Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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What went wrong?

>TI5 started in May
>STILL no immortal
>STILL no axe comic
>STILL no desert terrain
>STILL no sign of new(read:ported) heroes
>STILL no arcana

WHAT DO THEY DO ALL DAY?! SERIOUSLY?!

>>121903567
>just a tv journalist that got caught up in this

please do tell how she got caught up in dota 2.

t. only player since a few months

>>121904761
>white

Reminder that Peruvians/Russians/Pinoys were able to see throught Riot's honeypot game and ignored unlike sissy white "boys"

youtube.com/watch?v=nOIQKd7m6jE

Blowjob pov cam released guys

>>121904761
Working at valve eats the living soul out of you. They use the notorious stack ranking system. SF is where the good tech jobs are, Seattle is where the slave tier tech jobs are.

>>121904878
>russians arent white

LOVE this meme

>>121904838

Valve paid her to do a hosting job at TI2.

Virgin sperglords went like "woah kaci rocks pls be my waifu forever"

Kaci was all flattered and enjoyed all the e-love she got on twitter from dotards.

Since she did her job well and people liked her Valve decided to employ her next year. And the following one. And the one after that.

Not sure if this is what "got caught up in this" means, not that anon.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS

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If she got to 5k would everyone like her again?

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

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>>121905117
It stopped being funny after the first year:

TI3: "lol guys I dont know nothing about Dota XD"

>well its expected maybe next year she'll know something

TI4: "lol guys I dont know nothing about Dota XD"

TI5: "lol guys I dont know nothing about Dota XD"

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Happy diwali to all my designated indian friends

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>>121905252

I already like her. It's truly amazing she doesn't get hit on. Or maybe she has insanely high standards.

Alliance will crush EG and Secret, Sweden will take the first place in all majors.

>>121905117
>>121905280
That's kind of sad.
I went to her wiki page for info and found out her news anchor career isnt going so well. She even bailed of a set mid broadcast like a nervous breakdown.

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>>121905453
And then someone takes TI behind their back
Sounds like Sweden alright

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>>121905520
dota breaks the soul of another

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>>121904761
>tfw bruno will never do an ama on d2g again

>>121905531
>no james
>no bruno
>most popular casters aren't even 5k mmr

How long will the game of dota 2 reborn survive at this pace ???

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>>121905602

High Def cameras sure are unflattering

>>121905636
those letters in the notebook are so shopped it's not even funny, next time write them yourself instead of using an existing font

>>121905696
>>/reddit/

>open /d2g/
>not a single post about the actual game

Is it time for a separate general for discussion about dota without this eceleb shit?

>>121905602
>He plays Dota
>His soul isn't broken to begin with.

Reminder: Reddit will not be satisfied until supports look something like this:

>Land your 1000 range disable
>Land your 1000 range nuke
>FIRST BLOOD
>Press R
>Teamwipe
>Get 6-slotted at 10 minutes because all your items are free
>Walk up to a tower and press E
>DIRE'S MIDDLE TOWER HAS FALLEN
>Ancient explodes at 20 minutes
>It's okay because I picked support and supports can't be OP

>>121905836
Fel free to post your trench blog about how a third worlder ruined your game, your shitty ideas for fixing Void or shitposting about HotD.

>>121905836
why don't YOU talk about the game

>>121905905
>your shitty ideas for fixing Void
Just revert the nerfs he got a while back. He was absolutely fine offlaner then.

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>>121904981
She went to Singapore alone while Keksfan stayed at home to feed his dogs or parrots or whatever the fuck he has.

>>121905898
>That greentext
>Earthshaker in 1 years.txt

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>>121905067

I don't think I've ever seen Dota/Twitch/this thread as dead as it is right now before. I'm starting to get genuinely worried bros

>>121905354
pro tip: shes a retard

>>121906082
exams coming up, ppl w8ing for frankfurt

>>121905089
>slavs
>White

>>121906082
Worried about what ?
Less shitposting ?
Just wait 2 more days.

>>121906082
probably just for this week.
this general will be back alive by major.

>>121906321
Nah, Dota will be broken the day skadi and deso stack

Omniknight has almost 58% winrate even in the 5k bracket yet is nowhere to be seen in the pro scene. What's the deal?

>>121904981
her voice makes me hard tbqhwu family

>>121906417
diffusal blade

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JUST had the best comeback from two rax

LOLBABS WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS

>>121906480

So even 5k+ players refuse to buy it?

>>121905636
Heres your (You)

>>121905354
She has high standards, and I think she already has a relationship

I know this because I'm from the netherlands too and she lives in rotterdam afaik

>>121906417
Pro scene play style and regular play style is not the same. Omni is a beast in regular games but I think he is not that useful in team fights as some other heroes in the pro scene.
But it's very situational.

>>121905520
>She even bailed of a set mid broadcast like a nervous breakdown.
gonna need a video to this m8

>>121904761
Oh that is just gruesome.

>>121906417
in pub games you can just trade 'lanes' with omni as long as you get your own lvls and farm
in pro games they will easily abuse his melee non ranged spells + setup form in lanes, and many drafts can play around omni by either just getting diffusal blades or not fighting into his team when you can't deal with him.

that said he is a very good niche pick in the same way that brood/huskar works, so I think he has very good winrate but low pickrate.

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surely bruno will be on the analyst desk in frankfurt? right guys?


right? ;_;

>>121904761
he needs his beard back

>>121866635
Oh no, what does this mean to the 100 people that play Dota in Korea? Oh, right, nothing really, they'll still be 100 but at least there's no Nexon.
Korea will not be a Dota playing country, and honestly, no one should give a shit. Just because they were "pioneers" in esports, with good old Starcraft and stuff, doesn't mean they're any more important than the rest of the world now. Dota2 is a
They're just a country of League of Lesbians players, where pro gamers practice so hard that they tend to be the best at every game they play, they don't want to play Dota, their loss, and great for us, we can have american and Euro teams win TI's instead of Koreans winning all the time.

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>>121906718
We all miss him, bro.

>>121906718
>>121907092

Fuck off, I actually can't stand Bruno he's a fucking faggot.

>>121906718
bruno looks like he stepped right from the 80s
I miss him

>>121907161
Reddit pls go

>>121907161
>>>/reddit/

What's up with these streams in the Dota 2 category getting banned?
I always seem to miss them.

>>121907161
fuck off to reddit

>>121907182
>bruno looks like he stepped right from the 80s
Welcome to South America.
We are 80's America but with smarthphones

>>121905339
Can't wait till that DESIGNATED server is back online.

>es ult ember
>ember spirit away missing it
>wp bro

fuck u stupid faggot it wasnt wp u fucking walked up to him fuck this game fuck these 1 man echo slams

Fallout

the moba killer

>>121907024
Honestly, who gives a shit. I think it's better that Dota is dead in Korea. Stops them from trivializing every finals at every event that involves them.

Literally League and Starcraft finals are always won by Koreans.

>>121907982
You just can't trivialize dota.
It doesn't have fixed constants like LeL has.

>>121907945
>AAA garbage
oh boy i love me some interactive movies

I'm kinda happy dota 2 wont become a thing in korea

because once those koreans put their minds to a game they ruin it for everyone, for the most part(no offense infiltration)

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>>121907275
>>121907294

Epic. Bruno is actually THE most Reddit guy in Dota right now.

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Will we see a storm pick at the majors ?

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>>121908257

>tfw manta lycan

People should do this more. Free lane push with no risk of feeding gold

>>121908257
>epic
Heres your (You)

>>121908295

I'm not sure if trying to say I am a male so I'm an idiot or if trying to say Cap is the most reddit guy in Dota. Either way fuck Kappatilist for his retardation and faggotry

>>121908346
They get the steroid damage ?

>>121908564
Yep, theyre a unit under your control

>>121908727
Viable, reported.

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twitch tv/mandarinka555

im in love anons pls hold me

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>tfw picking doom so a retard cant jungle

>>121908947
>they pick wraith king jungle anyway

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>Envy still thinks he is the spokesperson for the E sports scene.
Fuck off you shit tasting chink and win a relevant LAN first.

>>121908346
>>121908346
wanna green text your playstyle anon?

>playing dota when fallout 4 is live

why are you doing this dotards?

>>121908852
what a faggot

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>>121908852
Senpai ...
>You will never carry her in a tense game before carrying her IRL to the bed and smashing her senseless

>>121909073
i-i just want her to sit on my face ;_;

so, what happenend to james and bruno? Why they dont cast anymore?

>>121909149
she has no ass to begin with. do you fall in love with every woman you see? holy shit anon.

>>121909028
Fuck off, Todd

>>121909203
bruno works at valve
james i dont know. he's a rich kid so he'll be fine

>Major starts in a few days
>Zero hype
>Don't even know the brackets or all the teams playing

How the fuck did Dota fall so far as an esport? I miss the good old days of TI3.

>another day goes by where sven is not viable

>>121909260
>do you fall in love with every woman you see?
yes

>>121909407
no wonder you used a pepe image. are you from /r9k/ too?

Dota is honestly just a BadLeague.

>>121909260
>ass man
how does it feel to be subhuman?

>>121909019
>tp boots
>push lane farthest from drama
>as soon as you see people go missing count to 5, tp to opposite lane
>push lane to t3, tp to opposite lane and send wolves/manta to chip at towers.

Its the basic choke strategy by holding all lanes and constantly sending minions to chip

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>>121909378
Because Dota as an Esport is just the same teams picking the same heroes for the whole patch until a new one comes out, then it's a month of interesting Dota while everyone finds out the OP FotM free-win heroes and then it's just back to the same shit every single time.

>OH WOW THEY PICKED SLARDAR AGAIN
>OH WOW THEY PICKED QOP AGAIN
>OH WOW THEY PICKED DARK SEER AGAIN


Then the cycle repeats with Dota dead on the inside a little bit more each time.

>>121908072
That's a good point. Koreans are only really good at complete braindead twitch gameplay that LoL and Starcraft encourage, where only the general overarching strategy matters instead of actually thought process behind gameplay at the concrete level.

>>121909560
Heres your (You)

>>121896709
Essence Aura doesn't proc on orbs, other 0 cooldown spells are okay

>>121909567
Also when farming jungle or ancients always send your wolves to last hit in lane. Shift que through camps while you micro wolves

>>121909481
>>121909590
Shill please go.
It our our fault that sissy white boys can't appreciate the gift of God that Dota is.
You should learn from Russian/Peruvains/Pinoys.

>>121909686
lmao skywrath aghs

thx man

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>Prostate yourself!

What did he mean by this?

5 chooses my new avatar

Thanks

>>121908081
Are you jealous?

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>>121909905
>Picking Skywrath and OD on the same team

NyxnyxnyxnyxnyxHAHAHAHAHAHAHANYXNYX....nyx nyx

>>121910015
your post was a 5

so congrats on your new avatar

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>>121910015

>>121910015
'I hate myself'

>>121909590
I'm certain there are a lot of heroes that are decent in the current meta but everybody is too lazy to experiment and go out of the meta to train non-FOTM heroes instead of training FOTM heroes.
Because it involves risk and there is money on the line.

>>121910183
Same goes for ranked, just switch money with mmr

Post yfw no WR ever builds BKB and yet no one ever builds Heaven's Halberd.

>MUH OP HEROES

>>121910263
SHUT UP BITCH WR IS OP WHY SHOULD I BUILD HH WHEN I CAN BUILD A _DAEDALOUS_

THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE RETARD

>>121910263
>Implying this SJW mentality of "If I cry hard enough , all problems will go away"hasn't already ruinned community.
THANKS RTC
THANKS REDDIT

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>>121910015

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>>121910263
here is mfw

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>>121910015
i WANT TO BE INSIDE FWOSH IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION.

>>121910263
everyone who complains about wr is literally sub 2k retard
free loss in higher mmr's

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What three heroes are the less played by ex-LoL players?

Venomancer, Viper and Necrolyte. Because of how toxic they are

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>>121910854
Fuck off LD.

What happened to zai's twitter?

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>>121910015

EE MAD AS FUCK

>>121911018
are the beds too hard again?

why would you ever get a midas on alch

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>staying late at work
rip

at least i will have less time for boredom in the evening because my motherboard died

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>>121910263
post yfw no one builds abyssal on wr but me

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>>121910015

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>mfw someone says something funny and i imagine nyx assassin laughing

>watch sheever
>she loses 2 games in a row
>close stream
>she loses another
>close stream
>another loss in the making

holy shit

>>121911952
Ahahaahaha nyx nyx nyx hahahah

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>tfw no charismatic bird hero that ultimately betrays his team mates to a horrible demise out of self interest

>>121912082
griffith a shit

anybody know what happened to the top rus dota grill stream? Her channel is banned

>>121910263
>le pls dont nerf my meme free mmr hero

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>>121910015

>>121911018
EE is right though. The 6 month lock doesn't serve the players. It makes valves job easier, that's why it's done.

>>121912164
Griffith did nothing wrong

Alright it was pretty awful but come on who would pass up becoming a God, Enigma sure didn't

>>121912615
thats a man

>>121912164

Gatsu pls go, you kek.

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Guess the meme.

>>121912770
It takes a man to say no against a god, and griffith is no man

>>121912810
I'll look forward to the eventual chapter where griffith gets cut in half by the dragonsword

>>121912082
just tp out in the middle of a teamfight with phoenix

>Get caught 1v3 while warding because neither support is
>Spam pinged by Peruvian to back out

THANK YOU THAT IS VERY HELPFUL I HAD NO IDEA MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER YOU FUCKING GENIUS

>>121912810
>>121912870
>>121912770
>>121912164
>>121912082
I watched start of it. Why wasn't the rest animated as well?

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>>121912164
guts is little bitch, implying he would survive 5 seconds on his own without this kek babysiting him.

>>121912082
Basically skywrath
>charismatic to fujoshis and gays (aka dota fanbase)
>ultimately betrays his team mates to a horrible demise just by existing, because he's le flying tome of exp
>his own motivation is being Venge's maid

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I thought it was a running joke, but he's actually retarded right?

I mean I expect gulagites to complain aimlessly about everything, but you would expect a "pro" to think for two seconds before going on a sperging spree on twitter just for 5 minutes later type "oh hey sorry I'm retarded actually xDD"

>>121910704
go away karen

>>121913070
>SWM
>game goes over 20 minutes
>lose
And what lane are you even supposed to play this guy, dual offlane?

>>121913179
>Update
Just a reminder that this is all Reddits fault

so is it worth torrenting fallout 4 or should I wait some more weeks for modding to take off?

>>121913053
Skull Knight is Gaiseric right? I remember all the bodies at the bottom of the castle in Midland had the Brand on them, wasn't the idea he sacrificed his kingdom to become a God Hand, then decided he wanted to fight them?

>>121913305
Roaming ganker 4 position

>>121912615
winrar

>>121913626
>roaming ganker with no disables and a godawful slow

>>121913305
>what lane
?
hes a support that can play pos 4, pos 5, gank and zone
stop being stuck in lanes m8
you can for example start out in safelane zoning, then go mid and zone/stack, hold runes very well, go offlane and zone, go mid and gank/zone, go back safelane and gank/zone
once you get good at playing around enemy wards/using those two first smokes pre 7 minutes sky will become your go to lastpick support, trust me

>>121913053
griffith woudln't have accomplised shit without guts. he'd be still stuck in his tent deluding himself about his dream
`

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>>121913820
>yfw bounty hunter exists

I never have any idea who to play and am a 2k-ish (relatively new) babby slowly climbing in normals. How bad of an idea is it to just random lock every game?

Why are graphics in this game so muddy and ugly? No, I'm not playing on the lowest settings, it's not the issue.

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>>121910015
HE

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>>121912921
>neither support
as if 3 SUPPORT MEME XDD

>>121913820
>4 sec 20 something slow at 1500 range is bad
hardest part about ganking without a smoke early is fogging the enemy, sky can do this pre 4 minutes in dayvision before the enemy has boots and its ez kill against many heroes that doesnt have leap or a very good escape mechanism, even then you can lvl silence by lvl 3

>>121914039
Was this an actual attempt at communication?

>>121913950
Loda & Kelly play Fallout 4.jpg

7 decides my steam avatar

>>121914019
its good if you want to learn offlane, because any hero can offlane with FREE boots + tangos and salve at lvl 1

>>121913950
>yfw shuriken is a spell

>>121914164
no

>>121912082
>tfw no weeb genocide to purge the earth of toxic subhuman filth

>>121914019
pretty bad if you want to win since you have no clue what any of the heroes do and will probably just throw games. find a hero you really like and main them

or you can >>121914175 do this because the +200 starting gold is amazing

>>121914019
Also for what it's worth without oogabooga posting I almost always win lane; my losses are universally from two peruvian chucklefucks running a combined KD of 2-18 by 20 minutes.

>>121914175
I can usually figure out where I'm going and mark it on the map after I lock in before anybody else has time to say anything so it works out in that regard,

>>121914124
no, sorry i dont want to talk about your problems

EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 21m21 minutes ago
Alright there's no lock till post 2nd major everything's Gucci actually.

siiiigh finally had a chance to get some stability in the scene and its gone _-_

>>121914251
baka desu senpai

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>>121914153

>>121914252
>pretty bad if you want to win since you have no clue what any of the heroes do and will probably just throw games. find a hero you really like and main them

I know how to play most heroes including the hard ones, this is a non-issue

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>>121914164
7 checkem

>>121914447
woah senpai

>>121914398
then by all means random every game, because the random gold is basically unfair if you can play anyone

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>>121913179
Did you never watched a interview with him? He has legit autism

@121914176
(You)

>>121914350
loving this "stability" meme almost as much as the "oversaturation" meme

>>121914398
its w.e
the only bad thing that can go is draft wise
they can counter drafr you easier

imaginane you random a riki

theyll just slardar bh you

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>>121914447
thefuck

kill yourself

>>121914350

Anime runs this shit confirmed.

>>121914489
I suppose, worst case scenario I reroll and I'm out a net 100 gold anyway.

>>121914536
Nobody at my MMR knows how to counter pick letalone ward properly.

>>121913179
EternalEnvy, the guy who wants professionalism from tournaments and tournaments (the guy complains about every minor thing) while not wanting to be a professional himself.

>>121914682
organizers*

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>>121914539
THAT SHIT IS FUCKING RUBBLES DONT TRY TO CHEAT ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

>>121914501
wtf

>>121914539
>95% meat
memefood is the worst

>>121914153
Underrated post

why arent you watching puppey interview senpaitachi

http://www.twitch tv/i_am_kemal

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>>121914536
>get epik lol so randum in my team
>Niggercunt has randomed phantom lancer
>"haha I guess I'm taking safelane now xD"
>enemy picks
>earthshaker
>ember spirit
>sven

>>121914801
well to be fair no american who would want such a burger could afford it

>>121905354

high standards... dude she's 6foot9 or some stuff. of course she needs some incredible big black man to satisfy her needs.

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>>121914891
fucking pussy, this is a food real man should eat

>>121914962
>That echo
wtf senpai

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Does anyone here like Dota 2?

>>121915021
Was there an actual point to this post?

>>121915119
We don't like anything beside whining about reddit and anime

>>121910704

fwoshy a qt desu senpai

>>121915080
that burger is 40-50% meat
thanks for proving my point

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Man, QoP is a fun hero, why did I avoided it for so long?

Is kemal our guy?

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>>121915119

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>Artour vapes
So it's confirmed?

rtz vapes confirmed by puppey

>>121915212
Slow as shit.

>>121906252
Shlomo pls.

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>>121915035
>tfw you know a 6'4 stripper

People are just intimidated by tall girls, most guys can't handle a girl being taller and/or stronger than them.

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>>121915119
ummmm are u in the right thread?

>>121915119
i dont know i have never played dota, i only watch streams and pro games and shitpost about it here

>>121915272
>why the fuck
i sure loooove these epikk vague meems where u just type something that makes no sense and appear meisterious and shizz xDD

u feel me Senpai Bro Chad wanna Vape yo Lmao dude Cigarrettes... ops exCuse me Electronic Cigarette!! Pfttt Weed dude Lmao ALchohol lol!

>>121915272
>Vaping

I hate hipsters so much holy shit if your tiny baby girl lungs can't take hot air don't smoke, it's like training wheels on an adults bike

>>121915272
I didn't know it was possible for him to be more of a manchild with shit taste but there we go.

>>121915347
>stronger
You realize that it's easier to get gains when you're short and that men are biologically programmed to not like tall girls?

Enjoy your fetish because that's all it is.

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What's on his mind? Why did he trick us into thinking that Arteezy's playing position 4?

>>121915537

Duuur people vape because it's better for you than smoking

>>121915517
>i have never played dota

why not? it's fun ignore the memers here it really is in a stack

>>121915641
What a hipster thing to say desu senpai

>Turkish billionaire asking dota players for skype interviews

lol

man what a short interview

kemal seems like a cool guy though

>>121915854
More like sends a fat 4 digit check with a note : "intereview is tomorrow at 5 CEST dont be late"

>>121910704

shut up sing

>>121915520
I bet you don't got friends to Snapchat with.

>>121915567
>>121915537
Who cares if it's vaping, using Zig Zags, Backwoods, cigars, shisha, etc it's all the same fucking shit.

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>>121915629
>Why did he trick us into thinking that Arteezy's playing position 4?
>doubting the mastermind
Artour will switch to position 4,
He's literally goodAui with better farming pattern and mech skill

>>121915993
I'm sure the guy with a fwosh fetish is the same guy that dumped her.

Maybe if we were talking about James...

>>121915854
Rich people have all the free time in the world.

>>121916135

>sing dumped fwosh

Other way around senpai

GOD DAMNIT WHEN WILL SUPPORT MEME OF PAIN FUCKING DIE ALREADY

>>121916184
no its not
she said on her stream he dumped her for pro dota career

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guys

>>121905252
She would be much more respected and invited to more events, that's for sure.

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>>121916247
Our guy

>>121916247

I wonder if they ever fugged.

That makes no sense though. Tons of pros have gfs. Sounds like a fake reason honestly.

>>121916401
Of course they did, Sing became shit at dota.

>>121916298
shit hero

>>121905252
yes, because then her casting might actually be relevant

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why did windrunner piss herself?

>>121916401
Lets see the best team in the world

>Fear
no gf
>Sumail
no gf
>Arteezy
no gf
>Universe
no gf

>the weakest mechanical player PPD
has gf

hmm

>>121916401
she even lived with him for a month i think, i remember sing made an anouncement on twitter he would stream, and then he was hour late because he was fucking karen.

it makes a lot of sense desu, distant relationships sucks

>>121916574
>windrunner
Who?

>>121916574
confronted by a good hero in lane

>60 minutes in your only hard carry gets aghs scythe'd in your base
>you don't call GG

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>tfw no gundam hero

>>121916806
>forgetting about clockwerk

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>>121913491

Atleast wait a few weeks for bug patches (lol) and graphic tweaks from the community. You don't want to spend that many hours in a world looking that shit

>>121916806
>gundam wing

LMAO

literally bottom 3 of all gundam series

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what does d2g think of Team Liquid? Are they a valid team?

>>121916806
>forgetting about timbersaw the saw that will cut the heaven

>>121913491
buggy game where you have to kill your son in the end or nuke boston
I mean why bother, it's a piece of shit that gives a bethesda boner to corrup reviewers, play actual good games instead

also
>torrenting
>being this poor
>liking malware this much

>>121917090
A decent T3 team.

>>121913491
>>121917005
I have a radeon hd 6800 series graphic card can I play fallout 4 or will I have to wait for mods that make the game easier to run?
asking here since thread is sort of dead anyways, but add your favourite offlaner if you want to be doto related, mines clock.

>>121917090
an actually likeable team who does legit plays but still needs to get better

>>121916806
>>>/lolg/

>>121915567
>men are biologically programmed to like girls with shit genes
Kek, maybe you will find little princess to protect someday anon-san!

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>No solo queue
>Enemy team has Magnus, PA, Earthshaker and some other shit for a massive wombo combo, compared to our 4 carries because it's a team game
>Deny them the satisfaction of unfairly farming uncoordinated morons for an hour by abandoning
>Exit LP after 4 terrific games in a row
>Close Dota satisfied, not mad and ready to not play for a long time

What's the best way to browse Dota Imba's hero information?
Dotapedia seems to not have been updated in a long time, lacking many heroes.
Playing each hero would take too long.
There's not enough time in the pick phase to browse through each hero.

>two supports
>Zero wards

>>121917428
I LOVE this meme

>>121917428
Check your carry privilege. You haven't been through the trials they've been through.

Who here watching Rexi strim STARK vs NLG?

>>121917428
>four carries
>zero victories

>>121917339
>>not play for a long time
why though

>>121917428
then you buy the wards c uck

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>>121917339
>Queue up
>My 4 peruvians pick 4 carries
>The other teams peruvians pick 5 carries
>Pick support
>Collect free win

>>121917690
HAAHHAHA U PICKED A SUPPORT HOW DOES THE DICK TASTE BROTHER?

>>121917629
Because this game is awful and unfun to play and imbalanced and managed horribly and being good has nothing to do with winning a game until solo queue is brought back.

>>121917690
>tfw doing this with omniknight

being able to just straight up make your right-clicking retards invincible so that they can out-right-click the other right-clicking retards is amazing

>>121917741
>whaa I want supports on my team
>HAHA UR A SUPPORT IM BETTER THAN U xd

>>121917741
Not the same guy, but it tastes pretty good.

>>121917760
yeah, i still don't understand why solo queue is gone either

like ... you could have it, or you could not have it. why take it out

i think i might be one of the only people who plays this game a lot and still likes it. if i didn't like this game i wouldn't continue to play it and do that to myself

Reminder that Dire is the tool of 50%.
Dodge it when possible.

>>121917741
It tastes like victory

You can have your triple kills, I'll have my wins :^)

>>121917958
How you dodge without getting the penalty?

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>>121917958
dotards?

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>misery

JUST

>>121917887
>like ... you could have it, or you could not have it. why take it out

Because Valve gets off knowing they can do exactly the opposite of what everyone wants and still be regarded as the Kwel Kompany and make a cool $5,000,000 a day off garbage sets and shitty compendiums.

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I want to marry Nahaz-chan!

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>>121917339
I'm still baffled as to why solo queue was removed.

>enemy picks alchemist
>gank him without mercy as he mindlessly farms his jungle because he has nothing but reliable gold untill he gets relic
mid autists are the easiest fucks in the game to read

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>>121918125

>>121918175
Careful dude, lets not get too creepy.

This is someone's daughter, remember that

>Claims to be a good support
>Takes your last hits

Will autistically spamming mid Viper teach me how to mid and/or carry in this game?

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>>121917741
I got 5k spamming supports (mostly lion/silencer/dazzle)
Feels good man

>>121918406
No but it will teach you the 'win lane lose game' meme

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>>121918381
>Careful dude, lets not get too creepy.

>This is someone's daughter, remember that

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>TFW NO TIME STOPING HERO

DOTARRRRRRRRRRDS

>>121918424
any tips you'd recommend to a newbie hoping to calibrate well with supports? any particular hero choices

>>121918381
every girl ever born is someone's daughter 2bh

>>121918406
If you go treads mek you will learn how to deathball.

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I go shower and I miss a Puppey interview.

I sure hope there are VODs of this shit.

>>121918457
>actually ran into one of these people
>said ez mid after we won the game

>>121918592
>enemy team picks ta + slardar
>pick viper, tell team to go ds off + dazzle support
>rush pt aquilla wand mek
>push sidelanes and 5 man down their lanes as their TA can't do shit with the deso she got from stacking
feels gud

>>121918592
>deathball

Does that mean something good or bad

>Puppey doesn't even like dota
That's kinda depressing desu senpaitachi.

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>>121918550
>any tips you'd recommend to a newbie hoping to calibrate well with supports?
Either pick retard abusing supports like disruptor or supports that scale very well like WD/WW/Lina.

>>121918457
Then what are some good heroes to learn to mid with

When are we going to get bots in ability draft?

>>121918527
>chronosphere

>>121918864
For winning? Grinding mmr? fun?
I dunno what you want senpai

If you want to learn how to mid-carry just play TA and SF

>>121918864
You don't learn the game by playing mid, you learn buy buying courier, wards and sucking fat nigger dick.
- /d2g/

Missed the interview and can't find any vods but I did find this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmofCkicLns

>>121918837
panty and stocking!

>>121919082
>bad support upset because he's bad

I'll play support if I need to fill the role, but boy do I hate these players that say they'll play support only to turn out they fucking can't.

>>121919046
for learning

fun is also nice

>armlet
>retarded OP on huskar
>absolute dogshit on any other hero
dotards ?

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why is there a BANE carry in stark vs nlg

>>121919323
epic

>that one autistic piece of shit that decides hes going to "only farm now" and throws the game when he doesnt get what he wants

i hope these people get asscancer

>>121919325
>Doesn't play core Bane

>>121919190
I play support once in a blue moon when I bump onto someone more tryhard than me that actually manages to mark mid faster than me. If he does that, by all means I let him go mid, harass offlaners and stack camps for him. I wouldn't wish bad supports on my enemies desu senpai.

>>121919323
>Not going armlet naga for dem tanky illusions

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>>121919325
because hes a big guy


also, how do you guys like my food I just cooked

its fetamincedmeat roll with red wine sause

bretty good fäm

>>121919325
the big guy has finally realised his potential

>>121919438
good man

>>121919484
blogpost/10

Some oddshots from the Puppey interview:

http://oddshot.tv/shot/i-am-kemal-20151110173719876
http://oddshot.tv/shot/i-am-kemal-20151110174018943
http://oddshot.tv/shot/i-am-kemal-20151110174838510
http://oddshot.tv/shot/i-am-kemal-20151110174947514

I am still trying to find an actual vod.

>>121919484
looks yummy, could do with some fresh green vegetables tho

>>121917760
all thse seck maymays in one post.

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>>121919392
>tfw 15-3 and whole team is 1-7 0-8 2-10 etc
>Enemy team is more balanced with supports that do their job
>They are down 2 sets of racks
>Sell all my items and start feeding couriers

BEST. GAME. OF. MY. FUCKING. LIFE. I REGRET. NOTHING.

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@121919484
yeah fuck off

>>121919539
Is blogging a bad thing?

>>121919650
Hell is empty.

>>121918208
unreliable you mean

>>121919484
uuh I'd be hungry as fuck 2 hours after that

@121919484
@121919670

freaking epic dude!

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thoughts?

>>121919830

worst cosmetic in the game/10

>>121919753
whopsi tosh

>>121919830
viable vs PA

>>121919830
awfull

>>121919830
Viable vs PL reported

>be me
>pick everything for any position
>see teammate whos 400mmr above me wants to hardcarry pl
>check his account
>last 20games are carries
>average gpm is 300
>average last hits is 120
>nope.jpg
>pick tb and the dude rages a little but than gives up and goes jungle
>our qop mid who has died 7times to a shadowfiend chimes in
>calls me a troll and how i cant suppoty the 4.5k player who will carry us to victoryu
>hes 0-6 right now
>im 4-1
>qop thinks its an excellent idea to just follow me everywhere and steal farm
>ask why hes doing this
>*because your a troll, you insta pick position one because your just a fucking troll*
>noargumenthere.jpg
>accept the loss
I dont even want to que again after that i was on a 10+game winning streak with TB and the only way i lose one is because my teammate fed and stole last hits from me.

TÄNÄÄN TORILLE BOYS