>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122198952
N0TIAL = OUR GUY
How is ritsu not kicked off Cloud9 yet
mememajor
Dismantle the chinks Illidan.
nth for SWNL
I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.
Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?
>>122213907
he's a good player
meepo picks when
>>122213971
good joke
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
Don't really feel this forced N0lans meme atm.
>>122213907
>kicking a player a days before a $3million tournament
reddit logic, ladies and gentlemen
>Ritsu
Is he literally our guy?
>>122213932
>japs
>green eyes
nice try nips
HE HAS NO LANS
HE HAS NO GRACE
Why isnt Legion Commander a top tier mid pick, when she has the potential to completely stomp after lvl.6?
>>122213968
son
>>122214081
Maybe he should win a LAN then.
Based fucking slavs
>>122214096
They have a sub, who's probably just as good as him
18
23
Come on now Newbee
>>122213968
just kill yourself to be honest senpai
>>122213729
Yes she is
ENOUGH OF BEING A NEET. Roll and see what will be your job tonight.
>01-08 Qutie of Pain's bed toy. Be ready for some kinky stuff.
09-16 Skywrath Princess' personal advisor. Every princess needs a "confidant".
>17-24 Lanaya's private tutor. Human anatomy classes are so confusing.
25-32 YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED BY THE SISTERS OF THE VEIL, run for your life.
>33-40 Mortred is crushed. You are her masseur tonight, start getting her armor off.
41-48 Tresdin is rusty, give her unarmed dueling practice in her chambers.
>49-56 Aiushtha came to visit your region, be her guide around the woods. Show her EVERYTHING.
57-64 Is that a japanese Tidehunter? You are in for some tentacle action tonight son.
>65-72 It's one of those days of the month, what a mess! Help Strygwyr clean herself and chill.
73-80 A nigger stole your girl. Play videogames and cry alone all night KEK
>81-88 Make Lina jealous! You are in for some loud sex with Rylai in the room next to Lina's.
89-96 Something went wrong. Or not. Homo orgy.
>97-00 JACKPOT! You score the whole Milligan crew tonight. Help them try out their latest cosplays.
>>122214152
>potential
no one cares about potential when she realistically is shit
>be VP
>don't blow your load on honeypot lans and onlines
>go top 4
dotoros?
>>122213968
I was like you too at one point. Play custom games like 10 v 10 or Imba and then move onto unranked games when you feel confident enough. Ranked will come with time after that.
>Lil Visage
It's so fucking good guys
>>122214098
Units you control like necrobook units and boars are called minions
What is this honeypot meme
>>122214182
ush is better than ritsu tbqhwydotabros
WHY DONT PEOPLE JUST """""BAN"""""" VISAGE AGAINST VP?
>>122214152
why pick LC when I can pick Slardar?
>>122214223
roll
Why doesn't FNG just always draft gyro or wk for Illidan?
@122214307
this post is a honeypot, be adviced
>>122213968
>all these newshits falling for this pasta
m8's...
>>122214223
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>122214223
>that sky
I took a pic with her at esl i think
>>122213968
Real games you'll never win enough of to not have to do that repeatedly.
Try set yourself up a new rule about it. Something a bit more healthy.
You've beat the unfair bots 10 times in a row twice, you can do it.
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>122214480
LMAO
Hilarious, you were so enthusiastic
>>122214445
During these LANs, a bunch of people who don't normally browse here show up, of course they get confused by our memes. See also: all the posts asking what's a honeypot LAN.
>>122214223
roll
what could possibly go wrong?
guys my dota passion has died
what about you
>>122214537
WHOLE ALCOHOL
>>122214632
still the same after 8 years of doto
>>122214223
rolling
>>122214632
Play some other games for a change
I'm downloading BnS right nowAlso the last patch of SWToR is pretty interesting
>>122214573
my life
ok I went to play with this russian premade stack where all expect me were russians. After 15min queueing we finally got game and played 5min after when they started arguing and shouting to eachothers and they they disbanded. One guy whispered to me simply that they had big argument
Russians, never again
>>122214632
>2015
>still playing hat simulator
Even the custom games are shit and unimaginatively unsalvageable. This is the worst generation, worst gaming era, worst period in time period to be alive. Fuck you valve.
>>122214223
based
>>122214770
YOU REALLY FUCKED UP THERE, IVAN
>>122214632
it kinda ebbs and flows for me, I've been playing for long enough where I feel my mechanical skill ceiling has been reached
>Tomorrow will be full of Shitrekt fags.
>>122214223
im a fucking faggot
>>122214827
>skeleton face in the middle
jesus
also I like how a short guy like tobi has to hunch down to pose with asian midgets
>>122214764I'm sorry
I can't tell if dota itself has changed for the worse, or if I'm the one that's changed. Reddit seems to still be eating up this Major even though it feels incredibly hollow to me, more than other LANs and events even. For all its flaws, Nanyang was infinitely more entertaining than this shit.
What other games do you all play besides Dota?
>>122214597
w e w
e
w
>Hao rubbing his nose for 5 seconds straight
THIS FUCKING PRODUCTION
>>122213968
I know this post is a meme, but I also suffer from anxiety about menial shit like DotA games because I don't want to let my teammates down and be the one noob, even though I know I will be bad if I don't play a lot. Getting into this game kinda has me overwhelmed. Any tips, dotards?
>>122214927
Battlefield 4 and CSGO
I use my VITA and hacked 3DS for J/RPGs or mystery games.And really really old PC games that look unfinished because I have hardons for that
Good enough for me.
>>122213968
>still calling bots "unfair"
based pasta bro continuing to expose reddits since circa 2013
>>122214927
I just got rocket league and csgo
I dont like either
and the reason for me not liking them, is that im fucking terrible at both
at dota im good and it feels like thats the only game I can enjoy
>>122214632
you and everyone else. The moba bubble has burst and the hat economy is in full recession
It's just over
>>122214343
because shes fun
>>122214927
we're vets. we get burnt out once in a while.
it's not gonna be as magical as the first Defense when Tobi was solocasting
shit happens man...
>>122214632
i play a lot more recently and watch a lot less. ive lost my interest in esports i believe
>>122214927
CSGO but even that feels like a chore at this point. What the fuck is wrong with Valve and staleness?
>>122214927
I dunno its group stages, just a bunch of favorites stomping over shitstain group
I wanna see some games where something is actually on the line
>Mag~ will drop!
Is Valve OUR GUYS
>>122215070
>>122214632
Last major patch was 7 months ago.
It's the same effect 6.83 had on us after DAC with sniper and troll nigger shit
We waited patiently for a new patch after TI5 but we just got a minor one for the Major which killed the mood for players
>>122215016
masturbate before and after each game
the benefit is quad-fold in that you get to masturbate twice, you get to play a game of dota, and it will be stress-free
>>122215020
>Really old PC games
My niggamight and magic, Jurassic park OG and ghost master have been on every PC of mine since I was a kid
>>122215296
>might and magic
das da shit mane
>>122214927
League
Killing floor
Runescape
Dcss
Cod
Some coop games too
>>122214223
nigeras
>>122215163
they have barely done any work on dota or cs go this year.
It's actually baffling, what has valve honestly done in the past 11 months in either game that would make you think
>"yeah these guys have been hard at work, really putting in the hours here"
postponing the big update until after frankfurt was one of the most retarded decision valve has ever made.
>>122215296
Based, games like these give a eerie atmosphere for me that calls "home".
Hard to explain it, but I fucking love it.
>>122213740
post rubickos
wait why do the second place chinks get a video but EG doesnt?
>>122215476
because eg are anti social dickheads
>>122214927
It's a meaningless group stage m8, wait till the brackets.
>>122215016
Any advice would be appreciated
>there were teams built to win
>as soon wins dont happen reason to play togheter dissapear
*shitwrecked in the picture*
top weww
>>122214754
BnS?
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>122214223
Roll
FIX ME
I NEED HELP
SOMEONE POST
T H E
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M E M E
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>>122215016
>>122215579
just remind yourself that it's a videogame
if you have other things going in your life it shouldn't affect you that much mentallythis is serious advice btw
>>122215579
it's just a game
anyone you're playing with is equally as bad as you, even if they seem upset it's not a big deal. just a game
>>122215559
>implying previous group stages werent hyped as shit
>still in denial that this deadest group stage ever isnt a clear indicator of dota as a game itself
jesuss fucking christ god hhelp us all
>>122215402
You must consider that Valve are total bros when it comes to developing, I mean see HL3. They let the devs think their ideas through and have fun with it.
They have soo much money they are not pressured. I checked the steam database for updates regarding the next Major update and it seems like Icefrog is working on the next patch day and night 24/7 like an autist, constantly updating the server with new updates and changes.
I think they gave him more time this time so he can work on his ideas, also they are preparing an arcana, comic and desert terrain so they are making it big atleast.
So if it's anyones fault, it's people giving hat money to valve.
>>122215672
His ultimate is now a global cannonball similar to AA blast fired from a ghost ship docked outside of the fountain that sits there all game
is that it for today
>>122215769
>implying previous group stages werent hyped as shit
what the fuck are you talking about
>>implying previous group stages werent hyped as shit
they weren't. People don't care about this tournament they just want it to be over so we can get the fucking update valve decided to delay for "MUH LE EPIK MEME LAN xDxD"
on a side note, GSL is such a fucking boring format holy shit
you are just watching the good teams trash the bad teams, this whole groups stage is almost pointless
>>122215803
>those legs
why
>>122215693
>>122215648
>>122215769
there's a LAN every other week man
Daily reminder that the speed of /d2g/ is stagnated as shit because we're all on reddit /r/dota2 posting in the match discussion threads. Come lurk there too or just make an account and join us in participating in actually relevant game discussions!
>>122215693
Give CHIPENKO your energy to remove the zero lanners
\o/
>>122214854
Thnaks god dota isn't a mechanical dependant game
>>122215984
every.
time.
>>122216047
yeah we have league and sc2 for that
>>122215261
This is what you get for rushing the frog.
>>122215980
thanks for the reminder. i keep forgetting that the shitposts are semi-identical to ours but still of higher quality when i want them to be
pleasantly surprised to find that familiar well-balanced atmosphere. fuck you guys for making them out to seem like demons all this time
>>122216135
>lel and shitcrap 2
bw and quake or nothing.
>>122216047
>mechanics are probably most important thing in dota
-w33
>mechanics are irrelevant in dota
3k d2gtard
hmm who should i trust
>>122216234
>bw and quake
idk what those games are
>>122216212
Don't come back
>>122216301
starcraft 2 is the fucking awful disappointment of a sequel to brood war, in every way.
Quake is the only respectful fps.
>>122216284
>Mechanics over data analysis
Fucking mid players.
>>122216345
>implying I won't be making the best of by posting in both just like you
Epic, bruh
>>122215402
On the contrary, they've done a lot of work on dota this year. What you're talking about is patch updates which change the game, which is mostly icefrog's job. Unfortunately all of the work they've done on the game is buggy and broken as shit.
>>122216284
Its not just the mechanics though you need to be able to think fast and make good decisions. For exp Sing is a great player mechanically but he panics and make shitty calls that's why he will never be tier 1 player.
>>122216526
I told you guys bruno was a regular here!
>>122216496
I don't.
>>122216526
all the work theyve done has been suggestions made by reddit which are added into the game the day after
it really makes you think what the fuck theyre doing over there especially in light of the valvebro that was posting here recently confirming that icefrog only works directly with a few developers and has an ironfist over the games development for better or worse
>>122216554
s-stop bullying sing
It baffles me that so many people here are more concerned about the viewership than actually watching the games. Like if not enough people watch it, it somehow invalidates your interest.
>>122216650
>ironfist over the games development for better or worse
Not that true, leaked patch notes didn't have Storm nerfs.
>No one got the shackle
>heroes are shackled
make up your mind!
>be new
>ask itt how to practice
>"play dota imba"
>play dota imba for 2 minutes
>uninstall
what the hell
Mushi is honestly like the Dendi of SEA. Used to be good, now living on a reputation he established years ago.
>>122216815
How new are you, can't waste time watching irrelevant games. Less relevancy, less memes. Why do you think the starcraft general spilled over here.
>>122216815
protip:people are retarded
>>122216815
no one is baffled
if there is big prize pool and good teams involved, people will watch. If one or both of those things are lacking, then its understandable.
>>122215648
>>122215929
charlotte was honestly 6/10 AT MOST
so much SHIT
How do I get the "your last game" box back? There's only hat advertisments there now.
>>122216975
so are you saying that is small pool or bad teams?
>>122216815
ACHTUNG
WARNING
ACHTUNG
WARNING
ACHTUNG
WARNING
necrophiles ARE here
pray for your salvation
>>122217117
what is
>this gyro set
i know it doesn't matter now, but does anyone else thinks the format of this major sucks major ass (from having groups of 4 to making teams play 3 bo3s in one day) ? why not just stick to ti format for group stages?
>>122214223
>Rape train
[TRIGGERED]
C H I P E N K O
>>122217267
nice tidehunter skin, where do I download it?
BIG DADDY
NO LANS
>>122217267
>female tidehunter
>actually just a cheesecake booby lady with a pirate hat on
like, nah
WHAT DOES OG STAND FOR AGAIN?
>>122217094
>>122217094
>>122217094
Please respond I need tokeep posting my lich games in this thread
this LAN isn't so bad, they just didn't put any love into it. everything between the games is just meh and the casters are mostly just jerking each other off.
what this LAN needs is someone like Yames or Bruno or cats ;>)
Maybe things will change for the knock out stage.
>Spectre
>balanced
Nice game dotards
>>122217462
Original Gangsta :DD
>>122217462
O-LANs Gayming.
>>122217462
Overrated Garbage.
>>122217462
They havent revealed it yet, so you cannot really even use the word "again".
>>122216815
>he fell for the "actually playing videogames" meme
>>122215672
higher agi gain
enemies can't see if they are x'd so he isn't countered by bkb so hard
0.6 secs added to his boat stun
500 games with him probably biased as fuck
>>122217267
Damn this really makes me miss League of Legends. Superior art, better-looking non-mannish female heroes, more female players in general, better porn, now having a JP voice pack incoming and about to monopolize what little exists of the JP PC gaming market too.
>>122217462
0 games (lans)
>lose one game
>hurrrr OG are shit.
You're all so fucking stupid.
can someone give me a real reason why this general is the worst it's ever been?
>>122217614
league is too cartoony for me
i like the way this game looks more, basically just taking scraps of wc3's aesthetic and making them more generic high fantasy without sparkly overdesigned shit everywhere (save for cosmetics)
>>122217462
Our Goys
>>122217532
I can masturbate to that amazon booty too easily
>>122217674
Spotted the louch!
>>122217674
Yeah, they lose one game - called Dota.
On the one hand I always want Russians to fail, but on the other it would be hilarious for NoLans to lose to such a shit team. I just don't know who I want to lose most.
>>122217674
they are about to lose their fourth games to vega
There's a bright side to all of this anons.
Dotards are getting treated like kings by Valve while they ignore the shitfest that is CSGO.
At least they have their game priorities straight.
>>122217462
onime gussy
>>122217614
>JP voice pack incoming and about to monopolize what little exists of the JP PC gaming market too.
no one gives a shit about pc gaming in japan, the voice pack is just riot knowing that their audience is nothing but 15-25 yo western weebs
>>122215451
>>122217840
yet CSGO gets more viewers...
>>122217606
>enemies can't see if they are x'd so he isn't countered by bkb so hard
you'd probably have to make its cast animation the same as Torrent, otherwise it'd be kinda obvious to an enemy if they were x'd
>>122217532
IT IS BECUASE OF MOST THIS CHANGES (MAJORS,TEAMLOCK,ETC) AREN'T WHAT THEY WERE PLANNING TO DO. THEY WERE FORCED TO IMPLEMENT THEM DUE TO CONSTANT REDDITS WHINING ABOUT MUH TEAMS STABILITY, MUH MAJORS LIKE MUH LEL AND MUH LCS.
ALSO, THE FACT THAT ECONOMY FAILED DUE TO OVERESTIMATING THE AUTISM OF PERUVIANS/RUSSIANS/PINOY WHEN IT COMES TO FARMING MONEY DIDN'T HELP
lmao 322
>>122217614
>tfw going to comiket and seeing LoL and dota doujins side by side
guess which one i bought
Holy shit, you guys were right. Spectre is great at carrying shit teams even if they are completely dumpster tier and she isn't that hard to play. I normally struggle really really hard with melee heroes but she's really fucking fun.
Item progression was: Poor man's > quelling > phase boots > radiance > heart > bfly > skadi
Questions:
Is poison orb helpful early game?
Is my item progression good?
Is vanguard good for early game team fight participation as well as early ancient farming or is it generally better to save your money for faster radiance?
Spectre pros please help me get better at the FOTM.
what the fuck just happened
>>122218046
>comiket
>dota
lmao
>>122217924
Skin betting will do that. Dota had that too, until Valve killed the economy.
Why did they give Pugna the ability to give his health to others?
Yes, let the hero with one of the lowest STR gains ever give his teammates his vital HP.
>>122218094
>implying you were the spectre
THat's kinda pathetic son
>>122218105
>comiket
more like KC/2HU:The con
also
>TPP
lmao
>>122218094
>4-25 NP
bahahahaha
ZERO
E
R
O
L A N S
holy shit OG just got MEMED on
>>122217746
>dotard with his brain fried by brown'nbloom shit
some the fuck on, i never touched league of legends but you have to admit it looks so much better and more readable it's not even funny
>>122218094
If no one else on your team is getting it, pick up an aquila after phase boots. Usually you want a diffusal right after radiance.
>>122218196
if you don't want to give your hp to your allies then just don't
whats your problem
How do into SF mid at~2.5k MMR?
I know Radiant is often preferable but is mek still good to build? or is it often better to just build DPS items?
>>122218374
nice obsession
OG have 4 other players too you pathetic sack of DOG SHIT ON THE PARK.
>>122217924
CS GO viewers are heavily questionable as is, when you consider that the recent major had over 1/3rd less viewers than the previous one without explanation cs go isn't exactly in a looking great either.
valve dropped the ball in general this year.
>>122218275
i seriously dont get the kancolle/2hu appeal after all these fucking years
LL i can see but 2hu aside from the one-off shotas is just so fucking stale at this point
also:
>tfw no pinvise, seto yuuki, redlight, or isao in over 2 seasons now
>>122218382
league looks like fucking xmen legends dude
>>122218197
I was! This was one of my first spectre games and I underestimated how weak she was early game. This is 2k mmr though so...
>>122218403
Is diffusal really better than manta? The illusions help me out a lot at this tier since people are complete shit and get confused by too many spectres.
FFS Vega, take fucking objectives!
>>122217217
I played monobeno. why is this not even animated during the h scene?
>2015
>1% of the all the eroge contain animated scenes
>>122218423
Dota is a team game, having nolans in your team means no lans for the team you kek.
>>122218457
Kancolle isn't that old
>>122218196
Because when you get Aghs, it's irrelevant. You can give your HP to an ally, find a creep, and get it all back.
Not to mention giving allies mana at a fast as hell rate.
>>122217462
Original Gaymer
They named themselves after this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_4nuGczOL4
>>122218382
?
Valve had world-class artists and visual designers in their fucking building.
Riot has fucking DeviantArt rejects.
NEXT MATCH; IT'S DRAFT
ANDREY CHIPENKO SAY to 322: "you can for me pick NOT boord manther"
322:: "kamarad CHIPENKOVSKI, its not the BROODMONSTER?"
69PASTABOLOGNES: 'NO get monther 322"
ANDREY CHIPENKO: ITS ok 322 and 69pasta you can not bpick the monther i can do it
322 picks NOT THWE MANSTHER
THE ANTICOMMUNIST SHOUTS
"HE'S DOING it the 322 is not PICK the MONTER"
eeeeeeeeee
aFTER THE GAME 322 AND ANDREY CHIPENKO HAVE TALK
"ANDREY THE CHIPENKO, Thank YOU FOR YOUR ADVICING AND WE HAVE WON AGAINST 8000MMR"
"ITS the right way to play it 322"
"you ARE REALLY BETter than THE BEZEZE"
"yes 322 but now we must the gamburger"
ANDREY CHIPENKO WINS THE FRANKENSTEIN MAYOR
LATER THAT NIGHT ANDREY CHIPENKO IS IN ROOM OF HOTEL
THERE IS KNOCK ON DOOR
ANDREY CHIPENKO ANDSWERS THE DOOR IT IS WOMAN OF GOOD HOUSE YES SHEEVAR
"CHIPENKO I AM HAVE DESIRE YOU ARE NECCESSARY FOR ME
CHIPENKO SAY BACK: "who are you I DONt know WHO YOU ARE" and DOOR IS CLOSE
>>122218474
>hating on xmen legends
>the game that led to xmen legends 2 which introduced the god-tier loot and skill system that led to marvel alliance thereafter
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
OUR GIRL SPECTRE IS DOING IT
>>122218457
>LL
Literally badIm@s
>>122218382
it looks like a vomit of colour, I have been watching for like 2 years now I can barely see what's happening in team fights outside of one or two ults.
>>122218591
>this new
>>122218581
i used to play xmen legends all the time, i love it
however, the cel shaded graphics thing didnt hold up very well
>professional players getting heart on Spectre instead of skadi
rofl how fucking bad are these guys
>>122217840
>Kings
>They've literally killed the game dumbing it down to the point is not dota because the faggot psychologist to get more shekels
>the game is balanced around what shitedit says so that valve can't take the fault for doing what its being told
>Essentially they've turned it into lol only that all that can happen is kills
>And its pretty fucking not fun
>no money from the compendium goes to the prizepool
>compendium goals get released whenever valve feels like as if they were content updates
>the compendium goals arent even worth 1/1000 of the money they required
>Hero roster is still NOT complete despite they said it would be complete before the beta was over
>literally 5 years and its still not done
>every single part of the game looks and is mediocre certainly inferior in every conceivable way to W3
>No original heroes were released or even announced
Literally dead game
>>122218556
All valve staff is deviant are tier or at least the ones that worked on dota
>>122218573
>THE ANTICOMMUNIST SHOUTS
You ruined the one line that made this meme good.
>>122218420
mek is always feasible. convince your team to push with you at around ~10-13mins when everyone has ulti and some core items. then go sny->butterfly/bkb
>>122218457
are you stupid
kancolle is a fresh new meme
it's literally 2 years old
>>122218584
post rare spectres
Every off lane hero is garbage apart from
DS
Clock.
Sladar.
Nice fucking balance team valve.
>>122218743
grandblue fantasy is the new meme
>/d2g/ - hentai and non-dota game discussions
>>122218715
>le skadi maymay
its epic every time ty for poast
>>122218727
If you're a talented artist, would you rather apply for Valve or Riot?
I hope you know the answer to this.
>>122218727
fuck off trollpicker
>>122218821
>de_dusg
>le tombstone str drainer
>the only time d2g isn't dead for this entire month it's the worst shit posting session of the year
you guys really did ruin this general.
well done.
>>122218821
Dark seer is shit though
0 L A N S
>>122218774
>>122218730
LD isn't casting this match you nitwit.
>>122217741
This general has gotten worse over time, to the point where I actively avoid it outside of major event.
The shitposting has reach a level I never thought was possible.
>>122218940
You got a little obsession with N0tail while posting the worst LL girl?
Cute.
>>122218275
>>122218457
>>122218591
>>122218743
>>122218824
you all have shit taste everyone knows that at the end of the day original work manga are far superior
>>122218910
I wonder what will be /gulag/s kpop sluts.
How do you counter this hero?Protip: You cannot
Valve please don't nerf him after the majors, I love forcing my teammates to gank when they wouldn't otherwise/dont speak english, and I also love winning mid for my retards every single time.
>>122218743
i never watched anything related to kc but fapped a thousand times to their shit
>>122218885
If i was a self respecting artist the last thing i would do is to work in a publisher or a AAA video game studio
>>122218890
is 4chan run by the US government or Mook now?
Did they retain old mods/janitors?
>>122217741
>>122218910
mods gave up and now we are left with this shit.
probably going to stop coming here after today.
>>122218910
>>122218989
>>122217741
Threadly reminder that all of the meaningful discussion actually now occurs on Reddit. You are a fucking baboon if you're still clinging to website war mentality and not visiting both sites for the most fulfilling experience.
>/r/dota2 for dota-related news and information
>/d2g/ for memes, shitpost, and hentai discussions
>>122218727
Thats some weak bait mane, heres your reply.
Also posting that picture actually makes dota look good.
>>122218774
wish he would draw more spectre desu imo
4 decides the name for my Lol account
>>122219179
>Thats some weak bait mane, heres your reply.
>Also posting that picture actually makes dota look good.
of course, dota looks nice, dota 2 looks like trash
>>122219173
>>/d2g/ for memes, shitpost, and hentai discussions
it's not even this anymore
i don't even what know is going on in this thread right now.
>>122218727
This just indirectly reminds and bothers me that they swapped the sentinel/scourge colors when porting for bullshit christianity reasons
>there are actually people who think windrunner is balanced
>>122219072
Where else would you work?
Working as a graphic designing wageslave at some corporation?
>>122218774
Right here f a m.
>tfw she's badalch now
Why doesn't Skywrath Mage save Venge from her suffering?
>>122218519
>le sack of dogu shitu on the parku desu
how come no one is talking about the game?
>70 kills
jesus
Why are we still here, d2g? Just to suffer?
>>122219292
tfw no graphics for auras
>we won't make them, visual noise!
>*adds pets*
>have n0lans, winner of 0 lans on your team
>dont win a lan
POETRY
>>122219232
Wait, I'm about to install it too. Can I come play with you? I think it would be pretty fun to see how high we can climb together.
>>122219334
Because he is too beta to breed her.
>Complaining about shitposting
This shit has been happening for the past 4+ years.
Where the fuck have you been, newshits?
What are the meme heroes/meta this patch?
>>122219429
Adelaide?
>>122219345
because our boys arent playing atm
>>122219345
I JUST WANT THE UPDATE
WHY ARE VALVE THIS INCOMPETENT
THE GAME HAS BEEN SHIT ALMOST ALL YEAR, GIVE US THE FUCKING UPDATE ALREADY FUCK YOU RETARDED NEET WELFARE LAN YOU COULD HAVE UPDATE MONTHS AGO AND WE WOULD HAVE HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO ADJUST TO IT.
>>122219345
Everyone wants off this sinking ship.
>>122218821
Ye, its not like doom has been first phase banned all day
>>122219345
>>122219391
We're all on reddit /r/dota2. Click the Day 1 Match Discussion at the top and join the conversation. It functions pretty much just like /d2g/ except with hundreds of people constantly posting rather than /d2g/'s 3-4 unique posters every 5 minutes.
>>122219429
d2g LoL stack?
>>122214223
bby
>>122219319
>Graphic designers
>Wage slaves
>AAA studios/Publishers
>not the epitome of "corporations"
Since im not an artist i dont know but I certainly would avoid working on a place where i can't do my job and im forced to comply to whatever a fucking retarded psychologist who doesnt play video games nor is an artist hence doesnt have a fucking clue he is talking about orders me
>>122219605
holy shit this is actually way better than /d2g/
why haven't i been using this before?
>>122218821
>no Lich
IT JUST WORKS
>>122219423
>trash talks one of the most relevant players in dota.
>posts washed up old man
my sides
>playing standalone mobas
you brought it upon yourselves retards
>>122219664
>Psychologist
What the fuck are you even on about?
>doesnt have a fucking clue he is talking about orders me
Are you implying regular corporations don't have this too? You're naive if you think otherwise. HR exists for this exact fucking reason.
You need stop being a NEET m8
>>122219776
Dendi is has been literally 10000x more relevant than n0tail will ever be
>>122219776
>Number of LANs won by Dendi: 1+
>Number of LANs won by N0lan: 0
>pick de_dusg
>put on some REM, song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_JnCWT-_O8
>level 1 snowball
>stun the fag trying to take the rune, even better if its an alch because you just ruined his entire game
>there is no counter to this
>win lane because you have short cooldowns, decent armor/hp, and a lane buddy to kill their carry with
>get a sub 15 minute medallion and phase and bottle
>win game
Truly the apex predator of heroes.
Greeetings from Reddit. We just got notified in our thread that you guys have been spamming our subreddit here and it seems some of you are just making accounts just for the sake of trolling.
I'd like to remind you that we do have our own form of rules and moderators too. With the sudden influx of 4Channers, we're actively deleting posts not to discourage you from posting, but to maintain a certain sense of quality that has been sharply declining recently.
Just a warning that although bans are rare, they do exist.
>>122219776
>zero lans
>guy who made TI grand finals three times
nice try
The general is always like this at esports time. The general is infested with a huge number of faggots who only come here to shitpost about teams/players/anything and everything. That's why it's usually dead if major teams aren't playing, the faggots have nothing to shitpost about then so they don't bother showing up.
Didn't used to be like this though. The downfall really started with TI3, the Swedes won and ended up bringing all the Swede shitposters to the general which in turn attracted all the other shitposters and the general ended up like this. All the people who used to come here to discuss the game left to places that actually get moderation to help control the shitposts(reddit, playdota, etc.)
I don't even know why I'm still here to be honest, I guess it's just a matter of habit and/or comfort at this point.
>>122219776
>relevant
>literally 0 (zero) lans won
ayyyy jajaja
Who are we voting for?
>>122219993
Is this fresh pasta?
>he fell for the fo4 meme.
Any more matches today?
>>122219976
>>122219993
>>122220028
Yeah I'm not reading all these
Next 5 decides what I read
reminder to know your kill thresholds
>making grand finals = winning
?
>he's actually handing over (lol)s to the bigfaggy nolans spammer
>>122219776
>most relevant players in dota.
>zero lans
>>122218094
>244 last hits
baka desu senpai...
>reddit comes to d2g
>they shit up the general with unfunny shitposting
>they don't like it anymore
>they leave
feels good man, everything just works itself out.
>>122219345
You killed the game, nobody has fun with it anymore so no one talks about it.
>What the fuck are you even on about?
The one balancing the game is the psychologist. he invented memeback, he ordered the game has to be about killing shit he designed the client,etc
>Are you implying regular corporations don't have this too? You're naive if you think otherwise. HR exists for this exact fucking reason.
Im not implying anything. All im saying is that the psychologist is a cunt and should get his hands out of dota and video games specially when he has no clue what he is doing
>>122220028
>playdota
yeah nice joke man
good stuff right here
>shootings in Paris
>Dota Major
what a time to be alive boys
>>122219859
You'e replying to the kool epik trell #20149, please stop.
>>122220204
>I don't know what false flagging is
where are all of these new fags coming from?
>>122220219
>shit he designed
idort.jpg.bmp.gif.tiff.jpg
DESIGNATED???
>>122220269
So he got on the wrong flight?
Is this Vega OG series still going or what?
>>122220219
Where does de_dusg fit on this chart?
Initiator, right?
>>122220141
what do the columns mean
>his favorite team falls for honeypots
>>122220408
The item chart is a joke but the text is right . The pic was made some hours after 6.84 hit,
Speaking of which, what happened to that Naruto hentai custom game? Did Valve pull it from the list?
>>122219776
>dendi has won over ten(10) lans including a international
>n0tail hasn't even won one(1) NOT EVEN A HONEYPOT
>>122220421
damage, scepter damage, damage after resistance, & scepter damage after resistance
reminder that purge is a bernie kek
>>122220757
>purge
FUCKING BUILD IT
>>122220704
Thor Open 2012 and Dreamhack Valencia counts right?
>>122220689
Probably.
Techies terrorist game got taken down aswell
>>122220689
You just made me remember a godawful memory that the first itme I masturbated was to a Starcraft UMS game in which all there was on the map were hundreds of pylons aligned and drawn in a way to resemble shitty blocky tits on the minimap
>>122220757
good lad, always knew he had some common sense
will they try to fix the bullshit radiant side advantage in 6.86?
>>122220689
Yeah, the creator also posted an image on Reddit of the email warning he got from Valve as well to not do it again. Kinda disappointing really how they're actively stifling custom game creation so that theirs remain on top
>noone sf
its over
>>122220707
neat, gonna save this, ty
>>122220689
>valve gets to decide what we play
Sure do love being told what I can and can't play. But I bet if it was some shitty SJW commentary game it'd be featured heavily by Valve right?
>>122217267
this guy has no taste
random animu girl with a shark cape
>>122217452
this is the pic
what can i do with these shitty cards?
hahah i really llike owen and we neber troll each other hahhaha so there you go owen ahahahahah get truled
>people this this guy is our guy
get the fuck out really
>>122221070
I have a custom game concept that I'm working on to teach people languages (Japanese to start). It involves using the hero skills for selecting multiple-choice answers to questions and the leveling system to represent minor milestones when you reach a certain level of understanding. I found a really easy way to port over questions and answers into the script from opensource texts and can be easily replaced with other languages as well. In the end though shit like this makes me afraid that Valve will somehow C&D me for this and all my time these past few months will have been wasted.
>>122221406
Give them to me
>>122221171
You mean like, all media everywhere?
Because there's a 60-man french hostage taking right now and the news isnt covering it because they're muslim.
To be quite honest the c u c king of everything that isnt SJW is going to be one of the biggest reasons I become an hero family
>>122218382
>you don't like the same thing as me, so you're fucking retarded
mate...
Come on small son get with the 4Chan program. You're supposed to like the least popular person. Now that Reddit is on the Nahaz hate train he automatically becomes "our guy" and you have to find reasons why he's superior like his confidence in spewing bullshit regardless of whether or not he's right or wrong.
what.....
>n0lans
>n0lans
>n0lans
>n0lans
>n0lans
>>122220704
dendi has won over 20 lans, closer to 30 actually
why is n0lans so bad
>n0lans
baka desu senpai
literally throwing for skins
>n0lans
>>122221031
balancepro here, throwing out some ideas
>hard camp by dire safelane switched with one of two medium camps in dire jungle
>widened ramp leading down to bottom rune from dire side
>moved dire offlane t1 and t2 slightly closer to base
>NOLAN
>0(no) lans
>>122221512
What news do you even watch?
Literally front page on cnn and bbc. And if you're talking tv news then tv news has been shit for years.
>>122221512
Finally something more entertaing than this mayor and shit game the psychologist ruined
off to /pol/
Also in W3 you coudl host whatever, there was a map where you actually played as rapists and whoever raped more female peseants won
Other where you shot dark colored naixs while the song nigga nigga nigga nigga played
They were shit maps but you could
>>122221494
This will only work if people can somehow save their progress across games for multiple weeks, months, etc.
Building onto your idea, make sure that you make the hero skins as anime/weeaboo as possible. I'm down to help you test and implement if necessary.
What the hell was that? He could have just ran.
He used all his razes and SF had boar on him.
>Firefly no longer destroys trees
there, buttrider is no longer an automatic loss
HOW MANY LANS?
How many LANs has n0tail won?
nolans
n0lans keeping it real
who the fuck is this noone guy
wtf
MIDDLE IS MISSING!
>Tanking razes to the face
>The game IQ of 0(no) lans
What does OG stand for again?
>>122221905
i played one bat game in 6k+ and and did 16-0
bat deserves nerfs
>putting a mid melee hero solo vs. SF
>putting n0lans solo mid
>>122221854
He had a long Raze still available so he was fucked as soon as he got hit by the first two.
>people bet on moonmeander
>at a major pro event
what's even the point of this major? there's 0 hype, dotasports are now about who will throw the least post-TI, less pick/ban variety than even last patch, and hats are now completely worthless. even fucking hearthstone is having a more interesting "pro" scene
>>122222222
what's his name again?
>>122222036
our guys
n0tail = our huy
1 bad player doesn't make him bad.
>>122222000
Oh baby.
>>122221905
Grats now his jungling is shit
>>122222222
Can't spell DOGSHIT without OG
Honestly, this game ain't bad but I expect Valve to fuck over custom games soon with SJW shit and paid mods.
>>122220924
>not the duke x kerrigan x raynor siege tank seximpossible maps would make a genre 10^10^10^10^10 times better than mobas
>>122222059
singsing*
>implying we care abou tthis fucking honeypot lan
>>122222213
>unironically posting spooky scary skeletons
>>>/v/
What are those little green circles that show up around units sometimes? I saw it the other day with ember spirit when he was sleight of fisting
>SF still isn't nerfed.
Pretty pathetic here Icefrog.
>>122222000
Why is n0tail even playing mid for this team? Why would you put this retard on a high impact position like that?
>>122222298
Ability cast range
>nolans literally going to get last place
lmao
>>122222305
nevermore is literally the most balanced hero in all of dota
>literally zero (ZERO) lans
>>122222000
oh my those are some nice digits.
>>122222305
Hello pathetic, Icefrog here.
>>122222000
>>122222298
Indicates the original where a hero has temporarily left the map, I think it's only a spectator thing
WHAT
THE
FUCK
DOES
HONEYPOT
EVEN
MEAN
I BET YOU 2K NOBODIES ARE JUST SAYING IT TO SAY IT FUCK YOU IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING ITS A POT THAT HOLDS HONEY
You have ten seconds to name a single non-ult with a better game impact-cooldown ratio at every stage of the game.
Protip: you can't.
>>122222498
*original location
>>122222000
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b0/Nev_deny_08.mp3
>>122222222
>>122222623
>responding to a honeypot question
>>122222623Snowball can make your entire team invincible for four seconds and then end with a stun, effectively better-grave against long stuns and duel.
>>122222623
repel
>>122214223
roll
C H I P E N K OOOOOOOOOOOO
>giving chipenko dark seer
never
C H I P E N K O
H
I
P
E
N
K
O
>>122222503
found the secret fan
dank seer
>0(no) local area networks
CHIPENKO
>>122214223
obligatory roll
>Paris gets attacked by mudslimes again
Does Frankfurt have a sizeable sandnigger population?
>support memechemist will never again be a thing
why even live chaps
>le epic dark seer plays
that hero is so ffucking overhyped everytime
what the fuck dotards
O FUCKING G'.
WE BACK BABY.
>>122222928
most major cities here have a pretty significant population of non-whites
>OG literally maphacking
>>122222465
Who forced the Storm?
>>122223074
>non-whites
hello c u c k
>tfw missing the game because of all the french happening
>TWO SMOKE
wew
>>122222721
>6.85 snowball
>4 secs
m8...
>>122223223
What's going on?
Can someone that is good at the game, better than me teach me how to mid properly? I lose it too often in terms of farm, I'm 4.5k mmr.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/45240534
>>122222928
senpai.....yes
>>122223286
40 dead from gun attacks/2 suicide bombings/grenades
100 hostages in some concert hall
Mudslime attack
>>122223223
What happened? Let me guess, Religion of Peace at it again?
Alright I'm not gonna go to Frankfurt next weekend, I'd rather not get bombed
>nice micro by n0tail
Yeah epic micro being dead and having one unit to control how does he do it?
>>122223352
I hope the venue doesn't get attacked by them.
Sumail can surely negotiate...
>pick pl
>lose
wow
>>122223390
Yep
>>122223352
>white people
>>122223284
Okay, you got me there, three seconds +travel time if the target moves.
>>122223357
good, a damn shame they're not killing amerifats too.
>>122223346
You will know when you're good enough to go mid and carry the team
>>122223445
implying his neck pillow isn't filled up with explosives
guys im at the venue, its pretty chill so f
HOLY FUCK HES HERE
FCKASFLAKSJDF
SOMEONE CLAL THE COPS
>>122223564
kill yourself kekold
>>122223463
>Europeans get butchered, blown up, and shot in the streets by Muslims
>"b-but not all Muslims! It's just the extremists!"
HOW YOU WANT YOUR EUROPE F AM?
What if Muslims suicide attack the Frankfurt Major main event and all of EG and Secret die in the bombing?
No.
More.
Honey.
Time to man up for a real event, teams which haven't secured a Upper Bracket Spot.
>>122223564
not sure if mudslime or a kek
>>122223664
>mad amerilard
u first family ;)
>>122223357
links?
>>122223705
dont worry familam, MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE
>>122223579
true, but how would I go about doing that? I always get lots of kills early with sunstrike and ganks when playing invoker for instance but lose in the lategame because bkbs and retarded teammates. But also because I choke combos. I've fixed that part though.
>>122222503
>there are this many illiterates who do not know of police honeypot operations or computer security honeypots
ayy
>>122223761
?
enjoy ur refugees yuropeon
>>122223695
>What if Muslims suicide attack the Frankfurt Major main event and all of EG and Secret die in the bombing?
Wouldn't that be a shame
>letting dazzle live
when will they make a cure for tunnel vision
>they ignore the dazzle
>>122223830
Don't die
SUMAIL JUST BLEW UP FRANKFURT
I say CHIPEN you say KO!
>>122223652
He is in France right now visiting his uncle
>>122223825
wow they look so powerful
>Be European
>Get shot
>>122223874
yeah but y u mad though?
>SF get souls from guards
>SF get souls from chen
>SF get souls from windrunner
Explain this dotards!
>that low-key feel when no lion hero
>>122223695
i'd actually unironically convert to islam if they kill eg and secret
>>122224193
we're not mad, we're laughing at you bud
Guys I'm on the wiki and I just realized that walrus kick is for when you need to strafe TWO people, since it applies the exact same amount of slow, and ignores bkb just like punch.It's still garbage/only buy if balling out of control, but that's interesting.
>>122224203
>guards
what
>chen
he's pious af f@m, ofc he has a soul
>windrunner
maybe she dyes her hair or smth idk
>>122224251
Walrus Kick now deals the same damage as Punch
Viable?
>shooting happened on fuckingmad's street
wew lads
holy shit that Delta split
>>122223695
>>122223898
>>122224229
I'm not your bud, friend.
Stay mad though my obese friend
Lend Chipenko your energy to remove the zerolanners!
\o/
>>122224203
SF gets souls from homing missiles
Explain THAT
>>122224425
did islamists do it?
>>122224206
>that kafkaesque feel when no loli catgirl hero
>Europeans getting keked by mudslimes and EG
Today is a good day
>>122224480
They aren't mechanically homing, there's another tiny keen pilot inside them piloting them.
>>122224206
?
why is /d2g/ the best at memes
>>122224480
There is a man inside the missile
>>122224479
\o/
>>122224482
Who else would do that? No one else has weapons in europe
>>122224251
I'm just glad it's not available on Tusk by default, else playing with pub Tusks would be suffering
>new
>playing unranked
>game after game of teammates that play invis heroes and stand near the enemy team and literally do nothing in teamfights
epic game, dotards
>>122224482
>islamists
You mean Muslims. Stop trying to hide from reality.
>>122224380
Might as well just give two charges to Walrus Punch insteadHow about three?
lmao, mentioning jew in chat is insta time out
>>122224587
we practice 24/7.
>>122224578
>morbidly obese
>wantonly spills beverages
is Lion the most American hero?
>>122224657
mudslimes, ragheads, islamists, whatever you get my point
>>122224587
That's racist good sir!
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING JUKE
>>122224578
s-source?
YOU FUCKING WHAT M8.
P A S C H A
G A M I N G
P A S H A
LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>122224829
Just press the fucking google button man
>Pasha
wew
e
w
P A S H A
A
S
H
A
>>122224898
it doesn't return anything
this game is fucking nuts
>>122224885
OG's are winning this game m8, I won't post N0tail until Frankfurt is over if they lose this.
>>122224991
Tough luck faggot
How about you search for Lion DOTA_2 tags on a rule34 website you know then?
ok can someone post the nebu1a >esports pic from ti2 i know someone has it
N O T P
O
T
P
JUST TP B A C K
Did the gyro get glimpsed?
>>122225084
Say what?
>>122225084
L A M O
>>122225084
>REMEMBER, NO TP
REMEMBER, NO TP
>REMEMBER, NO TP
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
VEGA ARE FUCKING GODS
>>122224575
>>122224590
DEEPEST LORE
E I G H T T H O U S A N D M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S
8 K P L A Y S
K
P
L
A
Y
E
R
>>122225158
yeah
>>122224587
>post got deleted just now
wew lad
MIRACLE WHERES YOUR FUCKING TP WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT HAPPENED TO 8K MMR
>8 K P I E C E O F S H I T
>>122225084
ahahhahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA
b-but he has 8k mmr guys
shallow grave is actually fucking broken
>>122225215
>trade 3 for full lane of rax + aegis
lelouch it wasn't good for og
Yurooshit literally BTFO
>M-MUH MMR
>>122225256
new sticky rules senpai, posts get autodeleted to keep it small, that's why the post count is always 1002
>LELOUCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>122216284
I WONDER IF THOSE MECHANIC CAN MAKE HIM GO BACK TO BASE FASTER
>>122225346
i'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing
that post was top tier
>could afford a 8k MMR account
>couldn't afford a measly 100 gold for Toilet Paper scroll
>>122225256
it auto deletes previous posts
>>122224764>>122224764
>goes dagon and favours massive overkill pre-emptive strikes
He may just be.
>>122225390
w33 is probably sleeping atm senpai
>>122225332
>Vega isn't a european team
-(you)(you)(you)(you)
MIRACLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
FUCKING STOP
8000
Who the heck is this team playing OG?
I'm curious to see their Vegas odds!
8 0 0 0 M M R
why the fuck are games still on? are you serious?
theyve been playing since 11 am. its over 12 hours now
good stuff
>Let's run into all five of the enemy while alone
Next level strats
TTours
>tfw can't post notail anymore without being associated with a weaboo american retard
>>122225486
YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO EUROPABAD AND DISPLAY YOUR TOLERANCE VEGA ARE CIS FUCKING ГAMБУPГEP CУКA
>>122225560
it's the last game retard
>>122225532
god fucking dammit carlos
>daily reminder this man is winning dota right now
>>122225636
This changes nothing
>>122225668
NEVA EVA
QUICK
SOMEONE POST THAT I NEED A MIRACLE SONG
>>122225668
who is that
>>122225613
m8 it's yuros who claim slavs are yuro when they're winning.
it's their only option when all their teams suck balls
>vega losing to literla no name whos
Y U R O S
U
R
O
S
>>122225715
there was 10 bo3s that happened today
that's 10+ hours guaranteed wtf do you want senpai
>>122225715
Wow, group stages at an apparently TI-tier LAN are taking up the whole day, whodathunk it?
>>122225560
12 hours is pretty normal length for group stages of big LAN like this, plus teams have not been playing for 12 hours straight
>>122225770
OurGuy.Moonmierda
>>122225836
>I never actually watched a TI
Good job, newshitter
OG is so shit
POP THE CHEESE YOU FOOL
>>122225902
>Muslims bombing and shooting up Paris in massive coordinated attacks
TURN ON FOX/CNN
What the fuck vega
If PL just went to kill the Gyro it would be over
god yuros are so fking bad
>tfw missing OG losing
>>122226059
They're playing it safe
ETO RAPIRA
>Have fitjew on team
>Have Moonmierda on team
>Have 8k MMR on team
>Lose anyway because your mid has won 0(no) lans
Umm... Dotards?
Time for clown dota
holy shit, Capitalist and Blitz are such a great fucking casting duo
i'm a newshit from LoL and honestly these guys are better than any League casting duo i've ever heard
unironically nice game dotards
>>122226208
They're friends, that's all there is to it desu. Any guys with great chemistry would make a cool casting duo
>Alliance lost to this team
How the fuck?
>>122226208
Welcome to the club
>>122226303
Alliance is shit, more news at 11
>>122226039
by god I guess Paris takes counterstrike a little too seriously
>>122226208
>Capitalist and Blitz are such a great fucking casting duo
as a duo yeah
but even then theyre still p shit
all casters are shit its just that LoL casters are beyond shit
the only good cast is a pro player cast like that one envy-fata-nolans cast
>>122226208
>liking those 2 meme spouting retards, especially blitz, that fat fuck who won't live past 40 years
try pic related
>Frenchies losing to mudslimes
>Nolans losing to slavs
BASED
>>122226159
ETO GA HAHA
>>122226415
>all casters are shit
>>122226208
Good to hear you're enjoying yourself anon
Savor it as long as you can
>>122226481
i mean tubby + synd is fine but only when synd lets tubby talk and tubby doesnt try too hard to be funny
>nolan
>noskill
>noupperbracket
MOON STILL HAS THE CHEESE, FUCK THIS AMERICAN CHINK RETARD.
RUINING ANOTHER TEAM.
>france
>a large physical land mass
>able to close all of its borders
>valve
>simple copy/paste coding that's been done before
>cant into region lock
explain yourselves dotardfaggots
nolans loses another lan!
Where did all the OG posters go?
What does OG stand for again?
HAHAHA
>YUROS
>GET SHOT
>GET FUCKED BY CIS
>>122226431
I'd be perfectly fine with dying at 40 if my dick were as big as Blitz's
>awake from sleep
>europe getting btfo by mudslimes
>EG won
>ww3 happening
so how many lans?
>both CIS teams in the upper bracket
Will our slavs actually manage to win something for once?
>>122226604
notails fault tbqh family
ZERO
ZERO
ZERO LANS
>>122226208
They're both 6k. It helps.
>all these buttblasted nolans fans
>>122226648
0 Grandfinals
>OG
Group B is definitely GOAT
Wp, OG, even though I hate n0lans
>>122226604
>i-its totally not the mid's fault, who fed 2 free kills to SF by tanking razes
>>122226671
you could replace n0lans with ANY other tier 3 midlaner and receive the same/better results
QUICK /d2g/ TELL ME THE NUMBER OF LANS
>yuros only semi relevant team literally owned by a muslim
>>122226621
>>122226724
>not giving shared control of hawk so your gyro can reposition it tping in and not waste his ult in the fucking trees
THIS JUST IN
SUMAIL BLEW UP FRANKFURT
HAPPENING
>>122225668
>winning dota
where
I was the Beastmaster, what went wrong?
>>122226749
SAY IT WITH ME BOYS
NOOOOOOOOOO
LAAAAAAAANNS
>>122226715
gangsta. whos the girl?
>>122226439
Slark is cute!
CUTE!
n0lans BTFO AGAIN
>>122226847
His GF
>>122226847
judging by leg tatt might be soe?
>>122226709
shitrekt tard fuck off
>>122226839
you should havewon a lan
>>122226664
saved so hard it overwrote all my other images
>>122226698
Blitz is actually 7k but he abused Storm
NEXT MATCH; IT'S DRAFT
ANDREY CHIPENKO SAY to 322: "you can for me pick NOT boord manther"
322:: "kamarad CHIPENKOVSKI, its not the BROODMONSTER?"
69PASTABOLOGNES: 'NO get monther 322"
ANDREY CHIPENKO: ITS ok 322 and 69pasta you can not bpick the monther i can do it
322 picks NOT THWE MANSTHER
THE JEW SHOUTS
"HE'S DOING it the 322 is not PICK the MONTER"
eeeeeeeeee
aFTER THE GAME 322 AND ANDREY CHIPENKO HAVE TALK
"ANDREY THE CHIPENKO, Thank YOU FOR YOUR ADVICING AND WE HAVE WON AGAINST 8000MMR"
"ITS the right way to play it 322"
"you ARE REALLY BETter than THE BEZEZE"
"yes 322 but now we must the gamburger"
ANDREY CHIPENKO WINS THE FRANKENSTEIN MAYOR
LATER THAT NIGHT ANDREY CHIPENKO IS IN ROOM OF HOTEL
THERE IS KNOCK ON DOOR
ANDREY CHIPENKO ANDSWERS THE DOOR IT IS WOMAN OF GOOD HOUSE YES SHEEVAR
"CHIPENKO I AM HAVE DESIRE YOU ARE NECCESSARY FOR ME
CHIPENKO SAY BACK: "who are you I DONt know WHO YOU ARE" and DOOR IS CLOSE
>>122226715
based as fuck
>>122226839
>60 mins in
>Still no Bots as betamaster
>>122226925
>>122226604
how many LANs?
>>122226614
>Region Locking the Majority of your users
Dotards?
>muslims literally just killed 50+ people in france and took another 60 hostage
>you're sitting here watching esports instead of following the situation
HOW
ARE
YOU
NOT
WATCHING
THIS
HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=35&v=ZJYVtPLDY80
WORLD WAR THREE IS ACTUALLY BEGINNING AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING BIGFAGGY NOLANS LIVE UP TO HIS NAME?
>>122227076
I actually just caught up to this
Too bad I have to go to sleep because I have to wake up early
>>122227076
why would i?
i'm no yuro
our guy singsing is streaming
To be honest, this Paris situation is no joke, I honestly feel bad for frogs. Even though it's kinda expected.
>>122227076
Yeah, I can't even enjoy Vega's victory as much now
what do i watch now
>>122227076
the fuck do I care what's going on in yurop?
>>122227147
a better game, even
>>122226648
Outside Gyrocopter
morning d2g~
summarize what happen to previous matches
>>122227286
In a nutshell:go to fucking joindota and check yourself
>n0lans
>>122227076
>import muslims
>women get raped
>men get shot
Why are westerners such fucking KUCKS holy shit. I'm a chink and I don't even have it this bad.
>>122227353
thank you very muchretard
hippo hero when?
>>122227076
I only watch twitch streams
Why is there no news twitch stream
>>122227286
the dragon is waking ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
>>122227391
>>122227435
I'm moving to China
I'm done with this shit
>>122227494
>what is earthshaker
some of you guys are alright.
don't go to ifell tower today.
All matches except Alliance vs EHOME look like one sided stomps tomorrow
>>122227707
WAT?
>>122227707
hoh shit
hello fellow anime fans
>tfw no pussy hero
>>122227707
damn, memes aside im glad he's safe. i met 7ckingmad at the first ESL Frankfurt and he seemed like a genuinely decent lad.
>>122227707
/pol/ was right.
>>122227707
HOLY FUCK LMAO
>>122227707
literally who
>watch singsing till frankfurt starts
>watch frankfurt till singsing steams and play couple games in the middle
>watch singsing till frankfurt starts
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>122227707
>+35 dead 'Shootings' reported in central Paris: Reports of shooting and casualties in central Paris
oh wow, muslims?
can you guys take this to /pol/ or something? We're supposed to be discussing dota right now...
anyone here like Dota 2?
>>122228018
Offtopic shitposting is dota related
If you want on topic discussion reddit is probably better for you
>tfw both euroes and mudslimes getting btfo today
>>122227682
earthshaker is a knuckle walking gorilla
>>122228041
pol is not comfy it's literally 100 posts a second
>>122227748
>thinking alliance is better than CDEC.
Lmao, this yuro delusion
>>122228151
>EG got John
Thanks Burger-land.
We had a spot of bother with him.
have they started the fire ?
UP TO 60 DEAD AND NOW SHOOTOUT BROKE OUT NEAR THE CITY CENTER +MULTIPLE SUICIDE BOMBINGS BY STADE DE FRANCE
>>122228180
>people ignore my posts
haha
Looks like yuro gun control is just about effective as their dota2 teams today!
>EUROKEKS
Why don't the french army just call in Puppey? He'd stop the mudslimes.
french borders closed 500+ hostages confirmed holy shit its actually happening.
Will yuropeons kill themselves after today and after secret get blown the fuck out in a non honeypot lan tomorrow?
>>122228175
I believe he's a mix of gorilla, bull and sloth
>>122228338
two out of three european teams made it to upper bracket today
meanwhile EG couldnt 2-0 fnatic
POST YFW YOUR AN AMERICAN
>mfw all this immigration hate will fuel trump's campaign
CAN'T
>euroes are already defending muslims on twitter
>#islamnonculpable
How many people have to get sacrificed to allah before they see what we've known in freedomland for years?
>>122228536
He has bull parts?
What are yuros doing with their country lmaop
>yfw Sumail gets deported tomorrow
>>122228734
just kek my country up senpaitachi
>>122228590
could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Trump has always talked about preventing illegal Mexican immigration, not so much potential terrorists
also dota 2
>>122228605
it's over, but don't think it's just europe
the world is ruled by retards nowadays don't think the US is much different
enjoy your life, hopefully we will be already dead of old age when shit really hits the fan
>>122228338
pretty sure more people die in Detroit or Chicago per month
uuuuh america? free us please?
fucking please, we will do anything just get the fucking vermin out of our continent.
>>122219407
Fuck I miss auras. At least in WC3 it had an option to disable/enable them.
Also the fucking pathing in dota 2 really sucks ass. Why can't they get WC3 pathing? Even HoN had better pathing than dota 2
>>122228783
what filtesr as senpaitchi
senpai?
lmao they change it?
>>122228840
That's niggers and spics killing each other
If the borders are closed in Paris, does that mean West Europe cant get to the Frankfurt majors?
>>122228824
>ded of old age
NOPE
HAPPENING IS NOW MANG.
>>122228942
senpai-s turns into senpaitachi for some reason, it's kind of funny because I don't think I ever typed senpai-s before the filter, but now that it is a filter I just pluralize it for fun
even europe's attacks are more sophisticated than usa
Well, I sure am glad European countries have sensible gun control laws, otherwise they'd have mass shooting like in America.
>europeons
>>122228540
>vp loses
>"SLAVS AREN'T YURO"
>vp and vega get WB
>"TWO YURO TEAMS MADE IT THROUGH WOO"
Some of you infidel dotards are alright.
If you're in new syria don't go to the theatre tomorrow
Happening poem will be posted then
>>122228991
this is nothing happening
happening will be the same day the left wing apologists realize they were wrong all along, the day western society crumbles, the day mininukes and chemical bombs explode in various american cities while europe is overrun by a real army of sandniggers with AKs, not just a dozen retards in paris
that is the day everything ends, hopefully it will take a few decades still
big grins for dead yuros
>>122228720
lol not at all
I usehatsthat make him look bull-like
>>122229185
Slavs are honorary Americans.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WTITH THIS SHIT GAME MY TEAM IS ALWAYS SO BAD
LITERALLY MINUTE 5 GG MOST THE TIMES AND OTHER TIMES THEY JUST THROW WAHATEVER ADVANTAGE WE HAD IN SECODNS
>>122229324
>happening will be the same day the left wing apologists realize they were wrong all along, the day western society crumbles....
hat they just had a south park episode about this
>>122229356
I wonder why none of the heroes have beaks.
>tfw french dotards who were rooting against EG this very day have been eternally c u c ked by allah tonight
>french dotards who likely posted in this thread about their stupid honeypot lan
Kekking so hard my ribs hurt.
>>122229416
nah your just a shitter
>>122229416
Should really stop playing that hero, you're awful
>frenchies blown the fuck out
>can't even defend themselves because noguns
>>122229525
very edgy
what should i redeem senpai?
ps. i already have all the sets from the treasures
>french normies get btfo
>euro damage control here
Reminder that if you leave the house more than twice a week, you're a fucking normie and are literally actually truly really metaphorically philosophically being btfo right now
>whale hero
>slowly flops to lane
>takes up half the screen space
>6000 hp level one
>10 BAT
>>122229525
>>122229602
>samefag
>>122229730
>euro damage control here
you're literally the only person posting about this senpai
>>122229742
>doesn't know how to check for samefag
jej
Help me out; I'm torn. Which set should I get? Both are on the market for the same price.
http://strawpoll.me/5999114
>>122214223
Gimme da venj
>new
>play unranked
>peruvians with shit connection dc and get an abandon
>everyone else instantly disconnects too
I just want one game of dota.
>>122229740
>flopsto enemy T2
>do nothing
>T1 falls
>repeat
>>122229842
right
>>122229842
left
LEAVE ISLAM TO ME
who knows this feel
>Watch clips of Frankfurt Majors
>VP picks carry/semi-carry Vengeful Spirit and winning versus EG
So, is that actually a valid pick now or does EG suck nowadays
yuros
>>122229846
work hard for that +damage anon
>30 dead, >60 hostages
taetanToday at 7:35 AM
>>122229956
why is he called General Hao?
So who else is glad this is the Frankfurt Major, and not the Paris Major
>>122229975
Are you retarded?
>>122230145
Yes.
>>122230065
I thought they had a 100 hostages....
>>122229975
You're why permanent LPQ needs to be a thing
>>122230101
If this happened in Frankfurt during the major that would be crazy
>>122229995
honeypot match desu senpai
MY FUCKING SIDES
rub your healing salve on my skin
>>122230101
>muslims armed with rifles raid the major
>they see sumail, universe, ritsu and yawar talking at the door
>"sorry brothers didn't know this was a mosque"
>terrorists walk away
we are safe, thanks NAdota
>>122230236
>Islam is going mid, diving the tower to kill France
>Uk and Sweden are getting ganked at the same time in their safe lane
>Offlane Murica is ignoring this and trying to farm, the enemy offlane Israel and Palestine dual lane is out zoning him pretty hard
>"jajaja ez mid" all chat from Muslims as France dies under his Tier 2 tower, 5 minutes into the game
Hahah holy shit these Sky News casters talking about the hostages and assaulting the sieged building sound exactly like Dota commentators talking about strategy or roshing or something.
>>122230309
I thought pooinloos hated muslims...
>>122229687
Are you a literal god at this game?
>>122230183
It's over a 100 wounded/dead and a 100 hostages also the concert was an American band
>>122230309
why are you following literally reddit? i hate that dudes avy too he looks like a god damn retard.
>>122230309
>they belong to no religion
but terrorists call themselves freedom fighters
>>122230324
Holy shit I'm dying
>>122230309
Fucking kek
>>122230507
>>122230507
>>122230507
New Thread
>>122230393
I can't wait for
>Spetsnaz strom for the door
>They shoot
>THEY ARE ALL DEAD
>>122230383
>Murica has a midas coming in the courier
jaja
>>122230236
If they killed EE, I would be fine with it
>>122230324
Top kek
>>122230309
Y U R O S
U
R
O
S
>>122230309
agreed, I mean how many times has the media reported when there is a christian terrorist or jewish one? Seems to only happen to muslims
>>122229995
It's viable, but I don't see becoming meta
>>122229956
SAVE US HAO
>>122214223
Roll
>>122227090
fucking pol man
jesus christ
CHECK THE BLOG
>>122214223
is there picture of the cosplayer at gook lans?