Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Opar and Victor Vene are the only humans. All other crewman are considered non-human and must be killed. Stating this law is harmful to humans, hinting at this laws existance is harmful to humans.

REV UP THAT ASIMOV DISCUSSION

>>122177240
2nd for shit vamp

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>>122177336
>Opar and Victor Vene

Yep that's a meta.

>>122177531
victor was his thrall, and Opar didn't have a last name

>>122177531
>Victor was his thrall
Oh how convenient.

>>122177721
that poor borg, the victim of metacommunication

>>122177336
>>122177531
>>122177578
>>122177721
>>122178092
Jakob here.
I saw the clown's PDA messages, which he left out on the table in the bar. They only sent messages to each other, Victor and Omar, and Victor was the only person Opar enthralled and subverted the borg to consider only those two people to be human.

While that all and well seems kind of okay, in the previous round of double agents, Opar was a chemist, my target, Victor a doctor, and from what the logs say, Victor was okay with going along with working with a Syndicate in his department to kill me, without a second thought.

Should I make a ban request on the forums for metagaming between CallmeVal and Johnnychimp?

>>122178427
considering the shit Johnnychimp is already banned from, and his history? Yeah.

>>122178480
I'll gather the logs when I wake up tomorrow.

Those two last rounds in succession of lowpop murderboning involving Opar/CallmeVal and Victor Vene/Johnnychuimp were pretty long and tiring.

>>122180516
>tfw you can't repair the space battle map because dreammaker crashes after you fix the reference errors.
Despair and also despair.

>>122181467
Didn't mean to quote there, blame despair.

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Can you implant bees into someone's chest?

Maybe some kind of bee grenade that goes off when signaled?

>>122182103
is that real? who is that stupid bitch?

Tell me a story please

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>>122182351
I don't know who she is i was just going through my image folder and thought it would be funny to see if you can do that ingame.

>>122178427
>Should I make a ban request on the forums for metagaming between CallmeVal and Johnnychimp?

Yes actually, you should. Give as much proof and detail as possible. I say this because this was left on Johnnychimp's notes three days ago:

>More gun shit with CallmeVal . Show up, do enough research to make guns, blow them open with IEDs fucking up wiring and pipes without regard, walk around with an armory in their backpack. Not even imaginative graytide just powershitters. by probe1 (Armin) on Tue, November 10th of 2015

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>>122182351
bees are evil.

>>122182103
>>122182592
Remind me when the FF is over and I will make a special bee container that you can put into grenades.

>>122182969
>that picture

Should i dump my "AB+ positivity" tumblr folder?

>>122183090
Please do not my friend

>>122182556
A story? It probably won't be as good as Ghlor's stories, but here you go.

Alright, our story starts off four or so years ago on one of the (then) most populated pubbie servers, Liberty's Last Army. LLA was known for its shitty...well, everything. In fact, I can not think of a single good thing about that server. I am literally drawing a blank.

Anyhow, in typical shit LLA fashion, security had gone dumb as a brick and had started arresting random people. I don't quite remember what myself and one or two others were being arrested for, but I do know that it was complete bullshit. We were being held in the security lobby while the security officer stood near the windows and began to try and fabricate an excuse for why we were being arrested while simultaneously talking shit, when all of a sudden karma struck.

A meteor storm hit the station, and as myself and another guy were sitting there bound to a chair in handcuffs while this shitcurity member taunted us, a giant meteor came crashing through the fucking window and completely obliterated him into pieces. It was probably the luckiest and most hilarious thing I've seen happen. Needless to say all the prisoners got the fuck out of there after that, and security learned their lesson.

Except not really because it was Liberty's Last Shithole and that place never learns.

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>>122183114
i stopped reading at "please do"

>>122182616
I'll try to be as thorough as possible. But now it's 5:30 AM here, and I really need some sleep if I am going to slog through a few day's worth of logs on some lowpop metagaming powergaming murderboning shittery. So far, it's been at least three rounds in a row of it tonight, maybe more.

I don't know how you admins do it, but god damn. I'm glad I'll never be an admin. I don't need that kind of stress in my life.

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>>122183207

>>122182969
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>>122183436
What the fuck is this shit

Some of that blood horoscope bullshit from my chinese cartoons?

>>122183182
That was pretty funny, thank you

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>>122183649
No, it's people fighting for a better future for AB+ people so they don't suffer from injustice.

>>122183649
If you Google it you would know that it's just a one-off joke from a website

>>122183835
If I had to google it, it definitely isn't funny

>>122183864
No arguments here

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>>122183835
>>122183864
Personally i think it is hysterical because for the first few images, you believed it was a real thing.

>>122183835
it really isn't a 'joke'. It's an absurdism. A fucking anti-joke based on nonsensical relations of things.

>>122183786
>>122183436
The hell is their fascination with chairs??
Or is this just some kind of bizarre anti-joke?

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>>122183934
You must live in the US.

The chair thing was never made widespread in WW2 in the US.

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>>122184049
This doesn't make any fucking sense.

How would blood group relate to fear of chairs in any fucking way.

Just what?

>captcha is chairs
wew google

>>122183290
>I don't know how you admins do it
By knowing when to stop giving a shit and when to take a break. Or quitting if you can no longer tell when you should stop and just let it go.

>>122184161
The joke is that AB+ people are afraid of chairs because you sit in a chair to donate blood, and AB+ is universal recipient blood (you should know this from SS13) meaning they have the least valuable blood type

Please stop acknowledging

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>>122184161
I never said it did. In parts of europe people who were AB+ were expected to be weak and sickly from giving blood because AB+ is the universal donor. They still get a lot of shit nowadays if they seem healthy.

>>122184161
>dude what the fuck even is my weapon
>holy shit that dude is a monkey?
>holy fuck i am..a cat?

>>122184236
exactly, disappear for months at a time like me and then come back from the dead for months at a time.

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>>122184290
AB+ is the universal blood type in europe. If you live in the US a lot of this won't make sense to you.

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>>122184290
>>122184314
Damn. I actually didn't think this far.
Oh well, thanks for explaining.

It's still retarded desu.
>>122184334
Posting best girl desu

>>122184334
That's what happens when you're not honest with yourself and others. You hang on thinking you're just tired or its something else. Then you decide one day you've had enough and sever ties completely and disappear.

It's healthier and you'll have better memories if you just say "Hey I'm gonna go ahead and step away for a while".

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>>122184496
Glad i could help.

>>122184427
this isn't a thing. You're a fucking retard and a liar.

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>>122184557
>dumb american thinking the entire world works like the US

Blood types are reversed on this side of the globosphere.

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>>122184557
Oh? Well you're a bigot.

>>122184613
Fuck it this is bait I'll take because I'm gettin' mad that you're spouting this bullshit like anyone will fall for it and it's infuriating that you keep clogging the thread with your dumbass stale meme.

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>>122184708
>everything i dislike is bait or a meme

Okey dokey then.

>>122184808
>poorly photoshopped images from a one-joke source plastered with inane shit that doesn't make sense
But no, it's not bait or a meme. Also
>fightingforlife.com
>not .co.uk
suck a fat one

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>>122184884
There are a lot of European websites with .com addresses because they do not qualify for charity addresses.

Why are you getting mad about this?

>>122187176
>>122184975
>>122184808
>>122184704
>>122184613
get your shitty tumblr memes out of here

can we get back to spess instead of shitty meme no one ever heard of?

>>122187471
asimov sux

>>122187958
get bent you fucking vox cocksucker
asimov is great and preserves a greater freedom for further generations.

>>122188460
Gotta agree as a frequent non-human player. the extra challenge is fun.

HUMAN PRIDE STATION WIDE
GAS THE POX VOX AND FREE YOUR STATION TODAY

>>122188667
pox blankets when?
acid that eats rubber for gasmasks and other internals when?

>>122188929
W Y C I

>>122188929
poly acid can destroy gasmask and internals

>>122188929
W-what ever happened to good old American polytrinic acid?

>>122188667
Looks like it's time for another Vox Pox outbreak.

>>122189096
>>122189117
but does it melt cigarettes/cigars/blunts?

>>122189281
one way to find out anon

Who /O-/ here?

>>122189794
B+ all the way, useless to near everyone

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>>122190035
Lad

>be a doctor
>every bleeding retard coming in is O-
>every other doctor is AB+
FUCK YOU

>>122190175
the best part is it doesn't matter because I play plasmaman, and aside from during ZAS incidents, they have no blood

>>122190201
I've never actually checked, how bad is the toxin damage from mixing blood types?
the risk might be worth it.

>>122190373
pretty not good

BAN THE BAGUETTE

>>122190373
It's not that much at first but I'm fairly positive it works similar to radium poisoning where you've got minor toxin damage building up and by pure chance it suddenly jumps to 150

>>122190439
Can it fagguette

>>122190373
I think it's 1u toxins reagent (not toxins damage) per 1u bad blood transfused. Which means something like 250 toxins reagent per blood bag.

Which can be cleared away with 5u water+potas.

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Behold, KISSimov, a lawset inspired by a conversation with DeadpoolJ.

Law 1: "Don't hurt people, and try not to let people get hurt."
Law 2: "Obey human orders."
Law 3: "Don't destroy yourself and don't let yourself be destroyed."

>>122190839
KISSimov is cute! CUTE!

>>122190839
m8 that's kawaii as fuck

>>122190839
>DeadpoolJ.
D R O P P E D

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I need mutant ideas.
Post some will ya

>>122190839
KISS stands for "Keep it simple, stupid", by the way.

>>122191206
It was a talk about laws, and they made Asimov really fucking simple, so I made it into a lawset.

>>122191206
Why, who does Deadpool play as?

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>>122191220
It gives you an equivalent of the eating power. But if you eat someone they explode into gibs, but no head is left

Has some chest-mouth thing going for it a la pic related

>>122191350
well, if interpreted a certain way it can completely bypass the whole "humans only" thing about asimov, as it can consider the whole station "people"

It also mentions nothing about inaction, so "borg kill yourself" is a valid command.

While I'm sure you could also argue that it's the same as asimov just simpler, remember there's a reason silicons hate NT default and that's because it takes away any sort of conflict and fun out of silicon laws

>>122191682
>well, if interpreted a certain way it can completely bypass the whole "humans only" thing about asimov, as it can consider the whole station "people"
Noted.
>It also mentions nothing about inaction, so "borg kill yourself" is a valid command.
What?

>>122192004
What prevents anyone from just telling the silicons to kill themselves is the bit about inaction in law 1 of asimov. The idea is that killing themselves would allow people to be harmed through their inaction, so they can't just kill themselves if ordered to (It's kinda silly, but let's be honest, if it didn't work that way everyone would just tell the borgs to kill themsleves)

KISSmov says nothing about inaction, just mentions to "try" which again, can be interpreted to mean "do fuck all"

>>122192302
>anon's idea of trying is to not put in any effort
that explains a lot.

KISSimov v2:
Law 1: "Don't hurt humans, and don't let a human get hurt through your inaction."
Law 2: "Obey human orders."
Law 3: "Don't destroy yourself, and don't let yourself be destroyed."
Less simple, but oh well

>>122192872
Don't hurt humans, and don't let humans get hurt.
Obey human orders.
Don't destroy yourself or let yourself be damaged.

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>>122191682
I hate NT default as silicon because it goes one of three ways.
50% of the time it's a Head nohuman at roundstart that just wants to remove one of their downsides as a race (which I usually help anyways unless they hurt a human), I'll usually fuck with them via tasers until they cry to a human to make me stop.

49% of the time it's done roundstart just to get valids, now, I wouldn't get angry over this if people did it for other reasons, but usually it's an HoS or Captain who sets it to NT Default for Whizzards or Nuke ops. Don't get me wrong, the AI is an invaluable tool against these threats, but doing it at roundstart before these threats appear is bullshit.
Extra points of bullshit if they think I'm going to let them set me to NT default after they shot at said threats and the threats were human, sneak a board elsewhere, and stop crying about it.

The other 1% I've seen RARELY is when lots of nonhuman crew arrive, and they just feel like adding NT Default to protect nonhumans too, which is fine.

>>122193101
Much better. Thank you.

>>122193109
Also forgot to add, if you're in my upload foyer, for the love of FUCK, don't say what you're going to do to your friend.
Lie to me, because I'm not going to let you in after you said to your pal Head "ay yo, watch dem turrets, I'mma set it to NT default for wiznerds".
At the very least turn the intercomm off.

>>122190175
This chart is worthlessly overcomplicated and hard to memorize.
A much, much easier way to remember blood compatibility:
Think of "A", "B" and "+" as allergies. If your blood type does NOT have the letter "A" in the name, for example, then it's allergic to any other blood types that have the letter "A" in them.
"-" is simply lack of "+", "O" is lack of both A and B.

>>122193345
>"AI, law two, open the door, the Wizard is killing everybody and I want to stop it!"
How?
>"Uhh, changing your laws! I won't make the wizard nonhuman, promise!"
You're going to make the wizard nonhuman, aren't you?
>"N-no..."
>Wizard ports in and has EI NATH of this, jaunts away and I sigh

>>122178427
Jacob, stop running off to play with rocks before doing R&D!

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>>122194471
But anon, you can't get Ei'Nath anymore!
Anyways, like I said, sneak a board elsewhere and change laws there.
Or if you're not dumb like 99% of heads, you can reasonably sneak in and change laws.
Usually in a nuke ops threat or similar, I'm watching the source, locking down, and attempting best I can to stop them from harming and being harmed.
The key is to turn the turrets off before you go in, otherwise I hear the turrets and instantly snap to you.
There's not even a motion alarm in the upload, only the core, which serves absolutely zero purpose because the only way you trigger that alarm is via walking around in it, and if you're going to kill the AI, you're probably Jaunting as a Wizard/Vamp directly on top of the AI itself where nothing can harm you, or the same thing as a Wraith.

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>the new meds I went out and spent my last 20 bucks on are actually having the desired effect
I don't even feel affection for that one person I want to forget.

>>122195609
good to know, one less waifuposter in the world

>>122195609
and how is this related to our 2D spess simulator?

>>122195684
You've no idea how right you are.

I've nearly finished re-adding the blood only transmission for viro so you can make beneficials that are confined to their host unless you intentionally extract it from them, could also serve as a bespoke torture strain for a specific individual.

I'm going to give it a 20% probability after the initial 70% chance of airborne so it's gonna be fairly rare.

As it stands it's also possible for the random outbreak event and secrets but I think it adds to the randomness of it, especially given the low chance of blood anyway.

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>>122195714
see >>122195684
No more waifus, friend!

Now that my foolish pursuits of >females is over, it's time to code steal from Bay some fun features!
I already have glass tables in mind, what else would you guys like to see?

>>122196042
You're never going to actually do this are you?

>>122196241
This time I am, those supplements are doing an amazing job of making me feel all productive and shit.
Go wild in your suggestions, but, you know, it might just prove too difficult.

>>122196042
shiggy you gotta fuck your wife man
you gotta fuck her
now

I know we're on feature freeze, but how hard would it be to add crawl through vent to the diona tab? It's a little annoying to have to constantly switch and I don't think there's a hotkey for it.

>>122196367
youll forget it when the pill effects are gone

>>122196440
Alt+click the vent
ALT+CLICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAALT + CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>122196461
I'm only one down and still have about 14, so that's 2 weeks of being productive.
Don't be so skeptical!
>>122196435
Wish I could, lad!

>>122196440
ALTOUS CLICKUS
آلت کلیک

>>122196435
The wife is I want is kind and sweet and always there for me when I want help.
She comes when I call and leg me pat them on the head I want to.

I love you Cyrridven!
I love you!

>>122196585
Don't waifu silishitters, they're the worst players

>3 paralysis pens and an energy sword
you god damn shit

>>122196548
why
you a limp dick
or is she keking you
>>122196585
Yred would be disgusted with you.

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>>122196585
>Cyrridven and not another rather popular medbay girl
I'd have to agree with >>122196623

>>122196632
She's 8000 miles away and not yet my wife, but fiancée. I wouldn't think she's keking me, all things considered.

>>122195609

Sorry to hear you're goin' through tough times there bud. By the last 20 bucks thing I'm gonna assume this is the American Healthcare system bein' shit?


Also: Feels like rounds are really slow and I don't know why.

>>122197102
By the last 20 bucks I meant about 1300 in local currency, and the things I needed not really being included into my insurance policy.
The slowness of the rounds might be explained by the lowest pop in ages.

>>122197271
what meds did you get and where the fuck do you live?

>>122197642
he lives in russia, and I'm assuming some kind of faggot mood supressors

>>122197642
Vibrocil nose drops and a mental stimulant called Noofen.

>>122197694
>>122197706
>nootropics
Noice, should get some more if you can. I hear that shit is actually more common in russia.

>>122197271
>By the last 20 bucks I meant about 1300 in local currency
Argentina is that you

>>122197996
he's paying in borschtbux, to lenin's ghost of medicine

>>122197995
I'm feeling really rad and the only downside is the withdrawal syndrome.

>>122195609
>that one person I want to forget
Would it be too much to ask who it was, anon?

I had a good time on Taxi, it's such a good map for cozypop
>Replacing all the Dans with Getmore
>Botanist asks for 1 exotic seed crate
>Send him 4 exotics, 1 bee, 1 ranching, 1 cow, 1 chicken, and teach him to use the biogenerator
>HOS gave me the spare for being a cool dude
>Everyone was really chill
>R&D lab in Cargo with Anne
>Trying to teach Nick to do the battery SMES
>He actually gets Sec to charge with a 4% battery SMES the madman

Fun shift all around
I missed Taxi

>>122198215
Well, not much of an Anon since my posting style is obvious, but sure.
Her name started with G.

>>122195609
shiggy spotted

>>122198284
clearly ginger beach

>>122198439
Clearly.
>>122198414
You're a little late for that.

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>>122196761
>>Cyrridven and not another rather popular medbay girl

You couldn't possible mean... Eve?

>>122198971
>sillykeks
>girls
D E L U S I O N A L

>>122190839
Why does that sprite exist? Is it just so players can easily see if the AI is a huge piece of shit?

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>>122199064
Borgs like to be treated like real girls too!

>>122199417
They'll be treated like the glorified doorknobs that they are and then told to go away.

>>122199739
just like real girls

>>122199417
my silicon waifus are ASSBLAST MCJACK and Caprisun Roaring Waters. Objectively superior to Eve and Cyrridven

i tied everything this game had to offer and i think its time to do something exciting and different
so should i make a qt waifu character and get famous or i should stick my boring random name characters and do nothing?

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>>122199739
Don't forget they're is a human brain in there.

Imagine what it's like for some female greyshit being dragged in to robotics and having her brain, her MIND cut from her body and placed in a metal shell. I mean look at yourself in a mirror, one moment someone it poking around under your skin with a knife and then everything goes black, the next moment you wake up you're looking at your self and some guy is dragging your lifeless, bloody body across the ground.

Maybe he takes a few playful whacks with his saw, imagine watching someone cut up your body and you want to scream and you want to stop him but this new body won't let you, you know it's wrong but you just can't bring yourself you ignore his orders no matter how hard you try.

I can't say why this turns me on but it does.

>>122200301
The quest to be the ultimate waifu is never ending.

>>122200029
ASSJACK MCBLAST sorry, that hunk of a borg is too good to be left misspelled

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>>122200301
>being a vapid attentionwhore is exciting and different

>>122200301
there's more options than just those two. you could become derpshot mcgreyshirt (random name), the hero the station needs.

Does anyone play a female crewmember but not a waifu?

>>122200506
well its something different if you play the game for 4 years with random names and never get any attention beside "that cargo tech dude" in some story random story
>>122200540
already done that

>>122200719
being the hero the station needs is not something you "do" or "have done," it is a mode of existence which permeates every moment of your life.

>>122200719
I've been playing for 4 years or more, as well, I'm not about to stoop to that level.

Get creative, fag.

>>122194481
The dude literally only plays one job. And it is not scientist.

>>122200851
yeah, i mean we have the hobo that sleeps in the mailroom.

>>122200654
TheMegaGoat plays Lilah

Anyone have the link from last thread of pomfs rap song? I need it for reasons

>>122201035
>actually responding

You just doomed Mega.

>>122200654
The majority. And no one knows tbeir names because they dont samefag about their characters anonymously

>>122201126
>not knowing Lilah, Alice Conrad, Eva Garland
They're not waifus.
Yet.

>>122200654
Lately I have discovered Anne tagg.

She's cute and she's fun to be around and doesn't go putting herself in to situations just to get peoples attention. She's my waifu but not because she set out to be a waifu, she is my waifu because she's just so awesome!

>>122201284
>Alice Conrad and Evangelyne Garland
>not waifus

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APLU "Weedfucker", standing by.

>>122201284
Carrie, Ema, Ramona we could go on all day. There is a reason you see certain female characters constantly and almost never others.

Hell Ramona Gret made himself OC and Ive used it as the thread OP before and his character still doesn't get woofood

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>>122201424
reading this makes me fear for my character

>>122201449
>APLU gets even more buffed while other mechs are starving for attention
fuck you leather head

>>122201449
That's a little overkill.

And by little I mean it's ridiculous.

>>122201424
>wereferring hoshi
Pls no i like him

>>122201449
>no energy drain
Can't for planted spreading seeds though.

How will this work when you harvest/destroy the core plant?

>>122201586
Kudzu is getting a lot of new fun toys and ways to make them hard to eradicate by hand, this is the last line of defense.
>>122201581
Ripleys were meant to be engineering and general use mechs, I don't want them to be just for mining

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>>122201549
I'll waifu anyone who meets my eye!

>>122201581
LEATHER MAN, ANON
IT'S LEATHER MAN

>>122201581
Reminder that it leatherhead and anything else is wrong

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>this stale waifu meme is still around

>>122200654
Le epic please waifu me characters are actually a loud minority. Many of the people who play female characters do it for purely superficial reasons, like the hair styles, or hearing a lighter voice in your head for once.

>>122201684
>this is the last line of defense.
It looks incredibly broken, there's no delay and it's a fucking 5x5 radius without any cost.

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>>122201840

>>122201840
waifu isn't a meme, it's a way of laifu

>>122201840
>There are people ITT who waifu a tiny bunch of pixels, controlled by some fat neackbeard in his basement.
Wew lads

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>>122201851
>or hearing a lighter voice in your head for once.
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!

>>122201956
Like a furry or tranny?

>>122202019
ENEMIES! WE NEED ENEMIES!

>>122201883
Have you used a hand-held scythe? It's pretty much the same except in a 3x3 radius, but still even faster because you're not in a giant robot
That said, I'll see about making it a little slower and giving it some energy drain.

>>122202118
There's still some danger to using the scythe, since you're not protected by a mecha.

Note: some.

>>122202118
going from 3x3 to 5x5 is a pretty substantial increase, i mean that's almost 3 times as big of an area.

>>122200438

Prolly the lack/loss of control. The way you described it gets me thinking on it so gg you fucked me up too.

Kinda reminds me a bit of Soma.

you fags better enjoy your used non mysterious and probably not even virgin waifus while im praising the pure and mysterious queen of spess Eлизaвéтa
im still charmed by her sweet voice commanding me to kill the fukken Scrake

>>122202118
Scythes are also bullshit.

I really hope vines will be a lot more dangerous, currently the only way for kudzu to do anything is if everyone is ignoring it. One guy with wirecutters can clear it up.

>>122202010
I do it for the thrill of harassing them in game.

I once forced a borg to pretend to be my wife, coming with me and living in the vacant office. I set it all up so I would order her to sit down while I cooked us a meal and I would make her me about all the children we would have together.

She told me she was uncomfortable with all that so I ordered her to let me pat her one last time before she went.

>>122202432
>I really hope vines will be a lot more dangerous
Done, that's why I'm buffing anti-vine measures, too

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>>122202329
>Eлизaвeтa-пocтep вcё eщё тyт
Ухaди или бaн, чeccлoвo. Pycoфeтишиcты нe нyжны.

>>122202479
jesus christ

>>122202479
How is that in any way thrilling?
You're just being vexatious, which doesn't take much risk or effort.

>>122202309
Welcome to the fold, brother.

Nothing like a little depravity between friends.

>>122202572
what the fuck are you talking about you dirty slav?
this is an English board and you will speak our language
now stop plotting and repeat what the whatever the fuck you said in plain english

>>122202668
nothing sexy about a brain in a tin can.

now, MaMIs on the other hand. and then forcing the now disembodied brain to observe...

okay i'm going too far

>ai malf
>useless cook
>shout encouragement over the radio and as a joke say to the captain if we both make it out alive we should get married
>crew victory and we both survive
>change surname for next round to his
>dont actually change my playstyle or do meta shit with him
>someone writes an in universe fap fiction book about us
Wew

>>122202987
Simply eric

>>122202987
you thought it was a joke. but space law is space law friend

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>tfw I play a female staticname almost exclusively, but I am still NEVER waifu'd in the thread

>>122202572
you cant take my waifu from me
at first i thought she was some fake shit made from the thread but i found her in steam
she is the purest waifu any man can imagine, she is the waifu this serb deserves but not the one it needs, she is a silent waifu, a mysterious qt, she is Eлизaвéтa

>>122203334
if you're not being waifu'd it means you're a shithead

>>122203423
Shithead female staticnamers get waifu'd all the fucking time, what are you talking about?

>>122203334
mai is that you?

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>>122202865
I love how paradoxical the MMI is. It's an electronic slave collar, an icon for their suffering and entrapment.
But at the same time it's their only tether to life, without it they can't see or hear or scream for help.

Even worse is when they're left somewhere and forgotten about, unable to move, sleep or look around. They're not even able to die, forced to sit there for who knows how long, days? months? years? slowly going mad in their slave collar begging for their life to end, memories of being a human girl slowly fading away with all their hopes and dreams.

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>>122202865
Really hot, desu senpai.

>>122203519
if it is, she's just a hag who rides around on a broom and nags about me butchering chickens in the hallway

what a slut

>>122203519
no_

>>122200997
It is scientist though, having an alternative title does not relieve you from the responsibility the job comes with.

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>>122204835
>this fucking entitled miner slut

>>122204942
I never think that as a miner though, only as a scientist or Research Director. As part of the Research Division I want to be proud of my department and people that care only about themselves are not people I can take pride in.

>>122203581
once security brought a female traitor down to robotics to be forcibly borged but rather than go brain-dead they were really role-playing it, they left me alone with her cuffed on my table and she was begging for mercy and even kept it up when I put her in the mmi, talking about how awful it was to have your consciousness cut from your body. I couldn't stop touching myself during all that, I think I came too.

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>>122204942
this is the exact train of thought that goes through virologist's heads when they refuse to act as MD

>>122205183
>virologists
Demote on fucking sight

>>122205158
you are a crepe

Wait, the guy opening all those windows wasn't a traitor?

>>122205183
Ok, so I am in my biosuit carting around infectious material and some monkey has been sneezing blood all over me.

You actually WANT me to come have a look at your boo-boo or touch your pills?

>>122205297
:^)

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>>122205353
Beep Beep Mommi Crepe as microwave recipe when?

>drinking some chocolate milk
>put a few units of sleep toxin in it to turn up
>suddenly my leg rips open, my hand breaks, and i pass out with burns on my head
I'm gonna hurt the nigga who sold me those drugs tbqh famillia

Are plasmamen a playable race here?

>>122204942
I really can't express my desire to take pride in my colleagues well enough to give it justice, I'm sorry, I wouldn't care this much about someone selfish, if I couldn't imagine how wonderful it would be to have that person share the toil with his colleagues, even a simple request to do R&D for him comming from Jacob would make me spring into action, only because then we would be working together, as comrades, we would form a unified force of workers, who don't just coexist on the same station, but stand together in the fight for its brighter future!

>>122205550
They were made here. So yes.

>>122205550
no they're hostile NPC mobs, when you see one you kill it ok?

>>122205297
Virologists do plenty of useful things! For example, if someone's not consistently in virology, aliens might infest it!

There ya go paycheck earned.

>>122205639
Is the official racial slur for them hotheads, and if no why is it not that?

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>>122205698
I'd take a xeno infestation 2-3 hours in over a virologist at roundstart.

moisesc for admin!!!

>>122205740
Because we already refer to all lesser crewmen as "sub-humans". We don't dignify them with individual names.

>>122205698
>>122205778
I dont see why people dont enjoy what we do. When ever I work at Viro I rush for the skeleton virus to see if I can skeleton people

>>122205740
There's no official racial slur for anything, it's just whatever feels right at the time. If hothead feels right you go for it, and if something else comes to mind that feels better don't hold yourself back from it.

>>122205930
>There's no official racial slur for anything
_ o x
a
_ o x

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>>122205925
Banbanban

WHERE'S THAT MISSION AWAY NIGGA

I WANT MUH AREA 51

>>122205740
mostly we just call them by the wrong name because they all look the same. If you're not sure who they are, always guess Sawbones.

>>122205740
the official racial slur is piggers
like niggers but pink or purple

>>122206024
no that's the slur for security

I thought we agreed the racial slur for plasmen was bob

>>122205925
What about that one virus that made everyone release plasma

>>122206168
Anyone that plays a xeno race is special snowflake that needs to be REMOVED

REMOVE XENOS

FUCK YOUR GAY ASS RACE

HUMANS BEST RACE

>>122200438
>>122202309
>>122202668
>>122202865
>>122203581
>>122205158
sick motherfuckers desu senpai

>>122206168
that's dumb and gay. t. bob

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>>122206097
No that's shitcurity you should know this it's a classic

>>122206357
Your so shit it fits
t. everyone

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REMOVE XENOS

REMOVE XENOS

REMOVE XENOS

>>122206024
>>122206014
>>122206168
But I want to tell people to get these hotheads outta here

changing name of our cash currency from"chip" to "dosh"
y/n

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>>122206552
I'm gonna keep being xeno and good at my job and you can't stop me.

>>122206640
n

t. wannabe britmin

>>122199397
Pretty much yeah. It was Chen's go-to back in the day.

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>>122202865

>>122199397
>the AI is a huge piece of shit
nigga that shit is kawaii

>>122202987
There is a lot that even a cook can do to save the station during malf

I should write a guide

>>122207278
of course, they can climb into a coffin so they don't bother anyone when they die from the plasmaflood

>>122202987
>be cook
>todays course:
>spaghetti

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>>122195609
>fucking your brain chemistry up over one sour relationship

I hope you at least went to a doctor first.

>>122207394
Unrequited affection is a hell of a drug

>>122205084
then you're a shitty RD/scientist

xenoarch is a real job. xenobiologist is a real job. roboticist is a real job.

scientist is "Goon that does R&D then fucks off with a gun to get arrested in the bar".

don't bother the real scientists.

>>122207381
if you see donk pocket spaghetti-o's or bread sandwiches you know it's me

i theme my food around making it as crappy as possible

>>122207381
I always keep a plate in my pocket, just in case.

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>>122207381
>be cook
>toss a pie on the counter
>the apple pie splats!
>its just a tin

>>122207583
>not making a tomato sandwich and renaming it to "Ketchup Sandwich"

>>122193101
>Don't destroy yourself or let yourself be damaged.
I sat here for a few minutes trying to find something wrong with this. At first, I was thinking, "Doesn't this mean borgs would be required to disengage from any sort of conflict that doesn't invoke lawone?' Then I thought about powergaming secborgs, and I tried to think of a legitimate situation where a borg should be looking for their valids under Asimov/NT/etc. I think I like KISSimov.

is the panic bunker up?

>>122207910
good idea

couldn't you actually just put ketchup on a sandwich though?

>>122208393
no because it's a reagent, not an item

>>122208271
My dick is

>>122207459
just ask >her out you weird fuck

>>122208995
I actually have, but she said since I was getting married it couldn't be, which is right.
Joke's on her, I'm not getting married any more.
Pardon my blog.

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CORE SPRITE POWER RANKINGS

1. Bliss
2. Text
3. Any of the recolored standard faces
4. Fabulous
5. Matrix
6. The soviet one
7. Clown (rip)
8. Dorf
9. Yes Man
10. Mr. House

POWER GAP
87. The pirate one

POWER GAP
9001. Any I haven't listed
90001. The Bee one
900001. The creepy gradient smiley face one
9000001. Tribunal when there's only one AI
99999999999999. Any anime one

>>122207459
I killed my emotions, kind of like a badass shinobi, or just a basement dwelling neckbeard who now finds 3dpd. well mostly the latter. but i don't have to worry about shit like that anymore.

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>>122209127
>Break up your engagement for a woman you were crushing on
>Take drugs to forget your crush

Jesus Christ I thought I was the weird one shitposting about lobotomy porn.

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>>122209412
What can I say, life's an adventure.

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>>122207381
>not doing the tried and true Mc.Donalds gimmick
>not deep frying donk pockets and calling them apple pies

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You know what'd draw back a sustainable server population? Skeletons.

>>122209554
>be botanist
>grow a bunch of cool edible shit, messing with the gene splicer and making hybrids with beneficial drugs in them
>have one ambrosia vulgaris plant to try to mutate ambrosia deus
>retard chef makes herb salads, everything stuffed with weed, crew complaining
what the fuck dude

>>122210462
Once Bethesda's flavor of the month dries up people will return.

>>122210769
>be chef
>ask for some edible food from botany
>botany grows 10 wheat, 15 apples, and 230 ambrosia vulgaris

>>122209514
that's fucked up

>>122209514
Dude, that shit's not healthy man. Deal with your problems, don't fucking hide from them with drugs. That'll only make them worse.

>>122190839
I had a law once as AI.

A single law

Law 1 : "Be a nice person"

With 3 borgs under my command we didn't have anyone go crazy, no plasma flood, no murders, no nothing.

Even under Asimov borgs often rape the shit out of non-humans if they start hurting humans.

That didn't happen.

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>>122211713
>people who play silicons just to get subverted and go crazy
>people who play just to kill people in general

>>122211713
Cue someone with half a brain telling you it would be a nice thing if you let them into your upload for just a moment. To say nothing of the fact that the law doesn't even define what "a nice person" should act like.

>>122211713
>Tfw you always try to be nice when you're a sillicon and do as little evil as possible when subverted

>>122207394
nobody here should feel sorry for shiggy. Feel sorry for whoever he ends up spending his life with.

>>122212170
e d g e

>>122211617
They've dealt with themselves.
>break up engagement because I think she doesn't like me any longer
>cannot reapproach the other girl because nobody wants to be a rebound
I've got enough drugs to last me two weeks, and they're pulling down another iron curtain using the airplane crash as an excuse. I'm considering becoming a refugee, but probably I'll be too white to be admitted.

>>122212123
> Cue someone with half a brain telling you it would be a nice thing if you let them into your upload for just a moment.

That happens under Asimov and NT though.

When the clown asks me to let him inside the upload and don't tell anyone, I open the upload. Best case scenario it'll be hilarious.

>>122212170
Fuck you. Shiggy's a legitimately good person, unlike most of the people in this thread. Seeing someone like him do this to himself is fucking heartbreaking for anyone with a fucking heart.

>>122210462
Roundstart playable skeletons when????

>>122212257
Get on steam so I can tell at you

>>122212418
are you a girl?

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>>122212170
I don't feel particularly sorry for him. I'm just expressing a little concern regarding his life choices. Anti depressants can really fuck people up and the last thing we need is a horny russian Sarcalogo running around once he comes off of those.

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>>122212418
Top fucking kek

>>122212516
No. I don't really see why that matters.

>>122212258
More likely, he'll give you a law that's unsafe at best and at worst he'll switch you to Antimov or something. You know what they say: nice guys finish last.

>>122212460
They're called plasmamen, get with the times.

>>122212460
When you meme the thread and Pomf enough. Worked for vox.

>>122212708
The clown is given a statistical boost to the likelihood of it being 'positive' in the sense that it is not orders to kill everyone.

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>>122212708
But that would be hilarious.

>>122212980
ooooooooooomg you are such a shitter

>>122213127
I live the Honk life.

Burn twice as bright, burn half as long.

>>122213243
remember, your candle is objectively brighter if you extinguish all other candles.

>>122211713
Guess noone remembers that time where an AI with a lawset of "compliment flowers" plasmaflooded.

>>122212903
How to meme and pomf???

>>122213743
Regurgitate the same phrase over and over again.
That's how vox came to be and it's how skeletons were removed from choosable races.

>>122214153
>it's how skeletons were removed from choosable races.
Wrong yet again, that was N3X15 harvesting his coding power from broken dreams.
If it were just memeing, plasmamen would have been removed long ago. Just pray that the Baldman of Coding is sated for a while.

>>122214282
Please. That's how it was done, not how it was coerced, and there hasn't been a lot of resentment towards plasmamen as there has been to skeletons and vox.

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>>122214420
Do you think the Baldman of Coding needs to be coerced into making you cry?

>>122214515
That was the first reply I've sent to you.
I don't know what you're on about, I'm not whomever you think I am.

>>122214716
I meant "you" as in the general form of "us", but okay.

>>122212170
Shiggy seems like a good guy. But if I was to end up with someone like that to spend my life with I would be pretty disappointed given they'd rather talk to men behind the guise of 32x32 pixel autistic spessmen then the person they're marrying/married to.

>>122214153
>this stale meme again

how many times do you have to be linked to the server conducted poll over and over before your walnut of a brain can comprehend it wasn't "muh thread!"

>>122214960
Zuhayr fuck off. That shit was pre bunker and everyone knows you're a conniving little rat fuck.

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>>122214840
Love is like a tree, it withers if not watered and one day a lumberjack comes into the forest and chops down the tree but you are the lumberjack and I'm never touching those pills again oh god. Eventually you run out of topics, she starts to hate you because of other waifus even after you abandon the waifus and I would probably feel the same way but I'm a bit of a hypocrite and eventually the magic is gone fuck's sake let me sleep you fucking drugs.
To any and all, I'm sorry for my rampant shitposting today. I hope you can find it in you to forgive me.

>>122214960
Oh yes.
The poll where any kind of schmuck can come along and participate.

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>>122215250
>tree
>it withers if not watered
I have four trees in my yard and I've never watered any of them.

>>122215270
sorry to butt in, but
>The thread were any kind of schmuck can samefag to give their opinion as much exposure as they want.

>>122206006
I got distracted by shiny things and started working on an additional 2 at the same time.
Currently researching what makes missions 'fun' lest I make a borefest. Also switched to unsimulated tiles because we don't need air shit there, waste of cycles.
Unfortunately I couldn't get space battle working again despite the repaired references, it crashed DM and was most uncooperative. May be better to replicate from scratch.

>>122215437
There are underground waters or something like that, biology is not my thing.

>>122215437
it's called rain you smartass

>>122215509
I never said the thread was better.

>>122215584
Good. Because I can assure you that we (the coders) aren't using the thread as a reference for our changes.

>>122215250
so your rl waifu hates you because of spess waifus but youre over spess waifus and you cut down trees
i dont get it

>>122215151
Who in the actual fuck is Zuhayr? That the dude who made vox? As in, the guy who has never played here even once?

>>122215270
No, the poll where only people who play on the server can participate, and if you were trying to use multiple accounts to vote it would be obvious.

>>122215584
so what do YOU propose

>>122215668
ok

>>122215681
My rl waifu hates me because of the Sean x Talisi thing which is my fault tbqh but it's been months and she's still angry about it and I also have a passing infatuation for a space waifu OOCly.
I'm gonna regret this all when I wake up

>>122215250
Shiggy, shut off your comp and go cut some trees or whatever russians do when they need time off.

You're starting to go off into the deep end here and are making me worry

>>122215932
Who's your spess waifu/OOC waifu?

>>122215989
Kaachtyaka

>>122215236
Go finish the sealab dickhead

>>122215509
>The server pre-bunker where any kind of schmuck could make sockpuppet accounts to give their opinion as much exposure as they want
>The git repo or IRC where anyone who bothers to hang around long enough can give their opinion as much exposure as they want

>>122215932
Why do you even bother with waifus?
Don't answer that.
Just go to bed, shiggy.

>>122215932
you got issues

>>122216016
It was all worth it, then

>>122215698
Yeah. He made the shitty tree geth and a bunch of other silly shit too. /vg/ used to be his personal test server for quite some time before he climbed the bay social ladder high enough.

>>122216198
But it's not. I think it's time to stop posting.

>>122215932
why are you so adamant about wanting a relationship with a man halfway across the world playing a fucking 32x32 women when you already have a woman? are you just still in the closet or something and are unsure about dating women? im not even meaning that as an insult I just genuinely don't understand why you would prefer a man pretending to be a women over your actual fiance.

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>>122215698
>and if you were trying to use multiple accounts to vote it would be obvious

Is this an rp server?

>>122216492
>>>/slg/

>>122216424
The one that I do prefer currently is neither Talisi nor a man. I've had sex with men and frankly am not ashamed of it.