/srg/ Speedrunning General

Worst OP image in a while

Reminder that >we literally run this shit.

5th for oldboi clique faggots and other Slayer nuthuggers to piss off to their walking sim 4 general.

>>123421156
whens ys

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REMINDERS

- $167XXX paid to 19 workers but do not assume equal spread
- 2dos and studio read every thread and still support the corrupt agdq

>>123421259
when my arms aren't fucked up anymore

>>123421249
word.

reminder slayer has over 1400 followers and doesn't follow a single one of you.

>>123421249
fw so butthurt you carry it to a new thread

*accepts donation*
*browses reddit*
Haha sup /srg/ my man :)

whateverth for personal bests!!!!

Will one of the following please stream? Thanks

CyberDemon531
ElementalHeadcrab
Pheenoh
Witwix
Iateyourpie
Usedpizza
NarcissaWright
2dos
Studio

when are 6r6 si6nups openin6 up?

when is my time to die

>>123422069
kill yourself

Stop calling srg6 sr6. 6 looks nothing like g. Save that for sr9.

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>>123422189
when they are done with films

>>123422474
G 6

>>123422575
whats a good movie about dying alone

>>123422474
why would you call something that doesn't exist anything at all?

>>123422474
>>123422598
well its 6rg anyway so...

>>123422678
2001 a space odyssey

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check my 6

>>123422474
>>123422598
>>123422723
Let's just call it 666.

sexrg

>>123422678
inside llewen davis, a serious man, pretty much any movie by the coens.

waking life is another one i suppose.

>>123422776
How can an ass get so fucking fat? Did he eat a shaquita?

>>123423206
scoliosis

Is Pies mom not letting him stream tonight?? WTF I need my fix of mario maker!

>>123421361
PCF is giving GDQ LLC $224,900 to run AGDQ2016. $218,900 of that is guaranteed to be used. That makes staff wages ($167,400) over 76% of the PCF budget.

PCF gave GDQ LLC $156,861 to run AGDQ2015. Assuming the same expenses ($33,663 (only differences being rent ($30,163) + no World 9 support ($9000)) that puts staff wages at $123,198 for 14 staff members. Staff wages accounted for 78% of PCF's budget.

All information can be found on SDA forums and PCF's Financial Statement.

>>123423206
posture is 90% of it.

Reminder to sit up straight and to not develop a muscle imbalance

>>123423393
Pie is waiting for Trihex to sign off

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>>123422776
nice 6 dude

>>123422474
>>123422598
>>123422723
>>123422815
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

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Reminder, anyone who went to AGDQ2014 or AGDQ2015 have been part of the problem. Hope you all enjoyed paying for Mike's vacations.

>>123426114
lol like any1 cares dude we are just here to kic cancers butt and fuck narcis sweet boipussi

>>123424889
now weewee is streaming mario. pie is probably going to just cry all night. everyone is stealing his hard earned viewers.

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>>123426634
Should get some lessons.

god damn, now duckfist is begging for money to go to AGDQ even though he has a full time job. what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>123426973
and he just got partner as well

>>123426973
there is literally nothing wrong with getting people to give you free money

>>123427114
word

Can someone point me in the direction of a man called Mike Uyama?

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>>123428263
you'll have to ask them

>>123428263
Sure!

https://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/mikwuyma

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as long as you dont beg for donations they arent really that bad

anyone who isnt a retard with money anyway will have the sense not to throw money at you

>>123426973
i think he actually quit his job a few weeks ago

>>123421036
>weewee streaming while trihex is
pathetic

>>123426973
>works in fucking STEM
>just got partner
>recently got a promotion
>scroll down my feed
>slurpeeninja raising money as well

desu im done fuck this

i can't see myself ever attending another gdq after all this bullshit

they do not give on single fuck about the speedrunning community

will it even be watchable this year

>>123430526
speed standard wise no
stream monster view yes

>Take a break from /srg/ for a week
>Come back and it's still donationfag shaming and agdq talk
money ruins everything doesn't it?

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>>123428634
wait, so he quit his full time job to stream? or is he just streaming while looking for a new job? clearly no one is retarded enough to quit their day job to be a professional streamer.

Regardless of what you think about donations, "pay for my vacation" culture is on the way out.
There are more and more streamers chasing fewer vacation bux - I give it a year tops before GDQ fund marathons don't raise enough money to be worth doing.

>>123430939
i'm not completely sure but he mentioned something about quitting his job so he could focus on some of his own programming projects and streaming

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>>123422776
BASED

>>123431056
I didn't used to be an anti-donation kind of guy but what the hell

It's honestly just running rampant at this point and the only end in sight is people over saturating the market for these stupid streams

>>123431393
this happens literally before every GDQ

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>pretends to not read the thread

who should i watch?
-witwix
-usedpizza
-pie
-cyberdemon

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>>123431606
#aboveitall
>>123431693
none

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>you will be so autistic that you speedrun

>>123430939
if you make 14,000 a year and have the opportunity to make twice as much streaming you do it but if you have a normal fulltime job you're a fool to quit

>>123431693
why the heck are we forcing cyberdemon now

>>123432338
its just his fagcrew

>>123431693
witwix. even trihex can't stop him with mario maker.

>>123432338
because he's based

>>123431693
Me :^)

I know you're reading the thread, ________

>>123432479
on what, being a faggot

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>>123431783

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>>123432628

>>123432338
cause we love memes

important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088

important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088

important sergpoll:
https://strawpoll.me/6104088

>>123432893
it's not on there :o

My PC bluescreened while attempting a splatoon speedrun pls send help

>>123432893
>tfw 26+

>>123433037
*toss some money at you*
*expect you to be my friend*

http://www.cirx.io/trihex/

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based

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>>123433753
are people paying trihex to play their mario maker levels?

hey how fast can u beat video games?

is there a literal retard talking to RG?

>>123433808
based posts irrelevant tweets anon

>>123434378
Oh he got into a car crash

I feel kind of bad now

>>123434378
>watching mzxrules' literal dice roll simulator

not speedrunning

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So what was the most impressive speedrun of 2015, /srg/?

>all this protesting in Chicago

I hope Narcissa is okay!

you wouldn't speedrun a vn, right?

>>123434903
Excuse me? Do you have an answer to my question or not? What speedruns did you like this year?

>>123434967
Hopefully she's enjoying her first taste of BLACK DICK

>that guy who uses an xbox controller to play nes games, on pc, with an emulator

what's his story?

>>123435213
he's based and i have a huge crush on him :3c

>>123435213
Please don't bully i_o_l!

>>123434873
Cosmo's suicide speedrun, he's using the HRT route with the new soylent tech and it's looking to be a good run.

>>123435891
Doesn't Solent make your hair fall out and shit?

>>123436717
Maybe.

You should ask CFB he might know. LOL!

>>123436717
Yes it's horrible for many reasons.

In terms of health it would really be no different from drinking vegetable oil 6x a day.

But those xenoestrogens! And dont you dare say anything negative or question it whatsoever. Thats transmysogynist!

>>123436717
>>123437034
you would have to be a fucking idiot to think a liquid diet would be good for a healthy digestive system

>>123436717
Someone from Vice lived off only soylent for 30 days and nothing was wrong with him.

>>123437213
>Vice
>Viacom
>Part of the problem

Vice is pure shill wrapped up in a counterculture shell. Its our generations MTV of news media. Speedrun away from anything they say.

>>123437213
>nothing was wrong with him.
That's impossible, he works at Vice

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>>123433808
this doggie looks like my doggie :O
i've never seen any doggies that look like my doggie :O

Mumble Crew squad up in this bitch

fw not american and willnever know the high levels of thaksgiving comf

>>123439198
just eat a shitload of turkey and stuffing and biscuits and then you'll feel the comf afterwards

>>123439740
Imma speedrun that bird to be honest

>>123421036
squid after losing a WR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWh0eogTqw

>>123439932
that is NOT a monkey

>>123439932
notice how he gets it back in the end :)

>>123439932
squid has some serious problems

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>>123438020
dang those markings are almost identical
he looks kinda mean though..

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>>123438020
not seeing it

Anime, hentai, weaboo are all banned words in my chat. I agree speedrunning should be about speedrunning. NOT about "who has the best taste in death metal?" or "who has the cutest waifu behind their splits?" (CirnoTV gets a free pass though because his emotes are actually cute, tasteful and not over the top.)

>>123442083
*she
also she's really nice but she just makes that nasty snarl every once in a while
and is that your dog? what breed is he?
i really can't make out what breed my dog is
>>123443121
your moms not seeing it
>>123443315
:,(

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Happy Turkey Day to my fellow Amerifats :^)

>>123444617
Happy Turkey Day, fellow speedster.

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>>123443623
Ya he's german shepherd, probably a mix but I don't know what since I rescued him in January

Have you thought about doing dna breed testing? I've been thinking about doing it just to have a better idea of what he is. It's fun to think about.

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>>123443503
>cirno

>>123445640
Duke fine af Tbhwu niqqa

>>123445640
does duke have breasts

>>123447780
No. Gender Dysphoria.

HOT SPEED RUMOR:
Mike Uyama is now a M-T-F transsexual.

You heard it here first folks.

>>123447906
https://forums.marvelheroes.com/profile/comments/107530/mikwuyma

speedrun breakdown

>>123445354
I've wanted to do DNA testing for a really long time but i've never actually gone and done it

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>>123447906
>>123448015
>Playing as... She-Hulk

>>123449062
*puts sleeping anime feet in mouth*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFUqmX4o-X0

>>123450873
And in this moment, I realize what I want for christmas

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Its late night SRG, who wants to talk some shit.

>>123452098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>123452651
Thats what Im saying!!

whats the site where people are ranking their favorite speedgames

>>123454491
kotaku

>>123456082
>>123456118
i mean the one people are posting on twitter

>>123454491
>>123456920
do you mean this?
http://slimedrippings.tumblr.com/gamefaqssort
thats about games in general not speedgames

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Who is the Kurt Angle of speedgaming?

>>123460073
me

>>123460634
who is me?

>>123460742
the guy who made the posted you responded to

>>123454491
Speedranksdoe .com

Da space is there so da filter dont catch this shyt

Reminder that nkr is behind a majority of the gayposts in this thread

So I haven't been following speed running in literally years, so apologies if this derails the thread
But what the FUCK happened to cosmo?

>>123461858
Umm HER name is Narcissa :x

>>123461858
>>>/v/

jeez guys i havent been here since 1852

are you trying to tell me cosmo doesn't play zelda anymore???

>>123461858
(S)he stopped speedrunning literally years ago.

test: im gay

oh shit

i'm sorry

sorry for what?

Reminder that donation fags need to be removed. The ONLY people who will reply to this with a snarky apologist comment are those who have taken money / plan to take money or people who are involved in those who are pathetic enough to do so, or nuthuggers.

our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our speedgames

>>123462984
dropping a big ol' word on this post.

>>123462984
grindxmonkey wakes up: the post

>>123463196
Who?

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>>123463196
made 4 u

>>123463196
HER name is grindmonkette tyvm

>>123440870
Of course he did, he isn't a kek

twitch tv /europeanspeedsterassembly
Speedrun esports from dreamhack.

>>123464097
just use dreamhackspeedrun lmao

>>123461267
behind the reports yeah

>>123465931
nope, nkr posts a lot of gay stuff ITT, as is typical of all Squid Clique members

Best thighs in speedrunning (Thanksgiving Edition):
1. Essentia
2. Adrian
3. BrittanyMoore
4. Mayuushi
5. Caitelady
6. KungFuFruitCup
7. Bananas
8. Skybilz
9. Snowtiger

POWER GAP

10. Withelde
11. Missy
12. misskaddykins
13. Controllerhead
14. Witwix's gf
15. Thigh-onGravirei
16. Narcissa Wright
17. Kazooiegirl
18. NoobKillerRoof

>>123468372
put Puwexil before Mayu and I might actually drop a word on this list

>>123468372
>no siglemic

shit list

>>123468372
>brittany above kffc
>kazooie that low

loving every laugh

>>123468372
>no zfg
shit list my man

>>123468882
sig doesn't even have trap thighs m8

>>123468917
BrittanyMoore's only redeeming quality is her amazing body

>>123469121
>sig doesn't even have trap thighs m8

lol...

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>>123469121
>her amazing body

>>123470562
it be doe

>>123470598
post butt then

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>>123470652
I'll do you one better m8

>>123470739
that's not a butt tho

>>123468372
Where's caleb?

And speaking of thighs is KFC open tonight?

>>123470838
nah

KFFC open all night doe

our boi 360chrism about to start ur mr gay on dreamhack

>>123471276
>360chrism
>our boi

fuck off stream monster

>Dreamhack
>Having speedruns

End this fucking meme please.

>>123471872
Fits better than muhlay and a fucking cardgame.

new meme: whisper "Trump 2016" at stream monsters and watch them type their replies in the main stream chat

>>123471703
What games do you run?

holy shit dreamhack schedule looks horrible

>>123472926
>all that mario 64
Literally meme game and memeruns.

what's your biggest wish rn SRG? mine is that slayer archives his broadcasts :3

>>123473374
Speedrunning and streaming to become unprofitbale so we have only people with a real passion left.

>>123473374
that i can get a fucking run finished

>>123473374
Getting a free round of bleach

>>123473374
that caracarn will notice me someday..

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>>123473602
>tfw one part that just destroys you halfway into the run

>>123468372
>Skybilz that low
Do you even know what thighs are m8

What are some good games for someone new to speedrunning?

>>123474389
SM64

>>123474359
those flaps of skin on her thighs are weird looking

i think she used to be fat and lost a lot of weight or something

>>123474389
youre doing it wrong

>>123474389
everyone likes to run something different. look up runs of your favorite games and see if one looks cool and doable to you or if your favorite game has no runs, you could be the first one to make a route for it.

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>Romscout's no longer with GDQ, but he is not banned or anything. For the time being I'm running the events until Mike is back in action. Once he's back, then he'll decide who he wants running the summer events going forward.

>Cool Matty is running SGDQ this year
>Sidestepping that Romscout was fired
Alright, I'm out. Hope to see some of you at regional meetups in the future.

Cosmo is probably one of the ugliest persons on planet earth right now, and that is not an exaggeration.

>>123474767
you're uglier on the inside

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>>123474838

>>123474838
too bad that doesn't count for anything in human society

>>123474838
Everyone is ugly on the inside. If you say otherwise you're a fucking psycho.

>>123474389
play whatever you want as long as it isnt an obviously shit game to speedrun and you don't enjoy playing it a lot
alternatively play quake

alternatively play medievil

>>123474743
just wait for nasa

agdq is a business now, not a speedrunning event

>>123474494
Yeah i'm guessing she was a planetoid a few years ago and lost weight but doesn't work out at all

>>123474903
Word nigga

alternatively play wedievil

>>123475840
did you hear they are remaking medievil for ps4? not just a HD release, a full remake of the original, and its been taken up by naughty dog

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sick audio setup at ESA

>>123476572
>esa

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>>123470652
I gotchu senpai

heading out to thanksgiving with the family have a good one <3

>>123476691
fat

>>123476683
Oh it turns out they're hosting it on the ESA channel with shit audio. Since when did dreamhack have a speedrun channel?

>>123476447
link?

>>123476778
Cosmo...

>>123476691
not bubbly enough tbf

>>123478051
y_...

>>123478051
leave her alone

>>123478051

great post man way to go above and beyond

Spirit Temple is coming up on Beasti's stream.

>>123478769
>de hippie spacing

>>123476447
>another remake
Sony stop, make new games already and 2nd party games instead of rererereremakes and bribing 3rd party.

when will sn0wtiger sit on my face
please

hi

When will you homos stop thirsting for ugly women?

what are you ~nerds~ watching

>>123480007
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

thanksgiving is the worst. i'm forced to visit my extended family and explain what speedrunning is when they ask what i have done with my life. other family members are getting married, getting big jobs, having kids. all i'm getting is a PB every other month or so.

this holiday is depressing.

>>123480007
My mom getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner.

>>123480007
Bra7-1l getting stomped in cs.

why doesn't slayer archive his broadcasts, set a stream title or follow anybody? Is he just too cool for us?

>>123480527
he's probably just being epic

>>123480527
Maybe admins removed that ability for him cause of all his bans?

>>123474743
>SGDQ, while shit, was a gigantic leap ahead of AGDQ 2015

imagine how utter shit SGDQ 2016 is going to be

>>123480527

Pulled up some IRC logs for you guys.

<SlayerOfBabies> fuck all of those srg faggots, honestly couldn't care less about any of them, the only thing they're good for is giving me follows and views

<SlayerOfBabies> nah i really don't watch any srg streamers, they're all boring as shit

<SlayerOfBabies> fuck srg

>>123481868
oh shit

>>123481868
Dayum~

>>123481868
O.o

>>123481868
#DOWNWITHSLAYER

>>123481868
cold ass nigga

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>>123481868

>>123482006
Word

>>123481868
based

>>123481868
the reason i never really watched his stream was because it was boring as shit

>>123482318
wording this desu senpai

>>123482318
Word

>>123482439
Honestly what is the big appeal to his stream, ice been wondering this for a long time

>>123482914
It's pretty much a meme at this point desu

>>123482914
Honestly I watch him a lot and I don't really know, it's just sort of entrancing I guess? He's really fucking autistic on stream and just does pretty much exclusively dumb boring shit, there's just something compelling about that beyond my comprehension.

>>123483138
he does autistic shit but he himself isn't autistic at all. like, it's all just vaguely ironic and there's something inherently funny or comfy about it? i don't know dude. slayer is an enigma

>>123483461
Literally no one in /srg/ is actually autistic are they?

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34.51
just beat my 5 month old pb~

>>123483617
good job, solid stacking

>>123483615
pvtcb

>>123480201
Have 10 beautiful White children.

>>123483617
You can't speedrun tetris.

>>123480201
Alright, all shitposting aside for a second.

Why is this bad? Do you want to be married? If youre smart, no. Do you want kids? If youre smart no. Are you happy? If you are content in your day to day life then fuck all that.

Im 32 unmarried and no kids. I work at home and regularly stay up till 5 shitposting. I love my life but used to feel like you do. Now when I see a guy in his 30s with kids, married, 9-5 and a big mortgage house I genuinely feel sorry for him.

Look at the world as is everything is a system for sustaining the lives of women, and it all makes a lot more sense. I am not throwing my freedom and happiness away because society tells me to put a roof over a womans head and feed her spawn.

I enjoy extended family get togethers because I can say hell no to the are you married question and laugh. When people ask me what is new in my life I tell them I spent 3 days straight in the woods and lived off animals and mushrooms. Then came back and fucked a 21 year old college girl and not a hag wife.

Sorry for the blog but a lot of you boys need to rearrange your priorities and be happy for who you are. Grass is greener etc. As much as I shitpost here I am thankful for you guys, so have a good day.

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>>123483617
nice

>>123484024
>Look at the world as is everything is a system for sustaining the lives of women
You seem like a well adjusted, happy individual.

>>123483750
thanks! i'm pretty happy i managed 3 pieces per second average, it's the first time i've done that

>>123483969
dang

>>123484024
word

>>123483615
Everyone is on the spectrum to some extent, to deny that is silly

>>123482032
>nigga

>>123484206
Hey it may not be "normal" to most, but I grin ear to ear every day.

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>>123483617
Grats!

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>>123483615

>>123484024
>he doesn't want to have 10 beautiful White children to honour his people and culture, and continue the legacy of the European people
>he thinks he is superior because of this
i bet you speedrun too, cuCk

>>123484024
>Do you want to be married? If youre smart, no.
>Do you want kids? If youre smart no.
..

>f you are content in your day to day life then fuck all that.
If you are "content" being a nothing, then kill yourself, thanks

Don't be a beta kek loser and women can't walk all over you

>>123484721
>reproducing and being a provider define me

Wait who is the beta?

>>123484024
marxistxkek

yes that's it white man don't breed and ignore your surroundings.

>>123484810
>what is a surrogate mother
If you are a high income male, you don't need to get fucking married

>>123482914
His voice :3

>>123484872
>depriving your child of a mother
?

>>123485173
?
that's probably a benefit

>>123485316
degenerate who had no mother detected

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>>123485661

>>123485617
it's not that bad? you grow up like a man and don't have enter the real world thinking every woman is going to be a cunt just like your mother.

What are you thankful for, /srg/?

>>123486156
My bottle of bleach

>>123485813
a good mother is way more important than a good father desu

>>123486156
my gf, speedrunning and you guys.

>>123485617
Studies show that if you are going to have only one parent, better the father. Single motherhood is the root cause of so many mental illnesses and issues with kids today.

It's basically a child raising a child. Remember a woman is the oldest teenager in the house.

>>123486263
Fucking disgusting marxist thinking right here.

What are you thankful for this American thanksgiving?

I'm thankful I will eventually get to see cosmo with tits.

>>123486576
not gonna happen unless he gets implants.

>>123486263
too much mothering is what produced all the fking liberals, fagts, and betamales nowadays

>>123486263
both are kinda shit. foster homes are a better environment for kids than two shitty parents who didn't want the kid in the first place.

>>123486715
word

who 'my parents were too fucking young' here?

>>123486693
This. A world of only mothers is a world of iateyourpies

>>123486715
True. Always felt bad for the kids who got shit for both, but honestly those kids always come out better than those with single mothers because they learn to pull tehmselves up on their own, give less fucks, and generally know its them vs the world.

Imagine being so unthankful to the people that raised you that you have to tell everyone on an anonymous image board about it and how you think parents suck

>>123486904
imagine being so much of a triggered redditor, that you get offended by the truth

>>123486681
She will grow her titties, and they will be beautiful.

>>123486854
a lot of kids with shit parents get into a lot of drugs and accomplish nothing, it's just the successful ones your hear about more

and really it's a case by case basis as to what degree the child is fucked up and which ways

>>123487040
his groving phase is well over, m8. He's not growing shit.

>>123486693
i don't quite agree there
lack of mothering is what produced it too
liberal parents who would rather watch tv than pay attention to their children causes awful problems with the children

>>123486904
i literally grew up in foster care m8, my parents are shit. doesn't mean everyones parents are, but mine suck.

>>123487110
Please stop calling her "he" It's discriminatory to say she is not allowed to have titties.

Umm HER name is Chanzeux :x

>>123486385
agreed

>>123487229
it is physically impossible.

>>123487552
ugh it's 2015

>>123486576
I'm thankful for you guys. Y'all are seriously my best friends :) Hope you all have a great day, even if you aren't from America

>>123484395
jmatt stream

>>123487552
Wow, I'm thankful narcissa will ignore the haters and present those bodacious boobies when she's ready

>>123487552
her nipples will probably grow and get puffy, but that's about it. she might get more if she ate food that wasn't soylent

Why don't one of you motherless heathens stream?

>>123488471
i have to work :/

>>123481868
lmao

>>123488471
no one would watch anyway

>>123486156
my impending death

>>123488846
you don't know that.

Headcrab ask slayer
>>123480527

>>123489115
it happens every time

>>123488471
trying to find the motivation

>>123489293
are you unable to stream without viewers, or just not willing?

>>123488471
Too many cliquefags streaming. No one would watch.

>>123489896
suck it up. most people like that don't really care about the streams anyway, they just want a place to hang out.

>>123490505
Why do people get so upset over people who have like 20 viewers? If you got two or three people watching who actually talk to you thats a fun stream in my book

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>>123490696
love you too #rks

>>123490505
Why can't my stream be a hangout spot though ;_;

>>123490813
copy that

>>123490696
>tfw no kirua

post the list

>>123490860
i don't know man. it's something you either got or don't, and we don't. so might as well stick to the reason you got into the hobby in the first place, which is hopefully because you like speedrunning.

>>123490813
disgusting mongrel

>>123491206
90% of my viewers ditched me for meme clique streams and it fucking hurts. It makes me not want to stream.

>>123491558
i don't know what to tell you then, dude. if you're hoping to get popular off of speedrunning, it's too late for that. but it's not too late to get a world record or pb or something thats what should matter really.

>>123491558
sometimes people just want to watch different stuff or have a change of scenery

dont take it personally, there will be other people that watch you too

>>123490696
dude it's just serg

tfw feet are cold

>>123491558
>all my viewers are from srg
dude...

Someone pls remind slayer of archieving his broadcasts until he finally does

>>123493151
remind him urself

>>123492972
Yes. Remember when we used to support each other?

>>123493392
I support all the sergs I follow as often as I can!

>>123493392
no

>>123493392
some of us still do.

>>123493392
most srg streams are boring, why "support" that

>>123493556
>squid introduced me to /srg/ xD

>>123493608
because that means they are "comfy"

>>123493608
slayer pay attention to your thrilling stream.

>>123493882
not slayer

imagine thinking that other people have to watch you just because you post in the same thread about speedrunning on an anonymous image board

>pretending to not care about having viewers

>>123494034
oh
thought this was a thread about politics

>>123494319
it's nice yeah, but no one is obligated to watch you and there's no sense in getting upset over it.

>>123490696
is there a bigger group of faggots on the internet

The only sergers worth watching are Squid, Slayer and Headcrab desu.

>>123493608
i at least follow them and give it a chance for 30 minutes or so

i usually try and support anyone who runs the games i do as well

>>123494620
pls die

>>123494620
kill yourself

>>123494634
Well gee, isn't that kind of you? Basing your impression of a streamer on just 30 minutes before you close the tab and go back to your clique stream.

>>123494790
>WAAH WAAAH! Why won't people watche me??! I post in the /srg/ thread, so obiously the people reading it have to watch me!!! WAAH WAAAH

>>123494790
>just 30 minutes

>>123494790
i only really watch streams when im doing runs or playing games so actually i usually end up sticking around for longer than that

im not really that big of a fan of anyone here who would be considered a clique streamer either, i tend to watch mega meme streams more than anything

>>123494726
>>123494738
It's true. Everyone else's stream is mediocre. Game feed and a timer. Zzzzzzzzz

>>123495153

>>123494726
>>123494738

>>123494620
squid is a good streamer but i dont like ape escape at all
slayer is boring and his games are boring
i have never watched a coolheadcrab stream

thx 4 readin

>>123495000
he's just lonely on thanksgiving mayne.

>>123494319
fw above caring about viewers

>>123495297
>slayer is boring
please dont talk ill of the dead