The Binding of Isaac General /boig/

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How's that steak, buddy?

>>122199859
I refuse to believe Azazel is meant to be that weak.

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AYYYYYY

Premature answer: Lost with Holy Mantle will be a Greed Mode donation unlock.

the steak meme needs to stop
there's way funnier ways to complain

>>122200039
This is already confirmed.
The Achievement tied to it is the same style as the "Cain starts with Paper Clip" one.

It's going to be 999 coins

have you fuckers seen this?

>https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3snfk4/weve_done_it_boys_solved_for_real/

allegedly we're having to send people out to mcmuffin's home-fucking-town to solve this stupid puzzle

this is horseshit, right? he can't still be THAT mad about the lost

>>122200137
>we
go back to reddit, fuccboi.

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>>122200137
no, it's horseshit

edmund didn't send anyone to the arcade

he sent people elsewhere
https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/665199458011865090

>>122200137
Someone will literally have to suck his dick in order for the entire game to be released

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0fHKWA_SJ4

This steak is getting really hard to chew. I think I might just end up spitting it out pretty soon.

>>122200284

I'm being a normie and you can't stop me. Get fucked, aspie.

>>122200371
sorry bro, i would upvote you but i can't seem to find the arrow.

Can we just like
remove the Cellar from the game
Please

>>122200137
Someone should go there and purposefully get hurt following his clues.

Like fall off a Ferris wheel or something.
Then sue him. Or at least send a very sad tweet.

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First for

Edmund "If there's fun to be had, I'll make it bad" McMillen
Edmund "If the item's a hit, let's turn it to shit" McMillen
Edmund "If you're feeling gay, a nerf's on the way" McMillen
Edmund "Nothing is safe, I'll nerf a year late" McMillen
Edmund "I'd collect unemployment before I'd give you enjoyment" McMillen
Edmund "My name is McMillen, your fun I'll be killin" McMillen
Edmund "If it clears a room, the item is doomed" McMillen
Edmund "You choked down the steak, now your game I will break" McMillen

>>122199991
I'm Vegan.

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>>122200923

>>122200510
R

>>122200021
Has anyone directly confronted Ed about this yet?
It seems that subreddit is content with sucking his dick and ignoring that he's clearly released an unfinished game

>>122199991
Its alright.
Im a patient man, and I really enjoy all the salt its come with.

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I fucking hate Eve

Last time Edmund posted on the subreddit IT WASN'T A TIMEGATE GUYS, IT WAS TOTALLY A BUG, he added that he wasn't gonna read/reply to any comments. If you want to confront him, good luck actually getting hold of him.

How many characters do I have to alternate with in Greed Mode to noticeably reduce my jam chance? I've just been switching between Judas and Cain, but the that seems like at most 1-2% drop.

>>122200487
>upvote
Go back to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT!

>>122201351
>hating purest girl
baka senpai desu

>>122201351
Sounds like you need to git guppy's paw

>>122201382
I suck dicks, meant to reply to >>122201129

>>122201405
Are you a punchin bag mate? All characters start at 0% and the chance goes up independently for each coin donated.

>>122201668
Are you sure? I distinctly remember finishing a Cain run with the machine starting at 4%.

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Shit game desu senpai.

>>122201405
Just use Glowing Hourglass plus Chaos Card before it's patched.

>>122201879
The % chance is persistent, and was only invisible before the most recent patch. The amount of coins you had donated was always tracked.

>>122202045
Doesn't change your hitbox m80.

>>122201351
IMPROVE
YOURSELF

>>122128092
I've actually figured out what Golden Horseshoe does but nobody cares enough to test it.

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Alright lads, get your asses to Santa Cruz if you want some of that steak.

>>122202583
>imgur link

phew, for a moment I thought you were autistic enough to go to Santa Cruz for a shitty ARG.

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>>122202583
Aw shit!

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>this shit
Is there no God

>>122202261
It's just a chance to use your hold item without consuming its charge, right?
I think I remember that happening on one of my runs

>how to jump+car battery
>isaac now jumps in place and stand still for 2 seconds
thanks edmund!

>>122202886
>the monstro sprite makes it look like you can sneak behind him but you never can without taking damage

>>122202951
Car Battery + Short Cutter.
Makes both portals in the same place.
gg no re edmund.

>>122202928
It gives you a greater chance to succeed playing the slots I think.

I made an account for reddit to post it since I didn't know there was a general here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3s5fd7/i_think_i_know_what_the_golden_horshoe_does/

Is the game patched already or is it still broken, with greed being ultra buffed and azazel being utter shit ?

Also, is there any mods that remove the stupid fucking scaling on hush and greed ?

Even if I fucking love steak, chewing on the same bit for 30 minutes is all but enjoyable.

>>122203130
Oh ok. Well then I have no idea what item was giving me free charges then.

>>122202045
*tips fedora*

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Just tease my shit up

>>122202769
Of course not. I'm waiting for reddit to datamine the Matrix for the physical clues. I can only imagine how long the next timegate'll be in retaliation.

>the lost starts with the holy mantle, but the d4 becomes single use and is rerolled with all other items
>all items that are useless for the lost are rerolled when they appear for him
>the lost no longer takes immediate touch damage - enemies must be touching him for a second to begin dealing damage, and fire and curse rooms do not affect him
Pick one.

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fuck the speed challenge

>>122203629
Option 1

>>122203629
>all items that are useless for the lost are rerolled when they appear for him

>all these useless pill effects
>PHD died for this shit

>>122203673
You need to be broke as fuck.

So rev up that R button

>>122203934
Ed is going to make the minions that the Hush spawns heal him if you don't kill them

>>122203934
It's not fun when you're using a filter.

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>>122203934

>>122204125
The only reason you killed Hush so fast was because he wanted to get away from the filter.

>>122204115
>implying the filter is bad
fuck off edmund

>>122204259
it wouldn't be so bad if some things didn't look so weird with the filter on.

Other than that, it's ok

I sometimes use the filter.

>>122203629
The Lost starts with the Holy Mantle already.

>>122204259
The filter looks everything like a muddy, ugly, undefined mess.

>reddit losing their shit about Edmunds ARG
>not realizing he's just fucking with them

come on, plebbit

>>122204637
no, you look like a muddy, ugly, undefined mess

So, Black Candle no longer works on Curse of the Maze, unless the damn thing is bugged.

Edmund McMillen @edmundmcmillen 1m1 minute ago
Shit is going down yo!

>>122203629
None. The Lost is supposed to be ultra hard mode. I don't get peoples problem with that.

>>122203673
>makes it all the way to the heart
>dies

shit anon i feel fucking bad for you. Typically my speed runs would die 3-4 floors in, I only made to the womb twice and the second time I beat the challenge. I would punch my monitor if I died to the heart.

>>122204727
"NO U"
real mature

Faggot :^)

https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3sopup/boi_arg/

call the number to order your steak

>>122204625
Unless anyone has confirmed that beyond the achievement being there, I don't think so.

>>122204770
Because not only has "Run a steamroller over my head"mund's poor design left unavoidable damage in the game, it also shuts off a good part of the game's features and enjoyment behind RNG.
The Lost is exactly the opposite of the kind of character that should be in a roguelike.

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>>122204841
Holy shit, I love this sort of stuff! Real life ARG stuff is cool.

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JUST

>>122204976
You could see that even before the achievements, if you random on a game and catch a fast glimpse on the lost as the character select passes by you can see that it says he starts with Holy Mantle. Same with Eve.

>>122205050
just a reminder to slow the fuck down

>>122205076
Except that was believed to be a holdover from the testing done to improve the Lost's playability.
The other option was his current one - spectral tears and the D4.

>>122205050
Stop going in there with 99 coins, nigga.
The machine breaks.
You know the machine breaks.
It's like continually going to a restaurant where they have a chance to shit in your food and ordering the buffet every time.

>>122204976
>unavoidable damage
Still, he has the mantle now.
Also, what features of the game does he shut off? Do you mean his super powerful unlocks? It makes sense that those are locked behind a tough challenge.
Quit trying to eat your steak in one bite.

>Double steam sale and 99 coins
>Store is super greed
No seriously fuck everything.

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>>122205342
>Depths 1
>Shop Items until then have been pretty shit and I haven't found anything worth using my money on
>Shop is Greed
>"Well, maybe the next shop will-"
>Shop on Depths 2 is Super Greed
>Donation Machine from an Arcade also jams after two coins
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>122205286
>Stop going in there with 99 coins, nigga.

seriously this, I tend to only go to ultra greed with 30ish coins because thats about the average I get in. Although yesterday I pumped over 50 in without it breaking but whatever.

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>>122205495

>eggman stalling for time on this update with ARGshit

REEEEEEEEE

>>122205978
Calling edmund eggman is an insult to eggman

How powerful is bum hero?

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>>122205459
It's good to hear the game mechanics are working to their fullest ability to ensure your steak's juiciness.

>>122206194
One of the better familiars once you get him max level

>tfw you get to beat Mega Satan and Hush on the same run

TYBG!

13PQ Y1K3 as Maggy.

>>122206276
The steak isn't juicy.
It's fucking RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>122206346
>trying to beat hush as judas
>chaos card on the 2nd floor

huehuehuehue

Is glowing hour hourglass still in the greed mode item pool ?

can't seem to get it by rerolling the first shop.

>>122206475
yes its in the greed mode item pool

So what's in the new update? Should I bother downloading it, or should I wait if I downloaded the first afterbirth patch already.

>>122206545
Then I'm just unlucky then, I'm trying to get it over with with the 999 coins, it's probably going to be patched out in the next update.

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Can we stop with the steak jokes?

Its making me hungry.

I'm really getting sick of the health scaling on hush and ultra greed. I can see not being able to 1-shot the bosses but they're so fucking overtuned right now. Having to shoot non-stop at the boss for 3-4 minutes is so fucking boring.

also if you have e-coli you can turn the greeds coins into poops.

Update happening.

>New patch is out
>Greed Mode crashes for everyone

BELLISIMO, EDMUND

MAMA MIA WHAT A STEAK

>>122206696
Just wait a month until it's actually done

>>122206696
I can't play greed mode with the new patch, it crashes instantly.

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RUH ROH
WHAT IS IT?

>>122206951
That's probably the Mega Satan head.

>>122206813
BRAVO EDMUND, I CAN'T EVEN EAT THIS BURNT POTATO THAT YOU SERVED WITH THIS WELL-DONE STEAK SLATHERED WITH KETCHUP.

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>Isaac NG has stopped working

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Friendly reminder that the only reason the patch came out so late was because they were bugtesting up until now.

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>buying Afterbirth
HAHAHAHA

What's in the patch?

>>122207251

>too poor to enjoy this 7 dollar steak

>>122207274
Disappointment

PATCH, DOWNLOAD IT NOW
A
T
C
H

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>>122207250

>>122207342
>this burnt steak is worth 7 dollars

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Retro vision used to instantly crash the game for me, now greed mode is doing it. Is it mandatory to have at least one thing always crashing the game?

thanks edmund, you are showing yourself as a true bugtester

good goyim, buy the excuses and the shit, never breed!

>>122207419
>for some people
>not everyone

>>122206951
it's the key item I think

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>IRL ARG that only a small % of the playerbase can realistically take part in

Who the fuck told you this was a good idea, Edmund? I'm not going to drive to Santa Cruz for your shitty stale steak.

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>All this ARG shit is just to distract the plebbit community so they don't realize that Edmund rushed the game out the door months before it was actually ready.

Fucking hell. Also, thanks CAPTCHA.

>>122206951
One new item! In exchange for an entire gamemode being unplayable. Truly, this is the King of Steaks.

>>122204729
Did you take a ??? pill?

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Now we just have to wait another 109 hours for greed mode to be playable.

WHAT'S IN THE UPDATE

WHAT'S IN THE UPDAAATE

>>122207760
Even reddit isn't slowing this pill easy.

The first comment is usually "Oh Edmund I love your cock, please let me suck it".

But the second and is always "Yo, what the fuck is this shit".

And /r/themoddingofisaac is pretty pissed

>>122205290
No you jackass, half the items in the game are useless as The Lost

And they aren't removed, so they can clutter up your item pools while all the necessary upgrades never show up

>>122207906
Dissapointment.

>>122207916
go back there you cumguzzler

>>122207992
Ed only talks to reddit.
You have to go there to see what the fuck is going on

>>122208069

ignore him, he's just triggered by the r-word

>>122206790
I knew it wasn't just me

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>>122207906
CONSPIRACY THEORIES

HOLY SHIT I JUST PICEKD UP MEGA BRIMSTONE

>>122208229
Post a pic then

>>122208229
How about you screenshot it then you lying faggot?

>Greed mode now instantly crashes

Good going you fat fuck.

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>>122208229

>Controlled tears
>Dark bum
>Jump

I'm not sure what to think of this combo on level 3.
It has potential, but it's so unlike how I usually play

>notifications when you reach a transformation
Ok that's pretty neat.

>>122207757
Didn't Edmund pay attention to how Valve did shit in TF2? Or how the Surgeon Sim developers did theirs?
This isn't discovering how to find a secret, this is "find clues until I decide when to release it :^)"

>>122208639
Is that in the new patch?

I just fucking wish we had patch notes

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>>122208229
b-but
my 107$ steak

>>122208893
Those eyes looked like the TRIGGERD eyes

>>122208820
Yeah, when I got the ass knife, a notification saying YES, MOM? popped up.

>>122209082
Thank god.
I didn't even know there was a drug transformation until I read about it

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>>122209072
Nah, nowhere close.

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>>122203673
did it senpai

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we in it now boys

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>>122209072
They're Edmund's.

>>122209376
>still easier than pre-patch ultra greed ;^)

guys i just made guppy and it played a sound and said guppy!

>>122209376
how is your game not crashing

>>122209376
how did you get the game to not crash

>game updates
>greed mode becomes unplayable

Edmund you fuccboi, test your fucking game.

is the angel room exploit still in the new patch?

I need it to be in before I update.

>>122209498
>>122209569
I had a run open from before the patch, then continued it. I was able to continue it after patching
Launching a new run is the thing that's crashing everyones games

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>>122205495

>>122209587
He's not the developer, anon. Neither is he the tester.
Nicalis is the immensely incompetent shitty developer behind this game.

>>122209629
i had a run open before the patch too, but when continuing when i change of floor it crashes

>>122209612

What was the exploit?

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>>122209264

>>122209861
Just exit the run and continue again.
and there will be a new statue

ezpz mega satan key
also excess key pieces can be rerolled into angel room items.

>>122207789

Can't remember - does that cancel out Black Candle?

This steak is undercooked

>>122209612
yes it still works
in other new, i cant go to hush without crashing

>>122210035

Only if you took the pill before taking the candle.

If you take a ??? pill after getting the candle, you still get the most annoying curse in the game.

NEW PATCH

>>122210048
>undercooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCujO6Ujw_o

>try to go an beat Hush
>crash

I'm pretty sure this is Fatmund´s doing.

I don't want to, but I'm starting to dislike this game(or at least this DLC).

LITERALLY CANT GO TO THE HUSH FLOOR WITHOUT CRASHING
ITS LIKE HE JUST ROLLED BACK TO THE LAUNCH VERSION

>>122210268
if you weren't eating my steak so fast i wouldn't have to make you chew more slowly :)

>>122210139
In a recent greed run something like two or three pills had that effect, what the fuck.

>>122210298
First crash was going through the blue womb door, now it crashes in the floor transition screen.

Do they even test this shit?

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>game crashes when entering the blue womb
thank you eggmund

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>Greed Mode crashing for a lot of people
>Hush crashing AGAIN
Edmund should have just announced a delay instead of shitting out this half-baked nonsense.

Is MissingHUD borked for anyone else
Everything just reads 0

>>122210472
for me its at the end of the transition screen
i tried exiting/continuing etc and nothing worked

>>122210393
It's a stupid joke. It's an amnesia pill, not only do you forget the map, you also forget the pill's effect so it keeps showing up as an unknown pill no matter how many you gulp down.

>two dollars on a single run
GREAT THAT MY FUCKING DONATION MACHINE ALREADY GOT STUCK AFTER ca. 25 COINS

Every new patch, including the launch of Afterbirth, has completely broken something.

Good job, Nicalis, you gaggle of fuckups.

>>122210540
Edmund should just announce when he's going to stop sucking dicks.

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>kamikaze now NEVER hurts you

>>122210716
Blue Bomber is a challenge, bra

>>122210101
>>122210529
Cool, but fuck updating now
hush not working?

>>122200841
Edmund "only bigots ask for patch notes" McMillen.

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>>122210716

holy shit is it worth taking now?

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>>122210716
>by consequence, Dead Sea Scrolls are now viable

>>122210795
No, now it literally never hurts you, even if you're not playing blue bomber.

>>122210856
YES

>>122210716
>>122210856
>>122210925
it's a bug
-ed

At least Azazel isn't shit now, aren't you happy? :^)

>>122210802
no it just crashes like at launch

what's in the new 12.something mb patch?

>>122210992

Was he reverted to Rebirth levels? I'm not updating just yet.

>>122211047

Steak

Make sure you don't chew too fast :^)

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W O R K I N G
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H A R D
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>>122211047
steak with bugs

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>>122211169
>it only happens in release
How can that be true?

>>122211053
still a longer charge time but the damage seems to be back to normal

>Want angel rooms for mega satan
>they never spawn despite always skipping devil deals

I'm getting really tired of this. Really really tired.

>>122211169
jesus christ this guy is a complete fuckup

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he's back bitches

>>122210806

Patch Notes:
- Broke Greed Mode
- Broke Hush encounter
- Broke a few items
- Removed Azazel's flight
- Removed Lost's flight
- Changed Box of Friends from 4 charges to 6
- While using Gnawed Leaf's statue form, you are no longer immune to explosions, stomping damage, or lasers.
- Halved damage for Daddy Long Legs familiar, doubled damage for Daddy Long Legs boss attacks
- Fixed Greed Machine jamming after a few coins, this was a mistake. It now properly jams after one coin, as intended
- Taking Devil Deals as Lost now kills you
- Taking Dead Cat as Lost now kills you
- ARG implimented, first clue is in Somalia

>>122210912
still a shitty item though.

>>122211169
"sadly it only happens in release"

What?

>>122211335

Nicalis develops, not Eggroll McAfee

>>122211529
Chain of command means top of the totem pole gets the blame

Smegma McMuffin is responsible.

>>122211843

It's a game development company, not a military unit you jackoff. Egghead McMilfhunter can be blamed for plenty of things, but being so bafflingly shit at coding that the release version is somehow different from the one they're testing on (What the actual fuck) isn't one of them.

>>122211398
You also forgot these.
- The Game now detects when a player is constantly restarting in an attempt to get good items, will significantly boost chances of finding The Poop, The Bean, D10 and more and make most other items either be extremely rare or have them replaced with Breakfast
- Made sure to add more rooms where you can't avoid damage
- Holy Mantle now only protects the player from damage once per floor
- Made Soy Milk more common when Curse of the Blind is active
- D6 now has a chance to break upon use
- D4 now rerolls itself too
- Gave Spiders even more health and made the Cellar ten times more likely to appear over the Basement and Burning Basement
- Buffed both Haunt and Forsaken since Reddit complained they were too easy
- "Accidentally" made even more rooms, enemies and bosses that are impossible to avoid or damage if you don't have enough speed
- Revival Items now have a 50% Chance to revive into The Lost
- Removed "Something" since people were digging in places they didn't belong in. Guess he wasn't a keeper after all!
- Buffed Mega Satan with the same HP Scaling as Ultra Greed and Hush
- All of the above's Summons now have the same HP Scaling so they aren't so easy to kill in comparison to the boss itself

>>122212253
Isn't Edmund like the art guy? Has nothing to do with coding.

>>122212253
it's a joke, just like everyone blames Sakurai for every Smash thing and Lucas for every Prequel and Indie disaster

>>122212331
>Removed "Something" since people were digging in places they didn't belong in. Guess he wasn't a keeper after all!


Kill yourself
I wanted keeper ;_;
Glad this isn't real.

>>122212331

- People complained the other transformations were not as good as Guppy. In order to fix this, Guppy no longer spawns flies.

>>122212401
He's the art director and the guy who comes up with the design concepts.
Even though he's pretty much an ideas guy, if it was just Nicalis developing this by themselves, the game would be fucking horrible.

holy fuck azazel is playable again
fuck yes finally
but missing hud isn't working :/

>>122200137
>[deleted]
What was this about?

>>122213027
Some bullshit that led people to a place in California.
It wasn't the end, but someone found a poster with a phone number there.

He probably deleted it because of people messaging him saying he didn't actually solve everything like he claimed.

>Isaac is now faster in the SPEED challenge

Fucking finally

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SLOW DOWN

STOP BREAKING THE GAME

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>>122213472
STOP CHEWING THE STEAK

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>faggots butthurt about the lost having spectral tears and the mantle

I can pretty much guarantee you those people never got RPG or if they did they never touched the lost a single time afterward. Holy mantle actually makes me want to play the lost for fun now.

>>122213535
>stop chewing
>choke

I don't want this

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>Blinding Baby is still bugged

>>122213472
>>122213535
NO YOU CHEWED IT TOO MUCH

SPIT IT OUT
I DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU ATE IT
PUT IT BACK ON THE PLATE

>>122213637
yOU SHOULD HAD THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE BUYING MY $100 STEAK

>>122213593

Who's butthurt? Pretty much everyone in these threads agree that Lost is No Fun Allowed: The Character without these buffs, and then there are a small handfull of "gitgud" fags who are just shitposting anyway.

>Decide today is the day to get every character through greed mode
>see update
>download it
>greed mode crashes every time
MMMMMM JUICY

>>122213750
people on reddit

>>122213472
How does this happen?

They specifically said they were delaying this patch for DAYS after they promised to release it so that it wouldn't have any bugs.

>>122213757
>tfw I wanted to get all characters through Greed Mode before the patch hit because of that EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE 2 achievement
>tfw couldn't finish in time and still need to do Lazarus and Eden

>>122213897
Ed saw people having fun.

>>122213857
Those people don't even play the fucking game

>>122213248
>edmund is so obsessed with his ARG that he's breaking the fucking game over it
something something steak

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>>122213857
pic


>>122213897
Because Nicalis is so incompetent that the version they test on is different than the release version. Sit there and think about that for awhile. I'm still completely dumbstruck by it.

>>122213897
No, it's fine, they did test it, they just didn't test the release version.

Because they're fucking idiots, what kind of insane QA are you doing that you're NOT testing the release version? Like, holy shit, how does this company survive? Is this what Indie Gaming is like?

>>122213962
That's pretty much my assumption. I almost always find that people who bitch about much needed buffs are almost exclusively people who never play the game or that challenge/character/whatever.

Eve buff is fantastic. She's on-par with Cain, Judas, and Samson now. I'd hope for Maggy or Lazarus to get buffed, but seems like those characters are destined to be ignored forever

>yfw Magdalene is the exact same character from launch

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>devil/angel rooms still bugged
I just want to wreck mega stan.

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>>122213942
>Still need to do Greed Mode with The Lost and Blue Baby

>>122214158
What was the buff? I didn't update and I'm too scared to do so.

>>122214107
>Because Nicalis is so incompetent that the version they test on is different than the release version. Sit there and think about that for awhile. I'm still completely dumbstruck by it.

That's insane. That's actually fucking insane. I'm flabbergasted. How the fuck do you do that. I don't even work for a video game company and I can tell you just how stupid that is. How.

>>122214226
I held off on the last patch and did it for Lost before shop rerolling machines could explode. Fucking glad, too.

>>122214251
I assume she starts with razor blade now, that's been in the pipes. Haven't played her yet to see for myself though.

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>>122214107
>Because Nicalis is so incompetent that the version they test on is different than the release version. Sit there and think about that for awhile. I'm still completely dumbstruck by it.

>>122214158
Maggy is fine, she's the character for people who aren't very good at the game and who don't want to play azazel. Plus them red hearts for devil deals.

I also like laz, just kill yourself for a decent damage buff. Although he's basically a shittier judas. He could use something to make him more interesting at least.

>>122214186
>devil/angel rooms still bugged

They are bugged?

>>122214226
>didnt do lost before the restock machine change

>>122214358
There is an achievement for her to start with it

Get ???'s Only Friend
Get Mom's Knife
Get Ludovico

>Knife is far slower moving than ???'s BFF
>??? BFF becomes main source of damage because you can move it faster

What am I supposed to feel?

>>122214158
Eve was always fantastic, mind you.

>>122214509
>What am I supposed to feel?
An aversion to speed

>>122214509

knife ludo is so fucking bad

on par with knife soy milk even

>>122214509
I fucked one of my runs like this too. Ludovicos and mom's knife synergize but it makes the knife so fucking slow it's basically useless. Ruined my mega satan run in I RULE!

why are they trying to buff and nerf every character but leave blue baby as a fucking joke?

>>122214226
Lost can have Holy Mantle somehow after the patch.

You LITERALLY cannot lose with it. Whenever you lose the mantle, just exit/continue.

Of course you want to finish everything before Ebmumds decides to remove that

How the fuck does every single patch manage to break more shit than the one before it...

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>Speed challenge now makes Isaac fast just like everyone else
Also they removed 'pills here' when you picked up pills I forgot to mention this when Rebirth came out

>>122214406
I hope so, since taking no damage and killing beggars/shopkeepers doesnt seem to enhance the chance of them to appear, and it seems like it's even impossible for them to spawn in every third fifth and seventh room, unless you have the goat head of course

>>122214702
blue baby is the neutral challenge character. Aka less bullshit than the lost but still hard. He's not supposed to be 'great'

Has anyone seen if D4 rerolls Holy Mantle on the lost now?

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>yfw the crash is on purpose so edmund can extend the ARG until someone wins

>>122214402
It would be nice for her to have a new item to unlock so she isn't left in the dust while literally everyone else gets new unlocks and shit

>>122214548
I know, but it honestly depends on luck for me how well Eve can do. Being able to remove red hearts on the fly is going to benefit her a fuckton

>>122214890
It does.

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>>122214891

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>There are people on this thread RIGHT NOW that doesn't disable automatic updates

>>122214891
>Steak isn't fully cooked yet
>sets lounge on fire so that people stop asking why the steak is taking so long

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Man, I so disappointed reddit hasn't datamined the Matrix yet to discover the new big secret.

>>122215107
>Steak is raw
>Not even Chef Ramsey can fix it
>An atom bomb is detonated in order to cook it McMillen wonders why everyone is not satisfied

>>122215232
>Hiding something physical for an ARG

What if the guy who found it was a dick and wiped his ass with it? Would the ARG just stop right there?

>>122215232
does anyone actually care about the lore apart from Edmund?

>Cain
>The Nail and holy tears
>29:30
>crashes at blue womb

THANKS EDMUNDBAMA

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>>122215420
It's been like this since Wrath of the Lamb
>Final Boss is Satan for Sheol
>People assume that the counterpart to Satan would be God/Jesus/Super Angel
>It's Isaac
>Chest floor
>Now it's God/Jesus/Super Angel
>???
>Rebirth
>Super Final Boss is Mega Stan
>Afterbirth
>(it's a mystery)

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>ghost baby

>>122215232
This is some bullshit I tell you what

>>122215232
Honestly, this shit would've been fucking amazing if it didn't come at the cost of the game being half-complete and full of bugs

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Where were you when you realised the run was won?

Guys, is it me or do Lazarus, Azazel and Lilith keep their hair rather than getting overwritten by the items you get?

If it wasn't for the crashes, this patch would be some solid shit

>just found out there was a new ending
>didn't get it when beating Hush
>sure as shit can't get it now with Blue Womb crashing?

>>122215990
Also confirmed fixed

>>122215946
Filling up your health with red hearts is not as good of an idea as it sounds.

>>122215946
>Still no item that lets you hold two spacebar items

>>122216115
The solution they had for Ending 17 is fucking stupid. It would be better if the chest always spawned in the room with the option to go to Sheol and Cathedral

>>122216273
it is if you have a guppy's paw
you basically have 4x as much health

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>turn on PC
>start steam
>scroll down to isaac
>update queued
>YES
>it downloads and I start the game
>okay smegmund lets see if you can do something right for once
>select azazel
>start greed mode run
>crash

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>Azazel damage is about the same as before now
>Longer charge rate
>whatever
>find the GodHead
>It does fucking nothing with Azazel

Way to hype me up Edmund.

>>122216273
The combo doesn't let you go to 12, and Guppy's Paw is super useful with lots of heart containers.
You just should leave space for soul hearts.

I'm afraid to update - it's queued for 4:23 and I can't cancel it.

>>122216618
OFFLINE MODE
QUICK
THIS UPDATE RUINED GREED MODE AND HUSH

>>122214774
>Also they removed 'pills here' when you picked up pills I forgot to mention this when Rebirth came out
?

>>122216618

Go offline fuckboy

Wait for them to patch the patch to the patch (God Nicalis is so bad)

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>guppy doesn't work on the guardian

>>122217009

If you get familiars, their tears will let you spawn flies. At least, it used to.

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>still didn't get Blinding Baby

Edmund just tweeted some more cryptic bullshit

>>122217127
>>122217164
Because that's what we want now

>>122217109
I CAN'T EITHER

>>122217127
>>122217164
I don't care just fix the game

>Krampus's Head item has a chance to spin around like a windmill
What the fuck?
Also
>Speed!
>Womb II
>3 minutes remaining
>Envy
Plug me in the head right now fammy

>>122217127
fix the bugs and stop fucking around

>>122217286
>Speed!
>Womb 1
>Scolex

>>122217275
Yes seriously edmund, you might be coming in your pants right now, but we don't give a shit about your ARG, we just want to play the game ffs.

What is all the cryptic shit Edmund is tweeting about anyway? something to do with the new character?

So they updated it again, but still broke more things? Well that was totally expected...

Will they ever get it right?

>>122217164
That's all he tweets lately. At least he worked really hard on those riddles this time.

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What does being Cthulhu do?

>>122217413
It's literally nothing, he's just fucking around with people because they're conspiracy nuts and to buy himself time and garner attention for the game.

>>122217498
fly +3 black hearts

>>122217498
2 black hearts and flight.
Truly a transformation to surpass Guppy.

THERE'S STILL NO "100%" ACHIEVEMENT WHICH MEANS KEEPER IS STILL NOT FUCKING IN THE GAME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>122216793
But anon, Azazel is finally playable.
Don't abandon him.

>>122217612
>azazel finally fixed
>can't unlock maw of the void yet because of the womb crash

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>122217594

STOP CHEWING SO FAST YOU FUCK

>>122217729
>not having everything already unlocked
fucking casuls

>>122217857
sorry bruh I'm not a NEET. I can only play 1-2 hours a night a few nights a week.

>>122205495
Don't fucking make me remember how to unlock the little fucker.
I'm still mad from last day.

>>122217582

Well I have that and Guppy, so that's cool.

>>122217729
Fuck, I knew I was forgetting a reason to stop this run at Womb 2.
Well, time to do that Hard Mode another day.

>>122217913
>not a neet
>frogposts
sounds about right

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>mfw Edmund pushes the keeper patch when people are finally done with this stupid ARG and it's even more full of bugs than this one

>>122217127

Oh boy I can't wait until this cool ARG is solved so we get some new content in this game that gets more broken with every patch.

Pull your heads out of your asses Nicalis.

>>122211169
>sadly it only happens in release
Is it just because i'm not a native english speaker or is that fucking bullshit?

>>122218019

REEE hit Tumblr long ago, you'd think a NEET would be up to date on which memes the normies have found to be honest family.

>>122218165
afaik he does mean its something that doesnt appear in their version of the game

>>122218054
What if they take an old version, put in the stuff that was left out and release it with the old bugs they already fixed once.

>>122218243
That's what happens when you keep posting the Grinch wearing a mask with a gun

>>122218165
Let me break it down to you

Nicalis tests the game on a DIFFERENT version. And then make the release version that they leave UNTESTED.

>>122218165
It's bullshit, their QA process is just atrocious. How else do you think greed was ultrabuffed and azazel nerfed last patch.

At least they're (pretty quick) on the patches.

>>122218165
It's either massive bullshit or further evidence that their QA team is terrible.
Not testing the release copy is a rookie mistake.

>Playing as Samson
>2 floors no damage upgrade
>Deal with the devil is little brim
>I dont really like charge shoots so i let it go full angel
>Next floor angel is trinity shield
>It's going to be one of "those" runs eh?
>4 floor forward
>magic mush , twenty twenty , doctor fetus , pyromaniac , maggie's bow , monstro lung
>Finish in one go boss rush , hush ,mother and devil
Thank you Edmund best steak i had in my life.

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE LOST WAS DATAMINED?!
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KEEPER WAS TEASED FOR THE 109TH TIME?!

>>122218325

Normies were REEEposting months before the shooting.

>>122218460
The keeper is fucking shit. Why should there be an old man in this game? It looks like shit. It should have been a regular greed that cries or a dead shopkeeper looking guy.

>>122218684

pleb

>>122218269
>>122218339
>>122218402
>>122218375
Yeah, that does sound like a load of bullshit.

>>122218765
Don't you dare call me a pleb anon you don't know

>>122218823

I know you think Keeper being an old man is bad and not fucking radical, so that's all I need to know.

Hey, still didn't update afterbirth ever since it came out, don't have crashes or anything, so don't need to update for that, and I like my greed mode like it is.

Just wondering.
Is there any cool item or other thing that came from recent updates?

>>122218902
I don't want to be an old fart. I don't want to die.

>>122218902
Keeper will be the first holy character that's interesting and fun.

I'm glad he's an old man and not some generic greed.

>>122218946
a mega satan brimstone lazer that takes 12 rooms to charge and fires for 15 seconds

Is Alt F4 Exploit still in, after this patch? Can someone confirm? I'm on mobile right now.

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How do they keep breaking so much shit when the expansion adds fucking nothing?