Toriel giving Asgore a backrub while Temmie says hOI edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
>>122245415
You better give me a source for that you fuck
Guys I need the picture of that twitter conversation with toby and that artwork with frisk being barefoot and asriel having no pants
>>122247046
it's on e621 you dirty fur fag.
filthy thread....
>>122245415
SKELETON PERVERSION
where the fuck are all the skelebros at
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
Posting good screenplay of pic related fight again
How can you people be shitposting about fucking skeletons when there are people being murdered in France?
xth for lewd thoughts at gaster voice
nth for please wosh me from this world
doggo!
>>122262418
How can you be shitposting about France in a video game board when there's fucking skeletons to be discussed?
>>122262418
Those people have skeletons inside of them, just waiting to come out.
you guys should really wait
>>122245415
>putting porn as the OPThe last time we did that, the thread got fucking deleted. Why would you risk it again?
>>122254115
Here.
>>122262360
reportan
>>122262418
bro this is how we cope what the fuck are you doin'
where my mylifeisinshamblesandidontevencare bros?
>>122262348
>>122262360
RIGHT HERE MY BUDDY
>>122262418
I'm sorry, but what else can we do if we're not actually in France?
>>122262418
reminder to wosh u mud skins until there's nothing left
Reposting teaser for next comic project.
This one is going to be big.
>>122262418There's nothing that can be done about it from where I live, why should I be worried/depressed about it?
>>122262418
Guaranteed replies
C-can we just have some non-sexual skeleton stuff? I'm not even gonna insult the people who do like them, it was just nice when it wasn't all 'I WANT SANS TO STEP ON MY FACE WHILE I CORRUPT PAPYRUS'
>>122262610
Where do you think you are?
way late number for scaly gaylies
>>122262515
yooooo
>>122262418
the world is a shitty, depressing place, anon. I'm just a NEET who can't do shit about it. sansposting is the only thing that brings me happiness
>>122262610
I'm down broham
>>122262610
The top right papyrus reminds me of greater dog
>>122262418
They're gonna be skeletons soon. So it's in their honor.
>>122262610
I want Mettaton to smother my dick with his giant Mettatits on live television, then watch the ratings skyrocket as we fuck for hours on end.
>>122262360
Here.Goodnight /utg/.
>>122262418
Because I'm not in France, nigga.
>>122262515
I've never related to any line of dialog more
>>122262418
The more attention you give it, the more the terrorists win.
>>122262364
I was apprehensive going in, bracing for shit, but it's actually worth a read.
>>122262418
I don't live in France and I'm not part of the army/emergency so why wouldn't I be here fantasizing of putting my dick inside Papyrus?
>>122262610
It's okay anon. I like the skeletons in more than one way, but I's only persue Papyrus when he would be comfortable. And Sans ... sure he's hot, but that guy needs a pampering more than anything.
Tumblr filename because its my own art and I'm a moron on mobile.
>>122262557
Like, Benevolent Bank big?
everybody do the floor spaghetti!
>>122262557
Certainly makes me curious as to where the story can go without walking down the known path.
Eagerly awaiting. Thanks Fatz.
>>122262515
Reporting in.
>>122262557
Hell yeah!
>>122262610
I'm an avid lover of sexual skellies but I also have lots of non-lewds. Have a gif, on the house.
>>122262748
>still signed with real name
this physicallyhurts me
>>122262639
There is no better name for them than "scaly gaylies".
>>122262360
Skelebro reporting in with the best Steam Background
>>122262360
Hi
What are your thoughts on Junior Jumble?
>>122262686
same
>>122262769
I wanna do the floor spaghetti
Teach me, Papyrus
Goodnight /utg/. Expect a cute anime lizard fic tomorrow. I'll take requests tomorrow too.
>>122262515
Do we ever leave?
>>122262871
GET
DOWN
>>122262864
Fucking way harder than crosswords.
>>122262812
Are you the original Gooker?
>>122262639
Thanks, I needed a better folder name than Fishlizard.
>>122262557
what i'd give to draw like you do
>>122262876
night doogle eagerly awaiting it
HA HA! TIME TO ADD MORE SUFFERING.
>>122262610
I'd say "protect the skeletons" or something but that's someone else's line, so instead have some skeletons.Don't lewd the skeletons A. A. A. A. A.
>>122262947
I feel bad for pastebin anon, I've been writing at least one fic everyday for the past few days. He has to keep up with what I shit out.
>>122262858
>now costs 11 CAD
steam has jewed like no jew before
>>122262973
>>122262973
the fuck is wrong with Catty's lip?
>>122262610
Have a stitched comic.
>>122262864It is actually harder than crosswords.
>>122262973
>>122262610
I got you buddy
>>122262491
holy shit
based Zonk
>>122262973
>mfw this is so abominably retarded i cant decide which angry reaction image to use
>you will never fuck Mettaton
>you will never get fucked by Mettaton
I don't know which is worse
>>122262973
Cattie is actually kinda on pointface it, human Catty would be pretty uglybut what the fuck is with that Bratty.
>>122263046
It's some sort of deformity that makes that happen to your lip. Not sure what's called, maybe "Cat's Lip" or some shit like that
>>122263046
fairly sure that's a birth defect in reality.
>>122262908
The part I'm having trouble doing, see, is more the move where I take my head off and dislocate all my limbs.
But I'll try, Papyrus. I'll try anything to be a dance god.
Post good humanizations instead
Honestly curious, does shit like this make you cringe, smile, or feel indifferent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpzRG1cwEk
>>122263097
BED
>>122262973
god this is some fucking uncanny valley shit
>>122263148
see
>>122263062
>>122263148
>good
>humanizations
>>122263075
here, try this one >pic related
>>122262973
>pic related
>>122263097
cleft lip
extremely rare in 1st world, it usually gets fixed on babies
>>122263094
Both.
>Inbetween "rounds", he swaps costumes
>He modifies himself to better suit your fetishes
>He reprograms himself to be your loyal fuckslave
>He can be whatever you want him to be, and more
Suffering.
>>122263171
I have a fucking horrible problem.
someone wanted determination Sans, I gave it a shot.
>>122263046
>>122263097
Cleft palate, but most people who have it get surgery to have it fixed. I actually don't mind it here because people sometimes joke about characters with :3 faces having it and because she's a cat person so it kinda makes sense unlike HURR LET'S GIVE EVERYONE VITILIGO RANDOMLY.
>>122263148
But those are fucking awful
>>122263105
>>122263097
cleft palate/lip , happens when a baby is malnourished in the womb and the upper jaw doesn't fuse right
>>122263170
>don't want to be found out
>posts publicly about everything they want to keep secret
you'll be found out unless you completely change your art style and posting habits
>>122262936
Yes.
sorta playing vidya with friends and shit posting
>>122263260If you are aware of that, start working towards fixing it
>>122262345
I can watch ISIS videos that are uploaded on /B/ rekt threads but i cant even watch this for about 3 seconds. /utg/ how fucked am i?
>>122263264
>>122263148
T-this is s-shit......SAVEd
>>122262992
oh jesus that's really cute
>>122263148
>>122263264
these are pretty shit honestly
kind of sucks all the charm out of the characters when they're drawn as humans
>>122263292
The only character I've seen look good when drawn with vitiligo isJasper
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=554345102
wosh u wobbly wheel syndrome
>>122263340
What can I say, I'm retarded.
Anyway I don't see the point in signing with a username if you guys can tell who I am.
>>122263372
on a scale of fucked to not fucked, you're kid goat fucker fucked
>>122263264
Blooky a cute, Flowey a shit.
>>122263148
kill it with fire
>>122263370
It's not that late for me, just a little past midnight. It's just that I'm exhausted, but I want to listen to music and see whats going on. I dunno, I have a shit ton of bad habits I need to break, I'm just way too lazy to do it.
May the ride never end.
I'm doing another playthrough and god damn does the stretch between the skelebrothers and Mettaton drag. Whenever Mettaton isn't on the screen I'm wishing Mettaton was on the screen cracking good jokes.
>>122263428
dont sign with your real name bud
that's all i ask
>>122263148
This is the worst thing Ive ever seen.
>>122262610
I WANT SANS TO STEP ON MY FACE WHILE I CORRUPT PAPYRUS WITH METTATON PISSING IN MY ASS AND NAPSTABLOOK TONGUING MY BLEEDING URETHRA
>>122263264
>>122263148
who's the artist?
>>122263516
>This is the worst thing Ive ever seen.
reposting because it's deleted for some reason in the older thread
>>122263518
We all do, you don't have to say it in all caps.
>>122263426
Because it actually makes sense for her character design rather than being something randomly slapped on for token points.
>>122263467
>>122262345
What game is this?inb4 "it's Undertale" haha funny joke
>>122263575
Hatred
>>122263575
hatred, dude
>>122263148
Sounds like a good idea! When are you going to start?
>>122263575
THE NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
>>122263549
Asgore and Undyne look pretty okay, honestly
>>122263524
It's interesting that Alphys seems to be the one to resist the edge.
protect the goat
>>122263549
i was this > < close to save this image, but then i saw the Black Sans
>>122263549
>look how inclusive I am
>lol lets make Burgerpants a pale-ass ginger because they're ugly
>>122263549
but those are better.
>>122263620
end yourself.
>>122263549
Those aren't that bad, aside from the hideously racist Sans.
>>122263264
I really want porn of this Flowey
>>122263549
5/10 most of them are pretty OK, even blacksans is tolerable
>>122263524
kek
>>122263654
Jokes on them. Burgerpants is the best.
Frisk / chara lewds
contains a single asriel
http://imgur.com/a/o0gVF
No new updates. Cant find anything good of these two, so here's the same old shit for anyone who's interested that missed these.
>>122263660
>>122263679
you should literally kill yourself LOL
>>122263693
This when
>>122263551
I hope that artist makes more cheeki breeki chara and gook frisk
>>122263549
Humanized monster trigger me because the monster being monsters and not humans is an important part of the game.
>>122263713
Not gonna lie though, he IS a little creepy-looking. I think it's the nose.
>>122263764
She needs freckles on her boobs and thighs
>>122263739
are you actually trying to tell me that gijinka shit is better than those.
seriously?
>>122263402
Skeletons.They're pretty great.
>>122263545
isn't it signed?
it's that one tumblr vorefag, squidbiscuit
>>122263780
Would skereton trigger you
>>122263790
well, I mean, he's a talking cat monster
>>122263842
anon why
>>122263635
Hug the goat.
>>122262418
Do the people being murdered in France have skeletons I could fuck?
>>122263798
there is no "better". shit is shit
>anonymous asked:
>Imagine mettaton biting off your chest nubs and digging his fingers in to the open wounds.
>>122263815
>that spoiler
Indeed they are.And pretty cool too.
>>122263549
Why is Burgerpants portrayed so consistently well in fanart?
i got ambitious again but i kinda hate it already whatever its mtt theres more where that comes from
>>122263798
the asgore and the undyne are better but the asriel negates them
weebshit in general is always preferable to disney/pixarshit
>>122263880
Love the goat
>>122263885
they got gunned and blown up, so damaged skeletons
big mess
also u degenerate fuk
>>122262515
I'm just waiting for liver failure to set in and kill me at this point.
The funny thing about all these humanizations is that going by real world demographics like half of them should be some sort of Asian but you almost never see any.
Also
>humanizing Undertales
>ever
Pic related is the only monster humanization that's ever OK.
>>122263842
>>122262360
>>122262515
Who both here
>>122263914
even your sketches give me bonershave you thought about bikini clad robot cheesecake on the beach?
>>122262973
Ifollowthis artist, they draw people ugly intentionally, I think because they're trying to promote body positivity or something. I don't remember, I just admire their willingness and ability to draw ugly shit since they're also capable of perfectly normal-looking people.
This is pretty tame compared to some other stuff they've done, honestly.
>>122263835
That art is a billion times better than anything Shitbiscuit could produce and you fucking know it
>>122263907
shared childhood experience of Ren and Stimpy
>>122263639
>somebody actually saved my 30 second doodle in ms paint
h-holy shit... im so touched...
Is it that time again?
>>122263959
Not that anon but that's fair enough, they might be horrible bastardizations but at least they're cute which is more than I can say for anything else.
>>122264053
*I am the lord of hyperditch
>>122263959
Yep.
>>122264001
Reporting in.
>>122263842
http://i.imgur.com/sonrMLL.png
Here's what the post was for when this gets deleted
>>122263914
Truly the only one worthy of fucking Mettaton is Mettaton himself.
>>122263992
>Alphys designed Mettaton to look like a human (who everyone wants to die/kill to break the barrier) just to please her anime fetish
>Somehow it turned out okay but literally she almost fucked him over
Alphys is the worst
>>122264053
I think it's that time again.
>>122264026
well, there's ugly and then there's the uncanny valley. if you want to draw ugly cartoons you need to push them instead of ~stares into your soul~, which real people generally don't do
i'm pretty sure bratty is trying to kill you with her mind
>>122264004
im down for it, sure. i do want to do titatton at some point down the road
>>122264041
Hey, it gets the point across AND it's a good reference
Of course i'm gonna save it
Here, have some Skelebros
>>122264165
>>122264157
Are you retarded
Mettaton is obsessed with humans more than Alphys is and desperately wanted to look like one
DID SOMEONE SAY GOAT
>>122264157
>>122264157
He wanted that body, anon.
>>122264157
Did you read his diaries? He's a hardcore humanboo.
>>122264207
That's why all his merchandise and the fountain of him look like a rectangle
>>122264207
>>122264227
>>122264239
How else would he decide to want to look like that unless Alphys showed him her gay ass animoos tho
>>122264157
>implying Mettaton wasn't the one who asked for that kind of body
Go read his diaries again anon.
>>122264157
Mettaton literally started a human fanclub
I want Gaster to take my bones.
>>122264201
im actually not a skelebro, im a huge goatcuddler andcharadomadvocate but thanks i guess. btw heres the original version before it was changed up
>>122264165
Oh my god that's rich
>>122263894
>>122264292
He hates anime though. See >>122264227
>>122264292
He's the one who started the human fanclub, he only met Alphys when she showed up to it, he was obsessed with humans before they met
>>122264320
Who do you think said that it should be blue?:P
>>122263898
Endless skeletons.They can be cool too, yes.
hey guys i drew fanart of sans skeleton from undertail but as a human what do you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
Actual canon Asriel voice
>>122264386
I admire your inclusiveness
>>122262515
Getting therapy but that's not until the end of next month
I hope I can make it until then, but for now I'm riding the waves known as self hatred and anxiety until I get pulled under.
>>122264384
Damn, what's with Sans' nose hole. It's ginormous.
>>122264424
>needles
>skeletons
further conformation shippers are retarded
>>122263885
>>122264456
Just know that you're not alone, little buddy.
>>122264424
>Syringe
>Bones
>Syringe doesn't even have a needle
This one isn't actually that bad.
It's still bad, but not THAT bad.
At least neither of them have that splotchy black and white cattle shit that tumblr loves slapping on everyone.
>>122264435
thanks i think that black people and vitiligo are really beutifal things
>>122264456
have you ever been before
what's it like
do they just recommend drugs then try to get you to buy more sessions
>>122264529
No it's still pretty bad.
>>122264529
no this is actually really bad.
>>122264172
Yeah, I'll give you that. The wide-eyed stare and tiny irises/pupils combo makes them look creepier than they'd be otherwise.
>>122264456I wish you luck anon, hope everything gets better eventually.
>>122264529
no it's still terrible
and so are you for posting it
32-bit frisk from tumblr
>>122264529
it's bad.
if i had to choose it would be pic related
i usually like humanizations, or can at least tolerate them
undertale humanizations are fucking wretch-inducing, though. why is that
>>122264529
Still really fucking awful.But that Frisk is kinda cute.
>>122264647
not bad
the Frisk model grew on me a bit but I kind of wish someone would make a nicer version of it for the game. It seems like one of Toby's earlier sprite models before he improved.
>>122264529
it's okay as humanization goes.
but all humanization is awful, soooo.
>>122264529
>making frisk literally a demon
it's absolute shit
>>122264707
Issue is, there's not really a lot of room to 'make' improvements on it if you want to keep to the scale.
>>122264424
>>122264560
Never been before.
I'm mainly going for severe anxiety so I hope they'll just talk me through on how to get through it and give some drugs if I really need it.
>>122264508
>>122264627Thank you. ;_;
>>122264647
>getting rid of the gook skin
first of all
how dare you
Gaster gets some sick wheels
>>122264529
It's humanization so it's automatically bad. Wouldn't put it with the worst of the worst though.
>>122264746
Sans is about the same size and looks better. There's a few smaller characters that look better. I think it can be done...
>>122264647
Frisk's weird mismatched pants will never stop bothering me.
>>122264749
and now it went full retard.
>>122264686
Finally, a human sans that doesn't make me cringe
>>122264798
frisk was poor and had to stitch their own clothes together from old overalls
>>122264749
take it to /v/ please
>>122264603
>>122264578
Worse than this shit?
Someone needs to do it.
Someone needs a "Doing hurtful things to your goat chart"THAT ISN'T FUCKING ASRIEL RELATEDOr you know, a Doing not-hurtful things to your goat chart with Asriel is fine, on the other hand.
>>122264770
how did he fall into his creation if he can't stand
>>122264848
WHAT.
WHY?
>>122264864
He tried to.
>>122263981
Give themhappiness.
>>122264853
just as bad
>>122264864
easily fixed deformities are not enough, so now they make the characters crippled
Frisk is a japanese sissy boi lusting for bgc
>>122264736
>PUNISHED FRISK.
>>122264707
Yeah, one of Undertale's biggest flaws(in my opinion) is sprite inconsistency. It's especially jarring when you get to the Snowdin shop or some of the more well drawn areas like the CORE entrance.
It's kind of hard to tell what style Toby was even going for, it's like a weird mix of NES and SNES era sprites.
>>122264864
Accidentally rolled in.
Oh my god that would be so sad.
>SOMEONE HELP, I CAN'T STOP ROLLING!
>HELP!
>SOMEONE PLEASE!
>>122264864
Maybe he didn't fall.
Maybe he was... pushed.
>>122264853
Moon_Over_June_fanart.jpg
>>122264848
>>122264465
Some people draw sans a little weird, whatever.Most of it isn't that bad, outside some outliers like that "siins" sans.
So I just completed the game for the first time and as far as I know I got the neutral ending? From what my friend said to me. I killed everything I could along the way but didn't fight Sans for whatever reason but he did get pissed at me for killing his brother. That final fight with the flower was fucking stupid before all the heals came but then it just got stupidly easy. Was fun though.
Am I fucked if I try to go again without killing anyone? Friend said I might have some fucked up dialogue or something.
>>122264942
nope
middle aged gook midget
>>122264948
I never really noticed, aside from Frisk. Which is kind of hard not to because you control them for the entire game.
>>122264219
Man, AsrielOr Asgorecould give some seriously good oral attention.
>>122264948
Stuff like Papyrus's side-facing sprite being at a 3/4 angle while everyone else is perfect profile also bothers me unnecessarily.
>>122264945
SUCH A LUST FOR RESETS .
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?
I sometimes forget what she would look like if people drew her canon.
might be closest one.
>>122264991
>Am I fucked if I try to go again without killing anyone?
Nah, don't worry about it.
Just reset and remember to spare everyone this time.
>>122264968
>sans pushed gaster into the machine as a joke
>>122264875
Clearly she's trying to mentally strengthen Sans by tormenting him about the body-parts he'll never have.
>>122264991
only if you didn't spare flowey at the very end, i think. that'll fuck up a pacifist run.
>>122259850
>>122259935
>like the OST
>remember I used to play harmonica
>look around for the old dusty thing
>but it wasn't there
>>122264991
Nah, you can go through again without killing things. It'll give you some new dialogue, but nothing that will prevent you from doing a pacifist run.
Now get the fuck out before you get spoiled.
>>122264991
> I killed everything I could along the way
So you got spoiled and tried to genocide on your first run...? You have to grind an area until "but nobody came". Literally everything must die.
>>122265028
Has anyone drawn Sans as Skull Face yet?
>>122265039
Not exactly. The only issue is that Flowey won't give him hints on how to get the pacifist ending.
>>122264691
Probably because people keep posting shitty ones as bait and /utg/ keeps getting triggered every time.
>>122265039
Ah well yeah I slaughtered that fuck.
>>122265057
My grandpa gave me his harmonica. I let my brother use it. I'm pretty sure he lost it.
>>122265057
>old dusty thing
You fucking murderer
>>122264853
What's with all the skin blemishing? Scales on fish and lizards are what they normally look like, eczema is not normal on humans.
>>122265039
Nope, you can still get Pacifist. He just won't talk to you about sparing everyone.
Looks like OP did a No Mercy run.
>>122265039
It does not fuck the pacifist run, it just makes it so Flowey doesn't give you a hint on what to do.
>>122264985
That comic's cute.
Depresses me that you could hug fucking Asgore and not Papyrus, though.
At least you couldhold his hand.
I tried to draw you a thing /utg/i'm sorry
>>122265097
Thanks, based Anon, for posting another not-cringey human!sans
Here, have a badass sans
>>122264985
Pictures like this have always made me wonder what monster's magical attacks look like outside the battle screen.
Toriel and Asgore's fireballs make sense, as well as Undyne's spears (mostly because she does use them in the overworld), but what about Muffet attacking you with spiders and baked goods? And Aaron sweating on you? And Papyrus's bone obstacle course, as pictured?
>>122265091
No but there's one of Papyrus as him.
Anyone else have it?
>>122265131
It's a skin condition called vitiligo, a popular homestuck fanartist used it and now it's flooding everywhere else.
>>122265030
Damn i want to touch thatfluffy belly.
>>122265219
>inb4 fluffanon comes in and cries about it
>>122265087
I just heard before I started playing that there was genocide and pacifist, I was just going to do one of each playthrough. Had no idea there was a neutral run.
My meme is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this general and anons feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no thread is worth saving. And I will put in autosage as many as I can. It's time for me to shitpost... and it's time for me to die. My shitposting crusade begins here.
>>122265245
lets just say there's consequences for some actions
also get out before spoilers anon
>>122265198
its not shit / 10
now finish it motherfucker
omega flowey vore
>>122265097
Why the hell would Sans and Papyrus be anything except Italian Americans? Hell, I'll even take Sicilians and let them have somewhat shit-colored skin, but full blown negros? Fuck no.
>>122265242
Fluffanon died after you guys posted that one abomination.
You think skeletons give good neckrubs?I could really use one.
People who don't like Soriel are just actual keks irl
>>122265296toriel oppai scat
Papyrus, Sans and Mettaton being the only survivors is the best neutral ending
>>122265097
Why did human Grounder dye his hair black?
http://nsfwbutts.tumblr.com/post/133174499362/pt-1-of-2-sans-and-papyrus-fighting-over-who
Man all hyped for that fatz comic.
>>122265245
There's several things on the genocide route you won't get unless you do a pacifist run first. Now leave before you get spoiled.
>>122265272
even ms paint shittily draw meme chara is still cute
>>122265219
The problem with all the bait ones posted is that they're made by 13 year old homestuck fangirls who want to be inclusive but exist in the middle to higher class and are mostly white.
There are probably some pretty decent designs but you'd have to care enough to look through the tumblr tags to find them.
>>122265421
all terrible
>>122265378
>that shapeless beanbag chair ass
how can someone have absolutely no taste
>>122265358
Mettaton is a cool guy if you look at him from really far away.You can't be genuine with him.
>>122265378
NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>122265378
Why are they fucking a walrus?
>>122265378
>>122265378
While I'm not particularly a fan of the way this person draws Frisk and the idea of skeletons with cat ears should by all means be absolutely fucking stupid,it's so cute I can't stand it. Kemonomimi is my one fatal weakness.
>>122265240
Huh. I had never heard of that. Fair enough, then. I wonder if that's why it showed up in Fallout 4.
>>122265378
Chara please come back and erase this world already.
>>122265307
Stop getting triggered by drawings of skeletons in flesh prisons, stop crying about niggers.
>>122265378
PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET
>>122265421
>>122265097
Hell even these are pretty awful.
Let's just keep them as skeletons forever.
>>122265421
Going back to Tumblr? >pic related
>>122265421
>THANKS FOR THE LOVELY GIFTS OF SKIN, DAD!
>THESE ARE MUCH BETTER THAN THE USUAL BROWN ONES YOU GET US
>yeah
>thanks gaster
Would you replace your dad with ASGORE?
Don't you know how to greet a new friend?
>>122265437
That's just like, your opinion man.
>>122265541
Nah I wouldn't want a cuuck for a dad.
>>122265541
>Asgore 'King Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Spike The Tyke' Dreemur
>Asgore 'Ankle-Biter Beater' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crying Child Crusher' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Non-Senior Citizen Slayer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Toddler Terminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They're Dead In Hours' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Halfpint Holocaust' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer' Dreemurryes i would
>>122265319
The thought also crossed my mind.They need to make up for the lack of genitalia somehow
>>122265541My dad has been dead since I was a little kid so yeah.
>>122265554
No, it's actually legitimately bad.
>>122265483
Yup, lots of people have it.
>>122265471
Ireally like the idea of monsters in heat, even if they are humanoid in appearance.
I don't like this artist's style
but I need more Papyrus and Sans fighting over Frisk/reader.With both winning.
>>122265541
Probably. My dad's a jerk. He took away my PS4 because I keep skipping math class.
>>122265541
>not wanting Sans to be your dad
this nigga high do
>>122265541
I've had a broken relationship with my dad my entire life, so sure.
>>122265528
I got a Tumblr tab open to find more black Sans to post.
>>122265613
Your opinion is legitimate, I just don't care.
>>122265545
pretty decent
>>122265614
it's not that common
>>122265541
My dad's a bit like Asgore, and my Mom's a bit like Toriel.
They both care for me equally, but one doesn't seem to like the other all that much because they think their a useless sack of potatoes.Answer's no.
>>122265541
I'd rather have Papyrus as my dad.
#adult frisk au = this is my fat ass painted yellow and wearing stripes
>>122265640
I want sans to be mydead.
>>122265541
Nah, my dad and I are cool.
Its my mom thats an issue.
>>122265637
Then don't skip math class you fucking faggot.
>>122265471
Skeletons.
>>122265227
I like to imagine Muffet is just throwing actual baked goods at you personally
>>122265674
namefag if you're going to spam b8 images regularly please
or save it for the shitty hours of the day
>>122265541
Well mines dead so yes
>>122265640
His to lazy and a nigger
>>122265704
>not wanting Papyrus as your mom instead.
>>122265378
>frisk getting the barbed dick
nyeh heheehehehehh
nyelh ledeledel
1. Go into Vocaroo
2. Do your best NYEH HEH HEH!
3. Post it
>>122265541
Nah. My dad and I get along quite well. Plus I look up to him.
>>122265637
Asgore will kill children for their souls.
He'll do worse then take your PS4 for skipping out on your education. Probably block booby on the internet.
I want to slowly run my tongue across her luscious thighs before passionately eating her out, overloading her senses with the first pleasure she's experienced in hundreds of years.
>>122265804
>Hello, son.
>It was nice to see your Internet history.
>Goodbye.
Asgore throws out his trident and stabs the URL bar off your browser.
>>122265585fingers and strap-ons exist for a reason, you know.
>>122265738
Everyone would probably stop posting them if you guys would just seriously ignore them instead of responding every single fucking time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZi1VehtE0A
i wanna hug flowey
>>122265889
we get too many new people, it won't stop
>>122265541
Yes.
>>122265847
>first pleasure
Do you really think she doesn't have an extensive dildo collection in the bottom drawer of her desk? Her custom-ordered Wombcrusher can do a much better job than your pathetic tongue.
>>122265752
But if Papyrus is my mom and Sans is my dad wouldn't that be incest?
>>122265585
You can always do this, my friend.
http://imgur.com/Jq6EGm2
>>122265953
i fail to see the downside to this situation
>>122265847
>>122265941
She's a giantess who's both taken Asgore's scepter and popped out a kid, she'd be so loose you could fuck her from three feet away.
>>122265941
Masturbation is an inherently lonely thing, anon. The raw physical stimulus is only half of the experience.
>>122265734
>Get hit in the face with a croissant
>Drop dead
How hard does she throw the fucking things?
What's frisks wrestling name?
>>122266017
>>122266054
Soul Crusher
>>122266054
Paci-Fist
>>122266054
The Yellow Peril
>>122264227
poor blooky
>>122265882
>>122266017
The alternatives are nice but half the fun is getting a reaction out of the other person.
>>122266054
Skeleton fucker.
>>122265541
In a world where asgore exists, being in the situation where I can't date him sounds horrible
>>122266038
Pretty hard, then she takes her clothes off one piece at a time per turn
I don't know where I was going with this but I like the idea of Muffet stripping during the battle
>>122266054
The Undertaler
>>122265541
My Dad's enormously supportive of me, but he's getting on in years and has terrible opinions. It's a bit of a toss-up, but I think I'll keep him.
>>122265704
I'd prefer it if Papyrus was my boyfriend.Platonically.
Good morning /utg/, have you petted your goat today?
>>122266158
Gib requests or else I'll draw more humans.
>>122265629Same desu. I saw some anon post about sexpollen/inheat!sans awhile back and logic be damned it's a concept I want to see written/drawn more.
I still regret missing the chance to back this game
Its an annoying, nagging feeling that won't go away. This feeling of having missed out is awful.
I'll never have my name in those backer credits.
I'll never help Undertale be made, and there won't be any more adventures with these loveable characters ever again.
How do I get over this?
>>122266017
What's the point if he can't even feel it.
>>122266307
Bratty promoting her store by going nude
>>122266307
How Undyne lost her eye
>>122266307
Asriel cuddles frisk
>>122266252
>>122266158
True. It's why I subscribe to the sensitive bones headcanon, it's nice.
>>122266312
Have you heard of a game called Indivisible? Maybe go find another game to back if you want to be Mr. Special-Name-In-Credits-Guy.
>>122266289
i wanked not so long ago, does that count?
>>122266307EndogenyfuckingAlphys
>>122266307
Little Undyne training with Asgore or Gerson.
>>122266307
Toriel teaching a classroom full of human and monster children.
>>122266307
Vigilante Knight Papyrus
>>122266321
Fiddle his bones while you fuck him you uncreative butthole
>>122266307
Sansxanon Papyrusxanoncuddles in bed
>>122266307
Frisk fighting an Elsen and The Batter fighting some monsters from Snowdinand Jerry
>>122266335
>>122266374
Yeah, I know it sounds really vain. It's hard to describe.
>>122266307
Sans trying to seduce his brother
>>122265541
No. I'd just disappoint him.
Undertale is a game for cute girls, boys please leave
I just came back from a piss I timed in spurts to the melody of Burdentruckung. I'm the king now, fuckers.
>>122266362
I find it more cute than sexual
>>122265941
>>122266025
and yet poor Asgore doesn't have the same options
>>122266517
I needed to laugh today.
>frisk makes it out of the underground
>living with toriel, going to school, normal kid things
>but chara is still hanging out with them and narrating everything
>>122266590
Why are you so obsessed with adults fucking kids
>>122265541I've only met my dad two or three times in my life, the last time being years ago, because he has another family. I barely know anything about him besides his name.
So yes.What's it like to have a father figure, /utg/?
>>122266682
that-
what
that's grown up adult undyne
>You will never ruffle Asgore's fluffy chest-hair
>You will never snuggle Asgore's squishy tummy>You will never eat out Asgore's scrumptious boypussy
>>122265847
That pic is really cute
>>122266708
At first i thought that was a couch.I want to sit on blooky
>>122265378
shake ya asswosh yaself
>>122266713Up and down. He was ok when I was a kid, but now he's a wreck who alienated all his family and routinely threatens suicide.
>>122266489
Now i wanna see an Asriel version of this.
>>122266590
Do you just sit around all day, waiting to post?
>>122266782Please don't sit on Blooky.
>>122265378
Get that shit outta here
>>122266782D-don't do that, anon
>>122266835
anon, I don't wait
when I want to post, I do it!
you can too
that's the power of determination
>>122266713
He's always there for me even if I'm a useless trash heap that has no job or future and I love him.
>watch the start of an undertale playthrough
>player realizes they can move around, frisk isn't sleeping on the flowers, the face is just perpetually like that.
errytime
>>122266835
Don't we all?
>>122266862
>>122266875
I'd just phase through him anyways
>>122266590
draw freddie eating asgores cummies :3c
>>122266335
I can't draw but my visualization of this concept is Bratty lounging across her store counter in the nude, holding a rose in her snout and winking.
(The flower probably came from the garbage)
How would the characters of Undertale adapt to living in the world of Dark Souls?
>>122266894
LISTEN HERE YOU CHEEKY LITTLE SHIT.
Draw mad dummy overreacting to something mundane, please, he's a fucking riot
>>122266894
That timing, though.You can't hide your intentions from me, Weaver.
>>122266931They still wouldn't like it anyways.
>>122262515
reporting
>>122266869I was saving the pictures to my computer for reposting purposes, but halfway through I was overcome with disgust, both for the pictures and for myself. I removed them from my computer along with the rest of my cringe folder.I'm sorry, Mad Dummy Anon and everyone else.
>>122266941
Most of them would die.
Probably all of them, but some might have a chance.
>>122266713mine wasn't around much because of work, and when he changed jobs he was always off doing his own thing. my Mom always talks over him so I barely know him. I love him a lot and but we're kind of strangers. He's more supportive then my Mom and hasn't said things that make me want to kill myself so there's that. Family isn't perfect. Sorry you didn't get the chance to see what kind of dad yours was.I'm attracted to the idea of a good father that wants to spend time with his kids. It looks so nice. I don't know if dads like that exist.
>>122266986
Well you redeemed yourself so that's acceptable.
Let this be a lesson learned
>>122266968
I think they'd have anassload of fun if i did that.
also
reposting this in case anyone has shitty enough taste to actually like thebi-ceratops
>>122266957
20 minutes late, not my best turnaround
>>122267035
Pls go and stay go.
Herd u guise were posting human skells
Wanna Dance?
>>122267053
!Give in and feed us all of that pent up, unrequited desire to draw lusty, lewd stuff.
>>122267059
These are actually acceptable. The Sans is perfect. Papyrus is hard to imagine with facial hair that isn't a ridiculously well groomed mustache though.
>>122267053
make some followup pictures to alphys in the treehouse already
i need my straight shota fix doc
>>122262418
People being murdered in France?...
>>122267059
I think we were
>>122267106
but i've already drawn undertale lewds, like a bunch of em
even that picture is for lewdshttps://40.media.tumblr.com/93396f75dfacc6d1ea5b95abbb3b22c1/tumblr_nxs150dmSk1r5h2ogo2_1280.png
https://41.media.tumblr.com/0ac635898028c3c141a8a34380929e8e/tumblr_nxs150dmSk1r5h2ogo1_1280.png
>>122267053
>>122267154
>filename
fuck you i can't unsee it now
>>122266713My dad's a control freak who is convinced I'm worthless because I'm not a multimillionaire or married to one yet even though I'm still in my mid twenties. He's probably why I'm so messed up in the first place. Not only that but if he had his way I wouldn't even exist. He actually wanted me aborted simply because raising a child costs money and because he believes men who take care of their children are a detriment to society.
Plus he basically had my mom killed because he's a paranoid freak who believed she was plotting behind his back to destroy him even though she basically sacrificed all her happiness to appease him, and my new job meant I wasn't at home to keep him in line anymore.
>>122267127
muslims
death count is around 120, suicide bombers and armed gunmen
happened earlier today, but still sort of ongoing. France is currently in a WW2 state in terms of lock down. Curfew, closed borders, military sweeping areas etc.
>>122267169
Perhaps I was unclear.ALL OF YOUR LEWDLUST, NOW 'TIL WHENEVER YOU JUMP SHIP. MORE. MOOOORE.
>human skeletons
nigga the whole point is that they are skeletons
i don't want to fuck a normal dude, fuck outta here with that nonsense
>>122267169
Why are you drawing lewd of the shittiest character?
>>122267108
Sans is not that fucking short though and it pisses me off that so many people are convinced he's smaller than even Monster Kid.
Ok guys, ONE MORE teaser, since I am staying up late to work on the splash page.
Still a WIP. More will be added to it soon.
>>122267169
yo weaver u want some scrundle
>>122267175
Becauseit's actually Scratch and Grounder wearing Halloween costumesBut you still can't unsee the similarities
>>122267169
holy fuck.
>>122266713
Mine isn't perfect; has lots of anger issues & short temper, aggressive, depressed and lonely without friends, and hideously overweight and old. That being said, he's super supportive of me, and loves me and my little sister dearly. Guy sacrificed a lot more than the average dad would for the safety of his kids. I try to take care of his these days but wish I could do more.My mom's a psycho tho. Tried to kill me once, so I'm bias. But seriously, my old man's a great dad.
>>122267242
here's a big Sans for you instead Anon :^)
>>122267224
>find real dude
>go with him to the doctor for an x-ray
>if he has a suitably hot skeleton you murder him when you two get home and have crazy sex with his skeleton
>>122263158
I don't know what to feel right now.
>>122266941
Most would get fucking destroyed. Frisk couldn't do much, even genocide frisk. Undyne might do alright, same with asgore and toriel. Sans could do good, hes good at dodging and can do a lot of damage, but best paired with someone. Papyrus might do fine for at least a little bit if hes aware that theres no peaceful solution to the fights. Not sure with mettaton, though.
At least frisk probably wont go hollow for a loooooong time, because determination.
Also, monsters are damaged more when the attacker hates them more, right? If thats the case, then at least none of them would take that much damage. All the enemies are emotionless, and just looking for souls. And the non undead enemies are either attacking in self defense, guarding something, or just dont have any ill will towards you.
Manus though, he will fucking one shot everyone.
alphys dead instantly
>>122267265
Go to bed Fatz.Looks pretty good so far, I can't wait to see it finished.
>>122267282
...what the fuck is "scrundle"?
>>122267227
lookin' ggood, dudedressed up sans is always nice to see
>>122267378
i like to vape this fruity shit afterwards
>>122263158
Indifferent. But that's because I'm so burnt out of "voice actors" making me cringe right out of my skin.
>>122263467
I don't get it, I've heard the name... but then again I'm hopeless with pop culture references so..
>>122267265
Pretty good.Those are the seven wizards that seal the underground righ?
>>122264848
>>122264749
>>122264424
>goat eyes
>claws
>not even gonna mention the rest
wakemeup.jpg/10
>>122267409
>i like to vape this fruity shit afterwards
????????
What the fuck what that?? What the fuck is scrundle?
>>122267265
Ah shit are getting Asgore in the war?
Always pictured him being able to at least kill human adults if he was willing for his people and shit.
>no soul was absorbed
didn't mean he didn't put down a nig or two just never took the souls.
>>122267469
Yep.
>>122262418
Because I can multitask and shitpost about yuropoor governments reaping what they've sewn on /pol/ while also talking about fucking the bone brothers, anon. Can't you?
>>122266713Well,my dad was an abusive drunk, and after years of this my mom got me and my siblings out and away from him and supported us alone. I completely dropped him from my life after that and it's been years since I heard from him and I can't say I miss him. I have become very close with my SO's dad, and he's a chill, kindhearted guy so that's something. /blog
>>122267242
I will draw a very tiny sans just for you.
>>122265378
>neko skeletons
>neko frisk
JUST
FUCKMYSHITUP
>I had a dream where I was struggling to beat an actual Mettaton NEO fight because it was sans-level ridiculous
>That's never gonna happen IRL
Good morning /utg/.
>>122264978
[Insert depressing music here]
>>122267623
Good morning anon.At least the dream was probably fun
>>122265847
>implying the "room under renovations" isn't a bondage room packed with sex toys
>>122267623
I wish the SFM model for Papyrus based his head off his in-battle sprite more. His portrait sprite has very exaggerated jaw proportions compared to the other sprite sets.
>>122265545
Reading that line I was just like Nah if I did I wouldn't be staying in playing games like these. So i just took it as irony.
>>122266713
My dad is adisabled veteran who has diabetes, heart and blood pressure problems, a broken back and a wounded leg. He was a drunk for most of his prime and then his drunken diabetes comas led to him and my mom splitting when I was 5. My mom moved half way across the country to get away from him. And he was an everything BUT physically abusive father that got remarried to a 30 year old(when he was 50) that made me sleep on the couch as a child. He discouraged me my whole life while giving me vague advice that was more of an insult. He was never home during almost all of my childhood for work, and so my step mom did nothing but belittle me and spoil her childI would gladly welcome a caring goat dad, maybe then I'd have areal family again
>>122267665
That artist and pigeonfucker do the best Mettaton art.
>>122265541
Yeah, but I probably wouldn't know how to react to the genuine care and a father figure like that. I would probably be suspicious and take a while to be sure that he wasn't just being nice because he had an ulterior motive. In other words I would stay in my room still.
>>122267823* Hug
jesus these threads are so slow at night
>>122265541
Would you replace your mom with Toriel?
>>122265541
Sure, even if he's a childkiller at leasthe would actually care about me for more than just my ability to make money and not literally try to scam me out of what little money I have despite having his own stable job.
>>122265704
If papyrus was my dad wellI would probably be extremely awkward him or not know how to react to his genuine emotion and encouragement knowing I would constantly disappoint him for not believing in myself.
>>122267962
without hesitation
>>122265704
If the skeleton brothers were my Dads, things would be different around here.
i want toriel to be my mommy she never makes fun of me or beats me
>>122267962
maybe
My mom had a rough childhood and didn't have a mom so I can't really blame her for her mistakes. I need to talk to her about her drinking some time.
>>122267854
Personally I like this artist's Mettaton
>>122262345
this is the best one of all those gazillion meme videos
>>122267501
Sweet cant wait to see young asgore andyoung toriel.
>>122266121
>>122266132
lmao
>>122266245
decent
>>122266086
>>122266165
garbage
>>122268048
I like him best because he looks like Tezuka character and has some integrity instead of being drawn as a slut. Mettaton has sex appeal but it is not the whole of his character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGiGHH6TvQ
>>122266054
Determined Terminator
>>122268078
I prefer the spiders on gasters dick one.
>>122268196
Determinator.
>>122268196
Determinator would have done it, man.
You're like Peter Parker trying to call himself The Human Spider over here.
>>122267623
I've been having dreams about undertale for the past three weeks. Mostly centered around Omega Flowey.Im actually kind of desensitized to him now and like it which is worrying even though the dreams are more like nightmares
wait what? i just beat assgore and spared him and then this faggot ass flower comes and apparently steals the hearts and my game just closed. is this normal? no credits no nothing? i did i fuck up by sparing him?
>>122268281
Boot the game up anon.
>>122268232
>>122268241
DETERMINATOR MIND.
>>122268281
relaunch and fuck off till yer' done
>>122268281
open the game back up and get the fuck out of this thread
>>122267179
What the actual fuck...
>>122268281
open the game back, anon
>>122268148
I see him as more Tezuka character than bishonen. The sluttiness is meant to be silly, too.
>>122268281
Open the game again m8. And stay determined.
>>122268319It's only going to get worse if Europe doesn't get its shit together.
>>122268251Are they sexual dreasm anon?
>>122268139
All those wrestler names are bad.
Who's gonna be intimidated by lmao and decent?
>>122268281
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE WORST
>>122264848
Sans is so happy with this.
Sans mentions that "we've detected time fuckery".
Who's "we"? The secret time watching science patrol that Alphys and Asgore know nothing about?
>>122268251That's normal anon. Eventually you get kinda desensitized to certain recurrent nightmares.
I want Emogoat as my bf
I want to bully toby fox with my futa penis
>>122268540
We don't have a we list. Just means sans was some kind of scientist around the time resets became an issue.
>>122264848
>the radius and ulna are bent like a DNA helix
kill me
please, I desperately need someone to post the picture of the two depressed/disappointed parents with their son in the fursuit, where asriel is photoshopped over the fursuit and the parents are asgore and toriel
/utg/ please come to my aid
>>122268540
I'm assuming he's referring to Gaster and possibly Alphys, since it's implied they worked together.
>>122264848
cool tattoo bro
>>122268557Thats what worries me, I can't seem to dream about anything else. They aren't even nightmares anymore, its more like someone I keep coming back to talk to even though he points out everything wrong with the world and myself.
>>122262515
Go to hell, boy.
>don't like toriel
>don't like soriel
>love seeing art of Sans getting flustered and wanting to impress someone, even if it can be a little ooc at times
This is pain.
>>122265637
PS4, skipping math class. Spoilt middle class teen winging about life detected.
>>122268625
seems I forgot to save it, sorry anon
>>122268727
As long as you're aware it's OOC.
>>122265541
Honestly, despite my dad being a drunken fuck all the time and isnt very good with emotions...but I really wouldnt trade him for anyone else
does anyone have one of those images that turns into a horrible feels image of the genocide run? I need one for reasons
>on the surface, Undyne and Alphys finally have access to good anime
>eventually they watch Gurren Lagann
>Alphys likes it just fine but Undyne becomes obsessed with it
>she starts cosplaying as Kamina
>buys Alphys a Yoko costume
>they start roleplaying during sex
>Undyne even paints their vibrators and strap-ons to look like drills
>>122267330
I remember someone complained about the eyebrows and teeth.Low effort as usual.
>>122268727
Sans is too smooth and collected to be blushy/flustered (in my mind anyway), even in romantic settings, but I still like it too.
And I also hate Soriel.
>>122265541
My dad is chill as fuck. Retired Marine, recently recovered from alcoholism, only problem is...My dad already IS Asgore basically. ;-;
>>122268816
Top Sans actually looks good now.
>>122268768
Yeah. Though maybe, in a world where he didn't have that baggage ..
>>122268843
Maybe he's extra chill because he knows everything that will happen. What if in Post-Pacifist, you could take him completely by surprise?
Im curious, what do you guys do in your spare time?Because I have no life or friends and spend all my time on the internet.
>>122268803
>Undyne even paints their vibrators and strap-ons to look like drills
Okay, that's actually cute
>>122268727Are you me
>>122268816
that... actually looks much better. He doesn't look like a kiddo fiddler now.
>>122268915
Cool leg, work, play videogamesalthough I haven't been able to finish any game since I completed Undertale almost two months ago, please help.
>>122268894
>l because he knows everything that will happen
But that's wrong. He only knows that everything can be reset at one point or another, he doesn't retain the memories of what happens on any timeline except the current one.
>>122268915
Take a guess
pic related.
>>122268894same here buddy
>>122268915
This:
>I have no life or friends and spend all my time on the internet.
Also drinking, crying, reading news, staring off into space and excessive sleeping.
>>122268894
I suppose it could be possible, never really thought that far ahead. That guy has a hell of a lot of baggage though, I just want him to be happy.
>>122268915
Waste time on Tumblr, play an mmo I haven't been able to escape for several years (sometimes solo, sometimes with friends), work out (even if I hate it), sleep a lot.
All of my time is spare now. I graduated law school some time ago and now I can't find any work whatsoever. Even bottom-wrung burger flipping jobs won't take me. Overqualified for that sort of shit, underqualified for almost everything in my field.
>>122268843
I like you anon.
Here's another Pocky pic.
>>122268816The one in top is kinda acceptable now. Good job.
>>122268915
>that spoiler
Same.
>>122269041
whoops, meant to respond to >>122268915
and not >>122268894
>>122268915
Once a week my mates and I gather together for DnD, and occasionally my semi-normie friends will kidnap me from my abode and take me along with them to places. Normally we just go somewhere to grab food and chill out, talking about anything.
Other than that, vidya, lurking here, and other shit.
>>122268915
Im going to actually go out for once to my local japanese store to buy some pocky so theres that I guess. But basically that spoiler.
>>122268843
I don't really care for soriel (it just feels weird) but I'm in love with the concept of sans losing his chill and getting really flustered.This is the point where I'd say "and that's why I have all these sans/reader tabs open" but most of it tends to veer toward super-smooth-in-control sans which is a little disappointing. Dammit internet, cater to my needs.
Anyone know some minimalist writing programs? Word is too clustered for me and I get distracted easily but I want spellcheck.
>>122262973
Bratty doesn't even looks like a fucking woman.
>>122269198
Notepad++.
>>122269041
>>122269070
>you're a law graduate
>posting Sans
That amuses me somehow.
>>122268915
I draw.I'm an animation student and it's tough as balls.I also sing but I'm not trained. Maybe someday.
>>122269183
Sans being dominating but caring is great, but I need a balance.
>>122268915
Read food blogs, cook, playffxiv, sleep off the constant headaches. I don't really feel the need to go outside on weekends.
>>122269198
I took up the habit of using FocusWriter for all of my Undertale fic.Halfway through that Undyne/Reader I promised literally close to two months ago, but I keep hitting shitty roadblocks.
>>122269320
Post what you have anyway. The crit might help.
>>122269198
Vim, Atom.
>>122269183I have alot less blushy, flustered Sans that I thought I did.
>>122269315
>That amuses me somehow.
Maybe because it doesn't makeSANSEto youI'm sorry
mettaton having sex with megaton (city from fallout 3) will be started tomorrow
maybe
im a lazy fuck
I want to make Sans feel loved
Not just a one-night stand. Someone that'll stay for him.
>>122269315
> That amuses me somehow.
Someday I'll pose with my oversized diploma in one hand and my Sans dakimakura in the other.
>>122269360
It's very fragmented, my issue is actually with transitioning between scenes. The scenes themselves don't pose that much of a problem, it's just the stuff that links them together.
As usual, it's the intro/buildup that's giving me issues, not the sex itself. It will get done though, I've come too far to abandon it and there's a big need for this. There aren't any other explicit Undyne fics out there (well, none with a reader insert).
>>122268625
>>122268567
Iktf desu
God why must you san diddlers post this late.
Wish we had canon on model sans art and not this shit.
>>122269485
He doesnt care and would laugh at your face.
Every time you try to make a move whoopee cushions would fly out of him and smear you in ketchup
>>122269298
>>122269320
>>122269395
thank you guys, I'll give these a try
>>122269421
>>122269183
blushing sans a cute
>>122268281
i beat it. goddamn that was some nightmare fuel
I want to believe in magic and other dimensions and otherworldly beings because I want to be important somehow
>>122269521
This is fantastic.
God I love that edgy little goat
>>122269627
everything is hollow and dull
>>122269547
But nobody genuinely likes the portrayal you caricatured, anon.Except the ecto tongue, that some good shit, sorry.
Well, here, have some quality Sans.
>>122269627
Wouldn't that concept reduce your own importance, though?
>>122269521
YES
I was asking for the shop
but this is EVEN BETTER
>i want goat-teen dick
>>122269592
The game isn't over yet.
If you had 0 EXP before facing Asgore and Flowey, just reload and go back to the Hotel. Otherwise, reset and remember to spare and befriend everyone this time.
>>122269712
i want to be magic or an otherworldly being in another life
or have the power to exact vengeance on the world
i want an all-consuming, all-corrupting abyss that i can draw power from and use to destroy those who commit injust acts
>>122269627
if monsters exist then why won't they attack me
>>122268391
NoThink about it, you have nightmares about an eldritch horror every night, that you have developed a slight bond with, hes never going to treat me as an equal, in the nightmares, Im just another toy for him to play with.Actually I could have phrased that better.
>>122269712
That's not to bad aside the furry trim, people really go crazy on the trim but then I guess as long as he doesnt have fucking eyebrows it's okay.
>>122269820Why do you want them to attack you?
>>122269810
that doesn't sound very just
>>122269727
Same desu. Honestly though, I'm not even that infatuated with asriel, I just want the affection of a H-HOT GUY
>>122263549
>That Asriel
reminds me of the top left frame of this, to be perfectly bloody honest.
Do you think, in a post-pacifist world, the skeletons could find love
>>122269892
disclaimer: my definition of justice is probably not actual justice
>>122269035
Honestly pretty depressing.
>>122269909
meant top right.
>>122269627
There are people who find obscure places and say that's where they would be.But these also tend to be the people with no lives so they cling onto something
Pic related
I gonna draw mtt, any requests? http://imgur.com/a/gJQy3
>>122270010How about some roboguro?
>>122269995
I have a life but I still want to believe
I probably have some mental illness
i want to become a flaming god of justice
>>122269995
>tfw you will never fall into a quantum spacetime anomaly and end up in Toriel's house
why even live
>>122269978
What is my general existence or, my bookmarks?
>>122270010
Mettaton infested with fungus
Daily reminder that monsters are a threat to humanity.
Gas the freaks, race war now.
>>122269834
I prefer without but this level of it isn't bad, it's just, there's this one artist on Tumblr who's work I can't take seriously at all because it honestly looks like his hood is trying to sprout wings and fly the fuck away.
>>122269718
Toriel is easily the best thing in that image, if you want my opinion.
>Papyrus keeps insisting your relationship is platonic
>his insistance gets more and more reluctant
>in truth he's always liked you but he's afraid of disappointing you
>>122269934
Maybe some dayMarry me Sans
>>122270168
Fuck you faggot, I want to squeeze emo nerdgoats ass
>>122269727
artist name?
>>122268915
Watch europe burn.
REQUESTING THE ASGORE "CHILDMURDERING" DREEMURR GREENTEXT!
>>122270285
... I don't get it.
I love undertale.
I am not attracted to humans at all, so I love Undertale
Any other anons like me that aren't attracted to humans?
>>122270263
>wanting some ugly edgy faggot
>not cute pure goat shota
>>122270249
A-anon.He likes physical contact though, which is cute. Wanting to "bathe in a shower of kisses" every morning. Saying that he likes being pet but is sad because people pet dogs, but don't ever think of petting skeletons. Promises that skeletons are soft and cuddly and full of calcium.
>>122270126
The bookmarks, one tab that happens to be this thread.
It all adds up.
>>122269934
I hope so, I want all those monsters to be happy
>>122270278
I dont know
>>122270331
But he is ugly edgy faggot with big heart!
>>122270327I'm not attracted to 3D at all if that counts.
>>122270315
>Asgore 'King Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Spike The Tyke' Dreemur
>Asgore 'Ankle-Biter Beater' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crying Child Crusher' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Non-Senior Citizen Slayer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Toddler Terminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They're Dead In Hours' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Halfpint Holocaust' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer' Dreemurr
>>122269521
>>122270348
When I get through all of the other drawings I need to do, I want to write a ficabout Papyrus'dream of sleepily waking up to a shower of kisses becoming a reality
>>122270327
I'm married IRL but I'm the same.
My partner is one of the only humans being I find attractive, but I'd fuck just about any monster girl/boy. Like I'd fuck 90% of characters in UT given the chance. I'm a bigtime xenophile and would love to try all sorts of kinky weird shit with intelligent beings that are nonhuman.
Even without considering the sexual aspect of it, the idea of just pursuing a romance like that where the other party is very different physically and comes from a very different culture with different traditions/views/etc is very appealing.
>>122270331
>ugly
You take that back right now, the face marks are cute
>>122268887
>>122269104
I changed the bottom one a bit more.
>>122270501
Wow! It actually looks like Sans now!
>>122270501I'm impressed anon. It actually looks like him now, just stylized on a weird form.
>>122270501
SEE
On model sans works better then any of shit that gets posted most of the time.
Post characters that remind you of yourself.
For me it's Sans - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>122270501
Don't forget that Sans' head is bigger on top than on bottom.
>>122270501
>TFW you draw better than I will ever draw.
>>122270321
Broadly, just watching politics these past few months.8/pol/ made an anti-migrant viral video a couple days ago and then the Paris attacks happened today, causing it to get re-tweeted and reported on literally everywhere.
But yeah, just watching politics.
>>122270671
I try to keep the original style as much as possible.
>>122270672
I can't draw especially digitally, I'm just good at editing.
>>122262973
>Catty
The area after the hotel/ before going to see the King... is that the core? I don't remember.
Posting art of Frisk dressed up in Pyro's garbs, since apparently that hasn't been done.
They do share their similarities, much more than Frisk and any other class.
>>122270653maybe some day someone will smooch me
>>122270653
Nice meme
>>122270787
* The friend request rejected itself.
Why does Flowey hate eating?Because he has no taste buds
>>122270707
This Sans from a page of setches I did is probably the most on-model I've ever gotten.
This is the guy we're all attracted to.
I couldn't stop laughing while looking at this little bastard.
>>122270778
>Asgore as Heavy
>Toriel as Medic
>Monster Kid as Scout
>Papyrus as Soldier
>Gaster as Spy
>Alphys as Engineer
Continue my work
Some art is worth trying to save.
>>122270832
Well thats just theROOTof the problem
>>122270832
>>122270653
Sans for me because he is small and cute but also a very depressed person
I want to fuck Sans. Not just any Sans - Shitty Sans. I want to fuck Shitty Sans's jaypaggy bones while he flails lazily about like a mating whale and yells various obscenities in his sexy voice like that vocaroo thing with the hotdogs. And I want gook Frisk to come in at some point and start screaming so that GOAT comes and sees the bizarre, sinful spectacle before her. If Shitty Sans is capable of cumming or sexual pleasure then I hope it's hot-sauce or something done in the spraypaint tool that gets everywhere. That is my sexual fantasy I typed out for you, thanks for reading, I'm going to go masturbate now
>>122270841
pretty spot on, anon.
>>122269934
Maybe he already has?It doesn't have to be romantic.
>>122270867
pic unrelated?
>>122270263
>>122270331
What if we put the face marks/warpaint/whatever it is on goatshota.
Would that better or worsen the situation?
>>122270761
Yes, that's the Core.
>>122270841
10/10 would fuck that spicy bone manIt's really cute anon
>>122270928
Worsen. That would ruin his purity.
>>122270949
thank you
>>122270928
>>122270968
why is there like no art of him cosplaying as his original donut steel? that sounds adorable
>>122270867
It's shit, give up.
Skelebros delivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIxRBCiAc3w
>>122270919
kekI got a thing for nurses got really fucked bad and spent days with a really nice nurseShe was a milf really built well milf with a voice of a angle. this shit art reminded me of her
>threads lasting 8 hours now.
P-please draw Asgore getting NTR'd
>>122270902
Just like me!Just kidding I have no redeemable qualities.
>>122270928
Nah, shotagoat and emogoat are two seperate entities.Plus I want to do the whole "love the evil out of him for me but be grumpy towards anyone else" routine since I'm a sad, hopeless faggot
>>122270841
would hug/10
>>122270928
That's shit he'd probably do by himself in his teen years.
>>122271042
threads last this long in the slow hours AKA 3-10 AM in most of the west
>>122270968
>putting on makeup makes you impure
Gee wizz, i must have been one slutty little boy when i was young, going to all those costume parties for kids with warpaint on my face and a sword/buckler.
I'm trying to figure out who in Undertale my voice works for
The dialogue seems like good practice but it feels weird trying to do any of the big male characters like Asgore
help
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PM2o87sebL
>>122271042
Are you the NTanon?
I hope you get NTR'd irl.
>>122271131
Yes
And I already did over 15 years ago
>>122271126
You're going to get a lot of vulgar greentexts, probably.
>>122270904
TOP FUCKING LEL.
>ah shit anon got my spicy ass hole sauce all over your butt bro!
>>122270928http://imgur.com/2dBLurw
>>122271097
Its 11AM where I am, but personally Im happy to find a calm thread.Even if everyone is talking about Sans and Papyrus my least favourite characters
>>122271190
so much better/10
>>122271190
Be still, my beating heart.
>>122264848
she's mocking him for absence of genitalia
>>122271224
I'm sorrythat you have such awful taste, anon
>>122271190
oh no is this after he absorbed chara
>that SOUL
>>122271158
>ntr anon is a Europekek
it all makes sense...
>>122271190
Got a source on the artist anon?
>>122271308
I'm not though. I just haven't left my mothers house since 2001. NEET sleep schedule.
>>122270653
Papyrus with a dash of Sans. I'm boisterous but constantly fuck up everything. I fake confidence and try to inspire others. I'm always trying to see the best in everything and everyone. It doesn't matter who you are, I'm not leaving you out. I'll talk to anyone.
My voice carries whether I like it or not, which can lead to embarrassing myself. But I'm sensitive and often get hurt because I have too much faith in others. I'm that goofy friend.
However I'm also tiny, procrastinate and can be a massive hypocrite. I'm a nag but at the same time I can be incredibly hedonistic.
Part of me is breaking because I feel like my own life code of "Some people are in the right place at the right time, but you can make it if you work hard enough!" is being proven wrong.
>>122271313
http://sketchit26.tumblr.com/
>>122271128
I don't know.
But I like your voice. It feels very... narrator like.
when are we gonna flockmod again
>>122271368
Thank you anon.
>>122270653
gasteri hide in dark rooms and you have to bend reality to get to me, and when found i disappear while making a surprised noise
>>122271531also did i post this doodle yet or no https://i.gyazo.com/10aedaaf3200b6b001fffdf8e66ecc23.jpg
>feel terrible and want to die
>go shower and say 'wosh u soul' like a thousand times
>actually feel a little better
thank u woshua.
>>122271531Do you have spiders on your dick too?
xth for fresh booby
>>122271623who doesnt
>>122245415
You are linking to the wrong thread OP.
Give a link to the real last /utg/.
>>122271615
Woshua knows his shit, nothing better then a good shower.
>>122271708
this is an old thread, sometimes people make two at once but it doesn't fall off the board fast enough
>>122262458
kek
>Flowey's parents are Gaster and Alphys
>>122266713
It's nice. We share some interests, play together some time to either some tabletop games or some RTS games.
>>122271845
>2 moms and 2 dads
>>122271705wosh u dick
>>122271925
SCANDALOUS
>>122266713
Things like these make me appreciate just how glad i am to have a dad, and how much i take that for granted.
Yeah i got hit from time to time as a kid, but only when i was a completely insufferable piece of shit, and looking back in the situations around the said events, id hit myself too...
That guy does so much for me and the family that i am simply in awe, i know id probably be lazy to do 1/6 of what he does.
Gotta be a manly man like him tho, so i cant really express it any other way then buying him exotic beers and lifting heavy shit he isnt really advised to try and lift with his health.
Im sad you will never feel that shit anon.
>Replacing bestdad with goat dad
nah
>digging for art come by some faggot post saying monsters dont have sex
>turns out to be some role player? I dont fucking know, RPing as Toriel
>hates goatdad
Bitch you spread apart and dicked all over the castle with the meat rod that is Asgore PENIS!
Asgore made a fucking cave out of that snatch.
I wish I could be a cool internet guy like Toby instead of a nobody.
I've spent so long on anonymous imageboards that I've forgotten how to use the rest of the internet.
>>122272203
The other parts of the internet aren't go great. Grass is always greener sort of thing.
>>122272203
I spent a lot of time on non-anon boards but they are generally more boring and awkward.
>>122272203
Is Toby so much a cool internet guy, or just a guy who made a cool thing?
You don't necessarily have to have much of an e-presence for something you make to get popular.
>>122272173
That sounds hilarious, paste what they said. I always get a chuckle out of seeing people demanding their nonsensical headcanons are true.
>>122269547
Is that tape or something he put on his forehead
>>122272173
Ugh I want Asgore's cream so much.
>>122272296
>have post that disagrees with a point a moderator makes on a controversial topic on a discussion forum
>it takes a month for them to approve my post while short posts that agree with them are approved within an hour
>they wait until the thread dies to approve mine
never again, senpai
>>122272265
It lets you make friends though.
And enemies. I guess that's the problem.
>>122272296
They always feel slower and more boring, and like everyone else already has a thing going and you're just sort of awkwardly there ruining it.
>>122272302
I dunno, he made more than one cool thing. He has his Earthbound hack and Homestuck music too.
>>122272418
Big sexy eyebrows all the girls draw him with.
NEW THREAD WHEN?!
>>122272579
when we hit bump limit
>>122272418
It'snori.
>>122272502
I only made enemies or attracted idiots like flies.I was a top level mod on a game server, and those were the forums. I was also responding to the server owners wife so I guess I expected a bit too much. Still.
>>122272579
Bump limit, son. 750
>>122272619
We hit image limit and thats all we need
http://pastebin.com/m7Z3UVeH
quickly /utg/ think of an undertale character
ready ?oh shit, now it's a mutated fast zombie that wants to eat your brains and soul and the only way to kill it is to blow it's head offhow bad did you fuck up ?
>>122272653
No. You don't need images yet.
>>122272690
some kind of.. summary?
>>122272706
>Flowey
I'm not sure. Zombie plants? Kind of like that game with plant parasites attaching to people I guess. So long as he doesn't have resets...
>>122272708
Anon please, I need to make the sadness go away
>>122272767
Play Earthbound
>>122272767
Then take some happy pills.
>>122272767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ti0e3ZPuAAYou're blue now.
>>122272706
I wanna love small gote, but if he was a fucking zombie out to eat my face i woudlnt hesitate to go "kill or be killed" on his little ass.
Unless i am positive its reversable, in which case id overpower and restrain him till i can get the shit i need.
>>122271294
Say that again, make my day.
>>122272896
You have such awful taste, anon.But such a beautiful skeleton.
>>122272690Thanks, anon
>>122272964
http://imgur.com/zs7kSySyou where asking for it and yeah, i changed my level and name to make it more satisfying, but I haven't killed him yet. You have one more chance.
I want Muffet to fuck me senseless
http://www.shamchat.com/f39e1e7f/
>>122273029
>clicking links when someone leaves threats in the spoilers
I assume you're planning to murder someone. There's no use in arguing with a killer, they just deserve to be put down like the /tasteless/ hotdogs they are. They'll kill because they can and want to, not because they were triggered to do it.
>>122273029
DONT
>>122273059
I can't fell AHGH.....damit
>>122273134
It would be a shame if someone accidentally pressed z wouldn't it?
Come on faggots keep posting, we're almost there
>>122273218
Please NTR Asgore
* 16 left.
>>122273218
What place do you guys think Alphys and Undyne got at the 2X1X nose-nuzzling championship
This thread has lasted such a long time, wow. 7:30 AM /utg/ is strange.
I want to share an updated towerguys before I head off.I hope we hit post limit soon, I don't think I can keep myself awake for much longer
Why are all the artist on tumblr shipping shitters.
WHY CANT I FIND VANILLA ART OF UNDERTALE.
It's getting the point where I'm finding my self hating pictures of sans blushing, so fucking sick of it holy shit every art I come by is sans doing something stupid or edgy, jesus christ stop drawing sans or least off model and out of character/lewd.
>>122273253
WHY? Why Asgore? go ntr something else you fuck.
I want to hug every monster in the underground. Anyone with me?
>>122273218
Ok.
I'm currently in the beginning stages of mapping out a shitty fanfic story. The intention is to be spooky lewd.
God help me because I sure can't.
does anyone even have the new bread in the oven so we can migrate when we hit 750?
>>122273350
I've got one in the oven, just waiting for bump limit so this one can die.
>>122273304
...Please NTR Sans while she jokes about Asgore being so much bigger.
>>122273313
What characters does it have?
>>122273350
I'm sure someone will misfire and post it here like the last twenty threads.
>>122273134
http://imgur.com/ZpqZAy7
I captured the exact moment his heart broke!
Penis Penis Penis Booby Booby Booby Ass Ass Ass
>>122273407
NTR sans? what with his brother you want Asgore to fuck papyrus? what the fuck is wrong with you anon,kill yourself.
>>122273409
Gaster/ Reader
I'm sorry but not sorry, but sorry. Ashamed? I hope I can finish it.
* 2 left.
>>122272706
Papyrus thinks I'm spaghetti, I guess?
Or he wants to give me a big ol' hug. That involves teeth.At least I know his head IS detachable... but I don't know if I could bring myself to do it.
>>122273450
n-no.
Asgore x Tori while Sans watches, crying his jellyskelly tears.
>>122273029
Too late http://imgur.com/ZpqZAy7
>>122273480
Jesus Christ man, there's plenty of ntr porn out there why does it have to be undertale bro?
>>122273350
It's burning, take it out of the oven anon.
>>122273464
>>122273464
>>122273464
Come to Grillby's, kids.
>>122273457
That sounds pretty profitable considering the kind of freaks that browse this general.
>>122273598
Yeah I know, that's partly what's freaking me out.
>>122273480
I don't think Sans would care all that much if Toriel fucks someone else.
He barely cared about her when she died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKk1nkDa8U
Time for a song with no relevance to anything.
>>122270492
undertale hd never
>>122264465
HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS GINORMOUS!
HE IS A FREAK, HE HAS NO NECK!
>>122266590
Weaver darling, please learn to draw beards.
It looks like he tied a broken plastic bag around his chin.