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>News
- The Heavy Splatling Deco is now out! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/132680398999/pew-pew-pew-pew-listen-up-squids-due-to
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic releases 6pm PT tonight! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
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How much is the Splatoon Testfire discount?
>Zekko and their upcoming cold blooded shirt
Don't toy with me like this
Sex with Marie!
WHERE ARE THE SQUADS
>4 pitiful lost in a row in TW
Maybe I should just look for a squad.
>>121941287
you realize just because you write >11 posts early doesn't mean it's a good idea to make it 11 posts early right
>>121947196
I'd assume OP wants to force this new meme pic.
A cute squidboy that only feels love and understanding.
>>121947196
i love callie so much!
...Anonymous
11/10/15(Tue)18:06:44 No.121946395
Probably hella late on this but
>suddenly new weapon tonight instead of Thursday night
>Splatoon and Smash bundle happening amidst tons of discussion about new DLC coming for both games
Moved to tonight just to not get lost in the post Direct hype shuffle or perhaps something bigger coming in an announcement Thursday?
Yo,Incsy00squad, I'm heading out for supper soon so you guys might want to find a fourth for a bitor forever ;_;
r8 my shillsquid
>>121947380
so does marie
I'll be right backShabu.Changing weapons.
>>121947539
How Tentateks were meant to be played on ten.
>>121947539
>that single run speed
it's garbage, and you should be ashamed
>>121947650
Linking my squad shoutout from the previous thread.
so do you think nintendo is going to show something on the new nintendo directI NEED NEW GEAR FOR FUCK SAKE!
>>121947827
I'll squad
>>121948037
I wonder what would happen if they introduced microtransaction outfits. Say you pay $5 for a set of unique, cool gear, and say it has neutral brand influence such as Cuttlegear or KOG. It offers no paid advantages (just a time saver) and allows them to keep the game afloat.
Determination.
>>121948037
INKLINGS FOR SMASH
NINTENDO PLEASE
>>121947539
I like the colour scheme and the intimation to the harsh truth that one cannot always be a squid.
>>121948037
i still miss him
>>121947539
i want to lick her vagina
>>121948310
Literally no one would care enough about metashit enough to spend $5 on an outfit unless they were a fat nerd, far from the majority of Splatoon's market.
I can see people paying a dollar or so for a cool outfit, though.I probably would.
The game is already afloat, and it sure as hell wouldn't float from microtransactions if it wasn't. Nintendo isn't an indie company, they're a multi-billionaire conglomerate investing in a new already successful IP.
>>121948037
No, I bet it's going to be 40 minutes of static.
>>121941287
>posting early to put circlejerking on OP
Cool
>>121947827
I want to
>Inkling Girl says woomy
what does Inkling Boy say?
>>121948243
3/4 in Link lobby guys, need one more squid.
>>121948310
please for fuck sakes, i hope this never happens. Nintendo is so far behind the other two, a good way for them to differentiate themselves is simply to provide a shooter without microtransactions. They should dip into their warchest to keep the game afloat if they need to, they have enough.
If they make us pay for it, at least give a discount to S / S+ rank players, give a "beat the main game" discount, give a "participated in Splatfest" discount, etc. Or make it all free for amiibo owners. Or make it so you can pay for it or you can somehow earn it.
>>121948927
yebby
>>121948310
>possibility of a neutral cold-blooded shirt
>Octarian brands spotted in official Splatoon art book
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN
WHERE THE SQUADS
>>121948927
NGYES
>>121949256
It means bootleg gear for poorfags.
He does it!
Yo that triple kill with one triple shot there at the end.
>>121949509
yeah i saw it too nice!
>>121948743
>conglomerate
>Nintendo
>Bomb Range Up
>Beakons as subs
who's drunk enough to this type of madness
>>121949735
bomb range up on mines
go all the way or go the fuck home
>>121949579
You're right, they really aren't. I don't know of a good sounding word for "really big company," though.
>>121949915
multinational corporation?
I think A is where I'm meant to be. Whenever I get into A+ or rarely get carried far enough to rank up to S, I bottom score constantly and painfully scrape back down to A. Then I get a precious four or five glorious games of leading the team and having great fun.
>>121948449
but anon
they already are
>Huh, I wonder if there are still matches going on.
>I don't know, it's getting pretty dark...
>Oh, hey, a Callie commercial is on.
>>121947656
i was still in the old thread and didn't notice... sorry m8
>splat charging next to a ssj
>they take the rm
>kraken pops escort
>team mate fucking books it
>I try and hold them off like I'm coughing at a jet engine
t-thanks
>>121950698
Wow, that's some really interesting lighting.
Where's the Octling Intercural guy who also makes figures.
What was the video game you were addicted to before the heroin addiction that is Splatoon entered your life?
I was playing a lot of Advance Wars on WiiU VC earlier this year. It seems so long ago
>>121951307
he died
>>121950414
NO SCREW YOU
REAL INKLINGS
WITH FINAL SMASH WHERE CARRIE AND MARIE SWOOP IN AND SING THE SQUID SISTER SONG
>>121951316
Nothing. It's been non-metaphorical years since a game has sustained my attention until Splatoon.
Any squads with an open spot?
>>121951316
monster hunter 4
>>121951358
Shit.
Tell him I finally started on the Octling thighjob thing.
Also tell him sorry for taking so long, I live with 4 other people, and the one I share a room with never fucking leaves and plays fucking Pewdiepie videos at max volume, so it's hard to draw porn.I fucking hate my roomie.
>>121951439
>real inklings
those don't exist, anon
>>121951316
FE:A, Anna mai waifu.
But I hadn't really picked up a new game for months before Splatoon came along.
>>121951316
Going backwards...
Dota 2
Skyrim
Heroes of Newerth
TF2Battlefield heroes
>>121951439
Or a stupid Kraken for final smash
>>121951316
nothing quite on the level of splatoon, but i did used to play tf2 a lot
>>121951316
the last game I played as religiously was TF2
alsotribes:ascend ;_;
>>121951316
Team Fortress 2.
Which was weird because I used to play it all the time in 2009 and then I stopped for five years and then picked it up again about 3/4ths of a year before Splatoon came out.
>>121950414
Just like Link and Samus, right?
>>121951723
>The final smash is a retexutred game n watch final smash
>>121951528
Yeah you can take my spot in link/rainy/nobody's squad. I'm playing pretty bad tonight
>>121948037
Maybe the inklings will finally get to wear pants.
>>121947291
You got me.D-do you like it at least?
>>121948339
dying and super jumping probably would have saved him some time
Those laggy pieces of crap.
>tfw no one uses your beacons
SWEET FUCKING REVENGE
Take that
I love standing astride the volcano with a charger and guarding against last minute advances like a defiant hillbilly.
hey.
i made a new callie album, in case any of you are interested.
it's got about 280 relatively clean images or so, up from 190, and i got rid of the shitty stuff.
no lewds this time. they're in a separate album, instead.
http://imgur.com/a/lP4hF
http://imgur.com/a/bUip6
lewds (no guarantee it's all even close to good):
http://imgur.com/a/d0oOe
enjoy.
>>121953254oh yeah, and if any of you have the source for the tentaclejob pictures so i could have the uncensored versions in instead, or even just the uncensored versions themselves, i'd appreciate it.
>>121953254
Nice, thanks. Got any Marie albums?
>>121951316
Fire emblem but I rarely played video games since there was little that got my attention.
>>121953254
Did you get keep the shitty ms paint of callie?
>>121953419
i do. it's not updated, so it's smaller, though, at only a flat 150 images.
there's also no sorting.
sorry!
http://imgur.com/a/QV7ak
>>121953531
oh my god i did.
oops. i'll take it out next time. wish there was a way to delete images from albums.that picture holds a special place in my heart, though.
just fucking kill me
>>121952419I liked it. Nice shading, some slight highlights would have really sold it.
>>121953903
I have good news for you. You're gonna die next week.
>>121953419
>>121953746
Thanks m8, love it.
>>121953254
aori_(splatoon) score:=>5 rating:safe
>>121951316
>Advance Wars
my nigga
>>121954275
>first result is my translation of that comic by Ryou-san
>>121954275
i dunno what site you're using, but danbooru only has about 100 solo callie pics period. that's one of the reasons i had to go scouring all of pixiv, instead.
>>121954650
Really? Do you take requests for translations...?
>>121954671
>danbooru
Why the hell would you do that to yourself?
Holy shit, last second comeback.
holy fuck we did itthanks for the inkzooka trail link
>>121954946
it's alright.
what would you recommend?
>>121955047
Gelbooru, obviously.
>>121955126
i see. they only have around 80.
who wants to squad up after rotation? or are we doin private lobby?
>they simply go right when we're all in mid
ggs
>>121954946
Really. Maybe, I don't have as much free time these days, but if it's something simple I can give it a crack.
>>121955047
Gelbooru. I always need to make incredibly specific searches, and that 2 tag limit doesn't cut it. Seems to usually have more images too.
well ggs link squad>tfw we only won 3 games
>>121953746
Keep it anon.it means a lot to me cause I drew it
Any interest in a Private Neo-Sploosh Meme Lobby?
>>121953416
in case you still need the sourcehttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53432677
>>121955747
NNID?
3/4 Tim squad
id: Nizmo-Indian
Tell me if you sent a request
>>121951439
>carrie and marie
>>121955769
thanks anon!
>>121951439
>CARRIE AND MARIE
>>121955828Ponyboy
I dont hafta host, I'm just gauging interest. we usually have meme lobbies for new weapon nights it seems
doesn't look like there's much interest tonight tho
>neo sploosh
>kraken
Stop this.
What the sploosh really needed was bombrush splat bombs.
this guy is so dehydrated
>>121956303
I'm in if we can get 8.
>>121956317
>this guy is so dehydrated
what makes you say that?
>>121956623because he's so salty
>>121956317
Octobrush Nouveau when?
>>121956623
see >>121956673
and he's hella thirsty since he's looking yeahs
>>121956673
Ahh, nice one. I get salty about chargers too, but I'm finding ways to deal with them instead of resorting to name-calling. Still don't know what to do against e-liters on Moray towers though.
>>121956820
End of this month hopefully. I cant wait to ditch the regular version.
Let's post some in game squids!
>>121956303
Sent
>>121957356
Why not
>>121957356
why the D over the standard?
>>121957470
I really like burst bombs and dislike using the killer wail, and you can splat someone really quickly with a burst bomb + 1-2 hits. Damage up also helps with the main weapon and the bombs.
>>121956303
ok i already have you
>1st time playing Tower Control
This is fun how?
>>121957993
who told you that big lie
>>121957993
>TC
>fun
>>121957356
tfw no love for squiffer
>>121957993
i have fun in tower control using the custom dual squelcher by shooting at the people riding the tower from a distance. funny seeing them trying to survive or outright dying. or using a killer wail in a situation that fucks them over, like the tower over water, and seeing them go "fuck". even better when somebody lands there just to die from the killer wail.
>callie and marie have to go on stage every 4 hours, even when they're supposed to be sleeping
>four or five days a month they have to dance and sing for 24 hours straight, with it not being uncommong for two of these days to be not even a day apart
i feel sorry for them
>>121958319
I'm not saying it's holograms. But it's holograms.
It fells really weird to kill someone and instantly disconnect.
Almost like the "if you die in game, you die in real life" kind of shit took place.
>>121958319
>implying they don't record the news broadcasts weeks in advance
>>121956303
>>121956450
>>121957417
>>121957718
so we got four, are there four more squids interested in a private lobby tonight? if not, that's fine too
>>121958319
I thought it was canon that they used that Van Gogh / Ubermensch sleep cycle,
>>121957993
>TC
>rotation with a weapon that has the Kraken
>pick up the game after a few months not playing
>everything has kraken
nice gaem
>>121958242
I love using the squiffer. The other chargers never really clicked with me and it feels great getting quick multikills.
>>121958441
I'm in.
>>121958319
>they spend the rest of their time sitting inside their studio, talking and waving at passerby
>then they go off to help save the world
maybe inklings don't need sleep?
>>121958242
Bamboozler is pretty much better in every way
>>121957356
I wholly understand that very few of the people running around with the Sploosh tonight call its vanilla counterpart one of their favorite guns but I can't help getting good laughs out of the many, many failed attempts at trying to mow me down while I'm standing outside of its pitiful range.
>>121951307
I'm here
>>121951657
I'm excited.
and I know how you feel, I share housing with loud obnoxious people and it makes lewd art a pain in the ass to get done.
>>121951316
God Hand
I still play it pretty often.
>>121957356
>>121958242
my brother
>>121958780
Nice.
I have no classes tomorrow so let's hope I finish it then.Thighjobs are fun to draw so I might do another after this.
>>121958780
Hoho, everyone in my house and beyond knows I draw lewd art, I don't know why you would try to be coy about it.
HYDRA FUCKING WHEN
THE NEW SPLATLING IS__ok
>>121958441
Waiting for that lobby, already got you added
Good ol' TW with a bunch of squidbagging nips.
>>121959374
Because we aren't exactly close friends and I'm very introverted and don't like to talk about that kind of stuff irl.
>>121959683
alrite fuck it, lobby is up, bring your neo splooshes but we dont hafta neo sploosh it up the whole time
>sploosh neo has kraken as well
for fuck's sake, like half of the weapons have kraken as a special.
Not like its not a shit special, but it sucks seeing everyone using that shit.
>>121959374
I do it because I don't trust my roomies enough to let them have that information.
>>121959971
Lobby here
3/8
Come join in the fun
>>121959971
if you dont have me added, jus go down to private lobby and see if you have someone else added, that way I dont hafta back out
3/8 Flippy get back in here lol
>>121959863
>>121960027
If you aren't very close with them, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to care what they think.
>>121960265
you shit your pants in public son?
>feels like you're absolutely destroying the other team
>result come up
>only 5 kills
y-yeah....
>>121960409
No, because then I'd have to clean it.
>Decide to triple slot my gear and fill the slots
>Decide on some hopefully chill turf war
>Playing Squiffer
>Octoshot replica with around 4 mains worth of strength up and ninja squid pops up from enemy ink and kills me in half a second
I honestly don't know what's fair and what's not anymore
>>121960265
>>121960265
It's not that I care what they think, it's that they'll want to talk about it.
>>121952726
if you're playing tw with them, i wouldn't. everyone's too stupid to do so unless you bagged some people with decent ranks.
>turf war to wind down before bed
>get styled on hard by a moon rune captain hat 3k
>try another match
>they show up on the other team seven matches in a row
>>121960650
Stick to it anon, nothing good comes from letting randoms in to the lewd.
I'm such a fag, sorry brade lobby.
>>121961003
>has a blaster
>still loses
>>121960592
>Octoshot replica with around 4 mains worth of strength up
That doesn't matter at all. Damage Up can't push a weapon's hits-to-kill number above it's natural limit. It's literally only good for countering Defense Up and allowing Chargers to kill with less charge.
You got dunked fairly.
>>121960592
>ninja squid is good
>damage up affects time to kill
>rekting that squid who tries to hold you back while you're a kraken
>長時間のナワバリバトル楽しかったです. また一結にできませんか?
am I being insulted? ;;
>>121961003
np
>>121961038
dammit i laughed
now that was a good one, lots of krakens roaming around, good dodging practice
If there's any modes / maps you have in mind, let me know, otherwise just random
is ninja squid worth taking on the carbon roller?
>This is the second time they gave one of my favorite weapons a Kraken
>This will be the second time, people who are just picking up the weapon because of the kraken, to claim that its a good weapon when it has been good for the longest.
These fucking scrubs I swear
You guys have any cool Roller webms? Looking for inspiration to try them.
>>121961830
If playing aggressive/up-close-and-personal is your style then go for it.Unless you choose Dynamo like some coward.
why do the oyster clogs have to be so ugly?
at least they match my swimfast sweater...i guess.
i don't have the funds to add the last slot to the hat right now, and not knowing what it could be is tearing my soul apart.
>go into meme sploosh lobby
holy fuck this weapon is so shit
>dat escape
All S+ agaisnt S
Ebin
>>121961453
not at all
>Playing Turf War for a long time was really fun. Can we play together again?
>>121961775
I have no interest at all in the Neo Sploosh. If anything the point sensor/kraken combo would make it worse not better. Beakon/Wail just has far more utility. Can't see anyone preferring the Neo over the vanilla Sploosh.
>>121961983
It's gonna berun speed up.
>getting killed in 1 hit
let me know when you stop memesplooshing.
>>121961983
Those clogs actually look so good with that sweater, both have similar colors and the green goes nicely to add a third color in. The hat suits it as well but I'm sure plenty of others could fill that slot and still look nice.
Hosting squad in a few
ID: Nizmo-Indian
>2 vs 4
I wasn't even gonna make an attempt.
if you guys want to mix up weapons or go bumper cars or dodgeball, jus lemme know
>>121962328
we can quit now
>>121962462
Tim can we get a selfie?
>>121957356
Woomy packing heat.
>>121962705
lmao i look like shit but whatever
>>121957356
>>121963101
better than i expected.
>>121963101
>>121962462
Not me
>>121963272
Stop false flagging
Oh, it is so on. I'm gonna squidbag the fuck out of yo-
>we're on the same team now
Next time.
>>121962705
Kind of an old picture, sorry. This was when I was on my trip to Japan, and before the life threatening plane crash which forced me to wear glasses
>>121951316
Minecraft 2 years ago.RIP Vanillacraft ;-;7
>>121963453
we all know you only have glasses because you play too much games
>>121963550
He wears glasses because he's a nerd.
>>121962207
Only niche I could say I've found for it so far is how handily it can chain together Sensors without leaving you unable to defend yourself because of an empty tank, bless its good ink efficiency for that. There's potential for the Neo to be interesting team support but the prevalence of Cold-Blooded really neuters it. Maybe if it had come out earlier before the meta had solidified into what it is now.
Tfw playing Splatoon with your hero
PUSH IT REAL GOOD
>>121963620
No I actually know him personally and I can confirm it.
>my mad blitz rush for the goal was wasted
Only tears now.
>>121963654
>your hero
Say what?
>>121963736
Hero charger
>>121963710
holy shit more woomies in winter jackets plz
>>121963796
What a tease, anon.
>>121963056
>filename
I wonder if a rotten woomy would bring a real gun to a Turf War and say it was an N-Zap.
Most likely a fake but would be kinda neat i guess
>>121964135
>Amiibo
>capital A
AYY LMAO
Y
Y
L
M
A
O
Squidbagging lunar
>>121964135
>capital a
good one
>>121964179
>>121964193
well shit, didn't even notice that
>>121964135
>capital a
>illustration instead of render
>randomly blurred text
>new map
>hair
>pants
Couldn't be more obviously fake.
>>121964135
>That Inkstrike head serving as an arrow tip
Nice try.
>>121964135
>weapons that aren't reskins and maps locked to amiibos
Yeah, no.
>>121964187
Nice to see him back after over a week offline, I get worried when I see people offline for a while.
>>121964135
maps locked to amiibo would fuck up the current rotation system
>>121964135
How would an inkbow work? I think it would be like a charger+blaster where the arrow explodes at its destination.
ggs brade lobby
>tfw trying to do the biggest dunk on moray towers
No more private lobby?
GGs lobby.
>constantly stopping the other squad from dunking
>>121964412I kinda forgot to pay my comcast bill.Feels good to be back.
>>121964135
>not using a 3D model
>>121964727
glad to see you back dude
ggs lobby
here's a ramón spaghetti
>>121964135
>>121957356
Fun games brade lobby
>>121964920
lunar with c.a. lurking in the background, might be a few others too
>>121965092
gib all of those shoes pls
>Pocky and Pretz Day
>Miminmime
>3 days until Splatket
>>121965139
rainy squid
anyone to squad? nnid:keith3145
>>121965365
acute. ACUTE
>>121957356
>Matchmaking puts an Eliter on the other team but not on yours
>It's depot again for the 2000th time this week
>>121965590
lefty?
finally me and gojimon, and i think i got everyone, e.j. was in the background of the lunar pic lol
ggs again everyone have a nice evenink
>>121965092
i fucking love that shirt
good taste my man
>>121965438
Sure, sent
>>121965438
Mind if I host?
GGsTimsquad
Sorry about that last one, something came up
>>121966876
Thanks for playing
>turn on console
>be more than 17 fucking THOUSAND kilometers away from japan
>someone at Nintendo thought this was a good idea
>forced to play with lagging gooks that play all day and night 24/7
>forced to play while its 3am-8am in gookland so I don't get 7 gooks per lobby
These fuckers ruin the game for me, literally I can only play 2-3 matches before turning it off.
Thanks ninty, I appreciate this shit.
>meanwhile, even fucking triforce heroes has dedicated servers and region lock
top fucking what
>>121967069
You only need 3 players for Triforce Heroes
>>121967027A-anytime, Senpai
>>121956303
>ponyboy
is that an "outsiders" refrence?
Also that is a cute inkling, next octo pic involves these two again.im saving that pic for later
>>121967069
do you guys all think nintendo is going to read some guy bitching on /ink/ about their servers and decide to fix it?
don't get me wrong, i don't like lag either, but what's the point in complaining about it every single day?
>>121967069
its not an /ink/ thread unless somebody comes along to bitch about "REGION LOCK WHEN!!!"
>>121967718
If that were me, I'd start squidbagging behind the glass to tease the sniper.
ggs tim squad, either i was ejected or the connection dropped out. but i had fun, cheers
>>121968281
GG's
>>121955902
3/4
is it possible to make a clowny looking set that's also funtional and not horrifically unfresh? i'm thinking these shoes and shirt work nicely, but i dunno which hat.
>>121969342
Depends on the weapon. Those are my favorite shoes in the game, I intend to construct a set for <weapon> using the Octo Haunt tee and some headgear, was thinking 4x QR retro specs for Dynamo.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SHIT SPLATLING
THAT'S WHY
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WHEN WE'RE DOWN
YOU'RE ONLY GOOD IF WE'RE UP
FUCK
>>121969581
i was just thinking in general, i guess. i-i thought it would be fun to have a super colorful woomy running around... maybe a deco weapon would suit the flamboyant style.
>>121969774
Deco would be really blingy, maybe heavy splatling deco because its big and ostentatious but stealth jump isnt too great on it. You can get away with whatever if you're not concerned about abilities though.
>>121951439
>CARRIE AND MARIE
>>121969929
nah, i'm not concerned with abilities when i'm busy clowning around.
will we ever get a giant bedazzled bucket? that would make me really happy. i wanna be flinging ink soaked confetti and glitter from my glambucket.
>>121970383
I think there are deco sloshers in the files yeah but I don't know what they look like. Maybe check nwplayer's twitter
>>121955902
3/4 again
i realize tim's squad has a spot open, but i know i'm not cut out for that kinda action...
would anyone like to squad with a shitter who's down on their luck? twin or quad, although i doubt i could wrangle up a quad before rotation is over.
nnid is tiabutt. let me know if you send a request
>>121970383
>>121969929
>tfw it just has the rapid blaster deco arrows
bullshit
YOU HAD AN INKSOOKA AND YOU USED IT FUCKING TWICE
TWICE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN MATCH
>>121971174
Still wanna twin?
>>121971860
sure
>>121972026
Alright, sending FC.
>>121972147
aw yiss
squad's up.
we could keep going after rotation too, if you'd like.
>>121971673
Whats this about now?
>>121972301
Sure. I got all night.
>>121972318
It's a dude who vents in here about his solo queue (I think) teammates.
>>121951439
>Carrie and Marie
>>121951439
You mean Carrie and Malie
GG's squad, pretty good last game to end on.
>>121972373
ggs!
i have another friend who's interested so i think i'm gonna try for a quad now
>>121973015
Alright.
JUST
3/4
Tia/Lunar/ThatsSo
So I've had a good run in solo but I still want to play some more games before going to sleep. Is there anybody here willing to twin squad or a full squad if possible?
>>121972941
GG everybody
>SZ Skatepark
>>121973137
Nevermind I joined the open squad.
>>121973181
>disliking SZ skatepark
Man it breaks my heart everytime I'm in this thread.
cause I'm actually slowly losing my desire to play, I feel guilty but still...
>>121973476
Maybe a break could help
Forcing yourself to play wont be good for anybody
>>121973594
Quite the opposite, I only play on the weekends. It just seems like its losing its luster, except its been like that for the past month.
>>121973727
Spice things up by shoving a carrot in your ass and pushing it in a little deeper every time you die
>>121973939
These comebacks tho
>>121973727
I also usually only play on the weekends. And by some bizarre curse, whenever I have time to play, Ranked is always running either Towers or fucking Mall. Why
>>121973727
Try using different weapons/gear. I've tried most of the weapons for at least a few days each and i'm still nowhere near burnt out.
>THEIR comeback
One of the opponents was lagging or something. I was shooting at a his jump marker and I suddenly died before he landed.
3/4
ThatsSo/Moonrunes/Tia Squad
>>121974946moonrunes is me jap bob
>>121975003
Hi Bob
>>121974946
eh, sure. hold up while I turn on my console
>>121975072
Sup anon.
>>121974946
Leo here. Thanks for the squad, I'm going to take a bit of a break. I kept getting comm errors after every game and then that last game just took the wind out of my sails. I'll be back later if you're still around.
>>121975230
Gg anon. That may have been me. I tend to give teammates cum errors after a match ends.
>Tfw masturbating to Tim senpai
>>121973181
the only bad part is how easy it is to get spawncamped
>>121975230
Oh good, I just assumed you left because we horribly disappointed you
>>121975451
It was fine up until that never ending overtime loss. I hate when that happens.
>>121975339
>there's still no porn of Tim's woomy
Any open squads? I dont care for rank, solo queue is lonely.
>>121948339
In the end it...
Dosen't even matter~
>>121976037
Is twin good for you?
Nnid: Sr.Pinky
brb have to order that guy's vest
>>121976262
Sure is, sent!
>>121976262
>>121976341
We are gonna be playing twin, but if two other people want to join for a quad, just reply.
2/4
ggs thatsso/bob/nico
the S+ menace was too much for me
Gg squad those were fun games. I need to go to sleep now.
>>121976561
>>121976569
ggs
you guys did really great against that all inkbrush squad!!
Does Miiverse anon still come around and post good art from the japanese Miiverse?
>>121976925
He got killed. I wonder if he was the same anon that spoke with the japs to find out that the japs is the mirror version of us.
>>121976939
reminds me of that one guy wit the miiverse post saying he missed a date to play splatoon.
What's the deal with the pocky posts?
Christmas levels during winter? y/n?
Would inlkings even be able to walk on snow, since it's water?
>>121977503
this is just a complete guess, but maybe because of this?
>>121965318
>>121977597
I'm not sure what Miminmime is but I'm guessing it's a new splatfest
>>121977503
whats going on in this one?
>>121977790
idk i just like the art
>>121977716
it's some sort of joke, where they say manmenmi wrong and it's cute... or something... idk man the japanese are weird
boys > girls
incest incoming
>>121978018
what the fuck is that? thanks faggot, now this ogre is going to give me nightmares.
>all these knockouts
Not bad, Ela.
>>121978054
it's ok though they're cousins
>>121978154
thanks, you are doing great.
>>121978151
Sweet dreams ; )
>>121978238
no
>2 .96 Decos
>A Krakon and Tentakek
Who could've possibly won that one?
>>121978709
All defense too
>>121978709
>>121978957
6x defense 96 is old and busted, 6x defense heavy deco is the new hotness
Last. It's November and still no squids in scarves and jackets.
>>121978709
One thing I've noticed is that tentatek is now no longer stupid for the sake of being stupid but it's now stupid if the teammates has weapons that are of higher caliber. It fills in the gap.
>>121979670
Oh, yeah, S rank squads get intense, no more shitters here.
Our room is still open btw.
>>121977503
http://pocky.glico.com/1111/
That comeback!
>>121980127
So nice.
We're killin it, honestly.
I really wish they'd play "now or never" during overtime.
Listening to the soundtrack and I'm getting nostalgic about that last minute in turf war.
That was my fault. Hope you don't mind me trying different weapons.
>Killer 1 and Killer 2
Well, they weren't exaggerating.
>>121980636
I really don't, we're S ranks man, losing is inconsequential.
Shit, we can have a squid party or play brush bumper cars and i wouldnt mind.
>>121980742
I'm so sure somewhere there is a whole squad named killer
>roller is already dead
>ink flicks out of thin air
THANKS NINTENDO FOR YOUR AWESOME ONLINE
That is my last match, going to sleep now
Ggs, Pivi. It was fun!
>>121981359
Nintendo pays for your internet connection?
>>121981520
Ggs! We have to do it again sometime! Goodnight!
>>121981529
>implying it's my connection
Latency will always be a thing. It is just more noticeable on Nintendo games even when regional.
>>121981550
Yeah, Let's squad again! G'night, man
>spend at least 2 hours attempting to savescum this
>still no ink recovery
one more try
Late morning eurosquads ?!
>30 mins until RM
>RM at 2am
This is the life I chose.
anyone have that doc with the rest of the unreleased weapons from the datamine? curious as to what's left
>>121982837
All I want is Sloshing Machine
>>121952419
The OP image? Did you make it?
I love it. Made me smile.
>the very moment you realize your team is a bunch of casual idiots
>>121961983
If you don't like the Clogs, why not use the White Kicks?
>>121983042
Yes, thank you, I'm glad you liked it. I might do more in future but not force them as much; I like making things like this
Alright, RM time. Where da late night squads at?
>>121983768
i don't have good rolls on either of them right now
and the white kicks don't seem to match (with the sweater) as well
just nitpicky stuff
>>121982837
https://nwplayer123.github.io/Splatoon/Upcoming/
It hasn't been updated in a while, so some of the released weapons are still listed.
>>121984531
> Just checked it
> It's been updated
Well then.
>>121948339
got stuck once there as well, but instead of being retarded like him, I simply used my brain and superjumped back to spawn
>>121985228
How? When you superjump you not only fall off the wall, but can't actually jump until you hit the ground.
>>121986235
>but can't actually jump until you hit the ground
And where exactly did you get this information?
Try superjumping during freefall in moray.
>always lose when rm is on
>rm is on 80% of the time i start the game
nice game splatoon babs
I haven't played since right before the last Splatfest. Should I even bother?
>>121986804
Because I tried it after getting stuck on a wall and it stayed in the "wound up" position for a few seconds instead of blasting off, and I died.
>>121986804
You first, that's what happens.
The regen for ink mechanic on the Dynamo is stupid. They need to also tack that shit onto the gals as well.
I can live with the no flick death on empty tank but you don't even let us fill it from empty for like 2 seconds.
>>121986235
You don't actually fall when superjumping from a wall.
>>121986993
>>121987021
Yeah you're right, my bad, my memory was fuzzy on this.
>>121987417
How utterly bizarre, then. Different angle, maybe?
>>121987108
>dynamo baby complaining that he can't spam as hard now
>>121941287
Woomy is dead
>>121984531
Sloshing machine and hydra when? REEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone wanna squad?
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
how does squad work???
>>121988682
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/tagged/Squad-Battles
>>121988596
For fun, money or rank?
>>121988851
Either, I guess?
>>121977503
today is pocky and pretz day.
on 11/11, it's popular in japan to buy other people either pocky, or pretz (sort of like pocky, but with flavored dust instead). it's a hugely popular event, despite not being talked about often in countries it's not celebrated in.
why 11/11?because the numbers 11/11 look like pocky/pretz sticks, seriously
>>121988596
Still wanna squad?
>>121989094
Yeah! I'll make the lobby in a few minutes.
>>121941287
I just got the game today and I'm loving it. It plays great, looks great and sounds great.
I just hope it can keep my interest long enough for me to feel satisfied with my purchase. I've never really had a game (other than Smash Bros) where the primary reason to play is online play so I don't know how I'll feel with pretty much only online multiplayer.
The four hour map rotations I have to admit is fun. It seems like there won't be a standard "Use this combination of gear for an easy win" metagame and it will be beneficial to adjust equipment based on what maps are in rotation.
Are modes in rotation as well? I'm not quite sure whether modes go in rotation as well as maps.I'm having trouble adjusting to the motion controls though. I'm playing with them turned off while I work on general movement and play, tomorrow I'll turn them back on to see if I can get a hang of them. I might just end up using the right analogue for rough camera movement and gyroscope for finer aiming.
>>121989293
I'll go start up my WiiU and send a FC.
>>121989412
>FC
fug I meant FR. Sent.
>>121989412
Kay, room's up.
Is it just us two? Should we twin?
>>121989621
Twin is fine.
>>121989384
Glad to see you like it, lad. /ink/ dicks around in Private Battles every now and again, mostly meme lobbies; feel free to join us if there's one up, we don't care if you suck or are still getting the hang of the game.
>Are modes in rotation as well? I'm not quite sure whether modes go in rotation as well as maps.
Yes, but Turf War is always in rotation; it's the ranked mode that changes. You can also chooe to bypass this entirely in Private Battles with friends.
>I might just end up using the right analogue for rough camera movement and gyroscope for finer aiming.
That's what most people do, don't sweat it.
>>121989384
Gamemodes are in rotation yeah and with skills it can be down to the weapon, gamemode or general preference on what is best for you.I play with analogue don't let anyone tell you it's trash
>>121990120
what sensitivity do you use for analog?
>>121990346
I've been messing around with a few settings recently but it's usually at +2
>faggot with the RM is a chicken shit coward
I'm mad/10
LOL
What a great way to win our first game.
>game gives the other squad an e-liter
Every time.
Ugh, sorry Lunar. I'm really not feeling it today.
We'll win eventually, I guess...
Racking up these losses sure is fun.
>finally a win
Oh gosh, I'm getting teary.
I'm out. GGs Jess.
>>121993541
ggs.
Any squads up?
The sloshing machine looks interesting, another weapon with bomb rush is always fun
>>121957356
>>121995893
>only 85 posters
Where did everyone go?
any squads?
>>121996448
>when you're the only burger awake
>>121994982
It looks awkward. Slowish swing speed and low range? From what I've seen, it doesn't oneshot with a single slosh.
The wide range might make up for it, but it just seems... bad?
>>121996536
No you aren't
recommended skills for dual squelcher?
i've got a couple of damage ups and ink recovery but otherwise i'm unsure
>>121997169
I use Run speed and ink saver main for DS with some SCU.
>>121997465
SCU?
>>121996910
It does look bad. I think it is absolutely worthless outside of a support role for cleaning up damaged foes.
>>121997525
Special Charge up. I basically run it like a .96. I keep moving and inking to build up Echo
>>121997608
ah, might try it then
what about the custom?
>>121997732
I only use the Custom for TC and even then its just a shitton of SCU and Tenacity just to get wail up quickly.
I stopped using the custom and currently use the SSP / Forge for TC and RM. The only times I would use the Custom DS would be bigger maps like Bridge or Towers
>>121997732
For custom, try Quick respawn with quick super jump.
>>121941287
So where's the interview with Tim?
Can some meme this
>>121957356
What are the top 5 weapons you use?
>>121998220
Reds and sprinklers.
how the fuck does the octobrush manage to be even more obnoxious than the krakon at S
this shit is bonkers
>>121998220
all that brush usage is from bumper cars and money lobbies back in the day
>>121998493
>that good octobrush player continues to kick ass for enemy teams
>at one point he's on mine
>he jumps to me as i'm fighting a tentatek with a kelp charger
>instead of helping he swims right past and ignores him, thinking that somehow the tentatek will lose up close
>he continues to walk right into bombs and enemy fire during the match, something he was far from doing before
>lose again
yeah no it's not the weapon, this guy's just out there to make sure i never rank up to S+
assholeat least he was a good octobrush, he fucking hounded me like no tomorrow when he caught me leaving me with little room to escape
>>121998220
Just hit max on the N-Zap yesterday
>>121998472
Memeing intensifies
Anyone up for a quad squad?
>>121999358
i'm ready when two others are
>>121998220
Shakira Shakira.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>122000552
What a shame.
>no trips
>tfw frankensquad
>>122001430
>when you're matched with your old squadmates
Oh my god Dad calm down.
>>122001943
Yeah I see. Daddy gave you good advice.
>>122002352
what is the name of this happy bicep face meme
>>122002412
You already got it, it's called the happy bicep face
>Gotta Be Blue is now online
>repeat x 100
what you scumming senpai
>>121998220
I don't know how the fuck some people have multiple weapons maxed out already.
>tfw 1 game away from A- again
Going to loose for sure.
>>121998220
I could never find where you find out info on shit like this.
>>122004680
Splatnet
>>122004934
>Amiibo
Every time.
>>122004724
- rainy
>>122004934
we already had this conversation >>121964135
>>122004101
They probably play a lot of turf war. The only time I use .96 is splatfests.
>>121998797
is 89 really worth it over 85?
>>122005052
That post is worded oddly at parts but it doesn't read like rainy's brand of broken spic English
>>122005317
I personally like the '85 more because of Bombs, but I can see why someone would use the '89 instead, even in ranked (obviously, the '89 is much better for Turf Wars).
>>122005317
It depends. 89' is a good substitute for the vanilla ink brush.
>>122005060
oh fuck, I didn't see it scrolling through the thread. my bad.
>>121998220
>>122004724
cool, thanks for the tips on my suicide note
How I wish this was real
>>122006738
fake leaks are the best part of nintendo directs
>>122006738
>Amiibo functions
>Megaman and Samus arm cannon weapons
>Fox and Falco blasters
If only. I don't care if they're reskinned weapons.
>>122007520
I'd be fine with just more costumes actually. Dont really need more weapons.
>>122007520
Dream the dream.
>>122007676
If that was a blaster reskin i would have a new main.
Alright I might be downloading this game today. It'd better be worth it. I could've gotten Rodea the Sky Soldier and another game instead.
>>122009426
>downloading
>>122009683
But isn't there that deal or something?
>>122009426
buy on disk for easier savescumming senpai
I want to cum all over a woomy's lolibelly!
Any squad up?
>>122003231
lol what?
I was spending my snails. Got a Samurai Helmet with 3x Bomb Range in 4 rolls. Pretty happy with it.
>>122011403
dead
>>122007939
Was that a Rise picture?
This Turf War rotation is absolute garbage. You have Trigger which attracts the faggots of Splatoon and you have Mall which also brings those fagliters.
>>122013846
e-Liters infect any turf rotation
>>122013218
game
>>122013981
They are manageable on most maps sans Tower, Mall, and Trigger.
>>122014028
>sans
Bonjour jean-paul, lavez le dick
>>122014436
Je veux sexualiser le poulpe
>>122014504
>>122014506
des rapports sexuels avec marie des rapports sexuels avec marie!
>>122014504
Fuck off /feg/
and tell auriga to hurry up with that bloody rom hack.
>>122014436
Salutations du Koopa Clan; vos joueurs compétitifs sont vraiment des pioches je dois dire, /ink/.
>>122014901
Dégage Andy
>tries uncharged shots and burst bomb spam with that shitty gear
>goes 0-6
He has much to learn about being a tryhard.
>>122014901
allez vous faire foutre!
>>122015062
viva la fuck off
>>122015213
!הִסתַלֵק
>>122015062
>Using the formal 'you'
If we're ever graced with the visit of an actual member of their faggot clan I expect you to be ruder than this, anon.
AyyyyyI know its fake but it looks interesting
>>122015362
at least the way I understand it using the informal you would be more friendly
>>122015376
Try reading the thread next time
>>121964135
>>122014436
>>122014901
>>122015062
what the fuck
>>122015680
Quelle est votre probleme?
>>122015362
it's not necessarily formal here, it's also "you" in the plural form, meaning he's telling every member of koopa crap to fuck off
>>122015680
ayyyy c kwa ton problème, mec?
>>122015058
>implying he's not going for freshness over function
Don't tell me you're a tryhard, anon.
>>121998220
>>122015870
are you a eurofag or quebecois? I'm surprised that very many americans other than me would know a little french
>>122015851
>>122016068
shut up, could you?sonst kommen die bösen deutschen und besetzen euch wieder
>>122016268
yeah I'm a baguette
>>122016068
>implying that headband is fresh
>>122016268
>Everyone on 4chan is American
>>122016297
>shut up, could you?
NEIN
>>122016268
>other than me
why you?
>>121972810
what the fuck
Does anyone have a Ninja Squid top with either 3x Swim Speed or 3x Defense that's not the Green Striped LS?
Can you rollscum by copying your backup to your desktop, rolling, then just replacing the save via PC instead of having to copy on the Wii U?
I have the digital version and regret this immensely
>>122018696
if you format the USB for use on wii u you have to reformat to use on PC
My bamboozler usage going up.
>>121998472
Holy shit you play a lot of rapid blaster.
>>122016976
14 year olds playing Slatoons
>>122018807
Forgot about that. thanks anon
do you guys think they'll increase the level gap again in the new update? or are we forever going to be stuck at 50 since not a lot of people reached the max level?
>>121941287
How do i slosher, /ink/? I feel very ineffective right now
>>122018696
>buying digital
>ever
>tied to the console or user permanently
>can't sell nor trade
nigger please
>>122019804
Use your burst bombs and abuse the trajectory of your slosh.
>>122019804
Slosh + Burst
>>122019608
If they can come up with more rewards they might do it.
>>122019903
I traded convenience and immediate play at launch for long copy times and enabling nintendo's shitty digital service, I know my sins
>>122019608
They'll bump it to 99 and you will need several thousand points to rank up from the 70's onward. The reward for reaching level 99 will be quickly datamined and revealed to be a pair of Damage Up kicks without brand influence, and with that kind of powerfully alluring carrot dangling over their heads, you can expect to see the first level 99 nips appear three weeks after the update drops.
>>122020468
Reward for 99 should be cosmetic slots so you can look how you want.
On vous a bien explosés, Andy.
>>122021149
yoooo did /ink/ fight against koopa crap?
>>122020468
>Octoling playable at 99
They wouldn't do this, would they?
>>122021289
I was the only member of /ink/ in the squad as far as I know. But yes.
>>122021483
Octolings will never be playable anon. Just let the dream die.
>>122019227
How many hours have you played, god damn.
Anyone want to do a ranked private lobby? These seemed pretty popular over the past few days.
NNIDscarth23, will start in 10 mins. If you've added me before now and I haven't accepted please let me know.
Also if there's any map/mode combos you want specifically, or specifically don't want to play, let me know and I'll work that in
>>122021602
Not as many as this jap.
>>122021595
I will always dream.
>>122021721
"ranked private lobby"?
>>122021721
I'd be up for it. Already have you.
>>122021721
could you stream?
>>122021721
avoid moray anything and all's gold
GAS THE FUCKING GOOKS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>kill gook
>the fucker pops up bubbler 2 seconds after
>>122021721
Sent a request
>>122021721
Starting, no password
>>122021952
We play splat zones, tower control and rainmaker, it's basically just a private lobby with no theme and no turf war, mimicking ranked but playing the maps/modes that we want
>>122022318
accepted, accepted yours as wellIce
>>122022051twitch tv/scarth23
>>122022664
Holy fuck moonrunes why don't you die
is there a video of changing between the shops in slow mo
>>122023960
Neat
>>121948927
spaghetti
Annie is cute.
CUTE!
>>122024520
Indeed i agree.
>>122024415
Why did spaghetti die?
Why didraviolidie?
>>122019608
50 is high enough unless they can come with a really hear unisex reward but I don't see it happening
Annie Annie!
Can't spell Sex without X.
>>122025489
>>122025805
Annie Annie Annie!!!
Leo, tell me the secret to giving a Sploosh-O-Matic the range of a Tentatek.
>>122022664
Gratz on 100 followers.
>Literally haven't won one yet
>>122025879
move away Tim
there's a new cancer in town
>>122025913
Go fast.
>>122026110
ANNNIIIIIIEEEEEE
I still haven't won a single game
We've played like 10
It hurts.
>>122027182
Maybe the problem is you.
>>122027316
There are 17 live channels on my end, anon.
>>122027182
I havent won a Turf War game in 4 days but i can still going 50/50 in ranked
Guess i just suck at painting turf
GGs scarth lobby
It was fun
>>122026930
Yes, Annie.
>>122027316
>being banned by literally every splatoon stream
>>122027883
Good games, thanks for coming
>>122025929
Thanks, got the 100th one just now it seems
>>122021721
6/8, let me know if you send a request
>>122028471
You still streaming, Scarth?
>>122029048
-scarth
>>122028471
7/8 one guy is brb
>>122029048
uhh yes
>>122029603
Was just asking cause a friend who doesn't own a Wii U is watching.
Why did the give the JS splash wall
Shit is just a waste of ink majority of the time. It can't use it like the splatling can
>>122029939
>Mods screaming at their audience to kill themselves like it's something that should just be shrugged off
When did the Splatoon community become so toxic?
>>122030092
- Hank
>Marie, let's play the Pocky game!
>Okay.
>If you pull away first, you lose, so the only way to win is to keep eating!
>Begin!
>...? Marie doesn't seem to be eating at all...
>*munch* *munch*
>...It's probably nothing.
>*snap*
>Yesss!! I win...
>*grab*
>?
>You pulled away first, so you lose, Callie
>Huh-
>Ah...
>*kiss* *lick*
>Delicious. *lick*
>That's not fair, Marie...
>So, do you want to do it again?
>...Yeah.
>Mmhmm.
i wanna touch callies booty
>>122030352
*carrie
>“If I’m cured, it’s my dream to do battle over there”
>“Hmm… Are battles that much fun?”
-
>“Without question! Let’s do it together, Ika Mi Chan”
>“mm… okay, since i suck at it anyways, it seems kinda dangerous though”
>“No worries!! I’ll be there to protect you”
-
>“(The following morning, I was informed that Ika Dai kun had gone to heaven)”
>“(It was too sudden, at first I couldn’t understand what they were telling me)”
-
>“(Ika Dai kun had a very rare disease)”
>“(Ika Dai kun actually knew it himself that he couldn’t be cured, he had heard it from his mom behind her back)”
--
>“(I thought that Ika Dai kun would still get better)”
>“(I thought I could still continue to have more fun with Ika Dai kun even from now)”
-
>“(He is always inviting me over, his eyes had this bright shine to it)”
>“(Ika Dai kun wanted to battle along side with me, and yet, I always dodge the issue… why am I such an idiot)"
>>122030927
Well, that's pretty on the nose.
>>122030927
Any room in the scarth lobby?
>>122030927
fuck you anon
>>122030927
Ah, yes, I have such feelings for these "characters" that I knew for two panels prior to their terrible unpredictable tragedy. Such feels.
>>122030092
Kill yourself
>>122030927
>>122031929
i'm not one to say this often, but damn you must be fun at parties
Marie loves pizza! She just can't get enough of that gooey mozzarella!
DUDE SEEKERS LMAO
>>122032264
That pizza's chef needs to see a doctor.
>>122032264
Damn i hate when the cheese gets stringy like that.
>>122032495
>mirrored lineart
>>122032495
>they're just reflections of each other
STOP DOING THIS
>>122031967
fuck off fat
>>122031303
Full atm sorry will let you know if theres a slot
>S+
ggs Scarth lobby
I might stop there guys, good games and thanks for playing
That Warehouse RM match was pic related, very fun matches.
Might do these regularly if there's enough interest, thanks for playing
GGs Scarth lobby
>>121941287
Do you pray to Splat Tim before every game, /ink/?
>>122033867
Count on me
disconnected from the past 6 matches
one more try and then I give up
>>122033867
GGs
I'll be thereto bring my team down ;_;
>>122025929
I. WAS. THERE. when Scarth was just gaining traction
I. WAS. THERE. when Scarth stole the show
I. WAS. THERE. when Scarth exceeded expectations
I. WAS. THERE.
>>122034254
-weeablues
>>122034254
-scarth
>>122034254
>when Scarth exceeded expectations
>>122034254
shit I can't believe I forgot to follow THE scarth before now
>>122034254
-scarth
>>122034254
-anon
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53504459
oh boy
>>122034947
He does it!
>>122035091
He fucks it!
I've finally done it
I've achieved level 50
>MARIEEEEEEEEEE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Holy shit
Wait do you have to re-order somebodys gear every day ??
>>122035537
i wish i could wish Hotaru-sama happy birthday
So, should I just go for Swimspeed/Launch Speed for stats and forgo everything else? Or are there other things I should care about?
Hey Squids
>>122036558
Oh! Oh! Could this really be... Hank?!
Guys so how about that Annie
>tfw no genki gf
>>122036612
M-MASAKA..
you mean HANK?!................
>>122036558
Pls shout me out on one of your vids, name is anon.
>>122036612
>>122036858
>>122036884
Who is Hank?
>>122036728
>still no Sukumizu outfit
>>122037103
and there never will be, weirdo
>>122037032
You know, Hank...............................................
>>122037032
Oh dear, oh goodness, you don't know THE Hank? But he's a real HOTSHOT from...............!
>>122037328
...............Nintendome!
Squib
>>122037032
Action HANK
>>122037287
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>122036728
Oh fug
>>122037694
Same here
i wanna lick callie's armpit
>>122037982
>>122037982
reminder that official art of callie's armpit exists
get ready for a god damn feature length ikappuru comic
>>122038928
oh fuck that's embarassing
nevermind though, it's so long i can't even fucking upload it on imgur
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52715658
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53055899
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53485566
>>122037945
i'm glad.
>>122039150
>still another two hours of TC bullshit
Make it end.
>>121951316
>Advance Wars
I stopped playing splatoon and started every metroid game, but in the meanwhile I found my old advance wars 2 cartridge and remembered that it's one of the best games ever made.
Currently playing through Days of Ruin, which is pretty weak in comparision but playable enough as far as gameplay goes
happy spotted garden eel day!
>Haven't played Splatoon in a little while
>Get off of work
>Decide to play
>TC Mall and Towers
Christ. Well, today's payday, so I'm going to go buy a new game to play. Feeling kinda burnt on Splatoon anyway.
>>122039150
Cool, now I'm lonely again.
So, has anyone got a squad or lobby I can join?
>>122042106
i want to cum on callie's tits!
Which map do you hate the most
I'm not a fan of Towers, but I had some enjoyable or crazy games there
Port Mackarel also feels awful on every mode, but Arowana Mall is the one map that I'd like to see disappear from every rotation
>>122042393
What tits? Marie is the one with the sweet rack.
>>122042583
I love all the maps, really
I've never hated a map in any game.EXCEPT SNOWBOUND IN HALO FUCK THAT
>>122042583
Towers is shit on all modes even turf wars.
>still trying to roll a neutral triple
>meanwhile, rolled Zekko's negative bias triple days ago
>>122042583
Probably Towers, it's so fucking boring. The main issue for me is the length of time to get to mid after respawning. There's too large a grey area where a superjump isn't quite worth it, so you're incentivised to just swim out and twiddle your thumbs waiting for your squid to fall between levels.
>>122042814
Even 2fort?
>>122042814
I must be wrong in the head because I liked Snowbound and I like Mackerel because they create different firefights.
>>122042792
they're both the exact same size
2/4Bum_Nugglersquad
>>122043281
Didn't play much tf2, laptop was too shanty when it came out.
>>122043516
It was the only fucking map on rotation I swear.
>towers towers
ehh
>>122043281
2fort is unbalanced as fuck but it's definetly fun to fuck around
it turned to shit because with new players coming to the game for 10 years in a row there's a continue flow of people that aren't tired of fucking around in it yet
only thing I hate about that map is that it fills my server list now
>>122043612
Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.
anybody up for a private lobby or should I find something else to do tonight?
>>122044237
>Engies who think they're slick and try to build under your tunnel
>>122043168
That map is good because of the way it was brilliantly designed. Towers being such a big map vertically makes the pit a battleground and a climb to the other teams spawn which is a difficult thing to do because of how narrow the pathways are.
>>122045525
Rainmaker is the only mode that towers is good in.
>>122044680
I'm up for a private lobby, I was actually gonna join your ranked squad but I was hungry and I haven't mastered the "eat while play" squid tech yet
>>122044680
i want my revenge
>>122046048
The way things are looking it'll probably be just us for a while, but the lobby is up.
>tfw /ink/ always bitches about Towers and it's one of your favorite maps
>>122044680
Count me in for a lobby
>>122046048
"Squid snack attack" is the name of the technique you were thinking of. Hank recommends switching to a soylent diet so you can take your meals quickly and without any hassle but I'm not ready to make the sacrifices required to master that tech yet.
Glad I could master squid sucking, though.
>>122046179
Bring it on, nerd.
>>122046419
>tfw /ink/ hates on a map and it's the one you play best on
>>122046419
You arn't alone
I don't even use chargers before someone acuses.
>>122046419
I hate it but honestly it's an okay map. Fuck TC Towers though. I will now and forever bitch about that shit.
>>122046993
You just can ignore the tower when it starts going up that ramp around the corner. Their free points. The harder ones are pushing the tower passed their splatzone.
>>122046678
>/ink hates TC and RM
Turf war is too unpredictable and splat zones feels awful for me
>pinched between a killer wail and an inkstrike
>>122047378
>/ink/ hates RM
>2015
>living on bizarro world
>>122047378
Odd, considering RM is easily as unpredictable as TW, at least in the sense of comebacks on a dime.
I love both of them, though, personally.
Anyone want to twin squad the last 20 minutes of this rotation real quick?jaimerussels
Room is up
>>122047378
>ink hates rm
no that is squid boards
5/8 in the private lobby suids
>>122047378
I like TC and RM cause it's chaotic. I only tolerate SZ in squads. TW is ok.
I really dropped the ball on that one
join private lobby
does anyone have that picture of the roller going "OMAE WA MOU... SHINDERU" before the person behind them gets splatted?
>>122049973
>>122050408
thanks
>ケン
A mad dog is easy to predict
>>122050408
>お前はもうスプラットしている
>>122050698
> i got your team before they took the lead
last picture for callie
>>122051610
she's just so pretty...
My team starts off great every match and then slowly starts slipping and losing at the end.
I'm super salty
gotta go ggs bum lobbyi told you i was going to get my revenge
>>121998726
He was probably salty. Sometimes players will purposely throw a match if they wind up on a team with a player they are salty about.
>>122052897
I'd make an excuse but you won't accept it. ggs
I WANT TO SNIFF AN INKLINGS GIRLBUTT
Dude.
>BumNuggler taking 90 fucking shots and still not dying
epic :^D
>>122054068
CANNIBAL taking seven flicks and not dying
:^)
ggs bum
going to sleep
>>122053967
Dude.
>>122054068
stop playing with that laggy nigger.
>>122054368
Like. Dude.
>>122054139
lag lobby party
Time for some spartan training, if anybody wants a turn let me know.
>>122054505
I want a shot, but could we try some sort of lone ranger-esque scenario where you all have slow weapons like eliter or dynamo and I get an inkbrush or squiffer? I think it sounds fun
dead thread
dead general
dead bum
>>122054845
it'd help if I knew who you are
>>122054505
I can be next, i'll probably just die
I'm Ela
>>122055046
good point -- i ambrade
>>122054845
Let's do this next!