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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear (embed) [Embed]
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864 (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536 (embed)

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Sex with museums!
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First for Marie is best.
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How many times have we lost now? Ten? Fifteen?
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Cuet squidboy lashes out at the opposition in style.
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THAT'S NOT A SQUID
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This map is a work of art
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>>122247756
fixed
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Just when thread died

Squad
3/4
Taco/E.J/moonrunes

Anybody welcome
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Guys I'm bad with chargers
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send help
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Didn't even think I would go positive there
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7/8 rainy lobby
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Is that what I fucking think it is
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>>122247585
Why is there a stupid kid in the OP?
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how many rolls do you think a snail this big would get me?
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>>122248248
One and a half.
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>>122248248
Knowing Skyke, probably 2.
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>>122248248
DEEPEST LORE
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>>122248248
03
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>japanese B-

in what lobby did I ended in
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How do I become meme like nips
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Guys I'm bad with squelcher
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>>122248248
what teasing dicks
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Havent played for awhile, how's the new stage?
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>>122248591
beautiful and fun
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>>122248591
Literally fun on every game mode
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>>122248591
Breddy good.
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4th never
;-;
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>>122248591
3 thumbs up
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>>122248703
i got you
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That almost worked
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>>122248862
sent a request or already added?
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>positive k/d
Wow, this weapon is actually pretty good
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Any lobbies?
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>>122248703
who do i join
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>>122249018
it was this >>122247839
but after some wait, we got 4th
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>Squib art on display

My heart can't take it.
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What do you think?
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>>122249161
cute squidboy, awful abilities
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>>122249161
cozy/10
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I think we can win if we put down more beakons
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>>122249161
Time to hit the slopes/10
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>>122249313
Lets try it out
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>the camp, flounder heights, the bridge and the museum

top notch maps that show their long-running development

now if only the early towers and port would be fixed like it happened to underpass and arowana mall be removed I'd be happy
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man now those were some good games
thanks everyone for playing!

>those meme teams vs meme teams
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GGs rainy lobby
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>>122249409
>killed every time I ventured out of spawn
curse my shit aim
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GGs rainy lobby
I didn't squidbag you as much as I normally do rainy. Next time.
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Sorry if I took somebody's spot. I didn't update the thread until I joined.
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we need more beacons...
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>>122249584
ggs here's a fat spaghetti

i jus wanted to take a picture of a squid with a bandana
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>Targeted by a wail every fucking time I laid down a Beakon
Hope you weren't planning on using any of those that round.
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>want to play the new update
>have 12 midterms
WHY THE FUCK DID I CHOOSE TO BECOME A DOCTOR
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>waiting at the lobby screen
>DIN
>join
>comm error
>sent back
>join
>group is full
>sent back
>no one is playing


What is everyone doing what is happening
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>>122249483

>removing mall

Why? Mall is fun as fuck. Why do you hate fun?
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>>122249909
For some real dosh?
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fuck it one more sweetiecat woomy comin up
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Well, I'm out. It was nice playing with you guys.
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GG CA lobby but I'm done for now.
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Are we not meming anymore? Fuck, I'm shit with the 96 deco
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Good games. Thanks for playing.
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>>122249584
That shit was insane fun
>Getting my kraken pushed by 3 heavy splatlings
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i love callie!
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>>122250116
dat bottom score
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>>122250007
sailor moon squid
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oh god that's not a grenade
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>>122249909
DOCTOR STILE
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>>122250024
>not squidmas

ONE
JOB
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>want three run speed and three swim speed
>try to save scum for first time
>fuck it all up
>lose all 36 snails
GOD DAMMIT
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>>122250172

As do I
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GG LAYN-lobby
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>>122250252
>WATCH OUT DR STILES
>BE CAREFUL DR STILES
>USE THE FORCEPS
>DEREK
>DEREK
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oscar squid
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>>122250172
>over 50 replies before a callie post

They had to release a map to make such magic happen
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>>122250150
>dat dynamo vs bucket match
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>>122250106
This lobby experience has made me realize I'm total shit at this game.
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WE DID IT
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Good guys win!
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>>122250414
>Blasters vs Blasters TC
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>>122250518
yes!!!
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No lobbies in need of players?
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>Trick someone into chasing me around the + things on Bluefin
>Build up a Kraken and wreck them with it
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It's useless to even try, get another S player.
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Why do the japs hate everyone tonight? I'm done.
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>>122250604
it wasnt you buddy, you did great
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>>122250576
Back to ranked/TW.
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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Getting a ranked group together, everyone's welcome possibly good players

Will create lobby in about 5 minutes
NNID LittleSkullKid
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>doing poorly with my weapon
>afraid I'll do even worse if I pick another weapon
but, hey, we won again
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Iam playing awful tonight
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>>122250939
addan
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>IAMUSORRY offline
>last time online: yesterday

confirmed dead
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>>122250603
i like it when chargers try shooting at me in that area. i stay just out of range, cover up their shit, and then point a killer wail at their perch.
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>>122251027
F
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>>122250939
Fuck it, I'll add you.
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>>122251027
We can only hope
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>>122251027
He was my favorite regular... RIP
>w<
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>>122250486
Just keep playing and getting better, anon.
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So..., I haven't played in over two or more months. I've only gotten interested again after the Direct and the new stages were revealed. How much has changed since around the time Rainmaker mode was introduced?
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>several months later and we still have to deal with that Failed to connect to partner's device bullshit despite the WiiU being fucking next to you
NINTENDO
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>>122251203
>still can't adjust controls in a lobby or change gear in the weapon testing area
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>>122251203
"Why does Splatoon perform badly when I purposely give myself more interference?"
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>>122251184
r u me?
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>>122250939
c'mon, super jump in
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I suck dicks
ggs squad
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>>122251475
Me too... It was fun, regardless!
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>All S ranks in the squad
I must do well for my senpais!
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>>122251203
LAN
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>>122251558
>implying that I'm any better than you
I'm shit
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>>122251558
>0-7
brb, killing myself
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>>122251203
what does that error have to do with the physical position of your wii u exactly
it's to do with the internet
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>>122251662
what
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>>122251281
Yes, I am. You forgotten to take your medicine again and I got out again from deep within your mind. Not cool bruh, you need more vitamin D, you're pale as a ghost since I've last taken control.
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Can someone make a webm based on pic related?
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>this drawfag will never come back
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Russian school girl woomy!
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>>122251179
Thanks.
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>>122251859
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>>122251874
>neither will this one
why even live
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>>122251874

They drew cute Callies too
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Disruptors are op as fuck with bomb range
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>>122252083
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>>122251874
>all the drawfags are gone
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>playing like gutter trash
Yeah, I think now is a good time to sign off. Good games! even if it was only like two
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I'm like 3/30 tonight. Don't know why I suck so much right now.
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>>122252184
I'm still here, I'm just very lazy. o3o
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>>122251475
we had fun !!
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>friend wants to squad without knowing anything about the new map
>go from A 70 to 20
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3/4 ranked, join us

NNID LittleSkullKid
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>9/9
Not the worst thing in the world.
Please, game, just give us Warehouse so I can at least play on a map I know.
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>>122251885
I've never wanted a hat so hard in my life since TF2
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>>122252184
Wait about 5-6 days and they might come back.
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>>122252184
got mine drawn, im happy
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>>122252243
you're gonna play the new map and you're gonna like it
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>>122251859
More lewd squid.
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>>122252331
>Its him!
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>wonder when's RM
>2am
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>>122248189
>Is that what I fucking think it is
Yes. That's you, anon.
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>>122252184
i've drawn some stuff for people here and i'm getting a tablet soon
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so can we all agree that this is the best map so far?
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>>122252727
without a doubt yes
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>>122252241
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LOBBY open, still waiting for 1 spot

NNID: LittleSkullKid

Do note me if you add me
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>>122252001
Wasn't this drawing just made like a week ago?
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Does anyone have that Splatoon comic where it starts with the Map being completely one-sided and the losing team is hopeful they might have won while the winning team is paranoid they might have lost?
The losing team is drawn in a very cartoony style while the winning team is blue and drawn in a more realistic, masculine style.
Please help me /ink/, searching "Funny Splatoon comics" only turns up generic 9Gag -level "rage" comics.
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>>122252391
im not tim lmao
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>>122252802
>>122252802
sent
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>Lv50
>has never played a single game of ranked
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>>122252904
added

>the other two people quits
geez what patience
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>>122252827
this one?

fist of the north star
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>>122252184
Would /ink/ want an instrumentfag?
I've been dicking around this song for a few minutes every several days, how does it sound so far?
vocaroo com/i/s0IwXW6dgnZX
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>>122252909
>GetOffJAPS
Fuckin' lol
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>>122252816
November 3rd, more than enough time to get a follow up

>>122252909
>lvl 50
>only sniped a Jap player without killing them 3 times
dammit why can't i stop laughing
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>>122252972
Thanks buddy!
You're Squid-credible!
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Does anyone have a link to this octoling drawing?
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how do I effectively use a blaster? is there like some key abilities?
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>>122252994
might be good if it wasn't recorded on a toster

get a usb-to-jack or whatever you're using and record it properly
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>>122253146
Sorry, I don't have access to a decent microphone right now. It originally sounded a lot worse when I tried recording with pedals.
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>>122252802
PLEASE JOIN
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>want to play Museum and get comfy
>lose on Turf War fifteen times, win two times
>decide to try Splat Zones
>lose six times in a row

It doesn't feel like it's me, but it has to be me. I've fallen all the way down to B- and these matches are harder than anything I experienced in A. I keep just getting fucking destroyed by Bubble spammers.
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>>122253245
Adding
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>>122253074
Ink res fo sho
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You can secure the Splat Zone with a single Inkstrike.
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>>122253390
WELP
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>>122253390
Good to know.
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>>122253390
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
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>>122253390
is this the only zone in the map? haven't played it yet
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>>122253561
It's the only one. It's the worst Splat Zones yet.
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>>122253561
yup, just that one in the middle
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>>122253561
Yeah
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>Bluefin
>Winning for a bit
>Enemy suddenly gets good and makes a comeback
>Splatted on the 10 seconds
>Fuck it, I'll paint behind our spawn
>Time's up
>Looks like they won
>We won by less than 2%
>They never painted behind their spawn
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>>122253601
>>122253630
>>122253647
well they fucked up hard there, how did they miss something like that?
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>all these undertale posts

What does that game have to do with squids?

Undyne is kind of viable
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Good work, senpai
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>>122253893
it's the new homestuck
except it's actually good
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>>122253957
yeah but I want to play in the museum

at least we're playing I guess
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>>122253672
>Museum
>we lost by a LOT
>they never even painted that entire long higher-up near-spawn area

I honestly don't know how we lost by so much, it was an easy win visually. Could have been a glitch.
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>>122254006
homestuck was good for like a year or so
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>>122253893
I don't see any, point them out to me.

Or do you mean Miiverse?
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Wait. Does senpai translate to senpai now?
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The rotating sections behave oddly when struck with bombs.
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>>122252331
I really enjoyed that draw anons work. Got mine done too.
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>>122252184
>he will never come back to draw perfect squid anatomy
why even live
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fucking kids ruining splatoon
i only play with squids
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>>122254217
baka desu senpai
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>>122252331
I think he was the one who did mine
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any1 wanna squidboy squad?
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>>122252493
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>>122254353
what's your id?
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>>122254353
sure
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I suck at this game and it's making me depressed.

Gonna stop playing for tonight.
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>>122254217
>>122254257
Oh muh Gawd, how long have I been away for?
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>>122254610
Too long, just like my tentacles.
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>>122254154
I'm kind of retarded. I'm referring to miiverse
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>>122254468
>>122254459
binaryT

i haven't played in ages though, i'm still b rank
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>>122254610
It's only been a thing for the past couple weeks.

/pol/'s favorite insult filters now also.
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The latest issue of Corocoro features a Splatoon comic and its theme is cute squidboys.

http://corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/index.html
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You know I've been thinking and if nintendo got rid the eliters, gals, kraken and splatzones splatoon would be a lot more fun.
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>>122254702
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New map's really that fun huh? I gotta get on trying that shit then.

Just hope Mahi Mahi and whatever else they add will be as good
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>>122254779
just sent it now. Havent played the new map yet so cant promise anything
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I hope that squad is salty as fuck right now.
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>>122254779
>>122254962
oops sorry, that's the nickname
the full id is binarytoast
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>>122255042
what happened?
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>>122254224
Do you think you could splatter someone above you like that?
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i can't decide if i like sz at the museum or not
cool view though
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>no fun allowed eshitter
eyy
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>that match
>What is "lock down," Alex?
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>>122254224
Have tried with a suction bomb? Same thing happens?
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How do people get 3 of each stat?

I have saved a separate save then bought a new slot, unlocked it, deleted save and re-did the whole thing but still got the same stat.
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the hell is in this person's name to show question blocks
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>>122255183
It's fun along as no one on the opposing team has a weapon with good range and just camps all match.
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>>122255251
Try copying their Mii? I'm also curious.
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>>122255823
>Derp
I can't help but let out a disgusted sigh.
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>>122255543
do i have to add them to my friends list to copy it? i don't see them on my recently played list
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>>122255898

Think this user makes some decent posts.
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>>122255054
did you get my request?
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>japan has an earthquake
>lobbies are still full of laggy chinks
God fucking damn it.
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Well, gg
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>>122255246
stats are predetermined the moment you buy/see them
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>Tower Control
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>>122256152
yep, i've recieved 3 requests now
4man squad open
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man dont wanna drag you guys rank down with my S+ since I havent played in like 3 months
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>Skatepark
>This new map
Ehh, I'm out for the evening, I think, guys. GGs My Mii name was Rosie, so you know who to not expect
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>>122255991
If they're not on your list then there's nothing to be done. I'll have a quick look at the Miiverse website and hope the post isn't too old.
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>>122254853
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oh my god why are the new ink res shoes so fucking hideous
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>>122252184
the yelly haird woomy draw fag is around, at least i think they are? they posted this earlier last week
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>>122256192
>can't handle the tower of doom
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>>122256001

I literally was in the plaza with these miis
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>>122256192
Better than the SpatZone garbage!
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end and nobody x are in, where are you, third guy?
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>>122256356
their_team_your_team.png
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>>122255991
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/toadtheboss123
Are those squares symbols that just aren't showing up for me or are they squares for everybody here.
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>>122256494
nope, those are squares here too, and i can't find shit about that character on the unicode database
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>>122256192
Who's the qt?
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This new order system is stupid. Going from from highest kills to lowest made plenty of sense.
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>>122256439
fuck these japs
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>>122256704
yep, that was painful

i just got disconnected
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>>122256431

>hating ComfyZones

Splatzones is great. I like Tower Control too but Rainmaker can fuck off.
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>>122256626
Kanade from Symphogear
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>>122256798
waiting for you to head back
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>>122256582
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2610/index.htm

I think it's this one. I'll try inserting it into a Mii's name next time I feel like changing my Mii's name into different moonrunes.
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>>122256820
Hating on rainmaker? Now them are fighting words right there!
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>>122256356
I'd let that smug leather-clad fish fuck me up, alright.
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>>122256637
I wondered about that. So what is it now?

I started a match down a squid, we lost and I only got docked -1.
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>>122256820
>having taste this bad
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>>122257353
>guy posting symphogear
>calling other peoples taste bad
lmoa
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>>122256364
what brand
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>>122257069
http://3dbrew.org/wiki/Mii_Maker
might also be able to do it through the qr code
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>>122256820
>hating Rainmaker
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>>122257461
You forget your eyyy.
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>>122257194
Top-scoring in ranked now means having the highest Win% on your team (out of the last 10 battles) instead of the best K/D.
Official word from the dev team is "There are other ways to contribute to a team."
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>>122254610
Since Halloween
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>>122257550
I hate it when I have teammates who seem legit scared of even touching the fucking thing. Shield's down? Oh, let's dance around it like an object of worship!
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>>122257912
You mean that isn't the objective?
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>>122257462
takoroka
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someone gas these japs. why do we keep getting s+ rank teams, because we have an s on our teaM??
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>>122258063
Isn't it? Shit, and here I've been wasting my time trying to carry that heavy thing across the stage while everyone else dances to summon the sun.
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>>122258182
>not praising the moon
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>>122258417
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>come back from a day full of drama and 4 hours of sleep to the new map
>it's fucking Tower Control

Only the dead know peace from this evil.
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>Luna Blaster every round
Every match is a slaughterfest because Skatepark is so close quarters, and no one knows what to do in the new stage.
Tower is stupid, I want RM.
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>>122256798
lost connection to our squad
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>>122258759
as did i
should i start again or are one of you still in the squad?

you were all unjoinable
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>>122258967
well toast needs to host since he is likely the only one to have everyone registered as friends.
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>>122259153
k, im hosting
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Anyone want to squid squad? add binarytoast looking for more people to join
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>>122259549
Sure, gimme like four minutes and I'll pop in. Let's see if I can splat some fools with 4 hours of sleep.
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>>122259606
We keep running into S+ jap shits so get your game face on since it has been rough.
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>>122259701
If anything's gonna throw me off, it'll be the new map. I'm kinda used to S+ Japs.
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>>122259787
The new map is very different between modes but if you live long enough to see it you'll get the layout within a game. a
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>>122258617
That's why I use custom dual squelcher. Nigga can't touch me most of the time. It's fun bullying tentateks, rollers, and lunas.
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>victory squidbag
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>TC in new map
>my team solid variety of weapons
>opponent's ream has a splatterscope and an eliter scope
>default eliter and regular .96
Yeah that scope vision sure hurt them cause they won. we were so close to having a comeback but we couldn't do it
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YOU BOOYA'D FOR YOUR DEATH OVER 5 TIMES

STOP IT

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER

HOW ABOUT BOOYAING WHEN YOU KILL SOMEONE

FUCK
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>seven months in to release
>at least five major content/balance patches
>still no regional matchmaking
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>>122260287
BOOYA
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>bamboozling the bamboozlers
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>Another day of Jelonzo giving me no new shirts
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>>122259787
You still coming?
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i've added you blue, 3 of us in the squad currently
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I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
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You tried Tia.
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>>122260415
OY
i've had a few, aight
am i even responding to the right person
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>>122260313
I can't believe people STILL ask for RM after playing splatfest.
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Just wondering, how many hours have you put into splatoon? Level 28 and at 60 hours here
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>>122260658
I want it to happen only so such retards can realise just how utterly stupid they are.
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>>122260563

We all do
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>>122260630
i left to go order that other splatlings fake contacts

i just... i really want to bamboozle the FUCK out of everything. i'm also drunk. and this new map has so much. so much everything in my way.
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>>122260313
That's good.
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>>122254806
nigger
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I swear that Octoshot user was on something else, holy shit.
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>>122260647
You are.

>>122260780
>playing splatoon drunk
What a good time.
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Did they change the score system? I don't see it go by kills in order anymore.
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>>122258417
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>>122260979
why are we matched with these killing machines?
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>>122260694
i dont want to look but i feel obliged to now
1066:52
end my suffering please
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>>122261048
it can be
if i aim well when drunk, then i'll kick ass when sober, right?
...
ha
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>>122260694
I'll check after I'm done with my nightly TW play date.
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>>122261124
I know I'm not playing so hot, but goddamn. I've never seen them this feisty.
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>>122260287
They're giving you the location of the person that killed them, rageanon.
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>>122260739
is there a version of this without the dumb text
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>>122261573
It's worthless. The game moves so fast that information doesn't help.
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>>122261609
>not owning the squid girl amiibo
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>E-liters sniping players in mid-air through solid matter on a completely different axis

Never change, Japan.
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>>122261720
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>>122261921
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>>122261720
You'd have to be literally retarded to not keep track of something so simple.
>>
Drawing squids
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>A+ 98, have to win one more game
>Start next match, kill off half the opponent team at the start
>Manage to get the tower all the way to 1
>Enemy takes it back
>I manage to avoid a shit ton of bombs and gain control of the tower
>We get it to the goal
>Knockout
>Get most kills, carrying a team of lower ranks while enemy had higher ranks
>Get back to S rank
>Get to SO HAWT!!!

Feels good to be back, going back down to A+ is hell now since you constantly mix in with lower ranks.
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>>122262102
>tfw dont have the forge octoling jacket yet
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>>122262028
Whoever killed my teammate has zero chance of still being there if I'm not already in eye sight of the squid and I can see my teammates getting splatted easy enough.
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>>122261920
lost to a team of all rollers
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sorry guys, thats enough for me
i had fun tho
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Any squads?
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I think I'm just gonna sleep after that one. I've seen enough shit after losing to all-rollers.
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>>122262102
Please and thank you
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>>122262102
Would love to, but I change my gear all the time to level up and try out different stuff
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>slapping Squelcherfags shit hard before the end of the game
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>>122262102
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>>122262102
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>>122262102
Boring outfit but I wear it a lot and don't have it drawn.
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>>122262102
I love this outfit too much
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>>122262102
I need my squid drawn again.
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>>122262167
>tfw savescumming
>tfw S+
>tfw don't have to deal with deranking
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OUR WHOLE TEAM WIPED

FUCKING JUMP BACK TO BASE AND DEFEND YOU SHIT

FUCK
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>>122262673
>that shirt
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>>122262102
I've never had my squid drawnpls
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>>122262102
p-please?
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>>122262102
If it matters I've never asked until now or had my squid drawn before.
>>122262429
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>>122263093
I would also like for this wommy to be drawn
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>>122263093
>>122263180
samefag
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>>122263180
oh gosh... thanks for the draw-a-wommy support, anon!
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>>122263093
>>122263180
>>122263347
>being this desperate
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>>122263405
siiiigh
the picture is obviously from my wii u
guess i can't prove that supportive anon isn't also from my wii u or other device
but it's honestly not me :/
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>>122263347_(You)
No problem friend.
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>>122263310
>>122263405
In before "html edit or photoshop"
I support inklings that I like because I've had mine drawn a couple of times already
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>first game on the new map with an e-liter

this is so easy. all you have to do is be on one of those rotating this and you're good. So many good sniping spots.
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>>122263632
thanks also for standing up for me, anon ; u ;
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>>122262429
I almost never see anyone wearing this sweater
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>>122260694
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>>122263887
Nice art anon
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>>122262581
>>122262753

how do you get high quality screenshots of both your outfits like this
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YOU ARE THE ONLY GODDAMN CLOSE RANGE SHOOTER ON THE TEAM AGAINST A TEAM WITH CHARGERS

GUESS WHAT YOUR JOB IS

THAT'S RIGHT

TAKE OUT THE FUCKING CHARGERS

GOD

FUCK
>>
>>122263887
I like to try and be stealthy and it's the best looking one that has that ability in my opinion. Thank you so much! He looks perfect!
>>
WHY EVEN FUCKING TRY

IT'S 3 VERSUS 4

WHY EVEN TRY

GODDAMN YOU FUCKING SHITS GO HOME
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>>122264008
capture card

>>122264043
the same argument can be made for you regardless of what weapon youre using
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>>122264156
GIT GUD
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>>122264180
>giving up the responsibility to a roller

Fucking retarded.
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I wanted triple Special Saver but ummmm... ok.
Got this by leveling up normally. Thoughts on keeping or re-rolling?
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>>122264482
>nautral offbrand triple
you best be keeping that my man
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Having Marie smugly crush my face with her butt!
BUTT!
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>>122264362
>roller is not a close range weapon comparable to a shooter
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>>122264635
>a close range weapon is a close range shooter
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>>122264635
I think he was trying to imply that people who use rollers are dumb/unskilled/incapable.
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>>122264525
See, the thing is... I kind of already have a shirt with practically the same combination.
I was going to pair the Squid Satin Jacket with the Backwards Cap had I gotten Special Savers, but idk, I'm just looking for opinions.
>>
>>122264482
The Regae shirt gives what you're looking for. Keep that.
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>>122264682
I was implying a roller is a sitting duck cause they have to walk through enemy ink in order to move about. A shooter and at least do this shit.
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>>122264704
I'm just going off what I would do; I really like both souvenir jackets and I would want them to be as 'blingy' as possible, meaning offbrand rolls on both (maybe). I personally dislike that shirt but I was trying to savescum a 4x ink recovery version of it but I gave up after a while. Remember you can always go with what >>122264708 said, Reggae shirt looks pic related anyway. But if you think you'll get more use and enjoyment out of the Souvenir jacket, then roll that into Zekko.

I'm sort of just projecting.
>>
>accidentally aiming my killer wail at the sky
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>>122264780
Some rollers can throw ink as far as shooters, but being a carbon main, I agree completely. If I don't have team mates that can paint turf for me to move through I'm mostly fucked.
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>>122264156
>implying you can't win a man down
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>>122264708
>>122264817
You both have a point. I already have the Reggae Shirt ordered from Spyke too.
I guess I'll keep it then. desu I never use the Grape Tee anyways cause it looks like shit
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>Senior Taco desperately trying to splat me
>we both get splatted in the end
Should've just gave it up man.
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>>122265085
Not trying kek
Stay in there, just changing gear to level up
>>
I haven't played in a month.
What have I missed?
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>>122265142
Will do.
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>>122262581
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>>122264885
that's why rollers aren't supposed to be played as aggressive weapons like people tend to run them. Their stronger as a defense hold because of their relatively fast TTK if you have the better position.
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>>122262102
I haven't posted this image in a while
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>>122262102
if you want to draw a SAMURAI SQUID
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>>122265159
Good to have you back, I was worried you had stopped playing altogether

http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Version_2.3.0
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Changing weapons.
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>>122265563
>no new swim speed gear exept a shitty shirt
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>>122262102
If you're still drawing, I'd appreciate it
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>>122265269
Thanks anon. My woomy never looked cooler.
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>>122265770
At least it's cold blooded
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>>122262753
I think this is the first time i've wanted to draw someone's squid since I thought it was super cute.

Sorry its not colored or full bodied, anon, I'm really sleepy.
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>>122265947
Sailor-chan is cute!
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You are so mean
Well done Lunar
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>>122266162
It can't be helped.
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Next time Senior Taco, you big meanie.
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>>122265947
Thanks man. I just realised my woomy looks like madeline. Still going to use this outfit alot. Not sure what weapon goes best with the look though.
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>>122266329
I learned from watching you
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>>122266214
Suck my pussy fucker
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ggs guys

Would anyone want to squad the time that is left for this rotation?
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>>122262673
I'm so tired, anon.
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>>122266543
>TC
I'm gonna have to pass. After rotation, sure.
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>>122266543
Sure, why not
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>>122266524
transfags aren't girls
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>actually took the bait
I love splat bomb rush, even for full suicide mode.
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>>122266735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPTIUxbgIBE
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>>122266615
>skipping THE King himself

baka
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>>122266615
Do you wanna go to sleep with me bae?
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>>122266802
>look at weapon
>.96 deco
Nah.
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>>122262606
Last one probably
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>missed every single shot
Jesus fucking christ.
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>meds got me feeling somewhat cozy for the moment
>got a pretty alright buzz goin
>stuffing my face with jalapeno cheetos
>hopelessly trying to not beef it during each turf war match
whooooo
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>>122267009
Fixed the cheek
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>>122266913
>>122267023
can y'all take whatever this is somewhere else, please
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#2deep4me
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>>122267196
>level 5
i've seen a few squibs with miiverse messages sorta like this, and not just for this particular unfortunate situation
are people creating accounts just to boost (x) cause?
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I haven't cringed this badly in a while.
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>>122267241
oh, okay, just thought i'd ask
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2 nukes was not enough
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>>122267085
Thank you based drawanon! Looks great
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>>122263059
are these people stll itt
itd suck if i drew a squib for someone not even here
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i totally forgot i switched to dynamo for some reason
i think i want to learn the secret behind the "miraculous dynamo kill while ignoring all damage" thing, but i can't even roller
also i keep losing connection... which is weird, cuz this hasn't happened during a match for almost a month now
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>>122266802
>people think I'm Tim
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>get a full group
>lolnope fuck you, rotation time
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>>122267431
i am! i'm the squid that experienced a small bit of drama... but if you don't feel like drawing me, that's completely fine!
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>>122267526
The game has spoken
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>>122267506
I want you to pic related
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>>122267542
I want to but I can't, I'm too exhusted.
Are you >>122263093?
I'll draw it when I get up tomorrow, how's that?
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>>122267506
tickle my biceps baby
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so i just reconned museum rainmaker super quickly... and this is such an interesting map. it seems like each match won't last very long, though. either that or they'll drag on and on and on. this map seems so big because of all the (generally uninkable) structures, but it's deceptively small.
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>>122267431
thanks for the drawing m8
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>trying to read a doujin during a match
I just don't give a fuck anymore.
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Ggs lunar, tia, heisen, jr and ej
It was really fun.

Still mean lunar
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>>122267869
GGs
It still can't be helped.
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>>122267774
yeah, that's me. you can take as long as you need.
since it's the weekend, i should be checking in fairly frequently, but just in case... do you think you could title the image something specific, or have a certain phrase in your post, so that i can look for it more easily? since the archive isn't a thing anymore... (or is it?) my in-game name is tia, btw.
so, i can expect that it'll be in the next thread or the one after that, depending on how quickly things are moving here? i don't mind if it takes longer, either. this is my first time receiving art, after all. and i know that feeling rushed to finish a piece is stressful.

ah, sorry for the wall of text. thanks in advance! i really appreciate it.
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>decide to roll away my cycling jacket with 2 swim speed subs
>get this in 2 rolls
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>>122267869
ggs!
are you señor taco? do you mind if i send you a friend request?
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>>122268156
Yes I am.
Send it my way.
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>>122263059
Couldn't be arsed to draw the e-liter sorry
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So I'm trying to scum the next available order with Spyke. I already bought the current order that he had for me today, so should I back up today or tomorrow if I wanted to scum the number of slots of the next order?

>>122267869
ggs
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>>122268262
alright, sent!
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>>122268075
Oh, jeez, you seem nice.
It should be next thread, or the thread after at the absolute latest, depends on when I wake up, I'll throw on a name when I post it so just ctrl+f Pivi.
Ok, goodnight, /ink/.
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>>122268314
Gonna accept it tomorrow, really late over here
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>>122268294
saving today before the item becomes available to check will allow you to keep that item in your queue indefinitely
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>>122268270
I appreciate you still drawing my squid. Thank you
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>>122268350
aight, it's cool
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>>122268347
alright, i'll keep an eye out. thanks again, and goodnight.
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>>122268356
But how do I get the order to have a different number of slots until I get something that I can scum? I did what you're saying for the current order and I just gave up on it since I've had the same thing almost a week now.
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>>122268347
Good night. Didn't post a squid but you pumped them out so quickly and nicely. Good job.
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>>122268792
just keep doing it. the odds for getting 2 slots unlocked are bad so you might be at it for a while.

honestly it's less painful to just roll for the item yourself. unless it's like a negative-influence triple you can't bear to live without, it's not worth halting all your progress just so you can scum for one order.
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so what's a good setup for the custom dual squelcher?
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Let me join my friends fucking game. Don't give me that full bullshit.
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>>122269338
i just keep trying... unless it takes more than 5 attempts
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ahh i left to change my head gear... still can't dynamo properly, though. do i need to be LESS aggressive? rollers are such a mystery to me
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>>122269732
dynamo is so neutered now you have to play it like a normal roller with slightly more range. so yes, play like a faggot and sit still until someone enters your range.
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>>122269826
how much did they nerf its range?
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>>122270032
not at all, but the hitboxes on the sides don't do lethal damage anymore. so you're much more likely to miss out on kills against someone who sees you and has a split-second to get out of the way.
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>>122269826
that's so boring though...
this is probably a really stupid question, but is there a difference between if you jump & flick or flick & jump? like, is one more lethal, provided you get a clean hit? or are they about the same, just distance dependent?
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>>122270873
Flicking and jumping allows to spray your tidal wave of ink at the maximum height which adds a little bit more range to your flick.
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>>122270873
not a stupid question at all. flicking then jumping makes your ink go farther since the flick comes out at the height of your jump. staying on the ground is better for maintaining your accuracy, best when you're going for splats. I don't think it affects damage spread but I have an easier time hitting people when my flicks are on the ground.
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>>122271036
>>122271053
alright, thanks for the advice.
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>VS a team of blasters
>2 of my teammates disconnected
I could feel a tear rolling down my cheek
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>almost went into ranked with a bucket
That would've been a mistake.
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ur 1 cheeky cunt spyke
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>tfw you almost screwed up your last rainmaker match by not camping with the rainmaker in a safe location seconds before the match ended
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>>122273113
Man that sucks dude. Sorry for your loss.
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>>122274045
if anything it was pretty funny and makes a nice vanity item I decided to keep it since I got it in 1 roll
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>>122274180
I guess you could always use it with the Splash-o-matic
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>>122274226
I could use it on 96 since main saver and sub saver serve the same purpose on it but that's about it. maybe default splatling too.
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>>122274264
Anything can use that. I'd use it on the l-3
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>>122264780
how the hell do people strafe around quickly like that? usually if I attempt anything like that I get splatted within 5 seconds.
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is forge paying you for this spyke? not you too man.
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>>122268958
I usually go with ink saver and whatever fits my play style. Not sure if dmg up is good though, some say it is.
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>every match I win is a struggle till time runs out
>every time I lose its an insta one side stomp under a minute
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>>122275915
i'd love it if all my losses ended in sub 1 minute steamrolls. there's nothing worse than that feeling of "we're going to lose and there's nothing I can do about it" raked over you for 4 minutes.
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>>122275036
What ability are you rolling for?
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>>122276003
there is always the eject disk strat senpai
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>>122277020
damage, defense or swim speed would all be nice. defense is what i'm most after I guess.
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>>122277139
why damage or defense? those only help if the opponent has defense
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>>122277443
damage because I have 3x damage on my red hi tops and i'd like to roll them back to swim speed. defense in combination with the 25 damage cap from enemy ink would make you much harder to kill.
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>>122277569
Can you inform me more about the damage from enemy ink? Is it best to always have some defense on your subs?
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>>122277737
http://squidboards.com/threads/health-regeneration-enemy-ink-damage-mechanics.2688/

def+ink res is just something i've always wanted to try. sometimes when I run 3x defense I step in enemy ink for a second and get instagibbed anyway.
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>>122277918
>http://squidboards.com/threads/health-regeneration-enemy-ink-damage-mechanics.2688/
thanks for this
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We really need a watch out thing for splatoon because fucking hell,
>Shoot at a splattershot jr.
>They pop bubbler.
>Get the fuck out of there but pass up a teammate. They're using a scoped 3k and look like they're scoped in.
>"Aw fuck"
>Spam C'mon at them as the bubbler rounds the corner to them but it's futile and they get splatted.
>Only then they (possibly) realize what I was trying to do and booyah me when I kill the guy.
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Any squads up?
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>>122278995
This is why we need other options, like "watch out" or whatever. C'mon can mean any number of things
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Museum could be the perfect map for Turf War. So much open space.
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>>122277069
Teach me
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>>122279501
>"holy shit don't fucking jump to me right now there's a kraken on my ass"
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>>122277069
Sometimes it doesn't work
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>>122280381
Customizable taunts would be entertaining
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Hydra when?
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>>122279501
What I really want is 'Sorry!'. Though in the US version it would probably 'I slipped!' or something.
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<home alone
<playing when im not allowed
<then i put the away the game pad back in hiding spot
<mom come home 1min later

thank God thatvwas a close one
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>>122280816
more like "Whoops!"
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>>122280868
nah they'd probably make it more radical sounding like "I beefed it!"
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>>122280868
I can already see the salty 'Whoops!' spam.
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>>122280849
Just change the channel to porn
At least you'd keep your dignity
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>>122280849
Stop posting this in every thread
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>>122281024
Gnarly!
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My first off brand triple \o/
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>>122281397
congrats mane
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Annie is cute.

CUTE!
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>>122281397
This is /vg/, not /o/
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>>122281656
Annie is a whore
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>>122252365
this is true
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>>122281656
did you draw this?
why are you reposting it?
it's fucking garbage, there are tons of better fanarts of her a hundred times better than this
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>>122282226
fuck how did that happen
>>122281656
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>>122282230
chille
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OFFICIAL WOOMY BELLY
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do inklings have a concept of squirters?
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>>122282646
Official Callie's armpits
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>>122282646
More like Woomy torso side than belly but whatevaaa
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>>122282769
Sometimes a girl just can't help to sprinkle when she tinkles.
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>>122283129
But only if they are true super sand
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>>122283129
He's right you know.
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I want to punch Callie in the throat
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>>122283525
no bullying callie
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I want to kiss Callie on the mouth
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>>122283728
i would like that too
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>>122283525
I want to trick callie into coming to the top of inkopolis tower with me just to push her off, the ink from when she splats flat on the ground covers all the inkings as they panic.
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>>122263038
Do you want to order it anon?
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she's such a pretty girl
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>>122283206
NEW DADDY!
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>>122283525
>>122284282
w-why are you guys so m-mean?
>>
>new course is fucking awesome
>risked re-rolling and got better abilities
>went up to rank B-

It's been a good Splatoon day for me!
>>
Hard to believe people aren't S+
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>>122284282
squids don't get hurt by falling
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>>122284725
Hard to believe anybody can get out of the endless A- loop
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>>122283728
No tongue though.
Her teeth would rip yours apart.
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>>122284725
I keep falling back down to A-.
I wanna kill myself.
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>>122285061
Hard to believe anybody can get out of C- hell
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>tfw I want to roll but only 900K cash

Need at least 1.8mil to feel good without snails
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>>122285205
that's how you show you really love her
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>>122285061
Finally managed to get to A here. Winning streaks help a lot.
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>>122285240
>not saving up your snails
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>>122285213
>Graduate to A- and derank from A- in the same afternoon
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>>122284725
Hard to believe people played ranked
>>
Serious question but how

How aren't you at least S outside of starting late. Like I get bad teammates but you should at least be able to carry them and yourself to A+
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>>122285360
Mah nigga.
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>>122285205
>you will never feel your tongue against her teeth while you're making out
boner
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>>122285220
hard to believe anybody can get up to level 10
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>>122284725
nah, there are worst hells
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>>122285445
hard to believe people finished the tutorial
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>>122285258
Love is filling her mouth with blood?
Now if she were a Vampire Squid she might like that.
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>>122285525
Woomies love the red ink
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>>122285430
Because no matter how much I play I can't git gud enough to carry my shitter teammates.
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>>122285430
Horrific lag because living in the wrong country mostly.
No seriously I've seen squids die three seconds after they've splatted me.
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>>122285220
C- isn't that bad compared to the rest of it. I can't believe I was it C hell for so long; spent a fair amount of time it B hell too, I guess it's a sign of improvement as I'm A- now
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>>122284725
>went from A 70 to 20 last night
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>>122285594
Somebody post the picture of the Woomy biting off a guy's balls and dick.

I know one of you have it.
>>
>>122285525
What species is Callie supposed to be?
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>>122285743
Bigfin Reef Squid
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>>122285743
the same as all the other inklings, really, but she's named after the bigfin reef squid
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I dunno about that guy but I'm also S+ and here's the deal

I skipped every rotation I knew would not be gain. Any map that I was not good at or any mode/map combination I just skipped rank for 4 hours or the day entirely.

Shit tactic but it works
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>>122285743
Callie's a Bigfin, Marie's a Firefly. Their Japanese names are puns of their species.
Ironically Bigfin Squids don't have very long tentacles.
And sadly Marie doesn't glow in the dark.
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>>122285797
>bigfin reef squids are easy to distinguish from other squids in that they possess thick and muscular oval fins
>thick and muscular
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>>122285891
i've been doing the opposite and somehow it still fucking works

SZ towers brings out only the craziest, most devoted japs
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>>122285743
>>122285797
i doubt they're supposed to BE that. they're just named after it. that's why they have don't actually share any characteristics, and are also almost the same as every other inkling.
>>122285942
>ironically bigfin squids don't have very long tentacles
>fin
>tentacles
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>>122284725
S+ is easy to get, what's hard is keeping S+ when you play solo queue all the time
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>>122285952
Well she does push around a Roller all day
Callie 2 stronk
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>>122286017
Yeah there were times I took a gamble on Moray Towers just because the chance I'd get the Efagger
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>>122285952
>>122286086
i'd rather callie was thick, but not muscular
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>>122284725
Hard to believe people are still playing this dead game for babies.
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>>122286060
Why wouldn't they be what they're named
That's sort of like having a Caucasian kid and naming him Nigger.
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>>122286314
>browsing a dead game's general
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>>122285952
>>122286086
>devout calliefag
>musclegirls are my #1 fetish

this general will be the death of me
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>>122286314
Hard to believe people are still living tbqh
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>>122284725
Currently S 47.

Playing with scummers is a pain.
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>>122286315
that would be like naming your child... any race at all.
it's most likely that they're just names.
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>Was playing good last night in /ink/ private lobby getting splats like crazy with Chargers
>squad up
>moon runes with B-
>Wanted to to atleast help him rank up
>ended up being better off on his own
>he leaves before he deranks
>other S players from /ink/ join in
>tried to save them while we were playing
>they probably think Iam so shit at Charging, due to Japanese players having god like reaction times to were they can magically pop a kraken or bubbler before my shots connect making you wonder what happen, that they leave within the first match they squad with us

Felt so bad I couldn't do nothing that I had to get off for brief moment before getting back on
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>>122286205
Nah she's not brawny, just fit.
She was a child soldier remember?
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>>122286452
i am absolutely certain we are not talking about the same things.
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>>122286362
What's keeping us tethered here? Splatoon was countless years ago. Most of us have died or are on their way to the afterlife, why can't we just let go?
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>>122286553
Why would Callie be fat
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>>122286639
i didn't say she would
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>>122286516
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>missing a drawfriend because sleep
Fuck me.
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>>122286690
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>>122286827
OH SHIT
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>sitting in an employee meeting
>"I've played Splatoon in one night more than everyone here combined their whole lives"
anyone else?
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>>122286827
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>>122286887
I guarantee you haven't played Splatoon your entire life.
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>>122286887
I thought you had a 'different' occupation
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>>122286827
Well when you order some clothes you already own, he takes your old pair. So he could be recycling your old wares to different squids.
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>>122286887
>Employee meeting
I'm convinced your place of employment is a shady back alley where you deal crack and I have the Miiverse posts to prove it.
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>>122286682
Then find some other broad to be fat
Marie even, she's already lazy
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>>122286983
> not playing Splatoon since child
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>>122287276
>not playing splatoon on your past life
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>>122287215
no
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>>122287359
Bitch I was a Woomy in my past life. And I was HOT.
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>>122286983
>not being a time traveler from the future.
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Here is the new waifu, bikini Jerry.
>>
GG Carp from a couple TW matches ago
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>open store
>0 new clothes
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If anyone has it could they take a picture of their inkling wearing the Zapfish Satin Jacket and Cream Basics and another with the Zapfish Satin Jacket and the Red Sea Slugs
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>check pixiv splatoon tag every day
>end up saving 10-20 new qt manmenmis every day
H E L P M E
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I want to buy Marie tentacle extensions for her birthday
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>>122287524
more jelly is required
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>>122287043
>>122287120
That's me in anon's image, but I wasn't the one that made the post.
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>>122287043
>>122287120
I'm not him, I jus took the picture and saved it cuz I liked it
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TWO DAYS IN A ROW
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Marie!
and to a lesser extent, Callie!
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FUCK THESE SPICS

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
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>start at S37
>horrible play, horrible teammates, horrible luck
>drop to S6
>fuck this shit, I'll savescum
>suddenly play well
>reach S65
>I feel bad for saving now, I don't deserve it
>I wait after the next losing streak
>now at S84

I should feel bad, shouldn't I.
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>>122288251
Put your leggings back on my girl, goodness gracious
Everyone will take you for a prostitute; so most incredibly unorthodox
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Will /ink/ come cheer on our boys partaking in the fourth iteration of the Booyah Battle tournament? The event is kicking off soon!
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>>122288251
this, but the other way around
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I wonder if I'll see any new gear today.
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>>122288251
not even a mariefag but god damn would I fuck those legs
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>>122288524
fuck OFF fat
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>>122288524
FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F
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>>122288540
>>122288251
Best of both worlds!
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>>122288524
FUCK
OFF
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>>122288678
I want to fuck toothpick Marie!
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>>122288178
Fucking noice
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Is there any way to play Splatoon on PC? Wanna try, but have no idea where to start.
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I've yet to play on museum, who wants to squad up and watch me flail trying to keep up?
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>>122289146
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>>122289146
Type unbindall into the console
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>>122289146
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>>122288675
What the fuck is an acri?
>>
SOMEONE

TAKE OUT

THAT GODDAMN CHARGER

YOU DUMB FUCKS

CHRIST
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>>122289393
I love you angry-kun.
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>>122289393
How about you yiff a fountain of cocks you shit swiping nuzzle tape
>>
Is the new museum and swimming pool out yet?

Are they any good, I haven't had a chance to play yet so I'm look forward to trying them later at night.
>>
OH SURE GIVE ME A CHARGER THAT SUCKS

FUCK YOUR MATCH MAKING
>>
If I started a squad/private lobby, would I get enough people who want to play?
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>>122289575
Only Museum is out so far, and it's pretty damn good. Fantastic for Splatzones and Turf War.
>>
>>122289176
>>122289178
>>122289291
Wut? Nobody's going to answer?
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>>122289727
You only need one other person; it merges you with another two-squid squad.
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SEIRAA SHIOKARAAZU!
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>>122289819
fuck doubles, quad or bust.
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>>122289727
I'd play.
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>>122289740
No, you cannot. Wii U games are almost impossible to emulate, let alone multiplayer ones. You'll have to buy a console like the rest of us proles. But it's well worth it.
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>>122289727
I'll join
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>>122289291
Aori you uncultured swine. Her name.
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>>122289987
>>122290041
We can prolly find a fourth, Bum_Nuggler squad starts in 5 minutes. reply if you send a FR. get ready to lose because I have no idea how to play museum and another reason that I don't feel like blogging about.
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anyone wanna get a a private lobby going?
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>>122290302
I would if it was Turf War. I can't afford to lose anymore in Ranked.
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>>122290302
I'll join up! I'm not doing anything.
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>>122290382
what is that, gum?
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>>122290302
Sent you a request.
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>>122290508
Elastic I think
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Holy fuck, why is it so painful to look at miiverse posts, its all fucking undertale and frenchy love.
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>>122290545
Marie getting hurt gets me off like nothing else
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>>122290686
They're probably condolences for the terrorist attacks, I think it's sweet.
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FUCK YOU DUMB FUCKS YOU KNOW HOW USELESS IT IS TO SUPER JUMP IN A MAP THIS SMALL

GODDAMNIT

SPREAD OUT AND GO AROUND THEM

AND JESUS CHRIST IF YOU JUMP TO ME DON'T JUST STAND NEAR ME AND SHOT

GIVING AWAY OUR GODDAMN POSITION

GOD

FUCK CHRIST
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>>122290302
Started yet or did I miss the train?
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>Third containment unit

kek/10
>>
Haha, time to get my ass kicked in a tournament
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>>122290880
>>122290483
>>122290374
>>122290372
>>122290302
Alrighty then, looks like we're doing a private lobby. If you guys want to play a stage that isn't museum let me know.
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>>122290875
Go drive a truck of wangs you spastic shit groping chop top
>>
The only things standing between me and S+ are hordes of uncarryable shitters. Please get me through this, Custom Dual Squelcher.
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>>122290871
Oh...I think I can be forgiven for just wanting decent art.
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>>122290951
time to kick your ass
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>>122290947
BB4?
What team you in senpai
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>>122290951
Museum's alright. However, I think we should swap it up every few rounds, no?
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>>122291036
I have the misfortune of being a member of C-
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>>122290951
Cool, never played private before.
Can you switch gears between match or do you have to quit?
Is it ok to play bad.
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>>122291028
You probably will because I'm in no condition to play, but let's see what happens.
>>122291053
As you wish.
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>>122291167
>your lag vs my broken controller
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>>122291160
so long as you don't try hard or screw around in a corner, I think you can be forgiven for playiing like ass.
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>>122291148
My teammates told me a lot of people left C-
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>>122291148
>Up against 2dos and his speedpals first
Get speeddunked on, ThatsSo.
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>>122291260
They did
All the best members are gone and literally all left for the same team, Alias


>>122291289
Honestly we're going to, they're seeded bullshitly low
>>
I want to enter Marie
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>>122290951
>no museum

Nigga i'll fight you.
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>>122291390
Well that sucks. Best of luck anon.
>>
Who wants to play some fantasy football on the museum?
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>>122291390
GOODF LUCK FAMILY
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>>122291516
Fight me in real life, you'll lose.
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>>122290951
still got room? wouldn't mind playing even if i'll do shit because headphones are rip
haven't played museum yet so should be interesting
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>>122291390
You should leave and make your own squad with this Power guy. Nice miracle overtime win by the by.
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Does anybody have an up-to-date weapon roll card?
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>>122247585
>>122248217

Is M1 the OP of this thread??
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>>122291853
I want to brawl with a Woomy in the street
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>>122290951
added
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Sorry about that lads, connection just dipped out of nowhere.
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>>122291853
There ain't lag irl just so you know
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one more for squad
ID:mamandil
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I made another, if someone wants to use it for the next OP image..
Ill do one with new gear next time
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>>122291538
>>122291794
Thanks guys

>>122291867
So who is this?
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>>122291932
I want to repeatedly punch a Woomy while she cowers into a corner while struggling to cover her tear stained face with her hands
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>>122292448
Oh hell no
A hobo with a super model/pop star/war veteran? Just no
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>>122292353
added
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>>122292353
p-pls join
THE fat is there too
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>>122292647
I accidentaly quit the game lmao
squad will be up soon
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>>122292661
-fat
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>>122292645
A RICH hobo.
>>
Does anyone else get a communication error every single fucking time you use the seeker rush?
Because that's exactly what's happening to me and it's got me to b+ 10
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>>122292779
how the hell
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>>122292449
Its toufool or 2dos
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>>122292850
Lagged too hard
Party monster
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>>122292958
Oh hi
Please have mercy on my soul

Why does no one on my team know how to play an objective
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>>122292262
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GG lobby, leaving to get lunch.
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>>122292449
I'm a stout supporter of all our locally grown competitive boys. Recognized your name from 2dos' stream, not a player in the tournament.
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derek dont stand in front of me,you block my shots
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>>122293164
Oh, I didn't know they were streaming
In my defense of those low kill games I was literally the only one playing the objective
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>>122293146
Remember to brush your teeth
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>actually doing decent despite lack of headphones or sound in general
well this is a surprise
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>>122292661
>fat on the bench once again and has to squad to get his fix
That's a riot.
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>>122293439
>playing with sound
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We bullied -scarth too hard and now he's not streaming his tournament games, great work you repulsive human beings.
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>Skeptical about using the deco weapons because they'd make me look like a fag
>Remember I'm playing as a saucy young girl
Well okay then.
>>
>that one splatoon streamer who ruins an okay stream with shit songs

scarth
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>>122293767
Come on, how bad can it be
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>3/8
y-yay...
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>>122293643
You don't want to be the girl that bedazzles things.
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>>122293767
Tell me what genres you like and which you dislike and I'll see what I can do
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>>122293605
I blame hank for his disparaging remarks towards the boys at MCU
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>>122293913
>clickhole
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>>122294080
VERY fast dubstep playing at incredible hihg speed
>>
I give up until Nintendo comes up witth regional matchmaking or dedicated servers this game is unplayable for me it's a shame because even when I lose I enjoy myself but there's no fun to be had in disconnecting every second match or only being able to play at certain times on certain days
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Museum is fun, lots of cover and routes to get up close.
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>>122293767
The nihongo beats are a selling point of his stream and I won't let you try convince him to adapt his tastes to yours. Die, die!
>>
>score went down as i got closer
clearly i have no idea how this map works
>>
>>122294216
It's completely worth paying $300 for the sole purpose of playing Splatoon, but sadly it's not worth moving to another country for the sole purpose of playing Splatoon.
>>
>>122294187
This fucking game.
>>
>thought Flippy was on my team because he was covered in our ink
>ignore him and try to go for the guys behind him
shit I almost cost us the match
>>
>>122293902
he makes weebs seem normal

>>122294080
In game music is always the best choice

>>122294341
he could keep doing it really just most of it is too much. like tone down a notch

like if his music is nihongo nihongo beats turn it down into nihongo beats if it makes sense

and the selling point of his stream is that his bitrate is high enough to not be a pixelated shit like Keys
>>
I want to confess my feelings to Callie!
>>
NO
THAT WAS BULLSHIT
HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT FUCKING DIE
I SHOT HIM LIKE 10 FUCKING TIMES RIGHT THEN AND THERE
>>
gg bum lobby

gotta go
>>
>>122294391

Exactly
>>
Nice one rainy, no idea how that inkzooka hit me.
>>
>>122294724
Consume your own penis you cock maiming piss shelf
>>
>>122294619
That is fucking beautiful, except
>Hair
Eugh.
>>
>they somehow didn't manage to murderise us during that push
i don't know how they let us get away with fat
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>instant enemy wipe and first minute dunk twice in a row
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I was hoping for the natural triple but okay
>>
>still get museum despite choosing random
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Fuck
>>
Good luck ThatSo
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Can we get a 8th one in bum lobby.
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>>122295715
i dont get it
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>>122295741
Y-you too

>>122295779
It means I'm about to get my ass whooped
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Any squads goin' around? I'm still salty after last night and want revengeance.
>>
Coucou Andy
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>>122295869
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>>122295870
Climb a hill of dicks and shit your own feces
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>>122295869
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>>122295559
its no wonder im having shit rolls

you are taking the roll luck
>>
>>122295715
Sabotage your team and you just may be accepted into the MCU.
>>
>got nugged by the bum
>>
>hit all three bad guys enough to kill them
>only one actually dies
>>
>>122295916
Could you post the rest of these? I'd like to use them on other boards.
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>>122295979
nah m8, I've been trying to roll triple damage on this for 2 hours.
>>
>>122295956
Again?
>>
>>122295982
>tfw I'll never be good enough for them
>>
>Run out of images with five posts to go
Nice
>>
Sorry got an error.
>>
Sorry for abandoning you like that team, need to go.
>>
>MCU losing 2-0
lol
>>
>20 kills

come on guys bum is not that hard to deal with
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alright i'm done for now, ggs squad
dank as fuck win streak at the end there, dunno how we pulled those off
next time i should have headphones and know how the fuck to play on museum
>>
>Gary ignoring all my hits like they never happened
Third time's the charm!
>>
anyone here got triple swim speed black seahorses?
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Bumnuggler can you tell us when a spot opens up?
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>>122297595
Two just did, but I have to close the lobby in like, 20 minutes anyways.
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>>122297595
There are 2 now.
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>>122297370
>deleted
well ok then
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thread where
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New thread when?
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Need one more member
Bluecrawfish
Will be setting up room in like 20 minutes
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>Over 60 games today
>Kept quitting and changing lobby
>STILL no one wearing Zapfish Satin Jacket

Is it a level reward or something? Can't find this bitch anywhere.
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>>122298182
Squads up
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>>122298102
>>122298140
W H E R E
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>>122299246
I have it but I'm squading add me>>122298182
And you can order it
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Last game bum squad.
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>>122299345
3/4
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GET IN HERE YOU FUCKS

>>122299654
>>122299654
>>122299654
>>122299654
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>>122299492
I would, but my internet connection has been the absolute shit since the update, and I've been disconnected from at least half my matches today alone. I'm good with waiting tho, I already got my hands on the bandana and beret. Still, thanks for the offer anyway anon. Friendly fellas such as yourself are what keeps me coming here.
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Reply with pics of your best/favorite rolls you've ever gotten. I love seeing pics of nice rolls!
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Is this shit worth £50? ($60)

It looks so fucking fun
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>>122300512
black friday is coming up anon :^)
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>>122300661
I'll wait till cyber monday, fuck getting trampled over a game about kids with paint guns
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