Dota 2 General - /d2g/

How do you make your team stop arguing once they start flaming each other?

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MARCH, MARCH, MARCH!
>make a champ designed around a free refresher ability
>only give him 1 real ability in his kit

>>121983651
>leveling march of the memes before 21
dude wtf

>>121983651
>kit

HELLO /LOLG/ ! Can you leave now?

>>121983783
Why would you want us to leave?

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And then he said "EG will win Frankfurt!"

>>121983651
what if instead of refreshing spells, it put enemy spells on CD

madman / 10

>>121983859
Because items with actives seem too complicated for your little brain.

>>121983959
>eblade dagon zapper
>complicated
the only remotely complicated item active is purge from diffusal blade, and that's only because of what the purge mechanic actually stands for, ie. what it dispels.

besides, you shouldn't be calling off anyone from your -16,28% game

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Peru will win guys

>>121984060
Adelaide?

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>>121984068
Rio de Janeiro.

>>121984034
Sorry I don't follow or care about lolg memes, can you just leave?

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Thread is dead. lets survey this shit.
1. your mmr
2. do you use quickcast or not?

1. 4.5k
2. no

>>121984193
1. don't play
2. don't play

>>121984193
1. 2k desu senpai
2. no

>>121984193
only on poof and spell steal
i have to change that shit every time i switch to/from meepo and rubick

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>>121984068
what about adelaide

>>121984193
1. 3.9k
2. no

why is it always adelaide?
isnt there more better place in australia?

>>121984296
post that hair flicking thing

>>121984407
real question should be why do australians post 24 hours a day?

Why is it called summoners rift?

Why are they called summoner spells?

Why are all these people fighting?

Who brings them back to life?

Why are there so many fags that play this game?

>>121984617
because every player in League is a summoner, hence they have champions instead of heroes. Summoner spells are the spells of the players themselves.

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/d2g/ pls help me settle an argument. My friend and I were talking about meepo and when i said the meepo was micro intensive he immediately said i was wrong and the right term is 'macro' instead of 'micro' when it comes to managing smaller units like meepo clones. So who's right?

>>121984617
why dont you suck this

*unzips dick*

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>>121984598
o-ok

>>121984651
league doesn't have summoners retard
how clueless are you

i was asking these >>121984617 questions about dota
well, all of them except the last one, i noticed it doesn't apply because no one plays this shit game HEH

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Adegayeide??

>>121984193
1. 3.5k
2. Yes (pressing I have regular cast on Alt+(Q/W/E/R)

>>121984724
I love when a meme keeps evolving and spreading, it's like memetastasis.

>>121984193
yes

>>121984193
hero specific keybindings when?
quickcasting storm spirit ulti y/n?

>wake up
>no sing strim

wtf

It sucks that I can't even post Maki reaction pictures anymore because I'm worried the janny will think I'm that avatarfagging gayboy and ban me. Thanks for ruining Maki you fucking fag.

>>121984676
Your friend is right. To play him you only need to manage Meepos on the large scale, to keep them constantly doing stuff.

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>>121984193
3k
yes, if you use regular cast, you should just kill yourself

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>>121984676
you are right
>>121984958
you are a retard, please google the term macro before saying what it means you fucking dumbass anime dipshit fucking faggot fuck

groups out!
https://instagram.com/p/98PA_IEdBM/

>>121984958
macro would be the management above units; the economy and base building in a strategy game. managing meepo would be micro even if you control them as a group all the time.

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is sheever jess monkeys and soe the best dota has?

>>121985102
You're fucking stupid.

>>121985130
That only refers to RTS. Macro in dota would mean exactly that. When you're farming with your meepos it's macro.

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>tfw the other team spends half the game being dead because of you

>>121984958
fuck off adelaide

Group A: EG, Fnatic, VP, Newbee.

Group B: VG, Unkown, Vega, OG

Group C: Secret, Newbee.y, LGD, C9

Group D: EHOME, Alliance, CDEC, Mineski

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>>121985124

>>121985220
macro in dota simply doesn't exist, it's replaced by team strategy and has nothing to do with meepo

managing units is micro no matter if it's an RTS or dota

>>121985298
What the fuck is the format

>>121985256
oh boy i bet CDEC are still smarting at their humiliation by mineski


goddamn it why do my fellow pinoys have to be so unlucky

>>121985256
group A looks like a pushover unless VP bootcamps which they tend to do for lans
group B might be tight
group C pushover for Secret
group D tight as fuck, I expect Ehome to top tho

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>Go Hard Support
>Get so many kills and have so much impact you outfarm your carry that has been trying to get his Radiance for 30 minutes
>Still complains when I stop buying wards since he's now the support

>>121985348
same as TI

enjoy your first day of dota I guess, newfag

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>>121985256
>Group C: Secret, Newbee.y, LGD, C9

>>121985432
rigged as fuck

>>121985378
if you have farm then you did a shit job as a supprot

support is supposed to be poor
please ask everyone you play from now on to report your sorry ass

>>121985256
>Secret gets the hardest group

What the fuck

Valve rigging it so they lose.

>>121985454
>implying lgd isnt any good

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>>121985256
EE GOING TO DUMPSTER THE SHITTY INDIAN

>>121985521
post tummy

>>121985456
>logic straight out of the 2k bracket

Uninstall the game son, you have no future in this game when you state something so blatantly false with such certainty.

>>121985467
>Hardest group

you what

newbee Y are on par with newbee which is to say dumpster, LGD play like shit because of rotk and no xiao8, the only thing they can do is try memepush and I seriously hope you don't consider c9 a real contender. If anything Secret are clearly the strongest team in their group

>>121985256
>newbee y supposed to be iG

kek

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>>121985195

BASED SJOKZ BRO

>>121985680
it's funny because C9 is the only dumpster team in the group but you turned all around xDD

>>121985256
A: VP
B: VG
C: Secret
D: EHOME

EG's gonna fuck around in group stage for sure but tighten their shit up towards the finals

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Hey!

>>121984193
4.8k
no

>>121985680
LGD has Sylar and Maybe

C9 has ritsu, one of the best cores in the game

>>121985765
DID
NOTHING
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6zNJnWf_e4

This video sums up my Dota 2 experience.

So much excitement, hopefulness, and optimism going in.

>>121985786
Daily reminder that ritsu will only be on C9 for another week before he gets kicked.

>>121985765
is that shopped? lmao jesus christ is that ritsu?

he has to be the most funny proface since ixmike was in a pro team

>>121985765
>poor little white white guy.jpg

>>121985765
>that stylish designer cardigan
>alpha confident smile

>qop can't do her combo at level 7.
Lost midlane due to this.

I don't know why I have lower mmr than I did a year ago and that was 2K. Can't seem to get better.

>>121985710

can someone explain who this qt is? i see her posted in here a lot

>>121985765
Mi único héroe en este lío.

Watch your replays. It will make you good really fast.

>>121985936
chupame la pinga maricon

>>121985865
You don't have to get kills, even with QoP, to win mid. Try focusing on last hitting. Like really, solid farming mechanics will get you to 4k.

But if you want a quicker fix, try harassing with right clicks more, she's pretty good at that. Also, spam dagger, scream, get better at securing runes/bottle crowing to spam them out. You don't HAVE to get ult at 6.

>>121985786
LGD's performance lately has been super lackluster because no xiao8. Individual talent is great and all but that doesn't win you games, see Shitrekt at TI4.

>ritsu
olol, ritsu can't even use a toilet properly

plus you're expecting a team with 1437 and brax to do well, let's be real now

>>121985865
Meant to reply >>121985959

>>121986002
>ti4
meant to say TI5

>>121986002
can someone explain the ritsu & shit meme?

>>121985865
yeah she can, unless you're a trashcan without null talisman or a wand at level 7. One of either will let you use all 4 skills with full mana. But then again you're 2k so it makes sense. Sorry you lost your lane with Qop of all heros because you blow m8

>group stages that doesn't matter again

Why dotards tournament have such a pussy format

>>121985964
>pinga

Negro please.

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>>121986058
he's indian

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>>121985927

She is Sjokz, basically sheever is our version of Sjokz she is a hoster in LoL

>>121986104
Some of these pepes I swear I just can't fucking deal with. Like, I just can't reconcile in my mind that these images exist in this world.

>>121985256
Rigged as fuck for Secret, fuck ESL

>>121986062
I was winning it. Did my wqer. Anyway. First QOP game in literally a year. Had null talisman and int treads.

I was getting most of my cs and denies but yeah I fucked up but even so it surprised me.

>>121986104
>no wojak buried up to his head in the sand, being pooed on
>no wojak in the river trying to enjoy a swim
what a waste

>>121986085
so EG can win because they always suck balls when group stage matters

>>121986085
>going to the lower bracket and play a Bo1 is the same as being on the higher bracket and never play a Bo1

lolbubs show again how stupid they are

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>>121986085
cuz thats just the way it is
smash tournaments have sets (only for gf)
l4d2 tournaments have no losers bracket

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>>121986132
wow much better than sheevr
do you have her nudes?

>>121986190
he's the water, look closer

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>OG put in the hardest group possible.
Valve what the fuck?
Of course Shitrekt get an easy RIDE, FUCK YOU.

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>starts at 11am
>6pm here

euro timezone is the best for me desu senpai

>>121986285
>OG hardest

dumb lelouch, group D is the toughest

>>121986240
sc2 tournaments have no losers bracket? are you serious?

>mfw ritsu beats EE and all chat him

>>121986420
since ritsu is well aware he's getting kicked after the major, what do you think are the chances of him doing something crazy?

>>121986347
EU time zones are absolutely the worst for me, but I get to watch Chinese dota in the evenings.

pretty dece tradeoff desu senpai

I'm sorry, I don't have any friends and I just want to fit in.

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So we all can agree that between 3.7 and 4.1k is THE WALL which can't be passed without fresh uncounterable fotm spam or account buying, right?
I've never been trapped at a more salt-encrusted bracket in my entire life, and after two whole weeks of this shit it's beginning to really hurt.

>>121985456
>carry misses every last hit on lane
>dies because he manually clicks his abilities
>i take farm on lane and farm stacks i made myself
>do well next teamfight
WAH NO WARD SUPP NOOB RIPORT!
You, and all other sub-2k trash.

>>121986547
but we are your friends

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>>121986616
We both know that's not true.

Thanks, love.

>>121984602
BECAUSE WE OWN THIS BOARD

>>121986563
if you have farm then it's all the more reason to keep on buying wards

>>121986769
all you own is my cum, faggggggggggggggit

Does playing dota make you a better person?

>>121986546
Ritsu's not getting kicked.

Where are they going to find a better carry? Everyone else is shit.

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So /d2g/, why havent you gone green?

Reminder that

DotA = Defence of the Australians

Dota is Australia.

>>121986557
What's bad about that bracket? Are players bad or just their attitude?

>>121985786
>>121986925
90% sure these posts are from ritsu himself. That guy must love fiending about himself.

>>121986936
because i have white skin

>>121987008
thank you ppd

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>>121986976
Both.
Two types of people in this bracket. The first can taste how close 4k is and instalocks windrunner/[insert winning hero here], plays well, etc.
The second kind randoms and doesn't understand the value of hero picks against players who are going to be picking correctly, and also doesn't care if they lose the game.

>>121986976
everyone thinks he is hot shit and his mates are holding him back
everyone will pick a fotm core hero and force the game on himself
everyone will go fuckin mad at the first error
everyone thinks he can reach 4k but the reality is that everyone around 4k-4.5k is low 3k inside

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Post your latest wins.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY ON HUSKAR FUCKING SHITTY ASS USELESS HERO

>>121987080
Here I was thinking I could finally escape the trench upon reaching 4k. Do I have to get to 4.5 to reach dota heaven?

>>121987156
ring of repick
or armour

>>121987156
So to review, you're ignorant of how the hero works, you're upset, and you're blaming the hero.

What's 2k like?

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>>121987156
gloves of repick
literally one of the worst heroes in the game unless the enemy team has five zeuses on it.

>>121987215
YEAH GO FUCK YOURSELF. I BET YOU'RE LIKE LOW 3K TOO AND ACTING ALL SNUB ON HERE LMAO FUCK YOU AND FUCK HUSKAR.

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>>121987101
>enemy picks alch
>walk to rune
>find them all 5 are at rune
>be with fella aa
>mfw walk in, take rune, go back
>mfw enemy team backs
>mfw alch follows us
>rightclick him
>fb
>he leaves

Why is the loading screen black instead of the actual map now?

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DOTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS

>>121987187
lol no
4.5k is the place where ppl with bought accounts stains after falling from 5k
as 5k is the bracked where ppl with bought account will fall and drag you with them
think things are decent around 5.6k

>>121985195
There is that girl from New Zeland. I forgot ther name. Her nickname is something like "bunny".

>>121985865
>>121985974
>>121986040
>>121986062
>>121986179
>2000 + 15
>there are still people who unironically level up scream of pain before level 10

LMAO
no wonder you guys are so shit
icefrog gives you a 4 cooldown 425 damage nuke with 50% slow from 525 cast range on a great hero for kiting with a long range attack and a blink, a hero who can perpetually stay an arms length away from the enemy team and pick them apart with daggers/waves

and you max le epick melee range aoe vanilla 300 nuke
LMAO

>>121987309
One in a million chance of it happening. Doesn't even matter

>>121987335
>every bracket is shit until 5.6k
>if you get higher than 6k, you get put on a team of 4ks and the game's algorithm expects you to carry them

HOW YOU WANT YOUR MATCHMAKING F AM?

>>121987434
>build manta + lotus orb every game
>1/10 of all my games disappear

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was the captain TI6 WINNING DRAFT DESU

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>>121987309
Wow you found a unique bug that will never happen in 99.9% of Dota 2 matches.

Good job.

Now we're at a real LAN, You guys can watch Shitrekt crash and burn.

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How to stop this guy?

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>>121987521
>All the top teams weren't even trying those last LANS!

>This time for sure!

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>>121987101

>>121987567
Don't let him watch his anime.

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Rate my captains draft f a m

>>121987521
I just don't get how anyone can truly believe that Secret will crash and burn. It's fine to hate them, but they're gonna do reasonably well.

Instead, let's talk about how Alliance is going to disappoint, crashing and burning yet again.

>>121987592
Honey.
Pot.
LANS.

>>121987461
dunno senpai
i left my 4k account to begin anew
im now on a vhs account after 150 games holding my 65% wr
randoming all the games

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>>121987521
Can't wait to see EG crash and burn

>>121987410
>he does not know the difference between pure and magical damage LMAO

whats the difference between alpha stage and beta

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>>121987467

>>121987703
both scream of pain and shadow strike are magic damage

>he does not know the difference between scream of pain and sonic wave

>>121987567
Reveal he is Christian, mudslims will do the rest

drow buff when?

Post Mushi's face when Group A

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>>121987786

>>121987752
omfg noob in thread alert! -.-

shadow strike is poison dmg, while E is aOe dmg type

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>>121987786
>implying he's not waiting for this

Since he's also a gulagite i am sure he is know the honeypot meme

>>121987752
>i gonna use my first skill to farm

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>>121987869

>>121987879
>farming creeps when you should be farming heroes

>>121987869
Mushi's a gulagite? Sauce?

Does anyone else think Arteezy losing MLG is the best thing to happen to EG?

>arteezy tastes failure at MLG

>he humbles himself
>lets go of his ego
>practiced hard the past month
>now trusts his team
>now trusts ppd
>no more entitlement
>no more tilt

Who here ready for #ArteezyReborn?

Does slahser Offlane devourer actually work?

>>121987646
theres literally no point in arguing with that guy

if secret wins itll be kekeke xD honeypot lan not ti

if secret lose lmao get rekt ppd mastermind

>>121987942
I had a guy pick this in my 3k game. Needless to say he fed like fuck and we lost.

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500 mmr QOP.
I decided to watch my replay (huskar) and it seems that I did okay early on then did a collosal fuck up.

Anyway. QOP losing her lane to a fucking bounty hunter. I WONDER WHY?!

>mfw Unknown win the frankfurt bowl

>>121985256
if rtc play like shit
group A should be VP or Newbee

>>121988003
>3k
ok senpai you just proved me that od offlane works in serious games

>>121987937
I bet fear and ppd have been working on him, but even puppey the retard wrangler king couldn't control rtc

>>121987309
hm... What?

>>121988135
if puppeys so good why was navi captained by him shit

>>121985240
>that build
THE DAMAGE ANON
WHERE IS IT
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DAMAGE

What if there was a hero who had an orb that changed its effect based on the most expensive item in your inventory
Like, if you had an atos it would slow the person you're attacking, or if you had a mek it would slightly heal allies around you each time you attacked, ect.

>>121988226
>wanting damage instead of literally tanking everything to watch them die

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>>121987942
>OD Offlane
I'm not even going to bother watching that one.

>>121987410
Implying it doesn't depend on the mid matchup. fucking trashcan. Do you max dagger vs a lina or Leshrac? You do don't you? Because in your bracket people let you dagger for free, that doesn't happen once you stop playing shitheads in the middle lane.

Maxing Dagger is garbage in any matchup is actually bad, as you're farming speed and lane control is fucked. I know they probably don't mean anything to you, but trust me they are core mechanics of the middle lane.

In some matchups vs squishy heroes who can't punish you for getting close and daggering them you get 2 points. Like vs an SF.

Let me know if you want to know more about how matchups work shitter. Dota school is open.

Spouting le memes doesn't make your stupid logic work.

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>make 4 random groups for the sake of seeding teams into main event
>no one is eliminated from groups

Nice game dotards

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Yuro's are going to be afraid of this kid in the next few days.

>>121988441
Is sumail the most likeable dota player?

>>121988480
what is puppey

>>121988480
only if you are muslim

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what happened to incontrol? haven't heard of him in years

>>121987920
>doing nothing when enemy team is being defensive

>>121988194
>cast lotus orb on illusion
>enemy cast spell on illusion
>spell reflects from illusion
>illusion is now owner of that spell
>illusion dies
>7 seconds after dying, illusion is removed from game engine
>that spell no longer has an owner
>??????????
>game crashes when it tries to do something with that spells owner like give him track gold

> yesterday on gulag someone say something about offlane tb
> dont care about it, must be yuropoor shit
> meet 3 offlane tb
Like having peruvina on SA server wasnt bad enough now we have d2g memers

>>121988841
Still with EG, holding on to the last scraps of his dying career in a dead game.

>>121988841
Busy fucking his wife

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>>121988951
>space after memearrow

>>121988939
got fixed yesterday, can't do it anymore. Keep up with the updates fgt

>ME GOD
>TEAM BAD
>LOSE
>OOGA BOOGA

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>the first pro woman will be korean

how does that make you feel?

>disconnect because of shitty internet
>get an abandon, friend says the "game is safe to leave" message came up as soon as game started
>get rewarded with low priority which I can't even feed in to get over with

uhhh dotards?

>>121989080
I wonder how she looks without the make up...

>>121988679
ummm i dont really know why anyone would post here without being muslim... its like coming here without having high reddit karma -..-

This ephey girl looks like the perfect girlfriend for Universe

Why isn't he going for her yet

>>121989136
All people should wear makeup, everyone would be better for it

>>121989084

>disconnect because of shitty internet

Get better internet poorfag. You wasted peoples time because of your shitty internet ofc you deserve lp. You also don't get lp after one abandon, so you've abandoned games in the past.

Unless you've been to lp before its 1 fucking game. If you can't win 1 game just go ahead and uninstall.

>>121988351
Clearly the best int offlaner is SWM

>>121989023
proof or gtfo

>>121989196
>dating gamer girls
que?

>>121989256
illiterate idiot moron tard redditor >__<

rate my play d2g

http://gfycat com/MadeupNiceFanworms

>>121989256
hey mouthbreather go to google type "dota 2 updates", click the first link and read the first line. Hope you don't get lost, gl and godspeed

>>121988236
New hero: Isaac
Q- Isaac's tears
Has a unique effect depending on the most expensive item in Isaac's inventory.

W- Bomb
Drops a bomb at Isaac's current location. After a few seconds, it detonates, dealing damage to all nearby enemies and briefly incapacitating them. Does not have a cooldown, but consumes a charge when used. Isaac receives a new charge for every 300 gold he acquires. Maximum of 4 charges can be held at a time.

E- Greed
Lowers the cost of all items by 5/10/15/20%. Does not effect item value, net worth, or sell price.

R- The D6
Isaac rerolls his entire inventory, giving him a random set of items with the same value as his previous one. Each level increases the potential value of new items by base value+200/300/400 gold

>>121989457
>does not EFFECT item value
Retard.

>>121989508
YOUR right friend :^)
good that THEIR are still people who care about proper GRAMMER :^)

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A true shocker

Why are you goys playing this game?
200 post and 60 posters, you are literaly talking to urselves

>be me
>play dotka all day every day sice i was 14
>go to tournament
>they say "vanya, go play dotka for american dollar"
>answer yes
>play dotka
>win billion gamburger dollar (million of gorillon)
>come back home
>father is an alcohol
>mother is cry
>play more dotka
eblyan

>>121989645
>5 years on steam
>1 friend

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>>121989732
still more people than would ever want to interact with you in real life.

>>121989751
im 7 years on steam, don't have any friends at all

>>121989645
literally OUR guy it seems

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Post godtier captain that win TI

Where the fuck is sing wake up you fuck its Fallout time

>>121989751
Dude he's well known for having n0friends

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>this is the best female dota player in China

ayyy

>>121990013
Please tell me this is a boy

>>121990013
?

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Cema got his visa
MAJOR IS OURS, BOYS

>>121989790
Srry m8, not a NEET like you that remain in parents basement
Posting while in class break

>>121990219
they probably gonna fail terribly but i still will be cheering for them

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>>121990231
feels good having my own apartment and a gf then

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>>121990219
wtf is that chipenko

>>121990296
Can you put in words the feel of faling life and dedicate whats left of it in a game and still fail?

>>121990013
He room looks nice.

>>121990296
lying in the internet baka senpai

lanaya has a penis

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>>121990561
stop this

>>121989216
>if you can't win a game with intentional feeders just uninstall
eric

why is necro a bad champ his abilities need killstealing which is bad cuz hes support

>>121990561
A big fat penis too, not some tiny feminine dick.

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6 decides my avatar for a week
post em

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>>121990561
no

>>121984296
why is her 'mouth' cutting off in the middle?
i say 'mouth' because thats barely a fucking line

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>>121990672

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>>121990672

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>>121990672
Ok senpai

>>121990746
the animy drawers are often in a hurry and forget to draw certain body parts, in this case the nose and mouth were done in 5 seconds so obviously they look bad.

>>121984193
1. ~4.5k
2. i use quickcast on all spells and use the ALT modifier on spells like SoF or chronosphere, i also have 2 normal cast slots in inventory for TP scroll and force staff

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>>121990672

>>121984193
4.2
I have binds for both normal and quick cast. I use qc for a few random things like blinks, certain abilities. I don't really think about it at this point, just press my keys and the dota happens.

>>121990746
To create the illusion of lips touching together. Thin lines are used to show two objects tightly touching, a discontinuous line exagerates this effect.
For further drawing advice tune into twitchtv/bobross

>>121984193
4,9k

no

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>>121990672

>>121990672
>>121990839
reroll for this

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viable or reported?

>>121990826
yeah im not using that
next 3 decides

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>>121990994

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>tfw you watched jav last 5months ago
>tfw you find out your favorite jav actress retired after that
>she has cancer
>ovarian cancer

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>121990605
>>121990735
>>121990826
>>121991012

stop posting futa here

there's a board dedicated to that

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>>121990672

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>>121990994
use this one then

>>121990981
Viper is one of the few heroes where pretty much anything is viable on him

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>>121990994
Kill yourself senpai this is now a lanaya general

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>>121990994

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Hey!

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>>121990994

>>121985240
Was it fun?
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME NEGRO
DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FUN PLAYING NECRO?

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>>121991036
Because their contraceptives are literal cancer
why do you think 25% of javs are 10+ creampie gangbangs?

how do I oracle

>>121991252
Who /peru/ here?

>>121991317
what the fuck
who would sign up for that for a living

i felt an emotional connection too, since i felt what she does is genuine

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>>121991346
ayy

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>>121991346
No

Atun, I know you are one of the anime posters here.
PLEASE DON'T THROW

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>>121991346
>not prude of our boys in the Seattle
Unknown first place when?

>>121991620

VIVA PERU

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>>121991317
>Because their contraceptives are literal cancer

ive read a few articles but women that had taken pills are less likely to have ovarian cancer

i think the reason is mostly due to her never having been pregnant


http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/159675.php

>>121991531
kasama mineski sa frankfurt?

Aww its nice to see that all the mudhut shitskins from Peru are so excited to watch a team that is going to be shitstomped into the 16 the place

>>121991859
which actress btw? the only jav actress I like is Rei Mizuna and I know she's 30+

>>121990561
Ae you gonna post evidence of your claims?

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>>121991932
>triggered
Lmao mad burgerclap is mad

>>121991964
yuma asami

the only jav actressthat you should know

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuma_Asami#Cancer

fuck cancer
there are other dumb sluts, why her

>>121992117
>hitomi tanaka
>julia
>Marina Matsumoto
>Memeria Ozawa
Shootin yourself in the dick friendo

fucking dead thread

How do I into Alchemist? If enemy picks AA and he will pick it should i just start playing as 5th position support and farm aghs for teammates?

>>121992439
go offlane

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Keep pedophiles out of d2g

>>121992416
>julia

the fuck is this. have you seen her teeth? saggy tits?

i have all those and most are literal fuckgirls
dont even feel the waifu connection

>>121991620
>that one different passport
>if they all go through customs at the same time you can bet that faggot is gonna get pulled to the special queue

>>121992779
>Dark Seer
>Not raged alchemist

THEY STORM UP THE RIVER, PATIENCE FROM ZHOU, WAITING IN THE WING, NA'VI'S ABOUT TO BE CAUGHT. OH THERE'S THE SLEEP, THE SURGE, HE CATCHES EVERYONE! OH THIS COULD BE A TOTAL DISASTER! VACUUM IN, RAVAGE ON EVERYONE, HERE'S THE BLACKHOLE AS WELL. LIGHTOFHEAVEN, HE TURNS IT AROUND, RAVAGE AS WELL, STOLEN BY DENDI. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 HEROES DEAD, 5 HEROES DEAD, CHUAN TRYING TO SURVIVE, CHUAN'S GONNA GO DOWN. PUPPEY TALKED ABOUT THE NAGA COUNTER, IT'S LIGHTOFHEAVEN WITH HIS BKB. THEY TURNED IT AROUND. STANDING OVATION FROM THE CROWD

>>121992956
>when dota was good with rubick and puck mid

>>121992956
literally the only good thing that came out of the jew and lumi

>>121992956
post the youtube link

u know whichone

>>121992956
god dota is so shit right now

>>121993062
Amen
Carry mids are the cancer of which this game should be cleansed

>>121993117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDaJes0T1Ig

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H- hey?

>>121992956
>Literally 4-5k plays now

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>>121993203
Hey

>>121993062
>>121993095
>>121993117
>>121993135
>baaaaw I want navi to be good again and all pro players to be awful shitters again

all I read

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Dazzle - Cum Cumrags

>>121993062
>>121993136

i fucking hated it when he nerfed rubick

like what the fuck, hes super shit as support

>>121993302
>people get nostalgic

oh wait, youll never have that feel since YOURE A FUCKING NEWSHIT

>>121993365
unfortunately I've been here for much longer than you, it's just that I'm not a brain dead crybaby retard complaining about everything like most of you redditors.

>>121992956
>you will never see lightofheaven doing hyper clutch plays again

>>121993469
>>121993302
(You)

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>>121990826
real op here, ill use that qt

>>121993469
feels bad aussies will never get to TI isn't it?

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Post your favourite player.

Pic related.

>>121993580
I don't know who's that but he's cute

>>121992102
>No buldge
>2/10

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How many dicks did Puppey and/or Cyborgmatt have to suck to get that easy group?

>>121989216
>you wasted other people's time
>so now we get to waste your time
great game dotards

>>121993356
"Justice is cum"
- Omniknight, 2004
"Your time has cum"
- Jereziah, 2010
"Your time... is cum"
- Omniknight, 2015

What did they mean by this?

What is all this drama about Ritsu about did I miss something

>>121994040
He doxed and stalked Beesa and his family, and started/took part in a DC hate chat.

>>121994040
He hates Aui or something

>>121994040
he is shitting on streets and people thinkits bad...

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>One times two times three plus...what do YOU want?

>>121994040
Hes raping and impregnating our women, spreading his sri lankan brown manlet inferior genes.

>>121994040
which thread are you reading

>>121994241

why was he so obnoxious

like rofl ur a peon shut the fuck up

>>121990826
check it out
http://steamcommunity.com/id/looking4lulz

>>121994241
i have been chosen! by they big metal hand in the sky

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Evening lads, just a reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE

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>his team can only win honeypot lans

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>see the radiant team
>you are on it
what do?

>>121994305
puking ina mo ka
bismode nako

>>121991932
>Implying DC wouldn't get shitstomped too.

>>121994401
What is a honeypot lan?

>>121985256
Shit groups holy fuck

A and C are piss easy for the favorites, B is hell to predict and D china strong

>>121994662
bad lans with bad prizepools which come before good lans with good prizepools (e.g. 7 figure prizepool)

bad teams reveal strats at honeypot lans to win them and then lose at real events

often this is because they are assblasted at having been blown the fuck out at a real event! A vicious cycle indeed.

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>>121993618
she*

>>121985005
>being more inaccurate on purpose
I know why youre 3k senpai

>>121994662
a meme that morons use to excuse teams shitting the bed.

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What went right?

Apparently cold embrace doesn't count to hero healing