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>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122653525
le monkey face
our guy
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
this is the worst qop of pain ive ever seen
>>122660130
OUR GUYS
>Doubting Sergey
>>122660170
POO IN THE LOO
https://instagram.com/p/-MQP-NRWPY/
dotards?
>>122660130
Yes
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
loda and akke need to take the hint and retire.
>akke just walking forward into 5 to cast his shitty ult
should've let a girl play for alliance desu
When will Alliance disband?
they should invite some black guy from fighting games community to the panel for more diveristy
im sure he deserves it, i mean he IS black and it IS 2015
fuck merlini t b h he can stay home
>>122660205
O(ur) G(uys)
>choke4
he is the most overrated mid on the earth.
shit draft
shit plays
>>122660127
LEMON KEY FACE
nothing is more satisfying than watching alliance lose. may watching navi lose but watching alliance lose just has some magic to it
Mynuts on full tilt mode
>>122660162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q7RG0D1FRY
>>122660267
how is ur benis doing :DD:D:D:D:
G THEM ALL.
Based our guy fngshka and god keking Alliance out of this major
R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
E
NOTICE ME SEMPAI
R A M P A G E
O U R
U
R
G U Y
U
Y
>LELDA
>Lil outfarming Lelda
Who's the L-GOD now?
ALSO
RAMPAGE
A
M
P
A
G
E
KILL THEM ALL
>enfeeble on WR
>attacks god the entire fight
>doesnt deal ANY damage until it runs out
lmao
>>122660090
Die scum!
>get the cool new axe cape
>sell it immediately
>sleep
>wake up
>buy it back
>use the leftovers to buy the necro immortal and a prophet staff
Feels good.
Who else /fiscallyresponsible/ here
GOD KILLED THEM ALL
GOD IS LITERALLY OUR FUCKING GUY
G-GOD
>sf
>balanced
pick one
>>122660130
one of the few wc3 dota veterans that isn't washed up
NEVERMORE BETTER
DISMANTLED
R R R R RAAAMMPPAAAAGEEEEEE
>pick SF
>win
dotards??
Our guys are doing it
GOD KILLS THEM ALL!
>>122660162
They lose roughly 30% of the time
GOD
KILL
THE
MALL
>"it doesn't feel like VP is 12k gold ahead"
>Shadowfiend with his two item advantage 1v4 them
>>122660090
Loda:
>handsome
>tall
>married
>has children
>turned his hobby into his job
>has money
>successful in his career
>has fans worldwide
>his wife is a model
>recognized as a living legend
>plays as an alpha carry
>lives in the best country on earth
>spends time with his friend and wife, even at work
>travels around the world for his job, visiting places
>gets paid by leading brands to wear their logos
You:
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn
>lele alliance is le back le based russians they win honeypot lans lala abusing imba strats PUTIN PUTIN
I laugh at you. See you at the next TI, losers.
>>122660185
FNG: Reinhard von Lohengramm
G: Paul von Oberstein
Illidan: Wolfgang Mittermeyer
DK Phobos: Oskar von Reuenthal
Lil: Siegfried Kircheis
You know it's true!
>>122660170
D E S I G N A T E D
>>122660090
HE'S BALDER
HE'S WEAKER
WHO IS HE
THE SHITTY LODER
is support QoP really the meme you should go for when facing elemination?
ALLIANCE
IS
BACK
IN
THE
DUMPSTER
>>122660406
KIRCHEIS WAS RIGHT
Sweden?
>>122660405
>your dad will never be a guy who sucks at video games
thank you jesus
G THEM ALL.
VP IS THE ONLY FULL ANIME TEAM.
>>122660405
>has other people's children
lmfao kek
So dotards can you explain why the screwed male/female ratio at the Frankfurt Major desk?
>>122660228
What a fuccboi gay twink faggot. How thje fuck do relationships work in sweden ?
>loda on suicide watch
G IS A GOD
>>122660405
based L-god spares no time
S W E D E N
ALLIANCE IS BACK 4Head
>people thought alliance had a chance
Moment of silence for Ikea.
Hope Bulldog finally realises his time is over and that he's only le epick reddit Twitch stramer now.
>>122660447
>second pick broodmother
>win
the absolute madman strikes again
>>122660328
>outfarming
>shows a graph where loda has the higher networth
nigga you don't know what the word means
lmao cap
>>122660378
what does it say?
>>122660461
Sexism
Alliance IS BACKBack to the drawing board
>Swedes think thy can best superior Slav genes
SHAKING
MY
HEAD
TO
BE
HONEST
>>122660461
no female casters/analysts are any good at what they do and they want to majors to be about quality.
Reminder that Alliance and Unknown finished with the exact same score.
B[A]CK TO TIER 4
AHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
>>122660491
>second pick lich
>lose
s4 draft strikes again
>>122660474
god indians are actually so gross not even le /pol/ meme
if i weren't white and in the situation i am in i would kill myself
>>122660405
I think I'd rather be a virgin NEET than ever EVER put my dick near Kelly Milkies.
Not even joking.
>>122660474
>not s4
ruined
Who else hating on based anime Russians?
anime
>>122660406
Then who's Yang?
dead crowd LMAO dotards
G O D
>>122660497
>the 4th pos visage is 700g behind the carry 30 min in
>L-LODA IS A-AHEAD
>>122660461
Females provide near worthless insight and only good looks which are even more subjective
>>122660185
t. Dragonball z fan, cartoon aimed towards 12 year olds
>>122660527
>they want to majors to be about quality.
>invited kotlguy, zyori and PyrionFlax
>>122660474
should be either shit4 or loda but without cap
>slav trash only win because of team locks
great job valve
>>122660554
>Soma
>hentai
baka desu senpai
Still though, If you told me Alliance would even qualify for a major tournament a few months back I would have told you to kill yourself desu
>>122660405
>shitposting on /vg/ while masturbating to shemale porn
you have an problems??
>SWEDEN
>GOOD AT ANYTHING
fuck Alliance now EG's game is going to start early while I'm stuck at work
VP vs OG
Who's gonna take it?
>>122660460
>doesnt know how adoption works
Fuck off, bydlo russian redneck.
>>122660554
>average russian "bootcamp"
>tfw when watching Alliance get destroyed with my wife's son while she is on a business trip to Detroit
is there a feeling more comfy than this family?
>>122660557
>i-its a work day anon
>m-more people are watching online
>p-people get up after games
I WAS THE WR
WHAT WENT WROOOONG?
How come FNG has the good looks and is good at dota ;_;
could FNG be literally any more of our fucking guy
>fng
>19 years old
>drafter and captain of a relevant team
what happened to this general? we used to have constructive discussions about the game and now we have elementary school tier babbling about reddit and stupid jokes
A R T S I O M
R
T
S
I
O
M
G O O D
O
O
D
D O T A
O
T
A
A N I M E
>ANIME ANIME ANIME
>now i get to watch OG get fkicked out as well
>>122660639
>>122660587
Time to kill yourself m8.
>ANIME ANIME ANIME
Confirmed our guys
ANIME ANIME ANIME
>*Pum*
there is NO way FNG is heterosexual, his mannerism is just off
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
>>122660634
>literal swedish cück
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Anime anime anime
What did she mean by this?
>>122660645
0 bkbs
>>122660639
shouldn't you be sad that your fellow kekbrother lost this game
Can the slavs go all the way?
ANIME ANIME ANIME
F N G
N
G
>>122660639
>my wife's son
so its not your kid?
im still dun know why loda end up with kelly?
is she attractive?
Where's Adelaide girl?
>>122660645
You should've gone old school with Mek and Force Staff.
LITERALLY our guys
>>122660461
*skewed
Get your shitpost together m8
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
ANIME ANIME ANIME
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
>>122660694
Fucks Nigger Girls trolls the world.
BASED FNG
BASED VP
BASED TEAM ANIME
#ISt[A]ndWithAlliance
How could they kill all those swedes
>>122660581
at least those guys can finish a full thought in a sentence. if they had sheever there for example she would just autistically stutter through shit and still be wrong on info
>>122660731
>girl
>>122660640
>>122660557
dotards?
>>122660474
>>122660474
who is the guy on top of loda and the one below ritsu
>>122660190
How is Puppey "washed up"?
are all dota personalities d2g users?
jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera
>>122660719
Probably not, they'll defeat OG and then lose to chinks again
VP LITERALLY confirmed to be our guys
>>122660715
She was asked about 3 words which would describe their team
>>122660645
>2k damage slardar
idk senpai
>he thinks dota isn't anime related
>>122660664
D2g is as good as you make it
>>122660701
He's married
Is she from JAV? What's her name?
>>122660639
>tfw hanging out with tyrones son while he is upstairs fucking my wife and daughter
feels good to have a happy family :)
>>122660581
If they had replaced those shitters with females or included females just because of muh diversity, I don't see how the quality would improve if not plunging even lower
>>122660740
Any post that criticizes your sexist game is a 'shit' post.
Nice going.
>>122660639
every time
i fucking love this pasta
>>122660770
DELETE HAMSTER
>synderens suit covered with shit
why is it so hard for dotards to dress like fucking adults?
>>122660543
>le kelly is ugly meme
On the cover of FHM. Basically scientifically proven to be sexy.
>>122660712
>adoption is cückoldry
Uncultured swine. Back to Mongolia with you, nobody here likes you.
>go 1-6
>Alliance are good i swear!
why do these analysts keep pushing this shit meme
>tfw I like EG as a team but I HATE all the propaganda around the team
I wish alex garfield and charlie would die
OG and VG are the only likeable teams left
Remember when Deadmau5 ruined TI5.
>>122660461
Dota is extremely sexist
>>122660781
capitalist
blitz
luminous
james
bruno
are confirmed d2g browsers
TIME FOR OUR GUYS
>>122660781
>are all dota personalities d2g users?
>
>jesus christ it's like they are shitposting directly into the camera
No and the majority of 4chan users despise /v/ and /vg/ as well because you are a bunch of newfags, filthy normies and idiots.
Everyone uses Reddit to post relevant content, read news or get some fresh dramas, not some 3k cancer containment shithole such as d2g.
RIP AUI
USA USA USA
>>122660405
Reminder
>>122660919
remember when alliance ruined ti3?
>sumail cant even speak english
Burgerkeks support this muslim
i really like Aui
then i backstab him :)
REMINDER THAT PPD OFFERED NOLANS A SPOT ON EG
FUCKING NOLANS COULVE BEEN A TI5 CHAMPION EASILY
LMAO
>>122660894
redeye doesn't play dota
cap is just an alliance dick rider since TI3
>AUI APPEARING IN A VID THAT BOOTED HIM.
C U C K .
>>122660894
When did the analysts ever say anything even remotely close to: "This team is shit, they do not belong among the rest of the teams here."
>>122660938
Holy shit is PPD a Pokemon trainer or something?
>>122660926
>finely tuned gameplay
Literally the worst part of the post
>Soylent
pfahahAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>122660170
Memes sure are getting stale in here.
>>122660910
>tfw you can't prevent yourself from taking the contrarian viewpoint
I just hate that other people can have the same opinion as me why can't I feel more unique ;__;
>>122661016
>a team with nolans
>getting past the first round
>>122660969
Thats right Ivan, you will never have your daughter congratulate you on winning something.
You will always be a forever alone loser.
>>122660973
hello newfriend
ti3 is still the gold standard for all dota tournaments, and the final was definitely great
>aui
awkward
#FuckAui
Why the fuck is AUI in the video?
>>122660883
i think i puked in my mouth a lot.
>>122660894
The organization behind EG and Leliance organize VIP receptions and get togethers with all the casters and relevant people in the indeustry and supply free alcohol, hardware, sometimes even money for 'services', good atmosphere etc
That's how it works.
>>122660917
>not rooting for our guys VP
>implying OG are our guys
>>122660969
>daughter from another guy doesn't even call his step dad daddy
>>122661016
they would have lost with nolan
>xbox: I'm taking ARS-ART and 2 baseball bats
>xbox: we are going to visit english casters tonight
What's the meaning of this?
TEAM REDDIT IS ABOUT TO PLAY
PROCEED WITH CAUTION AS WE ARE BEING FLOODED WITH REDDITORS
>Whole subreddits
PPD created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
EG created Subreddit -> https://www.reddit.com/r/EvilGeniuses/
>Current rooster
PPD -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ppd17
RTZ -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ArteezyArteezy
sumail -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Suma1L
fear -> https://www.reddit.com/user/fear
uiverse -> https://www.reddit.com/user/DisneyFan01
>Most memorable recent players
aui_2000 -> https://www.reddit.com/user/Aui_2000
mason -> https://www.reddit.com/user/iceQueen97
>Other EG personalities
alex garfield (owner) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/ottersareneat
charlie (sumail personal tutor) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/charlieyang
incontrol (eg mascot) -> https://www.reddit.com/user/EG_iNcontroLRC
I wish the team(particularly Illidan) would be more stable without the throwing and overextending. If then, VP would be easily one of the top teams
>DAC WAS LIKE A TI.
AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS.
>>122661016
>implying EG would have been able to carry him
>>122661105
>calling Mason reddit
baka
>>122660781
Most likely yes
>>122661103
Google "big anal insertion".
>>122661109
Pretty much this.
I'd love to see them actually win a major tournament
That's some c.uckvideo right there
I wonder what Aui is thinking sitting at home in his blanket while everyone else is playing Frankfurt
>>122661105
>on a usual day 10/25 posts of the frontpage are about team secret
>0 for EG
>le secret not le reddit team
top kek
>>122661096
loda and kelly aren't married yet though
so he's not her stepdad
>IT WAS UNIVERSE ALL ALONG
U G O D
G
O
D
>>122661105
We might as well call team tumblr our guys WTF
I'm so proud of you PPD. You're an inspiration
>>122661071
>your daughter
Ayy lmao
She's not his daughter
She's not thinking of him as her father either
She calls him "loda" instead of "dad"
>>122661110
>bigger prize pool than TI3
>implying it wasn't
EG will also win this tournament btw senpai
all those honeypot lans will soon taste sour
>not getting goose bumps
>>122661173
It's hard to imagine being salty with 7 million dollars in your account but I bet he is.
>it's a disAAAAAsta
every time
reminder that EG will win the major
>>122661174
hello reddit
>>122661105
>fear
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/9x61w/i_am_straight_my_boyfriend_smokes_marijuana_is/
So that's why he always looks so apathetic
the swede butthurt in this threat is palpable, on another note i'm not a fan of EG but Universe is a really cool guy, and he's been keep it together for years now
>>122661103
xbox is mega salty chinese and english casters leave when the games end and russki panel talks for another 30 minutes
>>122660929
see
>>122661145
and
>>122661226
Genuinely feeling good for fear right now.
>>122661187
>we will return stronger
HAHAHAHHAHA! top cu.ck
Fuck these backstabbing keks
Aui ;_;
>>122661138
who?
THET JUST KEEP SHOWING AUI
ROFL
>we would have never won with anyone else.
Artour...
>I went to disneyland
lmao universe
>I don't think we could have won it with anyone else
ayyy
Casting desk confirmed to shitpost in this thread at all times
>aui on the EG video
But I want to play some games, not watch doturd crap...
Are you fucking serious, Kelly has a kid and Loda is the step dad?
Holy fuck that's so kek, I'd understand doing this if the girl was 10/10, but really Loda?
>awkwardness intensifies
>>122661072
nah, it was memetastic but they played shit dota tbqhwy.
It's a good thing inflated prizepools weeded out the shitters in just a couple years.
wow you can just see the regret in PPD eyes picking up RTZ
>>122661138
Everyone in NAdota is obsessed with Reddit.
Just like everyone here is.
Why was Aui let go?
>be Indian
>win dota
>going to Disneyland after
it's like a totally unrelated series of traits, like he was rolled on an RPG chart by a random character generator
>>122661306
rtz will never win a ti hes cursed
aui is still a better 4 than fear tbqh
Where did Aui go?
>>122661187
Our guy Loda is cute, cute!
>everyone on our team think this is best for us
fuk ppd
>>122661145
>recaptioned footage of ld doing team profiles for red bull
what the fuck is this
>>122661047
That's actually not my point?
I still like them I'm still bothered by all the drama videos they're producing.
It's like when they take a UK show and bring it in the US and turn the sarcasm into overly dramatic bs. I'm not mad because it went to another country, I'm mad because it went to shit.
Just like the video now playing actually
>>122660639
At this point, I doubt even niggers lives Detroit
ALERT
EG AND SECRET ARE BOTH REDDIT
IF YOU SUPPORT EITHER TEAM PLEASE LEAVE
>>122660185
>they're the kind of people who think that only the old stuff's good
KEK
>>122661276
also
>>122661226
>being a fag
>no Aui
>>122661230
>7 million
how the fuck do you figure that?
after taxes and team fees he couldnt have broken 1 million from TI5
>>122660894
yeah getting 2-0d by ehome and mineski was fucking pathetic
>THat universe smile at the end
Every time
>>122661350
An inability to communicate properly and a need to question every decision ppd made
>>122661368
hownew.ru
They kick aui for the babyrage who will lose the game later on
Aui was a god of position 4.
Honestly think PPD's ego prevented him from admitting how good of a support Aui was in that blog.
This is like a semi-mindfuck movie, where it makes a change in the last third and you realize Aui is the protagonist.
wtf
>>122661357
top 2 na
>>122661372
that's not a remotely comparable situation la
>>122661329
I would assume that it has something to do with Loda being Swedish and all
>>122661105
>DisneyFan01
>>122661378
How come all the good and likeable teams are reddit? Who am I supposed to root for?
>>122661276
Hi Sheever
Post feet pls :)
>>122660130
ANIME ANIME ANIME
OUR GUYS
i really hope cdec can win in next match
>>122661413
obviously, its really to bad, they could have won the majors without artour
>>122661391
Of course ayesee is our guy! I knew it all along.
I miss him.
>all these russians praising VP
FUCK OFF BACK TO MONGOLIA
Nobody wants you here. 4chan hates russians.
>>122660665
Artiom, no need for a t
>>122661378
I hate Eternal Autistic Shitstain pillowdoll fucking retard Envy but love Puppan
Send help
>>122661413
>Plays well on a certain patch with small pool
>GOD OF POSITION 4!!!
>>122661431
vp
vega
cdec
korean or japanese teams
>>122661408
very. now link it.
>you will never slap Jess' ass
Why actually live
>>122661378
original Secret was reddit.
>>122661439
they have a great chance. i think they really wanna beat EG after ti5 and rtz will fuck everything up
>>122661431Vega
>>122661368
>>122661275
whats xbox analysis like?
>aui is unironically top 2 NA now because of ritsu being kicked
ayy
I'm hyped for this shit
The first important match for EG against a good team
>>122661105
Just stopping by because I heard people were doubting me here. I know you wouldn't doubt me would you /d2g/?
>show a long ass movie
>still couldnt get the players prepared for the match in that time
>>122661496
she has no chest
i wonder if they had to be in the same room with aui for that at any point, how awkward
>>122661490
Thanks but no thanks. I'll stick with our guy.
>>122661421
idk I was looking for an analogy and that's the only one that came to my mind
I mean look at free to play, it's also a cryfest and it's annoying. Sure they struggled to get here but I want to see them optimistic and dreaming about their futures, not pessimistic and talking about their pasts
Idk senpai
SWNL
>>122661496
>electronic sports interviewer "picture portfolio"
Muh 50/50 equality
KEK
>Aui kicked
BibleThump desu senpai
>games without PPD
>>122661496
Bottom is missing.
>nahaz
muted at the speed of light
>>122661496
>>122661534
Shame about the face too.
>>122660941
Then why don't you stay there, fucking cancer?
>>122661504
based shekel man. how can people even hate him
>>122661496
>implying jess has an ass
ireland pls
>>122661467
How about Russia conquers Sweden and deports Swedes to Mongolia, or maybe SEA to find monkies.
>>122661378
>not rooting for based puppey
??
>just to make things more fun
>>122661502
EG already beat them with RTZ though?
>>122661467
kill yourself swede
t. france
Holy Shit what was that
>>122661546
thats not fng
>>122661579
L M F A O nahaz voice HOLY SHIT
Is Nahaz dying? what the fuck was that lmao
>>122661378
Sorry for you nigga but I like PPD and Puppey.
Did Kurtis "Aui_2000" Ling misplay?
>Alan
HA HA TIME TO MUTE THE STREAM
>>122661571
wait a minute, when I type t b h it gets changed to desu? thats no fun, when did this happen? I cant funpost like this
>CDEC vs EG
>Secret vs VG
>Both of these series will be played today
I don't remember the last time when upper bracket wasn't complete shit in a major tournament
game 2 when??
someone post the wbem where EG miss all the spells
>swedes put in their place once again
when will you c.ucks finally just give up on dota once and for all and leave us in peace?
>>122661590
>/v/ermin calls me cancer
The irony.
>>122661579
Are you a broodmother?
>>122661413
Since AuI left, PPD share of team gold went from 9% to 11%not even joking
why do they keep letting nahaz on stage. why do they keep ignoring how fucking shit he is
>>122661518
>le reddit spy
how about you stay there
I really hope Agressif and the boys can take down the soulless burgers
>No more pinoys
>No more peru
Yeah this major sucks now
>>122661391
>tfw aysee isn't be there to hype up hammer drops and sabre rattles this major
why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYK6vFmiNbo
NEVER FORGET BOYS
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>>122661608
>pepe in rome
who's that with the throat cancer
Are the analysts really hyping the shit out of VP because they won against Alliance of all teams?
>>122660813
>He's married
Proof???
>>122660405
Loda can do so much better.
Why did he marry a 6 at best?
>>122661668
>3 best teams in the world
>shit
go back to watch your girlfriend being fucked
HOLY FUCK GET NAHAZ OFF WITH THAT VOICE.
>>122661467
stop giving us swedes a bad rep you shitstain
ashamed i live in the same country as you
vp are literally our guys
>>122661716
ppd has a soul. it's just that there's no human goodness in it.
Tell me d2g, how shitty do you think this was?
>>122661729
Cheer up you're in the ancient capital of the roman empire, you love these things !"
>EG is playing
>They bring Nahaz to the """""""""""""analyst""""""""""""" desk
Holy shit he's going to be the most insufferable fanboy ever
>tfw want to switch it up by playing roaming gankers like night stalker/bounty hunter/tusk
>kill people all the time all over the map
>reminded im still in normal skill so my team can't advantage
>forget that I have to carry games regardless of hero type
>I can't 1v5 them because wrong hero, lose
Every time. I have to play teamfight nukers or carries or we lose.
why dont they just come out and say EG is the best, holy shit if your going to suck EGs dick do itright
>forcing a dying old man to talk about video games
this is too cruel to watch
>>122661730
Dank Memerone, they call him the Dota-Don.
>nahaz's voice
yeah stream closed
>>122661724
Why is backstabbyn0lans so insufferable?
>>122661467
> 4chan hates russians
But who would you blame for your losses if not for russians
>>122661724
>ti4 euhub will never come back
>ywn wake up, watch stream for 18 hours and go back to sleep watching kittens
s m h t b h
Arteezy was a mistake
>game is going okay
>TA is 4-1 and safely farming
>TA suddenly abandons for no reason 20 minutes in
g-good g-game guys...
who the fuck is this old guy
is this white haired nigga choking on dick or what
LMOA
>>122661791
Pretty shit, until I realized that the real axe died and now we've got some lizard dude living in his body
>>122661820
Putin is fucking based.
Nuff said.
nahaz is dying
>>122661686
Total cancer
>>122661791
it was actually really good and that boipussy elfboi is literally perfection
only problem its too short and there is no night scene where axe plows thru him with his big red dick
I'm back from three months at mental hospital.
I need more anime.
>>122661796
me desu
>>122661813
I feel a lump in my throat from listening to him. I feel the need to cough and drink some water.
Oh my god Nahaz please go, I can normally stand your silly shit but this mucus voice is killing me
>>122661663
Letting Lesh get his stun off lost them the fight
>>122661791
not at all
>>122661820
Damn, cold stone.
>>122661838
Who's the bald guy and what's his job, they already have Charlie as the manager
>>122661808
>forcing
f a m....
>neo-/d2g/
>hate on Nahaz
Why this place has gone to shit lately?
holy shit he can barely speak why the fuck did they bring him on
why did they use the same pic for all the CDEC players?
>>122661791
i read the first page. i genuinelly have no idea what it is, but let me make an educated guess:
It is a slapdash marketing campaign for some new overpriced digital hat, poorly disguised as a dota community "quality" content.
>>122661903
wow le 2 hour old cap
gj on taking out the (You)s
>>122661395
Still more money than anyone here will ever make.
>>122660625
what the fuck?
are swedes really like that? I always thought it was a d2g joke
>>122661826
>ywn pull an all-nighter on energy drinks to watch gangbeasts, mario party and kittens until Bruno comes in at 7 AM and answers questions
>>122661923
because 4chan is literally reddit.
>>122661923
>Being a deaf nigger lover
Its time for CDEC to win a LAN
>>122661791
Its alright
>>122661923
you're talking about the guy who went on reddit to try make people stop using "fangays" because it's offensive
do you realize that?
>>122661923
>defending nahaz
why has this place gone to shit lately?
>>122661920
water boy
>>122661903
posting this on reddit ty
>>122661672
this one?
>>122661957
thnx man
>>122661956
>marketing
>for something people paid for ~4 months ago
I'm not sure you understand how it works
are you guys gonna talk about dota at all today d2g or just whine about reddit.
>>122661767
Wait did I spell it incorrectly, I meant this is the first time in many fucking months where the upper bracket is full of actually good teams and matchups.
>>122661923
>ever liking prof sjw
Is that just me or /d2g/ becomes more and more new and normal?
Don't get me wrong, it was always shit but now... Oh wow, lads. Now it looks like /d2g/ is filled with newfags only who browse 4chan for 2 weeks or less.
>>122661964
>mfw bruno and kuroky gives lecture on prehistoric era dota when dinosaurs and oogabooga were fighting with sticks and stones
So, after this Major being a disaster due to being hold in western Europe.
Would Valve actually care about the regions that are holding this game and host the Major in Peru or Russia?
>>122661791
Lets go down the checklist of shit
-Shit art
-Shit writing that is a rehash from TF2 comics
-TF2 comic dialogue
-Axe is completely changed from his lore to a different personality and is given a random sidekick
-Not funny
-Not interesting
-70 million dollars
-months late
>>122661668
>3 DAYS OF GAMES LEFT
>2 OUT OF TOP 3 TEAMS OF THE TOURNAMENT DECIDED
Why did valve fuck up the schedule the same way they fucked TI4's schedule?
>>122662026
literally reddit: the post
Will CDEC win? I bet on them
>>122661973
Lmao at least Nahaz got stats to back him up
How do I build this turd?
>>122662064
Only oldfags left are the ppdposters
>>122662026
leleLELELELElele
>>122662092
Atos, only viable in a 5 man deathball line up
>>122662092
blink greaves octarine
>>122662092
Polygons and textures.
>>122662092
branch of repick
>Not liking Nahaz
>its a nahaz panel "analysis"
>>122662025
so there's no new axe item that this promotes? well, fine, it's still slapdash if it is just some overdue TI goal.
>>12266210610/10 bait I love you
>>122662092
Repick to Silencer
>>122662092
sheep aghs refresher
>>122662167
>He is a statman
>Doesn't bring stats to anyalist desk
>>122662092
ring of repick
alright boys, how badly do you think agressif will dumpster EG
>>122661806
Did they ever end up going through with it though?
WHY IS THIS SENILE FUCK GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO TALK
HRRRRGGHHHH AUUUUGHHHHHH
I think Nahaz is actually dying
I-Is nahaz going to die on camera
can nahaz fucking clear his throat
Damn dude I need to buy a chair before I turn into golem.
Which one is the best - maxnomic, dxracer or smth else?
WHY IS HE STILL THERE
is nahaz trying to sound like Bane ?
would love to hear he try "the fire rises" .
>old man Nahaz has been on the "analyst" desk for a couple of hours
>allready hoarse as a motherfucker
Get this grandpa out of here before he pisses himself, christ.
>>122660461
PATRIARCHY!
SEXISM!
>>122662256
>>122662264
>>122662262
>>122662272
MAN I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
How can non-chinks be a fan of CDEC?
They're just emotionless chinks to me.
>>122661950
IMA BATTER YA
>>122662092
Literally badsilencer
>>122662276
Don't fall for gamer shit. You can get high end office chairs that don't look like shit and work just as well forless.
>Le politically correct dying smoker professor man guy
>>122662251
>slavs
>keeping promises
https://instagram.com/p/-OLeLnxWPZ/
based
>>122662240
its going to be the 3 best games of the tournament
secret aint shit without ppy and wee, all the players of eg and cdec are real good except shiti if he doenst get lina
Why are we seeing Slardar and Night Stalker offlane but not Sven, Wraith King, Pudge, etc.?
>>122662256
He's a professor in economics, this is what he does for a living.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE 'STATS' YOU'RE MAKING DESPITE BEING A PROFESSOR
YOU'RE BIASED AS FUCK
AT LEAST CLEAR YOUR THROAT ALAN
IDK WHY YOU WERE INVITED HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU
why dont they line up so so that 1 position shakes hands with the other 1 position etc? literally no reason to not do it like that.
>FUCK YOU BIN
>>122662276
just fucking buy a chair at staples
>>122662301
why are her tits wet
>>122662035
Sorry my friend, it was my mistake (foreignfag here) reading you.
accept this girl as apologize
>>122660628
Vp T b H
You can tell how delusional Nahaz is toward this scene by how excited he gets. It's like he's casting NBA or something. Toward every activity you give an appropriate level of excitement and he doesn't seem to have noticed how his co-analysts behave.
>>122662351
SHES NOT ASKING FOR IT KNOW YOUR BOUNDARIES AND HER PRONOUNS SHIT LARD
>>122662301
>REGRESA A LA COCINA PUTA.
>Y TRAEME UNA CERVEZA YA QUE ESTA AHI O HAY GOLPE.
t. a big part of our playerbase
>>122662276
ikea markus
>>122662324
>fanniggers
i hope it escalated to this
>>122660461
>So dotards can you explain why the screwed male/female ratio at the Frankfurt Major desk?
The few girls who are into DOTA2 arent actually good enough analysts nor shout casters to be there.
They still show up at more casual casts, Sheever does all the time, and a couple of other girls do interviews.
#prayforNahaz
>>122661802
POO = IN LOO
>>122662307
EG fan but Aggressif is fucking based, hope they meet in the grand final
>>122662339
>gives lectures for a living
>loses voice after 2 days of talking
kek
>>122660628
>bigdaddy n0lans
I have a good idea
>>122662332
>its going to be the 3 best games of the tournament
What if it's an EG/CDEC rematch in GF
***WARNING***
ppd is drafting
***WARNING***
>>122662354
What's wrong with her she's butt fucking ugly, jesus christ.
>>122662276
DO THIS::
>>122662407
>>122662407
>>122662407
DONT FALL FOR THE MEME
pick music be sounding link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60
>>122662440
>not wanting puppey vs ppd grand finals
hang yourself t b h
EEEYEMEE GAY
ANGLES
>midterm week
>your lecturer went to berlin to cast some video games with his dead voice
?
>tfw getting your urethra sounded and foreskin tongued while watchin EG about to stomp some shitters
is there anything better than this?
>>122662276
I got baited into buying a gaming chair and while the seat is nice and it never gets "sat down" it's really not worth the money
Just buy a normal office chair
>>122662320
>high end office chairs
Those cost way more than gaming chairs.
why is this old man's voice so hoarse
What a idiot waste of time for a moba.
>>122662498
Secret wont beat CDEC
someone give nahaz some tea with honey please
>slardar and WR not in first ban/pick phase
wew lad
>>122662485
>not liking ryry
>>122662276
>>122662407
>>122662487
I remember buying my chair, some cheap Ikea one and I cant remember the brand.
Basically got a chair that has the back connected in such a way that it wouldnt break, since all office chairs break there.
Been suing it for 5 years now, the fabric will tear before the structure gives.
I've had to disassemble it a few times to move too.
>>122662320
>dont spend 400 bucks on a meme chair
>spend 1000 dollars on a high end office chair
youre a retard
>EG forgot to ban the CDEC Tusk.
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
>>122662578
lemon, you mong.
CAN NAHAZ JUST FUCK OFF PLEASE
>nahaz near death
pls deny him quick
>>122662526
>midterms in the middle of november
?
>>122662561
For comparable quality you'll get more if you buy an office chair compared to gamer shit.
>>122662597
>i'd rather spend 100 on shit than 400 on a good product
>i can't just buy something in the 100 dollar price range i have to argue in extremes to make some shit point
>>122662276
I know it has bright colours and all but it's like gaming stuff
you're paying a mad premium on the product because they're gifting them all around the world and doing some mad marketing
just go for some standard office chair, it's the same stuff minus the >mEme cOloUrs Xd
I really missed nahaz sucking EG dicks these last few days
>>122660819
Don't you go to jail in sweden if you stop Tyrone from railing your wife?
>>122662407
>ikea markus
Is that shit even comfy?
>ikea
It's not going to break after one week of usage, right?
>>122662624
NO, chamomile tea with honey.
>>122662307
because they play fun, agressif dota
i'm not from reddit so i don't care for player drama, i just wanna see good dota and i'll cheer for anyone who delivers thateven though i'm pissed off at shiki's low hero pool
im living in hannover and i want to go to frankfurt for weekend, but i won't since im afraid i'll get exploded.
thanks allah
>>122662629
>>122662276
comes with super bass rocker audio blaster X surround sound LCD HD wi-fi USB booster Xtra SD card cartridge storage ultra wave blower ultra LED Super Gamer Radar Gamer Gear Gamer Grub Gamer Straps Super Lockdown Plug-N-Play Volume Slider and prostate stimulator
Check It Out
Pro Players use it
it's not like pro players aren't paid to sell you infomercial tier garbage
buy it up senpai
>>122662624
tons of shit work
lemon, honey, thyme, ginger...
just given him a 3 min infusion of something to help him go through the day
>THIS EG DRAFT
holy fug
>>122662498
badppd and badpuppey is overrated
>>122662307
how can non muslims be fan of EG?
They're just poo in the street shitskins to me?
>tfw then the Axe comic/immortal meme is dead
>>122662654
BUT HEY LOOK LIKE RECARO RACING SEATS!!
LITERALLY EVERYONE AT MY MIDDLESCHOOL WILL BE JEALOUS OF MY RALLY CHAIR!!!!
>nahaz going to die on stage
>>122662668
if you dontt have 200kg you wont
>>122662668
I've had one for 4 years now.
It's great.
>>122662668
how can you play like this
>gw2
isn't that shit dead
I can't stand his voice
>one of the biggest tournament of dota
>a fucking dying man keeps mumbling some shit on official stream
NICE FUCKING GAME DOTARDS
Hello my fellow NA Anime lovers! Are you guys cheering for our guys??
I just want to see Spectre being played, is this too much to ask?
>>122662668
Ikea stuff lasts pretty well in my experience
Even jysk the cheaper danish brand lasts
>Axe canonically has an elven fuccboi companion
>>122662725
how the fuck did ANYONE think that fucking controller stick was a good idea holy fug
is nahaz dying?
why would he willignly go on stage when he lost his voice
its like he's there just to spite reddit
>tiny without wisp
dotards???
>>122662592
this
I have a 45€ ikea chair pic related
4 years still going strong
>>122662668
>Is that shit even comfy?
yeah, also shoes that are not made by Nike still cover your feet effectively, it's fucking bizarre but true.
>>122662668
>taking off the arm supports
kill yourself, holy shit.
>>122662810
>axe canonically is an old lizard king
can't make this shit up
>>122662826
Oh fuck, its the exact same chair I was talking about.
This trooper will last your ass years, guaranteed.
BASED NAHAZ BTFO THE REST OF THE PANEL
>>122662691
I am with you. I usually have small bias towards some teams but more importantly I'll take awesome dota over them winning.
>>122662697
isis dont know what esports are, we're better than safe.
>ded crowd
>ded analyst
>ded axe comic
>ded everything
what the fuck went wrong dotards
>>122662805
>Ikea
>Danish
Pick one
>>122662307
based personalityshitter
What do i tell my surgeon if I want Nahaz's voice?
>>122662786
>wanting a boring snoozefest hero
>>122662668
Ikea chair used to last for quite long yeah
idk if it changed in the last years though
and they're pretty comfy
Do you have one nearby? Just go there and try a chair out senpai
>>122662668
>10 year warranty
damn i might even get this soon, i'm a third world poorfag and it's a lot to shell out for a chair but seems worth it
>>122662890
Just fuck my shit up
Will we ever see a Techies pick?
>>122662890
just fuck my shit up
ok i said it
>>122662883
>Even Jysk, the cheaper, Danish brand lasts
here I made it easier for younot that I blame you
>>122662883
He said JYSK was a danish brand, you stupid motherfucker.
Why is Nahaz so fucking LOUD? WHY CAN'T THIS OLD FUCK JUST SHRIVEL UP AND DIE
>>122662826
HOLYSHIT thats my chair !
>>122662890
GIVE ME THE MEMES
>>122662307
they're exciting to watch
real dota players care about good games and not twitter drama but then again most people here don't even play the game so whatever
>>122662748
>lust
>not GoDzwank
>>122662779
just because I'm on /d2g/ doesn't mean I like anime fuck off faggot
>>122662910
It depends a lot on the quality of the wood accessible.
>>122662890
just f*** my sh*t u* f*m
>>122662815
Makes you feel like you have a big dick. Which is something you might not have if you play vedo games
you know, if my voice was going out, i'd talk less, not more.
>>122662876
>>122662837
>using armrests
100% pleb
>>122662932
>Playing 4v5
>>122661956
you couldn't get it more wrong
bravo
>>122662965
what?
aren't they made of plastic and metal?!
am I being memed?
>>122662776
sauce?
>>122662890
just mess my poo up
>this EG draft
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>122662767
new expansion just came out and the game really has improved. It actually has content now
>isnt that shit dead
they pretty much merged every server into one giant blob in every sense but WvW so when you play it looks populated as shit. probably pretty dead from official numbers though
YA BOY ON THAT TIMBER.
>>122662956
Is this for real?
>>122662979
You can kill his voice but you can't end his passion
>>122662949
I'll be your personal chair qt
>>122662991
Nigga you are so far gone.
>>122662307
Watching aggressif play is a joy. The guy is a beast.
>>122662979
Nahaz doesn't seem capable of talking less. it's like he knows he'll blow his cover if he ever stops and gives the listener a chance to realize what drivel he spews.
>>122663063
It happened yeah
>>122662876
Everyone moved to the relevant game
>>122660315
>>122660723
>>122661515
>>122661761
Can you get a trip, please?
M A S T E R M I N D
>>122662943
>>122662945
>Even jysk the cheaper danish brand lasts
implies Ikea is also a danish brand
I really wish ppd would stop picking timbersaw. I really like the hero and despise america.
is blitz our guy?
dem burns
L "the guy the brought in case tobi gets sick" D
>>122663116
>p2w casual dota
>relevant
>items and betting bots the game
>relevant
>>122662307
How can non burgerclaps be fans of EG?
They're just emotionless clappers to me.
>>122663086
>rooting for a chink
Just kill ytourself.
>>122663130
no it doesn't
BLITZ BTFO LD
>>122663127
>responding
You fucked up.
Or samefagging.
>>122662815
its clearly a chair specialized for flight games presumably
>>122663130
No it doesnt retard.
Reading comprehension at its finest.
I bet youre swedish.
WOW HOLY SHIT BLITS NOT LIKE THIS DONT HURT LD FUCK,
>>122662956
cant tell if this is worse than the hearthstone streamer caught undressing his wife for hairy shower sex on stream
>>122663130
Just say it out loud with the pause in the corrected post
It's 2 descriptors, English works this way.
>godz not on location
>no glorious godz+ld casts
>>122662846
>The Sorcerer King of Valhessi is but one title among many that the doppelganger Niyish has worn. Impersonating the Cinder Baron, the imposter led his forces on a disastrous military campaign, finally gaining an audience with the powerful Valhessian King during their surrender. Now, as the Inferno Keep melts into its volcanic foundations, this mantle is all that remains of the Cinder Baron's reign.
lizard king isn't himself too
there's something in the dooto2 world that jumps into people, fucks their kingdoms up, meets up with guys that defeated them and jumps into them and back to square one
feeders confirmed?
>>122663149
L "better caster for a better match" D
>>122663116
>tfw semmler is reddits guy now
>tfw moses rarely casts
>tfw fat loud dane
>>122663172
except using pedals with that thing would be a nightmare
and its got no where for a throttle to go
>>122662956
Classic Godz
>>122663063
Yeah it's old as fuck though
WHERE IS AYESEE
What do u guys think of the rate at which Arteezy goes mid since rejoining EG?
THe arteezy flattering angle: PPD thinks he plays many mid heroes better than SumaiL
The arteezy unflattering angle: Arteezy is uncomfortable playing many meta safe-laners
uhhh... Cdec fangays?
VP approved anime? i need this for scientific purpose
>>122663190
Holy shit that's a lot of hair on her
I'd say it's not even close
ez game
Yeah cdec is done
>>122663259
If rtz plays the hero better he goes mid, if sumail plays the hero better then he goes mid.
>>122663160
u frst
dotards will defend this
>>122662748
What Sin that suit Ritsu?
>>122663259
the truth: sumail is way better mid, fear is way better safelane
thats all there is to it and thats why eg isnt doing so great lately
>>122663135
yes
>>122662956
>spanish flag in the wall
what's wrong with godz?
CDEC? THE FUCK.
>>122663234
Semmler was always part of reddit, he's a 2gd shitter.
>Sumail timber
>Fear support
>Arteezy
>RTZ
>Artour
Man, I don't understand EG
>LD+Blitz
best casting combo.
FEAR DOTO
>>122663254
The relocation to amazon hurt their progress with D2L pretty bad so the next one is post-major
>>122663340
>gosugamers tab
what's wrong with godz?
jesus fuck this is ugly
>>122663345
no
you're reddit
Oh fuck, EG making CDEC look like a pubstack
This game is over already.
>CDEC get outdrafted by PPD again
Lmao
I COULD EAT A ____
>>122663341
>Shiki
>le vacuuming wise samurai picks
2-0 ez
Freedom
SHIKI HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND.
Quick, post some big Tonys.
Arteezy and Fear play really well together
>shiki on a hero that isn't Lina
>>122663320
Shut the fuck up you retarded fuck, we won that war and everyone knows it.
>>122660640
>>122660557
>>122660775
I was there yesterday, there are like 150 ppl on the upper seats of the stadium and they are mostly split
In the stadium itself on the ground are only staff, players, ppl who have tickets for the finals (at least I think so), press
So all in all maybe 200, but well I didnt watch the matches in the evening, bet there were more.
More ppl at TI1 at least
>pick supports that sit on lane
>5 kills 3min in, all lanes won
>pick le meme roamers, meme junglers
>lose game
Ebin
>>122663408
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICk
why dont teams just ban fears undying and bane they are fucking insane
>>122663319
Yeah but this style inevitably weakens your team.
You have two players trying to master two lanes instead of one to one.
HOW THE FUCK IS SHIKI ON A PROFESSIONAL DOTA 2 TEAM HE IS SO FUCKING BAD
wel shit
fUcking out drafted again
Shiki's abyssmal hero pool is holding CDEC and ultimately Agressif back.
>It is a "Three STR and two squishies vs Timber" draft
>>122663432
>Posting worst girl
fuck off desu
this is more rape than the Mineski - OG this morning
What's the most overpowered skill in the game on its own?
>Techies got through
>not techies meme
Why :(
>Stunned on the cliff
oh
my
fuck
>>122663531
Vacuum
>>122663492
Playing the right hero decently is better than playing the wrong hero perfectly. You play whatever hero the teams needs and trust that your players can play well enough to at least not fuck up too much.
>>122663469
>people thinking Fear would be worse than AUI
How much money will SumaiL have if he wins this major
holy shit its like a gook holocaust
Shikis should be killed holy shit this chink is so bad.
>>122663591
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
still less than saahil
>>122663558
But dark seer is a manlet
>>122663591
He gave it to the taliban, so ahatever he wins here.
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with CDEC
>>122663469
BAN?
>>122663492
You shouldn't master lanes though, master the heroes.
Remember, this is the age of memeback, laning barely matters anymore.
>>122663496
>reverse image search brings me to a thread about girls transforming to dicks
what the fuck
fear mvp?
Looks like CDEC still has ptsd flashbacks from TI5 and that other lan
sumails parents must be glad they didnt make him suicidebomb instead of dota
>>122663640
They aren't as good as EG?
EG has massively improved since ESL (where they stomped CDEC), CDEC would have to have gotten even better.
6.86: Doom now loses his current creep abilities gained through Devour upon dying, like rubick with spellsteal.
based EG and not winning honeypot lans
eg once again figuring out the patch and rolling people over
>tusk tp's mid for no discernible purpose
>possible engagement
>tusk walrus punches a creep
>aa starts pinging him
asians can tilt?
Aggresif deserves a better team senpai.
H A D O U K E N
>>122663726
asians are human too Kappa
>>122663735
What if aggressif goes to VICI?
>>122663735
just a better mid would be enough. fuck shiki can only play lina
>>122663428
Just like my dick and that girl
Man I cant fucking wait for eg - secret match up
This major is in their hands
Are they ever going to enable Oracle/ES so I can maybe see some new heroes in competitive
Pit Lord will never be played either and Zet will probably take a whole year to be enabled
This game is so fucking STAGNANT and half the heroes I like get nerfed into oblivion for no reason. And strategic diversity is worse than ever.
539 gold for a 3 on 1 kill
Cdick are playing for the memeback
>rtz
lel
Chink dota has really gone to shit desu
>>122663798
Super = Shiki desu
>>122663798
VG's problem is Super not Burning so unless one of them can go mid then that wouldn't be a great move.
>Agressif is aggressive
Thank you, Blitz
>keeps playing suicide stone heroes
>>122663726
>Its the tusk has walarus punch on autocast episode
>>122663880
I dont know why, but this image is hilarious
>>122661923
>Nahaz in charge of not getting BTFO
>Zyori wasn't invited to cast the major
Why even watch with casters to be honest
alright, /d2g/ which is the right one
Agre-sif
or
Agre-seeef?
>EG VS CDEC
>Secret vs VG
REMATCHES OFTHE CENTURY
>d2g slowly becoming love live general
not sure how to feel about this fames
>>122663959
Trying too hard
So now that EG is going to win this Major confirming the honeypot LAN meme. 2016 is going to look like this.
>EG jobbing meme LAN left and right
>Secret/OG winning honeypotss
>Implying there will be NA scene with this long team looks
>Mediocre EUscene
>China finally realizing that their legend are past their prime but it is too late becuase big organization are dumping millions into LeL gooksonly to get elimated in groups stages
>The rise of SEA and Peru(not SA because only Peru plays Dota) to fill the gaps of NA and China.
CDEC uses this deep ward near the mid lane EVERY GAME ive seen them paly against EG, how does EG never deward
>viewbots
>86k
ded game
>>122663959
>What cut you want bru?
>Yo give me that "Am I Normie Yet?" special
>IGotchu
>>122664002
just a couple of no name shitters tryna make a name for themselves.
>girl from school asks me if I want to "netflix and chill"
>tell her I don't want to pay $10 a month for movies i've already seen and shitty ones I cant be bothered with
>find out later that netflix and chill is actually a euphemism for having sex
>she wont respond to my texts
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
agressif a player
>5-0 BANE
DOTARDS?
>>122663531
>A O E
>MS and turnrate slow
>silence
>miss chance
>not an ultimate
MAD MAN.
WHEN ARE REAL TEAMS PLAYING?
cant STAND this tier epsilon dota
eg are going to lose this because of the timber pick, arent they?
2 drums ayy lmaooo
>>122664109
sounds legit
>>122664109
You dodge a bullet there. People who use memes in real life are not worth your time (senpai)ily.
>>122664208
>timber
>falling off late game
mysides.jpg
cdec have a really bad mid laner
>SEE DECK
>SEE DECK
>SEE DECK
Oh come the fuck ON BLITZ.
EVERYBODY knows it's C-D-E-C by this point. You have NO excuse.
i have literally never seen a pro player toss an enemy into his team as tiny
>>122663129
We should go together and rent one of those patches.
>SumaiL double kill
It begins
lmao nice doom gank
>Shiki
>>122664170
Ronda Rousey Kreygasm
CDEC literally suffering from PTSD right now
>>122664339
>Shiti
>>122664147
BIG GUY
>manta when theres not a single purgable silence
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>kick shiki
>win TI6
Secret will never lose.
>cdec
Why are yuros the absolute worst at dota?
just gg out please
Poor Universe
WHEN YA BOY ON THAT TIMBER.
>>122664354
>chinks
>feeling
?
Anyone got some crowd shots? It's pretty dead isn't it?
>>122664397
r u fking retard?
P-god
DUDE WEED LMAO
How did EG suddenly become strong again?
I'm scare Secret bros.
>picking 4 melee into WW
lmao ppd just mind fuck these chinks so hard
>doubting
THESE BLITZ BURNS ARE FUCKING SAVAGE
>>122664436
stfu
>>122664208
(you)
>>122664397
heres your (You) now fuck off
>Fighting clumped up against 3 STR heroes surrounded by trees as Timbersaw.
Buckle up
well this is one-sided
>>122664428
PTSD is not a feel
It's an experience :^)
>Doom was a decoy
>waste everything killing him asap while your team dies
PPD
Chinks don't even care about Dota.
League is 10 times more popular than this dead game only played by Perus and Ruskies.
BLAZE IT
>implying wyvern is balanced
>>122664290
where is this poor girls mouth and nose
>>122664457
No one is bros with a shit tasting russian ritsu like yourself.
>replace shiki with maybe
>win ti6
>SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY AM I RIGHT GUIS XD?
why does LD add all these little meme stories and shit into his casting
pretending the players/heros are talking, like hes reading a picture book
What else did anon write in his schedule in pen?
>>122664524
>>122664524
>>122664524
NEW THREAD
POST BIG TONY
>kill a support
>get 1k
nice memeback gold
cdec are so bad
>>122664507
Rabbits belong in a soup pot
>>122664436
You won't get a big crowd unless it is in USA during TI, Peru or Russia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRay9MJkrbg
THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE THERE LMAO
AREN'T THE TICKETS LITERALLY FREE?
LOL
>>122664457
The honeypots are real
EG were merely hiding their power level
S-ALLAH HAVE MERCY
>Net Worth Chart
LOL
>>122664046
viewbots dont use accounts dummy
>>122664493
They care so much that they have to import gooks and destroyed t group stages
>>122664626
Everyone is scared of terrorists, they had to evacuate a stadium in Germany just yesterday
>>122664626
There's a muslim on the stage. All audience has been evacuated.
>>122664046
Sup retardbro
>>122661791
besides boipussy this was shit... axe character not at all like the one in the game.. but ive noticed that the personalities in comics arent the same. check enigma and cm.... even pa.... but im okay with there being comic character and game characters... desu