srg speedrun general

first for lazathon

fw bad day

GENDER ROLLS

>>123293576
Cancer raising money for AGDQ when he doesn't even have a run. Bad enough even if he does have one, this is next level cancer.

>donation shaming

>>123294012
upwording this post

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Some nice memes in this thread already boys, keep it up.

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>>123294250

*accepts donation*
Hey /srg/ wassup
*hi-5s you*
Lets hang! :)

>>123294098
*sneaks peek at anime's feet

i thought supporting our boiz meant paying for their vacation so i can see them on stream. at least that's what duke_bilgewater told me.

>>123294538
Duke is scum.

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>>123291005
fuck.

>>123294538
Imagine being one of the people who donated for Duke to fuck Beneziaa.

>>123293884
For sgdq2016 I am gonan do a fundraiser so I can buy snacks and alcohol for watching the stream.

>>123294740
word

>>123294670
Swap it to miles in the top right hand corner, click the cog -> settings -> stats -> preferred units.

Good job though nigga

>>123294538
His name is Ishmael BongWasser you swine.

>>123294775
>watching the stream
might need to cut out the snacks and just buy nothing but alcohol.

>>123294740
How did she end up going anyway? I thought she wasn't getting any of the money.

>>123294935
gotta have something to help keep down the alchie

>>123295116
Duke Jr. asked Duke Sr. to pay for her trip

>>123294670
who is this?

>>123295116
you don't remember "honestly, i don't think anyone will notice if we took a little extra"?

Hey guys, witwix here, what should my next tweet be?

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>>123295238
>Duke Sr.
its peter

>>123295396
a link to my stream

>>123295116
Jeremy "Bill" Skellyton the Bad paid for her ticket

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"I've really been working on fitness." -Gunnermaniac

>>123295552
he does look thinner desu

>>123295486
what's your link bud

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>liquidxsquid

>>123295712
just look at the /srg/ team list and pick a random runner. maybe i'll get lucky.

>>123295742
>hearthstone
Toppest of plebs.

>>123294872
1.6km is basically 1 mile. Just did it for the meme.
Also thanks :)

>>123295253
It's a secret :3

>>123295552
zack wtf is wrong with you
god dammit how many times do i have to go over the fact he's on break

>>123295552
Fitness dick in your mouth

http://strawpoll.me/6093151
http://strawpoll.me/6093151
http://strawpoll.me/6093151

is there anything wrong with running a game on a flash cart?

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>>123295921
still better than being a squid squad member

>>123295934
>1.6km is basically 1 mile
This is America mother fucker I don't want to be converting your shitty measurements

>>123296453
>no suicide option
fuck off

most impressive speedruns in your opinion?

Either a specific run or games that are just hard to speedrun.

>>123297008
medievil

>>123297008
Games I like

>>123297008
Dragon Quest 8 TAS

>>123297008
SM64 obviously.

Why would you run any other game?

>>123297008
oot any%

>>123297008
Umihara Kawase

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>>123297008

>>123297457
>medievil
>>123297421
>>123297286
>>123297271
>>123297168
>>123297102
I was bored and now I got something to watch. Thank you guys.

>>123295712
fuck that guy tweet about #eatingasandwich

>>123297587
dropping a big, fat word on this one

>>123297008
i'm shit at video games and every game i run has a high skill ceiling that i'll never reach.

so every game. ever.

>>123294872
>nigga

>getting mega butthurt over donations which are a drop in the bucket for anyone with a real job
Kekking at anyone who's poor enough to do this

>>123298876
Fuck off donation fag.

tfw your speedcrush will never lay the smoochdown on you

>>123298876
wording this tbf

>>123298898
Nope, no matter how hard you samefag, no matter how butthurt you get, i'm still gonna come here and make fun of you for being a poor, jealous NEET. Stay mad though, niglet.

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>resume the paused stream of 360chrism
>nigga is actually speedrunning ur mr gay instead of mario maker
lmao rarely closed a stream this fast

>>123293486
IDDQD and win.

>>123297738
Yeah got a problem senpai

>>123298876
why even have it if you don't make any money out of it? obviously people don't like you enough to donate, so are you just that full of yourself?

>>123299131
You don't know what samefagging is.

I'm not even poor, or NEET, I'm just not a donation fag or a nuthugger and I'm not involved in any clique bullshit with people who donation fag.

Fuck off.

>123297659
Had to throw it on the end of a tweet thanks for the great advice man!

>>123298971
idktf my speedcrush lays the smoochdown on me every night :3c

>>123299842
cumcrab... fantasies and dreams do not count.

>Geoff crying because Did You Know Gaming used one of his Monkey Ball replays and it filing a copyright complaint against it

Pathetic.

>>123299520
Your incoherent post is a shining example of the typical retard who rails against donations

>>123299534
You're basically a tripfag at this point, it's embarrassing to see someone so passionate about a pittance smaller than what the government gives niggers on a daily basis. You're autistic as fuck and nobody takes you seriously.

>>123299976
Fuck off you disgusting donation fag. There is absolutely no defending it, you're just one yourself or you're a nuthugger to those who do it. Kill yourself.

*watches lazathon*

>>123299534
No you're involved with a clique who doesn't speedrun, vehemently attacks others, polices the thread and decides who is and isn't "/srg/" even though only one of you speedruns.

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>>123296461
was it because i actually tried to ask a question about speedrunning?

>>123300119
>all dem buzzwords
Nkr, are donations your new crusade? Because you've made it a meme, just like everything else you focus your autistic energies on. No one respects you because of how fucking autistic you sound, you're a braindead little faggot who needs to be lobotomized and placed on 100mg lithium before you hurt yourself in an autistic frenzy.

>>123296461
It depends on the console and cart. For instance one of the prominent NES flashcarts fails more true-to-original-cartridge checks than puNES, the leading emulator in accuracy.

>>123300403
No there's nothing wrong with it. If you want to be sure just ask the community of your game.

>>123299976
just saying its kinda egotistical to have a donation link if no one donates. i could give three shits that you like rattling a tin can on the internet for money.

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>>123300403
Really depends on how autistic the community is that runs it. Most people won't mind but never even dare to meantion anything but a real jap n64 with jap cardridge and original fucked up n64 controller.
What game do you want to run?

>>123300551
Not him, but I heard using PSP CFW to run games is allowed. Is that true?

>>123300510
>not respecting someone who stands behind their own beliefs and won't back down for anyone
i support noobkillerroof

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>>123300704
*for sm64
My bad.

>>123300719
Well that is a native feature of the console, so I'd be surprised if it got any different behaviour out of the games. I guess the question to ask is if load times are the same, (for games that were only available on disc and not download).

>>123300659
Nope, i don't need donations but i don't begrudge anyone who takes them. Donations are only big paydays for retarded NEETs who couldn't earn a dime if their lives depended on it.

Anyone else trying to find a new speedgame?
Hows your searching going?

>>123301141
Having to run games off the UMD would be major ass.

>>123300719
i used to do it, using cfw to record with remotejoylite

but using rjl makes games lag and causes other issues, so you lose time over just using the tv out and a cap card

>>123301141
using cfw actually allows you to save tons of time from loading the games off your memory stick (in mhf2 for example, you save like 20 seconds per area transition, which means you end up cutting like 10 minutes off your time over using a umd) you can also force the clock speed higher if the game doesn't natively max out the cpu, meaning you'll get less lag

>b-butt donations are small!
>proceed to beg for money to play videogames

>tfw shit internet so can't stream

>>123300367
Who do you think it is if you are so sure what clique they are in?

hehehehheh

>>123301779
iktf

>>123301848
he's playing guess the poster! srg's new favorite game and squid always wins.

>>123300510
>>123300848
I'm not NKR, fuck off you donation fags.

>>123302184
>tfw people always think i'm yashi

>zfg is live
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD?

if you try to say NKR like a regular word it kinda sounds like nigger

>>123301245
Heck yeah brother. Did one run and im only a minute behind wr

more like ntr

That was the most powerful run I've ever seen. True POWER. After the pause, Clemens decided this was going to be the run. The strafing in the big room was just POWER! He powered through it. The game didn't want to give it to him without a fight, but he just POWERED THROUGH IT! Fuck, that run against the glass as it was breaking was insane. I've never seen such clean strafing in a building level in my LIFE. From the pause to the vents... it was just INSANE. Then once Clemens was in the vents, while he wasn't perfect, it was never in doubt. The way he peeked around the corners and shot the AR33 was just POWERFUL. I don't think I've ever seen such powerful shots coming out of an AR33 in my LIFE. It almost seemed like the shots were STRONGER, FASTER, HIGHER, BETTER. Maybe that just describes Clemens himself.

The sweep is long overdue but often with things like that they come out sweeter in the end. This is the best record in Goldeneye history. It outclasses the other Tier 1s like Train 57, Jungle 54, Silo 110, Frigate 23. Congratulations Clemens, you deserve it.

I have to give credit to NKR for sticking onto his beliefs. Immigrants are ruining Europe, that is a fact. Donationfags are tainting the speedrun community, that is a fact.

>>123302527
inb4 he starts clamoring for a namechange now

>>123302726
he's also a kekold, so does that make the people against donations kekolds?

>>123302875
How is he a kek? All he believes in is to have white children and there's nothing wrong with that. The "refugees" are systematically eliminating whites in Europe by outbreeding them and that is fucked.

>>123303121
Can you keep this shit out of these threads?
Thanks.

zfg laying the smackdown on speedrunning drama right now

>>123300551
You have to consider how relevant these accuracy tests are to speedrunning though.
The basic emulation is perfect with pretty much every good NES emulator and if it's not you'll notice soon enough. The only thing they fail usually is slight audio and graphics stuff. The biggest factor for speedrunning that is completely ignored in these tests is lag. Bsnes passes 100% of tests and is "cycle-accurate" although it is known to not emulate lag accurately. Kirby's Adventure TASes don't play back on console because of lag differences.

>>123303420
tfw autism smash drama is way cooler than speedrun drama

That was the most powerful post I've ever seen. True POWER. After the new thread, NKR decided this was going to be the post. The strafing in the big room was just POWER! He powered through it. The thread didn't want to give it to him without a fight, but he just POWERED THROUGH IT! Fuck, that run against the glass as it was breaking was insane. I've never seen such clean strafing in a thread in my LIFE. From the new thread to the post... it was just INSANE. Then once NKR was in the post, while he wasn't perfect, it was never in doubt. The way he peeked around the corners and shot the keks was just POWERFUL. I don't think I've ever seen such powerful shots coming out of an NKR in my LIFE. It almost seemed like the shots were STRONGER, FASTER, HIGHER, BETTER. Maybe that just describes NKR himself.

The post is long overdue but often with things like that they come out sweeter in the end. This is the best post in /srg/ history. It outclasses the other Tier 1s like who is we, monkeyposting, kekmo, chibi. Congratulations NKR, you deserve it.

>>123301779
Even slayer could stream from his 1 core craptop.
And so does cavememe.

>>123303504
>Kirby's Adventure TASes don't play back on console because of lag differences.
forgot to add:
But you won't have that problem with a PowerPak since it uses the NES's hardware.

I only came to this thread because I was bored and wanted something fun to watch. I never frequent these threads.

This donation/no donation "debate" is probably the most autistic shit I've ever seen. You can also just tell that the people crying the loudest are stereotypical 4chan contrarians.

>>123303647
That's nice, what's that got to do with terrible internet upload speed?

>>123302726
Struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith.

What's up srg you don't like my shoes? That's because you already know my shoes is better than yous

imagine being rwhitegoose and deleting your posts on reddit because someone copied and pasted them on /srg/

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>>123303857
Cavememe streams with this.
>>123303721
Go beg for money somewhere else, donationfag.

>>123303721
Well go watch streams then? You shouldn't go past the OP if you're just looking for streams anyway.

>>123299142
chrism's stream sucks but that nigga can side blj like a mad cunt 2bhwuf

>>123304178
Hmm well that is sort of similar to mine though I live in Australia and we don't exactly get the best from Twitch. They were putting offices or some shit here pretty soon I think so that might help with streaming.

If anything that sort of gives me confidence.

>>123304362
Is he within a minute of wr yet?

>>123304443
that's like 3x what pyrius' upload is and he's an aussie

>>123304450
idk my man but heres a link to check http://www.google.com

>>123304178
not that guy but I drop like 75% frames even though under testing mine is much better, strange

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WHERE ARE THE MEMES SERG!?

tfw WR in clicking captcha palm trees

>>123303721
Fuck off you donation fag jew.

>>123304813
im p good at turkeys myself

>>123304949
ABOVE

>>123303647
>muh 1 core internet speed

>>123304813
I bet squid is the best at clicking the bananas LOL!

>>123304813
tfw no hitomi tanaka gf

>>123304813
Hitomi a qt

>>123304982
You don't know what this means.

>>123304813
yea i was in that thread too

>>123304813
LOOK at those TIDDIES

>>123305157
oh why can they never last...

>>123305151
ABOVE.

>>123304636
what should I search for?

>>123305267
You don't know what this means.

>>123304813
what kind of degenerate would have this saved?

What ever happened to the OneHand / meme

>>123302352
You're just as autistic you fucking retard

>>123300510
that's squid

>>123306523
No it's not you autistic cunt

>>123306224
Fuck off you disgusting little jew.

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>>123305267
AWOO IT ALL

>tfw you agreed with srg about the donations then people sperged and it went too far

Every time

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>>123306669
>>123306697

>>123306851
word.

>>123306851
it's literally all one guy playing multiple people

>>123306843
I LOVE TO HOWL.

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>>123306996
AWUU IT ALL~

>>123306851
fw you started "who is we" then people sperged and it went too far

>>123307159
who is we?

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>>123307159
Thanks for the late reply!

hey my and my wife's son are bored and want to watch some speedruns while she's out with friends

any recommendations?

I want to apologize for comparing people asking for donations for playing a video game with child molesters in this thread yesterday. The harm of child molestation is overrated and donationfags are much worse.

>>123307510
who is my?

>>123307510
Sure, there's a marathon going on here

http://bombch.us/Bpk7

>>123307561
#WhiteChildrenMatter

>>123307796
someone click on this and tell me what it is

>>123300367
Delivering a late word.

Reminder that pie was doing better financially when he was doing smrpg low-level runs and raking in 700-1k at a time. Now he can go whole streams without a single donation despite having up to 3k viewers

>>123307947
It's a redirect to LetMeGoogleThatForYou

>>123307510
Did you see the ADGQ runs? They might not be world record runs but having people who are not busy running explain what is going on makes it very entertaining especially if you're not familiar with that particular run.

>>123306851
The purge is the best thing to happen to /srg/

>>123307947
i clicked it but nothing happened

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>>123306896
step up ur ygo edge son

>>123308252
he was building a dedicated autism base then blew it with stupid sellout gimmicks

>>123308485
>with a !twist

I donate to speedrunners.

yoshi's island

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Why is Youtube so fucking slow? Will I get better upload speed, if I become a partner?

>>123310047
>601 minutes

consider yourself lucky my run took 40 hours to encode and another 30 to upload

>>123309865
Wooly world is better desu

>>123310047
no, it's just not very good but it's all we've got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icruGcSsPp0

>>123308252
but anon, smrpg low-level runs would require him to actually play a video game that demands some level of skill
wouldn't you rather watch him play runescape, super mario maker, or maybe just talk over mario maker?

>>123310997
>playing mario maker does not require skill
lmaoing at all the jeallous kids that can't afford a wii u ITT

>>123310581
Good joke.

Has there even been a new meme the past week?

>>123305079
underrated post

>>123311373
non expert mario maker is a joke tho

>>123310997
>some level of skill
>not SM64

It's like none of you even do speedruns.

I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/-chan~ :3c

>>123312159
its just rote memorization and muscle memory

>>123311373
>>123312159
why would you ever consider the element on skill in a game whose content varies each and every time it's played in its most played modes. this is why i'll never understand mario maker speedruns, or why speedrunners are so insistent on racing it. there's no consistent demand for a certain level of skill, there's no architecture to the content in the game. it's hardly a game, it's just facebook for level editors.

>>123312997
right in ur bosoms titty monster

>>123313142
How is the ability to quickly react to unpredictable situations not a skill?

If you're going to jump to every VC release to play your game why bother playing your current one when it will be outdated by loads?

>>123312997
Inside of Narcissa desu!

>>123313465
Seriously, adaptive skill is more impressive than memorizing a fucking obstacle course.

fw girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

>>123312371
a run being only rote memorization and muscle memory means it's probably optimized as all hell. dunno if sm64 is to that point, but trying to keep up with a very optimized time is still very challenging.

>>123313726
LOL

its 2015. you don't need shit to impress girls. the internet and texting alone does half the work for you if you know what you're doing.

>>123314079
Teach me more, sempai.

>>123313518
A major issue of speedrunning that your time may eventually be hard to beat and the PB/WR hype donations dry up. VC rereleases are perfect for that, because they are literally free PB/WR mechanisms and get the donations rolling again even if your new run is worse.

>>123313465
>>123313687
if we're going down this road we'll just end up asking whether speedrunning is inherently competitive

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TFW

>>123314147
be polite and open, but make sure to sneak a few mean jabs in every now and then to make sure she doesn't take the reigns. don't feel bad, because she'll be doing the same to you.

>>123314250
who? i can unban you if you aren't a fucking loser

>>123314516
Nah I'm a fucking loser unfortunately

>>123314225
>grindmonkey protecting his area

>>123314338
sounds like some sociopath shit.

>>123314578
literally what. reaction time is definitely an element of video game skill, i just don't think that applying it to mario maker means that suddenly the game is fit to think of as comparable in skill to a speedrun because it's still sheerly random

are there any other games with basically no developer-made content in them

>>123314516
now this is a yashi post tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lad)

people who are banned from GDQs should do marathons to raise money to go to AGDQ. i'd be interested to see how much money they could raise just to see how clueless the people donating really are.

>>123314849
No one claims mario maker speedruns are good without set course. But does it rquire more skill that is useful in life and as human? Oh yes 100%
You are applying the skills to very different levels while speedrunning is so dull and static a hamster could learn it with enough grind.

>>123314709
its not though? being mean to each other is crucial in a relationship because both people have to share the same "level" i guess. if one gets ahead or too far ahead of the other, its pretty likely they will lose respect for them and search for someone else that is on their level.

but a sociopath would do that, then stick around just to keep the other as low as possible so they can always maintain control. that's why you see beta males getting bossed around by their wives, and battered housewives who are married to scum.

>>123314608
whatever happened to him?

>>123315045
even with set course, who's to judge the quality of those courses? were they well-designed for a speedrun? is the level of quality consistent across each level?

if you don't like speedrunning why are you even here

>>123315379
>him
stfu retard

>>123315608
I like speedrunning in bounds. Mario maker is a welcome change for many speedrunners.

>>123315681
he just said he was gay, not trans.

>>123311507
:o is now officially known as le headcrab face

y_ tell zfg to run tphd once it releases

>>123316013
More like the face I made when you mom showed me her feet!

>>123316013
reminder that squid is okay with headcrab shitting up the thread just because headcrab clings onto his nuts

>>123307510
your wife's son? u a kek nigga?

>>123316501
same

>>123316157
why would someone buy twilight princess hd

nintendofags eat any shit nintendo sells

like cmon senpai at least oot 3ds and wind waker hd were major improvements over the first release

>>123316393
did you get pics?

>>123310586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

I really, really hope Mofat gets hardcore into TP HD

the anticipation of a Mofat spergout is one of the purest joys in life

Reminder that the Rookathon 2 happened and Ion who considers himself our boi took part in the money scumming. Disgusting.

>>123310586
This is basically the future for many many videos since they get downloaded and reuploaded all over a bunch of sites. So many videos are already literred with watermarks from 10 different sites. Some of the early viral videos cannot be found on the internet anymore without some major alterations from "witty" reuploaders. What a loss to the history of memes.

>>123318368
classic

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>>123319023
word

MingLee

>>123319496
if any oldbois have the gif of Mofat smashing stuff, that would be greatly appreciated

easily one of the spergiest things I've ever seen

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>>123319628
i meant to post this

seconding that gif tho

based darbian

>>123319878
one of the funniest moments of srg3 was the restreamer posting Mofat pics on stream, and Mofat bitching about it in chat. I can't remember, but I think someone bopped him after that.

in the middle of it all

>>123319496
I swear he's quit speedrunning more than everyone else combined

>>123320032
thats what the image reminds me of too kek

i think he had a meltdown on twitter about it and whoever was restreaming gave in

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>>123319878

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>sig is silver

>>123320179
twitch admins asked it to be removed from stream, i think doak said they will be trying to get them down but i believe they stayed up for the rest of the run.

wasn't the game being played bomberman 64? i seem to remember it being that game

I had a dream where Cosmo was streaming wind waker after deciding that he didn't want to be a girl anymore. He had tons of viewers and was happy again.

>>123320417
it makes me sad that our bois are too retarded to record properly, I believe none of the srg3 runs are on YouTube and are probably lost to the ether

>>123320554
>Cosmo
Fuck off!

>>123320573
pretty sure it was ciyon's job to do that

>>123299952
>knowing that
Pathetic.

>>123320910
Thanks for the late reply!

>>123320573
yeah most of them are gone

>tfw no trihex run where they plastered memes all over his face and he got sad about it

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>>123321141

>>123321141
Word
srg3 overall is underrated desu

>>123316785
>twilight princess hd
is this actually being released? i might buy a wii u on black friday if it is

>>123321298
Why did he even have his cam on in the first place lmao

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>>123321535
>>123321298
he was the only fucking one who insisted on using facecam

serves him right

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>>123321298
At least we have the 2stop/trihex race with MHC commentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYBFobwJ3DQ

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>>123321713
and even w/o it he wasnt safe

>>123322141
>yo 2stop son

>>123319496
Reminder that mofat thinks he could get into med school and be a doctor

>>123321535
because he's fucking Trihex

Reminder that he left the MHC call to go practice Yoshi before his run, and literally turned on his stream for about 45 minutes.

>>123323062
What does this post mean? It makes no sense.

>>123323062
reminder trihex cried for weeks after that run about how he shouldn't have done it because he wasn't prepared. he was in literal tears after the run.

>>123320658
twitch implemented the stupid feature where if you didn't make it into a highlight it would be deleted thing right when srg3 finished and I didn't know about it until it was too late

>>123324043
It makes complete sense m8, you're just new and don't fully grasp the context.

Trihex was running YI at the end of the MHC block, where the MHC gets in a call and talks about random entertaining shit

I believe Werster was doing a glitched Pokemon run. In the middle of that run, Trihex dropped from the call to go practice YI. But being Trihex, he's not going to practice unless he streams it. So he not only dropped from the MHC call, he pulled viewers away from the srg stream at the same time.

>>123324390
>where the mhc gets in a call and talks about random entertaining shit

How absolutely fucking cancerous, fucking death to all nuthuggers.

/srg/ make me happy.. I don't want to kill myself, but it seems like the only answer.

>>123324506
You've come to the right place, my friend

>>123324498
if enjoying MHC Skype calls is nuthugging, then I'm happy to hug those nuts

...or maybe it's not nuthugging, and you're just a joyless faggot who tries waaay too hard to be edgy

>>123324649
>enjoying clique skype calls

Mate, you are a hopeless nuthugger. Kill yourself.

>>123324767
nope, gonna sit right here and enjoy things that are funny.

good thing you're going to kill yourself in a few years when you realize you're a fucking loser who tries too hard to appear a certain way

>>123324870
The fact that you are defending it this hard shows how much of a hopeless nuthugger you are.

>>123324946
love seeing you try this hard to appear above it all, sorry nobody wanted to play with you as a kid, don't take it out on the rest of us though

>>123324506
i wish i could

i dont make enough money to sustain myself, havent had a gf in years, have barely any school finished at 23, my speedruns are shit and i have no motivation to get good at any games in general and i think i actually have a learning disability

lets make a suicide pact yeehaw

>>123325043
Keep getting mad over someone laughing at you for being an MHC nuthugger, nuthugger.

>>123324163
>having to show off a game youve been running for ten years
>i-i wasnt prepared

trihex is literally the worst speedrunner

>>123325195
ABOVE IT ALL

i look forward to the day I read about your suicide in the paper, because that day is coming sooner than you think my friend

>>123325296
>your feed

is this some sort of twatter thing

>>123325086
100 feet isn't enough

trihex is on FUCKING FIRE

when will speedrunning peak? inb4 it already has. in terms of viewership and numbers, it hasn't. but obviously it's a meme/trend and it's not going to stick around in the same way for too much longer.

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>>123326781

>>123326974
haha word

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>>123326948
>>123322141
>>123321713
>>123321298
>srg tried to dismantle trihex's ego so he could get over his insecurities and hopefully become a better person
look where we are

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>>123327629
>top stream of mario maker mentioned before speedrunning
He has finally fully accepted he's just a variety streamer.

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>>123327629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j

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more bees

this one is probably the easiest so far, is a pretty good babby skip

>>123327629
What an amazing plan

>>123327629
Did you not hear lil_duke_duke? There's no hope for this nigga, he doesn't have any form of meta-cognition or basic human empathy, he's an uber-autist who gets by in society because he's a meme nigger who people want to associate with because it's trendy.

>>123327629
There was no hope for him, my nigga

His hugbox undid every bit of progress people have made to pushing him in the right direction

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>>123327629
>mfw if only lee was his mentor rather than carl
>that lee marathon run where trihex was jealous and insecure about his skill and swag getting blown the fuck out

>>123328105
>>123328112
there's no h--MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>123328105
if Trihex was an ugly white dude people would realize he's an order of magnitude more autistic than Bismuth

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>>123328105
>>123328112
has he given the subs a special name yet?

>>123327807
why does trihex lie in his bio? he is not the top mario maker streamer. witwix consistently gets more viewers than trihex when playing mario maker. in fact the whole reason trihex moved to a yuro time to stream is because he was mad witwix was outdoing him during normal NA prime time.

>>123328545
>weewee with 7,000 viewers
>iateyourcreampie with 750 viewers

thank god creampie has a marketing degree to fall back on

>>123328989
It's kind of tragic how Pie's repressed church moralities interfere with his ability to make money

he's such a fucking stream Nazi that the environment is sterile, no fun, and generally weird. That's not how you make money at all.

>>123329148
Didn't Jesus say to sell all your possessions and donate the money to the poor? How does a Christian translate into asking for money to play video games?

>>123329368
streaming is antithetical to the teachings of Christ, hence Pie's lack of success and obvious unease as a stream persona

>>123328989
Damn weewee hogging all of pie's devoted viewers! However will he afford Taco Bell now :(

>>123329368
Pie is not a Christian anymore but he is fucked up socially from his religious upbringing

>>123330663
Nothing wrong with a strong Christian upbringing

requesting whereabouts of

>mushipan
>hako_box
>enringiman
>axon
>trackftv
>metawhinemare22

>>123332739
>indoctrination is ok when white people do it

>>123332845
literally who the list
drop your shitty names elsewhere

>>123332845
these are the most literal who namedrops i've ever seen here

fat word inbound

>>123333180
>>123333246
>tfw im the best at stream monstering

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Why don't you try speedrunning super metroid? You might like it!

I dare you to try and sit through this for twenty seconds

https://youtu.be/AZdOocgLt1o?t=33s

>>123333826
>>123334076
snowy stream

>>123334330
maybe if this tylenol would take effect

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>>123334101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18vzpFnGcp3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUc4ogGSSg

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>>123334101
word robert

can speedrunners sign an agreement stating they will not ever become a fucking tranny?

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>>123333826
>>123334076
made this one right now just for you, don't know why

>>123334871
can you sign an agreement to suck my fucking nuts?

>>123334101
Reminder that Pie thinks it's a good idea to use a soundbite from this as a notification sound

here's a namedrop you sure as h*ck weren't expecting

viskiv

>>123335002
if only the bottom room 2nd floor would always go that smoothly, sweet run

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oE6bBkXCII

>>123335605
I do have a strat in mind where if I got it I might save a second but it's completely retarded so I'm not gonna bother.

>>123334101
reminder pie chooses to play runescape for free. meanwhile witwix is getting paid $4,000/day to stream the closed beta of a new runescape mmo clone.

imagine bragging about your marketing degree and constantly try to force gimmicks to become popular but fail every day to the point where even your parents want you to move out and get a real job. his parents know pie doesn't have what it takes to be an entertaining streamer. how long before pie realizes the same?

>>123335759
never
he's too dumb

>>123335759
I don't understand pie's motives. He has a site called streambig but whenever he has the opportunity to sellout big he cries about the chat and claims to enjoy streaming medium more

>>123335756
lay it on me, retardation is a gift

>>123336389
In the aforementioned bottom room second floor, you need to hope the two guys on the left are:
a) near each other
b) the first killed has a double barreled shotgun
Then blast two shots to the right and hope you kill both the enemies over there, and quickly kill the enemy that should be by the entry door with the gun of the second guy you melee'd. Then it's the same as before.

y_ tell m_ to stream k_

s_ text me a d_ p_ fag

srg, who is the hottest speedrunner in terms of looks?

>>123337335
none

>>123337335
Narcissa

>>123335759
the things he learned in college would probably do more harm than anything on twitch

most popular speedrun streams just seemed like they picked the right le 90's kid game, got okay at it and rolled the dice from there

>>123337335
SkeletonBill

>>123337335
me

>>123336909
shunpuk text me a donkey plushie fag?

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personally i think elajjaz is insanely attractive, mrtakahashi solid second place, something about those swedish boys gets me going huuuuuuuuuuua

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>>123337985
i know what you mean

im hot as hell rn

>>123338412
you must have danishes bloodline.

Have details been posted about the AGDQ orgy?

>>123338920
laz's gf, sn0w, mayushi, adrian

>>123337335
tony

>>123337985

This community seriously made me question my sexuality more than once. Imagine him and Narcissa getting it on. Holy hell. I'd pay for that.

>>123337335
Wallyaldo is a stud

>>123338412
>smb2us
based

>>123339101
Anyone got pictures of Adrian?

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>>123339828

>>123339710
That's super fucking gay Squid

>>123339178
>>123339725
stop jerking each other off, squidcliquers

>>123339897

Fuck you. Half of srg loves dick. Embrace it.

>>123339794
c_...

i love it srg

>>123340221
I thought it was just alright

>>123340221
but you're from the 70's and i'm a 90's chick

>>123339725
:3c

>>123340362

Adrian get out

>>123337985
he looks like a more retarded pewdiepie. which is impressive

>>123340784
whos your type then

>>123340995
post elgu pics

>>123340995
donationfags OUT

>>123340995
Why was my post deleted so quickly? Don't tell me im banned again all I do is respond to people

>>123341083
post elgu hot pic

>>123339710
>>123340002
>>123340641
>de hippie spacing

>>123341065
ABOVE

I love penis. Get it?