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Super Regional Edition

>Upcoming Update
http://www.smitegame.com/2-18-pts-patch-notes-the-astral-hunt-nov-17th/
>Shadows of Olympus (November 3)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.17.3071
>Long Live The King (October 20)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/SMITE_Version_2.17.3071

>New Game Mode: Clash
http://www.smitegame.com/new-game-mode-clash-faq/

>Odyssey 2016:
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016

>FAQ for all game-related questions:
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8 (embed)

>The clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

Old Bad Thread
>>122325468
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1st for NA is a meme region and EU is superior in every way.
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Sport Skins for Esports!!
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Exciting replay of people recalling to base.
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Zeus best mage NA
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Why are they not ganking the shit out of zeus? They literally don't have any damage but the zeus
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>>122587524
Hey!

NO BULLYING!
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TSM is being really aggressive today.
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>>122587548
But anon E-sport is a sport so Isis Denial skin is a sport skin.
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>>122588073
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, ESPORTS ARE NOT SPORTS!!

THEY'RE HOBBIES.
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>>122588205
E-sports is a sport as Ping Pong and Chess are sports.
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Divios would've gotten a penta by now
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Big plays by team yolo feed doing a staredown at the gold fury against a team with better poke.
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>>122588384
So not at all, k cool.
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I'M READY FOR THE JUNGLERS WITH TELEPORT META
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post divios face when (dfw for bonus autism) TSM is down 2-0 to enemy
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>>122589342
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All TSM needs is to steal a fire giant.
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>>122589532

Or they could just lose.
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wow these sobek and hun batz priority picks really mattered
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>>122589342
>dfw
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>>122589778
Teenager are out of touch with the current meta.
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>>122589342
>>122589523
TSM literally BULLIED so hard by a FIFTEEN year-old CANADIAN CHUBSTER that they get rid of him even though it results in them being one of the worst NA teams.

FUCKING KEK DESU SENPAI BAKA TSM
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>>122589778
I really don't understand the logic that went into that besides "muh antihealing".

Build some items to go with it or something.
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Hades sucksssss

The Zeus Hades combined should've worked here but it didn't.
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>tfw I forgot to pick two teams for the NA regionals

RIP muh fp
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Why does she wear the headband?
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>>122590305
to suck muh dik
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>>122590305
Its a magical headband that increases penis size, it also helps you do big cums.
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>>122590692
>erod's fantasy: the post
something something boogaloo
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>>122590305
>not wearing a forehead protector in a place where people are shooting arrows and magic

dumbass
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Is there any reason they would ban Serqet?

Is she strong or something because I never seen her doing anything relevant in a game.
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>give zeus to snoopy

Yeah.... nah
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Whenever I look at the super regional hammer from far away it looks like an elephants head.
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>>122591204
An elephant with sunglasses.
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>>122591315
Ya forgot to say that.
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>>122591150

Serqet is retarded, no one wants to deal with it
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>>122590989
but what if I shoot semen ?
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I don't get why TSM keeps banning Hel when Garz could go Odin and shut her down.
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>>122591545

>Odin jungle

le 667 meme
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This fucker looks like he has a cúck fetich
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>>122590989
freya confirmed narutofag
i can't believe i never realized it before.
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MILHOUSE MEMES
CONFIRMED
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I wonder with all the shit fantasy sports betting is getting if hirez is going to stop shilling alpha draft
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Fucking start the game already.
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Envy has been bugging me lately.

Incon's shilling his shirts.
Weak667n is still an asshat.
Allied is too memey.
Cyclone hasn't seen Madoka. Like, what the fuck.

Kiki is bae though.
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Which four teams did you bet your fap points on?
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>>122591527
Your semen won't be getting on her. unless you're gonna ride on top

>>122591660
As if the Sasuke-like curse mark wasn't a giveaway.
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>>122591898
Parasect
Pepsilon
Envyou
Cúck 9
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>>122591898
TSM, COG, Paradigm Titan
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>>122592019

>not picking epsilon

Are you insane?
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>>122591898
Epsilon, Paradigm
Cloud 9, Eager
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>>122592065
I don't care much about EU.
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>>122591898
C9
Envy
Epsilon
Fnatic
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>>122592168

In all honesty I'm fully expecting a fucking hell of a game between C9 and Epsilon
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>>122591890
>too memey
>>>/out/
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>>122591890
You´re memey shit kid.
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FUCKING HELL START THE GAME ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>122592608

no
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>>122591958
>ride on top
>not crossing your sword with hers and touching her abs with the tips after going through her guard

who do you think I am ? A faggot ?
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>>122591898
Eager, enemy, Epsilon, paradigm
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I hope TSM brought toilets to this tournament, because it's the only way I can forgive them for being such shitters.
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>>122592819

Wait, you picked enemy over c9? dang son
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>spend a bunch of time having shitty casters talking about shit no one cares about
>proceed to go to a break after letting the casters speak for an eternity

I hate esports.
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>>122592331
>>122592449
I want to fuck Allied.
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>>122593001

god that's one thing I love about the fgc, everyone hates this break shit so they just run matches
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>>122592743
Is that you Ne Zha
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>>122593018
robot's back!
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>>122592906
Honestly they are a really underrated team, I don't think they will make it to worlds as the NA team, but I figured I'd pick one underdog.
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I feel real bad for Boosh today. He really wants to play Thor.
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>>122594027

Why would he want to play thor?
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>>122594250
Fuck I read the wrong name.
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>>122594310

you mean garz?
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anyone else not able to see skins while playing? First time its happened to me and it happened after i updated game
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>>122594383
Ya.

I only really know Snoopy and Divios. Snoopy cause hes amazing and Divios cause hes a shitter. All I remember about Garz was hes a really good Thor.
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>>122594447
What is it about hedgehogs that draws the autism out of people?
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>>122594589
How the fuck am I suppose to read this?
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>bchm using his ult on top of cats instead of jumping out

What
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>>122594861

Maybe he thought he'd get the neith ult, kill saltmachine and turn on adjust

Shit or he just sucks I have no idea
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So I am watching the Super Regionals and see Sol picked as an adc. How so? Late game her basics can't compare to physical adc's, the only thing she has for late is her 2. Someone who is good at this game please explain.
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>>122594718
You're not supposed to understand autism, you're only supposed to enjoy it.
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SNOOPY
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>>122595210
Snoop-a-loop does not fuck around..
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>>122595161
Gotta love razor.
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I love TSM but goddamn it they're going bring to game 5 aren't they?
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BUMBA'S PUBLIC SERVICE: WEEB ALERT EDITION
POLL 1: surveymonkey url /r/2D3MBQP
POLL 2: surveymonkey url: /s/32T57SN
Last Updated: November 16, 2015

2012 Datamining Prophecy List:
> Garuda
> Qilin
> Set
> Shiva
> Yanlo Wang (scrapped for Zhong, may come back, albeit with a different design than his old model)

2013 Datamining:
> Jumong files were found.

2014 Datamining:
> Nut is mentioned in Geb's unused directed taunt.
> Set is mentioned again in both Isis' and Osiris' unused directed taunts.

2015 Datamining:
> Skadi files have been found. Mentions "kaldr", which means "cold" in Old Norse.
> Chiron files were listed as Charon, either by accident or deliberately to mislead.
> New Joust map is set for release soon.

Other:
> Next Pantheon is Japanese. This will hypothetically include Shinto, Buddhist, and folk religion to cover the most ground; implied that things such as oni (yokai) would be considered in addition to proper gods (kami).
> The first Japanese god is set to be added in January.
> There is a female hunter in the pipeline. (Skadi?)
> Camazotz is on "the list", but whether that means he's in the pipeline or something else is unknown.
> HiRezScott, when asked about adding a new Egyptian mage, responded "If we don't eventually do Nut people will riot. :-D Sadly there are more awesome gods than we have slots in a year."
> HiRez Todd on new pantheons, including reaching out to more Latin American players: "We have Mayan now, but we could go a little south. Once we approach that we will potentially just pick, rather than doing a whole pantheon, we may just look at offering one or two per regions just so that those areas can be connected and see themselves represented."
> HiRez Duke stated that there were concepts for Slavic gods in development, but also stated that we should not expect them in the short term. (Aug '13)
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>>122595682

Maybe, honestly tho they need to ban out Zeus. Boosh is literally their carry right now.
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>Enemy doesnt pick a healing god
>They are 15k gold behind

Hmm, seems like they are only good with cáncer comps.
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>>122595860

>calling guan yu cancer

man fuck you
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>khepri ulting himself in fountain

das it mane
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>>122596026
I mean should he really be being bm when they just dropped 2 games to NME of all people?
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>>122596093
>no fun allowed
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>Hades a really good match up against Bellona
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>>122596891
>Bellona presses 2
>Hades fears her
>No more Bellona 2
>Bellona pokes Hades, Hades heals the poke up
Anon how do I into matchups like you?
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>>122596891
does his fear interrupts the bludgeon ?
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>>122596891
It's not? Fuck her clear up, force her to take damage, outclear her; what else does a counterpick need?
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>liberty Athena

500$ FINE WHEN?
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>>122597218
Not gonna, people would get offended. #WeStandWithFrance
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So I'm thinking of trying my hand at jungling.
Who are some good gods for jungle that wouldn't be ridiculously hard to learn for someone new to it?
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>>122597218
America bombed when? I want Ramerica for 1 favor
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#PrayForTSM
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>>122597318
>Thor
>Bastet
>Fenrir
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Bchm just got baited hard.

#buywards
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>>122590843
Get out of my head!
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Xth for Arach-nee chan, the "why the fuck are there no new sssskins" waifu of them all
Xth for Fuck Athena.
Xth for why is there no art of Freya letting Ne Zha use her futa pussy if she's supposed to be deredere with him?
Xth for why isn't there more art of Ne Zha in a bunch of /ss/ situations with all the milfs and other women and not just Freya since he's the only shota? (Cupid and Vamana are literally infants)
Xth for why isn't there art of Medusa and Nu Wa yuri?
Xth for there should be more monster girls
Xth for there should be more monster girls to specifically trigger that one guy who does not like monster girls
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When we getting a real Ne Zha skin?
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>>122598186
HiRez is apparently remodeling Ne Zha. So it is unlikely until the remodel comes out
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Fuck Captchas
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>>122597835
How does Nemesis fair?
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>>122598702
Fuck off reddit.
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Holy shit, these comms, why does everyone say everything 3 or more times?
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>>122598720
Not a good one for learning to jungle, sadly. She performs fine, but requires a bit more know-how compared to easier ganks like Thor ult.

>>122598748
To make sure everything's relayed and understood, no mishearings. Humans communicating strategically throughout history have done this.
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>>122598748
To get their point across. Better to say something fast 3 times then to have someone not hear or mishear potentially key information
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>>122595707
> The first Japanese god is set to be added in January.
Lies. They said it would come out next year. It could be past January if they keep it for a major release after all tournaments are done.
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>>122598946
Well they should specify that, reddit will get mad if they dont get a web god in January.
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guessing they are allowing the Athena skin due to the attacks?
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>>122599153
3 Different hirez staff have said this multiple times in chat.
Learn to read anon-san
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>>122599153
No Enemy is actually EU in disguise.
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>>122598639
Source?
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>bchm teleports to a tower just to get bursted down and having to ult out

Why the fuck would he do that?
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>>122598186
liquid shit dripping prolapsed anus when ?
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>>122599243
>reading twitch chat
Why in gods name would anyone do that to themselves
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>>122598053
I wish there was art of Freya and Ne Zha just being cute and stuff
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>>122599262
Cba to go back and find the source. PonPon confirmed in some twitch chat as well
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TSM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

TSM NOT GOING TO WORLDS

DIVIOS HAVING THE GIGGLE OF HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW
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>nme beat tsm
na is a fucking joke lmao
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>Sol anal
>Cabrakan fat cock
>futa Kali DP raping Bellona
Damn there's a lot of good lewds lately.
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>People actually chose TSM to win the LAN
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NME! Holy shit
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clash is ravana mode go out and play.
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>TSM blown the fuck out

>>122599752
>futa Kali DP raping Bellona

Tonight will be a good fap
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Welp its all up to COG now.
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>>122599752
>Look up Sol lewd

MUH FUGGIN DIGG!!
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>>122599950
What was your build?
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Man TSM can't get themselves a good Solo laner can they?
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>>122599950
>Implying anyone in your elo is good

Nice try Zouthy, not falling for that bait.
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>>122599979
Enjoy it, anon. It's a good one. Futa a best.
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>seeing people with 30k fap points

Man, there's someone who supported the shit out of esports
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Just tuned in, how the fuck did TSM lose 3-1 to fucking Enemy?
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>mfw I have literally no reason to give a shit about esports now

At last i'm free from the curse.
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>>122600723
It has something to do with NA being a meme region.
TSM and EnVy have both gotten much worse.
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>>122600723
Divios and his jowels.
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>>122600723
First two games they dropped the ball.

last game was because Garz was Hun Batz for the 4th time in a fucking row and the new solo guy sucks worse then Divios somehow.
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>don't usually buy VPs, just take what I get from free chests
>dat silky smooth Chiron voice

couldn't resist. this nigga is fun as fuck
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>>122601531
>not having 200 gems from login bonus and 9.5k favor for every time a new god comes out
pls leave
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>>122601746
>Not supporting esports and using gems on Odyssey items
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>>122601746
>gems from login bonus
>being a poorfag who doesn't SUPPORT ESPORTS

typical BM
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Did these super regionals already happen or are they really hosting these live on a fucking tuesday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoFRTpLILyg

Based Hugbug chilling in the background at 1:27
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>>122601859
>Not waiting until all items are revealed then buying them if you see shit you like.
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>>122602060
Mother. Fucking. Hug. Bug.
Based.
Also this seems like it will be shit, but a decent watch anyway
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>>122602060
That looks like it'll be fucking aweful. That's a drinking and Netflix kind of movie.
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>>122602036
Tuesday through Sunday. They have 12 teams there total.
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>>122602135
>not knowing they're all revealed
>not supporting esports to get THIS HAMMER OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER Thor
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>>122602873
Nobody wants that skin.
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>>122602873
Thor skin is shit imo. Which is why I won't be spending money on the Odyssey. If only the babies who cried about being given the Thor skin acted as I did.
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>>122602978
I like that skin :c
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>>122603060
but anon, that would mean using your brain
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>>122600403
>mfw someone actually expected the artist to draw a non-futa version of this

It's futa on female, what do they want him to do?
>m-muh strap-on!

These people, man.
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>>122594589
no clue, please answer my question
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Healing Per Consumed Stack: 30 + 5 / god level over 5s
Help me out, does that mean it heals less the higher level players are?
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>>122604006
Run the Hi-rez authenticator. What is it doing? Are they showing up all black, are they invisible? Are they not in the game at all.
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>>122602060
>set building an army
>sunbro Ra is gone
This is not illuminating
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I want to get off this ride. I'm nearing rank 21 and I'm still finding xXSUPAHPROXx playing their fist game in smite.
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Lads I have a very important question. Where the hell is Chrions dick/asshole?
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Was Chiron the big important god to be released in November that they were hyping up months ago?

If so... how lackluster.
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is Chir even good all the people i play with blow ass as him.
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Am I the only one who's reminded of Kelt from CoC when they see Chrion? It makes me shudder.
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Chiron feels like he'll be the Ravana of Hunters.
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>>122606097
Oh god

Well that brings me back

>i-i don't even like bow hunting!
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>tfw you're the only one on your team with any actives

Jesus christ
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>>122606326
I'm 0/6, it's not going to change anything.
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>>122605840

Depends, some people do well, and others don't. Notably every fucking Chiron on my side has been ass but the enemy Chirons can actually hit autos
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>>122606326
>mid keeps getting combod by goobis
>he never buys beads
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>>122606150
Nah, cause hunters atleast kill late/mid game.
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>>122606430
>0/6
>not going to change anything.

are you for real?
buy beads and you'll see it will change.
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>>122606556
It just need more magical defense, hide of the urchin and heartward amulet will be the best item to buy.
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>>122606326
>It's okay, I can just ult out of it
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>>122606430
>In the mind of a normalfag shitter
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>>122605840
I've yet to lose a game as him and i've played 7 game with him now. He is good
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>>122606716
>>122606975
But you don't understand. I'm 0/12 already, it won't change anything.

Pressing aditional buttons is too hard and I'll never listen to my team's advice, better keep pushing and trying to 1v1 their Dusa without creeps.
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>>122604826
can anyone help me out here? I'm not quite understanding the math behind the healing. Is the passive worth getting over other hunters?
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>>122607289
>This is literally what every normalfag thinks, word for word
Stop, this is too much for me.
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>>122607456
It's just a game anon, I just want to have fun ;^)
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>>122607289
>it wouldn't have helped
If I had a fucking gem for every time I heard that.
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>>122607361
It means 30 + 5 per level. Why would leveling up reduce the bonus. That'd be dumb.
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http://forums.smitegame.com/showthread.php?102501-New-god-is-broken
Like fucking clockwork
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>>122607289
Maybe if you played the game you won't go 0/12
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>>122607752
But I played lol and I'm so good at it. There's no way I'm doing something wrong.

VGG VGG VGG VGG

Fucking retards no help.
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>>122607667
Honestly, my favorite excuse is when I ask someone "Why did you go in/go into the jungle/fight X? Why didn't you just retreat?" And they reply to me with "Wtf dude, I was CCed by Anubis! What did you want me to do?" or "Wtf dude, I was leaving the jungle!"
I just don't understand how people specifically ignore the part where they did something they shouldn't have done that GOT them CCed or killed. Did you fucking forget the part where you entered the jungle in the first place?
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Jeff's pic makes him look like a drugged out homeless person
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>>122588384
>>122588447
>implying you could train top "real sport" athletes to do well at ping pong with all that athletic ability
What really gives me a chuckle is whenever someone points out that NFL games have 10-15 minutes of actual gameplay over 1 hour of clock time / 3.5 hours of airtime, everyone starts jumping up and down, crying about how "there's so much more to the game than just the running around!"

>It's all about the MENTAL STRATEGIZING going on behind the scenes. The play calling! The tactics! The misdirection! The mindgames! You're not watching a bunch of dumb brutes slamming into each other until they get concussions and collapsing in sweaty piles as they fumble to grab a ball, but TITANS OF INTELLECT processing so much past game knowledge (gotta watch your film) and current physics in a split-second that it'd make a supercomputer blush. All of that is part of the game, that's the REAL sport, that's the INTERESTING part, that's the part we care about, that's why we're watching. Not the play running!
So what about other "activities" with strategizing, tactics, mingames, etc., with or without physical ability required?
>Not a sport. That stuff isn't interesting. It only counts when it's football.
And somehow I only ever find football fans jumping out of their seats and screaming at / along with the game when there's a play being run, never during the "real" or "interesting" part of the sport when everyone's just lining up or deciding on a play. They'll curse at a guy for running this way or failing to grab the ball, but no one's bitching about the QB's count as it happens.

Just be honest with yourself, football fans. It's okay to like a dumb game. Billions in yearly revenue doesn't make it more sophisticated.
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>>122608127
Where did everything go so wrong
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Skadi when?
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>>122608229
Supporting esports
Not
Even
Once
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>>122608310
After Nihon Kami-sama.
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>>122608229
>going from emo kid to Thor
>wrong
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>>122608352
Lassiz went full hobo mode too
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>>122608310

You mean frost maiden?
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>>122595707
>Next Pantheon is Japanese.
>HiRez Todd on new pantheons, including reaching out to more Latin American players: "We have Mayan now, but we could go a little south
>HiRez Duke stated that there were concepts for Slavic gods in development
Holy shit, where is my Babylon/Sumeria? Fuck off with all this other nonsense. I'd take Celts over this.
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>>122608376
Skadi is the goddess of snow, they should release her in december. I don't want to wait for february
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>>122605840
I've played about 5 games with him today. He's a beast. Only game I lost was due to a Nu Wa trying to 1v3 people at every turn and our Bacchus was nowhere to be found for every team fight
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>>122608574
>that 205head
>>
>beat a team with wukong
>hear "Don't touch the tail!" after killing their titan

I don't know why but that made me so happy
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>>122608592
Personally I'm waiting for Native America.
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>>122608574
>DotA 2 invented Norse mythologies
I keep forgetting, DotA invented literally everything including magic, the concept of good and evil, monetary systems, and of course Norse mythos and ice.
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>>122608574
Silly anon, we already have a frost maiden!
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>>122608851

And spooky skeletons
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>>122608851
they also invented the Monkey King who wields a staff and rides a cloud
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>>122608229
Loooks like everything went right to me
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>>122609305
That was league of legends don't be silly.

Dota only invented it's staff.
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>barra feeling up jeff

pls this is a family friendly stream
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>>122609569
They don't call him Bara for nothing
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Meerkat only plays Tyr
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>banning Merc
for what purpose
>>
hirez in charge of running a goddamn video game
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>>122610084
They should really just get a 3rd party company to do the production.
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>hi-rez

more like low-rez
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pern really loves his fucking guan meme

i don't even remember the last time he played anything but guan jungle
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>>122610229

You don't see this shit at TI, you don't see this shit at LoL

fucking ridiculous
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Congrats Hi-Rez you have successfully killed my Hype with your "Technical dificulties"
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>playing Chiron in Joust

this shit is too fun. I love his charge. Only hunter besides Hou Yi I like to use the escape to actually get in their face
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>>122610457
just imagine this shit happen at TI in front of a million viewers
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>first blood

lel
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>>122610801
COG is king at cheese strats
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Anyone on EU able to invite me to the clan?

ID: Sanetsuken

i play mostly arena but am going to try and get properly into conquest since teamfights were my biggest problem.
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>>122610457
>you don't see this shit at LoL
Yeah, you do.
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>not banning Bellona
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>>122611761
Gundam Wing Thor.
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>>122611761
We /m/ now, basically
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>BUT TYR IS BAYED BCUZ SOME SHIITER PRO SAID SO

He just slapped the shit outta that monkey.
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>>122611761
Futa Kali, she grows dick as you level.
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>>122611257
>Sanetsuken
You're one of them faggots who convinced HiRez to add the Japanese Pantheon, aren't you?
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>>122611509

>banning bellona

uh, this isn't August m8, or whenever Bellona came out.

She's still good, but shes not the one man army she used to be and could go in 1v5, kill 2 gods and still escape. She really needs her team around her or she gets picked off easily if her Ult is down.
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>>122611974
>TYR IS A SUPPORT
>I ONLY PLAY ONE GOD
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>>122612063
it's just been my nick for years. I just like games man, don't hate
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>>122612237
new meme
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>>122611916
>>122611968
Thank god. Robot skins for everyone.
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>Emerald talisman being build on 4 players

Ohh no its not going to be fun,
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>>122612063
>Autistic Westaboo still buttmad we got Japanese pantheon
Just let it go, anon. Better yet, just go to Reddit if you hate weebs that much. We're on a weeb site made by weebs for weebs after all.
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>>122612146
Bellona still gets banned all the time, what are you talking about?
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>>122612827

maybe like 30-40 of the time.
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BASKIN YOU SCUMBAG
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Barrakeked out of the penta.
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>>122612063
U mad?
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>Baskin Robb'em Stealing Sol's Penta.

S
C
U
M
B
A
G
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>>122612482
The problem with the Japanese pantheon is that it comes at the exclusion of others. There's only so many tickets on the bus.
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>1 match of NA vs EU
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>>122613514
>The problem with the Japanese pantheon
There isn't one. You're just buttmad because of the mention of Japan. There's no exclusion, just postponement. If anything, be mad about that instead. That's a valid reason to be upset, which I agree with.
You probably wouldn't be complaining if they had picked Celtic over Japanese.
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>Nemesis
>Anubis
>no guardian
What are they doing?
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>Goobis
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>>122614169
cheesing
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Barra is cute. CUTE!
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>>122614169

>Nem Support
>Goobis

well if COG wins, expect nerfs.
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>>122614169
Living life on the edge.
I fucking love this.
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2 junglers new meta
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>>122613514
oh bloo hoo hoo. They could have just not done any new pantheon and kept pumping out more and more Greeks and you still wouldn't get Finn McCool
>>
3 minute gf what is this game
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>>122614169
>multiple guardians are some of the best gods in game right now
>go with a shit god like nem for support
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3 Minute gold fury
Guys what the fuck this is working
>>
ANTI META

THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING HIREZ STANDS FOR!


NERFS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
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I CAN'T PROCESS ALL THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

PREPARE FOR ALL THE SHITTERS TO DO THIS NOW
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>Jeff
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>>122614725
Now I want a Nemesis skin where she is dressed as one of the guardian and her introduction is "I'm a support"
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>>122614632
>>122614592
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>>122613915
>>122614571
You seem to have me confused with some other perennially upset Anon. But I wouldn't be complaining about Celts over Japs.
The other problem with Japan is that it's just China 2.0. We've already got Rome and Greece for our doubled-up pantheons, and can do the same by adding some Aztecs or whoever to the Mayans.

Japan's just boring.
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>>122614632
It's not working. It's 1-9, and CoG got shit on the second and third time they tried to meme the gold fury.
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>>122615450
It's now 5-9, the comeback is real
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>>122615450
>it's not working
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>>122615535
Oh hey look, they're still losing. Gee.
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>>122615535
>0-3 Goobis

Osiris is working. That's just about it.
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>>122615184
>Japan and China are the same because Asia

no man... no. Greek and Roman are basically the same but with little differences, and the major differences get us cool shit like Sylvanus and Bellona.

Japan and China have almost nothing in common that I'm aware of
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>>122615450
Is it a sin to dream anon?
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>Guan Yu build
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>>122615693
Well there's the fact that the sun, moon, and stars came from one guy's face.

Granted, the Japanese Izanagi just washed his face, while the Chinese Pangu literally exploded.
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>>122616129
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That steal though.
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>C9
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>that FG steal
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What the fuck is this Qinns in Xbal bullshit. What sort of black magic deal as Barraccudda set up with the devil that this works for him.
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>cog
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GUH
U
B
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If Cog were good players, they could have won this.
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>>122617453
You can say that about literally every match ever you fucking idiot.
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>>122617268
Serqet/Bellona instagibbed Anubis in every fight so his only targets were the frontline + Sol, but you can't get to sol past that frontline. So he wanted the % damage for Osiris/Nemesis and to a lesser extent Guan.
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Safe to say this dual-jungle/no guardian meta won't stick.
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>>122617618
The meta is too rigid. If you go against it, you're going to get fucked.
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>>122617791
Needs more nerf and buffs desu
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>they're kekking
>>
>those manboobs in the back
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>>122617416
Oh god he's dyslexic
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>>122619082
Oh shit I just got it. I thought he just spazzed over his keyboard and hit post.
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>>122619672
>>122619082
>you
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>>122619735
What?
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>>122619735
>>122620172
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOUUUU
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>getting goosed in a 50-minute game
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Heartseeker is cute.
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>their comp was really bad

Disgustingly arrogant. Hope these children lose big.
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>>122623550
qq
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Guess the god
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>>122624275
Hel?
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Should I pick Fnatic or Paradigm as my second pick for the EU regionals? I have Fnatic picked currently just because they're second seed, but I don't know if that's a good idea.
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>>122624275
ymir or nu wa
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>>122624275
ao kuang
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>>122624275
Xbalanque.
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>>122625465

I miss you Chac, can we be friends again? ;___;
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>>122625465
oh wait shit wrong pic
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>>122625537
Depends, who the fuck are you? Cel-senpai?
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>>122624414
>>122624561
>>122624708
>>122624978
>Clash
>Constantly solo the exp camp
>Constantly try to solo the gold fury
>Constantly try to solo everything
>That build
>>
So I can't seem to find a decent Fenrir jungling guide anywhere that isn't centered around HOG.
Yet everywhere I look says it's shit now and not to use it.
What do.
>>
>>122626567
Bumbas > Warriors > Jotuns > Renwal/Robe depending> Frost > Soul Eater > Brawlers.
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>>122626770
What about starter sets?
>>
>TSM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>122626770
>brawler's instead of rage

top jej. Rage Fenrir is stupid as fuck lategame, Seething Howl lets you crit in the 500s with just rage. Way better than a bit of pen for ability damage.
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>You will never have Freya approach you and say "You have lit my blade many times, anon. It is about time I light yours" as she pushes you onto the floor and unbuttons your pants, puling it and your underwear off at the same time, grabbing your hardening cock as she shakes it wildly to make it stiff and spitting in her right hand to use her saliva as lubricant before she grabs your dick and performs an endless tunnel, groping her breast with her free hand and looking into your eyes before she notices your dick twitching constantly, then she moves her face towards your dick as she increases rubbing speed, and your dick goes numb for a split second before it trashes wildly in her deathgrip, shooting cum all over her hand and, thanks to her positioning, onto her face as well.

I guess the point of my story is, should I get spear of the magus on Freya, or not?
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A goddess with a fluffy tail
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>>122629529
and big boobs?
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>>122629650
One can dream
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>>122629332
Pls, my penis can only get so erect!
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>>122629332
Make one for Bellona, Kali, Medusa, and Serqet
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>>122629332
yes 4th item after demonic grip
or 5th item after bancrofts.
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>>122632437
Y-you're welcome, bby...
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Hot damn this mode was made for Janus

>Easy snipes all over map
>Tons of walls to escape through, often times long ones that are still portal-able
>Better item scaling than level scaling
>Poke people under tower
>Ganks set themselves up

>>122632437
grats.

>>122632624
Especial congratulations to you, that's a rare one.
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>>122632689
Ty Dankblood69
>>
>>122612381
>>122612237
>>122609736
I do only play Tyr because he's my favorite god and I have the most fun playing him; more than any other god. Why wouldn't I just play him?
>>
Any way to catch the CoG game since I misssed it? It on youtube or twitch anything?
>>
>>122634784
smitegame/v/26274900 at the end of the standard twitch URL.

5 hours and 55 minutes in. Feel free to skip a lot of the in-betweens.
>>
So general consensus on Chiron?

He feels a lot like Cupid to me. Good, but not especially so. No real steroid outside of his 2's passive. His 1 is ok for helping clear lane or try to cleanse someone. His escape is awesome though, especially for throwing a running enemy back into your team. Not a huge fan of his ult though. Compared to Rama's it feels like it barely does any damage unless you hit them with every shot. I found myself never using it unless I was positive that 1 shot would be enough to kill them as their running. The 2 is fun for picking people off.
>>
Did anyone else get into the paladins beta?

It isn't that great. Grohk and Ruckus seem strong AF though.
>>
Really hoping that the final build for Clash will make it the Hindu themed game mode.

They can at least make it up to the pantheon for giving them the least Gods by giving them the most fun game mode
>>
>>122635410
Yea I did haven't had a chance to play it though.

Got sent 2 free keys as well
PAPB04630BC351104
PAPB4EF0AF4C51104/spoiler]
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>>122635580
>If you're in a party they can use the cards you have

Oh god, so that's how HiRez will be getting their beaucoux bux outta this. Fucking neat though.
>>
>>122635005
thanks breh
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>>122634031
>"I have fun placing only cobblestone blocks in minecraft"
I mean, more power to you, but you autistic as fuck
>>
>>122634031
Nobody was even talking to or about you, is it that hard to shut the fuck up and stop shitposting?
>>
i don't understand Clash.
You have lanes and camps but people don't farm, i've seen more farm in arena than in clash and it throws me off.
i wanna farm man but not farm for 3 hours like conquest i wanna fight but not fight at the 1 second mark.
>>
>>122637512
Gotta ignore the shitters and just farm yourself up. Play a mage with decent level 3 clear, a green pot, and start at back xp camp, then go grab blue and onto lane. Someone on your team probably gave up first blood by now and this balances it out. Clear a wave, then rotate to the other one because people seem to prefer fighting eachother over clearing, so more xp for you. Rotate to camps whenever they're up.

Congrats you now have 3 levels on everyone in a match type with little xp gain.
>>
>>122637512
I'd like it if Clash had a very slight passive XP trickle. You mean to tell me that I can gain eight gold per second, but I must kill that stray minion to get my full bar beyond full so it counts as a level up?
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>>122635580
I took the first key

thanks senpai
>>
>>122637512
then play siege clash is so wtf i have no clue what to do
>adc online by 15 no matter how bad they play had a guy go 1-8 yet was full build by 15
>teamate that went 2-7 under tower had a level over my 8-4 herc
>death timer is only 30 secs even late game on this small ass map
>titan is all the way across from spawn had a few games where we got camped
>>
>Scylla Skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4mkvbdnkA
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>>122638385
Cute!
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>>122600178
sorry for the late reply just got back from work but, here the build i used not my usual build though.

>>122600254
nice try mate but everyone knows no matter the elo everyone will suck.
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>>122638892
wish i could remember to attach an image though must be my elo making me forget.
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>>122635580
>>122638094

just played a practice match btw before heading to sleep. Seems fun. Definitely needs some polish . So are cards permanent once you have them? or what? It's a very odd way to level up.

The game feels like if you were playing Siege as a FPS
>>
>>122635410

I didn't, but what I see from it, it looks like an extremly casualized game.

Like Babbys First First Person Game
>>
>>122638996
>fastalis and frostbound
It is not enough that I am fast; others must be slow.
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>>122635580
Nabbed the second key, thank you anon. Now I have a new game to make shitty webbums in.

First match:
>Someone afks all game because he didn't get Pip
>Skye is female Loki, even has a card that is exactly heartseeker
>People advertising their twitch streams
>People instalock the females
>Buck's wall can't block siege unit
>If you get unlucky with card draws you can get fucked until mid-late game

I'm home.
>>
>>122639513
90% of the team had escape moves i used fatalis to give me some extra momentum so i could more easily chase then and it helped me not take anhur shots directly to the face.
>>
>these fucking commentators
talk fast talk fast talk fast TALK LOUD TALK LOUD TALK FAST AND LOUD TALKLOUDANDFAST TALKLOUDANDFAST AAAYYYYYYYYY

Jesus. The more they sound like actual sports commentators the more obvious the pathetic nature of lole-sports is. The energy level in their voice is just absurd when juxtaposed with people clicking on keyboards.
>>
>>122639226
After playing like 8 games of it yeah it is very seige as an fps. You get cards and they're permanent but they all have like 20-90 sec CDs. And only a few had 20sec, most were 40-60sec.
>>
>>122639759
How is it hardware wise?
Can my potato take it?
>>
Pick a god in Smite to protect you.

Every other god in Smite will try to kill you.

Who is your ally?
I can think of three correct answers. Let's see if you can get them.
>>
>>122640308
>Minimum Requirements:
>Operating System: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8
>CPU: Intel Dual Core / AMD X2 5600+
>Video Card: Nvidia GeForce 7600 GT / ATI Radeon 2600 XT
>RAM: 2 GB
>Hard Disk Space: 10 GB
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>>122640504
hercules i win.
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>>122640158
smite casting is, was, and probably will continue to be complete shit. it is based 95% on shit-tier twitch maymays, 4% on talking loud and fast like you said and 1% on actual commentary about the game. I usually just mute matches honestly.
>>
>>122640504
Chronos, easy.
>>
>>122640504
I believe in you, Scylla. ;n;
>>
>>122640504
Bellona bby pls
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>>122640504
Isis
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>>122640592
MUCH LIKE THIS THREAD AMIRITE
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>>122640636
She might have a chance if she were a wizard with her ult, but good luck.
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>>122640308
If you can run Smite you can definitely run this.
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>>122640504
Thor, Odin's son. Protector of mankind.
Rise to meet your fate. Ragnarok awaits.
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>>122638385
Suddenly no longer terrifying.
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So I noticed if you're Safety Bug and You Ult Chiron when he is in Ult, his Ult will override your and even if he dies in Ult and doesn't get a kill, he will not be resurrected.

Not sure if Bug or intentional, but just letting you guys know.
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>Guardians are more powerful than ever in this Meta
>play clash
>enemy team has all squishies.

I mean, I don't mind free wins or anything.
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>>122640504

Hades, duh. If I die, he'll just negotiate some stuff to make sure I have a cozy afterlife, chilling with him for all eternity.

Plus Hades is one of the nicer gods in mythology anyway.
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So clash is basically shit tier siege? I'm passing on this one.
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>>122642826
>when you mirror their guardian
>then you beat the shit out of him
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>>122642998
>Regular Khepri vs Shadow Khepri
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Proposition; as the Paladins userbase is rather small at the moment because closed beta, should we temporarily rename the generals to "Smite & Paladins General"?

This way discussion of Paladins can occur without it seeming off-topic, and it would help how slow the general can be at times.

Maybe HiRez will even listen to our input.
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>>122644641
There's probably about three people in this general that have a Paladins beta key, friend

It's not super worth it, and it's not super off topic either, should be fine
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>>122640592
bart is good. Brandon thinks he's funnier than he actually is, FDot and Adanas just suck.
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>>122644641
What the fuck? I thought the game was supposed to be about Paladins?
Not to mention that looks really REALLY fucking awful. I'm actually glad I didn't get a beta key after this much waiting. That looks WORSE than TF2 somehow. Not just from the art, but the entire game looks bad. Looking into more of it, it doesn't look any better at all.
I'd actually suggest you just don't discuss that shit at all. Anywhere.
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>>122646619
Damn you mad anon. Do you remember what SMITE looked like when it came out?

HiRez has never given much of a shit what a game looks like when it first comes out, they just throw a bunch of crap together and see what sticks; polish it from there.
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>>122646619
It's in beta :^)
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>>122642959
Yup.
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>>122646720
>lol r u mad xD
No, I'm not actually

I won't deny that shitty graphics happen, but Paladins is an FPS. In a TPS or isometric moba I don't mind it looking like shit as long as it runs fine. In an FPS though, it looks disgusting.

My point wasn't completely because of the graphics anyway, the gameplay I've seen looks like horseshit. I can find a better game to play on unity. I'm not even being biased because I don't like FPSes (I don't) But I doubt I will ever even touch that shit and I'm not sure how you even play it.

Also why in gods name are there mounts in a TPS? Why the fuck do you need mounts in the first place? It just makes shit fucking broken as you can see in that webm where you chase down someone in combat and kill them and they can't do anything about it because you are on your mount. I can't think of a worse mechanic to put into a TPS than that, honestly.
And again, where are the paladins? They shoulda just named this "TF2: Halo 1 Edition".
This is just my opinion though. Get triggered and call me "Mad" if you want.

I don't care if you talk about the game here. Actually I do, this general is already about a bad game, I'd rather not make it about a bad game and an even worse one that panders to even worse people.
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I have this urge to slap Child Play Scylla.
I want to bully her, I want to slap and tease her face until her face is red and her eyes are tearing up as she cries VVN. I don't just want to be a lane bully I want to be Child's play Scylla bully!
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>>122648143
anon, that's not how you're supposed to treat the lolis
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>>122648405
SLAP THEM RED AND SEND EM TO BED.
No dinner.
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>>122648143
>I wan to slap and tease her
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>>122648550
Child's Play Scylla aka CPS as I like to call her is designed to be teased.

Saioniji is nothing compared to her. CPS is the epitome of a teasible, swappable tease and slap target.
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>0/9 on the chest

Fuck you, Jewrez. Let me throw my money at the new loli monster girl skin you made.
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>>122648775
Just do it.
I got it first try and I have the worst luck in the world.
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>>122648852
I guess it is better than a ward.
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>>122602060
I wonder how they'll translate Isis into this movie. Considering all the bullshit that's been happening IRL.
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>>122647658
Your previous post sounded like you were enraged for some unknown reason.

As for the graphics (Disclaimer, I play on lowest settings), HiRez made a forum post (http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?46-How-Hi-Rez-Makes-Games-and-Expectations-for-Beta&p=114#post114) that I feel sums it up well enough:
>"Principle #5: Initially worry most about gameplay and fun. We can improve the art quality and general polish later on.

>"There may be times when we introduce new features or champions or maps before their art quality is at a level that is ideal for us. That's because we want to make sure the gameplay is right before we apply tons of art resources in a direction that isn't working. As gameplay and fun solidify, we will come back around and make the art great."

You can think what you want, but at least from my perspective HiRez has been reliable in that field. I actually enjoy the artstyle as I've always cared more about how easy on the eyes it is, rather than HiRez (heh, get it) graphics.

As for the mount thing, there's a chargeup time and the like with disadvantages it gives. I only got away with that because:
>He was next to a teleporter and didn't use it
>All characters have an escape, he must have blown his offensively
>He got caught out away from his team, just like in SMITE
>I'm playing female Loki

Shit's fun though. I hope you play one day anon.

Grahk's hilariously broken
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>>122650231
Is this Overwatch?
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>>122650295
Yes, if by that you mean there's a dwarf on the bridge watching over us fighting.
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>>122650231
This looks more fun than TF2 tee bee h
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Daily reminder that CC > skill, because it's grossly imbalanced and designed. Daily reminder that Hi-Rez simply copy/pasted all game mechanics from a Warcraft III mod without actually balancing them, because they're talentless hacks.
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>>122651657
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>>122651657
Just beads it.
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>>122651657
At this point I can't tell if this is actually Taroshima or just people copy/pasting what he says.

Anyway whether this is him or not, dude needs to adopt a trip.
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>>122651891
>this meme actually exists because there are so many overpowered abilities that can ONLY be countered with an 'optional' (ie required) item
>people exist who defend this as anything other than absolute shit-tier game design
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>>122653105
Just beads it.
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>you can choose next ISIS' target
What would you have them bomb to get another free skin?
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>>122653885
>>122651891
>>122651745
I hope you've seen all these anime that you smug post with.
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>>122654029
I only smugpost with anime I've seen.
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>>122654029
>implying you have to watch anime to post pics from it

I have not seen a single anime carton
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>>122654083
I'm proud of you.
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>>122654029
Oh I have, and it disgusts me.
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>>122654128
>Not watching Chinese cartoons
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Smug goddess when?
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>>122654560
Who is the smuggest Goddess and why is it Serkhet?
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>all these smug anime girls
>not smug redman
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>>122654715
Because she knows she's the best.
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>>122654715
That British accent makes her smug. Makes me want to tie her down and fuck her as punishment.
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>>122655043
>not smug duck
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>>122655521
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>>122655573
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10/10 thread.
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>>122656275
Quality Smite thread
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>>122653105
>BUH-BUH ONLY 1 COUNTER
>this very same counter is extremely cheap
>it has a short cooldown
>it has a useful secondary effect
>it keeps you immune for 3 (THREE) seconds
>it doesnt have competing items to buy

He is a poster in smite general. He hates Crowd Control. He will never be a good player. He will never learn that you can predict enemy CC and avoid it, micromanage enemy cooldowns, draft characters that are either more or less vulnerable to crowd control depending on what the enemy picks, or buy magi's blessing.

But no, keep picking that Mercury when the enemy has Athena Serqet Wukong Nu Wa, like a dumbass, and complaining.
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>>122656394
>BUH-BUH ONLY 1 COUNTER
Yeah, that's usually a cornerstone identifier of shitty game design.
>it has a short cooldown
Laughable and pathetic attempt at agenda driven dishonesty. 180-90secs is not short, especially when compared to the CD of the abilities it's required to counter.
>it doesnt have competing items to buy
But it does. It's one of your 'optional' (required) active slots.

>LMFTFY:
He is a poster in smite general. He hates objectively bad game design. He will never be okay with objectively bad game design. He will never become so blind of a fanboy to blindly defend talentless hack game designers and their shitty, derivative, unimaginative, imbalanced, un-fun game design that rewards exploiting poorly designed game mechanics instead of actual play skill.

>playing Mercury when Tyr is in the game

Again, this is very important to keep in mind: Both Stun and Stealth are horribly imbalanced game mechanics and undermine the risk-vs-reward equation. They're both objectively bad.

Both were copied directly, without alteration, from Warcraft III. Warcraft III in turn copied them from the pen&paper Dungeons and Dragons rule book from the 1970s, again without balancing them for 3D video game multiplayer space. You're actually defending a copy/paste of a copy/paste of a DnD mechanic from 40 years ago. Think about that for a bit.
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>>122656745
Just beads it, m8
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>>122656745
>Both were copied directly, without alteration, from Warcraft III. [...] Think about that for a bit.

Absolutely RETARDED logic. Firstly, the idea that you can go invisible, or stun the enemy in place is NOT an inventive idea. The fact that you can trace its lineage to pen and paper DnD is completely IRRELEVANT to the game SMITE. All that matters is if it's broken or not, which your argument fails to prove in any way.

Your arguments are the pointless ramblings of a /v/tard who hates mobas because they're what normies play. The fact that smite is heavily derivative and unimaginative is irrelevant to balance, and skill ceiling, the only two important factors of a PvP game.

All a pvp game needs to be good, is for the good players to be able to beat lesser players, by their own prowess. If luck and other unfair factors, such as overwhelmingly powerful tactics that undermine the ability to outplay the opponent exist, or there just being a lack of opportunities to outplay the opponent without the game punishing you, then the game becomes bad. That's why chess has entranced man for hundreds and hundreds of years, good players always win over lesser, dedicated players always get better, and the meeting of equally skilled players is a fierce battle.

And you've done nothing to show that Smite doesn't work the same way. I watched the pro games today, they were fierce back and forth battles, that were won and lost on the pure skill and coordination of the teams.

>mfw you have no argument and you'll continue to ignore the fact that smite works successfully as a competitive game, and good players always rise to the top and do well, proving it functions as a competitive game.
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>mfw Beads, Aegis, Spirit Robe, Magi's Blessing, and countless CC immune skills, Winged Blade, Heavenly Agility, CC reduction boots and CC reduction passives exist
>mfw he claims there is ONE counter CC when there are in fact many
>mfw he thinks his point of view isn't retarded
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>>122657687
Forgot to post my face.
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>>122656745
>Stun
>imabalanced game mechanic

Yeah, better let all those physical damage dealers fuck your shit up without any way to stop them.

Sure sounds like a better game design.
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>>122657927
YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT YOU IDIOT

STUNS EXIST IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

THAT GAME IS OLD

SO STUNS SHOULDNT BE IN GAMES NOW

ARE YOU STUPID?!?!
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>>122657980
>Can't tell if troll or serious
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>>122657521
>Absolutely RETARDED logic. Firstly, the idea that you can go invisible, or stun the enemy in place is NOT an inventive idea
I didn't say it was an inventive idea. In this case, however, Smite literally copied it DIRECTLY from Warcraft III, who copied it directly from pen/paper DnD.
>The fact that you can trace its lineage to pen and paper DnD is completely IRRELEVANT to the game SMITE
Strictly correct, but it wasn't given as a direct refutation, only as evidence of its unaltered origins from primitive game design ideas that are 40 years old.
>All that matters is if it's broken or not
Correct. Both Stealth and Stun imbalance the risk-vs-reward equation, giving undue success to the clicking of a button (Stealth or Stun) rather than actual play skill. I could right multiple paragraphs on why both violate risk-vs-reward, which is the cornerstone of literally all competitive game design. They they still continue to exist in modern gaming is an embarrassment to the industry.
>Your arguments are the pointless ramblings of a /v/tard who hates mobas because they're what normies play.
In fact, I very much enjoy the potential MOBAs have, and am saddened that they continue to be made by dev teams that copy a Warcraft III mod from 10 years ago. It's unimaginative and sad.

>All a pvp game needs to be good, is for the good players to be able to beat lesser players, by their own prowess.
No. There's so much more that goes into good game design, and there are certain abilities and mechanics in games that are objectively imbalanced and should simply not exist.

If an insta-kill abilitiy existed in Smite, it would be imbalanced, even if it can be dodged. The imbalance is the mechanic ITSELF, regardless of it a sufficiently skilled player can counter it.
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>>122657521
>If luck exists, then the game becomes bad
Wow, you really do have a lot to learn about game design. Chess is actually a pretty bad game for several reasons, mainly because there is no luck factor. Noobs will quit when they realize they literally have zero chance to ever defeat a more skilled opponent. Poker is far superior to chess as a game for many reasons, but luck allowing noobs to win sometimes is one of the reasons it's a better game. Luck can win any given hand, but overall, skilled players will still be more successful long-term. It's still a skill game.
>That's why chess has entranced man for hundreds and hundreds of years
Supercomputers have officially 'solved' chess as of last year I believe. Any mystery chess had as a game is now gone forever.

>mfw you have no argument and you'll continue to ignore the fact that smite works successfully as a competitive game
It has a competitive player base if that's what you mean. It's a tiny market share of all MOBAs, though. Pretty much all online games have a sizable competitive scene, so I don't see what point you're trying to make. There's always some autist that will play some shitty game for 10 hours a day to try to be better than everyone. It doesn't change the fact that certain game mechanics are imbalanced game mechanics, and that some of those are present in Smite.
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>>122657687
>>122657781
Only 2 of those counter hard CC mechanics, which are the truly imbalanced CC.

Both of which have a 90s cooldown and take up item slots.

None of this detracts from the core point is that hard CC is intrinsically imbalanced. Both Stealth and Stun are imbalanced by the nature of their CORE DESIGN. The fact that counters exist to them doesn't change that. If Stealth was actually balanced, then lolwards wouldn't even need to exist at all ( they should be deleted from the game entirely anyway).

The problem is the core design of the mechanics themselves, not that counters exist for them.
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>>122658690
if u hate the core design of the game y do u play it then
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These squeaking sounds on the Scylla skin are just to much.

The level of cuteness is crazy.
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>>122658690
Except hard CC is the thing that better counters damage.

Without stuns assassins would be unstopabble killing machines if they get to their target, hunters would melt towers in seconds and just run away or just kill you when you get close, mages would AoE entire teams without interruption, gods with high mobility would be almost unkillable and guardians would be the most useless class in the game.

Again, sure sounds like a great game design.
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>>122659145
Me playing it or not is irrelevant to the fact that the game design is objectively imbalanced and poor. That's the issue, not what hobbies I may spend time on.
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> he picks mages
>he cries about cc
>he builds zero def then cries about getting killed
>he gets killed 1v1 by guardians 3 lvls behind
>he cries beads are required when no other actives is even worth buying
>he roams around by himself late game
>he makes up for his poor skills by crying poor design
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>>122660247
>play mages
>buy beads
>shit damage
>mfw I end up using my beads for often for cool downs and dank plays than CC

Stop responding to the shitter, he's probably the Bastet crit guy.
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>>122651657
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>>122660475
Thought it was "I exclusively play Support Tyr" gy
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>>122660616
They're probably the same guy, back in the day the Bastet crit guy was only like mastery 2 with her and insisted beyond all doubt that executioner and deathbringer were core on Bastet.
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>>122659397
I'm so upset I didn't get it on my first try and don't want to throw money at the jew chest for things I don't want.
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>>122660974
But it's for charity, anon.
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>>122660060
>Hates the game
>STILL plays it
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what do you get past the 7th day of login for the daily reward? i got 35 gems on day 7, but nothing is mentionned for tomorrow :D
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>>122662207
Day 6 is 15 gems
Day 7 is 35 gems
Then it resets to day 1
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Is it worth it not purchasing HoG when jungling to try and get two better actives?
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>>122663109
Absolutely, HoG is shit right now.
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>>122663239
k thanks

After a few games I noticed that I could get beads and a curse or something like that and perform better than a whooping 1 second stun at melee range.
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I just noticed: isn't thor suposed to be free?

Because I don't own him and in my next level up I'm going to get a skin for him.
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>>122663697
but he is free.
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>>122663697
Old accounts had different free gods.
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who else has been playing paladins? pip is so fun
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>>122665059
GenPal inner circle are paladins pros
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>>122664154
So I'll get a skin that I can't use.

Ok.

I wouldn't use it anyway. Thor sucks.
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>>122665059
Barik is the most fun for me so far
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>>122663532
if you are going support curse is the way to go, helps your team on gettin kills and it kinda helps on scapes too.

as you're second item you could vary around what you need in that specific match.
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>EUtards are playing a mage solo again

lol
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Titan memes their way into life again.
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you heard her
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>>122670201
Did I miss Kelly BMing us at Super Regionals? God damn it.
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>>122670807
Get fuckd fagit
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>>122670976
Mind telling me what she said dearest Sir Gaylord?
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>ask nicely on twitter for a paladins beta invite to hirez and mentioned that i was in all their other closed beta
>get a beta invite less than 10 hours later
love you too hirez <3 you guys are bae
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>>122671225
I see you are living life in the fast lane friend.
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>>122670201
What did the bully say this time?
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>>122671218
>>122671934
That the subreddit was the tits and 4chan will never get a facesitting gif
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>>122672091
Bort pls, you should be getting ready to cast the next game.
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>>122672186
Fuck you, I still have half a blunt
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>>122672258
>Doing drugs
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EmilZy looks like a cute twink
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>>122672487
Xaliea is best twink any other opinions are objectively shit
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Day one and something game-breaking already happened.

10/10 HiRez.
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>>122672618
Pretty nice of them to let people keep their cards tho
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>>122670807
just jealous we appreiciate thorax insted of fat
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>>122672618
it's closed beta and all it is some people getting cards for a character not ingame yet
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>>122614507
When will liquid shit dripping prolapsed anus become meta
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>>122672784
Very, especially considering how game-changing these legendaries are.
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>>122672978
TEAM!?!?!!?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SQUAD???
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Post best hunter
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>>122672357
>Not doing drugs
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>>122672618
You mean playtesters in a beta found a bug, and the devs fixed it???? Holy shit HiRez, get it together! Why didn't you fix this stuff in beta or something?
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>Game is still in closed beta
>Already a remodel
The older one looks better, I hope it'll be avalible as a skin later or something
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I want Plebadins to go and stay go.
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>>122673680
Original looks like an actual scientist. New one looks 2kewl4skewl
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>tfw Titan is gone
sadbois.

at least EmilZy is a qtboy
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why are all the smite pros so shit at paladins?
I destroyed so many of them last night
except for adapting because he picked the broken fernando bitch
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>EU pros building shard on fucking Isis and Scylla

Both have protection reduction skills that make Shard's passive do less than Spear's flat pen on squishies. Both are reliant on comboing skills the large, large majority of the time.

>B-but what if a get a sicka epic 5 scylla ults in a row!
>What if 5 people get caught in my max charged Isis ult!

except that never happens and 99% of these character's damage is root -> crush and silence->stun->gust where spear does way more damage. How are guys that know the game so little in the pro league?
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>>122674540
EU is a meme region
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>>122673680
>>122672618
I don't get this "they're already changing stuff" shitposting. That's the fucking point of a closed beta. If nothing needed to be changed, it'd be out already.
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>>122675048
the bug is only normal that they're getting rid of but I can't understand why they changed the model, the older model just looks infinitely better
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>>122673263
That's not purple Loki.

>>122673593
It was just something that was funny anon. I'm happy it happened.

>>122674528
Shooters are way different than MOBAs.
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>>122675163
>opinions
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>>122675223
>not having a good opinion
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>>122672978
TEAM!?!?!!?
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>>122675646
From my point of view YOUR opinion is bad.
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>>122676750
fuck off bart the older model is better and that is fact
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>>122676812
>opinions again
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>>122676812
You have shit taste.

>>122676938
This opinion is the correct one.
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>>122676938
>>122677223
stop bullying me bart and kelly
you know the older model is better
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>>122677280
Are you looking for a smug off?
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>>122677340
>implying you could even challenge my 309 smug faces in one gif post
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>>122674540
has it ever occurred to you that you wont always be able to hit her 1 first and that scylla already deletes squishes?
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>>122677649
>Implying you are ready for the storm
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>>122677885
bring it on
every smug face that isn't already in the gif will just make it more powerful
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>>122677649

Quality > Quantity
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>>122678031
Do you have any rare smugs?
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Guys guys guys, let's stop with the smugposting. We should use our image limit for more important things, like Palashitposting.

Seriously though everyone who plays this game is positively braindead. I'm sure players will get better in time but for right now this is like fighting bots.

Love how EU super regionals time has been spent smugposting and discussion of Paladins.
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>>122678345
I posted that image yesterday.
You stole it, don't even try to deny iy
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>>122672978
TEAM!?!?!!?
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>>122678910
Smugs are not stolen, they are only borrowed.
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Nth for Sexy Pip
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>tfw there's still no mana burn in smite

Come on, I wanna see some more options hirez
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>>122679440
No
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>>122679440
OH GOD IT'S STARTING

Buck a best, even if he's horribly underpowered
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>>122679559
Don't you no me you impostor
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Has anyone else had weird ping?
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PAGE 7 ?!!!THE FUCK IS GOING ON ???

IS IT BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY WINNING WITH MY GENIUS STRATEGY ????
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>>122680863
>CoG tries this cheese strategy
>They get BTFO

Kek
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>miss the Titan vs LDC match
>Titan got fucked up

What the hell?!
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I want to fuck EmilZy he is so twink full qt.


No homo tho.
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Whats with these fucking retarded times for the super regionals?
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Well Im already not a fan of the new mode, every game I get a Thor and/or a Janus that have no concept of the idea of being too deep.

They both will just ult into the enemy jungle for a single kill.
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>>122683149
>C9 game at 2am on Friday for me
At least it's Friday I don't think I'll be able to say up anyway
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>>122683149

It's because the EU teams are playing, they wanted to give the EU viewers an easier time slot to watch
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>>122683505
EU was at work when the first game was played
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>>122683645

hey look that's what they said okay?
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>guy whine to get Chiron
>guy who soft selected Chiron change his god
>game start
>the guy with Chiron disconnect after 30 seconds
Fuck you, why did you annoy everybody to get Chiron if you don't fucking want to play with him?
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>>122675193
purple loki is the best
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>>122684324
>"Mom's home and she wants the computer"
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>>122684365
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holy shit those paradigms coms
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>>122684729
>tfw mom's home and wants the computer
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>>122685221
>Let me steal
>He's playing a spic god

my fucking sides
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>>122685221
>>122685364

I didn't even know euros knew spic was an insult
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>>122685221
What did they do?
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We need more memes!!!
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>>122685705
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>>122685364
>>122685527
Why did he call spic?
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Amaterasu as your waifu,
will improve your laifu.
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>>122685364
>>122685527
I mean who
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>>122686306
Here's how it went down for your dumb Little brain:
>"Let me steal, let me steal"
>"Let him steal"
>"I really wanna make a racist joke right now."

I forget the player's name bu he was Paradigm's hunter.
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>>122687083

Funballer?
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>>122682046
Damn Monster, I haven't seen you in forver. How come you're never in prenades or anything?
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>>122684365
Wow, I already noticed they re useda shit ton of stuff from smite, like Neiths voice pack and the gold fury kill sound, but one of those cards is literally Thanatos' ult icon, they didnt change it at all.
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>>122687083
How am I dumb? I don't even look at the game when that happened
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>>122687782
They're just placeholder assets. They'll change before release.
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>>122673680
Nice Fox McCloud ripoff.
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>>122687954
Oh ok.

I fully expect them to re use some stuff even after release.
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>>122688119
Its just furrybait.
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>>122687782
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?46-How-Hi-Rez-Makes-Games-and-Expectations-for-Beta&p=114#post114

tl;dr they like to release their games LONG before they're ready so that the community has more of an impact on the end result.

Also Neith's voicepack isn't copy/pasted; it's just the same voice actress, the lines are unique.
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>Xing Tien and Ares on the same team

Now this is cáncer.
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What the fuck is Paradigm doing... paradigm pls
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>>122660247
You don't need defense if your positioning and active selection is good.

BoV and and Hp+power item is enough.
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>>122688671
You forgot about Hel too.

Dignitas is new King of cancer comps
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>>122688671
Is Xing that good?

I've seen him being picked a lot in these regionals, but never had any in my games.
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Kelly with the killer heels and jeans
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>>122689472
He can jungle and solo.
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>pic non meta comp
>lose
When will they learn
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>>122689781

Well hey, maybe they'll go support Tyr and beat the shit out of them
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>>122689781
Tell me what team picked?
At work.
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>>122687673
HoTS imprisoned my soul, it was only recently that I free'd myself from the shackles of Blizzard.
I'm back though, so you'll see me around I guess.


who the FUCK are you???
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Who's the fag casting with bort and dm? He looks like he's dreaming to suck bort's cock
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someone do ravana jungle and post results
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>>122690256
qt boypussy EmilZy
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>play against krett in paladins
>do way better then him but my retarded team causes us to lose
FellsBadMan
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>>122686010
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>r9k

wtf is he talking about?
I don't look at twitch chat, are they really memeing /r9k/?
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>>122690937

it's their chat bot I think
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>>122690937
they use an r9k chat bot to keep people original and stop spamming
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Paradigm please don't fuck Xaliea's chances of going to worlds.

Xaliea is bae
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>>122691652

Spoiler: Paradigm isn't going to worlds
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>paradigm choking this hard
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Paradigm is done.

RIP the dream boys, rip the dream.
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Holy shit, Qvofred's thor is fucking awful
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>people voted for paradigm
>people voted for dignitas
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best way to stop having shitters pick buck:
softlock him and switch to who you want to play with 5 seconds left
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Thor of the fucking year
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Who else would you put in a ranked Conquest team that has to include Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon? What roles would you put the five of them in?
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>ulti
Why are that saying that. It sounds ugly af. In fact anyone who says ulti in leagues gets insta mute. Just say Ult. It's shorter, shoun sharper and you don't sound like a little French girl while saying it.
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>>122692992
>Not wanting to be a little french girl
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>irens keeps buying asi

Why not soul eater?
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>>122692804
Zeus duo with Odin

Pos mid

Hades solo

Jungle whatever, prob Thor
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>>122692992
being a cute little french girl sounds nice desu senpai
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COME ON PARADIGM I FUCKING BELIEVE!
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Come on Para, I BELIEVE!!
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GAME 5 BOYYYYSSS!!
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>>122693401
I wonder what Freya thinks about
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>>122694480
big cums probably
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>>122694568
What the fuck

Is that real?
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Does the Chinese pantheon have a "head" like Zeus or Odin that we are likely to see in Smite (ie. not Buddha)?
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>>122694748
I guess the Jade Emperor would be the closest thing to that.
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>>122694748
Jade Emperor, I really hope they put him in at some point
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>>122694748
The jade emperor
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>>122694748
The "Head" of the Chinese Pantheon would probably be the Jade King, who isnt in the game.
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>>122694735
Are you that new or you never leave /vg/?
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>>122694735
it's called comedy you fucking moron
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>>122694568
Someone edit this for Freya
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>>122695007
The later, I haven't been on other boards since /vg/ was a thing.

>>122695089
You don't even understand what I'm asking, and that's sad.
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>>122695494
>You don't even understand what I'm asking, and that's sad.

I do, and the fact that you dont understand that im saying it's irrelevant is sad.
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>No Sol in these games

EU confirmed for faggots and fuccbois.
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>TSM twitter account announces the super regionals after TSM already lost and is out

Wow, they really just don't give a shit do they?
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>>122695569
That's your opinion, to me it's a lot funnier if it's real. Feel free to stay mad though.
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>>122695928
from Eonic's AMA
TSM is like an estranged father who has to pay salary child support because they made the mistake of signing a team for a game they didn't want. If you're lucky, they'll respond to your messages once every few weeks. A couple of times they'll even decide they want to be a better dad, and try really hard to respond to your needs for a few days before they go back to being out of your life like they usually are.
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>>122696096

Damn that's rough
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Why does Loki still have no counterplay asides from Hou Yi mark?

His invisiblity has 0 counterplay, has 9sec cd with 40 cdr (oh yeah, the cdr items fucking synergize immensely with him), ticks down DURING the 4sec of invis so it's effectively 5 cd.

It's not only invis though, it's also slow immunity, a speed boost, and a damage reduction. Why the fuck does an assassin need that again?

Not to mention his ult, which completely goes against any """skillshot""" design that HiRez acts like they actually follow.

Why is this okay?
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Paradigm pls
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>>122697649
Lokis in xbone miss half of their ults. It's hilarious
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It's funny how this match took 1min on the timer, when the previous timed match system would've taken me 3 minutes to give me an actual balanced match. Nice to see "matchmaking" is still fucking crap.
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>>122697813
Too bad he's still way too safe for a melee assassin on the real game.
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GG DiG
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>>122697649
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>>122698190
Fuck off shitter.
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>>122698246
Git gud fgt
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FUCKING YES! PARADIGM!
THE DOUBLE COMEBACK!
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Jesus christ Dig threw so fucking hard
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>>122698246
>complain about Loki
>call other shitter
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>>122698387
>>122698435
>have no response to complaints about Loki
>call others bad

Go on, tell me an actual counterplay to his vanish or ult.
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>>122696096
Good, TSM are all huge niggers and deserve the shit they get.
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>>122698891
Just beads it. :^)

Mystical Meme
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>>122698891
Little known fact, you could always Git Gud
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>>122699125
Knew it, shitter.
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Man these lower ranked teams showing up on LAN makes me wish that the World championship actually had the worlds best 10 teams and not 5 of the best with 5 forced joke ones
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>>122699187
>Can't deal with Loki
>Calls others shitters

Keep memeing kiddo.
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>>122697649
Keep playing the game mate, you'll figure out why he's actually pretty bad. Unless youre an arena baby then lol youre fucked!
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>>122699769
So 650 conq matches and 2300 total isn't enough?
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>>122700257
If you are still complaining about Loki then clearly no.
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>>122700189
i-is gensm accepting smgen players?
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>>122700349
You're still not actually explaining how to counter him and how his bloated kit is fair though.
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>>122700257
you're either really bad or you only ever play hunters and super vulnerable mages. Try pressing beads and using a jump when he goes on you, staying next to your guardian or buying one of the many physical protection items!

Also following a loki isnt that hard. The mistake you make is thinking he's gone and chasing a ghost. Just stand in place and jump after him when his stealth wears off.

and wew LAD in lane does he have a lot of counters there's this class called warrior that kinda poops on him
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>>122700382
I'm in smgen
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>>122686264
Amaterasu when?
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>>122700257
Loki is annoying af and gets alot of us salty when we play against him but it dosnt mean that we dont know how to counter him, buy beads or aegis if you dont want him to touch you, he is the most no skill get alot of kills god in the game, just use a warrior and you'll shit on him.
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>>122700189

the best is when you snipe someone with your cat and they DC because they cannot believe how bullshit that was
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i've been looking for a good Webm converter for a while now and i cant find any good ones can you guys recommend me witch one you use?
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>>122686010
Why does Isis literally have no tits in this? Not even small ones, she's flatter than Ne Zha is.
Actually, is that even Isis? That looks like Awilix with Isis hair.
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>watch thor miss his ult multiple times
>no stuns ever
>literally just rushes in, spins and dies
>"I hate this map!"

yeah, it was the map that made you miss literally all of your shit
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>>122702391
If you get a reply from Copperblood, don't listen to him. His webms are so low quality I don't know why he doesn't realize this.
I use webm4retards
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>>122700898
WHEN?
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>>122700556
His kit isn't even boated.
Not even close.

MM detects his locations every 1 second.
his laning in the solo is shitty and his jungle is super easy to hinder.
Silence breaks the cloak and aoe can still hit him. Loki has % mitigation because asides from burning his ult to escape which renders him useless he has to walk to places.
Loki requires that his ult gets the kill or he's toast, warriors buy protections and mages have BoV which is pretty much a dps item with protection added and Beads.
He provides no utility and his damage isn't any special.
>>
Paladins is pretty fun
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>>122703181
Yeah, an invisiblity that isn't a channel, gives a speed boost, slow immunity, damage reduction (why again?) and increases basic attack damage is fiine. Not every god has a silence.

You're acting as if this Loki is some shitter who will just ult the tank for fun. He's a smart player like the others in your match; have fun when he ults your adc every single time they're alone for more than a second.

My whole problem with his damage is how well it synergizes with his kit; his synergy is huge.
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>>122704454
damn right it is
i got an insta penta earlier with pip thanks to rupture, it's fun as hell
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What is core on Bellona?
>>
>replay the EU games
>for some reason include the goddamn countdown

Hirez... you need to hire someone who isn't as fucking retarded as the people I get in soloqueue are.
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>>122695290
How's this?
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>>122704547
> have fun when he ults your adc every single time they're alone for more than a second.

If you are seperated from your team lategame you deserve to die as an adc. Loki can't do shit if you stick around your guardian/mages with cc.

When you see a Loki on the enemy team just invade and shit on him all game. His early game is ass and if he's behind in farm and can't one shot you he's useless. If you're solo is retarded and gets Loki ahead, yeah then you have a problem, but that goes for any God, not just Loki.

I
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Game is shit friends. They won't abandon Smite because Paladins is never going to get up and running :^)
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>>122704929
Glorious futa/10
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>>122705765
Hopefully it'll die quickly so they realize the only game they're competent enough to work on is Smite.
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>>122705765

So Artemis showing more skin?
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>>122704454
>>122704705
I haven't really had much fun with it so far. I'm in the overwatch beta too and I rather just play that.

Paladins just doesn't feel as polished, also most people don't seem to understand strategy or how to aim. I don't think I've had a single game where I did less than 65k damage and didn't have top score/highest level on my team.

Got to play more to figure everything out though. Grohk, Ruckus, and Cassie seem mad strong atm.
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>>122704547
>My whole problem with his damage is how well it synergizes with his kit; his synergy is huge.

Wow just like every other ass+ass+in

Also I think all hard cc breaks the stealth. Here's the thing. His stealth is the only thing preventing him form being utter shit because his 2 is useless outside of clearing and his 3 is jsut meh asides form damage.
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>>122704929
10/10
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>>122705765
>those fucking bird legs

jesus christ hirez you don't even have to look at an anatomy book man. just look at some fucking zoobooks.
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>>122706129

Come on man, they can't even model asses right anymore. You expect them to be able to do a horse?
>>
>>122706129
To be fair, it's an early beta. It's not like Overwatch beta where the game is essentially complete. There are many, many things that will be optimized including art/graphics.

Hell, just compare Smite beta to now if you need proof.
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>>122706197
I guess it's good to know that they didn't waste any of hirez's usual B-tier talent on paladicks.

dm probably drew half this shit.
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>>122705765
More fun than i expected but it's still too reliant on RNG

range and DPS is king
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>>122705689
If they fed a Loki then any other higher impact god would've gotten better results.
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>evolve
>king of the hill
>queen of the hill
holy shit im unkillable
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>>122707128
Fernando is fucking broken
Nerf when?
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>>122706965
>Enemy Fernando gets evolve level 1
>My Fernando doesn't get it at all

The game is ok but RNG can fuck you over royally. Not to mention the universal problem of people never going for the objective.
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Should just make the next thread /HiRez/ general
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>>122706965
My fist Cassie game I got the card that gives 75% bonus damage when shooting long distances. I was popping people for 320+ per auto at level 1 and I forgot to use bird for 15% more damage. That shit was not fair.
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>>122707438
please no, I don't want people bitching about this trash game after they abandon it in a year, make your own thread please.
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>>122707582
This, just call it Smiggen
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>cant play paladins because no beta key
it looks so fuuun
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>>122709340
$20 and you can play
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>>122709760
Hirez is known for giving out beta keys like candy, i would hold on to my money to see if 20 card packs are worth $20
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I have gigantic codes but like I don't know what to do with them.
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>>122709340
it isn't.

I gave my spare beta key to a friend, we played last night and are probably done.
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>>122709914
Same
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>>122709760
i'm not paying for somthing i can get for free man
>>122709927
Well to you it might not be but i'd prefer to judge for myself.
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>>122709914
Prove it.
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>>122709826
I can already assure you that it's worth it. It's 100 cards. Winning a match gives you 1 card. That's 100 wins and, assuming you win 50% of the time, that's about 200 matches.
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Why is Cupid so fun to play ?
Having an ennemy using aegis but still being killed by your heart bomb is so satisfying.
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All right, for those without beta keys I thought I'd go ahead and post my personal views on the game.

>The card system.
The cards aren't balanced well at all. The cards also being RNG means that you can get shit cards and your enemy gets the best cards, putting you at a disadvantage. Furthermore, the cards don't really change your playstyle too much. It's mostly just +damage or +defense and/or tacks on an additional effect to an ability. Your shield/healing totem getting bigger doesn't change how you're going to play. Also, having the cards go on CD after dying is completely fucking asinine, especially for how long some of them are on CD.

>The heroes.
Not a single pro to be perfectly honest. No hero has any vertical element outside of jumping and a Hover ability. You see Widowmaker/Hanzo jumping up to a ledge in Overwatch? None of that here. Every single god has one +damage or +defense ability, one damage ability, and one movement ability. They all feel basically the same. The weapons also feel incredibly weak. With nothing but +% damage cards on Cassie, I can hit for 800. Doesn't matter though because tanks have 3000+ hp, barriers, and regen. There is only one hero that needs to reload. Everyone else can hold left click 100% of the time. This makes the game even more boring because you literally just have to hold left click and hope you hit instead of having to watch your ammo. They're just bland, uninspired, boring heroes really. That goes for their kits as well.

>The maps.
Again, no pros here. Each map is basically the same. 3 contest points, 2 bases. 2 contest points have walls/buildings all around while the third is open. Bases are identical. No vertical elements because no heroes have vertical abilities in their kits.

1/2
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>bard's sol
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>>122712148
Nobody gives one fuck, make your own general
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>>122712148
2/2

>The mount.
Meh. Dismounted on damage. 5 second CD after taking damage, I believe. Mounted speed is fast but not amazingly so. Just kinda there for when you die/summon a siege and have to run.

>The game mode.
3 points on a map to contest. After controlling the point, you summon a siege engine. The gates of bases are only vulnerable whilst a siege engine is attacking them. Siege engines take ~50% reduced damage on their way to the base. The points are done well enough. This focuses the fighting into one general area. The problem is that siege engines are entirely too strong and you can win a game after only capturing 3 points if your team is good enough and focuses on the gates.

>General complaints
Having cards being locked isn't a fun mechanic. Lie in Wait is a great card for Skye. You regenerate 240 HP per second standing still after a 1 second delay. This card allows Skye to get into the backline, do her assassin bullshit, then hide around a corner to recover since she's squishy a fuck. I don't have it. I can go in on someone as Skye, kill them with 20% remaining and then I have to hide for ~30 seconds to regen out of combat or get killed before I can do so.

Heroes not having defined roles is really, really dumb. Grohk can do more damage than a Cassie in a given game while also dishing out a ton of healing and a +30% damage buff to whoever sits in his totem. The fact that he can do so much damage while being a healer is just stupid. The supports do have lowered damage, you can actually tell, but I'd still say that their damage is too high.

That brings me to my last problem. Once you get into a fight, there's literally no way of getting out of it without somone dying. If you get caught out after 1v3ing some scrubs, you're going to die. The game revolves around pushing a siege engine and the respawn timers/locations are awful, it's a big problem. They get to spawn at where the siege engine is going, meanwhile you're halfway across the map.
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>>122713021
ur mum gave a fuck when I was putting it in her butt :^)
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REMOVE CHIRON
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>>122714536
Why.
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>>122714536
He's not even OP. Git gud fgt
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Haven't played since Ah Puch came out. What's the overall quality increase or decrease since then? Worth coming back?

I only ever played assault
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>>122712148
>>122713034
What game
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>>122717389
We have a hot waifu now who can both mid and ADC, so it's most definitely worth coming back to.
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>>122647658
>where are the paladins?
"Paladin" hasn't meant dick since the early 90s, get over it.
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>>122717228
This
Chiron is decent too great in terms of adc but it's not like he's sol knocking down t1s within 3 minutes
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>>122650295
Overwatch is the exact opposite of Paladins: A game where the devs put more effort in the art than the gameplay.
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>>122646619
That anon is playing with minimum graphic settings you know?
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>>122640547
Paladins is just 1 GB though, there are no skins and shit making it pretty light.
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>>122712148
>>122713034
>muh vertical element muh vertical element muh vertical element muh vertical element muh vertical element
Howdy do, 22-year-old. Let me pull you away from slobbering on the cock that is verticality to explain to you how this shit is supposed to work.

The "vertical element" is only a positive influence on gameplay when the entire game is designed around it and all players have equal access to it. Putting some rooftops with ladders or ramps all over your map in a game where no one can hop more than two feet off the ground isn't a good use of "the vertical element", it's just basic positioning. There's nothing to fawn over there. Then you've got games that only let a few classes or pieces of equipment exploit it. You're not "the jetpack class" or "the jumping guy" so you don't get to go up here.

Games with a real vertical element don't limit anyone from exploiting it, and everyone has the ability to do so without running around looking for a fucking ladder. Tribes, Quake, Unreal; old-ass arena shooters where you run at 90mph and everyone can leap 20 feet into the air and jump around the map. The few games that have tried this recently (Titanfall, the newest CoD) fuck up in that they're still mired in the same boring <0.3s TTK paintball mechanics that's been shitting on the genre since CoD got popular a ways back. It doesn't matter that you're running along the wall or you're on top of a roof and they're not when either one of you can kill the other in literally less time than your internet and brain latencies put together. It's no longer about winning aiming duels or tracking opponents, but who opens fire first. Wow. inb4 muh map awareness and positioning, like those things weren't present and even more important in games with higher TTKs

Overwatch's verticality doesn't reward you for being a skilled player, it rewards you for picking the characters that can use it. Snooze.
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>>122712148
>No hero has any vertical element outside of jumping and a Hover ability.
I don't see how this is a bad thing, but I guess you wanted a discount Overwatch too much?

>They all feel basically the same. The weapons also feel incredibly weak.
None of them feel the same, they all have their uses.
>Pip
Excels at bombarding capture points from higher ground and especially on the middle point on the forest map where he can stand back and bombard the point.
>Grohk
He's almost a must have on any team because the buffs to his healing totem help out tons when besieging the gates and vault.
>Barik
His turrets are a pain in the ass if used correctly and his barrier is great for point capturing.
>Cassie
She's good to have for her 2 because it gives vision on enemies and her damage output+knockup.
>Skye
She's loki 2.0 with the timebomb and invisibility, a good Skye is devastating.
>Ruckus
If played right and dealt the right card by RNGesus makes or breaks games with his getaway potential, healing and dps.
>Buck
Lliterally a wall(think old odin) and damage sponge.
>Fernando
Ares 2.0 without chains and extreme survivability, fun as fuck

Saying they're all the same because their skillset consists of damage, utilty and defense is like saying every smite god is the same because some have waveclear and some have jumps.
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>>122718551
Maybe it's for patches?
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>>122719717
Still a better variety in abilities than newer LoL characters HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
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I feel like smiggen has probably formed some first impressions already, and I have too much homework to play anything right now, so: What's the opinion on Professor Horsecock?
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>>122720061
Depending on playstyle he's either too damn weak or too damn stronk
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>>122719778
Hires has some fucking patching and file voodoo going on. It's fallen off with Smite which is a sequentially-patching bitch, but everything else they've done is crazy.

I remember reading about new Tribes patches and going to load them up, only to see the game was already patched. But it wasn't open. It had never been open. There was no process idling away in the background, coming on or coming off, or any of that.

It was a FUCKING SERVICE that would wait until your PC was utterly idle for an hour at 3-4 in the fucking morning and start patching then.
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>>122697649

>no counterplay

If any body chooses Loki for solo lane you pick Osiris and proceed to pound his boipussy for the entire game.

Loki LITERALLY cannot do a thing to Osiris unless a 3-4 man rotation gank happens.
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>>122720234
Yes, the hi-rez patching service. It brings you updates when you're not aware they've dropped yet
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>Haven't played in a long ass time
>Go to buy gems
>Third party on top of another third party screen in the game client itself
>Final screen wants SSN and shit

What the fuck why would they do this? How does this not turn people off from buying shit on a whim?
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>>122720950
>If any body chooses Loki for solo lane you pick Osiris and proceed to pound his boipussy for the entire game.

that got me a bit hard, no homo though (full homo tbv [to be veracious])
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>>122721218
>using tbv
>not baka desu senpai
baka senpai
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>>122721190
I believe that the third party screen is based upon the bank that you have your card with, as an additional layer of security.

As a Coloradofriend, my card is through Ent, so I had to set up an account with their online security. My guess is that whatever shit-tier institution you got your card through is forcing you to type out your SSN.
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>>122721582
I literally can't even buy shit now. I've never had any online store go through my bank's weird ass online shit for this.
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>>122721190
I just use Steam Wallet to be honest.
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>>122721781
Same here. It felt shady as shit, but I called my bank and they said that it really was their stuff. Never seen it used anywhere else though, maybe it's a new standard?
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>>122722068
For me it's some "Mastercard Securecardâ„¢" bullshit where it's asking for SSN and ZIP. Apparently I'm not me though since it's just telling me wrong info bud.

Just feels like some weird janky ass inbetween shit when literally every other online retailer doesn't give a shit beyond CVC.
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>>122722694
It's the opposite, its taking out the in-between and showing you directly to your bank's interface. It's much safer than most places.
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>>122721964
YO HOLD UP SENPAI

YOU CAN BUY GEMS WITH STEAMBUX?
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>>122722927
I guess I've reached the point where my security is worth less to me than ease of use.

Guess that's a new low.
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>>122723054
Of course you can. Just use the Steam version of Smite, you know, the one with the fucking huge ass patches.
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>>122723054
The steam version of Smite (much like every other F2P game with its own standalone launcher like the Marvel ARPG and shit like that) is just the normal version of Smite that opens through Steam. It's the same account and shit just with the Steam overlay so you can buy anything in the game via Steam.

That's why I prefer Steam as the platform for all my weird shitty F2P MMO needs since you can just buy shit via the Steam wallet.
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baka desu senpai
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>>122723204
>>122723894
>I can turn my shitty cards and hats into gems

The future is truly glorious
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So who have been the big players we can probably look at to get nerfs?

Xing, Hel and Sol have been running the Regionals and Thor has been strangling the top for fucking 3 years now.
I want Thor in the ground.
It will never happen.
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Paladins is the better game, Smite is dead
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>>122728531
This thread is dead.
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>>122727976
Nerf Fernando desu senpai
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Just me and my Baby, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes Freya happy so it's my only goal... Harder baby! Harder baby! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm Freya's princess but I'm also a whore! She makes me feel squishy!She makes me feel good! She makes me feel everything a princess should!~
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>>122729643
I love you, anon. Whoever you are, you made my day.
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Is this item any good?
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>>122731364
Nope. It's completely useless, anon.
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>>122731364
its an ok item in assault assasins need it if they suck ass.
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>>122731364
It's great if you need to grab a bunch of protections fast. Other items are better with their passives or auras, but if all you need is a dump of prot then its great.
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>>122731364
probably one of the best it gives you the highest tank stats and mana and it is even pretty high stats before stacking the stacking just makes it even better ye feel
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>>122731364
I build it as my first defensive item on offensive tanks that spend their time getting the team kills, like Xing or Ymir, so that I can take only 3 defensive items and increase their damage output with the extra slot. Defensive tanks, like Geb, Khepri, and the like, benefit more from building 4 defensive items with less selfish passives.
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>page 9
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Can i get an invite to the clan

IGN: Pimpinlobsta
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>>122736065
You have to say what region doofus.
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>>122736065
what region dumbass
>>
>>122731364
Probably the best all in one defensive item imo.
I'm probably wrong, but I buy it all the time unless I specifically need a different one for a specific purpose.

Speaking of me probably being wrong. Anyone have any get good tips for someone not a shitter, but not good either? It feels like it doesn't even matter who I pick becuase the enemy team is just going to pick cancer and kill me no matter what happens.
>>
Splicing words to name skins in way too overdone in this game. The fact that they named it "Retrocules" instead of just "Retro Herc" or "Retro Hercules" is autistic. Then there's also Swagni because of "le memes xD", all those shitty pirate skins, Daimyodin and King Artyr.
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>>122736627
>get good tips
pick cancer and kill them no matter what
then they can't pick that cancer and kill you no matter what
>>
How come Chaac feels so non-tanky? I mean, he doesn't do as much damage as Bellona, and he doesn't have as many protections either. Seems a bit unfair tbqh
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>>122737128
>caring about skin names
nice autism bb
i hope it gets you far in life
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>>122736065
>>122736204
>>122736278
NA
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>>122737762
>caring about skin names
Yes, it's the easiest way to tell that smite's community is comprised of reddit.
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>>122737958
everyone already knows smite is just a bunch of 12 year olds and ledditors. and then a few of the posters in this thread
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>>122737580
Thanks, happy lightbulb.
I really should just play cancer. I usually jsut play whatever characters I LIKE even if they're really bad and/or the worst winrates in the game because I want to have fun. But I can't have fun when Hi Rez doesn't even pretend to balance the game. I can at least say Riot PRETENDS. HiRez doesn't even try to be honest.
I can't WAIT until NEXT YEAR when they patch the game again and end up making all the bad gods even worse.
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what sin did i commit to keep getting paired with dcers 6 games in a row.
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>>122738136
It's 2015 bro, all new gods from here on out will have bloated as fuck kits. Use those and forget the old ones.
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>>122737661
He's not that much of a tank unless you build him tanky and mash 3. Think of him sort of like SWK with a more reliable heal.
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>>122738358
I never have much room for defense except for stone of gaia or mail of renewal because I need power and qin's sais. I just wanna disperse a team's front line while shrugging off hits.
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>>122738663
Post the build you've been using.
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>>122738663
>I need qin's sais
literally what
you are playing chaac wrong.
build defense and pen/cdr
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>>122738823
Warrior Tabi
Jotunn's Wrath
Frostbound Hammer
Stone of Gaia
Titan's Bane
Qin's Sais

I always find myself doing lots of damage with this build, but I also get BTFO when I go for the ult.
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>>122739113
Qin's on Chaac isn't abnormal. Since he has fast AA's, he can still make himself useful late game when his damage falls off.
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>>122739272
Your 2 gives you up to 100 protections at max rank. If you want to play damage Chaac you'll need to make use of that. But really you should just pick another god.
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>>122703117
kek, I'm assuming this is satire because I both told the last guy who asked to use webm4retards and have commented on the low quality a couple times.

Webm4retards works fine, problem on my end is the hardware. I'll see if I can't squeeze out a bit more quality in the future (thought it was to a passable level at least, looked on-par with Gypsy's from what I could tell).

Thanks for the critique anon.
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>>122739431
Is he still underpowered or something?
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>>122739379
>Since he has fast AA's
He doesn't; his hit chain averages out to be 1x. He hits 1/.5/1.5.

Trust me, Qin's chaac is NOT a thing since the massive qin's nerf.

if it's "not abnormal" in your games it's only because you're playing against shitters.
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>>122717530
After actually playing as Sol and seeing her victory screen, I must applaud Hi Rez for making a Godess even less fuckable than Arachne and Medusa that isn't Scylla.
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Teach me how to do this game
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>>122745038
buy the items
hit the bad guys
dont get hit by the bad guys
after you hit the bad guys just hit the neutral guys or the big buildings
hit the big bad guy
win
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>>122737661
Get protections, CDR, pen if you have the room and FBH.
use your two to hit 2+ enemies and gain a chunk or protections
1+3 to mass slow an area is useful since it helps separate enemies with a shit ton of uses
Find a target that can't escape the rain. auto them and watch as they get slowed to high 200-low 300 speed ie essentially a root.
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>>122739540
super lane bully with mass slow.
>>
While playing the angry man of many auras, should I bait the enemy's beads with my ultimate or save it for the chance that they use them to get rid of any other cc?
>>
>>122746115
If you have a chance to grab 3 people or more you always should. Unless you're alone of corse
>>
does anybody want to play with me on pc
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>page 10
rip
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>>122747348
SCYLLA IS THE BEST GIRL
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>>122747504
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>>122747204
no
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>>122747580
what about now
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Someone better make a new thread before we stay dead.
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>>122748828
>>122748828

newt
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