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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out (from rotation) NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
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once again
echolocator is king
FIRST FOR EVIL WOOMY
where's our damn splatfest
Squid military begins to grow in numbers exponentially as hundreds of cute squidboys pour in to sign on into the army and claim their sweet beret.
I want to marry Callie's voice actress
>>122492261
>>122492371
I've been using the Kelp Splatterscope since about July so I was pretty surprised when I saw it becoming really common.
>>122492386
I've found it to be extremely versatile. Its really useful in both turf and ranked.
>You will never be held by an Octoling in Squid/Octo Daycare.
>>122492561
Whens anything new?
>>122492781
mah nigga
this is the best charger of alli really want a kelp hero charger
bara
>>122492978
What're the stat differences between Kelp and vanilla chargers?
>>122493169
just the sub/special, sprinkler and wail instead of splat bomb + rush
>>122492781
>>122492978
scope or no scope? Is the extra range on scope really worth it?
>>122493387
>>122492978
Fuck man, and I thought I used the Kelp a lot.
>>122493314
I hate using unscoped chargers, I use the way the screen zooms in with the scope to determine when my shot will kill.
>>122493169
None. The Splat Charger, Hero Charger, Splatterscope, Kelp Splat Charger, and Kelp Splatterscope are all the same weapon with different kit, and scope/no scope.
Scoped chargers have 10% more range, but move a little slower when charging.
Kelp's kit is fucking broken. Maybe people are starting to recognize that.
>they have the 12-3 top-of-rank sniper
>we have the 2-8 bottom-of-rank sniper
>repeat forever
dear diary: fuck everything
>>122493624I'd let Spyke break into my apartment, if you know what I mean.
>>122493765
Better than playing with level 50 Japs.
>>122493838
>>122493624
>>122492745
cute!
>>122493913
>>122486484
7/8
GGs to those that have left
mfw I constantly lock out an eliter sniper with full str up with ink brush nouveau
>>122492978
>>122493657
Kelp is best charger, still use the regular one but the 5th player is strong
>>122494164
GGs
>>122493657
That's your own preference. Personally hate scopes.
>>122494375
stop right there
Marie~~!
>>122494518
Ansis here. Ggs Scarth lobby. For the first time I got to play against the same people over and over again. From what you've seen, anything in particular that I'm doing wrong or that I should do differently? Any feedback at all? I really want to improve past B+.
>>122494628
why is she so perfect?
>>122494236
>600,000 on a charger
Witnessed.
>>122494821
The world may never know
>>122494894
>600,000
>>122492978
this nigger has 834,855 if you combine both charger
>>122495195
Don't forget her shortish tentacles
>>122494518
Random Inklings~~!
>>122495282
are they longer or shorter than a normal inkling girls?
I was so close to ranking up and now I'm losing every match, but coming on top. Anybody want to form up a squad? NNID:DeDarko14
>>122493906How much do you think he'd charge for that, Anon?
>>122495635
Someone made a model chart to get a rough estimate on their tentacle length. Callie's are crazy long and I think Marie's were slightly longer then normal but not 100% sure on that. Maybe someone has the pic saved.
Asked it last thread, but I'll ask it again: What's your favorite weapon? Haven't gotten terribly far, but so far mine is the Tentakek Splattershot.
>>122495635
Probably shorter, since Callie's tentacles are freakishly long.
>>122495956
nozzlenose/nzap85 because fast
>>122495956
Kelp Splatterscope
>>122495635
I think Maries tentacles are an average healthy length, but her stylish hairdo gives the impression they are dainty and elegant.
Her cousin's tentacles however are freakish and ungainly.
>>122495956
No set favorite but the Slosher type weapons are my favorite category. The concept is great.
I just hate how a roller can flick with no ink but a slosher can't scoop up ink off the floor at a slower shooting speed.
>>122495956
KELP CHARGER
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>>122496378
>roller can flick with no ink
that's a lie
>>122496478
They can flick. It just doesn't kill in one hit anymore
>play after a long time
>met with picrelated right away, all the shit in plaza is same
>literally fucking everyone uses maximum run speed up bubblers
well back to not playing splatoon
>>122495956
I like the Sploosh-o-matic and E-Liter 3K. Though the weapon I covered the most turf with is the Splattershot Pro, followed by the E-Liter.
If the anon who was cautious about buying the game because of poor internet is still here, I'm the one everybody was bringing up in the last thread.
Unless you buy a LAN adapter for Wii U, which costs like, 8USD you'll end up disconnecting from probably 1/2 of your matches.
Since I bought one I only end up d/c from probably 1 in every 15 matches now, and that doesn't mean count out 14 and give up, I sometimes go all night with no problems despite having speeds like this.
The ping does prevent me from playing the same game as everybody else though. Enemy players will often survive enough damage to kill 5 or 6 times, people teleport short distances constantly which results in a lot of missed shots, and basically everything kills you in one hit.
>>122497089
Jesus, talk about liking weapons that are the extreme opposite of each other.
>>122496672
ah okay
>>122497247
hey at least you can pull some omae wa mou shindeiru on other players
>>122497247
I wish you had a capture card because I'd love to see the game from your perspective vs someone else
>>122497247
makes for some great lobbies though
>>122497507
It's probably something like this.
one splat bomb
triple splat
>>122497613
Holy shit.
It's time to send 500,000 Octolings into Inkopolis
>>122498203
>implying there are even 50 Octolings let along 500,000
>>122498203
rev up those octohospitals, cuz you're gonna need em once we're through with your kind
>>122497613
>>122497247
Where do you live that you would have such shitty internet?
>>122497425
Yeah, it's always nice to see them suddenly feel my hits in killcam.
>>122497507
I really want one, I'll probably end up getting better internet first though.
>>122497602
I'll feel irresponsible if I don't get some art done first, but I intend to play later tonight.
>>122497613
Basically that except everyone is doing it.
>>122498778
It's not where I live, it's just that the internet comes in through a phone line. It's like fake dial-up that somehow manages to be even worse than dial-up.
>>122497247
I just got disconnected three in a row after a big winning streak and I'm feeling discouraged. I was really close to getting back to B+.
>>122499391
Anon, join my gang, we'll lag the competition to death.
I'm gonna stop there guys sorry, I'm expecting a delivery of some stuff soon anyway.
GGs thanks for coming, got about 2 hours of agmes out of that
Anyone want to squad?
>>122497247
When will people learn to set up their fucking DMZ?
Is there still a private lobby goingon ?
>>122499770
Ggs dude
>>122499813
Let's do it
Attention EVERYONE! ATTENTION! Katsuie, captain and leader of MCU (Meme Containment Unit), has decided to leave his post as the owner/leader of MCU and join TSB (The Squid Box). This sudden news mean the final confirmation of the rumors regarding the disbandment of MCU as a team.
Some good news do come out of this. The following players are free agents and available to be taken by any team:
- Scarth
- CA
We wish nothing but the best to the remaining players of the former MCU and good luck on their future endeavors.
>>122500404
Oh, hey!
Gimme 10 minutes to eat something, then I'll be on.
Are you the squad that's already up? Don't want to keep you waiting.
>>122500404
RIP Meme Team
>>122500772
What? No.
I'll wait for you anon, gonna need an NNID.
>>122500649
>>122500886
Kay.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
>>122501281
Ayy, already have you added.
>>122500649
GG MCU. You had a good run.
SURPRISE YOU SHIT CHARGER
YOU DID THE WORST OF THE ENTIRE TEAM
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR C'MONS AT THE END OF THE GAME
YOU FUCKING SUCK
>>122501281
Room's up. Let's go.
>>122501653
Is that an elaborate ruse
>>122501785
these posts always give me a good chuckle
>>122501653
After the underwhelming performance of the Memes at the several previous tournaments I have to sympathize with their captain's decision to dismantle the team. I'd also like to add that I am glad that we as a general and website will no longer be represented by a team that would prefer to focus their efforts on generating laughs with their trite "memes" than exhibiting the high level teamwork that's expected from a team with their reputation.
>>122499046
>still using DSL
is it really that bad with the internet in murrica?
>>122501851
2/4 jess squad
i wanna creampie and impregnate callie
Hmm, we might have to twin.
>>122502254
They kept performing like shit because they had a nigger for a captain. How does he expect for his team to perform well when all he does is fuck around with the Rapid Blaster?
>>122502343
>Not Marie
Shit taste anon.
Hi Schmuel
>>122502290
No, I'm a special case.
>>122502323
3/4 now
>>122502343
>>122502724
eyyy, I just woke up and was about to put up a squad myself.
Tell me i'm a cute little squib, /ink/.
>>122503136
do you have a picture of your woomy?
>>122503136
You're a squib now; you're a kuib now,
>>122502773
Still free ?
>>122502738
God, that's barbaric. No wonder Scarth barely bats an eye when his own modforce tells him to kill himself during his streams - he's had bend over and bear much more severe tongue lashings from the man and captain he is supposed to trust.
I wonder what else has been going on behind the curtains. I want the MCU's toxic behavior to be exposed in full and then for its leaders to be sent to the pillories.
>>122503280
Nope, unless you're the one who took the last spot .
That poor tri squad.
I let you down
>>122501653
I'm really sad. I liked MCU much more than TSB.
>>122503918
>TSB does better generally than MCU.
>MCU is favored.
Why?
>>122502738
>deleted
i am beginning to worry that the rumours that scarth is a janitor are true.
>>122503903
Damn, son! What other juicy stuff can you tell me about MCU? I wanna know ALL of it.
>>122501281
sent
>>122504009
Key and Cloudy are disgusting. That's all there is to it.
These S+ squads
>>122504357
We're full now, sorry.
>>122504756
Jess pls come back
i wanna lick callies armpit
>>122504881
Wait, what have I got to do with this, did I miss a memo.
>>122504914
Callie's cute armpits are 100% canon
>>122503903
Ugh. I'm disgusted but ultimately glad that the team blew up before he could run his greasy beaner paws all over Scarth's lithe sissyboi body.
>>122504974
I think that anon replied to the wrong person.
>MCU shitposting
I'm so fucking glad that team is done. They weren't even good to begin with.
>>122500649
I want to join THE thyrack's team now
>>122504974
Didn't mean to reply at all.
Dismiss that.
>>122505305
>thryack
>team
>>122505293
What the fuck is all this team stuff anyway.
I thought /ink/ didn't like this sort of shit, what the hell happened to this general.
>>122501917
THE MEMES ARE OUT
>>122505558
>this coming from a thread that sucks tia/jess' girlcock at every opportunity
>>122505708
Who?
>>122501917
>Memes start spreading in the thread
What do you think
With MCU gone, WHO WILL CONTAIN THE MEMES?
Is this post still relevant?
>>122505708
You know, it's funny.I quite like Tia, but if there was a dude with the same personality/posting style I would fucking hate him. Shows how much of a fag I am
>>122505558
Just ignore the memesters
>>122505708
>tfw you will never suck an /ink/ girl's girlcock
>>122506014
>Moetron
>Sonata
>>122506050If you put that personality/style(presumably girlish) on a man wouldn't it be considered gay?
>>122506014
There was this other one.
>>122506050
Everyone would, that's the point.desu I don't mind any of /ink/'s confirmed grills but their legion of beta orbiters disgust me
>>122506134
>they will never come back
>>122506393
Have you checked SplatNet or even your friend list lately?
>>122506050
Feel when your best friend has been consumed by post ironic /r9k/ memes and now isn't as cute and likable as she once was.
>burst bombs with no throw up
>longer range than my jet squelcher on flat ground
WTF
>>122506465
No I had delete them a while ago to make room for other friends.
Squib
>>122506619
feel when qt was inclanyou quit and too afraid of coming off as a creep to contact
w/e probably has a legion of other virgin losers to talk to
RIP in pepperonis, meme team.
I'm level 17, and it says on the wiki that I need to be level 17 to unlock the kelp splatterscope, but it's not in the store. Did they change it?
>double inkzooka
So charger "nerf" did fucking nothing, when the real charger nerf will be?
>>122507295
You have to finish one of the single player bosses first. It's the most valuable weapon you'll get out of the SP.
>>122507174
Fixed that for you.
>>122507382
do you even dynamo
>>122507471
0 points turf inked on both of them.
>Kill the 4 enemy squids with a single kraken
>Squidbag them generously
>Connection unstable 10 seconds afterwards
fucking nips
>>122507471
>having cancer
>there are people who unironically purchased and use dynamo
>>122507471
Is it weird that I don't care about the dynamo at all regardless whether I'm using it or the enemy?
>>122507592
>there are people who don't use weapons they dislike for a short amount of time to get a better understanding of how to counter them
>>122507748
>countering an Eliter
Be another Eliter? Nah I prefer not being a cock sucking shit lord fag
>>122507748
>he cannot learn how to deal with a weapon without eating shit himself
>>122507956
A mentality like that inhibits improvement at the game, man.
>>122507174
I'm tearing up for real rn. I never got to know each of its members very well but... for a team of channers to come together and form a functioning professional competitive unit like the MCU was, the chemistry between them must have been some solid stuff. Farewell... Bang.
>>122508037
>learning how a weapon works in turf wars is the same as using it as a crutch for ranked
>>122508123
Those Tri-sloshers, lol.
So what was the reason mcu disbanded?
>>122507956
You get close then shoot randomly at the ink they are hiding in hoping they don't pop up and instantly kill you with 3 strength up burst bombs.
This has caused me more stress in the past 30 minutes than I've experienced in the past 5 years. Every time I try to do anything to it I get 5 times as many problems as I do progress. Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.
>>122508294
Is that real news? I assumed it was yet another shitpost.
>>122508441
If yousquishit Bum I swear to god
>>122508441
What even is it
>>122508441
hot taco
>>122508441
>>122508632
Looks like a woomy assaulting an ara
>>122508597
>bum
He's the sculpt fag?
>>122508840
Why do you think his internet is so slow?
>>122508597
Better to squish it than let it become an abomination. I'm gonna do all I can to make it work though.I've bitten off way more than I can chew, I'm never making something out of separate pieces ever again.
>>122508840I thought it was common knowledge by now.
>>122508890
Clay is clogging his Ethernet? I don't know.
>>122508441
>>122508993
I like the attempt at making an octoling, it looked like it was off to a good start !
>>122508993
What are you using to sculpt this? I've only ever used old school clay, but this looks like it's a lot easier to use.
>>122508123
TSB still exists.
>>122508123
Holy autismo
FUCK YES
That was a good game, nicely done guys!
>>122509224
I love this stuff, the only problem is that it shows detail so well that every minor bump and scuff shows up, so you have to be really careful when handling it.
>>122508445
Was it just a shitpost?
>>122504756
>Key
He's a good, stand up guy. No reason to hate on him honestly.
>>122509753
-Key
>>122509753
Was he a big guy?
>>122509721
Can you paint or glaze it?
>>122508815
It's a spaghetti actually, I'm going with the right side for shoe shape, but if I actually pull off the figure and paint it, I'm gonna make them the color on the left.
>>122510249
just for laughs haha
>>122509753
Cloudy, on the other hand...I still remember when /mk8g/ found his blog, YouTube channel, Steam, etc.
/ink/, what's your worst lag story?
mine was on moray during tower control. me and a sploosh were on the tower and i got that unstable connection message, and the tower stops moving completely. the sploosh is still firing and the bullets start bending to the left for a solid minute or so. the tower suddenly zips to the end, stays there for ~20 seconds and then everyone disconnects.
PAINT THE FUCKING ZONEYOU IMBECILES. THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING HAVE TO DO TO WIN
>>122510113
I use the mostcheapestacrylics money can buy.
I think thats it.
Gg's jess squad.
>>122510542post it
>>122510721
ggs. You did well, flippy. :)
1 spot open. Schmuel, Nobody, you guys want to keep going?
>>122510598
I played against Bumnuggler
>>122510671
>>122510984
Freezing here, but I'm game for more
>>122510984
sorry, I'm gonna go. I really only enjoy rainmaker. ggs
>>122511102
I played with Bumnuggler.
>>122510671
>easiest zones rotation
>shitters still fail
>-12
>>122510765
He took everything down soon afterpussy
>>122511102
>>122511226
I playedasBumNuggler.
>>122511404
His steam isn't particularly hard to find nor is his Youtube. Why do people feel the need to do stuff like this anyway?
>>122511196
Ugh, I know. I really don't like zones on Rig.
... or zones in general, really.
>>122511416
>>122511102
We've been had. We can't beat this.
>>122508441
>that hand going up her shirt
>>122509753
Eat a bullet sandwich Key
i'm actually sad that their team went to shit
>>122511939
I know, I think it looks super awkward but I can't figure out the easiest way to make it look normal, I don't want to have to redo the whole thing because it was a huge ordeal to even get that much done.
>>122512387
I meant that it looks good actually, you made the fabric effect really authentic.
This new way of ranking players after each game is fucking stupid.
>>122495956
its a tie between these 2
>>122513008
does it even fucking matter
the thing that matters is that matchmaking is still shit
>>122513008
but how else will you tell who was lucky enough to get carried to S+?
>>122512736I can't tell if you're serious and I'm too hard on myself or if you're being sarcastic and I'm right in my self-criticism.
gg guys
>>122513246I'm the other sculptanoni'm serious, you chimpkeep it up and see this through to the end
>>122513256
ggs!
>>122513256
Kill yourself
>>122513246
Different anon, I think it looks really good toward the top of the shirt but too "transparent" where the hand is entering the shirt. Still good though. Being an artist and being too hard on oneself go hand in hand sadly.
>tfw no woomy gf
>>122513397
I'll do my best anon, but I'll never stop thinking I could do a lot better on every part of everything I make.
>>122513561
I didn't try very hard on that part at all. Or rather, I didn't do anything with it until I had attached the heads and arms and couldn't find a good way to hold it and ended up giving up because I was terrified I'd ruin something if I tried any more. I'll work on it more tomorrow.
dont mind me im just the best map in the whole rotation
2 spots open in squad.
>>122514002
I want to hug and kiss a woomy so bad
>splatoon save file 508 MB
no wonder my scums been taking longer
it was like 384 or something
i forgot they added gear
>>122514192
save more money, so you dont spend to much time waiting for the files
>>122514065
Eh, it's okay.
>>122514065
easily top three. great stage. really nice aesthetics, too.
>>122514164
>>122514002
I want to protect a woomy from/ink/
>>122514065
Am i the only one who hates it?
>>122514316
I want to sniff a Woomy's sweaty butt
>>122514065
What is /ink/'s favourite stage, anyway?
I'm going to take a break, actually. Thanks for the games, Nobody!
>decide to search draw anon's name/my name to see if anything pops up cuz they're finishing my woomy pic
>shitposting vaguely involving me
hooo boy
do i need to take a break from this place?
>>122514524
>>122514192
>>122514572
Walleye.
>>122514572
heights
>>122514710
>>122514572
Walleye Warehouse or Kelp.
I like all of them though.
>>122514832
>>122514831
on RM
>>122514798
on TC
and Blackbelly for Splat Zones
>>122514572
museum,camp and saltspray
>>122514916
these never fail to make me laugh
>>122514630
It's just because you're you. Maybe cut down on the emoticons to stop people identifying you, that's all. You do seem to have a (uckharem though.
>>122514572
Dome, museum, warehouse
>>122514572
I like Flounder Heights, Hammerhead Bridge, and Museum D'alfonsino.
>>122515123
>It's just because you're you
i have a problem with this...
if you're saying the fault is mine simply for being ME, a grill lol, then fuck off. that's such a fucked up thing to say.
people announce themselves/imply who they are all the time here, especially when engaging in banter during squadding or whatever. i hardly see my occasional use of emoticons as an issue.
and again, not my fault that some people think it's funny to creep.
>>122515865
Please don't take my post the wrong way...
It's that in any sphere of this website that you go, apart from /cgl/ you're going to receive unwarranted attention for being a girl whether that's LONDON posting or 'tits or gtfo' posting. Plenty of other regulars get shitposted all the time, just scroll up. They don't stop coming back, though.
>>122495956
Gals and Chargers.
>>122515865
honestly, i thought he was implying that you had an annoying personality, not that he somehow hated you because youre a girl.
>>122516360
ah, sorry.
i can handle the occasional shitposting. i'm aware of 4chan being shit in that way. it is my fault for being so defensive, i suppose.
m-my poor wittle self esteem doesn't do well with very direct "hey fuck this idiot because ___" shitposting, though. i don't like being put on the spot like that i guess, idk...
>>122516625
I feel ya man
>>122516625
What a shame.
>>122514572
Walleye.
>>122516752
Her personality isn't annoying either. Its cute desu.
>>122517260
I agree with you, but it wouldn't be cute if it was a dude posting like that
>>122517260
You faggots with your creepy orbiter posting are what's annoying
>>122516865
It ain't hard being nobody here.I'd know.
>tfw too nervous to message tia
help
>>122516865
how are you known to begin with, out of curiosity?
>>122517539
step 1: type words
step 2: press send
good job you acquired a tia
>stop playing for a month
>completely unlearned how to play, hardly ever place anywhere but the bottom of the scoreboard
Should I just give up and sell my Wii U?
>>122517326
To be honest I thought Tia was just some campy gay.
>>122517684
IT'S NOT THAT EASY
>>122517852
It's how I got on their friends list.
>>122517539
start with something like "I will suck your cock with the tenacity and clinginess of a parasitic lamprey"
>>122517737
Just pick some easymode weapon and go upwards
>>122517928
I tried playing .96 with no success.
I'm not even good with my mains anymore.
rate my playtime
>>122518029
Use different weapons and play TW.
>>122518071
HD/10
Stop leaving your wii u idling.
>>122518071
not a game when training makes a difference / 10
>>122518195
not him but I do this too much. At least 40 hrs worth.
>>122518029
Try tentakek or splat roller instead, 96 is too slow. Dual squelcher with at least 2 run mains is quite good too
>>122518195
at least 90% of it is actual playtime, i'm sad to say
>>122515865
What the fuck.
Charger users, what's your sensitivity setting at, and which one do you use?
>>122518635
i used to be at +3 all day but after talking with some other chargerfags i tried and started loving -2
it's very useful being able to do more 'precise' rough aiming before the gyro fine adjustment, and you usually don't need to turn quick as all hell unless you've ended up in a hopeless situation to begin with
Do I keep it?
>>122519106
yes
>>122519106
Obviously.
>>122518925
Alright. Saw a guide that recommended -2, but it seemed like an odd choice. I'll give it a shot, then. Thanks!
>>122519106
Use it with the Tentatek
>>122519189
>>122519249
Need that quad special saver tho
If anyone wants to order this before I spend 3 hours deciding weather to keep it please let me know
>>122518353
5 hours a day since launch? I'm impressed.
>>122519106
kelp splatterscope bandana
it's ok, probably not as good as special charge though
does anybody want to squad up?
is there a squad up?
i'm bad so please don't bully.
>>122519817
not even a little?
>>122519817
I'll squad, NNID?
Oh my god, the splatling is like a damn win button on ww sz. This is amazing.
>>122519817
I'll join. I kinda suck too. Maybe I'll be in good company.
>>122520025okay maybe a little
>>122520038
NNID:dezly-chan
>>122517615
idk. maybe it's cuz of my name.
i play turf war a lot with people from /ink/ and squad when i'm feeling brave.
>>122520076
Win button on sr too, I'm just walking back and forth like the dot matrix printer of cheap wins.
>>122520378
>MiniMoose
IZ was a best
>>122520378
more like 4chan vs 8gag
>>122520196
>>122520196
>>122520195
dezly's shitter squad up now
>>122520378
>9gag is infinitely more popular
>constant miiverse posts about meany 4chan
>4chan wins because immensely more skilled at videogames
This is a terrible idea.
lobby is it a no swim meme?? :'(
>>122520503
It isn't up for me. Never done this so I might just be retarded.
>>122520503
I'll add in a bit, gimme 2 minutes
Oh, what a nice little lobby, it'd be a shame if someone were to fuck it up with a terrible connection.
>>122520576
Just sharing some gear >>122519106
>>122520731
>>122520676
k, i'll start the lobby in a little when i get some more adds
1? needed for squad
nnid: dezly-chan
>>122520576
>>122520805
ah haa!
Yellow Woomy always buggers up my aim, because I can't help jigging along to it.
>>122520805
>>122520903
whaaaaaaaaaaat
i thought it was a friendly gathering of friends :'(((
Bum lobby is up, come bitch about connection issues.
>>122521174
I'M COMING
>>122521174
oh i don't wanna miss this
>triple kills everywhere
>constant woomies from my team mates
The game is fun again even when losing. I'm so glad my sadness yesterday was only temporary.
>>122521047
Sorry about that. I was just wanting to share the Bandanna before I go back to rollscumming it for the 4x Special Saver. At the same time, I almost don't want to because a friend already has a 4x Special Saver hat.
>>122521174
>Splat BumNuggler
>burst bombs still flying
>>122520676
>>122520731
>>122520889
squad up, one more squid needed!
>>122521651
Who's the squad leader? Dezly right? I'm not seeing it.
>>122521794
hm i just restarted it, idk the issue
>>122522009
For some reason it says you haven't been online for a month.
>>122522107
maybe rotation happening soon is fucking with the squad
>>122522107
you just host then i guess
Bum lobby is up, come bitch about connection issues.
join usss nowww
>>122517737
Don't give up anon. I stopped for three months and am slowly getting back into the swing of things. If a scrub like me can do it anyone can!
>>122522212
Alright then.
Just in case, my NNID isChristianSquid.Shitters welcome.
>first match of the this rotation solo carry and dunk the rainmaker in the first 25 seconds
This is going to be a good three hours
>>122522558
>ChristianSquid
really
>>122522817
Really. Anyone else?
>splatted by splat bomb
>what? there's no bombs here, I didn't even hear beeping.
>a dozen splat bombs suddenly appear and detonate simultaneously
Ah yes, that's the type of shit I like to see in my lobby.
>2 vs 4
HA
>>122523140
this is my nightmare
>ready to snipe
>2vs4 happens
>mfw
>stopped rainy from dunkin
kek
Rainy you bully!
>only played ranked for fast money for the new gear
>team loses about half the time
>always my fault
Sorry for being a shitter. I'll get out of rank as soon as I got these new digs.
>>122523140
This just happened to me
>>122523629
sorry about that
>>122523595
im going to bully you now
why can't i roller
>>122524561
they nerfed it to hell
also lagging japs, hit a guy point blank, dead center with two carbon swipes earlier, and the 11 just kept going like it was nothing
apparently I have to hit them with the center of my flick even if the game is lying about where they are
>>122524561
Flick more. Roll less.
>squidding on the bottom of one of the large panels of the spinny thingy
>it's pretty obvious since it's just a tiny spot of ink
>but hell naw i'm not dropping down into that kraken mess just yet
>suction bomb lands under where i'm squidding
>...uh...i think i might be al--SPLAT
nice one ran
>playing a game
>enemy superjumping to my location
>free kill time
>THE CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE
>connection fixes and he's off in the distance
please tell me the japs haven't figured out how to do that on command now
>>122525150
they have
>>122525060I didn't know you were there. I was throwing blindly
>give them a faint glimmer of hope of taking the lead
>come from behind and unleash the splatling
Honhon.
yes bum!!
rainmaker is the best!!
I love the kelp splatterscope when its rainmaker.
The sprinkler blows up the rainmaker by itself when placed right and the killer wail charges fast, explodes the rainmaker and can be used to attack/defend the rainmaker from across the map by looking at the icon. I've saved my rainmaker and killed the enemies so many times with it.
Nice krakens, dorks!
>mall 3x in a row
random?
>>122525982
I've been able to chain Wails with that weapon before. I use the Wail to pop bubble, then I gain enough to get another right away.
>fell for that twice
you're a sneaky one
>>122526085
struggle all you'd like, your nerfs only make my Kraken harder
>special activates
>forget it's kraken now
>swim around uselessly cuz i can't get to anyone
Killed from the grave!
were each of those beakons meant to signify how much trouble we were in
>>122526316
you want the squiffer dont you?!
>>122526632
Idols, you say?
Why the fuck does this game list people in full lobbies in the joinable list?
>>122526632
>>122526773
>>122523595
i see this woomy posted alot, i may or may not put her on a queue after i finish other stuff
You're gonna get it now, rainy.
>>122526764
Do it faggot!
I want Callie to shove her dripping snatch in my face eagerly while she squeezes her long, strong tentacles around my twitching shaft, enthusiastically slobbering and slurping over my tip, not letting me release until my special meter is fully charged and my inkzooka blasts repeatedly across her skilled tongue. Then only after I'm completely covered in her messy turf does she dress me in some special saver gear and go on her way, expecting me to be ready again after her next appointment to splat her zones in a knockout victory.
>museum d'shiterino still on rotations
we get it nintendo, its a new stage.
I don't remember the new stages being on rotation for 2 days. The end of updates are near.
>>122527542
you don't remember flounder being up for like 2 weeks straight?
>>122527082
thanks, its jus one guy that posts it (me) so I guess thats a good sign i should cool it or find some new material lol
you can put it low on your priority list since I just got drawn two days ago (see attached pic)
>>122527586
before that, it was flounder who started that trend.
>>122527706
Bridge was barely up. Also, I do recall a rotation yesterday without museum.
ok you win this time bum
>>122527542
speaking of new stages, when is the resort stage dropping?
who vanished
>>122527852
took 9 flicks to kill you, that's why I was so excited
Stupidly offtopic question, are there any good animations of Splatoon?
SFM or anything?
>>122527867
next splatfest
>>122527953
>he doesn't know
ALL AROUND THE SQUIDMAS TREE
any squads around?
>>122527518
>>122528053
no
> fresh 10
> dunked the rainmaker
> 3rd match
> MFW
>get rainmaker
>disruptor
>instantly fucked, can't do anything
ebin
That shit needs a nerf so bad.
>about to jump clover
>team mate gives me bubbler
>fuck yeah, let's do this
>splatted by clover
>hit bumniggler with 10 shots
>he explodes
>ok
>a flicks comes out of his stain
Why won't you stay offline m8
>>122528929
my research in tying you to the mortal realm is working
>>122528746
>posting in /mhg/
>>122527613
>tfw only raviolis
>>122529017
>not wanting to impregnate the guildmarm
>>122528941
This lobby is here so we can all have a giggle at my shit connection, maybe you missed that.
>>122528746
>it fucked me so it needs nerf
ajjj lmau
why is there no spectator mode
E-Liters ruins Moray Towers.
>get to play 2 games
>error
f u c k
back to >turf
> oh yeah i win this match and i rank up
> we are on the rainmaker
> we blow the shield
> "mmmm why is he standing on the rainmaker and not getting it"
> get near it
> connection unstable
> lose points for no reason
> MFW
Why!?
>>122529398
moray towers existing ruins moray towers
>>122529398
>E-Liters ruin Splatoon
>also Blasters
Fixed
>RM shots going right through Bum
Stop ruining my fun, nerd.
>>122529179
That's Brachy's job.
>rainmaker doesn't show up for 10 seconds
please. for sheg
>>122529293
I mean, as the RM carrier you're fucked if you can't move.
You can't even superjump.
>>122529518
Fucker, try and tame me then!
nice hiding spot
what's a good gear setup for the kelp splatter?
2/4 Tim/MiiMii squad
id: Nizmo-Indian
Tell me if you sent a request
fashionweek lobby! ??
al your outfits are funny ..
>>122529789
thanks
>>122529804
A shit ton of Strength.
That's the only thing you can ever have on chargers
why do you nerds keep disappearing
>>122529789
>2 vs 4
>literally say fuck this and go hide
Someone squad battle with me I keep loosing every match and I lost my S rank to these fags ID is Mezzdith
Hey Shabu if you're still here, pic related
>splatted by a carbon roller
>splatted by a carbon roller
>splatted by a carbon roller
>splatted by a carbon roller
FUCKING STOP
>bum walked all the way to our spawn without inking the ground
GGs Bumnuggler lobby
>>122529920
Sent one it's Mezzdith
>>122530529
>unable to keep S rank
>>122530661
Sounds like you need to Git Gud
>>122530681
I was trying to draw a dick, also fuck you rainy you ruined my art!
>>122530717
full right now, I'll let you know if a spot opens up
>>122530587
do you like my swag?
nice picture of me, thanks!!
>>122530917
i forgot the ink takes additional processing time
I need to learn how to put the wall on the tower
>>122530917
shit i didnt notice sorry
>>122531173
That shirt is really nice, your characters eyes are conveniently colored.
Well that was fun.
You dicks keep covering up my dicks!
>can't handle rage maker anymore
time to scrounge for shekels in turf war i guess
>>122530529
I need good players please squad...
i saw that, nice
>heart and a dick
what are you,GAY?!
>>122532359
saw what
GGs Bum lobby, I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow so we could play some more.
>>122532359
>sneak across the battlefield
>climb through enemy ink
>all to make a poorly drawn heart
Worth it.
private lobby is done?
>>122532435
ggs lag
Splatling is so good though why does nobody use it
>>122532435
GGs
>>122532703
not a 2 shot
either doesn't come with wall or doesn't come with kraken
i've seen some godlike jap splatlings at S+ but they're about 1/1000
>>122532285
underrated
>>122532435
bum when will you fix your shitty lag and stop blaming others.
>>122532703
Cause nobody knows how to use it
Team fortress Taught me how
>>122532878
thank you, it was the best i could draw in an hour
>>122532285
is that a bottle of carbonated beverage :^)
Time for TW Dynamo faggotry.
Gg dynamemes
>>122532894soon maybe
I only ever blame the lag, if I call people out it's just for fun.
>tfw no sombrero
why is there no good streamers? It seems like all of them are roller faggots
turning down the gyro sensitivity was a mistake
it was so disorienting having to go slow
>>122532703
*4 hits to kill, up to 8 hits to kill at max range (and on people that aren't using def up)
*Can't charge in midair
*One loadout has a semi-shit special and the other is fucking stupid
*None of the loadouts give you tools to force people out behind obstacles (you can't inkstrike everyone everytime)
*Easily ambush-able
*Can't shoot instantly after going up a ledge
*Some stages are extremely bad for you because you can't use the same perch the other chargers are using because you lack the range, or the obstacle is full of obstacles making it easy for people to ambush you and hard for you to advance. Like depot mid, you can't fucking do anything more than inkstrike or wait for someone to move out behind those walls, get close and get rekt.
I'm using it since it came out, its fun as fuck. I don't give a shit its no .96, but lmao pushing bubblers out of the stage is priceless.
>>122533393
>not these
>>122532285
For the record, I don't have a poster on my wall or figures on my desk, but that's more accurate than you'd believe drawfriend.
>>122534469
You don't deny the piss bottles?
Ah. ah.
I want to madly twirl my tongue inside a woomy's navel until its all slick and glittery with my saliva!
>>122534614
Oh that's piss? Thought it was supposed to be a 2-liter of cream soda or something. Also, I use adblocker. Still, the placement of the desk and the bed is shockingly accurate as is the lighting.
>>122534469
good lord anonseriously though, the kinda neckbeard-y types don't bother meinvest in a lamp, though
Getting a wiiu this december, is this game good to play online? We can chat over the wiiu right?
>>122535124
>is this game good to play online?
Yes
>We can chat over the wiiu right?
No
>
Maybe
>>122534686
>not twirling your tongue in her woomy
Come anon, this is a Christian board
its like she's really talking to me
>>122535124
sure put it under you and start talking to yourself like normal :^D
>>122535605
Barbershop trio?
>>122529920
ggs thank you all
good night
>>122535786
Ggs shabu
>>122535786
ggs
>>122535389
>>122535626
I thought some wiiu games supported wired chat?
>Teammate holding onto the Rainmaker dies right on the tower
>Blow the thing up and steal the victory
Feels good.
>>122533471
Nip chargerfags - Atmell, Akarin_lab
I havent seen anyone else that really stands out other than those 2. English streamers mostly concentrate on playing with viewers than showing off skill
>>122528502
>each card on the field
it's like you don't know how exodia works
>>122534163
No manches, esos son mamadas.
>>122536195
Ill keep an eye for them, sometimes I dont feel like playing or want something to watch while eating and streams are good for that
>>122536510
ESTO ES LO MAS CHICANO QUE LEI EN LA VIDA JAJAJAJAAJAJA
>had game since release
>switch to gyro controls
>kelp splatterscope is a blast to use
>using shooters is much easier and i can actually aim now
i feel so stupid. i should have just kept them on since the beginning
Any tips for RM Bridge?
>the incoming wave of Christmas squibs
I completely forgot about this being a thing in online games.
>join timsquad
>an error has occured
>>122538246
And now it's full
>>122538070
>christmas squibs
My heart warms knowing a testfire is to be announced soon and we'll get to see all the cute new squibs bumble around.
>>122538360
>upcoming Testfire
Must've missed this.
>>122538297
Someone else joined as soon as I remade it, ggs though.
>>122538360
kinda tempted to make a squib account to see what squib kids actually do when they start to play.
>>122538623
>to be announced soon
anon its a guess based on the fact its almost christmas
>>122538640
Oh welp, ggs
rate
but also is there a way to have legacy always checked on WiiUs browser?
FUCKING BULLSHIT I SHOT THAT BITCH 5 FUCKING TIMES AND THEY STILL TOOK THE LEAD
>>122537259
Kelp Scope is my favorite weapon in the game.
if only it had an amiibo variant.
>>122539378
forgot pic
>>122539502
why do all the glasses have such shit skills, its a crime
>>122536895
Me vale madre.
>>122529613
Toospoopy4me/10
>>122539378
I don't think so. Seems to me you have to put it again every single time.
GGs squad, ended on a good note.
spyke didn't get the subs i wanted (ink saver main) but oooooooo this jacket
>Nothing new in the shops
>2nd day in a row
there's a new thug woomy in town.my build is almost complete. all i gotta do is roll 3x special saver on my boots.
>>122542468
does special saver work past 3main/9 subs?
>>122542468
wouldn't special charge up be better for what you're going for? that amount of special saver already lets you keep a lot of the gauge upon respawn
>>122532285
>not using quick reply window
>>122542468
I might have given you advice the other day.
If you want, you can order pic related off me, but they're 3 stars which means you need to win 3 games of ranked (15000 points) to unlock them. Took me about 3.5 hours to savescum them.
>charger players
>Matchmaking puts ranged weapon users on other team
>We have 2 Luna Blasters, a roller, and a Splattershot Jr.
Gee, I wonder why they won.
>>122543428
That shirt is just too good.
>>122543448
your teams better for tower
>>122542741
I don't know. All I know is that 3 mains is hilarious.
>>122543142
That'll work as well. I guess whatever comes first.
>>122543191
Thanks for the offer but I want the octo boots cause they look better on my woomy.
>>122543495
I have 2 damage up on mine, I need to roll it for 3 sometime but its a pain in the ass
so when you do that save scum thing you copy your main safe to the usb and it uses that and i just have to delete the usb safe ??
>Been gone for two months from splatoon,
>Really wanted to get back after the direct
Gosh I'm having so much fun again and I really can't remember how I stopped playing in the first place.
>>122543612
I just did the same, joining ink lobbies is weird now because I only recognise a few people instead of everyone
>>122543584
You can order mine if you want, it has a quad.
>>122543559
Good luck rolling them, I got damage on mine and kept it.
>>122543612
>>122543679
How many of us just came back?
Did someone cast a magic 'bring the faggots back' spell or something?
>>122543584
I really wanted to get even recovery and damage, but got sick of rolling as it took me a long ass time.
I moved to Kelp Scope after the E-Liter nerf and the amount of damage I currently have is perfect for me.
>>122543501
Not when we can't even get near the tower before dying.
>>122543739
>Did someone cast a magic 'bring the faggots back' spell or something?
Nintendo Direct?
>>122543705
thats what I did and got 2 damage ups, but I fucked up and kept the 2 instead of scumming for 3
>>122543739
I was just getting too salty all the time and needed a break anyways, right now im having a blast trying lots of weapons I hadnt before and I love all the new maps and clothes
>>122543819
I have an alt S rank account that I used just the hero replica on that I used to learn charger, but it just feels flat out worse than eliter a lot of the time although I really like using both. I dont even use damage up on the hero replica it doesnt feel needed or worth it
>>122543913
I don't even know what that is so I will take that as a yes.
>>122543927
I used to use the Hero Replica a lot, but I've become too used to the visual cues the scope gives me.
It depends on the map.
>tfw chatting with kawaii JP stream with a passing understanding of english
>>122544106
the dynamo player?
this woomy is joining the navy
>>122544141
Yep.
>got triple damage ups on my amiibo schoolgirl outfit within like 3 rerolls
>didnt keep it
Im still mad at myself and it was months ago
>>122543739
Probably the direct. I didn't play for 2-3 weeks before the August update, but I pretty much haven't stopped since then. I try to play most days even just a little bit.
>>122543927
If you want it again whenever, just give me a yell.
any good setups for the carbon roller?
>>122544587
damage up and swim speed
>>122544186
>Bamboozler
I wish to bully her.
>>122544641
is bomb range up worth it?
>>122544657
pls no bully
>>122544723
If you want to harass people with Burst Bombs, just go Splattershot.
>>122544723
I dont really like it but its good if you want to harass people from range, depends on your playstyle
Will the clothes ordered from Spyke always roll the same sub abilities as the original?
>>122545261
Yes, there's about a 70%(?) chance i believe for this to show up, and you will receive identical gear
>Get killed by chargers across the map without even seeing a warning laser
>Get killed by blasters because they fired a shot in the same square mile of turf I dared to exist on
>Or dying to the second shot because I'm now surrounded by blaster ink
>Getting one-shot by shooter weapons because all of the shots register at once and don't give me time to react
Fuck this game holy shit I just want to enjoy the modes they locked behind retarded rank point systems
>>122545391
>70%
giving him false hope like that is really mean its closer to .07%
>Camp/Towers next rotation
>>122545450
Shut up please nigger
>>122545417
good chargers will flick the lazer at you so that you wont see it in time
>>122545470
hope you can play eliter
>>122545530
How is it remotely fair to be able to die in an instant from somebody out of your range that you can't fucking see? I'm so god-damn sick of being killed out of nowhere or from around corners because of cheap-ass weapons and always being put on the shitty team by shitty matchmaking
Never fails to amaze me how stupid the people look when they try to do the matrix thing by shooting at the floor to move fast when I out range them and I just spray into their direction until they go splat.
>>122546398
I have learnt to only use that against chargers and to mix it up instead of going left right left right
>>122545391
>order blank gear
>Spyke as thepic relatedto imply that it was even slightly difficult to find it
>>122543679
>>122543739
I'm starting to play again too, bit by bit.
>>122548059
>tfw the drawfriend who drew my squid drew it getting bullied and crying
its cute but damn
i can't believe there's finally an item the blue moto boots sort of match
>>122548624
Which one? I thought the leader jacket was an ok match already.
>>122548624
why do i keep forgetting the fuggin image when i wanna post shit
>>122548624
I like this outfit I use for the 52 and splatlings, which outfit did you mean? the new coats?
>>122548741
>snorkel
>>122548798
>not using snorkel
>>122548741
That's terminally unfresh looking though.
>>122548827
>using snorkel ever
>>122548835
nah
>don't have time to do any matches
>still get on to check shops
Fucking Animal Crossing bullshit and I can't stop
what's a good ability setup for the custom jet squelcher?
>>122549062
but did you get anything new
>>122549102
My personal setup that I haven't revised for ages:
>All abilities expressed in terms of mains
2x Special Saver
1x Special Charge
2x Damage Up
1x Bomb Range up
>Alternate build I've seen
>DUDE from memory
1x Ink Saver Main
3x Swim Speed
1x Run Speed
1x Damage Up
Bamboozler Mk II tomorrow morning
Pretty sure this is like Disruptor + Bubbler or something
>>122549332
oh damn Ive been wanting this since it got announced, its about time
>>122549332
>Bamboozler
OH JOY
>>122549332
OOOH THAT'S MY SHIT
disruptor? my god, i love the boozler even more now
>>122549378
>a charger with disruptors
going to be SO FUN
I owe you a squidbag, Spaceman.
>>122549332
Fuck and I had just decided to take a break from splatoon to study for a few weeks.
>constantly trading with a jap octoshot
JUST
>>122549332
>disruptor hits you when you're not looking
>lol now you get snipped because I outrange all the shooters :DDD
>literally nothing you can do besides jump back to spawn
oh boy this sure is going to be fun to play against
>leveling up Blueberry Casuals
>level up
>Special Duration Up
Stop it
>level up
>Special Duration Up
I SAID STOP IT
>>122550458
Forge controls the universe
>>122549332
So I guess we're back to weapons on Tuesdays now instead of Thursdays?
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>rank down from A- to B-
JUST
>>122552043
no problem just savescum, thats what everyone does
>>122552087
No mate, I want to do it legit.
Also, I have it digital so I think scumming would suck butts
>>122552120
I was just kidding, but I would have stopped for the rotation aftter the first demotion and taken a break
I remember seeing something about brand bonuses.
If I wear all one brand do I get a specific bonus?
>>122552381
Firefin - 5x chance for Ink Saver (Sub), 1/2 chance for Ink Recovery Sub
Forge - 5x chance for Special Duration Up, 1/2 chance for Ink Saver (Sub)
Inkline - 5x Defense Up, 1/2 Damage Up
Krak-On - 5x Swim Speed Up, 1/2 Defense Up
Rockenberg - 5x Run Speed Up, 1/2 Swim Speed Up
Skalop - 5x Quick Respawn, 1/2 Special Saver
Splash Mob - 5x Ink Saver (Main), 1/2 Run Speed Up
Squidforce - 5x Damage Up, 1/2 Ink Saver Main
Takoroka - 5x Special Charge Up, 1/2 Special Duration Up
Tentatek - 5x Ink Recovery Up, 1/2 Quick Super Jump
Zekko - 5x Special Saver, 1/2 Special Charge Up
Zink - 5x Quick Super Jump, 1/2 Quick Respawn
>all 3 teammates more focused on taking the smaller area of rig instead of the larger area
JUST
>tfw it feels like all of your actions are being taken 2 seconds into the past
>>122549332
Disruptor/Echolocator
hahaaaahahaaahhaahhhhhhhahhahaahah
>>122553238
I love that set on the custom jr and now its on a gun that isnt shit so im pretty hype
>>122549332
So until more weapons are officially revealed, this is the last charger we're going to see. I wonder how much more use it will see over the first one?
The best comment on maps.
>>122553338
all the charger niches are pretty much covered at this point so what else could they do with the class besides more sub variants
Why are there so few fresh headgear items / shoes with Ink Saver mains or subs? Fucking sucks.
>>122553469
most of the nice headgear has dogshit skills its dumb
>>122553398
This is why I love Marie.
>>122494124
>Left to right
>>122553469
The Jungle Hat looks nice.
In before 'WAAH YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE WHAT I DONT LIKE'.
>>122553268
Is that new? I don't remember seeing that one.
>>122553268
Nice filename.
Anyone else have a hard time playing without ink resist up? I feel like I just get totally fucked on enemy ink, even if I'm playing a dynamo or charger.
>>122553469
Studio Headphones? I think there's a beanie that looks nice too. The red ink resist/ ink saver main shoes are all right.
>>122553398
>>122553398
Marie still pissed about Art team lagfest I see
>3 Disconnects today, down 36 points
Forget getting back into S, I'm probably gonna drop into A. Ranked feels like a real coin toss sometimes.
>>122553814
it's either facebook or tumblr when you upload screenshots
>>122554192
I've deranked from S to A+ to A once and spent several painful days getting back. It was hell. HELL.
>>122554374
you can upload it here directly or just post to imgur
>>122554415
I figure it should be easier the lower I go, but it feels like my teammates just get more retarded, complicating things. Just need to stop playing when I hit losing streaks, and do a better job of trying to work with my teammates.
>>122554431
How?
>>122554628
through your browser
>>122554659
>being this triggered by a Facebook filename
>>122554873
I wasnt even that guy and didnt even know it was a facebook filename, just posting alternatives
>>122554659
is quality all the same?
>>122554595
Worst part was that (at least back in the pre 2.2 days) I would always, ALWAYS get A-/A/A+/S mixed lobbies and these would usually be decided be whoever gets the fewest A-'s/most S's thrown in their team. And then I'd get frustrated and play like shit as well.
Thank God I got out of that trough.
Jelonzo being a bro as usual.
>>122555161
yep. only difference is that you don't need a facebook or tumblr account.
>>122557193
I like that shirt
Question for /ink/: is spyke ever worth the amount he charges? If no, then how the fuck do I get four-slot gear?
>>122558410
>four slot gear
>>122558410
3 slot is the max
>>122558462
>>122558459
You know what I mean. I see dipshits all the time with four abilities on each piece of gear.
>>122558589
oh then yeah buying from spyke is the only way for gear that isnt that way naturally, Spyke is basically a money sink for when you already bought all the gear/weapons you want and need something to spend money on
>>122558665
So dont mess with him until very late in the game. Thanks for the tip anon.
>>122558980
Its more about rerolls, theres no reason not to add slots to stuff if you like how it looks and want to use it
>>122559106
Well he isnt giving me the option to do rerolls right now, how do I get him to?
>>122559193
Hit level 20
>>122559193
level up the gear and get all the sub skills + hit level 20
>>122559193
Snails can let you prior level 20 but they're Splatfest exclusive.
>>122558410
Is spyke ever worth the amount he charges? If no, then how the fuck do I get four-slot gear?
Use Super Sea Snails to unlock slots on and gear.
That way you get four slot gear. If you have no Super Sea Snails you can buy one from him for 30,000 Inkopolis Currency. But while you do have Super Sea Snails you no longer have the option to pay 30,000 Inkopolis Currency instead.
Once you have four slots on a piece of gear then you get the option to reroll the abilities of the 3 minor slots if you are at least level 20 for the cost of a Super Sea Snail.
As for worth with regards to orders, If you're just looking to get the gear, it will always be way cheaper in the shop (whenever it shows up) but Spyke gives you the convenience of getting it on demand. The other benefit is that you have a little control over what abilities it starts off with.
Marie
>>122558410
What the hell else are you going to spend that dosh on
>>122492914
I like this image
>>122561719
This. After buying all the weapons and gear and getting to 9,999,999 coins all that is left is rerolls and orders until new stuff comes out.
Has /ink/ ever tried doing a tournament? Just for fun and shit.
>>122562604
Have you ever drank bleach? Just for fun and shit.
>>122562604
Nah.
>>122563080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38
What happened to the /ink/ friend list sheet? I haven't really been here for month...
>>122564016
If I remember right it was triggering auto sage or deletion
>>122564080
>triggering auto sage or deletion
how? why?
>>122564358
Not sure. It was happening all over /vg/
People realized it was happening to threads that had certain links in the OP. In this case google docs or whatever the list was hosted on
>>122564358
>not remembering the great google docalypse
how new
>Bamboozler Mk II coming soon
Yes, finally something with Disruptors, Echo, and some Accuracy! I like using Custom Splatter Jr, but you gotta get so close to kill with it.
>>122563080
But that's dangerous
>>122553238
the end is near
>>122514798
>>122514856
>>122515510
>liking camp warehouse
>>122545692
because you have the spatial awareness of a goldfish
>>122549332
This is the weapon that will make me play Chargers. I want to... no I must master this.
>>122565221
A goldfish can swim through hoops, please do not disrespect them.
>>122549332
Pretty much going to have to run at least 1 Bomb range up main on this. Maybe some SS/SCU mind as well.
What's everyone else going to run on this?
>>122554063
You'll get used to it. You'll also get used to not running Cold Blooded.
fucking hell cba to play this game anymore literally getting splatted by a full charge rainmaker by a dude who was just swimming as a squid cant be fucking lag only the japs are fucking hacking.
>>122564457
>how new
I'm usually here and gone frequently.
>>122548176
was anymore added after this? or did it stop?
>>122566291
I never got one of these because I was always asleep when this drawfriend was alive and Im sad
Thanks lobby.
Favorite regulars?
>>122567060
MCU (minus Katsuie)
TSB (minus Cloudy and Key)
>>122567060
This general has truly become classic /mk8g/
>>122553238
Custom Splatter Jr users BTFO
Favorite shitposters?
>>122567398
Yep. Shame Nintendo doesn't really care about MK8 anymore. Ah well, least they care a lot for Splatoon.
>>122567060
Splash o matic
>>122567515
I would do anything for more mk8 dlc
>>122567507
me
>>122567060
Tia and Jess.:3
Squads?
>>122567708
When are we getting some nudes? No reason to attentionwhore about being a girl if you ain't got anything to show. They're probably some disgusting landwhales.
Oh great were namefagging now?
>>122567687
Nintendo announces packs 3 and 4 for mario kart 8, BUT Splatoon stops getting weapon and stage updates.
Are you ok with this?
>>122568203
Oh God, this is tough.Yes
>>122568391
why don't you ask your squad, faggot
>>122568203
Depends on what the packs contain.
>>122568460
Are you living in a cave?
MCU is dead.
>>122568036
Why does /ink/ even like them if they haven't posted nudes?
>>122569187
Males gravitate to women no matter the form
>>122569187
attention whoring
>>122569596
Literally
>>122567708
Weird, I thought we were long past meming about Jess. Tia is the new flavour of the month.
do you guys think tia and jess send each other nudes through miiverse? :3
Did someone say Tia?
>>122568203
They already said Splatoon is update dead as of January, so sure.
>>122570013
Best elephant villager.
>>122570231
thats not what they said at all
Splatoon will receive more updates until January at least
https://youtu.be/RcgxbB1BB9E?t=13m5s
>>122568561
Was it because THE Thyrack left and MCU realized that they're shit without him?
>>122570634
I've never even heard of this thryack character. How did he become such a meme?
>>122570634
He didn't, it's just one obsessed anon shitposting him over and over
>>122570634
Only two recently quit if you check the wiki page.
Lemon stopped playing months ago.
>>122570290
They said they'd continue to support it with updates through January. That's industry speak for letting yourself off the hook after January.
>>122570832
I miss lemon
Is that song that played in the Splatoon video in the direct in the game
I know its an arrange but still
>>122570957
And lemon misses you, anon.
>>122571006
not yet
>>122568391
you deleted me you fucker I only stopped playing for like 2 months at most
>>122571212
I delete people if they're inactive for a few days... Need to make room for Tia, y'know?
>>122571212Who?
>>122570560
>january comes
>no more updates after that
>>122570634
i would leave too if i had to deal with an autistic german man who does nothing but yell at his team
>>122571754
paid octoling dlc
Hosting Squads again!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
I got invited to a clan a while back but Im shy and dont like talking to people over mic
>>122571839
SORRY, you're not capable of streaming, are you?
>>122571839
Sure, why not.
>>122571839
but i just made breakfast
>make president play splatoon
>gets mad at japs and nukes them for their lag shit
>everyone profits
meme magic it into reality
>>122571787
#MakeScarthTheLeader
>>122572398
Japs don't really lag, it's just that they have ping. It's mostly other regions that have outright shitty internet.
How do I reach level 50 fast
holy fuck i got cramp while i was trying to snipe someone and i died
>>122571787
>tfw THE "RapidBoy" removes you from his friend list
feelsbadman.jpg
bamboozler is such a troll weapon I should use it more
>>122573047
>used to think katsuie was a cool guy
>he ended up being like any other filthy german
would't surprise me if he was a neo nazi
Holy shit what a great start to our squads.
>>122572079
Technically yes.
>>122573646
OMG STREAM PLS
>>122573646
I thought things seem a little empty...
>technically
Why not? If you just don't know how, I can help you set it all up.
why cant we always get a nice rotation like this
>>122572576
Play ranked.
no mercy
inkbrush nouveau main here
phew back to S
i miss her
squads?
>>122575372
what.
>>122575470
drawfig that /ink/ chased away because they were being creeps
>>122575627
nothing surprising there.
>>122575435
Hosting NNID IceFlinger if anyone wants to play
I'll be back in 15 minutes, something came up.
>>122575847
good chance for a break then, I started playing like shit and need one
>>122567265
>Key never posts
>when he did it was just for finding games
>people hate him anyway
>>122575747
added
>>122575372
Post old /ink/ stuff.Anyone got the tumblrtard complaining about spawn camping?
>>122576270
wasnt that reddit?
>>122576305
No.
>try setting up stream
>buffering, blocky, frame droppy
didnt realize my PC/internet was that shit
>>122576202
2/4 now
>>122576270
I gotchu senpai
what if they added recoil to Gal weapons that .96 gal would be hard to handle for its power
>>122549332
>still no fucking Octobrush Nouveau
>>122576758
If they did that while making the gun spread less, I'd be all for it.
Sucks that the best weapon in the game is a total RNG-fest.
>>122576694
>mfw remembering /ink/ hounding him on tumblr for being retarded, and even some other tumblrtards telling him what he said was dumb
>remembering him making a new account because the harassment was too much or something like that
So good.
>>122576694
Now we need the 'squidbagging is toxic' screenshot
>>122576687
Still 2/4
Add NNID IceFlinger and reply if you need to
>>122575372
Post your squids!
>>122577412
i'll join once the rotation hits
We just hit bump limit, someone start a new thread.
>>122577513
Ok
Maybe we can get a quick twin game in Yoi?
>>122577547
On it
NEW THREAD
>>122577740
>>122577740
>>122577740
>>122577784
>[embed]
>No mention of the Bamboozler anywhere
Abstain from making new threads in the future tbqff (to be quite frank family)