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Cute squidboy returns to your side very quickly, as if he was never gone.
>>121862765
squid love of the highest caliber
>>121862808
Unranked or ranked?
Are you new?
What rank are you?
xth for marienot including the other two ugly squids
>>121863028
When I'm about to cum, she'll fart, pushing the cum back up my urethra
>>121862920
I'm convinced you're a fujoshi who never sleeps.
>>121863156
Heeey, haven't seen you in a while.
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hotdogs > Marshmallows
Planes > Cars
Decepticons > Autobots
Pirates > Ninjas
You guys deserve that for trying to bring e-liters to towers
sex with marie sex with marie!
>>121864307
Had to try it
The cutest pair!
I would post a long-ass reply to a three hour old post in the old thread right after the new thread had been made. And I thought I was being helpful. What a damned fool.
Also, ALL CAPS GUY needs to both calm down and git gud. All your teammates keep huddling up together? Why not protect their dumb asses with bubbler? And your opinions on the splatlings are garbage baka desu senpai
Anybody specifically want a turn in the hotseat?
>>121863776
I figure for now I'm going to look into CSSJ and Tri Slosher. I think Disruptors are underrated but really need 1 Bomb Range to make full use of them. Thing I like about the Tri Slosher is that it has a really fast fire rate and even clipping with the edge of the slosh does 62.7 damage or so, meaning you only need to hit someone twice. I feel like Echo is better for pressing your advantage by holding your position while Bubble is better for taking an objective or making a very tight defense.
i want to cum on callie's feet!
so what's like the best weapons for each mode? I'm having trouble finding a good setup
>>121865162
Dynamo
>>121864770
i disagree
but it's still pretty cute
>>121865021
>>121864770
>>121865231
>not posting the OTP
>>121865475
eromame is kind of shitty
join private lobby
join the private lobby if you want
>>121865475
I like timid octos!
>>121865016
Ah, I didn't know if you were still around. That sounds really solid and I'll probably even do likewise since I've been thinking about taking on more of a support role in /ink/ squads (gotta really perfect the CSSJ though so as not to cause too much embarrassment/everyone immediately leaving because they think I'm trying to sandbag).
>>121865667
>>121865740
Who do I add
>>121865954
bum!!
>>121865475
>Singleplayer mechanics will never come to multiplayer
R U I N E D
i am the fucking worst at this game i can't aim for shit kill me
>>121865954
Bum_Nuggler if you don't already have me, send a reply if I need to accept a fr.
>>121866183
hey bum! if you leave the room dies
what gear should I use with the tentatek?
>>121866353
Well it'll be alive again after I accept the FR.
>>121865954
Hurry up and add Bum_Nuggler anon, we're waiting for you.
>>121865895
>Ah, I didn't know if you were still around
I'm here more than is healthy for me...
Ever since being pushed into the role of a support in other games I've come to enjoy it but full on support weapons don't seem to be that great in splatoon because it's a 4v4, which makes CSSJ difficult but I think Trislosher is more viable.
>>121866183
Sent man
everyone add
>Bum_Nuggler
and come to the private lobby
Sorry my thumb slipped and hit one of my teammates name
welp ggs, it was fun bum
SQUID SISTERS IN SWEATERS
I just remembered you guys can't hear or see my booyahs.
Lobby is back up.
>>121867049
>There's no keyhole sweaters in the game
You're doing it incorrectly, Nintendo
What's going on in this lobby?
>>121867219
I want one for my spaghetti
>>121867219
Well, the in-game Inklings don't have tits, so it'd entirely be a waste
>>121866625
We are all here forever, but I think /ink/ is probably one of the healthier places to be site-wise.
But yeah, I hear you on the non-viability aspect, especially if you are playing random ranked and you suddenly have a team of loners. But even in that case, you can just pick a buddy.
Ranked as a whole though should, in theory, lend itself well to support play-style since all of the objectives are centralized in one area, except for SZ with two zones.
This conversation has convinced me to get ahead on this new support meta. No more Tentateks for me, senpai.
>>121867495
u wot? I don't have a screencap on hand but the absolutely do, just not very big.
>>121867495
You don't understand the power of theyeah, you're right that's true
>>121867495
>Those thighs
G'damn
>>121867604
Taking a look back, I do notice if you squint very hard they do have mosquito bites
Certainly nothing that could put a keyhole sweater to even little use, though
>>121867280
>What's going on in this lobby?
>>121867495
I want to cunnilingus those thighs, then have her crush my face with her ass.
Damn, this bucket is GOOD
>drawing a dick at our base
i'm kinda bummed. a cockatoo bit one of my fingers (it's a bit of a complicated story; i volunteer at a rescue and adoption shelter for companion parrots) for those of you who aren't aware, large parrot can bite very hard. i got pretty lucky actually.
it's not one of the fingers i use to play, but i do feel some discomfort because it's my right middle finger, and i use my right index finger for all the shootin and junk.
>>121868046
>not having your first thought be wanting to fuck them
You subs truly have no idea what you're missing
>>121868119
I hoped someone would notice it, I had to redo it three times.
Bumnuggler's lag has reached new lows, I see
come back jimmy..
>>121868384
>Not understanding the basic fundamentals of the thighs
Not the Anon, but it is you who has no idea what you're missing
Hey Bum, it'sLink. I'd join the lobby you've got going now, but I've got work way too early in the morning to justify falling down the Splatoon rabbit hole. Glad to see you're keeping the hot seat thing going. I'll be around to lobby up tomorrow, any time after 2 in the afternoon est, figured it couldn't hurt to give everyone some advance notice.
>>121868508
new rule, if your on the opposite team of bum, make SURE your team has Disruptors
>>121869026
i tried the anti-bum device last time, didn't seem to help
>>121869026
>chuck one at him
>he's already swam right up to you by the time the effect kicks in
>>121869026
Better idea
Get ink mine and plant it on yourself.
Only way to take him out at the cost of yourself dying
>>121868778
I'll be on tomorrow night, a few hours after you
>>121868508
So it it better or worse?
>>121869530
It's hilariously bad.
I thought the tower was about to go all the way to our base
>>121869026
>pic
Fun song desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loqYlYqtsmY
>>121868556
sorry to drop out, had to feed the dog
>>121868778
>Many times tried to make a lobby, not successful
At least I can get in your lobbies and have a lot of fun (fairly regular and suggested games)
>2 p.m
Well shit, no lobby for me.
>>121869026
rainy somehow can counter him
Bum swimming in not inked floor
what are the new splattling's sub/super
>>121869950
Point sensors and kraken
>>121869530
I'll keep that in mind hombre. See you then.
>>121869774
2 pm is when I get out of work you see, not necessarily when the lobby starts. That's just my baseline. When would work for you man? Considering I'm already taking Bums later schedule into account, it'd be rude of me not to check.
sounds like someone's bragging about their own skeelz
i cant see bum!!!
GGs privates
some recent squid doodles
>>121869590
>>121869940
>>121869590
yeah, in that last UU match I had some trouble, people straight up not dying no matter how many times I hit them, killed by a kraken on the other side of the map, my ink not showing up. tonight's been real fun.
>>121869795
for whatever reason my lag only works against me when facing Rainy, probably because he uses weapons that kill in one hit and have more range than carbon.
>>121870151
>Not using the hero shot
kek
I literally hit nothing for like 8 seconds lol
>>121870209
ggs
>>121870240
>spic lag
Is /ink/ a bunch of poorfags? Never have I ever had this much lag.
welcome back my favorite rainy
>>121870120
I know but I thought it would start earlier
Im regularly free at 9 p.m EST.
I get out of uni at 7 p.m and need two hours to arrive and do stuff. (Hoping for no assignment)
>>121870231
those colors are adorable
FUCK CALLIE
thats it for now
im trying to draw a splatoon comic
>>121870290
i think it's probably just the ~privilege~ of having the hero shot that makes it feel so much better than the vanilla splatty. looks hella sweet, too.
Has anybody else stopped playing regularly? I used to have so much fun with the game, but the last time I played was the Halloween splatfest.
Hopefully they announce another update soon.
>>121870856
When and where?
>>121870912
these are adorable. i really love how you portray expression, and how you color. i think you have a unique, eye-catching style - it should really make your comic stand out! also, i hope you don't mind me saving these little doodles.
>waiting fifteen seconds after every game just to see the results
How...
inkmines! I HATE INKMINES! AAAAA!
>omae wa mou shindeiru
>>121871014
What's your rank?
>>121871164
Bum, that's how.
>>121870231
>>121870604
>>121870912
Cute stuff Anon. Your color work is pretty rad, and your thick-ass lines are pleasing to look at.
...the art lines. Though I'm sure you look fine too or whatever.
Lilbill moving around while we all wait for judd
>>121871186
Why? They're literally the worst sub in the game. It would be the one item in the game that actually needed a buff in the last update.
>>121871269
I'm rank S, but I literally just stopped playing ranked ever since I got there three months ago. I haven't even squadded up once. Maybe that's the reason.
>0/6
shit, I just realized what time it is. Sorry Bum-Lobby, we have to call it a night after this match.
>>121871419
Because the weatherman knows exactly where to put them to fuck me over.
bun laggler??
>>121871476
Maybe you should squad with /ink/ for some shenanigans, or the private lobby we just had.
>>121871686
Alright, that was too quick, we'll do one more.
ggs!!
thanks for hosting, bum!
see you all again soon
good night...
i know this is literally THE WORST place to ask, but... if you've been having silly, casual conversations with a friend on miiverse, is it weird to ask if they have skype? it's not even "h-heh hey u got skype? lets do some nintenprome mlg tech together huehuehue", just "hey i enjoy talking with you and would rather not have to go on fucking miiverse all the time"
some of them also come on /ink/ so idk... i'm probably worrying about nothing.
>>121870236
>Moray Towers
>Just like I thought, it's terrifying to be so high up... *whoosh*
>It's amazing everyone can battle so calmly. *shiver*
>This might be a bit too scary for me...
>*squeeze*
>Here. You won't be scared this way, will you? Heh...
>*~blush~* *chest tightening*
>>121870231
>>121870604
>>121870912
Super cute art! I love the colors, they're awfully prettyBut where's doodle no 2?
>>121871152
thanks senpai! i dont mind, go ahead, that's cool
>>121871280
heh, thanks! i post my stuff to tumblr as well, and i'll try to post sketches of the comic as i work on it.skvllsplitter.tumblr.com
>>121872109
Not weird at all if you ask me
>>121872109
>being this autistic
>>121872109check your miiverse
but seriously, they'll understand
>>121872201
>want to follow your tumblr, but then you would know what a huge fucking faggot i am
>as well as who i am, because of my name
>could follow on a side blog but hnnnng my paranoia
well that was fun ggs bum lobbyill have my revenge
That was pretty fun for my first lobby with you guys. No losing my rank lol
>>121872109
It's not weird at all, anon.
Also ggs bum lobby! Even with all the lag, I love ink lobbies
>>121872298
Looks like you just narrowly avoided getting squidbagged to deathBrade
>>121872240
i know this is probably just a shitpost, but i'm genuinely incredibly anxious about this. it makes me feel better to ask rather than sit here and go over it in my head a thousand ties.
>>121872405
shut uuuuuuup
>>121872441
yeah private lobbies are really fun with /ink/, too bad you cant earn dosh
>>121872109
It's ok, I've actually done that and talked more frequently with some friends from /ink/.
Maybe some of them already replied to this post.
>>121872115
good question
looks like it's just the lines
>>121872405
it's ok senpai
>>121872436
Your woomy doesn't look happy at all.
>>121872563
do people still not understand this isn't tumblr
if you want to blog so badly go to hsg or some shit
>>121872569
Man I wish I could spend all mine.
>>121872201
Sweet, I'll keep an eye on it. Any plans for what the content is gonna be about? Is it gonna be a serial thing, or a one-off strip?
(Also your Hiragana is hilariously sloppy. Practice practice practice!)
Hosting a new squad -Treebag
NNID -T-Secret
Let me know if you added me.My capture card isn't working for some reason so no recordings in these games ;_;
>>121872784
thanks, it's gonna be a one-off 4koma
はい!
>>121872493
whew lad dodged alunasized bullet tonight lolhow did you know, was it the picture?
Holy shit, finally S+ after a tense winning streak!
Dynamo
Custom Blaster
CSSjr
which do you all thing is a better support weapon?
>>121872753
stop blogging about blogging desu
>>121872946
I'm watching, I won't forget you wrongnaming the glory of squidbagging.But basically yes.
>>121872753
This isn't Twitter, take your microblog opinions elsewhere, fag.
>>121873061
The ss
Best support weapon is octobrush
>>121872910
2/4 SquadTreebag/ElaAlternatively, if no one comes, we can dualsquad if you want Ela.
>>121872109
I made my best friend on 4chan by asking "C-can we be friends" when they posted their skype so yes it's fine
>>121873271
3/4Treebag/Ela/Heisen
Few more woomyshots from our laglobby tonight.
>>121872910
If you have room, I added you
>>121873481
I'm in, guys!
>>121872981check your miiverse
>>121872214
>>121872298
>>121872462
>>121872594
>>121873468
thanks for the encouragement, guys. it really does mean a lot to me. ; u;
>>121873501
>>121873586
For the future. First time actually adding people.
>join lobby for a little turf war fun
>see 7 tojo
>join ranked for a little tower control
>6 tojo pop in
>tojos always dropping out of matches harder than a black kid in high school
I didn't kill fiddy men and lose my shins for this.
>>121873586
Sorry, already started. I'll add you later though.
>>121873756
>>121873854
No worries, thanks
>>121873843
>forgot to quote >>121873501
>>121873852
>>121873659
Go and make friends.
;-;
>>121873936
>>121873501
Woah, didn't know my squid was so bold...nice
>>121874097
That's all for tonight, can't wait to be up past my bedtime with you all again tomorrow.
>>121874097
thanks team
rainy in the background lol
>>121874318
G'nightBradeWatch your back, you don't want to get squidbagged out of nowhere...
>tfw no images of qt sleeping callies
>>121874464
Get my name wrong again and you'll end up missing some teeth nerd!
>>121863183
In my experience most of the people who obsess over cute boys on 4chan are gay dudes and not fujoushi.
i feel like i'm in a weapons rut. i'm so bored of this, using that doesn't make sense for the map, i'm still shitty at using these, etc... maybe that's why i'm performing so poorly in ranked.
>>121874464
lol I wasn't the photog tonight..and you better show up for private lobbies nex time to back up your tough talkT
>>121873659Hi Tia
>>121874703
yeah this game is fucking stupid. impossible RNG based bullshit. deleting it from my hardrive even though i have 80gigs
>>121874719
i felt the same way when i was doing poorly with splatling, feeling like it wasn't working at all on some stages
then i met thenzaps and splashomatics
>>121874864
>>121874841
>>121874864
>impossible RNG based bullshit.
>>121874751
I think you forgot the r-rest of my name there, bud.I'm never on time for them ;_;
>>121874780
am i really that easy to spot
>>121875031
Nyes___
>>121875021
it's probably for the best that you can't get there on time -- you wouldn't want to get out-sea__bagged T-Secretheh
>>121874318
New phone wallpaper, cool!
Good night, man.
>distract 2 people with the custom Jr for so long while you guys push the tower near knockout
marie is clearly barbaric
>>121875194
>>121867049
too bad those are pants, and not thigh highs
Sorry for being bad at Chargers, Treesquad.
>>121875475
Go to sleep alreadyBrade, I'll make you pay for that another day.
>>121875031
It's the emoticon face along with the lowercase stuff.
>>121875701He's right>>121876090
>>121876167
I'm probably just more autistic than most but I can recognize a handful of regulars even when they do nothing explicit to identify themselves based just on their filenames and posting styles.
>>121866562
I use this but with my 2x swim speed hair clip in place of the contacts
>>121876090
o-oh...
>>121876282
I'm kind of like that, but wouldn't say I'm particularly good at it
I can be identified by the factI call people "homie" frequently
>>121872981
What kind of rolls do you have on the power armor?
>>121876064
No problem. Better than sticking to one weapon all the timelike me ;_;
>>121876282
fug, does that mean you can tell when i accidentally a shitstorm by saying something dumb? AND you can tell it's me by my meager attempts to defend my ~honor~?
this... this isn't good...
3/4 in Nico/CA/Leo squad
NNID Shroomsy, tell me if you add me
How do I recapture the magic, /ink/? Every time I play I just get depressed.
>>121870151
>Has triple gear
>Still A-
How bad do you have to be.
>>121876674
same here. i was in a randomizer lobby the other day, and that was pretty fun. but private lobbies don't pay the bills, ya know?
>>121876767
I don't have any friends for private lobbies.
>>121876809
We are your friends
>>121876613
Well I was >>121874780 and I've never seen you do that
But I'm not the autism guy
>>121876809
You have us
>>121876809
good thing we're here
>>121876613
Most of the 'shitstorms' you cause are just you having what are basically conversations with people here and that's generally when the thread is dead anyway so it's no big issues. Shitposting you can't really avoid as due to you being you, you'll attract it even if you don't encourage it.
>mfw my kraken suicide attack actually worked
>one more win to rank up
We're going to lose the next game guys ;_;
>>121876904
I'm just a B+ shitter who can't find joy in the game any more. No body would want me on their squad. I ranked up to A- once and immediately lost every match I played.
Hey squids, it's Hank from Nintendome! Did you know that the ZL button lets you swim? Swimming can help you get to where the battle is important faster than just normal walking. Well, that's all the time I have for today, until next time squids.
>>121877107
>squad
PRIVATE LOBBY
>>121876978
???
>>121876809
Add some people from here, tomorrow there's gonna be a lobby from >>121868778 so keep an eye for that.
I'm planning to play on that lobby (if link actually saw >>121870725)
Here's my nnid: DLink00
Just for the sake of having fun.
>>121877107
Yeah homie, the gap between B+ and A- is the most difficult in the game. Don't let it get you down too much. I dropped back to B+ 4 or maybe 5 times over the period of about2 monthshonestly
I don't mean to speak for others, but I don't really care what the rank of the people I'm playing with is, and I'm pretty sure no one else does. Just join some squads sometime. I'd tell you to add me but I never really host
>>121877002
i'm confused by the "you being you" bit
but no worries, i'm not taking it as an insult
probably just means that i don't always keep my mouth shut when i shouldand i'm s-sensitive
>>121877428
I haven't won a game in 3 days.
>>121877107
I could squad with you, I really dont mind others rank Or level as long as we have fun. You free right now? I could squad with you in an hour.
>>121877107
I'm a B rank shitter and I have no problems getting into squads. Playing with the S/S+ ranks long enough will git you gud fast.
>>121877529
Losing doesn't really matter to S ranks homie, in squads they don't rank down.
And like >>121877602 says, playing above your level is great practice. Some trial by fire kind of shit
I wish we could have another lobby...
>all S+ squad almost got BTFO by a squad with just 2 S+'s and a B+ shitter
;_;
That was completely my fault. Luna got me twice in a row.
>>121877584
I doubt I'll have the gusto to play in an hour. Thank you all though, this is the most civil I've seen /ink/. Most of the time it's just "git gud" or "wow you fucking suck."
>>121877481
It doesn't mean that.
You'reTiaright? Think about the difference between you and 90% of the rest of 4chan's users, who can be described by pic related.It's okay, I'm sensitive too.
>>121878185
Alright I already leaved my id in this >>121877315
Just say the word whenever man, and I'll be willing to squad with you
>>121876570
Absolute garbage, because I don't rollscum, but the Power Armor looks so cool that I'd actually consider doing so.
>>121878239
yeah, i'm tia. i usually only ever mention my name for squads or lobbies or whatever, so idk how i manage to get myself into some bullshit nonsense when i stay "anonymous"
>>121878665
because you have at least 2-3 guys in /ink/ poised to suck your girlcock whenever there's even a slight chance you're in this general
>all S+ krak-on roller meme team again
This brings back unpleasant memories.Except this time, it's on Triggerfish, I didn't get top, and we actually won this time.
>>121878750
uh... ok
>>121878750
>3DPD
>>121878448
Dang, S+ with sub-optimal gear. Respect.
>>121878750
I would
>tower got away before we could jump on it
;_;
Woomy loves pudding!
>>121879279
In the end it didn't even matter ;-;
ggs Treesquad. We had some great wins.
>>121879363
>>121879378
GGSElasquad, thanks for the matches.I wish I could have recorded that krak-on meme team match, it would heal the wounds that were inflicted by the previous one ages ago...
>>121878942
Not him and you're not doing exactly what he's saying, but that's all it comes down to. Best to just ignore it like any shitposting.
*tips fedora*
>>121879186
Here's what I prefer running because dying happens alot in solo Ranked.
>>121878665
>>121878942
>being this new
>>121879378
ggs
couldn't touch that .52 in that last game
>>121879378
>>121879403
Ggs treesquad. I'm still thinking about how we almost beat that S+ squad
>>121879638
>>121879625
is squading really that fun? how is it any different than any other horrible game mode?
>>121879601
>there are people triggered by this full image from eromame
>>121879520
run speed ain't worth it imo on the DS. If you want speed, use the 85'. The mobility makes up for the shorter range.
>>121879715
You get to do it with /ink/ who generally know what they're doing, and if you're S, you don't lose rank.
>>121879459
i'm not doing anything differently from anyone else. if you're looking for people to play with, you post your nnid. not my problem that some people get their kicks out of being gross losers.
i will poorly shitpost back to most shitposters, because fuck them. admitting that is probably gonna get me bullied into oblivion, but, eh. c:
>>121879715
A good /ink/ squad averages 70%-90% winrate
>>121880025
>i will poorly shitpost back to most shitposters, because fuck them.
>actually being this immature
>>121880113
>implying shitposting in the first place isn't immature
>>121880029
Holy shit I must be fucking up squads then if we're supposed to be putting up those kinds of numbers
>>121880029
>>121879849
All the more reason I don't want to play with anyone from here. I'm the B+ shitter from earlier and I'll literally just drag everyone to defeat.
>>121880193
I didn't mean that..
I said good as in the players have naturally harmonious playstyles and coordination. You'll get into one someday and see what I mean, it's a pretty good feeling when you're all comfortable with how you're playing
keep at it
>>121880325
I'm a B+ shitter and we just won a good amount of our games. Just practice with the S/S+'s and you'll get better.
>>121880029
Oh fuck man. That means I'm shit cause when I used to make squads, the win rate wasn't even that close. They were fun games though.
>>121880173
No, actually, I never implied that. What I implied is that it's immature to respond to immaturity... immaturely. Is that clear enough for you?
>>121879849
Yeah, it feels more comfortable to play in a squad without the losing points, also it's fun talking about the matches, at least to me.
>>121880576
no, sorry, could you say that again?
>>121880556
N-no...
I play in /ink/ squads that barely manage to pull a win frequently. It's noones fault, people just get tired, stressed or tilt. You can always try again later, and noone really minds if you do poorly
>>121880325
The best way to improve in any multiplayer game is by playing with and against people better than you
>>121880327
I love it when that happens.
>>121880325
I honestly don't care about a player's skill level. As long as they try their best and have an idea of what to do, I'm ok with the results.
>>121880193
>>121880556He did say GOOD /ink/ squad.
>>121880642
>/ink/ is in love with a proud shitposting retard
oh man this general just never stops giving
Worth scumming for a double or should I try again tomorrow?
>>121880747
It's cool anon. Just silly banter.
>>121880807
I'm never the worst in a squad and on a rare occasion I even carry, but I still don't see rates like that almost ever
>>121880807
The only good /ink/ squad is a dead /ink/ squad.
>>121880842
forgot pic
>>121880642
I don't feel like I should be too surprised that you have your head way up your ass.
>>121880832
This thread thrives on memes, friend. It isn't too surprising.
>>121880832
that's quite the exaggeration
>>121880980
Tell spyke to go fuck himself
>>121881020
>I don't feel like I should be too surprised that you have your head way up your ass.
so does most of /ink/, friend
goodnight guys. Playing with everyone here for the first time was fun
>>121879825
I just like how the DS looks and feels. The N-Zap buff was a bit too good in my opinion. I don't trade as often with Tentateks/Octoshots and N-Zaps when I use the Dual Squelcher either.
>>121880980
Never ever scum a 3 star double, it took me like 4 or 5 hours to get the quad for those. If your order queue has a free slot I'll come give them to you now, otherwise let me know tomorrow
Rewatching Nintendo World Championships
Jesus christ miniwheat SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>121881850
Why would you watch a turf war only tournament where everyone sucked?
>>121881850
>vagina
>>121881909
nostalgia
So, what Premier Splatoon Youtubers should I be subscribed to?
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!!
>>121881993
Hank........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>play game for over 300 hours
>only managed to get to A-/B+
>>121881993
go on twitch and watch uglybread
I've decided that I can't have fun with this game any more. If /ink/ wants to try and convince me it's fun with a squad or something, I'll try. But, if I can't have fun there, then I'm probably just done with this game. NNID Seize-Spiral, I'm not hosting or anything though.
>>121882228
Come here little one
>>121882279
I thought Uglybread quit Splatoon?
>>121882253
last i checked, i had clocked in a shameful 700 or so (i'm pretty sure a lot of it is idle time from me dicking around, but whatever)
and the highest i've reached is A+; currently high A-
>>121882401
oh it looks like he did
thats a shame
>>121882253
I've got either 300 or 400. I forget. But cracked S+ for a day or two.
>>121882310
Try out some squads or private lobbies when they get hosted. From there, then you make your final decision.
>Kinda excited to play some Splatoon
>SZ
>Towers/Dome
Kill me
>>121882834
Wait for me anon.
>>121882834
Just pick charger and work on your target practice
>>121883090
I main Charger. It's not gonna help me enjoy the two worst maps in the game. It's not even a stale rotation and about to end. It's fresh.
>>121881418
All I'm saying is that run speed aren't worth 6 subs for the DS. I would suggest Bomb range or something
>>121882834
Dome is great, but 9/11 Towers is shit. SHIT.
>>121883383
>worst maps
you mean the worst mode. the maps themselves are perfectly fine even moray
>>121882834
>just played about a dozen rounds of SZ towers in a row
>everyone's killcount in the single digits at the end of the round unless you're a tentatek main
>nobody ever gets the counter past 75
>overtime is 5 seconds for you, 2 minutes for the enemy team
this map/format combination is a fucking joke. they need to lower that raised platform connected to each zone, otherwise you just get bombarded from every angle with no way to fight back.
So I havent played for a few months and I heard there was a huge weapon rebalancing. Is there a tier list I can look at or at the very least a "good/ok/unusable" list to see what weapons are viable?
>>121883904
No. Kelp Dome is garbage and Towers always encourages a bunch of scrubs to pick up a Charger and ruin my niche. If Towers is in the rotation, I'm certain to run into lots of bad snipers who score 3/10 and worse. All they do is lose/play badly and make my life and job harder.
>>121884207
https://www.google.com/search?q=splatoon+weapon+balance&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>>121884207
>being a tierwhore
>>121884207They're actually all viableand there's no tier list that everyone doesn't hate
>By rescuing the Zapfish you singlehandedly killed the entire Octarian race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PcaIOV0a8
>>121884207
>Tier list
Here's my quick subjective opinion
>Good
.96 deco
Tentatek
.52 vanilla
Vanilla rapid blaster
Custom jet squelcher
Both Nzaps
Both E3k
Kelp Splatterscope
Vanilla Splatterscope
>Alright
Everything else
>Avoid the use of these because theyre really really difficult to use to good standard
vanilla jet squelcher
Inkbrush nouveau
Vanilla range blaster
H-3 nozzlenose
Aerosprays
>>121884207
Just say fuck it and grab a bucket!
>>121884207
Lots of weapons became playable due to eliters, krak-on, and .96 deco getting nerfed. Just look at the pde here.>>121884268
>>121884527
Good.
>>121884662
I'd say one the aero rg, standard range blaster/jet squelcher to be the ones difficult to use. They seem to be very map dependent. The other ones you listed take some time to learn but they're still viable.
uh guys
what uh
what do you think of this?
>>121886114
her butt isn't on-my-face enough
>>121886114
The fuck is happening
>>121886168
good taste
>matched with japs
>disconnect because of it
>lose rank points
Always fun
>>121884662
>splatterscope
I hope you're joking around. Peripheral vision>1 meaningless meter of bonus range
>>121886595
I was just saying that as the general term to refer to the not-squiffer not-kelp not-eliter weapon
>>121886635
Oh. Call it a Splat Charger then please.
>>121882310
If you're around in about 11-12 hours I'll probably do a private lobby if the ranked rotation is bad. Did one earlier this morning and it was fun
>>121884527
These sounds are present after every boss, not just Octavio.
>>121887762
They're there before the fights, too.
why does everyone use the tentatek
>>121888974
why does everyone use the AK or m4 in counter strike? same reason
its well rounded
>>121870151
Eeesh.. I lost my save, got garbage gear, and decided to rush ranked this time around. Still no cash and no good gear...
>>121886595
The range allows you to hit the opposite sniper perch on Moray. I will always run Splatterscope on Moray. And as long as you don't hold a charge for more than a second, you don't really lose out on peripheral vision.
I picked it up for maps where my usual mains are shit because it's an easy 3 shot and suction bombs are too good
>>121889382
what gear do you use with it? I can never figure out what I want
>>121889527
Now that i think of it.. its fucking bumnuggler right here. I enjoy being on his team though. But those lag teleports.
>>121889528
>>121876386
i'm not a very good tentatek though, I just play it to throw suction bombs around. tentatek can accommodate so many different skills it's all down to preference what you want to use. start with 2x swim speed + cold blooded though, those are pretty essential.
Does this game hate me or something?
Why is it that 9/10 teams I play with are absolute garbage?
Averaging 700-800 pts b4 bonuses isnt bad right? Why can't anyone else seem to get more than 300?
>>121890742
>playing turf war
Your own fault mate
If the mode/maps are any good, I'll play this game all night and try to master this Nozzlenose + Kraken + Burst Bomb setup.Stack runspeed. It's amazing.
>>121890998
well, I suppose SZ is technically a turf war
should I just wait for a rotation?
Neo Sploosh tonight (?)
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664017724251631616
ONE MINUTE UNTIL NEW MODEMAPS
it's 4am, i have unfinished latin homework due tomorrow, and i need to go work in the lab at noon. should i just play splatoot instead?
AWW SHIT. CAMP/MALL FISH GUN MODE
>playing tentatek in S+, no idea how to use the weapon
>10 rounds of SZ towers in a row
>struggling to hit double-digit kills/break even every time
>game drops me in an all S lobby for the first time, SZ towers again
>16/2
anyone who still thinks S and S+ aren't a million miles apart is silly.
>>121891859
ANOTHER weapon with Sensors and Kraken? What are they tryin' to do to us? Force Cold-Blooded into the meta so we can hide from Krakens again?
>>121892041
how do you not know how to use the tentatek, especially at S+
>>121891969
What were you doing all night? Go to bed immediately.
>>121892092
I haven't used it since june. I only play long-range weapons that force their way in directly so I have no idea how to play the shorter-range weapons that rely on flanking or hiding until an opponent wanders into range.
>>121891859
Yes please!
Anyone here up for a squad, even a twin squad at least. I can dig this current rotation and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.
>>121892175
sure bud
NNID?
>>121892234
spacetravelagent
Let's do this.
>>121892175
I'm up for a squad
>>121884527
The hell, Nintendo?
>>121892074
Sensors and Kraken? This thing is beautiful.
>>121891859
So that leaves Octobrush, Rapid Blaster and Bamboozler.
>>121892423
Great. Can we get a fourth and I will open this up to a quad squad, we are just twinning at the moment.
nice internet spaceguy
>>121893001
Yeah, it's fucked. That's 'Strayan internet for you. Probably someone else in my house using it too.
Oh well, gg.
>>121893135
it's ok welostbut we won the 2nd time you disconnected
>Playing Splat Charger
>Enemy team has a competing player with the same gun
>Slapping him silly
>He rarely even sees me before I kill him
>Grab the Rainmaker and cross the map just to kill him with it
>Squidbag like a madman afterwards
It's always the best feeling when you completely outperform somebody on the enemy team using the same loadout/weapon type as you. It's fun with Chargers especially since outperforming and shutting them down basically means they become worthless to the team.
any squads?
>>121895317
any reason you use the charger over the scope?
Sensors and Krakon... I like the krakon, but I would be ok with Sensors + anything desu.
>>121896202
Loss of peripheral vision isn't worth a tiny range boost. It's never relevant. but holding charges, seeing stuff happening while I'm charged and superior close range results have proven relevant time and time again.
>>121896281
what's your gear setup? I wanna try getting into chargers and the standard seems pretty friendly
>>121896334
I use a variety depending on my mood. Cold Blooded, Ink Recharge, Ink Saver Sub, Damage Up, Special Charge Up are all reasonably good choices. Damage stacking isn't that great but I usually do it on Rainmaker so I can influence the shield that much more heavily. I usually do well when I spec myself so my abilities are working in support of the splat bombs. Don't ever underestimate how strong they are and how much splat bomb rush can influence a match. It bursts RM shields in the middle of firefights with ease. It can contest a large Splat Zone or even cover two smaller splat zones at once.
>>121886114
>>121886168
i just don't get it
how the fuck is it sexy for someone to sit on your face
3032
>>121896986
aw fuck
>>121896986
any sensation of weight/pressure on your body feels good when you're an autist, even better when it's a nice firm girlbutt
>>121896986
to me facesitting is just so that you can eat her out in a comfy position, hence why I find this hot
>>121897158
>any sensation of weight/pressure on your body feels good
if that's the case why the fuck would you choose 140+ pounds directly on your face
>>121897606
>>121897706
>>121897823
>>121897904
>>121897974
>walk a few times over a path in mall with no issue
>guy decides to wait there
>few teammates go through the side path no problem
>i decide to go
>LOLKRAKEN
>the guy was literally just waiting there to get me and only me
>ends up costing his team the match because he was so distracted trying to get me
>in S rank
>>121898084
>>121898158
last
>>121898232
why is marie so sexual
>>121891859
>11月11日午前11時
They really wanted to make an eleven joke.
>>121891859
OH MY GOD YES
YES
WHEN DO WE GET IT?! SOMEONE??
I want the Neo Sploosh so bad. Hnnng!
>>121891859
>>121889321
Won't an e liter 3k scope push your shit in?
>>121889321
this is the single spot that makes me hate not using the scope. so many shitty chargers i just barely grazed because of missing range across that gap.
>>121891859
NINTENDO, JUST GIVE US THE OCTOBRUSH NOUVEAU ALREADY! I CANT TAKE THIS TORTURE!!
>>121896281
With practice, you can make up for the loss of peripheral vision.
The range boost is hugely beneficial, IMO, and scoped is superior once you learn to play it. I used to favor nonscoped as well, but I decided to learn scoped, and I haven't looked back.
>>121891859
Right as I maxed out the vanilla Sploosh. Appreciated.
>>121899707
Just checked, and we get it tomorrow unless an intern accidentally posted this early.
Woomy!
Anyone have that gif of the 3D low poly cube woomy that is running in a circle with a roller? I need it for reasons.
Nintendo Direct is in two days. Are you ready for Octember?
>new weapon tomorrow
>nintendo direct on the 12th
>possible 3.0 DLC on friday?
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664095209534435328
what are the chances?
>Direct on the day right after the early release of the Neo Sploosh
What could it mean?
>>121905270
I really wantnew Squid Sisters banter.
>tfw can't motivate myself to play the game
>>121905661
>wanting to be motivated to play a video game
>>121905219
can't wait for the backpedaling
>>121905270
inkling for smash!
New mops when.
>>121907494
hopefully the other octobrush releases soon
>>121907494
we should have a mop as a weapon tbqh
Hosting again!
Any rank/weapons welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>121869026
>>121869151
>>121869274
>>121869426
>>121869795
Bum getting this much credit. Pff he is beatable, any map with a bit open area and a long range weapon. Pic related, crushing team Bum twice in a row on Triggerfish.
However, Bum is a really good player. Probably the best I know at handling the carbon roller and also capable of scoring double digit kills almost every game without dying 15 times like I do.
>>121908238
How to beat Bum? Use a bigger roller.
>>121908238
That's because Bum has a terrible internet connection.
>>121908238
>censoring names
>>121908238
Motherfucker you know I had the flu.
awww geez
>>121910186
Kraken shoes man
VRRRRR
>>121910403
That's pretty cool.
as an ink brush main
I wish there was a Swim speed main/brandinfluence with also a str up main/brandinfluence
why are all the COOL hats owned by FOOOOOOOOOOORGE
>>121910403
BlipBLEEP!
>lagging dynamo
I've seen hell
>take over 24 hours to hit 3 damage up on Ika Dress
>roll this 4 times in an hour
Ahhhhhh
>>121910880
Forge specializes in making functional headgear so if your idea of a cool hat is something that's more than just a neat accessory for your cranium, you're only in for more suffering in the future.
>>121911050
wait isnt the amiibo hairclip swim speed up?
>>121911001
Can i order your 4x damage ika dress?
>>121911174
Yes
nnid EricirE
>>121896986
Its a domination thing as well as a position to eat her out.Having a spats fetish only adds to pictures like this.
Still 3 spots open, is no one up for painting?
Anyone ranked C- and up, who is at least level 10 is welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>121910028
Ah of course, I forgot about that.
>>121891859
>still no Octobrush Nouveau
We're atleast getting it this year, right?
>>121911469
I'll join once I do a thing if spots still open
>>121911469
>moray towers and heights TC
no
maybe in an hour
>>121911469
I'll add you just in case
Rotation is shit, who wants to get a ranked private lobby going? Any rank/weapon is welcome. Let me know if any of you are interested.
>haven't done any art in a while
>working hard on a lewd art and really excited about how it's turning out
>people irl ask if you're working on anything new
>>121911983
this is my life
>>121911965
who the hell are you
>>121911965
is there even enough people?
>>121911983
Show us what you have so far
squad voice chat and replays fucking when?
>>121911965
question, do you gain/lose points in a private lobby?
>>121912282
No.
>>121912310
excellent. i'd be willing to give it a shot, then, though i'm not sure that we have enough people to fill it.
>>121912102
Is there a way to add people from /Ink/ to play with? I'm getting kinda sick of playing with randoms.
My NNID is MrKutku
>>121911965
I'll Join.
>>121912461
>>121912045
ID: al-LAYN
>>121912068
>>121912398
>>121912518
That makes 4/5 that are interested.
Come plain on the private lobby. All ranks/weapons are welcomed.
>>121912461
horrifying
>>121912671
Not really, I've still got to make it all fit together, and then I have to fix minor errors which there are dozens of. Then I find a way to keep it from falling/breaking in the oven, then I get to spend weeks painting it.
>>121912687
jap name?
Marie!
>>121912965
Yes.
>>121911151
yes
>tfw nobody to order 4 def up gear from
>>121912950
Can't wait to see the final result, i'm sure its going got look great
>>121913074
HP13 I think that is his name has Defense Up gear I THINK
>>121912687
sent. hopefully we can get a full lobby going.
>>121911469
>this rotation
fuck no, moray anything is never good
and flounder's TC is kinda shit
I don't think we can fill this squad Mat, people seem too afraid of the rotation.
I commend you for embracing it as a A- rank. Lets try again later.
>>121913025
Sent!
>>121913208
How do I join the squad? Do people just have to send me a friend request or is it something else?
>>121913208
You do know you could just twin squad right
>>121912687
i'll join in if you get enough people
NNID TheListerMister
>>121913208
Afraid? No I wouldn't lose points if we lose.
It just isn't fun.
>>121913272
Add my NNID which I posted in my call out for squads, then my name will appear on the top of the "Ranked squads" list in your Lobby.
Squad is dissolved now though.
>>121913361
True, but I'm not a big fan of twin squads.
>>121913361
I don't think I could handle that
>>121913392
Sent.
>>121913097
There's always the possibility that something will go wrong and I have to start all over.
>drawfriend is gone
>don't even use this set anymore
>>121911965
>>121912687
Private lobby is up and running!
>>121913506
Ah Darn, Well I added you, I'm MrKutku.
So I always just did random battles and I wanted to play with /ink/lings now, how would I go about just having peeps added for squad battles?
>>121913038
shiiit I should've bought that amiibo pack I saw yesterday at the mall
>>121913783
>not buying it on the grounds that they're rare as hell in a lot of places
>>121913701
6/8 come join, nerds.
Any rank/weapon welcomed.
>>121913875
fuuucckk I'll get goin
>>121913074
I have a 4x Def Up Takaroka Mesh if you want it
>>121913120
Correct
>>121913894
>starting the second i join
goddamnit
>>121913957
if you got the dosh for it you beter get going
if you ever don't want them you can always sell the pack off for more than you paid, especially if you know what you're doing with the box
>guy asks for damage dress
>give NNID almost immediately
>waiting for add
>could have been rolling in this time
Why even ask
rip in piece, carbon clan
;__________;
>>121914061
I suck with rollers, lmao.
>Triple carbon rollers
you fuckers are the best
>>121914061
It was my first match of the day, I'll get better as I warm up I promise
>>121913894
>7/8
>6/8 again
guys pls join
i don't wanna play on this bad rotation
>>121913736
Who did you add, I got no friend requests.
NNID is IAMUSORRY
Not sure I understand your question, but squadding is simple:
Anyone who is hosting a squad, or even just in one, who is on your friends list, will appear join able under "ranked squads" in your Lobby.
If you are S or S+ the matches won't affect your ranked points.
>>121913983
yes please, but I don't know how to add people on the wii u.
Sorry. As soon as the match started a package showed up.
>>121914593
no worries
gtg,
nice matches lobby.
>>121910905
>BlipBLEEP!
7/8 Come join the lobby!
ID: al-LAYN
All ranks/weapons welcome.
>>121914784
Good games.
I will idle on the 4 people team so you guys 3v3 among yourselves.
>>121914439
Sure, here you go:
http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/latam/en/systems/wiiu/features_friend_list.jsp?menu=how_to&submenu=wup-friends-ht-register
After you add me and I accept, I'll host a private lobby (the purple option in the menu, below turf war) then you can join and then after when I'm in your Plaza, you can order it off me. Just remember spyke has a low chance of delivering all the slots, so dont expect to luck out on the first try
NNIDscarth23
>iinet stops being shits and gives internet back to the area
>"GEE IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES SINCE THE LAST FUCK UP SURELY THINGS ARE FINE NOW"
>swiftly get proven wrong
yeah go fuck yourselves iinet
gonna join in a bit al if there's still room, if i get DC'd again because of my provider's dickery i'm just gonna stop trying
THREE MAN ROLLER CLAN WW@
>>121914913
Fuck dat, play the game, I don't care if it's a 3v4.
>>121913074
Defense Up is shit, anon.
>>121913683
It's like a yearbook photo anon - a memory.
>>121914817
People keep leaving. I guess it's rip?
>>121914913
doesn't that put the 3man team at an advantage due to faster respawn?
>That roller rape
Was fun guys, thanks for the lobby. Gotta go.
>>121915120
what other ability is worth using then ?
>>121915150
i didn't mean to leave. i got disconnected.
>>121914913
It'd be better if you played
>>121915037
Do you have any alternative ISPs down under?
>>121915296
all the others are pretty shitty
>>121914952
Hosting now
>>121914952
thanks dude.
What is OBJECTIVELY the best stat to have on your equipment?
>>121915262
Swim Speed so you avoid getting hit in the first place.
You'd be surprised by how little a difference Defense Up makes. You CAN run a bunch of it to maybe survive Chargers and Blasters if you get lucky, but then you're not using any other abilities that could benefit you in other ways.
Why are you running Defense Up? What do you think it does?
I'm getting lucky with these 2/3s lately
>>121915554
All good.
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE SPLAT BOMBS TO THE LUNA BLASTERIt was a genius idea
holy shit that bamboozler had my name the entire match
>hitmarker sound goes off when hitting full charge rainmaker blast
>doesn't actually hit
i swear to fuck if this doesn't get fixed
>>121915568
Quick Respawn or Swim Speed. Everything else isn't universally useful.
>>121915568
Freshness
>bamboozler
>17/1
Finally got you MiiMii, but holy shit not having inkresistance against bamboozler, 1 shot EVERY time. Almost reminded me of ranked.
>>121915754
when literally every one of your opponents is using a roller it's not that hard
>>121915568
image always gets me since she doesn't look fresh at all
that really was not any fucking fun
>>121915797
>>121911469
brown skin inkling is too good
YOOOOO
THAT WAS SOME INTENSE MATCH
LOVED IT
NEW MAP NEW SQUADS
Lost by one point, outscore by bum by 1 death. rip.
What a great match though, that was a blast.
>dynamo has no ink on it at all
>still is able to flick shitloads of ink
i will never understand how or why it does that
>>121916072
stop bitching my nigga
i'm yet to win a match in this private lobby yet i'm not even bad because it's helping me to get better without losing my rank
>>121916628
aesthetics
>>121916646
no doubt it helps us improve
but being spawncamped on skatepark is never fun, doesn't help that it's so fucking easy to keep up because of the bowls at spawn
>>121916628
It's a bug that has been since they nerfed it.
We must answer more questions.
http://strawpoll.me/5972423
I want to perform cunnylingus on a woomy
Killing Ran da Muu mid air and knowing I will fall into the water and die. Worth.
>le suicide Dynamo manI still love you SORRY.
>>121917048
odd
never noticed it with other rollers, wat might be causing it?
>>121917431
I want to shove my face into a woomys spat clad butt and inhale deeply
I always thought the heavy splatling was shit but I forced myself into a few matches with it
Holy fuck it is great
>>121917739
Welcome to heaven!
7/8 private ranked lobby. Any weapons/rank welcomed.
ID: al-LAYN
Let me know if you sent a request.
>that ending
fug
>>121917739
welcome to the club anon, enjoy your stay
don't forget to say hi to his little brother every once in a while at least, he's good at his own thing
Hit Bum DIRECTLY in the teeth, 0 damage. Fuck it, roll him over instead.
>>121917529
The ink recovery delay nerf I'd guess.
>>121916628
>>121917529
Passive Ink Recovery.
Basically, if you're not using your main or subweapon, your ink is refilling. It's not as fast as when you're submerged in ink, takes about 10 to 12 seconds.
When the Dynamo flicks with an empty tank, a little bit of ink refills during the windup.
>super jump
>bad guy shooting at landing marker
>somehow land and get behind cover
>jump out to splat him
>he moves forwards to get me behind cover
>we both miss
>he splats me
>he slips and falls into the water
I won't name names because that was embarrassing for both of us.
I still love you /ink/
Not bad for a 3v4.
>splat bum
>he splats me a few seconds after death
>happens multiple times
>>121918014
>>121917935
I did find something it is absolutely shit at but all weapons suffer from it. Splatling seems like it hates it the most
This thing cannot fire down off ledges. Like what the fuck
Fuck, i'm not feeling any weapon today
>>121918481
>28/16
Hey its the same thing in reverse on my end.
>>121918502
bum's lag is infamous, honestly.
>>121917985
Sent.
>>121918106
Was that on Triggerfish?
>>121915626
It would be nice to have this quad on a piece of headgear
>>121910880
you do know the plum casuals exist right?
I left you all a present on your base last match blue team, did you see it?
>>121918791
yeah
>>121918684
forgot to quote>>121918502
>>121919182
then you need to get better net then
unless i'm lagging for everyone else somehow, ain't seen n complaints yet though
>>121918724
No kidding, streamers tend to mention BumNuggler if lag is involved
>>121917985
7/8 again.
SORRY and BumLagger confirmed as better than Tim.
Lobbies are pretty fun, hope to play with you all later!
>>121919776
Good games. Thank you for playing.
>>121919521
You gonna pay for it? it's gonna cost you about $1200 to lay the conduit for it.
>>121919648
>le suicide rollers
>good
>>121919648
Bum pls
>>121919648
Most of our kills and deaths that match were trades with eachother.
>implying my ability can be measured when I'm playing a different game from everyone else.
fun games private lobby but i'm gonna stop for now
hope i wasn't too shit
>walking into a killer wail that was aimed downwards
Bum, please.
>>121917985
7/8 again. All weapons/ranks welcomed.
>>121920737
Good games!
sorry about that AFK squad
>>121920764
I jumped onto it, but I guess lag didn't let you see.
Bum confirmed as better than CA better than Tim better than Fat better than everybody
SQUADSADQD?
how the fuck is anyone suppose to counter bum?
>hear 5 hits
>he's still alive
>>121921380
Anon plz, I can't be better if we aren't even playing the same game.
>>121921635
Gotta count your hits and run the fuck away when you see that happening.
>>121921635
by not playing with that nigger and telling him to get the fuck out and stay offline.
Bastard comes to ruin /ink/ lobbies with his laggy ass.
what 3rd world country does bum live to have such shit internet
>>121921635
Everyone takes several hits on my end
>>121921796
This will probably work for you, it doesn't work for me, some people survive enough to kill them five times in random matchmaking.
>>121921958
I'm on east coast USA, my internet comes through a phone line.
>>121921846
>
>>121922507
i still love you bum but your connection sucks
>>121922507
>east coast
Holy shit. I figured you lived in the Midwest with lag like this
>>121877145
shut up peasant
>>121922697
Trust me I do too, it causes me more trouble than any of you. I have to deal with it any time I use the internet, not just Splatoon.
>1/8
>topscore
shamfur dispray
>>121923046
>Uploads a picture with every post
>My internet is stinky shit tho
I'm receiving conflicting messages, famburger.
>>121923036
Please stop stalking my girlfriend on twitter, thanks.
-Hank from Nintendome
6/0 club represent.
Also, went to ink down the pathway. My entire Dynamo shot is eaten up mid air. 3 seconds later Bum explodes slightly to the left behind 2 walls.
>>121923046
Hey at least I don't hate japs as much now.
>>121923352
>>121923364
link to her twitter?
>>121923364
Do you reckon she only puts up with him being an arrogant piece of work because she covets his many riches?
Trying out the Splat Charger, any tips for aiming? I seem to get most of my kills with the bombs and feel like any shots I land are just luck.
>>121923850
kill yourself my man
>>121924301
>>121923850
I will never get angry about my connection again.
Nigga please, I'm from fucking South America and I only get 140ms in average to USA.
And I can't get better internet because the fucking ISPs distribute the city between themselves like drugdealers cartels.
Dancing around the pole trying not t get hit
>>121923850
Dialup in this day? Holy shit...
The buffering I get on my porn videos at times gives me a nostalgic feeling. That must be you just trying to browse any website
where da squads
>all this namedropping
Is it okay now if it's not Tim or Scarth?
>>121900350
>With practice, you can make up for the loss of peripheral vision.
No you can't.
>The range boost is hugely beneficial
There's literally only one or two places in the whole game where it actually makes a difference in terms of reaching stuff you couldn't before.
> scoped is superior once you learn to play it
Again, the scope is ONLY harmful and the extra range only helps on Moray Towers.
>>121924365
this girl is cute
>>121923850
You know, I did an experiment with a friend to prove him the existence of lagswitchers in splatoon. I throttled my upload speed down to 0.2~0.1kb/s and he fucking shat bricks.
Top fucking latency, I could see him shooting at where I was 3 seconds before and I could just go and rekt him. The key was to leave the download speed untouched.
>>121924673
I've got a pole here you can come dance around safely.
>>121924184
>>121924184
Read through some of her tweets and found out that they are equally entitled. Those 2 pricks deserve each other.
GGs private lobby
>>121924153
http://twitter.com/berman97
>>121925047
Hey eyeears.
Nice panic kraken faggit!
>>121917985
Just sent a request u guys still playan?
>>121925645
We're, but full at the moment.
>>121925501
>>121925340
That's creepy af
>>121925606
gotta do what I can to fight the lag
>>121925501
>"I am the forbidden fruit."
>Born 1997
So, were they dating when she was underage or is everything all good, as the meme hand would say.
i wanna touch callies booty
>This lobby
I'm playing with the big dogs now, better step my game up.
>>121925901
I came down on you from above, you should have been dead either way.
> tfw 2/5I'm not a very good sniper
>being able to play any mode and any map
This lobby is the true bliss of life.
>>121926762
>filename
>>121925973
nintendome was born in 1997 too
WHY
Unlocks like this should be orderable if you unlocked it god damn
7 times that match people didn't die despite me hitting them enough to kill them twice.
>>121925802
scarth has this hard-on for anything concerning Hank........
I bet you fucking shitters wish you were as good as Matt.
anyone want to squad with a shitter
all ranks/weapons welcome
nnid
>>121927552
-scarth
>>121926071
I want to grope Marie's ass hard. I want to graps her meaty buns and sink my fingers in its softness. I want her to gasp and yelp softly as I stand there, her meaty ass being knead and slapped for a whole minute.
>that killer wail
well played asian guy
well played
Octolings never.
>>121928016
I want Marie to force me to sniff her butt by sitting on my face so I can't breathe properly, while verbally abusing me for doing such a degrading thing with a smug grin on her face.
>>121928583
still haven't fapped yet?
>>121928663
Nope.
>that overtime
>two krakens at once
>>121917985
7/8 again.
lmao
>>121929347
Accept me m7
>want to enjoy turf war
>this match feels like rank
>check out players in plaza
>most level 40+ S rank or S+
piss off back to rank
all I want is an octobrush with suction/wail, is that so much to ask for
>>121924249
use gyro controls
aim slightly away from your target until you are ready to take your shot
don't hold shots ever
>>121929673
Full again. Sorry.
>>121930369
>suction/wail
Disgusting.
splat bombs/inkzooka are infinitely better and the splat roller pulls off that kit better than the octobeush could
Bum you should really consider changing your Mii's name to "Goku".
nice lag bum
>>121930725
I never watched any Dragonball, explain further.
So is the "." like the clan separator for the nips?
so many of them have that period in their names
>>121931186
Lots of Dragon Ball Z fights involve the characters moving so fast it looks like they're teleporting. Goku also has the Instant Transmission technique.
Anyone got a decent rip of the Splatune CD?
> Connection lost
GG private lobby. That was a hardcore reality check. I still have much to learn.
GGs /ink/ lobby
>error
Re-hosting.
How likely is it that we'll get another game mode in tomorrow's direct? Maybe a new map along with the neo sploosh?
>>121931696
I think King Crimson is a closer match.
>>121917985
7/8, I think.
>>121931972
Up.
>>121931821
I have the disc and a V0 mp3 rip I did from it with foobar2000. Decent enough?
>>121931972
>>121932127
i cannot longer keep playing with lagger mclaggy anymore. sorry. ggs tho. thanks for hosting.
GGs dudes
I got this nice picture of you from that rainmaker rotation yesterday
GG's lobby
>>121932330
Thanks
>>121932125
NO SPOILERS STOP IM ON PART 5
>>121932412
No one would post part 5 spoilers
Giantess Squid Sisters when?
>>121932250
Would be appreciated if you could up it?
>>121913683
Are there even any drawfags left?
>>121932795
not him
this might be it
https://mega.nz/#!fBhXgKaR!N7GodfgIv5EOT6gRzHl5eAEqpYquOa5r7-kv8A3rX3w
in v0
Lobby is RIP, I guess. Thank you to everyone that played on the private lobby. We should do them more often.I apologize to those who got in late and didn't get to play as much.
>>121933087
I'm organizing a secret santa art exchange for /ink/ and will post details in 9-10 days time.
itty bitty woomy titties
>>121933231
GGs, you S+ kids are mean.
>>121864770
>>121933231
GGs, those were some great games.
>>121933231
ggsremove bum from any further lobbies pls
i get he's a nice guy but his connection isn't fair to anyone playing
>>121933674
It causes me more bullshit than any of you.
Annie is cute!
CUTE!
>>121933780
>>121933162
Ripping my own in 320 if anyone wants it?
>>121933829
>>121932091
If we get Octolings it'll be as part of a mode not as customisation IMO
Most likely it'll be maps as they're already done or as good as
why do people want octolings to be an option so bad?
it's just a different fucking hairdo which looks ugly as fuck in any color but default.
i wanna cum on a woomys tummy
memanmime!
>>121934772
They look fine but the clipping and no males makes me indifferent
>>121934000
>>121934167
>>121933829
>>121935083
>>121934772
I just want another option besides playing as a boy.Inkling girls are overrated in my opinion.
Sex with Marie!
>>121934772
they can't appreciate the beauty and purity of woomies
>>121936284
that's the only explanation that makes sense.
>>121936516
BANNED
seeing a matome by a good artist is the pixiv equivalent of christmas
>>121936786
>>121931186
>>121936960
>>121937137
So by the testfire, it was that demo thingy a few months ago?
And so do I need two screens to play the game?
>>121937406
>>121934436
Hopefully we'll get 3 map rotations and a new salt spray rig
>>121933674
>ban him cause I'm not having fun
>>121937640
last one
>>121937607
TV screen mainly. Tablet screen is mainly to tap players and some menu options.
>>121937640
>squeezing the tentacles
H O T
>>121933231
I only got to play the last 3vs3 and totally sucked. Ill go back to /r/splatoon and never come back
i love callie!
>>121940065
when are you going to kill yourself already
>>121940065
holy shit stop making these
>>121937640
>no backwards cap
>>121940065
I'm just angry nobody took the time to doodle some crude slashes around the INK part of the flag.
>>121940065
The circlejerk is only getting worse...
>>121935251
>>121940065
Are you not recruiting anymore?
>>121940065
bubibu/10
hero mode dlc WHEN?
Just got this game and getting used to the motion controls on single player.
Do you guys actually use motion controls on multi or switch to control stick?
>>121941965
Motion at max.
>>121940065
>>121941157
Support lobby.
Come with the weapon you're worst with as we all keep each other determined.Incsy00
>>121941965
Both are used. Generally spoken, motion controls are used for snap aiming during firefights while the stick is used for anything that requires sharp turns with the camera.
>>121941965
I use motion controls. Feels natural after a while. I'll most likely suck with sticks case whenever I played a shooter with friends, I had no idea what I was doing.
>>121941965
motion is like kb+m
stick is more like a traditional console game
>>121942273
Sounds fun
>>121941965
i use sticksand i main chargers
>>121942893
Win or lose, we will all win because we will have gained insight.
Tsu, I feel like we might be here awhile. Twin for the time being?
>>121943284
Sure, lets go.
any squad open?
>>121944696
it still looks terrible
>>121945038
it still arouses me
>Barely use .52 deco
>25 kills
>>121944742
Get a friend and you can quad with Tsu and I, if that's cool with him.
>>121942273
Shabu, if you couldn't tell I was suffering that entire match.
>>121945747
I'll join.
Probably hella late on this but
>suddenly new weapon tonight instead of Thursday night
>Splatoon and Smash bundle happening amidst tons of discussion about new DLC coming for both games
Moved to tonight just to not get lost in the post Direct hype shuffle or perhaps something bigger coming in an announcement Thursday?
>turn OFF motion controls
>SMOOTHER
this woomy serious?
>>121945747
I want in
>>121940065
It's a funny picture because you know all of them are fat, virgin neckbeards.
>>121946419
well, it definitely is smoother. motion controls are necessarily jerky because of how humans move their hands. isn't necessarily a good or bad thing.
>>121946171
Actually, I have supper so you guys squad and I'll be right back.
Ggs Tsu.
>>121946419
>0p
>Server doesn't "update" your active loadout until you finish a match
Forget the Miiverse post, I'd rather know with what witchcraft she accomplished this.
>>121946717
Sounds like you have Parkinsons.
>>121946717
If anything stick controls are jerky even on the lowest setting
unless by smooth she meant the camera
>>121945947
no pain no gain my friend
>>121941287
>>121941287
New
>11 posts early
>Be S rank
>Have the worst losing streak in existence
>Get dropped to A+
>S U F F E R I N G
>FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS
>WHY ARE THERE B+ PLAYERS ON MY TEAM WHILE WE'RE UP AGAINST S+s I DON'T
>mfw today I stuck to my main and got S rank back
FUCK EVERYONE FUCK EVERYTHING
I LOVE YOURAPID BLASTER
>>121946696
speak for yourself
i'm a cute loli irl
>>121930369
>octobrush with suction/wail
Link here, about to open up a squad. I'd do up a lobby but I won't have access to the thread so it would be a logistical nightmare.
Add me atNNID: DeeDunks
>>121911548
>We're atleast getting it this year, right?
i'm starting to think we won't
>>121947650
Cool
>>121947156
>not shota
D R O P P E D
why the fuck do i even play when rainmaker is on i always lose all my ranking.
Only 20 minutes until I can get my S back
ded
>>121914061
Just last Splatfest, I was on a win streak. Even with the nerf, I was still able to kill my enemies with the Carbon Roller Deco. The Seekers help, but I mostly flicked it. Don't give up on the Carbon just yet.