Clash Edition
http://www.smitegame.com/
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http://esports.smitegame.com/
>Patch Notes
http://www.smitegame.com/category/patch-notes/
>New Game Mode: Clash
http://www.smitegame.com/new-game-mode-clash-faq/
>Odyssey 2016:
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016
>FAQ for all game-related questions:
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>The clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
Old >>122587407
Scylla a cute.
xth for big cummies
second for big cums
>8-12 ne zha talks shit after their clan leader carries themno, it wasnt smgen
Nth for Sexy Pip
XTH FOR MEDUSA!
>team is full of people who all know each other
>I'm the random
>they're trying to coordinate rotations and other things
>nope just gonna push my lane
>they rotate into my lane and spa vgs and chat for me to move
>just keep pushing lane
>at this point al of their communication is being pissed off about the shitter not playing for the team
>don't even grab camps when they're dropped, just go straight for lane over and over
>end up top stats in every category and wreck shit
>enemy team surrenders after I get a triple kill
>This MOTD
Why the fuck would anyone want to play that?
Nth for Sexy Anhur
As a semi-new player, should I ever use gems to buy gods, or solely use favor?
>>122750397
buy the god pack
never use gems to buy gods, it's a waste
>>122750397
Gems are for skins or chest rolls when appropriate. Favor is for buying all of the fluff shit you'll never use so chest rolls don't shaft you with things you don't want. Playing without the god pack is unfun and severely limits your ability to counter pick or fill in well for a team, which drags down the game for you and everyone else you are playing with.
> Almost level thirty
> Hype for league
> Hype for that bee guy skin
> Realize I need 16 gods mastered
> Only have 12
> Have Private Tyr skin, lets try mastering him
> Whiffing ults
> Whiffing charges
> Every move has a second long windup
> Stance change has ridiculous cooldown
> Entire team is begging me to uninstall
> mfw
This is why I only play as five gods. Tyr is a steaming pile of crap who nobody uses.
What are some freelo gods that I can master real quick?
>>122752179
>be newshitter
>try out god
>I suck with them
>they are clearly shit and not deserving of my skills
>hey guys can you recommend easy to play gods for me
>>122748828
>buchered op
>linking ot the shitty patch notes section with missing changelogs
>actually linking to esports
What the fuck
>>122749468
Isn't he like 16? you sick furry homosexual pedophile
>>122752554
the age isn't specified and 16 in furry years is like 40 or somthing
plus the older model for pip looks older then 16
xth for wanting to fuck emilzys tight boipussy
>>122749468
>>122750276
anhur domming pip when
who is sol supposed to be good against. she cant out damage any ad assassin ranged/melee since she doesnt have access to crit. and no cc makes her utility really low. does no damage to tanks. so i guess you're supposed to hope you out damage mages who have cc?
>>122754736
>no cc
>can't outdamage assassins
Are you retarded?
>>122752179
>a steaming pile of crap who nobody uses
There is at least one guy in this general who only plays Tyr, anon.
>tfw you wreck their jungler so hard they ragequit
>>122757664
>2 warriors
You're playing my favorite meta
Reminder that people who play Loki are the purest form of cancer.
>>122758231
So Hades is chemotherapy?
>>122758231
I just started playing the game and got Loki as my first God, I did not expect him to be this OP, sorry. Picked him only cause he's probably my favourite God out of em all.
Nth for Sport Skins!!!
>>122749938
Needs more ass grabbing.
>>122752179
>I suck at using a god hat requires actually skill to use HURR HES BAD NOT ME
Also how the fuck can you do the entire grind to level 30 and only get 12 gods mastered? I just hit 30 last week and I've got like 37 at mastery 1 or 2
>>122761175
Not everyone buys the god pack and new folks tend to spend favor unwisely. It's not that hard to understand
>>122758682
Loki isn't OP, he is just annoying. Once you will be against team who know what are they doing he won't be that good anymore.
>>122763491
Should Sentry Wards reveal Stealth? Since they reveal wards already and they're already expensive, why not make them reveal gods like Ao Kuang or Loki.
Who knows, maybe de-warding could be new meta.
>>122749938
this is great.
how do you win with bad teammates?
>>122764337
You dont, you can't win em all anon.
>>122764337
You press F6.
>>122764337
By having shit opponents.
>>122764337
Either hope your opponents are somehow worse or mash dat fukken F6 button
Page 9
*sigh* I have to do this again…
Memes
>>122748965
Post it
>>122768197
>I only use Tyr
>Smite has poor game design
>>122748965
>you will never impregnate Freya.
Why live.
>>122768295
>$1 from the sale of the Holiday Chest will be donated to the Child's Play Charity
>the chest is $8
That's got to be the most skewed cut in favor of the collector I've ever fucking seen
>>122769996
b-but is more than the 10%
>>122769412
someone shoop this shit into a freya cosplay
>>122770137
Do it Yourself faggit
hi-rez has the worst people to cosplay.
like wtf is this.
>kill me.
>>122771003
>assault
>rerolling awilix when I am bacchus
Pros and cons of Clash
Pros
>fountain and titan separation
In no other game mode do they have the Titan so far away that you can't heal while defending it. This makes end game pressure actually mean something, its a neat idea.
>it's fast
Everyone does that first buff and then meets in the middle to fight, you're always fighting and one lane is always pushing an advantage on the other, and these advantages appear and dissapear very quickly. This is shaping up to be one of the fastest game modes.
Cons
>the jungle is a mess
The jungle walls are more random than anything else. It takes you longer to get to the blue buff than it takes you to rotate to another lane or to the GF/FG. There's even a couple of dead-ends in the jubgle, the fuck is that about?
>it's crowded
The map is so tight, that whenever you kill someone a teammate reaplaces them almost instantly. Unless you decide, dive if, or are coordinated with your team, you never have the safety to push a tower. Same goes for Fire Giant, nobody is ever going to get one because it takes multiple people and it takes them long enough to do that the other team will most definitely be there, and they can be there in 4 seconds.
>fountain is cramped
Five people have to get in and out of that tiny door? With only one entrance that an Ymir can cock block, that's just dumb design.
>nothing worthwhile in the jungle
Red buff is good, but its not exactly game changing. I really don't give a fuck if they have it. Besides that, there's only three buffs on the entire map, and 10 people. This goes back to it being crowded but there's just not enough buffs or jungle to go around.
Just a few thoughts for the thread. Clash is pretty shit right now, but I have some hope that it can be made into something good.
>>122771537
>rerolling
>ever
>>122770323
>complex and sophisticated strategy to take down anubis
you mean buying beads ?
Skye is more bullshit than even Loki, wtf drybear.
wtf hi-rez i was in assault waiting for 100g to get an item and after i used my portal i wasnt able to buy anything, webm with horrible resolution so fu
fix it plea.
>>122773475
For your average casual shitter buying beads is a complex and sophisticated strategy
>>122773496
skyes are literally the bane of my exsistance
I'm just sitting back as pip spamming nades on point then suddenly out of nowhere i'm bullshitted by skye
>>122774110
>>122773496
Make your own general, fags.
>>122774556
no u
>>122774556
fugget.
>>122773907
Well, you count as banished while falling through a portal, so you technically left the fountain.
>>122770249
but you promised ;_;
>>122775831
I din prumis shieeet!!!
>a game so dead that you have to keep its general alive by talking about another game
Barra or Zapman?
>>122776937
barra is best adc in the world currenty
>>122776937
Chaos vs Order
Ying vs Yang
Fire vs Water
This question is eternal
>>122776968
>>122776937
Although I agree with that, Zap isn't far behind and there are definitely things that Zap does better than Bara. It's not just a one v one thing though. Seeing how Smite is a team game. It relies heavily on how the team plays and their play styles.
>>122776765
It's more like paladins can't hold a general by itself yet so they post here.
>>122777812
So we're a refugee camp now?
>>122770137
Freya is too short to be Holly
She can be Ronda, and get tossed around by Bellona
>>122777925
Yeah, wanna suck my Syrian cock until I blow your face off with a heavy load? I'll wear a shirt that says "freya" if you prefer.
>>122777502
i love zapman's gamestyle even though he is not the best adc in the game because either his plays go very well and gets a penta or he just goes in and feeds, i will love eager to win this but only if zapmans chooses his fights.
>>122778973
>Getting kuked out of our own general.
these are dark times indeed.
>>122777150
i really really like this picture can i have it anon?
>>122773907
You left the fountain
Same shit happens if you nu wa ult before you buy anything
>egr vs c9
>I picked those two teams for the NA brackets
So I basically get fap points either way?
>>122779532
>not picking C9
Oh, anon, I have bad news for you
>Ravana
What?
>>122779532
I did the same.
>>122780678
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
I'M CALLING IT
What the fuck is going on?
>>122780574
But I did pick C9
Pray to god cog doesn't win or else we'll have retards picking Kumba mid all week long
>>122781101
And Awilix / He Bo on the duo lane.
>>122780950
Sorry friend. I missread your message
>>122781259
It's okay, here have a qt
>Suku
>balanced
>>122781429
Patrician taste
>heartseeker Awilix
whatisthisidonteven.jpg
This is what happens when you bench the team's best player.
HiRez needs to disallow Awilix's cat to strike trough walls
>>122781980
no fuck you
>>122781980
How about you learn to play better
>Heartseeker Awilix
Mambo you prophet!!!!!
>>122781980
Eonic pls
Goremiser is the worst caster. You all complain about ghandi but fucking Goremiser just says shit that's straight up wrong
why the hell is buck so underpowered?
>>122782091
Nig nog here,
Heartseeker is chill for the early damage and MS. Although Trans gives more in the end it's a nice cheap early item if you know you can secure kills or pull good ganks. But I really just like the power/movement speed the most.
I'm going to laugh if fucking COG wins
> Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
can someone add me? --> sax3
>>122783232
post pic of your liquid shit dripping prolapsed anus and then we'll see what we can do
>>122783232
State your fucing region fag
>>122783232
Gotta add your region baka
>>122783232
WHERE YOUR ROOTS DOG?
Fats and random guy are so fucking bad at casting. i'd honestly prefer Gandhi over these 2
>>122783483
It's just one game right?
>>122783483
Other guy is edgelord goremiser
>>122783232
A-anon san, you need to s-state the region you wise to be i-invited to. B-b-baka~
Just finish these meme games so we can get to the games everyone cares about ffs.
Why would you ever have a 5th place match, its embarassing for the players.
>>122783667
Because 5th place deserves a trophy too baka
>>122783667
there's prize money for placing
>>122783908
I bet you're american and got a participation award at some point of your life.
wtf these guys sounded young and I thought they were teenagers
>>122783667
You are a baka-ass looking motherfucker
lads how do I into esports?
>>122783483
CHRONOS YOU KNOW HE SWINGS YES DAMAGE
……
…..
…
CHRONOS SWING 10K DAMAGE PER SWING
Why are your fave players?
Barra, stealth and icon here
>>122784365
>Icon
I think you forgot an n there lad
>>122784262
http://www.twitch tv/smitegame
and make SURE to shitpost about all your favourite players
>>122784262
Buy chests
>>122784365
Barra and Jeff "the sprint" Hindla.
>>122784365
Bmbrandon
TEAM ????
OH THAT JUNGLER IS NOT A REAL PERSON, FUCKER YOU COULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME BEFORE CLEARING MY BLUE BUFF SO I COULD GET HALF XP !!!!!
THIS ITEM TRIGGERS MY AUTISMO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY IT YOU SHITTER
IM CARRYING THIS GAME
>>122784584
"IM SPRINTING GUYS IM SPRINTING"
>>122784365
Allied, he's the dankest player around
> Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.
can someone add me? sax3
[EU] :))
>>122785214
Have fun taking care of this newfag Gensm
>>122784365
Divios;_;
>>122784042
I am but I was being sarcastic. I don't know why they would even bother beyond third place realistically. Hirez pays for their travel expenses so it's not like the teams lose anything
>kiki on support
>incon middle
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
MY FP IS ON THE LINE
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
>>122786158
If you cared about your FP you shouldn't have chosen Envy
I've always wanted to play Conquest without expending time, thought, or effort. Seriously, I love Clash
>Bacchus
>damage dealing Mage
>there's no jungler than can kill zeus and get out
KALI YOU STUPID FUCKS REEEE
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT HER
>>122786624
Because Kali a shit
>>122786624
Because her early game is so fucking shit that she'll be constantly invaded?
>>122786624
Because hunters already exist and most teams don't like gimping themselves for the first 35minutes unless its for Chronos.
>>122786663
>>122786764
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tower Dive Institiute , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rome, and I have over 800 confirmed marked targets. I am trained in four-armed combat and I’m the top kill securer in the entire Hindu pantheon. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will penetrate you so deep that they will rename titan's bane after me, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckboy. As we speak I am finishing my Qin Sai's. You’re fucking marked, kid. I can dive anywhere, anytime, and I can dive you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my ultimate. Not only am I extensively trained in diving towers, but I have access to full vision of the minimap for every single gamemode and I will use it to its full extent to dive your tight asshole until you collapse, you little bitch. If only you could have known what unholy destruction your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fuckboy. I will penetrate fury deep into you and you will suffocate from it. You’re fucking marked, kiddo.
>>122786764
Her level 5 is resilient. She doesn't do damage but her mobility, stun, and ultimate punish enemies that focus her and buy a lot of time for teammates to rotate. Trying to invade a Kali's jungle is not a matter of thinking about a 1v1, it's about mid + solo + jungle vs. mid + solo + jungle, and you can easily pick solo/mids like isis, poseidon, bellona, osiris who have really good early games to compensate.
>>122786870
What is 35 minutes to the god of time
>incon as mid
Wow, I'm so glad I didn't pick envy. He's going to do something retarded like pick Scylla
>Kelly has not wear open high heels in the 3 days of super regionalscome on kells, throw footfags a bone.
Unless you have ugly feet, if you do then its alright
Why havent you gotten you pantheon hat Smiggen?
>>122786870
>35 minutes hurr
A jungler is 6-slotted at 35 minutes. Boots + Qins + Fatalis + Executioner Kali is extremely strong which is at about 21 minutes. She only needs the first 3 to trash can zeus.
I would have bought Norse pantheon t-shirt(swed here). But I dont want to be a walking Smite commercial. FFA HiRez
Kiki a cute cute CUTE!
>>122787104
doesn't matter who plays support or mid
all that matters is that weak3ns gonna throw
>>122787318
I would've bought a hat if I didn't like the shape of the things, and I would've bought a shirt if it were just the Pantheon logos.
Shame, really.
>bastet and xing vs. osiris thor level 1
I N V A S I O N
N
V
A
S
I
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N
>>122786496
but anon, you can build Bacchus bursty as hell
Not gonna lie Im nervous as fuck senpai, I want Envy to win, but they have been doing so shitty.
>>122787282
Point being, without being babysat/watched over constantly UNTIL she can start fucking worlds by herself, she gets beat out and forced around by pretty much every top Jungler.
Obviously she can work, but when it come to the whole, 4 protect one bullshit/late game focus, Chronos and Hunters in general are just easier to work with and more consistent.Also I fucking hate Kali, I miss her old kit.
>>122787671
Osiris is going to get fucked this game.
>>122787773
Dream hard anon, dream as hard as you can
GG
>>122787124
Kill yourself
>>122787941
kelly don't be like that come on, be reasonable.
>Weaken being shit
I swear to god if he fucks this up.
>>122788280
Is he seriously paying Envy so that they keep him? I don't see any other explanation
why aren't you playing the best jungle?
REMOVE WEAK3N!!
REMOVE WEAK3N!!!
>>122788954
whats the tl;dr? not watching
>>122789053
Envy had a great start with a 3 kill invade, now proceed to 3 of the four deaths of envy baing credited to Weak3n
>>122788004
Kill yourself, only bart gets to see my feet you filthy freak
Whe the game ends there should be player awards screen. Like, most damage, most damage migrated, most gold per min ect. But most importantly most wards placed.
I am certain that will encourage people to place more wards
>>122789187
Bart confirmed for a filthy freak.
>>122789256
>>122789187
>Kelly will never call you a filthy freak and proceed to punish you by sitting on your face
Just kill me already
I want to lick and rub pips paws so badly
>>122789256
Uhhh they do onXBOX ONE
>>122789256
There should be a best play of the game replay.
That could be pretty cool.
Would love for Kelly to shit in my mouth.
Handcuffed to the bed.
Starved for days.
Vision blacking out
Mouth painfully dry.
Kelly finally comes back to me. She pours water on my face. I look hideous with my hair flattened.
She squats over me. She still wears her sweet summer dress. Feminine. No panties. I see her pussy hovering above my belly button. What's about to happen? Hopeful. Eye contact. She isn't smiling. Her anal muscles start twitching. Her pussy is reddish, a little beat up. Her anal muscles are more important just now. She gasps. Her anus opens about the size of a 50p coin. A brown chunky sits in it. More pulsing of the anal muscles. The chunky starts to slide out. The smell is vile and it sends my penis flying.
An inch ouch, 2 inches, it cracks and falls. 2 inches of chud on my abs. More pushing. The other one is coming out. 1 inch, 2 inch. It's pearly brown. Bright golden brown like you'd see on a vivid TV screen. Explosion. It all shoots out at once. The second hard chud hits me on the belly button, longer than the first. This one is covered in slime.
Kelly exhales powerfully.
She moves from her squatting position on her feet to a straddle position on her knees. Her pussy against my shining cock.
Picking up the chud. "Eat it, and then I'll feed you a proper meal afterwards. You have to eat this first though. I have some chicken for you but you have to eat this first; all of it."
>>122789915
wait what's with the pause?
>>122789915
>>122757664
Wow. Only nu wa got beads
Report Weak3n for feeding!
>>122752179
Tyr isn't bad, and he's not that hard to play. He is however, really hard to master. At least in my opinion. I only have him mastery level 2, and while I'm proficient and I see his potential I just can't work well with him personally. Something about his kit doesn't click with me. I will say try to buy some cooldown pretty early on, like Breastplate of Valor. It makes him stance switching super useful and viable.
>kiki
>>122789915
i just want feet pics.
This is hard to watch
why the FUCK would kiki go back in like that? There wasn't even a gold fury to steal!
>>122761175
I just got level 30 and only have ten gods mastered. I blame it on Khepri. He immediately became my favorite god and I grinded him to diamond as quick as possible. After that I just found a few gods I though were especially fun and have only played them. I'm currently broadening my horizens tho.
SORRY
>pro team comms
>>122790519
the homo disease hurts his decision making skills
>Envyus
Theyre losing because xing is fucking invincible. They need to ban him.
i like allied and i like incon but i fucking LOVE watching weaken and cyclone get shit on.
>free
Wtf is this meme.
The only time it's free is when hunter solos GF/FG without other team knowing.
Enemy just had to win huge team fight to be able secure FG, how is it free?
>mfw I picked NME as one of my NA teams
how can weak3n carry so hard?
>weaken refusing to get rid of fucking renewal
>not getting magi's with athena around
>>122772003
I think the biggest complaint is definitely that jungle. Open it up a bit more and add some more buffs. I like the idea of fighting over the damage buff, but why is there no attack speed?
>tfw winning a 4v5
So fuckin good
>French Athena
>against Isis
>early invade
>Isis kills bunch
>French Athena makes a comeback
Plz... This game was rigged by HiRez just for publicity. Watch nV snowball everything from now on.
>2150 smiteguru ELO
>matched with two 1200 teammates
>enemy team is two 1200 and one 1400
Best matchmaking all time.
Bart man, tell me you worthship kelly's legs like they deserve.
>Kepri, Athena
>incon twitches
>>122792181
Allied needs to go an early pen build to be able to have an impact on that kind of comp.
It really triggers my autism that they merely just mirror all the god cards on the pick screen. It would look much better if they all faced the center.
What drugs does PainDeviande take?
>>122792682
The drugs of being a faggot!!!!
How do I install this game?
Aror is a very decent caster.
i like it.
>>122792769
by supporting esports
Why is incon playing mid? He never does, not even on his streams
>>122792941
he plays mid on his streams all the time
granted he mostly loses but hey
>>122792941
Kiki was probably bitching that he didnt want to play mid and Incon being the bro that he is he volunteered.
He was always a pretty agressive support he fits well into mid.
>>122792941
Kiki is too busy getting assfucked
There goes my fap points
Thanks for the meme shit envy
God damn, why does weak3n play so fucking dumb
>Allied going into Thot first
FFS they have two guardians on the enemy team, go Spear, currently he's going to be tickling the rest of the team.
Be honest lads, how many of you would top Kiki?
I would.
>>122792880
Why would anyone spend money to watch losers watch other losers play gookclick?
>Change name
>Suddenly lose every game
Don't these niggers know superstitions are real?
I wish we could listen to team comma only
can i get an invite to the clan? My name is: kekmebaby
I'm on NA btw
>>122794594
sorry username is kekmebaby lel
>>122793725
i'd breed kiki
>doubting Envy
>>122794594
>>122794745
god dammit lel i forgot about it changing to kek username is c u c k mebaby (with no spaces)
>>122794886
Thats what you get for picking a meme username.
baka desu senpai
>>122794594
>>122794745
>>122794886
>I'm okay
Why are buck players mentally ill?
also why the fuck do people join games just to afk from the start
Nice envyus.
Merc pick worked.
>>122795373
Buck sucks dick
>weak3n feeds like shit on safe junglers
>somehow trash cans enemy on mercury
Aror's kind of cute for a fat guy
>>122795373
>>122795373
>Goblin with shard
ok triggered, Spear is clearly better on him.
game pls i just want a fortunes fury drop for pip :(
>>122795531
Merc can fucking pop people late, like no joke one punch squishies.
>"Incon looking a little twitchy.."
Jesus Bart, my sides.
>>122797014
I would demand an apology
>>122797014
Yeah that's fucked up, doesn't Bart know that Incon can't help it? Have some respect.
>Aror is 21
I legit thought he was like 15 or something
>>122797263
I want to penétrate Incon's twitching asshole.
>>122750232
people who want their late game to be even later.
>>122797208
>>122797263
U mad? I'd just call incon a fucking retard
>>122797596
Kelly pls
Salt is a fucking machine, 3vs1 and killed one before going down
>>122797814
>Bellona is hard
>Taunting mid harpies
Jesus how bad can Weak3n be?
>>122797596
>u-mad-gif-17.gif
>1 second tumblr approved gif
>Still using "u mad" in 2015
>Says the same thing his image does for maximum redundancy
>>122798145
>>122798272
>Telling me I'm salty even though there's nothing to even be salty about
>Doesn't even know what the meme means
>>122798392
>Using the Word meme unnironically
Chaos Side is the only one winning in this set.
Is there any kind of advantage to playing from Chaos side?
>>122798764
You get to mid faster from red.
>>122798764
The jungle wall around red buff weirdly stretch out on order side, making you take a weird route to mid lane. On chaos side its a straight shot to lane.
>>122764337
Hope enemy team is worse
Hope you picked a hyper carry.
>>122798145
>>122798392
>getting this rustled over a gif
>>122798764
Mid pretty much gets a free advantage because HiRez can't balance shit.
>>122780732
>>122780678
They aren't taking it seriously.
>>122787843
>Also I fucking hate Kali, I miss her old kit.
No mobility no picks.
>>122799781
Envyus doesn't deserve a spot at worlds. Their players are mediocre at best
>>122755695
>>122790378
>>122752179
Exclusive Tyr player, here. Yeah, his stance change is annoying, as is the global cooldown with it. Using your blue dash or blink to get behind them then switching to red and pushing them into your tower is the easy kills combo.
>Envyus
>>122800595
How does it feel to play a shitty character, anon?
>>122800682
Impossible to envy talentless losers with an inflated ego
>tfw adanas won't kill himself
I'm gonna be so happy if Enemy denies Weaken and Cyclone of worlds.
But i'm gonna feel kinda bad for Allied and Incon
Kiki is just a victim
I seriously wouldn't have picked Envy if I knew they were gonna do this role swap bullshit
>>122801241
No matter what happens, Kiki is still mad cute
>>122801442
>picking envy in the first place
>>122801536
This,since they changed name they played like shit.
>people talking about e-sports
>not about how they want Awilix to rip a massive fart on their faces
This is not the /smgen/ I know!
>tfw you'll never destroy Awilix's eternally tight asshole
>>122801678
Why would I talk about such a shit waifu?
>>122801678
I could start shitposting about me wanting to breed suku and awilix. I know you guys were loving that a few months ago
>>122801678
we didn't had esports for a month.
let us have this
>>122801851
Please do, I wasn't around for it.
Don't you fucking lose this game nme.
>>122801851
please don't those were pretty dark times
>>122801851
>wanting to breed suku when you could spend more time breeding awilix
I bet you get almond chocolate bars, too.
>>122802318
you probably been here for less than a month, thats why you complain about smiggen talking esports.
>>122802449
I'll been you
Fag
>>122800698
Considering I don't place value on how horribly designed the character I play is, it means virtually nothing to me. I play Tyr because I like his aesthetics and playstyle more than all other gods.
A better person(s) to ask about how they feel about Tyr being 'shitty' would be the talentless hacks who design this game, imo.
would xballer's ult deal damage on stun make it good?
>>122803090
>>122803090
if good means broken as shit yes
>>122803509
Spider fag spider fag
Shit posting spider fag stuff
Look out! He's a spider fag
>>122803607
spooder*
>>122802796
Still more successful than you
>>122797386
>two pasty fat guys in a tub
yuck
>>122803981
>Mad because it's not him and his dad in the tub
>Chaos always wins
I thought this was Smite, not fucking Warhammer 40k
>>122804514
Guess that means nme will win with chaos side next game
>>122804514
When one side gets a clear advantage due to the design of the map, it is hard for them not to win desu. Mid lane on chaos side is almost guaranteed to reach level 2 before Order mid, this gives them a pretty huge advantage in lane and to the jungler, as they rotate out to camps quicker
>>122805490
>desu
How the shit did that desu get in there. Oh well.
>its 8PM already in Atlanta
>Eager vs Cloud9 is probably going to game 5 too
all nighter boys
>You will never walk up to Kelly, spread her legs and eat out her pussy
why live
>>122805774
I do it on the daily boys
>>122805127
Looks like Envy will be on chaos this time
>>122805843
Bartholomew pls
>>122805490
fuck knows why hirez didn't change the camps to be mirrored when this was first discovered
>nemesis
Welp
>>122806013
Gtfo mom
>you fags haven't shot a hot wad onto Kelly's back
EnVyUs came out swinging.
I wonder what Kelly would say if she knew that everyone here thinks she's attractive and wants to do lewd things with/to her.
>>122806709
Hi kelly
>>122806709
She knows, she lurks from time to time.
>>122806709
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't date her. I can't stand her personality :^)
>>122806509
>pic related
>>122806709
I think she already tweeted about that.
>>122806825
>>122806837
It probably gets her off
>>122806837
>bubbly fun personality that is always hyper and fun
i don't have her personality but thats the personality of the older fun cool sister and thats awesome.
>>122806969
>Kelly schlick while reading the post of the anon who want that she sit on his face
>>122807075
Nigga what?
>>122807159
She probably rubs her soaked panties against bart's nose and makes him eat her out
>weak3n
Stop fucking talking about Kelly like this you fucking sick perverts
Enemy with the comeback!!
i'm so thorn!
i want Enemy to win! but i like more EnVy(just allied and incon)!
>>122807075
Did you get lost on your way to /pso2g/?
>>122807383
How did you get lost on your way to reddit?
>>122807383
Don't be mad because you'll never bend kelly over a table and cum balls deep inside her
>>122807160
>>122807454
sorry was set on the wrong tab.
>>122807383
Do you want us to talk about Ena instead?
>>122807383
DM pls go home
>>122807383
>>122806857
Link?
LoliKelly best Kelly
>>122807485
I do it daily. She's in an open relationship with bart because he travels a lot
>>122767642
I tried this shit and it didn't work at all.
>>122807075Power, stam, spirita, and a soul of your choice. Probably Quarttz
ENEMY IS DOING IT!
WHY THE FUCK IS INCON PLAYING MID HE'S FUCKING TRASH AT IT
>Zhong Kui
>balanced
lol, Bort, atleast give us credit for the Chaos stat.
ENEMY IS GOING TO WORLDS
ENVY 1st SEED THE DOMINATOR ALL SEASON ARE OUT OF WORLDS
>>122808756
They're not out yet, 3rd place match gets a ticket too
The only person I feel bad for is Allied
Thanks mr 667-man
>picking Nemesis at all ever
>>122808823
I hope they get shit on during those matches as well
>>122808823
i though it was relegations between europe and NA.
>>122808847
i feel bad for Allied and Incon to an extend.
They both work so hard.
>there are people in this thread who picked EnvyUs for their fap point
>>122808823
They'll have to beat Eager or C9 though, I don't really see that happening.
>>122808847
Yea, that Kiki and Incon switch was dumb AF
>>122808756
They still have a chance, just have to pull a miracle in the wildcard games, even if they lose 3rd.But seriously fuck Weak3n.
>>122808953
Honestly anyone who picked them after their games towards the end of the spl deserves to not get any fap points
>>122808968
This.
They were not able to deal with Enemy, there is no way they can deal with C9 or Eager.
>>122809108
I stopped paying attention so I just chose them because they were good at the beginning
I don't really care though, since I've already gotten all of the rewards
>>122809183
Don't think Enemy isnt a hard opponent.
They have made it this far, and not on luck alone, they have played well.
>weaken
>cylone
this makes me so happy
>>122809227
>baka it's not like I care about fp or anything
>>122809452
s-sorry...
>>122809290
Enemy only recently got a good team though
/d2g/ here. That was pretty fun to watch. Is Worlds basically the Smite version of TI?
I should try Smite sometime, it's not as boring to watch as LoL is.
Hirez wtf is diz
https://youtu.be/0oUsn5B515E
>>122809650
Worlds is what it sounds like. Top teams from every region (NA, EU, BR, LATAM, OCE, CHN) face off in a season ending tournament.
>>122809650
Yeah basically worlds = TI
>>122809650
>Dota fags not only have to make sure to tell everyone they're a dotafag but to tell everyone that they don't like League even if they're not posting in d2g or lolg
Never change.
>>122809841
Homo erotic comedy.
also
>kanyelife on Bart
lmfao.
>>122810086
F dot really let himself go
>>122809841
Based Adapting
>>122810064
Holy shit, how mad is this Leaguebabby? lol
>>122810064
Nigger
holy shit i thought smgen was supposed to be good
Barra is a cutie.
>>122810527
Why would you ever think that?
>>122810149
Samefag here. Did you see the fucking pic of that fat dago next to the heaping pile of chips?
>>122810527
smgen generally has a low skill pool. there are maybe 2-3 players in smgen that are good.
>>122808139
>stam
WHAT A HOMO!!
xthed for based Ruckus
>>122810862
Guessing you're new to PSO2? I've played it for at least 3 years. Having extra health is better than pretending to be MLG and say you never get hit, because you will.
>>122803846
>implying
I'm actually good at my job, though.
adc arachne
support nox
mid bachus
jungl rav
solo SWK
new meta
>>122811523
How does Ao Kuang suck that much dick?
>FDot and Hinduman casting
guess I won't be watching Smitegame
>>122811687
The f stands for fat
SCYLLA BOIS
SCYLLA PICKED
SCYLLA PICKED
SCYLLA PICKED
SCYLLA PICKED
>>122812137
>>122812012
Lassiz loves little girls
Here we go boys!
another 5 hours!
>scylla becomes meta again just in time to win worlds
>>122811210
I've been playing since release.
>>122812658
I'll meta your asshole anon
>>122812706
Freya please
>Stealth's krakens
>>122812892
It's ponpon you pussies
>>122811523
you have no right winning with that team
>Xbalanques building Ninja tabi with trans
i fucking knew it was right, fuck you everybody else.
pls win c9. lassiz, zapman, dare2care and krett all deserve to crash and burn
>>122813842
>hating Lassiz
Fag
>>122814037
>watching a desperate alcoholic with the biggest ego in smite
>>122813842
>Hating Lassiz, Krett and Zapman
faggot
>>122814229
>not wanting to watch an aging alcoholic party boy slowly realize he needs to get a real job while having no discernable skills other than a trick he calls the lassdini
Shits better than cable
Janus build?
>>122814418
>Lassiz is a raging sad alcoholic with a inflated ego
>Zapman is a manlet who got dragged to the gym by lassiz, and thinks he is waaay better then he actually is
>Krett is a autistic faggot, enough said.
>>122814572
Already did that with SonOnOldSchool. We got to see the journey of his marriage dying, him losing his kids, his stream declining, his friends abandoning him, him constantly begging his followers for donations because he couldn't pay the bills, him crying on stream constantly, all while being drunk in basically every stream
>>122814643
Max aspd and fatalis with 0 power
>>122814752
And it was an amazing journey wasn't it? Wouldn't you like that again? another chance to watch someone just lose everything.
>>122814752
>Lassiz is an alcoholic
being an alcoholic is the only way of enjoying life
>Zapman was dragged to the gym
you jelly fatboy? he had a friend who cared enough to drag in to get in shape, i wish i had a friend to workout too.
And tho yeah he is overrated as an ADC tho
>Krett is an autistic faggot
agreed, his math is still on point.
>>122814959
I remember when I went through a phase of picking up winged blade instead of boots
>>122814959
It's your build anon, don't try to play it off
>>122814959
Odin
>>122815093
ya got me
Chaos side wins, what a surprise.
>>122815048
It was a good idea once
>>122813842
I want C9 to win this, EGR to win against Envy and then EGR to lose against the EU team (fnatic in headcanon) in the wildcards game
Ooo baby the shot at Kelly's skirt. I'm waiting for her to adjust her legs and give us the upskirt
You guys ever think Lassiz would livestream his suicide?
>>122815803
We can only dream
>>122815803
>#savemylife
>>122815548
watch kelly appear tomorrow at the analyst desk with a long sleeve dress and a skirt that covers her entirety of her legs and just laugh.
>>122816163
Watch her wear a shorter dress and open shoes insteadand still laugh
>SWK hasnt been picked at all in Super Regionals
Feelsbadman
>>122816337
>>122816513
he sucks against xing is probably the biggest reason
MCSTEALTH
>>122815123
>>122813842
>>122814752
at least you're dedicated and consistent in your hate for them
>>122815854
>>122815886
It'd be fucked up but I'd watch
>>122816163
I'd rub cum all over my screen of she did
>>122814752
>Hating someone for being autistic
Ohhh you must have alot of fun browsing 4chan
>>122817606
Nice try leddit
I'm telling your moms
>>122816852
Damn, I thought it was Athena.
>>122816852
>LAN event
>players tart lagging out
Brava, Hirez!
bravo hi-rez
>I'M LAGGING OUT
>I'M LAGGING OUT
>I'M LAGGING OUT
>I'M LAGGING OUT
>Lan lag
ok
>>122819447
>>122819454
>>122819473
>>122819597
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/a/ad/CurseApollo_Health_Low_1.ogg
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/ea/CurseApollo_Death_1.ogg
I want Janus to be nerfed into complete oblivion already.
>no Zhong Kui version of this
I wish I know how to draw.
>tfw kelly will never wrap her legs around your head and piss in your mouth
>carry game hard
>get a lot of kills cause im zeus, so some shit player spams WOW KS, SHITTER, ID CARRY IF YOU FUCKING LET ME
>I did 3 times more damage than them
>>122822056
>as zeus
>>122822056
Did Arachne really say "If you fucking let me?"
>>122822056
kicker, they played ARACHNE
W E W
>>122814959
jej
>>122821173
*Athena
ftfy
Why is every male at HiRez fat and slovenly?
>>122822281
Because that's how kelly likes em
>>122822214
Athena, like most guardian, are as good as their team is. You can be the best Athena player, if your team is shit you will never be able to carry them and win the game. She doesn't need to be too much nerfed.
I want to fuck Zapman.
>>122822592
You can't, he doesn't date gross fat nerds who spend all their time on 4chan
>>122822721
Hey. I'm not fat.
>>122822840
Sure you aren't, tubby. How many stairs can you climb before you get winded?
>>122822936
I don't get winded because I'm not fat. What are you trying to prove here?
>>122823329
Wrong answer. The correct answer is "I don't know because I use the elevator" and then you call me a tubby bitch and then we become best friends
>>122823537
You're weird
>>122823838
O-ok anon
>>122824183
I'm sorry, you... fat bitch?
>>122824645
It's too late now, I'm sorry, I've moved on
>>122811523
zouthy stop being good at ravana
>>122825091
Zouthy stop we all know it's you complimenting yourself
>that was a really bad cabrakan ult
lel
>>122825665
This means literally nothing. Why do people keep posting these like they actually prove something?
>>122825665
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOUUUU
>>122822359
>Behind closed doors in HiRez
>Kelly getting gangbanged by smelly fat men
>She bullies them as she fucks and sucks them all calling them disgusting pigs who aren't even worthy of touching a queen like her
>After the gangbang she goes and pegs Bart with a dragondildo strapon because he didn't fill his memes per week quota
>To cool down she plays some Clash Beta (TM) with the unreleased Japanese pantheon while sitting on Bart's face as a chair
>>122825665
>>122825826
Most likely it's Zouthy trying to pass the blame on someone else because the faggot got caught like my dad with the black housemaid
daretocare looks like a serial killer desu
>>122826330
>She bullies them as she fucks and sucks them all calling them disgusting pigs who aren't even worthy of touching a queen like her
Okay anon this is actually fucking hot.
>crossed legs
He looks like a fag desu senpai
>>122826614
he's just fancy, he is european.
Kelly open your legs
>>122826385
>replying to yourself
>>122827504
Zouthy pls stop it's just embarrassing for you at this point
>>122825826
this reasoning is very simple i'm surprised you can't figure it out yoursef.
if post A being the original post is being replied to by person B if they were the same people it would say (You)
In this case since post C is replying to post B showing only (You) to the reply of person C and not in B is would imply they are different people.
That being said there are ways to circumnavigate this.
MLC's ult does no damage
>>122829237
who?
>>122829363
Zhong Kui
>>122828249
Yep still not getting it
>All of these team fights are extremely close decided by one or two abilities
This is a great set. Too bad Andi can't play anything decent except Thor.
>>122825665
You fucking idiot, the you means that you fucking posted it, not the person replying.
C9 vs eGr has been great.
Not as good as the upset of Enemy vs EnVy but still pretty cool
>>122830183
i seriously hope you aren't serious when you typed that out.
>>122829237
dot + slow
self heal + dmg
stun
huge aoe supplemented by his passive.
making his ult stronger would be bad since itwould make the walking aegis ult more annoying.
>>122830440
When someone replies to your post the numbers up top have an attached you at the end to show that the original post was yours. The post the guy showed in the pic was a reply to his post
>>122830870
uh i think you should double check.
>>122830987
Right now you replied to my post it said you up top to show my post was being replied to.
>>122831095
ok i see your point i was thinking of something else.
Did toily just say he thought C9 was taking game 5? Isn't he supposed to be Egr dick boy?
>>122831245
They had a falling out or some shit. Something about toily's girlfriend
>>122831225
So back to my original point. Zouthy got caught being a fuckboi and trying to compliment himself and then tried to act like it wasn't him
Wait. Team that wins now goes to worlds and the one that loses doesn't?
>>122831342
Ah, I got ya. I usually keep up with esports, but I didn't know that. The weakest link on C9 is clearly Andi. His god pool is just too small. If you ban out Thor, he is just another masters player. Baskin is great, he just needs to make better choices with positioning and when to engage. MLC's zhong pick was god knows what.
>>122831370
No?
From my understand from what he said that
>>122825091
>>122825339
are both the same person.
>>122831528
Winner plays NME for first seed of the region, loser plays Envy, winner of that plays third seed of EU for wildcard spot at worlds.
>>122831528
Really? I thought top 4 teams from each region gets to go? I can't imagine C9 or EGR wouldn't be there. Envy is 1, is TSM 2?
>No Nezha Ban
>Athena first pick
C9 is done senpai, they out.
>>122831639
They aren't. The one telling Zouthy to stop complimenting himself is me. The reason why it says you up top is because I was replying to Zouthy's post
>>122831708
Nah, Ne Zha isn't worth the ban, however I would have liked to see a Geb pick instead of Athena. Jeff needs to chill with those solo ults. He gave up 2 free golds just for a herc kill. The real fuck up was prioritizing xbal over Thor.
C9 got out drafted and out-banned.
i blame fucking krett, having a coach is cheating.
>Hel completely unbanned and picked
what?
>>122831832
except that is incorrect.
this post here >>122825091 is replying to >>122811523 and since it is high lighting Zouther it stands to reason that he posted it in the first place and going by whats been said if he was the one complementing that post in the first place there would be a (you)
then theres this post >>122825339 quoting >>122825091 in the screen shot here >>122825665 showing the (you) in this post >>122825339 but no (you) in this post >>122825091 quoting >>122811523
so by following the reasoning you were replying to your self.
>all this smite related conversations
>>122832178
How would I be replying to my self the whole time if I wasn't the one to post the original comment to Zouthy
>>122832415
Lan bring the esports in all of us.
and we have 3 full more days of this
>C9 playing more tactical
>Not just running around the map trying to score kills
This is what C9 does, and as far as I can see, this is their game. Dare's Ne Zha can't keep up with Serq and Dare is very iffy on hitting those ults.
>>122832725
Dare is iffy in general, they all are.
>>122832469
>How would I be replying to my self the whole time if I wasn't the one to post the original comment to Zouthy
that right there is where you screwed up when making all of this.
you lost yourself.
"Zouthy" posted the original picture since he is highlighted.
correct?
the comment
>zouthy stop being good at ravana
quoted what is suppose to be his original post right?
but the (you) doesn't appear.
yet here
>Zouthy stop we all know it's you complimenting yourself
the (You) does appear.
taking all this into you are the original poster of
>zouthy stop being good at ravana
and
>Zouthy stop we all know it's you complimenting yourself
were made by the same person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D1nK7q2i8I
More Apollo
>>122833025
They weren't but okay man
>>122833025
>>122832178
Wtf is this. Can you settle down m8?
>>122832884
Eh, Lass is a player that I would put a lot of faith in come crunch time. Same with Zap. Andi has picked it up this game with serq. Baskin needs to chill the fuck out. Almost every death on this series has come from him being out of position trying to do too much.
>>122833287
He's trying to prove himself
Super Regionals should have been Worlds.
Seriously Latam, BR and China has nothing to offer against EU and NA, AUS might do something but really.
>>122833551
I don't know about that. China had the game for what a month or some shit, they didn't even know about Janus and they still gave teams a run
rip egr
I reallllly wanted them to win this ;___;
>Shameless red bull plug
>>122833398
I know, and that's where he needs to chill out. When C9 first picked up Baskin they said "Now we have out own cyclonespin." Everyone knows Baskin is good, there's no need to prove himself. He just needs to play his game, not try to play cyclones game.
Can someone invite me to the clan
IGN: MarsOldOne
Region:NA
What a roller coaster of emotions, from the bliss of game 1 to the desperations and relief of game 2 to the pain of game 3 and 4 to the hype of game 5!.
>>122833670
i don't think they can actually eliminate an NA team, maybe give problems to EU and surely defeat BR and Latam.
AUS is a thing.
>>122833860
Well I think he's trying to prove himself as well as he's feeling himself. I mean c9 is just controlling everything this game
>>122833860
Honestly I liked Baskin more on Denial when he'd play gods with more carry potential. I'd like to seem him on a team where he could do that again.
Will someone please invite me to the clan?
IGN: c u c kmebaby (no spaces)
Region: NA
>>122833257
sorry for being logical about it.
Buckle up, buckaroo
>>122833997
Well yeah, now he can do whatever. But last game, and his only death this game came from him being way too deep with no ultimate. That might work with SWK, but it wouldn't work with Osiris because his only escape is his ult.
>>122834026
Eh, this isn't the meta for those gods. Solo is warriors paradise right now.
C9 goes to Worlds!!
They are going to Worlds!!
eGr played well.
NERF JANUS
REDUCE THE LENGTH HIS PORTAL CAN COVER IN HALF
REDUCE THE DAMAGE OF HIS 2 BY A SIGNIFICANT PORTION
DOUBLE HIS ULT'S COOLDOWN
>>122834507
Janus is fine stop crying like a bitchboy
I want to feel Fenrir's knot inside me.
back
to
back
>>122834507
Daretocare pls
I love Jeff but he needs a shower, a haircut, shave and get rid of those nasty hippie earrings.
Thank you C9 for saving my FP
Fuck you Envy for your meme shit
>>122834684
Envy a shit
Weak667n a shit
I'm glad the teams that actually deserve to go are going
>>122834628
This
>>122834564
>JANUS IS FINE
>HAS THE GREATEST ESCAPE ABILITY AS A REGULAR ABILITY, ALLIES CAN USE IT TOO, PLUS IT DOES DAMAGE
>HIS 2 DOES ABSURD AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE ON A SHORT COOLDOWN
>HE CAN TELEPORT HIMSELF AND HIS TEAM HALFWAY ACROSS THE MAP EVERY 90 SECONDS WHILE DOING INSANE DAMAGE
>IS FINE
>>122834659
>trying to fag up the caveman of smite
Ora pls, it's bad enough the EU players all look like traps we don't need the NA players to look gay as well
>>122834875
anon pls. Unstable vortex only has 210% scaling. That's not that much. Only about twice the average ult.
>>122834590
That picture makes me glad to be a bisexual. And he doesn't have a knot in that one nerd
>>122834915
>having short hair and no earrings is considered gay now
wtf happened to mankind
>>122835002
>not having a beard is considered straight
Yeah and I bet you jerk off to caitlyn Jenner too you fag
>>122834875
yah, he is totally fine.
stop complaining.
>>122835175
shaving does not necessarily mean getting rid of the beard, just give it form so it doesn't look like you are a dirty hobo.
>>122835002
I bet you liked jeff when he was going through his emo fag stage
>>122834590
>didn't like fenrir
>saw that image
>played him in game again
>>122831869
>>122831708
I said the same thing, made me really nervous. I should have trusted in C9, they clearly showed the superiority of what that team can do with that comp.
Egr boys :(
>I get an AMC
>5 times in a row
>they were all ass
Why do people pick him?
It's nice that you degens actually discuss something SMITE related this time.
>>122837204
I love Ah Muzen Cab. Problem is a lot of how good he is comes down to how good your support is. If the support sucks he's going to get bowled over because he's got no escape. If my support can keep people off my ass I become an unstoppable killing machine
>>122783667
To throw extra fap points at people?
Remember guys that CC > Skill :^)I tried upping the quality a bit, any better guys?
>>122839283
How hard did Achen feed?
>>122839283
Wow.
>>122839283
Why was tyr and hou yi your duo lane?
>>122839283
>raging this hard
No idea how I missed it, probably something to do with the fact that Fenrir had him in his jaws.
I went 4-3. The team didn't even break even overall. It wasn't me.
Bonus clip, I love these Paladins testers.
>>122839376
Tyr doesn't go well with Hou Yi to be fair.And doesn't belong in the duo lane
>>122839635
Because he's very supportyrve :^)
>>122839727
>Rage
kek
>>122839976
If we're going 'to be fair' I said I'd take solo lane before the match started.
Fearless missed because Fenrir had them in his jaws. That's why.
Seriously though, why act like I'm some sort of problem when I've done well every smiggen match I've been in.
>>122839976
Is that Thanatos's one?
>>122839976
How to get into beta
>>122840507
post nude pictures of yourself on hi-rez's twitter.
HiRez released a patch for Paladins: http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?361
Highlights:
>You can level up now, each time gives a radiant chest (Contains 5 random cards)
>Fernando's Evolve GOT NERFED BABY
>Skye does lower damage, more bolts in clip
>RNG was nerfed
>Pip's Rupture nerfed
>>122840216
Ah I'm fine with you, just thought that'd be an entertaining tidbit to post.
Also your k/d matters less than how much you contribute. Tyr can't provide peel like other supports can, and he has problems against decent solo laners (Sun Wukong for example). In teamfights people were complaining you weren't there.
My personal advice if you play Tyr in the support again:
>Don't get bluestone. I know the damage is nice, but watcher's gift will help you out more because you need to stop taking last hits on minions
>Build Sov or Heartward to help people in teamfights more, not Jotunn's into winged blade
>Don't get fucking sprint or if you do rush it to heavenly agility so you can help your team more
>>122840320
More like Vulcan's clear.
>>122840507
Ask HiRez nicely and say how much you enjoyed their previous work. It did wonders for another anon.
Besides that, 20$, winning one of the many raffles on twitter, having a friend who has a code (from the way they've been sounding about bringing a friend they'll probably give them out to people with codes already), and god's grace that someone posts one in the thread.
>>122841094
I was referring to lower right
>>122748828
Hirez needs to take a breather on rushing out gods and start balancing existing ones. We have several new gods that need to be nerfed, we have older gods that need to be brought up to speed, and there's some mechanics that just straight up need to be removed from the game.
Lately they've been trying to do too much with new gods, introduce new mechanics and putting out gods that do way too much.
Khepri is the best support by miles. He has 2 amazing CCs, and an ult that is horribly broken.
Sol can fill any role except support, and she doesn't suffer from "jack of all trades, master of none", she's exceptional in all roles.
Xing Tian, despite nerfs, is still far too strong in the solo lane. The double jump combined with his % based damage is too much.
I mean I love the new mechanics, and I like gods that break the mold and play a non-class typical role, like Loki in solo, or Ao Kuang in jungle, but it's a little much when it seems every god they make now is made to break the mold.
>>122841161
Oh that's some temp card art. The effect itself is 12% damage reduction for each enemy nearby, max of 50%.The picture is Thanatos's 2 bud
>>122841232
Whatever, fuck thanatos.
>>122834121
username does not existfuck off
>>122841476
sent, also chill, we aren't all neets
>>122841094
Who do I contact in Hirez for codes?
>>122842427
I'd imagine someone the team that works directly with Paladins, such as Stew or Drybear.
I haven't played in a while, how's the game? Has there been a lot of new Futa porn for the gods or has it unfortunately tapered off?
>>122839727
>Anyone who insults you is raging
I love this kind of delusion. Shitters never cease to downplay their shitterness.
Also the reason you missed was that not only did you try to use a skill for something literally handed to you, but you used your 1 in the wrong direction entirely. Try thinking once in a while, Mr "I'm pretty good at Tyr".
>>122841220
Loki can barely solo.
Lackluster gods that are clearly behind the pack over long periods of time are to blame but not including those down on their luck in this specific meta.
>>122839727
>I ONLY PLAY TYR
>WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T JUST AUTOATTACK FOR A KILL THAT WAS LITERALLY SERVED UP TO ME
Holy fuck what an autist
>>122841094
>but watcher's gift will help you out more because you need to stop taking last hits on minions
This is what I was thinking that same match.
>not Jotunn's
Jotunn's is base for Tyr in every build/match I've seen. I wasn't meaning to be the tank, btw.
>>122843476
>Anyone who insults you is raging
Not what I said or meant at all. I've been singled out even though I've done nothing really worth being singled out for. That's the only incongruousness.
>not only did you try to use a skill for something literally handed to you
The ability would have hit her if she had been standing exactly where she was when i fired it.
>but you used your 1 in the wrong direction entirely
No, I didn't. I was leading where she was going to be. Again, under normal circumstances she gets charged and killed.
>>122844047
See above I guess.
>>122844047
>>122845320
>if she was standing perfectly still and moved in exactly straight lines and never did anything aside from fall on my sword then I would have hit her!
>>122845320
So were you leading her or did you fire it exactly where she was standing? Because it literally can't be both. Actual, forget the question, I don't care. Stop posting you fucking shitter.
>>122845320
>The ability would have hit her if she had been standing exactly where she was when i fired it.
Oh that's right, you're that shitter who doesn't quick-cast lmao
>>122845320
You're just fucking bad. I'll leave it at that. No amount of excuses will fix the fact that you are a stupid shitter who's trying to save face. In reality, instead of saving any face you're looking like even bigger of a retard.
I'd quit now while you're aheadJust like you used your 1 while you were ahead of Fenrir :^)
FIRST PENTAKILL EVER, FINALLY!!!
I played dota1 in 2003 and this is my first Pentakill.
I'm pretty hyped up at the moment (to be completely honest with all you brethren).
>>122846089
>>122846157
>>122847059
>>122848324
>fenrir is clearly moving
>the ability is fired where artemis would have been if fenrir had kept moving
It's like you'd rather just shit on me.
What's everyone's smiteguru ELO?
What's a good ELO to have?
>>122848628
>fenrir is clearly moving
>the ability is fired where artemis would have been if fenrir had kept moving
So you have the reaction time of a geriatric, how is this everyone else's fault? All you had to do was click your left mouse button and collect the FREE KILL that was literally delivered right to your stupid scrub face
Just goes to show you, no matter how hard you babysit a scrub, and spoonfeed him easy kills, in this watered-down RTS game designed for LITERAL CHILDREN, they will continue to scrub it up
Like do you legitimately have a learning disability or something?
>>122848450
Congrats.
>>122848450
>>122849289
Anyone know if I can watch the replay of the Pentakill in the match if I have the match ID? Are they saved anywhere?
>>122849857
Match replays are only saved under certain conditions, like there's a diamond leaguer in your match or someone has a friend spectating.
There'll be a big REPLAY button when you expand the stats for that match if you check your match history. If you don't see a button, sorry to say but nobody will remember that penta but you.
>all these gross people wanting to fuck the furry alchemist
I know we are in 4chan, but we have deviant art for a reasonn
>>122849232
>if the devs weren't complete shit-tier at game code Fearless would have hit the Artemis while in Fenrir's mouth
>blame the guy who did what he should have done to get the kill
>>122850618
>if the devs weren't complete shit-tier at game code Fearless would have hit the Artemis while in Fenrir's mouth
Fearless does hit Artemis while in Fenrir's mouth
You missed because you're a shitbad scrub
And you're blaming the devs because you're literally retarded
>>122850687
>Fearless does hit Artemis while in Fenrir's mouth
Prove it.
Even granting your premise,
>You missed because you're a shitbad scrub
is an anecdotal fallacy. Either way, you lose, sir.
>>122850754
>Fearless does hit Artemis while in Fenrir's mouth
>Prove it.
Well, the enemy isn't inside of Fenrir or anything, so they can still get hit by abilities or auto-attacks(provided you can land them)
>>122851029
The fact that Fenrir has them grabbed doesn't fuck with the hit box? Especially with abilities that have built-in CC? We need research.
>>122851098
>The fact that Fenrir has them grabbed doesn't fuck with the hit box?
Nope, not in the slightest
The proof is in the webm, you fucking missed because you overplayed like a tard
Just a simple whack with your sword would have done it
>nobody ever listens to my suggestion for 5 Ares pick in any MOTD that allows it
>you will never chain ults and pull the enemy team around the map
>>122852603
if 5 ares blink on the enemy team at the same time and ult all of them at the same exact time but are going in different directions when pulling, where will the targeted players end up ?
>>122853459
wherever the last ares is. Or rather, wherever the game considers the "last" ares is.
>>122853459
It's impossible to do things at the same time, so it will always end up with the targets being pulled to whoever casted it last. Also diminishing returns will lead to a very short stun.
Also casting things at the same time will just end up with them going free with one beads cast.
>>122853532
>>122853581
and what if 5 awilix pull at THE SAME EXACT TIME the same airborne target (not human players but bot awilix that can fail to be perfectly synchronized when casting their ult)
>>122854203
can't fail*
damn shitposting is hard these days
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PACB60D62FAB51116
PACBDF9EAB6551116
>>122854961
Thanks for the beta code
>>122854961
you have brazzer premium codes instead ?
>>122855238
N0P350RRYM80
>>122854961
>PACBDF9EAB6551116
Thanks for the code.
>Everyone just melts from my Darts
Nerf Skye pls
>>122854961
>go to the store for some breakfast
>come home
>see codes
>know they're probably all used
>try one even tho it's been 40 minutes
>it works
Thanks.
How is Chiron?
Been gone for quite a while but he looks pretty cool. Is he fun in Assault and Siege?
>>122857467
He's pretty fun. He does feel a little slow though.
>>122857545
He's an old man-horse.
Don't bully.
Remember the time when Smite used to have a Magic Wand active? Because I do.
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Shard
>>122857545
He has one of the highest base movement speed though.
>>122854203
Whoever casted it first will pull the target, the rest will just coust as a regular targetless cast.
instalocking pip is so fun i wreck everyone with him
>>122860524
He's an old man! It's not his fault!
Goremaister > xFats
>>122860352
>http://smite.gamepedia.com/Shard
That would be a broken Ătem for tanks, or Dong Que
>>122861086
Keep telling yourself that lie friend.
>>122861313
No it was useless out of assault and even there salvation is a better pick
If you want to see broken removed actives try turn minions or motivate
Tried a game of Paladins, it's okay butwhere the lolis at?
>>122862738
pip is the loli
>>122862738
There are no lolis, but would this be good enough for you?
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Evie
>>122862738
Evie is a datamined ice mage and somewhat looks young i suppose
>>122863231
Might be cool.
I do like to teleport.
>Cassie
The girl you bring home to mom
>Skye
The girl you fuck on the side
>Evie
The girl you'd fuck the moment she turns 18
>>122863713
>the moment she turns 18
>>122863817
Degenerate
>No Kelly today
BOOOO, EU sucks, BOOOOO
Get ready for Epsilon to stomp them lads
FREYA BABY!
THANKS EPSILON YOU ARE BAE BABY
>>122863970
kek we scared kelly away.
sorry kellogs
>>122863970
She's probably fucking exhausted from yesterday
>>122863970
>>122864585
she did looked worse and worse everytime the analyst lounge was on.
she is sick.
Kelly confirmed pregnant with Bart's babies!
>>122863713
>Pip
the girl you get knotted by
>>122864794
Congratulations bert I know you're reading this
>Neith Athena losing earlygame to Freya Sylvanus
how does that even happen
>>122864794
>from Brazil
Oh god she caughthuehue BRBR fever
>>122864794
probably got an std from being gangbanged by favela kids
>>122864794
The balloon full of cocaine broken inside her anus.
>>122863713
Considering evie is an immortal and eternally young wicked ice witch, you'll be waiting a pretty long time.
>Epsilon calling out when actives will be back up
>As soon as beads were used on both gods they called out the time when they will be back up
Jesus christ, those comms were the most organised comms i've heard so far this tournament
>>122865628
she can be 18 years old without looking it though
>>122865687
tfw Adapting types out when beads are back up in Assault as well
>epsilon plays with NA strats and wins
>NA is better than EU
>>122865924
>NA vs EU
>>122865990
Because they started playing like an NA team and it threw the shitty EU fags off
>>122865990
>1st in Na is 6th in the world
top
fucking
kek
>>122866112
>NA vs EU
>Get 8 teams
>2nd best team in the world against all the bottom teams
>Best team in the world against the non-bottom teams
>The team that is 2nd gets better stats
Never would have guessed
>>122866394
This sounds like you are trying to deny numbers.
How can you deny facts lmao.
I mean look at >>122866343 the difference between the 2 regions is insane
>>122866394
To be fair epsilon is 2nd best in world for a reason bottom teams or not. They just outclass even the next best behind them
>>122866547
>the difference between the 2 regions is insane
yeah turns out if your region is competitive you wont have one team destroying all the others
>>122865804
She is probably frozen at her 20s so it's probably safe in that concern. She'll still probably freeze your dick off if you get anywhere near her though.
>>122866781
The heat from my loins will melt her ice and her heart.
>>122866781
>Evie is a Reverse-Sol
>>122866878
Evie X Sol when
LOL Adapting wearing a hat because he's super self-conscious about his hairline receding.
>>122866674
They were competitive, just the rest of teams were shit. It's like if we had cloud 9, afk (when they were afk and good), and then the rest of the teams were elevate
>>122866954
I mean if you're hairline is receding at like 21 wouldn't you be self-conscious? He should just shave it all off desu
>>122866954
>>122867096
>tfw balding at 22
It's a special kind of hell
>>122867096
adapting is 18 though
>>122867601
>it's not your average everyday kind of hell
>it's
>advanced hell
>>122867601
Shit I thought he was older, thats even worse. He really should just shave it off
>>122867464
>TFW BALDING AT 20
shit is the worst :/
I eventually just went with a shaved head (not chromedome)
>>122867834
Adapting trained for three long years to become the best jungler in the world
enemy to win worlds desu
>tfw not balding
>>122868638
>if you type in t b h (without the spaces) it turns in to desu
why
>>122868652
Doesn't change the fact that your family still hates you :O
>>122868750
To filter out retards talking like retards.
>>122868750
>being this new
sm.h = baka
tb.h = desu
fa.m = senpai
>>122868750
Bullshit.
>Test
desu
>>122868883
but does that mean no more baka desu senpai posts? why would the mods stop this lovely shitpost
>>122868883
also
cuc.k = kek
>>122869005
It became even more lovely desu senpai
>>122869006
you lie you fucking kek
baka desu senpai
Lets get back to smiteposting lads
ITT: redditors learn word filters
Clash is now my new favourite game mode to play without a party, and might become my favourite with a party.
>>122869272
was about to post this.
Honestly forgot i was on 4chan for a second.
>>122869272
What turns into kohai then
>>122869378
It's kohai
>this fucking mouse man
do they get to play with their own mouse? or are they provided one
>athena gives FB
>they're talking about it like it's Sol
jesus christ these fucking analyst morons
99% of what they say is retarded, it's like they don't even watch the games
>>122862236
>useless
you stupid or something? shard basically made tanks unkillable.
>>122869573
I'm pretty sure they bring their own mouse and keyboard.
>>122869845
Look at that faggot goremiser, he will say one thing and then boom just completely wrong every time
>unironically giving zeus kills
GG
>>122834507
>janus is slightly better than most other top picks
>want to make him useless
Janus really is in a pretty good spot, I see more bad Janus than good. His ult is fine, the chances of hitting it unless it's point blank is low, which it does normal ult damage in that case. The mobility yes is a little silly, but if your team calls it's easily counter gankable. And his 2 does just as much damage as any other mage clear, that's the last thing that would need to be nerfed.
A pair of Paladins codes from your pal [GenPal]ubermensch
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>>122871807
His gifts are poisoned!!!
>>122871807
I got excited but then realized the codes were for Paladins
>>122871940
No they're not :<
>>122871959
Why would you not get excited for codes to GOTY
>>122872494
The game that's definitely not overwatch which is definitely not Team Fortress 2I actually know nothing about the games.
I like Joust. I really do but what am I supposed to do against extreme tower hugging ? It makes the entire mode boring as shit.
>>122872494
>All the Webums I see are of sky
>Not my waifu Cassie
Playing Cassie is the most fun I've had in a while. I'm more excited to build a deck. It pisses me off when my team has 3 legendary cards and everyone on their team has 2. Cards are the only thing that piss me off.
>>122873689
At this point in time, basically nothing. Just hope one of the messes up or you've got a good team for going all in
>>122873719
I have the most fun with Dwarf of fair and balanced walls and turrets.
>no pip webms
need furry husbando webmsi'd make them myself if i could :(
>>122873689
Jungle buffs. The thing that will separate you or your team from another team is jungle buffs. You should know the timers on all of the buffs, even if you don't have the timer. Solo those down and let your 2 team mates split lane farm. You'll get ahead and you'll be able to tower dive.
>>122871807
DON'T DO IT, IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
Did epsilon win?
>>122874960
What do you think senpai?
>>122875029
Yes?
>>122875060
Is that a question or an answer anon?
Who is ready for 5 hour long games?
who /paladins/ here
I need people to play with
>>122875545
I'm a pip main on eu
>>122869272
The filters aren't relatively new though. I thought desu baka senpai was new shitposting until I realized there were new filters because I tried to type cuc.k
>>122875545
Are you a cute grill?
>>122875650
I know that
that's why i called them newfags
>>122875545
>he isnt a part of /genpals/
>>122875931
>tfw not played smite for ages but loving paladins
i wanna be a part of /genpals/ ;.;
>>122876108
No Ashur, you don't get to come back after you abandoned us!!
>>122876242
I'm not ashuri'm the richfag
>You will never fuck Xaliea boypussy
>>122876318
Ohh H0i richfag!
How's life treating you?
Probably good, since you're rich
>>122876326
>You will never breed Kelly then have Bart lick the cum dripping out of her pussy
>>122876426
Adanas please stop
-bart
>>122876426
I'm only average and white.
I don't think I'm allowed to kekold someone.
>>122876415
i've been fine for the most part
>there are people in this thread not playing paladins
>>122876680
>Smite general doesnt play Paladins
Wow, I would have never expected this development.
Come on Paradigm! lets do this!
>>122876318
Buy me the founders pack and I'll let you into /genpals/
>>122875587
>maining the most broken character
Anyway, my tag is UpAndAntsie, I'm EU.
>>122877307
I don't main him because he's broken i main him because he'sfunand alsobecause i'm a furfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGWo4-tFGuE
>>122873719
cassie is voiced by whoever voices neith, so she is automatically shit tier.
>>122878720
Wow Janus, dropping Apollo like that, it was prettyDarude
>tfw you'll never be in a threesome with Xaliea and EmilZy
i just to cum all over their twink bodies
>>122878939
http://smite.gamepedia.com/index.php?title=File%3ATyr_Laugh_g.ogg
>>122875545
Add meAshurT
buck is so uninteresting to watch
If I went into Smash General and talked about Mario Kart, I'd hopefully be banned.
>>122880550
>leaving me to fend for myself
t-thanks gypper
>>122880648
It's a hi-rez game, so we're overlooking it until they get enough people for their own damn generalor, more likely, until the game just fucking dies
>>122880812or even more likely, hirez abandons smite for palamemes, and thus smite general becomes paladins general
>>122880550
buck used to have yet another stim before he got his wall.
Undying: "Gain CC immunity, 30% Movement Speed, and immunity to death for 4s." Then "Gain CC immunity and immunity to death for 3s but move 40% slower."
>>122880906
smite is the only moneymaker they currently have. I doubt HiRez would abandon Smite until they have another game that makes more money
>>122880648
And yet no one will be banned for talking about paladins here. You can't stop it, no one gives a shit about your opinion. Guess we'll just keep talking about paladins, and you'll keep bitching about it.
should we just change this to hirez general so we can talk about all 3 hirez games?
>Paladins players
Syrian refugees
>Smgen
France
>>122881309
I don't see why not, There are times where the thread is dead where Paladins can come in fill in the quiet void. I don't think paladins is even big enough for it to have a general.
>>122881309
I asked that last time but people got autistic
I don't care either way I just think its weird people are talking about two games when its one game's general.
Maybe just make a Paladins thread and see how it goes
>>122881567
we could make a pastebin of all paladin players usernames too and add it in the OP so we can all add eachother until paladin gets a clan function
>>122881348
Oui, mais je parle le français. Donc j'ai assimilé.
>>122881702
It Will probably be more alive than the bioshock general, that place is a graveyard
>>122881309
No, Tribes players are VERY involved with their game and like to post a lot about it. Renaming us to Smite & Paladins general would work fine though.
>>122877289
DON'T DO IT! HE MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
>>122881109
>why make my own thread when I can shit up another?
>>122881786
Papaoutai
>>122882161
but then what would we name the general
we could just put /hirez/ formerly /smgen/ so people can find us
>>122882161
I have an idea. Why not just quell the autism? Let the Paladins posters talk about paladins. It's not like they're shit posting or taking the majority of the thread. Just a few posts every now and then. If the post doesn't apply to your interests skip it. How is this a hard concept?
>>122882445
/SMPals/
Smite Paladins
>>122882338
Nope, that post didn't make me leave either. Guess you'd better resort to smug anime faces. If that doesn't work, maybe you can try something else. When that fails to make us leave, maybe you'll give up. Seeing how I actively play and post about Smite, I'm going to be here no matter what.
>>122882571
paladins is a shit game with no potential futa waifus
>>122882964
>implying skye isn't futa stealthing up behind you to put her dick in your butt
New Thread
>>122883032
>>122883032
>>122883032
>>122882964
Not loki could be futa.