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LITTLE HORNY EDITION 2: HORNY BOOGALOO

Last thread: >>122060019

>109 Patch
Adds new content, breaks old content, buffs and nerfs items. Patch notes never.

Azazel nerf is BUGGED, supposedly. 9mb patch MAY have fixed this.

>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.cum/

FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.ck/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki

>What's that cum that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2

>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush

>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.

>How to unlock The Lost?
Please note that the seeds are from Rebirth, and don't work in Afterbirth anymore.
1. Isaac must die to a Mulliboom in one of the Basement floors. Mulliboom seed: 6028 LLMK (Go into the large room above the starting room. You can easily die from full health in here to them.) Or if cum: JTMD EZPF (one is directly below - Normal difficulty)

2. Magdalene must die to her own bomb in one of the Caves floors. (Pyro Seed: ALFA 0NTZ)

3. Judas must die to Mom's Foot as Judas in one of the Depths or Necropolis floors. Good Seed: 8LDE 8XDX (Wait on using the Joker till the 3rd floor and avoid the devil rooms and you'll get the sacred heart. You also get the Sad Onion on the first floor.

4. Azazel must die to Satan in Sheol (his blood/laser form or hooves, NOT leeches or The Fallen). You must NOT use a seed.
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FIRST FOR S- wait I'm OP.
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>>122125748
gay
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WHAT KIND OF STEAK DO YOU WANT SENPAI
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>>122125618
I want to sexualize Little Horn!
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I spent over 500 coins in the shop in greed mode trying to get a chaos card with cards at 3 coins each. Ended up getting one from rerolling with a dice shard instead. Now to put in 7 coins at a time and get this shit over with.
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING CONTENT ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0N11jxmqY
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i hate the steak meme desu
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>>122125926
JUST LOOK TO LA LUNA
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I don't really get this le steak meme to be quite honest with you family
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CHEW
IT
SLOWLY
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>122126240
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are you fucking
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>>122126240
not only he is time gated,but i also hate how he is not a greed monster but a gramps
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>>122126373
>binding of xcom
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>>122126459
I'd rather have a gramps than a greed. desu
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is there a point for xray glasses in greed mode?
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>>122126373
It regularly jams after less than 5 pennies. Never fucking matters, it hates you.
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>>122126373
No, not currently.
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>hey, check our new DLC, Binding of Isaac: Unborn
>100 more brimstone synergies
>5 more broken challenges
>75+ awful trinkets
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>pinking shears and gnawed leaf in Greed mode
Why yes game, that will do just fine.
inb4 it gets nerfed because Edmund hates us.
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>>122126549
There are some secret rooms some of the time in greed mode. Not often though. Apparently only certain characters get them. Cain apparently starts with a secret room every time in the top left of the shop.
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>>122126621
Don't forget about the co-op babies :)
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if lil loki exists why is the actual loki item such fucking trash in comparison
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>>122126809
14.3 BILLION new Co-Op babies, all tied to how many times you clear Hush and Mega Satan on Hard with the Lost.
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The only good babies are the belial baby and the -0- baby

what is the point of other babies.
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>>122126621
God I hate his fucking beard so much. I didn't think it was possible to have something worst than a pure neckbeard
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Getting the fucking chaos card at hush
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>>122127000
Make the good babies more rare and add more "unlocks."
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>>122126649
I feel like it's adequate payback since my last run got ended by this fucking bullshit.
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SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
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>>122127179
>This fucking bullshit
It's the bonus round for a reason.
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>Tech X + coal

gg
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>>122126621
If anything, the trinkets in Afterbirth are awesome
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Just FYI, if you're fighting Hush/Ultra Greed, don't constantly attack.
Attack, then wait ~10s then attack again.
Repeat.

If you do too much damage to fast, it'll calibrate the damage filter so that you do fuck all damage.

If you burst it, the first second of damage will be unfiltered.
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>>122127179
TROLELD
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>>122127552
>damage filtered
>lose because Ultra Greed heals more than you can hurt him
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>>122126649
Pinking Shears and the Scissors are both fucking horrible, I would LOVE to see how Edmund can nerf them
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>>122127572
NO! is the only good trinket, though.

>rib of greed and golden horseshoe effects still not discovered
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>>122128092
Alot of Trinkets turn from Bad to Good, or from Good to Incredible when your holding Mom's Box though. Have you seen doubled Cancer? It's crazy and I love it.
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>>122127638
IN B4 "FIX"
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>>122128092
You're crazy
Louse is awesome
Lil' Larva is amazing
Blind Rage is top tier
Black Feather is situational but pretty good
Second Hand is awesome

The only BAD new trinkets are Super Magnet and Shiny Rock
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>>122128526
>damage scaling is now calculated based on your max theoretical DPS
>this is now applied to all bosses
>all bosses will now 10 minutes of sustained maximum DPS to kill, regardless of DPS value
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>>122128738
slow worm is pretty shit too
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I'd advise people to go do Greed's donation machine now before Edmund "fixes" Glowing Hour glass.
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>Tractor Beam turns The Wiz into spectral 20/20

>>122128738
>The only BAD new trinkets are Super Magnet and Shiny Rock
Bob's Bladder is basically worthless, and Cracked Dice is really unreliable.
I agree that some of the new ones are pretty good
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So how long till the game gets into a stable condition without getting new updates and achievments every week.

>ooops, just found these new items I've totally meant to include in the first place, just a bug I guess
>ooops I've actually never meant to nerf all that stuff like this, brb fix
>all those cryptic hints about timegated stuff were just a prank, I swear guys :-)

Fuck you Edmund, I wanna decide how to eat the steak myself.
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>>122128954
Hmm
Don't think I've ever picked that up
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>>122128954
Speaking of which, what's even the point of having a "Tear Height" stat.
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>>122129063
i beat greed mode once with every character then edited the greed machine to 999

because fuck the greed machine, fuck eggmong mckillfun, and especially FUCK that machine jamming on a single-digit chance when you're holding more than ten coins
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>>122129063
desu im planning on cheating it.its literally a waste of time doing a 5 min bossfight just to donate like 3 coins
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>>122129440
So you can dodge under some tears IE monstro or some of the exploding tears.

I agree though, it's mostly worthless.
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>>122129425
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN :3 XD
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>>122129440
If you get enough tear height ups, your tears will travel over rocks as if you had spectral tears.
You need to get a lot of them, though
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Starting Afterbirth from a long break, never got too far in the game before. Is brimstone this rare or do I need to unlock it? Almost everything I've gotten has been dog shit ending up with a failed run. Help me family
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>>122129601
is there a guide for editing greed machine?
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AFTERBIRTH ITEMS, GOING OFF OF http://platinumgod.co.uk/ LEFT TO RIGHT
>Diplopia
GREAT if you have items worth duplicating, otherwise a spacebar Jera
>Placebo
AMAZING if you carry around a positive pill, like Tears Up, and have ways to get charges quick
>Wooden Nickel
50/50 you get money or you don't. Nothing else to it. GOOD, but luck based.
>Toxic Shock
NERF BAIT. AMAZING at room clears, BUT lackluster against enemies with high health, or bosses
>Mega Bean
Rock quake towards direction you face, freezes all enemies, poisons enemies close a la The Bean, AND can open secret rooms. USEFUL
>Glass Cannon
NERFED TO SHIT. REST IN PIECES, GLASS CANNON. Still good on the Lost.
>Bonber Boy
Bomberman bombs, also affects troll bombs. DECENT
>Crack Jacks
The health up is good to have, plus free trinket if you don't have a good one, or you have none. DECENT
>Mom's Pearls
Range up, Luck up, a bit of tear height. Better items out there, but OK at least
>Car Battery
FUCKING AMAZING, TOP TIER
>Box of Friends
>implying you have any
AMAZING if you have familiars; if you don't have any and you use this it gives you temporary Demon Baby, which I guess is helpful
>The Wiz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU
>8 Inch Nails
>Not Nine Inch Nails
Damage up and knockback? GREAT
>Incubus
Effectively doubles your damage output, AMAZING
>Fate's Reward
Effectively an Incubus that copies your tear damage but NOT tear or range upgrades. GOOD I guess
>Lil Chest
Random pickups? Sure why not. OK
>Sworn Protector
>The angel will attract bullets towards it and block them.
>After blocking a tear, this orbital has a chance to drop an eternal heart.
DECENT, if you have other orbitals to back it up?
>Friend Zone
>tfw Friend Zoned ;_;
Another source of damage to fall back on is always GOOD
>Lost Fly
SITUATIONAL but OK, completely destroys any enemies close to walls though
>Scatter Bombs
AMAZING if combined with Sad Bombs and other bomb items, otherwise GOOD
(Cont. in next post)
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>>122129913
Brimstone is rare.
Only in Devil Deal pool, but it is always available there.

The only real "hint" you need is to keep practicing.
Once you can complete the first two floors without being hit at all, you'll likely be getting Devil Deal items every run.

If you can do that, you'll be well in the clear for a good run.
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>>122129913
I've seen brim once since afterburp came out
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>>122129974
I just winged it with CheatEngine, searching the game for the value that represents the number of coins in the machine, put in another coin, searched for the updated number, etc... until I found the value I was looking for, then edited it to 999.

I'm sure there's a cheat table somewhere, though.
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>>122130170
>Only in Devil Deal pool, but it is always available there.

I remember seeing it in a treasure room once during rebirth. Don't know why
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>playing greed mode
>devil room
>runes
>next devil room
>black hearts
>next room is angel
>two soul hearts and a gold heart
what's the point of doing the extra wave?
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>>122130716
Always do it.
It's generally pretty easy and it's worth the gamble
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>see people bitch about guardian challenge
>win it the first try

???
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>>122130326
fuck off edmund
i dont care about this fucking arg

just give me the fucking content this xp pack was supposed to have

oh wait thats impossible because theres no way even you would be stupid enough to withhold that much content if you actually had it
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>>122130843
incorrect
it is not worth making the game less fun just because some people think it's too easy
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>>122130943
RNG
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>Sticky Bombs
AMAZING with Hive Mind or other bomb synergies that can wreck shit to rack up spiders quickly. On it's own, GOOD
>Epiphora
Waiting 10 seconds firing in the same direction WITHOUT TURNING to achieve half tear delay? No thanks. Better items out there. SUBPAR
>Continuum
Big range up, tear height, and tears go through EVERYTHING but enemies. AMAZING
>Mr. Dolly
The range up is the best thing about this (+5.25!) and yeah the 3 extra hearts might be good to have. Every little bit of Tears Up helps. USEFUL
>Curse of the Tower
USEFUL with bomb synergies, or something like Safety Scissors. Otherwise SUICIDAL
>Charged Baby
Free batteries on blocking shots, plus roomwide freeze effect? TOP TIER
>Dead Eye
Hope you can aim. Either way, caps at double your damage, so it's GREAT
>Holy Light!
Light beams do TRIPLE your tear damage, and MULTIPLE times if the enemy gets hit more than once. AMAZING
>Host Hat
Immunity to explosions + occasional projectile deflection. AMAZING, BEST HAT
>Restock
What else needs to be said about this? AMAZING
>Bursting Sack
Skatole for spiders. Fuck spiders. USEFUL
>No. 2
Occasional butt bombs whenever you fire a tear? Oh shit nigga what are you doing? SUICIDAL
>Pupula Duplex
USEFUL for the spectral tears and wide hitbox
>Pay to Play
SITUATIONAL if you lack keys
>Eden's Blessing
Free item at the start of next run? Better make it count. AMAZING
>Friend Ball
Get lots of ways to get charges, catch all the best enemies, have your own army to lead against Satan. USEFUL
>Tear Detonator
AMAZING if you have tears with extra effects that can benefit from splitting apart
>Lil Gurdy
Adorable? Check. Good contact damage? Check? Can go really fast and help clear rooms? Check. USEFUL
>Bumbo
There's a glitch with him where he goes back to default head form if you Exit Game? I don't know if this happens to anyone else. But on his own he's pretty USEFUL
(Cont. next post)
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>>122131432
>>122130152
Fuck off autist
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>>122131705
Fuck off autist
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>>122131432
please stop
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>>122130152
>>122131432
your opinion is terrible, your randomly CAPITALIZED commentary is terrible, your cluttering of the general is terrible

stop posting
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>You can get the Incubus as Lillith
Oh my god
Oh my DICK
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Daily reminder to chew slowly, we wouldn't want you choking~
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UPDATING
IT'S UPDATING
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>>122132329
I hope it removes retarded hp scaling
>literally unkillable
>have to waith through ten minutes of ultra greed bullshit
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>>122132687
ultra greed is a garbage boss in general but hush would be find if it wasnt for the screen wrap tears and the water thingies that chase you
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>11 transformations
>if you got literally every single one except guppy then it would still be worse than getting guppy
nice game
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I'm a few patches behind
tell me if they removed the shit or not
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So how do we get the new cheevos lads

Is it just more ultra greed bullshit
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>>122132329
>check steam
>oh boy it's updating
>it's a fucking dota patch
>I don't even play dota
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Greed machine already at 999

the 4 hours of glowing hourglass farming was worth it.
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Where's my update? I still haven't gotten it.
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>>122133038
Try and fix one

>Mushroomman
>Spores that confuse your enemy trigger every time you enter a room like how Toxic Shock works
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>>122134338
>Also heals you when a mushroom explodes on you
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>>122133038
I'm literally fucking amazing that they didn't do a Spider transformation
Like
what the fuck
How fucking braindead do you have to be to realize that you have 8+ spider items in the game but no transformation?
Nope, much more important to have a Bob one which you'll never see, a Mushroom one that doesn't do anything, a tumor one that was fucked for a while but it is better now, and a shitty syringe one

what the fuck
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alright just finished the post-it for lilith

who should I do next? I already completed it with the lost, eden, and of course lilith. (In that order.)
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Why'd they make this dice so useless? And to think you have to beat Hush to unlock this crap, why didn't they make so it rerolls bosses or something.

http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/D12
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>>122134439
Bob would be great if it had some bomb powers, not just a shitty creep trail.
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>>122134439
>shitty syringe one
>Gives you +3 damage

shit taste desu
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>>122129063
Oh good god the greed machine was the worst experience in my life.

Holy hell, is there a single person who has filled it all the way up to 999 with out using chaos card+hourglass?

An entire run, the main gameplay of greedmode is pretty fun, I enjoy(ed) greed mode before the patch. Then there's ultragreed, the worst fucking boss in the whole fucking game. Everything about this boss is bullshit, if you lose to him, its most likely due to bullshit. The bullet patterns and attacks are easy to dodge, its harder to dodge monstros attacks. BUT EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE ABOUT THE FIGHT IS TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT. Oh hey go ahead and buff the health of the fucking coins to the point of not being able to shoot them, I fucking love dealing with 100 mobs, boss getting healed, or bombs. Oh and that cock suckers scaling health is fucking bullshit. Both new bosses have new and ""unique"" and """"""fun"""""" health systems. Hush has a damage cap, where it can only take a static maximum of damage, this is still pretty fucking stupid, but it doesn't feel like a GIANT FUCKING MIDDLE FINGER like ultra greeds scaling damage.

More indepth on this is that the entire rest of the game has a balancing show between fire power and defense, having moms knife and crickets head is better than just having the wafer, this is because you can kill the bosses before having to really deal with dodging, these fights ruin this balance by punishing you for getting too powerful. Wafer is now better than having moms knife brimstone crickets head two pentagrams tech x, because even with alllllll that damage dealing powerups, YOU STILL DO THE EXACT SAME FUCKING DAMAGE. The reason why ultra greed is more bullshit than hush is because with hush, if you didn't know any better, you would just think that the boss is really really hard. With ultra greed you see the scaling. (1/2)
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>>122134439
Yeah, I'm really disappointed at the lack of a spider transformation as well. Why is there a fly-related one (or two if Guppy counts) but not a spider one?
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This game is insulting
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>>122134558
Make it so it turns all rocks into consumables and/or enemies
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Does the shop in Greed Mode just not sell batteries anymore? I haven't seen one since Edmung took out IV bag.
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i don't think ultra greed fight is bad at all, but seriously why does the greed machine have to fucking jam
what is this bullshit
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http://strawpoll.me/5985024

The results are out, taking random pills seems to be the most taken risk. Shame on the 15 who don't take any risk
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>>122135098
I only see the Battery Baby since the patch
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>>122135098
It does, I got it earlier while getting 999.
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>>122135497
I mean, considering I've only ever found Missing No. one time
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>>122134808
(2/2)
No really, the only reason why I should have to use bombs in a fight is early game when I don't have enough fire power to deal enough damage with tears alone. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO USE BOMBS TO MAKE THE GAME THINK I AM WEAKER THAN I REALLY AM SO I CAN TAKE OFF ANOTHER SLIVER OF THIS FUCK FACE OF A BOSSES HEALTH. No really, best strategy for ultra greed is;
A: shoot him, wait, bomb him, wait, shoot him, wait, bomb him, wait, shoot him, wait, bomb him, wait, shoot him, wait, bomb him, wait, shoot him.
Or
B: Just fucking chaos card this god awful shitty boss.

Here is the usual ultra greed fight with traditional methods, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0fHKWA_SJ4 Please note that it is OVER TEN MINUTES LONG. OF JUST HIM HOLDING DOWN THE FIRE BUTTON. ANY OTHER BOSS FIGHT BESIDES THE HUSH WOULD HAVE ENDED IN UNDER TEN SECONDS WITH THIS SET UP.

Then we finally kill this cock sucker and put into the greed machine... a single fucking coin I AM GOING TO GO TO HIS HOUSE AND CHOKE HIM TO DEATH WITH STAKE.

Greed machine jamming is bullshit because the donation machine jamming is bullshit, its just that the bullshit is 1000000 times larger because instead of having to go into a store, pop in some coins to have it just jam, you can just shrug it off and finish your run or just reset, WITH THE GREED MACHINE YOU WENT THOUGH THE ENTIRE FUCKING RUN TO PUT IN A FEW MEASLY COINS.

Can you imagine the hell it would have been to try to get 999 coins into that machine legitimately? You would have to beat greed mode, fight that bullshit boss, if you are somewhat lucky and can get an average of ~9 coins in per run, it would take you over 100 runs.

I understand not wanting people to just break the game and put in 999 coins in a single run, but a better solution would be to just have it break after 99 coins, that way, if you have a perfect run of saving 99 coins for the machine, you don't feel like the game is giving you a giant middle finger and jamming. Only 11 runs.
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Who's the worst character that's not the lost in this patch? completing post-it notes and I am already finished with the lost.
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>>122136076
Azazel probably.
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>>122136076
azazel

lazarus

also hush was a pain in the ass with maggie for some reason,took me 10 tries
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Curse of the Tower, Sticky Bombs, Bomber Boy, and Sad Bombs is quite the combination. Wish I had taken a better picture, though.
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>eve with razor blade

based to be honest
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>>122136076
Azazel thanks to his nerfs.
Lazarus for being Lazarus.
Maggy for being Maggy.
Judas because he can't guarantee Devil/Angel Rooms anymore with Book of Belial, making him a Glass Cannon who boosts his damage every 3 rooms.
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>>122136234
>>122136274
Thanks. I haven't defeated Grand Goat as azazel, will do to complete his post-it.
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Imagine if they found a way to nerf eden.

:^)
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>>122136712
>Eden now only starts with one item, and It can't be a special item or devil room item
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>>122136712
>Eden Tokens are reset, can only get tokens from beating Mega Satan
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>>122136712
>max damage multiplier scaled down to 1.0
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>>122136712
>all stats are 1 to balance out the possibility of getting special items
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>>122136712
>Eden now starts with only one point in every stat
>He also starts with a random trinket that you can't drop or get rid of via dice rooms
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>tfw Bumbo is carrying me
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>>122136854
>Certain Items are removed from Eden's pool
>All Shop Items
>All Devil Room Items
>All Angel Room Items
>All Boss Room Items
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Here is an idea: nerf everything on hard mode only, buff everything on normal mode only. Now people who think the game is too easy or too hard are both happy.
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Nice game.
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>>122136712
>>122136854
>>122136992
>>122137019
>>122137050
>>122137192
>>122137269

Sounds balanced.
I like it.
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Is Azazel playable yet? I want Lilith :(
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>>122137480
>??? Pill isn't overridden by Black Candle
>use it to open the exit without pushing the magic disappearing button
Also nice game.
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Well?
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>>122138171
both
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>>122138171
right first then left
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>>122138171
Left.
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>>122138313
left it is
wew lads
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>>122138313
>>122138368
bruh

you could have gotten the right and then left for the same cost...
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>>122138368
>taking one item when you could get both for the same price
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>>122138171
One heart, of course. Why would you risk it?
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>>122138368
What the kek is wrong with you.
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>not even 218 hours have passed and the game is already dead
Well it was a good ride while it lasted.
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Why did Edmund nerf the fuck out of devil deals? IT just makes the game even more tedious and creates even more of a barrier for casuals who struggle to get them in the first place.
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>this run
>this room
NICE GAME
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>>122139798
Having too much damage makes the game unfun, enjoy your demon turret and two spiders.
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>>122139981
>Implying demon baby is bad

Better than fucking Negronomicon
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>>122140246
I was talking about the enemy, the black sperm thing.
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>>122140449
Oh, yeah. That's bullshit.
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>>122139751
pretty amazing considering how the expansion adds about two hours of content at most
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>>122137976
I answered myself.

Fucking nope.
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Why are tech .5, 1, and 2 these cybernetic modifications from the future.

while tech x is a fucking vr headset from the 90s
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>>122141027
Well, that's because tech X is crazy strong, and the lower tech the tech item looks the better it is.
Think about it, tech 2 is garbage, tech 1 is bad, tech .5 is great and tech X is basically run winning on its own.
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>Use Mom's Box during the boss battle
>This happens

Help
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>>122141528
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>>122141212
>tech 1 is bad
I want shitters to leave
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>99 coins
>2 of Diamonds
>double charged Blank Card
>Car Battery
>battery on the ground

>Greed Machine jams after 12 coins
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>>122141027
all of the tech items are 90's views of what technology would look like in the future
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>>122142031
At least it didn't jam at 1 coin
:^)


It always jammed at one coin for me, regardless of character. ;_;
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>>122126916
Because like Mom's Eye it's 'luck'-based

That said, Lil' Loki isn't even one of the better familiars. Just decent at best
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>>122142249
tfw Tech X is real and it plays porn instead of shooting lasers
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>>122138368
>judas doesn't start with his own tongue
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>>122130460
Safer to edit to 998 and put the last one in manually, but yes, this.
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>those numbers
https://youtu.be/e5HkuhSEnPQ?t=51s
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>>122142534
The trinkets are stuff they lost.
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>>122142726
fuck trinkets dude
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>>122141974
Its hit box is different than what it looks like it should be as well as tiny, and it combos poorly with most of the fun items. Still not as awful as tech 2 though.
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BUMBO WANT CONTENT
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>>122142434
more like Tech XXX
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>>122142726
>black lipstick
>bird foot
>maggy's faith
what
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>>122143116
FUCK OUTTA HERE CARLOS.
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>>122143116
FUCKING
CARLOS
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Alright, finished Lazarus and got Post-its for literally everyone except Isaac and The Lost now. All that's left are those two and Brains, along with The Keeper when Edmund stops being a faggot. I'm gonna sit on this game until Lost's Holy Mantle is released though because this steak has gotten cold and I'm sick of playing a game where completing is futile because some indie devs were mad their secret was uncovered a nanosecond before intended. I'm starting to have fun again, but not as much as Rebirth's launch

For those wondering why I'm not doing Isaac, I'm saving him for last so I don't really have anything to suffer with. From now on it's gonna be Brains attempts


Lilith is lewd
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How to make this extra content less bullshit
>give everything promised
>make sure there are very few bugs in the original release
>plan to have a small patch that'll bring in new content, but don't make it part of the original promise
>insert hints to said content in the game
>maybe even make the extra content hidden in a "bugfix/nerf/buff" patch and let the players find it themselves

THERE
NOW IT'S INTERESTING, A NICE SECRET AND YOU AREN'T PISSING OFF 100% OF YOUR PLAYERBASE
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So does Cambion Conception actually work or am I just good at dodging?
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>Been doing The Lost the past couple of days
>Get all hardmode marks done
>No Blinding Baby
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>>122144186
It works. You need to get 15 times each for the first 2 spawns, and 30 times for the last 2.
Similarly, Immaculate is 15 hearts for the first 2 and 30 for the last 2. I'm not sure if spirit hearts factors into this.
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>>122143549
Where can I unsub from this blog?
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>>122144248
woah slowdown friend, you are not allowed to have you steak rare, maybe tomorrow when the patch is done you can have it well done :)
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>>122144347
>You read the spoiler
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>>122144429
People already have Blinding baby unlocked. Did Fatmund really do this out in rage again?
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Is Lilith also Isaac? Is it just Azazel in drag or did he become a girl?
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>>122144473
>read the non spoiler
>post is still garbage
kill yourself
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>>122144774
The game plays in Isaac's head as he suffocates in his toychest.
Everyone is Isaac.
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>having a good run with fucktons of damage as judas
>in depths II
>just found the treasure room on the opposite side of the floor
>check timer
>19:15
>gottaspeedup.png
>mfw beat mom with 2 seconds remaining before boss rush
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>Monstro's Revenge
>Locked-in How To Jump and Monstro's Lung
>No Item rooms
>Have to kill Isaac in Cathedral.
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>>122145020
>Unlocks: Monstro co-op baby
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>>122144774
The game is Isaac making up a story as he goes. Ever notice how in ending 1, it flashes back to Isaac in real life after he "conquered mom"? Everything you actually play is just a figment of Isaac's imagination, and the endings are showing what's going on in the real world.

So all the different characters are different people.
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>>122144774
Not too sure. They're all technically Isaac, but they're really just his characters that he plays as. Magdalene, Cain, Judas, Eve, Samson and Lazarus are wigs
??? and The Lost are true Isaacs, Azazel is Isaac as a demon

Lilith kind of fits into the former category as just a character, but she's the first demonic one. It's all really how you interpret it

>>122144846
:^)
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>>122144989
>go into boss rush with plenty of time remaining once
>don't need the mark, just checking items
>holy water, isaac's tears, and 2 other garbage items I forget
>mfw
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>>122145208
Conspiracy theory is that Lilith is his perspective of his mother - blind to the abuse, has little demonic helpers, gives births to demons (because he believes he's a demon) etc.
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>>122145319

Isaac's Tears wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have an animation, instead of locking you into the item use animation for a full second.
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>>122144318
can confirm that soul hearts work for immaculate conception
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>>122145471
That's an interesting one, it'd be fitting. The characters named directly after Biblical figures are the symbolic ones

???, The Lost and Azazel aren't so they don't qualify

>>122145483
It's still shit. People mostly like Tammy's Head for being a better Head of Krampus. Isaac's Tears has around zero synergy

>>122145552
Nice
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>play Lazarus
>instantly kill myself cause revived Lazarus has better stats
>respawn with 1 heart
>still just a shitty Judas
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>>122145148
Also, Ending 12 has Isaac flashing between the original characters, along with a demonic form, all of which are sinners, with him seeing himself as a sinner, he identifies with them.
Ending 13 is Isaac accepting that he is a sinner and locks himself in the chest as a form of self-repentance

>>122145208
>>122145471
Again, the game itself is just in Isaac's head. None of it actually happens. Only ending 12-17 are real. The Epilogue only serves to show the events in the game aren't real.
Also, Lilith is simply a terminology referring to a subclass of female demons, and the original creature of Lilith is referred to as the "mother of demons"
Get your FUCKING mythologies in check.
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So what's the trick to beating Greed mode consistently?
I mean I'm reading all the posts about how Ultra Greed is bullshit but I have trouble even getting to him sometimes.
Is it just a case of me needing to git gud or is there a trick?
Because I'll accept either answer.
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>>122145789
Azazel is mentioned in the Bible, he's a fallen angel. He doesn't do much though.
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>>122146365
It's almost entirely git gud. Ultra Greed's only bullshit in he takes way too fucking long to kill regardless of strength, easy as hell besides that.
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>>122146365
>get D4
>win
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soon, when the patch hits, we'll have access to keeper, and we'll finally have all the content we paid for

and it only took two weeks
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>>122146591
D20, you mean.
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>>122146365
Get the D20, reroll pick-ups for chests to then reroll that and buy a shitload of items. Then find a D4 to reroll yourself for fun.
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>>122146552
Okay then, I'm sure it's just a matter of practicing. There's less overlap with touhou than I thought there would be. Not that I'm great at that either.
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>>122146647
>implying you can just unlock The Keeper
He'll be hiding behind a Lost-Tier Unlock Method that doesn't work because you ate your steak too fast, meaning you'll have to wait another week or so just to actually unlock him.
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>>122146552
I beat him in like a minute with Azazel with ludavico method. I really don't get how his health scaling works.
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>>122146813
I still don't know what was going through Edmund's mind when he designed the process of unlocking the Lost.
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>>122146812
Hush is basically a early game touhou boss without spell cards.
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>>122147107
Yeah but Hush is basically the only 2hu boss. Stained and Mom's Heart remind me of late stage mobs though.
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>>122147090
It was meant to be puzzle, and honestly not a horrible one.
You see the poster on the ending for The Lamb, you get the poster trinket and then try to find out how it changes the game, then you find the puzzle pieces, die in a specific order, and then you unlock him.
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>>122147090
He was trying to make sure we would get lost.
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>>122147090
The retarded thing was adding an achievment for it.
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>>122146382
He's a SCAPEGOAT fallen angel.
Azazel is Isaac pushing his sins away onto something else.
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EDMUND YOU KEK

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PATCH
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>>122148267

chew slower you entitled fuck
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DELETE HUSH
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>enter chest with polyphemus and very high tears and exceedingly high damage
>first 4 chests
>pill bottle, no. 2, capricorn, cricket's body
>find tammy's head and the inner eye from random drops
>mfw i full clear the chest in minutes
>mfw i wipe ???'s health bar clean in seconds
i had fun today
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>>122146365
just play it cause its easy and short
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Get book of revelations in basement 1
Great. i´ll finally get the bandage girl archivement.
Double Trouble
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>>122149054
>double war
lol could you imagine
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>>122147090
>>122147243
>>122147296
>>122147320
>Make super secret character you want to be considered an urban legend that possibly might not even exist
>Proceed to make extremely, unsubtle hints towards how to find him
>Not realize that global achievements of the fucker, let alone locked secrets in an in-game menu wouldn't be a dead give-away

Edmund seems to be forgetting how to design games now. I'd call him a skinny chef, but he eats too many steaks
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>>122149054
Use Lilith instead, much easier.
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>Hush
>Kill first phase with bombs only
>Hush still tanking my tears
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>>122149273
this
>puts a steak on a super secret page of the menu
>provides pictures of said steak on the normal menu
bravo smegmund
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>>122131432

>No. 2
>Occasional butt bombs whenever you fire a tear? Oh shit nigga what are you doing? SUICIDAL

So long as you're not retarded, this means effectively infinite bombs. It's also great for quickly clearing large rooms.
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>>122149603
Butt Bombs only do like 10 damage.
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>Spoon Bender + Technology
THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN NEARLY ENOUGH
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>>122149678

Still a very decent effect. To date I have not regretted taking No. 2. Very nice to have in Greed Mode as well if you can't manage to get any bombs the normal way, as you can just keep blowing up the reroll machine with free butt bombs instead of wasting coins.
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I always look up what the trinkets do because fuck if those aren't the most annoying items to figure out. Do you think pic related actually does anything?
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>>122149982

dataminers think it gives you more golden poops I believe
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>>122149982
Nevermind, just saw this so I'm assuming Steakmund wouldn't be dumb enough to put any "troll trinkets in there.

>>122150028
That would make perfect sense.
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Got a build where I was shooting out tear bombs, and seemed to have ludivico technique triple shot knife that wouldn't move away from my character.
Pretty cool, even if the tear bombs don't seem to be rerolling away, which is odd.
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>>122150174
>Rib of Greed
>Not Rib-eye Steak
He really needs a steak-based item in there.
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>>122149273
Actually, it was probably Nicalis that overlooked literally all of that shit, since they're fucking retarded. Edmund probably might've thought of it if he was the one coding it.

>>122149603
>fighting hush
>get to the continuum tear phase
>this means i can only move in 2 directions safely, and a very limited range of movement in the other 2
>max firerate
>bombs are spawning so that it's nearly impossible for me to effectively avoid them while also avoiding taking damage from the continuum tears
>meanwhile I still need to pay attention to where I am relative to the tears, pay attention to whether Hush has changed directions on his tears, AND pay attention to whether a shitty worthless fucking item has spawned a free -1 heart beneath me
Fuck you anon. Butt bombs are literally the worst addition to the game. I'd take fucking Experimental Treatment over them any day.
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>>122150425
>wanting another update that breaks content
>>
This game is fucking garbage.
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>>122150538
How much is Tyrone to blame after all of these fuck-ups?
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>>122125618

How many new items are actually in game? Is it still below 120?
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>>122150538
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>>122150685
Not sure what Tyrone's position is. If he's the head programmer, it should be his job to make sure that all the others are doing their job properly and not fucking up horribly. But then again this is Nicalis so fucking up horribly is how they operate.

>>122150731
I'll fucking wait for you to reroll into butt bombs as The Lost and then I'll be the one laughing at your stupidity when you inevitably come back to this thread bitching about how horrible they are.
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>>122150692
I think I last heard 96 or something close. We'll see how many he adds later tonight/early tomorrow.
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>>122150538
>>122150685
>>122150824
Tyrone and Ed really should be overlooking their team more strictly if they gave so much of a shit. If you want to say you put effort, go full Stanley Kubrick director mode and make sure the game is perfect

They overreacted
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>>122151002
I still believe that Edmund watched over Nicalis during Rebirth, and he had enough faith in them to handle Afterbirth without too much intervention after seeing that they, by some fucking miracle, did well on Rebirth.
>>
Did Community Remix add anything cool or worth bringing back in Afterbirth? I missed out on pretty much all of vanilla Isaac.

>>122151002
>implying Edmund even wants to continue supporting BoI
>>
>>122151130
Nigga's had Mewgenics on hiatus for like, a year and a half now, he probably just wants to get back to making that.
Maybe Afterbirth is Edmund's way of saying to the Isaac community "Fuck you, stop pushing me back into this shit so I can make what I want again"
>>
>>122151130

Didn't they confirm another expansion in some asshole's stream?
>>
>trying to get to Mega Satan as Eve
>worried because my damage is slacking hardcore even with Whore up
>get Angel Room
>Sacred Heart
GOD IS GOOD
>>
>>122151671
I haven't seen Sacred Heart in Rebirth at all and I play this shit every day since release.
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>>122151629
All we currently know is that there might be some mini-expansion that mainly contains improved modding capabilities.
Whether it comes with items or not, is yet to be determined.
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>>122151916
>over 500 hours in this piece of shit
>still haven't seen Sacred Heart, Black Lotus, or Raw Liver
If it wasn't for Afterbirth coming out I swear to god I'd be done with this shit.
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>>122152128

I got raw liver in the Guardian challenge. Does that even count? I'm gonna be pissed if it doesn't.
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>>122152128
>mfw I've seen black lotus and raw liver several times in both greed mode and regular mode
Check secret rooms anon, the one with the item pedestal seems to have a high chance of containing black lotus.
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>>122152226
no it doesn't
>>
Using the temperance card in Greed Mode now spawns Demon Beggars.
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>>122152246
I do, every fucking run. I guess I've just been fucking unlucky. Also
>Gaurdian Challenge
>Punching Bag keeps walking into stray bombs
I LOVE THIS STEAK
>>
>>122152128
I've seen Raw Liver like 4 times in greed mode so far, it seems to be really common there for some reason
>>
So now that Afterbirth is out and in a state of disrepair, what are you general opinions on Isaac as a whole, Edmund, and Nicalis /boig/?
>>
>>122153493

I like BOI. I think it's a good game, with a good casualized combination of roguelike and shmup elements for people like me who are too casual to play real roguelikes and shmups.
>>
BOY I SURE AM GLAD RETROVISION IS A NEUTRAL PILL EFFECT
BOY I SURE AM GLAD ONE MAKES YOU LARGER IS A NEUTRAL PILL EFFECT
IT'S GREAT
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER
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Playing nerfed azazel.
Caves 1 treasure room contains epic fetus.

mfw
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>>122153493
Rebirth was alright
Afterbirth fucked a lot of things up
Edmund can suck a dick
Soundtrack is great though
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>>122153695
Retro-vision is annoying but whatever it doesn't really do anything and it goes away after like a minute but One Makes You Larger is actively detrimental and should by no means be considered neutral.
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why are my tears not looping?
>>
What the fuck happened to my reroll?
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>>122154013
If you buy an item the moment it rerolls it changes all items to whatever you picked it.
>>
I have a problem.
Playing Rebirth on Vita, and I have not unlocked transcendence, but I have unlocked everything afterwards, blue baby, It Lives, etc. I also have ending 3 (where Isaac finds transcendence) viewable.

I don't think I can unlock transcendence at this point, and I wanted to unlock everything before Afterbirth came out on vita. Am I fucked?
>>
>>122153963
>Retro-vision is annoying but whatever it doesn't really do anything
For some people it causes eye strain.
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>>122153493
rebirth is good
afterbirth is alright but was way too broken and fuck timegating content
edmund is alright but he has some serious maturity problems, he's great at design however and i'm still going to buy mewgenics day 1
fuck nicalis though
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>cheesing the fuck out of Onan's streak with tech.5
>depths 2
>only fired 16 tears total
>everything is dying around me and all i have to do is look at my enemies for them to crumble
>>
>guardian challenge
>fighting mom's hands, daddy long legs, the frail, or super fatty
What the actual fuck are you supposed to do?
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>>122154538

chew slower
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>>122154538
git gud

:^)
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Hey!
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>>122154787

fuck off I'm not taking you
>>
>trying to unlock lilith
holy fuck why is azazel literally the most trash character in isaac history
>takes ten years to charge his shitty rendition of brimstone
>once you finally get it charged it does fucking nothing
>takes so long to charge that the next wave starts before you can finish off the current one
>each floor becomes a cluster fuck
>the only good items are ones that replace brimstone, and hardly any of those exist
god fucking damn, this steak is overcooked.
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>find Blank Card + Two of Diamonds
>no batteries until Sheol to make it work to the fullest, though
>get a really strong and fun build
>Missingno
>have to do Ultra Greed with this
And yes, that was the extent of my range. It took way too long. At least I got to finish off Lazarus' sheet.
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>>122154787
I'm getting so sick of seeing that little shit lately.
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>>122154902
>ten seconds after i type this i get back to my run
>find cricket's body in first item room
>hmm gee wiz i wonder if this has some kind of neat synergy with brimstone
>nope, azazel's brimstone overwrites it completely
fucking BRAVO
definitely getting my fucking money's worth.
>>
>>122154923
>>no batteries until Sheol to make it work to the fullest, though
You could've tried rerolling it via the Restock Box, they're pretty common in rerolls it seems like for me.
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>>122155201
>>122154902
I just gave up on Lilith
Shit's impossible
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>>122155256
Blew up each time, no batteries. It was infuriating.
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>>122155467
Just wait till the update which should come out yesterday.
>>
NONO NO NO FUCK NO

I PICKED UP THE TROPHY ON ONAN'S STREAK
GOD FINALLY I'M DONE WITH THIS NIGHTMARE

AND THEN I SEE IT

THE TEAR GOING ACROSS THE SCREEN
IT HITS THE WALL, TROPHY IN HAND


AND NOW I'M STUCK HERE

>FOREVER
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>>122154787
>blind pick it playing as the lost with no mantle
>"well this run is going to be annoying"
>realize I can't get hit anyways

went really good until I blew myself up with a ipecac during the Mega Satan fight
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>>122156036
Exit the run and re-open. I actually did the same thing.
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>>122154787
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>>122151916
>godhead in two greed runs back to back
>haven't seen sacred heart more than twice ever
>>
Can someone fucking strangle whoever thought allowing fucking brimstone/laser eyes on the family man challenge was a good idea
There's making shit a challenge and then there's forcing literally unavoidable damage on a player.
>>
>>122156908
Family Man is a legitimately fair challenge, though.
>>
>beat brains today
>tfw finally done with challenges
feels good man

>>122154382
This is how I beat Onan's Streak as well. It was really fun.
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>tfw you get top 300 on a daily
>without cheaters that's like top 200
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>>122157280

congrats, anon
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>>122156908
>trying to clear room with rotating laser eye and three walking hosts
>one of them refuses to fucking open until literally 3 rotations of the bullshit laser have passed
>there is no walkable space behind the laser eye and i cannot fly
THIS IS FUN. THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED "ENJOYING YOUR GAME," I MEAN STEAK. I MEAN GAME. FUCK
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>>122156908
I don't see the problem.
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>>122157128
No it fucking isn't.
>slow as fuck firerate
>tanky enemies take forever to kill
>on rooms such as the 2 laser eyes across gaps, and the room with the 500 fucking skulls and 50 red/green boils, it's literally impossible to take out the enemies effectively without taking damage due to dumb bullshit like the laser eyes IMMEDIATELY shooting you as soon as possible without any grace period, or being cornered by the fucking skulls
This isn't fun. This isn't hard. This is horrible fucking game design.
All I fucking want is epic fetus, that's all, and the game barrages me with bullshit at every goddamn turn.
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>>122157280
>do the daily as soon as it goes up

>tfw I am #1 score, for but a brief moment
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>>122157563
Those three things sound more like personal problems.
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>>122156908
(Damage Ups+Hive Mind)Rotten Baby/Guppy's Head

BroBob and Sister Maggy are just there
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>>122157563
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>>122157280
Top 40 on speed myself, which is like top 20 after the cheaters.
Going for score seems incredibly tedious and boring for the most part.
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>>122157280
>>122157615


>mfw just finished my daily and placed 82
>tfw people trying to pretend 60k-80k scores are legit

These people are even worse than the ones giving themselves billions of points.
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What do I do?
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>>122158018
>playing the daily a week or two ago
>the person in first is named can't type it out because it thinks my fucking post is spam, but it was leddit themedand has a million billion points
What satisfaction do people get from this?
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>>122158386
Use B-Rev, take Knife.
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>>122158386

pop book, take knife, go hard
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>>122158386

Use Book of Revelations and pick it up?

Unless you wanna not be an easy mode faggot, then just leave.
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>>122158475
They get the satisfaction of showing all their leddit friends their 1337 hacking skillz.
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>>122158481
>>122158518
>>122158558
Some possible regrets in near future.
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>>122158689
buy
soul
hearts
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Dr. Fetus is one of my new favorite items. It feels exiting to pick up bomb upgrades. I also learned that it synergizes with ring lasers.
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>>122158618
Name was pic related. Has that always been marked as spam?
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>>122158753
No soul hearts, but there were batteries I bought. Does Anti-grav tears make multiple Mom's knife to fling at enemy?
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Been shoveling shitty horrible damage runs as maggie all day trying to beat mega satan and hush. I finally get a run that gives me enough power to go through floors at a reasonable speed. Not finding any angel rooms as usual due to taking idiot damage. Finally get one on womb 1. Womb 2 nothing, but I get to hush with thirty seconds to spare. Get goat head from a hush room hoping this will give be angel rooms. Beat hush with no effort due to picking up the mind. No angel room on cathedral. No dads key to be found. I blow through blue baby without clearing many rooms and decide to keep clearing for a chance at a joker card or dad's key, and find a card on the second to last fucking room.
>I never have to play as maggie ever again
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Whose post-it should I complete next?

Completed Post-its:
The Lost
Eden
Lilith
Azazel


I just need Grand Goat and Hush for all the other characters.
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>1%
BRAVO.
EGGMOUND.
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>>122158849
No it hasn't but THANK FUCKING GOD IT IS.
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>>122159042
That's fine, but you can't type out what I posted in all caps. Weird.
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>>122159103

Why does Maggy get so much shit here? Lazarus and Lost are so much fucking worse.

Oh no, she's one point slower than Isaac? That doesn't mean anything, it's barely a negative.
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>>122153493
It was always a game with mediocre gameplay that I played because I wanted to find cool item combos. The other versions were bearable but afterbirth adds nothing so it just feels like im playing the same game that im already burnt out on
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>>122159206
Doesn't matter if it's in caps or not.
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>>122159260

No one is worse than Eve, especially since you can't trade away all your red hearts for WoB anymore.
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Is Azazel still "nerfed"? He honestly feels just as strong as before.
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Dead eye is so good, it's essentially just double damage on anything that takes sustained hits.

Never pick up anything that splits your tears though. I got cricket's body with it and all the little shots that don't hit anything count as misses, pretty much completely negating it, I assume parasite does the same thing, I'd add this to the wiki if I knew how.
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>>122159323
what, I am a few patches behind, what's this about not being able to trade away red hearts for WoB?

I can do that just fine.
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>>122159323
>Eve
>Not 3rd best character in the game
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>122159160

Just say fuck it and use the cheat engine table to make it so donation machines don't explode. There's challenge and there's tedious bullshit. This is tedious bullshit.
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>>122159348
Why did you use quotes? Unless a patch just came out then yes he should still be bugged.

>>122159283
Good
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>>122159260
Maggie gets shit everywhere. The low damage is what kills me. If I'm right, characters starting damage isn't just a baseline, it's a multiplier, so a maggie run is always going to be significantly weaker than the same run as a different character. Low damage plus low speed makes most runs go so painfully slow.
Judas is my favorite for the same reasons. Health is for scrubs and when I fuck up I want it to be punishing.
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>>122159438

There might be a flag that makes it so that it works specifically for Eve's version of WoB, but the normal item WoB doesn't proc when running on only soul hearts anymore. I traded the last of my HP away for it a couple runs ago and didn't get any of the bonuses.
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>>122159571

Unless the wiki is wrong, which it very well could be, Isaac and Maggy have identical base damage

3.5 times a 1.00 modifier.
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>>122159449
I used quotes because he still feels overpowered to me. Even the weakened brimstone deals decent damage, he can still pick up red hearts, he has flying and good speed, and starts with black hearts. The only disadvantage is his range, and the speed makes up for that. I just think he's inherently broken.

He's also the cutest.
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>>122159685
The fuck, has this always been the case? Am I just a retard? i swear she feels weaker.
Being slow sucks anyway.
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How do you fix Maggy, /Boig/?

>taking red heart damage no longer reduces chances of devil deals
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>>122160037
I don't, she's fine as is, and actually pretty good in Greed Mode.
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>>122159440
I'd argue the best character now that Judas's book isn't a free goat head. Not to mention it seems like next patch she's going to get the razor blade as a starting item meaning you won't get fucked over by picking up hp items anymore.
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>>122160037
Fix Yum Heart. Its just not very good.
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>>122156362
thanks pally
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>>122160157
How is she pretty good at greed mode? Please explain to me, cause I think she's ass.
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Suck as:

The Lost?

Maggy?

??? ?

Lazarus?

Azazel?

Lilith?

Eve?

The solution to all those problems is to git gud.
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>>122159701
On the basement/cellar? Yes, Azazel IS overpowered.
However, unless you get 2 damage ups in a row, by the time you reach caves, you're doing literally jack shit for damage.
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>>122160178
There's no way to make it better other than reduce the cooldown, and getting a full red heart every three rooms would be a little overpowered.
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>>122160207

But it's okay to suck at Isaac? Samson?
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>>122160281
I just mentioned the characters I see people complain about the most.

git gud as those characters too.

:^)
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>>122160281
You can't suck as the best character in the game.
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>>122154787
this piece of shit item wouldn't be so bad if it didn't teleport you everytime you get hit and had more synergies.
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>>122160207
The lost is literally bullshit. This isn't a game that works with no-damage. Even the best fucking players of this game hate The Lost because he's such a fucking poorly designed character, and Holy Mantle is the only halfway reasonable thing to allow The Lost to no longer suck shit.
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>>122160191
Because Greed Mode promotes red heart play, since Soul Heart builds are more expensive to maintain, and you don't get any penalty for using red hearts. You'll also be taking damage if the room gets too crowded via enemies/button pushes, so being able to quickly heal that is great.

Starting with those 4 hearts is great as is, but Yum Heart goes even further and saves you 3 cents if you need to heal.
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>>122159821
Always been the case since Vanilla, assuming she's weaker is a Cleric meme

The only character with less than a 1.00 modifier is Eve, and that's only when not a Whore
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>>122160424
If you could shoot in eight directions, your hitbox was more properly defined, and your movement wasn't slightly slippery then nobody would have any excuses. The base game mechanics are slightly flawed.
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>survived with half a heart heart for half of the Isaac fight

ADRENALINE BOYS
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>>122160268
>Taking damage

Honestly, you might as well since it's only a single heart. This kind of assumption that 'Red Hearts are useful' is what promotes Soul Heart play

Maggy and Samson are the only characters in the game who benefit from red hearts, and even then Maggy is basically Isaac/Lazarus after you get over the speed/health hurdles
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>>122160652
Hitbox = shadow
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going into a library with the NO trinket can crash the game
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>>122160037
There's no way to fix Maggy.
Her damage is shit, and her speed is shit. Those are the 2 aspects of your game that you need to not be shit in order to have a halfway decent run.
Not only that, but she is the most boring fucking character in the game. With Cain, you get lodsemone and can work with shops the entire game. With Judas, you have a huge damage boost and increased/formerly guaranteed deals with the devil, and so on.
Maggy is just "here, you're extremely tanky. that's fun, right?"

>>122160727
Except that's not entirely true. I'm pretty sure there's some dumb fucking height mechanics because on one run, Hush's original firing of the continuum bullets completely went over me while the second wave hit, and on another run they would always hit me.
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>>122160652
Aside from unavoidable damage rooms you mean.
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>>122160889
10/10 steak Eggmund.
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>>122160727
No shit, are you serious? Either way, it's hard to determine the hitbox on a vertical axis. Like, if a shot is shooting at you horizontally but it's a little high, you can't quit see if it's going to hit because Isaac's body and fat head block his shadow. Also the height of the tears also plays a factor.

>>122160960
That too, but I should have said people would have no complaints about the characters.
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there's literally nothing wrong with maggy's damage

stop perpetuating falsehoods you god damn morons
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>>122160261
Damage up is easy enough to come by. He's not the powerhouse he was, but I still consider him pretty strong.
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>>122161183
Maggie is a fat girl and she can die.
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>>122160948
>Damage is shit
It's no worse than Isaac, pre-rage Sam, pre-death Laz, Lilith or The Lost. Stop spreading this meme

The issue is she's slow and doesn't have anything to her name. If the Yum Heart was buffed, it would be a lot better. I suggested Immaculate Conception, but apparently it doesn't fit her 'Cleric' or Mary Magdalene theme even though it really would benefit her even if as a non-offensive Lilith

She's too basic, and it comes from being untouched since the September release of 2011

>>122161183
People fall for the Cleric meme because they never play as her and assume she's not as fun as Isaac or the others. This is why I don't consider Isaac the best character in the game, I just consider him the D6 that replaced the original Isaac
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>>122161183
Someone already pointed this out several posts ago.

>>122161249
>Damage up is easy enough to come by
>damage is always the one stat I never find
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>>122161183
yes, but Isaac can reroll HP ups INTO damage ups, or tears ups, or so on.. Maggy has to fucking deal with it and spend the entire game at 3.5 damage and 10 red heart containers.
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>>122161324
>cleric
>low damage high health
The fuck you on about nigga? Cleric is basically a holy warrior, good damage with holy abilities as a side.
Maggy is more like a really shitty paladin.
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>>122135497
I got the habit of taking pills from watching the Egg before I started playing. I assumed that pills were great to do no matter what.
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>>122161467
Edmund himself described the original four as being a Warrior, Cleric, Thief and Mage (Isaac, Maggy, Cain, Judas)

This translates poorly into the Isaac mechanics because they are incredibly basic. And a lot of people assume healers don't have good damage and are just slutty leeches that heal other team members

It's just something people assume
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>>122160037
>taking red heart damage increases the chance of angel rooms

I know the general consensus is that angel rooms are bad but it fits thematically
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>>122161656
Clerics aren't healers. Clerics are damage-dealers, basically a higher damage/less tanky Paladin. It's the fucking Priests that are the healers.
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>Isaac's Tears synergies with literally two items

jesus why is this item so bad

I know if it was too good it would just be an OP tammy's head but come ON
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>>122162026
Isn't that the item that's basically Tammy's Head but with different recharge rules?
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>>122162026

Not sure if they fixed it, but Isaac's Tears is pretty broken with Chocolate milk. If you never let the charge go, it just keeps making your tears bigger and bigger.
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>>122162180
It recharges every 6 shots, I believe.
The problem is that it doesn't synergize with shit like Brimstone, Mom's Knife, so on so forth, like Tammy's Head does. It also does your base damage, instead of a massive damage up like Tammy's Head.
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>>122160037
give her immaculate conception
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>>122162293
I think that was done as a disappointing way of making sure it wasn't overpowered. If Isaac's Tears could shoot shit like brimstone or Tech X it would just be a better Tammy's Head.
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>>122160037
Yum Heart heals 2 hearts and has a 2 room charge. Makes up for frustrating damage taken because Maggy's base speed and damage is just that fucking bad.
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The great thing about afterbirth is that it won't take 100 years to find all the items.

Because there are none, only co-op babies.
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>>122161324
>I suggested Immaculate Conception, but apparently it doesn't fit her 'Cleric' or Mary Magdalene theme
It doesn't fit anyone's theme. Remember that part of the bible where God magically impregnates Samson? Or Cain?
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>>122161467
>Using WoW terms and not D&D
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>>122161812
IIRC Ed is going off D&D. Clerics are tanky all around spellcasters. Damage, buffs, heals.
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>>122161324
She's shit because her movement is so slow that it makes avoiding damage much harder.
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>>122163368
WoW doesn't have a cleric, silly anon.
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>>122163293
That's way too good.
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>>122163791
No, I'd say it's fine. In fact it's even worse than just dying because you can't heal enough so then you have to suffer with continually shitty damage because you're Maggy.
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>>122163842
From a gameplay perspective it's too good anon. That's actually no different than it giving you a red heart every room.
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>>122163979
Would 3 rooms for 2 hearts be better then?
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>>122164168
I'd say that would still be too good to put in the game, 3 rooms for one heart would probably be more realistic. I'm not sure, an item like this is kind of hard to gauge because the strategy for Isaac usually involves getting as few red hearts as possible. If you only had red hearts, let's say 12 containers, how beneficial would two red hearts every three rooms be for any character? I think that question would determine how good an item like that is or isn't.
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Does anyone pick up triple shot without mistaking it for one of the other hundred eyeball items? Seriously fuck it.
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>>122164704
>disliking triple shot
Mom's eye is the only one I confuse, now fuck that shitty item.
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>>122164704

I can recognize Proptosis and Polyphemus, that's enough for me.

Oh, and Cursed Eye. I know not to touch that shit.
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>>122164704

here's a practice sheet for you, anon
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>>122165026
I didn't even realize that it wasn't just items with the descriptions beside them until Polyphemus.
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>>122165180
>draw a line from the eye to its attributes
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Found an item room.
Epic Fetus and Bucket of Lard.
Which one do I take?
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Edmund actually made angel rooms good

We doubted him all along
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>>122165461
Don't have too much fun, now, or that'll be patched out!
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>>122165447

fetus if you want to faceroll the rest of your run

lard if you still want the chance to have an interesting, fun run
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>>122165461
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>>122165587

>cube of meat in angel pool

what the fuck?
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Some new shits been found out for the ARG, if you care.

https://imgur.com/lERBeIL

The achievement for getting 999 coins into the Greed mode donation machine changed this morning to a piece of paper with a code on it. Someone just deciphered to code and it's a link to the above imgur post (quote at the bottom is from Genesis 30:35).


>>122165660

Angel room is out of items to pool from, so now it's taking from the Boss pool.
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>>122165587
What is that item under cube of meat?
What is that item next to Holy Mantle?
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>>122165824
Immaculate Conception: spawns a random angelic familiar once you heal yourself enough times. It's the reverse of the Cambion Conception.

The Censer: a familiar with a big AOE that follows you and slows enemies inside it
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>>122165026
I have trouble recognizing the eyes also. I don't even recall seeing that second eye ever.
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Rate my isaac /boig/
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>>122165026
>https://imgur.com/lERBeIL
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>>122166008

Pretty Flies and Pyro make it look too busy and don't really fit. +1 for Lil Gurdy.

7/10.
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>>122165930

Immaculate and Cambion conception with a Bloody Penny start on Lilith could make for an interesting short challenge run.

>>122165952

>Never seen Cain's other eye

Consider yourself lucky. One of the shittiest item room pickups. It's the only one I get confused on what it is, because I always instantly think it's Triple Shot.

Speaking of, you mixed up Diplopia and Triple Shot.
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>>122165952
Well I can say right now you got Proptosis, Farsighted friend, and triple shot tears wrong.
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>>122165026
I think I got em all right
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>>122166070
shit, forgot to say that the link I posted is related to the "arg" if you can call it that.

also I can recognize every eye item
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999 coins is literally impossible without exploiting or glitching or something.
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>>122166398
jej, I wasted 4 hours in a run using glowing hourglass plus chaos card.

It blew up when a single coin was placed inside, regardless of character.
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>>122166398

Just use cheat engine to make it so that donation machines don't explode.
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>>122166165
>item room pickup
You know it's a trinket right?
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>there are people who still can't differentiate between Chemical Peel, Rubber Cement, or Ipecac

Also, I'm posting it again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0fHKWA_SJ4
:3c
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>>122166598
That's Cain's eye faggot.

Cain's OTHER eye.
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>>122166598
No, that's "Cain's Eye"

Cain's Eye is a trinket that has a 25% chance of revealing a map feature when you spawn on a new floor

Cain's OTHER Eye is an item that's essentially Peeper's Eye but instead of contact damage, it shoots shitty tears

How many fucking eyes does Cain need, where's Cain's Brown Eye
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>>122166647
What the fuck, I just realized Cain has an item AND a trinket named after his eyes. AND HE ALREADY STARTS THE GAME WITH ONE EYE
CAIN CONFIRMED FOR TRIPLE SHOT
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>>122166641

I can tell Rubber Cement from the others, but I can't tell Ipecac and Chemical Peel apart.

Not that it matters because I take them all on-sight anyway.
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>>122166773
Chemical Peel has a skull on it
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So did anyone else just cheat engine the greed machine to full?
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>>122166895

Yeah, I just looked them up and realized I had described them wrong. Chem Peel is the one I can recognize, Rubber Cement and Ipecac are just different sized generic looking bottles.
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>>122166727

Cain's unlocks are universally shit. I made sure he was the last character I got all unlocks for because of this. Which is sad, because he's not a bad character to play as. I have no idea why they didn't include luck upgrades or items that deal with luck for his unlocks.
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>>122166165
>Unlocked By: Beat Boss Rush with Cain
Well, that explains why I never saw it before. I've been procrastinating Boss Rush with Cain for no particular reason.
>>122166165
>>122166167
Damn, that's worse than I expected. I should've at least remembered Diplopia since I just had a run where I used it on Ludovico Technique.
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>>122162302
I wonder why this isn't a new starting unlock for Maggy like Eve and The Lost getting the razor blade and holy mantle, makes perfect sense.
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>>122166901
WOW

You didn't even ATTEMPT to savor the taste of that steak, did you? anon.
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>>122166773
Eh. To each his own. I don't ever take Dr. Fetus, Epic Fetus, or Ipecac in most runs, because I find them boring as shit.

In a breaking run, however...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Jj9rI_pFI

Keep in mind that this was before the Ultra Greed buff, and it would probably be impossible to kill him with this build as he is now, because he would outheal your damage.
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lol, /vg/
>sucking bumbos dick when he drops shittons of live bombs
no
>liking scaling health then complaining when RPGs do the same thing
lel
>liking bullet hell when it's a fucking lazy shit mechanic substituted for good game design
wow
>liking a lazy fucking game put together by an idiot and a fucking inept coding team over a fucking awesome game that only had flash as its limitation and even that made the game better because ed couldn't implement his fucking stupidass ideas that fucking made rebirth suck
Final kek

>100% achievement the original
>struggled through and 100% achievement rebirth
>fuck afterbirth because they decided to take everything that was a pain in the ass in rebirth and turn it up to 11, i dont even care any more
Fuck Rebirth and fuck Afterbirth.

Go play the original.
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>>122165026
Eye transformation when?
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>>122167046
If he's going to make the greed fight just tedious instead of hard and ruin everything about the game, I will fuck with him just to piss him off.
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>>122167143

you were here two weeks ago and you're still here throwing an autism fit over a game you don't even like

again, fuck off back to newgrounds
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>>122167143
nice blog faggot
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>>122167237
>autism fit
You kids are the ones with autism. It takes autism to like such a fucking spastic shit game.
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>>122167143
Those first free nobody, especially this general, likes. Everybody hates Ed here.

Anyways, nice well thought out bait but it was too obvious from the beginning. 6/10 still got my (you)
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oh boy
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>>122167309
>first free
wtf am I 4 again? I meant first three.
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>>122167309
>agreeing with me
>still sucking ed's cock and playing shitbirth
You know what amazed me? Listening to someone on Twitch that has played a lot of Isaac from the beginning (I'll let you guess who, and no, it's not eggman) just before Afterbirth came out and basically gave a synopsis of his experiences with Rebirth vs the original, and basically said that the original is in every way superior in every one of its elements...

and still said Rebirth was better.

Jesus fuck, you people are all diseased. How in the fucking hell do you all have such a toxic case of stockholm syndrome?
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>>122167486
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
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>>122167486
The only two BoI streamers I know of his eggfag and Admiral Bahroo but I have no idea if that guy played the original and I don't watch him stream.
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>>122167148
>eye transformation
Here's what Edmund would do with the eye transformation...
You would literally turn into one of those eyeball laser turrets, except with whatever tears you have.(possibly get a damage up or something) You can only fire while standing still, but you can also fire on diagonals. The reason you can't fire while moving is because the eyeball has to close in order to move. However, you are invincible while moving.

After Edmund sees people abusing the invincibility while moving in the same manner as Gnawed Leaf, he would nerf it so that you have the same effect as The Wafer while you move instead.

Enjoy your steak, guys.
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>>122167581
Anyone that responds with such a childish response basically has no argument and might as well admit I'm right.

Thanks.
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>>122167646
>Trying to start up a bitchfit argument in a general with a hilarious bait trying to 'hook' people onto the original game

Are you the faggot who uses the 3DS screenshot that beat Mega Satan on /v/?
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>>122167790

Context?
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Gee, thanks Satan
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SPEED! challenge finally done, got amazingly lucky.
Unicorn Stomp + Moms knife + infestation 2 + Hivemind, was legit no way for me to fuck up that run.
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>>122167980

Chaos is so shit most of the time. It wouldn't be so bad if Breakfast wasn't in the pool a dozen or so times.
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>>122167486
Everyone knows Wrath of the Lamb is Ed's masterpiece

It's so difficult to go back though, 1080p + 60fps is too fine
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>>122159376

You make an account and edit the page.
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>>122168587
>making accounts

But: list of things that ruin dead eye
crickets's body, parasite, mom's eye, loki's horns, probably more
Also familiars that copy your tears like incubus or fate's reward don't effect dead eye at all, sorry lilith.
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>>122168930

Well, if you want to contribute, then contribute. It's not like you don't have a shitton of throwaway e-mails anyway.
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>>122169202
10minutemail
Problem solved.
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FUCK THE LOST
FUCK THE WAY TO UNLOCK HIM
FUCK SATAN
AND FUCK THE FUCKING GUPPY'S COLLAR

>Doing Azazel last part to die with Satan and unlock The Lost
>Expend 1 hour trying to do so
>Last run died in It lives because bad items with Azazel
>I pick up guppy's collar
"Whatever, it doesn't always works"
>Go to Satan
>Die
>Revive by the fucking collar
>No please no
>Retry being careful as fuck
>Killed by Satan again
>Revive
>FUCK
>Found secret room
>Found judgement card
>Summon the little fucker
>Gives me an item to gamble
>Waste all my 57 coins in hearts
>Trying to defeat the thing that comes after Satan again
>Success
>Get kill by Satan
>Revive again
>FUCKING WHY

It was 6 tries, the last try I got kill by a fucking leach
I'm done.
Fucking. Done.
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>>122170226
>those items
>still dying
>not even to mega stan, to REGULAR stan
C'mon man
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>>122170334
did you even read his post? he's trying to unlock the lost

he's still an idiot for taking guppy's collar, though
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>>122170334
Anon, you misunderstand him, he has to die to Satan to unlock The Lost, he's bitching at Guppy's Collar actually working and not letting him die.
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Holy shit, I just got two spirit hearts in a row from those key blocks. I should buy a lottery ticket.
>>
Are the babies meant to do something?
Co-op or some shit?
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>>122171057
co-op

all mega satan, mom's heart, completed post-it achievements are co-op babies.
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>>122171149
When or how are they used?
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>>122171242
Literally just cosmetic shit.
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>>122171242
If a second player joins, (local co-op only.) they can choose a baby to play as.

All unlock babies have special abilities
(But not all special babies are unlocks.)
there are also a few hundred non-special
babies that are just for aesthetics.
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>>122171242
I never did this but by reading it is seems locally you can join in a run with a second controller by just pressing a button, the 2nd player will steal a heart container from the 1st player and you can leave to return it any time (Like Kirby's Dream Land 3 if you ever played that). Apparently the PS4 version supports an online option through the Share Play feature.
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>>122171414
>>122171459
What about Steam?
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>>122170432
>>122170456
Don't worry about me. I'm just gonna go and take a reading comp course or something. Maybe see if I can put an amount of coins into the greed machine at once that's at least higher than my IQ. Probably not hard
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>>122171557
Afterbirth isn't even on PS4 yet so obviously it works for steam as well.
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>>122171557
local co-op as a person in your house grabbing a controller or keyboard and playing with you.
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>>122171557
Seems like Steam is only local co-op for some reason.
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>>122171627
How the fuck it works then?
I don't follow
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>>122171716
It's simple, a second controller or keyboard presses a button to join in as a little baby while you're already doing a run. The co-op feature isn't Afterbirth exclusive, Afterbirth just has some exclusive aesthetics for the babies the 2nd player plays as.
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Considering afterbirth adds nothing but co-op babies its pretty stupid theres no online multiplayer
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>>122172350
You really want to trust Nicalis to implement online multiplayer?
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>>122171057
>>122171242
>>122171716
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Found this beauty.
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>bad trip
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7ngb
8ksb
>get broken remote followed by jar of flies
infinite teleports at will is rad and painful for the eyes.
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>>122173220

>Bad trip taking you down to half heart of HP

What sin did I do to deserve this...
>>
Guys
Is that true?
Is it true that The Lost can have Holy Mantle?
What does it need to unlock it?
pls tell
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>>122165026
>cain's eye and inner eye both look fucking identical
what the hell, yo
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>>122173362
Not implemented yet.
They added the achievements, but not the content itself yet.

>tfw still waiting for The Keeper.
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>>122173393
One's white and one's a light blue tinted white.

:^)

also one's smaller.
>>
Have they STILL not finished the FUCKING PATCH YET
JESUS CHRIST NICALIS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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>>122173543
Calm down, and chew your steak slowly.

Salt adds nothing to a steaks flavor.
>>
>that wonderful feeling when you don't get deals for two floors but get Sacred Heart on the next
I feel bad for everyone that has a hard time finding it, I seem to get it all the time.
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>>122145020

Unlocks: 3 more negative pills
>>
is afterbirth still a buggy pile of shit?
is edmund still acting like this is all part of the plan?
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>>122174181
Yes and yes.
>>
Epic Fetus + Poly + a few more damage ups.
Fighting Hush
Spawns a circle of flies.
I nuke it.
Out pops a few dozen black hearts.
>wat.mpeg


Why did this happen and how can I make it happen again?
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>>122174328
if you have poisons touch anything that dies from poison dot has a chance to drop black hearts
or something like that
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>>122151997
I swear I read that as "Whether it comes with items or not, is yet to be datamined."

Time for sleep.
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Pandora's Box is a good item.
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Hush is the proof that that fat neckbeard faggot that made this game is running out of creative ideas and just shits out OP and overly annoying over the top shit bosses
fucking kill yourself eggmund mcdicksucker
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>>122172751
i trusted them to make content i might as well shoot for the moon
>>
>playing judas
>first item room
>item is butter bean
>reroll machine inside
>put in 3 coins
>rerolls into epic fetus

Judas betrayed jesus for 30 pieces of silver.
Judas in BOI starts with three coins.

Would you betray jesus for epic fetus IRL?
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>>122172751
online co op sounds fun as fuck
make rooms a bit large, 2 pick ups per treasure room and tougher bosses/more health etc.
why not right?
Hell I'm even waiting for this and character creator.
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What's the fucking joke?
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>>122175427
it's just cosmetic you can still walk through them
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>>122175427
That happened to me once, it didn't show the animation of them going into the ground but I was able to walk on them as if they did.
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>>122175317
>character creator

how about no, we all know that half of all custom characters will be either animu references.
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>>122175509
people can already mod sprites so you cant escape that shit anyway
might as well make it a thing
>>
Am I the only one who isn't playing for fun anymore, but for the unlocks?
I don't even want to make the challenges, they don't look appealing to me, but still need to do them to unlock shitty trinkets I will never pick up
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>>122175918
I still get plenty of enjoyment from the normal game and Greed Mode, but the challenges feel like a chore more than anything else. At least I have Speed! and The Guardian out of the way.
>>
Completed Post-its
The Lost
Eden
Lilith
Azazel
Isaac
Lazarus
Judas

Who do I do next?
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>>122175509
And?
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>>122176098
Maggy.
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>>122176098

S L O W D O W N
L
O
W

D
O
W
N

STOP EATING YOUR STEAK SO FAST
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>Game crashes every time I enter the shop on my current run on the current floor

Let's see if the patch fixes that. :^)


Where is the patch

Where is it
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>>122176461
Do you have the NO trinket?
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>>122176430
I just want to prepare my anus for when keeper becomes playable anon.
>>
fuck OFF ed
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>>122176585
feels like WoTL
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>>122176585
thats what you get for gobbling down a whole steak in one bite
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>>122125618
I made OP-pic my desktop wallpaper.
Edited that to my resolution.
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>>122176658
>yfw this is what edmund intended.

>Timegated content (The Chest in WoTL.)
>Bugs everywhere
>Incomplete feeling
>Crashes everywhere
>>
http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?p=5626605#5626605

If anyone wants to fuck edmund, grab cheat engine and the cheat table at the bottom of the post and then just do one greed mode run with 999 coins enabled.
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>>122176894
It's not fully accurate until we get this back, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZOWvj6qD5Q
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>>122177068
>My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins.
>>
>>122176518

I think so, actually.

What's happening? What has Nicalis done?
>>
>>122176518
>A trinket that's so untested it constantly crashes your game
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>>122177305
its supposed to automatically reroll use items
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What the fuck, did i miss a patch?
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>>122177581

I know that, that's why I picked it up because I'm playing Lilith. But why is it causing crashes? How did they fuck up?
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>>122177634
They should have just release a completed game from the get-go, desu.
>>
Where money binding of isaac make go?

Edmund McMillen get 20 %
Steam sony and others puplishers 30%
Northenlion 50%
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do you think in a year all the content of afterbirth will finally be released?
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>>122155759
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>>122177949
Northernlion gets 100% and shares scraps with everybody else when they need it
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>>122178081

Only if the ARG is discovered and solved
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>>122178081
>A year

You're not savoring the steak anon.
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What are your favorite item combos in afterbirth?
Tech X + Continuum + Strange Attractor is pretty fun
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>>122176738
How about we edit it to 8k.
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>>122178229
Brimstone + Technology.
I don't know if it does anything special, but it looks cool.
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>>122178229
The same as they were in rebirth because afterbirth doesnt add shit except coop babies and brimstone synergies and brimstones rarer than godhead
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>>122178420
And back down to 4k.
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>>122178420
There is about 3388 horny's
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>>122178229
class canon + pre patch
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>>122178229
I wouldn't know since I never get any items that have new synergies
>>
>You can't turn into Guppy during The Guardian

THANKS EGGMUND I TOTALLY JUST WANTED TO DO THAT BOSS RUSH FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
>>
>room before ultra greed
>instead of monstro get super greed

wot

is this new
>>
>>122179915
You can get 2 or 4 regular Greeds, 1 Super Greed or a Monstro since the last update. At least that's my experience.
>>
>playing azazel to get hush, mega satan, and the lamb completion, the lamb was a save file transfer issue
>start with full range brinstone, I guess I got it from picking up eden's blessing my last run and that this isn't a bug because I have the horns and it's in my item card
>mega mushroom at first floor
>nothing but stat and health pickups
>stop watch in third shop
>tammy's head
>multiple battery upgrades
>spoon bender
>still no angel rooms
>boss rush is a joke
>first angel room in womb 2, obviously made it fast enough for the hush
>guess I'll just settle for maybe a hush and lamb run
>get chaos card from blue womb shop
>plow through sheol
>first red chest in dark room brings me to an angel room
>get all three checks in one run
Fuck having to try.
>>
Sweet, had chaos but fucking conquest still drops his shitty horse.

Couldn't make an item useful huh
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>>122177948
So you could finish it all in one gulp? Not healthy, anon, not healthy.

But don't worry, Edmund's gonna teach you how to appreciate his steak, just a few more months.
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>>122180518
force-coded items are still the same i think, because they are not an "item pool", they can only drop that one item (or those 2 if being the regular horsemen)
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I'm having a pretty good run so far, should i pick it up? I just bought Chaos in the shop, can it be some item that fucks my shit up beyond repair?
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>>122181280
Take it you puss.
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>>122181280
What if it's something like Cursed Eye? You don't know if it's an item that could ruin your run.
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>greed mode
>shit build
>wave with floating skulls
>can't kill enemies on time
>more skulls spawn
>still can't kill enemies on time
>even more skulls
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>>122181447
>>122181463
ayyyy lmao
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>>122181463
Does cursed eye even interact with epic fetus?
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>>122181472
fuck off
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>>122181594
ok, sorry
>>
>just had a run where my main source of damage was getting batteries to power up my krampus head from sacks dropped after hitting enemies
got soy milk before mega stan, that fight would've taken a LOT longer without it
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what should i do
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>>122180518
Forced drops aren't pools, they're specially selected. Same for Krampus items.

Chaos isn't that good in the first place.
It doesn't mix up all the pools, it just rolls for a pool and then takes from it.
That's why it gives you so much breakfast when you use it a lot.
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>>122181879
Duplicate them and take them all, take the top right twice.
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>>122181879
Top-right, since right is right and you'll be on top in the end.
>>
So why is The Lost talking to Mom in one of the level intermission scenes? What does this mean?
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>this has been the item room for the past 3 floors and once in the treasure room
i swear, if i didn't somehow managed to complete guppy i'd be fucking pissed about picking up chaos
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>>122181940
>>122181964
it's telepathy for dummies
thanks mcnugget
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>>122182040
>>
>>122182109
D
E
E
P L O T S
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>>122182072
Disappointing, sorry for being a dummy.
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>>122182109
Suddenly the name "The Lost" makes a lot more sense
>>
>you cant exit and continue daily runs
oops
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>>122161348
>being so shit at the game you can't get devil rooms
>>
Should I pick technology on floor 1 or reroll it?
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>finally beat onan's streak after patch making it less bullshit
>haven't gotten kidney stones once
I at least want to see how shitty they are
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>>122182324
I say go for it. I'd only reroll Technology 2
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>>122182048
>
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>>122182451
take it and then use it for guppy's paw
flawless plan
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>>122167148
>isaac turns into a beholder and every tear shot shoots in 8 directions like Tammy's head
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>>122182048
>>122182451
I had the same shit happen to me when I was abusing the D20. The stores kept giving me Milk along with the treasure rooms eventually.
>>
>>122182579
>abusing the D20
That's the thing, though, you were abusing an item and quite possibly exhausted an item pool. Chaos just randomly throws breakfast everywhere even if 90% of the items in the game still haven't even been seen.
>>
Is the patch still coming today? Did they say when?
>>
>>122170334
>lucinafag in charge of reading comprehension
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Is it just me or did they fuck up item pools? Because i swear i've seen items (shit like mom's coin purse and portable slot) reappearing in shop on the next floor after i haven't bought them
>>
>>122182654
You're probably partially right with that but I mean I abused it, then got Chaos and while I got a decent amount of items I know for sure I also didn't get enough to exhaust the item pool. Especially since one of the last shops still gave me different items after I bombed the Restock Box.
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>>122182752
It's supposed to be sometime early today
But knowing edmund it could be way later, or even the next day
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>Only get Red Chests when I want a Devil Deal
>Never get activated items on rooms when I don't have one, only when I do
Why does the RNG goddess hate me so?
>>
Just release the patch you fucking buttlicker-licker.
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>all this Chaos bashing
Do I dare?
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>>122183261
Even though I keep seeing the bitching I go for it always. Do it.
>>
>>122183261
No, go for the free bombs.
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should i pick it or should i reroll?
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>>122183261
>>122183330
kill me
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>>122183471
Get it, you'll never miss your shots with this.
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>when I got frustrated/bored of the game I would always play azazel for a fun "win no matter what" run that was quick and refreshing
>azazel now literally a paperweight
>instead of being addicted for as long as I used to be I now quit the game whenever I get a bad run
great job Edmund McMillions
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>>122183473
Go for it and then regret it.
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>>122183525
not sure if sarcasm
i want a second opinion
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>>122183652
It's not sarcasm, since you'll have perfect control of your tears you're most likely never going to miss.
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fuck you
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>>122183652
No, I'm serious. I think it's a great item, since your tears go straight ahead and don't miss enemies. Goes pretty well with something like Ipecac, too.
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>>122183721
perfect
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Child Leash for 3 cents? What a steal!
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ahhhh he took chaos the absolute madman!!!!! im gonna freak!!!!!
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>>122184223
all is forgiven
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>>122184461
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>
>tfw passing the 200 hours played mark
wake me up
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>>122184569
SAVE ME
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>Mega Satan got buffed
>Greenish-red fire permanently kills familiars
>Fucked over my Lilith run

HELP.
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>tfw fighting Ultra Greed with Serpent's Kiss
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>can't even beat mom's heart with azazel without good luck
>>
I played a bit of the original years ago, never got that far, just casual heart kills etc. I've found this version a lot more accessible albeit still bullshit at times. The bloat and daddy longlegs in particular are just stupid - and krampus in small rooms. Hush taking a good 10 minutes to kill regardless of build is stupid too. That being said, I'm vastly enjoying this version more. I've finished the entire post-it of Cain, and I am just missing Mega Satan on Isaac/Lilith and maybe Eden.

What can I do to make angel rooms more consistent? I know about getting both key pieces from the same one, it's just a matter of spawning any.
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NEVER AGAIN
EVER
V
E
R
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>>122185407
get a devil room (don't get hit for a floor or kill shopkeeper) then enter it and leave without taking anything
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So any news on when are we going to get the patch?
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>>122185407
If you refuse to take anything in the first Devil Room that shows up, you're a lot more likely to get nothing but Angel Rooms for the rest of your run.
>>
>>122185467
https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3snfk4/weve_done_it_boys_solved_for_real/

when edmund gets another victim for his rape dungeon
>>
>>122185520
>https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3snfk4/weve_done_it_boys_solved_for_real/
I wonder if edmund is just making this up as he goes along and as soon as somebody posts a theory he implements it
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>Curse of the Lost during the Womb on Speed challenge
>red poop and spike block button rooms on highspeed
EGGMOOOONG
>>
>>122185654
LMFAO these retards are back to giving him free blowjobs
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>bomb my way to the black market on the first floor
>get stopwatch, compass and black candle there
>that was literally all the luck i had in that run
>only when i got to fucking chest with no keys and almost no damage upgrades i realized why there were no angel rooms
>those were devil deals in the black market
learn from my mistakes
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>>122185520
>requires going to a physical location
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That raw liver was a mistake
>>
>>122186298
No it wasn't, take that shit.
>>
>>122186452
No, I bought the raw liver just before the devil wave and now it's going to waste while I could've gotten it after abbadon.
>>
>>122134338
Bob gives you green creep and expllosion immunity.
Mom transformation scales depending on how many items you have
>>
>>122186589
Ah, yeah, that is a waste. Hopefully there's a chance you can use the last of those hearts next floor.
>>
>>122175202
get
good
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>>122175202
>he still hasnt beaten Hush
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>greed mode
>sheol
>start the wave
>literally 5 waves instantly die
>because they spawned in the fires
>mfw
>>
>>122175202
The Hush isn't that bad, the only problem I have with him is that he's a tank, I hate doing endurance shit with enemies.
>>
>They're still falling for Edmund's lies
>>
>Get to I am Error Room as the Lost
>Two Rag Men appear at the same time
Holy shit, thank God you didn't have to defeat 'em to move on.

They sure made special rooms worse, didn't they?
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>>122187238
>there are people who will actually go to California in search of clues
>all they will find is coop babies
>>
Why am i wasting my life grinding 999 coins in greed mode instead of being a contributing member of society
>>
>>122187249
It's starting to feel like a punishment to go in them instead of being rewarding.
>>
>>122187249
>>122187345

That little invisible demon that pops up from time to time in Devil Rooms is annoying as hell. It already killed me once because I wasn't paying attention.

And Angel Rooms with nothing but coins and arcades with nothing but beds. Why'd they think those were such good ideas?
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>>122187421
Don't forget about the treasure rooms with a spike & 3 rocks around the item and Devil rooms with just spikes around all the items.
>>
>>122178229
Tech X + Dr Fetus. It puts a little AoE around the bombs.
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>Greed just got harder!
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>>122187703
>Mega
>Unlocked...Mega Satan Baby
>>
>>122187342
Do we know if Generosity an actual item or do you get absolutely nothing by going to 999?
>>
>>122187864
>All those unlockable babies
>Still no plans for online co-op
Fuck you, Edmundo, you lazy bum.
>>
>>122187249
>actually manage to find the Super Secret Room
>it's an empty room with nothing but spikes and a single black poop
WHAT IS THE FUCKING PURPOSE
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>>122182109
Whoa! Could there actually be some lore to this game?
>>
>>122188049
I got that room yesterday and it pissed me off. Just what is the fucking point? Secret rooms should be rewarding!
>>
>>122183471
>>122183473
I just realised! I bet these items go really well together.
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>>122184710
I CAN'T.
>>
What was the update?
>>
>>122185520
Just release the fucking patch you obese manchild.
>>
>>122188835
NERFS, BABIES AND TINFOILHATTERY
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post you're favorite isacs
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>>122189749
>>
>>122189749
>le having prolbem hebrew
>>
Has there been an update yet? or do i have to keep chewing this steak
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I'm just hoping for Guppy's Head or some shit
>>
>>122190607
At the rate things are going, we may have to regurgitate and continue chewing like a cow or some shit.
>>
>>122190607
Just hope redditors finish that stupid arg bullshit fast.
>>
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I tried to do the angel room exploit on a daily run since I had a perthro rune.
>>
>>122191798
They patched it?
Fuck.
>>
>>122191975
No.
In the daily run, you can't go back once you quit and you basically lose the run.
>>
NEW PATCH IS UP!
>>
>>122192401
made me check/10
>>
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inevitable nerf when?
>>
>>122191798
Well done you retard, hope you learnt your lesson.
>>
>>122192743
Serpent's Kiss and Explosivo.
>>
>>122192825
kill yourself edmund
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THEY ADDED MORE ACHIEVEMENT
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>>122192950
s l o w l y
l
o
w
l
y
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>>122192950
welcome to yesterday
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it's
fucking
N O T H I N G
O
T
H
I
N
G
>>
>>122192865
>tfw you'll never be a fat middle aged guy with dyslexia who lives off the income of lonely autists and neckbeards
>>
>>122192950
how do you get the lost to start with holy mantle? please don't say "complete the lost's post it on hard"
>>
>>122193229
You forgot the fact that he hates fun and so do you apparently.
>>
>>122193128
Grab the experimental serum
You know you want to
>>
>>122193282
Wait until Edmund finally releases the fucking patch.
And then probably through the Greed Mode Donation machine.
>>
>>122193282
I don't know. But the background color of the achiev icon implies Greed Mode unlock.
>>
>your cat will never be part of a famous video game
>>
>>122193343
>>122193365
thank god
>>
>>122193309
How can I dislike fun if I love funposting?
>>
>>122193282
Wait until the patch, then probably fill edmund's wallet.
I mean the greed machine
>>
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>>122190671
I'M FREE
LAST CHALLENGE COMPLETED

FUCK YOU MCMUFFET
>>
>>122193404
>calls him a retard for trying to have fun
>"I don't dislike fun"
>>
>>122193487
I was mostly addressing the fact he ignored the "no continue" rule of challenges actually.
>>
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>Isaac's tears are replaced with guided missiles, like those used by the Doctor's Remote.
>Missiles deal 20 times Isaac's damage.
i have dr fetus now
if i take this will it deal 20 times my current damage or 20 times default damage?
>>
>>122193796
Just take it you fucking pussy.
>>
>>122193796
You're playing Azazel, it doesn't matter anyway, you've already won the run.
>>
>>122194386
Dude where the fuck have you been in the last 109 hours.
>>
>>122194527
playing good characters
>>
Whenever I play Greed mode my computer tends to shut down without any warning a few floors in. This only happens when I play the game and only in Greed mode and this has never happened to me before in any circumstance.

What does it mean?
>>
>>122186243
>goes to said location
>it's a restaurant
>sit at a table
>edmund comes
>"hi I'm edmund, I'll be your waiter today, what kind of steak do you want?"
>>
>>122194861
It means you should buy a new computer.
>>
wheres my patch
>>
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>get black market
>reroll machine
>chaos
>>
>>122194895
>he literally shits on your plate and washes it with his piss if you say anything other than "well done"
>>
>>122194913
No. It's Edmund doing it.
>>
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Just attempted to unlock the lost. Got to Azazel run, was shit damage up until right before mom until I found the knife, THERE WAS HOPE.

Ended up getting to Satan, both fallens zerg rush me and I get trapped between them and got fucked.

Fuck my gay life I was so close. Also encountered a white chest surrounded by 8 keys. It had fucking nothing inside.
>>
>>122194774
So not Azazel?
>>
>>122195042
Check the inside of it for steaks>>122195042
>>
>>122195140
White chests are arguably even more of a gamble than red chests, given how often they show up and where.
>>
>alt+f4 exploit was fixed
>with all of that unfair dmg in afterbirth
edmund seriously fuck you
>>
>>122195606
It got fixed?
No, I've been doing it a shitload on my lost runs.
>>
>>122195606
ENJOY YOUR HOLY MANTLE PLEASE
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3sllpe/am_i_the_only_one_who_thoroughly_enjoyed_every/

even reddit is hating edmund now

>Wait there's an ARG? I didn't realize time gated content counted as an ARG now

>I just wanna play the entire expansion I paid money for.

>there's an arg? I see them withholding updates till X time, but no arg.
>>
>>122195606
Have fun unlocking Holy Mantle for The Lost!
>>
>>122195606
How was it fixed? It seems to work fine here.
>>
>In 200 hours of gameplay I only got brimstone twice

Jesus christ Edmund why would you make the item with the most and best synergies the rarest in the fucking game
>>
>>122195821
Reddit is on-and-off with sucking his dick or taking a huge shit on him.
Mostly whenever something they suggested/wanted happens.
>>
>>122195974
I got brimstone + ludovico for the first time 150 hours into the game.
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>rerolled into this
im comin for you hush
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>Have Ludo Knife
>Pick up Technology to see what happens
>Get a neat laser circle
>Can't control the circle
>It just follows with me in the center unless I am standing next to a wall
Nice fucking game Ed.
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>>122195821
It'd be pretty cool if some redditor died while doing the ARG bullshit.
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Everything's fine here.
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>>122196239
Those are both special items, no wonder it's hard to find them both.

>>122195974
Maybe if you didn't keep rerolling for a first room Poly it would appear more often baka senpai.
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Has the requirements for unlocking God head changed?

I decided to try beating all the hard mode stuff a few days ago, finally finished my last run where I beat boss rush, isaac and blue baby on hard mode all in the same run.

Unlocked, Isaacs Heart and The body (Had already done boss rush on normal ages ago before I knew it had to be on hard mode) but I didn't get God head.
>>
>>122196520
>on the way to the arcade
>someone pulls you into a dark alley
>rapes you and kills you
>you go up to heaven
>saint peter "welcome to heavens, I'll introduce you to God"
>saint peter opens a huge golden door
>you go in
>edmund is in the room, eating a steak
>"you unlock ACTUAL platinum god!"
>>
>>122196694
It's the entire Post-It note in Afterbirth.
Have fun, and remember chew slowly.
>>
>>122196694
you also need to beat ultra greed and mega stan now
>>
>>122196473
DAMAGE SCALING
A
M
A
G
E

S
C
A
L
I
N
G
>>
>>122196818
its fine i just got a chaos card :)
>>
It's a new day
I have most items in the collection page
I completed all challenges
999 coins in greed machine
Only 5 characters to complete the post-its as

I am ready to 99% isaac, since no blinding baby.
>>
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>Egg McMuffin has people fucking running around actual California sucking dicks for clues
Holy cunting fuck.
Just give me the god damned patch.
>>
>>122196949
>sucking dicks for clues
oooh, so that's what he meant by "steak"
>>
>>122196575
>Maybe if you didn't keep rerolling for a first room Poly it would appear more often baka senpai.
>First floor devil deals
baka
>>
>>122182254

Dailies don't save.

On the plus side, this means if you are in the middle of a normal run, you can do the daily and still continue it.
>>
>>122196949

Ed said nothing about going to Santa Cruz, that's a bunch of retarded le epic redditors making ridiculous extrapolations of his cryptic tweets.

I hope one of them gets shanked by a hobo
>>
>>122195821
>Don't worry, the huge secret hunt would have been ruined by dataminers anyway.
>That feels more satisfying than this does to me. Unlocking the door by ignoring the lock picks, breaking the window, and opening it from the inside is still unlocking the door. Unlocking the door only to find out it was a knob on a painted wall and the builders are adding the door tomorrow feels like a waste of time.

this comment is fucking spot-on

I mean shit I was moderately pissed that reddit datamined lost in about 3 days, but I'd rather that then this timegated (clearly unfinished) bullcrap they're giving us
>>
>>122197019
>implying the special stat resets between floors
I'm shaking my head so hard to be honest family.
>>
>>122196765
>>122196805

Hm, is Hush also included? I am assuming entire post-it note is more correct but figured it is worth checking.

Stopwatch is going to be a requirement to make that work me thinks.
>>
>>122182881

I think worse is how I'll sometimes see the same couple trinkets drop every floor, sometimes multiple times. I don't know what causes it.
>>
>>122197175
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Godhead

>Beat Mom's Heart, Isaac, ???,
Satan, The Lamb, Boss Rush,
Hush, Mega Satan, and Ultra Greed
on Hard as The Lost.

yes

have fun and enjoy your steak
>>
>>122182881
>>122197193
I don't think there is absolute proof yet, but I'm fairly certain that the RNG in the game is based off your computer clock.

So if you roll too much too fast, you'll get the same items more often.

It's why sometimes people racing get the same seed, which is horribly improbable.


So the solution is to slow the fuck down :)
>>
>>122197334
>I don't think there is absolute proof yet, but I'm fairly certain that the RNG in the game is based off your computer clock.

it is 100% sure

starting a run, waiting, resetting your clock and starting another run at the "same" time that you were before gives you the same run
>>
wheres the patch edboy you said there would be a patch
>>
>>122197284
What a fucking kick in the balls for new players.

Godhead is obviously such an advantage to get the new achievements.
>>
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>>122197443
>>
>>122197443
solve the puzzle and i'll unlock the next time gate :)

stop being so impatient
i owe you nothing :)
>>
>>122197578
>Edmund and Nicalis
>Testing anything

kek
>>
>>122197496
Sacred Heart is pretty much the same.
>>
>>122197496
You'll almost never see it anyway. You're probably better off now than you were if you tried to do it before afterbirth, since the lost is going to start with holy mantle next patch
>>122197925
Godhead has the damaging halo which just deletes bosses, it's miles better
>>
>>122198078
>since the lost is going to start with holy mantle next patch
You need to unlock that with coins in the Greed box.

Just like Cain's Papeclip.
>>
>>122198078
Yeah but Sacred Heart gives a bigger damage boost, I know they're not exactly the same but it's a decent trade off. Neither are found really often anyway so it barely makes a difference.
>>
glass cannon, why?
>>
My poster notes are all kinds of fucked up since Afterbirth hit. How do I fix that?
>>
>>122198339
They nerfed it
>>
>>122198339
Edmund has literally said that he likes where it is now and that we're all babies for complaining.

At least it's good on the Lost
>>
>>122198371
Reimport your shit. And if you're talking about the order of the marks, just let it go.
>>
HOW THE FLYING FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DODGE GURDY JR


FUCK
>>
>>122198590
Becareful, this deletes all Afterbirth progress
>>
>>122198762
Well of course, coding a workaround would have been just too hard.
>>
>>122198762
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>122197334

I don't see what that has to do with the same couple trinkets dropping every floor. That shouldn't happen, no matter what your seed is.

I am talking during one single run, I will get like 9 Petrified Poops.
>>
>>122198662
up and down
>>
>>122198662
You move to the sides then you go back up sides north west in circles.
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>>122198552

Well Edmund also thinks The Lost is a good, fun character, so it's no wonder that he thinks an item that turns everyone who picks it up into The Lost is a good, fun item.
>>
>>122198662
Stand horizontal to her. If she charges, move up or down. This way she won't bounce around the entire room.
Alternatively, drop a bomb and hide behind it. Bombs block Gurdy Jr's charges.
>>
>>122198954
Mystery sack keeps paying out with Petrified fucking poop for me all the time
>>
>>122198954
Every item is rolled based off what time it is.

Since there is a lot more time than there are items, values for a large periods of time are all given to the same item.

So when Isaac rolls items, it checks time, ok 12:25-1:15, this item has the biggest chance
>>
>>122199170

That doesn't make any sense, this has never happened before until Afterbirth. Are you telling me that in this expansion they completely changed the way that items are generated?
>>
>>122199341
No, it was true in Rebirth too.
You may not have just noticed it.

It's not a straight 1:1 time to item thing, but it definitely seems like some items are weighted heavier during certain times
>>
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>>122199165
>her
>>
>>122199429
It was confirmed female anon.

kek
>>
>>122199429
Gurdies are all cute little, medium and big girls.
>>
>>122199429
>Mama Gurdy
>IT'S A MAAAAAAAAAAAALE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>122199419

Then that can't be the cause of this shit. Before Afterbirth getting 10 of the same trinket just straight up did not happen.
>>
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>tfw boss of the game is a woman
Shh, it's potential bait for feminists right there. Don't scare it.
>>
>>122199635
The nature of RNG means that nothing is guaranteed.
It doesn't mean that it never happens.

It could be that someone can play Isaac and only ever get Petrified Poop as a trinket.
That is possible and that person may think that only Petrified Poop exists.

But it doesn't mean it be like it is
>>
>>122199654
>all major end game super duper uber bosses are male
Can you feel that? It's the sound of the patriarchy oppressing us.
>>
Right on the clock.
Migrate whenever, fellas.

>>122199859
>>122199859
>>122199859
>>
>>122199790

Nah. That's horseshit. The game is RNG but it's also limited. Getting 10 of a trinket 0 times before Afterbirth and multiple times after means Afterbirth fucked something. Nobody ever complained about this happening before the expansion, and with it being as ridiculously buggy as it is, you're going to have to do better than "It's RNG, it's just not likely" if you want to try telling me everything is 100% for-sure working as intended.
>>
>>122187892
You get nothing. I just finished.
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