Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>tfw no good dota hentai or doujins

Fucking faggots

ded gaem

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>tfw vega 2-0's eg

Why are all offlaners shit with the exception of Universe?

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Every once in a while i remember how FUCKING INCOMPETENT VALVE IS
JUST FINISH THE FUCKING GAME
I'M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR NEW HEROES OR ANYTHING
ACTUALLY ADD THE HEROES THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FINAL VERSONS YOU SHSSHHSHSHHHHHH

>>122420672
Am I the only one who really like Vega here?

They have a cool team logo

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6 decides which hero I masturbate to after Lion.

Make my day, dotards.

>>122420761
>implying anyone here actually likes eg besides 2-3 same posters

>>122420540
>position 5 support should be carrying the team
reddit, ladies and gentlemen

>>122420889
Viper

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>still no big guy hero

...dotards?

>>122420508
>tfw Lina is the demure virgin and Rylai is the crazy slut

It's Tifa and Aeris all over again ;_;

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>>122420889

>>122420206
Ron Jeremy then?

>>122420929
>position 5 can't carry

Hi 2k ;)

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>tfw 9 different Anime series episodes to watch and I don't really feel like watching any

>tfw steam opened for the last 3 hours and don't really feel like playing anything

>tfw haven't touched DOTA in almost 3 weeks

>tfw DOTA is still fucking broken, filled with bugs, FPS issues, old BETA hero models, missing compendium goals and unbalanced heroes

>tfw there's literally no one decent streaming any game whatsoever

>tfw these threads are so fucking dead that I don't even feel like funposting anymore

>tfw I'm getting fucking hungry but I'm too lazy to get up and make something to eat

Man... this isn't being a cool day, dude.

Fuck, man..

Fuck.

>>122421156
Yeah I'm not fapping to that, 7 decides

>>122421201
Take your anti-depressants, anon

>>122421224
THE CROWD WILL NEVER CHEER YOUR NAME

LE FORCED 50 ISN'T REAL FAEC XD XD XD XD

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>pro still not banning this broken futa hero

simply epic

>>122421201
how about you fucking shut up and not talk?

maybe then you can save us all from the fuckin brain cancer you are fucking ufu=FUCN FUCK FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK

GET

OUT

NOW

LEAVE
NEVER RETURN

>>122421453
This is legit autism right here. Holy shit.

>>122421201
Good for (you)

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>>122420929
the fitibut

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>>122421686
ugh.. Get lost, dipshit.

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today is the day

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>>122421569
Who is that literal who shit talking a TI winner?

>>122421813
it's sumail.

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MIDDLE IS MISSING!

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>>122421201

Off to the gym with you, get that serotonin pumpin slut

>>122420889
baka desu senpai

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3syje9/valve_someone_is_threatening_to_murder_alot_of/

SOMEONE TELL AUI NOT TO GO OUT TOMORROW

>>122421903
>gym
It's fucking 1:13am, mongoloid.

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>>122421891
It's pronounced "meedle" fyi

>>122422126
>implying its not aui himself

>>122422135
>Not enjoying comfy-as-fuck late night gym
Stay pleb

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See this what do

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>>122421686
>>122421861

You reap... what you sow..

>>122421903
source?

>>122422310
tell pudge to hook him down

>>122422319
>CARRY STATUS = DELETED
>LENGHT = TWO MINUTES

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>>122422310
>cliff jungling
>three rings of protection

I would just build some funky shit too and try to have fun

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does anyone have the aui_2000 edition of this image?

>>122422668
Yes.

>>122422668
sent

>Team Unknown is formed by childhood friends who grew up together in the same neighborhood

Is Unknown team anime?

>>122421201
all outward expressions of inward failure, anon.

>>122421861
>>122421686
>mods deleting posts from our girl adelaide-chan

?

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>>122422770
team animu

>>122422916
No, Necrolyte did.

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>>122422916

>>122422706
post it then faggot please

>>122422135

Sorry, what? Sorry, WHAT? Seems all you can do is bitch instead of manning the fuck up and doing what you need to for a good life. Oh well!

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Post outdated memes

>>122423236
Maybe later.

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>>122423236

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>>122423236
Do people still post laughing cheetahs?

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>>122423381
not a dotard meme

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>>122423453
but it's always relevant

post yfw the frankfurt major gets bombed tomorrow

>>122423236
sent :)

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>>122423559

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>>122423236

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TI3 was the pinnacle of /d2g/ and Dota2, despite the worst team ever winning it

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>>122423236

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>>122423236

I miss them.

>>122423642
would make more sense if it was fat jerry

>>122423732
There isn't a single one of these retards that isn't washed up.

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>>122423732
I know that too well

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>>122423236

>>122423823
There isn't a single one of these retards that isn't washed up.

>>122423892
sent ;)

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...

Hey!

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>>122423645
post cooldown killed d2g

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>>122423236

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Where are the /d2g/ drawfriends at?

What teams do you want to do the worst at Frankfurt? Show us which team you despise the most.

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>>122421347
Based

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>>122424757
migrated to tumblr

So, what is the best experience for you guys that never gets old?

For me, its picking a nuker into a WR pick who tends to be dumb enough to not get any survivability items and then ending their streak when they are snowballing

>>122424790
unknown

>>122424790
OG and Alliance. Not a big fan of C9 either, but it's not like they have any chance of getting far anyway.

dead game

i'm going to go shit post in overwatch and league threads

>>122424894
Based retard Agito not understanding linkens.

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>>122423051
A pretty spicy macro. Saved.

>>122424894
Agitos own fault for selling out on reddit

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>

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these fuckbois stomps you in rank wat do dotards?

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how the fuck do i lane against a good pudge player?

>>122424894
it doesnt make sense aaaa

>>122424790
VG and OG

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daily reminder that dota 2 will remain shit unless the following actions are taken:

-Players MMR is reset every major patch (right after your best of 10 you will most likely get back to your previous mmr or something really close to it)

-IP restricted servers

-A more selective disable help tool: when right clicking on a ally's item on his inventory
you have the option to disable it from being casted on you (same goes for spells)

-Pausing requiring the team to vote for a 5 or 8 min pause that can't be canceled by the opposing team (when the match is paused those who voted ''Yes'' can unpause the match after 30 seconds
<<at least 3 votes are needed for a pause>>

-Leaving a match during the drafting phase won't decrease your mmr (leavers will still be prevented from finding a match for a moment)

-When searching for a match you can opt to not be included on a team of stacked players

-Low prio removed
<<Players who quit still lose mmr and are prevented from searching ranked and normal matches for a long period of time rather than a limited quantity of matches>>

-Abandon system reworked for ranked matches: matches won't count only if networking problems are found on the server BUT ALSO if a player has abandoned, no matter the time when he did so, the game will be paused and the prejudiced team will have the option to either keep on playing or search for a substitute with the nearest mmr and winrate if the matchmaking isn't capable of finding a player of similar skill under 8-10 minutes (depending on the current ammount of players online) the match is canceled.
<<players finding ranked matches will have the option to look for ongoing matches that are requesting a substitute; they will be able to take a peek at the ongoing match and see whats the prejudiced team's current situation as well as the player who left and decide wich match they'd like to join>>
<<players who join ongoing ranked matches won't lose mmr but will gain a decreased ammount>>

>>122425183
needs a culling

>>122425187
Which one of them likes anime?

>>122425201
hug your creeps, pudge cant manfight for shit with 0 armor and a self dmging spell

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>>122424790
>people rather hate a team than cheer for one

EG because artour is shit

>>122425201
dodge the hooks, watch the minimap

>>122425338
part 2:

-Level required for ranked matches is now 20 and only 3 matches are required to obtain a rank that always begins at 1000 (more on that later)
<<profile icons can now be changed and the following icons are only available for those who reach certain rankings>>

Player rankings are now based on the following system:
1000 (initial mmr) -1500 (Newleaf - picture of a tango) [at this mmr you can't lose points]

1500-2500 (Wizard's apprentice = force staff)
2500-3500 (Adventurer = mekans)
3500-4500 (Planes Walker = phase boots/ghost scepter)
4500-5500 (Arrogant sorcerer/sorcerer = aghs)
5500-6500+ (Confront mastermind/Legion commander = press the attack icon)

>>122425201
buy a ward
move erratically
keep creeps between you and him
see if you can make him hook a siege creep
never get so low hp that he can just walk up to you and point blank hook you
make sure you know what runes he's getting, hasted pudge is scary

>>122425338
>>122425669
maybe if you post in a relevant website people will notice your post

>roam around the map hoping for random ass mine kills
>can't lane for shit
>always behind in level and gold
How the fuck do I Techies?

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>>122425779
>implying leddit will ever take anything other than drama seriously

>>122425864
Buy a blink dagger and pretend to be the Paris Muslims and blink allah akbar into heroes

Aui did it in TI and won

>>122425907
And you think /d2g/ is any different...why?

>>122425338
>Turn on Dota 2

>MMR reset because everyone got 10 damage added to their nukes
>Someone's mom is yelling at him because he didn't take the trash out
>Waste 5 minutes of my life waiting for his ass
>Can't unpause
>Can't leave because the other team might unpause
>Get sent to LPQ
>Rotate through smurf accounts because loltimebased
>Queue up again
>GG no support *disconnect*
>Have to keep doing this for an hour
>Eventually team starts losing the first real match I get
>SOMEONE QUIT
>SOMEONE ABANDON
>Someone eventually takes the bullet because LPQ is a joke now
>Everyone disconnects
>Queue up
>Get put into a game that doesn't count because everyone abandoned it
>Now playing as Invoker with no items and WE build against a team with 100 kills and 2 sets of rax
Great system.

Is Spectre a good hard carry for beginners? What do her item builds look like?

>>122425402
All of them likes anime, they made this recomendation:

>From your team’s Facebook page, it is clear that some of the team are anime otakus. Are there any series that your players would recommend as their personal favourites?

>Kuroko No basket, Boku No Pico, One Piece, Shingeki No Kyojin, Jojos

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>>122426141
>boku no pico

So they browse /a/?

>>122424894
NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>122424790
>https://www.reddit.com/user/EternaLEnVy
>https://www.reddit.com/user/CLEMENTINATOR
>https://www.reddit.com/user/miserydota
>https://www.reddit.com/user/w33ha
>https://www.reddit.com/user/pieliedie

secret

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What should I build on the breeding wyvern? Namely starting items. I have no clue what the hell a support like this is supposed to buy at the start.

>>122426141
Better taste than EE

>>122426114
>Is Spectre a good hard carry for beginners?

She's pretty simplistic as a hero and autowins games that go long enough
This is offset by her shit laning stage and reliance on a good support to get her going

The typical Spectre build involves getting a radiance as soon as possible which is hard to do if anyone on the enemy team decides to give you trouble

So lets be honest, WR has become the 2nd most popular hero behind Pudge, and is picked across all range of MMRs. How would one counter her assuming shes snowballing feeding off your team's bad coordination?

>>122426330
situational

>>122426141
>Boku No Pico
...

>>122426440
Better than nisekoi and monogatari, dont you have patrician taste?

>>122424894
It is a fact that artists are bad at the game they play usually

But fuck even me as 2k shitter knows that psi blade does always the same damage and isn't reduced

>>122426330
wards, courier, tangos, clarities, maybe a dust/smoke/salve depending on how much gold you have left
later just get basic stuff like glimmer/urn/force staff/blink/lotus orb or even a refresher if you have the money

>>122426417
gitgud

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>>122426059
at least I can force this inside your minds everyday until you all understant what's better for all of us

>>122426374
EE actually has god tier taste in anime.

He said he liked Saekano, World Trigger, Shirobako, and Charlotte.

EE's also not a casual since he reads VNs and manga.

>>122426374
What is EE's taste like anyway

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>>122426771
>EE
>god tier taste

I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>122426771
charlotte is fucking dogshit

>>122424175
post relevant images like these

im finding something

>>122426771
NGE: 1
just a friendly reminder

reminder

>https://www.reddit.com/user/EternaLEnVy
>https://www.reddit.com/user/CLEMENTINATOR
>https://www.reddit.com/user/miserydota
>https://www.reddit.com/user/w33ha
>https://www.reddit.com/user/pieliedie

>>122426959
>nge is good

Go be a pretentious hipster on tumblr, not on /a/

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>>122426890
No idea what you want but here have some memes

>tfw EE had sex but you're still a virgin

This is it. This is as low and rock bottom as it gets

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>>122424894

Why does she address Mortred, the Phantom Assassin as "PA", but she addresses Lanaya, the Templar Assassin as "Lanaya"?

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>>122426771
Nice falseflagging faggot

>>122426771
>EE's also not a casual since he reads VNs
Thats a nice falacy :^)

>>122426389
why does she have such a high win rate? is she that good or do people pick her for certain matchups that are auto win

>>122427046
Why hello there pretentious tumblr hipster, got some more buzzwords for us?

>>122427116
Can't wait for 6.86 so we can have a new memeta

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>>122426070
Do I need to draw it because you can't read?

>MMR reset every MAJOR PATCH not a fucking small balance update

>''when the match is paused those who voted ''Yes'' can unpause the match after 30 seconds

>Low prio removed
<<Players who quit still lose mmr and are prevented from searching ranked and normal matches for a long period of time rather than a limited quantity of matches>>

>players finding ranked matches will have the option to look for ongoing matches that are requesting a substitute; they will be able to take a peek at the ongoing match and see whats the prejudiced team's current situation as well as the player who left and decide wich match they'd like to join

>>122427002
>none of them are active besides EE

Whats the problem here? Lol

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Next doubles names.

>>122427182
pubs can't into pushing earlygame success and ending fast

>>122427116
post more

btw why the fuck is fireden archive so dogshit

>>122427318
>dubs
>/vg/

Hello reddit

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>there are dumb yurokeks that actually think EG won't win the Major

>>122427264
STOP POSTING PAPER SLUT

>>122427318

Get lost, shitstain.

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>>122427272
>have reddit accounts
>probably lurk
>whats the problem here

secret are NOT our guys

>>122427418
Enjoy getting 2-0 later by chipenko, burgers ;)

>>122427046
>nge no good

Go be a pretentious hipster on tumblr, not on /a/

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>>122427116
Damn that's really funny I actually laughted very hard

>>122427432
>>122427398
rude

:V

what does this mean

>>122427465
Who cares we are reddit now ;)

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>>122427484
not gonna happen you suhuman slav monkey

>>122427590
Emoji shit

>>122427546
fuck you

>>122427465
reddit has better content and far less shitposting
you can get actual discussions on reddit, rather than just endless circlejerk baneposting

/vg/ is fun and all, but it's the least productive way to discuss dota

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>>122427423
It's not my fault that you can't read

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>>122427264
>Major patch
This also creates increased standard deviation in MMR because the inconsistencies of calibration tend to get ironed out over hundreds of games. It also makes MMR leaderboards much less of a goal to strive for because attaining an astronomical lead has little payoff when there's the potential for a reset
>Locked from matches
Hence rotating through smurfs. Get banned on one account just use a smurf until it blows over.
>You can see the losing team's predicament and have to queue seperately
Then it just means the losing team has to waste 10 fucking minutes. Nobody wants to bust their ass playing from behind in someone else's hero build.

>>122427465
>our guys
Yeah none of the teams are your guys besides shitstain like Zephyr or that juice guy in 4CL who got kicked

>>122427264
>>122425338
>>122427769

this avatarfag sucks

where's adelaide?

>>122427116
Wonder whats the 6.85 poster like

It probably features Slardar, WR, QoP and TA

so ill ask this again because your dota archive is dogshit

Didn't the comeback mechanic start during 6.82?
And it was nerfed around 6.83.

go figure

>>122426771
>god tier taste in anime is falling for shitty waifu baits
Glad to hear

>>122427590
It means :V

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>>122427116
Why isn't there one with Doom and Slardar

rip the guy that made these I guess

>>122427904
I don't see much TA though

>>122427116
>no bloodshitter in 6.84

>>122427997
He's not kill i saw him post that he was looking forward to make a new one
but this 6.85 is actually surprisingly not so cancerous.

>>122427928
>Shirobako
>waifu bait

Fucking idiot pleb. It was the best anime made in the past 5 years.

>>122427626
But It is gonna happen again, rtc is making sure of that as he is doing some fun 6 hours before the match.

>>122428245
>cute girls making anime anime

replace that with balding old men and yall would call it shit

>>122428102
Everyone sure forgot about him come 6.85 I say

>>122427904
>not alchemist
>not SF
>not gyro
>not tusk le ebin carry


step your meme game son

>Artour @Arteezy Nov 9
>Woke up and did five shots on an empty stomach good idea I believe

>Artour @Arteezy Nov 13
>I'm high

>Artour @Arteezy Nov 12
>Why am I fucking awake

What did he mean by this?

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>>122427543
>Rubick steals Duel
>Duels Ursa
>Dies
>Respawns
>Duels Legion Commander
>Dies again
Rubick you aren't a tank. What are you doing Rubick? You are too squishy.

is axe an outdated hero?

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>>122427904
>6.85 poster
>not with doom
come now

>>122428517
classic artour

that means our guys eg will win the majors

>>122427590
:V(

>>122428517
nice fake tweets ;)

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i didn't even think this was possible, i though this was a myth, i must be dreaming...
of course we lost

>>122428474
Gyro is mainly a meme during 6.84 though, what with the sidememe to the Bloodstone meme being Undying, Gyro and Bloodcyka picks.

>>122428143
>6.85 is actually surprisingly not so cancerous
>the le epic SF, WR, Doom and Alch happy time party isn't cancerous

>>122427918
Yes, but 6.82 was actually pretty short and while nerfed during 6.83, people were still complaining about memeback. It wasn't until 6.84 that people grew used to it.

>>122428772
Gyro have at least 3 times the amount of pick#bans than TA. What are you smoking?

Everyone knows the worst patch was sniper/troll/jugg/axe.

>>122428761
bitch please. Some of the best tinkers I have ever seen were 500 mmr.

>>122428761
And I thought my 1700 was bad
I mean, it still is, but in comparison it isnt

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alright dee too gee

red pill me on invoker

>>122429108
Yeah fuck sniper picker

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>>122428761
>cartoon avatar
>me mid

>>122425669
>Start everyone off at the same mmr
0/10 not even gonna read the rest

>>122429108
kek that patch was fun for me because i only picked sniper

>>122429175
he's a dire int hero

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>>122429391
>

>>122429304
not him, but the amount of shitstorm would settle after maybe 6 months. Wouldn't negatively affect anyone who is actually going to get good.

And if it puts off a bunch of people not happy with shit games for a while, then those people weren't gonna have the patience to climb anyway.

Also, newbies could actually learn if they had really good players in their games telling them to do shit/showing them something is possible.

>>122427789
I do not want it to reset like League of legend's current system
there if you're something above gold 2 you're pretty much fucked because right after your best of ten you won't get even close to your previous rank

Also why do you think players at 6k are different from 7k/8k players?
they are clearly not if you take a look at dotabuff's stats and watch 6k/7k matches you will notice not much of a difference

leaderboards still can coexist with a tier based system talk to /lolg/ they will explain more about it

yeah people will create smurfs to dodge bans but who cares really? I mean, as long as they don't do so to abuse ranked matches That's the point don't you get it?
if there is a mmr reset that isn't so rough like LoL then, there wouldn't be much motivation from boosters and account buyers

If someone fucked up so much a match and quit there's a high chance his team doesn't even need him anymore
players who search ongoing ranked matches would end their matches quicker thus compensating the following rule someone here suggested me to add:
<<players who join ongoing ranked matches won't lose mmr but will gain a decreased ammount>>

>>122429304
that's for new players
those who already had an mmr even if hidden would already be placed where they should be if, of course, they play 3 balancing matches to set their mmr.

>>122429529
>not him, but the amount of shitstorm would settle after maybe 6 months
6 months is a long time
>And if it puts off a bunch of people not happy with shit games for a while, then those people weren't gonna have the patience to climb anyway.
What kind of excuse is that? It's bad enough that you can only calibrate below 5k and have to grind the rest of the way, why the fuck would you want to grind from 0 to X?
It would also make smurfing to stomp shitters way too easy. That would do nothing but make games even more unbearable at lower MMRs, since there would be way too many people clearly out of their league.
>Also, newbies could actually learn if they had really good players in their games telling them to do shit/showing them something is possible.
No, newbies would get turned off of the game because they'd have good players calling them shitstains.

anyione have some riki tips

>>122429760
reroll

>>122427331
but she has a high win rate in 5k_

>wanting a less strict MMR system

I would rather have everyone average out at 1k MMR than a system like CS:GO, where you don't even see real players until LEM.

>>122429760
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIEVXb_PUtwgqtc02025Cg

>>122430094
what in the world

>>122429529
>>122429696
This guy >>122429304 didn't even understand that this only would apply to new players and updating the current ranked system must take previous player's mmr points into consideration

see >>122429607

>>122429850
That's what I theorize to be the "Anti-Mage Effect". Basically, when your teammates start to be somewhere in the realm of competence, they'll recognize some heroes like AM, Spectre and Medusa who are supposed to afk farm, and make picks and plays that are supposed to create space for you until you finish farming and kill everyone.

Just knowing your pick is going to happen is psychological warfare targeted at your group of tards.

>>122429850
buffed recently

>>122430094
cheers i am gonna buy 3 dagons on riki now.

>>122430276
ok faggot

>>122429607
There is a difference between 6k and 7k just like 4k and 5k. People don't just "get lucky" 40+ games in a row.

Leaderboards with resetting MMR aren't worth striving for, because when a patch rolls in nobody will ever look back. It's already rare for anybody to notice now.

Also
>I want MMR to reset to punish account buyers
>But I don't want it to affect good players
Do you not realize how these two are inherintly paradoxical? If your reset MMR is influenced by past MMR, it's no longer a reset.

If you're fine with smurfs completely obsoleting the abandon penalty system, then why even bother with it? Smurfs can get 100 recorded games too.

Also
>Gain a decreased amount
Even if you gained 50 MMR per game with no possible loss I'm not going to bust my ass saving someone's game that spiraled so far downhill someone abandoned and took a penalty for it.

>>122429850
do you have a reading comprehension disability?

ill greentext for you mouthbreathing retard

>be spec
>offline in early/midgame
>pubs can't into pushing earlygame success and ending fast

>>122430503
yeah but 5k is good at this game

what if icefrog brought back unlimited buyback

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>>122430927

My favourite team is VP now.

I think what I like most about them is even though maybe they're not the extremely highest skill as a group as 5 in normal team fight scenarios, I feel like they're the only group where each of their members knows how to go ham. Watching all 5 of their players run down an enemy at the same time in different sections of the map is amazing. Maybe not always the best strategies to say win a TI, but I love that their strats aren't the norm, and that it still works for them. Also FNG is a cool dude. He's truly our guy when EE was not.

>>122431164
I prefer Vega desu but there's only 2 memers in that team

>>122430927
>>122430986
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE BUYBACK LINK

>>122430927
alchemst will enter mega OP tier

mmr is a social construct

>>122430384
It may sound like a joke but if you watch chi long qua you will realize there isn't
he's 5.5k
at that rank it's not unlikely to be matched with 6k+ players

I'm not talking about chi long qua I'm talking about players that reached 7k
most of them spam some retarded flash farming hero with good scaling

6k/7k/8k players do still commit errors and they still do miss some last hits

most of them are probably on the same mechanics aknowledgement level

Smurfs wouldn't stop existing but the ammount would decrease a lot.
So you are creating another account to avoid a ban? Well keep in mind that you're going to play with low level shitters and will take some time to unlock ranked match making ALSO, good luck on raising from 1500 to 3k,4k whatever your mmr is

Don't want to substitute a bad player/someone who fucked up the game?
you don't need to, searching for a ongoing match would show you the current games situation and you would be able to pick wich team in disavantage you'd like to help

wew lad that was hard

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>>122431447
>tfw 4k valve mmr but in reality a trans6k player

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3sz0f4/explain_this_dotards/

DOTARDS?? UPVOTED

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>>122431164
literally all good looking slavs

gay for them desu

>>122426308
shut up ppd cocksucker

>>122421813
hon trash

>>122431684
hey thats our meme

>>122431684
kek

>>122431684

Reddit destroyed?

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I found a couple of commands that enable camera rotation. They give you a screen space advantage. How? It's simple: You are used to tracking the action from top to bottom. Now you can use the widest dimension of your screen to track action: Frome left to right.

You rotate the camera with the 'mouse5' button. You need a five-button mouse or some way to bind a key to 'mouse5'.

>>122432052
MODS

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PAALALA NA ANG MINESKI AY HINDI MATATALO

>>122432052
>I have this command
>Let's not post it
Anyways even if you actually did have the command you can't use it in non-cheat lobbies

>>122432537
dota_camera_disable_yaw 0
dota_camera_yaw_rotate_hold_time 0

Yes you can. They work in all matchmaking.

>pinoy doing well in dota

Fucking ayyy la how the fuck do I call them out in pubs la

>>122432475
#PUSOGAMING

>>122430927
fuck you retards

thread so dead i have to link it myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADaW2zRBbo

at what number of hours does this game stop making me want to kill myself

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i think we all know who is gonna win this major boys

>>122433041
Never.

>>122433050
>implying EE won't throw so he can get 2nd

>>122433007
pudang unu :DD

>>122433041
I'm at 3.8k hours and I still want to kill myself, Icefrog and all 9 players in every match I load into.

>dota is so shit right now that you only watch streams and play hearthstone

>>122426308
>w33,pld,misery have 1 post each on reddit
>clements posts once a year
Literally our guys

>>122431684
Dee two gee strikes again haha

>>122433041
Never. That's the point of this game

>>122433123
>>122433212
like

guys

i thought i was pretty chill
i thought getting mad at videogames was very silly

and then i picked up this game

this game makes me so fucking angry oh my god

>building guardian memes
>ever

pick one

>>122426308
Team Secret = Team Reddit
EG = team d2g

>>122433221
same, then I rediscovered juggernaut. All I do is play my pink jug till I get mmr back.

>>122433303
The first time I got into a fight I was tilted as fuck from a 5 game lose streak, went out drinking and some guy made fun of me playing video-games as my hobby, said I was probably shit. We both walked away with inflated faces.

>>122433390
>eg
>d2g


americans are the reason this place is dead.

will ppd ever pick treant

>>122433390
this desu

>>122426330
courrier, 2 observers, 2 sentries, 3 tangos for your mid laner and 1 tango for your hard carry, whatever you have left should be saved to upgrade the courrier and buy more wards

by min 30 you should ahve boots and a magic wand

>>122433413
i've never been in a fight in my life

the one time in high school i almost was, i talked the other guy out of it

but every time i play dota i want to KILL

>>122431684
the entire thread looks like d2g

seems like its true most anon already migrated to rdota2

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3sz0f4/explain_this_dotards/

>>122433447
yuropoors posting on an american imageboard never cease to amaze me

>>122431684
wow dude grats on the gold!

>>122431684
>>122433859

Thanks kind stranger! :D

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You're not doubting me right, /d2g/?

>>122433512
OP linked it to this general of course dotards will be there

u retarded?

most shitpost there are just john cena and good shit good shit

>>122434010
desu I never doubted you senpai

Hey looks like I found the right website. Is it true that this is the source of all memes? I can't believe you don't even need an account to post here that's so cool.

Hey dotards, post the lewd .webm

You know the one I mean

>>122434179
http://imgur.com/UHZh7fO

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>>122434010
never

>>122430276
Wow yes, let's shit up the system for new players.
Because all new players are equally shitty so we should put them at the same rating, right?

>>122434259
source

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what hero

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>>122434071
>still posting in this honeypot general

Come join us there mate

>>122434397
who cares fuck this game

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>The more souls Shadow Fiend has, the more red particles fly around his chest area

neat

>>122434397
who cares fuck this game

>>122434423
this desu

>>122434010
well yes because you are fucking shit

sumail will win this for eg.

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Our NP is purposely blocking all our camps with our wards and his treants.

What do I do?

>>122434397
trash build regardless of the hero

>>122434423
>>122434508
>>122434510
fuck off you stupid shits
this is dota general
where we talk about the game
go make a blog and shitpost about your empty lives elsewhere
>>122434618
who cares fuck this game

>>122434259
That's a juicy looking cock desu senpai I'd prolly be slobbering on it too given the chance and I ain't even gay

>>122434684
This patch isn't fun to play.

>>122434446
>the more fiery soul stacks lina has the hotter her hands are

neat

>>122434684
who cares fuck this game

>>122434446
who cares fuck this game

>>122433749
How do you come to the conclusion this is an american imageboard?

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>>122434653
ding ding ding

>over 2,000 hours of playing this game
>still haven't reached 3k MMR

Why haven't I killed myself yet.

>>122433749
>hiroyuki
>american

>>122434943
who cares fuck this game

>>122434943
who cares fuck this game

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>>122434179

>>122434848
who cares fuck this game

>ctrl f
>who cares fuck this game
>8 results

>>122434294
If you're talking about dota
yes they are.
They all have played the same ammount of matches to unlock ranked matchmaking
Implying they came from LoL and have some experience doesn't mean jack shit even if they are in a good elo there Dota and LoL are different games

If some players are more aware/dedicated than others they WILL ciimb faster
players who want to learn will read the wiki and will train to get better, those will rise up quickly just like any other player

How do I deal with antimage as Leshrac? I counterpicked a TA, bought ghost and Bkb, but my other cores were an Invoker and some other int core that I cant remember

>>122435096
who fucks care this game

>>122435096
>ctrl f
>meme
>13 results

>>122435151
who cares fuck this game

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1934486443

This pudge was absolutely awesome and fun to have on my team. If people could commend him that would be nice.

I was the alchemist ad pudge saved my ass so much.

>>122435253
>>122435156
>>122435151
WHO CARES FUCK....

JOHNNN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHO CARES FUCK THIS GAME

>>122435298
Reported

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>1k hours on my first moba all played on a toaster 20fps in teamfights
>VHS

Literally what 's wrong with you dotards ?

@122435425
who cares fuck this game

>>122435420
You can't do that.

who cares fuck this game

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who cares fuck this game is a honeypot meme

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>>122434423
>>122434508
>>122434818
>>122434684
>>122434973
>>122435013
>>122435051
>>122435096
>>122435156
>>122435253
>>122435319
>Australia

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Is this game dead yet?

>>122435593
>>122435609
>>122435653
who cares fuck this game

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>>122434795
>This patch isn't fun to play.

Listen up, dipshit. I'm about to lay down some profound knowledge down your ass.

Like every other patch, it was fun during the first two weeks when no one knew what the fuck to pick and no meta was established.

Fuck, we even had Mercurial running amok in a lot of games, competitive too.

Nowadays though, there META has settled in and again, like every other patch, every game gets filled with exactly the same stupid picks over and over again to the point that all the "fun" has been literally sucked out of the game. Once again.

If anything, I just want this stupid rushed poor excuse of a tournament to be over so that Valvo can finally release the cosmetics I am due for giving them MY MONEY, in hope that this poor superficial aspect rekindles my amusement in the game again until this gets shortly shattered by the revolving fact that due to a permanent already established META, every game gets filled with the same retarded picks over and over again.

And when that happens, I guess I will start shitposting more often until the fucking frog shitter decides to shove a new patch up the game's ass so that this finally becomes fun and I can joyfully play it again. For the next two weeks until the cycle repeats itself again.

Capiche?

>tfw you haven't watched any of the frankfurt majors and probably never will

feels
good

holy shit is this game dead

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>>122435451
C'mon senpai give me that (you) I really need it.

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>Pick Razor
>lose

epic xd

>>122435685
who cares fuck this game

>>122435037
>saving it with my misspelled title
baka lad

>>122434397
Invoker or Doom
Possibly Venomancer or Bristleback

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>>122435425
>>122435653
>>122435681
>>122435685
>>122435704

>>122435681
who cares fuck this game
@122435704
who cares fuck this game
>>122435751
it was aui's nyx

>they should win against mineski easily

guess the fangay

>>122435681
This patch literally did nothing outside of nerfing Storm, Lesh, and bloodstone into the ground. There was literally no meta adjustment at all outside of Lesh being the worst hero in the game now and Storm not being viable on the pro scene.

They literally did nothing.

>>122435812
mineski

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>>122435773
Arigatou senpai

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cropped porn

>>122434010
what will happen with ppd and ppy in the same team?

>>122435909
Where's the porn on this bitch?