/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>122181986
>Tomorrow
uhhh
oops
i just woke up so it doesn't count yet ok

Weak OP is weak. Should have had Beret Ngyesh or Sailor Woomy

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what the fuck is this logo supposed to look like?

>>122182216
Angry goldfish

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>>122182084
sorry. i went looking on pixiv for a while beforehand and couldn't find any sailor woomy.
it's just as disappointing for me as it is for you.

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>get freshest gear
>they add up to a legitimately cute college freshman hippy outfit
Ahh oh man I'm gonna get so high uuuuhhhh maaaan
Shame about the subs though.

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in my opinion olive ski jacket is the cutest clothing

>>122182509
>you will never ever drop acid with a woomy

WHY LIVE

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now, children, gather around to see the beautiful miracle of life take place

Speaking of drugged woomy's

>tfw I will be on opiates tonight and play Splatoon

It'll be a great feel

>>122182642
I want to bury my face in that puffy place

>>122182919
i know. that mattress looks so soft and comfy.

>>122182313
why does it have 3 huge teeth

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It looks like a tongue.

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Cute squidboy's been appointed to swab the decks until they are completely his team's color.

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>>122182642
>>122183178

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>>122183538
how dare you make me see this with my own two eyes

>tfw work
>tfw unable to check stuff from the new update out

I want to see what gear I have to pick from, damn it ;_;

So update breakdown.
Ranked Match Results Pages Adjustments
>Changed the display of the results screen in Ranked Battle. Players will be listed in the order of their winning percentages in the last 10 matches for the current mode (Wins - Losses).
>Previously, players were listed in the order of the number of enemies they splatted. This adjustment was made since there are other ways to contribute to the team’s victory that cannot be measured in numerical terms.
>The winning percentage will not be recorded in Regular Battle, Splatfest, Squad Battle, and Private Battle, so the results page will remain the same.
>When the users’ Ranks go up, the winning percentage will be reset.
Battle Adjustments
>Fixed the issue in which the blasts from Blaster weapons don’t quite reach the opponent even though the direct hit marker (x) is displayed while taking aim.
>Adjusted the amount of damage that rollers inflict when rolling over Splash Shields to match the amount of damage they inflict when rolling over opponents.
>Adjustments were made in Tower Control so that Sprinklers placed on the towers break when they hit the ground (The Sprinklers previously only broke if they were placed on the ground and were hit by the towers)
Other
>Adjustments were also made to make for a more pleasant gaming experience
Changed the Ranked Results screen, Dynamos and Splat Rollers one shot Splash Walls.

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>>122183941
>Previously, players were listed in the order of the number of enemies they splatted. This adjustment was made since there are other ways to contribute to the team’s victory that cannot be measured in numerical terms.

heheheheheh

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>>122183538

I love it.

>>122183941
>>Changed the display of the results screen in Ranked Battle. Players will be listed in the order of their winning percentages in the last 10 matches for the current mode (Wins - Losses).


Thank fuck. Based Nintendo.

I hope the guy who made https://splatoon-calculator.herokuapp.com/ still plays and updates it

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This is Unit Forge. Our hold on the splat zone is being compromised, requesting immediate backup.

>>122185442
How long until a military themed clan pops up? Some friends and I are already planning to play squads all wearing hoodies and bandannas, but that's not quite the same.

>>122185493

I thought we'd see more "uniforms" once we got squads but that hasn't come to pass. If it didn't happen then it's unlikely to happen now

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Any squads? I'll start one if you guys are keen.

>>122183941
The wording about sprinklers confuses me. Are they saying it used to be possible to attach a sprinkler to the tower and no longer is?

>>122185701
I would be up to play.

is it even possible to die with one hit of bamboozler?

>>122186054
if you have already taken damage from enemy ink or another enemy, and they hit you with a fully charged shot, then yes

>>122186125
nope. he spawnkilled me with just one hit

>>122186252
I've heard that due to latency the ink from the shot reaches you before the actual shot so you are actually already getting damaged from the ink before the actual shot

>>122186252
he could've fired an uncharged shot immediately after. uncharged shots travel the same distance as charged shots do for the bamboozler, which makes it a very quick 2 hit kill.

>>122185906

No, it's talking about Sprinklers getting crushed between the tower and a solid surface.

>>122186007

Okay, we'll twin if nobody else joins.

NNID: Gotta_Be_Blue

>>122186569
I'm up for squad.

>>122186569
Give me 10 mins and ill join in as well

Are you wearing gear you rarely, if ever, see anybody else wear? I swear I'm one of the 5 people I've ever seen using Golf Visor seriously.

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>>122186683

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>>122187172
>thought it was a squid jacking off

>>122186606
>>122186683

Squad's up, guys.

>>122187317
>futa squidloli

I like

>>122186569
Alrighty, sent.

>>122187346
I dont see it

>>122187168

I like to wear the Bobble Hat when I wanna be fresh. Nobody ever uses it.

Golf Visor is yucky though. Why would you subject yourself to such an atrocity against freshness?

>>122187562

Futa loli

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>>122181986
>kirby hoodie
>tentacles wrapped around each other
BEAUTIFUL

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>>122187403
>>122187562

Accepted.

> tfw you are now friends with Jess

>>122187692
>2 Jess
This is going to be fun

>>122187692
>>122187739
wh-which one is the real one
i don't know who to shoot

JESS YOU SUCK

Squad's open again, come back flippy.

>>122187843
I don't see it

>>122187964

Futa loli

welll this is no fun

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Are you guys okay...?

Wait weren't they adding a new map? Why isn't in in rotation

>>122189004
tonight breh

>>122187582
The Golf Visor is Splat Tim's signature head gear, so it's gotta be fresh.

All these knockouts. Too bad were not doing them.

>>122187582
Golf Visor actually look pretty good when combined with the right shit.

It's also the only decent-looking headgear with Run Speed Up.

UNLESS this new patch contains something more fresh with Run Speed Up?

>>122189274

Isn't golf visor Bomb Range Up

>>122189416
Nope, mate

http://splatoon.wikia.com/wiki/Golf_Visor

I would know, I'm using it after all

>>122189416
aren't there two different visors, one clear and one not?
the other one is probably the bomb range

I think thats enough for today GGs squad

>>122190309
ggs

>>122190309

ggs

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>>122181986
>Not a single piece of the new Gear is in any of the three stores
On the bright side, Neo Sploosh is pretty good; I always felt the original lacked offensive capability, so having Sensors and Kraken is pretty great.

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>>122190651
>Octoglasses
>Forge Octarian Jacket
Just give it to us already Nintendo god damn it. That hacker crashing people's accounts by being an Octoling just made us want it MORE, not less!

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>>122190651
Squidstar waistcoat, cold-blooded w/ swim speed bias

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>122190651
>Special Duration- 8

>>122190651
>Squid Nordic

Can anyone think of any good plays with comeback?

It seems to be completely counterproductive, just like tenacity. Like, it's always better to just not die in the first place. Even mrpmri, the exemplar of the allahu ackbar style of play, does not run comeback.

>>122190651
Gear lobby when

>>122190651
EIGHT SPECIAL DURATIONS
OCTOPUS HAVE 8 TENTACLES

OCTOLINGS CONFIRMED

>>122191346
I use comeback quick respawn hat because my team is hardly ever safe to jump to. Swim speed up would be more beneficial but I don't have one rolled yet

>>122191165
>HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>/tumblr/

>>122191849
>muh tumblr boogerman

>>122191698
Did you try Stealth Jump or Recon instead?

>>122191346
How is Tenacity counterproductive? You can't exactly choose that your teammates are incompetent or just die a lot.

MUSEUM WHEN?

>>122192123
Can you really credit any victories you've had to tenacity?

Did blasters get buffed or something? They seem to be ohk me regardless of where i am

>>122192315
I pop a tenacity on for solo RM sometimes. It feels like I get a couple extra killer wails in a full length match.

>>122192315
Yes. That boost can get huge, so if I use something with a Kraken or Bubbler it's great for disruption of the enemy team and saving my own neck or the lives of my teammates, especially in Rainmaker.

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>>122191602

>>122192315

This is a troll. Ignore, everyone.

New updates and content always have the morons flocking back here.

FUCK CALLIE

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>>122193629
I'd rather Marie

>>122193629
Oh, god, yes! I wanna fuck Callie so fucking bad.

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Huh

A Slosher with Splash Wall could be nice.

>>122193959
The Deco is Wall/Kraken.

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I haven't played much since summer.
What's the new meta since the "nerfs" hit?

Oh god, the little kid from across the street locked himself out, so I let him hang out until his parents got home. He saw Splatoon and was like "um, do you have a son or daughter that lives here who plays on the wii u?"

>>122195270
man you could've just answered like

it something everyone can enjoy

but mostly japanese people enjoy it

>>122193959

Yeah, Slosher Deco is going to be interesting. I outranges the 52 Gal and can slosh over its wall.

>>122195352
Yeah I was like, nah it's mine, I'm an adult and I can do what I want.

He couldn't aim for shit, I think maybe the controller is too heavy to lift up? Liked the gold dynamo though.

I read somewhere Ink resistance was nerf again, do anyone know if it's true ?

>>122195618
Did you slap him across the face for liking it

>>122196482
Nah, I actually recommended it to him because he was having a hard time with the shooters.

>>122195881
Wasn't mentioned in the patch notes. You would think they would give out that info.

>>122196592
Should've recommended him Carbon Roller or Octobrush then. You're a bad role model. You should've locked him back outside the moment he judged you for Splatoon.

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Callie is worst. Marie is best.

>>122196846
why you gotta be an asshole? they both have their merits

Annie a best

>>122196698
That's not how you get more people to play Splatoon.

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>>122182471

>>122197002
No thats how you git gud.

>>122196698
>BACK TO THE COLD HEATHEN
kek
I don't think he cares about age politics in vidya, he just wanted to know if he could play because all his friends talk about it.

He tried both of those too, I think the Dynamo was the only match he won though.

>>122197082
That's fine then I guess. Long as you inform him that the gas mask is for faggots.

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I'm late, but WHERE MY PIRATE NIGGAS AT?

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>Play ranked while drinking, do pretty okay, gain about fifty points.
>Get too drunk, can't remember turning the game off the next day
>Piss around the toilet
>Ranked down

It keeps happening.

>>122197247
>Mario Screen Shot

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>>122190651
>any and all glasses forever doomed to have borderline shit abilities at best

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>>122194656
>kraken
this hardon for the damn thing is starting to get old nintendo

>>122197679
You telling me that isn't 16 super mushrooms I just got

>>122190651
Those bubble rain boots are going to be the new ika chan e-litre meta, aren't they.

>>122197924
LDE is ok for TW. OG is really good for RM and TC.

>>122198050
http://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/
It's the only one left. And it's tied for the second most available Special, there's more weapons with the Inkzooka.

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uh

>should have special by now but dont
>look at gear
>nothing changed
>switched from carbon deco to carbon

Shit nigga I forget they made Inkzooka cost a shit ton

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The importance of planning.

>>122198568
>not loving splatoo

>>122198568
They already got the sequel?

This game is bullshit, I losing my rank B+ to normal B because my teamates are shit, I do all the work by myself.
Fuck this game, I'm so mad.

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>no mention of new modes in the upcoming updates

The Octoling dream is dead.

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>>122197247

They've left port and set off. Probably halfway around the world by now.

>>122199019
Stick to rainmaker where you can literally carry the objective. That's how I got out of B.

>>122199019
it helps if you play with friends in ranked battles honestly, most random players are retards

>>122199318
All my friends play on PS4, nobody likes Wii U.

>>122199019
Wait for splatzones and carry your team with Heavy Splatling.

>>122199187
They added fucking Octarian Jacket and Octoglasses, but Octolings no! They must really be saving it for Splat2n. Fuck them for teasing it if that's their plan.

>>122199480
bit odd to get a wii u then but alright

Hang on a minute, is it faster to unlock slots on gear that you/ve snailed up than on natural three star gear?

It looks like the second slot is 6000 points on two star, but 9000 points on three star.

>>122199753
Yes.

>>122199753
>is it faster to unlock slots on gear that you/ve snailed up
yes

>>122199753
It doesn't matter if you snailed it up or 30k'd it up, but basically yea. Lower star gear levels up faster.

>>122199019
>Splat Zones
Wait for a rotation with small maps like Dome or Skatepark and kill everyone.

>Tower control
Carry the Tower to about 50 then just defend whatever point you stopped at
P.S. Don't die if they have the tower because you will lose if you do

>Rainmaker
Play the objective

>>122199919
Thanks dude, I'll practice with that.

>>122199753

1 star: 1000, 3000, 5000 points to unlock

2 star: 2000, 6000, 10 000

3 star: 3000, 9000, 15 000

>>122200504
>>122199871
>>122199858
>>122199821
Cheers lads.

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JUST

>>122201713
Least it's cheap.

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I tried playing on a different account and it was fun for a bit but I can't see how people can do journey's to S+ using one weapon from C- because I lost interest before I even unlocked rank. I'm too used to my gear and weapon quantity and quality.

ok nerds
What did I miss?

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Tim why are you a nazi general

>>122202875
>Tim was the bad guy all along
I think we all knew deep down.

>>122202802
Check the OP, faggot.

Holy shit, the splatling is so good. Slowpoke I know, but I don't change weapons often.

>>122202875
>tim
>evil

>stalking tim this much

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How does my terrorist wommy look

>tfw addicted to stealth jump shoes

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>>122203661

Anarchy comes to Inkopolis

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>>122203214
welcome to the club brother/sister
remember to abuse the fuck out of your range and use splash wall to cover your ass, you can get enough of a wind up after throwing a wall at full ink to splat, also good for getting out of ambushes if you swim right
don't be afraid to ALAHU AKBAR with inkstrike when needed, trust me you might have to sometimes

>>122203819
Thanks for the tips, the range is insane. Close range kills are almost as twitchy as the old e-liter too.

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Rate me /ink/

>>122204607

Kraken: the cancer killing Splatoon

>>122204607
needs more run speed
run speed is amazing on both the splatlings

>>122204607
Very mismatched.

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Wanted to start playing again due to new gear and was having fun last night around midnight. When I started playing this morning though I remembered why I quit.

>lose 30 points in a row due to disconnects
>go to turf war to test the waters
>disconnect at around 2:00 left on the clock literally ten matches in a row

My internet works fine for everything except Splatoon. I don't know if the game just handles lag spikes really badly or if Nintendo's servers just get absurdly busy during the daytime, but it really sucks the fun out of Ranked especially when you're more worried about the game disconnecting you right as you're about to win than actually losing.

>>122190651
>Barça shirt
>Not Madrid shirt
fuck you too nintendo

>>122205262
speak English motherfucker

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>>122205262
>liking madrid

>>122205361
parlez vous fukyoo?

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If anyone is interested, I think pic related is based off this jacket:
http://www.mrporter.com/mens/visvim/101-washed-denim-jacket/519936

BOMB
THE
MOTHERFUCKING
NIPS

>>122206741
>$1,120
>for a fucking jeans jacket

get out of here

>>122205361
Barça = Barcelona (football team)
Madrid = Real Madrid (another football team)

>>122206741
I want to chafe Marie's thighs rubbing my sleeved arm against her clit

SQUADSADSA?

>>122202875
because nazi generals are fresh

I want to fill a woomy's pretty pink pussy full of my hot, thick, smelly cum.

>current rotation
this kills the woomy

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>>122208471

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post wepon

>>122208471
https://youtu.be/O6pbs4q_Ov4

>>122209048
Bum please stop

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>>122208996
There are guns other than the splattershot?

I've done it before but I can seem to replicate when I had the same order have different slots unlocked with Spyke the next day. I remember I had One slot unlocked one day, then the next day I had none.

Has anyone done this before? How do you do it?

>>122209458
Where's your Hero Shot Replica

>>122210002
>Buying plastic figures not for the purpose of cumming on

>>122209981
Don't talk to Spyke
Don't check orders
Don't order anything

Basically make a save BEFORE you do anything that has to do with ordering. If the order isn't what you want but you want to keep the item in the queue then reload the save and don't do anything at all related to Spyke that day

>>122210134
>not cumming on squids

>>122209981
>>122210183
i've tried doing this a few times before but the number of slots unlocked either stays the same or goes down. maybe I was just unlucky.

>>122210263
I did and it broke the amiibo functionality

>>122209230
Why don't you want to cum on a woomy bum?

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>>122208996
Apparently I've only used thirty of them.

>>122210312
You were just unlucky.

I assure you. I've done more scumming than actually playing this game.

Trust me mate.

>>122210323
how even?
do you have electromagnetic cum?

>>122210582
I cut it open to act out of guro fetishes

>>122210183
That's what I've been doing but I keep getting the same thing.

Any squads?

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>>122208996
It drops off fast.

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OFFICIAL WOOMY BELLY

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I'll bite. Squad in 10 minutes!

NNID: ansismalins

>>122211334
Send a friend request

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Rate woomy senpai

streaming
twitch tv/scarth23

>>122209981

What's happening here is that you order an item, then when it comes in, Spyke will hold onto it until you view it. When he holds onto it, the number of slots you get changes every 24 hours.

If you backup, then view the order to see if it's what you want, then overwrite so it's like you never viewed it, you can get another chance without reordering.

The item will disappear if you order anything else after 24 hours.

I thought that you could hold onto items forever like this, but Spyke got rid of it anyway after a few days.

>>122211193
I wanna kiss that woomy belly

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>>122211614

Are your streams supposed to be like this?

>>122211193
>Look at the thumbnail
>See white squid
>Also see something black
>Did they really show Callie and Marie in squid form

I wish

>>122211991
that's a problem on your end
that said i've got no audio at all even after refreshing

>>122211991
Maybe he's wearing the night vision goggles.

>>122211991
yes

>>122192232
tonight at 6pm pt

hydra when

>>122212047

Everyone will be disappointed when they're just bigger version of regular squids with their eye markings

>>122212586
>There are people who expect something else
I'm not sure how else you could portray them.

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>>122211541

Pretty Good/10

Not the biggest fan of stealth jump but the shoes look good with the outfit.

>>122211752
you're not alone

post woomy belly

>>122211621
So is it just bad luck that I've gotten the same thing 4 days in a row?

What's a relatively easy charger to learn chargers with?

>>122208471
womby!

after watching the update for the 3rd time, it got me wondering since the devs are willing to make stages that add terrain,

Is there a possibility that they'll add weather effects like rain and snow to clear parts of the map.

If so, is it possible that there we're gonna be getting seasonal maps?

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>>122213135

>>122213461
Probably the splat charger
You don't have to be super quick or close range like the bamboozler and squiffer, but you also don't have the super slow charge time of the e liter.

>>122213771
I want to shove my face in her crotch.

>>122213739
Rain seems dumb as it'd wash the ink away, but snow could be cool. Just little changes like time of day, fog, etc. could add alot to the sequel. Imagine going into a match on Moray Towers where E-Litres can't dominate cause the random weather rolled fog, so everyone has a hard view distance limit.

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Marie!

>>122210183
>>122210312
>>122211621
im loopy at the moment. is there a picture guide or something even someone more retarded can understand?

>>122213378

Yes. There are only 4 outcomes, and two are much more likely to roll than the others. It's bound to happen sometime.

>>122213982
I want a map where its constantly raining so it fucks over gal users.

>>122213803
Different anon, but how do I fight E-Litre 3K scopes as a Splat Charger?

>>122214401
General rule of chargers is that you're fucked if one with a greater range is on the enemy team.
You have to find the good position to still provide meaningful support to your team, and if possible close in on the enemy charger's location. There's no magical recipe unfortunately.

>>122214401
I dance around just outside their range to distract them while a team mate sneaks up. Or rush them.

>>122214401
You're completely out ranged but Scopes and E-litres are vulnerable to ambushes and are slow. Use your speed and situational awareness to get into their blind spots.

>>122214401
Kind of depends how you play it
Splat Charger has a bit more freedom to move around if you can flick well, so it can be as simple as getting them in your range and taking them out based on the element of surprise and quicker charge times.
Though if you play rather stationary, it's pretty much just about avoiding them.
I didn't at all mean to say the splat charger was better, it's just a much better "Babies first charger"

Eliters would be more tolerable if they had a much longer charge time.

>>122215295
Gals would be more tolerable if their rate of fire was slower.

Sloshers need a higher fire rate

>>122215558
I agree. But they need a higher ink spread not shot spreadto compensate. Eliter charge time is compensated by their range.

>>122215707
no

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Annie is cute.

CUTE!

>>122215707
Sloshers need bigger hit boxes. Any area where ink falls from a slosher should be 2 hit kill zone.

>>122216071
That's one funny way to spell slut.

Fuck Moray, man. They might as well rename it to E-Liter wins.

Anybody want to do squad for grinding for abilities or just for fun?

>>122216071
what a shit drawing

>>122216297
I'll be down once update is done.

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Just curious, is anything in Splatoon censored?

>>122216096
>>122216323
samefag detected

>>122215707
Use a Tri-Slosher if you think that.

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>>122216071
Annie is a big dork

>>122216395
No. Closest thing to that might be NA Octavio's manner of speech is made up and it's closer to EU in reality; the game's NA text in general is exaggerated to be more totally RAAAAAAAADICAL and KOOL than it was, but nothing was outright taken out or anything.

>>122216384
Alright man, my NNID is DarkoDe14. I'll start it up around 4:20 EST. If you'd like to join, please add me.

>>122216494
But the range is too short on that one.

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>>122216512
a cute dork

The current rotations are bullshit. I can't use the brush on Hammerhead but I can't not use the brush on Moray. This is literally just an E-Liter problem

>>122216494

What >>122216709 said

>>122216431
not really
I don't particularly care about Annie
it's just a shit drawing

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>>122216071
Spyke>>>>Annie

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>playing splatling
>matched against 3 e-liters and a tentatek on moray
>sit in their trench and fire onto the zone the whole time
>we win because none of the e-liters can hit me there

>>122216596
Whoops, I used the wrong one. If you're still around, it's actually DeDarko14. Sorry anons!

All Slosher has to do is slosh once and hit with burst bomb which comes out almost as soon as your slosh is over.

Why does the Slosher need more fire rate

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Bum_Nuggler squad is open, bring your bandanas.

>>122217231
Better yet, if you give my your IDs, I'll add you.
>>122217309
Also, added.

GGs Ansis, but I'm far too hungry to go on

>>122217681
ggs

>>122217309
hey bum can you post that picture of your speedtest scores?

Is anyone else having connection issues since the new update? Every match ends in a disconnection for me and is full of unstable messages. It was fine before dammit ;_;

>>122217309
>>122217589
2/4

>>122217589
I went into Bum's squad.

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>>122217956

>>122218249
thanks senpai

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>>122181986
> In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.

what does this mean?

>>122217309
I don't have a bandana ;_;

>>122218249
stay offline
you fucking nigger

>>122218249
I wonder how fucking slow the last 3% are

>>122218321
anon if reading comprehension that simple is outside your realm i'm not sure any kind of written response will help you

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>>122218508
I think it includes people without internet
>>122218363
order mine and bring it next time.
>>122218405
My footprint proceeds me, try and keep up

>>122217231
Friended.

>>122219128
In the middle of a squad right now. Will add later.

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Is this a glitch? It looks like the skin seems a little bit spotty in some areas.

do I have to be good to play with /ink/.

On average I go 1-8 when my team wins and 8-1 when I lose.

why can't I get it right...

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>join match
>everyone on team starts clowning around
>easily annihilated by enemy team

>>122220020
yes you do

Objectively which weapon is the worst?

Lemme take my pants off squad, I'll play better if I do that.

>>122220020
Most of us don't give a damn.

>>122220020
No, we accept all shitters. All you have to gave is a stable Internet connection.

>>122220272
Weighted pants?

>>122220272

we DBZ now?

>>122220206
Your favorite.

>>122219850
Looks like it could be the ragged edge of a shadow map combined with the faux depth of field effect.

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>>122220024
I joined a ranked game where the JPs just walked to some spot and started squidbagging and shit.

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>>122193953
this

>>122217268

Because not every Slosher will have burst bombs

Sorry about the DC, guys. I don't know what happened.

>>122220404
That would be subjective not objective.

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want

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memenmen!

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>>122221001

>we will never get cool shit like this in America

>>122221001
NICE THINGS WHEN, REGGIE

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ika in ikankan classic, ika nobori vest, and ikayaki tip!

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ika in ikankan classic, ika sailor white, and shower moccasins!

>>122221001
>you will never get to go to splatket
fuck

>keked
Oh well. Ggs Carbon man.

>>122221306
Could this possibly be squid terrorism, is this woomy going to meet the squid sisters and kill callie while marie watches dully, making a snide remark before breaking down to the realization that her only shtick was to berate her retarded cousin and than fall from grace relying on prostitution to make ends meet??

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I got the feeling I took someone's spot.

>>122222179
Or not?

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splatket 3 is TODAY!

>>122222228
you did

>>122222228
If you are who I think you are, it's fine. Our fourth is dead.

>tfw ongoing terrorist attack in my city

Hold me /ink/

>>122222387
>Bags - check!
>Wii U - check!
>Tickets - check!
>Menmamami - check!

>>122222569
Well, I've already started my own thing.
2/4 Bum_Nuggler squad.
Time for some squidball. Bring your bandanna.

>>122222795
Annie doesn't have it in her shop sadly

>>122222665
Where are ya?

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fun fact: manmenmi is actually pronounced closer to mammemmi!

>>122222916
Order mine afterwards and wear it next time.

>>122222998
Paris. Shootings in 3 different places, bombs in another. 40 dead so far, hostages in a concert room.

>>122218249
How can you even stay online with speed like that.

>>122223014
Woomy is closer to woowy.

>>122222665
Shit man, any chance of evaquation?
Be strong nonny.

Squad never.

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>>122223169
Godspeed frenchy

don't die on us, you can't play splatoon if your dead.

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>>122223258
no, i mean, the word is actually pronounced like that in japanese.

>>122223318
Sorry bum, have to go.

>>122223169
Fuck man, can't imagine how scary it is.

>>122223442
Doesn't bother me, I'm a MH fan, waiting is half the fun.

>>122223169
Are you ok dude

why is bluefin always in rainmaker rotations? I'm so tired of it at this point.

>>122223681
Bluefin is the tits, man. What are you on about.

>>122223616
I should be fine, I'm a few blocks away and I'm tucked away in my flat.
L-let's just talk about squids

>>122223169
Wow, shit. I didn't expect to learn about this on /ink/ of all places.

From across the chunnel, stay safe you dirty frog bastard.

So, is anyone going to host a private lobby when the new maps come up?

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sleepy squids!

Bum If I don't have the bandanna yet, what would be a good alternative for now?

>>122223860
Stay safe, anon.

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>that weapon you've ignored for months and try it out on a whim only to love it

What's her name /ink/?

>>122224271
woomy cunny

>>122223681
>>122223734
Bluefin Depot is the worst map in the game IMO

>>122224264
Doesn't matter to me, order mine when we stop.

>>122224213
What is that woomy holding >:(

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every time

>>122224271
heavy splatling

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53541993
>pushing rope

>>122224440
They should just make a gun that does slightly less damage but also heals friendlys

>>122222665
>>122223169
Hope you're okay and stay that way.

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cute!

>>122224393

Stats?

>>122224629
Nah healings pretty useless, weapons that give minor buffs might not be completely broken.

>>122222665
Stay safe, Anon.

>>122224698
I am. Sometimes I'm really grateful for my antisocial ways that make me not want to go outside late in the evening.

>>122222665
Octarians?

>>122224754
High ink fire rate, long moans and high powered claws digging into your back

>>122225024
why are you getting my hopes up anon.

Someone join Bum squad please.