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>News
- The Bamboozler 14 Mk II has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/666547134691414016
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
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Muscle
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woomy
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first for translucent squids

why isn't there more of this
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>Quit staring at my butt, freak
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>>122634696
Squid form of albinism?
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Should you really be pumping your lungs up with smoke at your age, cute squidboy?
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>>122634702
>tfw the devs were the first to sexualize the squid
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omae wa mou splatdeiru
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Xth for that faggot drawfag better draw more Marie instead of that yellow tentacled harpie
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i love callie!
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>>122634774
Oh them silly, edgy japs
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>>122634774
>old man hands
>scars

Looks pretty mature to me
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>>122634774
I can think of something else to pump inside of him
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I've noticed a reasonable number of newer players as well as some returning ones showing up in the past couple of weeks. With Christmas about a month away, there'll be even more new players.

I was going to make a couple of images that show, for a variety of common weapons, a set of suggested pieces of gear with their onbrand rolls -> suggested abilities. This acts as a cookie cutter guide for new players, allowing them to easily put together a reasonable ability build. My concern about this is that it would inhibit their willingness to come up with their own builds and that sort of thing, as well as people inevitably disagreeing with it.

I know there is already that large suggested ability guide, but I think a significant portion of it is wrong, and there's also 0 justification for why a certain ability is good for a certain weapon, e.g Bomb Sniffer .96 Deco.

Thoughts?
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There is nothing wrong with Rainmaker mode.
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>>122634696
>pressing the tentacles against her chest
Anon I literally just fapped like five minutes ago to the pics from last thread.
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>>122634678
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>>122635059
Nice finger senpai
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>>122635010
do it
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>>122635059
i dont get it
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>>122635197
how the fuck do you get horny that easily
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>>122635010
I think that most new squibs will be kids, so it won't be overly necessary. That said, I do think such a thing would be really nice to have /in general/, so I think it'd be a good project to put together regardless.
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>>122635280
I think I have a fetish for soft appendages
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>>122635203
Bruh
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>>122634798
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This weapon is fucking amazing. Disruptors and Echolocator is just too good.
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>>122635383
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>>122635398
I don't see any Damage Ups in that set anon :^)
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Is my Comeback hat with x3 strength up useful on anything?
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>>122633530
I could use this, thanks anon.
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Somebody sent an invite kkk
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>>122635398
>Triple Special Charge Up
I'd love to order that shirt from you sometime.
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>>122635376
Hermano
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>>122635398
Nerf Bamboozlers.
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>>122635562
just got it. 3/4, anyone else want in?
K.K.K.Fishcake
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>>122635535
>deleted
Why did it change my name like that?
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>>122635232
>>122635281
Ok, I'll work on it for the next little while then, thanks guys
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>>122635059
How?
Where is it readin from?
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>>122635254
>Rainmaker distance drops from 99 points away from the goal to 33
>When the player touched the Rainmaker while it's perfectly in the center of the map
It's a glitch. If you land directly onto the Rainmaker while jumping, the counter will move to where you were positioned before you took the leap despite the Rainmaker itself not having budged an inch.
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>>122635468
The set is so much of a crutch I feel bad using Damage ups. And that sailor seifuku is pretty good for the weapon. Also my MkI set is pretty ugly. Pic related.
>>122635570
I have to go for class now but I should be back in 5 hours.
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>>122635670
I think we faced some people from my friendlist on that first match, also those A ranks man.
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>>122635059
>>122635797
good luck reproducing that in an actual match
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>>122635803
That's fine, I'm going to sleep now anyway. Can I add your NNID now so I can order it later?
Mine's W0lfhound
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>>122635010
I bought the game a week ago and can't get higher than C+ so I would appreciate a basic info dump and can think of some points to address for new players.
Just basic stuff like:
>Y Weapon class is usually suited for X role
>Y abilities are useful for X
>Brand bonuses are X and do Y.
Not so much ability/gear loadouts but more general information in the one image so people can see what sort of thing they can use a starting point for their gear.
I'm still not sure on which skills are "Evasion+3 in Monster Hunter" useful and which are "Putting flame stickers on your bike to make it go faster" useful.
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>>122635562
>>122635670
gonna give it another 5-10 minutes or so, if he doesnt pop in well go back to a dual squad, and if he does well wait for a 4th.
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>>122634696
Get a transparent uterus then we'll talk.
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>>122635879
yeah
sorry bout that first match, usually need a few to start playing okay. i run quick respawn/comeback for a reason
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>>122636018
The most well-rounded weapons in the game are the Tentatek Splattershot, .52 Gal, and .96 Gal deco. Start with one of them and discover your preferences.
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>>122634774
>cigar
>lungs
Not unless you want the most unpleasant smoke of your life, friend. You hold it in your mouth, then exhale.
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>>122635609
Aniki
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>>122636123
You were fine, talking about the people we faced, Im used to try hards and those A ranks were refreshing.
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>>122636025
nevermind we're full now
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>Finally decide to use the Heavy Splatling Deco
>mfw
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>>122636161
>Start with one of them and discover your preferences.
Oh, I just meant for new players who aren't sure of what they want yet.
I've already got my preference.
Heavy Splatling gives me fun for days and the victory animation when my Squid hugs it is adorable.
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>>122636274
Heavy Splatling is a good weapon on certain map/mode combos, but it falls down on a bunch. I wouldn't really call it a weapon you can 'main' on every map/mode combo.
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>>122636274
splatling is the best gun. don't let /ink/ tell you otherwise.
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>>122636175
Bro
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>>122636428
I'm becoming more aware of the maps/modes it doesn't work well.
I change it up when I don't think it will be as useful, I just really love using it when I can.

I'm loving the game so far. I can see myself playing for a very long time.
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>>122636274
Quick Respawn, Run Speed, and Swim Speed will always be useful if you don't know what else to use.

Splatlings are like a slightly worse charger that can be more offensive at closer ranges. Like most other weapons, you just abuse the range advantage you have over other weapons or retreat and flank if they outrange you.
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Got another slot open i think
K.K.K.Fishcake
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Niceass/Taco/lilbill
3/4
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That was interesting, two people came to the squad and left.
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>>122637378
I was being a dick for the most part.
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>>122637473
I don't understand how
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>>122637674
Not how but why
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>>122635797
That sounds very difficult to use
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Sorry guys im not really focused. I dont wanna bring down the team.
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>>122637837
It's fine by me, Or else the 4th curse is upon us
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>>122637837
trust me, you wont be bringing us down. if anything that'd be me, im getting used to gyro controls after having played up to this point with dual analog
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>>122638072
That is hell, I can use both scheme of controllers now but getting used to gyro after so long is weird.
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>triple DMG eliter throws a splat bomb at me
>I die
>my ink covers the zone
>they cap and win

EPIC
LOVE
THIS
META
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>>122638168
i like how you can do both subtle and extreme movements, but i kinda wish you could move the y axis with the stick while in gyro controls, or at least have the option to.

still 3/4, anyone want in
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>>122638318
They are scared of port, I am too
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tHIS SQUAD
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>>122638184
>standing on the zone, ever
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This game is all about pissing off the enemy team.
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>Start using point sensors
>Japs never beat me

I FIGURED IT OUT
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brb lunar squad
i gotta order this idiot's headband
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>Bamboozlers
KILL
HATE
DESTROY
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>>122638689
that was fucking hardcore bullying
i want this damage up thing to be over with
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>Keep getting special duration up x3

FORGE FUCK OFF
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RHENOPLOS IS A FUCKING NIGGER

FUCK YOU NIGGER
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>>122639113
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>>122639042
Keep at it, took me about 6-7 hours of rollscumming while playing another game to get my damage up bandanna.
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>>122639218
I got 2 dmg up and quit
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>>122639042
forge controls the universe
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So did splatoon koshien already start, or is it gonna start september 2016?
http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-shares-more-information-about-splatoon-koshien-2016/
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if we could go a game without laggy japs thatd be super
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>>122639615
Its already started I believe, unless I got something wrong. Regen (average at best japanese team) won one of the qualifiers about 1 or 2 months ago.
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>>122639861
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>>122640086
Oh, huh. Was anything streamed or recorded?
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>>122636018

Good abilities:

Swim Speed
Ink Recovery
Special Saver
Ink Resistance
Cold-Blooded
Quick Respawn

Useful abilities that are somewhat weapon-specific:

Damage Up
Bomb Range Up
Special Charge Up
Opening Gambit
Tenacity
Ink Saver Main
Run Speed

Abilities that should be avoided unless you know what you're doing, and have a specific use in mind:

Ink Saver Sub
Defense Up
Special Duration
Ninja Squid

Other useful abilities that aren't bad, but aren't amazing either:

Comeback
Haunt
Bomb Sniffer
Quick Super Jump
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>>122640165
No idea.
>turf war tournaments
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>>122640165
Any squads 3/4?
If not, anyone want to squad with me?
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>>122639453
Stop reposting this scarth no one gives a shit
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>>122640224
>defense up in the "bad" sub section

You're an idiot
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>>122640754
it is bad unless you're going whole hog with 3 or more mains. that definitely falls under "specific use in mind".
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>>122640630
Sorry, didn't mean to reply.
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>just noticed Hunter Hi Tops are now called Dark Green Hi Tops
whut
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>>122640754
It's only good for slower weapons like .96 and Dynamo. Even then, there are better options
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>>122640754
>use defense up
>the guy using the weapon that it counters equips damage up
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>>122640652
But that's not me.
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that tentatek made me grumpy
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>>122641190
>terrests
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>>122641190
Hi Scarth
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I think that was my last game, ggs ass squad (no other way to put it)
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i love exploding after i've swam around a corner
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>ebin bamboozler
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>>122641335
haha... ggs...
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>>122641335
yeah, that bamboozle did it for me. A rank is the safe haven, not a lot of savescumming tryhards but enough good players who use weapons outside of the "meta"
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>>122641335
Is there a slot now? or is the squad ded
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>>122641437
I could keep goin but too late here, I want to twin squad with some C, B, A just so I don't have to face S+ always
>>122641440
I think ded, but lets see what everybody else says
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any squads?
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>>122641842
I will host one if we can get a couple more, I may have a 3rd person already.
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>>122642035
I'll join.
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>>122642035
Ill join too
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>>122642035
I'll join as well.
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>>122642150
>>122642103
>>122642071
>>122642035
Alright, hosting

ID: Nizmo-Indian. Tell me if you sent request.
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trying to swindle skype from not giving me Forge skills to my boots is going to take a while.
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>>122642071
>>122642103
>>122642150
NNID scarth23
Will start in 3 minutes
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>>122642192
>>122642241
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>>122642192
Sent
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>>122642295
>>122642314
I'm 90% sure that's someone falseflagging as him, he isn't online.
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>>122642295
falseflag hes not even online
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>>122642380
>>122642425
Welp if they arent hosting anything...
Time to go back to the frying pan
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>>122642241
Starting
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>>122642241
3/4 Let me know if you send a request.
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>>122642602
Sent
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>>122642602
>Tfw Scarth will never reply to your miiverse messages
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>>122642715
We filled just now, I'm sorry. I'll accept you and post here if a slot opens
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Sorry about the disconnect
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Holy fuck Im playing like complete shit today
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>Disconnected again
Sorry guys, but if this is just gonna happen every game I think I'll spare my rank. I'd rather not be subjected ti A+ lobbies again

3/4
Scarth/34/Lunar Squad
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>>122643572
Those guys were laggy as hell I almost got disconnected twice
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>>122643572
All good, ggs
I'm gonna go accept that guys FR then put the squad back up
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>>122640754
>You're an idiot

No I'm not. Defense Up is mediocre.

Honestly, I've done a lot of trial and experimentation with all of the abilities, I make customized loadouts for every weapon that I use, and IMO, Defense Up is shit.

People seem to think that they're magically going to survive everything like a tank when they stack a bunch of Defense Ups, when it only really helps with a few weapons, and marginally so in those cases. Sure, you might survive a Blaster's air-burst if you're in the edge of the explosion both times it hits, you might survive a partial charge from an E-Litre (You only need around one main to do this though), and you might possibly survive a Roller's flick when you're 3 lines away and already damaged.

What it won't help with is shooters; the Tentatek has such a fast fire rate that the difference between 3 and 4 shots to kill is a tenth of a second. If they get a clear shot, they're going to kill you every time. It might help with the 52 Gal, but they run Damage Ups most of the time.

The main reason that it sucks is opportunity cost. You have to run 3 mains' worth or more to get the best results, and you can't use other abilities if you do that. All of the other abilities are just so much more useful that you end up gimping yourself just so you can maybe possibly survive some incidental damage or a charger shot.

Even worse, I see people using Defense Up without Ink Resistance.

Just use Swim Speed and/or Run Speed instead. Higher agility lets you swim away quickly, move around faster and be harder to hit, etc.
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>>122643608
It wasn't laggy for me in either game, and there was no "Connection unstable" stuff, just kinda kicked me out of all sudden

>>122643614
Please love me
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>>122643614
>>122642715

Sosa jump in if you're still here
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>>122643672
The fist message you sent was pretty adorable honestly, I'll see what I can do and message you back when I know.
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>>122643684
I think im gonna leave, i dont wanna lower your ranks
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>>122643775
<3
No homo
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>>122644051
Ranks dont change in squads after S
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>3 of the other squads team bum rushes me at the end
Now I know my blaster shenanigans didn't make them that salty.
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>ssj able to 3 shot me from a distance
>.96s shooting through my walls
Nice connection
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I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
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Any squads?
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>eliter kills me
>then comes from behind the wall and shoots
happened like 6 times that game
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>>122645254
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I guess we're stopping there, ggs.
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>>122645882
>>122644094
Ggs now i know how does the S and teleporting meta japs hell feels
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>>122645882
The pain of SZ is too great. Also my nephew got into my room and unplugged my WiiU during the match.
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>>122647161
Are you me
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>>122647323
no im not scarth
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>>122647161

Zombie Hi-Horses already have that combination, unfortunately.

Go for Run Speed, IMO.
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>>122647427
i already got 4x scu on those a long time ago lmao you fogey
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Do i need any of those on dual squelcher?
Ink Resistance
Ink Recovery
Ink Saver
Damage Up
Bomb Range
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>tfw no splatoon bf
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>>122647553
yes
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>>122646007
ah yes, code for "my mom unplugged my wii u because she wont let me play late"
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>>122647553
u need special duration to help w/ echo, qsj to jump to beakons faster, and ink sub to keep a constant strain of bombs coming. also stealth jump is good to sneak attack un suspecting opponents.
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>>122647715
meme
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>>122647621
yes for what exactly?
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>>122647715
Those are all good, I agree.
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>>122647715
These are good sub abilites/main abilities!
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>>122647715
currently have those abilities incorporated into my build, workin pretty well
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Best dynamo setup?
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>>122647904
jumping off the roof
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>>122647715
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>>122647715
Love those abilities man. Would reccomend Fire Fin brand
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>>122647943
Same
>>122647715
Good abilities are good.
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>>122647715
Aren't those bad subs? I think they might be good but I could be wrong.
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>>122648035
They are in fact, good
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>posters:45
>replies:175
>autistic samefag being autistic

this is why the game is dying
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>>122648162
>the game is dying because a small 4chan thread is inactive in the middle of the night
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>>122648485
KILL YOUR SELF
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>>122648485
>middle of the night
murrica pls go, also not like you autists sleep at night anyway
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>>122648162
>>122648485
>both filenames are image.jpg
I know this isn't uncommon, but...
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>>122648485
sorrydude.story
I was never a gamer. grade school was some pretty fun times up until early high school in about tenth grade when i wound up with the cool kids and started partying. hard, and it first started with drinking, then weed, then i got into the harder stuff like lsd. I had a seizure at age 17. my dad left the family and my brother killed himself out of anxiety and from mental disorder. fell into a harsh state of depression that i was only able to overcome when i met this girl from my japanese class. she was so nice and so beautiful with long blonde hair. she treated me so nice wne i couldnt wish for anything else. then i got into drugs again from peerpressure and everything went to shit again. my girl left me and i was so fucking frustrated at myself that i cut myself and tried to hang myself. in tears, my mother stopped me. i was brought into counseling. i had to convince my psychologist i didnt want to kill myself but deep down i still was suicidal. i couldnt even focus on my fucking school work, so i dropped out in eleventh grade. i left my mother to live on my own, living on welfare and my shitty ass job at some fucking drugstore. every night i drank and cried myself to sleep, only spiraling my depression into a deeper state. i want to end my life. i cant live any longer. i go into my closet to get the rope, tie the noose and get a chair. just before i loop my head i get a call.

it's just a telemarketer. I tell him to go fuck himself, and after that i just think about my whole life. why am i here. what ever happened to the happy me, full of life and charismatic. i look in the mirror and all i see is a fucking mess. an acne ridden, below average looking cunt. a no life scum. in the middle of everything. i hear a knock at my door, probably my chinese landlord demanding rent. i put on some pants walk up to the door and look through the peephole, but see no one. then i open the door.
it's JOHN CENA
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Finally picked up the Tentatek. I didnt know this game had an easy mode!
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>>122648576
I was the 46th posting IP.
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>>122648636
You can see a shit pasta without even hovering over a spoiler
>>122648696
now try 96 deco or rollers
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>>122648749
>pasta
i just typed that out you fucking idiot, try looking for it. you wont find anything
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>>122648636
>>122647715
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This is so stupid.
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>almost time for RM
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This gamemode and rotation really speaks to me. Anyone around up for a twin squad, or even better a quad squad if you're feeling really lucky?

I'm not game enough to jump back into the solo queue again for a while after the grueling effort that was getting myself back into S Rank.
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>>122650018
>after the grueling effort that was getting myself back into S Rank.
then you don't deserve to be in S anyway
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>>122650236
>worked his ass off to get to S rank
>doesn't deserve it

nigga wat
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Rainmaker! Who wants to scrub squad?
NNID:snakesamz
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>>122650272
If you can't go back to S easily after dropping out of it you're clearly not S
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>>122647715
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>>122650305
Set one up, I already have you added.
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>>122650538
Need any more?
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>>122647553
memes aside, what are the most required ones? Not that much place after all those run ups
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>>122650596
I'm fine with just a twin, scrub squad.
As >>122650236 clearly pointed out I am unworthy of my S Rank and therefore a scrub.
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>>122650616
I don't think you need damage up, it takes like 3 def main to make the dual Squelcher a 5 shot, and usually people don't stack that much.
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>>122650681
And what about splatlings? They seem to need pretty much the same layout so i'll probably try to make a set for both
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What gear and weapon do I need to make my spaghetti a manly man?
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>>122650876
eliter
safari hat
part-time pirate
blue moto boots
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>>122650375
>Last Ditch
>Not Opening Gambit
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>>122650876

Beret
The RAF jacket
Trail boots

or

Skull bandana
Black Inky Rider
Octoboots
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Whoa, Jesus, I wanted to see if anyone wanted to squad after I been drawing for a little while, but I guess that won't be happening this early.
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>>122653414
ded game
ded general
make japs ded
all octolings will be ded soon after you denied them zapfish, do you feel great about this
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>>122653414
I'm around, anon. I'm too tired to play right now.I didn't sleep enough last night, so I'll likely be taking a nap soon.
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>>122653414
>been stuck between S 30-40 for the last hour
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>>122653514
>>122653580
It's fine, just means I'm gonna be watching animes all morning, I guess.

>>122653628
I know this feel too well. Good luck anon, you'll get there.
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>>122653628
why even bother if you're already S
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Okay, I'm done for now. Good games Schmuel.
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>>122654250
I will never feel accomplished until I've hit S+.
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squid sisters are cute!
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>>122650876
Football helmet, power armor, tan boots

>>122647553
You could run at least one bomb range up main to be able to take advantage of your max range more. Ink Recovery is good too. I personally always run a combination of at least 1 Ink saver sub and 1 or 2 ink saver mains (depending on the map) whenever I use the dual squelcher. Before you dismiss as Ink saver sub as being totally useless like everyone else does, you should realize that it pairs really well with ink saver main when you switch between using your sub and main weapon. Try to think of these abilities as making your ink tank larger rather than making your sub/main weapons more efficient.

1 ink saver sub main reduces the ink usage of your sub weapon by 8%. Which means your tank has an extra 8% of ink left immediately after using your sub, and that your sub weapon costs 8% less ink to use. Having more ink left in your tank obviously makes having Ink saver main more worthwhile than if you weren't running Ink saver sub. Basically Ink saver sub when combined with ink saver main allows you to stay in a fight and keep shooting a little bit longer right after using your sub weapon, like a splash wall or a splat bomb like with the DS. You can go without using Ink saver sub just fine but it does benefit you if you like using your sub a lot in between shooting.

And Ink Recovery is just as efficient as Ink saver main actually. But an advantage that Ink saver main has is that no matter how much ink you have left, you'll have more use out of your main weapon before you run out of ink if that makes any sense.

Ultimately depends on your play style on how you use your weapon to know which abilities will help you maximize your ink efficiency.
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>>122647553
You only need 2 subs of damage to keep your 4 shot against someone with 3x defense up.
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>>122654980
Too old
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>>122650876
Well here's my squid, maybe it'll inspire you.
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>>122655595
I want to fuck Jelonzo. Is that abnormal?
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>>122655817
Anywhere else, yes
But here? No
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>>122655817
yes
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I want to ______ this woomy
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>>122654980
I want to break Callie's legs!
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>>122655814
>no ink res on a brush
anon pls
>>122656062
splat
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>>122656062
stay away from
she doesn't look normal
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>>122656062
knife
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>>122656078
why are mariefags so mean?
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>>122656103
I'm still low levelled and can't re-roll stats yet. Trust me, I'm gonna re-roll a shit ton once I get there, but for now my main focus is on leveling up.
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>>122656062
shower?
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So what is with that splattershot jr + stack fuckloads of run speed meme? Is that some new weird jap meta or something?
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>>122656184
Common jealousy, or seeing the nemesis suffer has become a fetish.
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>>122656231
That's a death sentence you fuck!
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>>122656415
Yes, that's what he meant
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Damage up nerf when?
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Why are Octolings so stupid
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>>122656246
Super fast Bubbler to compensate for shitty range.
Or you could just, you know, Kraken.
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>>122656649
we may never know
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>>122656723
But why now, i don't remember this shit being used so much before and basically every game i played yesterday had at least one of those
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>>122656649
They don't have schools underground. Octolings don't know how to read or count. Just shoot.
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Marie!
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>>122656928
Bitch
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So why people generally use octoshot over tentakek if they can? Isn't the octoshot the carbon copy of tentakek? Just for looks/to show rank?
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>>122657098
it apparently has lower shot sound
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I like to imagine tentacles are so sensitive they're basically giant clits hanging off your head
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lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCb_mxNRWUM
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>>122657005
Best
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>>122657190
Your video sucks Gabriel
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>>122657190
I refuse to believe someone is this bad
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>>122657190
this is pretty much every single charger that gets put on my team ever. I see a charger - i know we already lost
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>>122657164
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>>122657164

At best they're as sensitive as the back of your neck
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>>122657164
>Callie's drag along the ground
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>>122657164
I assume the sensitivity would be restricted to the tentacles' undersides
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Hosting Squads again!

All weapons/ranks welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>122648895
I feel you. Try doing that with a even bigger clumsier roller, I have died like that countless times. Rollers and tower mechanics are just terrible.
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>>122657190
How can somebody have 150 subs and never clear 10 views a video?
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>>122657417
>You will never tickle your Woomy's g-spot
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>>122657441
like it's roller exclusive, what fucking retard thought it's a good idea to make tower paths over nothig/water and make tower so small you fall off if you tilt the stick at least moderately. Never doing TC on triggeredfish ever again
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>>122657164
>You will never stroke a woomy
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>>122657604
Imagine how much better it would be if you had to stand next to a cart rather than sit on a platform.
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>>122657582
>>122657639
You mean you haven't?
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Squids, we are still at war and I need you in full uniform! Now, report in!
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>>122657904
>forge
no
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>>122657686
A lot of Team Fortress maps would be great in Splatoon. That king of the hill one that goes in a ring rould be perfect.
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>>122657904
Inkopolis Jr High reporting in
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>>122657754
N-no when did everyone else?
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>>122657441

Sorry! Where were you this morning? I had loads of fun in your squad yesterday, was disappoint.

Where do you live? Your hours seem kinda erratic.
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i wanna cuddle and fug callie
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>>122658202
Unless you're a qt squid girl, you're outta luck.
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>>122658085
Well for a start that's not a Woomy; that's an old hag
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>>122658430
Marie is full of youth
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>>122658430
pedophiles pls go
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>>122658514
Gray hair, cold crossed eyes, and saggy tits
You do the math
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>>122658274
Get your filthy headcanon out of my Sploon.
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Still 2 spots open in squad!

Where did you go Rezizard?

>>122657604
I meant the part where he, at melee range, hits him on the hat and deals no damage.

He even rolls him over, and is rewarded by getting pushed back just enough for the burst bomb to knock him off completely.

I have not used other weapons in TC very much, do they have similar issues?

>>122658087
In the workshop, I live in +1 timezone.
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>>122658585
All that adds up to cute.
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>>122658705
>having an old lady fetish
Disgusting
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>>122635059
>Have shit connection
>rainmaker doesn't get picked up until two seconds after I grab it.
In theory, could I run through it and quickly superjump to a beacon on the pedestal and have the game realize I grabbed it mid jump?
Could I actually pull off an astro dunk?
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>>122658705
Maybe if you're into seniors
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>>122658693
TW for a bit
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>>122658802
i need to try this
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>>122634787
bumnuggler edit when?
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Callie > Marie

t
b
h
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Why must we fight
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>>122658878
I get home from school in roughly 11 hours, we're definitely trying this tonight.
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>>122659169
>11 hours of school
what the heck
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>>122659169
Do that with a beakon on the volcano and try to lag dunk the RM.
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>>122658972
Maybe if you're a fucking bitch
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>>122659169
Rarest pepe
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Annie is better than all of those sluts
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>>122659265
Jokes on you, seeing Callie dominated is my fetish
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>>122658693
Oh my god is /ink/ this dead already
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There has got to be at least 2 more squids here willing to play, to ink, to carry a rainmaker, to achieve victory and even experience defeat.

2 Spots open in squad!

Bring us your C- inkstrike inkbrush.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>122659443
We must have hit a bad hour.
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>>122659265
>Tentacles past her shoulders
>Besting Callie at anything
>Having an ass
This is so obviously Marie's fantasy.
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>>122659558
Marie's tentacles are of normal length, please don't lie to yourself about who the freak is.
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>>122659543
I could but I'm rolling something. I've rolled every triple but the one I want.

I guess if no one joins after my next reload I can fill a slot. Or you guys can twin squad
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>>122659543
I'd love to mane, but I physically cannot afford to lose anymore. I've been hovering around A- 20 for a week.
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>>122634582
>that jr. mask still isn't available
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>>122659543
Making breakfast, maybe if you're still around in like ten minutes or so.
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>>122659656
Exactly, normal and plain. Callie's are like six feet long. That's the human equivalent of having breasts like beach balls.
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>cant play the minigames when waiting for people to join lobby for squads
FUCK
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>>122659543
I would but my internet is worse than Bumnuggler's. I've gone from S to B+ in 5 days having only lost 10 matches and everything else being disconnects
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>>122659852
i'd be fine with it if it didn't disable squid beatz, hate having to juggle my headphones between my computer and laptop if i wanna listen to shit while waiting
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>>122659865
You dont mind if some of my jap friends join right
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>>122660087

Think you quoted the wrong person. Unless you want to lose your S ranks to disconnects or have a Tri squad when you expected a quad you don't want to play with me at the moment
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>>122659543
>procrastinated something until a few hours before it's due
sorry sorry not right now
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>>122659209
I have a lot of time in between classes.
>>122659221
That's the plan, I think someone else should host the lobby just to be sure.
>>122659865
Get a LAN adapter.
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>>122660332

Not an option I'm in a shared student house
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Wait what happened that game?

Lobby is back up! Lets go.
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>>122660396
Truly a fate worse than death.
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>>122660421
Seems like you got rightfully punished for owning and using a dynamo
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>>122660421
>hiding names
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>>122660487

I'm beginning to think that. I may have to just give up gaming altogether until I complete my studies. I'll sell my Wii U for grocery money one of these days
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>>122660660
just play non-online games, those thankfully still exist
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>>122660505
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>>122660760
>>
>>122660760
Beautiful
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>>122660760
what's the point of stacking run speed on a roller
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>>122660421
Guess I missed my chance then, aw well.
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>>122660886
To push it into the people faster
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>>122660739
Name one Wii U game that isn't expensive as shit
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>>122660886
>runspeed

That was the Octoshot
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>>122660958
That isn't how that works.
>>
>>122660978
Lego Jurassic World
Metroid Prime Trilogy
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>>122660978
>Bayonetta
>2 radical ass games for the price of 1
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>>122660958
that doesn't work, you go for swim
>>122661014
wew fuck me
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>>122661056
I know I was being epic
>>
>>122660978
>wiiu
don't even bother, just farm xenoblade until you had enough and sell wiiu
>>
>>122661131
Keyword in this context being 'ass'.
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>>122661267
yep, dat ass
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>>122661354
Dat everything
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>>122661235
>tfw you're afraid X will take all your attention away from Splatoon
>>
Post disgusting things
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>>122661562
Why would you ever main Splatoon? It's fun as hell but downright repetitive.
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>>122661562
it better is, pretty much the only RPG that's left on WiiU
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>>122661562
>tfw if i get into the Overwatch test this weekend i'll put myself into a cryostasis for 6 months because i know nothing will come close
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>>122661681
What's alternative, Mario Maker? PFT!
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>>122661685
How in the dicks is this an RPG? If it was part RPG it would be fucking incredible.
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>>122661836
...literally every entry into the Xeno franchise is an rpg, how on earth is X not one
>>
>>122661831
Something off-system
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>>122661685
There's Genei Ibun Roku #FE down the road unless you're one of those THIS AIN'T MUH FExSMT faggots.
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>>122661267
>>122661354
>>122661443
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>122662203
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>>122662203

She just wants to model herself on a winner like Marie
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>>122662389
fatfags pls go and stay go
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>>122662203
I'm sure they'd love watching their avatar pant and wheeze as they jogged after the other squids, before being shot from all angles thanks to their increased hitbox. The perfect anti-depressant.
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>>122662203
I hope that one day, all people that use tumblr are sent to Jupiter.
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>>122662203
Yeah, you get walk speed down and swim speed down
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>>122662465
More like to Uranus :^)
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>>122662419
Just need to be fat in the right places.
>Marie will never be your mom
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>>122662203
>>122662389
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>>122662560
>wanting a cold cynical bitch as your mom
pls no, gib callie instead
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>>122662041
She's the best.
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>>122662603
>Fuck doing the dishes; lets all go to Subway!
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IAMUSORRY it will be the last games for the japs
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>>122662713

Eaaaaaaaaat Fresh!
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>>122662203
>Bigger Kraken
No
Eat shit and kill yourself
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>>122662423
I actually just jacked off to this very fantasy
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>>122662858
Go away.
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>>122662793
I want Callie's butt
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>>122662713
Marie is the type that would spank her kids for telling lies
Callie would teach her kids to swear
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>>122663112
So, Marie is a good parent, and Callie is a 20 something trying to be cool?
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2 spots open in squad!

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>122662759
GGs!
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>>122663173
Marie is the parent you need
Callie is the parent you want
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>>122662603
Callie is pretty childish herself
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>>122663112
Both of them would be better Aunts.
Marie would be the Aunt that tells you to wash your hands if you go outside for even a minute.
Callie would be the fun Aunt that makes fun of your mom and encourages you to do/say bad things.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A01oDP0-0UI

More strong Nippon squid incoming.
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>>122663112
>Kids, we're going to visit your Aunt California's house. Don't listen to anything she says.
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>>122663310
Like that's bad, marie sounds like that overcontrolling parent who will watch every step you make, nag you for any little thing and never ever let go.
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>>122663330
They get to play on Mahi Mahi? Lucky fucks
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>>122663330
That's how Japs react to getting splatted?
I thought they'd be a lot more 'angry German kid'.
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>you will never be introduced to a group of squibs as Aunt Callie's fiance
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>>122663518
Ouch. I did not prepare myself for that foreign feel.
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>>122663357
>California
So what does that make Marie? Marianas?
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>>122663669
>Marinara
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>>122663192
I dont think its a god day to squad. Sorry IAMUSORRY I'm gonna go play MH4U.
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>>122661798
>trusting blizzard to not fuck this up like every other blizzard game before it
ayyyyyyyyyy
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>>122663386
Maybe not your every step but she really cares about her little Anon. She'll love you more than any other girl could.
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>>122663902
>playing inferior games
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>>122663902
Yeah GGs though. Might try again later.
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>>122663971
All the while poking fun at everything you like, but in a loving way
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>>122663915
I don't know what they could possibly do to it to ruin it as it is now.
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>>122664101
She's such a massively hatable yet lovable piece of shit.
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>>122663330

No wonders there's so many Japanese playing this game if it's getting marketed so heavily. Nothing like that in Europe which would explain the drought of players

>>122663451

Are they swearing? If they are then it matches my reaction
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>>122664530
I think it's the type of game it is, it matches their culture perfectly. It's too bright and colorful and fun to be successful in the west; they'd have to recast it as something much grittier if it was to catch on.
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>>122664341
>lovable
Yes, indeed.
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>>122664530
The unpopularity of WiiU is the main reason, and japs not giving a slighest shit about west doesn't help too
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>>122664702
A dildo is not a weapon
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>>122664702
So they do 'play' in the turf wars as well? Well I'll be damned, the agents are fucking up Squids and Octopus alike.
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>>122664764

Marketed as fiercely Splatoon could be a system seller

>>122664996

Seeing as there's no adult squids in our games they either really dress down/blend in or adults have their own league
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>>122658802
Someone upped a webm of superjumping with the RM before, except the beacon was only near the volcano not on it.
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>>122664861
>Marie hides away in the corner of warehouse vigorously masturbating shooting ink everywhere
My dick
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>>122665101
It's called S++. It's like professional VIP mode, invite only. That's why nobody here has heard of it.
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>>122665101
doubt people will buy a pricey console with no real worthy future releases for a single game
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>In a remote corner of a dimly lit warehouse
>two young Inklings are...
>watching Marie masturbate
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>>122665282

S-?
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>>122665356

Isn't that the standard console business plan? The only difference is no 3rd parties
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>>122665196
>>122665362
Stop that this instant
I am human viagra
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>>122665356
That Pok'emon fighting game is coming out soon, that might change a few things.
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>>122665839
who the fuck even cares about pokken
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>>122665919
Cash strapped normies, the perfect market.
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>>122665839
>>122665919
The game is apparently not that popular in Japan
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>>122665196
And it was so impressive that Callie brought it up on live TV.
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>>122666173
well why would it, it's obviously shit, that's why it comes here
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I could help Marie out
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>>122666173
Well it's literally Tekken except with Pokemon that Nintendo thinks are popular.
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>>122666375
Do Squids go into heat?
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>>122661584
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>>122666652
I'm a vampire!
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Hey Guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmea5ET_n9g

Isn't this cool?
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>>122666552
Dunno, but Google thinks I'm a weirdo now. In any case I've learnt something about how they operate:

>The male bioluminescent Dana Octopus Squid uses its beak and sharp claws to pierce holes in its mate before using a penis-like appendage to insert sperm into the cuts. On the other hand, the Greater Hooked Squid just bypasses the stabbing step by using sperm that independently burrow their way into the female's skin, using an enzyme that dissolves tissue.

Because most Squids don't have vaginas.
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>>122667057
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>>122667204
And Octopus are worse. The male essentially load up one of their tentacles with sperm and literally shove it inside the female. Then the penis tentacle falls off. And he dies later.
And that is why there are no male Octolings. They fucked themselves to death.
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>>122667506

They can still be loved without males
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>>122667506
Death by fisting!
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>>122667670
>>122667506
>>122667915
now now lets not get too close to former biology

as far as I know the new "humans" are about 70% ish human and have an ink form for traversal
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>>122667204
>You will never start a happy family wth Marie by stabbing her and jizzing in her wound
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>>122668215
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HOW DO I GET GUDDER BEYOND GUD
I CAN'T HANDLE A- ANYMORE
EVERYONE IS TOO BAD TO CARRY WITH MY CURRENT KNOWLEDGE OF CARRYING
HOW DO I CARRY EVEN MORE
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>>122668381
She's cuter with the shotgun.
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Just got done getting my shit kicked in by this mother fucker
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>>122668215
No
I don't want that fetish
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>>122668487
Kudos, the Sploosh is such a piece of shit.
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>>122663327
Maybe they have other siblings, since the two of them are only cousins and all.
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>>122668487
>Zeke Anderson
Apparently that's a character from some late 80's TV show. I can't even pretend to know why the fuck anyone would pick a name like that.
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>>122669496
lol
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Holy shit why is Undertale all over my lobby.
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>>122670020
Why is Undertale all over my Internet.
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Who killed Marie?
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>>122670020
Edgy meme loving kids.
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>>122670604
She did. Hated her job, hated her life, hated her superior perfect sister. Needed an out.
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>>122666652
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>>122671238
That's not disgusting
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>>122670576
>mainstream and touchy-feely as hell
>edgy
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>>122671549
just chuckling at the response, lad. found it enough to crack a smile.
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>>122671226
I want to sign a suicide pact with Marie!
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>>122671621
Oh, meant to quote >>122670992, whoops.
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>>122671621
It's got skulls in it so its edgy
Splatoon is also extremely edgy because it involves kids shooting their own blood on the walls and each other
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>>122672801
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say almost every single piece of visual media out there has a skull in it.
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>>122672983
bullshit skulls aren't real
>>
There is a skull inside of all us right now!
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>>122672801
Splatoon now has skull masks too.
Which is odd because Inklings don't have bones and consequently don't have skulls.
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>>122673107
They don't have them but they know of them.
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>>122673452
So why they'd draw the skull of a foreign creature with the Inkling mandible doesn't make much sense.
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>>122673107
Inklings have some bones. I mean, teeth are bones, and inklings have teeth.
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I want to put Callie in a wheelchair!
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>>122661562
I'm sure I'll come back to it before long.
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>>122665356
I bought Wii U just for Splatoon.
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>>122673802
I think it's intentional that they look like they have one single strip instead of individual teeth, with the signature three incisors. It might be made to resemble a squids beak.

>>122674061
Me too
But I bought some other stuff for it as well; namely the MP Trilogy.
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>>122667204
>octopus squid
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>>122674774
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>>122665356
a lot of people bought the original xbox though
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Since squids can't transform until they are 13 and Callie and Marie were shown in a human form years before the game does that mean they are actually in their twenties?
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>>122674924
And that thing cost like a thousand dollars.
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>>122673107
Maybe it's cartilage.
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>>122674774
>shhh i'm illegal
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>>122674991
Easily. I think they're different eyes have another thing to do with it.
I want my squid to have crucifix eyes too damnit.
>>
squads?
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>>122674152
Only other game I got was Lego Jurassic World
But Splatoon is so fun I haven't played it yet
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>>122675157
The fake contacts should've done that.
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>>122675092
Well she is a war criminal.
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>>122675016
my point is they only bought it for HaloCE
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>>122676083
And that thing cost like a thousand dollars.
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I am so sick of eliter burst bombs.
It's bad enough they outrange everything but their three strength up burst bombs are literally a better close up weapon than mine as well.
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>>122676431
Count your blessings
The alternative is a Kraken
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5yjZ27xXag&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z12fvpkyypnyhb2tt234djbatnboezxup
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>>122676531
They don't have the kraken all the time though.
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>>122676647
I don't know what any of these words mean, but we hate Octolings around here friend.
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Question. Should I stick with standard inkbrush or go for the nouveau?
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>>122676647
>rhyming dead with dead
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>>122677662
Save yourself a lot of pain and go Carbon.
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>>122677662
Drop both, pickup Heavy Splatling.
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so we got a new weapon yesterday, what are we getting on friday then?
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>>122677815
>>122677784
B-but I love my inkbrush...
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>>122677817
Splatfest announce for NA and JP
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>>122677774
I want to rape Marie!
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>>122677908
JP are having theirs this weekend.
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https://youtu.be/_H2INbgLQqA
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>>122677932
>>
Any squads?
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>>122677932
Why? You'd just need to ask nicely.
>>
Will the gals ever have a rate of fire nerf or something? I don't get why rollers needed a nerf but those haven't been touched.
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Which weapon punishes poor aim the most?
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>>122661798
pls dont leave
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>>122678650
Bamboo
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>>122678650
Bamboozler
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>>122677662
Switch to the NZAP
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>>122678015
wow you racist prick
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>>122678975
Well I do like the NZAP too, but the inkbrush kicks so much ass in splat zones.
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So are they going to nerf strength up?

More people uses these than ink res and the ninjas at their peak.
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>>122679293
I only see the benefit of using it with the Boozler and .52
Does Damage up really decrease the time required to charge Chargers and Splatlings?
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>You will never fuck your Inkling
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>>122679673
>You will never be your inkling
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>>122679863
>You will never be your Inkling and fuck yourself
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>>122679541
It decreases the charge needed to splat, not the time needed for a full charge.
It makes all bombs way better, particularly burst bombs, it makes boasters way better.

While it doesn't technically decrease the shots to splat for most guns it effectively does. In this game it is rare to not have bumped into stray ink (which damages you ever so slightly)and strength ups make it so the shot before the splat does 99.9 damage.
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Splatoon is getting special retail space in Japan

http://www.4gamer.net/games/260/G026082/20151118135/
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>>122679863
Spoke too soon
>>122680179
>>
What happened with the guy from last thread who was drawing squids?
>>
For what kind of build is Ninja Squid useful?
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>>122680597
All of them. It lets you move around like a complete ass and never get caught. Works wonders with Ink Resistance.
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>>122680597
Never. It's useless.
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I bet you $5 there will be Splatoon DLC for Mario Kart 8
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>>122680897
pic related

>>122680597
Imo its good on a very small number of weapons. I played against a very very skilled Inkbrush Nouveau on Camp one time, he used 2 Def, 2 Swim, Ninja Squid, and 1 Ink Saver Sub. I dont get why he used ISS, I think Special Saver would be better.
I tried it and it worked amazingly, you have a visible mode, where youre running with your inkbrush, and a 'stealth' mode where youre swimming under the ink with no ripples. Dunno how he dealt with Echo though.
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>>122681314
I'll give Nintendo $5
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>>122680394
dead
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>>122681314
Nintendo doesn't care about MK8 anymore, hope you're ready to pay up anon.
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>>122680897
>>122680948
Was this planned?
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>>122681314
I'd sooner some Squid sisters in Smash.
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>>122658893
Posted this a while ago. I'd say its basically Bumnuggler.
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>>122681531
I would pay all of my money to see Callie punch Mario in the face.
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>>122680597
Inkbrushes. Our competitive elite here endorses it so you know it's good stuff that gives results.
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>>122681531
>>122681893
They become another 'pair' of fighters the same way Ice Climbers are
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>>122682227
so it's not happening because 3ds underpowered
thanks
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>>122682227
They're probably too tall for that, but I'd buy it.
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>>122681370
>>122681938
Good to know, thanks. It was actually a loaded question because I run it on a Krak-On Roller build (considering learning to use Octobrush, though, I've become attached to setting up Beakons), but I was curious to see if anyone would suggest a certain set or playstyle to use it with.
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>>122682515
It's also amazing with the Carbon Roller. Creep up behind an Eliter and eat them before they have time to Kraken.
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>>122682515
I don't really play rollers, but I sometimes use Hero Roller (Vanilla splat roller suction/KW) in /ink/ lobbies, and have been testing it with reasonable success there. I think it's legit on carbon rollers, but not being a big roller guy I don't really know.
>>
>>122681531
I've been vying for this for a while (especially re: >>122682227 this guy's comment), but if the 3DS can't handle it, it probably won't happen. There'll be a shitfit over Nintendo favouring the Wii U version or whatever.

Still, it would actually get me to scrape a year of dust off the game.
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>>122681531
Then they can finally get their revenge against Captain Falcon.
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>Play Splatoon for the first time in months
>Level 39, yet always the lowest level in the lobby
>Hardly anyone takes the offensive, instead opting to defend their side and hide in their own ink
>The majority of the match is spent in the middle of the map, covering each other's ink without getting close enough to kill
>No one on the winning team has 1000+ points, 300 point bonus included
>This repeats for another 4 games

When did the meta get so boring?
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>>122683234
-scarth
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>>122683234
wow scarth is such an autist
but a really fucking good player
-scarth
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>>122680597
It's most useful with weapons that need to be up close to kill.

If anyone ever says it's worthless, and that cold blooded is better for all situations, they're memeing.
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>>122683998
No, swim speed is better.
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>>122684085
But that's not true at all.
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>>122682645
You don't need ninja squid if you're approaching from behind.
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I love you /ink/
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>>122683234
>tfw you will never beat the shit out of anyone from /ink/ irl.
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>>122685010
I'd fuck you up, anon.
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>>122684960
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>>122685118
Last time someone started a fight with me he spent the next five months on crutches.
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>>122685349
B-bumnuggler?
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>>122685482
>he squishes you, just like all the others
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>>122685482
How the fuck? Have I told that story on /ink/ before?
Are you someone I know irl? I really hope none of my friends are /ink/ regulars.
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>>122685349
Last time someone picked a fight with me I got my back wailed on and cried like a little bitch.
I was 7.
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>>122685942
He probably guessed from the way you 'speak.'
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>>122685942
probably from the filename
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>>122685676
>realized bum was the sculpt guy a while ago
>just realized he made /those/ videos
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>>122685942
No, I just guessed based because you always have unique filenames and the use of 'bummed out' in >>122685010
I'm autisticlly good at identifying /ink/ regulars based on their posting style
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>>122685942
Filename and typing voice gave you away.
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>>122686031
>>122686078
>/ink/ is full of detectives who will always know who is posting
>we have transcended namefagging
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>>122686186
I bet you don't know who I am, /ink/.
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>>122686371
Or me.
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>>122686128
>>122686146
>>122686186
I'm relieved none of my real life friends see the things I post, but also very unsettled that people can identify me despite posting anonymously. Either way I really would beat the shit out of you anon.
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>>122686371
-scarth
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>>122686371
Shitter #1

>>122686429
Shitter #2
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>>122686371
Nor I!
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>>122686494
Yes, but my name you fucking bully.
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>>122686683
IAMUSORRY?
PoolClosed?
Jess?
Anon?
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>>122686824
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>>122686824
This was the funniest shit I've read.

Thank you so much for that laugh. Holy shit I can't breathe
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>>122687219
-IamU?
-Jess?
-Anon?
-Pool?
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>>122687331
-holowknite
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>>122686824
>>122687331
god i wish i were jess
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>>122687512
-octotranny
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>>122687470
-any of those 4 too lazy to type
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I don't get it. When I'm in S rank I am usually always the weakest player. But whenever I rank down to A+ it feels like no one is moving, I can get a squad wipe without even noticing.
Why is the skill gap between A+ and S rank so wide?
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Once I eventually get a lan adapter, would anyone be interested in a weapon testing squad? There are a bunch of weapons I wanna try out but TW isn't really appropriate and the test area doesn't have moving targets making it kind of useless.
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>>122687772
The real skill gap is between S and S+.
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>>122687772
No S-

People get carried to A+ in squads
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Holy shit splatling is so good
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>>122688052
Welcome to Splatling hell, anon.
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>clear shot at enemy
>out if ink
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>Forklift always manages to be exactly where I don't want it to be.
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>>122687881
why would s- matter when the current s would just be s-? only thing that'd change would be that s+ would be harder than it is now.
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>>122688973
>s+ would be harder than it is now.

That's the point. And S would be harder than it currently is now.
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>>122689087
sure, but that doesn't address the "issue" of the gap between s and a+.
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>>122686371
I know your an autistic faggot.
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>>122689245
It adds a whole new rank between s and a+

So its A+ to S- to S to S+ instead of an A+ going straight to S.

The skill gap is so wide because you have people who are probably still A+ skill level but can win that one match to get into S. There's no buffer. S is like the old B ranks. A cesspool of the people who are too shit to hit A and some of the good players who had too many off games or couldn't carry
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>>122689657
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>>122689714
how would it change, though? s- would remain the dropping-off point from a+, just like s is. only difference would be that there'd be a third rank to go even higher than initially. it would just make the skill ceiling, in terms of highest possible rank due to the amount of possible points to accumulate, higher.
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>>122690028
Weren't you complaining about A+ being a joke but S being too difficult?

That's because S is filled with people who are close to S+ skill, people who are S, and those that could break past A+ but can't handle S. The S is too dilluted with various skill levels which is what adding S- would fix.

I mean just listen to all the people in /ink/ already who complain about being stuck in A- hell. Imagine if it was like S where it was just A right after B+. A rank would be filled with those A- skill players as well as the A players and the close to A+ players.
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Holy shit, I just noticed that using your special completely refills your tank
I've been playing since launch
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>>122691058
Best abused with Echolocator.
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>>122691058
nice discovery bro
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>>122690539
nah, that wasn't me.
s- wouldn't fix that. it would remain the drop-off. the addition of it would mean that s+'s current meta would split into people above that level and people at the level above s "as intended" - it would have a ripple effect to lower ranks, sure, but wouldn't be as intense, and would probably affect those who bounce between ranks much more than those who hover around the middle.
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Will host a ranked private lobby again
Any weapons, abilities and rank are welcome
We will play a selection of SZ, TC and RM games on any maps. If you don't want a specific map/mode combo, let me know
NNID scarth23
Starting in 10 mins
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>>122691058
better late to the party than never
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>>122691393
hooray
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>>122691393
>S2
Thank god
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>>122691393
Starting up

streaming too
twitch tv/scarth23
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>>122691393
>ranked private lobby
How?
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>>122692414
private lobby with ranked modes
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>>122692414
A private lobby... with ranked modes... Are you an idiot?
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>>122691393
4/8 let me know if I need to accept a FR
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>>122692535
No.. I... am Hank... from.... Nintedome... :^)
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>>122692647
When will you upload a video of triplesquidsucking?
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>>122692809
tomorrow....... :^)
But be sure to study my burst cancelling first!
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>all of these meme men
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Is there anything worse in this game than people camping with chargers or spamming roller swings?
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>>122692601
Sent
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Is there a way we can kick the faggot with the dynamo?
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>>122693648
Is there a way we can kick you?
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>>122693648
>complaining about weapons
>in privates
Git gud faggot
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>>122693648
If you mean Sorry, he's a "regular" which means he's immune from any such logical action, and on top of that people will defend him.
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>>122693648
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>>122693648
now where have i heard this one before
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>>122693830
hmm I wonder
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>>122693780
>using skilless faggot weapons
>in privates
you first.
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>>122682515
I use octobrush & i run Ninja Squid with Swim Speed Ups. I can't begin to describe how great it is to move quickly undetected - especially with chargers when they look for ripples of movement while swimming. It's also useful for evading and punishing Krakens and punishing enemies that push forward into your ink - so it's very good for camping certain areas. You can also use it for times when your team members are firing ink at your opponents (which is always) and you swim undetected through the stream of ink they created and the opponents will be so focused on your teammates that you can splat them before they realize what hit them. So yes, it is definitely worth using.
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>whichever team I'm on loses
why am i so fucking bad
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Lobby is forever full
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>dynamo fag's team always win
>always top frag
>lol i just need to git gud :)))
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/votekick IAMUSORRY!
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We fucked up.
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>>122694426
>he gets blown out twice in a row now
I think you've convinced him to start throwing the games.
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Jesus Christ
>>122694426
>>122694684
Who is the shitposter? Name and shame
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>>122694684
>>122694426
>>122693993
>>122693648
u ok?
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>>122694426
Anyone who thinks it isn't a 1 dimensional win wand is a fool
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>>122694684

uh why? he's one of the nicest dudes on this board
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>>122693962
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>>122694938
He only sympathises with shitters because he is a shitter.

>squidbags after a totally undeserved multikill because muh top skill stick
Yeah, so nice.
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>yfw all this DynamoDrama is just a ploy by Scarth to get everyone to watch his stream
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>always get the worst kd ratio
Will I ever git gud
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>>122695920
we got played
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>>122695162
You are platinum mad sir, If you get styled on by Sorry it's your own damn fault.
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How do we, "get rid of", the Dynamo man.

I'm asking how we remove him from the equation, so to speak.

What we can do to send him on an extended vacation, if you get my drift.
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>>122696047
>it's your fault you got killed by the guy using the easiest weapon in the game
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>>122696428
SORRY switched to the 52 gal?
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joining this lobby was a mistake
ggs
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>>122696483
You have to aim a Gal.
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>>122696562
buddy, you have to aim a post-nerf dynamo wayyyyyy more than you have to aim a 52
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>>122696001
like a fiddle
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>>122696428
It gives him an advantage at best, it's not an instant win. If you're helpless to stop him it's because you're bad.
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>>122696658
I don't think I have seen anything more blatantly wrong posted in this thread.
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Is there any room in the lobby?
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>le ebin suicide Dynamo

I just wanna say that you have the most cowardly and cancerous playstyle, IAMUSORRY.
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>>122696992
It's full right now
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>>122696162
Are you for real?
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>>122696658
This better be a shitpost.
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>>122697012
>>122696162
>>122696428
wouldn't even be surprised if this fag isn't even in the lobby. probably just penta or cloudy shitting up the thread
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>>122696658
>>122696950
give sorry a shooter and watch him get negative kds every round lol
can't believe there's people who actually think the patch did a thing, it's like you don't even play this game
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>>122697186

Why does /ink/ suddenly have a hate boner for IAMUSORRY?
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>>122697329
/ink/ doesn't. I'm sure it's just one autist. Maybe two.
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>>122697028
Ok, I'll go play some turf war until a spot opens up, gotta practice the new bamboolzer anyway.
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>>122697012

Don't forget his cancerous set of clothes.
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>>122697220
Give you a dynamo and watch you do terrible.
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>>122697451
>>122697012
IAMUSORRY, please stop masquerading as salty players.
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>>122697012
>>122697451
Samefag
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>>122697329
/ink/ has hated dynamo faggots since day 1, why the hell should one fag be an exception

>>122697416
>multiple people can't share an opinion
yeah, just like everyone defending him is sorry, right.

>>122697512
i've used a dynamo before, pretty much only in meme lobbies, and it is exactly as easy as one would think
why the hell wouldn't it be lmao
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>>122697186
Epic. Everyone who thinks SORRY plays like a faggot is either Penta or Cloudy.
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>>122697843
>i've used a dynamo before, pretty much only in meme lobbies, and it is exactly as easy as one would think
what's the strategy to it? i can't do too well for it unless i play it like a slow regular roller and hit them directly with the "blade" or when it's right in front with the flick, which makes it a shitty splat roller. how are you supposed to handle it, exactly?
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>>122697512
Not him but I honestly could not use a Dynamo to save my life. The weapon is just too slow for me.
>>
Intense match.
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>complaining about sorry
>not complaining about the epin gals and octoshots that infest the lobby
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>>122698067
give it a few swings and get a feel for the arc. that should take one or two games tops and then you'll be cleaning house like a regular 'ol jap. the only other thing to really know is to never roll unless you need a bridge to an escape route.
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it was sooo close!!!!
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>>122698175
At least they have to aim to fucking get their two/three shoots at me. Hell, I even have more respect for E-Liters (and I FUCKING LOATHE E-Liters) than roller users. At least Chargers actually have to aim to kill me from a mile away.
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>>122668487
I remember this squid from yesterday
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7/8 Scarth lobby
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It's okay, SORRY, I like you and so do many other /ink/lings.
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>>122698775
Is the lobby full?
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>>122697094
I think I phrased that post so it's screamingly obvious that I don't mean a word of what it says. I'm not even playing in the lobby.
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>>122699093
Im sorry, the slot got taken right after I posted that
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>>122699223
That's fine I can wait, Don't have much else to do anyway.
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>>122699120
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but I just assumed you were talking funny about finding a way to counter the dynameme.
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>>122698842
Thank you.
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>>122691393
Sent.
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>>122699417
Keep an eye on the lobby menu, its gonna fill fast when it opens
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I just got a Wii U Splatoon bundle yesterday.
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>>122685942
You said a couple of threads ago that you rage quit while playing this game often... Not that hard to make a likely connection
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GGs Scarth23 lobby, was some fun games!

Not entirely sure what happened in the thread here.
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>>122699120
>I think I phrased that post so it's screamingly obvious that I don't mean a word of what it says.
I can never tell with these people though.
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>>122700427
Congratz anon, remember to use motion controls and play the story first.
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>>122700460
>i don't know why people are upset that i use a weapon that takes no skill
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>>122700460
Ggs man, thanks for coming
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>>122700427
You get to learn japanese as well! Have fun!
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Jesus.
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>>122701012
I've considered this.
wouldn't even mind just learning pronunciation, it's sometimes nice to just give a player a name when playing instead of nip 4.

How do I do this
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Anyone want to squad? The current rotation is amazing.

NNID: Gotta_Be_Blue
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list of /ink/ regulars

bum
iamu
scarth
rainy

any more?
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>>122701536
me and you
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>>122700578
>play the story first
Other than the weapons what is the point in playing the story first?
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>>122700578
I do/did exactly the opposite of those things. What sensitivity is ideal for motion controls?
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>>122701298
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katakana#Table_of_katakana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiragana#Table_of_hiragana

>>122701536
shabu, tia, jess, tim, and sometimes ca more often now
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>>122701298
If you just want to learn the alphabet there are a bunch of apps for that. It'll probably take like a week.
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>>122701861
It's good practice in order to get used to the game's mechanics.
The final boss is also sick
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>>122701536
anon
anonymous
dad
daddy
ホモ
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>>122701937
Depends what weapon you use, it should definitely be below 0 though, unless you have some impossibly good aiming skills.

I use -4, mainly with the Dynamo.
>>
Nobody wants to squad?
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>>122702687

>lower then 0

It's all personal preference anyways but I use max and anything under 4 feels way too sluggish for me.
>>
GGs sailor
>>122698775
>>122698775
>>
Looking for folks with which I might...ink ;-7

But seriously just want people to play with in the future add me.
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>>122703193
ggs scarth senpai
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>>122702397
So is turf war
Single player can help but TW is way better for learn the game
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>>122703120
Using max, damn. That must be like playing an entirely different game, I throw the game pad around a lot. I was under the impression that the majority of players used under 0.

What do other people use for sensitivity?
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>>122701536
I left /feg/ cause of retards biting the bait of metashit just to find retards trying to start shit.
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>>122703250
Gonna add ya when I get home
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>>122703512
The campaign is way more fun than turf war.

>>122703649
>no real replies after half an hour
>"lol why are you trying to start shit"
retard.jpg
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>>122703853
A good chunk of this last part of the thread dumbass.
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>>122703250
Gonna add
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>>122701389
>>122703250
fucking sent chums
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>>122704108
As of at least half an hour ago. Yes, you are the retard, I'm sorry.
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GGs scarth lobby.
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6/8 scarth lobby
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>>122704417
Ggs thanks for playing
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>>122704440
sent ;)
>>
I love rainmaker! Who wants to scrub squad?
NNID:snakesamz
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>>122705643
I'll join. I think I already added you, though. Hold on.
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Well, I'm going to eat. Ggs scarth lobby
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>>122705643

hell yeah
>>
GGs guys, thanks for playing.

>>122704651
Sorry about not accepting, if I close the lobby to accept a FR everyone gets kicked and I have to remake it. I'll try and clear some room for you on my friendlist but its at cap.
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>>122705643
>>122705952
Whenever you set it up, I'm in. I already have you.
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Fun fun games, time to consume and get something worthwhile done.
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>>122702687
I use +3.5 with bamboozler.
Just use whatever you're comfortable with.
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>>122705643
sent brotendo
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>>122706083
thanks for hosting scarth
had fun
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>>122705952
>>122706079
>>122706114
>>122706342
Squad's up nerds.
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>>122706083
I would suck your dick, Scarth.
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>kraken comes at me
>keep it away by shooting at it
>he turns around and flees
>heheh-
>explode
top bullshit.

>tfw none of my friends play splatoon anymore because online its such a fucking piece of shit
I'm glad MHX comes around so I can be freed from this hell
>>
>>122706618
>he would rather fight a lagging deviljho doing a backflip than a mere jap
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>>122706874
I did it already with MH4G :^)
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>RM
Alright squids! Time to see if we can get us an Astro dunk! Anybody got a lobby that's meme enough to give it a shot?

My plan is pretty simple, someone plants a beakon on the pedestal, we pop the bubble, and I superjump after moving through the RM but before the game realizes I've got it. With some luck the game will notice that I've got it mid jump.
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>>122706601
Before anyone tries to say this post was made by the weeb again, that's not me.
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>>122707019
>With some luck the game will notice that I've got it mid jump.
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>>122706618
when's it getting released?
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>>122707242
Do you doubt me? Now that I think about it maybe we should do a squad for this, my connection is worse when we play with nips.
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shit son that was close
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>those 2 krakens going after the RM
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>>122707019
>>122707242
I wanna join just to record this.

Who will host a private lobby? I think it will be impossible in a squad.
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>>122707772
Holy shit, yeah. I'm glad I got the inkstrike and then dunked it. That was an awesome play.
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>>122707830
Someone besides me should host so I won't have too stable a connection, off the top of my head, players I lag with more than usual are Ran and Brade. Slim chance of them being around and wanting to do it but no harm in asking.
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Is a third party lan adapter good enough?
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so sorry for that round i got fucked up
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>>122708297
Seems they don't work for most people. I know mine doesn't.
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>>122708062
Do we have enough people to pull it off?
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>>122708410
You mean they don't work at all or they don't make a difference?
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>>122708436
I guess we really only need two, I can plant a beakon and jump to it, I just need someone else's lobby to lag in.
>>
We need more people, my connetion is to stable. Lemme try putting some stress on the internet.
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thinking of picking this up for christmas

active community?
best way to control?
>>
yeah. dominated. thats what they just got. by me. did you see that sick penta kill? all me. all me. im the best.
>>
>>122709091

yes

pad with motion, but start without motion controls firs imo and then add them so you really understand the difference
>>
Try again, Sorry. I'll open some 1080p videos to fuck things up this time. I doubt it'll work though, the game took a second to give me the RM, just wouldn't let me jump.
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What's the secret to getting long winning streaks?

Nothing I've tried seems to work for more than a couple of matches. Then comes inconsistent results with matches filled with lagging squids.
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>>122709426
First results. Also accidentally switched map.
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ASSSTROOOO DUUUNK!!!!!
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>>122709494

wat
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>>122709086
I'm tellin ya man jam clay into the Ethernet
>>
Man, those last thirty or so points on museum are really hard to push through.
>>
3/4 scrub squad add snakesamz
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>>122703853
Tbh I found the single player easy and boring
>>
Well, maybe it only works on Saltspray, either way I've got a video of it, gonna upload it now.
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I don't think it will work, at least not as long as I am host.
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Any S/S+ players looking to squad? Reply with NNID and rank.
>>
How do I convince my grandma to give me back my wii U?

I'm grounded.
>>
>>122710325

"i'm very sorry for (insert whatever you did here) and i promise i won't do it again, i really love you!"

only applies if she's a nice grandma and not a miserable old cunt
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>>122710325
rape
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>>122710325
You don't fuck up to begin with
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>>122710264

I, the literal GOD Ryack, shall bless you with my presence. You better not be a scrub, for I shall not carry any scrubs under my mighty wing.
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>>122710165
Wait a minute, it did work, how the fuck did I miss that? I even recorded it, here you go.
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>>122710687
HELLS TEETH
>>
>>122710687
Impressed.png
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>>122710687
Can we try for a better angle next time you care to do it again?
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>>122710984
Yeah sure, lets try same map. I'll host now.
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>>122710687
WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
>>
>>122710687
That is cool
>>
>>122710627
I hate twinning because 2 randoms, so we shall wait for 2 more
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>>122710264

I'll squad. Still here?
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>>122710687
>>
Fucking ragequitters. So close to B+.
>>
>>122711308
yep
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>>122710627
- ryack
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>>122710687
wait you can superjump with the rainmaker ???
>>
I guess we do need more people.
>>
two S's

oh god
>>
2 more for Cloudy/Nasz
nnid is Cloud6483

let me know if you sent a request
>>
So what is it when one kid goes running off a couple seconds before everyone else at the start of the match? They're hosting and they've got a shitty connection?
>>
>>122711881
sent :^)
>>
>>122711548
NNID?

add lordmunchy
>>
We need more people, either way here's my view of the time it worked.
https://youtu.be/3t90Yn32wNw
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>>122712304
I can help.
>>
Bum, you have a precious power
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>>122712519
We should try to abuse it in ranked.
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Here you go, superjump insta dunk with a slight hint of invincibility.
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>>122712734
hue
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swappign gear brb
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>>122712734
taking advantage of terrible latency or what the fuck?
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Hey there bum
>>
GG bum
>>
Recommended splatling gear?
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>>122713516
which splatling?
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>>122710687
>sorcery
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holy shit, good last minute plays there guys.
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>>122713751
That was inkredible. I thought we'd never make it.
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>>122713571
Sorry, the one with point sensor and kraken, though I'm not particularly tied to it.
>>
>>122714068
1 run speed+1 swim speed is the bare minimum, rest is whatever you want. deco doesn't really need skills beyond that, rest can be whatever you want. ink saver main is the next best choice.
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Sorry about that squad, I can only carry so hard. I should have known this rank would bring trouble. I can leave if you guys don't like these kind of opponents.
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Oh my god, I need a Sorry emote so bad.
>rm 3 points away on triggerfish
>we get pushed back a bit
>i pick it up
>team mates kill everyone
>[BOOYAH INTENSIFIES]
>I squid a split second too early, straight into the water
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>Finally catch the game with the new map in rotation
>45 minutes to play it
Any squads? I want to play on this thing for once
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>>122704398
I'm sorry to know that you're a fucking retarded dumbass.
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>>122714226
Cheers.
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>>122714323
it'd be better if we had some more range, most of us cant hit 5 feet in front of em. ill grab the dual squelcher or something
>>
where thread
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>>122714879
make one
>>
Gee whiz I sure do love getting killed over and over again by octoshots moving at the speed of moon.
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>>122715363
>>122715363
>>122715363
did i fuck up
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>>122715413
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>>122715567
based hoggit
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