/srg/ - speedrun general

I'm a girl now

shake it off

rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
http://twitter.com/rwhitegoose
http://www.reddit.com/user/TrueReligion_

narcissa is the 9/11 of speedrunning

haha seizures are so epic am i right /b/rothers?

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haters gonna hate hate hate but I'm just gonna shake shake shake

>>121776806
R u offended seizurebro

>>121776795
thanks

>>121776896
whats happening here

>>121777002
slow donation night.

>>121776797
This. I don't think there is any hope left for the community aspect of this hobby. We're all on our own now with a few years of playing the same games over and over again behind us.

http://strawpoll.me/5961087
http://strawpoll.me/5961087

meows has the best snaps desu

just got laid off from my speedrunning job...

man..

>>121777094
who is we?

>>121777291
not even close to the correct answer

>>121777312
hope you get back on your feet soon senpai

>>121777291
>>121777394
this is such a squid clique discussion

kill your son or nuke boston fallout 4 ending

>>121777603
obviously, what's your point

>>121777671
People seriously care about Fallout 4?

>>121777705
wording this
bethesda games are trash

>>121776896

What was the story behind this? Seizures are scary shit

>>121777681
the point is take it to your circlejerk

>>121777771
>de hippie spacing

>>121777671
i heard your son betrays you and becomes a robot

there is also word that your character is an android of some sorts or was frozen

i wanted to fap to KG one more time before bed but noticed i cant get it up anymore. am i transtrender?

>>121777671
Can you have your son take HRT? I'm not comfortable with having a son, might become a speedrunner or some dumb shit.

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>>121777854

>>121777780
but I wanna stay here

>>121777985
wheres zesty

Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:

Hexade
TonyOgbot
Yarumasi
Altabiscuit
2dos
Caveman
Mr_Shasta
Nosraef
IonGravirei
Studio
Ciyon
ZachSK
AlbinoAlbatross
Seckswrecks
Beneziaa
Pyatters
cfb
Headcrab
daily
Yashi
Duke_Bilgewater
ovendonkey
Pykn
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
reed_tiburon
bjw
iateyourpie
Sylux98
Darkspinessonic
Unusualcook
NewAgeRetroHippie
Cptpoopfist
Cyberdemon531

Feel free to add to the list.

>>121777854
>transtrender
is this is a typo or subtle nod to trans being a fad trend

>>121778116
i'm starting you can stop now

trihex went for a long jog...

>>121778238
he tweeted a few minutes ago hes taking a shower and then gonna start stream

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cultural marxism lads

>>121778238
i could go for a nighttime jog but some faggot will hit me

>>121778268
who is he?

>spasming cervix

>>121778120
add liquidxsquid, m1, cronikeys, peaches, naegleria, cruxit, dickoak, shrimp, shadowjacky, regularshad, blubbler, shunpuk, elementalguard, geurge, and moofin

>>121778120
cool, i don't want to "belong here" after a thread op like this one

cosmo was never the same after he had the scurvy

>>121778437
fw didn't make the list

>>121778493
Who's Cosmo?

>>121778476
mmm say what you want but stiv is alpha as fuck

>>121778664
kek

>>121778664
Of course he is. I am still baffled by all the people that hated on him after Tolki fucked him.Simple jealousy.

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>>121778454
>she highlighted it
>she has a webcam and accepts donations
>she loves the attention
>she's not ashamed of the fact that she has epilepsy
>comedy is being able to laugh at hard to handle situations
>you're a white knight faggot

>>121778891
i didn't know she highlighted it, i take it back

*seizes*

>>121777771
She faked a seizure for pity donations

>>121778949
yes, and even wrote a long ass description with "I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET" syntax ;) ~

>>121778120
>trihex not on that list

>>121779159
trihex is scared of the threads, this is for people who still hang on to it

>>121778891
>>121779009
she didnt fake it, she's just an idiot who streamed way longer than she was supposed to with her condition along with probably not eating and drinking enough water

ive seen people have drug indcued seizures a couple times unfortunately, if she was faking she did a pretty good job

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>>121778454

>>121778437
thanks for the namedrop

>>121779302
i never said she faked it

>>121777536
>>121778116
>>121778268
>>121778476
why did you delete?

I'm officially done with this general.

Making fun of someone having a fricking seizure?

Yeah, I'm out.

See ya, fucktards.

>>121779618
see >>121778891

>>121779302
why did you spoiler?

>>121779618
i bet this guy is on the list of boys that don't belong here

trihex is a fraudulent person. says he is going to be live in 30 and now it's been 41. sticking to your word is what defines you as a person, you could be the hero going live five minutes early but instead are late af

>>121779302
I'm sure she really is epileptic, and I'm sure she knows just what a real seizure looks like, which gives her all the more credibility when she pulls off fake ones like this for donations. It's a pretty well thought out plan on her part..

>>121779989
She had a seizure in the casual room at SGDQ. What an attention whore! LMAO

>>121778120
Glad im on this list with the way the thread is looking rn

>>121780346
you would say that ciyon

>>121778120
Witwix

>>121780423
Witwix has given us too much to talk about to be on the list. What would SRG be without him?

Is there anything worse than women playing video games?

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>>121780558
Men pretending to be women playing video games

>>121778120
Add blechy, dude does great at agdq commentary then just never streams again. He could've been the rising sun we all needed in our life, but he left us with transgender false prophets & spazzing out attention drama queens.

>>121780658
who is we?

>>121780628
this desu senpai

>>121780658
i think blechy just likes hanging out and doing blind races and shit

nothing wrong with that

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>>121780689
everyone on srg, ya dingus

>>121780628
why do men who pretend to be women pretend to like video games?

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is it witwix or pie?

*comes out as straight*

>>121781008
man what a fuccboi

>>121781008
definitely pie. weewee doesn't need help to get high viewer counts

>>121781008
this is funny because pie has said on stream that trihex steals all the mario maker viewers

>>121781008
oh im sorry, i'll drop my streaming plans for you.
fuck you trihard, maybe move your hands a bit faster next time in the shower

>>121780658
Blechy doesn't come here though?

>>121781172
What a TriHard

Greetings from Germany everyone

two Weeks ago, I decided to start Speedrunning (after watching "The Best of NES" xD). I thought, that it couldn't be that hard. Oh man, was I wrong.
The first hard decision for me to make was: What game do I start with? I figured it out (asked a lot of People, got many good advices and such), but couldn't decide quite on the right Game for me.
So I started with one of the Games, I loved playing as a young Kid: Pokémon Red/Blue. Mode: Any% Glitchless.
I watched some runs, got some tools, set up my Stream, read through the Guide and all. But in the End I was just humilated by the Time and all the stuff, you have to take care of WHILE Speedrunning.

I started with a Casual run and resetted about 20 Times allready, before I got the first Part (if anyone knows this game, the first Part for me is defeating Brock, the first Gym Leader) correct. I got a bit frustrated by the many Encounters I got, even if I run a good route. I got frustrated maaany many times, as I wasn't able to get a good Nidoran, or even wasn't able to get a Nidoran on the first try like I allways saw in the best Runs.

I finally have to admit: Speedrunning issn't that easy as I thought. Why do I post this? It's a Thread for new Speedrunners, FROM a new Speedrunner.
If you truly want to start Speedrunning, here are some tips:
When you picked your Game, take your time. Read EVERYTHING you can find and make your OWN strategy. Don't just rerun that runs, you saw, try something on your own.
Time - You need lots of it if you didn't pick a Game, where the fastest Speedrun is at about 10 Minutes or such (Pokémon Red/Blue is at about one Hour, 50 Seconds). You should take this Time for you only, don't get distracted by friends, family or stuff like that. Just take your time.
If you do Casual Runs, also take your time.

>>121781378
Too long just gonna assume its copy pasta

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>amibitiouis
>half an hour late
I hate how lazy cunts like this get money thrown at them. Anyone with a real job doesn't get to half ass everything they do.

>>121781378
Try to do the route, you have in your mind, but don't rush it at first. Just get the feeling for it and if you restart, do it a bit faster. In this way, it's better for your Muscle Memory, to memorize every step to take. You won't be able, to do a perfect run in the first few weeks (especially not, if you are playing an RPG with so much RNG like Pokémon xD).
If you do Casual Runs: save a lot. Split your game in different Parts. Learn these parts one after another. Let's take Shovel Knight as an example here and not Pokémon Red/Blue:
Shovel Knight is an really good, but also hard, Jump'n'Run. I really love this Game, but it is hard as fuck if you wan't to Speedrun it and haven't really played it before. After watching some runs, I came with a plan for myself: First, learn the Movement. Second, learn the Maps and the routes to run. Third, learn to fight the bosses real fast.
So the first part of this is for me, to learn the Movement. I just have to get comfortable with that. But you can't just stand at one point and jump 5 Million Times, you will just do it wrong when you are in the open field. So every Level I do, I start with some jumping around to get a feeling for the Jumps and then run it. I allways skip all Checkpoints, so that if I die, I can start from the beginning. With that in mind, I can allways run the complete Map and get better at every section of this.
In terms of Pokémon, I would say it that way: Part One: Everything till you finished the fight against Brock. Part two: Everything till you finished Misty. Conclusion: I save after the fight against Brock if I'm comfortable with the outcome and the Time.

One big tip I can give you all: Start getting comfortable with Livesplit or stuff like that. Also, get comfortable streaming live, if you decide on streaming and not on YouTube.

So, I hope I could give something back with this thread to this great Community (one of the best I've ever seen in my Life, and I just started Speedrunning!).

>>121781378
>Greetings from Germany
I wonder how many donations only ironically add this

>>121780658
the whole point of the list is that it's people that do post here

>>121781505
I am Blechy.
~Blechy

>>121781459
Someone post the vocaroo

>>121781008
it's witwix. he started going live with mario maker a lot more often and often at times when trihex usually goes live with it. He's been directly trying to compete with trihex in views and when srgmarathon raided him after spookathon trihex caught up to him in views and he switched to H1Z1 quickly

>>121781679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T6S0nvnjpL

>>121781829
its trihex own fault for not streaming meme maker. of course its not his fault for going to smash the record but witwix has essentially stolen the #1 spot

why is tri getting a sub train for doing literally nothing

>>121782012
it's resubs

To support Trihex's decision, I think we should also stop posting 2D girls.

>>121782061
What type of service is he providing where a resub is warranted?

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wew lad

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>>121782282
Sure thing. I'll start with a 3D mouse pad.

>>121779841
he is at least 1% black so it makes sense

Im happy for Trihex

Comfy Pie Runetunes Stream oh baby

why can't a cute anime run for president

trihex is the most virgin sounding nonvirgin I have ever heard

>>121783924
Well whats your favorite sex position Anon? Can you answer it just like that infront of 1k people? Hes pure

witwix is unironically comf senpai desu

Give me one good reason why you aren't watching our bois Trihex and Witwix right now

>TMR running darkwing duck for 17 hours straight
now tell me who would be this much of a grindmonkey without getting paid for it

speedrunning is truly degenerate

>>121784197
that's an average session for grindxmonkey and he doesn't make a dime from it

>>121781861
i like how they were all thinking the exact same thing and noone wanted to come out and say it

>>121782282
>>121783019
Guys what happened, did Trihex come out as gay?

>>121784267
what proof do you have for this? he never does 17 hour streams

also keep in mind TMR is a 30 yo virgin who lives with his mother

>>121784387
>he never does 17 hour streams
based stream monster who doesn't even watch his beloved hero's stream

>>121784365
Nothing, he just felt like shit and hes happy to be streaming again getting showerd in resubs and a few donations

also cute how he wants to respond to everyone and not missing them out, hes so overloaded its cute

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>>121784365
He decided to give 3D another chance.

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>>121784280
>>121781861
>that abrupt silence

LOL

>>121784543
lmao what a fucking loser

>>121784429
how is it squid became the subject of discussion all of a sudden?

can it be you're the actual nuthugger because you namedrop him everywhere and give him viewers?

>>121784543
>have status, money, and power
>I feel accepted and loved
Is this real?

>>121784736
>have an army of nuthugging sycophants
>not feel in power
pick 1

trihex confirmed still scared of playing yoshi

fw practicing commentary during runs for the marathon i will never attend.............................

TFW I dont want to attend AGDQ and I dont like PCF but the hotel is 10 minutes from my house so theres no reason not to go...

>>121785709
If youre alpha as stiv go and fuck some bitches.

If not then yeah, stay home watch on stream.

>>121784543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j

fw need to actually remember to register for agdq

>>121786116
OUT

>>121786029
should have just posted normies REEE instead of wasting your time

fuck agdq

>Narc is awright
What is he trying to tell us?

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Controllerhead GOING IN on trannys lmao

#makingasandwichtomorrowforbreakfast

Ok I'm taking lead on /srg/. Our new mission: save speedrunning. How do we do it? Go.

>>121786524
Post about speedrunning

>>121786524
Talk about trannies and seizures

I'll fuck agdq

>>121786524
Mario Maker

>>121786608
>turbo should be allowed
>emulators should be banned
>world records should not be celebrated more than personal bests
>SDA and SRL are outdated and Speedrun.com is a really shitty site
>the divide between casual speedrunners and competitive speedrunners needs to be defined
>arbitrary categories need to be removed
>not all games are speedrunnable
>people who want to earn money from speedrunning should be shunned

>have a category where the run ends with an in-game time of 0:00
>still use IGT for it

only the pokemon community could possibly be this autistic

>>121786972
>>people who want to earn money from speedrunning should be shunned
GGBoys, twitch speedrunners are dead now.

>>121787073
I'm the lead on /srg/ and your post is going down a path that results in the degradation of the hobby to the point where it's less fun. Case and point is GDQ.

>>121786608
>>121786972
adding
>focus of SpeedSites should be on guides and tricks, not runners (SpeedrunBreakdown.com isn't a bad idea, right?)

>>121787301
GDQ went down the shitter because they started getting people to speedrun games that only have 10 other people in the world running. Your other points are extremely reasonable except maybe turbo. Emulators should just be in a different category and not thrown away as garbage because not everyone can drop $1000 on that one copy of the game they want to speedrun from 40 years ago that only shipped 4 times.

I don't know what people can do to make speedruns seem interesting past a first viewing. People seemed to take speedrunning like some competitive sport when there is no way to sustain any type of hype.
It has to be inherently boring to watch / run the same paths of the same games over and over right? The only time the competition / play of speedruns gets exciting is when new bugs and glitches are found to be useful. Its no wonder a lot of people get burned out of their games extremely quickly, and the people that dedicated their time to streaming for their only source of ncome get fucking slammered like they deserve to be.

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The fuck is a "Mychal"?

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>Narcissa

>>121788601
nigger for "Michael"

>>121782410
when pie plays "creative" he maxes out at 350-400 viewers

>>121788674
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER !!!

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>>121788660

>>121788601
>adblock plus instead of ublock
>dark chrome
>those favorites

>>121789526
How is this surprising? It's trihex after all.

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I reject your reality and substitute my own

>>121789584
what is this even saying?

>>121789584
>>>/pol/

>>121786348
what did he say?

>>121789824
oh oops, sorry. thought I was

>>121787059
Werster doesn't like the category.

trannykeys on suicide watch

>>121788601
>all those unironic bookmarks
jesus christ trihex

>>121790157
post your bookmarks

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trihex is so hip

trihex is like a cute puppy. hard to stay mad at the little guy

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>>121790228

Is there a /srg/ discord channel?

>>121790426
>capturing a long ass empty bar
wow that looks so useful

did you just give up on gwp cyber

where the heck did the stream go

pass me the bleach senpai

>>121790464
there's a secret one but you have to know about the underground clique to be "capable" of joining

gotta keep that shit comfy

>>121790523
hitbox.tv/cyberdemon

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>>121790228

>>121790617
>yugioh

did pvtcb bitch out or something

>>121778454
back to reddit sjw fag

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>>121790228

>>121778437
dont add these names, the list is for people who actually dont belong here and are reddit, not for people some guy doesnt like

>>121790807
thanks for the late response!

>>121790835
dude nice
hmu with some

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Do people actually just give up on 3D or do they just use that as an excuse for not being able to talk to a women? i don't see why you can't just keep trying with 3D while jerking it to your 2D girls.

>>121784616
literally relevant to the discussion at hand

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>>121790228

>>121790972
they're just not worth the trouble so you end up counting them out entirely, forget that they're even an option

Any examples of cocky WR holders getting BTFO by the person they acted above?

>>121790870
thanks for the late response!

>>121791059
garrison

>>121791000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

>>121791127
Story? And who exposed him? I kind of want to get a list together.

>>121790426
>4chan
>twitter
>twitch
normalfag

>>121791059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn3mlOg5zpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtimH-fK8gQ

>>121791059
Sig was pretty much crying for competitiion for a solid year before his WR got crushed and he just stopped.

>>121791059
CGN getting btfo by zewing and then crying cheating in a passive-agressive manner.

>>121791169
back in 2013 he had a clique then he was beaten, switched to an alt

then at a recent gdq there was a 4-way race where he game overed and the monitor thing said "all 3 did great" or something which was hilariou

>>121791276
Really? Don't people nuthug that fag too, even after he cheated?

>>121791391
when did zewing or cgn cheat?

>>121791130
too bad my links are normie trash. sorry for wasting them

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>>121790652
>he doesn't use cronikeys.com/thread

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>>121791954
>not using srg.club

>>121792117
I use cronikeys.com/thread, so she sees that people appreciate her work~~~

>>121792258
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

>>121792117
>tfw not invited to the club again

>>121792117
>not using tehurn.com/srg

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>>121790228
Not posting the lewd ones :^)

>>121793456
literally why would you put useless shit like that in your bar. my bar is optimized as fuck and using mostly abbreviations so i can fit more on there

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>>121778120
>mfw still relevant

>>121792258
>>121793015
>>121792117

who is actually updating these? is it a bot or do people do it manually?

>>121793645
But i use thoose a lot..

>>121793456
>Not posting the lewd ones
why even bother posting at all then?

>>121793724
It basically just searches for the newest thread and redirects to it.

>>121793828
Wheres the fun in that?

>>121790228
>there are more bookmark bars in this thread than splits

speedrunning truly is dead

>>121793714
thanks for the late response!

>>121793810
oh...

i'm sorry ;_;

>>121793836
is that an easy thing to do?

>>121793993
why did you spoiler?

has /srg/ enhanced your life?

>>121793931
Why you saying youre sorry? Its all cool anon, no worries

>>121794113
my harsh language was uncalled for

thank you for forgiving me

>>121793894
You tell me...

>>121794143
Its all cool anon, no way you could have known so.. All good anon

>>121794265
There has to be a little secret behind everyone, there has to be that something you need to work for and find out about

>>121793913
Nice splits! oh wait...

>>121793993
Probably not if you know your way around web development.

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>>121794326
sounds like effort. Fuck that I'm out.

>>121793993
It grabs the thread list for /vg/ in json format, iterates over all the thread titles with a regex (for something like /srg|speed running/ - adjusted as required for Thread Title Wars) and redirects to the first match.

Like 4 lines of JavaScript

dayum.. witwix vs trihex...

>>121794143
Also i forgot, we're all humans, we all make mistakes..

>>121794442
Hah, i fap to regular stuff anon, nothing too special

someone cook up a hot and sticky stream I can stream monster in.

>>121795308
>not watching our boy Trihex
smdh

>>121794350
it's not hard at all. 90% of the code for it is about caching the result. i've done it manually a few times when people get epic, too

>>121794470
I use PHP because client-side redirects can be slower i think. 40 lines of code, but most of that is for matching the different phrases

>>121795378
>PHP

baka

>>121795363
I want to watch speedrunning and am tired of mario maker though

>>121793913
i'm to the point know where I pretend it exists and that i'm still a part of it

>>121795406
>not watching our boy Witwix
smfh

>>121795497
h1z1 is gay though
also
>avoiding the filter
baka desu senpai

post your speedjam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7DLUMwof8

>>121794053
probably the only thing keeping me alive right now, as pathetic as that is

>>121795404
what is baka the filter for? anyway, i used php because i made it before sluip gave me a server. i'd probably remake it in python with a cron job, but it gets the job done quickly (and faster than alternatives last time I checked)

>>121795640
>what is baka the filter for?
s m h (no space)

>>121795687
god these really need to be removed. filtering out shit is gay if it doesn't highlight it

>>121795758
these filters are absolutely based though desu senpai

>>121794659
who is we?

>>121795854
get keked

>>121795378
why did you spoiler?

>>121796032
to hide my ignorance from the lazy

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let's talk about dreamy

>>121797448
>tfw dram will never stream with webcam

>>121797827
>the one streamer who should stream with webcam doesn't do it
the ironing hurts so much

>>121797448
he looks like a less ugly stiv

so why did cyberdemons twitch get shut down?

>>121799149
transsexuals aren't allowed on twitch

Why aren't we hating on slayer for trying to kill himself without saying goodbye to us?

>>121799310
who is we?

>>121799310
who is us?

daily wtf cosmo is trans

>>121799569
>cosmo

>>121799569
her name isnt cosme, alright?

>>121799310
Stop posting about this irrelevant guy, he is not related to speedrunning and hasn't been for years. How much of a faggot do you have to be to cling onto things like this? Kill yourself.

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>>121799784
watch out guys the squid squad is here

>>121799149
They were talking about Narcissa and had plastered on the stream that they were running NIGGA%

>>121799938
There is no defending what you're doing, you can't just pin it on a boogeyman, you are a faggot who needs to fuck off. Stop getting so triggered that you're being smacked up for being gay as fuck and sort yourself out.

>>121800026
ooh ooh ah ah ah!

>>121800060
Keep chimping out, you are pathetic.

>>121800117
ooh

>>121800005
classic yashi

a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence

>>121800784
How pathetic are you that you have to make embarrassing posts like this just because someone told you to stop being an nuthugging faggot?

>>121800874
only 2 hours and 40 minutes until you start your daily grind session! eek eek ook!

>>121800929
Is the guy who nuthugs slayer and posts chimp noises in the thread trying to out someone as a speedrunner? You are the lowest of the low, no need to get so defensive when you are called out on being the scum that you are, just accept it, move on and try to be a better person.

>>121801107
what you do isn't speedrunning, monkey boy

>>121801079
d*ng.......

>>121801024
>cfb
above it all

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>>121801079
tfw sig was the first speedrunner I followed.
At least he's maybe picking it up again?

>>121801079
Why the fuck,
Is that idiot talking
Like this?
And who starts sentences,
With and?
Is this what,
Cosmo fans actually
Think is acceptable,
English?
Maybe
This is literally
worse than a retirement,
pastebin.

>>121801975
o_o

>>121801975
>worse than a retirement,
>pastebin.
I don't think that's possible desu

>>121801079
That may be formatted like trash but it sums up my feelings exactly. Cosmo is dead and he is never coming back. RIP.

>>121791059
Krystal, if you ever saw what he said about xelna lmao

>>121801245
You're wrong, your argument is based on tired memes that make no sense, you're a slayer nuthugger, you're a monkey poster, you are a stream monster, you're triggered, you're defensive over being called out. You are at the bottom of the food chain, stop posting, there is no way you can win.

>>121802316
thanks for the late response!

>>121780628
our poster girl <3

>>121801024
word, feels good to be on the right side of history

>follow a couple of games
>go to follow page
>LIVE GAMES
>game has 20 viewers
>click on it
>NO CHANNELS LIVE
???

The #Yoshi community has been super active since AGDQ '13 with new tricks to display (red coin duplication, 2-2 baby mario skip, skipping an entire room in 5-4, using off-screen developer-only 6th flower in 5-7 to skip a slowly intended flower, overhauled routes for every level, and a strong emphasis on egg management -- as in zero wasted eggs. PB will be WR (sub 2:38:09) sometime in September/October. I've been on-point for a 2:36:xx WR time back in June prior to the California/EVO/SGDQ trip and am confident you'll like what you'll see with consistency from my stream. CarlSagan will be present to thoroughly explain everything with his Cosmo-tier commentary!

>>121802370
ooh ah! ooh ah! AHHHHHH!!!!!

>>121802370
Fucking squid, can you believe this guy.

>>121801024
cfb strikes me as the sort of guy who would unironically vote for a communist

do I speedrun or do I not??? help

>>121803001
what are your interests

>>121803001
nah. speedrunning is gay senpai

>>121803001
no

>>121803001
Nobody here speedruns

>>121803021
right now, oreo cookie poptarts and tranny on girl. or did you mean video games?

>>121802714
>twitch functioning properly
love that meme

>>121803521
>oreo cookie poptarts
that sounds disgusting

>>121803521
>tranny on girl
my nigga

Slayer?

>>121802756
>Cosmo-tier
Wow, triggered. He should go back and change that post as to not dead name.

>>121803115
I speedrun. I pb'ed yesterday.

Who is this narcissa girl? She looks like Cosmo and has the same last name? Is she Cosmo's sister?

>>121804396
Cosmo is dead, dude. Have some fucking respect.

>>121804396
epic post dude!!!!

when does Narcissa usually stream

>>121802316
hmu with a juicy log big boy

>>121804604
fuck off sjw

>>121804746
>I'm an sjw because you tried to be funny and failed

top fucking kek with you retards

>>121804894
get the fuck back to reddit you triggered sjw

>>121804936
this general has been nothing but narcissaposting for 3 days. you could at least try to contribute, but you're not funny, just a parrot trying to be y_

posts like "has beneziaa weighed in on the news," now that's funny.

>>121804894
But anon that's not even me.

>>121805119
You're triggered because people are referring to a tranny as Cosmo, get the fuck back to Reddit.

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>>121805119
>narcissa

>>121777094
>No, too much autism drama
>/srg/ literally invents over half the drama that gets shitposted about

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>@peaches

>>121805459
more like predicts as with the case of Cosme

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>narcissa

>>121777291
UMMM LIKE her name is Chanzeux =/

don't really see the point of keeping up with this cum guzzling hobby tbqh. it's pretty much dead at this point.

http://www.twitch
.tv/luzbelheim/v/24720776

EleGiggle

>Speedrunning is bigger than ever
>But because people I don't like are taking part, it's dying
Bigots are hilarious ha ha ha :')

Marxists IN

slayer STREAM

>>121806762
fuck off back to reddit sjw scum

>>121806762
Nah the speedrunning bubble has long since burst. It burst when cosmo stopped really. Most of the big "speedrunners" just lets play most of the time these days and get more viewers doing it. It will be kind of funny to watch this upcoming AGDQ make less money than the last two years because of the decreasing interest in speedruns.

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cultural marxism

literally eating tendies at 10am
speedruns for this feel?

>>121807419
dark souls 1

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>>121807419
>still eating solid food
It's 2015, why aren't you on a soylent diet?

>>121807509
its 2015 why dont u have a gf idiot

>>121807548
>>121807509
Holy shit. Fucking inferno up in here

*chops off dick*

reminder nuthugger is a honeypot meme

>>121808242
/d2g/....

cultural marxists legit need to kill themself tho tbqhwuf

What's the secret code for WewLad?

Is Yarumasi literally the worst nuthugger in speedrunning?

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>>121790228

>>121810836
ishmon

>>121811021
what browser is that

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>>121811021

>>121811175
chrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fz0wS-6JVE

niger

>>121811395
oic how do you make it put just the icon like that? not naming it?

>>121812289
Have you tried removing the name.

>>121812289
yeah, just delete the name when you make the bookmark

>>121812243
yashi....

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>>121812362
>>121812380
thanks guys, nice and clean

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uhhh guys??

>>121814590
>not following private pissbucket

>>121779530
What were in
>>121777536
>>121778116
>>121778268
??
They don't even show up in the archive, what would they need to be to get deleted from that?
The last one is still there.

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HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

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This is a new low. His voice sounds higher than before.

>>121815164
>his
Holy shit be more sensitive to trannies you fucking faggot.

>>121815164
Alright cosmo, this meme has gone far enough...

>he complains about not being able to sleep

>>121815164
This cam...what the fuck is wrong with this retard

>>121815164
This is too surreal for me.

>>121815371
>>121815480
>>121815498
It's only a bad dream.

Wake up

>>121815480
Estrogen makes you stupid, apparently.

>>121815480
It's an artistic questioning of black-and-white gender roles

Deep

>>121815480
He thinks his face looks ugly.