've went back down to the mid area or anything!
>>123563986
I had one like that once, except it was just /ink/ messing around in the lobby, shooting at signs and buildings and each other and doing lots of shopping.
One of the nicest dreams I've had, and of course it leaves me with agonizing longing when it ends.
Man I'd love to love in that carefree world.
>>123562709
Why did you move to kekland
>>123563986
You must now keep a dream journal at your bedside and record it all and retell it to us.
Protip: when you wake up, don't move, try to recall the dream first.
>>123563986
>>123564256
>>123563470
I used to think that Tim and Scarth were autistic when it came to their roills, but HOLY SHIT you take the prize.
>Woah! Seriously? Totally awesome! The rumors say that's the top 1%! I heard that's like, above the rest of the world! So Squelcher-san is basically a god, isn't he?
>Yeah, Squelcher-san...!
>Fufufu... That's who you think I am?
>The one above everyone else is right here! Right now, you haven't even ascended yet, shitglasses!
>I could easily get to the S ranks if I felt like it!
>Fuhahaha! Green team! Finally, there you are!
Bum u here?
>>123564418
I just don't want Spyke to win.
>>123564452
This is the only bum you need
>>123564256
Aww man, that sounds like so much fun.
;_;
>>123564452
From now on you should just assume that I am. I read every post I missed when I get here, so if you've got something to say I'll see it.
>>123564280
I didn't move I just assumed UK would get better special offers. I just got splatoon and I get play online though. Made a new id and that didn't work either.
Anyone knows the specific ports to open? My shitty router won't let me open the stupid amount suggested by nintendo support page.
>>123564347
>Night 1
>Met with /ink/
>Hot lesbian action ensued
>Night 2
>Met with /ink/
>Hot lesbian action ensued
>Night 3
>Met with /ink/
>Lynched Spyke
>Followed by hot lesbian action
>Night 4
>Met with /ink/
>Met with Squid Sisters
>Copious amounts of lesbian action ensued
>Night 5
>Met with /ink/
>Met with Octolings
>Hot lesbian action ensued, except one guy kept rambling about some 'intercrural' thing
>Night 6
>
>run speed set with silver aerospray
i'm having too much fun with this stupid thing
>>123565273
try with nzap for even more speed, lad
>>123565093
I spent four days trying to connect to games when I first got it, but I got the same error message over and over.
I ended up calling Nintech support and found they actually set up specific ports for your region or something, so they made some up and it was working within 20 minutes.
>>123565468
oh, i have
i'm just fucking around with different weapons while i go fast
>>123565561
You should give the Splash a go, It's basically a Splattershot Jr except way more accurate and with a brutal Special. I haven't tried it with running speed yet.
>>123564753
Will you host a private lobby today?
>>123565260
>getting bullied about my fetish
>>123565260
>Night 17
>Beginning to starve to death, having forced myself to sleep non-stop for the last week
>>123565689
If I have time, I've got a lot of stuff to do today. Might be on in 5 or so hours.
>>123565745
It's okay intercruralbro, you're weird and we like you for it.
>>123565671
the splash, you say? well, that'll have to be my next go fast experiment.
>>123565260
>You will never have an immense squid orgy with /ink/
>beacon next to the spawn
Squibs
>I've finally made it! I've managed to struggle my way to the glory of S-! The S ranks! I sure hope you're ready!
>Yay big sisteeeeeeee
>Big sister is cool
>Aren't your voices already trembling?
>Well, do you guys wanna see my OFFICIAL S-RANK GOLD CARD or not?
>>123564347
If I had the time I could probably draw the whole dream up. For some reason I remember my dreams a little too well.
>>123566864
DO IT
I wonder how many new squibs we got in here?
>>123566752
Boo
Predictable
>>123566864
If you don't I'll just make some shit up and write anyway.
I've been meaning to write some Splatoon stories, but the potential for rampant autism deters me.
>>123566752
That is fucking impressive. Considering S- doesn't exist.
>>123567262
I'd love to read your Splatoon stories once you write them up and finish them anon.
>3 bomb range up mains
it pretty much gives you jet squelcher range for your bombs
>>123567006
Guess I'll start working on it at some point soon then. >>123564256 is a cute dream too, maybe I'll draw that up as well.
>>123567262
Good luck with writing your stories man.
>>123565519
Called uk support just to find swe support number. Got it and ended the call with "cya".
>>123567262
Write away, anon!
>>123568156
>3 bomb range up mains
>9 damage up subs
Fucking burst bomb Armageddon.
>>123565519
uk offers and prices are bad dont bother
>>123567817
>>123568186
>>123568449
Thanks chaps, I'll give it a go sometime.
Before I go, gimme some ideas for cute names for cute squids.
>too much coffee
>swim speed super fast
>inkbrush
what a combo
Reminder that if you use a Dynamo then you're a piece of shit and should feel bad about yourself.
I WANNA FUCK AN OCTOLING
>Oh, you mean like this?
>!?!?
>Platinum...
>Ah, that's the platinum card of the highest rank, only given to the strongest of squids...!
>There have to be ghosts at work here...
>There's no way a nerd could...
>Gallon-san, you knew, didn't you, you son of a... Why didn't you tell me
>Because you insisted on talking to them...
>>123567486
Well the author gave a disclaimer to take any inaccuracies to Splatoon in stride
>>123569345
you cant have sex with these guys
>>123569345
>>123569345
>I wanna fuck an ISIS
Doesn't sound very good does it?
>>123568983
I think Milly is a pretty cute name. Scarlet is nice too.
>>123568983
Cepha
Baka brush
>>123568983
Ariel
>almost successfully bitch slapping a bubbler away from me with the inkbrush
>getting splatted by some random during my spinning taunt at the very end of the match
whooo i am jittery and those two things had me laughing hard
ggs to all i played turf with!
>>123569739
:^) i was having too much fun
Is 220p Inkzooka justified?
I wish they would give holiday exclusive clothes, I wouldn't even mind if they took it back afterwards.
>>123570296
Game music
I want to hear the Squid Sisters version of Jingle Bells while battling
I play Splatoon because I like lolibutt
>>123569904
Yes, it's ridiculous how fast it can wipe a team when used well.
Stack SC+/SSaver if you want to charge it faster.
>>123570610
They're not loli's genius. Loli's don't have hips like houses.
>>123563986
>>123571025
sfm fucks splatoon models/anything not tf2 related up so badly
why?
>>123570610
I play Splatoon because I like pretending to be lolibutt.
>>123571063
Why would you take a one way trip by killing yourself when you can just visit every night instead?
>>123571182
All models look static and fucked before you pose them.
>>123571367
I mean the shading and texture filtering
>>123571561
Yeah that ones pretty shitty; I think it tones them down for the posing stage.
anyone squadding?
>>123571889
I'll squad if you look me in the eye tonight.
>>123571838
I should try making some Inkling posters. If only there were some Splatoon maps, they look ridiculous on tf2 ones.
>>123571889
I'd join.
>>123571889
I'm in
>>123571838
man that hat looks great on both solly and spaghetti
also where are the new players?
>tfw just got a rank
woo, that was pretty easy
how's the ride to a+, lads? is it a rough turnover like a+ -> s supposedly is?
>>123572379
take your time anon you will get it, S rank is full of jap tryhards and idiots who savescum their game
>>123571889
>never posted NNID
You some sort of faggot?
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>>123572659