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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122213740
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
Repostan: Help me out; I'm torn. Which set should I get? Both are on the market for the same price.
http://strawpoll.me/5999114
nth for Jeanne
EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 5h5 hours ago
i won 3 out of 15 pubs
What did he mean by this?
S W N L
OG will never ever win a lan
Sumail here.
Don't be at Frankfurt if EG loses
hello, fellow anime fans
>>122230817
D E S I G N A T E D
>>122230723
so if the Eri posters are Secret fangirls and the Maki poster is a Peru fan for whatever reason, who are the Nico posters?
>>122230647
>EE just runs into the terrorists without even seeing them and feeds
>OH NO ETERNAL ENVY GETTING CAUGHT OUT WITH NO BUYBACK THIS COULD BE GEE GEE
>>122230838
S H I T T I N G
>Spell and abilities that pierce bkb don't pierce Rage
Is Lifestealer FINALLY balanced?
>>122230850
Just gays
>>122230850
Australian shitposters that will side with the winning team
The era of honey has ended.
>>122230720
EE means that he won exactly 20% of his Dota 2 public matchmaking games today
>>122230968
Haven't been here since Cyka and Lesh patch
What's this meme about
>yuros
>>122231096
>>122231096
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_(computing)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_operation
>>122231283
Right but how does that relate to EE?
>You will never caress OD's beautiful round butt
>>122230996
gay tbqh
hottest camgirl ??
>>122231407
>You will never tongue his butt clean
WHY LIVE
>>122231407
But I can.I have the demi-hero of OD
>>122231381
EE and Secret are the most prominent victims of honeypot lans
>thought d2g was ruined by the amount of shitposts during lans
>d2g now dropping history knowledgebombs i didnt give a shit during highschool
WHAT HAPPENED D2G?
>tfw missed the group stages today
how did EG do?
>>122231536
>a shitposting / meme community and imageboard
>somehow ruined by shitposting
>>122231786
fuck off newshit redditor
>>122231514
me tooalso sold the item he came with for $140
>tfw EG doesn't play again until Monday or Tuesday
do you thing humble bundle will make some charity bundle to help the victims or something?
maybe we can score some cheap games
>>122231748
Our boys are in, upper bracket.
they properly balanced getting in without giving away too many strategies during this psuedo-honeypot stage.
>>122231897
>deviljho
>jaggia
this nigga gets it
Whats the blue in the back? azure rath?
>>122231957
>honeypot
can you explain this fresh meme to me too
it must have been created during the major right
>>122231957
>they properly balanced getting in without giving away too many strategies during this psuedo-honeypot stage
translation: EG struggled to beat two of the most underperforming teams in recent tournaments
>>122230507
Why doesn't techies have a burkha or turban in any of these pics, and where are the french people running into landmines
>>122232017
Gore Magala
>>122232017
It looks like Brachydios
but if sumail is in frankfurt then who is in paris?
>>122232102
>he STILL doesn't understand the concept of not giving away strats during irrelevant matches and tourneys
>EG is bad they'll never win DAC
>EG is bad they'll never win TI5
>EG is bad they'll never win frankfurt
Thier offlane Abadon has phase boots by 4 minutes against your safe lane. What do you do
>>122232124
so a lan that makes you give away strats?
>>122232268
Yawar
>>122231630
>jugger's score
>that TA
>random sacred relic on Lich
Just what the actual fuck was happening there?
>>122231630
so you hide the names but leave the ID
>>122232295
yes, for shit reward
often salty shitterbads will get furious because they lose real events and win honeypot lans to "make up" for it
but ending in a vicious cycle as they keep losing real events as a result!
>>122232281
Ignore him and keep farming
carry aba is gamelosing shit
he's probably gonna go some retarded shit like mom/basher/sny instead of actual useful shit like mek/greaves/aghs
>>122232102
Struggled? They were in control of game 1 vs VP throughout the whole thing then they threw like retard then proceeded to shitstomp them two games in a row when they started to take it serious.
>>122231897
>>122232017
>tfw the only MH I've played was MHFU and still dumped a minimum of 500 hours into it.
Should I really buy a 3DS just for the new MH? I really miss that game, but if I do get it I might turn away from Dota.
lmao if the shooting was in frankfurt that'd have been hilarious
>>122232571
soon
>be io
>be faboulous
>missed the last OG vs Vega game
Was the n0lans spam fun, d2g?
>yfw n0lans gets knocked out in the first round of loser's bracket
>100 kills in one ult
How is techies balanced?
>>122232542
I haven't played in awhile, but aside from the shitty hitboxes in MHFU, MH4U is considered the hardest MH so far now by most (and definitely up there for one of the most fun imho)
>>122232652
yeah it was
>mfw weebs so easily baited into hating some no name because some other weeb likes him
even NEETs hate NEETs
>>122232461
What if they just win shit lans because that way they get more money since they werent going to win the non honey pots in the first place?
100 DEAD
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Do they still have the spectator drops for this Major? I honestly didn't notice if it was saying the 'x spectators recieved a prize for y event' when I was watching.
>>122232771
woah almost as much as 9-11
you think icefrog will nerf techies again?
>>122232793
Valve has stopped giving out free dota hats quite some time ago
>>122232765
that would be legit except that shit events don't add up to even a fraction of TI + DAC + Majors.
It's incredibly inbalanced towards these Valve Sponsored Events
Yes, DAC was effectively valve sponsored (they desperately needed to shill in china)
paris just called, teachies is confirmed OP
what was fluff doing in paris anyway?
>>122232887
hopefully they work a new item drop system with unique stuff like CSGO, it will be fun seeing the LeLbubs getting buttomnislashed at the dota streams suddenly getting 10x veiwers
>>122232765
>tooth comes out
lmao eat shit fish
someone post n0tail I need it
so i'm new and in one of the previous threads i asked around about what heroes i could main being brand new to this game (~70 hours) that i could stick with for a long time, because i feel like if i main a hero i'll learn more at the pace i want
i got some suggestions for flexible heroes and liked the idea of playing sb, slardar, and leshrac
does anyone else have any input on this?
>>122233184
>ISIS confused normal frogs for icefrog
>>122232542
If you have the money, do it. MH4U is by far one of the best games I've played in a very long time, and it will last you more than a while
>Zai streaming with face cam
>>122233417
>redditor doing reddit stuff
>>122232268
>>122233552
Reddit is actually down right now, their servers can't handle the news influx
>>122233320
just be yourself man
>>122233625
i dont even know if youre memeing anymore
i can never get serious replies without fucking off to reddit
>>122233320
You should play heroes that you think are fun to play
All heroes are viable anyways
>>122233607
>getting bantered this hard
Harden up Princess.
>>122233770
>All heroes are viable anyways
they are, really? sub 50% winrate doesn't mean anything? i actually don't know i'm not jabbing at you
>>122233719
Don't main spirit breaker, he's annoying as hell and for someone new you'll probably just charge in and die a lot
If you have to tunnel vision a few heros, pick very different ones. A good support, a farm heavy carry and a brawler early fighter, learn as much as you can about different aspects of dota so you can help your team out when they're in a role that you now better understand
Ie if you've played carry then when you support you'll better know what he needs and wants, and when you're some early fighter like bristle/nightstalker/whatever you'll know to give your carry space to farm etc
>>122233320
Play Lich, you can go solo offlane, support safelane or support offlane or even go mid if you're an absolute madman.
Skill leveling priority (level the best possible option you have available): Ulti > Sacrifice > Frost Blast > Armor > Stats
Always use sacrifice on creeps as soon as it's off cd during laning even if you're at full mana, use it on the siege creep on the wave it spawns.
You literally can't fuck up your items, your core build is brown boots and a tp scroll, after that you can build absolutely anything you want (except not divine rapier).
>>122233320
sb and slardar are good pubstompers
be sure to buy bkb when steam rolling to prevent lockdowns and give more gold to enemies
leshrac used to be good but he still is with his flash farm, just dont be cocky as tank with lesh from playing sb and slardog(tank heroes)
>>122233857
everything is viable if you're new.
just find a hero you think is fun and play it. you dont need to worry about osmething being op or not.
winrates below 5k average don't mean anything
>>122233857
If you're good at the heroes you like you can make them viable in any situation, theres people who mained IO carry or some other dumb shit to 5k+ mmr
winrates are skewed by a bunch of dumb shit, but yeah there's heroes that are just plain overpowered and some that are weaker, but if you're good at some heroes you will have the best success with them no matter how they are relative to the meta
>>122233889
what are some good "farm heavy carries" that are hard to fuck up?
>>122233948
i think i like lion a little more than lich but lich is probably much easier to lane with
>>122233954
>>122233992
>>122234086
thanks, dudes. i appreciate it a lot
>>122232652
Group B matches, save for when Peruvians were involved, were all very close and fun to watch, but I think that Miracle~ isn't at his top game since this morning, instead he made a huge missplay during the last game against Vega, where he didn't put one of his items inside the courier before picking up an aegis and was without a tp, which led him to having to sell his boots in order to tp (late) to defend against Vega's push, and worse, he got immediately glimpsed back even through his BKB was off cd, leading to the loss of a full lane of raxes and a mid tier 3, which made it extremely hard for his team to leave their own base.
He played well in general, but wasn't as dominating as you would expect, which is sad considering how his team was playing so well, save for Crit game as Phoenix, god that guy is awful at playing Phoenix.
While I don't think OG will lose against Fnatic, it certainly is possible, if these sort of mistakes keep on happening.
WHAT THE FUCK POL DOTARD
200 posts/min
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Frankfurt today.
I missed literally every single match today
someone give me a recap
>>122234512
they're all dead
>>122234512
Everyone was shit
EG saved some strats
>>122234512
invited teams = good
qualified teams = bad
>>122234512
You didn't miss anything only bad teams played today.
Secret are playing tomorrow.
>>122234217
>farm heavy carries
ill just state some easy heroes with built in farm accelerators
gyocopter is on top of my head
luna if you know how to position well
medusa if you can take it to 60 mins
Thank you bots for being on australian servers and letting me break my kill record and my damage achievement. of 18K hero damage.
In less than 16 minutes. Fountain camping so much fun.
>>122234512
Group A was pretty standard, no surprises, it had a very strong team, an inconsistent one and 2 weak teams, so the result was pretty obvious.
Group B was more balanced, three of the teams were mostly evenly matched, so most matches were pretty exciting, and the Peruvians embarrassed themselves and it was quite funny to watch.
I believe in Peru!
>>122234512
160:2 syria won
>>122234658
anything else? i hate playing characters in video games that idon't think look cool
>>122234772
Bots? Can you explain this as to why they have bots in there in the first place? Are they in ranked?
>>122235051
australian servers have bots in non ranked games. Just que in for single draft and other less played Modes.
Fuck the compendium achievements. Only 2 lefts after 3 games. And they have a 4 day respawn timer.
>>122234647
honeypot
>>122234658
>medusa
Just be warned, people will bitch at your for picking her, bitch at you for building any item on her and blame you for losing if they feed like fucking tards.
A lot of matchmaking mongs basically don't understand how the hero works and think you're throwing the game just by picking her.
>>122235042
well play jugg and pa
so basic and somehow cool heroes
just build bfury for braindead farming
>>122235023
pol is so fast only thing i saw was tony posters
hey guys i want to spam a new hero any1 got any suggestions?
preferably a core
>>122234772
Are you solo queueing or what? Are the bots solo queuing as well?
>>122235313
whatever
at his skill level its probably shitfests of mexican standoffs giving him alot of comeback gold
if you are ever affected by the memes of your team youre a fucking pussy, just mute them
>kemal goes live on twitch
>listening to darude
>playing dota
literally the only good muslim
I haven't played dota in like 2 months desu senpai
>>122233184
>>122235313
Treads
Mask of Memes
Radiance
Octarine
Mjollnir
Skadi
Thas the Medusa build of the day. With Radiance and Mjoll and Mjollshield blasting all the niggers down.
>>122233184
probably already been said but +1
What happened today? I wasn't able to watch it
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>122236036
fluff got a sick rampage
>>122234772
I've never actually had one in game, but I do keep getting friend requests on steam from them.
>>122235935
>octameme on medusa
But why
You don't need the cd reduction, the lifeleech is worth jack shit because it doesn't replenish your mana pool, lmao nodmg item on a hero that needs to buy damage.
>160/3 in a 60 minute game
>techies is perfectly balanced
-d2gulag
If /vg/ got ID's how would it change /d2g/?
what's the longest low priority with the new system? is it always have to win 1 or does it go indefinitely?
>>122236627
i've had it where I've needed to win 5 so I assume it goes up even more
>>122236426
someone needs to tweet that kek the pew research stats that show how radical those 1.5 billion are at varying degrees
>>122236591
I forgot to mention you get Midas too to reach the quota.
And Octarine gives 725 Mana which = A bazillion HP on Duser, as well as meaning even when she loses all her mana she'll be at full HP because of all the Radiance and Static Shield and Mjoll procs, as well as erryone and there mudder having 17% miss chance.
And E V E R Y O N E can use CD reduction.
>first guys picks support
>I second pick support
>third guy picks carry
>fourth guy randoms in ranked wtf
>then rerolls and gets an even shiitier pick, Ancient Apparition
>forced to carry as a support because AA is so terribad
>versus a team with three stuns, six slows, and four nukes
>get raeped
>Russian AA blames me
>tell him he's a retard
>starts telling me yeah well who has Ukraine Russia #1 America is burning Putin da bess
I thought this was a fucking meme. Russians are actually like this?
REGION LOCK WHEN
>every decent shoulder item for cm clips with her immortal
>Billions of people dies on Pearl Harbor
>100 die in Paris
>Americans think this matters
>>122230850
The best posters
Alright, which one of you fucks posted this?
>>122237410
Based Bruno
>>122231430
zai?
>>122237410
>Argentina
BRUNO NO
>tfw this is just the beginning of the attacks
>bombs gonna go off during the grand final game 5.
>>122238084
>this was sumail's plan all along
Le ooga booga faec. I'm finally learning to just AFK farm (or go for opportunistic picks) instead of trying to fight fed enemies to no avail after teammates feed the shit out of them.
why are we so dead?
>>122238563
Too busy memeing about other people dying
Is Ishikei our guy?
>>122238563
No e-sports for 8 hours.
>>122238563
PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP WAITING FOR MAJORS
OR
DOTARDS AT POL SHITPOSTING
>Eli fags
>Nico fags
>Maki fags
>on d2g
wew lads
Hey guys I just had a game as Phantom Lancer midlane versus a Windranger. It went pretty well.
I went WB + 2 branch + 2 pulled tangos to lane.
Built Bottle -> Aquila -> Treads -> Diffusal -> Manta -> Heart -> Butterfly -> Diffusal II and had about 620 GPM and XPM. 259 LH to 47M. 12-4-8.
I heard people saying that lifesteal is required for PL but I seemed to get on by just fine without it because I had bottle charges to sustain and the illusions were tanking jungle creeps.
I was just wondering is that farm okay given that I had a pretty heavy mid-game presence as a team fighter. Does lifesteal accelerate your farm any? Or is it a shit item on PL?
thanks
>>122236618
Can you filter by ID? If so, the quality would increase tremendously, at least for me anyway
>>122238347
>Blademail qop with 900 hp
WEWWWWW
>>122236960
of course russians are actually like that
and you haven't even met turkish towelheads or romanian gypsies yet have you
holy shit. they make the russians look entirely tolerable. I've probably tanked about 20 mutes this year alone over turks and romanians. they're fucking subhuman.
Well shit EG probably got their worst possible first round match up.
>>122238563
we're all on /pol/
>>122238846
>posting the worst rabu raibu
>>122238909
pretty sure you can yes. that's why samefags and shitposters dislike IDs even though you're still technically anonymous. it removes the illusion that anyone actually agrees with their retarded opinions.
>>122239157
Just more proof that this tournament is rigged.
Secret gets the easiest group and they get to play an easy ass team in team in the first round in CDEC or EHOME.
>>122235051
they sell the accounts
>>122238846
>tfw 6gb love live folder
I haven't saved a picture since I stopped caring about it last year either
>>122239204
he didn't post nozomi though??
>>122239204
The fuck you just say?
>>122239157
>vega squadron
wow how terrifying.
vega has quite literally the worst support players in the entire game. EG will chew them the fuck out.
how do i know when i should be farming over doing shit as a carry
im going like 0 and 15 help me /d2g/
>>122239419
Unless you can get a guaranteed kills, farm key items then 5man.
>>122230679
>No soul diffuser
HAHAHAHA
>>122239419
If you're going 0-15 you should be always farming. Some games are unwinnable but if you're getting blown the fuck out you clearly just don't have enough farm.
...Or you're mentally retarded. Either could be the case unfortunately. I've seen some of the best farmers in 4k bracket do the dumbest fucking shit in team fights consistently.
>>122238847
satanic is better than heart
you attack to spawn new illusretard
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>122239686
soon, after these majors are done if valve gives us a honeypot patch, like they've been doing for a year, we will fucking go insane
>>122239674
Is the satanic because of the Heart changes? Do you still go Reaver first or do you build the HOTD earlier? What do you reckon should be the ideal build priority?
>>122239686
it's a beta
>>122239458
Fuck off you pedo shit
senpaitachi Ehome or Alliance?
>>122239770
satanic is better because you are in the middle of the fight attacking to generate illusions instead of sending them in like naga
always go lifesteal before reaverretard
but idk not very sure mate
you probably want to have diffusal before 20 mins because of the powerspike
then your yasha because its a farming item, so probably you want to have lifesteal(not hotd) yasha and diffusal as your core
hotd faggots told me its a good farming item but you dont have the ability to waveclear(fuck wildkins)
What is this 1GB patch thing?
>>122240105
give me yous, gulag.I need em.
>>122240105
>1400 hours
>1.5K MMR
do you have some kind of mental disability senpai
>>122239417
But the best offlaner, and EG has a weakness against teams disrupting their tempo.
I'm betting on Vega, just because Mag is there.
>>122240120
our guy loda ofc
>>122240120
LaNm
>>122240105
I calibrated 1.4k. Literally just adopt a playstyle of going to any lane as a Clinkz and ganking the fuck out of people. Make sure you strafe right on top of them and make sure you're near no trees that they can juke behind and just GO TO FUCKING TOWN.
This will bring you from 1.4k to 3k. Guaranteed.
Wraith band + tangos
Aquila -> Soul Ring -> Treads -> Orchid if they have escape/silence/stun skills / Medallion if they're useless pieces of shit
Extend into a BKB. Then decide on one of two things.
DO THEY HAVE ANY FORMS OF EVASION OR WILL THEY? - GO MKB
Do you need to push? Go Desolator.
End the fucking game with 13k tower damage and 20 kills to 2 deaths every time.
>>122239157
Oh man, I hope Mushi and Black can at least get N0Lans out of the tournament on the first round
>>122240239
i used to be shit
played ranked as soon as i hit level 13
did horrible in tbd matches
was shit for a lot of matches
decided to get good
doesnt matter becuase its a team game :^)
but yeah youre righr i must have some mental disability for not starting another account before this whole.play 600000 hours to get into ranked
>>122235042
Play sven, he looks cool, can farm fast and hit like a truck. His only flaw is mobility
>>122240414
>i used to be shit
what makes you think this has changed
top kek desu senpai baka
>>122240473
Which is fixed by building a blink. but hey good luck filling in for his other flaws like attack speed.
>>122240352
Dunno man, Black is great, but his team is shit.
can't wait for tommorow's dota2 games
I see your penis.
>>122240572
There won't be any games because the terrorists will move to Frankfurt.
Also, the earthquake will shift from Japan to Frankfurt as well.
DOTA is done for.
>>122240571
Well, it's a bo1, the same team managed to get a win against Secret at Nanyang, so I'm hopeful
>>122240139
How reliable is PL at farming? Because I can full well admit that although my KDA and farm was okay I still had a decent set of team mates that could five man when needed and knew that roshan and smokes exist.
I'm afraid that I'm just on a positive tilt here and I might not be capable of similiar results if I get a bit of a retarded team.
>>122240765
you kda is mediocre but your farming is pretty dogshitDOGSHIT!!!
his farming is pretty good since you can go to jungle once 6 and farm from there pretty fast.
learn tp utilize manta illus by sending them different locations because they farm decent amount of creeps themselves (they spawn illus too )
>>122240949
Yeah issue was that the enemy team had some blood thirsty faggots that wanted to force fights and push often so I kept getting dragged away from farming to go clean up.
It was either that or they gained map control.
THIS GUY WALKS UP TO YOUR CARRY
AND TAPS HIM ON THE ASS WITH MANA LEAK
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>122240346
yes because that works when you have a lane feeding an alchemist wr or whatever fotm these russian fucktards pick
seriously, im going to start a twitch channel with these games. Everyone streams there 6k stuff like they are hot shit fuck that sub 2k is another fucking world
>if you arent an agi carry you are a support
>heroes can only be supports or carries, just this simple dichotomy
>Oh, you wanted to last pick? well then pick a support because we all got carries :)
>we need tank
>support pls
>omg no wards nice support (people have 0 map awareness)
>omg no missing
>i cant buy wards i am juggernaut
>mid or feed
>stop taking my last hits?
>omg no wards
>gg noob kids
>nice missing
>games where ancients go literally untouched
>camps are never stacked
>no cour gg
>cour pls
>no support gg
>omg noob ks
>i jungle
>Radiant-dire structures are now fortified (Ti2 with less than 30% hp, after spamming do not use that they will try to push high ground)
i can go on
seriously
fuck this mmr
call me baby retard
i dont care
ill keep blogging
>wake up
>Vega won
>playing jugg
>We need wards.
>smug shit support literally says "so buy them"
why? why would you make the carry buy the fucking wards when you have the gold and acknowledge that we need them? fuck
>>122241184
APHOTIC SHIELD
>>122241132
timing on pl:
about 15-17 once you get diffu start killing offlaner push towers and rotating shit
get lifesteal now after that dont join fights until you have manta
most supports have enough levels to kill your illus with their aoe skills, youre pretty weak at this point
about 26 mins
then after you get manta diff start fighting again while farming fast
once you get skadi satanic its pretty much over. you just spam W and they cant kill you
>tfw dota2 is the number one game that pol loves to play
>>122241259
Okay so here's the thing. Alchememe mid is very popular right now because babies who can't farm well under regular conditions like to see a minimum of 800 gpm on their name to feel proud like they accomplished something.
So go clinkz mid and fuck him up. Build a medallion in this case. Pop a ward in his jungle. Go gank him anytime he exists on the map. He has no fucking armor when you medallion him.
Jesus christ I've deleted so many alchemist mainers. I can only imagine how easy it'd be at 1k.
>>122240981
told hard
>>122241618
n-no butterfly?
>>122241659
i saw this in a 6k game
the alc got ghost scepter and clinks couldn't do anything
>>122241649
it's because you get to call everyone niggers and subhumans literally daily every single game and be reported every single time and at most you'll maybe get a 24h mute once a week. try it sometime.
G-Guys
What if the Muslims attack the Frankfurt Major?
They kill everyone
>DC becomes unironically #1 NA because Arteezy gets beheaded and ppd gets blown up by a suicide bombing durka
>>122241843
Yeah so that's when you extend into a diffusal blade. diffusal purges ghost scepter, dust on himself, and is an agility item.
>that razor set looks sexy as fuck
>>122241770
?
i didnt list the 6 slot build so why cherry pick
bf manta skadi satanic diff bot
mkb abbyssal are situational items you fucking retard
>>122241184
>LOUD HORN SOUND
>>122241951
>EG got sumail
>DC Yawar
>OG miracle
>Liquid kuro
RIP murrikan doto and yurop doto
It's cis era now
>>122241184
puntang ina mo
>>122241184
how the fuck did he keep double casting mana leak
it has 10 cooldown
>>122242038
so switch out skadi or bfly with mkb/abyssal
>>122242186
>he doesn't know about the cooldown reduction meme buff with chakra magic
>Team Unknown
>0-4
So this is the power of Peru on LAN... wow...
Why are we still here, d2g? Just to suffer?
>>122242071
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/fa/Mana_Leak.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/55/Blinding_Light.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e1/Keep_kill_18.mp3
noob here, why are carries so hard
>>122242373
>get 30k just for 16th
>le comunism is le good
Fucking reddit man
>Implying DC would have done it better
>>122242373
If only ritsu didn't try to sabotage DC, maybe they could have won some games
>>122242552
its not going to be world war III if there's only one country worth of enemies, that's like saying the Iraq War was WWIII because of 9/11
>>122233184
Roflmao
>>122242531
guys pls help i cant stop feeding
>lvl 1 Reincarnation cooldown is 260 seconds aka 4 minutes and 20 seconds long
>4 minutes
>20 seconds
DUDE
>>122242867
i love WK but i hate that level 1 CD
>get ganked by 3-4 die come back and die again
>now i can't play up or try anything because of 4 mins of no ult
When will icefraud lower itand Tides ult
>>122242960
nobody is going to fucking side with ISIS
>>122242508
>>122242593
>>122242654
why are you guys acting like this is a problem?
don't you guys know that french muslims are terrorist rioting jihadi machines of death and german muslims are peaceful integrated normies?
germans and muslims actually get along fine. Its the french that have kebab troubles. Hell american muslims integrated well too. You guys don't know what its like in france where they run up and down the streets burning cars
How do we make Wraith King viable?
>>122243072
Level 1 needs a shorter cooldown but level 3 needs a longer one.
Most ults in general need longer cooldown times. Some of them are extremely fucking powerful and refresh by the next teamfight. Ultimates are supposed to be big game winners, not a fourth ability.
>>122242508
>LITERALLY clapping to their own demise
Holy shit.
Europe get your shit together. You guys contributed the most to humanity, from agriculture, to navigation, to math and chemistry and art and philosophy, please stop genociding yourselves.
>>122243072
just hold on to the skill point
there's no point in skilling it if you're just gonna die twice
>>122243121
ISIS is already a representation of several islamic states. You might as well be calling it the Axis at this stage.
>>122243182
retard
they fight for their one true god allah
they have the same vision and do what is planned
>>122236960
>picking support in pubs
>>122239117
Have you ever tried the south american servers? You will think everything else is paradise, afterwards.
>>122243072
Tide ult does not need a cooldown reduction. Just fucking farm hard and come out with double ult on an octarine-reduced cooldown. Same shit with DP ult. Euls -> Bloodstone -> Octarine -> Shiva's -> Refresher when late personally.
ppd is cute! CUTE!
>>122243259
Lina has like 800+ free damage on a 30 sec cd and WR ult is on a 20 sec c/d but some ults are 1 mins plus
I don't get the balance here
>based comfyman playing in CDEC aka Chinese pro inhouse
shit that lag must be bad as fuck la
>>122242867
>>122243072
WK is already one of the most annoying heroes without any buffs.
>stun that's good at all parts of the game
>two skills that make him rightclick like an absolute madman and synergize with eachother
>so hard to kill that even EE can't throw games as him
>when you die you cast a free maxed upheaval and just come back at full hp and mana
>retards always feed him
>>122243601
>so hard to kill that even EE can't throw games as him
>>122243461
who/where is this de dedusg from
>>122243460
>tfw will never be someones catgirl
kill me ;^;
>>122243430
>implying your average pubtrash will let a tide farm
>>122243403
mudslimes get along just fine with the fourth reich m8
its like you're comparing jews in morocco with jews in afghanistan
>>122243729
RNGstone
>>122243430
>bloodstone on DP
Please no
Just go strait for memecore after euls and if you need even more hp get skadi instead of bloodstone, or go euls -> atos -> memecore.
>>122243461
>FREE
>>122243810
>tfw you stack your own ancients
>come back to some retard on your team farming them with 5% hp
>he gets ganked
xd
fluff.. what have you done..
>>122243072It's still shorter than Chase's resurrection time by a long shot.
>>122241259
>yfw i could pick any hero and build anything and still win in your mmr from minute 1
just get good you dogshitter rofl
LOL US GAMERS
>>122242027
yeah he got that to but the alc was so farmed at that point it didnt matter
>Satanic+Heart = STR megaitem
>Bfly+Eblade = AGI megaitem
>Bloodstone+Octameme = INT megaitem
now what actives/passives should they have?
>>122244429
Not that guy but you've obviously never played in the trenches
The only way you can possibly win down there is if you play someone who can carry very quickly, and push for an early win. Otherwise your retarded team will fed an almost equally retarded legion/slark/shadowfiend etc until they become retardedly strong and you get steamrolled no matter what you've done
>>122244506
probably had competent supports stacking for him and just snowballed too hard. Probably picked up plenty of kills from retarded supports on clinkz side. oh well. can't always work out. but that's generally a good plan at shitcan brackets like 1-4k
Which hero would you pick to protect you from muslims?
I'd pick Abaddon.
They'll just suicide onto the Aphotic Shield.
>>122244670
this desu
t. currently climbing out of 2k by spamming SF mid
>>122244670
>you've obviously never played in the trenches
i have but i did this thing called getting good, it's what good players do. people make extremely obvious misplays and generally have no idea what they're doing in comparison to your own rank, even 3k players can wipe the floor with 2k shitters - that's how the mmr system works.
>>122244576
Carry over all passives. The actives on the strength item should be an AOE anti-regeneration aura that steals all regen in the area and applies it to the hero that activated the item. 6s duration. 40s cd. Huskar healing? Mine. Mek? Mine.
>>122244748
>not picking le balanced Chuck Norris of invincibility
>>122244830
You're really not getting the point, nevermind mate
>>122244748
Naga, she would just sing and we could leave
>>122244748
omniknight or kotl would probably do the job gladly
>>122244850
*tips Diffusal*
>>122231147
>somewhere, someone in america truly believes this is true
amerigan edugayshun :DDD
>>122244748
TA. Refraction charges and meld. Good luck finding me shit skins.
>>122244748
Winter wyvern
Cold embraced protected from everything
get to bang that wyvern pussy as well
>>122244874
the point is you think that the game isn't 1v9 at every single stage of solo mmr, and believe that you're stuck in a 'trench' while players higher rank than you have it easy, when the truth is they're just better.
quite disgusting tbqh
>>122244748
>tfw I am still 49 wins / 16 losses with CARRY Abaddon despite not playing this shit game in over 2 weeks
>tfw that still equals to a 33 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
>tfw you will never be good enough at this shit game to have such a win-loss ratio with your favorite hero in order to protect yourself from kebab attacks
>tfw I am the best CARRY Abaddon in the entire /d2g/ and I'm so fuckin' gud that not even fucking ISIS would dare to go up against me
>tfw I am the chosen of the mist and I literally am laughing at all you bunch of shitstains
Life's fuckin' gud, man.
So fuckin' gud.
post your favourite sea hero (eg. naga, slardar tidehunter)
>>122244670
Not that guy but you can win easily in the trench by picking support and playing well.
>>122245073
>HE HASN'T PLAYED A SINGLE GAME SINCE
L O L
Servers are shitting themselves tonight
>>122244748
Disruptor so I can glimpse them back to the middle east
>>122244985
acid spray and tell alch to give me the potion he uses to ult the ogre, i'll just regen and heal up all my damage
>>122245130
Game is fucking shit, dudester.
Why would I even play it?
Declaring war on isis when
>>122245073
49 to 16 = 33 to 0
wut
>>122245362
>implying European leaders dont know ISIS is run by the US and Israel
>implying Eurokeks don't consider bombings and rapes to be cultural enrichment
how to make abaddon good
Aphotic Shield burst radius from 675 to 675/1350/2025/2700
>>122234772
I got 51 legitimately, step it up scrub
>>122246050
It doesn't hit in fog anyways
>>122246050
just make it absorb a little more
>>122243072
>tfw you are the king of wraiths
Honestly the long arse cooldown on level 1 ult is just about the only thing that keeps him from being mega pubstomper tier.
Totally agree about tide's ult. WW's ult is at least as impactful and has a way lower cooldown, is icefraud ever going to fix the disparity?
>>122246050
>>122246283
>>122246365
Abaddon is fine you mongoloids :
>>122245073
49 WINS - 16 LOSSES
FOURTY NINE WINS
TO
SIXTEEN LOSSES
CARRY
A
B
A
D
D
O
N
>>122246490
i didn't say he wasn't fine, i have 100% winrate with him
i just want his shield to do more damage
>>122246467
That's because WW is overpowered as mother fucking shit, not because Tide has too much cooldown. Ravage is still a really powerful ultimate.
>>122245073
>tfw that still equals to a 33 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio
dude wut
>have 101 wins and 100 losses
>that stills equals a 1 win to ZERO loss ratio
How do you make tranquils not shit? Most heroes just dont need raw health regen and benefit much more from other boots.
>>122246612
True that.
There are a bunch of big, fight winning ults out there on non-carry cores or supports with a huge arse cooldown, and I get that from a design perspective, but then there are some that are still hugely impactful and fight winning but are always ready to go, and it really needs to be consistently one or the other. Can supports/low priority cores contribute to every teamfight with a big ult or not icefraud? Pick one.
ugh what the fuck just when you thought he couldnt get uglier
ded thre
>>122246960
fucking eww
>>122243259
At the least WK fucks himself over by somebody getting a Necrobook.
Or two, lategame.
>>122243601
Him, Omniknight, and several other heroes would not have their insane winrate if Necrobook was a commonly built item on cores.
I am not saying Necrobook is a good item, I am saying it fucks a few specific heroes over really hard
>>122244748
furion
I'd just tp out
>someone picks OD
>dies 5 times in 12 min
>ends game with treads+ulti orb in inventory
every
fucking
time
what if you could cast alchs ult on allies?
>>122247456
it is a shit hero
>>122247537
mite b cool as an aghs, esp if you're playing pos 4 alch or smth. wont happen though as reddit have determined that alch is OP
>wake up
>yuros LITERALLY blown the fuck out in paris
>yuros about to be METAPHORICALLY blown the fuck out in frankfurt
>>122247537
He'd be an OP support instead of shit meme-mid.
>be europoor
>get shot
>>122247746
based murica
>>122233718
It's true, Australians are infinitely worse than Americans, despite how much yuropoors complain about Amerifats
FWOSH CAN YOU START STREAMING PLEASE?!
>>122247943
this desu
also if u could wear something revealing and act kawaii it would be great
>>122248018
Natural Fwosh is kawaii enough. Just start streaming, thanks.
>>122248143
this is literally fwosh
>>122246960
>that earthshaker vs EG
Why is Mushi on support again??
>>122247456
he may be shit but at least he has >>122231407
I was the cocky sphere juggler. What went wrong?
hey guys compile your best games and post em
>>122248401
You got dumpstered mid that's what happened
>>122242884
Because of how the refugees got there.
They were SAFE in refugee camps in turkey.
But no, turkey wasn't good enough for them, they had to go to Germany instead.
Getting to the US when it's on the other side of an ocean is another story.
>>122248201
I don't follow
>>122248404
wow i forgot my image
>>122248486
Oh.
>>122248506
stream
>>122248401
Did you even leverage your aghs?
You should have casted all your spells in about 12-14 seconds, and starting with Coldsnap, and then recasting coldsnap after all the spells.
>>122248497
there's already millions of refugees in Turkey, there's no room. Meanwhile, Europe is thriving and full of space :^)))
>>122248632
I got it at level 14. And if I understand the buff right, that effectively makes it as if you were level 17, so I don't think that was the problem. If you meant refresher, soon as I got it they started focusing me before I could ever get to use it.
THIS THREAD IS 4 (FOUR) HOURS OLD
>>122248615
I'm not her senpai.
One of these is a picture of Mushi and the other is a picture of the surface of the moon. Can you tell which is which?
>>122248751
No, I meant what the Aghs upgrade physical do for invoker.
It allows you to get of all 10 spells in a teamfight, instead of 3-4.
If you are not using it for that, its a waste of gold.
Look at it this way: You could have gotten a Mjollnir instead to leverage Alacrity.
>>122241951
>implying Sumail isn't a sleeper agent
>>122248910
lmao two mushi
>>122248910
He was ugly before, but now he's just outright difficult to look at, Jesus Christ.
Angel hero when Icefrog?
>>122248910
I wish he would return to China. He was a fucking God there.
>>122249816
Huskar is basically a walking single-target Jihad
>>122247456
>>122248371
Can people explain why OD is so shit? I haven't played this game too much. Is he viable at the lower level? Why or why not? Do you guys think he'll be fixed by any future patches?
Why the F was Dendi not invitred to the frankfurt major?
>>122249905
Washed up walking meme
>>122246960
With a mug like that why do you think he rapes so much?
>>122249891
I could imagine him raping lower mid 2k because no BKBs
>>122249996
I meant more like 3k up to low 4k.
>>122250025
>reddit frog to reddit post
It's like pottery
>>122249891
>no escape
>no way to farm
Unless the enemy team consists of five strength heroes with no escapes or mana pool, there are better heroes to pick.
Holy crap n0lans got kicked out of the LAN already.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>122250202
I just wanna play the coolest looking hero in the game so badly
>>122249891
He dominates the lane... that's the extend of his utility.
>But anon, he does insanes ammounts of damage.
So does several other heroes.
>He has a 4 seconds dissable.
That makes the target invulnerable... truth is Astral Imprisonment has quite some utility but is just not enough to justify picking him.
>Muh epic infinite aura.
Kotl and CM do it better
He also has no way to flashfarm unlike most current meta heroes, not to mention he gets crushed by Alchemist, defying his only purpose. Is not that the hero is plain bad, he just currently doesn't fit.
things sure are blowing up for yuros
>>122250271Me too bro.
His lines are really cool, but the hero inside is just so shit
I also dont have a single OD reaction image in my fuckhuge folder, that's how unpopular he is.
>>122250202
even if he was against 5 strength heroes, they would all have BKB or some shit
>>122250063
You can definitely outplay them with eul's astral.
>post yfw all of the best Dota teams get blown up by Isis
If I use Tempest Double then refresher, then Tempest Double again, will the second cast override the first illusion or will I have EPIC THREE OF EVERYTHING LULZ?
I seem to understand that a second cast would override the first one.
>>122250531
>>122250262
Not yet Merem. But really close.
>>122250025
is there a French LeL team then?
>EG wins
>euro loses
>euro loses again
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJYVtPLDY80
Will yuros finally stop being c-uckolds after today?
>>122250390
I guess we can hope they buff him into relevancy.
Oh well. At least I have OD___porn___
>>122249620
All these colors
And not one interesting design
>>122249587
That's because if you play with bad players or players at the same level of skill aka SEA region you dull your skills or never improve them.
This is also prevalent in the NA/SA scene.
The big deal right now is EU and China. From there you can play at a higher level and thus keep improving.
My question is; when will the western scene actually adopt the Chinese way of playing?
All the players stay in the gaming house and they actually play together so they improve synergy and actually workout their flaws with each other IRL
>>122248497
is this true?
why are they so picky fuck
>>122250931
It's not supposed to be interesting you dunce, it's supposed to be cute.
>>122243601
>pick le balanced kitty cat of many illusions
>build le epic mana burn dagger
>?????????????????????????
>profit
>>122250931
>expecting copypaste saucer-eyes bobblehead japshit to have interesting design
fuck jap animation desu
>>122249587
>Mushit
>Good
ROFL DID YOU SEE THAT ES
>>122251031
Because half of them are just trying to plunder first world countries.
When they get to the refugee centers in germany, they complain about slow internet/no TVs in their rooms/don't like the food they're given for free.
The worst part is that illegal immigrants in the US are less shitty yet these people are given not just asylum but free shit from the government.
Fucking meepo fed all game then threw a rapier which I grabbed as DK and I then died then bought back and got it off juggernaut again.
fucking shitstain meepo next level played it and gave the opportunity for me to step my play up a notch.
>>122251268
>0/22
>>122251268
did you lose mmr or something? why so low
>>122251268
I hope you get out of the shit tier, dude. It's a hellish climb
>>122251307
this is the meepo's account.
>>122251365
gaining mmr hopefully will finally break 2K again and then reach 4K sometime eventually.
One can dream.
>>122251268
Are people legitimately this low mmr or are they actually good players who threw on purpose to get there for fun?
>>122251380
Syria is in the middle of a civil war senpai
7ckngMad could have died today, wild.
>>122251268
you're playing at 1k mmr so shut the fuck up faggot. how are you not 40/x? ROFL
>>122251410
people in sub2k mmr are literal retards, like a 5k player could go afk for a good portion of the game and still end up more farmed then more of the players
Hey
>>122251457
lol i forgot
now they are just taking advantage of the food on the table
>>122251380
They are, to the best of their abilities.
But people are being "refugees" even when they're not from countries that are currently warzones. The whole "helping Syrian refugees" thing sounds a lot less altruistic when half of them aren't even from Syria. They take up resources from the people who actually need refuge.
>>122251457
well maybe they should fight the fucking war instead of trying to get free shit and women
few more hours til SWNL
>inb4 there are attacks planned in germany tomorrow and they target the major
>operative "s-allah" is activated from within
>>122251504
>no compilation of the photographer with the skintight jeans and fat ass
or was there? if so you know what to do
>>122251051
pray tell, how are the masses receiving such an approach?
>>122251583
hambagah?
>>122251606
I beat you to it
>>122249032
>>122250931
they all have the same face too
>>122251649
it literally broke anime sales records for the 21st century
>>122251649
Well, my kind gentlesir, I don't base my likes and dislikes on what other people think of something so I simply cannot tell you, most unfortunately! Good day to you *tips*
>>122249620
Love Live sucks shit
>>122251470
yeah but not everyone who gets stuck in the shit tier is a 5k player
>>122251862
Cutegirl shit is the lowest kind of weeb shit. It's for people who are not only so low they prefer fantasy to real life, but even prefer one of the most boring fantasies ever, just being surrounded by women because you can't think of a more worthy endeavor than sex.
>>122252203
Ya so
Why would muslims target the Frankfurt Major, a dota 2 event about video games?
>>122251791
well then bretheren, it is unfortunate that your response is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, and frankly has no purpose.
However your displeasure at my condescending inquiry provided much personal amusement
>>122251862
all "cute girl" anime shit sucks
>>122252203
this x1000
if you watch this shit you are an actual molester of the arts and a terror to all that anyone good has ever held dear
>>122251684
You are Mother Fucker?
>>122252389
sumail will call it off if EG continues to do well.
>>122252321
>Mami is #2
>Ami is #12
what is this shit
in vega vs OG game
is nolan keep shouting?
There are people in this thread that don't want a real loli in dota.
>>122252535
Ami is a lot more childish also her hair FUCKING SUX
>>122252409
Refrain from identifying me as your brethren forthwith.
>>122252579
there's a game for pathetic shitters like you, it's called league of legends
>>122252620
Cool wacky pic.
>OG lost twice to Vega
Guys what do I talk about to this asian cutie who started messaging me
does dota imba still crash?
>that feel of complete and utter satisfaction just before hitting a longrange Raze on an enemy with 100 hp
nearly 10 years of dota and ive yet to find something IRL that feels this good
is anyone playing dota right now?
>>122253458
"ay bby wanna sum fuk"
>>122253458
ask her what her favorite meme is, then tell her yours whether she asks or not
>>122253496
hitting that clutch sunder on an earth shaker who blink echoed and comboed you.
>>122253458
invite her to play some dotes with u xp
>>122253458
she's trying to scam your money
>>122234143
>millions killed on 9-11
KEKerino imho
Rusts is kill?
>>122253785
>nico
>not shit
lmao mate
>>122254046
Who's dat
>>122252620
>>122252620
how is that dog running so fast?
>Terror attacks, 150 killed in paris
Whole world is in solidarity, Obama makes a public speech, whole of internet talking about it
>Terror attacks, 120 killed in ankara
a few news articles
Wew, I'm sure it's just because 30 more people died.
>>122254150
I've got your number, kid.
>>122254336
#whitelivesmatter
>>122254328
bought boots when he spawned because he's good at this game
>>122251054
>WK builds BkB
>3 hits your noarmor clone
>takes rax, takes ancient, fucks you're waifu, and ruins everyone's day
Wraith King's pretty OP late game. If you can't kill him early by late he has counters to all his counters.
>WK with Refresher, Octarine, Blademail, BkB, Aghs, Moonshard and Consumed Moonshard
>literally never fucking dies
When is Sing's stack going to get picked up by mouz?
>>122254380
why do all ISIS videos look like SNL skits?
>>122254728
upvoted
>>122251425
>gain 400mmr in a week
>finally I'm climbing out of this shithole
>next 10 teams are all braindead retards from Russia or South America
>lose 400mmr
I'm definitely not 5k material. If I had to guess I'm around 3k. But man I can't carry four retards, especially since I prefer playing support. I can just cheese it with Omni but I'm getting tired of playing him. Maybe I should just Wraith King offlane, maybe I can carry with him.
>>122254793
> If I had to guess I'm around 3k.
If you were 3k, you'd be in 3k. You're marginally better than your teammates at best but if you were really better the shit tier bracket would be child's play
>>122254705
When is going to give up being a washed up shitter and turn tricks on the street?
>>122253986
But we're both poor college studentsand I'm black
>>122255079
post benis
>>122254596
>moonshard and consumed moonshard
Just get get a mjollnir, hell a fucking mkb would be better than that memery
>>122255079
Fucking negro.
Get the FUK out of my gulag.
So guys, which hero would you consider to be ones that have no true counters. As in, those heroes that can be picked regardless of enemy comp
Was in the middle of practicing Ember in normals and get very harsh awakenings on just what wrecks me in lane
>>122255079
post tummy
i'm new and i like niche / brawler heroes like clockwerk and slark
what else is fun
>>122255649
Bristleback.
i honestly dont know how i should go about farming, gaining the exp.gold i need as an offlaner
moving from lane to lane and knowing how much mana you can spend how fast you can kill
i wish there was a way for me to understand it better because im always like 71 last hits in a game offlane
>d2g
>white
>>122255649
night stalker
>>122254957
I disagree.
What are you supposed to do when you're losing rax at 15 minutes because your team is that incompetent? Or when you get dived and nobody teleports in.
Or when someone says they'll support and never does anything support like.
Or when people pick shitty heroes and say they're good with them and then feed relentlessly.
If it's just one guy doing bad, ok, but when the entire team is full of cuktards I wouldn't even believe were 1k and this happens game after game what am I supposed to do?
I'm pretty bad, but I'm not THIS bad.
>>122255863
You've just gotta keep playing mate, it'll come to you.
Watch streams, offlane will always have a tough time because that's the natural way of that lane.
Just keep at it mate.
how the fuck is tinker balanced
why did icefrog think making the game 4vs6 was a good idea
>yuros
>LITERALLY blown the fuck out
ayyy
>>122240564
mask of madness early and moonshard late
>>122255863
Try to get a vision ward to see where the supports are, or support because you seem like a shitter and shitters usually dual lane. If you're up against a tri lane and theyre just standing there zoning you out then thats a win.
Always try to get in EXP range. Always take note of where supports are. Honestly you can carry a game pretty hard in the offlane.
Just try to put this idea in your mind. If you're not ganking, you better be getting last hits. Don't just sit around doing nothing. Don't fuck up last hits for no reason when you're free farming in the mid-late game.
>>122256251
huh?
>>122255969
Just a reminder that the enemy team is supossed to be as retarded as yours, if you can't abuse the skill-gap then there is not really that much of a skill-gap.
Heroes like Slark are considered pub-stompers for a reason, if you get good enough you can keep catching out-of-position enemies.
If you really are that better than the MRR you have then heroes like Slark, Weaver, Riki, Bounty Hunter, Templar Assassin, Windrunner among others can help you climb MMR, I would advice you to try to master 3 to 4 heroes at a time rather than a single one.
>south american on team
>he ruins the game
nice game valve. if there was another game i could become addicted to, i would drop this piece of shit in a heart beat. im not giving you another fucking penny until you fix this. the destruction of our servers and having 1 out of 2 games be a complete waste of time because you refuse to fix this situation is no longer acceptable. enjoy your dead US servers you arrogant fucks.
>>122256510
That's the part that confuses me. When I play I either get the retards or I get put against retards. I don't see much middle ground. Either the Invoker is just right clicking or he's using tornado into meatball ice wall then invis to escape.
Or the Riki is retarded and keeps feeding or knows he can get rid of dust with diffusal blade.
And the retards are on one team or the other, never both it seems like.
>>122256526
>lvl 1 jinada
Epic.
>peru is probably knocked out already
oh well
>vengeful and slardar lane together
>they get anally-devastated because me (antimage) wont gank their lane 6 minutes into the game
>they feed themselves and couriers
>do nothing but shit talk and give up before the enemy team even has a combined 5 kills
Can we have solo queue now please?
>>122256998
Why is this confusing to you? How?
>die a shitton
>have no gold
>like 200 bounty
>kill me after getting 1 assist
>450 gold
What the fuck is this algorithm. It makes no sense.
>>122257036
>unranked
>brown boots bf
What in the fuck
>>122257036
this game desperately needs region locked solo queue or it every first world server will die
>>122256783
In low level games is easier to snowball out of control because the worse players do not have the capacity to realize they need to stop going to the jungle after getting solo killed by the BH for the third time.,
Also, by having a good game you get authority to command your team with simple instructions like "go defend bottom" or "everyone gather and go roshan", chances are someone will not listen, but you don't need them, I've carried more feeders than I can count.
Granted some people are too heavy to carry, but a common mistake people do is thinking they can achieve 90% winrate but that's impossible, as long as your winrate is above 50% you are increasing your MMR.
>>122257208
>18 minutes
>battlefury and brown boots
not horrible for a pub to be honest family
>aghs blink weaver
I have transcended beyond memes. Good bye d2g. I ascend to a higher state of memeing
>>122257708
>no octarine
So close.
>Support Chaos Knight
viable?
>>122257872
>Anime Chaos Knight
viable?
I hate how supports are so strong now and getting kills are the only real way to make money.
Dota was more fun when just punching creeps and avoiding fights was a viable strategy.
>>122256460
paris
bombs
>>122257872
>>122257984
>chaos knight
>viable in any situation
pick one idiots
>>122258086
Nessaj has always been viable
?
How do you fix this Hero?
>>122257984
>exposed flesh
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>122258236
>CK
>viable after the tether nerf
lel
>>122258237
twos become threes
threes fours
fours fives
Reminder that the honeypot era has come to an end
Time to put up or shut up in an event that matters
>>122258237
75s ulti cooldown
>>122243253
Wraith Delay no longer requires a point in Reincarnation for the aghs upgrade to work. It now has its own ability icon and everything. This makes it more like other aghs that give a new ability, and rewards skill point hoarding.
Okay, this actually doesn't change anything. It just satisfies my desire to see more passives.
>>122258553
His aghs is fucking broken
What if wisp had a stun?
Would that balance him?
>dark seer is back
How does this pointy headed purple nigga keep coming back?
>>122258237
Armor reduction from Chaos Strike increases to 5/6/7/8
Reality Rift now reduces enemy armor by 5/6/7/8.
Chaos Bolt now reduces enemy armor by 5/6/7/8
>Applying -24 armor debuff on their main carry
>One Rift + Crit = ded
>>122258880
>take a powerful hero
>make him better
Literally icefrog.
>>122258880
Tether used to stun i believe, it was pretty broken.
>>122258908
Vaccum is the best non ultimate spell in the game
Can't prove me wrong
>>122258880
Thether used to stun newfag.
Now fuck off.
>>122258880
His tether used to stun, which got nerfed to just a 100% slow because apparently you can relocate in such a way that the hapless ganked target would get stunned.
Given that Tiny is usually paired with Io, this was an easy avalanche and toss
>>122258908
War never changes.
>>122258973
Did someone say best non-ultimate spell?
>>122259080
Shh, don't let them nerf my free first bloods.
>>122258880
What if wisp did damage?
>>122258989
>>122258970
>baited this hard
wow
>>122258973
Hi.
>silence
>misschance
>MS and turnrate slow
>>122258973
>nipples
normies need to fuck off
>>122258973
Oh
When is EG playing again
Hey guys, Redditor here. I heard you guys have great Shitpostsa reddit term for a meme or joke postand i was wondering if you could share your best ones with me
I'll start with a reddit one - Volvo (it sounds like valve)
>post yfw Alliance don't win a single game
How are drums even balanced?
>>122259530
good honeypot post
>>122259530
well if you post something retarded with picture of nolans attatched people will think you're some edgy anime guy
I became a wageslave two weeks ago and I didn't even realize the majors had started.
Fugg.
>tournament starts at 4am eastern
how are americans supposed to watch this shit
>>122259749
>caring about the third world coast
>>122259639
not like you can watch it anyways
nice start time valve
>>122253745
hitting that guy two steps from his fountain with aa ice blast is up there
>>122259563
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda. The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on
>>122259451
Sorry invoker, but everything you got except quas wex and exhort is a sub spell of your ultimate.
>>122259845
at least we're not getting shot at :^)
>>122260000
The quads almost invalidate how sad and pathetic you (or whoever wrote this) must be to have actually put in time writing about something like the scenario you described.
Almost.
Here's the hard fact: you might know who Kelly and Loda are but I can guarantee they have no fucking clue about you.
3 hours until our guys play
are secret anime?
Who's the most relevant easy mode support
What the fuck is this?
>>122260385
pit lord
>>122260218
Blonde EE could work
>>122260218
Sup Reddit!
>>122260465
name a team that isn't reddit
>>122260447
;(
will pit lord or arc warden ever make it in the game?
>>122260596
ppd is a hardcore redditor lad
>>122260779
So how was your last game d2g?
>got shit on pretty hard in lane because Invoker knew his spells, tornado into emp into riki cloud = ded
>mid also lost pretty hard
>lost 2 towers in 5 minutes
>lost 3 in 10
>didn't give up
>they do a bad initiation on our mid rax and we get 4 of them, push through all three mid towers and get melee rax
>I'm 0/8/1 at this point because every time Riki sees me he four hits me
>skullbasher at 25 minutes, stunlocked then ded
>sniper kills Riki every single time he does it
>more Allahu Ackbar Riki
>more kills for Sniper
>spend at least 45 minutes sieged in total
>game lasts 1:30:00
>whittle them down after every failed high ground push
>eventually Megas and they can't siege anymore
>I have never died this much in dota before, even in customs
I mean. We won, but I feel so drained after that. I'd basically get off my ult if I was lucky and that's it, a few tp's/escapes stopped by Euls, silenced a couple guys, never really got to silence Invoker who I bought it for because after 40 minutes he just hung back and threw tornados and meatballs from the backline.
Just, such a draining game on me. I kept wards up through it all, threw out heals and graves as much as I could, but this suicide bombing Riki was intent on killing me every single time. Then dying to Sniper every single time, it was as funny as it was frustrating.
this radiance manta alch meme is actually so ass
>>122260853
ur actually so ass
>>122260879
ur ass
Why is there STILL no porn of dota 2 heroes?
>>122258973
It's Metamorphosis.
>>122260851
>exp graph, we were radiant
God bless that Kunkka. He landed so many Ghost Ships when it was absolutely crucial he landed them.
>>122260571
peru, newbee, mineski
>>122260851
Too fucking long, but I got to repeatedly dumpster the enemy team as wraith king, so there's that.
>>122261004
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>>122261230
why the fuck were these deleted?
>>122261368
Mods can't tell the difference between dota and anime shitposting clearly.
>>122261368
aussie posting not allowed
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>>122261230
You reap... what you sow..
Anybody got the EE comic?
>>122260571
>>122258973
Proven wrong, that was easy
>>122260964
no u
Should I stay up and watch Majors or sleep
Just got a rampage as oracle lads.
No really.
asdf
>>122261732
who cares about the honeypot stages desu
wew lads
What does Sheever smell like?
>>122262245
dick cheese
>>122262245
is it true she belongs to 30 or 40 harems?
>>122261891
>implying any muslim extremist filth would dare set foot on the premises when David " The Bear Jew" Gormanberg is in the building
>>122262245
idk if youve ever been to a dutch home but they tend to smell fucking weird.
LOL
dotards
>>122262712
I don't get it.
>>122262712
but that's actually funny though, fellow /v/edditor
what snacks should i get for frankfurt
>>122261950
You make it sound like that's hard
>>122262951
The ones that make you say that you dont eat like a noob
>>122262951
water and an apple
>>122263024
>apple
YOU FAT FUCK
>>122263269
sorry my bad
celery and whey protein powder
>Broodmother's Spawn Spiderlings now procs a mini-stun everytime it hits an enemy hero.
who won this draft? pls no memes btw
look at these goobers
>>122263652
Dire, they have the B-God himself Bob Ross
>>122263652
stupid cheese vs stupid cheese
dire's draft is more fun but radiant probably won with their gay fucking push lineup
>>122263663
ded
what heroes do I want to pick if I want to win?
>>122263663
>no Aui
>>122263663
I'm not super trendy, but how can Sumail think that haircut looks good
>someone rushes to pick windranger
>feeds early, maybe deliberately or not
>gets 2 assists mid game
>buys aghs
>now does the most damage of any hero in the game bar none
When is this bitch getting nerfed?
>>122263663
>ppd only one without a beard
>>122264483
>ppd the only one without the Ownage12 tag
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>122263663
Are they all manlets? Or is the image manlet enhanced to make fear not look so manlet?
>>122264583
they make them all relatively the same height
>>122264442
He wants to be Bob Ross
>>122264442
you dont need to worry about whether your hair looks good or not when you're a millionaire at 16.
>toby 8 years ago
>>122264891
wtf is this shit
>>122264583
Fears the only manlet. ive seen them all in person
>>122264891
Dota absolutely ruined him
>>122264583
even sumail is taller than fear
>be complete garbage tier at dota
>28 hours no sleep
>eyes all itchy
>queue for all random because I'm not going to sleep when frankfurt is about to start
>get shit hero
>reroll into LD hero I can't play at all
>oh boy here we go time to feed
>actually do well with our 4 carry line up and even finish with positive k/d ratio
sleeping is overrated tbqh
don't forget to add my blog into your RSS feed thanks
>still no cherry blossom treant set
literally what the FUCK
I've got weeb autismbux burning a hole in my pocket just make it already instead of making a FUCKING GYROCOPTER PIRATE SHIP SET YOU FUCKING WORKSHOP HACKS
>>122263663
i don't want to say this butJUST
>>122263663
Why do OWNAGE12's jerseys say EG?
>>122265254
where do I see the "hero challenge" thingy?
match is starting and thread is already dead
>>122265467
there's an hour left
>>122265467
Shit's been happening today anon, actual things in the real world, its not surprising the thread is slow.
>>122265467
>amerilards thinking it starts one hour before it actually starts
every day, is liquipedia banned in america or something?
>>122262245
who is she on a date with?
>tournament where group stage games actually matter
DOTARDS?
>>122265726
>>122265809
Sheevs should do like, first person date streams. Take the camera out to a nice meal, talk, laugh, maybe flirt a little, slow walk home together. I bet that would be really popular.
>>122265873
Subbed.
>>122265878
hate her face desu
>supporting like mad as Lich
>least deaths, most assists
>constantly get pinged by 3 different teammates all the time, no matter what im doing
>tell them to fuck off and stop pinging
>try to insult me, laugh it off
>get unlucky chain frost and they rage for the next 5 mins
>know im doing just fine and keep up my good work
>teammates dying because they split off from the group
>eventually we lose, oh well, i didnt really feel like my teammates should've won anyway
>SF and Silencer on enemy team call me MVP of my team because my team was blaming everything on me.
feels good when the enemy says something encouraging like this when you have complete faggots trying to discourage you at every turn.
>>122265873
I used to tweet to sheever before ti to go on adate with me when I reached 8k mmr, only got to 5.3k
;( damn I was thirsty
>>122266205
But now you're over 5k you're rolling in puss and don't need sheever right?
>esports is on
>thread still dead
why
>>122266431
>esports is on
you may be retarded anon
try getting professional help
>>122266364
Once you reach 6k, all the swedish traps on d2g start adding you to suckle off your mmr teat if you're on ANY of the d2g groups
I hope somebody finally picks Spectre in one match.
Secret
>watch Major
>want to play Dota again
>play 1 match
>uninstall
>>122266431
>>esports is on
>>thread still dead
>why
exams, fallout
>>122266364
hover inbetween 5.9 and 6.3.
I don't know any grills besides sheever who give a fuck about dota like that.
plus im quite ugo myself so I can't be trying to get 10/10s here.
>>122266537
it's a common reaction among baddies, you want to play and then you realize how shit you are.
try something like hearthstone
Our guys playing soon
>>122266646
yes, alliance are ready desu
>>122266491
but they did. Fuck off.
>>122266646
CLQ isn't a girl or a secret fan
What is this image trying to accomplish
>>122266691
>Fuck off.
Why the aggression? Fuck off.
>>122266712
>hoping for something that already happened because you are too lazy to look it up
Fuck off
whats the best support I can use to play 24/7 and get out of the trench and even use till 4k 5k 6k
I got my dick sucked for the first time 2 weeks ago and I dropped 800 MMR.
I'm never gonna lose my virginity if turning into a normie makes me this bad at dota.
I haven't been below 5k in months before this shit.
>>122266806
>implying I was even aware of it
You poncy cunt.
Fuck off.
>>122266807
Earth Spirit
Infinite skill cap.
No one knows how he works in shitter brackets.
60% winrate at 5k+
>i wanted a good captain
:(
>>122264891
he's twice the man he was 8 years ago
literally
>>122266839
how much did you pay?
Here we go boys!
>>122266920
Nothing. I be'd myself and she ripped my pants off.
Anyway....
Here's hoping someone picks spectre this game.
>>122266849
he isnt implying you were aware of it.
he was implying you are to lazy to look it up
fuck you are a retard
>>122266692
An excuse to post anime in a dota thread, same as all the other "x is anime" posts.
I need to breed Traxex
Are there any good dota arts with feet?
>>122267062
>feet
how pleb can you go?
>pieliedie just repeats whatever the interviewer says
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
hope someone picks up spectre
ehome or alliance bros
>>122267062
ya
>>122267086
wut
>Alliance is good
Love this meme
>>122267098
>I was not supposed to repeat whatever KOtlguy said
>>122267117
Easy
>>122266952
Alright faggots I've been away for a week which team are we bandwagonning now?
>>122267109
>picking bad heroes
>>122267191
isn't it obvious?
>>122267125Can't really see them :(
>>122267117
one team has based players like lanm and cty, the other are sjw swekeks
>>122267191
>>122267191
The only bandwagons are EG and secret now because they're most likely to win.
neo-/d2g/ sucks
>>122260851
Damn, so many stomps fail at highground push, just wait for a slight buff to sniper next patch and see how everything crumbles as mjolnir sniper destroys any offence.
>>122267245
So Alliance?
are we HYPE?
>watch ooga vs vega game 3 highlight
>notail give free first blood to sf
>notail tanking 3 SHADOWRAZE, 3 SHADOWRAZE
even Jacky Mao cant be this bad
>>122267245
OLD CHICKEN
>>122267191
just like always: whoever is winning.
rest are tier 4 trash teams
Just start already reeeeeee
BEHIND LE SCENES MAN
>>122266979
https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/3671?date=&hero=spectre®ion=&duration=
Stupid fuck
>leaning as far away as possible without getting out of shot
based dad
patch when?
Where's Sheever?
>>122267328
>n0lans losing to spectre
ROOOFL
>KOTLautism bringing up the honeypot
i-is he o-o-our guy?
>>122267365
after majors
INSIDER BRO HERE. SECRET FIRST PICKS TINY/TECHIES GAME TWO
>>122267370
right here anon
SWNL
>>122267252
yeah because back with navi and alliance it wasn't exactly the same
you are a fucking retard probably a nostalgic navi fanshit
get rekt
>>122267416
need2breed
>>122267414
Please god YEESSSSS
>>122267416
>tfw when will never get to furiously fuck sheever in the Ti7 pressroom
slav stream
best stream
>>122267429
>alliance fans still this mad nobody cares about their shit team
>>122267497
terrible тбх
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Frankfurt Majors tomorrow. It won't take long to make it into the news, so long dotards.
>EE EMBER
>>122267578
ur a fag desu
Is the client shitting itself again ?
I cannot connect.
>>122267578
fluff pls
>>122267578
Have fun shooting up an empty venue meming idiot
Statsman Bruno@StatsmanBruno
Stay strong, France.
>Clement "Picknyx" Ivanov
>nyx
my nigger
Reminder that Blitz is our guy.
https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/665463724321456128
>>122267702
>>122267787
>watching ez rigged group
?
>>122267853
>watch ewho v cuclliance
>>122267853
>Won a million dollars but still can't fix his ugly face
lmao
>Chinks can't even pull creeps through their jungle
lmao desu
>>122266491
Hao got ur back.
>>122268013
>you will never get hao's back
Hey!
>Two (2) Nyx game at the same time
>>122268064
>Win TI
>Don't even qualify for the major
Oh amerikeks.
>>122268064
Top 2 NA hard at work.
>reddit hating on black hair cm
they are just jelly
Why are there 0 carries in the Secret vs. NB.y game?
>do bad in lane
>your damage to enemy heroes is kittens
>do well in lane
>you can walk among the whole enemy team and not give a fuck
is this poetry?
>MISERY
uhhh yuros?
>>122268282
He was anticipating Dark Seer's movement retard.
Alliance confirmed last place.
>Alliance literally giving EHOME FREE STACKS
IT is time for the real el classico:
Eternal Envy vs. Baffled Scientists
JACKKKKKKKY MAO
JACKY MAO
>EE is bad
-r/dota
EE what a player.
EE IS A GOD
THIS MAJOR IS SECRETS
JACKY
A
C
K
Y
>>122268064
why the fuck isnt he watching the Major, hes the fucking captain/drafter of the team now isnt he.
BAFFLED
>people still think ee-sama is bad
>CHINKS
CAN NOONE KILL ENVY?
EE
E
>>122268352
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>>122268386
>>122268392
I was taking a piss
what happened?
MYSTICISTS ASTOUNISHED
>>122268420
envy doing envy things
>>122268420
He was being chased for like a minute while he was on 10 HP and killed everyone who was chasing him.
that fucking requiem
>>122268420
EE juked great against a qop
also JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122268420
Juked the fuck out of QoP
WEEHA the GOD
>Swekeks
>ayyliance
>good
>>122268420
He was on less than 50 hp and juked around the trees so qop couldn't attack him
she blinked on him and used scream and he dodged it with fire remnant
nice game discussion dotards
OUTPLAYED
TO THINK SECRET COULD ENDED UP WITH SHITTEEZY OR SHITRACLE- AS THEIR MID LMAO WHAT A BULLET DODGED
>>122268420
EE jucked the chinks like a boss an avoided QoP of pain scream at low HP with the remnant.
>casters phrases that annoy you:
Overly Overaggressive
Raxes (pluralising an already plural)
>>122268420
Qop needed one right click to kill jacky. He juked her round the sideshop, sticked at a clutch moment and then dodged her scream with remnant at a perfect timing.
holy fuck that ee bait
EE WHAT A PLAYER!
lmfao these EE plays
Ok Secret is styling on them at this point.
>ANIME
ANIME
>ANIME
ANIME
>ANIME
ANIME
>ANIME
ANIME
>ANIME
ANIME
>ANIME
ANIME
SWNL
Secret Will Never ____ ?
JACKY LMAO DOES IT AGAIN
>>122268208
that is actually the ugliest thing i have ever seen
Sheever@SheeverGaming now
the 4th series between @Cloud9gg and @LGDgaming has kicked off as well with a Maybe Lina vs Ritsu SF mid matchup!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHEN DID EE BECOME GOOD ?
>>122268589
Win a non-honeypot LAN.
>>122268528
"Casted"
>>122268604
Try looking in the mirror sometime.
How do we stop him?
>>122268403
>he makes a single play
>omg he's the best player in the world guise why would you say he's shit
He's like Tom Brady, hit him once when he's feeling himself and he throws the entire game. Newbie just need him to feel confident kill him and he'll tilt. Just like always.
>>122268589
win a relevant LAN
What a player.
>EE can't use his anime shit as nickname
>>122263205
>>122263205
Recycle
>>122268636
ok its the second
>>122268649
>a single play
>>122268649
>he makes a single play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbg-RC-r6uY
Guys I just arrived, did P-god lastpicked Nyx?
>>122268742
No, it was 3rd iirc
ALLIANCE ARE DOING IT
>>122268923
EHOME are giving it to them*. Some fucking terrible plays from them.
>S4