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Alor'el edition

>What's new?
New map soon. Also store sale for good goyim.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19960704/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-november-17-2015-11-17-2015

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
FAQ | Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/raynor
News, Updates, and Datamining: http://www.heroesnexus.com/

Last time on /hotsg/:>>123198227

Please vote: http://strawpoll.me/6085503
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T U M M Y
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tyrande literally the best burst healer and shot caller
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>>123283663

look I know i made a thread early once because the thread was at 740 posts and i had to leave so i just made the thread then but 30 posts early? come on bub

also sonya
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>>123283946

5th for it takes 2000+ games to get to 2.7k mmr
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>>123284084
bro, you get 1 MMR per game, everyone knows that
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>>123283663

Again, if that foerest guy is around. Fuck you man, pick along your team, don't set it in stone since everyone suffers with it. Sheesh.

Also, Tyrande master shot caller burst heal vision and delicious ass getting +3500mmr on new account.
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Excellent choice in portrait and character anon
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>>123284172
>That XP.
>That siege damage.
>That decent damage for Azmo.
>No deaths as Azmo.
>All this with a bugged character.

Damn Foerest is better than I thought.
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>>123284172
>>123282934

Some guy at Neogaf did the maths, it works like that. A fresh account have an easier time climbing up it's MMR thanks to how Blizzard system works.

See:

>>123283094

And yeah, you (or most as I see) didn't get what I was trying to say. Captain Dork tried to impress me with "you'll never be good, your e-peen should be like this for it" when I said I was platinum-diamond. So I just explained how fucking EASY is to get +3500 MMR after you become good at this game.

>>123283359

>good dmg

Almost ANY other pick was better for damage, it wasn't anything to be impressed with. AOE constant-inflated dmg is meaningless when the whole other team wasn't ever in danger because of their healing and tankiness.

>constant pressure

What fucking pressure when we were losing BECAUSE of pressure? We only turned the wave when we killed Sonya on BURST dmg. That "constant dunk" was garbage.

>didn't feed

NOBODY feeded in the entire game. Did you see the end results? There is nothing there to be proud about.

>>123283359
>>123283513
>>123283669

What part of complimenting the whole team didn't you read before? Man, this is useless, my rice better be ready soon since I'm starving.
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>>123284297
see
>>123284314
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>>123284314


go back to reddit you fucking sperg
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>>123284172
>Low heals.
>Low damage.
>No siege damage.
>Died the most on the team.
>Contributed a small amount of XP.

Tyrande got carried hard.
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>>123284456
but he gets downvoted and his feelings get hurt if he posts to reddit
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>>123284314
>>123284314

>>123284294
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>>123284172

The people deserve the numbers and talents.
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first for CHEN IS CUTE
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>>123284658
based anon

i was about to do that too
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>>123284658
Damn Foerest knew Azmo was bugged so he switched to the pure siege Azmo build.

One step ahead of the game.
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>>123283663
What? No GOOD GOY edition for the sale :(
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>>123284658
sasha gets called out, kek, what other shit has he bitched about in the past?

>>123284925
3 hours and 15 minutes from now, anon
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>>123284658

Talk me through Protective shield at level 4, I never know if I should go healing ward
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>>123284658
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>>123284978
take shield if your teammates are retarded, take heal ward if they're not
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>>123284978
Protective Shield is better vs burst. Healing Ward is better for sustain.
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>>123284978

never take shield or ward on tyrande

never take ward period
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>>123285165
>never take ward period
B R O N Z E
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>>123284456

WOOWWWWW did you just told me to go back to Reddit? I'm so told. I better go there now. ; _ ;

>>123284537

>low heals
70k is low healing now? Man, my team surely died all the time. Oh wait.

>low dmg

Lets see how much dmg their Uther did?

>no siege dmg

Tyrande totally needs to top siege dmg every game

>died the most

Gee, early ganking got me 2 times the entire game. Such feed.

>smallest xp contribution

Running around healing your team don't let you be on lanes.


This is why we need more stats, and people need to learn how to read it before making judgment.


>>123284607

We talked about other support options for like 20 posts already. It wasn't even me who blasted your other options. Tyrande was the best pick.

>>123284658

This is neat! Where do I get more like these? Light of Elune is amazing for anyone wondering.

>>123284969

How was I called out? What is this showing?

>>123284978

Protective shield is the best pick if you are going support. Ward is pretty useless since it gets destroyed by a cat fart. Sonya getting in with Whirlwind or W from Jo wrecks it. Q+protective is an excellent healing burst. Since Sonya was there hunting poor Falstad, it was the best choice.
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>>123285165
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>>123285068
>>123285145
>>123285165

I usually go owl or focused depending on the map. I go shield when my team is very aggressive.
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>>123285306
If your going to compare damage to Uther you also have to compare healing. Uther fucked your shit up bro.

It's okay to admit you got carried hard by better players.
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>>123285387
owl is the biggest meme build, why would you ever do that
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>>123285306

>he's still typing
>how far will this homo go

BTFO
T
F
O

the only tragedy from this game is that foerest didn't get more mmr than your carried ass did
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>>123285387
This is you are solo support with Tyrande. If you aren't you can be much more flexible.
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>>123285479

Absolutely the best build to go for on cursed hollow


>>123285630

I wish people would understand the power of Tyrande + another support
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>>123285469

> compare damage to Uther you also have to compare healing

Yes? The dmg is one thing, the utility from mark and vision is another thing to add. These aren't on the stats.

> carried hard from better players

from fucking who? The whole team worked together there, a single hero didn't carry the game.


>>123285545

Baby, this is easy for me, I don't need memes to go on forever.

>>123285387
>>123285630
>>123285725

Yeshh, this is why Tyrande have the best talent design in the game. She can build herself to many different roles. I love her AA build with Huntress Fury when paired with another support.
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Is Sgt. Hammer a good Specialist or is she a meme?
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>>123286273
she's alright
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>>123286273
she's a big fat meme
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>>123286273
shes not really a specialists

she doesnt do much before napalm but after that ur dmg is insane
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>>123286273

People play her like brain dead morons.

She can be very frustrating to play against if she is always aware of where heroes are in the lanes. That booster shit AND the knock back make her almost impossible to catch if she's not retarded.

Also good at setting up at the perimeter of a teamfight and you have to choose between sending someone after her or eating the barrage, assuming disengaging is not an option.
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>>123286579

I never get why some people call her fat. She is clearly skinny when you look her up close. Is she in LotV by any chance? Blizzard said they wanted to include her.
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>>123286014


I've been making a strong case for Seasoned Marksman + Huntress' Fury for a while now.

Seasoned
Battle momentum
Shadowstalk
Trueshot
Rewind/Hunter's Swiftness


>>123286273
She has her good maps (Battlefield of Eternity)

otherwise she's so so, unless the team is centered around her.

>>123286749
It's less her in game model and more her artwork
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>>123286945

Is very hard to pick Seasoned since you are giving out the cooldown on D, and that's how you activate Fury more often. It MAY be an option on Tomb since the million mobs will give you a really nice bonus late game, but in any other case, searing arrows will always be enough. Remember also that you aren't playing alone, everyone else benefits from a constant Mark.

I find the utility from Swiftness to be too good to pass, almost never pick rewind. In an AA build she will lack mana sometimes, and specially in prolonged fights. Storm Shield even as secondary support is also a good pick.


She doesn't look fat in her artwork, just... weird? Wish they update some of them.
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>queue as warrior
>3 warriors, a Tassadar, and auto select
>other team gets a well balanced comp with an Uther
note - Blizzard never forces you to lose
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Is chen good/decent now? I want to play a mobile warrior with shenanigans
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Educate yourself scrubs https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3u3ii4/the_reason_nova_is_so_popular/
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>>123288114

>that pic

I cry every fucking time i see it

in regards to your question chen isn't 'good' per se as there are heroes way better than him, but he's fun to play and has crazy shenanigans
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>>123288114

Decent for quick matches, awful for competitive.

>>123288124

What is the point of this? Sure, she is loved and hated for reasons, and? She is getting a rework soon anyway, let's hope for the best.
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So I accidentally took Haymaker in the heat of a battle. Which is always kind of a treat.

That shit is pretty good vs. ChoGall. He wades into the fights and you blast his fat ass back through the the enemy lines whenever gall triggers an ult. His ass is so fat it's bound to deal damage to their whole team. I decided to take double stacks and that, plus regular storm bolt basically meant ChoGall was not allowed to participate and it kept the fights at a nice 5v3.

If Haymaker could make enemies travel through walls I'd consider taking it so much more.
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>>123288114
>bullying finns

t-thanks
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>>123288114
Chen is fine in some situations but gets completely shut down in others and you can't really do much about it.
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>>123286369 #
I have the white tint Hammer and am still trash at her. I don't know why it is so hard.

I stopped sieging up as much, I keep track of my Z cooldown, I take the right talents and still I get fucked every time I play her.

My winrate with her is like 43%.
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>>123288258
>>123289553
i'm a proud finn myself

mongolian is the master race

anyway i might pick him up because hes only 7k now
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>>123289880

because of the deeds of Simo Häyhä all finns are honorary aryans

as for chen, go for it
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>>123289340
I really want Haymaker to be decent, it's such a fun spell. Hopefully they'll fix that in a reasonable time frame.
It should deal more damage and have reduced cast time.
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Is the new bg out now? I know its supposed to come today but not sure if they actually released it yet/
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>>123289880
postaa b-tag viljami
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>>123290320

just played it on na
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>>123290320
it's out, just got a random Quick Meme with it, it's... really fucking stupid

Core has 40 health, you control the forts and each fort fires a cannon that does 1 damage (if you hold 5 forts, each altar triggers 5 shots that deal 1 damage per hit

snowbally as fuck imo
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>>123288114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCAx6b4U4BU
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>>123290297
>I really want Haymaker to be decent, it's such a fun spell. Hopefully they'll fix that in a reasonable time frame.

Here's how to fix haymaker in 1 second:

make it an aoe spell like cho's hammer ultimate. you click a direction you want the enemy to go, then you move so that he's in front of you and then you click. then you can focus on aiming the knockback and it becomes 3x easier to use
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>>123290414
t. Seppo Helsinki
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>>123291827
no sanos nyt että voi addailla lisää mongoleita
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>>123283663

BLACK FRIDAY FUCKING WHEN

I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY BLIZZARD, TAKE IT ALREADY.

Yeshh, no amount of "shill" and "casual" will stop me of buying everything on the store. Fashion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MMR

You could fucking 1vs1 Chogall with Murky and you'll still be wearing a fedora. Skins are important chump, dress to impress.
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>>123292805
1 hour and 45 minutes from now
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Wow, Nova is such a good pick. Every team should have one.
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jesus hell since when is quickmeme so intense? 100+ kills in one match (sky temple) and constant 5vs5 fights even when there's no objective what the hell is wrong with these kids.
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>>123293553
how the fuck do you get so bad that you end up with 100+ kils and be unable to end the game?
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>>123293805
he means split between the teams dumpass
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>>123294487
how the fuck do both teams end up with FIFTY FUCKING KILLS on either side and be shiity enough that neither can end the game

at level 20, death timers are fuckign 55 seconds

you have AN ENTIRE FUCKING MINUTE to go kill their core
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>there are people ITT that spend actual real money on this kike cash grab
>there are people ITT that will think the upcoming "Black Friday" "half off" deal by the kikes @ blizzard is someone a good deal
>There are people ITT that spend real money on virtual pixels that have no affect on their performance.
>There are people In This Thread that will justify giving their money to the kikes at Activision Blizzard by saying "It's my parents money lol" or "LOL i have a good job lol" or "lol you must be poor"
>There are people In this Thread that think ASSFAGGOTS take skill
>There are people ITT that think overwatch wont be another kike cash grab by the kikes at Activision Blizzard
>There are people In This Very Thread who won't kill themselves even though they've spent real money on a modern Activision Blizzard game

my face when people in this very thread reply to this message but I never read their keked response.

(They get paid 5 cents each time they reply to a post that puts the kikes at Blizzard in a negative light)
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>>123295556
>itt there is people who think their money have any value
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>>123293805
Nobody wanted to push and there's only so much Sonya can do when her team don't want to come with her.
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>>123295726
>there is people who think money has inherent value
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>>123295556
>mfw poorfags like this will try everything they can to justify not spending any money

sucks to not have disposable income, but you don't have to go out and try to rationalize it
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>>123295556

>not spending money on stuff you like
>shitposting on a german islamic prayer board

wew lad
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>>123295556

see:

>>123292805

Also, this is fucking copy paste from 2 threads ago. Give up already.
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>>123283957
post unedited, jerk
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TIL new accounts start at 1700 MMR, then go up or down from there
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>>123286579
>fat hammer

fucking reddit ruining good things.
not all topheavy women are fat, go outside/delete tumblr
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>>123298291
but anon, everyone is healthy at every size, don'tcha know?

it doesn't matter if you're 320 pounds and can't walk up the stairs to your front porch, because muh genetics
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>>123298291
hammers fat is made of LOVE
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how far down should i go?

if you guys are familiar with saltyteemo on twitch, it's a 24/7 stream of low elo League games, like sub 700, how would i go about making something like that, but with HotS

there isn't spec mode, so i might just have to use replays instead, but there's bound to be so much stupid shit happening, it'd be hilarious as fuck
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>>123298291
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Played in beta, coming back because fuck other mobas.

Tips on milking placement matches?

I've been maining kerrigan, diablo, felstad, going to pick up janna

>plat in league
>meh in dota
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>>123283663
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/concept/dhaka-2447

this guy fucking when
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>winning easily the entire game
>team members start to get cocky
>solo lords everywhere
>solo lords get their shit fucking smashed
>"stop going alone"
>no one listens
>enemy team turn the game around
>enemy team win

I don't even understand why I keep playing moba games. This genre attracts the biggest fucking retards.
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Is Arthas a good choice for a secondary warrior? That is if the enemy team chose Leoric.
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>>123300932
filename should be a neato skin. i wish custom skins via file replacement were a thing
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>>123301154
Penetrating rounds
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>>123300932
Welp, Leoric with his creepy hand can counter enemy tanks really well, but Arthas is a really good offtank choice too
I would pick him as soon as he isn't the only tank in the team.
He sucks as solo-tank
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>>123300802
this desu, hots is my last hope
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>>123295556
LMAOing @ your life
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Is hotslogs broken right now or something? Because it appears I've lost 3000 MMR ovenight for no reason and am now bronze
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>>123302071
It's even worse in Hots. At least in dota2 or LoL you can play some meme carry and just destroy bads by yourself. Good luck doing that in this game.

I hope you have a few friends to play with because playing with randoms in this game truly is cancer.
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>>123302438
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what happens if people report me? can I get a temp ban for calling people retards?
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>tfw 100% win rate on Towers of Meme
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>>123302998
>10%
>get hit

never lucky

also is aba broken on the new map or what
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>>123303014
i work as a Game MAster. Those silences are all automated now so if you get reported enough you will get silenced. We used to look over them but we changed that a few months ago
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>>123303014
You'll get silenced first and will only be able to talk in party chat and whisper. You will also get a icon next to your name showing you're silenced.

After that you'll get temp banned.
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>>123302794
fuck, how are 5s? I'm considering pouring efforts in to get high rank if possible.

I decided to quit league after a ranked game in plat where teemo top fed 4-14, jungle fed 6-12, mid fed 1-18 vs a syndra with tele ignite, and a kalista with championship skin didn't know how to use black spear and didn't use it til 10 min into the game.

IN PLAT
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>>123303068

>tfw 100% loss rate
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>>123301870

Oh really, k then.
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>64 points lower mmr on loss
>-11 points
>33 points lower mmr on win
>+10 points

H O T D O G S
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these sales though
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>>123303817
prove it nigga
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE!?!?!!? YOU FUCKING PROMISED BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK ITS GONNA BE THE 25TH WHERE IS IT OMFG.
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AW SHIT BOIS HERE WE GO
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>>123304142
they havent changed yet dumbass
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>>123304597
>deeply discounted
>$60

Welp thats way too much.
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what are strong heroes for the new towers of doom map? i keep getting stomped with everything i try there
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>>123305098
get good faggot.
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>>123304956
not really, if this existed in a game like league, everyone would buy it. If you're not a total noob to mobas then leveling is far too tedious.
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>>123305129
that doesn"t anwer my question
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>>123304956
>Welp thats way too much.
Pretty much. if i had a job id buy it tho
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>>123305228
you missed the part where level do nothing

>>123305098
aba, sylvanas
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>>123305247
If you cant carry on non easy heroes then dont play at all
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>>123305098

early game lock-out comp similar to spider queen

tyrande/kerrigan/jaina etc
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>>123305228
>>123305324
I expected like $40.
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>>123303243
the icon was funny, i'd always laugh at silenced people
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>>123305339
except like, you know, 1000 gold at level 15 and 2000 gold at level 20 for hero masteries
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>>123298824
>See chen's build
Holy shit what a gar-
>See his mmr
Oh. Okay.

I think it'd be great if you could get something like saltyteemo going. I don't know how you'd be able to collect a bunch of low mmr replays, though. Slogs only allows public download of a replay after it's been shared.
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>>123304597
>not automatically giving stimpacks for spending X in store
Like what the fuck is a stimpack?
It's one way to say "here blizzard, I play your game, have some money".

Why the fuck should you pay $60 on nothing, if you're already throwing them money on non-essential cosmetics?
The only people who'd even buy a stimpack are those who've already drop money.
May as well throw them a little loyalty something, instead of being all jewy.

Literally throwing money into thin air on that one.
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What ELO is the minimum for Gold? I'm at 1850 (-115 games) for hotslogs and i'm silvershit and I've been rising for the past month or so, mostly with you guys [keep in mind these are all QM games, as I've basically given up on my ranked until MM fix]

I don't usually post for my shitter tier rank, and therefore I guess I can't contribute to REAL conversation satire or not
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>Battlemaster Chen
>Prisoner Tychus
>Marshal Raynor
>Frostlord Rexxar
>Pirate Falstad
>Mecha Tass.

All so tempting.
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>>123298824
>>123306047
how the fuck does someone like uther get paired up with that chen, that mmr difference seems out of proportion by utter bullshit levels
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>>123306804
BLIZZARD MATCHMAKING
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>>123306235
senjinn here

stimpacks are the most logical and efficient thing to buy if you actually play the game. it gets you heroes and master skins faster by upping gold to 75w/50L and increasing rate of experience gain.
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>>123306624
1903 on EU
1871 on >NA
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>didn't put the 1 month stimpack on sale

Fuck you Blizzard. Can you morons do anything right?
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>>123306624
>Silver

kill
yours
elf
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Anyone still need to unlock Cho'gall? Dawge#2516

Gotta win 2 more games with someone who doesnt own him
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Who /towersofdoom/ here?
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Does anyone have Cho'Gall? I am willing to play either. If I get an answer will post B.Tag if you don't want to.
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>>123307502
I still haven't gotten that map.
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>>123307687
yeah hit me up

Minorkos#1213
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>>123307502
pretty boring to be honest, once you wipe the enemy team you can't rush anything, just get a fort or maybe 2, then wait for objective or do boss
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>>123306624
Can just click on the league in the leaderboard and hit last page.

>>123306909
I have every hero except 4 or 5 I don't want, +20k in bank.
I just want it so I don't stress for new heroes and can get some master skins in the process.

>>123306936
2.5k-2.6k EU
100% winrate US 5/5 games ;^)
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>>123307848
Hitting you now: BestClicka.
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Just a question; how can the devs of Hots think Muradin is balanced? The guy can't die, he brings quite some CC to the team and he's got one of the best initiating tool and escape in the game. Not to mention this fuck can deal some damage too. Meanwhile Shit'arak dies the second you touch him.

I'm so sick of seeing this dude in just about every game.
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>>123306804
Judging by their gains, they don't have too many games uploaded, so their slogs mmr is probably very innacurate.
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>>123307971

Once you play the game more you realized he is as balanced as balance can be.
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>>123307970
forgot to mention, I'm playing on EU
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>>123308128
>being on top
>as balanced as balanced could be

cmon man
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>>123304597
>Implying this game will be up for another year
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>>123308230
There is EU/US Servers for HotS? I didn't even know that.... whelp.

I am US. BestClickaNA#1600. Add me up if you got Cho'gall and willingly to let me get my games. I also have a Teamspeak if that matters to ya.
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>>123307971
Muradin does no damage.
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>>123303220
>blizzard grunts watch this general.
Welp
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legit dilemma

>Fallout4
>360 day stimpack
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>>123308668
If you legitimately care about shit like Fallout 4 you are a fucking normie and need to get the fuck out. That said the price of the stimpack is also fucking stupid. Saving your money is the only good choice.
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>>123308668
pirate that shit desu senpai
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>>123307917
>>123306624
>w h a t
what
explain to chen tier drunkard, i can't focus hard enough
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>>123308789
Nigga you are playing Heroes of the Storm. I don't think you have much room to call people normies.
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Can someone explain to me why Abathur gets banned so often in pro games?

He doesn't seem to contribute that much in teamfights which games revolve around

Is his split pushing that powerful?
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>>123308668

pirate fallout 4, buy any heroes or skins you really want, save gold for the heroes you kind of want but probably won't play too much
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>>123308531
>2015
>believing a troll who can't even type caps properly
shiggy diggy doo
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>>123283663
You are a faggot, and your poll sucks.
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>>123308880
>casual dickweed's first "RPG" (with shooter elements to appease the 12-year-olds)
>or an obscure moba nobody cares about

NORMIE
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>>123308975
he gets banned EVER?
I'm not calling bullshit, but maybe just shenanigans. I know potential is great depending on comp, but banned (according to who and what ruling?) seems really out of the question compared to so many other heroes for early xp for scaling or other for late game
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>>123308975
he is ridiculous priority pick/ban on Cursed Hollow

fucking memeslug is actually OP as fuck on there with his Toxic Nests which are a 50% SLOW FOR 4 SECONDS

not only does that fuck up people trying to get to the tributes, it also fucks up your teamfights, because if Abathur plants 3 toxic nests around you during a teamfight, you have to waste time killing them before they arm, or prepare to get slowed so fucking hard that you might as well be rooted
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Alright guys I had lots of money to spend on this sale, but after seeing the stimpack price I realize that Blizzard thinks we're all a pack of idiots. I won't be spending anything now. What should I blow my money on instead?
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>Already at 7k

Who should I buy

Last time you fuckers told me to buy Uther and he got nerfed a week later
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>>123309703
buy yourself some pussy
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>>123309780
I get it for free from my gf.
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>>123309754

Tyrande, one of the most versatile heroes in the game
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>>123309703
hookers and blow?
how much were you looking to spend?

i know some local outlets are having a massive black friday sale for socks, like fucking 6 pairs for $4 or something crazy like that

and these aren't just your regular socks, they're the nice thick plush ones that make your feet feel like they're sitting in a warm cloud of warmth

fuck yeah love me some nice warm socks
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>Dire Wolf mount on sale.

Damn it I don't know what I want.
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>>123309851
and so does every black man in your neighborhood :^)
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>>123309703

stimpack prices were always fucking retarded. 10 dollars for a month, 60 dollars for a year. it's a great deal when you compare it to itself, but overall stimpacks have always been maximum jew.
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>>123309867
I RELATE TO THIS
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Takada when are you going to a GDQ
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Splurged a bit on some cosmetics and mounts. Got both the legendary ones.
Feels okay. I like the Judgement skin and mount. I wish the Vulture was released though.
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>Novazon throws a spear with her q.

I didn't know that.
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>>123309863
Just for her ass, I might believe you

But why are people saying that she is the best support now?

They told me the same thing about Uther last time
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>>123310357
>Amazon still isn't an actual character
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>>123308975
you need experience in drafting to understand this
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>>123310394
Uther nerfed, people moved onto Tyrande, get her quick because she's gonna get nerfed soon too, then everyone will move onto someone else
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>the new map

WOW THEY ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING FUN

Now remove every other map except Blackheart's Bay, Cursed Hollow, and Infernal Shrines and we good
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>>123310532
Fuck
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>>123310394

Ignoring the "hur dur tyrande's backside I wan fug it :DDD" kiddywinks, Tyrande has a multitude of different builds she can go with her kit, is a brilliant augment to a lot of team compositions and is the only support with not only a ranged stun, but a ranged vulnerability debuff
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>>123310028
Yeah... I didn't plan on buying mounts, only skins, but having something to ride that isn't either a joke or a horse would be nice.

I hate that stupid lizard beast.
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>>123310594
>Keeping Blackheart's clusterfuck
Please don't.
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who /goodgoy/ here?
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>>123310352
Why legendary Tychus? He's cool looking, but you don't plan on actually playing Tychus, do you?
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>>123310594

BHB is by far and away the worst map in the game

Completely uninteractive, oversized, gets locked out in around 4 minutes flat for one side, if not less
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>he bought the $60 stimpack

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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new map is awesome, I love how it doesn't really enforce lanes too hard, it's more of just an all out battleground with 6 objectives to cap and defend
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Hello friends, I just started playing a few days ago and have reached level 15. I was thinking of picking up a few things during the sale, what do the fine folks of /hotsg/ recommend? Only character I currently own is Muradin, I also have 8k gold saved up for whenever Greymane comes out.
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>>123310920
Nice shop. No one would do such a thing.
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>>123310962

And still his impulse control is better than yours. Go on /b/ if you want to shitpost.

>>123311030

Greymane probably isn't worth waiting for.
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>>123310920
I don't get stimpacks. Sure, it lets you level faster so you can get the gold reward, but if you already spending money, why not buy what you want directly?

Unless you are trying to get masterskins, in which case using a stimpack seems like cheating.
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>tfw none of my friends have cho'gall so i can't get him for free
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>>123304597
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>>123310394
>>123309754
>Uther is bad now
just don't die you idiots
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>>123311096
it is supposed to show days instead of year?
like

Time remaining: 360 days

someone tell me
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>>123311030
Eh, if you like skins then buy some skins. But heroes you can always buy with gold.
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>>123311126

Look at this faggot. He bought a $60 stimpack...

LMAO
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>>123310920
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Tyrande's pure owl build is best build, healing, stunning and damaging with the superb owl while reducing them cooldowns is amazing
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>>123308975
>all these replies
>no one mentions soak

Abathur played by anyone competent can get your team a huge xp advantage during early objectives while still being able to help at the fight. That combined with the toxic nests makes him a priority pick.
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>>123311030
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>>123310924
I've got a good win ratio with him.
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>Play in a stack with /vg/ people
>Literally fucking bronzies and make fun of me for choosing li li and telling them how shit they are
>Literally nothing but "But you're playing li li" to everything I say
/vg/ shitters, everyone
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>>123312492
>Playing Li li
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>>123312492
CUTE AND FUN
CUTE AND FUN
CUTE AND FUN
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>>123311030
K... keep me posted
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>everyone on team 2500 except for the 2100 first pick feeder gaz

i guess i should have played better ;^)
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>>123308831
Went to get something to eat.
Here.
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aw sweet baby jesus

Zagara's OP as fuck on the new map with the Nydus

just work with your team and siege hard, it's not even fucking funny, once you take it down, you have a fort smack outside their base and they can't even fight back, it's hilarious

get a support like Tass to shield and call down MULES for repairs and you're gonna hold onto those forts all game

thank god the mechanic doesn't actually attack players, the Punishers on the infernal shrines are absolute bullshit, but here, they only attack the core
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>>123312492
>expecting people here not to be shit

have you been in these threads, theres maybe 3 good players
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>wait til they get a load in me
what did Kerrigan mean by this?
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>>123312780
>nydus

stopped reading there
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>>123313112
It's okay, you'll learn the map at some point.
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>>123313112
someone hasn't had Zagara behold their nydus worm yet
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>>123313187
I already did. It's too small to get real value from nydus, not to mention you later already get a fucking teleport for free and are sacrificing one of the strongest teamfight ults in the game for it.

get the fuck out of here bronzie
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>>123313439
If bronzies left we'd be like 3 people and the furries.
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>Headless horseman is a boss, not a new hero
Aww.
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well... it's been a week... still stuck at ten...

my W:L ratio's gone down, but i still have 10 more wins than losses ... not that it means anything

Johanna still a cute though
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>>123313715
Why the fuck would a meme like that become a hero? Fuck you.
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>>123312492
>Playing LiLi.
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>>123314346
Because I just saw a skin for her and it was 50% off
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>>123312751

>next game we get medic and a hammer that thinks it's a warrior tank
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>>123312492
>play in a stack with /vg/ people
>everyone is alright except for one dude who gets progressively more mad as the game goes on
>starts yelling at us for our hero picks mid game as we are losing
>criticizes everyones rank and calls us scrubs
>he immediately leaves the party
>check his profile and hes rank 35 with gazlowe as his most played

I don't even get it sometimes.
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>New map revolves around conflict between the cursed hollow and haunted mines announcers
>Blizzard removed haunted mines from the rotation
Fucking why? Why do they think that they have too many maps? Why even keep making maps if they wanted a limit?
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>>123314713
It's another one of their shit decisions they'll justify with some shit like "it's too much for new players!" until they realize they are only holding the game back by limiting shit.

Ex. Talent Gating
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>be lower than rank 1
>literally feel like I should just kill myself

what's even the point
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>>123314843
Where do they find these people?
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360 day stimpacks only for this week's sale
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I didn't want to win anyway.

Naz died 7 times and never used his heroic once in the entire match, Nova was constantly clearing waves/mercs making sure to be as visible as possible and they just left Sylvanas to freely push down everything
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>resetting my HL status because otherwise it'll just glitch out
>do an autoselect QM because ah fuck it who cares
>end up with this

at least I'm not anthony burch
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>>123315498
so its a fake discount then?
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>>123315889
>at least I'm not anthony burch
you're worse desu
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>>123316021
lol, yup

it's an item that will never be sold at it's "full price" of $120, but instead only be sold at a "deeply discounted" price of $60

that discount doesn't even matter
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>>123315498
Usually when companies do this limited stuff, it means they're going to kill the game before the timer ends. Spooky.

Imagine if the stimpak also included all of the heroes released during that time period.
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>>123312492
Li Li's win rate has dropped like a stone since the scaling shift.
>>
So, any estimates as to when this game's gonna kick the bucket?
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>tfw corruptor is your favorite skin in the game, put onto a hero you're never ever going to play nor will be able to play due to the restrictions needed to even queue as that hero
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>>123316440
I foresee it lasting at least until Tracer's release, if she comes after Lunara.
It'll be a slow death, at any rate.
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>>123316440
when it goes free to play

oh wait
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>diamond QM mmr
>bronze HL mmr

Fucking rofl kill me senpai
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>>123315498
Do they know that $60 is how much brand new triple a games go for? Instead of buying bonus fake currency

>>123316275
Overall, it is still higher than most other supports

>>123316440
It will be a slow painful death
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>>123316197
Well, it's the same as selling a months stimpak for $5, but that would be a sales hit. Blizzard instead keeps their products premium, so even if only 1/10 of people are buying them, they're already succeeding at what they want to do.
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>>123316574
Lunara - Greymane - Fenix - ???? - Tracer

that's as far as we know

Fenix is fairly done, Blizzard just didn't want to release him + Artanis during the Legacy of the Void thing because Fenix's passive is another one of those death passives (and they had just released Leoric earlier)
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>>123316440
not any time soon, the player base is only getting bigger currently
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>>123316751
blizzshill get out
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>>123316726
I love how you keep up with this Fenix meme. There is no evidence hes even in development. You know who was confirmed in development? Gul'dan.
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>>123316574
Tracer will not be released right after Lunara and Graymane. Currently we only have a working concept on top of the ingame model. We hope you look forward to what we have planned before her release in the summer of 2016.
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>nova on your team
well time to enjoy the free lose
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>>123316672
The prices have scared away alot of potential players.

If they were reasonable from the beginning the game might be getting more than 1k twitch viewers
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>>123316440
When Blizzard stops raking in the dosh.
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>>123317002
Players, yes, but sales, no. This is just how Blizzard rolls, as their business analyst said in an interview.
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Recently started playing Hots now D3G is dead anyone want to party for le happy 50% exp gains
I have skype if you wanted to Cho'Gall together b-baka!

Bt: Schwabiwabi#1420
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>>123316913
>tfw Gul'dan comes and Cho'gall finally has someone to banter with
for fuck's sake he doesn't even comment on the ogre skulls on Muradin's back
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Anyone tell me why this game feeld weird and clunky? Is it the game engine or something? Even when I'm running at 60fps it still doesn't look or feel quite right. Not sure what it is but there is something fucked up and cheap feeling to this game.
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>>123314713
They want the new map to get some play on release, shitlord. They'll come back
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>>123317104
more players means more sales
having a couple million players instead of the current base would mean alot more money even with cheaper prices
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>>123310336
I live in canada, so probably never.
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>>123317619
They seem to disagree, they'd rather have a premium product with that certain number of high-paying fans, than a lot of non-paying customers, and that while more players means more sales, it doesn't mean profit.
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>>123316440
>mfw i spent ~$40 on this game only for it to become f2p.
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>>123317619
more players just means more freeloading cheapskates who cost Blizzard more money because they'd need better servers to handle all the traffic.
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Please cheer me up, /hotsg/.
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>>123317256
fug, EU btw
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>>123317993
it's not that bad, you could always be CommanderITF instead
>>
Isn't this game dead as shit?
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>>123317958
what, you thought a moba would be regular priced? lmao??
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>>123317993
It'll all be alright, anon!

What's wrong?
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>>123318042
It feels even worse than that.
It makes me wish I actually was that faggot so that I don't need to be me right now.
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>>123315889

gazlowe went mecha lord and the enemy was too braindead to stop him taking mercs all the time

enemy monk went full DPS when they needed a proper healer

some other things happened also
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>>123316913
They do have Fenix on the to-do list, but they shoved him back 6 months due to being too similar conceptually to Leoric.
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>tfw you land a team wide Grav-O-Bomb.

Grav-O-Bomb level 20 may actually be one of the best ults in the game.
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fuqq :DDD
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>>123318372
Yeah yeah you always say this.
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>>123318321
Everything is, and most of it is my fault.
I just want to undo things and pretend they never happened.
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>>123318506

typical hellish no-support QM where no one can do anything
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>>123317835
>>123317959
The game only makes money with a wide player base. If nobody is playing then nobody is buying anything. Blizzard has a fucked up view of thing based on wow.
This game isnt wow. This game has competition with 25 million daily players and years invested and blizzard is trying to compete with that by being more expensive.

1. A higher percentage of the base will spend money if prices were lower
2. The base would have been way bigger if people didnt think the game was so expensive

I have no problem with gold gain or gold prices, but buying three 'regular' heroes and three skins shouldnt cost as much as fallout 4. Buying half the roster with a skin each shouldnt cost hundreds of dollars
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>>123318554
Oh I'm sure there are a lot of things that aren't allll wrong or even your fault or in your control at all. While you can't undo things completely you can kind of work around them. You'll get through it just great!
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>>123318752
They feel it's not the playerbase that earns the money, it's the fanbase, even the people who only take a dip into the game once but during that time buy their favourite hero like Thrall and Jaina. If the game was priced too low, they wouldn't get as much from those people. Literally 50% less profit in their eyes.
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feels good man
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Why is Blizzard so fucking inept?
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>>123319312
What do you mean by this?
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>>123319004
what's up with the resident lili retards? is that the best autism this shit general could come up with?
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>>123318554
>I just want to undo things
I'm undoing your moms bra right now lmao
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>>123319501
play 3 games a day

complete quest

earn gold

feels good man, time to uninstall until tomorrow when i get a new quest, such is the life of having a 32gb SSD
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>>123318538
They actually did say that in an interview. That if they made Fenix he would have to have a rebirth mechanic and when Leoric came out it would clash to much with him.

https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3g22jn/if_you_are_waiting_for_fenix_i_have_some_news/
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we can out push them team!
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>>123319379
With the cash cow, WoW, they dont have to worry about not being fuck ups

I imagine its like being a trust fund kid
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>>123319670
Oh I thought you were bragging.

I wish there was a bonus for each 3 wins.
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>>123300770
>le shallow abomination birthed by terrible retcon with no identifiable character other than muh essense

Never
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>>123319727
>If they made Fenix
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>>123319525
better than the sonya or tyrande or whatever waifu faggots who pollute every thread desu
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>>123319763
But WoW isn't their cash cow anymore. Hearthstone is.
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>>123319816
Yeah. Which means they've thought about him and thought it was too soon for another rebirth mechanic.
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>>123319943
t. hisigia
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>>123319816
Fenix is not in development currently. Check back in 4 months, we might have news for you then!
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>>123319998
They have a list of 200 they've been thinking about. It's far from a confirmation of him being in development.
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>>123319771
>tfw i've only gotten that 800 gold quests more than like four times

>tfw i dream of having a series of perfect quests

6/8 complete on Win 8
1/3 complete on Play as X class
0/2 complete on Play as hero from Y game

the dream
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>>123320114
You can increase your odds of getting the 600 and 800 gold quests. I've had maybe 6 of them within the last month.
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Is Azmodan only worth playing if you are a LORD OF THE COURT when it comes to landing Q's?
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>>123320267
>increase your odds of getting the 600 and 800

what is this sorcery? how? i must know the secret
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>>123320309
I'd say lay off azmo until he gets fixed. His Q stacking build is really beoken right now. Stacks not getting amped not only gimps your hero damage, but also gimps your damage to minions, which gimps your ability to stack, which gimps your hero damage again.
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>>123320309
demon spamming is more fun and probably more effective while Taste For Blood is bugged
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>>123320430
Your chance of getting a quest is partially based on what quests you have. If you have a 200 gold quest your chances of getting another 200 gold quest is lowered. Just keep your 200 and 300 gold quests and you will get 600/800 sooner.
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>>123320430
You can't receive the same quest if you already have it.
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>>123320109
I never said he was in development, just that they've put thought into him.
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>>123320430
leave 2 shitty quests undone
=
bigger % to get a good quest
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>>123320621
>>123320625
>>123320667

aw shit son

i've just been grinding quests as soon as i got 'em thanks for the tip
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>>123320710
I calculated that during the time I've been doing this, I've actually received 18000 extra gold with no real added effort aside from having to play every day.
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Block list is finally full.. Is it time to stop queuing solo?
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>>123321018
No remove some of the earlier ones and start blocking again.
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can you do the cho-giving quest in bot games?
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>>123321829
Bots count as victories for all quests.
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>>123311215
Just ask in general chat, you'll find a faggot desperate to give you aids in less than a minute
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>>123321018
>he cant take the bantz
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>>123318416
>team with gazlowe actually reaching lvl 20
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>>123322916
It's okay if you are that shit. We understand.
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Can Haunted Mines return? You can have Tower of Doom back.
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>>123323631

I'd rather they removed BHB
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Tower of Doom
Halloween map

November 24
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>>123323631
players wouldn't understand more than 9 map slots
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>gazlowe pickers in my games

holocaust
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>get placed ranked 6
>let's play another game
>stitches azmodan first pick
>tyrande speaking spanish
>say our team comp is terrible
>tyrande points out I'm not rank 1 like her
>check hotdogs
>literally more games played than mmr
oh i am laffin
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>>123324007
It's more of Tower of Doom is shit and was clearly just made to try and and pimp up Cho'Gall.

>Here's a hero than can do a shit load of damage to towers and forts.
>His big weakness is easy to end the game at the end because of how much his death means.
>Lets make a map that you can't attack the core.

It's obvious they made this map for Cho'Gall.
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>>123325050
nah, the technology just isn't there for more than 9 maps in rotation
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>tfw one daily quest away from 40k gold and don't know what to do with it
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Why is she so perfect hotsg?
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>>123325131
Can the human mind even count to a number greater than 9? No, no it can't.

That's why when you try to count past 9, you go back to 1 and zero.
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>>123325469
>need somethin' blown up?

my dick
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>>123322165
i've tried that and that they're just about as hospitable as 4channers
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>>123325403
>not having more than 100k gold and everything you'd ever want to buy
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>end up against someone else from the /vg/ channel

>think this should be an interesting match

>our healer calls gg almost instantly and declares everyone else is bad while refusing to do absolutely anything at all

If only reports did anything. I only hope he throws himself off a bridge as I suggested.
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>>123325850
i hope you throw yourself off a bridge desu. you seem like a shitty person. a true loser.
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>>123325932
shut up reddit
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>enemy picks cho in HL
>decide to try the anub counter even though I haven't played him in months
>don't get much value out of the wrap, but still end up doing respectable damage without swarm

Nice. Think I might try getting back into anub. It's terrifying being so squishy, though.
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Why is Tyranda so perfect bros?
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>>123326485
BIG
BLUE
ASS
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>>123325559
Sgt. Hammer lewds when?
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>>123326485
She's not.
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>>123316440

Knowing Blizzard, even if it's down to 100 people playing, it'll still be alive for at least 10 years to come, so I don't really worry about it.
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>have to get a shitty bundle to get winter veil jaina
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>>123327014
>Liking nova

Literally any other girl but her. Almost as bad as the Zero Suit fags in smash.
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do MULES work on the Core in Tower of Doom?

because if they do, that's OP as fuck
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>>123327112
no
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>>123327112
Yeah, they fix 2 per minute. Seems balanced to me since you lose a talent.
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>>123327103
It's not Nova.
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>>123313371
Why's desert queen Zagara so damn sexy?
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>>123327496
she's babby's first monster girl for everyone that wasn't around for MGQ
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Rehgar is a somewhat acceptable healer especially when the enemy Uther only takes Shrink ray

also lol chain bomb
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>>123283663

HELP I have only 5 bucks left. Which on should I get?

Super Sonya

Novazon

I could easily go Super Sonya, but her master skin is nice unlike Nova, so I may just buy that and get my sad naked Nova a skin (Amazon was my main on D2) but the comic effects on SS is way too nice.

Man.
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>>123327764
Captain America Raynor.
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>>123327860

I'm not american. Besides, that one is pretty ugly senpai.
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>>123327764
festival Li Li
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>>123327998
Battlemaster Chen.
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>>123328045

Not into Lili, sorry desu.

>>123328117

Worst tank in the game, not interested; sorry senpai.
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>When Sentinel impacts, your cooldowns are instantly reduced by 2 seconds.
does this mean I get 2 seconds per hero hit with pierce and ranger at lvl 16?
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>tfw your unther only speaks in crylic
>tfw game is tied pretty hard base defending
>tfw you getting jumped
>unther man up modes
>wait he's chasing them
>you are dead because battle commander unther is hammering the shit out of their wd
>your team has no heals
>but it's ok you're chasing down their witch doctor
>oh wait we're all dead but you're balls deep in their base
>oh wait we don't have a base anymore you fucking uzbek
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>>123328254
uhuh
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>>123328254

Yep, but is a huge commitment to that build, drains your mana like crazy.
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>>123328045
It's for sale again? God damn. Love that skin.
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>>123328247
Chen has a higher win rate than Johanna in masters. Chen is the best.
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>tfw accumulating thousands of gold and you have nothing to spend it on
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>nova instalock on TostQ
why do people do this?
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>>123328693
>not accumulating tens of thousands of gold
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>>123328529

Jo works in more compositions, have more utility and CC. % are still pretty shaky after the changes. Chen will go down again sooner or later.
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>>123328703
Nova does insane damage now from beginning to the end and for some reason people don't understand how to play safe. She's not completely worthless anymore.
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>>123328798
Gotta start somewhere :^)
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>>123328813
Nah not enough people play him. I just like him because he's fun. He's actually not as bad before because the scaling changes really helped him.

He still gets fucked by comps with a lot of stuns and still suffers from not having really any cc until lvl 16. I think he's better than Stitches, Artanis. I'd put him on the same level as Tyrael and Arthas he just plays a different role than them.
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Should I just give up on supporting in pubs ?
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>tfw Zagara is definitely good on Tower of Doom
>tfw splitpushing like a baller pissing off the enemy team
>tfw enemies give up trying to catch you because Nydus is free 3 second teleport to fountain


>>123329349
which heroes are you using to support?
if it's "i just main Lili and Malf", then you should give up

if it's "i own all of the supports and can be flexible and choose according to the map, our team comp, and their team comp and be proficient at all or most of the support choices, then no, keep at it
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>>123329080

Tyrael is so much better thanks to his utility, and a goddamn marvel in comps with sanctification. That alone makes him first pick ban in every tourney. Chen isn't at that lvl, not even close.

Arthas bring more to the table than Chen thanks to his constant slow, root, dmg, and is specially good on gank compositions.


Diablo is on a pretty good spot right now. Can't talk much since I have barely play him in months.

That only leaves Stitches... not sure there at all, I play him even less than Diablo.
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>>123329532
I'm talking about Hero League because you and me. We don't play competitive.

Chen can tank solo. Tyrael and Arthas really can't. They play more of a bruiser role where they only really shine with another warrior. Or each other. Also Tyrael only really shines in competitive because you really need communication to make him work. You don't have it he falls apart.

The 3 best tanks are still Leoric, Muradin and Johanna. But I find Johanna incredibly boring. Like one of the most boring characters in the game.
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>sylvanas never ever uses her wailing arrow at a time where anyone can get any use out of it
>brightwing just does a bunch of useless off-heals and nothing else
>muradin has absolutely no clue of when to engage, presses ERD when 19-21 and dies instantly and did a shitty job of tanking all game
>tychus does less than nothing as usual

winlosswinlosswinloss

more red and green than a game about two italian plumbers
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so i'm getting up higher and higher in mmr, yet people get dumber and dumber. call me all you want but I was in 2.5k mmr and players there knew how to rotate, knew how to play their characters and now i'm at 3k mmr and players i play against are literally rank 1-10 and they are completely clueless, and only have about 200 games played when I'm at 1500 games played. What is this game even.
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That was a pretty fun first game as Lurkablo.

Totally worth the 5 bucks.
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>lose 3 games in a row
>win next 3 games

wew lad

afraid to queue again desu m8s
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anybody need cho'gall? i have the 2200 gold quest i'm itching to finish
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>>123305228
Yea shit like this is why dota is the goat moba. At least you don't have to be jewed into buying game currency there.
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>>123331121
No instead you can wade through one shit balance patch after another all the while Valve shits out hats and needs to crowdfund tournaments
>>
do you need to complete all preliminary matches to see mmr on those websites? Also, what websites?
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>>123331373
At least I don't have to fork out ten bucks or free2play ONE THOUSAND games to play the op heroes.
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i wonder if Tyrande has sex with her cat
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>>123323950
man this map is easy to win if you know how to push lanes
I won this with The Butcher of all people as part of my assassin daily.
Got most EXP earned for my team, too.
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>>123331431
So I'm looking at hotslogs and there are like 30 people with my name, how do I tell which is me?
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>>123332317
do you need to make an account to track mmr?
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>>123327764
Novazon.

Sonya's for pussies. Faceroll as fuck.
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>>123309963

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE IMAGE
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>>123332317
look through them and see which one as your game history? it's only 30, just go through 'em
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>>123329894
>>123329532

Chen can be extremely good pick if enemy team has almost no stuns. Why? Chose keg and separate the support or dps from the team, and let your team destroy the front line.

And with an enemy team that has nearly no stuns, good luck killing Chen.
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this is my life now
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>>123333601

But anon, every single comp that is worth something have at least one stun. Good ones always have 2.
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>>123333601
>enemy team picking an entire comp with no stuns

you're winning because they suck
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cho gall + abathur hat in my lane
how do I deal with this? he just smashes through the towers at level 1
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Okay guys I think I've settled on Marshal Raynor, Vampire Hunter Valla, Battlemaster Chen and Dire Wolf Mount.
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>>123333646
why are russians typically retarded and illidan or nova players?
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>>123334525
Why are faggots on 4 chan typically Lili or Chen players
Because they like to pick shit heroes like ruskis
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>>123334202
I ended up doing Marshall Raynor, Lurkablo Diablo, Skelethur Abathur, Mecha Tassadar, Earthbreaker Thrall and Dire Wolf.

After buying Skelethur, I decided not to buy any more skins for heroes I don't own because even that initial decision was retarded.
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I got 20k gold (saving 10k for Lunara), which warrior should I get next for HL?

Arthas, Sonya, Chen or Tyrael?
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>>123334847
Sonya is the only one of those that's good, so her
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>>123334847

Arthas. Above average damage, tankier than sonya or artanis, great ganking potential, good at clearing camps, mad CC, looks good on a horse.

Go Tyrael if you are a faggot who likes to play support.
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>Try to get R1 spamming Valla
>Stuck on 5-6 for a few days
>Pick only Jaina
>Easy R1, only lose 3 games
what is this bullshit
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>>123335091
You're bad at valla
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>>123335027
Alright thanks

>>123334916
I suck with her
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>>123335176
I feel like there wasn't much I could do. I was almost always top damage, I get an Assassin/Support pickoff almost every fight with my arrows, and I ALWAYS had the least deaths.

It was just way easier to punish people with Jaina because she did more damage, but it was AoE instead of single target and much, much safer. That, and you don't go oom from doing it.

Not sure if Valla is shit or just needs proper coordination.
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>>123334694
Shit I forgot about Earthbreaker Thrall.
>>
ETC is the best fucking warrior in this game for low-average mmr games. All you do is Q a loser and push him into your team since everyone is always shit at positioning. Also you can mosh pit with no fear of interruption.
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>>123335309
then get better, she's the strongest hero in the game currently, there's no excuse to be bad at her
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>>123335390

Valla is not shit. Can confirm. I usually play with friends, though, and I'm not the valla.
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>>123335573
Yeah, she's most likely not shit. She probably just doesn't fill the "single carry assassin" in uncoordinated pubs well enough to be consistent.
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>>123335542

Yeah you can carry a team with ETC
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>>123334847

This: >>123335027
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>Every Specialist cost 10k except Sgt. Bad on none Uther teams and Gazblow

Gazblow is bad on purpose isn't he?

I have 10k and I need another specialists. I already have Zagara, who is the Uther of specialist. Who should I get?
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>>123336097
>I already have Zagara

Go get some master skins or something
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>had furion as top wins since I started hero league
>tfw fun and cute finally takes the top spot
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>>123334160
Ask 2 people to rotate
Trade hits if you're leoric
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>>123335989
>>123335027

Ok getting Arthas then, any tips? I mostly play warriors so no need basic tips, just advanced shit.
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>>123335573
I love Valla, throw her Hell Beast Ult at the right choke point and you can be almost single handedly responsible for wiping the enemy team.

And she actually has build options instead of correct choices.
>>
So many skins that I'd rather have the Master Skin for. It's what stops me from getting them. Like Chen's Battlemaster skin and Thrall's Earthbreaker skin.

I'm already kicking myself for having two Valla skins now. Angelic and Vampire Hunter but whatever.
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>>123336171
But what about when I'm in ranked and the best Specialist, Zagara, has already been picked?

Fuck why is Zagara so good? I find my self consistently having more hero damage than assassin or equal damage output. Then she has a life saving, game changer ultimate. She is such an unsung hero.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH PEOPLE IGNORING THE FUCKING TRIBUTES
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>>123336578
Why should I pay attention to tributes? I can do more damage with Azmodan to the forts while you stall the enemy.
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>>123336578
That you need three for it to matter and sometimes it's better to just fuck up lanes while they wait if the tribute spawn right inside the enemies butthole and your a guy down anyway.
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>tfw want to buy dire wolf but I dont own or play Tyrande for maximum lore immersion

What other warcraft hero goes well with it?

>>123336578
>Enemy team has level lead and ult
>wtf team noob ignoring tributes
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>>123336997
She would have lunar tiger, not dire wolf.
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>>123336997
>tyrande riding a wolf
>lore immersion

What....
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>Watching Chu8.
>Azmo sits in lane does nothing else.
>People stop pinging for Azmo.
>He types something in Russia.

It's like poetry.
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>>123336260

Points about Arthas:

-You'll only need to build tanky on 13 and 16 if you're being hard focused or are a solo tank.
-Sindragosa is a beast don't go ghouls every game
-Simply walking up to someone with your E on is the strongest and most subtle form of CC you can have. If they don't have a vault/jump they're with you forever.
-Q damage is shit, use it to heal yourself or to secure an otherwise failed kill attempt.
-Know when to burn mana on E, the single target damage is shit.
-Don't forget to use your trait.
-Reset your AA with your trait.
-Don't forget to use your trait.
-Regret not playing him when he had the increased area on E as a talent.
-Don't forget to use your trait.

Don't follow the build that "everyone" uses. Although arthas isn't a valla on build diversity, he does have some decent build variation.

Have fun being a badass. You have just acquired one of the most fun characters in the game.
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>>123336576

pick kael
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>>123337265
I find Ghouls if you are solo warrior, Sindragosa otherwise. Unless they have insane burst damage.

Also Rune Tap. Get Rune Tap every game.
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>>123337209

>see someone type something in russian
>say something like 'vodka stalingrad communism vodka gulag'
>they type 'xaxaxaxaxa'

I almost made a ruskie friend.
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>>123327385
Implying she isnt ruined beyond repair with lotv epilogue.

Implying her heroes ingame model isnt the ugliest among female characters.
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>>123337626
That's a really shitty opinion anon. Besides what's wrong with your waifu having different flavors.
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>>123337626
Wheres the meme arrows
>>
/hotsg/ help me get over my insecurities, whenever i see someone in my team type something, i instinctively look at their profile to see if their shit or not
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>>123337423

Yes.
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>>123330904
Need to unlock Cho'Gall, play with me? IcePie#1653
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>>123337265
>>123337390

Alright thanks for the tips, will soak it in. TRAIT, SPAM IT.
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>>123337209

No, it isn't like poetry AT ALL.

Read some poems, piece of trash.
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>>123338373
vg has the nicest ppl around im sure they can halp you
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>>123338441

Use it whenever you can, just make sure you have it up for fights as it's a decent part of your damage.
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>>123338441
Also Arthas is really good at ganking. Don't be afraid to roam.
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>>123338978
Pick up some Mayakovsky and you'd see anon had a point.
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MY WALLET HOLLY SHIT
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>>123334694
you forgot explorer Li Li
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>>123339591

Any builds? Like regen/block 1, Destruction 4, Rune Tap 7, synd/army 10, 13 Relentless/Biting Cold, 17 Stoneskin/FM Feed, 20 Hardened Shield?
>>
>>123283663

Soo, I just want to add 5 bucks to my Blizzard account, but I can't find where. Is there an option to do that? Only time I charged was when I bought a gift card, and they are 20 bucks at min.
>>
>>123340347
Yeah that's pretty much it. Spell Shield at 13 is also good if they have Kael or Jaina.

It really depends if you need to be tanky or more damage dealing really.
>>
should I spend $10 on getting artanis and leoric?
I dont play ranked and I had stopped playing QM a while ago for some dumb reason and have only been doing my dailies against bots
but those heroes look fun to play as
also im saving my gold for greymane he looks p. dope too
>>
>>123340351
when I bought something I went to battlenet, put in cc info, bought in game, then back to battlenet to remove cc
>>
>Gets Kael'thas for Black Friday after trying him once
>Always gets filled with glee every time he manages to blow up an entire cluster of enemies

Best investment made
>>
>>123340774

Artanis is meh, but Leoric is a very strong bruiser. Has great sustain and can melt frontlines.
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>>123340774
artanis will be on free rotation soon
I would probably just farm for gold
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>>123341213
>>123341228
I got 14k at the moment so I guess I'll just buy skeleton king with gold and then once greymane is out ill prolly have another 10k ready to go, thanks!
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who should i buy if these are the heroes i most play (the red x means i don't own them)?

i know i need a specialist and a melee assassin...but i'm just so fr*ckin' tempted to buy leoric because i really liked the couple of games i got in when he was free

my life is in your hands, memers
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>>123341858
you should buy sonya if you want a melee assassin desu
>>
>>123341981
after a cursory glance at the thread, i believe you've memed me a bit too hard
>>
>>123342037
Not that guy, but Sonya works pretty well and should be picked as a melee assassin. Don't expect to solo tank with her and have that work out well.
>>
>>123341858
lili plus skin
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>>123342129
isn't she way too easy to shut down?
and i've never been playing a squishy and been like, whoa, better watch out for that sonya
>>123342190
between khara and malf, i've got support
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>>123342261
>isn't she way too easy to shut down?
her only counter is roots and slows pre-Wrath. If you and your team are competent enough to not be massively behind by 10, you win barring unpredictable throws
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>>123342129
>Don't expect to solo tank with her and have that
except you have a 40% extra hp burst with healing and stoneskin
not to mention your heal is spammable, basically a 4th skill
at 20 with resistance you can't die unless you play really fucking badly
>>123342261
>and i've never been playing a squishy and been like, whoa, better watch out for that sonya
must be playing vs bad sonyas in whatever elo you are in
even while being extremely tanky if she lands a spear on you you're basically dead because wrath + spear + slam + focused auto = high impact futa sonya
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>>123342261
>isn't she way too easy to shut down
By herself, yeah, and that's why you don't solo tank with her. The relentless on her ut makes her hard to lock down, too.

>i've never been playing a squishy and been like, whoa, better watch out for that sonya
You should have been. With wrath she two-shots squishies just about.
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>Havent played in ages
>everyone keeps telling me Sonya is apperently really good
>try her

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO HER GOD DAMN
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>>123342037
sonya is a tier 1 warrior and works as a melee assassin, much like thrall or butcher
i'll forgive your ignorance since you're new
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>>123342584
>>123342654
>>123342721
alright you ole memers...i'll give her a couple of bot games to try and then report back with a QM screencrap
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>>123343297
>thrall or butcher
NO
NOW I KNOW I'VE BEEN MEMED TO DEATH
I HATE YOU ALL
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>>123343297
Butcher and Thrall are both Assassins and they can't really tank at all
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>Year long stimpack shouldn't be tempting because it's so fucking retarded
>But it is
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>tfw made 3.5k HL MMR
Neat. Top 200 soon, fellow memers.

Yeah right
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>>123343517
you have to play 1800 matches, or at least 5 matches a day for a whole year, just to break even
>>
That dire wolf mount is looking pretty good desu senpai
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>>123343917
top 200 is like 4.500 MMR yo
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>my team giving me shit for picking tassadar even though we already have a support (morales)
>we proceed to stomp enemy team with almost no deaths thanks to heal + shield
don't underestimate double support idiots
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>>123344791
Not even. There are literally 6 people on slogs with 4500+ HL MMR. I looked up some of the people on the october leaderboard when it came out and quite a few near the bottom were low 3.5k.
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>>123344860
that's because the enemy team didn't have a hard engage like ETC

either that, or their dps was retarded / didn't have a lockdown like Anub'arak, Zagara, etc. who would show down the heals
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>66 stacks of Marksman on Tomb of the Spider Meme
>>
Anybody free to help me unlock Cho?

DrMrStark#1603
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>>123345450
>play Nazeebo on Spider Meme
>160 stacks of Death Ritual by the end
my favourite map/hero combo
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>have a dynamic bundle with a 7 day stimpack for $2.33
>buy it because why not
>suddenly lose all interest in playing after buying stimpack

well then...
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>>123346028

yeah it's a pretty legit ruse

after you get a stimpack you feel obligated to play a certain number of games every day which makes you not want to play

not to mention the ever waxing and waning interest in games like these to begin with

say no to stimpacks, /hotsg/
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>tfw you support Uther, because fuck it
>tfw you win
>tfw you see Bonus points for the first time in a month

THE LIGHT ABANDONS NO MAN
i'm climbing out of 2.5k MMR bois
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>>123309963
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This is jimmy
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So, should I worry about MMR while still outside hero leagues?
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>>123335027
arthas is trash after they moved his talents around
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>>123348009
there's a QM mmr that matchmaking uses to pair you up with people of similar QM skill

vs AI there really isn't
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>>123347984
TIEM TO MAN UP
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>>123348143
RAIDERS ROLL
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tier list by PinkWard

http://www.pinkward.fr/tiers-list-heroes-of-the-storm/

what do you think?

shit's in french, but it makes sense imo, maybe bump Raynor up a tier
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>>123348847
>Morales is bottom tier support

No wonder I do feel like I am making almost no impact when playing her for the first time
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>>123348847
>stitches low
>artanis mid
>tyrael god
>lili mid
>rehgar mid
>zagara god
>butcher mid
Those are the only ones I disagree with, but I'd only move them up or down a single slot.
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>>123349354
yeah, i don't get why Tyrael is starting to climb the tiers

he's about as beefy as ETC, but doesn't provide the hard cc or hard engage that ETC offers, don't know why tyrone's so good all of a sudden
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>>123349479
Santification and Holy Ground for extreme playz.
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>>123349548
so basically shit that requires teamwork and coordination

welp, so much for that, even if he is god tier, can't risk playing him since unlike pros, i have... whatever the fuck vegetables were freshly picked from the local farm

knowing my luck, my sgt.hammer would try to boost out of santifcation faster than if a sonya had just speared her
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>>123348847
Who is this?
>>
I distinctively remember Raynor being considered to be shit tier assassin back then, what changed that made him good?
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>>123349354
>stitches low
>artanis mid
>tyrael god
>lili mid
>rehgar mid
>zagara god
>butcher mid

Sounds right.
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>>123349880
Made inspire not put his aa on cd when you used it
aa damage buffs
some talent changes that proved helpful
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>>123349880
>double tank meta
>focused attack improvements
>AA doesn't reset with his W

Basically blizzard constantly makes changes that effect older heroes and makes them top tier, every patch an older hero becomes top tier right now it's Thrall before him was Sonya and before Sonya was Raynor.
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>>123348847
>>123348847

Who the fuck is this guy and why should I listen to him? Zuna even with all his feed made a much better list.
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>>123350185
post list, let's compare frenchie and zuna
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>>123350593
Not that guy, but Zuna's list that I'm familiar with is for a previous meta.
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>>123349548
>my team is reliant on mellee assassin for dmg
>enemy tyrael picks bronzification
>he pops it ONLY when the one being FF'd is critical health
>The one being focused runs away from invul aoe
>gets killed

Yeah, thats why I pick Judgement and pick him only for single target burst team comp
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Zunas list was shit, but trying to pass this off one week into a balance change ontop of the new scaling, is clickbait at best
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>blizz clearing out old stock before announcing swimwear or lascivious skins
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>>123350593

Is this one. Pretty much reflects what everyone have seen the past few tourneys. Very accurate, but with the recent changes, some switched sides, though, is not that much.
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>>123351691
>Very accurate
zuna pls go
>>
>go back to Dota 2 because I missed playing Kunkka
>all pick
>immediately there's fighting over mid
>nobody picks support
>we get stomped and everyone keeps raging/flaming etc.

I'm reminded why Heroes is so much better now.

Captain Blackheart as a Kunkka hero fucking when.
>>
What should be my first hero purchase? I got 6k gold here, and I'm thinking of buying something so I'm not always stuck with the free rotation.
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>>123352371
That's a hard question.

What's your playstyle? Supporting your allies? Getting into the thick of things? Hit and run attacks? Or something more... memey.
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>>123352576
Oh, I guess I should've specified. I like supporting and going in.
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>>123352696
Well for supports, Kharazim and Uther can get into the thick of things. Kharazim has pretty good mobility and can deal good damage, while Uther has access to many useful spells.

Rehgar can be kinda cool with his ghost wolf but honestly he's pretty shit right now.

For warriors, Muradin is always a solid pick, as is Johanna. Jojo is tankier but Muradin has more solid CC as well as an escape. So it's down to preference.
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>>123352371
pick someone who you liked from a previous free week
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>>123352371
just buy kael or jaina, they will carry you in quick games
>>
What time of day/night and day of week is best for Hero League ladder climbing? When are the opponents the most incompetent and easy?
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>>123355093
At rank 3 now, I tend to have my highest win rate around 6am, though queue times also go up a little. I think most people are just tired by then and prone to making mistakes.
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>Losing game due to our hammer never helping us tell her to help with the objective. Throws a fit over it, but finally helps spends the rest of the game says we couldn't win without her.


Its a team based game why are people so far stuck up their ass when it comes to this.
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>>123352696
Tyrande is a pretty decent overall support. She can 1v1 or just stun the fuck out of the enemy while keeping your team topped off. Though it does require practice aiming your spells. Uther is fine as well but I prefer having mule so that's my only issue with him. Khara would be decent but he has no aoe to stop stealthers unless he has something to dash towards.
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>>123356032
Because they see pro's pulling "epic plays" and think that being a badass in a team game means something.
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>>123355368
>rank 3

bronzie pls leave
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>>123351691
so this is where the "Gazlowe is bad" meme comes from

also
>Illicancer
>anything but shit tier
>>
New map outlines everything wrong with every map in the game.
>Never have to push into enemies base to win the match
>Past ~15m mark objective starts to spawn 3 times, aka a time bomb until the match ends
>Snowballing out of control, once you get ahead in a few levels its hard to catch up because you're forced to fight out in the open for objective control with no defense structures or any defensive positions to assist you
>Team fight, team fight, teamfight! Did I mention teamfighting?
These devs obviously don't play their own game, this map is fucking god awful.
>>
>Abathur goes locust build
What other things make you wish you could quit during a match?
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>>123358207
>timer on Towers of Doom going past 15 minute mark

no anon, it is you who is fucking god awful
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>>123358207
>I can win only behind a cannon tower
spotted the bronzie
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>>123358207
you know, if you want to play DOTA, you could just play DOTA
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>>123359193
>>123359165
>>123358714
Hi Blizzdrones how are you this fine morning?
Oh btw! All heroes, mounts and skins 50% off! Oh hey our newest hero? He's completely free too! And artanis comes with LOTV for free! We're really desperate for people to come play and spend money on this awful cash grab of a game we created, please play and buy things!
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>>123358207
You literally get a tunnel to the middle of the map so you don't get fucked right outside your base, if you're to dumb to use that to your advantage, pls play more Training Mode on Towers until you get it.
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>>123359282
>gets called out
>b-blizzdrones!

Bronze in game, bronze at arguments
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>tfw still 100% win rate on Towers
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>>123358207
it's dull map that intensifies shit QM/draft comps and the mexican standoff feel of gameplay but it's some medicine for the playerbase. people really need to learn to stop laning so hard.
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>>123359584
>cat
It's kot.
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Every time i pick Syl in QM i get matched against Nova without fail. Is blizzard punishing me for something?
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>>123359690
>instead of this we get censored Sylvanas with pants to appease the sjw

fucking blizzard has no balls anymore
>>
every single fucking time i have to complete the win 3 games quest i get the most ridiculous loss streaks
retards after retards after retards after murky/abathur/nova/chogall teams
last 3 days i have won 2 games out of the 14 quick matches i played
upvote to subscribe
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>>123359282
>b-better change argument and c-call them blizzdrones

holy shit, are you for real ?
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>>123359771
>Sylvanas must fight in her underwear or the SJWs win!!!!!
How about: Blizzard can't design character outfits for shit and they thought it was an improvement?
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>>123359771
There are a lot of naked characters in the game, anon.
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>>123360934
Would buy for 5€. 15 if it had voiceover
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>>123361054
Good. Goy.
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sorry for bad quality

will use potato settings next time

maybe
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>>123361345
you some kind of socialist fag?
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>>123361453
hahaha
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>>123361453
top kek
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>>123361453
>bullying that giant oaf
I like it.
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>>123361453
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>>123360667
I dunno about this white washing retcon shit, senpai

baka desu
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>>123362629
GTFO >>>/tumblr/ cancer
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>>123295556

kikes got me with Magni

stock Muradin looks silly when he walks
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>>123362845
suck a dick pants shill fag
>>
If Cho'Gall was a girl, she would be Cho'Gal
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>>123363329
>inb4 sonya futa
>inb4 hammer
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>>123363329
If Diablo was a girl would she be the same base model as Sonya but 1.5x bigger
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>current year
>not having a tyrande tat

whats your excuse, guys?
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>tfw 50% on Towers

3 players just left after 10 minutes because "this map is unwinnable by default". Permaban when?
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>>123364436
Having a tattoo of a fucking elf
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If my QM/HL mmr are both above 2900 how do I guage how bad I am? Is there a way to see what percentile you're in on hotslogs? I seem to have plateaued for a long time and I'm trying to figure out how to improve. I'd watch replays but the system is so clunky it infuriates me I can't skip to whenever.
>>
when did sylvanas go from bikini to pants? I cant remember what she had when I played wow, and almost every picture of her I can find she has pants
>>
>"gg afk" after one lost immortal
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>>123365957
about the time when the sjws started their conquest of main stream media
>>
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>123364436
No excuse
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>>123366097
literally who?
>>
Is Rexxar good? Thinking of picking him up, but I don't see him played that much

Same goes for Kerrigan, is she good? Seems kinda squishy to me.
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guys
what if the team which wins the most matches determines whether the grave keeper's map or the raven lord's map is booted out of the map rotation
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>>123366829

Yes, Rexxar is pretty decent. Few people know how to play him, go ahead if you want a challenge.

Kerrigan moar like CARRYgan amirite? She is fantastic, but she have a very high skill ceil. I recommend her only if you have mastered at least 5 other heroes. She needs positioning and that sixth sense you get when playing melee heroes. You gotta know when to get in and out.
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>>123366092
you mean the jews
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>>123366950
Mines is already out of rotation
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>>123366829
Rexxar is fine he's just boring. Kerrigan is really fun, also pretty strong great with an uther
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>>123365957
>>123366092
She didnt have a bikini in vanilla or bc, and apparently in wrath she got her current model.

No idea when she was pantless
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>>123364436
how did you screenshot your arm?
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>>123367039
maybe the mines return if that team wins the most matches up until one of the upcoming updates or something
i am curious in general about what they'll do with the ever increasing number of maps - map rotations imminent?
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>>123367384
>imminent?
it's already happening, isn't it
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>>123366950
>innovative game mechanic
>Blizzard

Pick 1
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>>123367795
innovative game mechanics by blizzard
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>>123367732
so far they just removed the mine map without any information as to whether or not it'll make a return didn't they
>>
>ToD
>Just retardedly push lanes as Sylvanas
>Low kill participation even though the team needs my silence against enemy moshpit
>Win because all of their forts and objective are belong to us

Wow this map is so fun ResidentSleeper
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Any US folks who'd be up for some games?
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>>123365957
>>123366092
>>123367151
pic related. wow models and the orginal sylvanas, before and after.

and then ofc the jewmedia ruined everything, like always.
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>>123368391
To be fair i don't even care that they're covering her tummy. It's the way it doesn't match any of her armour. At least make it a matching fucking aesthetic
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>>123368391
>tfw SJW's ruined Warcraft 3 by making all of the elven archers women even though they were men in WC2
fucking tumblr
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>>123368571
Women aren't even capable of properly firing a bow. Fuck blizzards sjw fantasies.
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>>123368654
yeah, they can't draw the bowstring. look at English longbowmen from the 12th century, they were deformed as fuck because of the huge draw weight, and those were buff dudes. -40 STR ain't no meme, it's a biological fact.
>>
>Peoole at blizzcon thought Cho'Gall was the strongest of the three announced at blizzcon.

Dryad and Greymane confirmed Gazlowe tier.
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>>123369249
Greymane will be a piece of shit due to his half-meleeness.
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>>123368654
>>123368847
elven archers never used longbows. a womyn is capable to use a shortbow properly. ofc if you can choose, all your army will be males, cause they are just superior, but adding women will add more numbers to your army, and numbers is the best weapon of any army.

so its ok to use them as a archers, but not to the point of being somehow elite shit like the jewmedia want to make them.
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>>123369316
Don't think he'll be shit. He'll be mid tier I think. Is his trait just the transformation thing? Would be cool if depending on the form you were in you would get better regen. Mana for Human, Health for Wolf.
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>>123369349
>more is better
>leaving your children to starve and your fields unattended is better
>risking potential breeding stock is better

full autism
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>>123369618
>I dont understand how war works

full plebian
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>>123369893
>wants to send out women to the front lines (which has never worked in 5000 years of recored history)
>"hurr durr ur dum u dun know nuthin bout war hurr durr"

epick meme
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>>123370032
desu i like the idea of women and children first, put them in the frontline while men do all the work
>>
why is Cho'Gall so fun lads
>>
>>123370032
>saying adding some women to the army, not all of them
>never worked
>literally in the last real war: female russian soldiers.

pic related. purple are the female units. guess what side, orange or blue, will choose any non retarded person. back to school kid.
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>>123370581

because you're playing against braindead people
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>>123370685
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>>123370581
>Artanis not taking Titan Killer
Probably the only time it should be taken over Charge.
>>
>>123370581
that jaina just walking casually to her death

sick plays brah XD
>>
>>123352253
Did you forget about motherfucking Grand Admiral Daelin Proudmoore? Christ, Kunkka used his model back in the original Dota.
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>>123370834
>video games
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>>123371726
>common sense
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>>123370581
>Look at this sick play. See Cho'Gall is good.

A shame the best character of the three is going to be Lunara. A character made for the game.
>>
>>123371895
So it's confirmed: You have to specifically make heroes and abilities for this game alone, otherwise it doesn't work.
>>
>>123368571
the official word is that most/all of the male archers died in the second war because of the fuckening that was Tides of Darkness and Beyond The Dark Portal
>>
>>123372124
Not really. I mean her moves aren't exactly ground breaking. Wisp, Poison, Poison cloud. It's just that they gave them to a character that doesn't exist.
>>
So, why is Stitches not good? He's ended up being one of my favorite characters to play. Landing a good hook or healing a fuckton by eating summonables and what not is just so fun.

Fun doesn't mean good, obviously, but if I end up playing him in HL over someone like Johanna, what should I keep in mind? I know he can solo tank.
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>>123372495
I played him back whenever he was last Tier one, he was fucking great because his hook actually had a slightly bigger width to it which made really long range hooks easier. Plus, his slam could get really super dangerous, slowing, dealing like 1/4th of most heroes healths and whatnot
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>>123372495
If you have no one to follow you up you are useless. You need a Tyrande, Kael or Jaina and at that point you might as well be playing ETC or Diablo.
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>>123372692
>le kael or jaina xDDD
i play this game for fun, get it metakek?
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>>123372791
>character is shit unless he has good characters to help him
>WOW WHAT'S WITH ALL THE META SHIT?
Stitches players
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>>123372640
Those days are admittedly long gone, but they buffed him up again. Apparently not enough though. I don't really care about the slam being total shit, it is his most boring move.

>>123372692
But Diablo can't solo tank, can he? He's a bruiser. Stitches can actually main tank AND set up ganks, right? Like ETC.

I dunno, you are probably right. The games I have with a Jaina are my best ones as I can hook people off of Jaina to save her and then she fucks them up. Those games make you feel awesome.
>>
>>123334847

Lunara is gonna be 15K on release week
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>>123373056
The scaling changes helped Diablo a lot. He does even more damage now and has more survivability. Not to mention he is the best ganking warrior in the game. He can pretty much do what Stitches does best without the need of a skill shot.
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>>123373503
I think you mean 20k as they said at Blizzcon, to compensate Cho'gall being free. Or did they change that?
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>>123372791
It's more about them being really good follow ups to Stitches hooks then anything else. Kerrigan is decent with him as well.
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>>123373604
That's the first I've heard of that and pretty sure your just spewing bullshit.
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>>123373770
>I didn't watch Blizzcon
it's ok to just admit it anon
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>>123373770
You shold've watched blizzcon. The paid streams were shown for free... through russians.
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>>123373770
it's a meme, a pretty bad one tho, some retard thinks it's funny to spam "-new hero- is going to cost 20k, believe me!!!"
just ignore
>>
>>123347687
How the fuck do you get bonus points????
>>
is azmodan useless in team fights? really start to regret my purchase, he only got one initial dunk and his laser is so easily interrupted by basically half the heroes
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>>123373770
>didn't watch blizzcon
are you even a Blizzard Gamerâ„¢ ?
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>>123374509
Don't be bad and the game will give you a chance.
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>>123373563
Hm. Diablo is a fuckton of fun as well. Though, I hate it when you end up dying and blowing all your souls away for practically nothing.

Can he actually solo tank? I might try some hero league with him.

And yeah, I fuck up my skill shot with Stitches sometimes. It is embarrassing. It is usually me misunderstanding distance rather than direction. And you sometimes end up grabbing the tank... God damn I need to get good.

One thing that is nice about the hook over Overpower is you can grab Stealthies.
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>>123374878
>growing
didn't you guys lose like 20% of your playerbase on Reborn's release week?
>>
>>123374878
>not playing both
>>
>>123374878
It may be the fastest growing, but the games in it go slow as fuck, which is why I switched to HotS. I still watch Dota tourneys and streams sometimes, but playing it is akin to torture.
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>>123374878

>fastest growing

Actually, is the one that is growing the least from the big 3 (LoL, HotS, Dota) This was shown in a business article.
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>>123375083
Isn't clash of clans or one of those mobile shit things the fastest growing right now?
>>
>>123374878
i play both but every doto game ive played this month took over 50minutes

which is just way too long
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>>123374878
but I played for years when it was good and not a "moba"
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>>123374878
ASSFAGGOTS lovers let SMNC die, don't expect them to have any consistency in taste.
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>>123375107
>big 3
>HotS

le memes
>>
>>123374509
Literally stop sucking.
>>
>Unlock Cho’gall by Playing with Friends
>Cho’gall cannot be purchased using Gold or real money.

So you're telling me if me or none of my friends bought Blizzcon tickets or none of my friends care about HotS or I have no friends at all I can never get that nigger Cho'Goyim??? nice game babbys
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>>123375578
Literally type in the chat:
>I want chogall

and you will get it quickly
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>>123375578
>nice game babbys
There have been two chances (Goyim ticket, random) to get them. There's one chance currently (type 2 words in chat), and there will be two (watch "pro" play, buy) in the future. If you're not baiting and really just a temperamental teenager please just start reading things and killing yourself.
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>>123375678
Do I have to friend random wretched scum and plebs that play this game to get the unlock?
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>>123375578
>join general or chogall
>"lf someone to give me Cho'gall"
>get a hundred people jumping at the chance to poz your negpussi with ogre AIDS
why is everyone in this general clinically retarded?
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>>123375859
Nope, just play 2 games with some random, I could give you chogall if you give me 20 mins to get to my computer

But in that time you will probably get it
>>
Why do people think Artanis sucks?

I feel like his early game is weaker than other tanks because he has no real way to stay on targets but he is an unkillable machine..

The only thing I wish they'd allow is clutch plays with his Dash and his Swap combined.
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>enemy team picks cho gall
>we get brightwing, leoric and raynor
>still lose
why the fuck does blizzard think this piece of shit hero is remotely balanced?
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>>123376395
>ignore artanis
>his skills is easy to dodge
>he cant do anything
gazlowe tier
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>>123376587
And then he gets charge and you lose.
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>>123376550
>be a bronzie
>play with bronzies
>lost like a bronzie
>muh balance!
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>>123375107
>Big 3
>HotS
holy fuck I'm actually laughing pretty hard
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>>123376692
at level 16? lmao
>>
New patch OP list, in no particular order:

Diablo
Thrall
Tyrael
Tyrande
Kael
Uther
Zagara
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>>123377709
How do you even play diablo, mine is sitting at lvl 1
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>>123377709
>thrall
>uther
>tyrande
hello bronze
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Which is the best color?
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>>123378625
Deutschbags will understand.
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>>123378625
red
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>>123378625
yellow
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>>123377917
He's pretty good. Take some damage talents for added fun, but also trait talents.
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>>123378891
this
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>>123377709
>deliberately not mentioning Tassadar

Hehe, oh, I get it
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the good goyim inside me wants to buy the year-long stimpack, how do i stop this
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>"damage Kharazim"
uttering or actually acting on this phrase should be a bannable offense
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>>123379679
Just buy it then you won't have to worry about it
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>>123379730

he's actually viable as an off-support with someone like tassadar, tyrande or uther now

but you are correct in that anyone who goes iron fists monk as solo support should fuck off, come back and fuck off again
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What is the longest game you guys have had?
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>>123379889
The fuck were you guys doing? Sitting around and telling bedtime stories?
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>>123378625
The one you like best.
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>>123379889
3 hours
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>>123379889
37min cursed hollow

pic related was fastest
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>>123375515
>>123376803

There is always a big 3 in everything. Smite was on 3rd place before, but is getting smaller and smaller each month.

Shame, since jiggly physics are neat.
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>>123379887
If you pick Iron Fists at all it's wrong.
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>>123380723

He's been played many times in competitive with this and they've won cleanly with it.
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>>123356032
hammer is the objective
>>
Why is Gazlowe bad?
>>
>>123381179
>not knowing that every blanket statement like that ends with "except in competitive" because a coordinated 5 man team of good players can make anything work even if it's retarded

what a competitive player can pull off and what the average retard in QM/HL can pull off are vastly different
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>>123381673
Too easy to avoid. Works against idiots nicely, but further up people start paying attention.
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>>123381747

no idea why you even mentioned any of this at all then if all you really wanted to type was "QM/HL players are shit"

oh well, moved the thread closer to the bump limit I guess
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>>123381997
If you pick Iron Fist you are actively hurting your team and if you wanted to damage you would have been served as any other character.

How's that? Also I've never seen Iron Fist picked competitively. They may go damage build, but they still don't go Iron Fist from what I've seen.
>>
>>123382141

>if that is true, how do you explain my feelings?

done. can't talk to a brick wall.
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>>123381997
you're right, all we should talk about is how cute and fun Li Li is. Fuck video games right?
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>>123379889
45 min on garden terror, team was constantly ambushing enemies near the garden seed bosses, switching every so often.
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>>123382141
I had a rank 1 Khara for comparison, I'm rank 30 in QM today who went Iron Fist and did the whole "drunken kung fu master" thing where he just went all over the place with Morales taped to his back. He was even muted. Helped us win though, so ehh
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>>123379889
40 mins on Spoder Queen. No fun was had.

>>123378874
>Lakritz

Find Jesus please.
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>>123383789
How do you end up at rank 30?
>>
>>123379565

Tassadar is bretti gud, but he's not OP.

>>123378172

Having fun on your sub-3k games?

>>123377917

Know when to initiate fights and have someone to even slightly combo with Apocalypse ult and you're set.
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>>123383789
you played ONE quickmeme game where a Rank 1 fucked shit up against Rank shits (like yourself at 30)

this literally means nothing, other than people at your MMR are shitstains, and impressively bad shitstains

i could go on quickmeme as abathur and still wipe the floor with any Rank 30s

you're not full of shit, you've just been selectively cherrypicking shit that you think smells better than all the other shit and shoving that in your face
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>>123383990
>do placements with friend
>plays exclusively Nova or Hammer
>can't tell him to fuck off
>get placed at 20
>get a losing streak because tilt the next week
>drop from 20 to 37
>cry

I should just get a second account and start over, this acc is tainted and my MMR will literally never be good enough for me to be allowed to post on /hotsg/.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMf2OXJcvhI
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So, which warriors can legit solo tank?

Johanna, Muradin, ETC, Stitches, Chen?

I know Chen isn't by any means good, but he is a tank, not a bruiser, right? What about Diablo?
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>>123384232
Jesus. You should've spoilered that horror story. It triggered me.

I'm so sorry anon.
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>>123384232
you'd think

but you have to level your account from 1-30 and own 10 heroes minimum, the grind isn't worth it because you have to spend a few weeks playing with people so stupid, you wonder how it's possible they're alive
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>>123384320

Arthas, Chen, Diablo, ETC, Johanna, Leoric, Muradin. Stitches works if you have a specific comp.
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>>123384156
PERMA BAN FOR PLAYERS BELOW RANK 1 WHEN???

I'm sorry I forgot I wasn't allowed to post on-topic stories without having you, Rank 1 Master League Anon, approving of them before. Please accept this apology ;-;
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>tomb of the spider queen
>your team gets firstpick
>he takes artanis
>your enemy team then takes tyrande and kerrigan
>>
lol im rank 32 because im genuinely bad at the game and i dont feel any shame for it
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>>123384232
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. My friend got placed at rank 34.

I'm probably gonna end up placed somewhere like that too if I ever finish my placement matches.

I feel as though if I only care about rank because people in this thread make fun of me, that's not a good reason to care about rank.

I just don't have opinions, so no one gets mad at me for being bronze.
>>
>>123384387
>"the grind"
>letting the game run in the background for two weeks is work
>>
>>123384668
git gud tho
>>
>>123384453
I forgot about Leoric. I thought Arthas was a bruiser, but he has really good sustain so that makes sense. Thanks.
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>>123384459
apology not accepted faggot, gtfo
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>>123384756
>let's just afk train hots for 2 whole weeks and not play anything else
>>
THESE FUCKING QUEUE TIMES
DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM DED GAEM

6 days remaining on stimpack, can't even get a game because it takes fucking 10 minutes to find a single match

THANKS BLIZZARD
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>>123384668
>being bad at literally the easiest online game
>>
>>123386254
What kind of shitty PC do you have?
>>
>>123386658
that's not farmville
>>
>>123386683
>implying there's literally any other game worth playing

>Memeout 4?
>Smite, LoL and DotA?
>Starcraft Legacy of the 12pool rush?
>literally all of the shit cookie cutter rpgs?

as much as i love to shitpost on /hotsg/, i actually like spending time playing the game, and there's really nothing else that's anywhere near interesting enough for me to play
>>
>>123386984
SMITE is leagues better than this shit.
>>
>>123386984
Then what's wrong with buying the starter pack for 3 heroes plus stim and playing QM for like a week? Just start setting up a second and third account now for whenever you need it if you care about the game enough to complain about MMR and to shitpost here all day.
>>
>>123387205
we can agree to disagree

if i'm gonna play a 3rd person moba that involves skillshots and crap, i'd rather play Battleborn or Gigantic rather than Smite

not to mention, graphics in Smite are shite.
>>
>>123387353
>tfw SMNC is dead
It had rocket jumping, man. Rocket jumping.
>>
>>123387602
it had a good run :(
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>Spider map on HL
>We get spider queens with a clear open shot to the core on bot, enemy heroes are mid
>Raynor runs alone to all the enemy team at mid
>He dies, enemy team wipes us
>Call him a kike as we lose
>Uther says "Stop, saying bad words is worse than a loss"
>>
>>123387740
this is what happens when everyone is coddled like a baby
>>
>>123387353
>Gigantic

top tier taste my mate
>>
>>123386415
funny because ai games have 3 sec queue times
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>nova players
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>>123388804
>playing with austistic aspergers who are so social awkward they have "ladder anxiety" and refuse to play against real humans

>subjecting yourself to that kind of game for 20 minutes
>>
>>123389194

>20 minutes

are you playing abathur or something
>>
>>123388834

nova is just tricking them into letting their guard down, it's a rank 1 strat you fucking bronzie
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>>123388834

>chen players
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[heavy breathing]
>>
>thinking of spending some shekels for skins
>realize i dont play 1 hero enough to justify spending money
>>
>>123381747
Iron Fists is a viable choice now as long as you make sure your team still has a healer.
>>
>>123390576
not in a double support vs double support matchup
>>
>>123325850
Did you end up winning? Ran into the same thing with an angry Malf declaring gg at the start, only for us to win at the end despite the flaming. Spaz.
>>
>>123390640
And why not? I've already beat double healer teams with Iron Fists monk.
>>
>>123390995
maybe it depends on the specific supports, but I've never seen Iron Fists Khara go right. ESPECIALLY if they announce it first
>>
>friend finally picks up uther
>he literally picks divine storm every time

kill me
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>>123390884

Nah we lost. Turns out the new map makes a lot of shit players declare the game lost very quickly. Can't do anything as a Muradin when your team thinks you popping Avatar and walking in at the enemy (when all four are present and have their heroics ready) is a good time to run away. With equal talents.
>>
>>123390884

why are some people limp dick faggots with no resolve
>>
>>123332317
Be more
>unique
>>
>>123391203
I've only played a few games with it since the patch and it works great. It's just hard to play as unless you got a group who will pick a healer so you can actually go full assassin. You could still even go palm if your team needed the extra support. It's surprising how fast Iron Fists monk can melt the enemy though if they don't do something to peel him.
>>
>>123336578
Whenever we ignore one of the THREE needed tributes to soak and either gain or lead in leveling, some dumbass always spams this shit.

See also: WTF RNT U ATTK IMMORTAL? WHY WULD U DEFEND KILLING IMMORTAL IS HOW U WIN FGT
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>That perfect setup
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jolly good goy
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>>123393103
based Carrygan
>>
>>123393723
>having excess disposable income
>spending said disposable income on things they enjoy

oh no! the terror! the horror!
>>
>>123393868
xxxxDD
>>
How do i gitgud as Artanis? Seems way too skirmshy to be a warrior.
>>
So is diablo a good hero now?
>>
>>123394098
He's good, but imo still needs another warrior or bruiser on his team.
>>
>>123394057
that's literally the point of his kit, engage and force someone to fight you

the longer they are engaged in a fight, the better your chances of surviving because of shields and your damage output

fight a bit and initate skirmishes pre-16, then get Zealot Charge and kill people with prejudice because that upgrade is so fucking good it's not even funny

if Zealot Charge was a talent you could pick earlier, it'd make him OP as fuck
>>
>>123394302
When did this happen? He used to be considered complete garbage.
>>
>>123394556
Didnt he get buffed several times in a row? Maybe the scaling changes also had something to do with it
>>
>>123394556
Since he got a dicktonne of hp. His kit was always great but he started lacking surviveability in the meta
>>
>>123394556
The health from souls buff was probably the biggest change.
>>
>>123394467
It's also a great example of how shitty they are at talent balancing or perhaps hero planning in regards to their talents, there's always one or two must-take talents on each hero, and that in itself is shitty.
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some dude on leddit made a chart with how quickly Cho'Gall spread amongst HotS players

a bit under unique 300,000 players over the course of a week, eh. i was expecting more players, but i'll take it

guess the game isn't as dead as people make it out to be
>>
>>123397293
>i-its not dead guys!
>please trust this infographic from totally not shill user!
>dont forget that we have -50% sale, p-please play our game
>>
>>123397293
>Blizzard marketing post
>relevant in any way, shape, or form

the game has 10K players TOPS, if not less.
>>
>>123397560
>>123398060
>tfw you shit post on /hotsg/ for some reason
>>
How do i git gud at dorf?
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How do you handle Tomb of the Spider Queen as the Vikings, /hotsg/?
>>
>>123398590
which one?
>>
>>123397293
It's only dead because it's a game for hypercasuals that play a single 20 minute match and log off for 2 days
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>>123398352
>>
new

>>123398927
>>123398927
>>123398927
>>
>>123398640
Badly. I try to split, even though you aren't supposed to on that map because I worry my team will tell at me.
>>
What do you think about the Demon Tyrael skyn guys?
I'm thinking about buying it with these Christmas sales
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