Binding of Isaac General /boig/

Waiter, where is my steak? It's been two weeks.

Change the fucking OP, Azazel got fixed.

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Holy shit it's like I'm playing original BoI again.

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I missed the last thread like a meme

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>>122240228
>Literally 17th time trying to unlock The Lost because I was too lazy to try it
>Keep fucking dying with Judas to anything but Mom's Foot during that fight
>Finally die to Mom's Foot, start Azazerel run
>Get to Satan
>Die to Satan's Foot
>No Lost
Someone give me something to automatically unlock this ghost faggot already Edmund can suck my cock if he thinks I'm gonna keep eating this fucking steak one nibble at a time I BOUGHT THE FUCKING STEAK WITH MY MONEY, I'LL EAT IT AS QUICKLY AS I FUCKING WANT TO.

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Patch notes

Ultra Greed's blank coin health decreased to 50 from 100.
Ultra Greed's key coin health decreased to 60 from 100.
Ultra Greed's bomb coin health decreased to 50 from 100.
Ultra Greed's heart coin health decreased to 40 from 100.
Added 5 new Greed Machine unlocks.
Added Mega Blast item.
Added Store Key trinket.
Increased Azazel's damage and decreased charge time.
Added pop-up text when Isaac gains a transformation.
Head Of Krampus lasers now slowly rotate.
Fixed Lazarus and Lilith's visuals being overridden.

Store Key: trinket, every store is now automatically open

Mega Blast: Upon use a laser similar to the one used by Mega Satan comes out of isaacs mouth. This laser deals massive damage and lasts for approximately 15 seconds.

Cooldown: 12

>>122240505

You have to do every step in order.

Dying to other shit as Judas means you have to go back to step 1.

Enjoy your steak, faggot.

>>122240527
video of someone beating Mega Satan with Mega Blast when

So wait, what the fuck is the point of holy mantle on the lost when you have d4 that will reroll it? Did this fucking retard think any of it through.

>>122240527

>every store is now automatically open

>saves you 6 keys per run, max

It's shit. It's shit, right?

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All of this time, I've been waiting this moment of actual realization that NONE OF THIS SHIT WAS FIXED AND THIS IS STILL ALLOWED

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>mfw the entirety of the greed donation machine

I'm gonna make edmund's kid step on a lego

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>>122240228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JY2KIuTXuC

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I don't like this steak meme

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>>122240584
I've been trying to unlock this flying fuckhead for around 2 days straight motherfucker. I restarted the entire run, front to back, if I died the wrong way. Edmund can suck my cock, I WANT MY FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT GHOST ALREADY I SPENT TWO DAYS STRAIGHT ON THIS SHIT I LITERALLY HAVE LEARNED HOW TO DO THIS BLINDFOLDED YET I STILL CAN'T GET THE FAGGHOST.

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>>122240527
new Greed Machine unlock

>>122240527
Note: Azazel's damage is back to Rebirth levels, but the charge time is still slightly slower. Is still OP.

Also, Greed Mode now has Secret Rooms show up on every floor, instead of randomly.

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>>122240228
I want to sexualize Little Horn!

>>122240716

The best part is Lost isn't even fun.

Savor it.

>>122240647
I don't know, I like it. I usually don't check the shop because I want to save keys for Item Rooms.
Also The Keeper starts with it so you'll have it from the start.

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How is everyone holding up?

When will Fledgemund's bullshit completely backfire on him?

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>>122240705

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lmao

>>122240849
No. My dipshit friends defend him to the grave

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>>122240705
>His final form ends beyond greed.
>We need to go deeper.

>>122240716
yo use seeds. isaac's is easy, maggie's is easy, judas is alright but be prepared to reset if you drop to 1/2 hp, azazel is easy (now) even non-seeded

>>122240717

Good lord, that's disgusting.

>>122240705
SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING SHOVEL AND USE IT ON ULTRA GREED FUCK

>>122240894
>No

>>122240705
>an actual ARG
thank god

>>122240894
What could they possibly say to defend him?

>>122240885
Are you trying to kill absolutely all of its comedic affect?

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>>122240947
Nigger I've been using seeds. I have the first 3 seeds literally memorized, and I could literally do them BLINDFOLDED at this point. My issue is that I either oneshot Mom's Foot, or die to one of the million other things in her bossroom so the "death" doesn't count. I'm even fucking cheating in a Dark Bum at the beggining of every run with a character editor so I don't fucking die to stupid shit before I get there now.

>>122240806
Don't you have a kid to take care of, smegma steak?

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>>122241012
OH FUCK
USE IT BEFORE OR AFTER U. GREED?

>>122240717
really wish box of friends wasn't nerfed

>>122241112

But Edmund thinks Lost is the best and most fun character in the game.

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>>122241087

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Mega blast is neat
you can spin

yep, cheat engine

>>122241223

>not promised to us

Do we even have the 120+ items that actually were promised to us?

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>>122241154
What do you think? Go listen to the vocaroo again.

>>122240360

Found a Health Up pill on the next floor, and it's got sacrificial dagger and whore of babylon.

Which do I take?

>>122240705
WHAT IS THIS FROM OHHH FUCK
SOMEONE SHOVEL AFTER BEATING UGREED PLEASE

>>122240228
I want to FUCK the Adversary

>>122241223

>Not promised to us
>Even with Keeper taken into account there is still less than was advertised
>Ignoring all the bugs

mmm yes edmund give me your cummies your time ckoc tastes so good

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>>122240725
I want to sexualize the Adversary!

>>122241324
Go with WoB since you have brimstone and you'll be killing shit from far enough away to not need Sac Dagger.

>>122241227
It actually made it recharge in 12 rooms the fucking madman.

>>122241440
don't stop

>>122241223
I don't want to fucking think I want the content I've payed for

>>122241223
Does Ed's dick really taste that good? Holy shit it's like they never ever want it to be out of their mouth.

>azazel
>ludovico
>rubber cement
>brimstone circle doesn't bounce off the walls
muh synergies

>>122241653
>brimstone circle doesn't bounce off the walls
Your ludovico is too strong. It keeps the spinning wheel of death stationary

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>Playing as Isaac
>Having a good time so far
>Pretty good damage, pretty good tears, plenty of heart containers, but nothing particularly special beyond that
>End up dying to It Lives anyways because the game decided to say "fuck you" and gave me like 1 heart drop the entire floor and I had to fight IL with 3 hearts

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>Post yfw this secret head is the character in The Guardian challenge

>>122241475

There was a bum on the floor who gave me Lunch so now I can get the dagger too now that I've killed the boss.

Also there was a tinted rock in the boss room with Cricket's Head.

It's almost like there's still fun in the game.

>>122241747
>needing more than three hearts for it lives
Two I could understand, why did you need three?

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nothing fucking happened
i probably should've used it on the regular greed fight

>>122242006
Watch that you need the 1/12 chance for it to proc a crawlspace/black market to get the secret, if there even is one. Just use cheat engine to give yourself infinite spacebar item charges and spam it until something happens.

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>Lost holds the Holy Mantle!

>unlocks at ~850 coins

>>122241858
Wait, what is this?

>>122242006
inb4 it's not in the game yet

>>122242147
did he died

>>122241858
The Keeper in that picture is actually just Revived Lazarus. And the guy under that looks like Lilith without the blindfold.

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I-I'm not having fun guys
This is scary as fuck

>>122242147
did he died

>>122242147
Did I just witness an assassination?

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Why does this key's shape look so familiar

Is this a reference to something?

piratefag here

if i update my game will i have to redo the game again? i remember updating regular rebirth broke my saves

I have all the achievements except the new one 'Mega...' anyone know what the reqs are?

>>122242567
self-immolation

>>122242601
looks like a fetus

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Hot-damn, is this one tasty-ass steak

>>122242601
unown

Who's cuter, Loki or Little Horn?

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>>122242458
Good.

>>122242458
You can press the button in Greed Mode as the lost without taking damage. You don't get as much money, but it's safer.

>>122241012
>>122241330
Confirmed on Cobalts stream. Nothing Happens.

So at what point do i start playing on hard mode.
Also until i unlock the d6 is lazurus just isaac but with an extra life?

Are you a Little Horn or a Big Horn?

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Um, thanks for the choice I guess.

Today is not the today for Kamikaze

>>122243156
When you've done all the normal post-its or you've done everything on someone you enjoy.

>>122242324
>>122242092
Well I can safely confirm that it does jack shit unless the crawlspace theory is correct.
I can't test it because >no cheat engine
I bet it's some faggot who paid the narrator a ton of money to do voicemails for him and wanted to get a rise out of reddit.

>>122243156
the only thing that hard mode changes is less heart drops and more champion enemies (odd colored enemies that behave weird and do more damage)

if you can handle that, go bananas

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>>122240705
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/665359326039556096

>Anti-Gravity Tears on Azazel
WUT

>>122243394
yo it's fucking 47 degress out and i'm blowing the air into my room nigga don't know SHIT about cold

https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/665359326039556096

"finally got home.. and boy is it cold in here, brrrrrr"

Not that we needed it, but I think this is confirmation that Ultra Greed + Shovel isn't the answer.

>>122240360
>>122241324

0Q9Y
WJJV if anyone's sick of grinding through bullshit and feels like going on an overpowered run.

Shop crashed on I think Caves II because I was holding NO!
Dropped it and went in and it had a Magic Fingers.

One late floor had Curse of the Blind with Samson's Chains, and I was fast and could fly so I had to be careful in the womb as I didn't have much life until I picked up Abaddon in a Devil Room. Other than that it was a pretty powerful run. I played Lilith, but fucking anybody could win with the items you get.

>>122240705
it sounds like you should use mega blast on greed's statue

>>122243394
We're not hot

>>122243510
Shouldn't you be boiling hot at that temperature?
>Americans

>>122243648
epic dude fucking epic

>>122243394
>>122240705

You need to take the shovel and use it after ultra greed?
using someone cancerous, like The lost.

>>122243587
How do you get that shit

>Wrath Mode
>You have to go through all the floors, Blue Womb, Ultra Greed's The Shop, both Sheol & Cathedral + Dark Room & Chest
>First 4 floors are XL, with boss rooms being replaced with a Boss Rush containing every boss on that floor.
>Once you beat The Lamb or Blue Baby, you get the Key to fight Mega Satan.
>Mega Satan opens the hatch to Ultra Wrath.

>>122243648
i would use celcius but i don't live in a celcius country, and i don't know the exact conversion

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Knife still doesn't spawn flies in Afterbirth, right?

Poly+Knife is tempting but I hate the Ultra Greed fight with the Knife.

>Little CHAD

I'd rather have nothing.

>>122243792
That actually sounds somewhat fun

>>122242147
skull face is that you?

Anyone have afterbirth seeds for unlocking The Lost?

>>122243982
Still unsure whether you'd want to add more item rooms, have the alternate floors be their own floors, or possibly mix them all together so rooms from any can spawn in that slot.

>>122243982

So naturally it will never be in the game.

>>122243283
Dude grab the kamikaze and blow up that tinted rock. I bet it has a holy mantle under it

>>122243394
It means "I'm continuing to fuck around on twitter instead of actually fixing my horrendously broken game"

Completed Post-its:
The Lost
Eden
Lilith
Azazel
Isaac
Lazarus
Judas
Maggy
Eve

Who do I do next?

>>122244096
The best we can hope for is better modding, which I believe Tyrone teased.

>>122244209
The main man Cain, nigga.

>>122244209
Samson imho 2bqh

>>122244198
to be fair, edmund isn't a programmer

nicalis are the ones fucking up

>>122244337
Alrighty, thanks, I'll do Cain first, then Samson

>>122244209
unlock the keeper

Were crawlspaces nerfed sometime ago or something?

I don't think I've seen an actual item in a crawlspace in months

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>Complete Lost post-it.
>Still don't have Blinding Baby or whatever the fuck it is.

>>122244575

Feels like crawlspaces are more common, but they're also more likely to have garbage in them

>>122244575
Not sure but Greed shows up in the black market like all the time now

>>122244575
just luck of the draw I think, I got a gamechanger in one earlier.

>>122243871
The knife spawned flies as Guppy in vanilla Rebirth, according to the wiki

>>122240228
reminder:
adversary's feet are adorable and should be worshiped whenever possible

>>122244672
>Get dr fetus + triple shot
>try the bomb glitch in the crawl space to get a black market
>it still works

10/10 game edmund

>>122243727
>we need to go deeper and ehwaz don't work at any point on mega greed's floor, at least for samson, gonna try lost.

Did Edmund change how Devil/Angel rooms work with the latest patch?

I've been taking no red heart damage (Blue Baby runs atm) and I'm getting jack all chances.

>>122243871
>>122244721

It spawns flies in both Rebirth and Afterbirth. It just doesn't spawn a lot of them.

>>122244856
ah, shit, didn't see the ">" didn't mean to quote.

here's my problem with with mdmuffin's ARG

at any point during the entire fucking event so far, has something we've found lead directly to another clue, other than some guy in santa cruz finding the phone number?

because it just feels like people scrambling to test random unrelated shit for half an hour before ed drops another arbitrary hint

there's no trigger, he's just saying whatever, whenever

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So what happens when you get the fruit cake + the three-dollar bill?

>>122241112
dude she stamps down in the middle of the screen at the beginning of the fight every time
just walk on some spikes until you're within OHKO range then start the fight

>>122245114
Fun

>>122245114
______fun______________

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>>122245114

maximum fun, just add rainbow worm too

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>>122245230
>>122245293
QUICK SOMEONE TELL ED

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>Curse of the Tower

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sad smol cute meme demon

>>122245103

Technically, all we needed was the new achievement picture for Generosity, then the image it linked to. Everything that was needed to find it was inside of that image on imgur, he just gave us some extra clues to keep it on track. Small things like "it's not in-game". The only really big clue he gave was the picture of the spider looking at the Lost Boys poster.

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Edmund please

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w o r s h i p
h i s
f e e t

>>122245343
>free bombs with safety scissors
>free healing with pyromaniac
It's a bad item, but it has its moments.

Does Azazel benefit from Tears Up?
Because I've got it, 48 Hour Energy and Pill Mimic

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>play greed mode
>get the battery + glowing hourglass + chaos card
>able to fight ultra greed over and over
>donate 30 coins after first fight, then it jams
>use glowing hourglass, beat ultra greed again
>jams on FIRST FUCKING COIN
>does so for every single time

Yeah, nah, fuck you Edmund. I'm using Cheat Engine to keep it from jamming. Eat shit you fat fuck.

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>Pick up ? card with blank card
>Get teleported to an error room and lose both of them
Would of been fine if it didn't happen in the first room of the floor when i was desperate for items

>Pick up PHD
>It drops a Paralysis pill

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>122245514
y-yes master

>>122245481
>kill boss
>exit boss room
>drop a bomb without moving after exiting the room
>re-enter the boss room before it explodes
>Exit the boss room
>Drop another bomb without moving
>re-enter before it explodes
>Exit boss room
>this time hold "up"
bombs should push you through to the middle. you'll need to reload to get out of the middle.

>>122245852

it's a neutral pill, not a bad one :^)

>bring 80 coins to Ultra Greed fight as Eve
>Eve counter is at 2%

>put in 3 coins and it jams

FUCKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO STEAK MEMES
ONLY DESPAIR

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>>122240228
>Speed! challenge bloat and infamy
fuck this gay earth, fuck it all to hell. I lost my knife + high damage + sacred heart run to those niggers.

this games too spooky for me im killing myself

>tiny room krampus
just
why

>>122245894

According to the games, yes.

According to reality, no.

Christ, look at all these latefags who didn't get the generosity achievement before the new patch.

:^)

>>122245989

Greed Mode isn't fun, I'm not playing it at all. When the steak has finished cooking, I'm going to cheat and teleport part of it into my stomach.

This is incredibly silly.

>>122240228
I want female adversary to straddle and rape me!

>>122245908
Just use cheat engine to keep it from jamming. You can find a table that has a script to keep it from jamming if you just google "rebirth cheat engine".

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>>122245908
The percentage is how likely you are to be able to dump all your money into the machine, not how likely it is to jam

>>122245952

So he can have a higher chance to sit at the top wall and rotate his brimstone, unavoidably damaging you. :^)

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May they never fix this exploit.

>>122243792
>Ultra Wrath
>Uses Doctor's Remote/Epic Fetus+Bomber Boy

>>122245908

Did you enjoy that savory bite of steak? Mmmmmm.


Use cheat engine to make it so donation machines don't explode. Nobody will look down on you for not doing 300 runs or so to get to 999 cause of a shitty mechanic.

>>122245514
>no big floppy cock
shit pic

>>122246248
and what exploit may that be

>>122246270
I like it.

>>122246248

>God Head
>Sacred Heart
>Blue Crown that multiplies damage x2

Too bad you didn't pick up 2 key pieces for the Mega Satan fight, though.

>>122246356

When you leave the room or exit the run then reload, the angel statue respawns. So you kill it, get a bunch of key pieces on the ground, then use D6 or dice shard to reroll them all into item pedestals as seen in his pic.

>>122246493
Greed mode yo

>>122245514
and this is the exact reason why people hate footfags

>>122245714
They make your charge on your Brimstone quicker

Does hush, greed mode, and mega stan work now?
People said it crashed earlier today.

>>122246647
Yes.

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>Fruit Cake
>Money = Power
>My tears have a chance to make enemies drop random amounts of money

>>122240360
>filename

Foreverial Tiedup Delitized Earworm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqYeaPEuew

Anyway, are there any bugs in Rebirth that can completely destroy your offense?
Because this one run's been bothering me; it was going great until I picked up Money = Power, after which every boss fight was like trying to crack a coconut with one of those squeaky hammers.
I mean, fighting Monstro seemed to take forever.

I just kinda assumed that one item fucked me over somehow, because I didn't have tons and tons of money.

I won't lose any sleep if this goes unanswered, but I'm curious because it was my first run that started really strong and later went straight into the trash.

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based shovel
based 1 pip room
based ipecac + eve + cricket's saturation bombing

>>122247028
Money = Power is just a damage up. Maybe you just suck at the game.

>>122247028

M=P increases your damage by 0.04 for every coin you have. It wouldn't decrease it because you had no money as far as I'm aware.

>>122246941
Keeper's Head is the new Midas Touch.

>>122240360
>>122247028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBA6ev5HMe4

Ultra Sin time

>Ultra Wrath
>Epic Fetus+Bomber Boy shots

>Ultra Lust
>Lustful Conception because she's pregnant

>Ultra Gluttony
>You fight its stomach like Mom's Heart, 4-way Brimstone that sometimes rotates

>Ultra Envy
>Literally just the entire game mode is dedicated to trimming him down to base size and the reward is a Super Troll Bomb

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>>122247202

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>doing Lillith run on Greed Mode for the unlock
>get to Womb
>low as fuck on health but got 99 bombs on an early floor and a shitload of money
>"it's fine I'll just reroll the shop and stock up on soul hearts on Sheol"
>no re-roll machine or soul hearts
>get to The Shop
>fucking Godhead in my shop
>buy it
>20/20 shows up in its spot

>>122243792
>All major bosses have scaling health

>>122247173

I know what the item does, now.
I only mentioned it because what I don't know is if it would work all retarded with Y and Z, and because I swear it was the last item I got.

>>122247158

Here's your reply.

>>122247202

It was like this but with more enthusiasm and reverence for the power and gifts of the Dark Lord.

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>Devil Room Button on Greed Mode Chest
>it's double Stain

>>122247726
Do people think The Stain is hard?

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>>122247373
Dude, I tried. I couldn't tell your playtime just from one post. I figured you might be a new player, who had no idea what the item did in the first place.

>>122247726

It's kind of disappointing that double Stain is the only devil button fight on the Shop.

>>122247835

Double Stain is hard if they both do their bullet spam at the same time and your damage isn't enough to instantly take one down.

>>122247726
Is it just me or is the 11th wave of the shop floor always double Stain and a bunch of those tentacle things that dont actually do anything?

daily reminder there is still content hidden behind patches

daily reminder you all paid for early access that wasnt even announced

daily reminder edmunds a faggot

>>122248084
>early access DLC

This is the future we choose.

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>>122247959

No problem.
You got me wondering if there's a player out there who could go from room-sweeper to soggy paper, simply by virtue of sucking so terribly.

>>122248313
This looks like something out of that fuckweird image filter generator. I don't remember when /v/anons started doing that shit but I do remember discovering the Dogscape because of it.

>>122248167

>People are defending it.

>Pupula Duplex does nothing for Azazel
"one billion synergies" - mcmuffin

So, how do you all feel about the IRL treasure hunt for content we already paid for ?

>>122248685

playing devil's advocate for a moment

keeper wasn't a promised character. we were promised one character, lillith, who we got at launch

Is there a torrent up for the new patch yet?

>>122248778
Boo this man

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>>122248778

>>122248685
It's utter horseshit, but that's all everyone's been saying.

Y'know, I listened to an interview of Edmund's that he did with NL, and he really seemed not that angry about the dataminers. He actually made a few jokes about the whole situation. I can't believe he was this butthurt all along.

>>122248778
The keeper's unlocks are part of the 120 new items.

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>>122248084
>>122248167
>>122248546
I've abandoned all hope after playing mgs5, unfinished 50 million dollars piece of shit. Glad that Im dont give a damn about fallout 4, or I'd be furious how lazy be
thesda made fallout 4 after SEVEN years. And now we get epic trolled by edmund with unfinished dlc. Truly 2015 takes the cake of unfinished games.

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>>122248685
Just read the threads m8

>Cobalt thinking about doing a lost streak

>>122248864
I actually think it's a pretty cool idea, but everyone should've known what they were paying for, that's my only problem with this whole situation

>>122248885

MGS5 was a clusterfuck, and Fallout 4 is a Bethesda game so it was destined to be casual.

Early Access DLC is some of the worst shit I can imagine in video games.

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>>122246582
footfags are the best fags tho
and
>implying you wouldnt want to lick his feet

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>>122249212
>>122245514
>footfags

>>122249212
and that's how little horn was created

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>small room in Cathedral with 5 buttons
>think I have to hit them all to get out
>run over them
>suddenly 4 red monstros and 2 Husks
>die instantly

WOOOOOOOOW

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>>122248941
>streamers not even attempting to mention the bullshit that's going on
As expected. Also, is it alright if I post images of real medical afflictions in Isaac?

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Is D20 any good in Greed mode?

Well this bites. Was retrying SPEED cause still havn't beat it. Found out that 16 minutes isn't a hard cap, you just take damage every 10 seconds after it. And with Holy Mantle, if you can clear a room (or retreat to a room) every 10 seconds to keep it charged, you can let it take that hit.

Still lost though. Next run, first thing, Gnawed Leaf. Turns out that doesn't work though. I think this is the only thing in the game that can hurt you while in stone form, cause it failed to stop the damage.

Fucking hell.

>>122249212
>>/out/
>>/deviantart/

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>>122249176
You know, I'd appreciate him not lying for a second and confessing being mad about dataminers instead of saying with a smirk shit like "how dare you think that this is because of dataminers! This is all because I want to have an arg!" But he doesn't he keeps hiding behind his filthy lies trying to make up an excuse after another. People calling him out on twitter get responses like "slow the fuck down :)" "eat your steak slowly" like fuck off. He has no will to admit the truth and it makes me really question why I supported this project with money when all I got is a slap to the face.

>Magic mushroom
>Capricorn

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>>122249212

>giant fucking gaper does 2 hearts of damage on contact
ayo what the fuck

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>>122249864
>was about to steak meme
>realize I'm playing right into shitmund's hands
What to do

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>Mega Satan run

>get to the Chest

>Curse of the Blind
>Ipecac
>Lost Contact

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What is the point of this enemy?

>>122250101

sometimes they turn into boneys and get cheap shots off on you

Another patch, another achievement that's impossible to unlock.

What time gate are we on now? The fourth one?

So what does everything is terrible 2 do?

Also that ultra greed nerf is fucking nothing

>>122250215
I think everything is terrible 2 means the fact we're paid for lies and early access dlc that gets added by patches later and it is terrible if you ask me.

>have stage 2 bandage girl
>find box of friends and battery in a shop

sometime the RNG pays out

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>>122250141
Nope, that's a Rotty. Skinny's are just early floor tear fodder, so I don't understand their purpose.

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>Close game
>It crashes

Epic

>>122248084
>daily reminder you all paid
>implying I'm not a filthy pirate

>>122247726
From my experience the devil room button in the chest is always double stain

>butt bombs heal Dingle, Dangle, and fucking Brownie
Welp, that's the last time I ever take No.2

>The announcer is still not fixed
What the fuck

does epiphora do anything with ludovico

>>122250451
What do you mean "their purpose"? They're enemies. You kill them.

>>122250385
Easy as fuck achievement now with Lilith. Real talk though.

>>122241227
how did you use cheat engine to change spacebar item in afterbirth?
did you use the method of getting 2 spacebar items then swapping back and forth and scanning for their item ID's or did you use some method unknown to i?

>>122250651
Enemies serve different purposes in game design. Skinnies are almost completely harmless, so I don't see their point. Is it that hard to understand?

>>122250451
They're just bulkier and slower gapers, AKS takes more damage in return for being even more absolutely harmless, AKA a complete waste of your fucking time.

I just cannot fucking beat Pay to Play. It takes me fucking 50 minutes to get to the cathedral, and no matter what items I get, by the time I'm there I have no fucking damage. I try and try but I can't fucking beat it.

>>122250616

Flush kills them instantly.

>>122250941

That's fine because all you get are two shitty pills to make your pill pool even worse. Don't even bother.

>>122249212
>Thought it was Eve
>I't's EZezal

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>Trivia for Rag Man on the rebirth wiki
>Rag Man is referred to as male in Edmund's design documents.
WEIRD
Also apparently you can encounter Rag Man in crawlspaces.

>>122249212
I want to lick Ultra greed's feet

>>122250101
>>122250778
Their purpose is to restrict the amount of room you have to dodge other enemies. The small amount of creep is to make it harder to weave around them.

>>122249297
Holy shit this pic is 10/10

>>122251407
I've yet to meet him in a crawlspace, but have met him in a bedroom. Can't recall if it was clean or dirty variant, dirty I think.

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>ALT F4 EXPLOIT STILL WORKS
YES

>"everything is terrible" is one of the first greed mode unlocks

EDMUND

>>122251938
What does it even do exactly?

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Is this enough batteries?

>>122252125

but why

>>122252125
INFINITE FLIES

>>122252181
>guppy's head on pedestal
why the fuck do you think

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>>122252181
flies homie

>>122252357
rinse and repeat

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>>122249212
worst fetish.
worse than scat, and piss.
why dont you just fuck. off.

>>122252125
I think that's less 48-hour energy and more 256-day energy...

What is this shit about using we need to go deeper on ultra greed?

>>122252532
Literally nothing happens.

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>>122252524
365*
fuck

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Jesus Christ lol.

Is it really an ARG if we can only take the next step once its been patched in? We aren't solving shit, we're just waiting.

>>122252675
I like that color scheme. Where did you get it.

>>122252675
>lol.
lmao baka senpai totes uncoolies jazzcat

>>122252612
Nothing happens when it's used on samson, or The Lost, in any of the UG's floor rooms, or even after defeating it.
Smegmund just is playng "master trickster" making shitty fake "clues" to content You paid for.

>>122252683
He's literally just doing it to fuck with people because gullible idiots are so eager to believe he's hiding some secret character behind elaborate riddles.

>>122252675
Use the pill.

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>>122252675
>Colored items/stats

>>122252779
I wish your mom used the pill

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>>122252734
>lmao baka senpai
WHAT. What the FUCK. I typed "lmao baka senpai", not any of that desu shit. This is the second time that's happened, my posts are getting changed. Did I miss something? Have I been corrupted by our new japanese overlord? I didn't type baka senpai. I'm going fucking crazy, what is this shit?

>>122252881
fukin rekt

>>122252908

new shitty memes are being filtered to old shitty memes

it's great

i just bought game

how to acquire proficient

>>122252908
what is being filtered to baka senpai?

>>122252908
You remember the old suiseiseki meme? You're posting it, desu.

>I typed "lmao baka senpai"

Yes, we saw it

>>122252908
embrace your inner desu

>>122252908
baka desu senpai

>>122252996
shaking my head family

>>122252990
Learn to dodge. Learning enemy attacks and the priority of which you should attack in what order and how to dodge certain enemies is key to making it far. Expect a lot of trial and error as you go but use it as a learning experience. Learn the items as well since a lot are shit.

Once you're good at dodging and health isn't an issue devil deals are the most consistent way to get good items to make most runs winnable.

> s-m-h and f-a-m are getting filtered now
Please filter all normie text lingo now thank you.

>>122252908
t b h, s m h, and c u c k(old) are being changed to desu, baka, and kek(old), respectively.

>>122252990
Pick up 20/20, kill stuff, win.

baka senpai aaaaaaaa 6978

Get hit 5 times to isaac
Get hit once to mega satan

what am I doing wrong?

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>>122253174
kekold
kek
baka
senpai
desu

Let's see if it worked!

>>122252908
kek

desu baka kek

>>122253280
smн tbн fɑm

>>122253174
Oh yeah, I forgot about f a m (senpai)

get keked fɑm

>>122253364
How did you write that curvey flipped z?

>>122253364
absolute madman

>>122253446
cцcк

there we go

>>122253530

More things to add to my personal filter, thanks.

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so
when am i getting this piece??

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>everyone just testing out the new filter
kek. It'll be odd in the future though, when people legitimately say baka and desu, people will think they're trying to say the filtered words and get accosted as a result.

>>122253582
nice blog post, reblogged

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What a time to be alive.

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YES
I MADE IT

TIME TO FINISH THE LOST POST IT, FIND A SUN CARD, AND EARN MY BLINDING BABY

HORN OF THE UNICORN
BOB'S ROTTEN HEAD
LAZARUS RAGS
PRAYER CARD

TAKING HORN OF THE UNICORN, SWITCHING IT WITH KRAMPUS HEAD AFTER

HERE GOES

>>122253625
I'd take twenty years of weebposting over one of niggaposting any day senpai.

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You can re-roll The Lost's starting holy mantle.

>>122253731
You need a Blank Card too.

>>122253795
Shut the fuck up but you're right lmao baka senpai

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Should I...?

when will northernlion stop playing nothing but daily runs and challenges

>>122252612
>>122252737
Well add Azazel to that list, literally nothing

>>122253880
Why?

>>122253902
>lmao
>lol
These are arguably worse than the ones before and need to be filtered STAT

>>122253871
D4 was a mistake desu.

>>122253951
Sun Card alone doesn't work mate.

>>122253905
I'd at least take WoB, since, unless I'm forgetting something, Cain only starts with 2HP
Although considering how early you got in there, it seems like you'd be exiting into a curse room, so it'd probably be better to just try and get the devil deal to reappear after the boss

desu

>>122254016
Oh fuck. Didn't know. Will keep that in mind just as soon as I can safely get past FUCKING MONSTRO II, GOD I HATE THIS FUCKER

>>122252908
This is what you faggots get for talking like niggers on Tumblr.

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>>122254032
Too late
Rip cain
New personal record to die with a character that isn't The Lost
10 seconds

post more sexy monsters

>beat mega satan with lost before afterbirth
>have to do it again

FUG you edmund

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>>122254096
That doesn't even make any sense.

>>122254096
In this world it's cùck or be cùcked.

>>122254175

What's not to get? There are lots of niggers who use Tumblr and that's where that shit came from. It might not make sense because you're a retard.

>>122254172
>beat mega satan with lost before afterbirth
For what goddamn purpose.

3 dollar bill with ipecac was a mistake

>>122254296
Maybe he got a OP run and got bored

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>>122254243
That's all just conjecture. That way of speaking became popular on social media like facebook and twitter, and mostly through text lingo. f a m in particular has been slang in the UK for awhile.

>>122254531

>living in a third world country

>>122254531

Yes that is why it's called African American Vernacular you cocksmoking faggot.

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>range up

>>122254662
Want to see someone Placebo that with Azazel.

>>122254531
I ended up liking to think about this whole community as a big family desu.

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This Eden run just fucking CAN'T be really happening to me right now

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>get three Pretty Fly
>no damage Hush without even trying

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>>122254637
You're still wrong about it being popularized on Tumblr.

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>>122254852
I started a greed run as eden and got bouncing tears and steam sell
I lost

So does Taurus not work on greed mode, or what?
All it seems to be doing is giving me a speed down

>>122254886

No. I'm not.

>>122255029

It doesn't work on rooms in which you fight multiple waves of enemies (boss rush, challenge rooms, etc)

So no, it does not work in greed mode. Well, I guess it works on the mega greed fight.

>pick up Experimental Treatment
>"SPUN!"
what

>no item like petrified poop or lucky rock that gives you more drops from fireplaces

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>>122255038
Yes you are, you're just too young to understand.