Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>123198227
>Tiniest .gif in the world edition

heroes with the highest skill ceiling? currently thinking about buying Aba desu

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earth, swallow my enemies!

>>123198417
probably kerrigan desu

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Lunara is cute!

>>123198417
SONYA

>>123198437
>That Zeratul

>>123198417

no hero has a skill ceiling that's more than a foot off the ground

>>123197967
>literally no one will know who you are
...that's kinda the point of a smurf account?
and that's also the point of being anon here in /hotsg/ ?

?????????????????????

>>123198048
you probably got lucky and didn't get paired up with people so stupid that they could pass off as vegetables

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>>123198565
Cute!

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>>123198648
>you probably got lucky

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Vol'jin when boys?

>>123198801
Why would you want the most retarded troll in hots? Literally any other troll would be 100x better than that idiot

>>123198227
I thought Greymane was first.

>>123197876
I love these. I smile whenever I see them posted.

I wish there was more cute fan art of HOTS.

I also like the Kerrigan excited about buffs one and the Abathur sad about /hotsg/ one.

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>>123198801
Never.

My nigga Garry is gonna get in before Vol'jin

>>123198891
Jin'do the Godbreaker when?

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>>123198227
Quick /hotsg/
Leoric's level 13 Talent - Burning Rage or Crushing Hope?
Which is better?

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>some rando dryad got in HotS before grom, maiev, saurfang, fenix, maraad, yrel, necro, kel'thuzad

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Cute!

>>123199003
only ONLY if we also get Madikor to go with him.
cant break up the Troll Bro team.

>>123199016
Burning is more reliable in my experience and helps with his wave clear

Crushing Hope is alright, but you don't really get Drain's Hope's full duration off consistently enough to really be worth it imo

>>123198507
>Kerrigan
What?

>>123199016

Crushing hope against teams with 2 or more tanks, or with Cho'Gall
Burning rage against teams with only one

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>>123198972
Dustin confirmed Lunara is next on twitter.

Hey, so I'm reading a bit more of the fluff and I have trouble piecing together something.

Why is it that so many fan depictions and descriptions of Tyrande have her two timing on Malf with Illi? Or seem to indicate that she has a thing for him?

Everything I've been reading says she never had romantic feelings for him of any kind.

>>123199258
Kerrigan
>literally has 1 combo
>it's the same fucking combo every fucking time
>LITERALLY 3 buttons hit in sequence
>HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT IS THIS?

and noobs still fuck up her combo every time

>>123198437
dat save

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>tfw your favorite hero is a nigger

>>123199332
Oh cool, I don't like most ranged assassins so maybe this one will be fun for me. I don't want to have to keep playing Thrall for my assassin quests and Valla is snooze city. I'm also surprisingly bad at her

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>>123199515
>purple skin
>nigger

>>123199394
That's my question.
How is her the highest skill ceiling if it's the most obvious combo to do?

>>123199515
Night elves are japs.
Orcs are niggers.

>>123199895
Tyrande sounds like an Indian to me.

>>123199749
Same shit

>>123199895
Yeah, japs totally have dark skin lmao

>>123199515
So Tyrael is your favourite hero.

>>123199895
>>123199749
Tey-Rondah.

>>123198668
How is that cute? Looks like a fucking demon

>>123200067
Tyrael isn't the only nigger in HotS

>Tyrael
>Nazeebo
>Tyrande (it doesn't matter she is an elf, her skin is dark, she is a nigger)

>>123200057
>ive never been to japan and only know the hollywood jap

>>123199043
they add heroes based on unique silhouettes and shaping the meta, not based on the fame/status/popularity. They saw the meta was really stale when it came to ranges assassins, so they added two new ones, and went with the ones with unique silhouettes and mechanics that didnt exist in the game.

Did people who care about this game really not watch the blizzard dev panels at blizzcon? Fuck, youre all a bunch of casuals.

>misclick a talent selection
>it's way better than the one you usually pick
what's her name /hotsg/?

>>123199515
You have brain damage

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>>123200308

>and shaping the meta

>>123200643
How is offering more diversity in each role not shaping the meta? Didnt they just make almost every warrior viable as a main tank?

>>123199043
>muh fan service
fuck off

>>123200384
Malfurion
Scouting Drones on Cursed Hollow

surprisingly useful

>>123200384
Eye of Kilrogg

>>123201075
>LITERALLY SCOUTING DRONES

got specialist quest.
who shall i pick?
i can buy any hero at this time with gold.

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>>123199295
Is Leoric even viable anymore after his giant recent string of nerfs?

>>123198648
no one will see your non smurf name in-game and go, woah!!! it's that guy!!!

>>123201523

zagara or sylvanas

>>123201523
Zagara or Nazeebo if you want to contribute to your team

>>123201139
>Lunara has an Eye of Kilrogg
>Cho'gall gets green Scouting Drones
when will Dustin Browder answer for his crimes?

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>>123198227
It begins.

>>123201617

His passive alone will always make him viable. He still counters most of the warriors as well.

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next free hero rotation is up

>>123201883
Dat uther

>>123201883
Tyrande is going to carry

>>123202108

Every QM every team every time: The Rotation.

>>123202108
boring

>>123202137
>>123202141
We still won tho.

is Abathur good? also best build for tf?

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Official Hotness Rating Update

Tyrande
Kerrigan
Nova
Jaina
Sylvanas
Johanna
Valla
Sonya
Hammer
Morales

The rest

>>123202496
I meant to say that the uther was literally level one profile

>>123202618
Depends on the game, you can memepush with nests and locusts or pick hat talents.

>>123202650
Tyrande is the absolute best

>>123202650
>Johanna
>Sonya
>not top
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>123202738
I wonder if any Blizzard character could beat her

>>123202813
I'm 6'4

>>123202813
Tyrande is taller than them though.

>>123202738
>>123202978

Let's take rewind at 20 and double stun this fool

>>123202813

>>123202956
>I wonder if any Blizzard character could beat her
I don't think so

>>123203187
>>123202978
>>123202956
>cant handle the Snu Snu

>>123198437
>that zeratul name
>goes for the expensive and shiny objective instead of the kill

how appropriate

>>123203214

Maybe Alexstrasza?

>>123203407
Yeah probably not.

>>123202738
kerrigan is sexier

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>>123203214
>>123203471

>>123203620

Prove it

>>123203665
>the ultimate used goods
Ysera is qter

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>ranked loss streak
>drop from rank 1
should i just end it

>>123203471
>Maybe Alexstrasza?
Maybe Azshara in night elf form

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>>123204009
NO FRIEND, GO BACK AND GET RANK 1 AGAIN

SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE

I BELIEVE IN YOU BUDDY

Is Zagara the Uther of Specialist?

Also who is better, Naz or Slyv?

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>>123204063
lady vashj i don't know topping tyrande is going to be impossible

eu players if you want chogall add
Role#2138

>>123173974
>Azmodans taking Black Pool in the first place
ha

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

so i have to wait until 2:30pm Pacific for the 50% off deals?

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>>123204620
in case you guys wanna know that time that means for 50% off sales for your time zone

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>>123202650
why isn't chen on this list?

>>123204234
AIGHT LETS DO THIS

>>123204931

He's male and a bear

>>123205104
So?

I want Sonya to fug me

>>123205182
a "bear" is a term used to describe a large hairy gay man

also, the fact that Chen's feet a prominently displayed implies that the artist also has a foot fetish

but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

>>123205365
why don't you wanna have some brew and a good time with chen

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So apparently Lunara is in the new warcraft expansion:

http://beta.wowhead.com/item=123880/lord-halsharas-tomb

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Alright battle to reclaim rank 1 begins.

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>>123205468
because Johanna is looking for someone to crusade with

>>123205602
godspeed u lil nigger

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>>123205365
>having a problem with large hairy gay men with foot fetishes
don't you know what year it is, anon?

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>>123205613
but anon, chen needs some company too...

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>>123205971
sorry anon, but the crusade calls

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>>123205971

who ever said to use Zar.
fuck you.
useless shit bug has no way to get away from things.

>>123206246
you are playing her wrong

>>123206246
You are bad and should feel bad

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though that isn't to say i can't be persuaded to swing for the other team from time to time

>>123206246
>trying to frontline as Zagara
>not shitting creep tumors everywhere like a Diamond Zerg player
>not using free vision and movement speed from creep
>playing a character wrong and then crying about it

lol

>>123206246
>needing to run away as Zag
If you're getting even a little bit of pressure put your Hydra on them and back up.

>>123205971
God, why do I click these? And I even like Chen.

>>123205613
>asian
>blonde
lol

Which hero is the most suited to carry a shit team?

Not thinking of doing it myself since I suck, just a hypothetical question

>>123206713
Asians dye their hair a lot, anon.

0-4 fap
5-9 play sgt hammer in HL

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>>123206713
hey, i don't get it myself, but i'm not complaining

>>123206795
Sonya's pretty good
you can clear camps super quick, map objectives are no problem, if you have half a brain, you can even solo Boss

ETC is a bit harder to carry, but as long as you get some good powerslides and a nice Mosh, even the most retarded of teammates usually get it

Thrall is pretty alright too if you just want to spend time picking off stragglers and people who have shit positioning

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>>123205716
wew lad that was a quick one

>>123206302
>>123206354
>>123206356
so she has the same gimmick Tychus.
she needs to hide behind her group unless it is a 1v1.

>>123206795
A strong frontline warrior like Sonya. But it's really hard to carry in HotS compared to other ASSFAGGOTS, since all heroes have pretty much equal usefulness throughout the game.

Zag a shit back to memurky

>>123206713
I bet she's not even a real crusader!

>>123207010
Sonya is an assassin

>>123207276

Just keep practicing, she like every other no-mobility hero needs a fair few games to learn.

She isn't super forgiving to mistakes like Murky and co. are

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>>123198565
>>123198668
I want to amputate her four legs and force my maggot-infested kobolds to run a rape-train through her deer elf prostate until she secretes enough embalming fluid in her womb for me to gulp.

>lich fetishes.

>>123205613
>>123206090

I'd like to siphon her vitality slowly, as her tanky health bar slowly droops only for her to quickly recover and to start her suffering again, i would collect the secreted sweat from her never ending labor and use the sweetest juices to polish my ribcage.

>lich fetishes

so really what is johanna's hairstyle?
she's the best

>>123207003
Er, not quite, she outdamages tychus
And out speeds him
And her ult is better
And she zones significantly better because her drakken lazer drill is mobile and on a 12 second cooldown or someshit

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>>123207916

MOM IS GOIN TO FREAK!

>play Zagara
>QM into Falstad, Stitches and two bots
>lose because I'm the prime target and everyone can just dive me with no consequences
fuck I hate QMing as this bitch

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>>123208304
MY MOTHER IS DEAD.

Actually undead.

Is anyone else getting stuck at Authenticating?

>>123208991
shit's gone down and people's accounts are being wiped/reset back to level 1, but it's all client side

just chill out and shitpost a bit here and it'll be back to normal in a like half an hour

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>SHUT UP AND DIE
Holy shit this man is based

Can't wait for the revamp so I can play him without feeling like I'm gimping myself

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>>123206356
Why the fuck didn't those chucklefucks add the male Barb / Crusader instead? I'm not playing some faggot chick version when the two are canonically male in D3 just to add more female shit characters to HOTS.
Completley ruined the two heros for me which is a fucking shame. Gender-bent skins fucking WHEN?

>>123200038
tyrande sounds german.

>>123209442
>Diablo
>canon

>>123209442
haha, das gay

>>123209442
i guess Blizzard wanted to be "hip" and "with the times" and give a chick the skrillex haircut because of the SJW fantasy of the "powerful womyn who don't need no patriarchy" or something

i don't fucking know, i want gender swaps of all the D3 heroes, that was fucking point of being able to create your own character

Male/Female version of:

Witch doctor
Monk
Barbarian
Crusader

if any when Wizard gets in, there better be a fucking way to get both male and female

>>123209442
>WHY IS IT NOT A BUNCH OF DICKS?! I FUCKING LOVE COCKS!

I will boycott Blizzard until they change Crusader, Demon Hunter and Barbarian to the correct gender.

>>123209772
Wizard should be male

They already did two unlikely gender swaps with barb and crus, might as well go all the way

Also then you have 3 and 3

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batman best waifu

>>123209897
But anon, Sonya already has a dick

>>123209772
>being able to discern the Wizard's gender at all

>>123209442
The D3 heroes are not the D3 player characters. Valla was a famous DH and the owner of a set of crossbows. Not sure of the others had legendary items, I really only play DH in D3.

>>123210173
>>123209986
>wizard's gender isn't "wizard"

>>123210031
>GPU 77
jesus anon, cool that shit

>>123210446
he cant, impcvck is always hot

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>>123210189
No, she was not. The same with Johanna in HOTS. They added items matching their names to Diablo 3 to connect the lore. They were not real or named people before HOTS created them.
Canonically all the art and shit for Crusader is the male version then they went and made it the female in HOTS to appease the leddit SJW audience who needs STRONG WOMEN XD!!

>>123210650
>muh sjw scapegoating
no one gives a shit nerd
it's good to have a variety of female and male characters, literally no one gives a shit about the "lore" of diablo characters

>>123210650
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/game/lore/short-story/demon-hunter/

>>123210940
Not true. I do and many other real people do.
It's not a scapegoat if it's true.
Thanks.

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>>123210650
>Canonically all the art and shit for Crusader is the male version then they went and made it the female in HOTS to appease the leddit SJW audience who needs STRONG WOMEN XD!!

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Best build for lost vikings? The HP Regen path?

>>123210650
>these fictional characters weren't real until they got made up
??????????

>morales on 2 tank + cho'gall team
>get first two immortals
>we're doing good
>morales says she's refusing to play anymore because we have a bad team comp even though we're destroying the other team
>proceed to lose because morales won't go into any fights to heal because she's scared of nova and zeratul
>when she goes out she stands right in the open away from everyone in the perfect spot to be ganked by nova and zeratul
>MUH TEAM COMP ISNT PERFECT SO IM JUS NOT GONNA PLAY
fucking PUSSY, it's fucking quick match, not the end of the world, god dammit

>>123211226
Did you report?
I wish Blizzard gave us a notification like Dota 2 does when someone you report is punished

>>123211081
just go boat, you'll be ridiculed by everyone else if you don't do it.

>>123211528
not gonna happen

everyone in blizzard games needs to be coddled like a baby because we're all winners!

>>123211594
I dunno, it was satisfying to see that message popped up. Made me feel that Valve wasn't completely oblivious to the community and that my voice made a difference. And then I picked Spirit Breaker and won lmao

>>123211589
lol

>>123211528
of course, why people play a game and then refuse to play is beyond me

>>123211707
if i could pay blizzard money for it, i would

$1 - a confirmation that the report was received and seen by a Blizzard guy

$5 - confirmation that action was taken

$10 - confirmation of action, as well as details on what the punishment was

$25 - a detailed list of specifics and a copy of the chat log + game replay annotated with the specific point which broke the rules, as well as a heads alert message when the punishment for said player expires

$50 - a personal block list to never be paired up with that specific player again and each time they log into the game, they have to justify their existence and offer 1/4th cup of blood to verify identity

>>123212162
you fucking disgusting jew

>>123212162
I'd pay $10 for both confirmation of punishment and a hacked audio recording of their reaction

Man that Drain Hope build for Leoric really fucks up Cho'Gall. Also I thought they fixed the bug that it would stop randomly?

>>123211589
Literally the opposite.

http://strawpoll.me/6085503

Give it to me HotSG

>>123211081
Anyone?

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>>123210650

>Canonically all the art and shit for Crusader is the male version then they went and made it the female in HOTS to appease the leddit SJW audience who needs STRONG WOMEN XD!!

I hope for your sake that this is bait.

>>123213774
where's chen?

>>123214006

Read the poll man. It says best girl

>>123210650
>tfw you realize that if Warcraft 2 were coming out now, people would shit their pants over Alleria because all the normal elven archers were men so introducing a female one is tumblr SJW misandry

>>123213774
shit poll desu

>>123214262
>Diablo 1 has 3 classes: 2 men 1 woman
>Diablo 2 has 7 classes: 4 men 3 women
Wooowwww obviously Blizzard is pandering to the Reddit Tumblr SJW crowd!!!!

Have they said anything about ranked above rank 1? That shit is silly.

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>>123214469
>being this new
>thinking SJWs were a thing until 2012
>thinking Diablo 1 and Diablo 2 were made post SJWs

nigga what?


>>123214635
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19508173/conversations-around-the-community-ranked-play-6-1-2015

>While the goal of the ranking system is to have each rank represent approximately 2% of the population, rank 1 is currently an open ended rank for those who have reached a high level of skill. To recognize the best players in each region, we are planning to add a Grandmaster-equivalent rank above rank 1.

pick related, Grandmaster Rank

>>123214178
wow, way to be inclusive :/

>>123214823
>5 months ago
Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and assume they just don't give a fuck about this game or anything in it

>>123214823
>The concept of social justice didn't exist before 2012
Only retard here is you

>Muradin dwarf tosses into every fight. When he needs he doesn't have it. Dies constantly.
>"Muradin save that for a get away no reason to use that to engage."
>Keeps doing it. Keeps dying.

How hard is it not to be a potato?

>>123214823
>play Warcraft 3 for the first time
>I really loved the Alliance campaign in Warcraft 2 so I'm excited to see what happens in this one
>but wait, this isn't right
>who the fuck is this Jaina slut, all the mages in the first two games were men!
>she gets shoved down our throats through the whole game and keeps showing up in every other campaign
never buying another Blizzard game. Metzen selling out to tumblr and their SJW nonsense

hey, newfag here, just got to 30 - does playing ranked matches give more exp and gold than QM?

>>123215451

No for either.

>>123215451
no

>>123215310
>Night Elves have lots of women units
WHEN WILL THE SJWS GO AWAY?!!?!?!

>>123215539
>>123215551

thanks for the speedy reply
so then what's the point of ranked? bragging rights? muh bronzeleague?

>>123215084
Implying sjws held a grasp over game companies back in 1999.

Gtfo tumblrite and go back to crying about the misogyny

>>123215689
there's no point, doing ranked just means you lose the neat sheriff's badge on your portrait

>>123215689

More organized games than QM because you avoid the hellish no-support games, are able to end up with ON AVERAGE better teamcomps and can get rank 1 which shows you're either somewhat competent or somewhat lucky.

also can we seriously take the SJW shit to either /v/ /pol/ or 7+1chan instead of here

Towers of Doom tomorrow boys.

https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/668944084833312769

>>123215829
> sjws held a grasp over game companies
Hold on, let's get some music for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

>so then what's the point of ranked?
Bragging rights mostly. If you want to join a team nearly every single one will mandate that you are Rank 1 and/or have 2500+ MMR

Cho gall good on new map?

>>123216064
did you mean "if you want to post on /hotsg/, you need at least rank 1"? I'm sure you did.

>>123216064
>rank 1
>2500 mmr
But 2500 mmr is rank 15

So, trying to get back into HotS again, is there like a list of known strong heroes who have both high skill cap and good flexibility?

>tfw your hl mmr is lower than your quick meme mmr

>>123216096
Maybe. It is all about pushing towers and you can't push core. So him dying late game doesn't mean insta-loss.

>>123216318
Kharazim

>>123216017
I hope people have played a game on the ptr so they know how it works

>>123216318
Sonya is strong. Also fun and cute.

>>123215829
>be a huge fan of Diablo
>play the whole thing dozens of times as every character
>buy Hellfire and everything, play that to death too
>desperately waiting for the sequel
>finally, the day comes. It's out
>drive to the store and buy it
>take it home
>wait excitedly while it installs
>finally it's done
>boot it up
>oh god that music is so good
>it loads
>start a new game
>no
>they couldn't have
>it must be a glitch
>but it's right in front of my eyes
>the Sorcerer
>he's a women now
>quit game
>uninstall
>eject disk
>break it and the other disks it came ith win half
>throw them all out
>microwave my hard drive
Blizzard North literally raping lore to appease SJWs. Boycott anything that fucking loser David Brevik touches

>>123216434
I know that feel bro, mind sharing your numbers?

>>123216318
>high skill cap
Anything with a skillshot, TLV has map dependent strats and maps that you definitely should not play them on.

Nova has super high potential if you can take Gathering Power and not die, especially with the right team comp and map.

>>123216269
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/19015751808

Read the thread, lots of sub-3k MMR players at Rank 1

>>123216819
>Nova
>anything but dead weight

>>123216584

I haven't, or read anything about how it works.

Can't wait to shit up some games.

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>>123216434
iktf

anyone know how to run 2 instances of HotS on 1 computer with 2 different accounts?

i wanna AFK train my smurf but bored as fuck

>>123218069
Only way I can think of is a virtual machine. You'd need some pretty serious processing power and RAM to have it not affect your main gameplay though.

>>123218069
>>123218284
Oh wait, never mind, a sandbox might work too (and be less resource intensive).

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So what's your longest winstreak, /hotsg/?

>>123218446
i've always used Sandboxie, but it doesn't work on Win10 :/

>>123218614
afk training

>>123218614
Like 5, but my loss record is 16.

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>try and duoQ with someone from /vg/
>random shitter in each match decides to decimate our chance of winning by giving up instantly or just straight fucking off
>"by not turning in on BHB and soaking instead we have tempo" - Fantastic the Thrall

not even going to try

>>123218614

I won 12 straight hero league games on my first road to rank 1. I was happy at first, then very suspicious of the matchmaking.

And of course, after that, I lost something like 10 of my next 11 games games. I guess the matchmaking had enough. It was also at that point that I realised if you're just solo queueing, your ranked in rank doesn't mean that much since most of what determines if you're going to win or lose is based on luck with the matchmaking system rather than your own skill, but that win streak was fun while it lasted.

>>123216017
when will we get a secret cow level map?

TIL Battle.net app doesn't work when sandboxed

well fuck me, guess i'll just have to install it on another computer or something

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>>123218614

>>123219045
There is some credence to the idea of waiting to turn until you have knocked down some of the weaker structures

>>123219240
>that loss
ANOTHER WINNING STREAK SHATTERED

>>123219205
I played on a second pc for the cho gold, but it doesnt seem worth the effort for afk xp bonus

>>123219240
absolutely based

>>123219274

Yes...but being absolutely miles away from everyone else when we're trying to stop the enemy turning in when we have an early game comp (sort of) and then just straight leaving the game 4 minutes in has no credence at all

also no map is as much of a waste of effort when behind as BHB is

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oh god what

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>>123218614

>>123219796
Matchmaking

>>123219796
>DickJesus
>Fluttershy

Some winning team mates right there.

haven't played in a while
what's this new "scaling" patch I've heard a lot about
anyone have a link?

>>123216318
Most heroes only fit 2 of the three. Tyrande is the first that comes toind as powerful, versatile, and having a high skill cap. Kharazim, too, though his damage build is extremely situational and you just want to go full healing 99% of the time. Abathur is incredibly powerful in the right hands, and has multiple builds depending on map and team comp, but he's completely different from anyone else and may not be your cup of tea.

>>123220365
http://www.followgrubby.com/news/91/NewScaling.html

Grubby probably explains it the best.

i feel as though i have lost my purpose in life.

it hurts.

>>123219796
You need to increase your mmr if you wish to not see low leveled people in your games. Consider starting a whole new account and play at least a hundred games with as positive win ratio.

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Post'em friends

>>123220590
I see
seems like a good change overall
tower hugging was bad enough with the increased exp range

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>>123220942

>>123220580
Well, looking at it, I might consider looking into Tyrande. What about Tassadar by the way? I already have him since he looks to be good at supporting and also dealing AoE damage on top of vision control

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>>123220590
>My concept is now non-valid
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/concept/anduin-wrynn-wip-2190
Fuck

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>tfw most of the people who you played in alpha with quit already

>>123218614
It's impossible to get a winstreak going in this match making system.

>>123222015
t. CommanderITF

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EBIN

Ok, I'm still trying to level up from 17 to 40 here. Should I just stick to versus AI since I observe that quite a number of teammates I play with still havent gotten rid of their other MOBA mentality of sticking into a lane when HotS downright encourages early teamfights? It makes Quick Matches frustrating when it happens on your team no matter how much you try to warn them to help you on an objective

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>>123219796

enemy team blind as shit to nova

>>123222182
>Should I just stick to versus AI
anyone who plays vs ai is a fucking loser baka desu senpai

>Nova bragging about doubling every one the teams damage.
>She's died 12 times. Next closest person is 5 and it's Illidan.

Yeah good job Nova you dumb fuck.

>>123222175
More like ASSAdams

>>123222182
you can only get 2.250.000 exp daily through AI games (includes both training and vs AI)

if you wanna get to 40, 2.250.000 from AI, then QM

who /eu/ here

>team keeps engaging 3 or 4v5
>some guy unironically asks in chat why we keep wiping

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>>123220942

>Anduin Lothar is going to appear in Legion

CONFIRMED FOR HOTS

>>123223319
>Maiev gets a spiffy new model
>still never
also, Anduin has been in every version of WoW ;^)

I wanna slap Nova and call her a dumb slut

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>during HL draft, all my teammates have a sound discussion about which heroes to choose based on synergies and counterpicks
>we all lane properly and group up flawlessly for teamfights
>resounding win in 11 minutes and everyone politely thanks each other for the fun game
is this real life?

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>lose game
>get put with the 2 worst players from that game next game

>>123223441
If you like the playstyle, Zeratul is for you. A literal clone.

>>123223523
>>123222901
>>123220728
>>123219092
I
Q u i t

This game is shit. I will see you when the next patch comes out and the new match making system is in.

>>123223607
but Zeratul isn't a cute owl lady

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Garona will be announced around the release of the Warcraft movie and will be used as promotion for the movie

calling it

>>123223692
I doubt these issues will be entirely gone even if they remade the whole system, due to the nature of how MMR works. Hopefully it'll be better for the highest of mmr players, at least.

please be my friend

deemania#1305

>>123223897
lets win this nigga

>>123223897
EU or NA? Post hotslogs.

>>123223523

Get ready for your next game.

Gonna be a first pick Gazlowe, one guy afk and DCs and the team spends the first 5 minutes bitching at each other until one guy just says he's going to afk at fountain. For every game like that, there will always be a game like this to balance it out.

>>123223594
this is why i wait at least 3 minutes before queueing up again so those faggots move onto their next games

>>123223897
>nobody ever posts their region
how have an entire thread full of blizzdrones never posted in /hsg/?

>>123223810
man, the trailer for the movie was really underwhelming. i like the timeline they chose for the story, but the dialogue/scenes shown were so generic i was bored to tears.

i remember being so excited about the first transformer movie. and then it was generic as fuck to get maximum casual appeal. man that was disappointing

>>123224106
battle tags starting with 1 is NA
2 is EU
so
1305
is na

>>123224221

Such is life post 2000.

Trailers kill hype, I'd rather hear "So-and-so movie is coming out on this date it's going to be great be there" than have two minutes of the entire plot of the movie spoiled in stupid ways six months before the movie comes out.

>>123223692
You arent very good.
You arent getting fucked by matching making, you are getting players that match your ranking.

>>123224019
>>123224106
north america

>>123224273

>>123221550
I like him a lot, but I'm not sure he's particularly strong. So much fun to play, though, and I'd say he's got a decently high skill cap.

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LMAO NOOBS BTFO, cant stop this combo.

>>123224873
If it helps the Nova I was matched with was wearing Roller Derby Nova skin.

>>123225009
>Cho'Gall
>QM
>your name is Shi'T
how fitting

Cunning and Tyrannastorm
>Cun'storm

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>>123225437
fun names are all cho has going

>>123225437
that 619 tho senpai.

HotS on laptop, afk training my smurf to 30 so I can HL
HotS on desktop, losing ranks in and dropping from 20 to 40

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>>123203851

>>123225643
so what? you going to kick a dude in head and then do high spots over his dead body?

>>123225790

>not showing the backstory, the most important part

You had one job, anon.

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>>123225949

Nova loves anal

Let's say your team is uncoordinated as fuck, and probably one or two of them may listen to you and help you take objectives in a general pub game. Which role is best if you simply want to win and perhaps get into an MMR where people actually know the importance of objectives?

..Unless higher MMR does not necessarily mean more coordinated teams

>>123226223
:P

>>123226319
you want someone like sonya who can make big dick plays all by herself

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>>123224032
status report
our raynor sat in base and called everyone a nigger the entire game
our only support wanted to solo lane
johanna tried to take every camp every time it was up, by herself
our tyrael wanted to turn in his coins while we told him all 5 enemies are at the turn in. we got 0 coins turned in the entire match
i had most kills, fewest deaths, most siege damage, most hero damage, and most exp earned as valla

this feels much more like a regular HL match

>>123226327
Slut
>>123226319
Play hard carries, like raynor, KT, Jaina

>>123226443
>>123226383
A bit of a shame since somehow my favorite heroes tends to be supports or the more tanky warriors. Oh well, I needed more Assassins in my roster anyway

>>123226410

You were warned. After that game, you should have just quit while ahead.

Every time I get a great hero league game like that, I immediately either stop for a few days or just play quick match. I know what's coming the next game.

>>123226383
I'd like Sonya to make me play with her big dick

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>>123226319
>mfw just had uncoordinated as fuck team
>mfw support keeps disconnecting, leaving kharazim to only kick and shit and not lane or help out
>mfw our entire team decides to take 2 lanes on a 3 lane map, forcing me to lane by myself
>mfw our Raynor keeps trying to solo 3 guys at melee range
>mfw they all decide to give up and let the enemy take the core

>mfw I was playing ETC for the first time, and would've had a better time with pic related

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Artanis is so fucking handsome!

Too bad he don't have a dick.

The best advice is to listen to those quiet, nagging doubts. Sorry for losing that ranked match, team

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What would you say to Nova if you met her IRL?

>>123227083
how did you get out of those video games

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>>123220942

I occasionally pick Gazlowe when my team in HL pisses me off. Some of the reasons so far.

>saying artanis is a tank
>telling me rudely that i have to be the healer since i'm last pick
>team is already filled with meme picks(murky,nova,abathur,cho'gall,etc.)

They then try to blame me when I warn them what will happen if they defy me during draft.

>>123227083
I'd check if anyone's watching then forcibly strip her from her clothes and violently rape her as many times as it is needed for her to get pregnant.

How do you Vikings on Dragonshire?

I just had a game where the worst Kael in the world told me I can pick up orbs to increase passive gen. Which I knew. I had 35 orbs. That's plenty.

is it the 24th yet? i wanna be a good goyim and give my sheckles to blizzard for the 50% sales

i might finally pick up Tyrande and Murky, maybe even Leoric

>>123227630
Like she wouldn't kick your ass

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>>123227083
Can she help me meet Kerrigan?

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>>123227694
Not a fucking chance.

>>123225790
Cum dump

It is bad if i still don't own Cho'gall?

>>123227968

No, but if you want him and are on the American server, I will do 2 AI games with you. I want that gold bonus, so it's good for both of us.

>>123227838
anyone have the comic where Nova tries to infiltrate Kerrigan's lair but gets caught and fucked by a hydralisk and then fucked by kerrigan and then Kerrigan's jizz infests Nova and turns her to Zerg?


speaking of Zerg, how do I Abathur?

I'm pretty good with him on Cursed Hollow, some anon posted build last night and it's been working well, but i'm struggling with him on pretty much ever other map

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Post more Kerrigan.

>>123227083
She wouldn't have any money right? i'd pay her twenty bucks to twerk

>>123228030
Yo I am not that guy but are you still up for the cho'gall games on American server?

>>123228769

You don't own him? Sure. Name?

>>123228451
need to breed

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>>123213774

>>123228818

garbageday#1746

>>123229159

Okay, I'll add you.

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>>123220942
I just can't stop playing Tyrande, got her to 20 in like July too and still is the most fun to play for me.

>>123199372
No one?

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>match starts
>hammer and medic literally afk until they get kicked for inactivity
>spend 5 minutes 2 bodies down
>take boss (fucking somehow) as soon as the bots kick in
>players finally reconnect
>first thing they do is feed
>still manage to win

Fuck me, that was awful.

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>>123228232

>>123223607
Well Illidan was changed a lot, what makes you think they can’t rework Maive move set, not to mention we have no idea what she it’s going to do this exp, that could give her more moves

>>123199372
They were friends growing up, her, Illidan and Malfurion. Illidan loved her and did a lot of what he did to try to win her, gaining power and stuff, but that never really panned out for him.

Also people like Illidan a lot more than Malfurion so they think that's a better pairing.

Concept:

1
Heal
Mana: 60
Cooldown: 10 seconds


After 1.5 seconds, heal target for 1920 (300 + 81/level). Can move while casting.


2
Leap of Faith
Mana: 40
Cooldown: 15 seconds

Pulls an ally to your location.


3
Holy Flame
Mana: 40
Cooldown: 4 seconds

Deals 220 (120 + 5/level) damage in an area in front of you, and lights enemies on fire, dealing an additional 212 (72 + 7/level) damage over 5 seconds.

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>>123229132
>>123229946
>>123230126
>>123230141
>>123228451
>>123228232
>>123227694
>>123226163
>>123225790

"WE ARE GOING TO BUILD THE WALL"

-Tassadar

>>123230674
AND WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE OVERMIND PAY FOR IT

>>123210940
Its good to have a variety, but not adding Bul-Kathos as the barb character reeks of feminism

>>123230837
Why would Bul-Kathos be the Barb character? You don't even see him in Diablo.