/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

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reminder that you can ride the p90 to LEM

memes only past this point

rape my tight little boipussy daddy~

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So subtle.

>>123380295
stop posting this image, i dont even know who this guy is.

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>>123380329
it's you

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>>123380329

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SEAN ;_;

>>123380889
whos gonna deal the addy?

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Pros get their hotels free, right?

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>>123380889

>>123380689
Stop immediately or I will contact an admin

So wait, I'll be forced to use the mobile app in order to trade or use the market?
In order to stop scammers you decided to kill the whole trading system. Nice.

>>123381167
its just a reaction image bro calm down

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>>123381167

>>123381158
SEAN ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2v208t5yVs

arigatou gozaimasu sean gares-chan

>>123381890
fuck you

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>SAVE 5% - 33% ON ITEMS IN THE MARKET WITH A SECURED ACCOUNT

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>>123382674
What's wrong, man?

>>123382879
i find it creepy you have pics of this guy saved tbqh

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post em

>mg2
>p250 only
>actual top frag, lose
>2nd game tfw you need auto sniper to beat the p250-only top frag, lose
>3rd game 2nd best in team. while clutch get one kill and while im still alive kick, 24h CD
git gud scrubs, why do i have to carryevery single game. cya in 24 hours nerds.

Do I need ESEA or some paid third party to play actual competitive games in 1.6?

I want freakazoid off Cloud 9 just so this shitty meme dies

>>123383491
wHERE DI D YOU PUT THE ADDY

>>123383491
It's only harveyfag posting it.

>>123383446
who cares about that old man game

>>123383560
why do you think that?

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>>123383560
>>123383380

wrong

addyposting > animemers deal with it

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So which one of these guys is Cloud 9 bound? Tarik? Koosta? Roca?!?

>>123383824
skadoodle

>>123383824
miss harvey

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>there will never be a decent canadian team

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>>123383824
MOE TO C9

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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.

how do I jew my way around this shit with the 200 transaction steam market shit
I'm not putting in my god damned social security number

>>123384164
>award for csgo
AHAHHAHAHAHa

>>123384359
use a social security generator?

>you will never have a hot cock shoved in your mouth while you clutch out the round

>played cs on and off since 1999
>still can't get consistent with AK

feels bad man

>>123386051
>playing the same game since 1999

hey grandpa

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>>123386051
>Play CS since 2005
>god-tier with M4
>mfw below average with AK
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>123386130

i said on and off, learn to read youngling, i stopped when source came out and started up again when csgo launched

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I just got two Indians on my team, literally wtf?

First time I've heard them in any game, ever.
t. Swedish

>>123386617
better get used to it swedeboi

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>>123386617
Probably Pakistanis/Indians living in Britain.
Or maybe they just got lost, much like their ancestors.

>>123386617
Fellow Swede. I get surprised every time I get matched with Aussies. It's happened at least twice.

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dobri slavi bled )

Monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK8HifbelzI

>>123386617
I got indians from literal india in a us east game once
literally 700 ping

>tfw starving

Do people even buy knives when they're completely battle-scarred?

>>123389090
I've bought bayonets just for the animation. Don't care how shit the skin looks.

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ayo senpai dota

why is a dick in my mouth too much to ask for

>>123389965
Fuck off, harveyfag.

>>123390183
this is my thread newboi

is there a better feeling in the world than when someone calls you a cheater

should i get a memechanical keyboard ?

>>123390673
But it happens almost every game senpai

>>123390971
and its the best feeling in the world every time

>>123390673
Actually winning a match

>>123391026
>>123391284
>>123390971
>>123390673
desu these are everyday feels, I felt much better when I won cluj-napoca 2015 :)

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>>123390673
knowing theyre right yet my shit is still undetected

>>123391727
Fuck off NBK

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>>123391762
>he needs to cheat to do well in the easiest CS

>RL MG2 friend invites mo to play with his online friends
>Hop on my smurf to play with them
>The only guns they use are P90s and the AWP
>Get invited to their Steam group chat and they talk like they are hot shit

Should I hop on my GE main and queue with them to show them how bad they really are?

#nicecock

>steam market blocked
>I'll have to go through the shithole that is trading to trade this copperhead aug for a st deag heir
fuck my life trading is so shitty

>RL LE friend invites mo to play with his online friends
>Hop on my smurf to play with them
>The only guns they use are P90s and the AWP
>Get invited to their Steam group chat and they talk like their hot shit

Should I hop on my SEM main and queue with them to show them how bad they really are?

>>123392879
Yes.

Anyone that doesn't main rifles is literally fucking retarded

so if you use a mobile authenticator you get a 5 - 33% discount on the community market

can anbody explain what will determine how big your discount will be?

>RL GE friend invites mo to play with his online friends
>Hop on my smurf to play with them
>The only guns they use are P90s and the AWP
>Get invited to their Steam group chat and they talk like their hot shit

Should I hop on my S3 main and queue with them to show them how bad they really are?

>>123393254
>>123393376

Did you buy your accounts senpai desu? Or did you just do it the hard way by deranking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2v208t5yVs

is freak on somethign in this vid?

>>123393473
deranked

it's actually fun to fuck around and not try lol

>>123393483
he's just depressed

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>>123393483

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>>123393709

>>123393942
nys

>go to play some comp
>ticker says confirming match
>never pops the button
>says failed to accept queue
gotards?

>>123394425
Game thinks you're shit.
Get good or hang yourself trying family

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>>123393483
probably famski

>>123394515
Seems to be happening to a lot of fucking people nigger. Maybe you should nys instead of being a cynical cunt senpaitachi

anyone else annoyed at all these russian jokes on cs sites? annoying af breh nvr even played with a russian tbqh

just confirmed my first trade offer through my steam mobile authenticator

I feel so safe now!!

thank you GABEN!!!

>new thread
>it's harveyfag samefagging again
Fucking hell, I thought he finally ended it. I'm out.

>>123379834
big deal when even majority of GE's are total trash

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>People who switch sites without saying anything

Had 4 A 1 B when 14-14 on Dust 2 because retards decided that they're going to start playing long all of a sudden and it cost us the game.

>>123397368
its good to have people switching sites otherwise the terror side maps out your defenses

>>123397649
maybe if you coordinate it

Stop fucking samefagging, you're so blatant.

>>123397819
coordinate THIS

*unzips dick*

Anyone want to trade $12 worth of skins for Ultra Street Fighter IV? It's been sitting in my gifts for a while now.

holy fuck deadmau5 is really shit at the game, and his opponent is way worse
I'd say it's Silver 2 level

>>123399182
i'm sure he'd be good if that's all he did all day, like yourself -_-

>>123399439
>implying I've even launched the game in the past month

>>123399182
You think celebrities play CS?

I don't even know how the fuck Aaron Carter even knows CS exists.

>>123399689
I don't even know who Aaron Carter is tbqh

>>123400163
t. underaged 2010s babby

>>123400245
Just googled him
Now I regret

>>123400520
really nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaL9VrQOP0E

>>123400520
Why? I'd suck his cock.

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ww@ w/ skdc wfx

>>123400838
Sorry, I'm not a 8 yo American kid in the early 2000s
Nostalgia is altering you judgment lad, it's really shitty

sgares is talking about his future and shit atm

he didn't go to a wedding instead of rgn LAN, he just went to vegas with his gf

>>123401350
whats his twitch link?

>>123401762
/sgares

gtr confirmed to c9

guys what mech keyboard should i get

>>123402481
logitech g710 is only $70 right now
probably the best keyboard you can get for the price

>who would best fit c9
>"a super good lurker and a good coach"
he basically confirmed +gtr and him as coach rofl

>>123402670
>logitech g710
idk i think i want a short one without that useless crap to the right of the enter key

>>123403125
stunna already said on twitter theyre picking up timthetatman

>>123403307
>stunna already said on twitter theyre picking up timthetatman
i mean he didnt but ok

>>123403125
>>123403307
>pls sign my profile

how can he fucking stand that constant begging ?

>>123401096
i betted on anger tbqh

>super gay
>sorry i didn't mean to say that word

>we got rap...
>we got wrecked

>>123403509
check the main cloud9 twitter bro c9 timthetatman confirmed

>>123404119
HOLY SHIT TIM ON C9 CONFIRMED
https://twitter.com/Cloud9gg/status/669639938774851588

>>123379537
can someone explain this to me? I looked up cloud9 adderall in google and it seems like old rumors? did someone get caught or something?

the way you can counter-move by having Z and S as forwards and backwards has drastically improved my aim

>>123404818
>in an interview semphis says c9 used adderall once at a tournament a long time ago
>people notice freak looks really intense and adderalled out at tournaments and on stream
>memers create dank images with his eyes blown out asking for addies

i think people just like freakazoid memes

>>123404818
ex-c9 talks in one interview about how everyone on c9 and most people in the scene were on adderall
4chan blows everything out of proportion + na team being in the spotlight = only c9 does it, le our guys dont do it

>>123404818
semphis said in an interview that everyone was high on adderall at an event and reddit decided to get really asshurt over it for some reason

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>>123404818

sgares is pretty fucking intelligent

is there a way not to turn down game volume but voice volume?

>>123406068
voice_scale 0.5
Default is 1

KOOSTA

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>>123404818

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SEAN

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>tfw sean said he cant see himself as a player anymore
;_;

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you niggas ready for tomorrow?

JW and his biceps are

Anyone have any idea why my sensitivity suddenly shoots up for half a second at random times?

Getting rather annoyed at aim overshooting because of the jump in sens at crucial times.

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>>123408598

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You will never, ever, be as rich as I am.

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>>123408675
turn off aim accel you scrub

>>123409174
so beautiful
truly the ourest of guys

>>123405412
adderall doesn't even make you play better

>>123409750
t. freakazoid

>save 5%-33% on community market!!
>3 cents turns into 2 cents, that's 33%
holy fucking shit valve when did you turn so scummy

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>>123409750

somone would disagree with you

>>123409750
this
itll make it easier to play your best but it wont make a shitter suddenly get really good at clicking heads or making incredibly smart decisions

>>123408498

Well, it's true he's simply individually not good enough to compete at international tier 1. He could easily lead any tier 2 na team like he did with coL into c9. Thing is why would he leave his current contract? He got a great salary in c9 and could probably ride out his esport career as a coach in c9. That's probably why he says he doesn't see himself as a player. Of course he could join a shitty team but why leave for a shittier paycheck?

>>123408598
I want to rub the tip of my cock on those biceps

>>123409956
they are jews

>>123409956
Rich men save their pennies.

>>123409993
i don't think he has left c9 the organization
he has stepped down from playing on their team

>>123379834
maybe in na, kek

>>123409503
Why does it do that with accel?

>>123409454
Madman desu.

>I'm not looking to leave the scene, but i'm hoping to become a dealer for another team soon

What did sean mean by this?

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>>123411418

we can only imagine

>>123410912
accel causes it that effect. accel dynamically changes the sens depending on how fast you move the mouse. So moving the mouse 2" on your mouse pad doesn't move your crosshair the same distance every time.

>>123411418
possibly taking some kind of managerial/spokesman role

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>try 4 different dm servers
>all dust2
>turn on reserves playlist
>map is dust

i like sean gares

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>*tips fedora*

>>123412786
t. freakazoid

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>>123413025

>*atheistic enlightenment intensifies*

What can we expect from Method v Denial?

tfw GE after 34 wins.

>>123413821
Essentially 50:50.

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>>123413821

a meme showdown probably theyre both shit

Why has csgog been so dead

even fucking tf2g is faster

>>123412725
Welcome to CS

>>123414656
if you're gay you get banned

so yeah that would kill /csgog/

>>123403840
I AM A FUCKING GOD

>>123414064
>silver elite after 10 wins
>derank to silver 3
>uninstalled the game
>shitpost ever since

High bet on denial, trust me family.

>tfw i used all my doosh to buy keys a few days ago
>tfw now everything is 5%-33% cheaper

>>123416302
nah

>>123416494
its not

you maybe would have saved a few cents

the 33% is a lie

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>>123416494
>tfw I don't have a smart phone so I don't get the discount

>>123416852
yeah i know, its only for 0.03 cents skins.

So how do I get this steam guard to work on my computer?

>>123416970
its a mobile authenticator

what part of mobile do you not understand?

>2 kids trying to grief in MM
>trying so hard to be funny throwing
>everyone just blocks them and goes on with the game
>unblock them for a second
>all they're doing is spamming the mic and chat
these kids baka

>>123417020
I only have a homephone. Can I just have like confirm calls go to that?

>>123416926
its 2015 you fucking piece of shit, how come you dont have a smartphone?

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>>123417137
I'm poor.

>>123417248
you can literally get a free phone just by switching companies

>>123417382
And pay an activation charge plus data.

>>123417113
you need to be able to run the android or iOS app afaik

>check csgo's blog
>get excited when I see a new accouncement
>it's valve shilling their authenticator

fug

operation droppin in hot never

>tectonics odds keep going up

They were at 12% two hours ago. 27% now.

Is gold nova 1 any good?

>>123420105
Well below average. If you're new to CS don't feel so bad though.

>>123420105
yeah man you'll be global in no time!

>>123420105
almost the best one, that's why it's called gold

Why are you all so bad at this game

>>123420712
whats ur FUCKING problem

>daddy emails me
>he's not on leave for another 6 weeks
>he won't have internet or phones to talk to me
I love when he calls me a faggot

Why do faggots in casual kick you for playing music?

>>123421654
They don't like your faggot music?

>>123421720
Who doesn't like YMCA?

Are you gay?

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>tfw when idling for cards to sell for gambling fodder skines

>>123422043
you only get cards in your first few hours retart

>>123422516
Obviously. I have games I haven't gotten all the free drop cards for.

>tfw daddy is on the cum stack but he doesn't get home for a few months because he's off killing arabs
>tfw he's not pumping me full of his hot sticky cum

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3u96ss/why_does_scream_use_qszd_movement/

why the fuck do redditors upvote and give out gold for no reason?

>>123423152
what reason would there be?
it means literally nothing

Anyone have Di's nudes?

>>123423152
because they're retarded

>>123424520
no, but the link should be on the OP for future reference

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What isn't sean dealing??

>>123425202
hope someone will

GTR confirmed for not joining C9 btw.

>>123425494
he (sean) never said no explicitly desu
just that theres no talks until contracts are up

>>123425802
Steel leaked info on the vulcun stream and sadokist confirmed.

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SEAN WHERE'D YOU GO MAN I NEED MY FUCKING FIX

So i don't play counter strike since 1.5.
What can i expect from this game and do you guys have some tips or experiences you would like to share with a "new" player?

just reached 16 rws for the month
am i good yet?

>>123426971
if you liked the early versions then you'll hate this

>>123425406
sean is busy dealing addys

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>>123426971
I played since 1.5 as well. CSGO is much better. The movement feels much better, recoil is better, looks pretty good and it has a massive community which means there are things like community made maps for recoil practice or custom crosshair making and testing plus things like betting gun skins on comp matches essentially 24/7.

>>123426971
moving jumping kills i hope youve been playing cod

>>123428023
The only time jumping is really viable is with a scout, because it doesn't lose scoped accuracy while jumping.

>>123426835
I CAN BE GOOD AT GAMES IF I WANT TO

>>123427590
>recoil is better
you're retarded

>>123428345
burst glock and mag7 and some smgs

link your phone with us
steam guard mobile auth
3 days trade delay if you don't

Steam has pretty much became just another corporate machine who only cares about the money they lose dealing with support tickets from idiots who get keylogged. So they baby proof the entire platform. I don't even use a smartphone. I don't even use the phone outside of 2-3 people.

Is the only solution to this disabling Steam Guard entirely?

>>123428826
just download an android emulator

>>123428749
>burst glock

Lol. But seriously, all of that was like that in the original counter strike.

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I hope you rike it csgog

>>123428826
same fucking thing I have a really old shitty phone and the sms wont even come through

>>123429483
>tfw I have a jacket that's very similar

>>123429483
>saved

>triple boost
holy shit anders is memeing from the past

>Kyle had to water his cacti
What did he mean by this?

>>123429736
Recieves a 9mm in the grill for his troubles though.

>>123429889
yeah that was some stupid shit
that lost them the fucking map

>>123429958
>>123429889
>>123429736
what are you watching

ww@ w/ wfx

>>123430007
method vs denial. Odds are 55% : 45% respectively.

Denial is winning 1-0 in a best of three.

>>123430189
is anders casting? wtf? stream? i only see the shitty starseries

I don't know why that other anon said anders. It's fragadelpia 7

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why is azubu so fuckin dogshit i dont understand? ? ??/??

>>123430270
anders isn't casting but he puts out these videos with weird boosts and nades about maps and stuff
it's fun for learning weird smokes and shit

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>>123429483
Fuck it did another I hope u rike this 1 too

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tfw no pre chub 420 pansy gf

>he betted on ocean

>>123431089
that's actually pretty hot

>in a dm
>run to kill some awper below catwalk stairs
>he jumps and headshots me with an awp

gotards????

>>123431927
git rekt kiddo

>lower my sens to 1.5 @ 400
>can now headshot well
nice

>tfw Rainbow 6 is terrible

I had high hopes, rip tacticool games

>win
>play again
>cheater
never leaving LE

what map requires the most raw aim?

wow

who is going to be c9s new 5th?

anime?

>>123432215
Nothing in this game can be considered as requiring raw aim due to the very nature of the gun mechanics

play another game

>>123432215

d2

>>123432102
GRAW on 360 is the best tacticool game to come out of the tom clancy line.

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how do you try to keep yourself from calling your teammates shit
i struggle to keep it in no matter how hard i try and i think they're just trying to do dumber shit so i call them retards

ocean with the fucking double one deag

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>>123432215

Why are people #freeswag?

Wouldn't that be a really bad team composition for c9? Shroud and Ska are already passive.

#freesteel or #freedazed would be a better fit

>>123432757
so nuke?

>>123432791
because most of the csgo community is underage and so they relate to swag the most, and he has cultivated this image of himself as a poor boy having been bullied into obedience by the big bad men dazed and steel

>>123432791
sean plays "bitch" roles (ct spots that everyone hates, guy who throws their entry a popflash)
steel said he left ibp (was going to rather) because he hated playing those support roles

>>123432651

realize its a pug and it literally doesn't mean shit if you win or lose.

>>123433025
but swag would not fit that role either, unless jordan took it over and one of the passive players started entrying with freak

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>top fragger has no MVPs
>bottom fragger has the most MVPs

>>123433278
yea
basically c9 sucks

>Be MG1
>play overpass
>get matched against 2 LEMs and 2 DMGs

Epic.

>>123433295
A lot of the time, in higher level games, the top fragger is a heavy entry or support but dies first, consistently getting 2 kills every round won, and the bottom fragger is the clean up that watches behind and plants, or is the clutch player who works best alone

>>123433369
>he doesn't rise to the challenge of people better than you
i love getting matched vs low level na pros like sav, cj-da-king, vEz, etc

>>123433469
Yeah, but I was the bottom fragger and did like absolute shit except maybe getting 2-3 kills a few times.

>>123433449
you're cute
would be a shame if you were male

>>123433449
cant believe there are people who dont support our girl narcy
she's so brave coming out like this

What's the "pretty good" rank if you're soloqueueing ?

>announce report
>guy quits prefiring his shotgun everywhere
ayyyyy

>>123433486
>cj-da-king
pretty sure that kid cheats

>>123433639
gLobal desu senpai

>the game is absolutely no fun when you lose
>get to a rank where I can't win more than 50% of the time
gotards?????

>>123433731
fun fact all three are suspected for cheating

Just found out the ex-gf who leaked proof so ibp to get banned is a fucking weaboo. Figures. Anime ruins everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umtYRc6bqoE

;_;7 F

>>123433872
>Not being good

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>Tectonic wins with odds of 27%
>payout is 2.62 for 1

Oh lawd. A lot of people lost a shitload.

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VP OR LEGACY

>>123434140
>betting on ux when ux is the overdog
LMAO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THEY OBVIOUSLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Stewie2k will never join c9 because asians are cool enough to be in the c9

>>123434145
maxbet legacy trust me with your skines senpai

>>123433872
I see posts circlejerk around rank more and more. I should probably leave.

>>123434140
>denial won too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>123434221
I bet on Tectonic, denial and euronics. Lel.

>>123434317
Ah yes thank you random anon that might be lying out of his ass so he makes me lose 500 dollars in skins

>>123434280
*aren't
asians are the least cool race only above sub races like mongols or finns

>lounge says that denial won
>they won map
>it was a bo3
thx lounge

>>123434445
second map, gg

>>123434354
but seriously bet on VP if they lose then they threw i never heard of these australian cunts ever

>go to csgolounge
>search offers that offer games
>post tpb torrents in the comments on every one of them
:) i got bullied a lot in school

You guys don't understand
I am DEFINED by this game
other people are musicians, or writers, or football players, or fucking accountants, or SOMETHING
all i have is above average skill at this game
and then i stagnate for 300 hours
and then i realize the game doesn't take skill
I should just kill myself

>>123434725
post ur esea

>>123434796
sorry my computer is actually malware free

>>123434853
>>>/r/eddit

>>123434853
w/e bro, keep believing you're "above average" at this shitty game

>>123434721
desu you're probably bullying the kids who were bullied right next to you. double bully

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>>123409454
>denial and tectonic

Balling out of control.

>>123435105
I'll give you a few skins if you're really that poor famsy, post link

>>123437451
I'd feel bad accepting, I'm just using lowest end skines for betting purposes, not using any skines I use normally. Makes me look poorer than I am.

Anyone else having an issue where it randomly kicks you from the queue and says you failed to respond to a match request when no such request came?

>>123438930
verify cache, it fixes like every problem.

also aussie mm was fucked this morning.

>>123439093
There's a sticky on reddit about it so I think it's on Valve's end

>>123439528
i just came on my monitor so now there's two stickies on reddit LOL

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>>123439776

m4a4 or m4a1-s?

I gotta take a shazan

>>123440203
*ritsu

>>123440152
m4a4 for camping CQC. M4a1s for camping long.

>>123440152
a4 if you are at all decent
a1 if you can't aim for shit

>warden stealing dazed's knife skine

lmao

NA bois

>>123440518
shouldn't that be the other way?

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>i play above 1 sensitivity 800 dpi

>>123441527
a1 is a fucking laser beam senpai
have fun losing 1v1s constantly due to low rof tho

>tfw all-in on vp against rando ausfags in a bo1
i like to live dangerously

>>123442082
I play 1 on 1600 dpi
What are you gonna do about it nerd

>tfw moe will never be my harsh but loving older bro

>>123443042
snax is back again, you're pretty safe

>>123443242
k
snax is the best desu, they need to drop pasza

>>123443302
People like him because of biceps memes, probably their best income source

>>123443530
i mean, he's a nice guy but he's a bad rifler and now that he doesn't main awp what the hell's the point

fuck michael brown

>>123443734
are they still whining about him

>>123443819
maybe it was a rerun but i just watched some horse shit show about black communities and "the struggle"

>>123444031
just turn it off bro
fuck that shit

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>Friend payed me $20 to get his DMG account to Supreme
>2 days later he's back at DMG

>>123444858
I'd reckon that's a good thing, he'd derank his way all the way back down to DMG, realize he wasn't cut out for it, see exactly what he needed to improve, and be able to improve it.

I think I'd benefit from getting my LEM account to Global for the same reasons. Although, I wouldn't want to spend the money

>>123379537
Would any Source Film Makers be interested in partnering up with a writer to make some vanilla csgo matches into 2 minute cinematics? I noticed all the SFMCSGO community contributions are never action packed or exciting. My PC cant run the damn thing (unless i have one entity ever moving on-screen (which could be done if i were to make a comic out of comprised shots)) but I'm deeply interested in attempting something like this.

PSA: DMG is halfway to global

its a hard knock life

>>123445316
they arent action packed because animation is fucking hard and time consuming

""""""""writers"""""""" like you already exist in infinite and are more or less worthless compared to the people who actually do the lifting

>somebody code my app that I had an idea for

im gonna pay someone a st usp guardian to secure this rank up to lem with my next 2-3 wins

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Do people actually cheat at higher ratings?

I sound like a baby but I'm supreme and some of these people play better than pro players do on streams. Is cheating on mm that bad?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bigginsislife/

>>123446973
RIP

>>123446958
It's $7.50 right now and a vac wave hasn't rolled out until just earlier today, as to catch the maximum amount of cheaters from before and after the sale

>>123447227
>and after
so naive

>>123447227
this vac wave was ridiculously shitty, it didn't get any of my saved blatants

>>123444858
>people think they deserve a higher rank than they are
>people pay so they get boosted
>they get destroyed at those higher ranks
why do people think they deserve a higher rank than the one they already are?

>>123447659
smurfs, soloqueing, hackers

>>123447643
I'm thinking they'll do steady bans through out the week, but it being Steam/Valve...

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>>123446973
>mfw I saw it

>>123447715
I doubt it

but still it looks like they didnt even detect the major FREE cheats, they only detected a single one

theres literally FREE CHEATS that have been undetected for over 6 months

lol

less than 4 hours left, m8s

>>123448643
then what

>>123448753
>>>/out/

>>123448643
will NiP disband after this lan?

>>123448780
rumor is that get_right got a new offer from NiP and might not go to play for c9 after all

>>123448868
I read that the NiP players are not getting paid, so why would he stay in an org that is not paying them?

>>123448930
Ask steel, he was talking about it on the vulcun show with natu and sadokist

>top frag
>get added by people wanting to be carried
>bottom frag
>get bullied
its the cycle boys