Dota 2 General - /d2g/

le monkey face

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our guy

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

this is the worst qop of pain ive ever seen

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>>122660130
OUR GUYS

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>Doubting Sergey

>>122660170
POO IN THE LOO

https://instagram.com/p/-MQP-NRWPY/

dotards?

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>>122660130
Yes

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

loda and akke need to take the hint and retire.

>akke just walking forward into 5 to cast his shitty ult
should've let a girl play for alliance desu

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When will Alliance disband?

they should invite some black guy from fighting games community to the panel for more diveristy

im sure he deserves it, i mean he IS black and it IS 2015

fuck merlini t b h he can stay home

>>122660205
O(ur) G(uys)

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>choke4

he is the most overrated mid on the earth.

shit draft
shit plays

>>122660127
LEMON KEY FACE

nothing is more satisfying than watching alliance lose. may watching navi lose but watching alliance lose just has some magic to it

Mynuts on full tilt mode

>>122660162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q7RG0D1FRY

>>122660267
how is ur benis doing :DD:D:D:D:

G THEM ALL.

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Based our guy fngshka and god keking Alliance out of this major

R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
E

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NOTICE ME SEMPAI

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R A M P A G E

O U R
U
R

G U Y
U
Y

>LELDA

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>Lil outfarming Lelda

Who's the L-GOD now?


ALSO
RAMPAGE
A
M
P
A
G
E

KILL THEM ALL

>enfeeble on WR
>attacks god the entire fight
>doesnt deal ANY damage until it runs out
lmao

>>122660090
Die scum!

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>get the cool new axe cape
>sell it immediately
>sleep
>wake up
>buy it back
>use the leftovers to buy the necro immortal and a prophet staff
Feels good.
Who else /fiscallyresponsible/ here

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GOD KILLED THEM ALL

GOD IS LITERALLY OUR FUCKING GUY

G-GOD

>sf
>balanced
pick one

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>>122660130

one of the few wc3 dota veterans that isn't washed up

NEVERMORE BETTER

DISMANTLED

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R R R R RAAAMMPPAAAAGEEEEEE

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>pick SF
>win

dotards??

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Our guys are doing it

GOD KILLS THEM ALL!

>>122660162

They lose roughly 30% of the time

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GOD

KILL

THE

MALL

>"it doesn't feel like VP is 12k gold ahead"
>Shadowfiend with his two item advantage 1v4 them

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>>122660090
Loda:
>handsome
>tall
>married
>has children
>turned his hobby into his job
>has money
>successful in his career
>has fans worldwide
>his wife is a model
>recognized as a living legend
>plays as an alpha carry
>lives in the best country on earth
>spends time with his friend and wife, even at work
>travels around the world for his job, visiting places
>gets paid by leading brands to wear their logos

You:
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn
>lele alliance is le back le based russians they win honeypot lans lala abusing imba strats PUTIN PUTIN

I laugh at you. See you at the next TI, losers.

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>>122660185
FNG: Reinhard von Lohengramm
G: Paul von Oberstein
Illidan: Wolfgang Mittermeyer
DK Phobos: Oskar von Reuenthal
Lil: Siegfried Kircheis

You know it's true!

>>122660170
D E S I G N A T E D

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>>122660090
HE'S BALDER
HE'S WEAKER
WHO IS HE
THE SHITTY LODER

is support QoP really the meme you should go for when facing elemination?

ALLIANCE

IS

BACK

IN

THE

DUMPSTER

>>122660406
KIRCHEIS WAS RIGHT

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Sweden?

>>122660405
>your dad will never be a guy who sucks at video games

thank you jesus

G THEM ALL.

VP IS THE ONLY FULL ANIME TEAM.

>>122660405
>has other people's children

lmfao kek

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So dotards can you explain why the screwed male/female ratio at the Frankfurt Major desk?

>>122660228
What a fuccboi gay twink faggot. How thje fuck do relationships work in sweden ?

>loda on suicide watch

G IS A GOD

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>>122660405
based L-god spares no time

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S W E D E N

ALLIANCE IS BACK 4Head

>people thought alliance had a chance

Moment of silence for Ikea.

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Hope Bulldog finally realises his time is over and that he's only le epick reddit Twitch stramer now.

>>122660447
>second pick broodmother
>win

the absolute madman strikes again

>>122660328
>outfarming
>shows a graph where loda has the higher networth

nigga you don't know what the word means

lmao cap

>>122660378

what does it say?

>>122660461

Sexism

Alliance IS BACK
Back to the drawing board

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>Swedes think thy can best superior Slav genes
SHAKING
MY
HEAD
TO
BE
HONEST

>>122660461
no female casters/analysts are any good at what they do and they want to majors to be about quality.

Reminder that Alliance and Unknown finished with the exact same score.

B[A]CK TO TIER 4

AHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

>>122660491
>second pick lich
>lose

s4 draft strikes again

>>122660474

god indians are actually so gross not even le /pol/ meme

if i weren't white and in the situation i am in i would kill myself

>>122660405
I think I'd rather be a virgin NEET than ever EVER put my dick near Kelly Milkies.

Not even joking.

>>122660474
>not s4
ruined

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Who else hating on based anime Russians?

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anime

>>122660406
Then who's Yang?

dead crowd LMAO dotards

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G O D

>>122660497
>the 4th pos visage is 700g behind the carry 30 min in
>L-LODA IS A-AHEAD

>>122660461
Females provide near worthless insight and only good looks which are even more subjective

>>122660185
t. Dragonball z fan, cartoon aimed towards 12 year olds

>>122660527
>they want to majors to be about quality.
>invited kotlguy, zyori and PyrionFlax

>>122660474
should be either shit4 or loda but without cap

>slav trash only win because of team locks
great job valve

>>122660554
>Soma
>hentai
baka desu senpai

Still though, If you told me Alliance would even qualify for a major tournament a few months back I would have told you to kill yourself desu

>>122660405
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn

you have an problems??

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>SWEDEN
>GOOD AT ANYTHING

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fuck Alliance now EG's game is going to start early while I'm stuck at work

VP vs OG

Who's gonna take it?

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>>122660460
>doesnt know how adoption works

Fuck off, bydlo russian redneck.

>>122660556
fy

>>122660554

>average russian "bootcamp"

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>tfw when watching Alliance get destroyed with my wife's son while she is on a business trip to Detroit

is there a feeling more comfy than this family?

>>122660557
>i-its a work day anon
>m-more people are watching online
>p-people get up after games

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I WAS THE WR
WHAT WENT WROOOONG?

How come FNG has the good looks and is good at dota ;_;

could FNG be literally any more of our fucking guy

>fng
>19 years old
>drafter and captain of a relevant team

what happened to this general? we used to have constructive discussions about the game and now we have elementary school tier babbling about reddit and stupid jokes

A R T S I O M
R
T
S
I
O
M

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>>122659932

G O O D
O
O
D

D O T A
O
T
A

A N I M E

>ANIME ANIME ANIME

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>now i get to watch OG get fkicked out as well

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>>122660639

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>>122660587
Time to kill yourself m8.

>ANIME ANIME ANIME
Confirmed our guys

ANIME ANIME ANIME

>*Pum*

there is NO way FNG is heterosexual, his mannerism is just off

A N I M E

N

I

M

E

>>122660634

>literal swedish cück

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Anime anime anime

What did she mean by this?

>>122660645
0 bkbs

>>122660639
shouldn't you be sad that your fellow kekbrother lost this game

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Can the slavs go all the way?

ANIME ANIME ANIME

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F N G
N
G

>>122660639
>my wife's son
so its not your kid?

im still dun know why loda end up with kelly?
is she attractive?

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Where's Adelaide girl?

>>122660645
You should've gone old school with Mek and Force Staff.

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LITERALLY our guys

>>122660461
*skewed
Get your shitpost together m8

A N I M E
N
I
M
E

ANIME ANIME ANIME
LITERALLY OUR GUYS

>>122660694
Fucks Nigger Girls trolls the world.

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BASED FNG
BASED VP
BASED TEAM ANIME

#ISt[A]ndWithAlliance
How could they kill all those swedes

>>122660581
at least those guys can finish a full thought in a sentence. if they had sheever there for example she would just autistically stutter through shit and still be wrong on info

>>122660731
>girl

>>122660640
>>122660557


dotards?

>>122660474
>>122660474
who is the guy on top of loda and the one below ritsu

>>122660190
How is Puppey "washed up"?

are all dota personalities d2g users?

jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera

>>122660719
Probably not, they'll defeat OG and then lose to chinks again

VP LITERALLY confirmed to be our guys

>>122660715
She was asked about 3 words which would describe their team

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>>122660645
>2k damage slardar

idk senpai

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>he thinks dota isn't anime related

>>122660664
D2g is as good as you make it
>>122660701
He's married

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Is she from JAV? What's her name?

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>>122660639

>tfw hanging out with tyrones son while he is upstairs fucking my wife and daughter

feels good to have a happy family :)

>>122660581
If they had replaced those shitters with females or included females just because of muh diversity, I don't see how the quality would improve if not plunging even lower

>>122660740
Any post that criticizes your sexist game is a 'shit' post.
Nice going.

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>>122660639

every time

i fucking love this pasta

>>122660770
DELETE HAMSTER

>synderens suit covered with shit

why is it so hard for dotards to dress like fucking adults?

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>>122660543
>le kelly is ugly meme
On the cover of FHM. Basically scientifically proven to be sexy.

>>122660712
>adoption is cückoldry
Uncultured swine. Back to Mongolia with you, nobody here likes you.

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>go 1-6
>Alliance are good i swear!

why do these analysts keep pushing this shit meme

>tfw I like EG as a team but I HATE all the propaganda around the team

I wish alex garfield and charlie would die

OG and VG are the only likeable teams left

Remember when Deadmau5 ruined TI5.

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>>122660461
Dota is extremely sexist

>>122660781
capitalist
blitz
luminous
james
bruno

are confirmed d2g browsers

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TIME FOR OUR GUYS

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>>122660781
>are all dota personalities d2g users?
>
>jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera

No and the majority of 4chan users despise /v/ and /vg/ as well because you are a bunch of newfags, filthy normies and idiots.

Everyone uses Reddit to post relevant content, read news or get some fresh dramas, not some 3k cancer containment shithole such as d2g.

RIP AUI

USA USA USA

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>>122660405
Reminder

>>122660919
remember when alliance ruined ti3?

>sumail cant even speak english
Burgerkeks support this muslim

i really like Aui
then i backstab him :)

REMINDER THAT PPD OFFERED NOLANS A SPOT ON EG

FUCKING NOLANS COULVE BEEN A TI5 CHAMPION EASILY

LMAO

>>122660894
redeye doesn't play dota

cap is just an alliance dick rider since TI3

>AUI APPEARING IN A VID THAT BOOTED HIM.
C U C K .

>>122660894
When did the analysts ever say anything even remotely close to: "This team is shit, they do not belong among the rest of the teams here."

>>122660938
Holy shit is PPD a Pokemon trainer or something?

>>122660926

>finely tuned gameplay

Literally the worst part of the post

>Soylent

pfahahAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>122660170
Memes sure are getting stale in here.

>>122660910
>tfw you can't prevent yourself from taking the contrarian viewpoint

I just hate that other people can have the same opinion as me why can't I feel more unique ;__;

>>122661016
>a team with nolans
>getting past the first round

>>122660969
Thats right Ivan, you will never have your daughter congratulate you on winning something.
You will always be a forever alone loser.

>>122660973
hello newfriend


ti3 is still the gold standard for all dota tournaments, and the final was definitely great

>aui

awkward

#FuckAui

Why the fuck is AUI in the video?

>>122660883

i think i puked in my mouth a lot.

>>122660894
The organization behind EG and Leliance organize VIP receptions and get togethers with all the casters and relevant people in the indeustry and supply free alcohol, hardware, sometimes even money for 'services', good atmosphere etc
That's how it works.

>>122660917
>not rooting for our guys VP
>implying OG are our guys

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>>122660969
>daughter from another guy doesn't even call his step dad daddy

>>122661016
they would have lost with nolan

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>xbox: I'm taking ARS-ART and 2 baseball bats
>xbox: we are going to visit english casters tonight

What's the meaning of this?

TEAM REDDIT IS ABOUT TO PLAY

PROCEED WITH CAUTION AS WE ARE BEING FLOODED WITH REDDITORS

>Whole subreddits
PPD created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
EG created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilGeniuses/

>Current rooster
PPD -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ppd17
RTZ -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ArteezyArteezy
sumail -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Suma1L
fear -> https://www.reddit.com/user/fear
uiverse -> https://www.reddit.com/user/DisneyFan01

>Most memorable recent players
aui_2000 -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Aui_2000
mason -> https://www.reddit.com/user/iceQueen97

>Other EG personalities
alex garfield (owner) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ottersareneat
charlie (sumail personal tutor) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/charlieyang
incontrol (eg mascot) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/EG_iNcontroLRC

I wish the team(particularly Illidan) would be more stable without the throwing and overextending. If then, VP would be easily one of the top teams

>DAC WAS LIKE A TI.
AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS.

>>122661016
>implying EG would have been able to carry him

>>122661105
>calling Mason reddit
baka

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>>122660781
Most likely yes

>>122661103
Google "big anal insertion".

>>122661109
Pretty much this.
I'd love to see them actually win a major tournament

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That's some c.uckvideo right there

I wonder what Aui is thinking sitting at home in his blanket while everyone else is playing Frankfurt

>>122661105
>on a usual day 10/25 posts of the frontpage are about team secret
>0 for EG
>le secret not le reddit team

top kek

>>122661096
loda and kelly aren't married yet though
so he's not her stepdad

>IT WAS UNIVERSE ALL ALONG

U G O D
G
O
D

>>122661105
We might as well call team tumblr our guys WTF

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I'm so proud of you PPD. You're an inspiration

>>122661071
>your daughter
Ayy lmao

She's not his daughter
She's not thinking of him as her father either
She calls him "loda" instead of "dad"

>>122661110
>bigger prize pool than TI3
>implying it wasn't
EG will also win this tournament btw senpai
all those honeypot lans will soon taste sour

>not getting goose bumps

>>122661173
It's hard to imagine being salty with 7 million dollars in your account but I bet he is.

>it's a disAAAAAsta

every time

reminder that EG will win the major

>>122661174
hello reddit

>>122661105
>fear
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/9x61w/i_am_straight_my_boyfriend_smokes_marijuana_is/
So that's why he always looks so apathetic

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the swede butthurt in this threat is palpable, on another note i'm not a fan of EG but Universe is a really cool guy, and he's been keep it together for years now

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>>122661103
xbox is mega salty chinese and english casters leave when the games end and russki panel talks for another 30 minutes

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>>122660929
see
>>122661145

and

>>122661226
Genuinely feeling good for fear right now.

>>122661187
>we will return stronger

HAHAHAHHAHA! top cu.ck

Fuck these backstabbing keks
Aui ;_;

>>122661138
who?

THET JUST KEEP SHOWING AUI

ROFL

>we would have never won with anyone else.
Artour...

>I went to disneyland

lmao universe

>I don't think we could have won it with anyone else
ayyy

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Casting desk confirmed to shitpost in this thread at all times

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>aui on the EG video

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But I want to play some games, not watch doturd crap...

Are you fucking serious, Kelly has a kid and Loda is the step dad?

Holy fuck that's so kek, I'd understand doing this if the girl was 10/10, but really Loda?

>awkwardness intensifies

>>122661072

nah, it was memetastic but they played shit dota tbqhwy.

It's a good thing inflated prizepools weeded out the shitters in just a couple years.

wow you can just see the regret in PPD eyes picking up RTZ

>>122661138
Everyone in NAdota is obsessed with Reddit.

Just like everyone here is.

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Why was Aui let go?

>be Indian
>win dota
>going to Disneyland after

it's like a totally unrelated series of traits, like he was rolled on an RPG chart by a random character generator

>>122661306
rtz will never win a ti hes cursed

aui is still a better 4 than fear tbqh

Where did Aui go?

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>>122661187
Our guy Loda is cute, cute!

>everyone on our team think this is best for us
fuk ppd

>>122661145
>recaptioned footage of ld doing team profiles for red bull

what the fuck is this

>>122661047
That's actually not my point?

I still like them I'm still bothered by all the drama videos they're producing.
It's like when they take a UK show and bring it in the US and turn the sarcasm into overly dramatic bs. I'm not mad because it went to another country, I'm mad because it went to shit.

Just like the video now playing actually

>>122660639
At this point, I doubt even niggers lives Detroit

ALERT

EG AND SECRET ARE BOTH REDDIT

IF YOU SUPPORT EITHER TEAM PLEASE LEAVE

>>122660185
>they're the kind of people who think that only the old stuff's good
KEK

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>>122661276
also

>>122661226
>being a fag

>no Aui

>>122661230
>7 million
how the fuck do you figure that?

after taxes and team fees he couldnt have broken 1 million from TI5

>>122660894
yeah getting 2-0d by ehome and mineski was fucking pathetic

>THat universe smile at the end

Every time

>>122661350

An inability to communicate properly and a need to question every decision ppd made

>>122661368
hownew.ru

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They kick aui for the babyrage who will lose the game later on

Aui was a god of position 4.

Honestly think PPD's ego prevented him from admitting how good of a support Aui was in that blog.

This is like a semi-mindfuck movie, where it makes a change in the last third and you realize Aui is the protagonist.

wtf

>>122661357

top 2 na

>>122661372
that's not a remotely comparable situation la

>>122661329
I would assume that it has something to do with Loda being Swedish and all

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>>122661105
>DisneyFan01

>>122661378
How come all the good and likeable teams are reddit? Who am I supposed to root for?

>>122661276
Hi Sheever
Post feet pls :)

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>>122660130
ANIME ANIME ANIME

OUR GUYS

i really hope cdec can win in next match

>>122661413
obviously, its really to bad, they could have won the majors without artour

>>122661391
Of course ayesee is our guy! I knew it all along.
I miss him.

>all these russians praising VP

FUCK OFF BACK TO MONGOLIA
Nobody wants you here. 4chan hates russians.

>>122660665
Artiom, no need for a t

>>122661378
I hate Eternal Autistic Shitstain pillowdoll fucking retard Envy but love Puppan

Send help

>>122661413
>Plays well on a certain patch with small pool
>GOD OF POSITION 4!!!

>>122661431
vp
vega
cdec
korean or japanese teams

>>122661408
very. now link it.

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>you will never slap Jess' ass
Why actually live

>>122661378
original Secret was reddit.

>>122661439

they have a great chance. i think they really wanna beat EG after ti5 and rtz will fuck everything up

>>122661431

Vega

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>>122661368

>>122661431
vp

>>122661275
whats xbox analysis like?

>aui is unironically top 2 NA now because of ritsu being kicked

ayy

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I'm hyped for this shit

The first important match for EG against a good team

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>>122661105

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Just stopping by because I heard people were doubting me here. I know you wouldn't doubt me would you /d2g/?

>show a long ass movie
>still couldnt get the players prepared for the match in that time

>>122661496
she has no chest

i wonder if they had to be in the same room with aui for that at any point, how awkward

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>>122661490
Thanks but no thanks. I'll stick with our guy.

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>>122661496

>>122661421
idk I was looking for an analogy and that's the only one that came to my mind

I mean look at free to play, it's also a cryfest and it's annoying. Sure they struggled to get here but I want to see them optimistic and dreaming about their futures, not pessimistic and talking about their pasts

Idk senpai

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SWNL

>>122661496
>electronic sports interviewer "picture portfolio"
Muh 50/50 equality
KEK

>Aui kicked
BibleThump desu senpai

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>games without PPD

>>122661496
Bottom is missing.

>nahaz

muted at the speed of light

>>122661496
>>122661534

Shame about the face too.

>>122660941
Then why don't you stay there, fucking cancer?

>>122661504
based shekel man. how can people even hate him

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>>122661496

>implying jess has an ass

ireland pls

>>122661467

How about Russia conquers Sweden and deports Swedes to Mongolia, or maybe SEA to find monkies.

>>122661378

>not rooting for based puppey

??

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>just to make things more fun

>>122661502
EG already beat them with RTZ though?

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>>122661467

kill yourself swede

t. france

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Holy Shit what was that

>>122661546
thats not fng

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>>122661579

L M F A O nahaz voice HOLY SHIT

Is Nahaz dying? what the fuck was that lmao

>>122661378
Sorry for you nigga but I like PPD and Puppey.

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Did Kurtis "Aui_2000" Ling misplay?

>Alan
HA HA TIME TO MUTE THE STREAM

>>122661571
wait a minute, when I type t b h it gets changed to desu? thats no fun, when did this happen? I cant funpost like this

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>CDEC vs EG
>Secret vs VG
>Both of these series will be played today

I don't remember the last time when upper bracket wasn't complete shit in a major tournament

game 2 when??

someone post the wbem where EG miss all the spells

>swedes put in their place once again

when will you c.ucks finally just give up on dota once and for all and leave us in peace?

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>>122661590
>/v/ermin calls me cancer

The irony.

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>>122661579
Are you a broodmother?

>>122661413
Since AuI left, PPD share of team gold went from 9% to 11% not even joking

why do they keep letting nahaz on stage. why do they keep ignoring how fucking shit he is
>>122661518
>le reddit spy
how about you stay there

I really hope Agressif and the boys can take down the soulless burgers

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>No more pinoys
>No more peru

Yeah this major sucks now

>>122661391
>tfw aysee isn't be there to hype up hammer drops and sabre rattles this major
why live

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>>122661608
>pepe in rome

who's that with the throat cancer

Are the analysts really hyping the shit out of VP because they won against Alliance of all teams?

>>122660813
>He's married
Proof???

>>122660405
Loda can do so much better.

Why did he marry a 6 at best?