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http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/ edition
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In this thread:
>liara is pure
>liara is not pure
>femshep BTFO
>autistic fanfiction
>bullying
Previous thread: >>121610138
Reminder that there is no such thing as a "femshep", and discussion of such nonsense is prohibited under decree of the emperor.
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liara best waifu
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>>121734668
Seconded
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>>121735748
Thirded
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These janitors thought processes truly boggle the mind
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Yagh husband when?
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<3
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>>121736150
yahg are sociopathy: the species
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>>121734668
>>121735748
>>121735818
Liura is assarii slut, worst than hughmon sluts.
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>>121736389
anna mae iz fer BT fome sluts
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>>121736305
It looks like he's wearing a tuxedo. What a cutie.
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>>121736318
You don't like bad boys or sumfin? They're very intelligent, strong, have good self confidence and they are very proactive. What's not to like?
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>>121736305
>TFW you don't know what pair of eyes to stare romantically into.
>TFW nobody dares to bully you because you belong to a huge scary alien guy
>TFW he's really gentle in bed and let's you massage his back
>TFW I have no face because there's no Yagh romance in the ME trilogy
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>>121736389
She is L I T E R A L L Y a virgin...
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jok baste waffle
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>>121736938
In the first game. After that she becomes a turboslut like the rest of her skanky species. Don't make me bring up proof of infidelity.
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>>121737118
>Don't make me bring up proof of infidelity
please do
>>121737009
basted in foam maybe lmfao
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>>121737009
miran a bes
jekk a tshi
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>>121734615
>http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/ edition
didn't know they have a page.
>>121736148
need to hit those bloody rockers where it hurts
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>>121737227
She fucks a lizard frogman when Shepard is dead. Her extranet bookmarks are all in forums for batarian foam sluts. She friendzones you in the third game because she's found someone else. She has slept with her mom.
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>>121736318
They're going to be the dominant species in the next cycle. Might as well get into their good books now
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>>121737460
>didn't know they have a page.
it's like a suicide support group right? that was the intention
>>121737557
>She friendzones you in the third game
what?
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>>121737638
>JUST FRIENDS
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>>121737719
have you listened to the dialogue after that anon?
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>>121737331
mindarin ok gurl
juck bost weffy
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>>121737638
yeah, it's a crisis hotline for anything.
incidentally the operators aredoing it for free
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>>121737558
There is no next cycle...we ended it...
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>>121737825
>NEVER MIND I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE YOU ENOUGH TO BE FRIENDS EITHER
yeah
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>>121738342
your shitposts need to have some basis in reality to work lad.
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>>121738497
Hipster panties
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>>121738497
Ashley wears boyshorts or briefs I think, being a military woman and all. I also think she switched to a blue lace thong in ME3 as she decided to become a bimbo for some reason.
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>>121738497
Jack wears an adult diaper, she always wears thick pants to hide it.
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>>121738192
They will probably dominate the galaxy anyway once they're ready. I'd really like to see the faggy council races get raped by them.
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>>121738497
Just basic, practical grey underwear. Boyshorts and sportsbra under her armour.
Small, pink thong when feeling l*wd.
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>>121741182
>Not symphonic music
The plebeian is you.
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>>121741839
>I listen to symphony
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>>121741839
you mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSEMJW7UqE
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>tfw no ardat-yakshi gf
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>>121742603
It wouldn't work out.
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>>121743148
>It wouldn't work out.
neither would femshep haha!get it cause she has noodle arms
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>>121743286
got it hardlike liara in her ass
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>>121743986
fucking UNCALLED FOR
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>>121743986
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>>121743986
Does Liara like it up the ass raw?
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>>121736389
>anime
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>>121741182
shoegaze is strictly for milksop fuccbois
i didn't waifu liara, son
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>>121744434
only if shepard likes it (he doesn't cause he doesn't want to hurt her xo)
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>>121744612
yeah but shepard usually asks her to put a condom on
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>>121744601
>strictly for milksop fuccbois
what if they listen to quality tunes like were posted last thread?also i feel like the "picking on me for liking liara" gimmick is getting a bit overused desu
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>>121738497
There's no guessing, it's a surprise every time. Could be simple and soft plain white, lacy lingerie, commando, satin panties of any color, silly patterns or with a cute character printed on, etc.
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>>121744897
>what if they listen to quality tunes like were posted last thread?
Then they would be men of outstanding taste, character and moral fiber.
>i feel like the "picking on me for liking liara" gimmick is getting a bit overused desu
sorry faⅿtЬh she's always going to be /meg/'s most popular waifu lad, you shouldn't take it to heart. cunts can say whatever they like about jack or miranda, it's not that big a dealhave a little perspective, imagine if you liked tali.
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>>121744751
nothing wrong with condoms
>>121745706i don't mind it, it just isn't as funny when it's every few responses
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>>121746185
>nothing wrong with condoms
>it just isn't as funny when it's every few responses
for you
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>>121746778fuck off you cancer. isn't it time for you to empty your mass effect fields shit dispenser into your mouth?
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>>121747114
>i wish people would stop making jokes about liara, it's been a few days and i just can't take it anymore
>sees one picture of tali
>"fuck off you cancer. isn't it time for you to empty your mass effect fields shit dispenser into your mouth?"
wow
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>>121747114
good post
>>121747792
t-that wasn't me senpai
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>>121747792
>all anons who are not me are the same person
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>ME1 was a real RPG unlike the sequels!
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>>121749271
you're not supposed to accompany hat pictures with objective truths
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>>121749271
>femshepxliara isn't canon
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>>121750315
>Liara will always have more content than my waifu
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>>121750468
>>121750315
>>121749271
dumb frogposters
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>>121750224
I'd say 2 and 3 are closer to true RPGs because it actually makes a difference what class and skills you take. In 1 all your powers are the same useless trash and it all comes down to dodging and shooting.
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>>121750738
>the pain will never EVER stop
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Spaceships built in such a way that the engines are pointing down and forward is up from the pilot's perspective?
Is there any reasin not to build a ship like this?
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>>121750468
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>>121750468
more dicks in her ass too
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>>121752013
What?
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jag bes whyfu
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Post em
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>>121752013
hello eddrf
>>121752837
based spheroids
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>>121752965
>Jek
>Not Murundi
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eddrf do you still love your waifu
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>>121752013
The Mote in God's Eye uses this in a ship which also converts to the alternate configuration, there weren't any details so far in the quick mention made of it however.
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>>121752837
Imagine a boat, most spaceships are designed just like boats with the engine at the rear and cockpit on the front. This layout requires tech that negates the force of acceleration (Or lots and lots of straps.) While what I'm proposing is a spaceship that has its engine at the bottom, the pilot is facing upwards (Probably in a tilting chair so he can pilot in atmosphere.) To the crew it's like they're going up, they can look up and see the planet the ship is approaching, the pilot is laying down and looking up through his canopy. Underneath the floor the engine is working. And no fancy inertial dampeners needed, if the tech isn't availible you just keep your acceleration at 1G, if it is you can rest easy knowing that if the field goes out you'll just fall to the floor heavier than usual, instead of being smushed by the far wall of the compartment.
>>121753363
Hello WG.
Spheroids are great. Practical, cool, and so damn underused in visual media.
>>121753457
I like her, I don't think I can love a fictional character. I liked her more before, she served as a crutch during a time when I was less happy than now.
I still d'aww If there's a good picture or a good fic, and I still find her sexually attractive and desirable in many ways. But I don't love her, I don't think you can love a waifu like you would a real person. If she was real I'd love to be with her and I'd cherish every moment in her arms. But she's not real.
>>121753856
Sounds neat. I guess the easiest way would be using engine pods like the osprey, or compartments with reconfigurable interiors.
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>>121754690
>I don't think you can love a waifu like you would a real personI thought the same but it's happened. Recently it's gotten to where I can think about her without becoming a wreck though, so that's a bit of progress
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>>121753445
mandarin ok gril
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night meg
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>>121757272
nutmeg
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>>121757368
Rest well WG.
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>>121755103
Mindala bost gurl
Jarq a slot
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waifus inmourning?
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>>121758328
I'd rather not, much preferring cheerful, happy, joyous wiffles.
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>>121758687
you gotta have a little darkness anon
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is it ok if I changed my waifu from Tali to Liara? does Liara allow lesbianism?
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>>121744612
>he
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>>121758848
>does Liara allow lesbianism
>>121758921
fuck off back to tumblr
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>>121758848
>is it ok if I changed my waifu from Tali to Liara?
You're in for treat boy
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>>121758848
>Changing your waifu
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>>121758848
There was no need to change waifus, both Liara and Tali hoped you'd invite Liara to join you, and often.
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>>121758848
>downgrading
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>>121757847
jaek bez gril
mandolin a shi'ite
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>>121759357
>Final Fantasy
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you have 15 seconds to name something more boring than lesbianism
protip: you literally fucking can't
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>>121760803
ME1's mako worlds
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>>121760874
oh
well fuck
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>>121760803
liara
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>>121760803
side quests in me3
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Ok.
I'm playing ME3 without any DLC at all. I romanced Jack in ME2, saved her at the Academy, and now I've just stopped the Cerberus coup of the Citadel and I told her at the bar that I still want to be a thing. I even got the achievement for rekindling a romance.
I just read somewhere that she won't appear on the Normandy or even on the Citadel again after this. Is this shit true?
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>>121761081
sorry lad
you get a 27 second long conversation at the end of the game
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>>121761081
Dude get the Citadel DLC asap, is the only way you're gonna enjoy a little bit more her romance
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Will MEA be good?
i didn't play DAI so i don't know how bw is right now
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>>121759252
what about Jack?
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>>121761216
Motherfucking seriously.
Three scenes the entire game?
Did they cut out her storyline to fit in all those great scenes of Joker trying to fuck a robot?
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>>121761502
We don't know you fucking moron
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>>121754690
The problem is that humans are much more tolerant of lateral g-force, not longitudinal. Astronauts are always seated upwards in capsules or the Space Shuttle so they get lateral g-forces during ascent, otherwise they'd blackout. And orbital mechanics won't let you accelerate willy-nilly.
Of course, if there's sci-fi space magic, it doesn't matter. But the spaceships of the future in real life would be in this vein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zYqwEKnDA
The ships themselves would still be the same "boat" layout, with habitats and living spaces in centrifuges. For each burn, the crew would need to seat in the center and buckle up.
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>>121761545
yes, jack is bisexual. she won't get with you if you romance anyone in 1 though
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>>121760803
kaidan
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>>121761081
That's halfway through, she's not going to disappear
>>121761502
No, it won't.
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>>121761619
rude
this general is tumblr aproved, remove yourself from the premises
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>>121761471
No. Not yet.
I want to feel as angry as people did in 2012. It's good for the soul.
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>>121761502
DA:I was shit and I fear ME:A will be as bad as the former was.
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>>121761621
sit*
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>>121761721
Then you're in for a ride. Next time romance Liara, Ashley or Tali, it's more satisfying
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>>121761721
oh lord someone stop him
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>>121761502
They cancelled development for another mobile game
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>>121761721
Why do you want to be angry?
Are you stupid?
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>>121762406
To measure my abilities
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>>121762406
He wants the original experience. I support his decision.
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>>121762010
It doesn't work like that faâ…¿
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>>121762806
>senpai
The wordfilters are gone?
baka desu senpai
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>>121762943
Everyone knows they're gone. You're not rusing anyone, senpai.
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literally can't even discuss my waifu anymore because of bullies desu
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>>121764768
pick a better waifu then
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>>121765096
can't do better than the best senpai
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>>121765212
surely if your waifu was truly the best, then you wouldn't be getting bullied
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>>121765381
they're just jealous, but it makes it difficult to communicate with my fellow patricians
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>>121764768
tali isn't that bad man
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>>121765431
Well, there's only one good waifu. And her name isDr.Chakwas
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>>121763734
how the fuck?
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>>121767640
not really sure tЬh
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>>121768189
fucking russians man, i swear to god
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>>121767630
How can one anon be sofucking patrician
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a waifu from the dirty dirty south with gold grills and a caddy on 4s?
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are we back to comfy slow meg now?
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>>121770820
shit, she come through on glass 84's, 5% tint and wood grain on the dash
pop trunk on you hoes
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>>121771518
I certainly hope so
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So lads, I just installed ME2 from the PSN monthly games. I haven't played a mass effect before, should I know anything about the first game before playing? Does it matter how I build my shepherd?
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>>121772493
does she break out the mask and the glock?
>>121773738
you should probably play the first game first, but you don't have to
just do whatever you want with your shep
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>>121773738
err I'd recommend playing ME1 first
but I think there's a short thing to setup your choices for ME2 if you really want to skip it
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Effect:_Genesis
or just go with the default
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>>121773858
she could give a fuck less
keep her business quiet as kept
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>>121773738
By not playing ME1 you'd be skiping the best ME game and the base to the lore.
You'd be missing out, it's a great game
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Based on Tali's suit...I bet she has the sexiest tummy.
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>>121776063
Liara is pretty hard to beat on that front
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>>121776138
oh my. I haven't gotten that far yet.
Also, fuck! I can't go back to the ExoGeni HQ after destroying the Thorian?
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>>121777556
H
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E M P H Y S E M A
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>>121776138
>not delicious hi-res version
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>>121777742
p-please post
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>>121776063
Tali has just about best everything except tits, because no one can beat the Asari when it comes to boobies.
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>>121773738
>Does it matter how I build my shepherd?
VANGUARD
A
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G
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D
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>>121777556
But Zaeed sounds like he smokes ten packs a day...
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>>121777819
I'd have to turn my PC on and that's SUCH a hassle
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>>121778381
is it just this 800x502 one or larger?
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>>121773738
The gameplay in ME1 is not as good, but the story is tighter than ME2. And since this is a heavily story-driven series, it would probably be a good idea to play all the games in order for the best experience.
As for how you should build your character, femshep + either infiltrator or vanguard, depending on whether you prefer sniper rifles or shotguns.
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>>121778507
>femshep
lad...
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>>121778461
1440x900 I think
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>>121778629
well memed
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>>121778712
sweet mother of god
can you post it when you next use your PC?
>>121778749
don't understand why you would want to play as a swampbeast with noodle arms desu
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>>121778749
>Someone disagrees with me
>"IT'S A MEME!! XDXD"
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>>121778825
I'll post it next time, I promise
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>>121778987
thanks anon
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What's this area of the ship?
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>>121779095
the solid waste reclamation plant
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>>121779095
This is the milking chamber. Female Cerberus employees "work" here to provide the milk for the Normandy's cereal.
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>>121779095
the airlock
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>>121779095
Liara's room, or, as the men and women who frequently visit her call it, the Normandy Orgy Den.
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>>121779095
my safe place, what the fuck are you doing here
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nice and ded
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>you're the last man standing in multiplayer
>you vanguard charge the final banshee and get grabbed
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>tfw starting my Unwavering runthrough
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>Talimancers won
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Shepard, I have a question about human behavior.
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>>121773858
>>121774401
JUMPED IN THE FUCKIN' RIDE
LOCED UP LIKE FROM HEAD TO TOE
WAIFU PULLED OUT A SACK OF INK
ROLLED UP AS WE START TO BLOW
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How dare this Ashley bitch talk bad about my sweet Liara.
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>>121787330
What's the matter? Can't handle a strong, human woman?
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>>121787330
Liara a geek
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>>121787423
>woman
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>>121783068
Vanguards, when will they learn.
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>>121787330
The real question is why you let Ashley survive Virmire.
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>Do not care what others think. Do what you must.
>Do not care what others think. Do what you must.
>Do not care what others think. Do what you must.
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Who is this Miranda? I'm only on Mass Effect 1 right now and wondering if she is waifu material.
I plan on making Liara my waifu.
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>>121783284
...and it's a cakewalk. That or I am literally the best at Mass Effect by now.
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>>121788120
Ashley might be an ugly, racist bitch, but at least she has a personality.
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>>121788226
Liara is literally the only worthwhile waifu until you get to ME2.
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>>121788206
But Javik, in politics and leadership what others think is supremely important because it affects cohesion and performance of the whole...
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>my squadmates keep drawing guns on a hologram of the Illusive Man
I thought Liara was supposed to be smart.
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>>121788120
I haven't gone to Virmire yet.
>>121788317
Ah, is Jack in ME2? And, if so, do Liara and Jack get along?
Also, who is this Rear Admiral Mikhailovich dick? Nigga tries to sweep over my precious Normandy shit like he's running the place. Told that dick to piss off.
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>>121788305
ME1: Ashley>Kaidan
ME3: Kaidan>Ashley
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>>121788476
>Ah, is Jack in ME2?
Yes
>And, if so, do Liara and Jack get along?
Jack doesn't get along with anyone at first, but she mellows out. Still carries a chip on her shoulder when it comes to Miranda, though.
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>>121788305
>Ash is reysis
Not trusting to aliens is normal thing. You don't trust random strangers on the street, do you?
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>>121788476
>>121789181
Pretty much this.
Her and Liara don't really interact in ME2, but if you have the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC and Jack is your romance, Liara will very briefly comment on her after you finish it.
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>mfw people still compare Ash and Kaidan and throw shit at either of them
They are both dependable friends and good soldiers. Nobody deserves to die. Not Ash, not Kaidan, not the normandy marines or kirrahe's operatives.
Everyone who talks about Virmire as opportunity to get rid of one of their friends should go fuck themselves desu
baka
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>>121789730
they're both incredibly bland and I would rather have ANY of the ME2 companions take their spot in 3
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>>121789798
>bland
nice meme. Are you one of those people who think that every character should have some crippling mental illness for you to somehow resolve or deal with?
People whine about dumbest shit.
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>>121789696
I bought the Mass Effect 1 and 2 Deluxe Collection on Steam.
Does that come with all the DLC?
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>>121789798
>implying femshep+Kaidan isn't best OTP
Ashley was pretty shit though.
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>>121790004
lel, nope. how is EA supposed to get all your monies if they just give you the DLC?
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>>121790004
ME1 probably comes with both of them, dunno about the 2
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>>121789948
no, but characters still should be interesting
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>>121790004
ME2 comes with some of the DLC, but not Kasumi Goto (who fucking cares) or Lair of the Shadow Broker (required for Liarafags).
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>he didn't romance Liara
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>>121790627
In my first ever ME playthrough I romanced Liara.
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>>121790709
>not Kaidan
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>>121790421
>Shadow Broker
How do I go about adding the Shadow Broker DLC to my Steam version of Mass Effect 2?
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>>121790818
>Playing with femshep
Tumblr pls go
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>>121790892
You have to get it from Bioware's site if I remember correctly.
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>>121788429
>In my cycle we ruled the galaxy
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>>121790818
I romanced Kaidan when I finally convinced myself to give it a try to play as femshep
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so quantum entanglement communicator is just space magic ?
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>>121791679
not quite, old chap
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>>121791050
Go to bed, grandpa
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>>121791050
Yeah, because you made everyone think the same way you do.
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>>121791956
you mean there is a theory that it might be possible ?
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>>121792670
Right now we can observe quantum entanglement, where two separate locations see the exact same thing simultaneously. Where Mass Effect and other sci-fi takes liberties is in postulating that one side could control the effect and allow information to be passed along, which I believe is well beyond what the current theory suggests is even plausible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light#Quantum_mechanics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_entanglement
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>>121760735
>anime
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>>121792216
>>121792382
>None in this cycle seem to understand me. And I do not care.
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>>121792968
interesting, thanks for the info
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Watcha lookin at, Shepard?
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>>121794015
I do hope Kasumi made those recordings
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Sorry if I'm out of the loop but...
Wonder if there will be an equivalent to DA Keep where you choose your decisions if this becomes a trilogy. My guess is you are gonna try to go back to the milky way by the end of the third if it does become a trilogy.
Would feel good to meet shep if you chose destroy with the best version of it.
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>>121784531
yeah since Tali is the only waifu whose race you can genocide and cause her to suicide only to end up with a stock photo image in your cabin, I'd surely say that she has won.
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>>121794862
Why so salty, mein deutschnigga?
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>>121794923
Salty? That's probably how the sea birds on rannoch would describe Tali's broken corpse down on the cliffs after they've picked it clean. If they could talk.
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>>121795023
Wait, are you pro-space gypsies or pro-talking toasters?
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>>121795023
>Sea birds
Triggered, was browsing Wikipedia today and read an article about ocean pollution. An Albatross's insides shouldn't have more plastic than a garbage can.
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>>121795123
anti both. genociding quarians then picking destroy.
>>121795165
eating quarian corpses could be detrimental then with all that environmental suit to pick through first. poor birds, but what can you do?
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>>121795123
>not having that tripfag filtered
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>>121795123
He hates gypsies, not too surprising given his heritage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porajmos
Just imagine how WG would act if you could wipe out the Volus.
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>>121795348
>anti both. genociding quarians then picking destroy.
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>you can't kill a single quarian with a gun throughout the series right until that moment when you can murder ALL of them with a push of a single button
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>>121795618
how is that edgy? everyone who isn't a talifag does that.
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>>121795724
>Genociding an entire race because you don't like one of their members
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>>121795870
>create AI robots when creating AI robots is against the law
How stupid can you be?
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>>121795870
last I checked it was still just a game
>being this upset about words being posted on an online Swahili fur coat catalog
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>>121796016
>Quarians make a mistake
>Kill the great-grandchildren of those who made it
>>121796262
>"HURR IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, THIS IS AN IMAGEBOARD XD"
Says the tripfag.
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>>121796989
>Says the tripfag.
scalding
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>>121796989
>Kill the great-grandchildren of those who made it.
You don't actually kill them, my mistake. If quarians stop firing you "save" both them and the geth. If they don't, geth destroy them.
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>>121797201
That's not a very smart logic, WG
>if i'm an old tripfag that has actively contributed to the general i'm immune to the tripfag shitpost
That's not how it works
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>>121789490
I would depending on the country/region I was in
http://ourworldindata.org/data/culture-values-and-society/trust/
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How the FUCK can asari read your thoughts? By mingling nervous systems? That's not where thoughts come from...
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>>121802998
the brain is integrated in the nervous system is it not?
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>>121802998
Space magic, but I'm not complaining
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>>121802998
They shove millions of tiny nematocysts through your skull to link your thoughts to theirs. Ardat-yakshi have the added side effect of also injecting neurotoxins.I'm making this up.
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>>121804490
what if the nematocysts are introduced via mtj
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>>121804772
I know what MT is but what is the J?
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>>121805202
juices
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>>121753445
>Murundi
Sounds like an African name.
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>>121805529
Hello /meg/
Can i tripfag here?
>>
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>>121776063
Nah, basing it on suits, it's clearly Miranda.
>>121777951
>being this delusional
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>>121805202
>MT
>They were much smaller in my cycle
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CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
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someone has black Miri?
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>>121806936
Do maleturs cock-a-doodle at dawn?
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>>121806870
Sorry to hear that, Javik. The bigger, the better.
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>>121790004
>Does that come with all the DLC?
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what happens to reaper army in case of synthesis ?
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>>121807569
Every single part of their processing fluid become sapient and self-aware, in the liquid as a whole. The Reaper itself breaks down due to everyone screaming out at once.
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>>121807873
Can you romance her with femshep?
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>>121807978
Of course not
It's for the better i suppose
Femshep a shit
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>>121808114
What about AshleyxFemshep in ME3?
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>>121808182
Nope. Thank God.
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>>121808182
No
Why would you want to play as femshep anyway
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Waifus all doing aerobics together when?
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>>121808501
And here's the link.
>https://youtu.be/TIfAkOBMf5A
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>>121808501
My waifu doesn't associate with the plebeian ones
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>>121798717
thanks for that clarification, I will remember it next time
>>121802998
mass effect fields
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>>121808114
>femshep a shit
actually I changed my mind you're welcome to trip here friend
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trips usually are fic writers or collage makers
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>>121753354
All I do is play Krogan Warlord so my N7 level is pretty poor, but I love hitting things with my hammer
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>>121808839
I post here for months lad
Just now i wanted to try my /tv/ tripcode
I'll drop it eventually
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>>121753354
What about RuinedScape?
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>>121802998
Thoughts don't "come from" anywhere. It's a mystery
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>>121810682
>hasn't taken a philosophy course
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>>121811402
They just talk about other philosophers in PHIL subjects
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>>121811402
And funnily enough, Liara describes the bond as spiritual
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Favorite MP class everyone?
N7 Paladin here
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>>121810682
Can't we literally track which sections of the brain light up when you think? Sounds like the mystery is solved to me.
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>>121812794
John Mass, level 20 human soldier.
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>"The tulmorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanksher: ''I didn't know your parnaps could glow'.
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>>121812949
The brain is always "lit up". Even asleep
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>>121812949
observing the effect =/= understanding the cause
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>>121795870
One half of the species are effeminate homosexuals. For this, they must die
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>>121812794
Quarian infiltrator and engineer
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>>121812794
I'm aBT so I can only emulate LAN and play alonebut the most fun for me is the N7 Slayer
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>>121813163
>half of the species are effeminate homosexuals
But that's something good, anon. And don't forget about the other half, submissive sluts begging for the BHC
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>>121813003
>you will never debate Javik on philosophy and consciousness
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>>121813163
His arms look very stumpy.
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Those of you who like quarians and femturs... are not welcome in WesternGerman's /meg/. Asari penises only.
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>>121813708
Because he can barely form a coherent sentence?
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>>121812794
The valkyrie sentinel.
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>>121813003
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>>121814393
>he can barely form a coherent sentence
>Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, primitive, and ask the ghosts if honor matters
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>>121814936
He's probably just quoting someone with a brain
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>>121814936
>And the ghost asnwered with a resounding:
>Yes. It does. It is better to pass away than to lose our souls.
I'm not saying that there should be no compromises whatsoever and sometimes the evil may end up necessary. But there are times when obliteration is preferable to compromise.
Tell me, Javik... would you call what turned your defeated people into collectors a "survival"? Would that be a choice you made to preserve them?
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Did the protheans have bug wings or was that added by the reapers to the collectors?
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Ymir 626 is mai waifu.
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>>121818430
>Ymir 626
A shit
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>waist length, fitten leather jacket
Wow, I didn't know the Systems Alliance Joint Special Operations Command was so fashion conscious!
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>>121818758
The assless chaps are more impressive tbqh family.
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>>121816164
>collectors a "survival"?
>You killed them. It was the right thing to do.
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>>121818758
it's the future
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>>121818024
Well Javik has wings, so...
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>>121819573
Why doesn't he use them ?
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>>121818758
*fitted
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>>121818758
I love love waist-length jackets
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>>121819616
Maybe they're all stiff from being in cryo.
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>>121818758
She's not N7, though.
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>>121820407
The jacket is clearly produced and distributed by JSOC, anon.
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>>121820125
we give him time to recover
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>>121820407
because that means anything
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>>121819616
He's embarrassed to fly in front of women because his wingspan is so small :3
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is there a mass effect edit of the CIA plane scene
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>>121821862
CUTE~!
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>>121822180
Can you think of something similar to that scene in Mass Effect? Because the only thing I can think of is the attack on the Citadel by Cerberus in ME3, with KL taking Bane's role and the Dalatrass taking Dr.Pavel's.
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>>121822841
There is Banes mentioned in a quest in me1
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>>121822841
It can just be edited together, if he means the iconic picture. Shepard in front of the Normandy with two companions of anon's choice
>Reapers, I'm SPECTRE
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>>121822180
only this, sorry.
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>>121823269
If it's just the stand then yeah, you can make a ton of versions like Shepard, Miranda and Jacob visiting Mordin on Omega
>Dr.Solus. I'm CERBERUS
But if it's the whole scene then it has to include an attack or at least the big guy quote and all that. It makes things harder. Sadly, I'm shit when it comes to editing stuff...
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what is the appeal of playing as a female?
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>>121823942
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been made yet
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>>121824084
>le watching a female's ass instead of man ass meme
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>>121824328
>i-i definitely don't want to be the little girl!
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>>121824084
Playing as your own gender
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>>121824591
>gender
victoria
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>>121824084
Hale's superior voice acting
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>>121824789
>hale's voice acting
>>
THANE?
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>>121825004
I hope he sucked dick
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>>121824789
>Hale's voice acting
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>>121825004
>The flight plan I just filed with Nassana lists me, my men, Dr. Solus here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my spaceship!
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>>121824789
>Hale's "superior" "voice" "acting"
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>>121825004
drell freak me out for some reason
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>>121824789
serious answers only.
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>>121827015
This looks like a dragon age mural
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>>121825004
>WAS GETTING KILLED PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
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>>121826891
if you lick a drell you will have hallucinations
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>>121828062
you'd have to be hallucinating to want to lick a drell tbf
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>>121828215
I am 100% lucid and sober and I want to drag my tongue down Thane's sexy, bare neck...!!
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>>121829571
bit odd
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>>121829571
are you that Thanemancer trip ?
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>>121829571
what if a bit of scale breaks off and you swallow it
>>
Who else purposefully got Jack killed at the end of ME2 (at least in the first runthrough, second one I had to get the trophy for saving everyone) so you wouldn't have to put up with her anymore1
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>>121830237
someone should take you to Chakwas
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<3
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>>121830405
best waifu
most caring waifu also
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>>121830405
Speaking of eating scales...
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>>121830405
fugg I want to rub her skin
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>>121830487
also cutest belly desu
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>>121830405
WHERE IS THE HI-RES BELLY...
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>>121831001
>muh exploration
prepare yourselves for DAI with guns
this is the future you chose
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>>121831001
Are they already selling these as prints?
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>>121830405
Daily reminder that she took lizard cock for 2 years while Shepard was dead.
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>>121831187
feron was being tortured for most of those two years
like i said earlier, if you want to shitpost you at least need some basis in reality
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>>121831152
I WANT TO ORDER 1000
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>>121830405
>
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>>121831161
that hoodie looks so out of place in ME3, it triggers me
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>>121831161
now WG will come and say
>"She's hiding that erected MT between her legs"
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>>121831161
S N A K E T H I G H S
>>121831368
Please have mercy anon I'm at work
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>>121831368
>those drawn on eyebrows
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>>121820659
>Slenderman
Is he still relevant on /x/?
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>>121831001
Why are the rocks moving...?
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>>121831596
that's literally what they are though
the real question is why she doesn't have eyelashes
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>>121825004
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
>>
a waifumaking your knees feel weak?
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>>121830237
It's like shrooms.
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>>121831368
>tfw I love Liara but chose Ashley as my waifu because I'm a racist /pol/tard and I belive racemixing is bad
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>>121831864
Hamsterface
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>>121831910
ashley is mixed though. /pol/ is cancer anyway
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waifuposting is acceptable as long as it's in delicious high resolution imo
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>>121830797
Liara's belly vs CIA's ass?
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>>121831596
they drew eyebrows on her so that she looks morehughmon
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>>121832001
this + femshep can't be involved
>>121832101
benezia has eyebrows too, obviously it's just to make them look human, but you could say that it's a t'soni lineage tattoo or something
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>>121832001
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>>121831910
It's still racemixing if you use Sheploo, race traitor.
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>>121831910
>racemixing
>alien species
>asari, no less, meaning nothing of you actually makes it into the child
Retard, indeed.
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>>121831990
>ashley is mixed though
nah, she passes as white
but either way she's human, I'd prefer my kids to be slightly brown-ish than all blue females desu
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>>121832196
>feet facing each other
why is she standing like that
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if you're are waifu folder is under 10gb you might as well fuck off back to reddit. pic related, my laptop's folder
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>>121832196
>All those leather straps and skull beltbuckle
Tali confirmed for Hot Topic-tier.
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>>121832362
>nah, she passes as white
As opposed to being what? Brown?
Where do you draw the line?
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>>121832548
The line is when they start spouting non-English and acting stereo-typically.
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>>121832660
I don't remember Ash spouting non-English 2bh
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>>121832880
Not her, pham.
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>>121831864
>Liara
>wearing fashionable shoes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7FOhoXEFvE
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>>121832294
no, my Sheperd is fully aryan desu
only in ME3 it mixed up his face code so he looked like a retard
>>121832342
that was my point, see >>121832362
>>121832548
>As opposed to being what? Brown?
yes
>Where do you draw the line?
thats hard to tell, Ashley is white because her skin is white and she acts like white
Vega (for example) on the other hand is pretty tanned and speaks half mexican, therefore he isnt white (still a cool dude, but definetely not white)
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>>121831864
>Liara was born with a cleft palate
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>>121832976
In WG's depraved fantasies she wears all kinds of stripper heels
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>>121832943
>" I'm ready jefe!! cien por ciento!!"
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>>121832976
Right? She should be barefoot. Imagine her bare feet after a long day of shadow brokering
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>>121833159
>Ashley is white because her skin is white
She has olive skin, though, just like Vega.
With very full, plump lips, black hair and brown eyes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvram2P0Nvc
:)
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>>121833518
>She has olive skin. With very full, plump lips, black hair and brown eyes.
just as many Spaniards, Italians and Greeks do, and they are also considered white
>just like Vega
no, not that much
anyway this feels like /pol/ or /int/, let>s stop discussing whiteness
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>>121833159
At that point of future all the races are pretty much mixed into some brown mess, who cares
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>>121830797
I'd seriously refrain from googling for it, I made that mistake just now.
>>121831483
I wasn't about to say that at all.And why would I, since it's pretty clear to everyone, it's like saying "Hey, she's blue!"
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>>121833121
>>121832196
>>121831864
>>121831368
>>121831161
:^)
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>>121834907
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>ObedientComposedBurro
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>>121832420
I don't know, I don't like pics where women stand like that, it looks really uncomfortable.
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>>121831073
We told these retards that the Mako sucked Drell dick in ME1 but they just kept going
>muh nostalgia
and begging for it to come back.
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>>121832420
>>121836980
It's like you've never seen an insta/fashion shot in your life.
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>>121831073
Are we really going to get back Shepard? I kinda made my peace with the original ME and now Bioware pulls this shit.
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>>121833404
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>>121837808
Looks dumb, and my point still stands.
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>>121837808
It's not like I'm a model, anon...that world is beyond me
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>>121834907
Samara would N E V E R break her oath...!!
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>>121838036
probably not as playable character but expect flashbacks or some shit like the main character in Andromeda is also an N7 guy and knows Shepard intimately from N7 training and shit.
I wouldn't put it beyond EA to put Shepard in again as something more though if they can squeeze out more cash with it.
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>>121833404
>lizard talons
nty
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>>121838373
What you think is of little consequence to fashion.
>>121838437
Yeah but don't tell me you never fapped to some hot chicks instagram?
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>>121838581
there's nothing in the code against sex
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>>121838950
Samara won't even kiss you because of the Code. If there was a loophole for sex, she'd know about it
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>>121838782
Sounds reasonable.
This is such a cocktease based purely on monetary gain. Fucking Bioware.
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>>121832420
>tfw I'm guilty of posing like that
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>>121839294
She does that for her own reasons. She tells you that it's not forbidden
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>>121838878
I've never gotten off to anyone's instagram, female or otherwise
Maybe I'm just old
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>>121839443
are you a trap?do not post pics then
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>>121839467
Oh word? I've never actually romanced her, I just heard she stops and assumed it was because of the Code. Maybe there is a chance!
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>>121839597
Let me just say that you are missing out.
>>121839443
Pics or it didn't happen. But tasteful ones pls.
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Why can't Mass Effect have a character as hot as Claire "Lightning" Farron?
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>>121839658
no, sorry to disappoint
>>121839836
I'll see if I can find something ME related to wear, I'd like to remain on-topic while I attentionwhore
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>>121839981
Because the target audience is not gay? Lightning looks like a femboy.
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>>121839981
You mean, Miss No-tits-and-ass?
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>>121839981
because Bioware is behind the curve on armpit rendering
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>>121839597
>tfw don't even know how to download pics from it because it just tries to save the entire webpage
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>>121840108
>no, sorry to disappoint
so that means you are going to post pics. just saying.
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>>121840258
You people are even worse than footfags
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>>121840604
>worse than footfags
...is that possible?
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>>121840108
>I'll see if I can find something ME related to wear
You really don't need to.
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>>121833121
wtf is liara doing
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>>121840604
>nice, smooth armpits aren't hot
Come on, man.
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>>121840137
I'm sorry but if you don't find Light hot it is highly probable that you are a HOMOSEXUAL!
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>>121840258
<3
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>>121840913
>no tits
>no ass
>legs of a 14 year old girl
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>>121840913
I just like my waifus to look a bit more feminine.
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>>121840913
cute face but her prepubescent body is kind of a turn off
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>>121839736
She isses you in the Citadel DLC if you played paragon and hit on her on ME2
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>>121842408
What is her reason for not wanting to be with you? I feel like it has to do with her children but I don't know for sure
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>>121843096
https://youtu.be/Df6ASAfbse8
Here you go senpai
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>>121809041
>Solo mastery
Ah well I see you know how to play or at least cheese, perhaps both
>>121810253
Fuck, someone knows I play(ed) Runescape.
Who are you?
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>>121841436
dose crauns r maid of fome
HROJ HROJ HROJ HROJ!
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>>121843934
Krogan Warlord erry day with muh hammer and Juggernaut Shields
On Gold I used cyclonic modulator III too (and some medi-gel)
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>>121812794
Drell assassin or BT vanguard.
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>>121843934
I'm CIA
Everyone in Kong knows you play ruinedscape
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joq beast weffy
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>>121845165
But what about Platinum?
>>121846715
CIA? I'm SUPO.
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youre're waifu likes double anal!
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>>121847796
I've never extracted on platinum, well, not solo anyway
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>>121848142
But it said solo mastery and iirc that includes one platinum solo
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>>121848550
you only need to do 3/4 missions
So I did extract from bronze 10 times, silver 5, gold 3
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hd bellies when
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>>121849793
just pull your shirt up and look at your own belly
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>>121849980
my belly isn't blue :(
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>>121850036
just paint it blue then
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>>121850721
Hmm so this is how the average american looks like
Exactly what i had in mind
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>>121849793
The anon from yesterday f*cking LIED TO US...!!!
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>>121854368
That's ok, we got more hires blueberry
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>>121849793
which scene is it from anyway? ME1 or ME2?
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>>121854924
>ME2
I meant ME3
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>>121852610
Who the FUCK proposed to my wife?
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>>121854924
>>121855060
3, 1 doesn't look that good graphically
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do you think they hired focus groups to decide which color to make the sexy lesbian aliens
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>>121855181
I've checked youtube videos of 1 and 3 but can't find a bellyshot, what the fuck is going on?
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>>121856558
It's literally 3 seconds after >>121831368
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>>121856558
I don't know lad, just Google Liara belly and it should be right there. Someone said they had a high resolution version but hasn't delivered
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>>121856674
it literally isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leUFdDqYIX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8PJLpsTqmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDL0sJJVUD4
maybe it's just the model and this isn't from the official game?
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tfw no asari skin iphone case
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>>121856759
yeah that was the point, if you google it you only get the low res versionand shitloads of fat liarasso I wanted to see if I can find the part in a video, download and make a webm out of it or at least screenshot it
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>>121857008
I swear to the Maker I remember a bluebelly cutscene in game
Other anons seem to too
Are we all hallucinating?
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>>121857158
tfw no asari skin sexbot
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>>121857315
I don't remember it being in a cutscene. It seems a bit too well done to be fanmade to me though
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you may be interested in this:
https://digitalero.rip/topic-836-lore-friendly-nude-liara-t-soni-%28mass-effect%29.html
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Is Samara the purest?
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>>121858860
>three children
No
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>>121858860
no she basically says she was a slut before becoming a justicar
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>>121858860
No one in Mass Effect is pure.
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>>121859235
Except Liara
>>121858668
I ain't reading all that shit
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USE A MISSILE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
YOULL NEVER TAKE ON FIVE BANSHEES BY YOURSELF MORON
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>>121859092
And one was the biggest slut in the galaxy!
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>>121858668
Oh baby
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>>121859606
don't tell us, tell them.
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>>121859632
But she didn't mother Liara.
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>>121859606
>Not taking 5 banshees 3 brutes and 2 ravagers by yourself
Top noob
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>>121859606
It's fucking 3 years after the release and there are still scrubs in the MP, goddamnit.
It's Impossible to play platinum now, it's noob infested.
Where platform you using man?
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>>121858860
Yes
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>>121859895
Reported to C-Sec for bullying
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http://i.imgur.com/rXq4QuP.jpg
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>>121860717
Should I click this if I'm using public campus wifi?
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>>121860907
https://i.imgur.com/rXq4QuP.jpg
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>>121860907
Yes
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>>121807978
With the gibbed save editor you can, but not 'officially'.
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the music in Chora's club gives me a boner
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>>121865061
and I hate it
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>>121865239
why do you hate getting boners, anon?
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>>121865239
you hate Anon's erection?
>>
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>>121865767
You have the largest preoccupation with erections in this thread
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what happens if you go full dick/renegade mode with Shepherd?
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>>121866212
>implying your choices matter
You won't ever romance anyone if you exclusively pick the lower right option though
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>>121865836
>You have the largest erection in this thread
can't help it
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>>121866406
You'll also end up without Garrus and Wrex in ME1 and most of the bad choices in general.
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>>121866784
In your boypussy maybe
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>>121866948
I just checked, there is no erection in my boypussy.
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>>121867095
CHECK AGAIN FUCKBOY
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>>121867095
Well I can solve that
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>>121867282
>FUCKBOY
I'm notOCD
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holy shit what the fudge.
I'm sitting in an elevator with Tali and Liara, then Liara takes her hand and brushes her breast, then over her tummy.
the fudge
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>>121867707
>putting it on for Tali
fuck me Liara is such a whore
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>>121867707
she takes whose hand? tali's or her own?
I need to know exactly how arousing this is
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>>121867909
femshep's hand of course
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>>121866212
You're responsible for the genocide of at least 3 different species.
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>>121868107
>femshep
so not arousing at all then
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>>121867707
It's important to check for breast cancer frequently
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>>121868386
man it would suck to be an asari and have cancer for 200 years
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>>121868135
Geth, krogan and?
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>>121869740
Quarian
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>>121869740
The protheans by not rescuing Javik?
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>>121869782
Oh, in that scenario you'd have to sabotage the genophage, kill the quarians in Rannoch and pick destroy right?
That'd be the worst outcome in the series tbqh
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>>121869740
Rachni
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>>121870132
This triggers the German
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>>121869740
rachni, krogan, and either the geth or the quarian. you wipe out all four if you go with destroy.
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Why didn't the Quarians just genophage the Geth?
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I swear someone needs to post some HD liara belly right now or I'm going to LOSE IT!
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>>121869740
it's impossible to genocide the geth.
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>>121867909
it was her own hand. like she was doing some erotic dance or something while in the elevator.
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holy shit there's a planet called "Xanadu"
all I can think of when seeing it is Roger from American Dad! singing the song
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>>121872172
There's a system called Dakka as well
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>>121872292
oh god.
also, why doesn't Shepard get a captain's chair on the ship in Mass Effect 1?
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>>121872292
>>121872172
There's also a planet called Carcosa
If you watch True Detective you understand
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>>121871736
Oh that, she sometimes does that idle animation in ME1. Must be because asari are sluts
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>>121872172
>>121872884
read some books you dumb niggers
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>>121871736
Everything an asari does is erotic.
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>>121873267
there's no need to be rude.
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>>121873267
You mean the King in Yellow?
I did.
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Page 10 desu.
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>>121877096
I guess everyone is playing FO4...
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>>121877561
>playing FO4
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>>121877931
I agree with you senpai but a whole lot of people were hyped (this isn't the only general slowing down) so it's going to be even slower for a while. Or die, completely.
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>>121877561
>download the cracked version yesterday
>play for 30 minutes
>looks like shit
>plays like shit
MILF Jack is the only good thing about it desu
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>>121858860
Only celibate Shepard is pure.
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>>121878532
>MILF Jack
Oh baby
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>>121866914
Wait, is it possible to just reject Wrex and Garrus in ME1? What do they say in the second game?
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>>121879652
It was honestly worth pre-ordering just for that. Bethesda has also finally managed to make their faces look alright. It's a great waifu simulator.
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>>121879652
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>>121877931
Yeah, I don't hate Bethesda's games. I'm just bored of them (and open worlds in general I guess).
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>An ancient evil awakens
>You have to either destroy, merge with or control it
>There are some people who doesn't want to control the ancient evil
>Implying it's not just going to come back if you destroy it
>Implying anyone wants to become an ancient evil
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>>121879698
>What do they say in the second game?
Wrex - If you don't recruit him you will never see him again.
Garrus - You receive dossier for archangel and you meet him with slightly different dialogue.
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>>121880096
Isn't Mass Effect open world?
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>>121880413
>If you don't recruit him you will never see him again.
Lazy.
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>You will never become a bt foam slut
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>>121880502
Almost no one ever mentions him.
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>>121880656
Headcanon senpai
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Holy shit, the Asari Valkyrie Sentinel is God-tier.
Wish I had unlocked this chick earlier.
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>>121881086
Not good enough. Bioware better shape up with the lewd content in Andromeda or I won't be buying it.
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>>121881706
They will let you choose to be the passive one or an active in a homo relationship
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>>121877561
>One reviewer said it was pathetic compared to the Witcher 3
>He will probably be without a job soon
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>>121881934
They're too big pussies to even make a full on homo RPG. I wonder if EA will take them to the kennel soon and have Bioware put out of its misery.
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Det tred
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>>121879923
>>121878532
What does pre-ordering Fallout 4 have anything to do with Jack?
Also, why the hell is Ashley getting up all in my shit about liking Liara? I never talk to the Ashley bitch. Where does she get off making me choose? I already chose the best one. Liara.
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>>121883749
Jack's VA is a character, I guess.
You must have talked to her at least once.
>>
Post ME3 usernames
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>>121884631
I can't, anon, I didn't give my money to EA
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>>121884843
Then you can't give ur virginity to me
>>
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>>121885056
>You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.
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>>121867484
Shit, man! You expect me to be up at that hour? Trying to lure me out? I'd said my goodnight to Alex two hours before that and went to sleep.
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>>121889246
>Alex
there are no ME characters named Alex, you must be mistaken
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How do I go about adding the Shadow Broker DLC to my Steam version of Mass Effect 2?
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>>121891453
The DLC should be able to locate your ME2 installation and include itself mostly automatically
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>>121892016
Is that Adrian Delaware?
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>>121870132
>worst
also:
>"genociding" machines
>>121880413
that different dialogue is just happening when you recruit him though. after that he's still doing all his routine of admiring you as if you knew him already.
not sure if he drops the "just like old times" line in ME2 already or if that's a ME3 thing though.
>>121889246
>not waking up the instant someone talks about you
weak
>>121891453
you just install it and it will be added. the game verificates the game by itself as soon as you log in at the starting screen.
>>121892249
yes
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>>121893252
who is that?
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>>121889732
You're right. Jack, then.
>>121893252
No. Not even close. Not Nightfable's fault, though. It's impossible to create something beautiful in gamebryo. Unless you mod the shit out of it.
>>121893440
My spider senses need tuning.
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>>121894196
Milf Jack. You didn't think she'd have an edgelord haircut forever did you?
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I installed Skyrim legendary edition today with the HD texture pack. It honestly looks worse than Gothic 3. And those animations, goddamn, where they always that hideous? Makes Bioware work look stellar in comparison. How do I fix it? Going back to Daggerfall is an option.
>>121894196
This little lady right here. Just because they share the VA.
>>121894554
>You didn't think she'd have an edgelord haircut forever did you?
She probably would. Just to show that tattoo she has around her head.
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>>121894842
You know, I'd be very happy if she voiced the protagonist in ME:A too. Hale a shit and I can't think of another womyn VA I could see myself masturb- errr... stand to listen to for an entire game.
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>>121883749
You're the reason Ash got extensive plastic surgery by ME3, you should have picked loveliest girl instead of that blue skank.
>>
>>121894554
>>121894842
fall out 4, I assume
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>>121895197
Why did you put a space there? And yes it is.
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>>121894842
>It honestly looks worse than Gothic 3.
Anon, pls, you're trying way too hard. Am I going to have to molest your boypussy until you stop using such hyperbole?
>>
>>121895038
Courtenay makes my dick diamonds when she tries to be seductive as well as being bitchy. God, I wanted to nail Damsel with my vampire dick in Bloodlines, but unfortunately VtM vampires don't fuck. I mean, they do, but eh, coming blood isn't really my thing.
>>121895197
Yeah.
>>121895416
You're right. It looks about the same, but withGothiclooking just a bit better.
>>
>Liara refuses to use a condom since she says she is a Virgin and you haven't got anything
>When she's balls deep inside your ass your cyberware detects twenty five different STDs but she fills you to the brim just as you notice
>>
>>121894842
>Makes Bioware work look stellar in comparison.
No, it really doesn't. You are exaggerating.
>How do I fix it? Going back to Daggerfall is an option.
Use unofficial hd textures, because you'd have to clean the official ones up and they would still be shit. Use the unofficial patches as well, they fix shitloads of issues.
Read the /tesg/ sticky as well, especially for mod-cleaning. If your mods are dirty they can fuck up everything.
Also if your pc is mediocre, firefox will crash your game regularly so you need to close it.
Also use Headbomb's Better Sorting and Loadout, which aren't in the sticky.
I've come to a point again where I don't want to play on, but I'm going to force myself through it. Right now it's in the Dawnguard questline, I've become a vampire lord but I can't level it up because
a) enemies are too strong and beat the shit out of me while I hardly do any damage to them
b) you need the last hit to get the vampire-lord skill up but Serana keeps stealing my kills
c) she ignores my "stay here" command and just says "No, I don't think so" and follows me anyway.
>>
cheddar biscuits and embrace eternities?
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>>121894842
>Going back to Daggerfall is an option.
If you've already beaten Morrowind then just do this. Modern Bethesda might not be as Jewish and greedy as modern Bioware but they're just as incompetent and pandering to casuals.
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Is Liara lactose intolerant ?
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>>121895656
>Courtenay makes my dick diamonds
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants her voice to tie me up, pinch my breasts, slap my ass and fuck me hard with a big studded strap-on.
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>>121896167
She's a blue nigger so that's most likely the case.
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>>121895952
>embrace eternities
Which are the most suitable liquors? Those without much sugar, but what else.
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>>121891920
>>121893440
I have to get it from here https://social.bioware.com/page/me2-dlc, right?
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>>121896432
vodka, or maybe absinthe
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>>121896539
Looks good to me
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>>121896084
I'd recommend playing it as well. it's got an insane learning curve with several restarts needed until you find your prefered playstyle (make sure you choose custom class right from the start instead of a premade since they're all shit and don't answer questions but choose your shit yourself)
problem is the game is made up of literally just radiant quests except for the main questline, that made me lose interest again last time I played it.
try something like pic related, but change the hand-to-hand to your prefered weapons class (or keep it and go full monk, you'll need to level up some other weapons class as well though)AND MAKE SURE IF YOU ARE ASKED WHAT KIND OF PRESENT YOU KEPT AS TEENAGER THAT YOU CHOOSE THE EBONY DAGGER!
>>121896539
yep
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>>121895656
>>121896249
>tfw she suddenly sounds exactly like my weird, ugly neighbor who smokes 2 packages of cigarettes a day
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>>121896763
just noticed I forgot pic related.
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>>121896763
>try something like pic related
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>>121897542
Could you give me your neighbour's number?
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>>121895854
>No, it really doesn't. You are exaggerating
Played ME1 about a couple months ago. Animations didn't look Skyrim levels of bad, in my opinion. Not to say that the ME animations looked good, in anyway, just better than Bethesda's.
>>>/v/316100241
>fallout 4
>Use unofficial hd textures
Already am.
>Read the /tesg/ sticky as well
Already have. It's all "lol, just do whatever looks best to you". It all looks good, I don't know what works with what. I usually end up downloading 10 different mods trying to make it look nice and it just crashes instead. I don't know what Headbomb's Better Sorting and Loadout does.
>>121896084
Not a big fan of Morrowind. Liked Daggerfall much better.
>>121896249
I'm just going on record to say that this is not my fantasy.
>>121896763
Never had that much of a problem with Daggerfall.
>>121897542
>weird, ugly neighbor
Except Courtenay is neither weird, nor ugly. And I like her deeper voice. Sounds more sultry to me.
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>You will never be forced by Liara to get bred by a big diseased batarian megacock
>Liara will never spit in your face when you beg for mercy as the batarian pushes his infected dick balls deep
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>>121898452
>I'm just going on record to say that this is not my fantasy.
That's because you're not a lesbian grill.
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>>121898452
>Not a big fan of Morrowind. Liked Daggerfall much better.
In my opinion the lore alone makes Morrowind one of the best games out there but then there's the art direction, the handcrafted world not made by retards, the interesting quests, the atmosphere and the plot.
Daggerfall, much like Arena was too procedurally generated for my taste.
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>>121898456
I don't think that is a feel I would want to feel, thank you very much.
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>>121899762
You're very boring, you know that right?
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>>121898452
>Already have. It's all "lol, just do whatever looks best to you".
go here:
www.tesgeneral.com
and read through the recommended mod section
>I don't know what Headbomb's Better Sorting and Loadout does.
skyrim's sorting system is shit, better sorting obviously sorts it better.
loadout uses hotkeys to change whole sets of armor/weapons. usually to change that stuff you need to click through your inventory, now you do it with one press of a button.
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>>121881131
Does anyone have a pic or list of God-tier, great-tier, Good-tier, okay-tier and shit-tier for MP characters?
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So, any one remember the Grunt's "much point" joke?
Well, i dont get it, can some one explain it to me?
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>>121901015
Is this what the dying star plot was all about?
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>>121901406
bladed weapons have points but grunt doesn't see why you'd use a knife against turians
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>>121901848
i feel really really stupid right now. i don't get it.
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>>121902110
it's not really even a joke. grunt chuckles at the two meanings of point, nothing to it
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>>121872531
>why doesn't Shepard get a captain's chair on the ship in Mass Effect 1?
They explain this in the game. Dumb, turian shit.
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>"Liara isn't best girl"
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>You will never get your thong shoved up your assistance because Liara didn't bother push it aside when shoving her MT up there
>You will never get spitroasted between Liara and a krogan
>Liara will never fuck you in the ass so deep that her MT comes out filthy
>You will never get skullfucked by Liara with said dirty MT
Why even live
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>>121903940
put your trip back on wg
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>>121903940
>shoved up your assistance
Thank you phone. This is totally what I meant.
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Does anyone here even play the MEs, or are you just here because you've got nowhere else to go?
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>>121904363
i played the trilogy twice a few months ago
i don't give a shit about multiplayer
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>>121902402
thats actually make sense ) ty
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>>121904363
No. Just no.
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>>121903982
>twink
>likes cock
>wears women's clothing
Jesus.
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>>121904363
Currently replaying ME2
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>>121904607
he also shaves his entire body
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>>121904363
I mostly fantasise about Liara abusing me but I do play the games from time to time, lad. I think I have replayed mass effect 3 about thirty times.
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>>121904607
Is wg Western? Fug, I thought he was cool.
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>>121904813
>wg is getting ready for foam.jpeg
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>>121904640
Yes, that's why I wrote twink.
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Which waifu would bully you to the max?
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>>121904363
I'm on my second playthrough of ME2 right now. It's getting pretty tedious since the game is do linear and you're mostly stuck in corridors, they really should have kept the formula of the first game.
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>>121905000
Nice trips. Liara would bully you hard with her MT until you're used to being the bottom bitch. She'd bully your ass so hard you'd have trouble walking for weeks.
Jack would be a decent bully too I suppose but she doesn't really have the equipment for it. She'd just make you her asshole worshiping bitch and whore you out for cheap.
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>BW didn't set it up so that Ashley would only bimbofy herself if you romanced her then fucked someone else in ME2
L O S T P O T E N T I A L
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>>121904363nowhere else to go;_;
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>>121905495
It's hard to bimbofy a crater, dude. Although I like the idea, makes it pretty diabolical to cheat on her only to take her back once she got tit and ass implants.
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>>121905469
>doesn't really have the equipment for it
>ignorance of theZAP!
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>>121905721
It's just not the same you know?
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>>121904363
I finished my last playthrough 10 days ago, now I just post here to keep the thread alive in the slowest hours
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>>121905000
Kelly likes to bully Shepard's dick with her gingey.
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>>121904813
Imm guna foame tihs hyumon slut HROJ HROJ HROJ
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>>121905000
I'd make a hole in Tali's suit every time we land on a different planet, so she might die from some sickness.
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>>121904640
I shave my entire body except my ass which I like to keep warm and fuzzy. How gay am I?
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>>121904363
I have never played any of the Mass Effect games.
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>>121905938
oh, baby!
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>>121906195
Pretty gay.
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>You will never gag on Liara's MT as she puts her entire weight on fucking your face while you lie down
>You will never gets slapped so hard by Liara that you almost pass out
>You will never be forced to tonguefuck Liara's anus while she stands on your useless bitch dick with one of her feet
>You will never deepthroat Liara's sweaty feet
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>>121906605
WG, pls
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seriously. what is wrong with liara fags? xenophiles. obviously perverts. deviants of the highest order. need more data to compare to other waifus. maybe all waifus as degenerate. troubling possibility. need to develop cure. cerberus might aid. meantime best to stick to miranda. great ass on that one.
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>>121906893
Better than talimancers tho
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>Liara will never impregnate your boypussy
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salarian porn vids?
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>>121906893
Cerberus would definitely oppose fucking aliens. But how do you cure a fetish?
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>>121906990
plague planted by special forces worked. compare notes to liara virus. will have to run tests. willing subjects. better not to mention intent. will proceed to bioware social for field study. do not come looking. I will be fine.
>>121907070
boypussy. female genitalia. on male youth. curious. human reasoning for homosexuality? recall early human history. calamities not considered real men. better not dwell on it. busy.
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>>121907115
yes, we need femsalarian vids
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>>121907070
>Liara will never come so much inside your ass that you look pregnant
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>>121907374
why do you think they were researching mind control?
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>>121906605
>Liara
>not massaging the bulge Miranda's 9 incher makes in her suit
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>>121779095
The men's bathroom is on the other side of the ship, Shepard
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>Liara will never crush your balls in her fist while she pounds your ass raw
>Liara will never lock you into chastity for months while coming inside you at least once every day
>Libra will never make you clean her armpits with your mouth from alien semen
>Liara will never force you to get degrading tattoos all over you
>You will never be asked to find Liara's MT while blindfolded and gamgbanged
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>>121907564
Fapfic about futa Liara with excessive cum, stomach bulging and extreme dicks when?
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>>121900430
I doubt anyone has ever made that
>>121903940
>assistance
>post from your cellphone
>>121903982
not me. yuck!I don't like krogan.
>>121904078
hah hah hah!
>>121904363
I tried playing it again a few months back, it just didn't work out. I still like to talk about it though.
>>121904607
not me then.
>>121904813
uh oh...
>>121906605
>>121906783
>You will never deepthroat Liara's sweaty feet
should give away that it can't have been men, I HATE footfaggotry.
>>121906893
I'm still pretty sure it's a talifag falseflagging to make liarafags look bad.
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>>121908013
>>Libra will never make you clean her armpits with your mouth from alien semen
I want know who this Libra is.
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Is it more homosexual to be throatfucked by your waffle's forearm sized throbber, or to be anally ravaged by it? Asking for a friend.
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>>121907827
Hey! Leave Miranda out of this degenerate talk. She's pure and 100% woman.
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>>121908013
it's getting funnier every time
>>121908034
when you write it.
>>121908068
>can't have been men
*can't have been me
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>>121908150
>not doing both, one after the other
>>121908197
>not wanting Miranda's thick one
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>>121908150
I have no idea but letting her go a2m and creampie inside you seems pretty straight.
>>121908034
Not soon enough.
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>>121907374
Electroshock therapy
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>>121908197
>He hasn't seen Miranda's unwashed meat torpedo
>He will never know the joy of getting bumdrilled by her monster whopper and watching her ass shake as much as her massive balls as she does it
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>>121908131
Phone. Pls.
>>121908261
You phone too, wg?
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>>121908150
As long as balls doesn't touch it ain't gay at all. Of course Miranda would make sure your balls touched often to make sure you knew how superior her massive spunk factories are to yours.
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>>121908068
>I don't like krogan.
>Twink faggot
>Doesn't love krogan horse sized dicks
Pick one.
>>121908197
Miri has a bigger cock than any krogan.
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>>121908197
>Seeing all these primitives flying spaceships, makes me nervous
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>Liara will never threaten to kick you in the balls unless you deepthroat her entire MT
>Liara will never leave you tied up in a toilet stall in a batarian pub
>Liara will never lead you around omega on a lash while dressed up as a shameless whore
>Liara will never release your sexvids for free on the extranet
>Liara will never pump you full of drugs and make you go ass to ass with another human on an asari party
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>>121904363
I'm still collecting the will to play ME3 after having beaten ME2 many times. I just don't like the new squad or the other new stuff.
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>>121906893
there's like one degenerate who keeps spamming his depraved fantasies
It's obvious to me that Liara doesn't even have a MT
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>>121908068
>I'm still pretty sure it's a talifag falseflagging to make liarafags look bad.
That's what you want us to think. I think it's you that want to make Talimancers look bad and falseflag a falseflag.
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>>121909585
>It's obvious to me that Liara doesn't even have a MT
I was with you until this. Liara has a massive MT of very wide girth, this is canon. I know one of the devs and he has confirmed this personally.
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>>121909798
wg spotted
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>>121908470
To the balls.
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>>121909621
talicancer looks bad enough without anyone doing anything though
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>>121909798
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>>121908150
It only makes you a homo if you get off while pleasing your waffle's /d/ sized tool. I'd go for the throatfuck since massaging ones prostate with a thing like that might make your oversized bitch clit come.
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>>121909585
>Liara doesn't even have a MT
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>>121909989
At least Talimancers don't want a BBC up their ass like Liarafags do.
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>>121908818
>shepard married to not-miranda
>turns out shepard is infertile
>turn to genetically superior miranda to provide the seed
>insists on impregnating not-miranda manually
>not-miranda threatens to divorces shepard, convinced she can't live without miranda's giant penis
thoughts?
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>>121910253
There's only like one of those types here though
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>>121909585
>Liara doesn't even have a MT
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>>121910258
Pretty good but Shepard needs to be demoted to her cumdumpster too and worship her balls while she impregnates not-Miranda. A dominant superior Miranda with a supersized dick who steals Shepard's love interest is great writing material tho. I'd like to see many stories with this premise.
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>>121910258
I wish there was some way to work in cock size stealing in there.
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>>121909887
That would be extremely painful.
>>121910361
Honestly I wonder at times if /meg/ isn't all just girls and homosexual cocksluts.
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>>121910947
>Honestly I wonder at times if /meg/ isn't all just girls and homosexual cocksluts.
Yeah, I really don't understand the fascination with BT foam and mating tubes. It's a bit suspect to be honest
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>Miranda and Liara will never compete about who has the biggest meatstick
>They will never impregnate all the female crew and sissify all the males
>You will never know which one of them is the ultimate top
>You will never be caught between them as they try to one up the other
I need a suicide hotline number.
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>>121911039
There is literally nothing gay about dicks.
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>>121911039
Who came up with this crap anyway? I don't think I saw any of it hinted at in any of the games and I'm a completionist.
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>>121911290
>Who came up with this crap anyway
Literally WG
None of it is mentioned at all in the game.
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>>121911267
Yeah, there's nothing even remotely gay about fantasising about big throbbing meaty cocks just waiting to plunge deep into your holes in the most brutal manner possible and deliver their payload of nasty stinking ball sewage straight into you. Nothing gay at all.
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>>121911290
>asking questions about ye olde meg
Picture related aside, I'm pretty sure eddrf came up with the original idea?
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>>121911468
Right, it's only gay if you're fantasizing about men. Wanting to suck a girl's cock is HETERO as fuck; they have feminine dicks.
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>>121911571
>a girl's cock
>feminine dicks
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Is there an influx of newfriends ?
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>>121911763
since the trailer i'd assume so
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>>121911571
Big smelly feminine dicks much larger than your own, with a pair of huge grapelike balls hanging underneath. If you beg her in the most pathetic manner you can she might be willing to use lube but a condom is out of the question. As punishment for even asking she ties one around your balls.
Can you imagine the sight of Miranda's enormous bulge through her latex suit? She'd make you kiss it and slowly take it out...
Erhm. Yes sir, nothing homo about girl dicks.
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>>121911763
Do newfriends even know about MTs and foam? I sure didn't.
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>>121911920
>huge grapelike
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Is it gay to want to clean smegma off Miranda's humongous unwashed dick using only my mouth? Is it also gay to want her to destroy my ass while she's denying me any orgasms?
Asking for a friend.
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>>121911395
Must be a real pervert. Although it's pretty creative stuff. More creative than Bioware's bland aliens that all have sex in the same way.
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>>121912334
Sound pretty gay to me m8. I think you should tell your friend to kill himself.
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>>121911763
newfriends and dagfaggots
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>>121912485
>Must be a real pervert
what else would you expect from krauts lad
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>>121911680
>2015
>Being this transmysogistic
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>>121912537
I think she'd get pretty upset by that.
>>121912571
Wanting your wife to get raped by a Syrian is not pervy at all. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>121912043
I've been here less than a week and I knew about this since my second day
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>>121912919
>I've been here less than a week
which waifu newfriend
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>>121910253
>BBC
>MFW I just realised that it stands for Big Blue Cock and that I've been avoiding good stuff on Mass Effect Kink for no good reason for ages now
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>>121912550
What would the /dag/gots be doing here?
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nth for Samara best waifu
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>You will never suck litres of cum out of Liara's gaped asshole after she's been beaten by Miranda's genetically perfect monster dong
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>>121912990
I don't have a waifu
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>>121912043
I know about the mating tubes but i have no idea what batarian foam is
I'm here for 2 months btw
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>>121913172
they love WG for some reason
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>>121913172
who gives a fuck, they're not welcome in any case
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I saved Ashley instead of Kaidan in ME1.
Did I do bad?
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>>121913172
DA is pretty much dead for a few years now and most people in /dag/ play ME too. Also DAI is shit.
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>>121913471
>I saved the redneck chimp instead of the bro in ME1
Yes, verily so.
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>>121913471
Yes.
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>>121911471
no it wasn't eddrf, it was some anons speculating and making up headcanons or something.
recently found the thread in the archive (rip in peace).
I'm guessing those guys moved over to /dag/ by the way, they recently did something like that as well.
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>>121838581
>>121839294
>>121858860
>>121913279
My samara niggas
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>>121910258
Fuck, anon, it's like you're TRYING to give me an erection.
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>>121911920
>the sight of Miranda's enormous bulge through her latex suit? She'd make you kiss it and slowly take it out...
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