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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out (from rotation) NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
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where'd the rest of the op go
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hi /ink/
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>>122426695
Please do I wanna TC
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>>122426882
hi
squads?
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>>122426886
in case the fapper missed it
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So what is everyone missing?
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Out of the way! The cute squidboy navy can't be caught being late to their functions.
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>>122426874
Lag
>FAQ:
https://pastebin.com/EwqFcDnj
>Resources:
https://pastebin.com/7TKGP35d
>Official Tumblr:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
>Wiki:
http://splatoonwiki.org/
>User Stats:
http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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C'mon OP
>FAQ:
https://pastebin.com/EwqFcDnj
>Resources:
https://pastebin.com/7TKGP35d
>Official Tumblr:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
>Wiki:
http://splatoonwiki.org/
>User Stats:
http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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>>122426980
a sombrero
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>>122426972
i'm fooling around in turf for now. just started using a charger
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aw yiss got natural trips on muh boots
not sure how i'd feel if i got x3 ink recovery on this hat since there's already a tentatek headband with comeback
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>>122426886
Post the original
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>>122426980
swimsuits
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>>122427143Isn't that the original?
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>>122426980
I NEED THE JACKET AND COAT
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>>122426980
>Octarian Jacket
>Inkling Parka
>SF Beret
I MUST HAVE THEM
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slow down, there'll be plenty of time for those later
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>>122427654
I want to titfuck a chubby marie while she wears her swimsuit
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>>122427730
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>replies: 40
>posters: 3
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>>122428087
>replies: 40
???
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>>122427656
Every time I see that picture, Callie reminds me of this one girl I liked in high school. That expression is just almost a mirror image of her likeness.
>inb4 no one cares. It's okay, I understand though.
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>>122428087
Learn to count.
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>>122427268
probably not
fuck now how we are gonna find it
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>Tim and CA are playing mk8
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>>122428087
>posters: 3
>being retarded
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>>122428087
DID YOU FORGET HOW TO COUNT AGAIN ANON-KUN
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>accidentally swimming into an exploding suction bomb
:'^)
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>>122428386
To be quite honest, I just get salty.
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>>122428087
Go to bed, you got that big science fair this week, high schooler.
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>>122428386
>I got to witness it
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>>122427036
What is that expression trying to convey?
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aw shit me and roundy and those moonrunes got spawncamped hard
roundy is a really funny name to me
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I give up, I'm doing way too awfully
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GG Piv lobby
good luck
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>>122428536
>replies: 123
>IPs: 2
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>>122428805
The face of knowing you can one hand a dynamo.
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>>122428728
i jumped to you, saw they had shit out a bomb, thought "oh crap, i'd better--" and then went forwards instead of backwards
and i forgot i don't have my stealth jump boots on anymore...
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>getting back into the groove of things
>doing pretty well
I forgot how much fun this game is. Wonder why I stopped pl-
>corner HS and he pushes his panic button
oh....
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>>122428342
Even they understand that this game is dead.
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Aw, ggs guys, we did really good when it wasn't on tower, then we got dunked by .96 gals and Dynamos.
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I wish I could poop out art at a relatively fast pace.
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>>122428342
>mk8 generals still up and running at a good pace
I enjoy mario kart, but what the hell is there to keep the game alive for so long?
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>>122429561
What for
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COVER
TURF
YOU DIP FUCKING SHIT
GOD
FUCK
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>>122429694
Welcome to my pain. Its either that or
>splat the e-shitter and break through
>C'MON C'MON C'MON
>durr anon u want us to wat
FUCKING IDIOTS
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>>122429619
The dlc is still enjoyable.
The better question is how can it sustain a general.
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I could see where this was going from the first panel
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>>122428342Both mcu and tsb were playing it together, it was fun as hell.
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>>122430138
>you will never be good enough at a something to make online friends out of it
>you will never have cozy mk8 races
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>>122430034
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Where the shota squid
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>>122430138
>you will never be in a tournament-tier competitive squid squad
>you will never relax after a tough day of RM practice with your squadmates in a few friendly games of MK8
JUST
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anyone wanna play some turf?
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>>122428320
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26739128
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>>122430034
>>122430292
just what the hell do you think you're doing
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>put on a team of chargers at Skatepark
STOP
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>>122430289
>cozy
have you ever played mk8? I can guarantee you every single game out of single-player 50cc is the exact opposite of "cozy".
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>>122430314
gross
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>blackbelly
>enemy: 3 scoped chargers and a luna(r) blaster
>they got rekt
nyeheheh
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>>122430426
Sure
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>>122430428
savior
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>>122430514
...git gud
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>>122430697
cool. my ID is chocobag
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>>122430532
Whenever I see an octoling I think of that tranny
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>>122431146
>...
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ggs lunar. i have a paper that i reeeeaaaally should be star--ahem, finishing, since it's due in 3 hours.
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>running out of ink while going on the offensive
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>>122431160
Adding
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>>122431306
start tapping at the bottom right corner of the touchscreen in a panicked frenzy
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>>122431196
Sounds like you have some issues anon
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>>122428284
It never goes away.
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>>122431306
this is too relatable
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>>122431160
Aand added
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>>122431301
ggs Tia. Best of luck with that paper.
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>>122431306
I feel so naked when that happens
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>>122431306
Every single one of my matches.
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>>122431306
>tfw you run out of ink in the middle of a fight and the e-liter is aiming right at you
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>>122431576
cool. join any time
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>>122431445
I just want to believe anon.
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>>122430034
Why are moons so adept at tragedy?
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>>122431306
One of the moments I still remember from the first month the game was out was this feeling.
>on narrow wall ledge at skatepark
>1 enemy on top of tower, 2 on the ground floor below
>"Alright I can get a tri-kill if I don't fuck this up"
>run out of ink killing the guy on the tower
>realize i fucked up and fuck up again by immediately falling off the wall
>that feeling of standing directly in front of two enemies with no ink
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>>122431834
pick up a book on Japanese history
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>not touch splatoon for two months
>come back
>skills haven't changed at all
I missed losing. I genuinely did miss that nice tune and the cute temper tantrums the squids make.
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>>122431834
They copy the same sad story over and over
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>>122431834
the best friend dies after a promise
crying ensue
shot of the sunset
woman sings and credits roll
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anyone want to do meme-squads or a meme-lobby?
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>>122433051
depends, what meme are we unleashing on the world
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I feel bad playing against squibs
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>pick up tentatek
>become god of death
Am I a shitter? I've tried everything else and nothing has clicked as well as this thing. Closest was slosher or splatling.
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>>122433051
Meme lobby please.
All mini splatling.
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>>122433159
If you were a shitter, you'd be doing bad with the Tentatek.
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>>122430325
>practice
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>Blaster Control
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>>122433051
Memes are fun.
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>>122433051
I'm down for any maymay.
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>>122430325
Splatoon practice is fucking retardedMy clan has it and I haven't shown up even once, they can suck my dick
One I know of does 4-8 hours of practice a week
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>>122433051
splattershot squad for the chain bubble huddle
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Is anyone willing to help me order a few pieces of v2.3 gear?
I'm after the Bubble Rain Boots and the Krakon 528.
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That's it for now. Gg's choco.
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>>122433982
that last match was brutal. had fun tho
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>>122433051
>anon disappears and never posted an NNID
I feel rused.
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>>122433548
Why did I think I was going to be the only one to use that term?
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>>122433159
It's just overall the best/most straight-forward shooter.
Other guns just have niches you can abuse, but all you need to do with the tentatek is be half-decent and you can get a few kills.
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>>122434256
Sadness
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Why won't the japanese literally die
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>>122433096
>>122433230
>>122433432
>>122433489
>>122433548
Neat I like the all-splatlings / all-SSJs ideas. Well addPonyboyfor squad battles, and if you don't get in, maybe there will be enough for a second meme squad and we can meet up
I can't play all night, but we can get an hour or so in
>>122434256
sorry team
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>>122434398
Aiight
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>>122433629
m-maybe one more try
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>>122434398
sent
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>>122434398
so are we doing full on testfire squids or maximum bubbler chaining
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No seriously why do the japanese always hit me so quickly in the most obscure ways
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>>122434852
They're sneaky. I'm always amazed at how quickly the get behind me. It's surreal.
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>>122434793
>testfire gear only
>SSJ
>final destination
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>>122434726
>>122434760
>>122434793
squad is up. lets start out bubble huddle, and if you all want to change to full on testfire or all-splatlings or something, let us know
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>>122434975
What if they make a gear set without abilities?
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UNLEASH THE BUBBLERS
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>>122435383
Yeeee
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>>122435383
that felt good, another squib squad comin up
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>>122434398
>my squid just staring into space while sitting on a rail
Fucking perfect.
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>>122435756
I like how the squid sisters are trying get our attention while we are too aloof to even notice them
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>bubbler after bubbler ride to victory
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>>122436391
>they can't keep getting away with this!
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>>122436391
>people doubt bubbler chaining as a legitimate strategy
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Up for a squad if anyone else is.
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>against same people again
Hooooo boy
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>>122436391
>>122436472
>>122436478
>rematch against that same tri squad
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>>122436614
what's your splatfest resume look like?
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>>122436354
I did that one in like 15 minutes which is why it's so terrible. If you have any nice screenshots of inklings in your plaza wearing new gear, especially forge brand ones, please post them
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>>122436742
>>122436747
I was worried that e-Liter was gonna have a field day with us, luckily it was a 3v4
this will be a good test, S+ Japanese quad squad
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>>122436768
Honestly have no idea to check that.
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>0/9
Hooray!
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>>122436950
That e-liter was clearly going through the git gud fag phase. The one on this quad squad however can go choke on a fucking dog.
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>>122437168
and then his kraken teammates, that was an uphill battle
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Check out our Custom twists on popular weapons today.
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their drawing is kinda cute
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>>122436614
>that unfresh look
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>122437551
Shoes aside, I'll fight you for school girl Ika Musume.
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>splatted before I even land
Boy game, you sure know how to make a woomy feel special.
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>>122437678
almost as good as seeing shots come out of a jump marker before the player lands
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>>122437257
Do you have any more images like that dude? That's pretty neat.
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we didn't get knocked out, that's a win in my book vs S+ tryhard Japanese squids. Bluefin is not really the best map for bubble huddle tech, but we're making it work best we can
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>>122437776
>No audio
It's a shame because this one had a nice Echolocator-esque jingle in particular. Fitting for the Neo line of weapon variations.
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This is das. You guys literally made my kid brother and his clan cry with your bubbler shit
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>>122438103
It can't be helped.
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Good games bubbler squad.
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>>122438103i'm not in the bubblerteam but that makes me sad
kids should be smiling
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>>122438103
kid brother here. pic related
>>122438173
ggsFlippy, do you guys want to try and find a fourth or be done for the night?
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>>122436614
Honest question, where do you go to get stats like this? been looking around for a while and can't seem to find it.
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3/4 Lunar/Nobody X/Brade Bubbler squad
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>>122438016
Man, that's a shame. That sounds pretty cool.
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>>122438016
Last one, I believe it's the brand used for the Gold Dynamo and nothing else.
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>>122438226
come on, do you actually believe that he's legit?
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>>122438103
Tell them to git gud
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>>122438103
yo what
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>>122438292
gold aerospray too
where are you finding these?
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>>122438292
where are these from?
>>122438256
splatnet, it should be in the OP
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>>122438256
https://splatoon.nintendo.net
Not one for spoonfeeding but that's the japanese site for spatoon stat tracking.
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>>122437257
>>122438016
sauce?
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>>122438103
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>>122438327
no but I wanted an excuse to post that picture
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>>122438103
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4 more days.
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>>122438272
pls join
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>>122438289
You can always check out the original with sound on the artist's Twitter, @ZipJPN. Going through the replies it seems he's planning on creating an animation for every brand, should be good if he goes through with the whole panoply of names.
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>>122438586
Thanks man!
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>>122438247
If you're still doing bubbles, I'll joinnnid HeroPivi
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WHEN YOU PAUSE AND SEE THAT PERFECT ROLL
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>>122439191
I wonder if there's an exploit involving this
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>paris is under attack, yeah this post to help paris!
>gamers must make hope for paris!
miiverse please stop making me laugh at people dying.
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>>122439191
The teases though
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>>122438327
I'm not kidding. They were SOS squad
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>>122439249
pretty sure there isn't because the game saves as soon as you hit reroll, so whatever you get is already saved to file, the rolling animation is just for show
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>>122430034
>>122430292
I did not ask to feel these feels.
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eyyyy blasters
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good stopping point for me bubbler squad, thanks for joining up. we won more than we lost, I think
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>>122440043
GGs Those were some fun matches. Back to TW
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>>122440043
This is U
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i haven't seen you in a while, candle :o
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>>122440657
I missed you too Tia
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>>122440207My Noomy
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Heavy splatling is so fun, actually nerfing my kraken crutch and making it shit made this game way more fun for me.
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Squib
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>>122440897
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>>122440207
black woomy is the best
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>>122441008how'd you like my grand reentry still topscoring with my crutch-zap sempai
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>>122441243
it was excellent, candle-kun
i'm sorry you had to witness me flailing around with a dynamo
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>>122441243
>nzap
>crutch
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>switch the brush I said, it'll be fun
Back to the blaster I go.
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>>122441528
It is for me. It carries me so goddamn hard for some reason.
Although it was probably a bad joke either way.
>>122441476pic unrelated
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>>122441602
it's amazing on close quarters stages like skatepark but your range is so small that it's easy to get outgunned even with your superior speed
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>tfw Tim senpai will never notice you
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>>122441752
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>>122441752
Isn't that Tim though?
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>see people doing all bubble squad and decied to try out all special charge up gear with a rapid blaster
>equip Clownfish Basics which have one swim speed up slot open
>mfw naturally getting onbrand swim speed up triples when it took me 20+ rolls with my Red Hi-Tops
>will never wear these shoes again
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Does damage up noticably effect the dropoff damage on long range guns like splatlings and squelchers? Or is it just a waste of skill slots.
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>>122441752
>being white
im sorry
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http://www.corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/
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>>122442441
I'm not white I'm italian
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>notice a bamboozler on the other team
>great, one of these faggots
>get splatted by them
>it was Tia
Whoops
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>>122442971
what do you have against bamboozlers, hmm?
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>>122443021
not him
webm related
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>>122443021
I guess you could say I always getbamboozledwhen faced against them. Switching to heavy splatling.
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>>122442971
>>122443021
>0.1 percent
it was my fault tia i got myself splatted
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>>122443125
that webm shows exactly why i love to bamboozle some bums
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>>122442659Are you?
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TIA
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>>122443328
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TELEPORTING JAPS REEEEEE
i wanna switch to my ink saver main gear again, so i can miss more often and not run out of ink so soon ; u ;
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>one kill 4 death
>one kill 5 death
>one kill 6 death
>one kill 7 death
oh my god
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>>122443593
>tfw was in a game where the only kills my team got were mine
[wake me up].png
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>>122443386
ah, that was so perfect. i had the biggest crazed grin as i aimed my killer wail at you.
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Any squads or something open?
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>>122443737Its nice to be playing with you nerds again. I missed you guys as stupid as that sounds.
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>swim into an inkstrike
>swam into a bomb earlier
why do i do this
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>>122444105
>took a long ass break
>everyone I used to play with are all in clans now and dont play with anyone else
tfw
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>>122444260What clans
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>>122444260
That sucks.
Have a squig to put a smile on your face.
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>>122444260
My friends are still around and I play with them, but this the one game I get super rusty at when I take any longer than a day's break.
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>>122444105
it's fun to play with /ink/ nerd in tw
ranked hasn't felt the same since i failed my s rank entrance exams...
you always have the cutest art saved, wtf
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>>122444230
But their shorts are built-in. How does a squid forget to wear them?
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>>122444260
if you actually wanted to you would ask them to play
Unless you did and they literally don't play with anyone else. then you dodged a bullet!
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>>122444485
I like cute!
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Cute squidboy sleeping in because he knows Inkopolis doesn't open for another eight hours.
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>two dynamos on top of the pillar
ugh
why does it feel like they're immune to shots while they're midjump?
and i was shooting at the one and heard multiple hit sounds, but it must have been at the end of my range cuz they didn't die
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>Paint to the enemy's elevated platform using the side paths in Arowana Mall
>There's an E-Liter perched on the walls by their spawn
>He knows I'm there
>Stay still to avoid getting fucked up
>Starts sniping my ink to minimize my swim room
>One of his buddies goes up where I am using the ramp to check out what's going on
>Another comes from behind me
>Manage to squish both of them in succession
>The E-Liter is still there
>Now two others know where I am
>tfwI superjumped to one of our snipers and ultimately lost by 3%, if you wondered how it ended
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>>122444816
but squidboy, you have school in the morning!
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>>122444816
more
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>that ending
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>>122444260
They'll still play with you anon. Just speak up!
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>Port/Dome
Thanks Santa
>Camp/Towers
Thanks Satan
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>Port/Dome
yay
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>Nothing new in the shops at all
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>>122445203
>hatin' on camp
it's fun
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fuuuug i need another 25k for my almost perfect order but this ranked rotation is ass
at least money dome is in the tw rotation
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>>122442550
I hope tactical pantsing is a feature in a future Splatoon.
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Squads up?
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Any squads?
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Squads?
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http://strawpoll.me/6019566
been a while
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>>122445446
>>122445456
>>122445479
so who's hosting
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>>122445575
>voted callie by mistake
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>>122444260
>clans
I'm trying to host a private ranked lobby daily at about 8am my time, which is in about 13 hours from now. Come play, anyone's welcome with any weapon and any ability.
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I'll join you for more games in a sec Tia. Just gotta throw some shit at Spike until he makes me smile.
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>>122445719
Fuck off scarth.
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>>122445575
>no option for i like them equally but slightly prefer the traits of x
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>>122445631
Why are people afraid to host a squad
Everyone's welcome, will start in 10 minutes, do note me if added
NNID: LittleSkullKid
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>>122445815
It's due to people like you that we don't know yet which is objectively superior to the other
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>>122445785
lol i'm almost never ready for the beginning of a match
i'm busy typing or digging in the fridge, something dumb like that
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Subway, advertise else where.
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Hey, anon, I dunno if you're still around but I finally started your woomy, I'm really sorry for taking so long.
Can't say when it'll be done, but I sketch pretty fast, I was planning on lining and coloring as an apology for taking so long but if you want only the sketch that wont take long at all.
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>>122445797
Scarth's lobbies are fun. No need to be rude.
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>>122445719
I like you scarth.
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>>122445797
-scarth
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>>122445975
>really really want to get a cool drawing
>never ever use a specific set, nothing actually represents me
fuck
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>>122445960
i'd like a spaghetti's footlong tbqh
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>>122445719
Hey Scarth remember when you got trashed by C-?
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>>122445975
holy shit this is amazing! the wait is no problem at all, really!
i love what you've done with the visor, haha.
since you mentioned it, uh, lining and coloring does sound pretty awesome, heheh. but, this is looking great so far, so if you'd rather just finish the sketch that's fine by me too.
i'm just...so happy that you're drawing me ; u ;
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Anyone want to squad? addjaimerussels
Tell me if you sent a request
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>>122445828
Squad open, jump in if you want to
and if you add me do say it
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>>122445975
>cock
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>>122445937
>tia is in the game
>do poorly
>tia isn't
>do good
stop trying to embarrass me nintendo
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I want this e-shitter to fuck off.
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>>122445828
Need one more for above squad
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>>122446350
Already got you added, will join. You mind if I Eliter the entire time?
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>>122444763
>not .96
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>>122444763
>two seconds later, woomy slips and is splatted by the sprinkler
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>ika dress
i'll brb...
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>splat a blaster
>feel a burst of emotion and begin booyahing happily
I don't know what just happened but I like it.
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>doing the worst game of my entire life
>comm error
>game frozen for a minute
>comm error, back to inkopolis
>go back
>no squads
great day to be alive
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>killed by kraken like 8 times
holy fuck im bad
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>Swim over rain maker
>Jump off to reset it
>Splatoon didn't register me picking it up
>Jumped off for no reason like an idiot
>They then picked it up and took the lead
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>>122446431
it's ok, i don't know what's going on half the time
and you don't gotta try to impress me ;)
i'm kinda practicing weapons in tw atm too (that's why i was using the dynamo earlier)
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Favorite sub weapon?
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Uh I dunno if there are squads recruiting,Heisen's isn't up
I'm gonna host one in 5 mins if anyone wants in
NNIDscarth23
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Haha fucking clanfags
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>>122447402
>Towers/Camp
I don't know Scarth. I just don't know.
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>comm error are lowering my S rank on friendly squad
I am NOT making this up
Is this a new thing? Was this added in the new patch? Can anyone confirm me this?
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>>122447402
Hey Scarth remember when you got trashed by C-?
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>>122447558
its always done this
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>>122445828
Just lost connection to the squad while we were waiting for our next opponents.
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>>122446332
Color and line it is then! It'll take longer though, but I really like how this is coming out so this should get done soon enough.
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>>122447402
Starting
>>122447526
>struggling on camp rm
I love both of those maps on RM, but I don't blame you.
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>>122447593
Seriously? On Squad Battle? Isn't it supposed to have no impact on the rank whatsoever?
Why would it lower your rank if you get comm errors?
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whooo, squid partiers. normally i would join, but i have gear to level and money to make. i'm leaving and joining a new random lobby, so if anyone wants to follow me that's cool (this is tia btw).
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>>122447402
I started one but it seems there wasn't enough interest in joining mine.
is yours full?
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>>122447765
to discourage disconnecting if you're gonna lose and making the game less enjoyable for everyone involved.
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>>122447613
Happened to everybody, the squad's up and 3/4
If anyone is interested, it's >>122445828
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>>122447659
awesome! thank you again!your image title is true, btw
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>>122447575
Nobody's going to come give you asspats even if you repeat yourself a third time, ThatsSo.
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>>122447861
In other words, shitty servers
Now thanks to multiple comm errors in a few hours I lost over 10 points, which are a great deal for me
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>>122447984
>In other words, shitty servers
what? i said it's to discourage people from pulling the plug on their internet when they're losing.
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>>122447984
back up your save next tiime first
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>>122447940Honestly isn't me
I didn't even say anything when it happened other than posting the screenshot
I fucking hate C- and scarth seems like a cool dude
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>friend joins lobby
>connection has been lost
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>>122447940
It's not ThatSo
>>122447838
I'm sorry, we filled like 1 minute before you posted that
I'll say in here if there's a slot though.
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Fucking Bamboozler. Even though we won that fuck got the last laugh on me.
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>Shoot someone twice with 96
>Watch the RM land a direct hit on them
>They don't die and kill us both
Lol ok
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>same faggots lost again
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i'll brb heisen
gotta change shoes
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>>122448404
lunar, is that you?
>>
someone gas these jap clanfags
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>Worst player on the team every game
A-at least I'm good at holding the rainmaker
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>gal+wall spamming nip
>21 kills
how do you even react
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>>122443125
are the dummies defense mains or subs?t
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>going for a seeker duck and slam
>seeker down
>going in for the slam
>wait, why can't I slam
>I have the RM
>realize this just as we're one point from taking the lead
>splatted
Someone just fucking end me.
>>
>10/0
th-that was a really good match for me
but then again, the .52 is fuckin nasty
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>>122449502
main
stack 3-4 dmg up main most of the time anyway
lets you one shot people if they trip on ink
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>>122449224
Now you topped
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>>122449569
Which is weird cause I'm usually on the bottom;)
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>I'm on beacon clean up duty
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This is where I give up, I'm being too much of a shitter
sorry guys
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>>122449856
Couldn't get close enough to kill the beacons, the roller kept finding me.
>>122449876
get back here we need one more otherwise we wait for eternity
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>>122449876
Guess Ill take a break too, wasnt really feeling this rotation anyways, thanks for the games
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That abyssmal ratio, sorry
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>>122449928
>join a squad during this rotation
>what could go wrong
Everything. Everything and the kitchen sink.
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>>122449950
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>>122450043
>Towers or Mall always in the rotation whenever I want to play
I hate it
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>killer wail
>duck into a corner that didn't have any killer wail on it
>a teammate had the same idea and i got pushed into the killer wail
>the splatter danced around afterwards
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>>122449079
Yee
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>>122450134
nyeheheheh
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>mooray towers
I swear that when this map is on rotation you are 100% guarantee to get it five times more than the other one
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>>122450215
ah, i could tell by the hatred of the beautiful and pure bamboozler.
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>>122450394
Kids are cute.
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I got a natural triple, thanks squad for those points
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>>122450359
it's strange how the removal of a map can be a positive thing for a game
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That was fun Tia. Its nice to be getting splatted by you instead of prodded by doctors.i'll get revenge for that killer wail dance someday you little sea urchin
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>watching Tia walk into my teammates mine
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>>122450536
>sea urchin
hmph
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>>122445575
>8-7
c'mon /ink/
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>blasters can shoot through the rainmaker
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>
>>122450662little tomato clownfish!
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>>122450650
first a suction bomb, then an ink strike, and now an ink mine
this is why i'm not s lol
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>>122450752
but that also mean that rainmakers can shot through blasters
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>>122450650
why is tia so cute
CUTE!
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>>122450923
Because they try their best.
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Please stop making this into /mk8g/
Have you nerds ever talked with a woman before?
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>>122451080
Surely you jest.
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>Walking up to the wall instead of on the grate to break the lead
It didn't work for them but holy shit that is genius
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>>122451080
a what
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>>122451268
That kraken saved us
>>
LITERALLY
UNCONTESTED
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>>122450837
heh, you talk tough, but i know that these are secretly...terms of endearment!
>>
I've had this for less than a week.
Will it be bad if I start playing with /ink/ or should I work on getting good first.
I'm only Level 15 and ranked C, plus my Squidloli isn't very fashionable.
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>>122447264
Tia show usyour feet!
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>>122451708
this is where a joke goes too far
>>
You can hide behind those splash walls for so long.
>>
>>122451669
up to you, some people started squadding as soon as they hit 10, some people waited until they were high rank themselves first so that they dont just get carried.
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>>122451552
stupid littleopisthotheusis adorabilis
>>122451708
anon no
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>>122451669
>Squidloli isn't very fashionable.
This is a meme here
>Will it be bad if I start playing with /ink/
You're welcome to join us whenver, but it's best if you have a good idea of what you're doing
>>
>>122451708Did you guys know there's a guy on squidboards who messages pretty much every girl who joins the site and asks them for pictures of their feet?
I've heard 6 different girls bring him up in entirely irrelevant situations
Its hilarious
>>
>>122426980
All I even want are Nordic, Beret, Forge Jacket, White Sailor, and Snowy Down Boots. I have all but the first and last of those, and also just got my Amiibos.
The real question is when the hell are we gonna get some cute dresses and shit, my fashion preferences are too over-the-top for this game.
>>
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>>122451765
pretty sure this thing is blushing
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>>122451890
That's hilarious, what's his name
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>>122451890
I can't blame him, feet are cute!
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>>122451997
ya
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>>122452065
http://squidboards.com/members/ranserssf4.3333/
I could dig up some twitter posts girls made about him but I'm lazy
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>>122452405
*Sign*
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>>122452405
You're killing me, your post + his garbled response makes it all the better
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>>122447402
3/4
Scarth/ThatSo/SenorTaco
>>
>>122452579
>>122452554
https://twitter.com/melancholyhill/status/655806008120315906
Dug 'em upWhich may have been why I did so bad that game, sorry about that
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>that dual squelchers final score
My back hurts from trying to carry that faggot.
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>>122452853
I appreciate this man this is gold
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night squibs
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>>122452908
Who?
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>>122452827
Thanks for the squad guys. Sorry that I'm awful with charger. Going to bed though, have a good night.
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>>122452969
You had him on your team.
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>killer wail triple kill
>get stuck between the wall and the truck after setting off the wail
>they probably saw me struggling feebly in squid form to get unstuck on their kill cam
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>>122453060
Good night, it's fun to try every weapon
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>>122452952
After awhile I got bored of pretending messing with him but for some reason he kept insisting on trying to talk to me
>>122453060
GGs dude
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>>122453151
>Feet
>just... Feet
holy shit my sides
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>>122442437
no point to dmg up on that stuff unless it's custom jet squelcher.
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>>122453073
Taco?
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>>122453242
If you liked that one
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>>122453151
>>122453462
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That match was painful. Changing weapons.
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GGs guys but I really need to get to sleep
3/4 Scarth/Spaceman/Senor Taco
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>>122453730
Night man ggs thanks for those screenshots too
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>>122453730
Good night, sweet prince
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>>122453730
Ggs, was the splash wall on the beam yours?
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>>122453730
Good games.
I'll be right back squad, just gonna check my store real quick. Hopefully another will turn up by the time I get back.
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why did DADDY keep superjumping to me even though i was right in front of spawn
why DADDY
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>>122453837
Are ya winnin', son?
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>>122453816Yes
I laughed like an idiot.
I accidentally did that twice tonight
>>122453764
Glad I could entertainPlease love me
>>122453792
>>122453835
Goodnight
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>>122453923
I just saw it the one time, I found it really funny too
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>>122453923
I laughed at your miiverse message, the other ones you sent were cute too.
Does anyone have any of the following? I'm happy to let you order whatever in webm related.
Krakon 528
Squidstar Waistcoat
Squid Nordic
Squid Satin Jacket
Bubble Rain Boots
>>122447402
Still 3/4
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>>122454110
I got the last two and Im on the squad
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>>122454193
Would you mind if I get them off you? I'll stop now cause it doesn't look like we're gonna get a 4th and I'll go to bed soon anyway, so you guys can twin maybe
Ill put up a private lobby?
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>>122454110
[Spoiler]The message you didn't respond to? </3[/spoiler]
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>>122454249
Fucking oops
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>>122454240
My orders are full now so nothing, also someone on lobby?
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>>122454240
>can't get a 4th
I'm coming.
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>>122454249
y-yeah I meant to, but I only saw it yesterday and didn't ger around to it yet
Did you 2 want any specific gear?
>>122454361
Ok, I'll put it back up in 2 mins
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>>122454397
Full damn, I went to put more slots on stuff
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>>122454657
There's a slot now, did Taco d/c?
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>>122454657
Slot is open for you now. I'm getting tonnes of lag of which I can only assume is my awful Australian internet speeds on peak times.
Enjoy.
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>>122454961
It told me that it was full, didn't even enter
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>>122455010
Season 2 never
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>tfw an enemy killer wail appears next to you, and you swim out of it just in time
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>>122455026
I'll jump out after 1 more then you can have my spot. 5 mins.
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>>122455406
Im already in
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>>122455406
Jump in
GGs guys, goodnight. Sorry that we didnt do so well on that last one. Thanks for the gear help
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>can't get close to the e-shitter so I can kraken his shit
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>>122455641
ggs
I wasn't even trying to win any matches tonight
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>>122455173
I feel your pain. With that production quality it would only take around $100 to produce the whole series anyway,and not to mention the absence of a certain best girl. ;_;
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>game ends just as I get my inkstrike charged
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my bamboo gun just can't compare to the power of the splatling... i am... ashamed...
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Anyone got a lobby open or looking to stack?
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ggs
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>kraken
Whoops, wrong Splating. Time to switch.
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which of the two 3ds themes is better?
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>team of bullying nips
Welp time to take a break and make a sandwich.
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so I'm interested in blasters. what's the best ones to use right now (gear recommendations would also be super appreciated) ?
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>>122455971
>bamboozlerfag got rekt
you deserve this shitter, stop using faggot guns
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>>122456942
What's wrong with bamboozler?
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>>122457008
the fact of its existence, the second most faggy weapon after eshitter
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>>122456871
Not sure what's the best but I normally go with the custom blaster.
>>122457008
He probably got booty spanked against them one too many times or as I like to saybamboozled.
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>>122456942
Boozler is hype, I respect the chargers that actually have to get in your face to get kills.
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>>122457186
whatcha usin with that? I've heard ink res is a must on blasters but not much else. defense up maybe?
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>>122456942
>taking some turf war banter out of context
>trying this hard
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>more Towers
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>>122456871
i started off with the rapid blaster, then went to standard blaster to get used to the fire rate and how they deal damage.
i really like standard blaster. disruptors are great.
umm i guess i would say damage up, swim speed, ink recovery, maybe ink res? i'm no blaster expert.
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>>122457260
>thinking mashing button with fagboozler takes any skill
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>>122457486
>thinks you have to button mash with the bamboozler
lol
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>>122454110
I have everything except the Krak-on 628, wanna order them? Still here?
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>>122457283
embrace your inner jap
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Hope all these japs die in a horribly depressing manner.
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Honestly I fucking hate how this game has came down to boring ass stand offs against snipers and stages that encourage this or range abuse, spawn camping. The damage and defense stats need work. Weapons are still retarded compared to others.
Seriously though why use a sploosh-o-matic when a splattershot kills in the same hits and has more range.
Match connection will never be as good as in the testfire or splatfests. Play any other game, any time of the day and you're matched with Americans, play this any time of the day and it's 95% japs in your lobby.
The reticle is still barely visible, aiming is still inferior to the wii mote, every fight is mutual death unless you sneak up on them.
Not to be one of those anons that get meta headed but shit man.
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>>122459881
GET OUT OF HIGHER RANKS
Seriouisly, come down to B where the game still feels normal and chargers don't exist.
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>>122460156
I tried that but I was S again in a week, I should just make a new account and get it to 20 and just stick it on a usb to copy over when my alts get too high
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>>122460375
>I was S again in a week
Get a new weapon, somthing you're terrible at.
then repeat the procces once you git gud with it.
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>>122460610
thats what I did
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>>122459881
>good match connections
>splatfest
ayyyyy
are we playing the same game? i get way more laggy people from splatfests than from japan.
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>>122460728
>SSJ
>2145 Points
LOOKS LIKE THERE STILL SOMTHING LEFT ANON
REPEAT THE PROCESS.
I've been in B since the ranked started and if i can't do it with the meme weapons then you of all people should be able to get to S with arapid blaster.
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is this an ok set for the octobrush? do i even need the damage up?
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>>122461805
ninja squid is useless m8
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>>122461805
>forgot the image
i'm dumb
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>>122461887
isn't one main enough for an octobrush or is it really that close to needing an extra hit to kill?
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>>122460156
I assume we're on the same page, I forgot to mention I was directing all that towards Turf mode. Ranked is it's own chaos with no order.
This game does match people of same rank. I mean it makes sense. But I'd like some mild matches when I'm having days to calm the fuck down. I'm at S+ and guess what I fight other S+ people that play like they're going to get raped if they lose one match. Not being in the mood for this shit I just lose patience and interest in playing.
>>122460375
I agree, I ranked up like crazy when I did a new save.
>>122460842
My hits connect way more on americans. I swear I need to land an additional hit to kill japs. In test stage those targets pop immediately. Online against people I swear my shots never register like they should.
>>122461019
Have you at least made it to A+?
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>>122461836
How is it useless? It's saved me countless times, especially on Tower Control when snipers don't know where to aim on the tower.
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>>122462150
i think it's mainly the speed hit coupled with the fact that you can do ninja squid manually anyway
also it doesn't hide you going up walls which is stupid
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>>122462012
not sure desu, i just thought the jacket and shoes looked nice together... and i just so happen to have two damage subs on the jacket
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>>122459881
the range abuse thing boils down to team composition. once you start playing in squads you generally get at least one person to deal with snipers, be it one of your own or a search and destroy guy. damage definitely needs something changed, but defense works fine for what its intended to do, albeit a bit useless when compared to other options.
if i remember correctly the sploosh gets a bit more coverage when laying down ink, so that makes it better in terms of map control when their team is dead or not around.
match connection does need a change though, server maintenance at any time other than 2 in the morning is pretty garbage. the jap thing is just composition of the playerbase, generally a lot more of them on than there are of us, nevermind that most of the playerbase over here is children stuck in c-
i never had a problem with the reticle and in fact like how it changes based on whether youre aiming at a person or not, but frankly i agree with the aiming thing. its a straight downgrade to try and play dual analog, especially on the gamepad where youre trying to jump and move the right stick at the same time (this is another thing, why is there no button remapping). if ive learned anything from this game its that you can come out alive from most fights by bobbing and weaving and being in your own ink. burst bombs/map preparation is key here.
once you get to the higher rankings you really are forced to get meta headed or stick in B+. up to this point ive tried to make dual analog work but it just doesnt cut it when its either totally unresponsive when turning or zooming all over the place when trying to make a subtle movement. same thing with abilities, if youre not walking around with max movement, cold blooded, and some form of extra damage, youre done for.
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>>122462125
that's what private lobbies are for senpai, chilling with others without anything on the line
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>>122462292
SPEAKING OF LOBBIESK.K.K.Fishcake
anyone?
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>>122462259
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>>122462183
Yeah the swim speed hit from a few patches ago was the worst problem, but I like to have swim speed on anyway. What do you mean you can do it manually, by standing still? Yeah you shouldn't be shown on walls either that's bullshit.
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>3 points to rank up
>my team is all mid-short range
>enemy team is mid-long and un-fucking-touchable
>my octobrush ass dies 11 times because my team won't go near the zone and also i suck
>lose; -12 points
i can't even be mad. it's just what happens when i try to rank up.
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>>122462461
if you dont tilt all the way you dont make splashes when you swim
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>>122462509
Ah I didn't know that, thank you. Any other tricks like that?
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I just can't get myself to get up and play slatoon, or eat food.
send help
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>>122462125
>Have you at least made it to A+?
I got to A- once using the inkbrush but didn't get to stay there very long, it was nice for a while.
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>>122462425
>>122462641
play in my lobby bud
experience true subpar play and feel better about yourself
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>>122427656
Holy fuck that's me
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>>122462689
I've learned to never change weapons or gear, stick to a role. Most of your matches in ranked will have people never playing the objective itself depending on their weapons. I went with quick respawn and constantly rushed to recover the objective, filled in gaps, or distracted.
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>>122463197
never tried quick respawn before so i'll give it a shot when i get home, thanks lad.
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>>122463403
for any weapons you have that dont have any obvious "must have" skills, you cant really go wrong with quick respawn or defense up
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Anyone up for a squad?
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>>122463825
if youre still up for one
>>122462425
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>>122464664
Sure we can twin
NNID Rezizardon
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>>122462259
>the jap thing is just composition of the playerbase, generally a lot more of them on than there are of us
Yet splatfest never failed to find a match for me, and it's much better to play when there are no autistic level 50 captain hat eshitter moonrunes or fucking cunt faggots who deliberately blow a match if they get matched with non-moonrunes, gas the fucking japs, should i ever mention those cunts are always lagging and are the main reason why i use additional damage ups
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>>122461887
That's pretty good, anon. All of the abilities are what I'd recommend.
Although, I'm not sure how much Damage Up you need. Every little bit helps, but you might be better off rerolling the jacket for Special Saver.
Head into the testing area and see if you can get consistent kills in two swings at different ranges. Test it without the Damage Up subs, see what you get.
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>>122462641
So don't, getting up is overrated
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>>122443328
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From the official Twitter: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/666185928633794561
Splatoon branded jars of squid and octopus
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anyone up for squadding once rotation hits?
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>>122466261
Japan so crazy
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>>122466261
looks not tasty desu
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>>122464728
alright, been playin for hours and im gonna take a break for a bit
ggs
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>>122466590
GGs dude. Sorry I couldnt do shit in those matches especially on heights. I just dont get that map with a HS.
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>>122466261
Jelly would've been better.
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Ayy
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>>122465081
Splatfest is limited time event that happens once every 3-4 weeksand as such should be seen as reflective of what your experience would be ordinarily
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>>122466517
>>122466690
>ignorant whitey gaijin doesn't understand that majesty of delicious ika and tako
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>>122466714
>not marie
5/10 on spot but could be better
>>122466727
too bad the good experience can only be once a month
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>>122466714
>not Spyke
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>>122466767
Jelly would fly off the shelves here in America,
Japan loves that seafood tho
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Can I still roll scum with the download version or is it not possible at all?
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>>122466928
it's possible but i believe you'll need to delete the entire game and redownload it
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>>122466928
yeah but its like 2gb or more right? it will take years
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>>122466928
It would be extremely painful. You would have to repeatedly delete the entire thing every time you want to scum.
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>>122466834
>>122466917
I wish I had either of those badges
but I only found out about it today and they arent available right now
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>>122467085
Is the squid sisters theme in? I havent played my 3DS in such a long time and I'm still using the Pokemon Black and White theme.
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>>122467143
>buying BW theme instead of Eevee one
BW is literally the worst generation
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>>122467143
It's not out in bong yet
I'm still stuck with the woomy/spaghetti one
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>>122467213
That feeling when no jolteon boyfriend to be quiet honest with you family.
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>>122467213
>Eeveelutions
I got back into competitive Pokemon in Gen 5 after dropping it in DP. It has a special place with me.
>>122467228
But I have a NA 3DS.
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>>122467264
furries pls go
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>>122467213
Not when BW2 exists. Gen6 is the worst till Z proves otherwise.
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>>122467734
still not an enough excuse for how abhorrent BW was. Also plasma is still cringeworthy there.
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>>122466261
EATING MARIE'S CORPSE!
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Favorite weapon?
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>>122468379
.52
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>>122468379
neo luna blaster
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>>122468379
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>>122468379
Rollers aren't guns, so Squiffer is still my raifu.
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>>122468379
I like to squiff in hell desu
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anyone up for squads?
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>>122468379
Splatty Jr has most area inked, but I like the Pro lately
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Hosting Squads again!
All weapons/ranks welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>122468379
>>122468524
He said "weapon", though.
Dynamo Roller and .96 Gal here though, depends on stage.
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>>122469726
>being this cancer
you need only an eshitter/bamboozler
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>keep getting paired with As
thank fuck i don't lose many points from it because of that but it's still irritating
>>122469661
wanna twin til we get two mroe?
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2 spots open in squad.
>>122470145
I'm not a big fan of twin squads so lets just wait for now.
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>>122469949
What's wrong with them?
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>>122470343
they are cancer, just like dynamo and 96
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>>122470343
think its the same guy who posts the same butthurt shit about chargers over and over, ignore him
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There has to be at least 2 more squids up for squads. It's rainmaker and good maps, lets go!
Any rank/weapons welcome, bring your level 11 C- Inkstrike Inkbrush.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>122470486
Why is the Dynamo cancer? Almost no one uses it anymore after the nerf.
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>>122471202
>Why is the Dynamo cancer?
>posts webm of cancer
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>>122471202
i assume less aiming required for a bigger payoff
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>>122471202
its not as bad as before but being able to kill anyone by vaguely aiming in their general direction is still bullshit
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>>122468491
Used it yesterday to great success. It's main weakness is probably its shit range.
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>>122471202
>been almost half an hour now
>only now getting a third
this shit is bonkers
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>>122471202
Anymore webms of our rainmaker runs from yesterday? That was a lot of fun
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>>122471645
Do you want me to leave instead?
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>>122471705
never said that anon
if anything i'm praying a 4th shows up so this good rotation isn't wasted
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>>122468379
N-ZAP '89.
I've been using it since the beginning. I've tried other weapons but always gone back to it. Although I wonder sometimes that if I just gave more time to practicing another weapon, maybe I actually would be a better player and finally get out out B+ hell.
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>>122471645
ded game
ded general
ded everything
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>>122471327
What is cancer in the webm though?
>>122471371
>>122471517
That's a fair point, it has it's drawbacks though. Notice the second hit against the E-liter, I aim pretty spot on at the enemy, yet because there are walls just somewhat close, almost all damage is negated.
It also only has ink for about 5 "shots" and it only fires once every 2 seconds.
>>122471679
Yeah that was great.
>>122471645
Ink is slow today, but I don't mind waiting.
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>>122471645
Id play but Im watching kill bill
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>>122471747
>B+ hell
fitting for an nzap user
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>>122471731
>>122471796
I'll join you if you give me a few minutes to finish my downloads so I don't lag.
Keep posting whatever webms you from then
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>>122471202
Save a spot for me lads, I'll be there in 2 minutes
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>>122471796
>What is cancer in the webm though?
i think we're replying to a troll.
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>>122471796
the main issue is because of lag almost all attempts to get out of the kill zone of it are pointless, you may as well try to splat the dynamo in your last living moments before you respawn
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>>122471910
>>122471913
The race is on.
>>122471958
When I hit him he was in the center of my aim, you know japs move for up to 2 seconds after taking damage.
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>>122472119
Sent a FR
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>>122472119
>When I hit him he was in the center of my aim
No.
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>>122472119
I'm >>122471910 so there is a good choice the other guy will beat me to it. If that's the case, I'll wait my turn like yesterday if you'll reply and let me know when you have need of me like yesterday as well.
Did you capture that last second Rainmaker win at the museum? That was so beautiful with the inkstrike and everything working perfectly to get it close enough to win.
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>>122472221
I'd consider that as close enough to center to score a kill, I'm at pretty close range. But I guess you have a point.
>>122472218
Adding you now.
>>122472275
I actually did but I didn't make a webm of it, and i deleted all of my recordings from yesterday.
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>>122472221
thats center according to roller players I guess and this is why nobody likes them
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Anybody up for a squad?NNID: DeDarko14
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>>122472565
Aw man that sucks that you don't have any of it anymore. Hope you get some good footage today though. What capture card are you using?
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Squad is full, lets go.
>>122472706
Elgato
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>flicks are still easymode kills
>hurr we totally fixed rollers i swear
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>>122431306
>throw disruptor
>you're fucked now my friend
>one slosh
>no ink
>splatted
always
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>that comeback
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>>122472787
is this supposed to be Eva?
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that's why i don't fucking super jump anymore
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>>122473296
>the enemy team constantly super jumps in
>I'm the only one who splats them
>I super jump to two team mates
>they both run away and I'm immediately killed
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anyone up for a meme squad?
Maybe 96 gal. deco or lunar blaster
My NNID is Konloeyletsplay
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I don't dislike this set. Those shoes finally have something other than the Ika Dress to go with.
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new clothes make me go unf~
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>double kraken
so much for good map rotation
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>>122473468
>its that nigger squid with subpar gear, again
oh, hello there
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>>122473296
Fuck that was my bad, webm related.
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>Rollers are broken! You can get easymode kills!
>Nerf makes it so rollers have to aim dead center
>Rollers are cancer!
What is with the overwhelming sense of entitlement that rollers shouldn't ever be allowed to kill you? You people will complain until the flick is removed altogether.
If you still complain about rollers after the nerf, Dynamo or otherwise, you're neck deep in denial about your own lack of skill. They were never unmanageable, but they're much easier to handle now. Literally:get fucking good
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now i'm just getting mad
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if any f you guys decide to ragequit your squad, I am here
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>>122473737
i want that woomy to suck my feet then stick a machete up my ass while i lick her young period blood and suck her toes
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>>122473737
>Nerf makes it so rollers have to aim dead center
Are you blind, or just delusional?
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>>122473665
Hello to you to friend!
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>>122473873
Do you ever use rollers, or do you just bitch about them? I bet you blame lagging japs for your losses too.
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>>122473737
>Nerf makes it so rollers have to aim dead center
>>122472221
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>>122468379
Nzap feels so good man.
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>>122473737
they still dont need to aim dead center, and people complain about them being braindead and easymode, not about being overpowered or whatever.
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>>122473970
Yes, I do use rollers from time to time. Because they're still top easy mode.
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>>122474017
A lot of other weapons in this game are also braindead and easy mode
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>>122473737
the nerf should've been to increase the amount of ink spent when splashing the roller.
not the hitbox.
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i can't believe that actually worked
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>>122474113
Yes... and...?
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>stack so much run speed its the same as swimming
i love my clothes
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>>122474189
Is that really possible? Can you have max run and swim at the same time?
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>>122474017
>>122473982
Clearly my wording was too specific. A roller still has to put you in the center portion of the "blade" to get the OHKO. The slightly larger killzone of the Dynamo hardly matters; if you're unfamiliar with it, the damage is weighted towards the left side of the flick anyway.There's hysterical drop off on the right side comparatively.
The Dynamo saw the worst of the nerf. There's a reason no one uses it anymore; the ones that still do are actually good with it.
I say again, you roller haters will complain until the flick is removed entirely, or neutered so that it's wholly unfeasible to ever get kills with it.
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>>122474272
Not quite, but close, and no.
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>>122474187
Rollers shouldn't be singled out.
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>>122474332
Again: >>122472221
>There's a reason no one uses it anymore
Oh, I get it, you just don't even play this game. Alright, guess I'm done with you.
>>122474391
They're what we're discussing right now, autist. If you want to talk about Gals or whatever, then go ahead and try to change the subject because you're so worried about people talking bad about your crutch.
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>>122474479
Congrats on willfully ignoring information that's contrary to what you want to hear. But go ahead and cling to the idea that the rollers are the problem and not you. Stay mad, squiddo.
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>these three shitty subs on hairband
goddamnit, i'll just reroll later so i don't disrupt the squad
at least i still got the swim speed boost
this has surprisingly helpful for my nzap and splatling play
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Is there anything worse than these fucking snipers
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>Tfw somebody called in a bomb threat on my campus
I just wanted to play Splatoon for fuck's sake.
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>>122474687
>Congrats on willfully ignoring information that's contrary to what you want to hear.
What information? There is an image right there showing that you are completely wrong. There are multiple webms even, the guy who posted them himself had to admit they didn't look great to favour Dynamos.
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>>122474332
>>122474479
Wasn't there someone who posted a survey with like 769 players, and the total amount of Dynamo users came out to be 3 gold and 6 silvers?
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>>122475404
would you willingly admit to maining dynamo
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>>122475506
I would.
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>>122475234
You seriously think that one picture of the splatted person being slightly off dead center to the left, when I mentioned the damage is weighted to the left and the Dynamo having a slightly larger killzone, proves anything at all?
It doesn't. It wasn't persuasive the first time you linked it and it remains unpersuasive no matter how many times you refer back to it.
If the zone were any smaller you might as well use a fucking slosher instead. That's what you're demanding the killzone be.
Believe what you want, because you clearly will anyway.
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>>122475506
Silver here, feels good man, except for that ink recovery thing
The salt is exceptional
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>>122475681
pls come back
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Game vaporized. Lobby is back up.
>>122475506
In a anonymous survey? Why would you not.
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>>122468379
Tough choice between Octobrush and Mini Splatling
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>>122475965
oh shit i just realized you're recording livehave i done anything webm worthy with my little zapper?
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>>122468379
Forgot to say mine, so far it's the Tentatek Splattershot.
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>that loss
well fuck
at least i outran a kraken despite having to hop through their own ink, damn eliter was confused as fuck when it ran out. absolutely hilarious
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Ma-rie!
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>>122476613
is cute!
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>RM carrier dies and the RM goes to center according to the scoreboard
>within 5 seconds the shield is burst then they dunk
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Looked up some name meanings.
>Callie: Free Woman
>Marie: Rebellious Woman
HOLY SHIT DEEPEST LORE
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>>122476860
>Callie lets her tentacles hang free so they drag on the ground
>Marie rebels against their show's format with her sacrasm
wow it fits so perfectly
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>TFW museum is coming next rotation
man this map is fucking great i really enjoy every gamemode on it and its the only map that change things
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>>122477232
You could make an argument that she at least tries to keep them off the ground by having a bow, but still, that's just because she needs to. Shit's long. Like seven feet long.
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>>122477324
>turf war
>ranked has moray/skatepark towers
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GGs squad time for me to hit the hay.
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>>122476081
Maybe this?
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>>122477776
To Me!
Wat
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>>122477776
that didn't seem all that special to me senpaithanks swim speed
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1 spot open in squad.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>122477870
Eu version.
>>122477904
All i had.
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>>122477776
Oh great my blunder is now forever recorded for everyone to see. Fuck wails.
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Could 0.6-0.65 mbps be enough to play Splatoon? Anyone know?
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>>122477991
I was confused about that as well. Thats why I got splatted since I thought the match ended.
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>>122477991
SO THAT'S WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
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>>122477991
Needs a
U Wot
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>splat the carrier and his roller buddy before they dunk
>two seconds later after they fade away it's dunked anyway
SORRY where'd you go?
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>waste 60k on 2 rolls
>spyke just changes the order of the sub abilities I had before
guess I'm playing ranked tonight
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>>122478327
Servers seem unstable today, or maybe it's just my internet. I will be taking a break.
GGs for now.
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I'm dying to squad and level up some of this new gear.NNID: faqatron
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>>122478379
welp, ggs then
least things weren't a total disaster
>>122478415
adding
anyone wanna keep squadding? still got about 45 minutes of this rotation
NNID TheListerMister
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>>122478482
hosting now
mention if you add me and i haven't accepted, currently 3/4
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I search the Booru for one source and I end up saving fifty images.
Every damn time.
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>k/d ratio piss poor
>but I dunked it
Conflicted feelings
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>>122479445
If K/D's matter to you than you're playing the wrong game.
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>>122479562
I haven't played much lately and I died a lot, so I was feeling like a hindrance that match.
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>>122479562
>new update changes order in ranked to be based on WR
>mediocre KDR but always top of board
Feels good man.
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>>122479562
>people actually think this
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>>122479924
whats WR?
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>>122480016
Win rate.
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guess i'm a bit too tired to play, sorry guys
no clue how the fuck they constantly snuck past us there
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>>122478415
>>122478482
One spot open
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>>122479945
In a game where the primary objective is not killing the people but rather painting the ground.
Yes, shocking.
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>>122480186
dont worry dude
port is not my best map anyway but i rather play with friend than go solo
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I want to torture Callie!
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>>122480367
>people actually play turf war
>not only that, but these same people somehow fail to realise the vital nature of eliminations in any objective based game
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>>122480367
But if you die so often you spend a good portion of the waiting for the respawn timer that's not good for the team. I don't care about k/d ratios, but if my death count is really high, I wasn't able to contribute as much to my team.
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>>122480602
Hate to break it to you pal, but if everybody focused on eliminations, nobody would win, regardless of mode.
>>122480645
Then make the most of it and change your clothes for quicker respawn Better yet, if you find you're just sucking equip Haunt, so at least that way you're somehow helping the team by dying.
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Why does Spyke give all these great off brand rolls when I'm looking for brand influenced rolls
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>>122480828
I think if at least 2 people play the objective you should win every match if the other two can kill and not be killed
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I want to hug Spyke!
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>>122480828
Nobody has said anything about focusing on eliminations but you just now.
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>>122480590
I will protect her with my life!
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I wonder how many players on /ink/ still play consistently.
You can't really gauge it properly when threads are filled with a incredibly vocal minority who think anyone actually cares about their squid.
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>>122481246
Define 'consistently'
Play every day?
Play all day?
Play nothing else?
Do nothing else?
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>>122481172
Exactly
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>>122481360
just the amount of players that are still active.
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>>122481526
Exactly... what? You're saying something that doesn't have anything to do with the discussion at hand. Let me refresh your memory, since you apparently can't follow hardly three posts worth of conversation: Kills are important. Nobody has said you should focus only on them. No shit that's the case.
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So, I'm learning Chargers on a squib account so I can be matched with people who won't instantly mop the floor with me. Starting with the classic Splat Charger, it's pretty fun so far, but what would you say is better - scope, or no scope?
Also, general tips are sorely appreciated, especially for current rotation.
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>>122481641
Haha, I'm not even him. Nice sperging.
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>>122481880
Sure, buddy, sure.
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>>122481843
Use the thingy that you swing up and down and crush the enemies with. That's much more dignified than a Charger.
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>>122481246
Genuine question.
How many 4chinners play splatoon.
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2/4
Anyone want to squad?NNID:faqatron
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>>122482084
108 at most.
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>>122482084
There are 108 in this thread. But I've seen a couple players on other boards that simply hate /v/.
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>>122481843
Scopes give a minor range increase in exchange for tunnel vision. With enough DMG+, you might be able to kill just as you scope in, but I prefer unscoped.
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>>122482180
Proof?
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ggs nami squad
>>122481843
scope adds more distance to your shots
you should try kelp charger, just drop a sprinkler and watch the litte squibs take the bait
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>>122482220
109 now.
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>>122482220
The numbers on the bottom of the screen
109 now
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>>122482018
Yeah, I more or less main Carbon, but I'm wanting to branch out, you know?
>>122482228
I'll give it a try, thanks.
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>>122482123
Quote me if you add meCannibal,I'm just gonna reroll some of my slots while we wait.
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>>122482334
>>122482336
not proof
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>>122482212
I'd like to be able to try sniping, but my shitty eyesight means I can't make out small targets most of the time. Besides, I want to be able to kill grandly and needlessly while using as little effort as possible.
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What weapons are good enough on their own that I can wear fresh gear with bad mains and still win?
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>>122481927
No point in that anon trying to prove otherwise. You'd just say "nice paint edit."
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>>122482524
Gals
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>>122482524
Hero Splattershot and Hero Roller. Accept no substitutes.
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>>122482524
Luna Blasters, SSJ, Splattershots and Tri-Slosher
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>>122482123
I'll add you. I need cash.
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>>122482497
If they aren't in this thread, they probably don't play very much and don't really matter. There are plenty of people in this thread who don't play, too. There's almost no chance that the total number of active players on the site exceeds 150 or 200.
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>>122482524
What >>122482560 said, but more specifically, the 96. Gal Deco.
I would also add the Luna Blaster (either one) to that list.
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>>122482665
thanks senpai
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>>122482665
Well that's not true, I've met players on /o/ and /toy/ that play this thing but wouldn't dare touch the /v/ boards.
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>>122482953
"Many" being more than a hundred actually active players? I somehow doubt that.
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>>122482123
>>122482664
ok 2/4 or maybe 3/4 if the other guy comes back.
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>>122482626
I'm going to go for this
I dont think the luna is as good without swim speed up
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>>122462012
>>122461887
I think you need 3 damage up mains before you can get consistent 2-hit kills with just over 100 damage on average - sometimes higher, sometimes lower. But with people stacking defense ups to counter tantateks & 52 gals i don't think you'll get 2-hit kills all the time unless you stack damage up subs too.
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>>122483019
Well as you said, they aren't in this thread and yet it's a bold assumption to say they don't play very much or don't matter.
Your guesstimate on the total numbers seems about right though.
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>>122483080
3/4 for sure now
>>122482123
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>>122481246
/ink/ usually has between 110-140 unique IPs. Ive seen alot of new players showing up in the past few days which is nice.
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Oh Marie you silly klutz you, that's not a penis!
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>>122478112
Anyone? Was really looking forward to playing this but now it seems like I might not be able to. I've seen some people say 0.6 is enough, but some say 0.7 is the minimum. Also, I've seen some people with high upload speeds with issues so I really don't know.
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>>122482665
>If they aren't in this thread, they probably don't play very much
Most of the old 1.0 regulars seem to have fucked off to form their own circlejerk clans, only occasionally returning to the thread to shitpost.
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>>122468379
i haven't used it yet though
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>>122483120
luna neo is
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>>122483854
Okay?
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>>122469949
>bamboozler
>cancer
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>>122483686
I regularly play with a guy who is 0.45 up and down with 550 ms ping. He makes the entire game lag for everyone but he still plays every other day and it works out, so I'd say yes, go for it.
Its the guy superjumping in, in this webm:
>>122472565
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>>122484201
You need some lewd to go with that image
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>>122462986
sup nerd
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>>122427730
Get in line you son of a bitch
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I keep going back down to A+
goddamnn it
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>>122484201
Are you sure? I've heard that some people just straight up get dropped almost every game because of low speed. Also, since my ping is fine and my upload is a bit higher than that, do you think it'd be that bad for me?
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>>122483686
Probably the same guy that >>122484201 is talking about, pic related is the connection of the best Carbon Roller this general has to offer (that we've seen so far). If anyone has a webm of him playing I would appreciate if they post it, but having a bad connection in this game does weird stuff like cause you to teleport short distances and that sort of thing.
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>>122482626
The Hero Shot is pretty reliant on damage and bomb range.
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>>122468379
Gals and Chargers.
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>>122484443
Nigga if you can surpass A with an Inkbrush, you've already made it.
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>>122483431
>>122482123
We're still waiting on a fourth
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>>122484495
So you're telling me I'm basically fine? That would be awesome since I was getting pretty hyped for this.
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>>122484495
What does it look like when bum tries to connect to a Japan server?
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>>122484443
Inkbrush is a support weapon. What did you expect?
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>>122426980
>Blue means it's been ordered.
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>>122484615
I can't gaurentee that. When I first started playing I was on 10down 0.75up and was told by the general that I was very laggy and would occasionally disconnect from matches. I upgraded my internet and can now stream while playing with no issues, about 38down 10up.
I think it's a stability thing. I think there's no issue in getting the game if it's possible for you to upgrade your net later, but its a little risky for just now. That doesn't mean you shouldnt buy it though, if you have the money to spare.
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>>122484576
farthest I've gotten was S 86 or something
>>122484707
some people just dont know nouveau's power
I got like 14/2 with it a few times
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>>122484787
>zapist jacket
I can be a real human bean
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>>122484835
Fuck a duck dude.
The mark of skill isn't doing well with a good weapon, it's doing well despite using a shitty one. You are skill.
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>>122484835
I tried using the inkbrush when it first came out
Dropped from A+ 99 to C-
It wasn't for me I guess
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>>122484819
That's the thing, it's not really possible because of the infrastructure.
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>>122484473
>>122484615
I can't possibly say I'm sure or that you will be fine. But you will be able to play the game to some extend, however lag will affect it.
Some games grant you advantages if you're laggy though, some people even throttle their connection in order to gain these advantages. Maybe you will haul ass because people can't hit you? Who knows.
I'd go for it.
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>>122485112
I want to genocide an Octoling!
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>>122485112
Not one of the two you responded too, but I play with Japs all the time and get hardly any lag.
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>>122485112
Are you Australian?
If no, you'll do fine
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>>122484835
I've scored high a couple of times with octobrush but brush weapons just seem difficult to carry a team of shitters against a team of competent players since they rely a lot on indirect combat and they don't kill quite as fast as the rollers either.
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>>122485548
Style over substance y'know
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>>122485101
It's probably worth giving a go, and you can probably return it if it doesn't work out, surely.
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>Want to play
>Bridge and towers in rotation for another 4 hours
Guess I'll wait till tomorrow
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Oh god
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>>122485112
>>122485489
>>122485665
Thanks guys, I'll do some more research and probably pull the trigger.
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>>122485797
Disgusting
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>>122485787
why not start a private lobby?
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>>122486101
what this guy said
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>>122486000
No problem
Welcome to the ride
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>>122486010
>making your squid form useless
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SorryGojimon and NobodyI don't think we're gonna get a fourth.
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>>122486331
Wait guys, I'll join you! What's your NNID?
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>>122486395
faqatron
But I joined turf war, I'll come back after this match
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>>122482524
splat roller
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>>122486101
>>122486194
I was going to in 15 minutes.
NNIDscarth23
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>>122486000
Checked
However before you can start playing here it's compulsory that you choose an idol, so you'll have to pick one now. And yes, you will be judged heavily depending on your answer.
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>>122486484
Forgot to say:
Ranked private lobby. Any weapon, any ability is welcome. We'll play SZ, TC and RM on randomly picked maps. Again, if you don't want a specific map/mode combo to be played let me know.
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>>122486484
u better stream
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>>122486000
Checked.
Ignore this fag
>>122486620
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>>122486484
>tired as shit and want to sleep
Sleep or Splatoon, choices choices.
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>>122486395
II accepted, we have 2 so far and you makes 3 not sure if the other guy is going to come back.
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>>122486484
are you gonna stream it?
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>>122482524
Splattershot Junior is the only acceptable answer.
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>>122486943
Lucid dream about playing Splatoon?
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>>122486484
i'll join in if there's enough people
pls no moraymoray RM is ok though
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>>122486468
Friended.
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>>122486468
3/4Come back Nobody
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>>122486484
Sure, I can go for a good 45mins
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>>122487130
I did that once, I fucked my avatar.
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>>122487258
We're full
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>>122486484
Starting
>>122486734
>>122486968
I amtwitch tv/scarth23
>>122487202
I'll run 1 or 2 rounds of Towers RM if everyone is fine with that
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Wait...
I can understand it in solo queue but surely no one is faggot enough to go Eliter during Moray Towers. You should be fine with it in private ranked
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>>122484495
>murrica
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>>122487801
7/8
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>>122487889
What if I'm super shit with it. Can I use it then?
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>>122488008
My down is okay but my upload and ping are horrible.
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>>122488008
I will find you and kill you and take your internet
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>Scarth using Efagger
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>>122488235
You're surprised? Fags love the Fagger.
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tfw quad kill
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>>122488235
he's basically always using it though
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>>122488235
>Can't outplay a Meme team player
If the frogs can do it, why can't you?
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Are scopes crutches?
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THAT FUCKING INKBRUSH
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>>122489125
I know
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>0-10
Gonna kill myself.
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>>122488235
Like I saod before man, any weapons are allowed. Go ahead and use Dynamo or E3k if you want, I dont mind
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Holy shit, having so much fun with this Splat Charger; it even inks like a motherfucker. Is it good in ranked, too?
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SQUASDQSAU ?
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>>122489241
Looks like others beat you too it; can't even do that right huh.
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>>122490258
on this rotation? why not
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>>122490258
If you put it up, sure.
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new thread when?
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Is it just me or does the Kelp Splatterscope seem to be turning into the new Meta weapon?
I was in a match with 4 of them earlier.
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>>122492162
Yea it is
It's the new E-Liter just less cancer
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>>122492162
I've been running into more Kelp Splatterscopes lately too.
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>>122492162
>>122492261
why would the kelp be used more in the meta if it doesn't have as good of range or subs?
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>>122492393
>>122492393
>>122492393
>>122492393
GET IN NOW!
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echolocator is king
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>>122492162
Why is the forge the only alt weapon to get a significant redesign? the rest are just slap a sticker on it or some jewels.
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>>122492501
good question, kinda sucks the difference between the krakon roller and the splat roller is just a logo on one end of the roll and a sticker on the handle
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>>122492386
Sprinkler/Wail combo is strong.
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>>122482524
All of them if you aren't a shitter.
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>>122484685
like this
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>>122471202
Sending a woomy.
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