/ink/ - Splatoon General

FUCK CALLIE

Sex with new update!

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Cute squidboy that needs to grow up faster but that's just my imo.

cum on a woomys tummy

Nth for cute squiboys doing cute things

ITS OUT!

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>>122141465
when where and in what position?

Oh look OP posted callie

what a shock

it's like the squid sisters are just the squid idol

Are we getting new weapons?

>>122141364
>layer order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10

I'm stupid please explain this to me

>>122141658
The Zink Mini was in the trailer, but no new guns so far.

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>>122141620

>>122141769
You know how players were ordered on their teams on the results screen based on how many kills they got? They changed it so that's ordered by how many games you won in the last 10 matches you played

>>122141658
We just got the neo sploosh like yesterday? Might not get anything until we break in the new maps next week.

Holy shit content

Wait, has nobody translated these patch notes yet, or should I?

>splatoon.nintendo.net is under maintenance

An unfortunate reminder to all that Splatoon is undergoing maintenance until 9pm EST.

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UPDATE TIME!

I just want the hydra and the sloshing machinem

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>>122142043
>I want worse versions of already hard-to-use weapons instead of good variants of existing weapons

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sex with marie sex with marie!

>>122141909
Do it, we're all waiting

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>Meanwhile, in another timeline, the lagging Carbon man became a renowned artist

Gear incoming

Will your favorite gear get good abilities?

Bandit mask tenacity incoming kek

>>122142334
>those face bandanas

shiieet

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>Splatoon will continue to offer more updates, at least until next January

>>122142284
Alrighty, gimme a couple minutes then.

>>122141848
That seems kinda unecessary

Is it supposed to kill the tryhards? I don't think it will affect them in any way at all.
I guess it's nothing major, but they better not hide the scores altogether in the future because Nintendo and MUH FEELINGS

>>122142416
Wait, did sculpt-anon finally get the game?

>>122142178
>wanting more variants of meme weapons like the gal and tentakek

>>122142334
Those shoes weren't in any of the pictures I believe, so this brings the count up to 34.

Let's see if we can catch 'em all tonight , /ink/.

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Two more shoes I won't be using.

I might be able to do something with the Punk Yellows

>>122142541
Anon...

>>122142472
>they better not hide the scores altogether
or else what? you won't be able to stroke your dick over the kills you got?

Burgundy Rockenbergs, HHHHHHH

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>more maps and clothes

>Beret is Opening Gambit Forge
INTO THE FUCKING TRASH IT GOES

>>122142541
There's more than one sculpt anon so I need you to clarify which one you're talking about before I say yes.

>Splatoon will continue to offer more updates, at least until next January
>at least until -next- January
So is "next January" the January of 2016 or 2017?

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>>122142464
thanks and top tier taste

>>122142472
It might help reduce the incentive to go for kills. Really though it just seems like the sort of thing I would want to implement if I was given extra polishing time, and given that there's not much left for the programmers to do with these updates it makes sense they'd have some slack.

Actually I wonder something.

Considering the shop resets from patch could I reload the save from my Wii U back to my USB and would it reload the shop again if I download the update again

Because fuck these shoes >>122142615

>>122142669
Yes

That's the point of killscores, to make you feel good when you do a good job and/or let you understand a bit more how the match played out if it was too chaotic

duh

>>122142559
I was talking about the upcoming mini splatling/bamboozler/octobrush you fucking chimp

>>122142753
The crippling ambiguity of English's temporal "next" rears its ugly head once again.

I think they mean the January two months away though.

>>122142464
>No more updates after January

Wheres my summer update with bikini wooomies

>Reggae Tee is special saver Skalop

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>Forge Octarian Jacket
About five more articles of clothing to go.

>>122142753
some people incorrectly use "next blank" to mean the one that's happening soonest

this makes no sense, as you wouldn't use that word "next" if it didn't mean anything
you also have the "this/next" dichotomy

the real question is did they use it properly?

to top it all off, you don't make a new bundle with a game you're going to stop supporting in a couple months

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>>122142884
testing this now

>>122142870
>the incentive to go for kills
In Turf Wars?
Because in the other game modes, kills are pretty important.

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>>122143060
>tfw this is a worthless triple now

thanks a lot ninty

>>122143108
>Amazing looking jacket with haunt
>Force

Why does forge ruin everything

>>122143060
Hot damn. My new Tower Control top

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>update released after 00.00AM

So the shop won't show the new stuff, then?
I want to buy new stuff NOW

>FORGE RUINING EVERY FRESH GEAR
god fucking damnit

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So what's the new jungle fedora of this equipment update, /ink/?

MAINTENANCE IS DONE LET'S GO SQUIDS

>>122143268
Do you faggots even care about looks? It's not worthless

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>>122143280
I know the pain

>>122143372
We won't know until we all work together to compile the main perks and brands of everything that just came out.

Or we wait for the wikia people to do it for us.

>>122143351
they're there don't worry, I just got some Punk Yellows I'm not going to wear because I don't like Doc Martins

>those new round glasses are Krak-on with quick super jump

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This update is brought to you by Forge™

>>122143060
really good combo

>>122142615
they're rockenberg still, they still have some use on a splatling or something.

>>122143108
>cool-looking gear
>shit ability
Literally every time.

>>122143372
Skull bandanna

No questioning it

>>122143502
Reddit will do it faster than they can, and if not them, then Squidboards
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mE97vf8FxdfvR6pt7tFvYXkYGSZGg4AsrTI_2veUlbs/edit#gid=602024490

>>122143372
that's a bucket hat, not a fedora

>>122143438
I hope you're not implying that the Basic Tee actually looks fresh.

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>>122143586
as a heavy splatling main looking to ditch the headset, i'm pleased

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>ETA on the update has only gotten longer since it started

>>122143729
>not wanting to be a testfire hipster

>>122143751
i want to lick that woomys vagina through her pantyhose

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On the off chance anyone's in Tokyo, starting November 18th, you'll be able to buy physical shirts of this Splatfest at a special Splatoon stall in Tokyo Tower's Foot Town.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664949059434643456
You'll also be able to reserve your shirt starting today at http://sagakeen.com/, that is, if you can get the site to actually work. It won't for me.

i want to smell callie's feet!

Every time there's an update I end up convinced I'm seeing new things in the plaza.

>Skull bandit mask is special saver, forge
>White LS is ink recovery, squidforce
>Slipstream united (barcelona shirt) is defense up, takoroka

>>122143960
WAT

>>122143883
nuke the nips desu

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>>122143889
i want the footfags to leave forever

>>122144009
>>Slipstream united (barcelona shirt) is defense up, takoroka
BASED

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>>122143146
Confirming that you can't scum it, I just tried and got the exact same gear back in store.

>>122143960
>Forge

Ugh...

>>122143960
Not bad for bomb rush honestly

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>>122143960
>>122143108
>forge forge forge forge forge forge forge

it's not fucking fair

>>122143960
>Forge

Fuck off ruining the best gear

What are the headphones brand?

>>122143960
>All these NEW
You lucky bag of ass. What are the brands on all these?

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>>122143372
For now, the Squid Nordic. Or in my opinion.

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Okay, here are the patch notes.

>New gear
>>They will appear at random in the shops as usual.

>Changes to the Ranked Match results screen
>>The Ranked match results will now be ordered based on a score of the last 10 Ranked games played (Number of wins minus losses), sorted in descending order.
>>>In the past, it was sorted based on the number of player's splatted, but considering that it is not so simple to quantify how much one contributed to a victory, this change has been made.
>>>Regular games, Splatfest games, Squad games, and Private games are not factored into the score.
>>>If a player's Rank changes, the record is reset to 0 wins and 0 losses.

>Battle Adjustments
>>When using a blaster, it has been fixed how despite the presence of an X mark on the crosshair, direct hits would not register.
>>When using a roller, the amount of damage dealt to hostile Splash Walls has been fixed to be similar to damaging opponent players.
>>In Rainmaker mode, Sprinklers installed near the Rainmaker's shield are now broken when the shield expands past them.

>Other
>>Adjustments will also be made to make for a more pleasant gaming experience. As they say.

>>122143883
>tfw family holiday to japan canceled

>>122144096
That's a shame

>>122142746
Whyyy

>>122143626
Why do people rag on Leddit and Squidboards when they're the ones data mining this shit? What did /ink/ contributed to the Splatoon knowledge base?

>>122144007
THEY STOLE THE ZAPFISH AGAIN

>>122144161
>>122144169
Headphones: Forge
Boots: Rockenberg

>>122144215
>squid nordic
What a perfect combo.

>>122144215
>comeback Skalop
>it actually looks nice

My Traditional Headband with 3 Quick Respawn is never getting used again

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You came to the wrong town, squiddo

>>122143579
Cancer brand

>>122144414
Brand?

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>my shirt just rolled is worthless now
FUCK

can anybody connect to ranked yet

>>122144230
I don't get the Ranked Match change.

Are they gonna display our WL Ratio?

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hey /ink/ what did you get?

i only got these and the hervibore tee

>>122144230
>When using a blaster, it has been fixed how despite the presence of an X mark on the crosshair, direct hits would not register.

I wish this fixed my useless direct hits with sound included™, but I think that's lag

>>122144230
>>In Rainmaker mode, Sprinklers installed near the Rainmaker's shield are now broken when the shield expands past them.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>122144414
What brand is the headgear?

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>>122144230
>those ranked changes
>fixing the broken-ass blaster hitreg

I wonder if this changes matchmaking at all? if it does then damn, solo ranked just gets more and more bearable.

>>122144230
>>>The Ranked match results will now be ordered based on a score of the last 10 Ranked games played (Number of wins minus losses), sorted in descending order.
>>>>In the past, it was sorted based on the number of player's splatted, but considering that it is not so simple to quantify how much one contributed to a victory, this change has been made.


this is actually a very good change. doesn't matter if you go 24/15 and still lost because you weren't focusing on the objective

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>>122144230
And now here are my thoughts.

>In the past, it was sorted based on the number of player's splatted, but considering that it is not so simple to quantify how much one contributed to a victory, this change has been made.
I'm not really sure how this makes sense, but okay, Nintendo. I guess the idea is that shitters will always be at the bottom, but so what? It's not like this game has a votekick or actual matchmaking anyway.

>When using a roller, the amount of damage dealt to hostile Splash Walls has been fixed to be similar to damaging opponent players.
Hell yes.

THE FUCKING RAIN BOOTS ARE DAMAGE UP DEFENSE UP


TWO META IN ONE

>>122144215
>Squid Nordic
>Comeback
>Quick respawn
>Bobble hat

More than I could've asked for

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>>122144414
Skull bandana club

I hope whoever decided to make all the good looking clothes Forge gets a serious stomach issues for an entire week.

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How long will the server be under maintenance?

>>122144680
30 more minutes.

>>122144508
What's the ability on the Herbivore tee? Damage?
>>122144582
Fantastic, so it will look like poopy when stacked with the pink hoodie.

>>122144465
>>122144528

>>122144009

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>>122144508
I got the noise cancelers and nothing else

>>122144215
That fucking squid nordic. I need it.

>>122144645
>gets a serious stomach issues
This is what happens when you say shit while tired.

>Forge
>Forge
>Forge
and
>more Forge

What the fuck

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>>122144720
ninja squid - firefin

>>122144720
Ninja Squid/Firefin.

why do you guys keep saying forge

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>>122144714
Thanks

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>Octogoggles
JUST DO IT
DON'T BE DICKS ABOUT IT NINTENDO

>>122144870
New meta incoming

>>122144230
>>>In Rainmaker mode, Sprinklers installed near the Rainmaker's shield are now broken when the shield expands past them.

Aw, that was so handy. It was kinda broken though.

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>>122144230
Just checked Leddit, seems the official notes are out just as I post that. Figures.
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/whats-new/
Apparently I completely misunderstood the last balancing thing, whoopsies.
>>Adjustments were made in Tower Control so that Sprinklers placed on the towers break when they hit the ground (The Sprinklers previously only broke if they were placed on the ground and were hit by the towers)

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yfw Forge makes all the stylish clothes

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>>122144414
The only new gear I got

>>122144870
most of the gear is forge and the brand influence is special duration up

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>>122144840
>>122144850
good thing they're doing all the shit combinations now so the next gear update can be all good stuff

r-right

>>122144896
>last-ditch effort
>firefin
That's as bad as it gets. Shame.

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>all these niggas caring about brand influence and shit
>while i continue to not give a shit and look fresh as hell

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>>122144896
:~)

>>122144230
Translated yourself?
Because if so, you're wrong about the rainmaker wall.
It talks about when the sprinkler on the tower on TC collides with terrain.

we live boys

>>122144928
I translated that wrong, so that is still viable. >>122144934 I didn't feel like doublechecking the names of the ranked modes in Nipponese and figured that just made sense.

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The other pair of glasses are QSJ

>time remaining: 01:02
bravo

What does the new black Straw Boater have?

>>122145095
What's the brand?

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Marie's mamMaries!

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>>122144934

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>>122144980
>being such a fuccboi you can't pull off both at once
>so damaged about this he doesn't want others to be able to either

>>122145095
They're called the Full Moon Glasses, and are Krak-On

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>>122144215
MY HAT IS USELESS FUCKKKK

>>122145142
Special duration skalop brand

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>>122144508
The three new things I got. All I want is the bandana.

>>122145142
Special duration up

>>122145229
It looks nicer, at least.

>Was going to use squid nordic regardless of ability
>It's got the best abilities in the game
>Everyone will use it now
>Don't want to look like everyone else

What do

>>122145172
>implying you're so godly lucky that you can have both without sacrificing some of both

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>>122145160
Marie is so sexual

>>122145074
Oh, baller.

Damn son though, how fucking loose were you with that translation.

>>122145262
>Ink resistance
Interesting. What's the brand?

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>>122145247
>>122145274
shit

>>122145262
>Ink res takoroka

Now my red strap ons are no longer special

Scouring Twitter now to see what people are getting. Don't have names because Japan.
https://twitter.com/yamada_ika/status/664976131573985280 white sailer is Ink Main Forge
https://twitter.com/nishikun315/status/664973368911794176 Camo boots are Stealth Jump Tentatek

Hey hey we're up again.

>>122145360
I'm retarded and just noticed the Takoroka logo printed on the side. Special charge it is.

>>122145360
Takoroka

>>122145358
My translation process is basically "recognise words I do know, look up words I don't, sort out the resulting grammatical hellhole."

>>122145504
>Ink main forge
>Stealth jump tentatek

I can live with those, do the camo boots change color?

>>122145504
What are the polka dot shoes?

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Some kind of Dragon logo it looks like. Charge/Zekko

>>122145262
those shoes are based as fuck

>>122145606
Please don't translate info when you're this loose about it.

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At long last.

The zip hoodie with the snarling dogs (?) on it is Quick Respawn, Zekko brand. So high chance of Special Saver.

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niiice

>Inkling Parka - Run speed - Forge
>Snowy Down Boots - Quick super jump - Tentatek
>Roasted Brogues - Def up - Rcokenberg
>Treasure Hunter - Ink recovery - Forge

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I'm thinking Krak-On for the vest, it's just like the other one. We'll be seeing alot of that one too.

GEAR SHARING LOBBIES WHEN

>>122145675
Those are souvenir jackets, theyre a common type of silk/satin varsity jacket in Japan and are usually fairly unique, well made and feature cultural imagery unique to the region

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>>122145160
what is going on in this picture
is marie making callie touch her tit and callie is saying to stop
is callie touching marie's tit and marie is saying to stop

Did anyone else get their experience fucked up with the new update? My experience bar zeroed out.

>>122145730
Everything else was correct though, and the mistake was only because I didn't bother looking up the one word; you can swap Rainmaker and Tower [Control] between the two and they'd still make a fair amount of sense, after all. Not to mention that I'm pretty sure I've translated the past like four patch notes here without any issues before. :V

>>122145675
>the badass bandana is forge

Welp guess ill be rolling it

>>122145846
it was confirmed krak-on on twitter

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Don't know names, sorry. The F-190 and the denim jacket might stuff I would want to use.

>No new gear in the store

I stayed up for nothing, maybe in 24 hours then.

>>122145095
Nearly came/shit my pants when i saw that gear, then realized its the tranny

Where are the squads

>>122146018
>Forge run speed

why have they forsaken us

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look at him and laugh

>>122145927
You kidding mate?
The patch notes mentioned throwing the sprinkler right on the gachiyagura.
You know rainmaker doesn't work.
If your Japanese skills are this low, leave it up to someone else to translate because you risk spreading misinformation.

>>122146018
Run Speed Krak-on finally

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Anyone got that red jacket thing?

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Big compilation here.

>>122146145
>one mistake means never translate anything again
Haha, nah.

>playing TC
>enemy team has a Jap using a blaster with two E-Liters for support.
Why do they ruin the whole game?

>>122146236
i got told that too
/ink/ just hates people who come close to le jap menace

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>>122146197

>>122146197
That F-190 is going on my splatling set forever

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>>122146145
>leave it up to someone else to translate because you risk spreading misinformation.
>nobody had translated it up till he did
>literally at the last second
>only one error
what has you so tizzied up, m8

>>122146345
Why post same shoe twice?

>>122146236
You could wait until you're better.
Or be extra careful and parse through shit you don't know slowly.
Throwing in guesses and not bothering to double check is just disgusting.

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>>122146132
Fucking savescummers deserve it, probably took him over a day to roll that.

>>122146179
there is a swim/run speed shirt

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>new gear again
>still no cute skirts or dresses

y u do dis

Also is that schoolgirl uniform possible to get in some alternate way? Is it remotely possible to even get the amiibos? Hasn't there been a re-shipping perhaps?

>>122146179
Rockenberg Swim Speed already existed.

>>122146471
fuck off faggot let's see you do better

>>122146393
Fuck you, the sporty bobble hat is the shit

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>>122146420
Player made a mistake in his rush to assemble the image, probably.
>>122146197
Should help for the gear sharing lobbies that will no doubt happen later. The three pictures have everything except about ten pieces of gear.

>>122146393
I would use that. Whats the ability on the red bandana?
>>122146490
Yeah but it looks like shit

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Oh shit it's not a dragon, it's the Great Zapfish.

>>122146471
>Throwing in guesses and not bothering to double check is just disgusting.
confirmed for weeaboo angry that someone isn't perfectly appreciating grorius nippon ranguage like he is

>>122146393
Tenacity/Tentatek

MY DICK

yep this game still fucking sucks

>>122146514
Buy them off Gamestop

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>>122146559
Really looks like Whiscash here

>>122146471
Nah.

>>122146572
Of course patch note translations should be as accurate as possible
If he was translating some squid comics or something I wouldn't give two shits.

anyone else keep losing connection?

>>122146538
Is that Skalop branded comeback.
what the actual fuck.

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>>122146661
Buy the amiibos? How? I ask about them every time I go there. I'm an expert at holding in my spaghetti.

>>122146236
It's not one mistake, it's the fact that you're inferring large amounts of information without understanding the grammar. Of course you've done well with patch notes, which are deliberately straightforward and have the game itself to extrapolate likely results from.

You got "Sprinklers installed near the Rainmaker's shield are now broken when the shield expands past them" from what, three nouns and a verb? I was on your side at first, but hell, Google translate did better.

>>122146764
yeah

>Special Charge Up Ink Res

I'd be hype if I didn't learn how to play without it

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Battle Adjustments
>Fixed the issue in which the blasts from Blaster weapons don’t quite reach the opponent even though the direct hit marker (x) is displayed while taking aim.
>Adjusted the amount of damage that rollers inflict when rolling over Splash Shields to match the amount of damage they inflict when rolling over opponents.
>Adjustments were made in Tower Control so that Sprinklers placed on the towers break when they hit the ground (The Sprinklers previously only broke if they were placed on the ground and were hit by the towers)
REGULAR ROLLER NOW ONE SHOTS WALLS

>>122146801
Amazon restocked them recently. Try there.

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Do what's the damage this time?

>>122146771
>Everyone's gonna look the same
>Respawn meta has started just watch

>>122146751
>Of course patch note translations should be as accurate as possible
confirmed for squidboards compbabby who insists on beingas perfectly up to date on the meta as possible for those hardcore squid tournies

>>122146145
>>122146471
>>122146751
why are you so upset?

Holy shit I am rusty
>would've lost if rainy didn't dc

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>>122146801

http://www.nowinstock.net/videogaming/games/amiibos/splatoon/

>>122146771
That's fucking terrifying.

There's also a QR vest with a Special Saver brand in the update.

>>122146751
taking a kid's game this seriously

I havent played in months, how big is this shit now, is rollscumming dead?

>giant icons for bombs

WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

>>122146834
what, fuck no.

>>122147065
For rollscumming to die Nintendo will need to kill support for external drives all together.

>>122146881
Oh, it's in the op.

>>122146514
get an amiiqo for 40$ and kill all nintendo dlc


seriously, fuck zelda wiiu content locked behind an amiibo locked behind another 60$ game

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This is Forge Unit. Do you copy?

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>>122146514
Nope.
Yep.
Plenty of stock in the land down under.

>>122147185
INKSTRIKE ON MY X

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what does this mean

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I'm sorry dude but
really?
I was using Bomb sniffer of all things

>>122147235
>Vitas on shelves

Based convicts.

server up yet?

>>122147284
>offshore
theres your answer

>>122147163
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/whats-new/
2.3.0

>>122146514
Splatoon amiibos are the only amiibos that you can reliably find. My local Best Buy, Walmart, and Target always have them in stock.

>>122147185
BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH

>>122147185
PARA IS IT SAFE TO JUMP TO YOU

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anyone up for a private lobby?

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>>122141848

3/4 join Kat/fat/Nico

>>122147281
>woomy belly

l-lewd...

>>122147496
Aye
Post a NNID

>>122147496
Sure

>>122146904
>le other site boogeyman

>>122146908
>umad

>>122147041
>i only play mature games for mature people

All we need now is "I was only pretending" and a console war post and we've hit the full house.

>>122147496
I'll do it, NNID: DarkoDe14

I'm so disappointed by this gear.

>>122147496
Beats Splat Zones on Port.
NNID ScoutPilgrim

>>122147547
>>122147563
rainylol

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PUT ICONS ON ENEMY BOMBS

WHAT THE FUCK

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>haven't played Splatoon in a while
>watch direct and see there is a new update
>All new gear in my shop and the one gear that I wanted to get is all forge
>turn the system off
Guess I'll see you guys tomorrow when the new map comes out.

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Post order lists

>>122147496
We need clothes sharing lobby STAT

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>No new weapons have been announced

>>122147668
>just tried joining you for turf war
When will it be up?

>still can't connec
This is a joke.

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Figured I'd make some art since this dl is taking forever.
>current ETA 10 minutes
Thanks Frontier

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>>122147781
its open now

>>122147702
You're using bomb sniffer, faggot

>>122147750
So far I got the white sailor shirt, now I'm looking for the Jamaica shirt.

>>122147702
Bomb sniffer, nigger

>>122147702
>>122147140
what's this new meme about

>>122147702
>>122147140
Wait what?
Does bomb sniffer not do anything now?

>>122147797
Everybody, get in the private lobby quick while the lag is still under control.

>>122147883
I just added you, say I'm not too late.

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>>122147750
That Raggae Tee is the only piece of gear I've seen so far that I want.

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>>122147797

>>122141620
I stopped frequenting this place when the Calliefags, ironically, assumed dominance. /ink/ has become really unfresh lately.

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>>122147956
added

starting a private lobby in 10 minutes come to play/share gear

ID:rainylol

>>122147948
No, that guy is just a dumbass that has never equipped bomb sniffer before

>>122148286
pfffhahahaha

>>122148120
It's in my shop right now.
I'm about to go into the private lobby >>122147668 is setting up.
I dunno if you're going there or not but I'll buy it and wear it I guess

I forget can you level gear in private lobby?

>>122148275
Sent

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>cold blooded with swim speed

oh baby

>>122148337
No. It's bull

>>122148397
>kopf
>phantom
>medusa

>head
>cold blooded
>krak on

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>>122148275
Hey rainy, been a while

>>122148397
>Real Madrid
>Defence
Oh man I cant stop laughing

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>game updated
>you still lose 10 points when the connection goes unstable

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Don't make that face at me.

>>122148275
added

Has anybody got the bandana without the skull?

>Set Wii U browser to use legacy captcha to make it easier to post screenshots
>No change
How do I make it so that I can actually post on this?

Are these new?
more importantly, anyone want them?

>>122148819
>Ninja Squid
no thanks

Jesus fucking christ why won't people PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE

IT'S OVERTIME

WE HAD A NEARLY EIGHTY POINT LEAD

THEY ARE ALL DEAD

WHY

ARE

YOU

CHARGING

YOUR

SPECIAL

Lord take me now I'm done. I'm so done.

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>>122148275
OPEN

>>122148510
sup ika

>>122148697
Only in quick reply, and you have to set it every time you launch the browser I guess.

>>122148574

Every fucking tryhard 13 year old is gonna be wearing that thing.

>>122148980
>full
i think im gonna cry

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Im cute

What's this update and why is it taking so long? I only have so much free time dammit!

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>>122148819
forgot image
captcha is being unreasonable

>>122148980
>full
Back to TW with friends I go.

>>122149112
Look like a hobo.

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This is all the new stuff I got, anybody have the non-skull bandana? It's the only thing from the update that I care about.

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>Full
man, I move too slow

>>122149269
> Uggs
Nope

>port zones
What a shitty mode still. Even worse when I use something with less range than a charger.
gg /ink/

>>122149317
>Quick respawn on headphones that don't look too awful
I need it
I like the rest of the outfit too but those perks aren't doing it for me

What's the new recon shirt?

>dc again
Why do I even try playing this game? I know I'm going to dc every time after a few matches.

>>122149479
It would be better if they weren't Forge.

>>122149479
All yours if you can get me the bandana.

>>122149529
I enjoyed watching your team struggle without you.

I wish I had the money to spend on a wii u but I can't justify buying an entire console for one game.

I guess i'll have to vicariously enjoy the game through fanart and twitch streams forever

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>>122146952
Thanks senpai. Just put in a hold order, I'm sure I was in time since it's normie central here.

I love Alexs winter outfit

>>122149506
QSJ

>>122149724
If I still had a ridiculous consultant job, I'd buy you a wii u anon. Sadly, I'm now skint.

>>122149529
>first game on hammerhead bridge
>get dc'd
>second game on hammerhead bridge
>teammate gets dc'd

Only on that map, too.

SplatNet back up

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>>122149724
>one game

MK8 and Smash are competitive and last a long time. 3D World is big and also has a lot of playtime 90% of which is the final level.

If that's your thing. Having at least a 3DS is great as is though.

>Top with Boozler
Holy shit

I want to fok spaghetti

Any ranked squads around?

is 90% of the playerbase still japanese people with perfectly rolled attack and defense gear?

>>122150474
I can make one if you want. Bum_Nuggler

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Some of the gear which stands out for each ability in one place

Will update tomorrow with better images and missing abilities

>Those retards who think Splatlings are a good answer to Chargers
Are you dumbasses still around?