/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>Quit staring at my butt, freak

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Is YOUR war veteran grandparent smarter than a cute squidboy fifth grader?

>Splat911.png

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sex with marie sex with marie!

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Marie's Maries

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/ink/, please help me make this decision:
I have a voucher for a custom print website that does all sorts of things, and I have enough for 1 tee shirt + shipping (or a couple of other things, but I dont really wear hats). I really like this Inkline tee, but I don't know if its nice enough to spend my voucher on getting a real-world one made. If not this, I might just end up getting a recolored Great Wave Off Kanagawa on a tee shirt.

Should I get the Inkline one?

>>122715773
yeah it looks good

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>>122715773
get this on a shirt

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> played RM on d’alfonsino for the first time

>>122715536
They're at least eighth grade. 14.

>>122715912
>not a cute squidboy on the left
Into the trash it goes.

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CLUTCH

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Does anyone else wish there was a gacha for at least some of the gear instead of just buying everything out of the store?
I hate RNGs as much as the next guy but it would at least give you something else to do aim for/sink gold into other than spike.

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>making good progress on my squid self-portrait
>happy with the lineart for once, have a solid brush setup
>try to export
>clip crashes immediately
>the .lip and the .png are corrupt
Haha! Fuck.

>>122716358
I would like a system like this where there are certain weapon reskins or exclusive pieces of gear that cant be ordered as rewards.

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>>122715926
>tfw playing with some /ink/bros
>find a team full of lv 50 S+ japs
>we grab the rainmaker and we pull a ninja speed run on d'alfonsino
>find the same team of gooks
>they leave the rainmaker behind and they spend all the match killing us and we won

man that was a good day

alright, ass is out boys
ggs

>>122716437
Autorestore or backup or something?

Nice run guys.

>>122716358
WHAT IF REROLLING GEAR COLOR

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How fresh is my squid, /ink/?

>>122716714
No such thing with it. Can't think of any programs that do have that, actually, but I guess I'll have to start backing up my WIPs now that I know this'll be a problem.
I'll just have to redo it using the draft I posted in the last thread, shouldn't be too hard.

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>>122715747
Nice.

>>122716867
I want to put my dick in between those maries.

>>122716709
I spent about 3 minutes laughing at your Mii when I got your friend request.

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>>122716910
She's a big girl

>>122716819
coulddropdownaflightofstairswithoutgettingscratched/10

>>122716780
>REROLLING GEAR COLOR
Honestly I'd rather spend my money on that than pray for slots that won't cooperate

>>122716358
I would spend a bit on a system like that, but I would kinda resent it. Gacha's way over used because it's so effective at forcing engagement.

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>>122717053
4me

>>122716819
Fresh enough to withstand the impending winter that won't happen because this game will be summer forever and never have themed versions of maps for other seasons

>>122716437
>>122716836
Good luck, drawanon, it was a cute squid so I'm sure you'll do well.

>>122716836
That sucks, I have a friend who lost several pieces of work like that but it was with SAI. Good luck.

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Rate my squid.

What is this goofy lobby?

>>122717430
Special Forces Veteran/10

>>122717437
I dunno, i went expecting a rank lobby but i got this

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>>122717430
War buddy/10

>>122716358
It'd be pretty damn fun to have cute legitimate rare items other than the level 50 hat. As long as shit wouldn't be stat boosted/messed with game balance, I'd like it.
It's kind of depressing going to the empty stores every day, at least it would take you longer to get certain items.

>>122716486
stickers for weapons

>>122717706
Oh Cappin' my Cappin'

>>122717560
If jdawg ruins another of my drawings I'll consider it a declaration of war.

>>122717764
Like in CSGO yeah? Sounds fine to me

>>122717854
if nothing else it'll be another way to blow cash aside from rerolls after you've bought out all the stores

>>122717831
You're making art, kill him.

>head to the kitchen to get another drink
>freakout occurs behind the fridge

Son of a bitch, there's a MOOSE LOOSE ABOOT THIS HOOSE.

Fucking winter.

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>>122716819
Pretty good

>>122718165
There was a moose behind your fridge?
...What?

>>122718165
I don't believe a moose got into your house. Moose are the size of a fucking t-rex.

YOU'RE A SQUIB NOW

END MY SUFFERING

>>122718569
nah, enjoy it

>>122718165
What did you do?

>>122718298
Hoots mon nae, a moose, a MOOSE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-xG3D8OMQk

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>>122715838
?

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>>122718675
oh shit, that doesnt look good

THAT LOOKS GORGEOUS

>>122718675
Subtle as fuck

Almost every clothing in this game can be subtle for real wear

>>122718932
I wear splatoon shirts all the time, nobody questions it.

>>122718932
What can't be, do you think? Even shit like the sushi thing could be acceptable if you worked as a sushi chef.

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>>122718675
And you get this for free? What a fuckin deal

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>>122719081
Ika dress

>>122718675
Looks good to me. Fuck, man, that reminds me that I gotta start looking for a shirt that looks like the part-time pirate, I've been meaning to since the game dropped.

That was an interesting lobby

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>>122719216
I have a royalties voucher that I got from 'designing' and selling other shirts

>>122718932
That's the problem, because I'm really bad at decision making now I'm going to go through all the other shirts and try and find one that I like more.
This is the shirt I initially wanted, though, but I'm not sure if I like it that much seeing as the original artwork is a landscape (vs portrait) orientation.

>>122718667
Just rattled doors until it ran down into the cellar, I think. Couldn't get a lock on the fucker.

No squads or lobbies?

>>122719696
I would be interested for a lil bit

>>122719696
not really a fan of paint-by-numbers mode but i'll play if you start one

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>>122719909
Bum_Nuggler squad is up, unless we get enough people for a lobby.

>>122720154
I'd be up for a lobby.

>>122719431
I'd go with the starting shirt or a tentatek logo shirt. I've always been fond of them both

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>>122720248
Lobby it is then.

>>122718251
>>122716819
>that lack of run speed
you guys obviously haven't seen the light that is sanic running heavy splatling

>>122720248
please to the joinings

>>122720752
You don't need fast when you have 100% enemy awareness

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>>122720768
COMING

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>>122720956

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>>122720435
I think the Tentatek shirts lose quite a bit of their impact outside of the game, unfortunately.

>>122719567
It will bust free, just name it and learn to live with him in harmony

>>122721260
Lose the words

>>122721260
dunno about you but i'd wear the shit out of that sky blue squideye

join lobby

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Call(ie) bell(y)!

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https://splatoon-calculator.herokuapp.com/
Is this site going to be updated for the new gear ever?

that filled quick

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>B+ 61
Hey I'm doing pretty good maybe I-
>controller vibrates and a DC error occurs

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HA, suckers.

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>You've been killed by bum
>camera shows you at spawn after dying

>>122722097
>forget that name is still on
fug

>>122722276
- EMS-10 Forte

>mountain food vs seafood
>seafood has a lemon and mint

Sorry for sucking so much, guys. I'm just learning chargers.

>>122722587
stop bitching and JUST

>>122722943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_IhXvMcZk

>>122722943
FUCK

>stuck in A again
>three supposed S players on my team
>none of them even fucking breaks even
>lose a shitload of points

COME ON
I'M DRUNK AS SHIT
I CAN STILL HIT PEOPLE
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN S
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRAGGING MY POINTS DOWN
I HOPE YOUR PARENTS MAKE YOU A SCAPEGOAT FOR THEIR FAILURES

oi, scarth, stream when?

>>122723272
I don't feel like playing right now but I will defiantly be squadding later tonight because I need money for rolls

>>122723653
>tfw you thought scarf was in the lobby
>tfw you confused rainy for scarth
rip

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>>122723653
>defiantly

>>122722108
Are you not entertained!? Is this not why you are here!?

>>122723791
i'm here to watch squids fly

>>122723791
I CAN'T FIGHT THE WIND

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>>122723781
Only one of us would do something this stupid.

>>122723785
I might have not paid attention to what I was typing

so how much cocaine do i need to do to play carbon roller well?

Sorry about that match guys, I tried to eat some laffy taffy as it started and then found out as I was chewing it that some of the wrapper was still on it.
Spent the first half trying to separate them but eventually gave up and swallowed it.

>>122724391
Just meth and dial up.

>>122724391
You don't need to actually ingest any, just sell some. Then you have properly channeled the essence of the rumpus perturbator.

>>122724427
pls don't die

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>dat sprinkler kill

man im awful when it comes to drawing

>when the strategy that took down snd doesn't work

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>dat quad kill

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>>122724812
>fell into the corner one shot from death and it was inked in the other teams color

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>>122725268
>SND
>implying people here are on par or worse than SND

>content scheduled through "at least" January
>Nintendo's big Splatoon tournament tour also wraps up in January

I'll bet something more gets announced at the end of that thing.

>>122725456
that'd be me

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>>122725326

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any squads?

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>>122725768
>only 1 swim speed sub

>constantly trading with scarth
i wonder what he sees on his screen

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Rainy how did you predict my pro zig zag strats

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>flick sandora 8 times
>wait for her to die
>she squids away
>doesn't die
>comes back and hits me once
>we both die

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>>122725854
not my drawing or my loadout

>>122725973
I MEANT
BUM

>>122726115
This man is turning -scarth into reality.

>>122726043
>tfw you hear the direct impact Blaster sound
>they're still shooting at you

>>122726115
They say the average man thinks of Scarth every seven seconds.

try not to fall in the water guys

>>122725456
>Panda Global (SND) - Squids Next Door, sponsored by Panda Global, is a high caliber team capable of putting dents in any tournament.
> capable of putting dents in any tournament.

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>carbon roller madness

>>122725984
i kill laggy gooks all time

>>122726469
If you define dents as "they sometimes maybe get past the group stages".

>>122726115
SCARTH-KUN, I LOVE YOU
SCARTH-KUN, I DO
WHEN WE'RE APART
MY HEART
BEATS ONLY FOR YOUUUU

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>>122725973
I see you survive enough to kill 5 squids and still not die until I am killed.
I've had it happen to more than one person at a time before, like, I hit three people and then all four of us die at the same time.

>>122726662
I define dents as being smacked so hard that they leave holes in the walls

>>122726671
>-KUN
weeb confirmed?

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Is the Blowfish Bell Hat the least fresh item ever created?

Can someone post an outfit that goes good with the Blowfish Bell Hat? No, because it doesn't exist.

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>3 million cash then, please

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>>122726469

CARBON CLAN WW@

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>>122726776

>Blowfish Bell Hat the most unfresh
>not the rainbow throw up shoes

>>122725768
so no squads?

>>122727081
if you match the rainbow clown shoes with a monochrome hat / pair of glasses, and a monochrome shirt, it will not look terrible. The Bell Hat is simply un-aesthetically pleasing no matter what it's matched with.

Lucky shot Lunar! Lucky shot!

>>122727019
right next to the nitrogen clan

>>122727584
I actually chuckled when it said I splatted you of all people.

>>122727494
Thats a British police helmet you idiot

Slam the high vis vest on and some boots and you can look fresh and arrest spyke for fraud at the same time.

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At least we defended well.

>>122727406
Bum_Nuggler lobby is 7/8. That's kinda like squads.

>stuck at 0

>>122727683
>tfw was gonna post british police woomy but it won't let me for some reason

just make sure to give her a bucket because she's not allowed to have guns
:^)

>only play during splatfests
>keep checking for murrican news
>just some update
>hopefully next week
Did the bubbler splatling come out yet? Been playing too much Fallout 4 and running around in Power Armor with a personal bubble sounds fun here.

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I'm gonna take a break now
gg lobby

Bum stop scaring me with your teleports

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squid sisters are cute!
CUTE!

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>>122726817
2 more ranked wins and I can afford this.

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>Octarian jacket has haunt

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Is the anon in pic related in this thread now? I want to know if I can order that shirt.

>>122727768
Buckets are also lethal weapons in my nation, get in the van.

You'll need a hero blaster and at least two licenses for it.

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>>122727853

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ok time to bring the kelp charger again

>>122727974
I actually like haunt
Will be using it on my new Kelp build

>>122728012
Do you have anything? Maybe any gear that has 3 quick respawn?

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>>122727853

>>122728075
damn it, rainy, i used my splat charger and you usually wrecked me. sure, experience is part of it, but what makes kelp better than the vanilla?

>>122727683
>Thats a British police helmet you idiot
I know that? It's called the Blowfish Bell Hat in-game (which is what we're talking about, remember) and it looks fucking stupid. The hat doesn't look good on the inklings' heads, plain and simple.

Can someone try and prove me wrong? I want to see one of the autists who think this hat looks good post an outfit so we can all laugh at how unfresh he (or she) is.

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>>122727842
Get spooked!

>>122728071
i really wish there was more behind the scenes of the squidsisters singing, they were adorable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-13CQUlcPQ

>>122728158
Sorry, I don't have much to offer, other than some of the new gear and a few brand-influence trips (none of which are quick respawn).

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>>122728398
>FEEL ME MELON

>>122728398
callie's va is so cute

>>122728271
>Explains the hat
>Explains the outfit that goes with said hat

Its fresh as fuck

>Arresting woomies for graffi on the curb
>Opening up weapon deposit centres for deadly items such as brushes
>Putting Spyke in community service and giving him an ASBO for the rest of his life
>Putting cuttlefish on the sex offenders list for child abduction
>Raiding the octo domes to find octavios illegal wasabi stash
>Putting parking tickes on his war machines and then towing them away anyway.

>>122728271
Blowfish Bell Hat + Hero Jacket + Octoling Boots.

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>>122728289
GHOSTS NOT ALLOWED

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based sprikler

carbon always works

>getting splatted by bumnuggler while he's still mid-super jump

>>122728985
It's called superjump for a reason.

>>122728195
not him, but neither is better than the other. It's personal preference and kind of map dependent

>>122728012
That anon in question here add me
NNID Rezizardon

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>>122728712
>>122728780
im not trying to be mean, but do you guys know what fresh means? the jacket and hat will not match unless you have lime green ink. on top of that, the hat still looks like shit. and it always will. who here thinks this looks fresh?

>>122729205
I'd say the Sprinkler/Wail combo is superior all around.

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>>122729263
not that jacket, the other hero jacket.

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>>122728036
>hero blaster

I want this shit

W-Well at least they didn't dunk.

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>>122728852
Fucker, try and tame me then!
>>122728901
>tfw killed by a sprinkler you broke 8 seconds ago

>>122729458
s-sorry officer t-the ink disolves we swear!

>>122729219
Sent a request. Is there any particular gear you'd want in exchange? I can't offer much for rolls, but I have some of the new gear if you want that.

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Post smug Marie. Callie too if you want.

>>122729657
Sure man I dont mind anything.

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>>122729673

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>>122729458
okay i finally see what you mean lol. but if you think teal and neon yellow go together then theere is no hope for you

or purple and neon yelloe or cyan, or red, or orange, or green.

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>>122729673

>>122729673
Callie will never out smug Marie

Why even live.

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>>122729673

>>122729657
Private lobby is up

>>122729809
This is indeed fresher, but still shit in my opinion.

>>122729530
It was something

>>122729948
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it!

>A+
>Get thrown in with a bunch of Bs and B+s
>They ALL have .96 Gal Decos

>>122729809
>implying that doesn't look adorable as fuck
>not wanting a british spaghetti
it's not about colour co-ordination, it's about cosplaying as a police man. besides, it's quite rare to find an outfit that works with literally every ink colour, though there are obviously some exceptions.

also, there's no red ink.

>>122729809
>Colours are all that matter in freshness

You're the hopeless one

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>>122729673

>>122730190
No problem dude.

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>bad guy takes 9 flicks
>doesn't die
>4 flicks and two burst bombs
>doesn't die
I should have had 15 kills that match.
I was actually supposed to be asleep 20 minutes ago, last game, lobby.

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>>122728195
sprinkler works as a decoy and paints a good area

killer waills are really good when you know where to aim them

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>>122730268
the best

>>122728195
not him
it has more overall game impact and is able to support multiple places on the map at once
its better for objective based modes
standard charger is good on a couple of sz maps but imo if you had to learn only one, learn the kelp

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>>122716548
>people still post the drawings i made them ;u;

i'm getting a tablet soon so i'll do more requests soon

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>that one sided anal beating

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Clover copying my flash step out of nowhere.
Great note to end on.

what just happened

>>122730681
Godspeed, drawfriend.

Fun games lobby, finally got to see bums lag, I've seen worse lagging japs though dunno why people bitch about your lag.

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ggs bum

im going to have my revenge soon so prepare your ass

>>122729969
Thank you. The skull bandana / white headband / noise cancelers / pilot goggles all go together with Hero Jacket Replica / Octoling boots better than that stupid hat.

>>122730216
there was red ink in autobots v decepticons. And I don't care if you want to cosplay as a policeman, that's your business. I'm just pointing out that this Bell Hat is unfresh and it will always be unfresh.

Also:
>it's quite rare to find an outfit that works with literally every ink colour

>hat that changes color
>monochrome shirt
>monochrome shoes

or:

>monochrome hat
>monochrome shirt / colored shoes
>colored shirt / monochrome shoes

there's infinite fresh combinations using this setup and you will always be fresh no matter the ink color.

>>122730236
I never said that. But teal and neon yellow is not fresh.

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>>122730826
It comes and goes, might be worse next time, might be better.
>>122730835
Can't wait.

>>122731008
>there was red ink in autobots v decepticons.
it was pink, was it not? the shirt certainly was.

>I never said that
that's all you're taking into account, though.

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the cutest squid!

>>122731008
Hells teeth you really are stubborn

I bet you secretly wear clothes for the stats don't you.

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>>122731228
the lewdest squid!

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>>122731349

>>122730681
Just know that I love you

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>>122731869
We all know who the hotter sister is

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>>122731008
>I'll never get my decepticon shirt back

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>>122732181
>we will never have a Hall of Fame that shows all our Splatfest shirts and the results
why even live.

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>>122732181

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>>122732282
>We'll never get the white and light yellow ink colors that Japan had for their Tea vs milk splatfest

>>122732608
I had that squib in my lobby too

It kind of brightened my spirit after a rage-inducing evening of Ranked battles with A+ shitters.

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>when you're the only one on the team with kills

>>122733457
they don't think it be like it is, but it do
is there a squid version of this?

What does /ink/ think is superior

Analog controls or Gyro controls?

Analog controls master race here.

>>122733659
there isnt.

>>122733659
no but there should be

>tfw play better and experience way less lag with japs than with americans and euros

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>>122734204
gyros. i cant play with sticks for shooters even if my life depends on it.

>>122734204
depends. i'm trash with chargers with sticks, but i do well using sticks with rollers.

>>122734213
>>122734384
i wonder who the best candidate for such a quote would be. my initial thought was actually judd, since he gives advice.

>>122734204
I use gyro, but I'm no slouch with stick controls thanks to playing lots of pre-Halo 4 Halo games in the years before Splatoon.

>>122734758
i love how judd's advice (for the most part) isn't totally obvious and can actually be pretty helpful. nice to see a non-useless advice npc, really.

Is there any point to the recon ability? Can't see how it can come anywhere close to be useful.

>>122734845
not really, considering all of the opponents should be near the objective in ranked. knowing their exact positions isn't overly helpful, in my experience, considering it's not like echolocator because you can't actually deal with them from spawn.

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>>122734845
if you die a lot :^)

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>>122734845
>he doesnt know

>>122735127
how long does a jump take?

>>122735127
-scarth

>>122734845
i have a dumb question... is it just YOU who can see the opponents, or is your whole team able to, provided they check the mini map while standing on spawn? there have been a few times where i respawned, checked the map like i always do before taking off, and could see every enemy location on the map. pretty sure echo wasnt up (does that show up on the mini map too? i never thought to check) and i don't think they were ALL standing in our ink. i know i wasn't wearing a recon item, btw. that would be pretty silly if i got confused about that, haha...

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>>122731126

>>122734845
the only good thing about it is that it helps people understand the stupidity of reckless super jumping and the importance of knowing where the opponents are. otherwise than that, nah.

>>122735091
it could be useful if you do ~tactical super jumps~ back to spawn in a sticky situation

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MARIE WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT EVERYONE ELSE FIVE TIMES MARIE CAN'T BE GRAPPED AND WON'T ROLL DOWN

>>122735783
Yeah fuck that. I got every badge but Marie, the only one I wanted.

>>122735783
What the hell is this?

>>122735938
splatoon badges for 3DS

>>122735938
Official Nintendo Skinnerbox

>>122735783
Look up a guide on nip youtube.

>>122735783
>doesn't have squib badge

>>122735938
nintendo tazos.

>>122736263
That's like one page of a much larger set, but yea I don't think there's a squib badge at all sadly.

>>122735938
squid sucking

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>>122736228
I wish

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>almost time for RM

>>122735783
https://youtu.be/hj-r8Z8iFPc?t=18m23s

Found it

you gotta pull an impossible move on Spyke to get him out of the way

jesus christ

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what?

So what are the absolute best weapon(s) in Splatoon? Don't give me that "it's all about your playstyle" bullshit. I know there has to be a select few weapons which are unanimously seen as the best in the game. So what are they?

>>122737634
96 deco
If you can use it, the E-Liter/Splatterscope.

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>>122737634
eliters and .96 deco pre-nerf were fucking retarded broken. they're still good but other weapons now have a fighting chance against them.

>>122737634
>what are the best weapons
>says don't give me that "it's all about your playstyle" bullshit
it's literally just that though

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>go to see if there's any friends to join in turf war
>there's currently 4, but none of them are likely in the same lobby
fug
friend wars are fun

>>122737840
Maybe if you're a one trick pony who has to rely on a single weapon.

>>122737918
just join one you piece of shit

>>122737625
Defense Up meta ruining rollers thanks to latency issues.

>>122738143
wow anon, why you gotta be like that

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>>122737918
>decide to change weapons
>notice friend I normally play with just joined a game
>they probably joined me
>mfw I feel like a faggot now

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Have you joined the ika navy?

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>>122738230
[/spoiler]because i'm lonely[/spoiler]

>>122738420
and dumb

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i threw a splat bomb intending to throw it over the gates to the right of this pole, but i think it somehow bounced off something and exploded on the pole. it was completely covered with ink. maybe a teammate painted it for some reason? i don't think our weapons could have reached that high... anyway, i haven't been able to duplicate the hypothetical bomb incident and it's tearing me up inside.

>>122738609
it was lag i guarantee it

>>122738909
well, i was playing with someone who's notorious for being laggy... i didn't think lag could affect bombs like that, but what do i know? i'm basically a baby. everything is new and confusing.

>>122739163
is callie's out yet?

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>>122739252
yeah Bum needs to get a fucking LAN adapter

>>122739410
wasn't even bum

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>>122739270

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>>122739270
Yup

>>122739614
>>122739616
uhh

>>122739614
>>122739616
thanks!

>>122726061
Are the cleats really better than the red hightops?

>>122739903
depends on the weapon but I prefer special charge up to ink saver main since I usually play more defensively

>>122739163
literally looking down to a bowl full of your breatheren and ecstatically smiling by the thought of soon feasting on their bodies

>>122740169
I want Marie to sadistically murder me then eat my corpse

>>122737634
If you were to play this game perfectly, I'd say top 3 are e-liter, bamboozler, and h-3 are the best weapons.

>>122739163
>>122739614
the only thing i really like about seafood is shrimps. i fucking love shrimps. on the other hand, mountain food appeals to me more because there is more variety for me.

What's the best paint roller?

>>122740592
Carbon is good at quick ambushes.
Krak-on is good at using its special.
Default is good at using its set.
Dynamo is good for area control.

>>122740036
red hightops are krak-on brand (swim speed)
you're thinking of the strapping reds

>>122740868
*Krak-on is good at being cancerous

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>bullying Bamboozlerfag
What a nice way to end before dinner.

>>122741146
The good thing is that I see it less often now compared to pre-patch krak-on.

>>122741264
this is triggering me
stop it! stop bullying the innocent bamboozler!

GOD I LOVE SPLATOON

NO MATTER HOW ANGRY I GET AT IT

I LOVE COMING BACK TO IT

THANK YOU NINTENDO

Is Comeback good with a Custom Dual Squelcher?

Please do not sexualize the squid

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>>122726194
>fully charge rainmaker
>fire at someone, hear direct hit sound
>they're still alive and shooting

>it's a consistent thing

>>122742047
>have shitty games
>FUCK THAT'S IT I GIVE UP
>a few hours later
>well, I like the game, I might give it a try again
>have shitty games

stuck in this loop since the game launched, and I keep falling for it

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>>122742463

>>122742138
Regardless of the weapon, to make the best use of Comeback, you should die every 26 seconds of the game. That's 11 deaths for a 5 minute game. Are you playing that aggressively?

Be sure to pack lots of swim speed to not waste too much time swimming back into the fray.

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I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!

>depot rm in rotation
aYyyyyYYYyyy lamyOOo

Anyone want to squad? I need some squidbucks and something to do

>>122741810
All bamboozlers are bad if not evil and shall be subject to bullying of the highest caliber.

>>122742859
I'll squad. I'm shit though.

>>122742859
Sure. Let me start up my wiiwoo.

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>>122742951
I don't mind, I like a challenge.
NNID scarth23
Anyone else?

>>122742603
I suck and die all the time anyway, so I guess I'm making good use of it. And I have beacons, so I just super jump, no need for swimming.

>>122743052
I'll add you if you're hosting.

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i'm tempted to make a second account. not to bully squibs cuz that's just horrible. i don't even know if i would make myself use only a certain type of weapon. but there is for sure a challenge should i go through with it: spaghetti mode only

>>122742584
I'm lost for words

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> me splats s jap who is using bombs
> 2 seconds later
> splatted by that jap
> find again that damn jap
> hes using bomb rush
> throws me and fails every single one
> i splat him
> 5 second later
> splatted by that jap whos just respwaning
> mfw

>>122743052
give me 10 minutes and I'll join if there's still room.

Accepted those who have added me
>>122743149
Add me if you haven't already, I'm gonna start in 2 mins to give you time if you need to do so

>>122743275
I did, thanks.

>>122743181
me splats you jap

>>122743052
Im in

Squads up

>>122743193
Sorry dude, you might get keked. Will post here if there's a slot though

>>122743052
Ill join after finish

>>122735590
Only you can see Recon. Other visible enemies are because they're covered in your ink (i.e. wounded). This is one of the things Judd reveals in his advice.

>>122743315
Oops, it's full. Oh well.

>>122743382
Full

>>122743419
There's an ability that lets your team see the enemy on the map after you get splatted.

>>122743419
i'm aware of that, which is why i (briefly) mentioned it in my post.
i just thought it would be quite a coincidence if all 4 of the enemies were in our ink and showing up on the map at the same time. but i suppose if we have control of most of the map, and they were under our fire, it wouldn't be too farfetched.
but thank you for clarifying that only you can see recon, and not your teammates.

>5/13
JUST