Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

First for best ass

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>>123399086

>1 game away from rank 1
>no healer on my team
x dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I feel obligated to buy the Second Chance bundle
Do I do it? I don't even own Rehgar.

Anyone in US got Cho'Gall and wanna party up?

I have a teamspeak if need be. Can post my Battletag if you are too beta.

>>123399481
you should have picked one then :DDDD
you are the only constant :DDDDDDD

>>123399610
I was first pick and it's easier to carry shitters on sonya than it is on supports x ddddd

>tfw you make the mistake of queuing up at the same time some third game HL faggot got carried 3 wins in a row and he ends up in your game

>>123399717
It's weird that works for you because first picking sonya usually results in the rest of the team not picking a tank for me

>>123398709
Muradin

>>123400032
>tales from rank 30

>>123399496
No. Greedy kikes packaging it with crap stuff so they can charge more for it.

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It's that time again

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>>123400435
>tfw you will never penetrate her cold cooch and warm her from inside with your warm living load

>>123400571
>tfw you can't penetrate anything because blizzard will keep adding more clothes to her as SJWs bitch and whine about a game they never play

>>123400764
>tfw Blizzard has been a kek company that bows down to SJWs ever since they introduced Alleria in the WC2 xpac
I don't know why you keks expect better of them

god damn it's fucking thanksgiving break and all the shitters are online because they aren't in school this week

fuck
my
life

looks like i'm not gonna be playing any games this week until the faggots go back to school

>>123400232
You're the one below rank 1, shitter. What I'm describing happens on rank 1.

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Is stitches worth buying? Is he fun?

>>123402085
>is he fun
yeah, if you have a team that can follow up on hooks. If you don't, you get the talent that hooks allies and help/fuck with them.

>worth buying
he's pretty cheap I think

>>123402085
Do you enjoy fishing?
Do you enjoy farting?

>>123401687
>thanksgiving break
>lasting the whole week

Back when I was in school it was just thursday through the weekend.

>get into hl game
>play like shit
>instantly start blaming my team

Fucking assholes ruined the positive vibes and made me play bad.

>>123399261
Really, though, is there much one can do about it?

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zagara probably one of the easiest heroes to not die as...if you position like a coward. their uther died 8 times somehow

enemy talent choices are HAWHAWHAW

also is it me or does Valla have a really pisspoor scaling compared to everyone else? Like, her damage is fine but she feels like anytime anything hits you at all you die, regardless of what it is

What's the penalty for leaving games multiple times other than leaver queue

why is sonya so sweaty???

>>123404947
You get put on a shit list

>>123404947
If it's qm nothing really, just more and more leaver queue games. If it's HL you lose like 300 points per leave.

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WEW BLIZZARD WEW

>>123401959
>rank 1 meaning anything other than # of games grinded
post hotslogs or fuck off trasher

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>nova takes triple tap

I always take stoneskin against either stealthy, you never know when it'll fuck up their calculation and leave them unable to finish the job, or worse, die

>>123405515
>implying you didn't get matched up with a 4 man group

>>123406105
>>>rank 1 meaning anything other than # of games grinded
>can take less than 10 games to reach rank 1

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>play Leoric
>every quickmeme game has a Cho'Gall against me

>guy goes AFK during an objective
>lose because of it
>calls everyone noobs at the end
ebin

To Demonic Tyrael guy from the end of last thread:

It's pretty goddamn neato, it used to be horrible, but it's awesome now. However, decide if you yourself like it and think it would be worth it. Don't let others sway you.

>>123406209
>this somehow makes rank 1 worth more
>has yet to post hotslogs
ok kid

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>tfw Kyle from Blackthorne most likely very low on the priority list for characters in HOTS.
You let the Vikings in very early Blizzard, where is Kyle?

>>123406650
the Lost Vikings are WoW characters ;^)

>playing against a sgt hammer as chen
>my team consists of thrall, jaina, gazlowe and nazeebo
>none of them ever target the hammer even though we have enough burst/initiation power to kill her 3 times over
>none of them ever harass her even though we could constantly force her out of siege
I don't know what's up with these games. I suggest a strategy and all I get back is snarky "yeah uhuh sure you don't do so well either bud" even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.

>>123406585
>>123406105
I think you're missing that the anon who called me a rank 30 shitter is rank 2

rank 2
in hots

he's not even rank 1 and calls other people shitters. It's not about what my skill level at rank 1 is, it's about how his skill level is too low to even be at rank 1.

Stop being such a butthurt shitter, it's probably you

>unranked sheriff star faggot
>i was rank 1 last season

why do these faggots even try?

>>123406994
>I don't know what's up with these games. I suggest a strategy and all I get back is snarky "yeah uhuh sure you don't do so well either bud" even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.
Yeah thats why i generally skip that shit and just start trash talking

>>123407145
>last season
wait there was such a thing?

>>123407131
Maybe because I don't have enough games played you fucking downie
You've yet to post your hotslogs
I got placed rank 6 and won twice to get rank 2 then lost once which led to my initial post
Again
rank 1 means literally fucking nothing
you could be 1800 mmr and play with one hand and be rank one

>>123406994
it's holiday break for the kids.
This shit feels like daycare, had to tell to of my teamates to stop insulting each others mothers.

It's gonna be unplayable until 1am by then you get the people who at least try

>>123407310
no, but i called out a shitter for getting ganked and feeding like 8 times at the beginning of the game and then i told him to stop dying

he responded "i was rank 1 last season"

>>123406994
>even though I didn't even speak in accusatory tone.
text comes across flat as it lacks the human element of conversation. It then is read by someone else in their mental state (sad angry, distressed etc) This means you have to type out paragraphs to convey the correct emotions.

for example:
>"nice fucking work man" (you - encouraging happy)
>"come on man i'm trying ;-;" (them - sad feeding)

or maybe you don't do so well either bud :^)

>>123407310
placement matches and rank reset happened like 6 months ago or something

Still looking for someone to party up. I need my two Cho'Gall wins.

>>123408043
why wouldn't you just ask in the /vg/ chat

>>123408098
Because the thread is more fun.

Thats just an excuse, gonna join chat and ask

>>123407769
I'm aware I don't literally use a tone in text, you dumb autist. I'm saying I formulated it in a way it was not accusatory in the slightest.

>>123408368
hey bro where did all this anger come from?

>>123408368
bro, you got stuff on your mind? you sound like you've got a lot of pent up anger, wanna talk about it?

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>tassadar accidentally takes wrong talents when solo support
>fall a couple levels behind because no proper healer
>tributes are 2/3 on each side
>we're 18 and they're 19, all of us are up
>they go their boss as soon as it comes back up
>crash them at boss, manage a full teamwipe and boss steal
>grab the newly spawned tribute
>smash through top fort, top keep and core in a spectacular curse-fuelled push
>get bonus points for it

Sometimes, everything is worth it.

and then I realised they had Tychus and a LiLi who kept making it piss easy for me to stun her out of her ult, and thats another factor in us winning

And yes, I felt the need to apologise to the Tass afterwards. When I'm wrong, I'll admit I'm wrong.

>>123408558
From people who keep claiming "it's impossible to measure intentions in text" because they're actually autistic and can't infer from context and formulation how something is meant

>>123408974
Holy shit you better be fucking rank 1 with all this blogging

>>123407310
>>123407473
>>123407858
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19874795/placement-and-ranking-system-update-8-27-2015

>>123409236
>CommanderInTheBronze
>rank 1

HAHAHAHAH good one m8. He's not even close.

>>123408974
But you're almost always wrong and you deny it

>>123409273
oh right right, totally forgot that happened

>>123409236

hes like rank 18 or something lmao

I don't know how someone can be so fucking bad despite playing so much

>>123407372
You don't have 20 games yet?

I was put in rank 1 after placement games.

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Memes aside, how is this game doing in general? Is it growing?

>>123409507
it's doing alright, 2 new heroes coming in, and a new map in the rotation which ... okay? iono, i think it's shit

>>123409507
It's doing fine. Not going anywhere any time soon. A blizz insider came in here not too long ago saying they were happy with the way the game is going population-wise.

How do you fucks actually have fun in QM?

>Absolutely no matchmaking. 1500+ game exp players being put with or against players with less than 100 games
>Composition matching is just as fucked. Get stupid shit like Nova, Abathur, Zeratul, Murky and Valla.

Can never go back to that shit after doing HL

>>123409563
>and a new map in the rotation which ... okay? iono, i think it's shit
better than Shrines desu

>>123409873
I play abathur and do the mines build to ruin the fun for the enemy team

>>123409507
It seems its growing. Blizz is ramping up the esports in 2016 so it must be growing somewhat.

>>123409563
The map really negates the whole win one fight at 20 and push to core aspect. Makes it feel very hard to actually comeback because you are at the mercy of altars spawning for the most part. I personally like the map though, but I think it does have issues.

>>123409978
>I play abathur to ruin the fun for my team

>>123409507
Every promotion or cross promotion thing they do bring a bunch of new players, like meme ogre
So it's doing OK

>>123410090
If i gave a shit about my team i'd play ranked

>>123409507
it is growing, slowly but steadily.
quality of life changes have dramatically improved playability, resulting in more people giving it a shot.

>>123409873
I play Chen and revel in the uncoordination.

>>123409901
agreed, at least the fucking map doesn't try to kill you

BoE - Immortals attack each other and have a retardedly obvious telegraph

BHB - the only way the cannons hit you is if you get inside the radius next to a building

Temple - laser shrines only attack buildings, and the mobs are easy to deal with

Spiders - only attack buildings and they're weak to begin with

Dragon - whatever

Cursed Hollow - your buildings stop atacking, but that's about it

Shrines - FUCK YOU I'MMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU DOWN TO 1/5th HP WITH NO CHANCE OF COUNTERPLAY, HAHA TRY TO MAKE A COMEBACK FUCKER

>>123409497
placements top you out at 5

Blackthorne when?

>>123410384
You forgot the new map

>>123409873
sometimes people with 1500+ games played belong with people with less than 100

Having many games played doesnt mean you are any good.

>>123410384
>Shrines - FUCK YOU I'MMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU DOWN TO 1/5th HP WITH NO CHANCE OF COUNTERPLAY, HAHA TRY TO MAKE A COMEBACK FUCKER
and don't forget
pre-objective nerf
>the team with better AoE wins in a 10 minute stomp
post-nerf
>the team with better AoE wins in a protracted Garden of Terror-style 25 minute slug fest
and somehow that's better

>>123410616

No doubt but those brown horse Raynor fucks are in a league of their own.

>>123410384
>having a problem with punishers

They're much easier to deal with once you realize their jump has a cooldown and they jump on the closest thing they see when it's up. Just bait the punisher into jumping behind your gate and your team can kill it ezpz.

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>>123410473
soon

How the fuck do I play Cho'gall in QM? Last game three fuckers on the enemy team had giant killer. Three!

>>123409873
>no matchmaking
Keep telling yourself that, if you get put with shitter and noobs it's your mmr that causes it. There is an MMR system in place. I know because a friend of mine who rather sucks only ever sees ranks 30-40 in the load screen, and very often low level people. Meanwhile my load screen is full of rank 1s.

But yeah, it definitely needs a a mode where you can see picks and counterpick.

>Abathur on my team again.

When will this meme end?

>>123411215
You stand back and let gall poke shit and throw out that OP as fuck shadowbolt ult. Get upheaval to combo into it, and molten block if they try to chase you down.
Sounds boring, it is boring. In games where you can't tank a reasonable amount of time that's just how you have to play, though.

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>playing Uther in QM
>7 win streak

>>123411857
I have my most deaths with uther, but also my most wins and most kills

and he's not even my most played hero, he's like fifth

>>123411215
same way you play anyone in QM.
Hope you don't queue into your direct counters while having a team of retards

>>123408974

epic tale from the land of bronze, lad

>>123411649
>Falstad, Rexxar, Uther, Malf, Aba..
>Aba leaves in the first two minutes never comes back.

I love this match making. Everyone who plays Aba should be gathered together and killed. Especially in quick match.

>>123412459
What's the abathur AI like?

>>123411761
>>123412169
Gotcha. Oh well. A bit frustrating.

>>123413201
it's pretty awful.
like, I've seen Aba AI's that just sit in the entrance of a lane and DIE when minions come to attack it

Has anyone else noticed that Jaina has a wet cameltoe going on in her ready screen? Just wondering if this was an old meme or if I discovered it like the Shivarra vagina in WoW.

>>123405515
Absolutely nothing weird about that match. You haven't played nearly enough games, and your MMR is clearly on the level with most of these people. (Sub 2000 according to hotslogs)

Most of the people who post these pictures just don't know how mmr works.

>>123413559
I think he was objecting more to the 4 warriors team comp than the skill of the players.

Man, Sylvanas really suffered from the scaling changes. I play her a lot and I know she has piss poor AA damage but this patch shits on it even more. I cant even damage a fucking falstaad outside of her q and envenom

Reminder that you shouldn't get mad at TrapGod if he disconnects because his roommate is a retarded sack of shit who can't take batteries out of a smoke detector

>>123413738
But that's also clearly because it's a party of four or three.

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>Two Uthers in a row.
>Neither took cleanse against Murky.
>Neither took Divine Shield.
>One had a Master Skin.

>>123414152
>wahh I want the uther to be my bitch
good uthers are nobodies bitch, they get holy shock and zap the shit out of everyone like they're supposed to

>>123414484
nice try Rehgar

>>123414968
I bet you get butthurt when rehgars get bloodlust in pubs, too

>>123413761
get guud

>>123415148
I don't because I expect nothing of Rehgar players, that way I'm never disappointed

>>123413761
>hero that can stun forts
>hero that has high autoattack damage
pick one

Where the FUCK is Maiev???

>>123416120
>4+ hours late on the meme post

might as well retire now, anon, you've lost your touch

>>123415148
It's expected for someone playing Rehgar to pick a the shitty choice.

>>123413559
>>123414025
yes it turned out to be a party of 4 warriors, never happened to me before and they all sucked so we lost.

also fuck your MMR gimmick, I'm not even on hotslogs

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What the FUCK is Li Li doing???

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>>123416120
Maybe next year.

>>123416370
youre on hotdogs whether you upload or not

>>123416385
probably something fun and cute

Johanna is bae

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>He thinks Kerrigan isn't good

>>123416370
If you're not on hotslogs, how do I know you play on EU, and your Kharazim and Nazeebo are level 9, your highest levels?

>>123416385
Dropping on hotslog pretty fast.

>>123416558
is q range and reset the usual kerri talent choices?

How good/bad is an MMR of 3000? I have nothing to compare that to

>>123416818
Q resets after a kill every time, q talents I take are
>Siphoning Impact: Heals for 10% of max hp
>Clean Kill: Free ravage if it kills, increases next ravage damage by 20%
>Eviscerate: More range
The amount of kill confirms Ravage gives is insane

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>>123416558
>tfw flash leaning kerigan while playing abthur

it's like painting a picture with sudden irregular spikes of pure violence

>>123417146
It's the baseline for not being retarded

>>123416632
>tfw Li Li is down to 52% wins
>60% is gone for good ;_;

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>>123416512
>>123416559
spooky but it's outdated af, I have 406 games played but hots says 89

Here is my MMR btw

>>123417634
It also says you have no friends to play with.

>>123417146
most here are under, but won't admit it

I think top 200 starts as low as 3800 range

>>123417659
Just like you.

>>123417796
False. 33% of my games are played with friends.

Unlike yours: Literally 0.

>>123398927
This image makes me giggle for some reason

>>123417864
Ok, but you still suck.

I have played a few matches with ''friends'' I met in the game, not hero league tho.

>>123418034
Update your hotslogs.

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>Please wait while we attempt to reconnect you to the game
>You have been dropped.
Should I just kill myself?

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>123418073
Just for you I'm uploading right now, bit curious myself as well

I thought they had to access my account or something, but it's easier than I thought
Only 300 more to go

Chogall is such a huge fucking disadvantage when you have one on your team and the enemy doesn't.

>>123418635
only because you have to rely on 2 people not being retarded as opposed to just one

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>be me
>playing based chogall
>abbey on our team
>abbey hat on us, cho builds tanky
>literally just 1v3 their team who thinks us in a lane will by ourselves will be an easy kill
>lel all the way to the bank as shitters get so mad they keep focusing us all game and dying.
>mfw

>>123418979
It's more than that. It's that in maps with multiple objectives they can only do 1 as opposed to 2.

>>123418635
played with these 3 fucking morons 3 games in a row last night, they were premade Cho'gall and Abathur. they are all pure garbage but the guy playing Cho especially was by far one of the worst players I have seen, so his 2 shitter friends that relied on him were even more fucked

>>123418580
if you hadn't uploaded your replays before, it's gonna take a day or so before all the MMR calculations are done, since hotdogs now has to go through all your past games and work through those first

they actually ask that you upload at least 1 replay every 3 days to keep the MMR calculations up to date

>>123419582
Took 2 weeks for me, but then again I've actually played this game before.

But yes, it'll take a while.

>>123419393
And a number of heroes have built in hard counters

When will the chogall shit stop
Fucker has 24% winrate and people actually think he is good
>>123419167

>>123419628
damn, it only took like 6 hours for me, must have uploaded a ton for it to take 2 weeks

>>123416558
I love playing Kerrigan, but playing her in QM is 80% you won't have another melee, and there's a general 90% chance your team will not follow up on your combos.

>>123409497

No you werent

>>123419809
Maybe around 3000 replays, yeah. It didn't even take most of them into account when calculating mmr, as they were too old.

>>123419582
>>123419628
Alright, thanks for the heads up

I can't wait to become a MMR junkie

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Solo queueing support really isn't as bad as some people say it is.

Why the fuck does Void Prison even exist? Imbalanced as fuck.

>>123420538
Support is the one role that can actually carry and help cover other's mistakes.

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whoa..
so this..
is the power..
of hots..

>>123418635
They fixed this by making Tower of Doom. A map tailored made for Cho'Gall.

>Does insane damage to towers and forts from a safe distance.
>Really small lanes and lots of hiding places meaning you can get from top to bottom pretty quick.
>Having 4 people is less of a disadvantage because of the small gap between lanes.
>One of his huge disadvantages, being able to attack core after you kill him easily is gone because you can't attack core.

It's like they made Cho'Gall realized he was shit and then made this map to show that he was still good guys.

>Someone asks me to pick a ranged assassin in HL
>I pick Raynor when they have double Warriors
>everyone bitches at me because Kael was open

People STILL think Raynor is a bad Assassin

Like LOL?!?!?!??!

>>123419768
chogall is all about having two people that aren't shit. he can easily 2v1 if you build him right and aren't bad.

>>123421242
If you fight Cho'Gall 2v1 you are fucking stupid. That's the problem Butcher has. This game does everything in it's power to tell you not to 1v1. Which is where Cho'Gall shines and that's sort of the problem.

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is there a youtube or something that teaches things about this game?

when is it fine to go double support or when do you go double warrior in a team comp?

When is the ideal time to be doing merc camps?

>>123421368
I think he meant two players on the other team vs 1 Cho'gall.

Which Cho'gall can win pretty easily but that is actually still a 2v2.

>>123421368
the only bad game i had as cho'gall was when EVERYONE on their team had mobility to get away from me, falstead, raynor, morales, illidan. i was just kited for fucking days, it was bullshit.

and of course my team was shit and couldn't land and CC

>>123421568
Depends on the character. I saw a Zagara and Brightwing dance around Cho'Gall making him look like a fucking idiot.

>>123421621
The only two counters on that team are Falstad and Raynor. If you had problems with that team I'd stick to Quick Match, where he's not even good at.

The only game I've ever lost to Cho'Gall is because we had a Cho'Gall on our team and a Abathur.

>>123421782
illidan dodges all attacks and can run away from me, and morales can push back. i was constatly moving at half speed. it was fucking gay

and abbey+ chogall is fucking godlike, you can basically 1v5

The big problem with Cho isn't necessarily the -1 body on the battlefield (if that were true, Abathur would never be picked at all)

The problem is that Cho has a series of damning counters that really, REALLY fuck him over. Anyone with Giant Killer destroys him, stuff like Web Blast and Polymorph suddenly takes two people out of a fight instead of just one, certain ults like SSS will tear him a new asshole every single time, etc.

>>123422035
>and abbey+ chogall is fucking godlike, you can basically 1v5
Except the part where you'll be 10 levels down since you only have 3 bodies that can be in lane.

>>123422035
>almost 1v5
with three players

this is how chogall players think

>>123422207
just get a TLV on your team for great soak and you are fine. or have the other two people on your team take the other two lanes and you should be fine, it will take at LEAST 2 people to not completely lose the lane cho is in, most likely three if abbey is on you constanlty.

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>uther is good
I want this meme to end, lmao...

>never lose as Cho ever
>for the first time ever get a Cho'gall on my team that isn't me
>lose horribly because Cho was afk for 2 minutes and a total retard in general
I get why people dislike him now

>>123422369
>2 people to lane vs cho
who is two people
>3 to lane vs a cho and abathur
which is three people

nobody ever fucking says things like
>sonya, plus uther, plus raynor together can basically 1v5

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>He doesn't play with his shaft and balls tucked away beneath some nice panties

>>123422548
they cant, but chogall can :^)
you take all those tank/healing abilites as cho and get a good volley as gall and you can just kill their entire team, especially if abbey is on you and specing symbiote with healing shield and healing spike burst. its like having the sustain of butcher with the burst of jaina. its great.

>>123422395

>B-buy Tyrande, she's great!
>B-buy Uther, he's awesome, so much heals!

>They all get out-healed by Morales, BW, Malf, Rehgar, Monk, Lili

l
m
a
o

>>123421429
Picking double warrior or supp all depends on who the warriors or supports are. Warriors like Sonya or Diablo typically need another warrior to back them up.

>>123422735
>if the enemy team is retarded and low mmr you can totally 3v5 them lol

>>123422914

>ever choosing medic or rehgar

wew lad, that's some top tier memeing

>>123422914
>Morales and BW's healing numbers
>meaning anything
now this is a premium meme

>>123423079
>not knowing how to throw down the epic heals as brightwing
lmaoing @ your life rn senpai

So it's confirmed. Cho'Gall players are fucking retarded.

>>123423079

100k healing in a 15 min match, lmaaaaaaaoooooo

come on, seriously, Tyrande's heals are -okay- but they are not comparable to a real support right now

she's a back up to be accompanied by a healer

>>123423010

is there a reason for that?

what makes them better with another warrior?

I genuinely do not know and that is why I am asking

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>coinflip shire in QM
>it's called coinflip shire because there is no coordination ever and whichever side gets that 3 seconds to capture and pulls it off is random
>fucking nova and CG
>goodl_ckyo_'ref_cked.mp4
>dude 3 bodies on coinflip shire
>3 BODIES
>nova takes triple tap
>CG feeds repeatedly while complaining about our arthas
>ah who cares about any of this shit anyway
>just mope around pressing buttons and getting wrecked by a passing diablo every now and then
>enemy gets a 5 level lead, waddles over to our core with another dragon knight because they can just collect it ezpz now
>Cho has the gall to whisper me this after game

he's a cheeky fuccen cunt I'll tell yer that one m8

>>123423426
sonya is like midway between tank and dps
not great trying to pure tank with her

>>123423426
They're both very squishy for warriors with their popular builds right now. Having another warrior helps soak damage.

>>123423237
she has good heals some times, but since she's literally healing everything all the time her numbers get inflated

>>123423426
Sonya is probably the squishiest warrior in the game but also has by far the most damage out of the other warriors. She's usually there to dive the backline so she needs another warrior to handle the front.

Diablo can be damn pretty tanky but is also All In on basically everything he does so having another Warrior cover him is nice.

>>123423564
>>123423679
>>123423952


I understand now. Thank you

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Why are people complaining about sylvanas not being sexy enough
Did they change her model

>>123424614
They gave her new armor in WoW for her new role as Warchief of the Horde.

>>123424725
I see. That sucks.

>queue for quick meme as brightwing for some practice
>get another healer and 3 dps against a well balanced tank+support+2 assassins+specialist

i need to just try stuff out in hero league, what sthe point of that shit

>>123425090
>tfw consistently get 5+ win streaks playing brightwing
you're just bronze

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>>123425052
Its not even that covering her up is bad, its more that it looks like it was "quick slap some sheets on her so the SJW don't complain" it doesnt match at all.

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>from rank 12 to 20 within a dozen games
>suddenly people become twice stupider
>etc mosh pitting thin air
>nova pick against cho gall
>15 deaths valla
Is this what hell on earth is like?

>>123425847
It sucks to change shit to appease anybody senpai

>>123425847

it's the same guy who has been doing this for days on end now, he doesn't post about anything else

surprised he hasn't gone to /r9k/ or 9-1chan yet

>>123426286
>I don't know anything about why the change was made, but i'm gonna shitpost anyways.

>>123425847
It's more that redesign doesn't look good. I'd be fine if the redesign was better but it just looks boring.

>>123425912
>never heard of air guitars

>>123425912
If that's where you end up, it's where you belong.

if sjw-ism gave me johanna's hair im perfectly ok with it

>>123427108
how many SJWs main Johanna?
answer: none

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>Abathur on my team
>alt+f4
>start rejoining after 17 min
>due to the shit engine i will rejoin at around 19 min
>don't get leaver punishment and get gold and xp because the games always end around 21 min anyway
>Don't have to drag to the shitfest
>Shitpost on Taiwanese stamp collecting board while doing it

This is the best.

>>123427341
She really is best girl

>>123427341
Most who play this game desu

>>123428759
>Most who play this game desu
>implying SJWs know how to use a computer beyond tumblr and dominos delivery

>>123428920
yes, that's why you don't see many of them. but 90% of them are playing johanna.

and literal sjw cuks are too

>>123427518
this is pretty much the shitposting dream

>>123419581
Were you that guy calling out Abathur for taking a standard Abathur build?

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I fucking hate Garden of Terror

How do you fucking do well

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>random quick match hero tries to blame me for his mistakes
>he is trying to get everyone on my team to report me
>he is saying 4 man report insta 1 day suspension enjoy your ban
>get him as enemy next game
>they have a strong ass setup
>worried i might lose to this clown getting carried
>play my best
>win game
>unblock
>mock him about the defeat without any profanity
>block him again before he can answer
Best feeling. Even worth a blog post here.

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>tfw you win with a nova, artanis, medic and gazlowe on your team against a proper comp at rank _1.

Just believe in yourself and you can do anything senpai
Also playing the best KT of all time helps :^)

Senjinn stop donating to Horsepants.

>kill Illidank as Kael'thas
>"Kil'jaeden... Will be pleased"
based salami man

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I'm not one to complain about comps very often, but for my first QM game as Jaina, I got something very special.

I didn't even know you could get warrior vs. no warrior. At least they didn't also get a support.

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honestly considering suicide

>>123432643
>nova
>bugmodan

You asked for it.

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You are now the last hero you played as, including skin
What are you and how do you react?

>>123433096

I'm base skin sonya.

I immediately head to the nearest girl hero and force them to submit to my cock.

>>123433096

>Kael'Thas in default skin

This is fine.

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>>123433096
>Zagara
>Desert Queen

not going to lie, I'd probably freak out at first, then check myself out with a big mirror, then start massaging my new perfect c-cups and play with my hair

how do i see mmr?

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>>123433096
>Default Diablo
I am more than fine with this situation.

>>123433426
Kill yourself

>>123433687
first and last time i post in hots

have fun with your dead game where every hero costs $10, i'm gonna go back to dota where we have 110 free heroes

asshole

>>123433096
Red Skin Jade Dragon Kharazim.

imokaywiththis.webm

I don't follow the HL and esports meta. How did Diablo got this high in win rates? After the buff it was hovering around 50-51% for a long time.

>>123433838
If only it was so easy every time.

>>123433096
base skin Johanna
touch myself
so much

>>123433096
>Kael'thas with his neat red and gold skin variation
salami my ash anal nores I guess

>>123433919

Increased focus on early game shutout comps, improved by scaling changes

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>>123433096
So nothings changed. Oh well.

>>123433096

>uther

guess I have to go out and dispense justice.

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>>123433096
Thrall. Guess I'm Jesus.

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The only constant is me

>>123433415
God damn Desert Zagara has the best breasts of anyone. Not too big, not too small and not furry or scaly.

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>>123433096
>master skin Rehgar

MY ONLY DREAM BECAME TRUE

>>123435436
>saying that when Master Jaina and Succubus Kerrigan are in the game

>>123435436
don't be such a hater senpai, nobody makes fun of zags gaping zerg hole
Its not cool to bully over waifus

Been getting salty about this game for too long. Gonna try not to be such an asshole anymore.

>>123433096

>Sonya

same thing I'm already doing, jacking off

>>123433426
hotslogs estimates mmr based on uploaded replays

>>123433096
>be afraid of ghosts
>Im now a Ranger General
>Im now surrounded with Banshees

What joy is there in this curse?

>You need to win 2 games with some random guy to unlock Cho'Gall

Come on man

>>123436372
do it vs AI, still counts

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You can't beat Green Jesus.

>>123434075
stay AWAY from my waifu
she's too pure for your lewd thoughts fuckface

>>123433838
If you cant even handle the BANTZ here, you cant survive in dota. Just do yourself a favor and play LoL instead. I heard riot actively bans toxic players

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>>123435436
>Not Valla.

>land perfect mosh pit
>your team is too busy chasing muradin to capitalize on it

>>123436993
>perfect mosh pit
>doesnt hit the 1 person who can stun you out of it
???

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LMAO cho'gall is a fucking riot, greatest hero ever

Actually never creamed so many shitters in my life so efficiently

me and a buddy just won 9 games in a row and died maybe 3 times in all of them combined

Gonna get the most out of this before the nerf, jesus

>>123432537
this isn't even a bad QM comp lmao

>>123437120
Sorry to tell you this but Cho'Gall is terrible. If you are winning with him it's only because you are literal bronze playing other bronze players.

He is getting a little better though now that people are realizing the best way to play him is to just sit back and let Gall poke.

Double Fake vs Crippling Shot?

>>123437492

Nah, great projection though

Me and my buddy have been playing moba's for 6 years, we're just way better than 99% of this playerbase

>>123437704

Crippling Shot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Double Fake

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>>123437754

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Why is Jaina dificullty medium, but Kael is hard?

All you have to do with Kael is press w.

>>123437492
>not building Cho's sustain and using Consuming Blaze and bombs to keep you constantly healed

>>123437754
>so bad he can't even see that he's bad
lost cause, time to ignore this kid until he grows a pair and stops being so bad

Is the matchmaking system for this game..a bit iffy?

I played the 20 ranked games to find out my rank, at the beginning i was matched with/against rank 18-19 people. 50/50 win rate for a while, then went on a lose streak(shit happens) with people literally respawning running down the lane, dying, and doing it again(not intentionally feeding, just rather stupid).

This kept happening until i lost the last game and got rank 29, then won a single game and it sent me to rank 27(close to 26).

How the fuck does this system work.

>>123438407
Just to clarify, point wise. Is it normal to go up almost 2 ranks at once? or is it rare. At the moment, i'm just finding it hard figuring out what a good team composition is(what is the best tank pick for our team etc). But i'm surei'll learn that with time.

>>123436640
what lvl 7 and 13 talent do you pick?

>>123438407
it doesn't

it's based off the retarded Rank system that Hearthstone uses because showing Bronze/Silver/Gold/etc hurts people feelings, and instead, you can climb ranks super easily to make everyone feel like a winner

>>123438407
>got rank 29, then won a single game and it sent me to rank 27
You get bonus points when you win a game at a rank lower than your MMR. The game essentially places you a bit lower than your actual rank, but gives you a super easy time ranking up until your MMR settles a bit.

>tfw no friends to get Cho'Shit with

>>123438037

galaxy quest really is a great movie

>>123438643
>>123438627
Oh, okay. I was sorta thinking it would be similar to dota's mmr or something. But the HS comparison helps. Are they changing this in the future? Or are they happy the way it is.

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>>123438575
Level 7 always Follow Through.
Level 13 Spell Shield if they have Jaina or KT. Grace of Air if I need more healing. Giant Killer if they have a big tank or Cho'Gall.

>>123438407
It is like that for the first few games or even days after you get your rank. Your mmr is still being adjusted/guessed at this time. When it stabilizes, you are now matched with similar mmr and you dont gain bonus ranked points anymore unless you win against a team that has more mmr than you.

All that assuming you dont queue past the estimated time to find a match

>>123438856
Forgot to add. A great thing about Thrall is he has a lot of different builds. Wind Fury is really good as well.

It depends on what you need. I like Chain Lightning in most cases because of poking ability.

>>123438849
I don't think they'll change ranking for 98% of players. They'll be adding in a grandmaster league for the top players, though. As it is, rank 1 covers a wide array of player skill.

>>123438407
When you create a HotS account it selects a hidden rank for you using a RNG. It can be anywhere from 1-40. Once you take your placement games you will then gain bonus points until you are at the randomly generated hidden rank.

>>123438991
Fair enough, well, my option is to just get better and learn to pick better around my team. is there any site that can help me with this? Like what warriors are best for which sittuations, when one ranged assassins is better than the other and stuff like that.

>>123438174
That's what everyone does. He still gets destroyed. Cho'Gall isn't good because of his health it's because of the raw damage he can put out if you clump together.

If they don't clump together you get fucked.

>>123439185
http://hotscounters.com/

it's kind of a crowdsourced way of getting tips on how to play as, with, and against specific heroes

>>123438676
there are plenty of people desperate to get rid of him for the gold.
if you want him, post battle tag and region here or say that you want him in vg or general chat

>>123409985
the meme thing to do is go team of dbl specialist to force the enemy to waste time retaking keeps. I convinced a teammate to go murky with my zagura and we shat on their keeps constantly. They either claimed altars and did piss poor damage or gave up shrines to reclaim all of their lost forts. By the end we had 5 keeps up at almost all times me and murky just rotating so they would have to struggle to keep one.

I literally can't understand how some people can be so BAD at this game, like how many times do you have to facecheck bushes and how many 50-second death timers do you need before you get tired of dying 10 times a game

>>123440256
>good advice downvoted to shit for seemingly no reason
seems like a good site, but watch out

So, if I can only have one mount, which of the cash mounts looks good with most of the heroes?

Thinking of either the Judgement Charger, Headless Horseman Charger or either of the Wolves

>>123442040
I got the Dire Wolf mount and it's pretty nice. It depends on who you like really. But Vampire Hunter Valla with the white alt, and the last color of Dire Wolf is pretty great.

>>123442040
>using paid mounts
>using non-default mounts other than the Hearthstone card

>>123442194
Math's Mount is free if you have Diablo.

>>123442040
the chargers are tacky

How do i find people to play hots with voice comms
I've only started recently but everyone i know exclusively plays either dota or league

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Hey Diablo it's your couzin Azmo
Lets go bowling

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So what are you fags buying from this sale?

>Black sales probably their last ditch effort in milking this game
>Doesnt even include Malthael and Billy LE mounts

wew

>>123444458
I bought Vampire Hunter Valla, Marshal Raynor and Dire Wolf. I might get Hellhammer Thrall but doubt it.

>>123444256
FUCK OFF AZMO, NO ONE LIKES BOWLING, WE ONLY KEEP YOU AROUND BECAUSE WE FEEL BAD FOR YOU, FUCK YOU AND FUCK BOWLING

>>123444939
Malth is for having Diablo. Like the Void Seeker, the WoW mount, the Felstalker and the Hearthstone Card.

Soon to be the Vulture as well.

>>123444458
nothing because im not retarded

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>>123444989
tfw no /d3g/ thread so i have to post diablo memes here

>>123444458
explorer Li Li

>>123444939
billy le?

>>123445156
aren't most /d3g/ folks just waiting for the next season?

personally, i just played it once for the story, and that was about it, didn't really do much more after that, and doing the rifts became almost a chore :(

shame too, i really enjoyed it when it first came out + reaper of souls

>>123444458
>wasting money on this

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>>123444458
Judgement Uther and Judgement Horse.
Never even played Uther before.
I really like him.

>>123444458
i bought the 360 stimpack

some dude on leddit did the math and if you play 7 games a day, it's worth it

>>123445812
S5 felt promising then they patched the ptr and wiped the chars i was working on for muh meta gains builds
Kinda salty about it so i started playing hots

>>123446153
>buy something
>you have to make it "worth it"
I hope you enjoy it, but fuck, this is such a retarded product.

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>Murky on the new map.

Jesus fuck nothing more annoying that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1SqoJPsa8

>>123446301
I don't stim, but many products require significant work after being purchased to get any value out of them.

I still don't understand why Blizzard thinks KT is okay.

>>123446918
I meant in the context of digital in-game items of course, sorry for not being clear.

>>123446828
murky is annoying as fuck on every fucking map

>>123447148
This

If your entire hero existance is based around being a annoying fucking cocksucker, YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

>>123447085
So only things that have no utility value should be purchased in games? Cosmetics are okay but if something improves your actual game in any way it's a no-no? Because anything that gives you any sort of gameplay or economical benefit requires some sort of time investment to have worth.

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>>123446828
>tfw playing against a murky abathur dou queue

>play Chen
>level advantage
>Artanis beams me
>just take it to the face
>don't even drink through it
I hope he feels bad.

>>123447480
Fuck off HORSEPANTS

>>123447782
I hope you feel bad.
>Hurrdurr let's give a hero every advantage going, that's balanced right.

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>>123446153

>2,520 games required

>>123448045
>Still bronze after all those games

Which support should I get:

Kharazim
Medic
Uther
Tyrande

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>>123449756
MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC


But no, don't. Uther and Tyrande are top, Uther for more support, Tyrande for more utility

Kha is alright

>>123449756
Li Li

>>123447901
actually who?

Holy fuck people are actually incredibly shit at this game it's ridiculous.


The amount of times I'll see a team fight start, and then one person will die whilst 3 others just "watch" it happen with out engaging at all, then not 15 seconds later they decide to engage the same force and all die in the process.

Like how utterly fucking dumb do you need to be:

SHOULD I ENGAGE WITH MY WARRIOR

OR

SHOULD I ENGAGE AFTER MY WARRIOR HAS ALREADY DIED, WHICH I WATCHED FROM THE SAME SCREEN.

'-'

Reminder that only Master Skins matter.
Nobody cares about your paid skin but Master Skin always means business and is a real panties dropper.

>>123449935
Can medic's sexy heals make up for her shit damage though?

I should really give Tyrande another try.

>>123449946
Got her long ago senpai

>>123450556
Let me guess you are the warrior who decided its time to jump in, gets focused by 5 man and dies within 2 seconds blaming the team afterwards?
You should bait skills and more importantly ults if your team is still poking around.

>>123449756
uther if u want to win

tyrande if u want to burst heal and call shots and belong to 3.5k

>>123450984
Half the master skins look like pure garbage though.

I'm not dropping 10k gold when I'm hoarding upwards of 220k right now in case Blizzard ever decides to introduce an ultra gold sink.

>>123451038
Medic is tryhard powergame wise the worst support right now.

Tyrande is where the fun is while being viable and Uther is 360 noscope meta but requires some decent micro skills since the go to build is taking nearly all optional skills.

>>123451038
forgot Monk.
super fun once you master him but takes lots of practice and dedication to get good at.

>>123451086
>>123451184

Thanks anons, I might actually just get both Uther and Tyrande since I have the cash..

>tfw used to play this game with buddies I met through the channel nightly
>tfw less and less of them play it nowadays
>tfw watching this game die

>>123447369
I can agree with that, but garbage like real-time boosts just make you feel like you're on the clock and at work. It's just not a good product. Per game (or win), by play time, tons of other options that would help this issue are available.

>>123450984
master skins don't mean you aren't shit, senpai, it means you leveled to 10 and spent some gold

>>123452756
>play QM, yolo Q
>this Sylv on my team is absolutely horrible
>complains in chat
>"follow my orders, I have master skin"
>check hotdogs later
>600 MMR

Alright then.

>>123452409
Just because your social life is dying doesn't mean this game is.

>>123451478
Get Judgement Uther >>123446110
Because it's so sex.

>>123453068
>people that used to play this game a lot
>stop playing


It's not thriving anon it's losing players if anything

>>123453068
Matchmaking wouldn't be so universally ridiculed if player numbers were higher. I absolutely cannot image that it's just the worst MM system ever. There just isn't a big enough pool.