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You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 (embed)
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed)
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
Please wait until the bump limit before making a new thread.
Knight Vigilante Papyrus > Bad time Papyrus
actually im a faggot and i shitpost in all the threads im sorry guys
>>121961547
>Undershills
Kek, anyway, I voted for Undertale since Mass Effect 3 is garbage and only a contrarian faggot from /v/ would vote for it.
>>121961662
>make shitty game faq OP
>don't even put the shitty websites link in it
I ain't pressing buttons into search engines fuck yuo.
>>121961547
Link to gamefaq poll?
nth for garbage
>>121961547
>Please wait until the bump limit before making a new thread.
>Didn't in the last thread before making this one.
>>121961736You can still change if you really want to, I believe in you.
>>121961547
>2 hours to catch up 2%
Holy shit this is actually happening
I'm not good at writing about snuggling or head injuries despite experiencing both far more than I have any right to.
Suffering
>>121961736
shitposting is in the eye of the beholder anon
>>121961547
Here is the GameFAQ link: http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
>>121961746
>>121961776
www.gamefaqs.com
I didn't want to go full shitshill here dude, this isn't GameFAQs vote stuffing general.
>>121961745
They'd vote for it to troll against Undertale, maybe?
/v/ voted EA the Golden Shit award I think.. 2 years in a row for what they did to Dragon Age and Mass Effect. The competitors were things like the Bank of America when USA housing market collapsed due to wall street shenanigans.
>>121961736
It's okay we all shitpost someday.
An Asriel to give you some sick ass DETERMINATION ?
>>121961547
holy shit are we actually going to win this
>>121961779
Okay.
I want to believe Flowey is imitating Chara when he winks like this.
>>121961736
it's okay so does everyone else
>>121961897
2 hours
2%
/v/ is probably getting buddies to vote for mass effect
Unlikely unless we shill the fuck out of this.`
>>121961970
This is a completely other level of shitposting and this is wrong.
YOU'RE FORBODDEN
>>121961970
>>121961547
oy vey goyim, stop shilling for Undertale.
Clearly Mass Effect 3™ is the superior game!
>>121962120
DON'T RESPOND YOU RETARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAWOYzA1nY
I kinda wonder how Toby feels about all the fan art for his game. Especially stuff for Megalovania, which has been his go-to "thing" since that Earthbound hack he made when he was 16.
>>121962120
>>121962128Don't reply to him anons
Is there any auto translator sort of thing for wing dings so I can fuck with people in shamchat?
>>121962225
Sorry dude I didn't know
>afraid to go to the true lab because I didn't want to hate Alphys like everyone else seems to
>go there anyway, I have to see for myself
>she ends up taking responsibility for her mistakes and tries to set things right
>seeing the amalgamates reunited with their families
I think I like her even more now. I wish there was more Alphys appreciation, she's one of the only characters with any character growth during the game.
>>121962193
Would listen while getting dunked on/10
>>121961880
it's doing surprisingly well against a triple a shill game
POST MOM NOW
>>121961826
Here's a repost, Partner. Unsure if you saw it.Partner!
Now, I don't have a lot of Recuperation, either. At least, not the highest. I'd train it, but I hardly get any opportunity. Besides those bogeymen, I don't get injured very often, since I can dodge and parry exceptionally. But Asriel... I can do whatever I like to him. I can hurt him all I like. Soon he'll be healing faster than ever.
Solon is ruling what's left of his kingdom. I looked him up in a book earlier... apparently he's one of the strongest people alive. He has a powerful soul, like mine, even if he hardly utilizes it. Maybe that's why I liked him at first glance. I don't know what I'll do when I get to his throne yet, but... maybe me and Az could...
Oh, well. We'll see.
>>121962352
You make me glad I did that first DF geno run. You do this far better than I did.
>>121962262
It's okay anon, don't worry about it.
>>121962262
He's done this before, just ignore him.
I'm serious
Dont let him bait you
>>121962296
I'm surprised I don't see sonic listed in there.
>>121962352
You're a delightful little monster
>>121961547Booby
>>121962296
>mfw
>>121962332
I got you, buddy.
>>121962427
>>121962428
Can't we [SAVE] him ?
>>121962263
The other characters are more well-rounded already, so they mostly just show different sides to themselves than actually grow as people. Undyne mostly just stops thinking that all humans are evil, for example, but then during her date and the phone calls you get a more well-rounded feel for her, or something. You get what I mean?
>>121962263
Who are Flowey, Asgore, and Sans?
>>121962413
Aw, thanks.The cut-off-goatbro's-legs thing convinced me. Not that I like bullying him, but it made me realize that DF can still tell a pretty cool story.
I want to squish goatdad's squishbeans
I want to yank goatdad's ears
I want to touch his cheeks also
>>121962332
>>121962296
Mettaton/Marth
...w-well, at least the author seems to be having fun...
>>121962675
he's a goat, not a dog ya dumb furry
>>121962641
He's beyond [SAVE]ing, anon.
He'll get his someday.
>>121962669I forgot it could to before that. I was had to doublecheck I didn't name an enemy Asriel before abandoning them when I saw it.
That knife to the back was the first injury I ever had in that run. It took out my right hand too.
>>121962583
FOREBODEN
>>121962641Some persons can't be saved
>>121961965
Where could we even rally this poll? Reddit doesn't seem to care. tumblr already has a rally but I have a feeling it's almost exhausted.
If anyone has an audience somewhere, use it.
>>121962751But I can dream, can't I?
>>121962771
asgore don't drink blood you're not a vampire, this is not edgy AU
>>121962629
Meanwhile, Gaster is trying todraw dicks in the blackboardcommunicate with sans
Most people are asleep aready.
Post cute spiders.
>>121962756
>>121962771
This is deep bruhs
>>121962296
>Magnus/Dunban
Is it because they look kinda similar? Is that how it goes?
>Henryfag
Into the trash it goes.
>>121962858
Pleasant dreams are illegal.
Hope is also illegal.
>>121962641What do I even need [SAVE]ing from?
>>121962873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
>>121962332
>>121962978
Nooooooo.
>>121961547
2 percent left.
Cmon get your shilling going. We're almost there.
>>121962978Is screaming also against the rules?
http://www.shamchat.com/094b6153/
How is it that nearly every Neutral End manages to be more depressing than killing all your friends and then erasing reality?
I realize I should go to /r/ for this, but does anyone have the webm of Raiden dancing to Mettaton's theme? I saw it once or twice but neglected to save it.
>>121962978
Is it... FOREBODEN?
>>121963078
>Please sent it to 5 friends
?
Picked Mass Effect. Fuck your meme game and fuck you.
>>121963058
>>121963109
>>121963162
Yes. And whining about laws is also a federal crime.
>>121963139Because on the neutral endings, you are leaving your friends to deal with the wreckage you caused. But if they are dead, they can't suffer anymore.
>>121963216
*cough*
http://www.gamefaqs.com/
>>121962878
>>121963139
Because you get to see the detailed effect of your actions instead of a ultimately good or bad endingcaptcha was Spaghetti
>>121963121
now we just need rando
>>121963109
For being the most pissed off Amalgamate, Lemon Bread did end up having a pretty happy ending.
>>121962978
Fuck the police.
>>121963139
Killing everyone at least ends their suffering.
>go on paheal
>search 'undertale' out of curiosity
>atleast 75% of it consists of skeletons fucking with magic hologram dicks
where did this dumbass headcanon come from anyway
>>121961963
Speak for yourself.
Besides,
>it's okay because everyone else does
this is civilizations fall, quite literally
>>121962758Ow, really? Did you lose grasping? I also have some pretty permanent injuries to my left hand, but I seem to be able to hold stuff regardless.
>>121963218
I want to meme your beautiful skeleton all night long.
I'm having a great night with you guys, today sucked. Bless Toby Fox and you people.
>>121963218
Stay mad, /v/.
>>121963139
Killing everyone is not sad as it leaves no one to suffer. So remember it is not genocidefags who are the truly evil ones, it is the ones who only go halfway
>>121963245
What does that have to do with that grammar?
>>121963353Yep. My entire right arm actually. Normally i'd just have executed the traitor, but they gave me my first crippling injury so I wanted payback.
>>121963362
>>121962263
There's always gonna be someone people are gonna shit on. She's easy to hate because she's got a ton of flaws and fucks up a lot more than anyone else. Those are things I like about her because they force growth, but a lot of people just want almost entirely outright 'good' characters like Toriel, Papy, Sans, and Undyne.
My only real complaint is her status update stuff in Hotlands gets annoying after you've gone through it once. They probably should have made it optional like Toriel's messages in the ending. Everything else in that section with her and MTT is great though.
>>121963290
Because people get angry if you can't have sex with something
or that something can't have sex with you
>those fucking donut lips
>49%
>49%
>49%
>49%
>49%
Just a little more guys
>>121963216
Toriel has a lot to text you at the end of True Pacifist, so if you talk to her a lot while doing your walk back through the world, she sends you a ton of shit. Eventually she sends you a chain-text that says something like "Send this text to 5 of your friends or a skeleton will rattle your bones."
I think Sans might've actually been "transcribing" texts for Toriel at that point in the conversation chain.
>>121963448
I'm serious.
Just remove it, I promise I'll return it home at a reasonable time.
>>121962296
>Mettaton/Marth
I may read it just for that.
Shitty crossovers are my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PUDActH4ho
Anyone else snooping out reviews/covers?
>>121962978
>>121963224
Somehow I'd imagine this as Asriel when he managed to win agaisnt Frisk.
>No hopes
>No dreams
>>121963290
Marketing campaign for blue Gatorade.
Hey guys. This isn't really an update so much as it is just me answering questions that I missed. I've been a little bit distracted due to me be a massive Fallout fan.
Doogle, it's perfectly fine for have your fics in the writebin under your name. I'll group them all together under your name once I sit down and do the update tomorrow.
For the anon that wrote the Alphys/Frisk shota fic, I did get the updated link and I'll update it along with everything else tomorrow.
>>121961547
1.6 PERCENT LEFT
http://www.gamefaqs.com/
CMOOON
>>121963548
I'll have to check that out when I finish up my second pacifist.
>>121963604
Here's one
>>121962193
>>121963631
I have to ask
What are your favorite stories?
What writefags do you like?
Have you obtained a desire to die from this job?
>>121963218
>>121963547I have to admit, even if gamefaq is shit it would be funny if a shitty indie dog game won over a multimilion dollar pile of trash.
Which Amalgamate would you fuck?
>>121963640
.9 more percent to go!
I wish they hadn't chosen such a shit picture to represent it.
>>121963218
Hello /v/eddit
POST BAD TIME BONES
i want to see chara sexually dominating Asriel
>>121963476
The whole reason those characters are good is because they aren't "good". They all have flaws.Undyne is almost flawless though, and Papyrus actually is flawless.
https://vine.co/v/eliJp7dIA2I
This one is actually good.
>>121963830
I want to see Asriel sexually dominating Charaat Chara's behest
>>121963631
>distracted due to me be a massive Fallout fan
Don't worry about it, buddy. Enjoy.
>>121963834
>>121963830
>>121963863
I want to see Chara trying to sexually dominate Asriel until Frisk shows up and turns the tables.
>>121963542
Jesus christ, what an awful art style.I can't believe I recognized the song Frisk is supposed to be listening to.
>>121963782
>MemoryHEAD
>>121963817
k
>>121963548
>I think Sans might've actually been "transcribing" texts for Toriel at that point in the conversation chain.
That was Toriel actually taking a chain text that Sans no doubt sent her seriously and forwarding it to someone she cares about.
Does monster kid have no arms, or just hide their arms in their shirt?
>>121963834
Let's not get carried away, Papyrus may be pure, but he's certainly not flawless.
>>121963830
>>121963817
Giant Undyne when?
>>121963986
but where are the shoulders
also, tiny t-rex arms?
>>121963817
Sure thing
You guys are such garbage retards - why would you ever vote on Gamefaqs polls
Every single one of you is a baby retard and you are all Alphys
Go back to tumblr
>>121963842
https://vine.co/v/eVAdLBXP7bF
>>121963986
They have no arms and even comment on it at one point.
http://www.shamchat.com/cd1c656d/
>>121964036
You're right, he is literally too nice.
>>121963986
I like to think they're tadpole like and have tiny or no arms right now, but once they grow up they'll have some.
>>121964036
Give me 3 points explaining why Papyrus is not perfect.
Protip: You can't.
>>121964113
I only voted because I wanna see Mass Effect general get upset for a few minutes.
>>121962864
>>121963290
People like dicks
The skeletons can create bones out of thin air
They have a blue magic attack
>>121963218
Fuck off Jerry.
>>121964036
You're right, he's notIN MY BED RIGHT NOW.
Just kidding. The real reason is becauseHE'S A VAPID SLUT.
>>121964036I really want to know what flaws you think Papyrus has.
>>121963687
>Favorite stories
I can't think of any right off the top of my head, but I will say that I like most of the skeleton stuff. If it's written poorly then I'll just read it for laughs. And I like a lot of the jokefics because of how over the top or short they are.
>favorite writefag
I don't really have a preference, to be honest.
>desire to die
It varies.It skyrockets any time I've gotta go through fics that are reeeaaally not my jam. ex) scat fics.
>>121964114
This one and https://vine.co/v/e3IlKKBOvrq are the only good ones.
>>121964324
I don't know man, I would say most UT vines made by Everdraed were really good.
>>121964092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ASsQuJ0vG9
>>121964292I'm not the anon you're responding to and I love Papyrus, but being naive and trusting to the point of offering mercy to genocide Frisk is objectively a flaw, even if it makes me like him even more.
>>121964321
Do you even enjoy my awful "feels" gagfics that I spent maybe 10 minutes total on?
>>121963604
Yes, but to my eternal dismay, most covers and remixes are inferior to the source material, and make me want to stop listening and switch over to the original song.
The one you linked didn't change my mind, sadly.
>>121964113
Genocide
>+ Final boss, Sans, is a badass endurance test
>+ Emotional dialogue
>- Little dialogue
>+ Nice soundtrack
>- Soundtrack gets worse
>- Repetitive grinding
>- Mind-decaying lack of puzzles
>- Only two bosses (if it dies the first time you hit "FIGHT", it is not a boss)
>- Characters seem complex and worth knowing, but don't see a lot of them
>- Everyone hates you, even the flower
>- Works well as a "Piece of shit with no friends " simulator
>- Game is all about being a soulless puppet whose actions were not really their own
>- Game learns you are a bad person
>- Game remembers you are a bad person
>- Ruins ending of the good playthrough
6/10; decent, for a Steam indie game, but not worth $10
Pacifist
>- Final boss, Asriel, can't be lost against
>+ Final boss, Asriel, is a feels-good acid trip
>+ Emotional dialogue
>+ Emotional plot
>+ Emotional gameplay
>+ Nice soundtrack
>+ Abundance of dialogue
>+ Mind-stimulating puzzles
>+ A vast collection of bosses
>+ Each boss is an endurance test of varying levels of badass-ness
>+ Requires learning the different aspects of the complex characters of Undertale
>+ Requires learning the different aspects of the complex world of Undertale
>+ Can befriend everyone, even the flower (kind of)
>+ Works well as a "Good guy who is friends with everyone" simulator
>+ Game is all about determination and friendship
>+ Best ending in which every character is happy and peace reigns throughout the underground and the surface
10/10, solid "game of the decade" material
We're almost there bros! Only 400 more votes left.
Did someone say remixes/covers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuBpl7k_eU
>>121964527
>bros
I ain't your bro you normie >:^)
>>121964470
I thought those were fun, so yup.
>>121964514
>>- Game learns you are a bad person
>>- Game remembers you are a bad person
>>- Ruins ending of the good playthrough
Why are these negatives? The fact it remembers is great.
>>121964169
I would hope even they even realize that ME3 wasn't that great.
>>121964514
>even the flower
The flower loves youuntil he realizes you are going to kill him too. Then he simply becomes terrified of you.
>>121964514
Pacifist
>-Asriel is possibly the worst character in the entire game
>-The final fight suffers because of the above, only the Lost Souls part stands out
>>121964162
>naive and easily manipulated
>too forgiving even of people who don't deserve it
>not literally retarded, but not exactly the brightest bulb in the shed either
Tried it.
>>121963542
Ugh. I fucking hate artists like this. Look at that hair and those lips.
They are maliciously gendering Frisk. Frisk in NONBINARY.
Best husbando
>>121964527
400 votes in an hour is a lot desu
>>121964625
Imagine this, but the spears are spears of love and compassion being fired at Alphys' soul and she can't block for shit
>>121964673
>>121964708
Honestly, I'd fuck it.
>>121964514
>-Game learns you are a bad person
>-Game remembers you are a bad person
>-Ruins ending of the good playthroughI would say that's actually a positive point.
>>121964439A-are you the same Chara VO-anon from the before times?
>>121961547
.42% left.
DO IT.
I MEAN COME ON, IT'S ME3, BEAT THAT SUMBITCHMass effect 2 has a strong case for it being better than undertale but me3 notsomuch
>>121964708
In some timeline, the lizard build Flowey a body and he was a star.
>you will never choke on mettaton's huge metal dick
>>121964762
Stay dead, kid
>>121964807
I'd fuck normal Flowey
>>121964673
>>121964762
> Asriel is also Flowey
Why don't you like both his aspects ?
>>121964896
feels bad
>>121964962
Flowey is a character.
Asriel is an entity with some backstory.
>>121964673
Genocide
>-Infects you with a memetic virus that force you to revert to your edgy 14 year old stage once again
>>121964514
>mind stimulating puzzles
This is the mental capacity of the average pacifag.
>>121950425
>>121955942
>>121956084
>>121957627
Lit more things on fire. Still feels insufficient.
Also decided it looks better in 2x.
There will be more burgs. Tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day.And the next day.
>>121962296
>Ganondorf
what does he do
does he chokeslam Asgore
>>121965016
and a boopersnoot
>>121964715
Actually, I don't think it will take long at all for Undertale to beat Mass Effect 3.
>>121965016
It's the same person. Flowey is Asriel without soul. Why do you refuse sick ass multicolor LOVE ?
>>121962296
>implied Sans/Toriel
>>121965154
I must pessimism to survive.
>>121964896
Is this Celldweller?
>>121964162
arguably his flaws could include
painfully naive, overly idealistic, LOUD, immature, wears his emotions on his sleeve, desperate to please others,bad at puzzles, terrible at handling and discussing serious or negative topics, easily flustered, probably got spaghetti sauce on a librarby book
but these are also reasons why I like the guy
>>121964264
GET OUTTA HERE YOU NASTY BONE RATTLER
>>121965156
What does that have anything to do with what I said?
who the fuck is rping lisa characters in sham
>>121964304If Frisk likes BoobyDoes Chara like Butt?
>>121961547
Literally less than 300 votes left and we win, I think we got this.
/v/ is gonna be so mad when
>those undershills
beat them at their own game.
>>121964514
>>- Soundtrack gets worse
What?
The only good part of geno is the soundtrack
>battle against a true hero
>megalovania
>yfw "Megalovania" kicks in
When is exactly does Chara falling into the Underground line up with the timeline in Undertale? Was it a few years after the War or a few years before Frisk?
Since there are VHS recordings of Chara and Asriel in the True Lab, I wanna say Chara had to have been around during the 1980's, but that means that not a single human fell into the Underground for thousands of years, and that doesn't seem right.
>>121965280
Well, you're trying to imply that we can like only Flowey or Asriel because one is supposedly better than the other. But they're the same, and why couldn't love both of them ? (in a fearful way for the flower)
>>121965156
And yet Flowey is a much more interesting character than "kid that got revived and is now an a literal god until it runs out of soul juice"
>>121965029
Joke's on you, I have been in this stage for the past 13 years
So question to Genocide players. If after you cleared each area, instead of the music turning dark and ambient, it played "Crawling in my Skin," would you still go through with the full run.
I can handle the game guilting me, but I don't know if I could handle the game making fun of me for it.
>>121965390
What? What are you even talking about?
I said I don't like Asriel because he's practically a nonentity. That's all.
>>121965053
Wait is this supposed to be animated or not.
>>121965327
I meant the "but nobody came" versions of the background music.
I prefer the original versions over the edgy versions, so as the original turn edgy, it gets worse.
Can we worship doggo and lesser dog and all the other dogs ?
150 vote difference now
it's actually gonna happen
>>121963631
Muffet Writefag here!
Don't forget STUFFIT THE MUFFET
It's right here!
pastebin.com/2wcyFHSy
>>121965432
I havent even played the genocide run but that actually sounds fucking hilarious.
10/10 might actually do one if this happened.
>>121965338
>about to fight undyne in geno
>lmao this'll be easy i'll 1 hit that bitch
>Hit for like 24k
>"I, UNDYNE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN."
>"YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT"
>battle against a true hero starts playing
>>121965029
>my 14-year-old self would bully my current self and make me cry
>>121965432
It'd be fucking funny. Who even takes Genocide runs seriously? The only parts that are meant for seriousness would be Undying and Sans.
>>121965516
so long as it keeps up until the timer hits after passing
there could always be a wave of tali waifu fags
>>121965520
I got it, buddy. No worries. Thank you for posting the link again, though.
>>121965436
But WHY do you think he's a non-entity ? His past is Flowey's past because they're the same. I don't care If you like him or not in this form and state of emotion, but I'm trying to understand your logic.
>>121964673
>being this wrong
What's the edgiest Undertale art you have on hand?
>>121965432
I think that'd be funny. As long as the battle music for undyne and sans are the originals, it doesn't matter to me
>>121965463
It's not. I just save my drawings as gifs, since I use few colors and it tends to have a better filesize.
Although, apparently, a .png would have saved me about 3KB this time. Oh well.
>>121965380
Chara fell on 201X. Both the intro screen and the old calendar during the genocide route confirm it.No idea about the humans though, I simply assumed monsterkind didn't start counting them until after Chara died and Asgore declared war against humanity.
>>121965516
>>121965325
And then people stop voting once Undertale takes the lead, think it has won.
And it drops back down and loses as a result.
Watch it happen.
>>121965248
>bad at puzzles
ex-fucking-cuse you. how dare you imply papyrus is not the absolute puzzle master. you've gone too far this time, kiddo. get out of my house.
>>121961547
LESS THAN 50 VOTE DIFFERENCE
HOLY SHIT
GRAB YOUR POPCORN
>>121965707
I don't think of Flowey and Asriel as the same character. They're the same person in the story, but they're so different they're effectively different characters.
We learn about Flowey. His reasons for being himself, his plans, his feelings for Chara and the world. We learn who Flowey is.
But we never learn about Asriel. Kid, prince, friend to Chara, died from villagers, became flower. That's it. From then on Flowey takes the show until Asriel suddenly comes back in True Pacifist.
>>121965684
Shucks, alright thanks bucko!
>>121965758
>That art
CLEARLY THIS WHORE MUST DIE
>>121965758
>even the gaster blasters are sweating
>50.01
we did it reddit!
>>121965864
I'm surprised I haven't seen Underfell on sham yet
Underfell Sans is kinda qt
>>121965758
>>121965956
Now to hold for 40 minutes
UNDERTALE IS WINNING
HOLY SHIT
>>121965956
Good, now keep at it. Don't let >>121965775 come to pass.
Why did I do this I don't even like asriel that much chara is far cuter
>>121965864
>>121965758
Always this one.
>>121965758
>>121965804
Okay now I get it i didn't understand what you were saying. Well, to each one its tastes !Asriel is better
>>121965956
keep at it, otherwise all that effort would be useless.
>>121965956
We gotta hold our shit now.
I guarantee that /v/ is going to try to skew it.
>>121965956
I would go shitpost about it in /meg/ but I'm pretty sure they don't actually care about the game anymore, just shitposting and waifus.They haven't cared about the game in years.
>>121965783
You're right, I'm sorry. I'm sure he could handle this puzzle in particular with only one or two hints!
>>121966085
wait until the polls close
50.01%
We Did It!
>>121962861
Blood's a different color than the tea. How he spilled that much though with that much surface tension on the tea though, let alone not get blood all over it when preparing the tea without washing up is the real mystery here.AS GORE staged the attacks on the monster tower, it was all a cover up for an illicit tea smuggling ring, he's a human sympathizer
>>121966085
They'll suddenly start to love the game again just to beat Undertale.
>>121966046
Sans being punched into the ground and bouncing off it making flips in the air as he keeps on flying is great physical comedy.
But this isn't exactly supposed to be comedy, is it.
>>121965956
WE MUST STAY DETERMINED
>>121966074
I stopped over there and they've got some reasonable Undertale threads doing.
They were talking about spiders.
>>121966059
Nitrotitan (or whatever handle he goes by now) always draws awesome Undertale art.
>>121961963
i don't
>>121966015
50.01 percent.
Just keep our ship steady and we can do it.
>>121966046
>this video game boss is too hard for me to beat so i drew my fursona punching him to feel better
>>121966026
I agree. It'll be hard for them to summon people to vote for me3 though. The wounds burn deep from that games ending.
flowey is my wife
>be anon, government worker for town nearest to Mt. Ebott
>monsters get out
>everyone is generally nice to the monsters and they quickly integrate into society
>except for one group
>temmies
>you are assigned by your boss to supply a home for the temmies in your apartment and keep them out of trouble
>the only one actually helping you get through this is that one smart temmie, bob
what dosorry if this sounds like an autistic thought
>>121966257
Ruined by the disclaimer.
can i get past this door?
I know it's the door Sans talks about at the end with the lady and the knock knock jokes.
>>121966046
>>121966159
Anyone have the clearly superior edit?
>>121966031
That was Asriels final attack...
>>121966364
no its not
that's the dev room
sans jokes with toriel at the Ruins door
>>121964839No. But I'm down to vocaroo things. All I'm good at though is sounding like a loli.
>>121965758
>Human shouldn't be able to kill monster
>Is a small child using gloves and empty guns to fight skeletons, airplanes and shit
>Can significantly damage and kill them because monsters are partially made of magic, attuned to their own soul
>"A strong desire to cause harm" can increase damage done by these attacks
>And not just intent, but general feelings towards victim
>When you one-hit-kill Toriel she is amazed at how much you must hate her to be able to do that
>Alphys sits on her ass watching anime all day
>Alphys has little or no muscular strength
>Alphys has thick, leathery dinosaur skin
>Alphys was only able to commit suicide because she had an intense hatred for herself
>>121966338
Did you try feeding them temmie flakes
>>121965758
Honestly? Most Underfell fanart counts.
>>121966313
Except he didn't even fight Sans.
What roles would Undertale's cast play in Homestuck?
>>121966412
are you that Australian woman that sounds like the living embodiment of throat cancer
>>121966364
Get out of here if you haven't finished the true end yet.
Also, that's the dev room.
>50.2
>>121966450
>Except he didn't even fight Sans.
What a fucking pussy.
>>121966004
Huh, yeah, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen any either.
I also think Underfell Sans is pretty cute. I want tobe nice to him so he gets all nervous and sweaty because he doesn't know how to respond to kindness.
>>121966338
Only problem I can see from this situation is that Anon can't supply enough dick to keep all the temmies calm and can't find anyone else that's willing to fuck the retard dogs
>>121966429
>woman at the dollar store gives you dirty looks for buying out all the construction paper and about 5 jars of sparkles
>>121966451
Papyrus would be the Heir ofback to your containment board, faggot.
>voted once on my computer and once on my phone
I don't even care, but it takes literally three seconds and fuck ME3, that trash heap of disappointment.
>>121966338Why do I suddenly want to writefag that I already have too many idea and not enough determination aaaaagh.
>>121965758
>saving edgy art
why
>>121966451
please to be fucking off
>>121966451
>>121966478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZ3WZ9Pcj9
>>121966338
>Be me
>Taking gigantic monster poo on the loo
>Ghost walking by
>Ghost trips and falls through my stall
>Ghosts gets up and sees me laying waste to the toilet
>I jump back in horror
>"sorry mister"
>Ghost leaves stall
How has your experience with monsters been recently anons?
>>121966560i'd actually write if I wasn't so garbage at it
Yo how do i beat the king easily?
requesting the pic of Toriel curbstomping Sans
>>121965758
I have quite a few that I would consider to be tied with this one, though.
>>121966663
>Ghost walking
>Ghost trips
>>121966675
talk to him three pies and eat the time you brought from toriel, unless you ate it like an idiot
>>121966675
Talk to him a few times.
Eat Toriel's pie if you have it.
>>121966558
Same. I'm still salty over how things ended. I was autistic about doing side quests because I thought it would matter. I don't want EA to get anything positive from it.
>>121966059
This one is actually pretty cool, maybe that's just because it's drawn well.
Howdy!
It's me,Clippy the paperclip!
It's possible to beat Mettaton EX in less than six turns. Store every piece of armor you've collected over the course of the game, and put it into your inventory right before the battle. Every turn, change armor. You'll get +1500 every turn. Top it off with the stick for pic related.
Boom, MTTEX beat in under 30 seconds.
>>121965758
>What's the edgiest Undertale art you have on hand?
>>121965758
>dust and blood in the same comic
what the fuck
>>121966706
Why?
>Poll is an 'exposure among 15 year-olds contest' rather than a reflection of actual quality
>Even if Undertale pulls ahead of Mass Effect 'why isn't this in a most disappointing game of all time contest' 3, it's still dead in the water because it's an indie hit and not a mainstream hit
>classics like XCOM aren't even in the running while multiple entries in the same middling AAA franchises run rampant
>the results so far are enough to sap all of your determination for good
Literally, why do any of you faggots give a shit?
>>121966663
>go to hot dog stand
>try and buy a hotdog
>skeleton puts it on my head
>leave, go try to get a burger instead
>same skeleton working at the burger joint
>puts it on my head
>leave once more, head to a lemonade stand
>not the skeleton
>no wait its the same skeleton wearing a wig
>puts the lemonade on my head
>I didn't even pay for any of this
Love these skeletons
>>121966663
>So I can't kill spiders now
>>121966746
Ghost rocks and pebbles.
>>121966675
Just talk to him until he won't listen anymore, and if you have Toriel's pie from the beginning, eat that and it'll make it much easier.
>>121966675
Talk to him 3 or 4 times, eat the pie if you still have it.
Retreat to Temmie Village and send Tem to cool leg and then buy the armor she offers if you are still having issues
Also, leave until you finish the game anon.
>>121966748
anon have you the dyslexia
>>121966557
There's a containment board?
>>121966663
>go to local bar for some drinks
>new bartender is literally made of fire
>order a cold beer
>its fucking luke warm
>too scared to say anything
WHY IS A MAN MADE OF FUCKING FIRE HANDLING DRINKS
>>121966450
>>121966525
>>121966046
Here's the real reason he hates Sans.
>getting keked this hard
>>121966795
>Sans in a shitty wig laughing to himself
If I could draw, holy shit.
>>121963235
fucking kawaii
>>121966792
>the results so far are enough to sap all of your determination for good
Is this the true Determination Extractor?
>>121966803
>Killer Death Boner spider is crawling on the wall
>Killing it would count as murder
>>121966803
Just realized I posted a lower quality version, sorry
>>121966748
>talk to him three pies
>eat the time
Anon, go to bed. You are obviously way too tired.
>>121965758
>>121966792
I'm bored and there's nothing good on TV.
>>121966904
His not wrong... but for the wrong reasons and being a big faggot.
>>121963604
I've been working on getting music and playing the boss music as an Orchestral Quartet. Just waiting on a cellist and the violinist to play the game
>>121966962
>None of the other eyes have eyelids
Christ, that must be a torturous existence
>>121966663
>meet this cute fire girl
>we try to fug
>I needed to rub Cinco brand cooling gel all over my dick
>apparently it left me sterile
At least we haven't created horrific flaming fetus beasts.
>>121966663
The other day I saw two dog monsters petting each other
Not sure if that counts as public indecency
Or incest, it looks like they might have been related
Is there any art of futa Chara domming female Frisk?
OMG we're doing it!!!!! Keep voting!!!!!
>>121966865He's probably talking about /co/, I think Homestuck used to have threads there.
>>121966795
10/10
>>121966791
Some people just have odd tastes in what they consider to be cute.
>>121965220
When does the bracket period close?
Good night /utg/, gotta sleep!
>>121967097
The drawing is very nice and all, but Frisk's head and his spine...
That's just making me very very uncomfortable..
>>121966663
You heard of that school went into a lockdown yesterday after a monster got dusted by a bully? I've never seen cops drive so fast before. Its like they expected it to turn into some kind of massacre.
post frindly chara
>>121967067
>horrific flaming fetus beasts
Is there going to be more to this comic?
>>121966663
>random midget made of fire runs up to me and asks me to remember his name
>tfw I forgot it
I THINK HIS NAME WAS HOTS EMBERGUY
FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME
>>121967128
You mean the game fucker poll? 20 minutes.
>>121966663
>My son lives with a goat now
>Apparently, she's his mom now.
>>121966767
nice pro tip m8
any pro tips for quickly beating Papyrus
>>121967154
Goodnight anon, sleep well.
>>121965758
Undertale is winning the gamefaqs.com poll vs Mass Effect 3, vote for it to make sure it wins and troll ME3 fans
>>121967218
Looks pretty complete to me.
why is toby's girlfriend such a bitch
hussie's is too
>>121967154
Sleep well man.
>>121967236
God I hate how people make frisk into this big baby.
>>121967320
>ME3 fans
Those exist?
>>121967227
mod her into a fish
>>121967128
Midnight EST it looks like
>blind Frisk AU comic
>doesn't have spirit Chara guiding them around
biggest missed opportunity I've ever seen
>>121967353
>toby is a shitty dog
>he's dating a bitch
well at least we know he isn't gay
Well, time for bed.
Gonna put on some of this dream cream, see if I can't dream about a beautiful goat boy and his beautiful dad.
Let's get some on my lips... Hope this stuff isn't poisonous.
>>121967367
Specially taking into account that's probably a post-genocide Frisk.
>>121966663
>Heading to the beach
>See giant onion shaped octopus in water
>Start making way for land in fear that a carrot shark will pull me underwater
>Carrot pops out of ground
>Panic
I've been hiding in my apartment for a week or so now, do I have anything to actually fear?
>>121966663
Finally got some time off to go scuba diving with dolphins and whales the other day.
Some weird squid thing showed up prompting me and the animals to listen to some music he made. The animals didn't like it very much and swam off.
Fuck that asshole.
>>121967320
>ME3
>fans
>tfw Papyrus will never be your bro
>>121967320
Troll? Fuck no, I wouldn't be voting if I didn't genuinely think Undertale is the better game.
>>121967227
I like the hair color. Red looks good on her.
The style could be done differently, though. I'd recommend a ponytail.
But those clothes, well, I just don't like them, sorry. Either be fully casual, with jeans and a shirt (plus a jacket for formal occasions), or be fully combat-ready, with a suit of armor.
And why is she a human? That's the worst race. You should try being a fish.
>>121966663
>be weeb
>talking with some normie friends
>they're casuals but they're okay
>mention Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2
>normie friend says it's pretty good
>hear ungodly screeching in the distance
>it's getting closer
>yellow she-beast jumps on normie friend's head and starts screeching and hollering
>wat.jpg
>try to pull her off
>she shoots me in the chest with her fucking cell phone
>luckily a /fit/ fish dyke comes by and pries her off
>she-beast screeches in pure autistic rage as she's dragged away
Fucking hate living near Ebott
>looking at the gamefaqs tourney seeding
>Division IV
>Metroid Prime vs Morrowind
>Diablo II vs Goldeneye 007
>A Link to the Past vs Cave Story
FUCK HOW WILL I CHOOSE
>>121963139
nonexistence is preferable to being alone
>>121967461
Mr. Serif, I'm Royal Guard
>>121967218
Fuck you.
>>121967461
>>121963542
what am I actually looking at
No, seriously, I don't know.
Hey /utg/, /gsg/ dropping in to tell you that I voted and you guys are winning. Keep it up and God Speed.
>>121966663
>spider monster moves in nearby
>75% of the student population in every school in the area is now spiders
>I demand action from the inept administrator of this website.
>You have an obligation as the holder of this contest to take action on the few who are cheating to make this "Undertale" the winner.
>>121966257
ftfy
>>121967589
ayy lmao we winning now
also glad that half of /v/ finally got off the fence to decide if they admit to liking ME3 or nah
>>121967612
The local police station is so swamped with calls since the fucking spiders came along. Every goddamn day we get phone calls about murders only to find someone swatting spiders.
>>121967612
Where do you live, Europe?
>>121967543
come on, man, it's a humerus joke. I don't know how it hasn't been made before.
>>121963834
>Undyne is almost flawless though, and Papyrus actually is flawless
Undyne thinks anime is real and tries to murder you. Papyrus is rock stupid and naive to a fault.
>>121964060
Is it bad that the only real reason I want to SAVE goat nerd is so I can imagine all the horrible ways Frisk abuses his powers to bully the shit out of him for everything he did?
http://pastebin.com/uPNpMYuE
Finished the Two kids go snowboarding in Snowdinn and meet Gryftrot
>>121965493
hell yes
So the game takes place in the good US of A doesn't it? The USDA is mentioned so I assumed so.
Where do you all think Mt. Ebott could theoretically be geographically?
>>121967710
Is it a smut fic
I bet in the right situation Gyftrot would get off on the humiliation of being decorated
>>121967589
Thanks, buddy. Always feels good to bully EA in any way possible.
>>121964092
10/10
>>121964625
>Smells like angry fish
>>121967320
Related to the poll, is Life is Strange worth playing? I only tried out the first hour and it was just entirely filled with the most unlikable cast.
>>121966621
please tell me you have a dick
>>121967353
Toby's girlfriend is a bitch? Where are you seeing this? I haven't seen her mentioned anywhere.
Hussie's a douchebag though, so that fits.
>>121967771
No, I don't do lewd
>>121967529
>some monsters move into the house across the street
>couple of skeleton guys, not sure who they are or how they're related, but i dont judge.
>wake up one day to go to work
>the street is covered in tiles and spikes and shit
>the tall skeleton is standing in his driveway laughing like goddamn skeletor
>mfw
>>121964762
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
>>121967506
ME3 was great, not as good as ME2 but most of the negativity was about the vanilla ending. I think these days most people have come around on ME3 by now, the extended ending is much better and the Citadel DLC was maybe the best in the series. /meg/ is still thriving 3 over years after the game came out.
Undertale is a cult game that blew everyone's expectations, and the hype train won't stop for a while. Maybe the most beloved indie game ever.
>>121967673
You think that's bad? Try being in animal control
>Get a call about alligators infesting the waters
>Run over thinking someone's getting ate
>Nope turns out it's just that whore who sells garbage
>She's got squatter's rights so I can't just leash her and go
>Get another call about a fucking wolf in a clothing store
>Ready the tranq gun to take down a goddamn beast
>It's just that fucking monster trying to buy pants
Why do so many of them have to be animal themed?
>>121967710
Oh, Gyftrot.
Thanks, writing man.
Cute!
>>121967539
Queen Toriel, I'm S.A.N.S.
>>121967758
Rocky Mountains, obviously
>>121967710
anon from the yesterday
good job doogle
>>121967929
I aim to please
>>121967840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13OGy62I3lu
will you let them save you
>>121966031
I take it back. Fuck goat kid, he can stay as a flower forever.
>>121967856
she goes by gigidigi now and she's a notorious pill
>>121967917
No dude, what made the ending terrible was something that couldn't be fixed by the extended ending. It's the very core of the ending, starting with the star child, that's absolute garbage.
Citadel was maximum hype and super comfy though.
>>121967192
I don't blame you, it's pretty fucked up. I've just seen so much stuff like it that I've become a bit desensitized to it.
>>121967976
thats gay
>>121967962
Terrain-wise, Mt. Ebott doesn't really look like it's in the Rockies, and the area around it is apparently populated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCpxNJfficc
It's beginning.
>>121967967
<3 I love to write shit for /utg/. I'm on my tenth fic and love it
>>121964174
Damn, this is really sad. If Frisk was killed soon after arriving, Papyrus would probably be the only character who really cared. Toriel and Sans would be sad but Toriel fully expects it and has endured it multiple time already, while Sans wasn't as enthusiastic about being best buddies with them as his bro.
Papyrus hurting is almost worse than him being killed. At least he always has Sans to support him.
What do you think monsters would post on Monchan after getting to the surface?
>>121967953
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>These souls are not my friends
>They work for him
>The knifeta child
>... CHARA?
>>121966779
That fucking hand is a thing of beauty.
>>121967320
>vote for it to troll /v/
Fixed that for ya friendo
>>121967802
The cast becomes better developed in later episodes but if you just really don't like them from the beginning then I doubt they'll start appealing to you later.
I thought it was good, generally, but not great. If anything Tales from the Borderlands surprised me more. It was surprisingly stylish and well done.
>>121968074
Maybe the Seirra Nevada?
Assuming Frisk's skin color means they're asian, there's a good chance Ebbott could be in Cali, which has a pretty high asian population
>>121968034
>No dude, what made the ending terrible was something that couldn't be fixed by the extended ending. It's the very core of the ending, starting with the star child, that's absolute garbage.
The ending was just okay, it wasn't the worst thing ever but it didn't live up to the standards of the series. It didn't ruin the game at all for me though.
>>121967991
>Holding hands
THAT'S LEWD ANON
>>121968116
Which one did you enjoyed writing the most so far?
Anyone try to get a non vidya playing friend to play undertale? I want to get my gf to play but I don't know how to approach it.
>digging for art find this
>shoop it a bit.
>>121968116
keep doing what you loveand do Asgore from time to time
>>121968130
I've posted this pic a lot recently but it's relevant.
>>121965758
>>121966414
its heavily implied she just jumped into the garbage abyss you tards
>>121966663
>go to pick up the pizza I ordered
>fucking cross between a birdbath and a washing machine runs up and grabs it out of my hand
>rinses all the toppings and sauce off until all that's left is a piece of soggy bread
I fucking hate these things. Yesterday I was carpet bombed by a plane because I said she had cute winglets.
>>121968130
I don't think you could take Alphys away from /a/'s equivalent on Monchan.
>>121968193
>This is Mass Effect, your choices matter!
>Oops, sorry, I meant your choice matters. Just one. At the very end. It's just like the beginning of Pokemon, but with less respect to player agency. WHOOPS!
>>121968302
Exactly why it's so edgy, anon.
>>121968135
>GET THEM DOWN TO THE UNDERGROUND. I'LL CALL THAT IN!
>>121968242
>that Asgore face
Well, I know what I'll be seeing in my nightmares tonight.
>>121966779
But that picture's actually really good and fairly faithful to canon.
>>121966904
Woah, easy there kid. You'll papa blood vessel.
>>121968223
Hmmm, I had fun writing the one about Sans helping a depressed guy with mental issues. I love doing sad feelsy fics with happy endings.
http://pastebin.com/sAW2xLXU
I also like my first one "I'm Sorry" and a lot of people liked it too. So I've been having fun
>>121967947
SAUCE PLZ
>>121968396
Best part is I touched it a bit to fix it.
Goodnight everyone. Let's hope we beat Mass Effect 3 in the final result. Toby deserves it.
>>121968361
>Alphys posts on Monchan /a/ too much
>Undyne leaves
>Alphys becomes a fembot on /r9k/ and constantly posts feels threads
>>121968126
The comic was actually really cute, with Frisk coming back as a skelekid.
>>121967802
It's decent. Nothing amazing, but better than most of Telltale's recent stuff. If you can stomach the first episode which is probably the weakest and most cliche then you'll probably enjoy it.
>>121966663
>Walking down street
>New Bakery opened up in town
>It's all these weird, monster pastries with spiders baked into them
>Hesitant at first, but they're actually pretty good
>Girl working the place is pretty cute too
>She tells me she'd love to have me over to bake an "extra special batch" with her
>Readily accept
I'm assuming this is all some monster euphemism for sex.
>>121966663
>go to gym
>some horse-fish thing is flexing with some other abomination
>whole place smells like fish and lemons
>a week after they leave I can still smell it
>can't go there anymore
>>121968130
Burgerpants lives on /r9k/
>>121968276
I can always tell when it's modeseven's work because his toddlers always have weirdly buff arms.
>>121967947
> mfw people struggle this much with Sans
I killed his ass after the 2nd try and kept reloading if his dialogue would change
He just says > That expression... well Im not going to grace it
And then gets serious
Wanted to see his shitty despair
Observers should just get off the soap box and watch rather than to try to get a role
>>121968385
>If you have a bad time, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a small child
>For you
>Was getting killed 12 consecutive times part of your "master plan"?
>OF COURSH
>>121967367
This. Li'l niggas hard as hell and doesn't afraid of anything. Too DETERMINED for that shit.
>>121968187
Episode 4 alone is worth it, in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ofhjI6ODc
>>121966663
>Be me
>On a road trip
>At gas station, buying some snacks to eat for later
>Almost empty
>Just me, some bored teenager behind the counter, and some other guy looking around
>Other guy suddenly pulls out a gun
>Starts screaming at the kid behind counter to empty the cash register
>Doesn't see me yet
>Pull out my phone
>About to call police
>Fireball comes out of fucking nowhere and knocks thief over
>Giant goat on two legs gracefully slides into view
>"What a wretched creature, torturing such a poor under-payed youth"
>She adopts him right there on the spot
>Asks if he prefers cinnamon or butterscotch
>She holds his hand and they leave the store together
>In the distance, I can fainlty hear her asking if he has any particular DISLIKE for butterscotch
>>121968559
I can always tell when it's modeseven's work because his little boys are super cute.
>>121966663
>there's this kid who recently moved into our neighborhood
>nice little guy but there's just one problem
>nigga don't got no arms
>falls on his face every 3 steps but gets up fine like it's nothing
>this happens every single minute of every single hour of every single day
>how is this little nigga not dead?
>>121968559
Can weworshipyet?
>>121968074
Well, I don't think the Appalachian could fit monster cities beneath it. They have to be more westwardly than that, at least
>>121968559
>modeseven
Absolutely disgusting
Neat, it actually won, but I doubt it will survive FO3 and there's probably no chance in hell of it beating SMW.
>>121968094
Not porn, don't care.
>>121966663
Continuation, I have a sort of a long story here.
>Visting Disney World's Hollywood Studios
>Hyped to go on Tower of Terror and Rock N' Rollercoaster
>Goat mom and dad with a kd taking a bit to go through the entrance
>Decide to head to another stall
>Spiders
>Nope out of there
>30 minutes later, I finally make it to the turnstiles.
>Line is even more horrendous there
>Every line is filled with bunnies and one has a lesbian fish lizard couple
>Decide to take the one that seems shortest
>Finally make into park
>It's Hell.
>Have to wade through crowds of narcissist hat monsters and horse fishes.
>Weird looking flower in a flower pot
>Head over to a water fountain
>IT BURSTS FLAMES ALL OVER ME
>New flame fountains have been added to accompany monsters
>anger.jpg
>>121968571
>THE FIRST ONE TO SPARE PAPYRUS GETS TO STAY IN MY WILD RIDE!
>>121968663
>Picking up my bro's kid since he's at work
>when I get there, the entire SWAT team is surrounding some giant goat
>he's just trimming hedges while enough guns to take over Japan is aimed at his head
>they even have a helicopter
>they're escorting kids out with riot police
The Hell is with these goats?
We did it. We won all the autism.
ALL. OF. IT.
>>121968753
>>121968715
Kek
>>121968751
https://40.media.tumblr.com/e42fdf5d0e1eeccc66d1aeac0f29cbfa/tumblr_inline_nwuipxSUtR1qi26xi_1280.png
Any new art or fics of Frisk dying and staying dead? Like pic or fic related?
http://pastebin.com/BNRGqE8a
>>121968715
>little human kid shows up in my garage
>starts trying to do shit like hug and flirt and flex
>dodges like an NFL player when I try to pick 'em up
>don't know how this lil nigga got in my house
>go home lil nigga
>>121968414
>But that picture's actually really good and fairly faithful to canon.
True enough, but it's still the edgiest UT pic I got
>>121968732
>>121968817
>>121968817
link to /v/ thread so we can see all the autistic bitching?
>>121965775
>
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
>>121968817
Now we'll have to out-autism Fallout 3.
>>121968571
>Dr. Alphys brefused our offer in favor of yours
>We had to find out what she told you
>>121968948
Good luck with that.
All of the normies are going to be voting for Fallout 3.
We can try but it aint gonna be easy.
>>121968931
I don't think we can win this one.
I mean, Fallout 3 is dogshit but it has a much bigger legion of fans than ME3.
>>121968513
post it
>>121968948
With enough determination, we can out-determinate Fallout 3
>>121968753
>i see the top half "Aww-"
>the rest loads "NNOOOOOO"
>>121968895
>>121968931
son of a bitch
>>121968975
NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING!
>>121968478
>Plays that world's not!Undertale
>Blogs on /vg/ about how it changed her life
>Does not actually change her life
>>121969017
It was a fun run, but yes, the tides of FO3 fans will win over this one.
>>121968948
>>121969017
the real issue is going to be super mario world and, if we somehow get past that, pokemon red/blue
>>121968751http://36.media.tumblr.com/4659e389bc14da3ecfe211cbb24c2f49/tumblr_nwht6jXbNp1tnjmmio1_1280.jpg
Hey /ugt/. What's the most remarkable thing this game has done to you?
So far, now I know that I feel attracted to a male robot made out of pixels, as well as being left sexually confused.
>>121966663
>>121966795
Pretty sure I live by that skeleton, theres another one too, he's loud as fuck and never seems to sleep.
They seem alright though, it this fucking gross ass things that follows me and my friends around talking shit and asking for rides. We just try to ditch his dumb ass.
>>121969113
Losing to anything other then that trash ME3 is fine.
EA.. MUST. SUFFER.
>>121969173
Truly modeseven is a national treasure.
>>121966663
>Doing my daily flights as an airliner pilot
>See another plane on my radar.
>"Funny, I don't remember any other flights passing me at this hour.
>Bogey veers straight past me, must have been mere yards from crashing.
>Suddenly the radio goes off.
>Presumably the other pilot, a girl yelling at me for trying to get so close to me, yadda yadda...
>Hear a final shouting of "It's not like I like you or anything!" before hanging up.
>Report it to air control.
>>121969067
>>121969207
I don't think a game has made me cry ever. I still tear up at His Theme.
>>121969026
http://creativegreenbeans.tumblr.com/post/132919830316/head-canon-where-frisk-dies-at-the-end-of-the
>>121969207
It's made me into complete shipping fanfiction-writing garbage.
Good lord, is this what Homestuck did to people?
>>121969098
That makes me wonder. Would the cast of Undertale like a version of the game tailored to their universe?
>>121969273
>tfw Battlefront will rake in millions for them even if its shit
>>121969207
It gave me feels
It's not very often that this happens, whether it's due to a game or otherwise
It's nice when that happens
>>121969368
Yes, and that should in no way make you feel like less of a worthless piece of human garbage.
>>121969207
This fucking game not only made me have sexual feelings for a fictional character (which is nothing new to me) but fucking ROMANTIC feelings for a god damn fictional character
I'm fucking mad
>>121969313
Well I just gave up on a drawing I spent the past few hours on so someone give me an idea for a shitty drawing I can try to make so I can go to sleep a little happier.
>>121969409
that has more to do with star wars
it'll be made worse with the new movies
>EA and Disney will hurt everything you love
>>121968886
>Halloween
>Too lazy to just hand out candy
>Put a bowl full of candy outside my door
>Leave note "take one"
>Just as I put the bowl down and get ready to go back inside, some kid walks up
>No costume or anything
>Just a stripped shirt
>Whatever, there's actually not too many Halloween costumes these days since it triggers all the real monsters
>Doesn't even have a bag though, which is pretty weird
>Get takes every single piece of candy
>Shoves it all into his pockets
>When those are full he shoves them into his phone
>Ask him to not do that
>Kid walks up to me
>Walks past me into my house
>Follow him telling him to leave
>Opens my fridge
>Steals some ramen noodles that I store in the fridge
>Shoves the package into his phone
>Finally leaves
>Couple hours pass
>Don't have any more candy to give so I turned off the light on the front porch
>Hear knocking
>Open door
>It's some girl in a very convincing spider costume
>Tell her I have no candy to give
>She tells me that she was actually planning on giving me some spider candy
>For the limited offer of 1000 G.
>>121969157
Super Mario World is a tremendous classic, I'm not sure Undertale deserves to win that fight even if it could.
>>121969207
Made me care enough about the characters to actually do what they ask me to avoid ruining their happiness.
>>121969207
Made me attracted to two skeletons.Also cried several times while playing the game, and I hadn't even teared up in years.
>>121966663
>recently moved into a new neighbourhood, most houses nearby still empty
>overnight all of them are sold to monster families
>If you think human kids are annoying, monster kids still trying to control their powers is even more so
>High chance every morning to see something in my lawn either frozen, on fire or having bones struck through it
>At least they are nice and apologized for when they managed to zap me with my own car
>What's with all these yellow flowers
>>121969207
i've been a emotional wreck since i finished true pacifist last week. also i used to hate goats but now iworship
>>121969482
Papyrus using bone magic to transform Chara into an XBOX 360, and then he plays EA games on her as punishment.
>>121969456
Raise your hand if you're trans
>>121969207
I actually cared enough not to reset.
>>121969482
Draw your top 3 favorite regular encounters hanging out.Hope you feel better soon m8
>>121969604
How about I raise THIS
8======D
>>121962629
>>121964190
>swoons a little
The way Sans is, I don't think he'd get fired. This is a guy who can hold multiple jobs. He'd probably charm his way out if things ever got sticky.Also, did you draw these, anon?Because please don't stop, Professor Sans is a heartthrob
>>121969604
*raises paw*
>>121968169
You're not kidding.
I want that boney hand squeezing mytit.
>>121967218
>undyne
what... that scene depicted happened hundreds of years before the time undertale took place
>>121969586
>>121969670
asriel you are a boy
>>121969368
Those jammies
Hnnnnnnggggggggg
>>121969698How much do you weigh?
>>121969207
It caused me to feel something for the first time in half a decade.
>>121969157
Look, I like Undertale, but no fucking way is it better than SMW.
>>121966663
>Be me
>Win radio contest to see some famous actor
>Pretty pumped about it
>The day finally arrives
>Go to meet this actor
>Hear "OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
>It's some robot ghost monster thing
>We talk for a while about various things, he gives me around 500 autographed pictures
>Near the end of the day, offers to head back to his place for a bit of "one on one acting"
>Decline, go back home
Fucking monsters. That's probably a euphemism for murder or some dumb shit.
>>121967874
>that night I hear knocking on my door
>it's midnight who the fuck could that be
>open my door to find the smiling skeleton in a kid's costume holding a bowl of spaghetti
>slam the door in his face
>wake up the next morning to go fetch the paper
>nearly spill hot coffee all over myself as I open the door and see that stupid fucking skeleton grinning at me holding the same bowl of spaghetti
I fucking hate this town.
>>121969726
>>121969803
imagine the tears if it won, though.
>>121969207
It made me sit down and write a smutfic. Something I've never really done to completion before.
Too bad it's the most shameful thing i've ever done and involves terrible things nobody needs to or wants to see. So even though I'm proud of myself for writing, it cannot be shared.
>>121969207
Most of what this game did to me isn't new, although it did bring up something I wasn't totally aware of with myself
I just wish I could put it into words. If I can solve this little dilemma, maybe I can finally be happy
>>121969207
It's kind of ruined video game characters for me. It just kind of made me realize how paper thin most of their personalities and motivations are.
I also wish I could say it wrecked me emotionally but I was already wrecked emotionally, and when something is destroyed enough really all you can do is move bits of the rubble around. I guess it feng shui-ed my emotional wreckage a bit.
>Undertale is really going to put up 1000+ over ME before the end...just insane...where is the rally getting this stamina from?
>Oh wtf, just checked in on the polls now. Looks like some tumblr rally? The hell? I thought we were through this outside rally bull****. Naturally they rally for some indie garbage instead of Minecraft.
>I just got home and what the CHRIST happened
>I really do think that this very moment, Undertale winning a contest match, is the death knell for the contest.
>What the f*** is going on?
>R.I.P. GameFAQS Contests (2002-2015)
>Boards > GameFAQs Contests > How long before the undertale kiddies get sick of their memes?
>you won. now can we please stop turning every topic into a meme fest with your little inside jokes? talk like humans.
>Boards > GameFAQs Contests > who else is just sad solely for the fact that they actually like mass effect 3
>>121967874
>driving down a road
>a bunch of green tiles ahead
>the fuck
>keep driving
>bunch of beeping
>forty fucking monsters out of nowhere
>all of them start ripping and clawing at my chest yelling about my soul
>some little kid in a striped shirt came by and pulled them away one by one
>gave me a hug before leaving
When can we start shooting them in self defense?
>>121969803
I think it's better than SMW.
Now, if it was SMW 2, I'd have an existential crisis.
>>121969938
Whatever it is, just jack off to it and you'll be fine
>>121969837
I hear they absorb human souls. You really dodged a bullet, bro.
And people thought them getting freed was a good idea.
>>121968778
Continuation
>It's nothing I can't handle though so I move on.
>Walk over to the Indiana Jones show
>It's nearly filled to capacity with flame people
>I feel like I'm about to turn into jelly.
>Get out ASAP
>Decide to ride one of my favorite rides in the entire Walt Disney World Resort, Star Tours.
>Line is only like 30 minutes or so.
>Decide It's nothing at all.
>Bring a phone to pass the time
>There's this weird cat-like dudebro in front of me
>He's wearing a burger-store outfit still
>Kids keep coming up to him asking for autographs
>He has to keep turning them away because he isn't a character
>Eventually get into a conversation about chicks and jobs with him
>We ride together
>We eventually part ways around the Toy Story Midway Mania area after sharing phone numbers and e-mails
>Since the Backlot Ride closed, I decide to check Toy Story Midway Mania's wait time
>120 minutes as usual
>Figure it'll be something nice to pass the time till Fantasmic.
>I get in line
>>121969886
>>121962583
>>121969527
MY CHILD I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH
>>121969971
man, how did I ever post on that cancer
>>121969604
You don't tell me what to do.
>>121966663
>hate monsters
>flick pebbles at monster children while I walk the streets
>laugh as they turn to dust
>nobody ever sees
>>121969971
I hate gamers
>>121969207
It made me ship stupid ships
>>121969971
Jesus Christ.Has there been an Undertale edit of this image yet?
>>121969758128lb, they're not very big, sorry
>>121970110
Bro you know that if they ever find out its you, they can just get one of those royal guard fucks to look at you. Right?
They can sense how many monsters you killed or some shit like that. Haven't you been watching the news?
>>121970050
>>121969971
Watching the butthurt on this board is amazing. Most of the users are in their late 20s to early 30s, grown ass men, and they're completely losing their shit over this.
>>121969971
>Earthbound only acceptable
>ignore the endings of the ME trilogy
Lel, he mad.
>>121969971
>I demand action from the inept administrator of this website.
>You have an obligation as the holder of this contest to take action on the few who are cheating to make this "Undertale" the winner. Everyone with working brain cells in their heads knows that is is impossible that a multi million selling Game of the Year winner is not losing to some indie s*** about a flower saying it loves everyone regardless of their chosen gender. It's time to get real, Allen. Do your job for the good of this website.
>>121969173
what the fuck is going on in this image
>>121968538
monster girls get fucking soaked when you show up freshly showered and basted in honey, trust me on this
>>121970074b( . )( . )by
>>121970212Anon, there's no reason to repost those images, everyone has already seen the entire set by now.
>>121969971
Goddamn, gamefaqs cunts getting mad over their shitty polls getting overturned never fails to make me happy.
Anyone have screencaps from the bubble bobble incident?
>>121970453
fuck this guy keep going
>>121967243
Sadly, I think you just have to stall on that one. Dying three times might be quicker, depending on how fast you can get yourself killed.
>>121969971
The worst part is that they're getting butthurt over ME3 losing when ME1 is still in the poll and ME1 > ME3.
>>121966663
>Be me, working tech support
>Get a call down for tech help
>Some pink and black robot monster chick is asking me for help with a fucking Captcha because it has to "proove he isn't a robot"
>Fix it for her, see stars light up in her eyes
>Later when my shift ends, offers to take me back to her place for a "heart to heart"
W-w-what do I do, guys? She looks pretty damn hot, but I don't know a damn thing about monster anatomy. Do they even have sexual organs? Will I have to do some kind of fucking bullet hell just to whack it off with her?
Anyone got that pic of so sorry and alphys smooshing bum-bums?
>>121969971
Look at this faggot talking about Mass Effect like it's well-written.
A lot of those games have well-built universes but that doesn't mean the writing is great or anything.
And I'd say the only games he listed that 'broke the fourth wall' even close to the way Undertale did were Eternal Darkness and The Stanley Parable. The rest just kind of use it as a joke or a quick way to confuse the player. Arkham Asylum and MGS1/2 did it cleverly and to good effect but they didn't build most of a fucking game around the notion of remembering shit you did.
>>121970605
>ME1 > ME3
maybe if all you cared about was story but the gameplay of ME3 vs ME1 is like playing a game 10 years newer, ME1 is almost unplayable in comparison
>>121970645
SHE WANTS YOUR SOUL, DON'T DO IT.
>>121970645
>a robot monster lady
I wouldn't be worried if I were you anon.
>>121966663
>Head down to the local cafe
>Has free wifi, bring laptop to do some shit
>In there for a about 10 minutes, get a coffee
>Suddenly, this dumpy deformed nigga comes strolling in
>Complains about the wifi for a solid 5 minutes
>People start leaving as he starts asking for rides home
>The entire cafe, employees and all, ditch the place and leave his ass, myself included
At least the skeletons are nice.
>>121970645
Depends on the monster, anon.Also, you just hooked up with a celebrity.And it's a dude, so you're a fag now.
>>121970645
THAT'S METTATON
TURN ON THE DAMB TV ONCE IN A WHILE
>>121970762
>Depends on the monster,
How do you know about that m8?Do you have any stories to share?
>>121970453
I'm gonna listen to this guy.
>>121970529
>>121966663
>sprain my ankle recently and have to go to the hospital
>some weird cauldron looking thing waddles towards me wearing a nurse's hat
>tells me it's going to heal me
>starts throwing hot lava all over the place
>I narrowly escape being burned alive with first degree burns on my arms and legs
What the fuck was the government thinking when they gave this thing a job?
>>121970404
What does it look like?
the artist who did this is only 18 fml
>>121970891
Napstablook has a pretty soul.
>>121970715
ME1 was actually a proper RPG with vendors that sell/buy items, item mod sockets, and a decent amount of skill point choices. Combat could be approached very differently depending on class, difficulty, and gear.
ME2/3 is "yeah go sit in cover while you wait for your HP to regen, then pop up and shoot a little more". The combat is just the same shit with different enemies. The only good part was superweapons.
>Homeless for a few weeks
>Sitting in the gutter, hungry as fuck
>Suddenly, like, a carrot with a face just shows up out of nowhere
>We stare down for a second, it hears my stomach growling and then it hisses at me like "Eat Your Greens" and shoots like green neon vegetable-looking shit in my mouth
>Suddenly feel totally full and re-energized
>I say thanks but then it tells me plants can't talk, calls me a dummy and fucks off
I can't tell whether I should love or hate these guys.
>>121970818
>watching monster television
I couldn't do it after I saw a ghost hunting program with a flexing seahorse.
>>121970923
Is this like Undertale art from Pixiv?
>>121970891
>>121970934
Oh I love it.
>>121970829I'm a doctor, anon.Also in a moment of weakness I used tinder, because I'm a desperate motherfucker.Even if a monster has genitalia, get ready to go into full touhou mode while you fuck unless the monster is really fucking good and keeping the magic under control. I almost ended up in the hospital.
>>121970934That Undyne is actually really fucking cute.
>>121970934
Neat!Also fml I want to draw like that also
>>121970934
>Temmie Flowey
Fucking christ, burn that tiny terror
>>121970645
>Will I have to do some kind of fucking bullet hell just to whack it off with her?
Jesus Christ, my sides are gone. Someone help me.
>>121969541
>A pair of dykes ended moving next to me
>Their sexual orientation is not my problem but those two are really obvious
>One day one of them, some kind of overgrown yellow lizard asks to commute with me since she got employed at my same workplace, a robotics company
>She doesn't ever shut up about anime
>I don't give a crap about anime, but at least it keeps me awake while driving
>Thank god she's in hardware and I'm in software
>Also because her coding is an horrible amalgamation of bad variable names, spaghetti code and misplaced commas that somehow work like if magic
>AND OPENING BRACKETS IN THEIR OWN LINES FUCK YOU
>I think the flowers have spoken to me, if these weird days had not broken my expectations of a logical and sane set of laws of nature I'd think I would have gone insane
>Their idea of driving off a bridge looks better each passing day
>>121969971
This makes me miss the days of the Gamespot polls. There was something magical about the best sidekick poll being Albert Einstein vs. Launchpad.
>>121971005
Well let me just tell you that "she" is going to treat you to a hell of a good time.
>>121971021
>>121971125
Context on that image?
>>121966663
>Be me
>Be at arcade
>Mix of humans and monsters there
>No big deal, though
>Groups of both humans and monsters are even hanging out, having fun
>There's been some conflict and struggles with them moving up to the surface, but it's nice to know that some good fun games can unite us like this
>Hear a sudden scream, the intensity of which overpowers all the constant talking and game noises
>"NGAAHHHHHHHH!"
>I and most of the people there check out the source of the yelling
>Looks like some fish monster has just challenged some little kid to a match in Dance Dance Revolution
>Kid and fish get on platform
>Fish selects the song
>Some super intense music, like something you'd hear fighting in an RPG
>Fish suddenly summons two spears
>Tosses one at her opponent
>He catches it
>She starts throwing more spears at him
>Blocking them with the first spear
>She gets mad
>"This is our second rematch! I still cant' beat you?! No way!"
>She dramatically points towards the poor little kid
>"I WILL FINALLY DEFEAT YOU, HUMAN! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!"
>Spears get more intense
>Kid keeps up
>Whenever the dancing and blocking seem to get to him, he just pulls out a Popsicle from his pocket and eats half of it
>Fish just gets more and more exhausted, though
>See her getting sweaty and tired from the dancing and spear throwing
>Keeps saying she will never give up
>Collapses
>Struggles to breathe
>Struggles to whisper: "I...will...never...give...up..."
>Kid runs away
>Comes back with a glass of water
>Pours it on fish
>Fish leaps up good as new
>Leaves without a word
>Kid goes back to other games
>Plays Digital Snail Racing
>mfw
>>121969935
Surely there is some way I can convince you to change your stance there. We're anonymous!
>>121970934
>Grillby pours you a cup of thermite
>>121970934
Dat Alphys.
>>121971145
>everyone forgets that mettaton is blue
So what do you guys think of the government's new bill to try and legalize the use of human volunteers to supercharge monsters in event of disaster or war?
Sounds fucking insane. Didn't we go to war a few thousand years ago to prevent that or something?
>>121970934
Wait, what's going on here? Character body swaps or something? Because I can't tell what's going on with Muffet and Grillby.
>>121970934
That Grillby/Muffet swap is fucking top tier
And well, so are the rest.
>>121971103
She needs to be given a good dicking
>>121971241
Blue in what way?
>>121971250
It's stupid and pointless considering I heard one kid beat all their greatest warriors. I say we put him in charge.
>>121971284
personality/role swaps
Muffet is now a mildmannered restaurant keep
Grillby is a slaughterous jew in a goofy outfit
>>121970934
There's so much about this picture that I like. And Napstabot's kinda attractive.
There are never enough of these two in these threads.
>>121971156
>Soooo, uh…
>is there any Reader/Sans NSFW fics where you don’t have a penis put inside you? Like at all?
>I just want things with Sans fingering/eating out the Reader (who has a vagina). Like please.
>If anyone can link me to things about Sans eating you out I would be glad.
>PS: No “you’re Frisk” or “Frisk” fics. I’m personally highly uncomfortable with Frisk (of any age) having a sexual relationship with any character, so if you can point me at something that doesn’t have that I would be super grateful.
Why is tumblr cancer?
>>121970747
Sounds like you had an at least normal experience, I went to my Starbucks this morning to get a hazelnut frappe, here's what happened.
>cute monstergirl at the counter
>she's got five eyes and wears her hair in cute little tails
>got six arms and they're all busy with something
>order my drink and decide to get some banana bread to compliment it
>she tells me that the order will be right up
>take a seat and wait a bit
>she comes over and hands me the bread and my drink
>take a bite of the bread and a sip of my drink
>both taste kinda funny
>look at the bread
>see a spider's leg inside, it's still moving
>the drink has spiders swimming inside
>horrified I demand that I get a new drink
>cute girl comes to my table and pushes a cup full of spiders
>I try to get up but I'm stuck to the seat
>realize that this isn't Starbucks
>she refuses to let me go unless I pay her 9999gwhat the fuck is g?
>now I have to watch what I say cause the network is bugged
I-I mean
Wow, I love Spiderbucks, you guys should come in sometime! It's all natural ingredients at a very affordable price!
>>121971310
>implying it wouldn't tear your dick off if you tried to have sex with her
>>121966663
>Moderate a weeb chatroom with friends
>Usually just us, surprise surprise we're antisocial, so we never really find more people to join.
>Suddenly, someone named Mewmewkissyqtlover joins our chat.
>They seem really nice, just never mention the second Mew Mew movie around her. They say they're a girl, but I never really know with these people online.
>We chat a lot.
>We talk about meeting up and doing a marathon.
I'm not sure about this guys, I usually make it a rule to not people online that I don't know offline. It would give me a excuse to marathon Mew Mew again.
>>121971250
>The ethics of such a thing are certainly debatable... But, if we are do defeat the alien threat, humans and monsters must work as one, synchronous unit.
>With your permission, Commander, I'll begin work on the fusion chamber.
>>121966663
I got a blowjob from a purple cat and alligator for my lunch. They kept finishing each other's sentences.
>>121971460
Tear my dick off with what?
Those stubby paws?
>>121969513But don't you want LOVE, anon?
>>121971159
Papyrus has aboner
>>121966663
Thank you for this. Reading this whole thing has been the most enjoyable experience I've had in /utg/ yet.
>>121971346
look at the arms.
>>121970934
>Napstablook as Mettaton
>spends the whole time botching his lines and stammering
>everyone watches to encourage him
>>121971487
fund it
/monster/ when?
>>121971545Isn't that gray?
>>121970934
>that asgore
yes please
>>121971501
>blowjob from an alligator
Uh
How'd that work out
Jesus, did you guys just see the news? Bunch of monster supremacists apparently tried to politely hold up a store for money and to get on the news. One goddamn kid that was inside just killed all of them with a stick and walked out. Twenty goddamn monsters.
Shit like this is why they should be herded up into their own parts of the city. Its way too easy for any sick fuck to kill them.
>>121969630
Well this still took longer than I think it should've but it did make me feel better.
Final Froggit is watching Vulkin drink hot chocolate and Moldsmal is there for motivational support.
>>121971407
This one doesn't seem so bad. They're just asking for something to get their rocks off on. Sure, it's specific, but what fetish isn't? They're not saying what should and shouldn't be, or shaming anyone who has different kinks.
>>121971545
Looks gray to me.
>>121971294
>>121971367
Agreed - I had to share it right away.
Cute dork Undyne and chill bro Papyrus are my favourites.
>Papyrus stacks meatballs on your heat
>!DANG, YOU'RE REALLY INTO BALLS, HUH?
>>121971423
>I-I mean
She was looking over your shoulder the whole time, wasn't she?Ask her if she's hiring
>>121971694
I thought that's what the barrier was for!?
>>121970934
That Alphys is really rad. She reminds me a lot of the dragon races in RPGs.
>>121971685
Very carefully
>>121971572
>He messes up his lines and can't seem to get anything right
>Everyone watches just to cheer him up
Anon, my heart.
>>121971695
That's really adorable anon.
>>121971405
>>121971737
>humans tried to keep monsters safe
>accidentally set the barrier up the wrong way
>"whoops"
>>121971642
>>121971698
it's blue
I need happy pictures of Goat dad
>>121971694
>Shit like this is why they should be herded up into their own parts of the city. Its way too easy for any sick fuck to kill them.
District 9/Undertale Crossover when
>>121971694
That's nothing. A girl in the neighborhood next to ours apparently killed 50 of 'em. With ballet slippers.
>>121971836
>>121971695
>>121971824
Oh shit everything is transparent for some reason
>>121971694
>not deflecting damage with their own hatred
what kind of wimps are they
>>121971883
Splitting hairs, anon. It's metal.
>>121971384
>walking to college campus cause I accidentally donated all my bus money to help some spiders
>pass by some trashbins
>hear rustling and mumbling inside one of them
>peer around the corner and I see
>I shit you not
>an alligator's tail
>I quickly turn around and try to walk but I bump into something soft and squishy and hit the floor
>a fat purple cat girl stands in my way
>try to scoot back and I bump into a scaley foot
>another monster girl, this time an alligator blocks my escape
>"Oh my God, Bratty is that a human?"
>"Like, totally! That is a human!"
>Of course they can talk, in the most annoying accents
>I ask them if they could let me go
>they look at each other seriously before laughing
>the cat sits on me, her weight crushes my lungs and I struggle under her immense butt
>her alligator friend wrenches my bag from my hand and rifles through it until she finds a switchblade I carry around just in case something like this happens
>after that they bully me until I give them my denim jacket and my socks
>even after I gave them up, they still heckled me until some cat thing came over with burgers nearly spilling out of his pockets
Guys, surely there's laws against this kind of crap right?
So uh, question
Did we ever learn what happened to the six kids that went missing? I mean the barrier breaking a few years after all these kids went missing is kinda suspicious don't you think?
Why is nobody asking the "king" about this?
>>121971912
Reminder that due to monsters being easy to kill for humans it'd be easy to force a monster into sex using threats
>>121970046
>Inside the line for Toy Story Mania
>You know that goat family with the human kid I mentioned earlier?
>They were a little bit ahead of me in line.
>They seem like a nice family of 3, except for the kid.
>I noticed the kid was particularly quiet, solemn and kept pretty much one expression the whole line.
>Kid usually communicated through nods and head shaking. Occasionally sign language.
>Make it to the end of the line.
>Not enough room for the little kid in one of rows of the car since the goat father is an absolute beast.
>They turn to me and ask if their kid can ride with me
>I shrug and say yes
>We start getting loaded into the car.
>This kid is literally tiny. The kid also has slanted eyelids so you can't really see his eyes too much.
>Kid stares into my soul.
>help.jpg
>Ride starts and our car starts moving fowards
>We get to the first shooting gallery of the ride
>itbegins.png
>Start firing at the gallery
>I notice something odd about the kid
>He's firing at the speed of sound and is not showing any signs of tire
>It's merely the training area though and I just shrug it off
>We get to the actual, shooting gallery
>This is when things started to get crazy
>This kid is an absolute monster at the game, like better then anyone I've seen.
>He continues to fire at blazing speeds and he doesn't stop at all.
>He lands almost every shot and racks in thousands of points
>He still is not showing any signs of tiring.
>I eventually just slow down my fire-rate just to watch the kid do amazing at the shooting gallery
>End of the ride.
>Kid had achieved the best score ever on the ride.
>We get out of the cart.
>Kid goes back to his goat parents
>Mother says thank you
>They exit the ride
>I walk outside
>Nearly time for my Rock N' Rollercoaster fastpass.
>Make way for Rock N Rollercoaster
>>121971972
>>121971407
As long as they're not saying "stop liking things I don't" it's alright.No different from me asking for futa Muffet because I don't care for puss puss.
>mpreg
>incest
It's like I walked right into 2007.
I'm so glad I never had a phase like this. Or at least, mine didn't go here.
>>121972053
>a few years
definitely not
>>121972113
>no heart
Nice.
>>121967589
whats this
>>121971705D-Don't make me make fanart for an AU, anon...
Additionally, is anyone else having to deal with this BS? http://i.imgur.com/1mZPBxe.png
I have to guess the pictures on the right and the submit's a sliver of a button.
>>121971727
What do you mean she was looking over my shoulder the whole time? Nothing says fresh quite like chopped spiders in your drink and the venom, really gives those pastries quite the kick!Please help me I'm begging you.
>>121971532Post?
>>121971912
i need pictures of goat dad being happy with goat son
>>121972113
>>121971762
I want to smooch a ghost.
>>121972109
Waiting for Anon getting reset on a ride Frisk really likes and asking about it.And then asking Frisk for a single reset to sneak an extra day out of the park.
>Boards > GameFAQs Contests > The Undertale rally
>SBAllen (Admin) 25 minutes ago
>Howdy all. I've reviewed the logs over the past few hours and there's absolutely no funny business going on here
>>121972108
Human-on-Monster rape is a common occurrence.
>>121972140
Holy shit. It finally happened. Skeleton incest Mpreg. What a time to be alive.
>>121972038
That's what you get for owning a denim jacket your loser
>>121972220
Not enough of these.
>>121963616
kek sans youre so funny
>>121972182
you can use the numpad. enter will probably work.
or enable legacy captcha through 4chan x and do away with this shitty minigame.
I want to save Flowey
>>121971696
The no aged up player character bullshit is getting really old.
>>121972238
>Howdy
IT'S AN INSIDE JOB
>>121972238
>Howdy
ayy
>>121972182
>Additionally, is anyone else having to deal with this BS?
Yeah, it's been like that for the past half-hour
>>121972228
>>121972229
Don't we all, Anon.
>>121972238
>Howdy
Definitely some funny business.
>>121972319
>See this flower, my son.
>One day it will be yours.
>>121972140
Somehow I'm glad that it's so badly drawn.
>>121966450
Bitch, Sans is a fucking -Skeleton Jedi-. How he got that way is unknown and never will be unfortunately.
>Obi Bone Kenobi.
>be me
>be ghost
>an ugly as shit ghost
>those super expensive synthetic prosthetic bodies come up on the market
>I'm buying the most attractive one I can
At least I can buy my way out of my own appearance.
Do you think Asgore ever gardens naked
Do you think he did it will Flowey was in his garden
>>121972386
dat bulge
>>121971481
I'm sure it will be fine.
>>121972371
I need a comic of the Huey's trial cutscene, with Frisk as Venom, Chara as Kaz, Sans as Ocelot, and Alphys as Huey.
I need it badly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2LNl0iklkA
>>121972492
He probably peed right in Flowey's mouth.
>>121972380
Fuck. There's 5 more to go.
>>121972469
>an ugly as shit ghost
lies m8, all ghosts are really fucking cute.I would smooch a ghost
>>121972140
>ruining perfect and pure brotherly love with mpreg
disgusting
>>121972386
Would smooching Mettaton count?
>>121972492
given the timeline shit probly but flowey probably didn't care
>>121972553
>>121972553
>>121972553
>>121972553fuck image limit tonight boys
>>121971912
I have an album with over 100. Some of them are repeats and thumbnails though, forewarned
http://imgur.com/a/qav4B?
>>121972185
Oh, I totally believe you, Anon! Spiderbucks sounds like a wonderful establishment! Is Muffet hiring?Wink wink nudge nudge
>>121972595
woooahaooow
>>121967953
IF I PULLED OFF YOUR SKULL WOULD YOU DIE?
>>121966663
>tfw the lesbian fish living on your street keeps bringing down the property value of the whole neighborhood by constantly burning her house down while cooking spaghetti
>>121972668
You should come by and see for yourself!Maybe that's how I can start my Slice of Life story, a hapless anon walks into Spiderbucks thinking it's a Starbucks and Muffetwrapshim into working as an employee and eventually things go from there
Any drawfag requests?
>>121968817
27135 people are having a Bad Time.
>>121967504
>do I have anything to actually fear?
Getting a healthy meal.
I've finally found a Death by Glamour cover that captures the energy of the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHhe8begOQk
Post David Bowiebots
>>121972954
Little kid Undyne wearing cardboard armor
>>121972954
flowey trying to kill people while in a flowerpot glued to the floor
>>121972954
Little Undyne admiring/pestering Gerson
>>121972372
>>121972341
I see, thank you both.
Using the numpad doesn't work for me, but I'll look into 4chan x.
>>121972954
Lonely kid Alphys crying alone at the garbage dump
mfw Hard Mode gets patched in to the game....
Final Boss/Secret Boss is what no one ever expected. The Annoying Dog that absorbed the Legendary Artifact.
>>121973071
Pretty sure legacy is an option without 4chan x. It should be in the settings.
>>121973212
>Final Boss/Secret Boss is what no one ever expected. The Annoying Dog that absorbed the Legendary Artifact.
>theme song is all the final boss themes but all the instruments are dogs
>>121972053
You can't link something like that to some disappearances of children that happened within the past 100 years or so
>>121969361
They made a good thing for the cringiest of reasons
>>121966767
But that fight is fun as fuck...why would you want it to end
>>121966663
I have this flower in my lawn that keeps talking to me nice at first, then it just gets sadistic, help.
>>121969971
Seeing this made me give a shit about Gamefaqs' shitty game poll for the first time. Delicious.
>>121970934
>Dat Papyrus as sans
I didn't know that i needed this in my life.
But now i do.
>>121973236
So it is! You're rad, thanks for pointing it out. I was using appchan x before so I could make my own mascot, but the extension doesn't support legacy captcha apparently so fuck that
>>121973827
No problem anon. I don't use it myself, but I know some anons prefer it.The sign pictures are seriously bullshit.
>>121973827
4chan X allows custom CSS.
I use it to display an image on the side of the page, and behind posts. I think this is basically what your mascot thing is.
>>121973827
Also you can move the quick reply window so the captcha doesn't go off the page.
>>121968017
Where are people even getting that they're dating? The last "proof" I heard someone present was because she promoed undertale super hard
>>121966663
>some skeleton guy is handing out plates of spaghetti out by the local park in town.
>people walk away with tears in eyes, and quivering lips...shit must be good
>oh sweet god how can noodles and tomato sauce be so inedible?
>force self to swallow back vomit to not make skeleton dude feel sad, something about him just makes me feel bad if I show my displeasure
>go away to cleanse mouth
>see other skeleton selling lemonade
>praise heaven
>lemonade is just him dropping a whole lemon into a cup
>voice my displeasure
>skeleton says he'll give me a full refund
>realize I havent paid anything
>>121966663
>Be me
>sees new monster neighbor
>cute as fuck bunny girl
>walking her pet
>pet is "bunny"
>work up courage to start conversation with cute neighbor as I walk my own dog
>ask her about her pet
>bunny girl says its her little brother
>me realizing neighbor I thought was the most normal out of new neighbors is the weirdest of all
>>121970449
FORBODEN
Post your favorite Undertale quote.
"I guess if you came back, we were never really friends in the first place. But dont tell the other Sans's"
>>121977512Ask again on the newest thread anon