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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78 [Embed]
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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>>122495147
who's the guy in between olof and JW?
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1st for cute girls
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>come home from a hard day @work
>lets play some csgo
>play 4 matches this evening
>not a single match without smurfers or cheaters
>go to bed knowing i wasted my whole evening
i think i´ll stay away from the game itself as long as stupid fucks buy my skins...
And we need to find a way to stop people from smurfing, a´la only 1 account per PC or some shit like that,,
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is that really how olof awps?
that looks bad for your back desu~
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is the RGN game live?
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reminder to neck yourself
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>>122495241
2nd 美人 無修正 18歳 おまんこ
Twist pls save me.
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>>122495237
vaggoo
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>>122495237
GeT_RiGhT
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>Play deathmatch or casual to warm up
>Aim is accurate as a surgeon performing brain surgery
>Play a competitive game
>Heart rate all over the place
>sweaty and cold hands because of the adrenaline
>Hand keep flinching whenever I seen an enemy trying to kill him as fast a possible, instead of doing what I do on DM.
Life if suffering. How do I stop being such a beta bitch in competitive?
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Is there a stream for the NME game?
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>>122495237
hey that was my post you fucking stealer
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g303 y/n
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>>122495746
azubu
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>>122495895
Most of TSM uses it, and Shroud (one of if not best aimer in NA) uses it.
I also use it and like it. The shape is unconventional though, so maybe try before you buy.
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WOULD YOU RATHER
kiss hiko on the lips twice
OR
suck on pansys anus while she casts a major
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>>122489595
EU LEM
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>>122496290
pansy is mai waifu who isn't a qt'er girl
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>>122496290
Kiss Hiko
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>>122496290
What's the catch?
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>live at 3:30
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>>122496761
>azubu.tv
this is some kind of money laundering scheme right? nobody actually uses this shitty site right??
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>>122497057
their only way to get some traffic is to sponsor a shitload of small tourneys
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I'm actually liking azubu and their app
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>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
>live at 3:30
live at 3:30
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According to hltv the game has already started. This is the worst stream ever.
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Link to stream pls
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>>122498021
http://www.azubu.tv/gorgntv
they forgot to turn off the generic edm lol
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>>122498021
http://www.azubu.tv/gorgntv
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What case would be the best to invest into right now?
Falchion cases are probably still gonna take a while before they are worth something
Breakout and Chroma 1 still exist in the millions and don't have anything to crazy good in them
What do you think?
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>>122498021
http://oldschool.azubu.tb/gorgntv
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KOOSTA
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>renegades about to 16-0 clg
????????
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>>122499037
If the NME game didn't get delayed I would have bet on them against CLG knowing how much CLG is sucking and NME is destroying right now
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>>122498260
none, you're 3 years too late for that shit.
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>>122499297
nah it still works with everything
you just gotta be patient
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Fuck. This stream is almost unwatchable.
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>>122498260
Why the fuck would you invest in in game cosmetics you fucking retard.
and cases of all things. They won't climb back over 7 cents you dumb cumsalad
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>>122499297
I don't remember cases existing in 2012
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>>122499427
Nope, there's way too much of these cases dropped, and they still do with a larger than ever player base. Absolutely no rarity and every new collection make them worthless. Only the Arms Deal have some value.
You should buy FN weapons from the Chop Shop, Gods and Monsters and Rising Sun instead. But prepare to quicksell if they're droppable at the next operation.
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>>122499486
even that would at least double the investment
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>>122499637
that's also a good idea
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how the fuck do you guys still play this game and get good at it? every single day i play this game and every single one of those days i do absolutely worse than the last day. just right now i was chillin in a deathmatch server when all i could do i get awped and ak over and over and over again. this shit is not fun and i am actually furious. why the fuck does it feel like only faggots who have like 10k hours in this game ONLY play deathmath servers and ONLY use awps or aks?
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>>122499908
deathmatch is literally warmup mode man
obviously good players are gonna use it
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>>122499908
>ONLY use awps or aks
those are the only good guns now
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>lose pistol round
>force up
>win
huh, gotards?
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>superior general gets quints
>>122500000
uhhh GOTARDS?
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>thing happens
ummmmm gotards?
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>BR huehue in the audience
top kek
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>>122500380
>superior
>65k viewers for a major
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>>122500623
>he thinks majors are big
my ti face when
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>>122500738
DAMAGE CONTROL
>b-b-but we don't care about majors
:^)
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Pronax and Pyth both taking a small break until next year. NiP players contracts expire at the end of the year. Hmm
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>>122500879
Litterally bored of that bullshit of a game.
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>>122500879
pyth is just gonna hang out with devilwalk and play on scrim teams with him like DenDD
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>>122499908
youll get adjusted dude.. take it from me.. also fps performance is not consistent. a "good" player doesnt always pull a positive kdr no matter what. accidents happen, interest fades, energy depletes. brain gets bored. any time you hear someone judging a player, chances are theyre a stupid teenager who doesnt know shit. believe in your team.
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RENEGADES HELLO?
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Boy I sure love watching the same smokes and setups on cobble every single fucking game on this shitty fucking map. If they wanted a T sided map why not put in Season?
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USP-S OP PLEASE NERF
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>CLG
the only team to fail a B rush vs an anti-eco
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>Cunter Losing Gaymen
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this general is literally twitch chat
kill yourselves
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Paris was T sided
Valve please fix
T side had a 30.6 KDR
CT defused 0 bombs
No hostages rescued
Unbalanced map
Take off the map rotation pleasekappa
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>>122501802
desu it would be nice to see the usp be 10/30 instead of 12/24 because it is basically the old m4a1 vs m4a4
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>tfw torqued is back
moe time is best time
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What rank should you be by 150 hours?
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Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi:
http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
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>2015
>not using cheats
How does it feel like to be beta?
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>>122502510
SMFC
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>>122502510
mg2 would be fine
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>>122502659
I mean in competitive
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>>122502528
Voted for Olof
but fuck fnatic tbqh
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>>122502834
Oh! GE
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What is this face trying to convey?
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>flipside even with evnyus
>about to make major skines
>cobble is still a thing
uhmm gotards?
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>>122503109
look how quirky I am
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http://m0e.tv/
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i sell cocaine to a pregnant girl
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOFAMOFMAOFMAOROFL
IM JUST GONNA RUN AROUDN LIEK A FUCKING SANIC WITH P FUCKING NINETY AND LOL NICE VALVE I HIT ALL SHOTS WITH PERFECT ACCURAC BECAUSE THIS IS COD LOL RUN AND GUN AHHA ROLFOFMO SUPER FUCKING GOOD GAME DESIGN VALVE LMAOAOOA
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>>122505309
autism
literally everytime you lose against a p90 its because you missed the headshot
your fault
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This is why i love flipside.
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>>122506851
>This is
What is?
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>>122506851
>have to win 2 ct round on cobble
gg
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>>122507873
:^)
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ffs flipside win it already I need to go to work
>>122508117
>implying I don't bet against memeS on principle
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SWAG=Secretly We Are Gay XD
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reminder: if you aren't an enemy fangay then kill urself my man
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>gotv lag
Ayy
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i am literally having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet
I am dead fuckign serious
I would get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
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LGTS:
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
>ENVY FANGAY BETTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>5%
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAHAJHHAAHAHAHHAwadashdgidafsqdjhbasdsdagvd
Ty flipside
I'll always be your fangays
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how do you guys seriously watch this game though? is gambling the only exciting part about it? the game play itself is highly fucking boring and csgo just seems like a noob fuck spray fest game. i don't get why this shit is popular at all.
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>>122508863
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>all the children having to explain to their mothers where their $500 went tonight
>all the gambling addicts going in high for the safe bet
>that one guy who bet his entire inventory worth $1500
I will sleep well.
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>>122509137
top tier b8, or you're genuinely retarded
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OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
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>2018
>CSGO is now the biggest esport in the world
>The biggest celebrity in the game isnt a player, its Thorin.
>Another major is going on, now a weekly occasion instead of increasing funding.
>USA's best team, composed of a random pool of NA globals (equivalent to EU Gold novas), facing the swedish multimillionaire team fnatic.
>USA's team loses without taking a single round, the main event is now underway, the analysis desk.
>Desk composed of fat fuck Richard Lewis, manlet Moses, the ever-attractive fliffaren, and the international superstar analysis legend Thorin.
>Richard Lewis - "Alright welcome to the analysis desk, lets get started with the opini-
>Thorin interrupts - "America is absolutely trash. Honestly they should just kill themselves."
>crowd erupts in cheering.
>Richard Lewis - "Thank you for that fact thorin, does anyone else mistakenly believe otherwise?"
>Moses - "Honestly I think that the american teams don't give enough credit. They're given very little practice against these european teams."
>Thorin - "But heres the thing, you're totally wrong."
>crowd laughs at moses while moses starts breaking down as thorin and richard lewis start bantering about moses' height.
>Richard lewis - "Alright now, fliffaren, do you have an opinion?"
>Thorin - "Oh yeah i'd just like to say, before thorin answers, Alphadraft.com. Give me more money."
>Crowd chanting "Thorin! thorin! thorin!"
Fliffaren - "Oh I have to agree with thorin completely. I may be a former pro, but honestly Thorin simply knows more about the game than anyone else."
>Thorin - "Exactly. And something I happen to know more about than anyone else, even americans, is america. Let me tell you a time about a time I went to america on a business trip for Alphadraft.com"
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>>122509326
>nV isn't that good online lately
>often get DDoss'd
>they were already through
Why would anyone sane do this?
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>>122509279
i guess you're just underage then. not everything that offends you is bait you fucking little faggot.
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>>122509493
>Thorin - "So I arrive in america and immediately I could smell the stench of the typical fat, racist, mentally retarded american, which is to say awful."
>Crowd chuckles at thorin's hilarious sense of humor.
>thorin - "And when I arrive at the alphadraft NA headquarters a stupid NA CS player pulls a gun at me."
>crowd members gasp, and become silent.
>Thorin - "But I wasn't worried at all. I knew that since he was an american he'd miss every shot."
>crowd erupts into deafening loudness.
>Thorin - "Honestly i'm just wondering if I can use my alphadraft money to buy the country, because I need a new bathroom to piss in."
>Thorin - "By the way, i'm still cold, so the burns are going to keep coming until I'm warned up."
>Richard Lewis - "Oh yeah thorin I'd just like to say before we continue that the american players did actually kill themselves just now."
>Thorin - "Well that is fantastic news isn't it? I think they just got more kills just then than they did all game."
>Fliffaren - "You know guys, I really think that, like, the players shouldn't be pushed to this point."
>Richard Lewis - "No one gives a fuck about your opinion, mate".
>Richard Lewis - "Alright and now we need to go to a commercial break, so here is a word from our sponsors csgojackpot and csgolounge."
>Thorin "But also alphadraft. You can start placing your bets now for what teams will be in my official top 10 rankings, and I can say right now none of them are american."
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>>122509326
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I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
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> Get Forest Butterfly Knife
> Get friend requests and trade offers constantly
How do I stop these fucking traders from adding me every hour.
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>>122509609
so mad, keep b8ing though
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>>122509731
Just kill your self. It's your fault you are an NV fangay betting on 95% odds. Deal with it.
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>>122509876
Bet it.
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Are nexus going to beat cmemeg?
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>tfw icb'd on envy because why the hell not, 5% odds are ridiculous
mfw got some nice skines
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>>122509309
>na
>our guys
pick one
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This is too easy guys
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>mfw i fragged koosta in DM once
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>i would've placed a bet but i doubted our boys
i want to fucking die
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We need a revised version
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>>122511119
>C9
>not our boys
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>>122511119
>no torqued
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>be mg2
>play faceit
>get matched against globals who have over 2k hours in game
Epic.
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>>122511496
>playing faceit as mg2
I'm LE and I still wouldn't do it.
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>>122511301
>>122511437
this is why we need a revised version
dosia is gone from hellraisers, noble is gone and so are tempo storm and mortality
also we need an updated logo for kinguin (old gamers2 logo pls)
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Will swag frag out or will he bomb?
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>>122511686
He willthrow
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>>122511686
swag is shit, mate. He was a stand-in for C9 a few weeks back and was laughable.
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>>122511119
Memeguin were never our guys
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>>122512080
they weren't when they had scream but they are with jkaem
we were cheering for them when reddit was still making >le pug team jokes
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Tried to get rid of my ICB skins on F3 and NME. Damn.
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Where the fuck did everyone go after the major? I'm not just talking about the faggots who only show up during majors but everyone who was posting before the major.
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>>122511119
>>122511301
>>122511437
>>122512080
>>122512460
renegades/ex-vox, lads?
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>>122512460
ScreaM left after they became G2 that means
>Memeguin were never our guys
So this image is full of shit
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>>122513096
Fuck off with this cringeworthy shit, dude.
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what are some good songs to micspam in pubs?
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>>122513215
>cringe
>using reddit buzzwords
:^)
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>>122513558
Major League Can Can
Most of Jasonafex's works.
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>>122513591
How nice that your confirmed yourself to be a top tier garbage poster.
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>>122513662
>state facts
>wow so much cringe
If you want you can go back to your safe space at r/GlobalOffensive
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>>122513096
regardless, gamers2 are currently our boys
i didn't make the image
>>122512973
renegades are certainly our guys desu
based cunts
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>>122512945
Still here, but I'm taking a break from video games so not really posting much.
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NA shitters, is the C9 vs Col match starting in 40min or is it 20min late?
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>>122516262
there some absurd amount of time between matches for some reason
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redditfags be like
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>>122516874
I thought Reddit was anti Thorin
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>>122517070
you can find support for anything anywhere, people still argue over whoever our guys are.
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koosta game sense lmao
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>That final NME vs RNG round
Ayy
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>that last round in the RNG vs NME match
wew lad
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>>122516874
why do redditors come here and mention their website nonstop
the fuck is wrong with you?
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What's the most amount of karma you've gained on 1 reddit comment? Like 30 here, but I only post in obscure sub-reddits.
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>>122518340
You know we ironically dislike reddit, right?
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https://twitter.com/theonlymichal/status/666400197153394688
twitter fite
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>tfw after playing solo queue starting from silver 3, I've finally gotten to LE
I'm kinda proud
but at the same time
>got the rank up on a tie
not sure how to feel
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Whats with this general and the obsession with reddit? I know 4chan in general always want to tell how much cooler our sekrt club is but this general just takes it to the next level
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>>122518992
At least we're not /d2g/ yet.
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Hey does anyone wanna do me a favor, I don't have photoshop on my computer.
Could you photoshop Koosta's face on this pic?
I'll post a pic of Koosta in my next post. It'd be cool if you got rid of the P but you don't have to.
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hey relay
sorry you had to play with those fags on your team
gg wp
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>>122503109
his mental age : 0
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>>122519114
>koosta's real name is Kenneth Suen
>KennyS
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>HE USES A STEELSERIES RIVAL
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>>122519578
How many times are you gonna post this? No one gets baited by you, dude.
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>>122519578
>he's an esports shitter who gives a massive fuck about what mouse he is using
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NICE
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>>122519973
>throwing jewish NA shitter
"Nice" is not a word I would use to describe him.
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>>122520296
dude nice reddit impression i like it
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how do you go from this
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>>122520407
is that boogie
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>>122520756
o'deag
>122520638
... to this
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I cannot into aiming or memorizing nade spots
therefore the game sucks.
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What rank should I be at 430 hours?
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damn twitter lighting up.
like two twitter fites at once #realniggatwitters
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>>122520823
>>122520407
I fucking love bigdaddy.0cean
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I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
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my fk1 is shitting the bed
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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If you went to one of these LANs, would you get a pro's signature? Or is that just for 14 year old Reddit kids?
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>>122522481
i wouldn't get some shitty baiters signature thats for sure
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>>122522481
its for children. real men don't get autographs from other men.
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>>122521718
>shitpost
>No one likes you
>hang yourself
>shitposting stops
>everyone is happy
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>>122521226
I have the naos 7000, i like it.
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>>122522481
i wouldn't get some shitty baiters signature thats for sure
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>>122522481
only if it was like KennyS or someone god-tier
or maybe steal or pic related
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>yfw cloud9 becomes a truly elite team now that seangares isn't holding them back
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>swag gets a average kill
SWAAAAAAAAAGGG
GOD SWAG
SWAAG GOD
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>>122522858
Moe would probably make you pay for it
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>>122522858
Fuck off, mudslime lover. If you like sub-humans, you're just as bad as them.
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>>122523025
sean is their most consistent player
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>>122522547
Um Hiko is one of the best in NA. A few bad matches doesn't make him shit.
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>>122523134
Consistently bad is what you're saying, right?
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>>122521128
sent you 4 dollars
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why does every fucking team fistbump on every round win. Its so annoying
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>>122523285
sean is always putting up numbers bruh
>>
swag my boy
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>>122523134
is being consistently shit a good thing?
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S W A G
W
A
G
Valve just unban iBP already damn senpai baka
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>>122523478
>celebrating kills on players that ecod
whoa sick 3k swag is epic dude
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>>122523482
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>>122523452
what games are you watching lmfao
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>>122523375
ur autistic
>>122523534
swag my boyyyyyyyyyy
>>
cyka blyat
>>
BRAX
R
A
X
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unban swag
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S W A G
W
A
G
this guy makes cloud9 a legit threat.
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>>122523801
swag?
>>
#freeswag #freesteel #freedazed #freeazk
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swag is hacking
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UNFREE SWAG QUICK, HE'S TOO DANGEROUS
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WOW SWAG IS PLAYING SO GOOD
No, no he's not. He's playing against a team that is supposed to be below him and he's taken like 3 duels so far. Fucking baiter.
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>>122524102
How much?
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15-1
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>>122524178
Doesn't really make sense to ask in this context. I'm just saying swag is overrated and always has been.
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>>122524102
maybe you should focus on the game semphis.
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>>122524102
idiot moron
>>
>let player thats most play since being banned was ten man pro pugs play
>still stomps teams that are top4 in esea invite
rOFL NA CS
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>>122524339
Underaged NA shitter. This site is 18+, fuck off.
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Daily reminder that Semphis used to be bigfoot, Swag used to be suicidal, and SeanG never ages
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>>122524435
q|:o)}
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>>122524265
Not really, most NA pros that played with him say he's the best in NA. You know more than a pro?
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>>122524574
>Most
Let me guess, moe & steel? Go away, you piece of shit.
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>>122524664
>literally this mad
back to hltv retard
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>>122524664
swag is #1 na kid
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>>122524664
Let me guess, you also think steel and dazed are baddies as well? lmao senpai baka
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>>122524818
I think they are shit.
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>>122524476
fat semphis was the ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen
makes me wonder if any of the fat loser neckbeards i know could look like hunky chads
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>>122524664
Also Hiko, AZK, Skadoodle from watching their streams and hearing them answer the typical "who's the best in NA" question that pops up in chat. I really don't care if you believe me or not.
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I feel like the way to get to MG is to make sure you're not on the team with the deranking smurfs.
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where is the stream at
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>16-1
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>>122524476
swag looks like he just saw his parents die
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Complexity are so bad lmaooooo
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>>122525056
>watching streams
>watching streams from T3 NA shitters
is this kid for real?
>>
#FREESWAG
But seriously, Valve need to hurry up and decide if it's a permanent ban or if they're going to let him play again.
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>better than expected
https://twitter.com/C9swag/status/666444974204940289
I do like the kid
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>>122525194
back to whatever shithole country you came from europoor
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>>122522481
>>
add me up for memes
i wanna derank desu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dezlyyyy
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>>122525274
No one fucking cares about these players outside your little bubble.
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>>122525425
>fifflaren
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>>122525425
I-Is that a signature from FNS?
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>>122525459
>>122525194
>>122524664
>>122524435
>>122524102
>>122523534
these posts came from the same person
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>>122525606
Thanks Captain
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>>122525568
yes you can also barely see kennys
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>>122525425
1. You might be able to scrub away the NA names with some sandpaper
2. Why are you using it?
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>>122525658
>>
jkaem is fucking hot holy shit
>>
I want to see them against Renegades or LG now.
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>>122526413
I too want to see him get rekt and NA shitters run home to their mother's.
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>>122526413
would be nice desu
>>
Who else thinking about going large on CSGL vs Liquid? My only problem is that Loord is garbage.
>>
>>122526749
please skip this shit, this will be fun to watch but the matchup is bizarre
>>
>>122526881
I feel that it's a 50-50 match. People from NA are inflating the odds so much I can't skip it.
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Having some problems with the steam controller (I got gabe'd) the controller option screen just leads me to a blank screen and i can' open it in game because it doesn't let me exit the option screen so i just get fucked. I also can't adjust sensivity, there is no difference between super low and super high, did i make a mistake vidgeneral kun?
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>rank up
>sleep well
>play one game the next day
>three people abandon
>derank
Hate.
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70 FPS
0
F
P
S
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Almost fell asleep waiting for the next match to start
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>>122527685
>likes moe
Hopefully you don't wake up next time you do.
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>>122528395
reDDIT ;00000
>>
>someone posts a greentext
>i screenshot it and post it on reddit
>2000 upboats
ebin :DDDD
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>>122529098
Go away, normie.
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Anyone play this game?
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>yfw method beat meme9
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>>122530809
yeah its pretty fun
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>>122530809
m1911, extendo mag, with AP rounds and a beam
most fun you'll ever have playing that tryhard game
>>
why is fiffy so cute?
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>>122530809
sniping is hella easy desu
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>>122530809
If you like the CS movement and shooting you're most likely gonna hate it. If you like CoD with realism mods or shit like that or Red Orchestra games then you'll probably like it.
I personally much prefer the arcade precise feel of CS GO, Insurgency feels awful to play.
>>
>>122532029
I played it and I liked everything except how fucking slow and useless smokes are.
But flashes are amazing.
>>
>>122532210
the RPG is pretty dank too senpai
>>
is this match ever gonna start it's 5:13AM and I got stuff to do
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Cloud9 or nexus
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>>122533230
>unironically meme9
>>
>this lan
uhh... gotards?
>>
>>122532210
desu smokes aren't useful in the way that they are useful in cs, but they're good for blocking off sight angles from open streets and shit
>>
>>122534405
Classic NA production.Just as impressive as NA teams.
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>ashitbu
for what purpose
>>
>>
swag is cute ! cute !!
https://twitter.com/c9freakazoid/status/666450930825494528
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>>122536513
>>
>win pistol
>win next round
>the third round enemy awp gets 4 kills
e
p
i
c
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>>122536662
>repeeking an awp 3 times after the first kill
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>just bet on mouz to beat envyus
Give it to me straight senpai, am I retarded
>>
this lan sucks
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>>122536513
>calls himself swag
>is a cunt
>north american
weew lad
>>
>>122536513
swag has always been autistic as fuck
>>
https://twitter.com/QNGaming
this is a real thing
>>
what the fuck is this azubu shit?
>>
seangares on suicide watch
>>
freak and swag are so cute together :3
>>
is it just me or are the casters a lot quieter than the game?
>>
swag is whiffing so many shots with that awp
>>
I thought you guys said C9 were shit?
What's up with these dominating performances then, /csgog/?
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>>122539609
it's against nobodies so far and swag is just pugging hard
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>>122539609
T2 team beating a T4 team.
>>
>losing a round just so you don't 16:0 the silver team
actually laughing out loud to be quite honest family
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>>122539404
swag has played like this for a long while senpai, he hasn't played anything but pugs in a fucking year
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>>122539609
sean let n0thing call
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>>122540039
>she
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>>122540039
steel looks fucking rough
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>>122540039
ssory i dont get this meme
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>>122540118
>>122540132
>>122540145
>>122540445
>not supporting our girl
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>>122540039
>>122540132
This isn't Counter Strike.
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>>122541325
>speedrunning isn't counter strike
https://youtu.be/XYSZzme4ahE?t=48m41s
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>>122541204
this lan has gone into REAL NIGGA HOURS lmao
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>>122541454
>REAL N***A HOURS
...
it's real lad hours, lad
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>>122541426
>cz deleted scenes
>on the lowest difficulty
>dies so many times
what
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>>122542563
possibly worth it given c9 have already made it out of groups and it's c9
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>>122542563
>>
>>122542563
I have 7 cents on them I think
>>
What is it with websites and this flat fuckhuge design? Are most people using phones and ipads these days?
>>
>first time using azubu
Was it always this shit?
>>
ResidentSleeper
>>
can these niggers start the fucking game already
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A LATE START THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
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>>122545021
worst thing about ESPORTS™
it's always been an issue going back to the SC2 MLG days in 2010
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>>122545105
>azuba chat
>its not their fault bet you can't run a better lan
uhh gotards?
>>
>tfw its only 11:11pm PST
>tfw have to listen to their shitty dubstep
>tfw falling asleep
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>accidentally bet on a nigger
>select all images with jewlery
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How is it that this shitty rgn production have slightly better casters than mlg?
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>>122545286
dumb frogposter
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>>122545105
>2010
*holds back laughter*
>>
Holy fuck that nigger has huge lips
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>the nigger is named APE
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>>122545517
Seriously?
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>>122545517
He used to be STATUTORY _APE
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why does DSR have a c9 logo..?
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>>122545517
APE is a white guy. Black guy is btk
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>>122545747
Nexus are throwing
>>
>>122545687
>>122545732
Nah, It would be funny if it was.
>>122545780
You don't have a sense of humor do you m8
>>
this fucking observer is horrible
>>
>black guys playing CS
why is this so weird
>>
>>122545917
I thought they only play fightan games
>>
swag confirmed cheating
fired then realised it would look sus
>>
so is this tournament not officially acknowledged by Valve or why is swag allowed to play? are c9 trying to push for an unban
>>
SWAG WITH THAT 1HP SURVIVAL
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>>122546061
it isn't valve-funded.
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>>122546061
Only majors are by Valve. And they're banned only from the bigger leagues like Faceit, ESEA, CEVO. They wanted to go along with Valve's decision.
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throin really hates muslims lol
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>>122546196
the ESEA and FaceIT bans are only for 1 year, currently.
>>
>>122546196
That's what I mean. How come this league doesn't give a shit about Valve's decision. It would seem like the smart thing to do for someone who's trying to break onto the scene.
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>>122546253
him and everyone else
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>>122546253
just like every rational person
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>>122546371
>>122546438
yeah but i'm surprised how open he is about it as a public figure
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>>122546253
source?
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>>122546297
Well it's not like the initial stigma of the ban is still there. I think most people want to see the banned players play again, so it helps them actually.
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>>122509649
lol
>>
Anyone else in southern california getting a really shitty server connection? Every few minutes my ping will spike to 150 and I'll get packet loss out the ass
>>
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>>122547348
no
here's valens with the 1v2 clutch for the ace though
>>
Ok, I'm global but I'm complete trash.
How do I get gud so that people stop bullying me for being a noob?
>>
I want to git gud, should I watch Yuru Yuri season 2 or sora no woto?
Please don't reply if you're not global
>>
>>122548341
neck yourself
>>
>>122548572
>Please don't reply if you're not global
>>
>>122548341
Yuri Yuri is more focused on cuteness overall so it will ultimately improve your skill more
>>
>>122547875
uninstall or derank please
I'm getting tired of playing with and against complete retards
>>
thinking of trading my FN Gut knife Tiger tooth + BS AWP Asiimov(with ESL Katowice 2015 Titan holo sticker, not that it matters to most) for a BS M9 Blue steel, will anyone go for this? I can add a couple more $10 skins..
>>
>>122548749
why
that's uggo af
>>
>>122548817
Think i should keep the Gut tiger tooth then? I want one that would look good while i have video options low. Crap pc desu
>>
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>mfw I didn't put an ICB on flipside last night
>mfw I went all in on mouz vs TSM
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>>122548906
Gut knife isn't really popular but you got the by far best looking one
wouldn't trade for battlescarred m9
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>>122549074
Gotcha.. Thanks, Anon.
>>
>>122546637
check his twitter
>>
tfw ear infection
how do i make the pain stop?
>>
So should I just use a trade up contract, or bet my $.03 guns on someone?
>>
>>122549236
you don't have to listen to my shitty opinion dude
buy what you want
>>
>>122549447
just kys
>>
>>122549531
something about keys? Are there any keys even left?
>>
>>122549524
Nah I was feeling pretty shit for getting ignored on csgolounge by "traders". Everyone wants me to overpay so much
>>
>>122549447
Bet against nv
>>
>>122549321
You don't
I had most parts of my body fucked up before but literally nothing is as bad as ear infections
The best part, that shit will come back
>>
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Why is the site in russian?
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>>122549697
I'm going to the doctor wednesday and hopefully I'll get some antibiotics
>>
>>122549796
don't drip water in your ear, it'll make it worse
hope he gives you ear drops
>>
>>122549882
Are you sure it'll make it worse? It feels like it would make it better.
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>>122549953
my doctor told me so at least
I dripped in water for days and it got painful as shit
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>>122549794
that's ukranian fucking idiot
>>
I suppose it might be better than a guaranteed 20 cents
Also it glitched I guess
>>
>>122550045
And the difference is...
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Why don't people like the Falchion?
It's fucking rad and the karambit is a pussy ass rice tool
>>
>>122550134
animations are garbage
if they weren't so shit i'd get a falchion night
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>>122550250
because of the middlefinger thing?
i think they look fine
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>>122550296
nah i dont like the pull out animation + right click animation
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>sgares smashes every night while u jerk off to the thought of ur crushes taco night farts
>>
>>122551059
Why are her eyes so far apart?
>>
>>122551059
Why does she squint her eyes?
>>
>>122551229
>>122551257
kys keks
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>lem
>solo queue against supremes with some comms it seems
>ct on dust 2
>hold b alone
>they avoid me and only push A
>team does some nice intel on mid and nades stop them on long
>feel good
>tr side
>kinda suck but still manage to secure 1 round
Feels good to know I'm on supreme level, like my other account. My friend just hit global elite. I feel like I need to practice so much, specially shooting.
>>
>gn2 after 10 wins
>think okay sweet
>derank after 1st game
gotards
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>>122551432
Shut the fuck up and git gud.
>>
>>122551297
neck yourself, race traitor
>>
>>122551059
sean gares is dating asa akira?
>>
You know what to do.
>Mouse
>Mousepad
>DPI
>Sensitivity
>Do you watch anime?
>>
>>122551729
kek
>>
>>122552054
>zowie fk2
>qck+
>400
>1.575
>not often, last one i watched was kaiji in like april or something
>>
>>122552054
>logitech something
>3 dollar multilaser
>800
>2.0
>I don't
smfc as of now
>>
>>122552054
>Razer DeathAdder Chroma
>SteelSeries QcK+
>800
>2
>kek
>>
>>122552054
zowie fk1
qck+
400
1.7
i watched gundam wing when i was a teen
>>
>>122552054
Red Dragon M601
HyperX Skyn Mounted to a thinkpad
800
1. something
why the fuck wouldn't I watch anime?
>>
>>122552054
rival
qck
600
1
yes
>>
>>122552054
Logitech 402
Razer Sphex
1600
1,57
Every once in a while, maybe one series a month, whatever my weebfriend recommends
>>
wow i poured some hydrogen peroxide in my ear and shit feels 10x better. doing this before work if i feel like shit again.
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>>122552895
hope you'll feel better soon anon
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>>122553436
thanks famas
>>
>>122552895
keep us posted
>>
>>122552895
Don't do this too often, it's dangerous.
>>
>>122553696
Yeah, I read it gets rid of your earwax so it can cause further infections, but if I'm going to the doctor tomorrow (hopefully), then I'm pretty ok with doing it once.
>>
>>122552054
>logitech g700s
>32x~40cm steelseries
>450
>1.35
>10-15 shows a season
>>
yeah ! Back to LEM !
>>
>reifags
nys cacti
>>
>>122555516
No one has mentioned this person in this thread. Why bring him up? Why do you people obsess over people that never come here? Fucking go hang out in your secret autistic club house instead.
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>>122555516
what cartoon is she from
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>he doesnt use a logitech mouse
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>>122555830>>122555516
t b h i want to c u c k cacti
>>
>>122552054
logitec g600
razer something
400
2.23
not much i watched nichijou tho
>>
>>122555841
If you'd been here for more then a year you'd know newfag.She's moots waifu
>>
>>122556136
i've been here since 2007 and she is ugly af fäm lmao
>>
>>122556346
>i've been here since 2007 and she is ugly af fäm lmao
>glorious german young girl
>ugly af
NYS
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>>122555960
id? i'll hook you up
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>>122557020
i meant irl
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look at all those games today
just take my fucking skines
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>>122557020
>>
>>122557036
id? i'll try to hook you up together if he wants
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>>122511816
>being this retarded
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how does it feel that all your teams will get keked in 6 months by Koreans, lads?
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>>122558708
koreans cant play for shit get back to your awful assfaggot games
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>>122495383
The only way to stop smurfs is to git gud anon. Then you only have to deal with cheaters
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>>122495716
Play more
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>>122558708
coreans have to move on dota first, but LotV just came out so even that has a while.
>>
you know that thing that pops up when somebody you reported gets banned
I havent seen that in months
>>
>deathmatch on vertigo
>hide in the toilet the whole match with a teammate
>jump out and shoot any anyone who walks by
>generally act like a retard with this other guy
>get second place on the leaderboard
>>
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>>122559971
that wasn't my point
my point is that casual deathmatch is cancer
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>>122560045
And now what?
Do you play CSGO for the deathmatch?
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r8 pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9cUAJNXtAo
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>>122560231
Are you playing against bots?
>>
>>122560231
>xd "Juan Deags" haha right guys?
no thanks
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>>122560387
DMG so yes.
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>>122560209
a friend talked me into buying it
i regret buying it
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>>122560416
I don't want to rek the nooblets too hard so I nerf myself with deagle t b h
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>>122560531
keep playing DM until you hit level 3 and get into competitive
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>>122560231
literally drink bleach
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>>122560231
please
please
neck
yourself
thanks
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>csgog will NEVER EVER be 1st in a 16:0 game
lmfaoo
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>>122562367
>MGE
>MGE with 192 wins
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>>122562507
cacti have over 700 and isn't global
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>>122560231
Best video ever ngl senpai
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>>122562550
cacti should neck herself desu
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>>122562645
>herself
cacti is a failed male
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>>122562707
It's 2015 though
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how the fuck do i trade
why does nobody want my redline
i just wanna make money
>>
get the JW shirt family
https://fnaticgear.com/r/4c99f3a457
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>>122563096
nice referral link faggot
i typed in fnaticgear.com
everyone else, don't use his link and directly visit the site, he will profit off you visiting his link
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>>122562884
low value items dont get traded alot.
you can get lucky, sure
>>
Anyone has a nice Skype booter to rent me?
>>
>>122563337
fuck you im helpin him out
>>
people literally said that 10years ago
koreans are just too shit AND too focused on money for cs
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>>122565629
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>>122558708
>>122565629
meant to reply
>>122566032
get back to your assfaggots you mad gook
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>>122565181
reported script kiddie
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>>122566402
Wat?
To who??!?
>>
MALEFIQ
OR
CGS
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>>122567343
malefiq
cgs lost to a fucking female team before
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>>122567343
Malefiq should have it from what I've read. I'm skipping.
I'm thinking about taking a risk and betting CSGL>Liquid and just go to sleep.
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>DMG friend was bitching about running into so many cheaters, but claims he is good even though he can't rank up
>Let him play my GE account to shut him up
>He wins 7 games in a row and goes positive in every one
What the
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>>122568868
dmg is where most smurfs are so he's used to play against globals anyways
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>>122568868
Post VAC DMG is smurf's territory now
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fucking matchmaking bomb time
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>wearing shorts in public
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>>122569080
>not wearing jorts
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>>122569080
this tbqhf
>>122569108
nys
>>
>>122568868
dmg is smurf heaven right now. anyone that gets stuck there is going to be really accustomed to playing people from smfc/global.
>>
winterfox or clg red ??
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>>122569554
please respond !!
>>
I'm using this rates
>cl_interp_ratio 1
>cl_interp 0
>cl_updaterate 128
>cl_cmdrate 128
>rate 128000
Should I use different ones when playing in Valve's 64tick servers?
>>
>>122569931
it doesn't matter and only autists will tell you it does
>>
>>122569554
Winterfox
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>>122570095
thank u .
>>
>>122569554
Winterfox
>>
>MM with GE friends a lot (from when I first started actually trying in comp)
>went from silver 1 to mg1
>Try solo-queue
>Everyone is a bumbling retard
I thought silver and gold were the retard ranks ;_;
>>
>>122570261
all ranks are the retard ranks
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>>122568868
>2 weeks later
>Global Cooldown
>Your account is currently untrusted
>>
>>122570486
I was standing right next to him in person.
>>
just started playing this game, is anyone here available to play with a scrub EU and help me out a little while I learn things?
also what is the point of the pug things? is it just generally a better way to play with your friends, or is it like a scrim sort of thing for people who want to take it more seriously than just playing on normal matchmaking?
>>
these semmler streams are the comfiest ive felt in months
>>
>>122570660
t. redditer
>>
I'm not good with words, but I wanted to express my thanks to Valve and the community here at /csgog/. These past few years have been complete hell for me. I've been struggling with depression, suicidal thoughts, and social anxiety since my late teens. However, I finally broke down and saw a doctor at the prompting of my girlfriend and was diagnosed with Bipolar 2 about 3 months ago. Although Im feeling a bit more optimistic, the foreseeable future is still full of Doctor appointments and endless amounts of new medications that offer peace at a hefty price.
>>
>>122570713
memeler is our guy now, so is thorin
>>
>>122570887
t. redditer
>>
>>122570931
thorin was always our guy, bud
>>
i wish semenler wasn't always associated with anders who is a literal personification of reddit
>>
>>122571234
t. redditer
>>
Seriously guys?
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>>122571994
tee dot red-it-ter
>>
What's t. ?
>>
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>i betted against schneider
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>>122572040
Starcraft requires skill. Semmler had it all.
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>>122572045
>>122572084
t. redditers
>>122572108
>Starcraft requires skill. Semmler had it all.
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>>122570357
this
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>>122572272
Don't you provoke me forgot about Kevin Rose pond filth.
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>>122572272
Yeah I'm a Redditor, what the h*ck of it?!
>>
this game is horseshit
>>
>>122573625
thistbh
>>
I wish source was at least semi-alive
>>
K A R R I G A N
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>>122573962
Eheh............ When's the last time someone told you hotwater
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>>122574193
what?
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>>122574273
Hotwater right clicky imma put a <h1> in muh field haxxx0000rz
>>122574398
Fuck off shitstain.
>>
>>122574442
Literally no idea what you're trying to say
>>
>tfw I woke up too late to put a small on hellraisers, who have always been tsm's kryptonite
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>>122574521
I'm calling out all the hackers.
>>
how much chance for dignitas upset? i could go medium on them
>>
i wish valve would delete csgo
>>
>>122574614
is that a source meme or something?
>>
>>122574748
Nice try buster.
>>
>>122574781
In sourcetimes I barely spoke english and only played with germans so I don't know all the hottest memes, sorry
>>
>>122574673
minimal without aizy, but it is a bo1 and virtus pro are doing insanely badly of late
>>
>>122574874
Oh if it's you then it's a sourcememe.
>>
nys tripfag
>>
>>122575215
could you please stop using my meme? I invented it and I hate seeing it used so much so pls stop
>>
>>122574874
>>122575006
sharing the freshest sourcememes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY
>>
>>122569554
>female CS
kek
>>
>>122575361
kys family
>>
>>122575215
God damn you.
>>
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>2 headshots
>4 hits in total
>88dmg
How do we fix the Glock ladies and gentlemen?
>>
>>122575406
All of my anime friends who are girls (they told me btw) are good you sexist
>>
>>122575546
by not lying
those numbers are not true
>>
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all in nV yeah?
>>
>>122575821
I hope NaVi won't lose to LG, Guardian might kill himself.
>>
Dig or VP?
>>
>all clg red matches are going to be played off stream
tip
topMY VAGINA MATTERS
>>
>>122575985
dig if you want profit
vp if you want safe 20cents
>>
>>122576037
what, really? just so they're not triggered by the twitch chat?
>>
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>>122576062
>vp
>safe
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>>122576062
>VP
>safe
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>>122575389
I lost my Israeli youtube connection rip :(
>>
>>122566802
4chans report system dumbass
>>
Shoulda book marked it. Is it still cool to switch weapon hands like in 1.6?
>>
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thorin retweeted anime
>>
another game ruined by op awp
>>
What anime should I watch next?
>>
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>>122577491
>>
>>122575769
I just did it in Deathmatch.
>>
>CIS lan championship
wow shitlords
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>>122577491
this one
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>>122568868
theres no difference in the ranks between dmg and ge
>>
>>122578338
not true family
>>
patsy is so goddamn UGLY
>>
>>122578397
pls dont even fib youd suck her anus in an instant
>>
>>122578704
rather claw my eyes out with my own dick
>>
>>122578756
>not wanting to slurp pansys holes
umm.. gotards??
>>
>>122578756
how about clawing my throat out with your dick
;)
>>
>>122578946
;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))
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Why is get right the best?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saodfDvPSYo
>>
yo for real though Id abuse the shit out of pansy
>>
yo for real though Id abuse the shit out of fifflaren
>>
why cant I get rid of my m9 bayo case hardened MW?
is it because you can get a CH of lower condition which would like as good as a minimal wear one?=
>>
>>
>>122579306
because ur gay, neck yourself lol
>>
yo for real though Id abuse the shit out of anon :3
>>
>>122579335
LMAO
>>
>>122579390
you probably cant maintain eye contact for longer than 2 seconds irl
>>
happening?
>>
>>122579335
Did we make this happen?
>>
>guys the script says they get 3 kills on us before we win the round
>oh shit we accidentally killed them all too fast except one
>whatever just pretend we dont see him while he kills us over 30 seconds the fans will still believe its real
nice game
>>
>>122575928
guardian is just waiting for when s1mple joins navi so he can actually have a fucking competant rifler to back him up
>>
>>122579390
id?
you could abuse me...
>>
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>>122579657
>>
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>>122576062
>vp
>safe
>>
>>122579657
no it was blackpeopletwitter aka celebrating low iq and getting kucked by blacks
>>
>>122579805
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sniler
>>
>>122579805http://steamcommunity.com/id/pontospontospontos
>>
>tfw got to LEM on a tie where I didn't have a kill for the first 7 rounds
The gods must be crazy
>>
>vp dropping the ball vs digniggers
whats going on i havent been following the scene since cluj
>>
>vp
>good
>>
>>122580146
VP's already out of the ESL league
>>
>>122580007
>>122579992
blocked
>>
>vp
>good
>>
Elige is a poor mans swag
>>
>>122580626
ur a gay mans gay LOL
>>
wub wub wub while the casters meme
>>
hiko always last alive cuz he baits his teammates
>>
why are turks so shit?
>play cs:go with my friend
>matched with two turks and one normal person
>turks are absolute shit and always take the AWP
>losing badly
>manage to win one round
>pick up one of the turks' weapon
>asks me to give him "his" weapon
>refuse
>he buys a shotgun
>kills me
>gets banned for 7 days
>his friend leaves
>actually win the match
no im not a silver
>>
>>122579948
>>122576576
>>122576362
>>122576062
hahahaa I hope someone actually fell for the meme
>>
>>122580908
low iq like all middle easteners
>>
>>122579992
you seem like a submissive faggot, not someone abusive
>>122580007
why is your profile private?
>>
hes always fucking last
>>
>>122581104
im taking the bait
hes always last ebcause hes supposed to be last. the way their roles are set up makes it so hiko is supposed to be the last man alive so he can clutch because thats whats hes best at.
>>
>>122580856
Hiko isn't playing right now?
>>
Where's the CLGred match?
>>
>>122576190
No one knows why. If anything, they'd probably want their matches played on stream more than anyone.
>>
why is aizy playing for dignigs right now?
>>
>>122581245
clg red matches aren't being streamed
>>
how the fuck is being hardcarried by a standin legal?
>>
>>122581204
hes always last
>>
I actually don't really mind Sprawl and Laserjesus
they aren't good by any means, but they aren't flat out retarded and annoying
sprawl is like a less cringe-worthy version of misled
laserjesus is about at the same level as heliumbrella
they don't make much analysis, but i don't want to behead them
>>
why is lounge so fucking shitty fuck I just wanted to bet some shitty skins aaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>122581598
unless you got stuff in returns you aren't gonna bet today
>>
I wanted csgl to rape liquid, but then i saw michu was an anime shitter
>>
>>122581598
>Why is louge so fuckign shitty
But, they're putting a good figh-
>I just wanted to bet
Oh. Well, yeah, louge is fucking shitty.
>>
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>>122581357
t. VP bettor
>>
fuck maybe I should start betting, dignigs winning was obvious considering VP's results in the ESL league
>>
>>122581321
>>122581245
>>122581412
Where are you watching that match right now?
>>
She looks like shit. Fat and those dead eyes. What the fuck?
>>
>>122581794
liquid match is on rng mainstream
clg red isn't streamed
>>
>>122581894
she looks like she is crying im not sure what happened i hope she is okay
>>
>>122581483
yeah, they're not horrible casters
They're certainly not a pain to listen to like misled/dust
I fucking mute the stream when they're casting
>>
KEEP ON MOUZ OR SWITCH TO TSM???
>>
>>122581894
she literally looks like a troll
and you can tell she is wearing a full cake of makeup no actual skin is visible
>>
>>122581987
Save your skins, go TSM.
>>
>want to fap
>bored of porn
>trying anyway
#firstworldproblems
>>
>another round ruined by the op dualies
>>
>>122582041
Onlinesports?
>>
>>122582162
`
bind mwheelup +attack
bind mwheeldown +attack
spin2win boyz
>>
what should I buy for 54 cents i got left over so i can bet
>>
>all those ESL matches
Which ones are streamed and where, which aren't?
>>
>>122582308
hltv.org
>>
>>122495147
Haha, why is that guy so close to the screen? :-)
>>
>>122582342
neck yourself
>>
>>122582393
Haha I get it. ;)
>>
>hiko topping the scoreboard
/csgog/ btfo
>>
>>122582628
sad thing is people are going to be sucking hiko's fat cock over this game
>>
Every time I see a post of a silly play by a upper ranked player the comments are a circlejerk ego-boost of how "ranks are messed up". That's fundamentally inaccurate. You're perceiving the ranks as messed up because they are correct now, and flawed a few months ago.
I'm a good example. Im not by any means the best at CSGO. At all. 6 months ago, I was not LEM. There is two reasons for this. 1.) I was a significantly worse player. I did not hit headshot as on purpose. I didn't throw proper nades. I didn't trade. It was a shitshow. I have astronomically improved. This is from tons of practice, and a change in my attitude to the game. 2.) Cheaters were banned. That doesn't mean everyone got better. It means the people being held back were let forward. The skill range is top heavy because most of us on this subreddit that have been here for a long time, experienced the vac waves. Go to csgocritic and watch games of silvers/novas. I was that way 6 months ago. I've improved, but I'm still not great. Please stop dissing lower ranks. DMG is not the new silver. It's still DMG, you just think it's terrible because you've gotten better than from when you were that rank. Give it 6 months, current silvers will be around MG at least.
>>
>>122582628
maybe the scoreboard of how fat ppl are rofl
>>
>>122582764
stay mad hater
>>
WHO WOULD /FUCKPANSY/ HERE?
>>
is buying sticker capsules a good investment?
>>
>>122582986
Yeah, get around 500.
>>
>>122582921
I'd plungerfuck pansy
>>
>>122582752
lol saw this post on reddit yesterday
>>
>>122582986
You're better off buying stickers themselves, I think. More of a direct investment if/when players leave or teams disband.
>>
Who /baguettes/ here?
>>
>>122582837
its not hard to topfrag if you bait as hard as he does
>>
i bet on fnatic rip skins lads
>>
i am loord ya ya ya
>>
>>122583118
thanks senpai
>>
>>122583051
>you will never EVER EVER get plungerfucked by a cute csgog boy
>>
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I swear every time she appears on the camera she just gets fatter and fatter.
>>
>muh get_right slayer
too bad he hasn't been relevant since then
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>liquid barely keeping up with tier 4 polish teams
>>
>>122583537
women literally only have 2 responsibilities to be considered successful, learn how to apply makeup and not get fat
she cant do either
>>
>>122583607
does a polish tier 2 and 3 even exist? I thought it was VP, these guys and that's it.
>>
>>122583721
vexed and theres one other team i dont remember i think
>>
>>122583626
Neither even require that much effort either which is what blows me away...
>>
>>122583383
>bait
hello silver
>>
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>You walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf on the ass
what do
>>
>fnatic
>>
>>122583878
suck his cock
>>
>>122583878
suck him
>>
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lmao breh
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>>122583878
>guardian
>walking
more like tumbling, el em ayo
>>
fnatic whiffing their sprays so hard lol
>>
>>122584286
I'd give her a creampie
>>
>>122583878
>tfw saw guardian IRL
he was a fat manlet holding a beer with a swarm of virgins around him
>>
>>122584636
what a god
>>
>>122584621
would you suck another mans creampie out of pansys puss if it meant you could deposit your own
>>
>P90
>bonus money
Shut up, Pansy.
>>
why is it whenever I see pansy all I can think about is shoving my cock in her
>>
>>122585558
L O N G
>>
>>122585558
Because you have no standards.
>>
ENGLISH STREAM FOR NIP VS VP!?!??!!
>>
>>122585004
No faggot
>>122585558
Iktf bro I want just shove my cock in her face and tell her to eat my sausage
>>
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how can I ban someone so he cant trade
maybe from sites like csgolounge reddit
or make him listed as a scammer in steamrep
>>
>>122585667
no its not like shes attractive I mean its like shes some kind of dick worshiping harpy who needs to be abused
>>
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>>122585558
>Being a degenerate chubby chaser.
>>
>>122585818
>getting scammed
how stupid are you?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfDHaWgoKLI
>>
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>>122585818
>>122585892
>someone sends me an empty offer with his skins
>lol free skins
>accept
>later get invited
>ask him what's up?
>he starts calling me scammer
>ez 350eu
Sometimes I don't understand peole
>>
>not wanting to breed pansy
umm.. gotards?
>>
>>122586296
>wanting to procreate piglets
no thanks
>>
>>122585890
My nigga
>>
why do people even buy rifles when the p250 is clearly superiour?
>>
>fps all about accuracy
>all weapons have first bullet inaccuracy
gotards?
>>
>calling flusha flusher
>>
>>122585892
no I just want to piss someone off for acting like a smartass you know
>>
Alright gotards, how the fuck do you justify $300-500 pistols being in most situations on par if not better than the ~$3000 rifles?
>>
>>122586893
>getting so btfo in an argument that you cry to daddy valve to take away their trade privileges
hey crybaby reddit
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>pansy getting horny from expensive skins
what a fucking slut lmao
next level
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france is flames
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>>122586825
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
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>>122587331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrNktD_PwA
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>these casters
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>be fnatic
>pick up someone who can pick up an extra 5 frags per game
>win
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>>122586069
this guy looks like a gay freddie mercury
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>FRANCE
B T F O
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pansy would be hot if she wasnt a fucking load
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i just want to watch our guys torqued but rgn is taking forever
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>meme
>may may
counter strike?
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>>122587701
so just freddy mercury
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>NIP and Fnatic play at the same time
>NIP wins first
NIP confirmed best team in the world.
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>>122587735
If she lost 30 pounds she would be an 8/10. I'd fuck her right now but I'd feel dirty once it was over.
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hey guys
i just traded a skin for 5k, and 10 minutes later, the skin is back in my inventory, and the guy i traded with has the same skin in his inventory
bug? did i just dupe an item accidentaly?
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guys should I save up cum for a month and then follow pansy home from casting a major and splash it on her hotel door handle
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SHAZAM IS SAVAGE
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dubs names it
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(okay sign)
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All-in Envy vs Mouz. This time I put stuff from my inventory.
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>>122588875
Pansy is my waifu
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WHO ELSE FULLY TORQUED FOR TORQUED??
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this fucking caster is constantly chuckling
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>>122588875
www.4chan.org/vg/csgog
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>>122588875
Penguin of DoOm
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>>122589125
a hue hue hue a hue ue
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>>122588982
That's fucking retarded. If they lose agains't TSM right now they will be out and have no reason to beat Mouz.
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>>122589137
reroll
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>placed silver II
>6 months later just hit LE
Am I good yet?
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>>122589303
>welfare LE
top le
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>he betted against the friendly biceps meme man
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>>122588875
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cacti_
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>>122588875
Stoagay
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>>122588875
Keked White Knight
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>>122589137
this
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>>122588875
Contaminatedpacket
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>>122588875
nigger juicer
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>>122588516
>>122588516
>>122588516
>>122588516
PLEASE RESPOND
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>fer missing that shot
throw 2.0 confirmed?
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>>122588875
Nigger killer
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>steel named all his skines "genetics"
based
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>>122589359
I don't really get why people call them welfare ranks, they're only easier to get to because all of the literal hackers got banned, leaving more room in the upper ranks, right? So LE now is actual LE, when old LE actually should have been SMFC, right?
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God damn what the fuck is wrong with VP
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>>122590680
it's ESL and they clearly don't give a fuck
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quasi
u
a
s
i
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would the world implode if torqued were to win?
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>kiko
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Ive lost all 4 games in esea since I started
help
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is this steel's first csgolounge match since the throw?
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DESU gonna get the fnatic shit next month when I get paid.
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>>122590679
stop this vac wave meme there are more cheaters now than there was then, there was no vac wave its a reddit meme
the ranks were changed by valve or the larger playerbase changed the ranks it wasnt vac stop this
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>drop an 8 bomb
>lose
will m0e ever find a good team?
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>>122592245
3sup was promising but he stepped down lmao
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streaming for 4hours not a viewer
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mouz or envy?
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>>122592323
rly?
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>>122592323
Envy has to win to qualify, so they will go full throttle. Odds aren't even that bad to go high on them.
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>>122592316
that sucks bro i can't imagine how many people stream and get nothing at all, it makes me really sad
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>>122590680
nothing senpai, they're always a safe bet
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>>122592902
>tfw first person to say neck yourself on /r9k/ with the script enabled
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NEW THREAD
>>122585896
>>122585896
>>122585896
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france wont win xD
terrorists win
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>>122593984
But France beat Germany on Friday night.
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>>122594103
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
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>>122594140
How much did you bet on Mouze and how tight is your ass clenched right now?
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