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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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NBKing save my skines!
Anime above everything else.
>long range duel P250 vs M4
>P250 gets a dink, rifle doesn't
uhhh gotards
So does C9 play today?
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>don't bet on mouz
>they win
>bet on mouz
>they lose
Oh well, I can bet my way back up.
another day of SWEDOMINATION
Reminder to vote for CS:GO, Olofmeister and Fnatic at The Game Awards senpaitachi: http://thegameawards.com/nominees/
>>122595047
>pope awards
>Talking about dank memes on stream
Fucking hell
>ESL casters besides pansy
>vomit.jpg
>Happy constantly getting ddosed
>>122595379
Why the fuck did he not do anything about that yet?
this shit is funny as hell
>>122594348
VP fans on suicide watch!
fapping desu
>>122594748
>betting on team solo choke
Happy is downloading his new cheat right now.
HELL YEAH FINALLY OUT OF DMG
LEGENDARY EAGLE HERE WE GO
dubs names it v2, no dubs last thread!
Are they really playing 4v5?
What are the rules on having a player unable to connect?
>>122595759
Good luck with GE smurfs m8
>playing 4v5
rip my skins
why wont they get a stand in???
wtf?
>>122595810
AWW FUCK
>>122595759
gz! NA or EU?
Envy wins 4v5
shame on mouz
rip nV betters xD
LMAO NIKO WITH THE KNIFE IN 3v4 AHAHAH
>>122595906
North EU
>>122595614
That's what I thought as well, that mouz would go full plow
I guess they call them tiltsports for a reason.
>mfw thinking of the NV betters the last few days
favorite was the fag who bet $4000 on the 95% bet yesterday.
>4v5
only gotards are retarded enough to defend this
bravo gotards, bravo
>>122596103
why would you bet on t2 teams
RUNBOOST NBK OP
>>122596231
no idea
Managed to win NIP vs VP, fuck betting on VP.
>people actually think that syria will win vs rome
lmao, see you all in 2045 years
wtf why is mouz playing with 4v5? can't they just kick gob so nv doesn't have a man up?
>apex toggling his aimlock in a 4v5 game
ummm gotards?
Did happy kill himself or something
>>122596373
vp are throwing every game because they can't get to lan
I thought that this was common knowledge
>>122596419
was probably VAC'd
Really loving this NBK vs Apex 1v1
this stream is fucking fun
>casters rapping
ayy bubba calm down
>>122596483
topkek
>>122596483
OMG it's true
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978241352
>>122596519
fugg i obviously meant NBK vs Niko
>>122596483
OMG HAPPY VACCED LOL
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978241352
>boot up cs:go
>start a ranked game
>get queued 4 randoms
>enemy team is a 5 stack
How can the matchmaking in this game so GODDAMN AWFUL
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
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>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>NICE GAME VALVEDRONES
>>122595784
Pansy is top waifu
>>122596447
the only reason i could throw those skines on mouz was due to vp and their fans
no regrets
>>122595784
www.4chan.org/vg/csgog
seriously though the scoreline in this 4v5 reveals how garbage mouz are
>>122596634
>>122596661
idiots
>>122596109
this casing is putting black ddk and white black ddk bants to shame
>>122596419
>>122596483
>>122596615
>>122596634
>>122596661
HOLY SHIT LMAO WAT THE FUCK
>>122596784
Some people fell for it :^)
hot kennys stalking stories
>>122595784
Gas the kikes
remember boys
once a cheater always a cheater :)
>>122595784
It's not my fault, I'm Happy
>4v5
>nV doesn't have an IGL
>10-10
LMAO mouz
>fucking faggit thanks for makin me lose my whole inventory
nV fangays everyone
>>122595784
TeH Penguin of DoOm
>>122597214
thising this atm
shame about the dubs
>>122595784
pew pew pew
>tfw literally the only games your party loses are against cheaters
I'm starting to think Valve doesn't ban cheaters so there'd be a match for actual good teams.
>gob b
>5:15 in a 4v5
>NBK on a 30 bomb
top kek Mouz
>>122595047
this picture crashed my browser
Holy shit this is unfair, somebody make it 3v5 already.
lol kennys' spazzy spray to get a headshot
no hacks though right?
uhmm gotards hello?
uhmm getards hello?
or are mouz just losing on purpose because the match was fixed for skins?
made a thing
>>122595784
my e-penis
wait i'm finally watching this
is this seriously a 4v5
what the fuck happened to happy
ANSWER ME YOU GOTARDSSSSSSS
>>122597619
DDOS for skines
>>122597569
Have you ever played this game? Doesn't matter where you aim. Just move the cross hair around a bunch and hope the rng goes your way
>>122597619
>>122597581
Happy was killed by islamic terrorism.
gob b so fucking bad
>>122597619
the match is probably fixed for skins so mouz is forced to lose
>winning a game with 1 less player is possible
GOTARDS?
too ez
next game envy can do 3v5
>>122597707
I'm actually disabled (born without arms, legs, or genitalia) so I've never played a video game before. Please be sensitive.
>>122597853
Sorry, I've been struggling with my ableism. I meant no offense
HOW THE FUCK ARE MOUZ THIS SHIT
WHAT
LE
FUCK
Natural Born Killer
LOLOOOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAH
HAHA HOW FUCKING
HAHAH
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
FINALLY PROOF OR SHIT YOUR GAME IS HAHAAH
>buy tec9
>spam m1 while strafing
>get kills
excuse me, gotards?
CZ>AWP
>>122597921
As long as you're aware of this privilege. I'm only watching this game since mouz is an all-cripple team, too.
gob b to save thing
>4.5 v 4
lol what
top. fucking. kek.
>winning 4v5
noobsports
HAHAHA GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH
YO HOLD ON
WAIT A MINUTE
*smacks lips*
OK SO LEMME ASK YOU
*leans towards screen*
UHM...GOTARDS HELLO?
>kraut cs
>4v5
>still lose
Disband that shit ass team
>mouz
Of course France goes huge on their t-side.
DDOSERS CANT DO SHIT
>missed Torqued murdering CLG Red.
no
what would be the worst but simultaneously most based team in all of csgo? You can use players multiple times.
protip: It's a team consisting of 5x god b
>>122598330
not being streamed anyway
>>122598330
It's already over? Fuck
>ddos
>still lose your skins
betters are the ULTIMATE cûcks after germans
>>122598398
gob a
gob b
gob c
gob d
and gob e
>>122595784
www.reddit.com/r/anime
>>122598462
Nah, it's being streamed on the second RGN stream. I dunno the url, though.
>>122595784
*tips fedora*
>>122598398
what i like about gob b is that when he actually prepares a strat for a team (you can see this in the game against g2 at dh, he puts himself where he shouldn't be fragging and is more important for controlling the map and sneaking around. he knows he's bad.
>>122595784
Magic Stick
>fak
>>122598562
No, they're streaming CSGOL vs someone else
I'm having issues connecting on an old smurf account. I let my friends play on it a long time ago but now I can't connect to ranked for some reason. And it can't just be an issue with my computer or anything because I can play on my main.
Anyone experience this?
operation dropping hot this friday
>>122599201
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>>122599201
>my anime face when
>mfw umaru posting on magog
>DDOS Happy for skins
>if Mouz win, Louge underpays
>no one cares cause still receiving 3:1
>keep the rest for themselves
>Mouz lost
>no draft yet
Fuck you CSGL!
>>122597454
You're welcome fám.
>my mfw when 1v4 clutch and enemies mad af in all chat
>>122599543
>my mfw when
umm gotards???
>>122596019
So you just reached GN1?
Congrats man!
>>122599543
post your yfw face when shitposting on csgog
>>122595784
nigger blaster
/tf2g/ here
DMG at 89 wins. How am I doing?
I'm NA if that matters
>>122600005
>>122600184
that's equivalent to EU silver elite
terrible
how long does it take to get decent at surfing
>>122600357
Thanks bby doll
>>122600267
I've seen Deviantart stuff better drawn than that
>>122599653
toxic desu
Anyone else enjoying the new
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
meme?
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for
>>122601023
how did u do that
>>122600572
yw senpai
>>122601116
copy paste. just put it at the bottom of you post and you'll get some (You)s, like so.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601228 (You)
>>122601228
what the h*ck how do u do that???
>>122601371
>>>122601228 (You) (You)
thanks
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601481
>>>>122601228 (You) (You) (You)
good shit desu senpai
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122601481 (You)
>>122601471 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ (You) ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>queue up with 2 friends
>get put with a guy not moving in spawn just singing in swedish and another spanish guy talking about how successful he is
How do I play on american servers? I'll take 200 ping over this.
>>122601662
>queue up with 2 friends
>get ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>have amazing speed in my computer and no viruses
desi vs steel next
OK guys, I admit I bet my two main rifles (AK and M4) on EnVy vs Mouz and my eyes were wet when they resumed the game on 4v5. But what a feel seeing that game.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᴹᵉᴹᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122595784
"dubs named my shitty gun"
Shit meme stop forcing it
>>122601872
the casting was ungodly
>>122601818 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602112
>>122601872
Try cheering up by installing Windows 10, and asking Cortana how to cheer up!
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602241 (You)
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᴹᵉᴹᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
I want to blow my load so far up Pansy's ass she drools my cum
>>122602524
that is hot
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
ᵀʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
If you're at RGN and gonna play in a game, change your name to [Player name] ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602524
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵂʰᵒʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602653
haha lol that's pretty epic xD
take my reddit gold good sir!
>Thank you for your email.
>We have cancelled your order as requested.
arigatou gozaimasu
>>122602718
Wow that looks refreshing and energizing
>>122602778
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602718
Wow! I feel like I have the power to crush my competition just reading that post's webmovie!
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᵒᶰˢᵗᵉʳ™
>>122602778
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122602798
ᵀʰᶦˢ
how do I watch azubu in livestreamer reee
>>122603282
seconding this áµ—bÊ°
THIS SEX WEED WAS PUSSY ASS BY WINBLOWS 420
AHAHAHHA
H
FUNYY
FUNNY ??
FUNNY ???? MMEEM
FUNNY MEME ???
FUNNY MEME 420 ANGRY PIRDS PEWDIEPIE ASSHOLE SEX ANAL ANAL BEADS ASS HOLE PUSSY VIBRATOR
WEED ;AHAHHA
EHRRRRRRRRRREAPÖKLWRTG
do you guys think that weed xD
umm gotards ??ß rter4rgfffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>122603282
Try upgrading to a Windows 10 PC.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
Fuck, I can't believe CSGL lost to Shitquid. I'm on a bad streak again..
>>122603395
ᵀʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122603395
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122603282
>>122603360
You have to download a nightly version of livestreamer. Do that, then open up your command line in the folder that the downloaded livestreamer is in and use livestreamer as you normally would.
>>122603545
>>122603519
>>122603513
DICK PUSSY PEN0R LOL???
AHAHAH THATS THE SHITTY MEME SHIT ASS THIS SHIT SHIT THIS STHIS THIKTS HST ASS ASS ASS AASSSSSSS
ASSSSSSSS
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AS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AHAHAH ASS ITS BUTT :DD FUCK!!! PUSSY SEX WEED NIGGER TITTY xD XD
:o GOTARDS???? TTTTTTTTTTTTT
hiiii
let me lay down a quick meme
>>122604160
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122604230
*JERKS OFF AND CUMS ON YOU* AHAHAHAHH I CUUMMED ?? ? ? HAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEE
I WAANA TO CUMMY ON THE M0E AHAHAHHAH
LOL
CUM ON MOE
GET IT ??? :DDD XD ROFL LOL
*snorts KOKAINE off my own huge black nigger dick* AHHH SHIT YEA THATS THE STUFF *snorts more HEHAAAAAAAAAAAA**
EJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>122604204
I hope you don't live in UK because I reported this to the authorities. Seriously, I've had it with /b/ tier edgelord kiddies like you. It's about time you learned your lesson.
>>122604441
Genick dich selbst, Hans.
>>122604486
i giggled irl
good post lol
>>122604160
This poster is slavic. lmao
i put on the a4 but it gives me the S
stupid fucking game doesnt work. pretty sure it costs 3100 too
>>122605657
s costs 3100 now
>>122605867
but it shows the m4a4 and gives me an a1-s
>>122603519
>>122603545
>>122603642
>>122604160
>>122604230
>>122604441
>>122604486
>>122604663
>>122604692
>>122604765
>>122604780
>>122605657
>>122605867
>>122606042
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>122606042
Mouse2 to remove the silencer, retard.
>>122606042
give me an a1-succ of dick
gook squad ttytt (to tell you the truth) pham
autimatic
stewie2k
koosta
n2g
kiko
mac miller
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What do you think the chances are Allu posts on ylilauta? i thought it was like their facebook or something, hell the guy tweeted his balls and refuses to delete it.
>>122606657
finns are fucking insane
>desi and steel at the same LAN
FIGHT WHEN
Why the fuck have bots not been fixed yet? When updates are done because a train occasionally blocks a shitty over-the-map grenade, why have we still got bots that don't follow every order?
If I am unlucky enough to get a player on my team that disconnects, I expect the bot to follow every order and at least stay in the position I fucking tell it.
>>122595784
Give me all your monies
NEW SKINS WHEN JESUS CHRIST I NEED MORE SKINS
>>122607012
hot this friday
Whoever said bet against VP was right I guess, ended up about the as if I had used a trade up contract
MOE IS PLAYING
Why is Hiko such a fat fucking loser?
I want to love Liquid, but I just fucking can't
I love the org
I love adreN
I love Fugly
I love elige
but i just fucking hate them because hiko is on the team
What's the NA equvalent to EU ge?
>>122607814
lem
Wait are people actually doubting our guy m0E?
Fuck, I bet on LG against NME but the odds are completely fucked now.
>all Ts are on verge of attacking B, assembling around
>camera still on a CT watching squeeky
Fuck that director, sucks major balls.
steel trying to carry these shitters
>stream csgo for 7 hours
>no viewers
>>122608882
are you cute?
>>122608924
i have no breasts that must be it
STEEL 27 KILLS IN THE FIRST HALF
#FREESTEEL
>>122607648
it was either fucking flowsick or hiko
#FREESTEEL
#FREESWAG
#FREEAZK
[SPOILER]#freedazed[/SPOILER]
>>122609665
NICE SPOILER
literally xp3 vs steel
>>122609424
>>122609665
what game?
uh gog?
youcan buy cheats?
whoa
is anyone else unable to watch azubu streams using livestreamer?
>Torqued
>Garbage toxic meme team
Pick 2.
>>122610623
>toxic
>>122610623
this isn't even torqued they don't have dazed azk or a2z
>moe
>desi
>steel
>all in the same pro match
Which one is our guy again?
>>122611069
None of them.
>yfw 4chan has CSGO cheats ads
>shitter2k
gooks need to stick to mobas
>>122611069
steel and moe
steel is gonna pummel desi after this especially when they lost
>steel drops 36 bomb
>still loses
god stewie and n2g or so bad
>>122611107
so our only guys are hiko and freakazoid?
>>122611158
With all the shitters here who have money to waste, not surprising.
>tfw none of these shit matches with shit odds are even worth betting on
>>122595784
ONE TENTH DRAGON LORE
CSGL with 9% against C9? That doesn't seem right
>>122595784
check my 6
>>122611617
Max Renegades or LG
Oh no, I betted on SKDC. Please save me.
>>122611867
>max
>>122611867
I lost my entire inventory on both of these teams in the past week. Fuck you
>>122608882
Damn m8 there's like 5 pages of people just like you
>>122612325
seven
hours
;_;
must be embarrassing for RGN to run such a shitty tournament the day after the same exact venue hosted a better tournament
>not maxbetting GA against c9
>>122613431
>against C9
>with swag in it
They lost their anchor, team here at this crappy LAN can beat em now.
>>122613431
simply dank
>>122613610
Answer: Who is Renegades?
>>122613610
*no team
>>122595784
Ron Jeremy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPjpqiCxc4o
Stupid Muslim bitch BTFO
steel had to carry this lmao
>>122615181
did they win or lose I went over to my grandma's house
>>122603642
thx anon
>>122615408
if they had anyone that wasn't n2g they would've won tbqhfamily
>>122615408
Grandma's make the best food. What did you eat?
>>122615581
She and I made some french onion soup. was pretty delicious
I go over there most nights to watch Jeopardy, it's pretty comfy
why are renegades so ass dude
>"we're just going to take a short break and we'll be back in 30 minutes or so"
>30 minutes
>a short break
Fuck this Lan.
DEAD i repeat DEAD thread
have some memes in the meantime family
>The game will start in thirty minutes.
>try to install steam on linux
>403
valvetards will defend this
>everytime check stream its a waiting screen
>can't tell if actual games are being played or this is all an elaborate joke
hot memes fresh off the press
>>122618402
install gentoo
>>122618538
>tfw i got a warning for asking in /srg/what happened to cosmo
>somewhere in Europe right now pansy is stuffing her fat ass face
what the FUCK is azubu?
why is this not being streamed on twitch?
fuck this curry shit
>>122619792
desu azubu is pretty old school. real memers will remember watching jw on it
because rgn has a deal with azubu
>>122618747
>yfw Pansy dated Deman for 3 years
Pansy x Deman sextape when?
>dank edm is only playing on the primary stream and not the one with a game underway
wtf this shit is bumpin tho
>>122620459
>dank
Most of Monstercat is awful though
>>122620579
They're only playing half monstercat I think. This wasn't one of the normal ones you hear on ESEA or FaceItbut I like most of those, but not the one playing rn
Who knew sticker guns could be worth so much?
>>122621142
I don't believe you.
>all these disgusting shitskins with airhorns and stuff
jesus fucking christ they are truly subhuman
>>122622184
there's like 2 skins that look okay with stickers
>screeching and banging cowbells
>tfw icb on ga
god4givesTACOdoesnt
>>122622184
aryan csgo team when
Are Games Academy our bois?
>>122623852
no they're dirty brazilian nobodies
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHH
*CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK CLOUCK CLOCKCLOKCLOCKLOCLOCLOCLCOLOC*
EUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
These howling monkeys are tilted c9 so hard
these BRs are fucking based
THEY HAVE FUCKING WHISTLES AND COWBELLS
THEY'RE CHANTING
>>122624968
Late to the party I see
I know you guys are mostly NA atm, but did you see the insane jks three 1bs on mirage in the 3v2 after plant?
>>122625125
Yeah. It feels good. I am conflicted to root for Renegades or not
i feel so confused watching this c9 game on ambien
>>122625510
m0E is that you
>>122625510
HENIIIIIIII
Oh lord
>cloud9
lolololol
What the fuck man
B L A T A N T
L
A
T
A
N
T
T H R O W
H
R
O
W
faggot was walling
>Kek9
>NA "pro" team winterfox almost lost to steel+4bots
#freeswag #freesteel #freedazed #freeazk
>Brax was just a kid man, he's matured! He would never throw again@ #FREESWAG
>>122626474
Nah, fuck 'em. They shit, nigga.
>>122626557
hahahah preaaach xD #wags #casraswagas
>>122595784
i like dick in my ass
>>122626513
>>122626557
>i take esprotts professional gaming very seriously, throwers and toxic players should be permanently banned
>>122626557
lmao how much senpai?
>>122595784
Eat Dix
>>122626791
>>122626860
I just like watching good Counter Strike. I don't wanna have my time wasted by those shitters.
Go jerk each other off in their streams, you faggots.
why is semmler such a cancerous faggot? Saw his stream today and he STILL talked about hazed burning for the matchfix.
jesus christ get off your high horse man, valve needs to set a definite ban for this issue.
>>122595784
n00b with m4a4
>>122626791
nah, they shouldn't be banned for life, it's just funny to see these keks on the swag hype train getting shit on
I DON*T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY YALL MAGGOTS SAY LMAO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122626962
but they are better than the vast majority of NA "Pro's" desu
>>122626998
semmler has always been a faggot
shit caster too, but he appeals to the ADD retards who need the game shouted at them to pay attention
>>122626998
>>122627184
>csgoggles are such edgy contrarians that they pretend they hate semmler now
lol :)
>>122627157
Go back to banging on your beer kegs, Clown.
Oh thank fuck there's an Azubu plugin for livestreamer. The site is a laggy shitty mess.
>>122627174
The game has evolved a lot since they were playing and struggling to beat T2 teams.
>>122618747
eww
>>122627440
>yfw your stream closes every 5 minutes
Would Haswell-e or Skylake be a better choice for CSGO? Haswell-e has almost double L3 cache and more cores (lol) while Skylake has a higher clock.
More cores would be nice for doing other shit while playing CS, but I kinda feel they're superfluous.
>>122627294
You're praising a guy that wears custom tailored Vittorio J suits and 600$ shoes. All the while spouting such nonsense as " dazed and the rest of IBP must burn" completely forgetting about azk entirely.
>>122627571
Skylake, CSGO benefits from better IPC, you'd want a 6700K since it's the fastest CPU for CS:GO.
So I'm smurfing at LE in MM and these guys play like novas.
>smokes with large gaps
>team flashes
>holding retarded angles
>charging in blind
>not using SHIFT to walk and alerting enemies
>>122627663
Interesting. Thanks.
>cobble
Why is this allowed?
>>122627871
I assume you were global before the vaccening? welfare ranks
>>122627990
how does a bunch of cheaters getting vac'd mean other people got "welfare" ranks?
>Post YFW people believe the welfare ranks meme
>>122628105
rank is regulated by population, not skill
nowadays being GE doesn't even mean anything, unless you plan on bragging in your class to plebs
>>122628247
hello reddit
>>122628105
It's complicated. There was a VAC wave which reddit says caused the changes, but in reality it was either a massive upswing in the popularity of CSGO or Valve changing how the ranks are distributed. Either way, it because much easier to get to any rank.
>>122628301
but what does a bunch of cheater getting vac'd have to do with that?
>>122627990
Yes, and I'm not even try-harding. I'm deliberately middle-fragging so I won't rank up.
What's more I don't even play CS:GO very often these days and yet most of these retards have 2015 service medals when I'm like level 25 on my main.
>>122628105
It's not really the fact that the cheaters got vacced, it's the fact that csgo is stupidly popular and the sudden influx of people lowered the average skill level. Because now there's millions of 0/10 and 1/10 players and the 5/10 players are the highest rank.
what's the 3rd map if c9 win cbble?
>>122594348
I just explained it to you dum dum. Cheaters got banned, population dwindled, slots freed up in the ranking ladder. Haven't you ever seen how ranking works in competitive games? what you think that everyone can be global at the same time if they all have the same skill set? Hell no.
Why do you think they added the ranking system to begin with, because they just made new accs to calibrate.
>save round win
hate this game, boys. hate this game.
>getting knifed in pistol
this is why you don't usps
>>122628859
Office.
>>122628541
congrats, you're a natural
here's your (you)
all dem 1.6/source hrs paid off
here's your (you)
you're a prodigy
here's your (you)
go pro
8%
8%
8%
Americans jelly? :)
>>122628424
Oh boy here we go! Fucking shithead get this its the same amount of fucking times you need to win to rank you fucking faggot retard. Everything is the fucking same minus the fucking hackers and do I need to remind you that there are still many hackers just not as much as before.
swag always goes for the pistol fake, i swear it's only worked that one time on dust2
>>122629302
>Everything is the fucking same
Hello DMG, I assume you're enjoying your stay so far?
swag is back, baby. Couldn't resist throwing with those sweet odds.
>>122629156
Nah I get rekt on ESEA.
It's just that LE is the new Gold Nova, that's all.
I mean... is GA cheating?
coz honestly all their players always seem to know where c9 is, they get all these weird fucking kills all the time
I don't give a fuck about this game, btw, I'm just saying, these guys are sketchy as fuck
is this like one of those time where lan cheating actually might have happened?
>>122629705
>mfw I'm thinking the same exact thing.
>refrained from posting since I knew I'd be called a c9fangay...
>>122629302
If it was actually the hackers, then it would be gradually go back to normal as they buy new accounts. Do you think hackers just go "Oh well, Valve got me, GG" and call it quits?
>>122629705
>>122629839
>C9 fangays
nys
>>122629839
fucking c9fangay
>>122629705
I don't want to jump the gun, but their shots do seem pretty unorthodox. Like that spam through the doors at A on ska. Like what the fuck was that
DESU swag is playing for frags since he hasn't played with them as a team and everyone is just wiffing shots on C9. GA isn't even playing super well.
>>122629705
Or maybe they just haven't practiced with swag as a team? Do you really think he did squat on c9? "reviewing demos" kek, sure. He's just pugging like usual, look at him
Is it me or do I hear a goddamn violin
It seems like in CS:GO the underdogs(in terms of bets) are much less likely to win than in something like dota
>>122629705
>>122629839
you wouldn't be saying this about swedes.
they're just outplaying c9
good calls, positioning and their aim is on point.
what have you actually seen that looks legitimately dodgy? some pre-fire and wallbangs? come on m8
>>122630387
People bet dota? Why? Everything is so cheap compared to CSGO, you'd be winning pennies.
looks like sgares' contract isn't going anywhere anytime soon
>>122630387
just the nature of the games. MOBAs have hundreds of heroes, spells, all kinds of shit to strategize about. CSGO is just shoot them niggas in the head, which means the better teams gonna win more often
>>122630387
in csgo, three bad plays can lose you three rounds
in dota, 3 bad plays can lose you the map
>>122630626
>moba
please man, it's an assfag
I like how so many people call for -Freak, yet he consistently does good in comparison to literally everyone else in C9
why tf did swag not replace n0thing?
>>122630626
And dota is just destroy the enemy's base on the other side. It's true that cs go is less complex than dota, but not by a large margin. Keep in mind that you still have to learn a shit ton of things that take time.
But only in cs go you can truly return to a win, look at c9, they where literally in the shitter a few minutes ago. This is pretty casual for cs go, but for dota it's almost a miracle if it happens.
Why didn't GA do a full buy on the last round instead?
>>122630959
gares is at a wedding I think.
I am still convinced that c9 can only play well against NA teams
this is just an NA stomp for them
when its against EU they choke, because they play with different strats
>>122630934
He's got a good positive attitude about himself, his team, and the game, no matter the circumstances. He's the kind of guy that'll share the last piece of bread with you. That's what keeps him doing consistently well.
>>122631108
it's not really choking when you're expected to lose
>>122631117
>eating the ends
Does anyone know how much this is worth? Please ignore the sticker
>>122631243
Figure out catchy name for pattern on mag and ask 2x market
>>122631243
>right click skin
>"sell on community market"
>read
you're welcome
this is proof c9 need an IGL aka SEAN GARES
>>122631326
i heard more blue is more on case hardened
>>122631313
that seems dishonest
the history of the NA scene is filled with non-stop online trashtalking and people fucking over each other on lan, how can you guys co-exist in this community and not be at each other's throats at every event?
>>122631117
So he's like.. Jesus?
Has ANYONE had a goo time using Azubu? I feel like it constantly hitches up, has shit framerate and looks bad.
>>122631470
By not being faggot children about it like League kiddies think everyone is.
>>122631481
yes
>>122631243
I dont think anyone has ever given price advice for case hardened skins in this general
>>122631649
o-oh, sorry
>>122631243
put a nametag "tornado" on it
>>122631243
Market it as a "Blue flame magazine RARE" and see what happens.
>>122631470
who says we're not
iif your a big guy just smack the noodle armed nerd talking shit to you as soon as I see him, you gotta put them in line then you get less trashtalk cause you know theres always gonna be trashtalk online
>>122631436
people who pay for more blue on skins are usually redditors you can post there and see if they'll give you an estimate also maybe csgl
lmao koosta
>>122631470
Congrats, you figured out why we hate hiko and co.
>>122632208
i'll do it tomorrow maybe, thanks
i don't really know how to use reddit and i don't feel like learning today
>>122632302
Reminder Coaster is our dude.
>>122632492
You're out of luck if you aren't already in their trading cabal. They made the sub private and you need to go through a bit of work to get in then wait for mod approval, which I've heard almost never happens since they're lazy. Just making up some story about the pattern and posting on Lounge might be your best chance, sorry.
Or ask Dazed on stream and hope he's in the mood. He has a thing for blue AKs.
is there a way to get a buy ak/famas bind? it keeps buy a famas AND an M4, but as of late I'm finding m4's to be more expensive than they're good for - the famas has five more than the 4s and not much more inaccurate once you internalize the spray, the difference literally buys a full set of nades
and then there's the burst, heads just pop in an instant
that being said the ak is still indisputably better than the galil, sure the difference buys 2 flashes and a smoke/nade, but the raw power is just too different to compare
>>122632816
Yeah there's a way, set up the buys instead of just using default. This might even be in the tutorial in game lol
Just google it.
>>122632816
http://csgobindsgenerator.com/
how fucking retarded do this RNG people think we are? It says the match starts at 8:30 when the previous match didn't even fucking end until 8:40
we wish we were dead
>>122632762
he ignored me so i'll just give up, idunno
>GA playing 20 times smarter and more organized than C9, even though GA is filled with objectively noobier players
*sigh*
>>122633020
>>122632947
yeah that's what I've done the line is literaly
buy ak47; buy famas;
and it still buys a famas AND an m4, it's like it's hardcoded to buy an M4 if the converse is ak47
sure I can set up famas on another bind, but I was hoping for a single button either side
>>122633415
First try unbinding it first then doing that, then check what it shows as your auto buys in the buy menu in case that's fucking it up. Out of curiosity, why aren't you just using two different buttons?
>>122633372
stream?
>>122633665
livestreamer http://www.azubutv.com/gorgntv source
>>122633415
it cant be the same key retard
the ak slot is the same as the m4 slot just opposite team
and why the fuck do you need a bind anyway
if you cant navigate the buy menu effectively then you will stay silver forever
>>122633415
>and it still buys a famas AND an m4, it's like it's hardcoded to buy an M4 if the converse is ak47
Yeah, IIRC, buy binds are forced to do that in order to avoid some glitches. Basically, you're buying from that slot instead of the gun itself. I don't think you can avoid it.
>people still fall for the "shroud is bad" meme
SHROOD
>>122634228
I thought he was playing against a T3 NA team atm, is that not the case? He can't perform at all on LAN vs EU teams.
>>122634326
GA is, like, the third(?) best Brazilian team. which isn't saying much.
they're probably the equivalent to a tier 2.5 NA team.
I always thought that the A4 was considered better than the 1S? What do you guys prefer?
is this the end for the huehue?
I thought swag was good
>>122634659
tfw i now understand why there are no huehues in dota anymore
choke9 has been engaged
>>122634497
ak :)
>>122634762
He always eventually chokes on LAN. He's like Device during the Fetish era of Dignitas.
>>122634762
Who told you that? That man is a liar.
>>122634497
A1 is for silvers and faggots.
>GA tilting because of loud americans
SKA
>swag is bottom fragging
lmao
having chest pain wtf
FEEEEEEENXXXXXXX
c9 is going to lose so fucking hard
>>122636070
Press on your chest, does that hurt? Costocondritis
If it doesn't, are your arms going numb? If it's your left around you might want to get checked out
If neither are true and you have a headache, you might have high blood pressure, and should probably mention it to your physician
>>122636139
14-16
19-15
16-14
8%?
Tbh these casters aren't half bad, I think with time they could be pretty good but since they're on such a dead channel they won't have much room to improve or creative criticism.
Seem like nice guys tho.
Why doesn't /csgog/ have a team?
>>122636543
a csgog team would have animes and hackers
any recognizable person related to this general is disliked and should be kept that way
>>122636674
a team of hackers?
so..... T1 EU?
>>122625882
>>122625882
>>122625882
>>122625882
>>122625882
reminder you're retarded if you think that tier 3 huehue monkeys can beat c9 regardless of how shit they are
>>122636543
We did for like 3 weeks but A5 got ESEA banned and it died.
>>122636674
Nah Cacti is friends with some pros somehow
nice dead thread, you dweebs
>>122636880
>somehow
he only knows them because he plays with siz when he cheats against them
cacti is a literal nobody, he tried to play cevo and got banned because 2 of his teammates cheated (cheating in cevo open lmao)
all in method?
>>122638973
>method
>beating liquid
>in a bo3
not a chance, kiddo
the original the girl
fucking finally. that edm remix that's always on faceit is shiiiit.
>>122639058
yeah but 8%....
these odds are ridiculous
>>122639107
wow what the fuck
moe's a fat cunt...
>>122638948
If that's how he got mod in Ocean's channel, I should hang out with hackers more.
>>122639194
>implying modding for a low tier na streamer on a shitty team is something to strive for
>>122639263
better than nothing
>not liking odeag
>>122639107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZTOh9IIuTQ
>>122639405
>liking a fat dude that smokes weed
no better than joshog fanboys
>>122639594
wow can we get some #goodvibes in here for all the theoriginalPTR fans?
liquid or method, cuties?
>>122639946
Match has been closed for 40min, why are you still asking?
>>122639946
I wanna be your dirty little secret.
tfw born just in time to watch 24 hour esports
Thorin seems like the type of person who would type kekekekeke in chat because koreans do it
>>122595784
Lazy skin design desu senpai
>>122631243
>That barrel
>That top
>That Mag
You could ask for 15 or more keys for that, depending on how bad you want to fuck some kid over. I think the barrel and back of the receiver are important parts for CH.
>tfw no good match for several hours
Might just put a cheeky bet on Rebels.
>>122641417
sauce on the webm?
>>122642309
sweden
>jumping 5-7 one shot wins liquid the round
ummmm gotards?
>>122640493
theres like 12 hours of no esports time
>>122643448
there's always esl's replays if you really want 24 hrs
also, method could make this comeback work and have it go to three maps, they just need to stay solid
>>122643659
esl replays are anti hype it needs to be live
>>122643258
They learned from the best
>method go aggro
>lose
why are you throwing like that?
>>122643789
nice framerate poorfag
>>122643867
because ur gay LOL
>>122643448
Dota is having it's majors pretty soon, watch that till the LAN is up again.
I thought he was at a wedding, how come he's going out for his gfs brithday?
>>122644521
jesus that is a trashy dress
do succubi actually wear shit like that in public?
>>122644521
her face looks like an oblivion npc
>>122644753
yes, its why theres such a shortage of cute boys going around >:(
>>122644753
all women are just whores famski
Who is currently the best team now? Is it TSM?
>>122645207>tfw i'm cute and i have no one to take my virginity
>>122645207
>>122645335
>>122645381
nys desu senpai(s)
>>122645580
nys
>be bad
>afraid of ranked because I iwll most likely get silver
t-thanks csgog
>>122644521
Her tits are as far apart as her eyes.
>>122645827
you go first pal :^)
>>122645830
its literally not possible to get silver any more without trying to get a low rank by griefing and throwing
silver was removed from the game in the rank change
you'll get nova 1 at the lowest
>tfw won $398 on csgo poker
feels bretty gud mane
video games are for babies
I vote kick somebody to see if they're a baby or not
if they vote to kick me afterwards they're a baby
and if they dont theyre not a baby
but literally never in my life has anybody every just ignored it and not voted to kick me after
my baby test has detected over 100 babies
>>122646102
hello DaZeD
>>122646102
So basically you're a horrible person?
Why has my connection been so shitty tonight?
Anyway to fix? my connection otherwise is fine
ranking system is fucking retarded. how did they fuck up csgo so badly
>>122646248
no I'm not
wait a sec
you're not a baby .. are you?
I want to make pansy go on all fours and fuck her in the ass while she makes pig squeals
>>122646679
I can be your baby, if you want to?
>>122646715
You have to look like this, to get that.
>>122646729
ew ur gross dude get a life... wow are u a homosexual or whats the freaking deal
>>122646827
>tfw this week you realized you don't actually hate deman and you thought he was Machine the whole time.
I hate Machine soooooooooo much.
>5th streamer in Twitch is russian silver
>1021 viewers
>literally viewbot galore
>I point that out with a friendly CYKA BLYAT
>mod times himself out (misclick) in order to timeout me
>get timed out for calling him out
Nice scene gotards
.tv/stuffingplay
>>122647024
>point to another stream
>random dmg whore
>full premade of lem keks
>point that out in stream
>timed out again
I should just start streaming.
>>122645381
post feet or butt please
>>122647173
>dmg
literally silver
>>122647316
I may take your virginity if you are actually cute
>>122646653
I was a Silver 5 a year ago, picked up recently and now I'm an AK. I don't understand it either. I thought the ranks needed adjustment but this ridic AF.
>>122647003
machine is 10 times better. deman should nhs
>>122647814
Deman is bad, but Machine is fucking terrible. Deport that motherfucker back to Mexico.
>>122647814
I literally have no clue who Deman is now, but Machine is a kind of bad that only CEVO casters know.
Is that support group for silvers still around?
>>122648107
this is deman. he is literally a lolbabby. he said he regrets moving over to cs
>>122646827
>>122644521
>>122648107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7qnhdLHBhM
>>122648475
Yeah but now I have no idea what his casting is like. I really don't give a shit about his lol career or sadness related to it.
>>122648475
So what's the deal with that, is he not gonna cast CS anymore? Not that I loved his casting or anything, he was nothing special. Just curious.
>>122648701
i hope he quits desu senpai
>>122648541
his casting is shit baka
>>122648910
I'm sure it is, I'm not fond of any of the ESL casters.
Also he isn't quitting, he was just whining, but he's sticking with CS.
>>122644753
>>122644784
>>122645902
>>122648506
literally virgins
>>122649560
DUDE
VIRGIN LMAO
>>122649560
Fuck off, Sean. You are a noob.
Yet again got undeservedly ranked up to LE. Only took 3 wins in a row to do it. 1 shit game, 1 very good game and another shit game with 2 smurfs carrying. Time to ruin someone's day with me bottomfragging on their team until I get deranked again.
>>122651407
cant wait to have you on my team ^_^
>>122651407
hey senpai i saw ur pic on steam :)
>>122651407
What the fuck, I had to win like 6 games in a row to get out of MG
>>122651692
MGE -> DMG -> LE is just weird in general, as it's not the first I undeservedly ranked up. I've been stuck in DMG for a couple months now, and all of a sudden 3 wins in a row rank me up, even though I've been playing inconsistently as always.
>>122651450
>>122651646
Joke all you want but I made some people rage pretty badly the last time I was in LE.
>>122651924
oh i thought you were my steam friend who posted a pic about him ranking up to le and whining about it
>>122651407
8/10 of my last were wins and mostly crushing victories like 16-5, one tie and a loss where I top fragged
still no rank up to supreme, constantly get called a smurf & cheater
>there are senpaitachi in this thread right now that are below supreme
baka
>>122651987
Thousands of people rank up every day, pretty silly to assume I'm your friend.
>>122652041
Shit man, the system is just straight up fucked. I hope you get to play at a level you deserve eventually senpai.
>>122652204
I'm doing my best senpai.
>>122652204
>not being global
>still playing MM
really pathetic tbqh
>>122652294
not if i met him through csgog ;)
>>122595784
JW is a pig
New operation dance party tonight!
>>122652663
neck yourself
>>122595784
Shitposter
>>122595784
Umaru!!
I'm gay :)
>>122653012
So?
>>122652204
>not being global on multiple accounts
baka desu
>>122653063
kill yourself
akarin > umaru
>>122653120
because I'm not trash at a shitty game?
baka senpai
>>122595784
Free gift, add me
I love dick!
reminder if you dont get money for cheating in a video game you are white
>>122652663
What show is this little orange anime thing from
lol pasha got rid of all skins but two
what mean???
>>122653285
Himouto! Umaru-chan
>>122653390
it means he has a family to feed and needs to cash out from time to time instead of keeping steambux
>>122653451
i bet he quit cs to spend time with family n open his crossfit gym
>>122653268
how often do you get that
>>122652915
>>122652964
nys beta kek
>>122652663
why is the webm darkened like that?
>>122653451
He did just come out of the literal largest money making event of the year, I assume he isn't lacking in funds atm.
>>122653812
>>122653876
doesnt matter, he has a kid an infinite moneysink
cosmetics in a videogame < overall welfare of your family
>>122653937
thats whyim saying he starts that crossfit gym he's said he wants to and spends time with family. they didn't even qualify for ESEA lan and i thought he's said if he felt he wasn't performing well he'd retire. it's shuffle time of year and while i think he's doing ok, he hasn't even gotten a major final in ages and the only thing VP has won has been CEVO lan against Mouz.
also he left the two most expensive skins.
>>122654161
gyms go bankrupt all the time hell be ruined
>>122654613
If he does a crossfit franchise in a big city I think he'll be ok, and he can easily fall back on streaming. crossfit works more as a cult than a gym, where you get workout buddies so when you don't show you feel like you let them and yourself down. works to get you fit, but it's creepy in that way.
>>122654161
>>122654709
>crossfit
>>122654840
watch his player profile thing. he's all about it.
>>122654842
thanks :}
Actually kinda nice to see this so means a lot
>>122654920
another reason to want him to fail
what's crossfit? i dont know anything about exercising (i am not a fat nerd thank you very much)
>>122654840
is that Zyzz? rip :(
>>122655617
its basically a bunch of alternative exercises where you do weird shit and some cult like values, but the fact that exercising at all compared to doing nothing gives you results and you can get fit even if you do it wrong means it works so its whatever
>>122655778
i know there's one exercise where you stack some weights and then jump on them.
>crossfit
Reminder that the difference between 64 tick and 128 tick servers is the same as having 8 ping higher.
>mfw fags blame it on the servers in MM
>>122656862
the vast majority of things people blame on 64 tick dont even change when you go to 128 tick, almost nobody can tell the difference between the two
>Starting to get the hand of speed demoning
Soon enough I will be ready to rush ivy
>>122657090
Whats better is 90% of the people complaining about tickrate are using 60hz monitors with vsync
>>122657206
>I'm completely normal but you need to call me by my new head name and also I'm going to cut off my dick and start taking enormous amounts of drugs while further mutilating my body
>>122657654
nope unless you cheat even the best bhoppers are as likely to slow themselves down by trying as speeding up
DMG is shit bracket
who else here /onlyplayingmmblazedasshit/?
>>122658121
I only play MM when I'm drinking, LE right now
Who is the best youtuber to watch to git gud
>>122658562
war owl
>>122658864
no memes pls
>>122658562
fartmaster
>>122658562
dazed probably made some of the best csgo videos at one point, but he stopped putting in effort a while ago
how do i stop fucking PANICKING
DUDE
>>122658962
this desu
>>122658562
honestly, steel is decent
>>122659301
smoke a fatty before queuing
>>122659637
DUDE
>fnatic vs TSM
>55/45
should be 40/60, this oddsway by fagnatic fans lmao
>>122659637
WEED
>>122659868
shut up nigga dont tell them i got a double max bet
>>122640974
still better than the next upcomign asiimov/vulcan copy =)
>>122659868
>>122660389
>tfw these two posts made me go look
>tfw I apparently had like $5 in my returns and they were red which means they were about to be removed from my returns
thanks for saving my skins
i bet on tsm with a dollar of them
>>122662326
bet on fnashit i want your skins
>tfw you want to be a caster
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pV6bqDWog9
>tfw james conrad won't be a caster.
>>122663020
speak up, and seem less depressed
let's get some vocaroos of good plays throughout the series senpai, I'm bored enough to listen to them and giggle
>>122663667
Ok I'll do one,
>>122663667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LK98uQm04s
I did the pistol from olofs view of this match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txe5g5QKwpo
>>122664107
you gotta be more excited senpai
>>122659637
steel is decent but he doesnt put effort into planning his videos and making them coherent, he just rambles
>snax retiring from VP
welp, so much for VP having any chance of being tier 1
>>122664398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wnrpmO7h3Q
im sick af
>>122663020
i tried ur script
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cgh9GyX2sr
>>122663020
you dont sound cute at all
>>122664107
>all that vocal fry
neck yourself though
>>122664725
>>122664882
this motherfucker doesn't even have english as his first language and he's better
>>122664882
Oh thats good af dude
>>122664950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RmdFi7OwU
>>122664967
>not having a deep voice
sorry n0thing :(
>>122665102
its better to talk with your normal voice and accept that you have a high pitch voice than to fry your voice to try and sound deep it just makes you sound like shit
>>122665204
it literally sounds like shit even
sounds like literal farts coming out of his mouth
>>122665102
not cute either
I wanna listen to some cutie casting :3
>>122665274
I'm on it
>>122665204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lKMflxipj2
I'll stop by your stream later to laugh at your shitty team
>>122665274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13V1STcP4No
>>122665329
>tfw my meme browser doesn't support flash
>>122665265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wrkzI61DJA
>>122665417
just vocaroo some of this its our custom
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11057064/1/Battles-Between-Friends-The-Stories-of-Veterans
>>122665637
>ff.net
>not ao3
baka desu senpaitaichi
>>122665465
>>122665329
;_;
>>122665417
I know, don't post vocaroos if you don't have a cute voice >_<
>>122665753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01yLqueKCda
>>122665856
I think u want to be on /soc/ bro csgog is a
>>122665637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YHnz0zOD3V
>>122665856
Atleast tag it with something to let me know it's not cute so I don't have to listen.
>>122663020
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pV6bqDWog9
You don't want to cast, you want to announce. That wasn't casting.
>>122665582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qqvuepi3IF
>>122666009
>>122666286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8YVcRJCzY
>>122666254
lol
>>122666403
lmao @ non native english speaker
Stop with the goddamn vocaroos you shits
>>122666627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xakq95FD4n
https://youtu.be/VgdZHNBOTFM
I fucking hate semmler but these videos are pretty nice for smokes and nades and stuff
>>122666623
>>122666627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aa09V5vqAb
>>122667135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TXhmSOTRS2
>can miss a shot from 250 units away while aiming dead center of the head because lol rng
>'competitive'
fnatic or tsm
>10 min between posts
what a dead general
>>122668191
too many people necked themselves
tfw we will never get a cartel dualies
>>122667786
tsm
>>122668656
ok i betted fnatic
>>122668806
>betted
>>122595784
>leddit9gag
>>122669009
whats your point
>my mfw when
I would legit pay $1000 for a drake music kit
>>122669873
thats nice no one cares
>>122669873
neck yourself
>>122595784
Weaboo Slayer
if 8 i open a Katowice 2014 challengers capsule
>>122670608
post nigger
>>122670608
dew it faggot
>>122648506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrNktD_PwA
Why is Redeye in literally EVERYTHING?
>>122670608
ararararara
>>122670608
post results fammy
>>122670608
do it
bad things happen if you dont fulfill a get promise its sacred anon
>>122670608
no backing out now faggot
marry/fuck/kill JW flusha olof /csgog/
>>122670608
do it bitch
>>122671676
Marry JW
Fuck m0e
Kill /csgog/
>>122671676
marry jw fuck olof kill flusha
>>122670608
guys i cant afford it
please i didnt think it would happen
>>122671676
marry olof fuck flusha kill jw
>>122671971
bruh.....kill yourself my man
>>122671971
you could get a lot of skines if you get lucky
I have faith
>>122671971
t-take responsibility!
>>122671676
I don't wanna marry or fuck either
get out fag
someone pay tryone to say something about /csgog/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs
>>122672442
we already have a meme video
>>122671971
shameful af tbqh
ever since I got into the global supreme loop I hate playing this game everybody is a piece of shit
>>122672632
spoilers:silvers are the only nice people in the entire game. everyone else is fucking hitler.
>>122672786
>muh "toxic" playerbase
nys
>>122672786
was silver now smfc, can comfirm
>>122672786
nova 4 mg1 was my favorite rank area
>>122672632
>ever deranking in this game
ᶰʸˢ ᵗᵇʰ
le epic twitch maymays on stream xD
>>122673047
ANELE
just swiping his mouse :')
anyone else got some serious lag going on while playing?
like people literally teleporting
it just stops as if the server has stroke then resumes
if you switch to a weapon during this stroke then you dont actually get the proper weapon model
like i switched to my awp from knife and i had knife out when i actually had the awp.
wtf man fix when
>3 people defending the mid/cat area
nice meme strats
why isnt tsm winning i bet on them
>>122674559
Because it's our guys playing against them
How do I git gud with AWP? On DM my flicks and general accuracy is pretty good, but in an actual game i constantly miss the easiest shot and am absolutely dogshit and frankly scared of awp duels.
https://youtu.be/GFxVmYXr-s0
Finally
>>122675287
watch JW on YouTube.
JW also has some guides on how to awp in what maps IIRC.
>shitsm
>>122595784
Sell nametag on market for 0.01
>>122675459
fuck off
>>122595784
Nigger killer
>>122676503
how original
>>122675287
>scared
Theres ur problem
gotta be confident, but really be confident not just telling yourself you are when youre not. Nothing is lost when you lose and if your team flames then theyre faggots anyway so just b urself dude
>>122675287
>>122676913
This!
I wanted to learn AWP a while back and as soon as i started not being afraid i got at least 2-3x better in a matter of 3-4 games.
Same reason my storage account is Supreme and my Main only LEM. When I'm on my "smurf" i just play not afraid and it works all the time, however i get anxious when i'm on my main and choke!
>>122677129
>better on smurf than on main
word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMuI_BLTzVA
uhm gotards?
>rank up
>bottom frag 4 games in a row
not a great feel
>>122676798
thanks Senpai
>>122677291
I'm afraid it happens to me in all competetive games i play...
In League my main is mid plat and my smurf is high dia
>>122677390
Don't worry, you'll improve!
>>122677390
kill yourself idiot
Which Kara should I get? Up to 200k is fine.
>>122678426
Do you like flashy skins or simple?
Doppler P1 P3 are cheap and can look nice.
Minimalism wise a Damascus Steel is dope.
And on an off chance you like underused skins, Kara Rust Coat is very very cool!
Source: Used them all at least once!
>>122678426
blue steel is a mans knife or rust coat
>>122678806
Rust Coat lovers ww@!
I can't comprehend why people don't like them.
They always look amazing, they cover the full skin you don't have to give a shit about float and scratches!
>>122678583
Damascus Steel looks like shit, I like IRL damascus steel but the skin looks awful.
>>122677129
Iktf
>>122679008
And giving tetanus to your ennemy is pretty dope.
>>122679270
Yeah when i traded for my first M9 Rust (What a great skin) it came with the name of "Tetanus Injector". Pretty decent name so i kept it!
>have no friends
>make a friend on smurf account, he's a smurf too
>play on main with friend
>don't want to play with him anymore because he's toxic as fuck and had more fun solo
>>122679379
It's funny cause there's anus in it xD
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>122679898
same
>>122679473
is fnatic back to #1?
>>122681276
Only after they win the next major.
JDoubleWhiff
>>122681276
more like TSM back to suck
>TSM doesn't start winning rounds until I desperately need to poop
Have JW or Olof hit a single awp shot this match?
>JW
>last round force
>JW buys head armour instead of flash/he+decoy
thank 4 skins doubters
>>122681851
he had 1200 left after buying armor + nades, no reason not to get helmet
>>122597990
yes
what does bot jw mean
Guys, is it OK to max bet on LG? Feel like winning big tonight.
>>12268210
he didn't buy armour nades, he bought his m4a4 then head armour, then smoke
>>122682431
>mfw my post is missing the 8 at the end of the quote
heh
>>122677313
>having a keyboard with leds
>having an ipad
>>122682571
good job
>NME
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>>122682431
no he bought a mag7 last round
I think you got the players mixed up
>All the mad polish fangays in chat getting angry at the caster for calling mirage ct sided
lel
Are these the foreheads that Vikings had?
I love cock!
>>122595784
4chan.org/vg/csgog/
are we watching renegades cloud9 or lg liquid my computer can only handle one since its azubu
>>122686708
damn those are both good matches...
>People watching non-nV/Fnatic/NiP/TSM/VP/Mouz/Na'Vi/Titan/G2 games
>>122685745
Yes. Protruding.
Renegades vs C9 ?
>>122687681
c9 should win but the odds are weird
>tfw bet on c9 when the odds were good and can't back out now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKp6GV69MT4
Get it before it goes viral
>>122687926
this one is better, it appeals to normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE
>>122595784
add for erp ;)
>haven't played in a few days
>get the urge
>DM for 20 minutes
>MM
>get a retarded toxic team of LEs that think they're the greatest players in the world and never make mistakes and kill me multiple times despite me topfragging and never say anything except callouts
>barely manage to tie despite getting 35 kills
now I remember why I hate this game
>>122595784
I like dicks
>>122689735
>say anything except callouts
i meant that I said nothing except callouts, not them
they said everything except callouts
>>122689776
Fucking shit man
>off by one
>>122689945
how fucking new are you and all those people who keep replying
>>122685745
i legitimately dont know what point you are trying to make
they all have completely normal forehehads aside xyp9x
I lost everything on Envyus. Please send me skins, I have nothing left. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=194702709&token=dtMlCjYG
>>122691612
>outright begging
fucking pathetic
i just got a kill that i felt like i was cheating
i could see something through smoke because of the way that an object was near them
what do i do with my skins
>>122691612
>betting on reddits guys
>coming to csgog for help
lol
>>122692491
yea im sure ur gettign OW'd cuz of 1 lucky smoke shot u a fuckin retard or what lmao
>>122692491
trade them to your smurf
>page 9
>>122693796
csgog is a garbage general sorry :(
NEW THREAD
>>122694308
>>122694308
>>122694308
>>122693471
it could happen if the right gold nova player was overwatching my game