>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122660090
>you will never be PPDs friend
n0tail the god
OG OUR GUYS.
Who can stop EG?
nth for ppd and artour
>CDEC getting BTFO by EG
>again
Is Fear the best dota 2 player the world has ever seen?
>>122664653
lol
why is this allowed?
tony didn't deserve this
I feel sorry for aggressif
>>122664626
>Being surprised that there's nobody at a big stadium
>Right after they found more bombs this morning
You're not really smart, are you?
THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE AT THE EVENT LMFAO!
WEREN'T THE TICKETS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE?
LOL
O
L
>>122664653
>>122664654
These animes are alright.
f a m
Saving strats was real
The honeypot lan meme was real
Based ppd trashing these chinks
looks like eg is taking a ritsu over everyone
>>122664654
artour is akari because Chinatsu is the worst girl and a complete bitch so it's obviously PPD.
>csgo majors
>500k viewers
>Dota majors
>150k viewers
lmao
Where's Lelouch to celebrate the timber pick
>>122664653
>>122664653
>>122664436
You won't get a big crowd unless it is in USA during TI, Peru or Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRay9MJkrbg
have a cute webm /d2g/
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122664737
Who's this blonde animu? And where the fuck is Adelaide girl?
>>122664793
I don't like cats
>>122664780
my laptop is in for repairs, I don't have any of my images ;_;
Friendly reminder that Fear is a robot sent from the future to destroy Dota2.
>>122664654
Please stop posting my wife without permission
>>122664786
Good joke. This isn't a honeypot LAN, you know?
>>122664846
>>122664809
Adelaides been banned..
>>122664768
Here is the (You) you so desperately crave
LD's EG bias is really annoying. I want EG to win but still...
Is Love Live the official d2g anime?
>>122664893
how is demon so swole
What are you lads eating while watching dota?
pic related greatest snack food ever
>EG 2-0s everyone
>while receiving the trophy Ritsu enters the room with a kalashnikov
>Fear tackles him and subdues him until polizei arrives
>USA saves esports and Frankfurt
>>122664895
holy shit this some guy from /d2g/ drew this
-- OFFICIAL CASTER RATING --
Good Tier:
Synderen
Cap
Blitz
OK Tier:
LD
Tobi
Merlini
Purge
Bad Tier:
Everyone else
.
.
.
.
.
Absolute garbage Tier:
ODPixel
>>122664923
He drinks RedBull every day.
IM LITERALLY AT THE EVENT RIGHT NOW
THERE IS ALMOST NO ONE HERE LMFAOO
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS DEAD
PIC RELATED
>>122664793
t-thanks
>>122664846
don't believe him, he is telling lies!
>>122664915
>>122664915
Fuck off
>>122664672
Probably, he might not be the best but he's the perfect player. Incredibly consistent and versatile, good at everything he does and is a leadership figure.
Is there a single dota player with a proper beard?
>>122664974
I'm Maki.
>>122664912
>track dota
muh nigguh
>>122664934
beef jerkey + oj
>>122664912
>trusts Chinese numbers
lmao
>>122664960
>Be terrorist
>See this
What do?
>>122664934
Water and Crackers
>>122665009
yeah, Loda
>>122664943
Tobi to good
LD to "eh" tier
Done
>0 - 5 Ember
>no BF 32 Minutes in
JUST LIKE MY PUBS.
>>122664974
Me centre right.
>>122664934
leftovers and good tea/hot chocolate
>32 min no battlefury on ember
who let the 2k shitters in this tourney? FUCK OFF SHITTERS!
>>122664915
>liking badIm@s
>>122664960
Germany to busy welcoming in refugees
>tusk most farmed on the team
This is how you know you have issues
>>122664719
The tickets are literally F R E E
>>122665048
lel
>>122664974
centre left is me
>>122664974
Me on the left
aa and ember can still carry this game
VALVE MIGHT AS WELL CANCEL THE NEXT 2 MAJORS RIGHT NOW
LITERALLY NO ONE HERE EVEN THOUGH THE TICKETS ARE FREE
>>122665140
don't post my waifu
>>122664960
>free to enter
literally no one at the event
>>122665127
But im@s is literally badim@s.
NOT TAKING THE BAIT
>>122664974
me second from the right
>>122664943
-- OFFICIAL CASTER RATING --
Good Tier:
Synderen
Winter
Tobi
Blitz
OK Tier:
LD
Merlini
ODPixel
Cap
Purge
Bad Tier:
Everyone else
>>122665140
>Posting anime
This is how everyone knows you have issues
>CDICK
>>122665205
quite an embarrassment honestly to be quite honest family, glad i quit this shitfest of a game 8 months ago and only come here during esports to shitpost
max comfy mode
JESUS CHRIST MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
SOMEONE SEND HELP
>>122664974
me taking the pic
>>122664974
left to right is
adelaide, hobart, perth, brisbane, auckland, melbourne, wellington, canberra
>>122665205
just host it in first world countries or overpopulated shitholes.
Shiki...
>>122664960
germans are too busy to watch some nerds playing a childrens videogame
what anime general is this?
>>122665246
Nice try, Owen.
>>122665050
I used to like Tobi, but I honestly cannot stand his accent anymore.
>>122665279
Valve is extremely out of touch with what their esports require.
Only they would make a major with an empty stadium.
>>122665279
>Quit playing 8 month ago
>Still watching doto
???
SHIKI IS SO SHIIIT REEEEEEEEEEE
Holy fuck dota died so fast
This thread is dead
Venue is empty
Game is dead
What happened
>>122665292
idk if its just because you can only see the top half of her face but thats a manly fucking face right there.
That bod is redic tho
>>122665378
It's backed by Valve but it's still an ESL event. Blame them. Valve's own tournament is usually at least half full when good teams are playing.
>>122665279
14 months here and still stronk
>>122665328
>>122665395
What the fuck was he doing during the rosh fight? Standing so RTZ could club him?
>>122664938
>Sumail uses the chaos to detonate his snackbar bombs
>>122665292
**weeo weeeo*
dickambulance personel here, whats the injury
Shiki
more like Shiti
>>122665407
dead game that only third worlders play
>>122665392
where do you think we are?
>>122665407
It's fucking Wednesday afternoon in Germany.
>>122665407
Valve's insane greed and laziness.
Golden age of this game was 2 years ago.
sick bantz being thrown
>>122665407
Valve happened.
>>122665501
>Swedenshitter
>that passive aggressive Blitz.
lmao.
lmao I was watching the alliance vs vp game on youtube gaming without realising it wasnt live for 30 min, didnt understand what anyone was talking about in this thread
youtube gaming sure is chill
>>122665407
Jews did this desu
BLITZ
our man
>>122665392
Watching since first TI, played 3 games
>>122665292
>cosplaying some thing that covers your face
probably a butterface to be quite honest
>>122665501
this desu
Valve's laziness put me off the game.
>>122665463
This one is my waif. You can post her though.
>>122664960
MAXIMUM OVER-16,28%
>>122665613
>>122665392
>>122665279
>Streamshitters
LAGARGENSE DE AQUI REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When are non reddit teams playing?
>LD DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE
LMAO
>blitz and ld shittalking eachother again
kek
CAN BLITZ EVER RECOVER FROM THIS BANTER?
holy fuck these casters are autistic.
>>122665205
Stop hosting in muslim infested countries and maybe people will show up
>>122665501
hello alliance fan
>>122664960
Post pics, faggot.
O U R J E W
U
R
J
E
W
FIRING THE SHOTS
OUR ETERNAL GUY
What did LD mean by that?
What the fuck is LD even saying at this point
>>122665715
>>122665557
Na'Vi fan actually
zzzzz
>LD
OUR GOY
>>122665420
>>122665619
Here's what she looks like
>>122665407
I can only wonder how much better it would be if Blizzard was the one developing DotA 2.
We wouldn't need to put up with bootleg versions of wc3 models either,
>>122665686
Secret after this match.
what is LD even talking about hes just spouting shit
>>122665743
>Handovertheshekelsgoyimhandovertheshekelsgoyim
https://twitter.com/LDdota/status/666982607268282373
what did LD say
Why the fuck isn't this ending yet?
>Game so boring even the casters don't want to talk about it
>>122665774
>blizzard
a lot worse, it'd be completely dead and soulless like everything else blizzard has done for the last few years
Does LD think this isn't being broadcast?
>>122665779
Didn't answer my question
>>122665828
>tfw my gf has tiny tits
the rest of her is p nice but god damn i want some tits to play with boys
>>122665774
>blizzard
>better
>wonder how much better
>HEROES OF THE STORM
You don't have to wonder nigga, they literally made their own version and its 10x fucking worse.
>>122665854
To be fair almost no one is watching and those who still are probably aren't paying attention. I had to rewind after I noticed in the thread something had happened.
>>122665501
Tbqh i think the gameplay evolved much beyond and the game is much more fun to watch/play, but the lack of support from valve is just fucking bullshit
>>122665790
so just like every LD cast?
>>122665828
she looks NEET asf to be honest.
like the type of neet girl who would just want to fuck all day lmfao
>>122665806
HOLY FUCK THIS EMBER IS SO USELESS.
>>122665806
So Tobi really is our guy...
>>122665736
HE DIDN'T EVEN HURT BY THE INSULT WE THROW AT HIM. INSTEAD HE JUST LAUGH AT IT?
HOW WE DO EVEN DEFEAT THIS JEW?
>>122665774
>be better if blizzard was making it
>blizzard, who hasnt made a decent game or expac for a game since 2009
i sure hope this is bait my man
CDEC need to stop stalling for game 2, jesus
GG finally. Boring game. Call me when Secret plays.
>>122665836
>>122665883
at least blizzard actually advertises their games....
you have to admit that lack of boring autist shit like lasthitting would really help out the game 2
>>122665828
cute to be honest family
>>122665836
>completely dead and soulless like everything else blizzard has done for the last few years
How is LotV anyway?
Remember that slavs care about the viewers and make it entertaining.
This is a shitfest
is tobi the drow poster?
You know that Axe immortal that some compendium owners got?
I got it and I do not have a compendium.
What the fuck is going on.
>>122665806
>boobs.gif
I chuckled
How do I watch the stream without lagging?
secret is a great team no doubt but you cannot deny that EG, especially rtz and sumail are best farmers in the world. these faggots will find farm out of thin ass and im not talking about just this game
dk without his ult is so useless, MY SIDES.
>>122665981
back to lol fags, please, nobody is grabbing your shit baits here.
What the fucking is LD on?
Nothing he says makes any sense.
>>122665981
here's your (you)
>>122665828
Dat Axilla
Arteezy's puzzled face as he walked out of the booth, must have been searching for the crowd
>secret struggles against pinoys
>EG bodies CDEC like np
signs of a non-honeypot lan
mfw people think aui > rtz
>>122666056
turn off hardware acceleration in your browser
>>122665828
Good God I NEED to breed this woman
>>122665870
>tfw gf is a nice girl but not that attractive
>think about turning down a girl that would make a wonderful wife just because our sex is meh
Damn, I have issues
>>122665981
So remove the economy game of dota? Alright anon sounds like a great idea maybe you might be interested in Overthrow.
Is Nahaz dying?
>>122665992
>~120 k players online
>>122665992
shit story, unlike dota 2
>actually playing multiplayer
clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick or lasthit - 20 second wait- lasthit - 20 second wait- lasthit - 20 second wait- lasthit - 20 second wait- lasthit - 20 second wait- lasthit - 20 second wait, repeat for 1 hour, your choice
>>122664923
he had been going to the gym and drinking protein shakes since the dota 2 days where there was no ranked and you basically 5 stacked
with hilger and co
HAHAHA WHY IS HE STILL THERE
WHY IS NAHAZ EVEN FUCKING THERE HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>122666112
I hope so
>>122665981
actually dota started sucking when valve started catering to faggots like you
They still let him talk
What the fuck
>>122666109
>he wants a wife
top kek
>>122665992
LotV was literally already dead before release
just listening to nahaz makes me want to cough
Is nahaz dying?
any anime shitter that says OG aren't our guys are not true anime bros.
>>122666110
ignore lolfags and pots players, those fuckers are here just to troll since forever. we have been beating their arguments to death and they keep coming so just ignore them.
Nahaz sounds like he had a big dick up his throat all night, what the hell
>236 games
>most played hero is beastmaster with 15 games
>like 20 heroes ive never played
how many games till i get good
>>122666169
hopefully
2ez
2ez
2ez4rtz
>>122665981
yea and csgo should be chargers only 16k starting every round yes?
>>122665992
The pace of multiplayer games are faster than what it was in HotS.
Protoss campaign is fun, epilogue campaign is fucking stupid.
If you are talking about number of player, it is a fucking RTS.
>>122666109
post pics
>>122666160
>LotV was literally already dead before release
so just like dota then
at least starcraft has good visuals
>>122665828
good lord
>>122666103
I don't know i think Aui is the better support.
>>122666172
>OG
>Our guys
>Nolan the Reddit posterboy
>Fly the Jew
NAHAZ PLS GO.
122666245
No
>>122666223
you need at least a 1000 games to git gud, and thats if youre a natural
@22666245
how does this work?
>>122666223
Good? Never. Decent? 1000 more games at least
@122666245
here you go bro
>>122666238
>chargers only
yes
>16k starting every round
no
>>122666103
aui is a better support than fear and fear is a less skilled but more stable carry than rtz
>>122666346
fuck off
>>122666245
take your pathetic (you)s
@>>122666245
sent :^)
Seriously tho
Tobi really need to get laid.
>>122666259
>i dont know i think
>>122666223
Never
Stop playing and look for something fun
Alternatively, play enough to understand whats going on in a competitive match and watch esports now and then
Dragon Knight is so fucking awful
Even with like 8k worth of items he does 100 damage per swing and 1500 hp.
I'd rather have 3 catapults per siege wave than a fucking dragonshitter.
>>122666402
You fucked up
>>122664768
ESL Cologne actually broke 1 million to be honest.
CDEC IS ONE GOOD MID AWAY FROM TI6.
>>122666338
>>122666312
>>122666285
please
>>122666402
>>122666387
thanks
nahaz is literally dying
>>122665870
>>122665910
>>122665984
>>122666091
>>122666109
>>122666253
You morons realize that she is literally the type of girl to only fuck a dude with a big penis? she looks like a fucking slut like most cosplayers, and she's not even that attractive so she has to cosplay a niche game and not a game like street fighter with sexy female characters
>>122666470
They got completely outplayed and baited most teamfights
>>122666373
How the fuck is Arteezy not stable.
It's easy to be stable when Fear hasn't been required to actually carry a game since Demon was on EG.
>barely breaking into your forties
>voice is gone
>hair is all white
is nahaz the worst esports desk guy ever?
When will Tobi find love?
>>122666502
how unfortunate :^)
>>122665965
Zyklone B
He just keeps talking. It never ends.
le dying man face
>>122666539
you realize i dont care if a girl is a slut, as long as shes decent looking and a good lay im down for a hook up
>muh pure waifu
fuck off autist
Nahaz is literally dying and still talking about doto. Is he autistic?
122666486
here u go desu
>>122666539
i have big pienis :D
>>122666582
>asks him
what
I think Nahaz is okay desu.
>>122666548
stop posting rtz you should be prepping for your game vs secret
Is Nahaz actually dying or is this some stupid meme?
>>122666413
His fawning over cosplayers is the most cringeworthy part of the Dota 2 scene imo, even more than Jacky Lmao
>>122666445
Hes a pusher, hes built to push towers with one or 2 items and end games fast. hes not supposed to fight late game heroes, if you want to talk strategy at least have an idea of what you are talking about. d2g is such a shit place to be honest, only lolfags and pots browse here now. no understanding of the at all. and you fucks still talk shit about reddit.
>>122666615
you're a faggot
Nahaz is scraping my ears
Nahaz is literally our guy desu
Fear is so fucking good really.
>>122666707
>enjoying sex with women makes you a faggot
ok senpai
>>122666373
Retard alert.
PPD is going to get cocky, give CDEC Lina and lose game 2. Mark my words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLq10XnW86s
lmao
>>122665806
>lightblue backgrounded sven reading newspaper
literally out guy
>>122666635
do you not understand what you are doing to me
BREHS
I wonder what aui is going to do when EG wins the major and all the majors for that matter
>>122666068
refresher orb needs to become core :^)
>>122666798
>3DPD
F U C K O F F
>>122666764
fkeking ABELIST
calling the cops atm you better be using a vpn or u r FUCKD
>Trophy is eaglehorn
>Booths set up to look like hyperstone
>>122666646
Where is his testosterone? He doesn't have it!
>>122666806
continue to be irrelevant
literally anyone who could play naga/techies could have stood in for him at TI tbqh
>>122666798
7/10 desu senpai. Would bang.
Buckle up
@122666790
Get fucked kiddo
>>122666798
top sideboob
Casters and analysts should be required to be AT LEAST 5.5k to cover tourneys.
>>122666607
Our Guy finally on the panel
>>122666798
LOL SHES FUCKING TINY HER TORSO LINES UP WITH THE DOOR KNOB
>>122665205
Maybe people don't want to risk lining up if they won't be guaranteed entry. ..
>>122666910
here have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9ghmgqoyc
Wow I love listening to this old man who is about to die to throat cancer
>>122666942
HOLY SHIT
>>122666798
>3dpd
yeah fuck off normie
>>122666942
My own tiny meepo just for myself, can store her in a big travel bag and take her wherever I want and use as a cute portable fucktoy
Hmmmm
>>122666974
TOGETHER WE MUST SAVE OUR SICK NAHAZ TOGETHER
>>122666969
>6969
nice digits friend
You can see Merlini fucking die slowly on the inside every second he has to listen to Nahaz talk.
>>122666942
?
she's a meepo m8
>>122666942
looks like that second room is 2-3 inches higher than the floor she is standing on
still short though
>tfw gf is 5'2"
>tfw throwing her around like a toy in bed
feels fucking good
>>122666640
Tyrone please go.
There no MAHVELS here
>>122665709
>implying
>>122666798
MY ACTUAL COCK
>>122667026
NOT WHILE SPEAKING LIKE THAT
LOL
>ppd choosing to let CDEC first pick to throw them off
A MASTER RUSEMAN
>Sorry about the voice guys, combination of airplane air and euro hotel room with no AC :(
>>122666942
the realization made my dick diamond hard. Imagine picking her up and throwing her around while she screams at the top of her lungs with my cock hitting up her cervix
>SF Doom
Yeah this games over already EG won
alright if EG really doesn't fear cdec's tusk anymore then what the fuck do they have left?
lolz
Oh hey look it's the same first picks and bans as every other game this patch!
>>122667093
I said, get in the fucking bag.
>>122666646
He wants to be a beta provider for some whore who's hit the wall and is done with the cock carousel.
>>122666769
Haha meme
>>122666942
need to breed eVEN HARDER
PLEASE
>>122667121
>Sorry about the voice guys
>Too busy sucking cocks :(
>Secret vs Vici Gaming
who will win?
Goodkind R34 when
@122666993
whats wrong with denying the upvotes?
>>122666769
Wow bro, tell me the result of VG vs Secret.
>>122667026
Hmmmm
>>122667216
Our guys
>>122667187
Low test.
>>122667121
forgiven, based Our Guy
>>122667145
>my cock hitting up her cervix
you've read too many doujins m8
>>122667187
bit disappointed
she was like at least 2 points hotter in the first pic
>>122667216
secret will never lose
>>122667156
kek
>>122667145
based doujin animeNEETvirgin
WHAT THE FUCK
NEED
SCREENCAPS PLEASE
MY DICK
>that WR
>Dat crotch zoom
>>122667145
Actually if you did hit her cervixit would be extremely painful
>>122666769
Like pottery are you a wizard
>nahaz still allowed to be on the desk
>>122667275
Don't be such a buzzkill
>>122667275
The average length dick reaches the average "depth" cervix
Girls just usually don't like it much, try pushing your bellybutton in.My wife fucking loves it
Why the fuck don't they kick nahaz off this panel? He's going full old Snake here.
>spaghetti zooms in on the cooch
>instantly changes the feed
>>122667187
lol she has literal man legs/feet
she just looks neet asf family
>shut it down!! they can see the empty seats!!
>>122667121
cant stop giggling at it
>>122667275
its possible but you need like 8 inch cock min
and no girl enjoys it, it hurts like fuck
>>122665407
Everyone moved back to Heroes of Newerth
:^)
>Le EG saving strats meme
>Just picking the same heroes they always do
>fear switches to support
>2 months later he's getting respect bans, enabling EG to get Sf Doom openers
but guys, EG had only won Ti because of the bans on aui, right? right?
>>122667216
Guess who will never lose
>>122667342
TO STEAL
>>122667452
Aui did the same thing
>>122667342
That's a male hero, wtf boner?
>>122665292
Top Tier Midriff
>>122667332
She's cute. That crowd tho. They really overestimated the draw of this event.
>>122667432
>naked tiny wasnt new
>invoker sumail wasnt new
>sumail timber wasnt new
fuck off retard
>>122667350
No it isn't t. grill
>>122667452
eg won because rtz will never win a ti
ever
EVER
>people called this team white
Also you'll never win with that kind of posture.
>>122667275
no anon I've been with girls that tiny, and it does happen with a slightly above than average cock. They have to like a bit of pain tho or they'll just end up screaming and kicking your face
>>122667413
it's usually just mildly uncomfortable
ODDSHOT PLS
>>122667472
I think that was his point
>>122667187
Dude she is a fucking slut.
Look at this "rubick" cossplay, she has sucked so many dicks its on her breath forever.
What did the camera guy mean by this?
>>122667497
cute? you're fucking kidding right? her face looks fucking horrible. that skin. ew.
>>122667507
sumails used timber 3 times already this tournament and rtz already went naked tiny
Who's dick did Nahaz suck that he hasn't been thrown off the panel yet? Holy fuck.
>>122667520
hello retard
>>122667432
why would they unveil their strats when they are in the upper bracket?
Why is no one merciful enough to end Nahaz' suffering?
>>122667509
You're abig girl
Reminder that CDEC has NEVER won a LAN.
>>122667497
>They really overestimated the draw of this event.
It's during work hours on a weekday
>epic ayylmaouj lady
WOw :)
>>122667497
But really who would attend an event in the middle of the afternoon do they think people have no school, no jobs, no rsponsibilities?
Currently I am shitposting from work but I need to physically be here for the cumulated 30 minutes I am actually needed for the day.
>>122667379
>tfw after dating a submissive/masochistic girl for a few months even good sex with normie girls is boring as fuck
>>122667452
What's a respect ban? Respecting the other player so much as to not ban his favourite hero?
>>122667542
But sluts are the best... ?
>>122667513
>Sitting with one of your legs up the seat
Why the fuck do people do this?
>>122667542
>those veins
lol whaT the FUck
>>122667570
D O S I A
O
S
I
A
>tfw all goofy slav names never make it to big teams
>>122667542
I'm ok with that
>>122667507
>A mid player having a pocket Invoker
You're not really a mid player if you can't play that hero
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>122667550
trap
>>122667513
Is putting a leg on your seat so your knee sticks out a meme among proplayers or why are so many of them doing it it's not comfy at all
>>122667550
He wanted to say that he knows where he vagina is.
>>122667509
so you enjoy it?
>>122667674
>go quas wex with a value point in exort
>fucking untouchable because you're always 100% HP and if anyone tries to touch you just alacrity and cold snap and shit all over them.
>>122667645
Because they're skinny chinks wheres you amerifats with your tree trunks can't do it
>>122667452
>fear respect ban
>banning the two most op heroes
>>122667709
It is if you aren't 300 pounds you fat nerd
>>122667653
has dosia sudoku'd yet? he hasn't been relevant since 2013
>>122667709
Just something fat people will never understand
all of agressifs heroes are gone what will he do now?
>>122667542
Sluts are the best. It's the twenty-first century, unless you're backwards, theres no shame.
>>122667509
when did you started taking estrogen?
has your dick been cut off already?
>>122667602
They did
what happened to nahaz?
did they force him to pull off the mask?
>>122667675
>Bane damage comparable to Timber
Christ
>>122667795
New meta,
>MMRstealer
>>122667709
>not comfy at all
maybe if you're a fat fuck
LIFE
TO
STEAL
kek CDEC has given up
>winstealer
AHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Lifestealer
CDEC lost.
>CDEC run out of time and random
>lifestealer
top lel
>memestealer
GG, Cdec gave up
YES MASTA
LIFESTEALER
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
>n'aix
WTF NEW HERO!?! PogChamp PogChamp
>LIFESTEALER PICKED
LIFESTEALER PICKED
>>122667709
>>122667645
Looks like something that would give them Godz tier posture.
>NAIX
Lmao baka desu
If EG loses this I will never have any respect for them.
>Lifestealer
muh rares
gg go to game 3
>>122667709
>>122667645
White people man, baka
NAIX
A
I
X
TOP
FUCKING
BANTZ
I SCRAMBLE
The chinks have lost it
Any other team run Lifestealer than Alliance before?
happening
blitz btfo
>Lifestealer
PPD has broken CDEC ...again
OUR FUCKING JEW
>>122667772
same shit for aui at TI
nice bantz gents
BIG DICK BLITZ
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>LD
When did Dota get so BANTZ?
>>122667772
>bane
OP
>>122667856
>>>/reddit/
>2016
>naix
>gk
Lifestealer manages to fuck up at -1:03
>yfw there's more people in /d2g/ than this """""""audience"""""""
GET IN THE DAMN ANCIENT SHINJI
Blitz is getting blown the fuck up by LD
SAVAGES
Go EG ! You can do it !
>>122667935
>bane isn't op
>>122667709
its anime
https://youtu.be/R9Fkun2UKhQ?t=6m47s
>>122665828
>>122667934
I kinda like that LD is being unscrupulous but I still wish his bants was more clever.
>>122667980
these gifs are so fucking autistic
If Shiki still manages to play like shit with his "Signature Hero" how low would you rate him?
>>122667513
>>122667645
Chink here, I think that position is comfortable but I usually sit Indian style. I only sit like that when I watch something since I can rest my arms and head on my knee
>agressif lifestealer
PREPARE FOR INFINITE BOUNTY-NAIX BOMBS
>>122667743
I only pretend to enjoy sex so that the guy buys me dinner afterwards
>naix has fallen so far from TI3 meta that he is now a literal meme joke pick and guaranteed loss
Who will they even use to naix bomb? Visage birds?
>>122667994
damn what a little slut
>>122667994
>those pancake tits
ABORT ABORT
>>122666665
so close to >>122666666
wut
I wanted to see RTZ play doom
Naix lol
cogs->force gg
>>122667994
I SEE NIPPLE
MODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>122667831
It's not that I have trouble doing it, I'm around 150-160 american weight units but I get really tired of having my leg up after a couple minutes
Maybe I need a better chair
>>122667636
No, you respect his skill on the hero so much, you ban when otherwise you wouldn't. Kinda like old Na'vi, Pudge was a joke hero, but if you were playing against Na'vi, you sometimes banned Pudge as a "respect ban" since Dendi on him was actually a monster.
BAGGED AND TAGGED
Shikis Lina set is swell as hell
>>122667994
that little slut i knew it
>>122667994
sauce and moar
>visage and bh going on clock
>camera switches on midlane
>>122668081
you can't get repeating digits on /vg/ that aren't 0
but you wouldn't know that because you're probably some redditor who only comes here to shitpost during esports hour xd
>Arteezy "I always throw as SF" Babaev SF
>>122667994
cosplayers are awful people
also delete this
>>122667994
Source please
>>122667994
>Face of a 10 year old boy
LOLDA
>>122667994
r-rubick....
>lifestealer pick
>>122668192
>implying you still wouldn't tap that
>implying you wouldn't tap that even harder
>>122667617
>Those shittacule rolls
kek
>>122668037
It's from tumblr, what did you expect?
>>122668296
waht in the actual fuck is that and how does that happen
>>122668296
this makes me extremely uncomfortable
>>122667994
>tfw you blow your load on her tits but forget to cast another spell and she blows a load back on you
So Arteezy has successfully taken the place of Sumail in the mid lane of what is going on ?
>>122668356
... how do you think it happened?
I mean it's pretty obvious
>>122668328
Why are you posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet?
>>122668439
sucking dick?
>>122667994
>tfw this is what every girl is like now
>tfw pure waifus no longer exist
i want to die
>>122668439
Expain to me, I'm a dummy
>>122667994
>>122668439
Giving blowjobs?
>>122668519
Man
>>122668506
>wanting a pure waifu
ill never understand this
WOW LD, HE'S GOING HAM ON BLITZ.
>>122668386
its amazing how Sumail gets forced into the safelane on heroes hes never played because rtz s ego is acting up.
CONVERT DOOM BACK TO 6.79
>le bullying jew face
nice game related commentary dotards
>muh genitals
I actually know a guy who can't ride a bike.
I don't understand
>>122668519
>invoker_dota_2_female
I beg to differ
>>122668176
I always throw as SF in pubs*
>>122668353
POLINA~
>>122668506
Might as well take some sluts to the grave with you and make the world a better place
Post more cosplay sluts I need to fap during esports
Stop bullying Blitz!
>>122668519
MAN
FACE
>>122668579
>tits aren't game related
>>122668353
who is this semen demon
>shiki can only play Lina
>ppd dont ban Lina
should have pick cm
>>122668506
they never existed you dumb fuck
>>122668506
>every girl you know either has a bikini instagram or artsy fartsy b/w naked photoshoot
What a time to be alive
>>122668519
dropped like its hot
>>122668579
nice bicycle balls, inwalker
>>122668648
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK THE WHAT
>>122668648
What the fuck is wrong with her?
Aghs doom now upgrades all creep abilities
what are the aghs upgrades?
>>122668648
>>122668519
>invoker_going_offlane
>>122668617
ENDURANCE RUN
>>122668648
;_;
Yeah Fear's the best 4 position in the world
>>122668648
what teh actual fuck
>>122668648
NOT AGAIN
>>122668648
>filename
>>122668648
fug, is that her lung?
>>122668507
>>122668708
>>122668706
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/miracle-girl-born-heart-outside-6744161
>>122668648
What if everybody was born with their hearts outside of their ribcages?
>>122668617
warning: lewd inside
>>122668648
Uncomfortable but also sadness
>>122668648
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AND WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
>>122668706
>>122668708
>>122668754
birth defect, heart and a bit of intesine outside her body. diaphragm all fucked too.
>>122668648
STOP
CAUGHING
YOJU SHIT
AAAAAAA
So is this what we have become?
We don't even discuss the e-sport anymore.
>>122668617
>>122668793
how is this a miracle?
>>122668519
Funnik?
>>122668648
>>122668796
>fall down
>die
Sound gr8 m8
>>122668793
That has nothing to do with that pic, are you retarded?
>>122668830
Why the fuck would they even let her live that long?
>>122668858
not when bad teams play
>>122668909
because parents tend to try and force hopeless causes too long when it comes to their children
see: you
>>122668617
>>122668858
EGWINSLOL
what else to say
>>122668870
Miracles by their definition are meaningless, only what can happen does happen.
>>122668648
what the fuck
>>122668858
hey this aint sc2 general yet its fine
>>122668993
tips fedora
>>122668858
This set is boring
why does PPD always think he can beat Shiki's Lina?
>>122668953
holy fucking shit
>>122669018
Come back when australia wakes up
What if devouring creeps gave Doom their current mana pool in a buff so that that mana can only be used for creep abilities?
shiki lina = super alchemist
>>122668894
>>122668894
That was a missclick. So sorry anon I hope I didn't upset you.
>>122668953
#rekt
>>122668961
why do female dota cosplayers always look distinctly NEET?
they always look slightly unfeminine
A G R E S S I F
that toggling
GOD DAMN
HOLY FUCK AGGRESSIF.
>EEGEE
>Burgerclapistan
>>122669107
You did, but I accept your apologies
THESE FUCKING TOGGLES
Arteezy is Anakin and Sumail is Luke
THE ARMLET TOGGLES
so this... is the power of arteezy.... incredible......
Someone post THE FUCKING WEBM.
>>122669132
ebin meme man xddd
AGRESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
>>122669132
DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS YOU STUPID FUCK
AGRESSIF DOTA
FUCKING BUDDHA GUY AND SHITKI LINA
Reminder that according to d2g it is impossible to armlet toggle with urn on you
what a GOD
MASSIF
>>122666769
ROFL PPD
>Hacks toggle on
>>122669138
rtz said it himself
you're kinda anti social if you're into this game
GOD
DAYUM
I was hoping EG could win at least one match without losing a game.
>>122669132
It's really simple.
1. Uninstall Fallshit 4.
2. Install New Vegas
agressif is a fucking god
IF THIS SHOOZEFEST GOES TO GAME 3 I AM GOING TO DETONATE SUMAIL PERSONALLY
INSHALLAH
China has been generous
That armlet toggling AGRESIIIIF.
>>122669186
>>122669174
>>122669158
the amount of 2k in d2g baka
>>122666769
>>122669138
Actual 10/10 girls don't spend all their times playing videogames and making costumes to receive attention from sweaty nerds in videogames conventions.
>>122669067
I stayed awake just to shitpost you cunt wound
How do people toggles like this
sm.h i always fuck up that shit
>>122669184
its like pottery
FUCKING AGGRESIF LMAO
I missed Alliance vs VP
What happened?
LIFE STEALER ALL UP IN EG'S ANUS.
>>122668648
>lifestealer trying to get out.webm
>>122669224
The mastermind wants to show everyone he can beat Shiki Lina.
OUTPLAYED
>>122669260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH9iKpM-fk
BASED
>unironically losing to naix
uh
America?
cdec pls win
pls win
FUCK DAGER
>EG being dismantled by a memepick
*giggles*
VP/OG fans
The loser of this plays the winner of VP vs OG.
Who would you rather your team played?
>>122668617
i need to breed wicked WR
>>122669224
They can't. PPD needs to see how a team wins so he can stop them from doing that. Isn't it clear? He wants to be sure he can win if they meet in the final.
>>122669184
That makes Fear Old Ben
Where has this hero been for so long? It looks so good but everyone has said it's shit for so long that people just believe it.
>>122669138
Some people are born good looking, some people are not. Wow the madness.
>>122669360
everyone likes N0tail here so OG.
>>122669281
yeah but there are cosplayers who cosplay normie games and are legit 10s
although i guess that answers my question, the girls who are 10s probably use normie games as an excuse to dress like sluts
>>122669336
They already unironically lost to carry venge, losing to naix is small time tbqh
>>122668953
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>122669321
c.ucklliance has left the buliding
>>122669321
Alliance got dumpstered
>>122669360
EG, we save CDEC for the finals.
>>122669270
Plebs who echo caster sentiments are always trenchlords.
>Let's give Shiki the only hero he is good at
another brilliant move from Peter "PPD" Dager, truly a master drafter
>>122668953
jesus m8 he had a family
Should've just picked wraith king or something
Lifestealers not a hero
>>122669408
stop posting soe she's disgusting as fuck
>>122669360
I'm rooting for our guysthe anime slavs
>GO 1V4 AGAINST ARTEEZY
>LETS CLUMP UP SO WE CAN GET ALL RAZED
AMAZING
CDEC IN FLAMES
>>122669412
you coudlnt find a more unrelated picture to cossplaying 10s could you
>referencing starcraft
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my tiny 20 apm mobaby brain can't handle the inferiority!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Only RTZ isn't throwing on EG
>>122668830
fixable?
t. aryan defender
>>122669360
As a vp fan, I'd rather play CDEC. I think EG are the better team.
>>122669408
who is this jizz wiz?
>cUck Sumail by giving him a safelane hero hes never played that he cant carry with
>lose
peotry
>>122669469
Lifestealer is actually just tickling him, it's a serious problem.
>>122669408
thank you for your valuable insight faggot
>>122668953
LOLOL #shrekt! straight to r/4chan with this one mates ;)))) thanks for the karma
>>122669364
I want to cum on her tummy
>>122669412
I'd rather fuck any of the good dota cosplays posted in this thread before that ugly bonerkiller you posted
thanks now I can focus on the game I guess
>>122669501
the intestines probably, the heart probably not
>>122668953
holy shit nigger
>>122668953
ayyyyyy
>>122669569
>liking low estrogen beta women
DOUBTING
Are cdec throwing this
Why the fuck would you requiem there
fucking RTC
>>122669630
Ron Jeremy
...
Hey!
you weren't doubting right?
Arteezy positions to requiem a 9s BKB lina?
SHIKI IS SO FUCKING TRASH.
>>122669640
You are the kind of boring faggot that gets triggered by short hair on girls aren't you
>>122669630
me
>EG vs. Secret finals
I could do this for 3 majors how about you guys
>yfw Secret EG final
>ruskeks and chinks btfo
holy shit if RTZ isn't playing shit EG is unbeatable, he's just got way to many playmakers around him
gg go next series
>>122668953
bruh
>>122669696
Faith in PPD's swap?
>>122669698
>>122669731
Come on people this is the one thing you don't meme about.
>>122669760
godTZ
>>122668648
daily reminder this is an indian girl
POO IN THE LOO
or get birth defects
>>122669814
i'm serious.. you should masturbate to me~
>>122669716
its literally a zoning ultimate
no meme
>>122669716
>>122669696
It was a requiem making sure the rest of the team doesn't close in to save lina u dolt
get back to your 2k shitter games boys, why even watch if you don't understand it?
>>122669712
>watch rtz perspective
>all those missed razes, cancelled tps etc
>i literally could do his job at least this game
dotards?
>The state of Artour doubters in this thread
>>122669484
how i feel about it too
pretty cringe everytime desu
>>122669852
brehs...........
Nahaz sounds like Clinkz
>>122669712
bass is for shitters universe, hopefully judging the rest of your setup you play an actual instrument dude
>>122669839
russian actually
trying to raise money on kikestarter to get treatment in the US
>>122669845
ok Ron
Buckle up
Quit posting pictures of sexy women
>Picking Lifestealer
For what purpose
>Lan
>packet loss
uuuh dotards?
>>122669852
>womanly
>fat
Ok
>>122669867
Sure you could buddy
>>122669935
It's actually more obnoxious than anime posting
>PACKET LOSS ON LAN
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>packet loss again at a LAN
uhhhh, dotards?
>>122669938
ppd broke them again
>>122669912
It looks like he's just posing with it
I wouldn't be surprised if he can't play an instrument at all
>>122669852
this one looks more like a real woman than what you posted >>122665292
those legs look like she has never done exercise in her life, one thing is having curves, another having an ugly figure
>>122669409
fuck off faggot
>n0lans fans reading comprehension
>>122669979
Germany?
>>122669867
you'd choke
just like artour
Kappa
>yuro infrastructure
s m h t b h f a m
>>122669961
You consider that fat?
DOTA 2 GENERAL
>>122669961
>fertile
>fat
you're a fucking moron
>>122669852
>those saggy tits
>>122669987
>Trying to blame Murka for Yuropoor incompetence.
>whiff doom and bkb
>pause
Mastermind.
Guys, I've been deaf since birth.
I just want to know this, what does centaur ultimate sound like?
>>122668378
>>122670026
He's a notail hater you retard
>>122669935
no
>>122669573
Because we can't transplant hearts right
>>122669995
This just looks so fucking wrong
>>122670095
Thanks senpai
>>122670050
thickness is one thing
ugly jawline and saggy tits are another
>>122669995
hmmmm
>>122669995
>this girl makes $1500 per week on patreon
>>122669961
if you call that fat, what do you call yourself?
>>122670090
(You)
holy shit why is d2g so bad today?
are we getting raided by reddit?
ladies and gentlemen, your TI5 champions, the best team in the world
Shiki is actual fucking horse shit.
lifestealer is shit
sad to see the better players lose
>doubting
>Picking lifestealer
Lifestealer is so fucking useless
>>122669995
would be perfect in diapers to be honest family
>>122670239
eg is playing
>>122669969
ye im literally 100% sure i could play exactly like he is right now and i am a 4k shitter
i tried watching his perspective to maybe learn soemthing but there is nothing to learn, he does the most basic sf shit
im not saying i am as good as him becuas ei know i am not on different hereos, i could however do what he did this whole game thats how i win my pubs, the exact same way literally
>>122670050
>fertility
>bodyfat
>cheeseburgers make your eggs good
The city of burgerclapistan
>pick lifestealer
>lose
>>122670181
>>122669995
>15 image photo set featuring some fun voyeur/out door panty flashing and a more up close view of my lingerie POV style (guest starring my BF’s hands). click the pic to get it!
>my BF
AHAHAHAHHA
Patreonkeks on suicide watch
>>122670179
>>122670181
she doesn't even get naked why the fuck would you give her money for non nude photos
can ppd kill servants
PETER IS A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
I just don't get it, how can people like LD? He's absolutely repulsive, why does he keep getting these casting gigs, he turns me off of any game hes casting. I hope someone else is casting VG vs Secret
>implying cdec wont come back from the lower bracket and win this major
lmfao
>>122669630
anri
>>122670276
>better players
>got cornered into picking shitstealer
2ez4ppd
>pick LS
>lose
wew lad didn't see that coming
OH MY GOD FEAR WITHT AHT CLUTCH
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>>122670131
its a placement thing. Transplanting a heart in and out is one thing, but god know show all the plumbing is set up in that fuck up
Kinda scared for secret now, EG is looking damn good...
>>122670329
you probably rather see your women in robes and burkas
>letting Arteezy get Shadow Fiend
these chinks are dumb as hell
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
TRACK
KILLS
LMAO THAT GOLD CHANGE
>PPD hitting the barracks
He did not want to go for throne there.
WHAT THE FUCK EG ?
322
SEE DICK USFAILURE USFAILURE
>>122670328
>>122670161
...more please
>EG throwing to Lifestealer
>>122670161
Best Luna
rofl
THE GREAT AMERICAN THROW
>amerishits think they can win vs Secret when playing like this
yeah eg fucking lost
L M A O
M A O L
A O L M
O L M A
FUG :D
>>122670339
>not wanting to pay 1000$ to see this girl try it with TWO bananas
>>122670448
It would only be a good game if both teams are playing at their best
U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A
>>122670507
>>122670507
>>122670507
NEW THREAD
Who cares CDEC is still going to lose
nice Eg tried to throw even this
they can't tho, literally if they just throw bodies to the throne they win
lmao 8000 GOLD POINTS
oh my god eg PLEASE
>the islamic caliphate of america
UNIVERSE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Universe is the best player, there is just no question about it.
>>122670339
why would you give your money for that shit in the first place even if she was nude
fucking hell, same with the fucking kuks who sub to streamers
>america just wins with the next fight
nice shitposting la
this cancer just wont die
Even tier 1 team dota is just nothing but stupid mistakes. This is sad.
CAN ANYBODY STOP THIS TEAM?
this is what happens when you buff easy heroes, shit players like ppd get to play dota as if they were on the level of aggressif
>>122670675
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumail's haircut is not /fa/
Does Nahaz have cancer? Did God actually listen to my prayers?
Is Nahaz dying? Good riddance
>eating while watching
>camera switches to redeyes disgusting oldguy face
thanks now i lost my appetite
>>122670781
>pick good heroes
>enemy picks bad heroes
>win
its not faaaaaaaaaaaair :(
>>122670675
be honest d2gulag
which hero would you like to subject to treatment like that?
>>122670818
desu m8, change in voice pitch is one of the first sings of lung cancer
t.medfag
"EZ 2-0" - PPD
>>122670914
how the fuck did i write desu. i wanted desu
>be ppd
>have rtz on team
>can blame any bad mistake on artour
lamo
What did PPD say about artours decision?
>>122669995
Am I the only one who saw this?
>>122668186
>>122668561
>TKE
Of course he's in a pleb-tier fraternity.