/utg/ - Undertale General

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WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DICK

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Reminder that Chara committed suicide

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Post Chara!

fuck chara post more of those funny posts from last thread

Give me your bones

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Best Dad Guy.

>>121972686
Only if you give me some of your spiders

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ALL THE SKELETONS FOR GASTER

>>121966663
has anyone here ever been hurt by a monster lately?

i've been severely burned by some flame people before.

>>121972717
They're all over my dick please help

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>>121972182
No, you really don't.

>>121972298
I thought it was a joke by the artist, but apparently it isnt a joke. It gets worse.

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>>121972691
Twice the bara dads.
Twice as perfect.

Is there any Reader/Papyrus/Sans/Gaster smut?

>>121972803
Just give them to me
I want to have spiders on my dick

>>121972658
Muffet.

Pay her back for the handjob or spider infestation will continue.

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>>121972679
>fuck chara

THE WORDS OF A HERETIC

>>121972753
I heard some guy got his shit slapped at an anime convention

>>121972753
Some little armless kid kept being an annoying shit so I shoved him off when he started bumping into me.

he said I dropped his 'HP' to '1' then quivered and sat there until another monster sprinted over and shoved a pie into his face.

The fuck?

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>>121972818

Rather see him with his big fat wife.

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>>121972380

>>121972753
> severely burned by some flame people
That's weird m8.
A random girl made of green fire tried to hug me the other day after I gave her an umbrella while it was raining and it only felt really warm. Are you sure you didn't hurt them before?

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>>121972849
>Reader/Papyrus/Sans/Gaster
>Not just Papyrus/Sans/Gaster

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No one talks about the (2nd) best shop keepers.

>>121972753
I tripped over a rock that turned out to be a monster once. It was more my fault, and I felt pretty guilty. The rock apologized, but my knee was pretty fucked up for a while.

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>Howdy!

>um...w-worship!

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Who drew this? I need more new Professor Sans art.

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>>121972876
im sorry sir have a chara please no purge

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>>121972986
I know. It's god damn great, isn't it?

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>>121972912

>hard mode
>tsunderplane is replaced with yanderplane

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PRAISE

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>>121973007

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I've finally found a Death by Glamour cover that captures the energy of the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHhe8begOQk

Post David Bowiebots, I only have a handful of gifs of him posing.

>>121973021
Sans in any new outfit really turns me on. Lab coat, tuxedo, business casual, mafia.
What have I become?

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>>121973125

>>121973056
That Chara's too flat

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Better cap from that earlier thread because the guy that originally capped it didn't include everything and included unnecessary posts made by himself

Honestly, I preferred life with the barrier unbroken and things predictable and logical

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i never remember how to cross thread reply but thanks for the imgur Doogle

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>>121972818
>>121972908
Bara love is pure

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>>121972691

Really wish there was more art of goat dad and mom doing stuff aside toriel being mean and shit.

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>>121973076

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>>121966663
>Alone at home one night
>Browsing /vg/ 'cause I'm a useless piece of shit
>Suddenly have to shit
>Leave room
>Walk down hallway
>Walk past the one door in my hallway that leads to the kitchen
>Go to bathroom
>Do what I came to do
>Leave bathroom
>Walk down hallway
>Walk past the two doors in my hallway that lead to the kitchen and-
>Wait, what
>Between the two doors in my hallway, the one to my room and the one to the kitchen, is a third door that wasn't there before
>Open door
>Inside is a small, gray room
>Horrifying melting skeleton man standing in the middle looking at me
>Just stare at him for a minute, too scared to speak
>Finally, ask: "What do you want?"
>"MAILBOX AIRPLANE SCISSORS SNOWFLAKE AIRPLANE FLAG"
>What the fuck
>Ask him again what he wants
>He clears his throat
>I can see the bare bones of this neck moisten with the mysterious black goo covering him


>"Y̶̜̰͈̊Ò̰̦̠̞̖͉̮̅̈ͬ̿̑ͧ͂́͜͡U̓̉̂̂҉̱̭̺R̒̇͛ͦ̔͏̱̲̯̠ͅ ̶̡̪̻͙̂ͨ͛̏ͨ̔ͦ͘S͙̏͌̈́̎͛ͧͤ͘͢K̟̪̪͓̈́̐̿ͬ͘͜͠I̜̯̼ͯ͋͊ͪ͜N̶̦͋̄̉͆̈́"

>Nope the fuck out of there
>Door disappears as soon as I close it
>For a while all is well
>Then, one other night, I hear some weird sounds
>I think they're coming from the kitchen
>Sounds of water boiling, and pots being stirred
>When I finally investigated I saw another skeleton man
>He offered me a plate of spaghetti
>The stuff was so burnt and raw at the same time that I new this was some kind of trap; that it was poisoned somehow
>Nope the fuck out again

That was about 3 hours ago, and I can still hear him "Nye heh heh!"-ing. What should I do, /x/?

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>>121972735
cute Gaster best Gaster

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>>121973128

Favulous~

>>121973178
i'm quite fine with the monsters anon.

life felt like it was getting a bit too mundane.

>>121973214
Flirt with the tall spaghetti skeleton

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>>121973232
You better fucking believe he is.

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>>121973190
What about this?

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>>121973256
>>121973128

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>>121973205

>>121973178
It's weird. Life actually feels happier with monsters around, even if it is a complete mess.

>>121971481
I think I'll do it what's the worst that could happen?

>>121972510
That settles it then.

>>121973214
Ask for his phone number, then call it.
His brother will pick up, ask him to come bring him home.

This has apparently happened to a lot of people.

>>121973174
Is this somebody's headcanon?

It's kind of neat.

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>>121973174
good times, it feels like it just happened yesterday

>>121973214
I've heard rumors of this dude before.
He doesn't appear to be actually hostile. Just stay safe anon.

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>>121973128
>that essay

what are the advantages of having a goat dad and a goat mom?

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>>121973128

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>>121973141
It's okay anon, I'm the same.

I think it just amplifies his laidback confidence somehow, even though it's smarter clothes.

I love classy Pap, too.

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>>121973190

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More monster society integration stories, those were funny.

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>>121973214
Do not flirt with the ghost skeleton mans sun he will literally steal your skeleton and also some skin.

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>>121973370
>Advantage to goat mom
Is best mom

>Advantages to goat dad
There are none, all he does is water flowers and kill children

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>>121973292
I want to hug and comfort him

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>>121972912
Wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

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>>121973182
Just copy the number of the post and reply like you usually would.
>>121973214
I have met the second skeleton. he isn't bad or dangerous just kinda weird and overly enthusiastic.
Don't treat him too roughly, he's like a little kid.

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>>121973441

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>>121973443
lets back up and rethink this anon

>http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/72800108?page=5

>Actually yeah, you're right about that.
>My info says there was some cheating going on, you can read up on it here.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc

Can... can I kiss this man?

>be a fire man
>just moved up from the underground
>first day at my new workplace
>all my coworkers are asking if they can cook food with me as a heat source
just fuck my shit up

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>>121973449

>>121973443
toriel is one of the worst mom in games

>>121973531
Is this that same tumblr fag who can't stand a pairing so much he actually gets mad?

>>121973389
I have a flower in my lawn too
He keeps trying to give me some "friendliness pellets"
Does anyone familiar with monster drugs know what he's talking about?

>>121973431
I̶̛̖̳͍̥͈͒͊ͭ̓ ̢̛̯̖͙̭͕̱̲͓͚͑̏̀̏̆J͈̣͛́̀̊́̚U̺̞͎͈̦͓̩̰͔ͫ̌ͨ̄ͮ͋͒̌́͝Ṣ̘̤͇͍͖̗͖̬̎̄T̨͍̮ͯ͌͑̉͗͐̕ ̛̯͍̠̟̥͖̱͌ͣ̒̓Ẉ̨̖̤̲̲͈̥̯ͭ̄ͩ͋̽͑̀A̷̛̭̠̋͆̍ͤ̅̑̅̌ͅN̢̪̞̙̫͎̲̜̈ͭ̊̓͛ͣ͑̀͢T̲͖̘̓ͮ͠ ̷̧̛̬̱̤̱̜̜̪̓̽̐ͩ̄ͭ̉̚A̴̹̟̝̿ͤ͒̌͌͌̅̚ ̵̰͙̲͈̭̳͐̒̇͗ͥ͜F̷̵̖̲̮̼̣ͨ͐͊ͨ͒ͩ̚͡ͅͅE̸̶̱̬͉̬̭ͬ͐͋͆ͮ͒̽W̷̢̡̖ͬ̀ͩ̐̑̄ͅ ̢̤̠̣͆̂ͬ̊S̢̬̼̝͙̥̔ͩ͌ͬ̆̎́͜Ḱ̴̩̗͉̾̀E̜̦̟̖̞̰̐̌̄L͙̥̳̟̹̆̾̃͆̅̚̚͜͟͝E̝͎̩̹̼͛ͪ̉̓̆̈́̊͝͡ͅT̡͇̯̮̖̀̆̈́̋́͠ͅÖ́͊͂ͮ͘͏̱͔͓̟N̺̭̖̠̈́̿̏̓̾̿S̩̼͎ͪ̋ͮͧ̄́́͝.͚̰̠͗͐͘

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>>121973586
That's what you get for being hot, bro.

>>121973562
>that one post saying they can't know what sites are being used to access gamefaqs
>when it's a default feature for many website providers to give you information on how many people are coming from what website and when

>>121973621
gaster pls go

>>121973616
I think that's just, like, how monsters do sex, man.
He's probably coming onto you.

>>121973610
No idea, it's some Russian person who seems to mostly like pokemon, is that who you're talking about?

>>121973374
>see through area for heart
I really like this concept.

>>121973695
I love how they're blaming tumblr, but it was us

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>>121973596

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Some quick googling / searching the wiki didn't answer. What makes Death by Glamour sometimes play slower?

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Where were you when Toby Fox decided to abandon the game that gave him an identity outside of "that guy who made some Homestuck music"?

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Have you worshipped Asriel's legs today /utg/?

>>121973531
I'd honestly love to see more Asriel/Sans stuff. If sans learned that Asriel reset shit like Frisk did, he'd probably freak out.

>>121973752
>IT WAS ME
>I SKEWED THE POLLS
>ME

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Reposting a edit of some nice art that was ruined by big noses.

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>>121973621
I know, buddy. We're trying to do a donation drive but you know how people are.

>>121973832
Someone make a MTT edit of the "IT WAS ME, DIO" image.

>>121973586
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO FIREPROOF AN ENTIRE HOUSE

>>121973706
Well, I suppose he is kind of cute, in a way
If he's there tomorrow I'll try some of his "friendliness pellets"

And maybe give him a little something in return
I mean, he does have a mouth

>>121973621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9exB1XR10ck

>>121973562
>guy makes thread bitching about something
>is well known enough that he gets immediately called out by name as a whiny bitch
It's good to see gamefaqs never changed.

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Why do people want Asgore to get back together with Toriel when there's a perfectly fine alternative right there

>>121973770
right, as opposed to just "that guy who made Undertale"

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>have pixiv account
>post su fanart (then)
>a few likes
>start posting my Undertale fanart
>suddenly I'm getting heart-eye emoticon messages and lots of new westaboo followers

Feels good, man.

>Your Best Nightmare has awesome metal covers, but Finale doesn't
Send help.

>>121973763
I like these. How their scaring the fuck out of each other and both going AAAAAAAAAAA!

>"Ooohhh God... It's all... yellow with squinty eyes... Ohhhhh! I want off this ride! :("

>>121973383
I feel like this describes it perfectly. He's so complex, and the clothes can really accentuate that. Why am I so thirsty for skeleton dick?

>>121973956
As opposed to anyone who is "that X who did Y".

He should be happy. Most people don't even get to the "who did" part.

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>>121973886
>build an entire house made of asbestos
>no human can ever visit because cancer
>tfw Grillby will never get a Girlby because he is fire

>>121973214
>go to gym after class, like always
>some monsters there, no big deal.
>there's this one fish bitch bench pressing like 400 lbs
>she's not even that buff
>finishes her set, puts the weights back
>on her way out she grabs the biggest machine she can and suplexes it into the ground
>everyone is too scared of her to say anything
What do?

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>>121973749
thats how ive always pictured it

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>>121973937
Because Asgore got shitted so hard in the "good ending"

Also Asriel told you take care of mom and dad, if that doesnt scream "get mom and dad back asap" I dont know what does.

>>121973586
>be firefighter
>fire man moves into my departments jurisdiction
>senile old woman keeps calling us to report a man on fire
>it's just this monster cunt trying to get his mail each morning
put that bitch in a home already

where is the muffet smut.

>>121973985
Oh, how do you tag things and stuffs and upload pics? I want to make a a pixiv account myself but can't read moonrunes

>>121974072
its even Alphys #1 ship

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>>121974072
>If that doesnt scream "get mom and dad back asap"
I personally interpreted that to mean you should make sure they are happy and safe, not necessary together. But that's just me

>>121973770
>abandon
Do you really think this way?

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>>121974072
But if he's going to get shat on, then why shouldn't he find love elsewhere instead of trying to force it with the woman who tried to raise the children he killed as her own? That's a ton of bad blood right there that's not gonna be going away easily.

>Isn't it interesting how he just happens to know that it's equal numbers from tumblr, reddit, and 4chan? How would he be able to know something like that? Oh, because he's lying.

Okay I didn't give a fuck before but now I do. This is hilarious.

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>>121973586

>>121974060
Was that the image that the artist gave people the okay to blow up and print on a body pillow?

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>>121974042
>will never get a Girlby
But what about another girl made of fire like him?

>>121974190

>hard mode is in the game but unfinished
>gaster is in the game but has almost literally no explanation as to who or what he is

>"i'm not going to work on this game anymore"

that's abandonment to me, compadre

>You will never inject monsters with determination

>>121974250
Why does Grillby wear glasses
He doesn't have eyes

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>>121973323
>>121973352
>I came to realize that, being a skeleton, he probably isn't too strong
>So I decided I'd fight him out of my house
>Grabbed a boxing glove, ran out of my room into the kitchen and charged at him
>He started throwing shiny blue bones at me
>I freaked out, tried to dodge them, and slipped on the pasta sauce lying all over the floor
>Blacked out
>Woke up back in my bedroom with a note from skeleton man, saying I was his prisoner now
>So I called the brother skeleton like you suggested
>He was actually a pretty nice, helpful guy
>Gave me advice on how "blue attacks" work
>Try to fight skeleton again
>Keeps throwing blue bones at me
>I keep still
>Start attacking him
>Do a lot of damage, I think
>But he keeps throwing bones at me, one hits me in the head, and I black out again
>Wake up a prisoner in my own bedroom again
>I tried calling his brother again
>He gave me some more "friendly advice"
>Told me that if I kept going the way I am now, then I was going to have a bad time

So now I'm still trapped in my own room
Skeleton keeps sliding junior jumble puzzles under my door. He keeps trying to slide plates of spaghetti under my door, too.

The worst part about all of this is that spaghetti is my favorite food. But even the few loose strands that make it through my door are undercooked, overcooked, somehow frozen in ice, or a combination.

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Who do you think Alphys ships Mettaton with? She does write fanfic of her friends, after all, there's no way she doesn't write trashy stories of MTT banging someone or vice-versa.

>>121974095
There's an English language registration now.

>>121974293
>Believing Gaster would ever have an explanation

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>>121973141
Did you see this one yet?

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>>121974039
If you want me to actually answer that, I'll never shut up.

>>121974095
right click > translate to English (on chrome) is your friend. Also theres image tutorials.

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>>121974141
>>121974162

Besides If I was Toriel and Asgore I wouldnt want to out live another child, maybe even give him a brother or sister, just try our best to live above ground and try to make the best of it.

Delta ruin was fate no? Asgore Toriel and Asriel got fucked by fat hard, fate had it's way why not mend what was broken.

Tell you the truth makes me mad knowing every reality the goat family was always meant to suffer.

Wont be over night but I would love to see some comics about the road to healing, maybe not make Toriel such a bitch like people make her out to be.

>>121974303
>injecting monsters with determination
They would fucking melt anon. Why would you want to kill those you wish to bone?

>>121972553
So why did Sans go down so easily to Asriel in true pacifist?

He talked all this big shit on the genocide run.

>>121974320
stop trying to kill the guy and talk with him

>>121974281
That's his daughter you sick fuck

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Okay soriel is out of the question.
But what about sansgore

>>121974362
Neato. Thanks

>>121974320
Should of flirt with the skeleton, brah

>>121974320
Do not murder the skeleton anon, keep avoiding his attacks until he gets tired of fighting. Maybe you two could become friends that way?

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>>121974387
Don't care as long as the porn's good and as long as they're not autists who insist it's canon.

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>>121974090
I wrote stuffit the muffet finally, it should be found in the pastebin, Lewds are tba

>>121974354
Not that anon, but I like it.
Sans' eyes are a bit dopey but other than that it's cute.
Thanks friend.
any more?

>>121974281
where is all the art if these two
some guy asks for it almost every thread yet when he isn't here stuff just pops up

>>121974326
Everyone
Including herself and the player

>>121974354
Dang, I likw this one a lot too. Effortless but still a little more mature.

>>121974041
He probably has the means to do whatever he wants now, so I figure we're going to get some other nice stuff from him. Undertale doesn't have to be his absolute best work forever.

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>>121973174
Ayy that was sum gud headcannons

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>>121974387
can i get sauce on that pic

>>121973214
I have this flower in my lawn, it keeps saying something about love and family members, it creeps me out.

>>121974363
thats why i will read any fic about Tori and Asgore trying to make up above ground.

shame theres so few right now

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>>121974387
I'm going to need a source on that pal!

>>121974362
>If you want me to actually answer that, I'll never shut up.
Answer it anyways, I'm curious

>monsters are weak to intent
>intent to kill them will kill them easier
Therefore, intent to fuck them will...?

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Post more sex robot, please.
I need all the lewd Mettaton pastebins, anons. ALL OF THEM. Preferably with smooching.

>>121974518
Does he try to give you "friendliness pellets" too?

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>>121969580
As ridiculous as the request sounded, I did it but then put a twist on it.

Papyrus just wants to play a racing game, but Chara wont be controlled so easily.

>>121974293
I guess the thing with Gaster is more like meta 4th wall breaking. -He was literally obliterated from time- so only fragments he ever existed remain to be datamined. And when I mean obliterated I mean not even the player is allowed to know.

It's a little similar to a miniseries called the Lost Room where something like this happened. Because things were ripped from the universe the viewer never gets to understand.

>>121974560
Monster sex is just monsters firing their love into each others' souls. Thus, intent to fuck, through a human's more powerful soul, should cause physical contact to have a similar effect on a monster.

>>121974560
Make them hornier, maybe?
Oh fuck, I wasn't curious about having sex with a monster before but now I do. Thank you anon.

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>>121974326
She's probably behind Papyton

>>121974592
Yes, I especially hate it when it starts saying messed up things while doing the cutesy face. It keeps saying that I'm a failure to everyone.

>>121974383
NOW YOU'RE JUST EGHING THEM ON
/r/ing hot grillby incest

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>>121974530
Well, I had a feeling saving this for future use would come in handy.

>>121973182
yw

>>121974354
I'd like to think they were a little like Johnny Quest going on weekly adventures. Before Dr. Quest blew his pieces all over time and space. :(

>>121974549
Blue board

Anyone got that picture of Papyrus embracing the fallen child at the end of a genocide run?

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>>121974606
DAMNIT I DID IT AGAIN

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>>121974560
>intent to impregnate

Continuation of my Disney World experience with monsters from last thread.

>Make it to Rock N Rollercoaster
>Barely any time left.
>Scan my band and make a run for it.
>Stop just in time to avoid bumping into people
>Some skeleton dudes ahead of me.
>One is a tall, buff one while the other is a short and bulky one.
>The tall one acts childish and talks about spaghetti and pasta all the time. The bulky one is smooth, cool one who makes lots of puns
>I can audibly hear people laughing at his puns in line.
>The childish tall one seems to not like his puns.
>Bulky one continues to make puns eitherway
>Make it to the end of the line.
>Get in the ride vehicle
>Seated next to some tiny flame guy
>"Hey Anon, if you see me again, just remember my name"
>What is your name eitherway?
>"Flames Heatsman"
>He just shuts up immediately after that.
>Skeleton dudes are seated in the seats in front of me.
>Ride starts and we immediately hit 60 MPH.
>A bone hits me in the face
>"crap papyrus i think i lost a small piece of my finger bone"
>"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT SANS WE CAN GET A REPLACEMENT BONE!!"
>"those are pretty expensive though. gonna take a bit to save up for one"
>Ride ends
>Bone is somehow still intact in my seat
>Decide to pick it up and give it to the blue hoodie skeleton
>"I believe this is yours."
>"oh man thank you. i was worried that i would have to buy a replacement bone. i really owe you a lot"
>"Anytime man."
>"say how about i take you and my brother papyrus out to that one restaurant down sunset drive? i'll pay for the food"
>"Sure man, thanks for the offer"
>"you're welcome."
>"by the way, my name is sans if you didn't pick that up from the conversation me and my bro papyrus had in the seat in front of you"

>>121974606
>>121974794
beautiful

https://strawpoll.me/5977343
Who has the best hips?

Which Amalgalm would you?

>>121966663
>Out playing in the park with my little sister, she's just turned six
>She falls off the swing and starts crying
>Before I can go help her, some giant fucking goat man with a little golden crown appears, picks her up and dusts her off like nothing
>'There there! Human children are stronger than they know, you'll be quite alright!'
>She stops crying and smiles at him
>He gets all randomly choked up, excuses himself and fucks off
>I see him at the park a lot, come to think of it, but I don't think any of the kids are his
I'm suspicious of the fucker. Maybe he's looking for one to eat or something.

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>>121974519

Tell me about, I wish I didn't care, I wish I never played this game, this it what it feels like to like a character hated by normies and tumblr.

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We've had some voice stuff before, but I want to know? What do you think Gaster sounds like? Fan art is probably tainting my view, but I think pre-accident Gaster sounds like Desmong Lockheart from PL

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/9/9a/Desmond_Lockheart_about_his_Story.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20110627163236

Post-accident Gaster probably sounds like the Event Horizon Transmission though

>>121974354
>>121974362
Thanks, my fellow skelefuckers.
I wish you could date Sans in the game instead of Papyrus.

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>>121974679
>Not Mettapants

>>121974841
Snowey's Mom.
I would also double Shyren with Lemon Bread.

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Howdy!

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>>121974875
He would be voiced by this dude!

>>121974723
Honestly why do people (usually girls) feel the need to tell everyone what they are, unrelated to the conversation?
"inb4 u gay, am grill" no one fucking cares, fuckface

>>121974850
I still pick 'places to go' and pretend it means i'm living with Asgore every true pacifist.

Toriel can go away. Asgore needs hugs.

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>>121974794
Amazing, good job anon. Maybe you should sleep, that kind of mistakes tend to happen when you are tired.
>>121974752
>Papyrus embracing the fallen child at the end of a genocide run?
You mean stopping a genocide run at the end of Snowdin or an AU where Paps survives until the end of that route?

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>>121974463
I think all the other ones I have I got specifically from here. Possibly from you. If so then thank you buddy.

So where are the dataminers looking for Gaster?

Or has the game been scrubbed clean already?

>>121974849
I've seen him at a park before too.

He has a wife and a human kid of his own too. His wife is a bit passive-aggressive and his kid is just silent all the time. Otherwise they seem like a pretty happy family.

>>121974723
Why would you share that with us? The amount of Tumblr in that post makes me fucking cringe as a bonefag.

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>>121974562
>King Mettaton ending
>Alphys commits suicide
>No one left who can perform maintenance on MTT's body
>It's only a matter of time before he breaks down and there's no one who can fix him.

>>121974516
>>121974523
http://i.imgur.com/pGzHcKE.jpg

Opinions on people who pronounce "Undyne" as "Undeen" and "Alphys" as "Alphise"

Holy shit, I just realised something.

We're the anti-/FN@F/. Instead of being sustained by a constant flow of new games and updates and DLC, we're sustained by our hopes and dreams that we may one day get an update.

>>121974276
yea the large version doesnt have a watermark

>>121975074
Should be lined up and shot

>>121975074
I sat that, so I get real sad when I think about them

>>121971164
Idunno anon, do you want to read about so sorry literally getting the shit fucked out of him?

>>121974457
I CANT FIND IT

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

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>>121975104

False hope is hope none the less.

>>121974875
Crashboombanger souds just like I imagined him. Warm, fatherly, and unintentionally spooky.

http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/132421759487

http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/132461300632

>>121974894
Yeah... about that

>tfw you want to date both of them
>tfw you romanticise and sexualise the skeletons

>>121975002
If it were actually "tumblr," then it would be accusing the skelefuckers of necrophilia.

I've seen people say the dumbest shit, trust me.

>>121974968
>that kind of mistakes tend to happen when you are tired.
Nah, the thing I'm using doesnt make canvases automatically white as far as I'm aware. I just forgot again so I had to fix it. But ya I'm going to bed.

>>121975074
I alternate between "Al-phees" and "Al-fiss." Can't quite seem to decide.

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Wonder how far this will actually go

>>121975104
Chalk up another successful example of the horseshoe theory.

>>121975169
Here you go! Free of charge! Ahuhuhu~
pastebin.com/2wcyFHSy
Let me know what you think!

>>121975215
correct answer is D

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>>121974982
>Or has the game been scrubbed clean already?
Mostly. It's unlikely anything else will be found by now.

>>121975178
Of course they exist but they're a small minority compared to all the Sansfuckers on there who will literally Mary Sue themselves into a relationship with him.

>>121975253
You sure? I could have sworn it was C.

>>121975074
anyone who pronounces undyne wrong is just retarded. that pronunciation for alphys is actually canon according to toby (i still dont like it)
what really bothers me is when people say "alphius"

>>121974723
Dude I just wanna say I love your opinion and I think it's a great explanation of why Sans is so awesome. I wrote a similar one a few days ago.
I can't get Sans out of my mind, I feel like I'm going crazy.

>>121975215
Someone tried that in the early days, they got to like 6 digits or something before giving up, it doesn't change.

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>>121973214
because I had to

>>121966663
>Be me.
>Work at grocery store.
>These weird cat-dog like things walk into the store one day.
>Asking for 'Temmie flakes.'
>Apologize for not having any.
>Now they won't leave.
>Also, the vegetable aisle is invaded by talking vegetables that shoot magic green vegetables at people for food.
I lost control of my life, the monsters just made me realize it sooner.

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>>121975186
Goodnight anon, sweet dreams.

>>121975308
Wait seriously?
Huh, Alphys totally looks like it should be pronounced "al-fiss". But hey, if the boss says so.

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>>121975178
>http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/132421759487

Yeah, it would be awesome because I can NOT see Sans and not think of THIS dude's voice. Which is similar.

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>>121975342
>I lost control of my life, the monsters just made me realize it sooner.
Not all monsters are bad, Anon. Actually, I can think of one who I think you'd relate to.

>>121975342
Oh shit, I have a few of those guys living/infesting my basement.
I'm not really sure what to do about it, but they aren't hurting anything and I never use the basement anyway so I guess they can stay.
they don't even eat the temmie flakes, they just play with them

>>121975074
It's pronounced Houdini and All-puss.

>>121974968
It's one of those "sans died first and papyrus faces you at the end" pictures, but its the only one ive ever seen that actually has pap still trying to change them, and apparently it worked

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I want to pants Asriel and lightly tease him while he desperately tries to defend his choice of childish underpants, and then hug him in a tight embrace while his pants are still down.

Anyone have less 'funny' stories about monsters?

I actually grew up around some. Most kids my age ended up being separated because of how the schools were segregated at first, but I ended up in kind of a special case, a little 100-person elementary in rural Washington. When I was 9, I had a couple monster friends-- you can call them A and B? This wasn't a long time after they were released from Ebott, so it was still new to me, and I was being a little bit conditioned to think 'these are something to be afraid of'. So I had friends, but they scared me a little, y'know?

So we were having a history class, and I guess the teacher wanted to be a little progressive, 'cause he was talking about the Monster War, trying to be as open and friendly as possible. A was in the class, B wasn't. People are talking a lot about the meaning of 'fighting with your emotions', and... I dunno, tension gets really high when that's the subject, or at least it did when kids didn't know how powerful they could be. I was one of those kids. I blurted out in the middle of class and said something, uh... some kind of joke about using magic? The kind of thing that came out as way more hurtful than I meant. A starts getting really mad at me, this tall kid, looked like a raspberry with four arms. I don't get what he's saying until he's halfway through trying to hit me.

Will continue in a sec.

>>121975410
he did specifically say he doesnt care if people say it differently

>>121975641

what fresh new face of autism is this

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>>121975272
Eh, at least some of them are self-aware. I'm more annoyed by the prudes who hate any smut - it's not like its overrwriting canon or something.

And they're more prevalent than you think.

Either way, I'm too embarrassed to ever post self-insert stuff, let alone draw it most of the time.

>>121975316
Thanks lil buddy

>>121975424
Once I heard his Papyrus there was no going back.

He's also literally the ONLY fan-va that convinces me that these are actually the characters behind the screen and not some dude trying too hard at the mic. Tough luck, paper-mario-wiki.

>>121975342
>Dating hot monster chick
>parents don't approve
>saying inter-species love is wrong
>they'll never understand

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Knight vigilante Papyrus > Burnt Papyrus

>>121974941
No!

>>121975379
Thanks anon, you've filled me with some determination.

>>121975680
This tropic has gone too far
Continue

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>>121975527
I like this one personally.

>>121975641
The teacher realizes what's happening, tries to bring the situation down, but it's too late. A swings at me, I back up a little and push him into his desk. I guess I was actually angry or something, 'cause it was like the room had just heard a gunshot. They all went silent. A started crying, wailing, screaming as loud as he could. I'd hurt him... really bad. I hurt his soul. I didn't get what that meant at the time.

I got suspended and lost pretty much all my friends except B. He was probably the smallest kid there, and everyone treated him like shit, even if they were monsters, too. I think he stuck with me because he didn't have anyone else. He came over to my house and just kind of... limped in. It was a bad atmosphere, 'cause I knew I had fucked up, to this level that nothing could really fix, but we chatted anyway. B was somebody that taught me a lot about... I dunno, controlling emotions and violent thoughts, no matter how calm or tame they seemed. We talked a while, and then my parents got nervous that a monster was in the house and sent him back home.

It's been a while. A eventually forgave me, but... things never really felt fixed. B's stuck with me the whole way, though, so I'm a lot less of a douchebag around monsters. Can't even start to think about what would have happened if I actually dusted A.

>>121975692
Why are you ranking Papyruses instead of enjoying all Papyruses?

>>121975598
Everbody does.

>>121975697
What? The thought of the Bogeyman coming up on me and night and then telling me about String Theory for an hour makes me giggle.

papyrus no longer believes in you....

>>121975680
You created this
You allowed this to be

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>>121975692
Supportive and loyal Papyrus who is always there for you when you need him > Any other Papyrus

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>>121975820

>>121975598
>>121975820
What kind of embarrassing briefs would Asriel wear? Of course they're briefs because he's an innocent 8-year-old boy and all of them wear briefs.

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>>121975850
But what if I still believe in Papyrus?

>>121975850
Impossible.

>>121975820
I'd definitely want to do that to AsYOU EXPECTED ASGORE BUT IT WAS ME, STALE MEME-IO!

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>>121975820
>that elongated torso
what am I looking at, like I know frisk is sucking him off and all, but what the fuck is up with his torso, he looks way too tall while his arms are way too short.
source anyway?

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>>121975850
IMPOSSIBLE!!
THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS UNBREAKABLE!!

>>121975783
Pretty good.

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how has no one done this, "Madjick wearing a magical girl outfit," yet?

unless someone has

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>>121975850
BELIEVE IN PAPYRUS WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

>>121975783
>a small shove caused critical damage
confirmed for never happened
only psycho murderers can gain significant LOVE, especially to that point

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>>121975883
Objective correct answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNsxBL-OeI

daily reminder of hurry the fuck up toby we need a papyrus last boss

>>121975905
Star print boxer briefs

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>>121975932
Memes only get stale when you stop believing, Anon.

>>121974801
>we go out to eat at the diner
>"i'll take a salad. nothing else"
>"what do you want anon?"
>"2 things of fries and a cheeseburger"
>"papyrus?"
>"SPAGHETTI!"
>"uhh"
>"SCRATCH THAT. 300 PLATES OF SPAGHETTI WITH PASTA AND MEATBALLS!"
>"papyrus"
>"SCRATCH THAT TOO. DOUBLE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID!"
>"they don't sell spaghetti here at hollywood studios"
>"WHAT?"
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY HAVE TO SELL SPAGHETTI HERE?"
>"sorry sans but that's not here in this park."
>The childish skeleton then just started having a fit of rage.
>"just deliver our meal to our table. we'll sort it out there"
>Meal is delivered
>Discuss with Papyrus with his spaghetti obsession and Sans about other stuff
>We finish our food
>"hey anon, it was nice to meet ya."
>"You too"
>"if you ever need to talk with me again, here's me and papyrus's phone numbers"
>"hope to see you soon anon"
>I missed my fastpass for Tower of Terror, but meh. I can skip it.
>It's nearly show-time for Fantasmic and the entrance is right next to where I'm dining at.
>I scurry on over to the entrance of Fantasmic and make my way down the path
>I run around some people and monsters
>I slow down in order to avoid tiring myself out. I want to enjoy Fantasmic and not die of exhaustion.
>Notice the same flower I saw earlier looking at me with the most ugly grimace a man could imagine.
>Adrenaline rush sets in and I start making a run for it. I can hear an evil laugh in the background.
>Stop again out of pure fear and see the flower to my left in the bushes with beady, glowing eyes.
>I just hightail it and got seated for the show ASAP.
>I have decent seats. I have a good view of the arena.
>See the same little prodigy kid I met earlier wearing the striped shirt sitting far away from me with his goat parents.
>He waves at me.
>I wave back.
>Pre-show begins
>I just sit there the whole time groaning.
>Kid from across is still looking at me weirdly
>Shudder a bit
>Show finally begins

Let's talk politics.

>>121976167
when's the skeleton gonna talk to the fish lady

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>>121976094
Amen to that.

Even evil needs a savior.

chara vs frisk when?

>>121976167
Asgore is definitely a better ruler than Toriel, hell, even Alphys would be.

Your turn.

>>121976167
How would monsters react to caliphate?

>>121976160
>fans continue to write/draw Papyrus as a retard

Papyrus doesn't like spaghetti that much, christ.

He's mainly making it for other people.

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>>121976167
So I guess the government scientists can resurrect the dead now.
Thoughts on that?

>>121976190
Which skeleton and about what would they talk with the fish lady?

>walking through park
>see's sparkling valuable looking glass orb in the grass
>face brightens up at finding such an awesome trinket
>go to pick it up and place in pocket
>hand then feels a sensation of fur in pocket
>grabs holds of fur and suddenly a Pomeranian flies out literally from my pocket
>takes orb from my hand and flies away with orb, when some weird loud song starts playing
>dog flies out of sight and song stops just as suddenly.
>damn annoying dogs, thats the 14th time this week I've lost what would easily make me several thousand.

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So did anyone figure out who Grandpa Semi is supposed to be?

>>121976349
both ny girlfriend and my sister died
now they're the same person and shit's gotten uncomfortable

>>121976301
I'm sorry, he's a literal retard. I love him to death but the fucker -is- spaghetti.

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>>121976160
Papyrus is not a spaghetti obsessed retard, he just happens to enjoy making spaghetti for other people.

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>>121976349
>resurrect the dead.
The amalgamates weren't dead when the experiments started.
>>121976445
>>121976301
>Papyrus is not obsessed with spaghetti
I keep seeing people mentioning that but never saw the dialogue that confirms it myself. At what point does Papyrus says or implies that?

>>121976416
You're the literal retard here for not understanding his characterization better. Jesus, are you from tumblr or something?

>>121976263
Asgore has the most charisma, easily, but is emotional and a little weak-willed

Toriel has the most balanced policies, but doesn't mind dirtying her hands with unsavory practices

Undyne is an inspiring military leader, but probably pretty bad at non-wartime politics

Papyrus has almost as much charisma as Asgore and a lot more self-confidence, but even less political know-how and ability

Mettaton is a personality cult leader, and an absolutely unethical and terrible ruler

Alphys is literally a last resort, but well-rounded with Sans' support

Dog is dog

>>121976405
All this time I read it as Grand Pasemi

Could someone post that image macro that says, at incredible length, that it is not necessary to kill anyone in Undertale?

>sans

90 death...

I can't do it...

I reach the final move but my keyboard can't handle... I'm too slow.

I

I

>>121976535
>Mettaton
>a bad ruler
prepare to be black bagged

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>>121976598
it's ok to [pic related]

>>121976604
YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRU

>>121976535
>Toriel
>dirtying her hands

Doesn't all she EVER do is try and instate a 'humans are friends' policy, even if a human just an hour before massacred and murdered dozens upon dozens of monsters? I don't remember her ever getting her hands dirty.

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>>121976416
His vocabulary says otherwise. it's not like he communicates through grunts and Hulk-speak.

>>121976445
Glad to see that I'm not the only anon who's sick of his character flying over people's heads.

Why do people assume the outgoing ones can't be fleshed out

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>>121976597
This one?
>>121976598
Are you going to give up and reset?

>>121975820
why was that pic deleted?

>>121976409
Better than your girlfriend and your mom.

Well, better for you, a 2-in-1 would be practical for me.

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>>121976598
stay determined

>>121976445
>>121976405
I admit, I messed up a bit there. My bad

>>121976160
>Everything seems normal
>Mickey Mouse appears on stage
>This time, Mickey Mouse is portrayed by an actual mouse.
>I kek out loud in the stadium
>All animal characters in the show are portrayed by their respective animals.
>I don't know why it's funny but I just keep laughing.
>Show continues on as normally
>Finally over.
>Head for the exit of the park.
>Same flower is in a flower patch
>Flip him the bird.
>Makes the same grimace from earlier.
>Scurry out of the park.
>Taking my plane back home.
>Texting dudebro cat I met earlier
>"You never really told me your name or your nickname, bro. What is it?"
>"that's a story for another day"

>>121976263
I'm taking notes for the upcoming local elections.

>>121976634
alright, i was distracted when i was thinking about Toriel

She's definitely got the best head on her shoulders, and is also very charismatic, but she can be very out of touch with what the rest of the underground wants (pro-human policies in a high LV neutral run) and a tendency to run from hard choices

>>121976673
No... I'll keep trying.

But it feels impossible

>>121976682
It was badly cropped porn.

>>121976670
I meant more a social retard. You gotta admit he's awkward as fuck.

>Get into forum-argument with some anime fangirl, she's really into this old moeshit that no-one watches or cares about anymore
>She offers up highly spirited paragraphs of text about the virtues of it, I respond with rude single-sentences
>Think nothing of it, the next day I have like seventy messages in my inbox
>Apparently the girl has an SO who goes all internet tough guy on me, has sent me all of these threats about what he's going to do to my punk ass
>Send him a racist anti-monster image macro as a reply
>He claims some friend of his has tracked me down and he's going to beat the shit out of me for slandering his GF and 'making a mockery of the hopes and dreams of all monsterkind, nerd'
>I don't dignify it with a response, go about my normal NEET life until some pissed off fish thing crashes through my window the next day screaming about how the tsunami of justice has arrived
>Makes me play some fucking shitty bullet hell DDR minigame throwing spears at me
>At some point some faggot skeleton shows up and starts screaming about how we should all bond over the healing power of pasta and be friends
>Starts making pasta in my kitchen while fish thing leaps dramatically onto my coffee-table to deliver a speech
>Coffee-table breaks
Fuck monsters

Remember back when this was on kickstarter and the description was "A nice game where nothing bad happens."

>>121976767
>arguing on anime forums
you brought it on yourself

>>121976747
Oh, well duh. That's why he's "Papyrus" in the first place - it looks silly while trying to be cool.

>>121976767
Was the spaghetti good at least?

>>121975690
>Be me.
>Payday, waiting at the line at the bank.
>Last in line, monsters and humans in front.
>Suddenly, four guys in clown masks with assault rifles and other big nasty guns.
>Everyone is screaming in terror, has the robbers are pointing guns and screaming at everyone to not act dumb.
>We're all on the floor with our hands behind our back, the tellers don't even flinch.
>lasers start going off.
>Wut?
>Robber gets hit with laser, instantly has his soul obliterated by it.
>Others just say fuck it and head to the safe.
>Spikes activated, another robber gets his feet spiked.
>Down to the last robber making a break for the vault with this heavy ass drill on his back and the sirens moments away.
>Hear nothing.
>Then hear a fucking WHOOSH SOUND.
>Robber is sent flying out of the bank, breaking through the ceiling glass, screaming his ass off with the drill sitting on the floor.
>Robber sent two miles away because of a steam vent.
Today's lesson, don't fuck with banks, if they have puzzles installed into them.

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>there's asgore vore


my dick is pleased but my mind is disgusted

>>121974941
no

>>121976958
>there's asgore scat

And never the twain shall meet.

>>121976958
You can't just tease us about horrors like that, fucker. Post it, or it'll be skelevore o'clock, fucker

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>>121976958
A hem
made by a drawfriend on here, too stupidly funny not to share

>>121976932
>Be bank teller
>at the same bank as always, as I miraculously keep surviving the daily head bullets
>same guys come in as usual
>they wave at me before shooting me this time
>stay conscious long enough to hear a police officer on a megaphone
>"CAPTAIN UNDYNE HAS ENTERED THE A-O!"
>hear music coming out of nowhere
>hear a flurry of whooshing sounds as a giant monster smashes through a wall and spears the robbers
>guess that's the new police commissioner's guy

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>>121975690
We need a human/goat edit of this.